Eyes On Iowa, Google Grampa 2.4.20

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, nineteen, episode
two of jur Daily Night guyst production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
in New America's share consciousness and say, officially, off the top,
fuck the Coke Brothers and their coke industries and Fox News.
It's Tuesday, February fourth. My name is Jack O'Brien. A K.

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A Hey, Jack O'Brien, what's it like to be so liddy?
I was looking miles away, but then you're singing voice
It hit me. Soccer blue Jack Maine can't keep as well.
Onto I swear it's true. Oh it's croonin Jacoby. Oh

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it's croon in Jacoby alright. Courtesy of Treck Gang. Just
g ez a ks and I'm thrilled to be joined
as always by my co host, Mr Miles grow Roll
and all the de ly see. I'm pretty flawing for

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the site, guys firm. I've had a few iterations on
that one, but thanks to Trevis Trevor Trevor Trevor on Twitter.
Yeah see, the colebrew hasn't hit yet. You didn't even
read no. I think I think that is Actually I
was looking at his Twitter handle, and that's correct. That's

(01:29):
how it's pronounced. Thank you so much. Three words that
you tried. I do think you'll ever be able to
say normally. No, I've noticed. I think every show we've
done in this new year has been We've been like
because I always want to say two thousand, just because
I've gotten that rhythm of saying because we've been doing

(01:50):
the show for so damn yeah. Uh yeah, So I
am officially I have my parents note, I am excused
from having to say even two thousd and twenty sounds weird.
It does to you. Two thousand, yeah, kind of just trying.
I don't know. I just want to get in that
big old head of yours, walk around a little bit,

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stomp around a little bit, miles. Ah. We just came
back from Portland's man had a great time, great time,
sold out show. Uh and now we are headed to
the great city. I believe it's called the Big Apple
Brooklyn at the Bellhouse. It's a borough where the Big

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Apple at as Big used to say, Hey, spread love.
It's the Big Apple Way, yes, uh yeah. Where are
we going to be? Bellhouse? February twelve, Washington, d C.
February at the Miracle Theater, Minneapolis. February at the Parkway Theater, Chicago,
February seven, Sleeping Village, and the grand Finale Toronto, Toronto, Toronto.

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Sorry there we go. Yeah I was we were saying Toronto,
and that's I didn't know if I was Toronto. Yeah,
we're doing that February at the Great Hall Venue. Looks
these venues look almost too professional for our show in
the way. We're so nervous, but please come out. Absolutely

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definitely too professional. Although this show is uh, you know,
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We also, I think we also reveal some truths about ourselves.
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be careful out there. We are thrilled to be joined
in our third seat by the hilarious and talented Carl Hess.

(04:07):
Oh my god, thank you guys so much. Thank you
for waiting patiently while we just I was just enjoying
the banter. It's just a pleasure to see great Thank you.
You guys have great voices too. I forgot how much
singing was involved with this show. Really, I love to
see it. That means so much because that is truly
my aspiration. Actually, I feel like now that I nailed
that a K, I can reveal to all our listen

(04:30):
how much singing is in the live show? Is there
a there is the show that I I smash, it
goes he goes out of body. Yeah, it's amazing, to
the point where I don't even do an a K.
I'm like, you know what, but that was in the pocket,

(04:51):
I think is how it's been described to me. I don't,
like I said, I don't remember it. I go out
of blackout. You come to set. Everyone's cheering and on
their shoulders again, Carl, how have you been man with you?
I mean, you know, just trying to uh, trying to
stay sane in this crazy world of arriss. Uh yeah,

(05:11):
day by day, you know, Uh, I think we all
just you know, like like any of us just been
spending too much time online you know, it's easy to
just kind of just feel like, Wow, what am I
doing with my life? Yeah? Being online is the only
thing that I hate. But I'm like, better do it
for five hours to make sure. Yep, Okay, still hated?
Got Oh is it? The day is over? Cool? Still bad?

(05:32):
Still still very bad. Probably gonna do it some more. Yeah, well,
we're about to do it some more in a moment.
We're also going to get to know you a little
bit better. Uh. First, we're gonna tell our listeners what
they should be freaking out about so they don't have
to go online and find out. We're gonna talk about
ghost kitchens. Miles, You're gonna explain what that means to me.

(05:54):
These virtual kitchens, Bro, they're out here, They're out here
for sure, these damn those cases. We're gonna do our
latest update on the impeachment. I'm talking about in this
cree Oh my god, I love that. I love that beat.
Let me just say I love that beat. Good. I'm
talking about this crew hit them with it. Uh, And

(06:18):
then we're gonna talk about the Iowa Caucuses. I didn't
know what caucusing was. Necessarily, I didn't realize how uh
like cartoonishly, are you with me? Then comes standing my
strange system? Yeah, very strange system. Glad, it's what we
let determine just the most important thing ever. Alright, we're

(06:39):
gonna talk about children's books being a new form of
Trump protest. We're gonna talk about the super Bowl that happened.
We're going to give out some winners and losers gangs.
Oh yeah, we're gonna talk in particular about the Bubweiser
super Bowl commercial. But first car we like to ask

(07:00):
our guests, what's something from your search history that's reeling
about who you are? Um, well, you know, I think
a lot about politics, Trump his antics, and uh, you know,
I don't think Trump is the worst president. I think
w is still the worst. But I was thinking how
vulgar Trump is and then I remember this story that
I heard, so like googled it and it's fucking true. Uh.

(07:23):
Lyndon Johnson once, while asked why we were in Vietnam,
he took out his dick to a group of reporters
and said that's why. And I was just thinking, like,
Trump hasn't done anything to match that whipping out your
dick to a group of reporters. I mean, that is
that's god tear. Yeah, it was like back at a
time that that was something he liked to do. Apparently

(07:46):
had a huge dick which he called jump bumbo um
he one time with his name he called which like
gives off more of like a clown sort of like circus,
like it's a friendly name though, Okay, sure he's huge,
but he's gentle um. He whipped it out. I think

(08:10):
I don't know if I had heard that specific instance.
I know that he made a journalist who was critical
of him like sit with him and talk to him
as he was taking a shot. Yes, he would do
that to aids and people as a power trip. Like
he's in the you know, White House presidential bathroom taking
a shot. He's like, come in here, I'm gonna like
dress you down. And then one time he during a

(08:32):
meeting like used just asked one of his secret service agents.
I think it was to stand in front of him
and peet on him, dude lynden Man well like, but
used him like a tree that he was peeing behind,
And so when somebody was like, what are you doing,
he was like, it's my prerogative. Son. Yeah, he would
whip it out to piss a lot, and uh he
would also he would often be like, if you were

(08:53):
pissing next, and get a look at this. You haven't
seen anything like this. It's jumbo baby, an extra nickel.
You can upgrade your jumbo j on a whole other level.
And Trump could never It was at a time, it
was a different time, a brazen man. The media would
cover up for a president they had just gotten done
covering up for all of JFKs exactly mistresses. And then

(09:16):
you know they probably thought it was love it. We
all love it. What is something you think is overrated?
We were talking about this a little bit beforehand. I
think sweet jewel pod flavors wildly over it. All the
popular flavors are sweet. I think there should be savory
jewel pods. Let's let's get some adult ask jewel pod flavor.

(09:39):
I would funk with an egg's benedict. Jewel Pod'd be like, really,
taste that hollandaise, It's delicious. It would be so good.
Why is everything now? Are jewel pods that accurate to
like what their target tastes that? I like the cool cucumber.
I'm not a huge vaping guy, but you know, occasionally
you know you're vaping right now. I'm vaping right Can

(10:00):
you get your face? Your head flavor? Country? Here we are.
Your head is just a cloud of vapor. Often I'll
hit of friends and it'll be like cooingly sweet cotton
candy flavor or something. This is disgusting. You've smoked this
all day, Like what do you a child? You want
brought in candy flavor in your mouth? Your friends children?
You know I hang out. I have a desparate age

(10:22):
range because my crew is you know, they did pull
some of those back. I know Jewel did because they're
the apple of nicotine. That's the other thing. If you
want teens to stop jeweling, just make just sucking liver
and onions. They're not gonna want to like this is
this is heavy gravy, like they did pull it back
right like the market and like I think it was

(10:45):
all the ones except for that's what happened. Ones that
tastes like ship, but jewels like ship flavored basically flavor.
You're still going to smoke it, pigs. I love just
stuffing Thanksgiving stuffing, Oh my god, I would funk with
stuffing so hard. I don't even need to have Naked Team, Like,
no one wants to eat carbs. You just vade the stuffing,

(11:08):
zero carves, boom done. There it is. But how would
they get the flavor? Right? I need some carbs, that's true,
you get car How do you how do you vaporize carbs? Right?
Like my uh? I think the high water mark for
like pilform flavor is probably the jellybelly like popcorn. Yes,
everyone of those nailed that. Yeah, like jelly beans where

(11:30):
you're just like you you almost have like an out
of body experience where you're like, wait, that one tastes
like buttered popcorn. Yeah, really really, you've never had that one.
I don't like jelly beans because like usually it's not
even that the flavors. I didn't know your anti bean Okay, no, no,
I I'll you know, experiment here and there. But like
back in the day, it was experiment flip a couple

(11:54):
of beans, pop a couple of beans. Here? What are
we talking about? So now? No, I mean like the
flavors wilways just be like watermelon dis flavors I never liked.
But now hearing that you're both unanimously you were like,
oh yep, it's just where you're like having one. Yeah,
it's like a magic trick. It really tastes like it,
And I'm sure people are going to be like, you're

(12:16):
you're sucking up and there's another one that's better or
something like that. The bean heads are coming for you.
But where so you have experienced the magic that is
the butter popcorn, jelly jelly bell, imagine that in a
form that would be delicious? Yeah, what where does jewel
fall like with regards to like approximating that, because cucumber

(12:37):
is a very really only like the cucumber, and yeah,
cucumbers seems easy to replicate, does it. I think the
cucumber is good. Yeah, that's my favorite warrant. What is
something you think is underwritten? Um? Lately, I've been really
getting into cottage cheese. I think it's wildly underrated cheese
and I think it has a stigma, probably because like

(12:58):
all our moms used to like did on like a
slice of tomato for some reason, at least my mom did.
So you're like, that's a mom thing. What's going on?
I don't, I don't know with that, but like getting
back into it, it's so good. It's basically like if
it was socially acceptable to eat a bowl of cream cheese.
You can't do that because of society. But you can
eat a bowl of cottage cheese and every you know,

(13:20):
and that's totally fine. Is it bad for you? Like cream?
I I don't think. I mean, it's sure. It's like
a it has like a weird consistency. There's it's like
lumpy issues with cottage. She's are the consistency and then
it tastes bad. But I'm saying you've got to revisit it. Okay, Yeah,

(13:44):
I might have been colored by my early childhood. That was. Yeah,
that was a thing that like everything. It was like
the seventies head put everything into a jello mold, and
then the eighties had just cottage. If you eat something
with cottage cheese, you're going to be healthy. And that's
the thing. It was like a nineties low fat thing.
So a lot of the cottage cheese we tried his
kids or were exposed to it was low fat milk.

(14:06):
I'm talking full fat cottage cottage cheese. It's delicious. What
you eat. I do savor. I'm a savory guy, so
I'm a savory daddy. As we've covered, I do black
pepper and olive oil on what on? What kind of
delivery mechanism? Just in a bowl, straight up spooning it in.
It's so good. And I know, black pepper and olive

(14:29):
oil on cottage sheet. Now that might be the thing
that I was missing. I was always thinking of it
as a sweet exactly like akin to you, we're going savory.
I mean you can do like fruit, like a yogurt,
like a berry situation cold when you eat it, Yes,
right out of the fridge, it's refreshing. It's refreshing. Cheese, Yeah,

(14:51):
I mean it's I I try it, try it out.
I've had given it so much wrong about cottage, the temperature.
I'm here to help. You don't want you don't want to.
You don't want lukewarm cheese. Nobody wants that. Speak for yourself,
actually love warm cheese. So like to have somebody hold
it in their mouth for a little bit, just keep it,

(15:13):
bring it right up to body is a room temp alright,
room timber body temp. Uh. And finally, what is a myth?
What's something people think is true you know to be false? Um.
I get into this discussion when I have a few drinks,
amount of party and someone brings it up. I've had
this argument so many times, but I'm here to have
it yet again. Different types of alcohol do not affect
you differently. It's not true. It's never been true. Everybody

(15:37):
thinks it, and it's just wrong. Ethanol is ethanol. It's
the same in any intoxicating beverage, wine, beer, liquor whatever.
It's processed by your body exactly the same. The only
thing that changes is the rate of absorption, which is
mostly affected by how much food you have in your stomach,
because alcohol immediately crosses in your blood screen, So, uh,

(15:59):
what you having your stomach actually is the biggest factor
for how fast and how drunk you get and how
fast you get drunk. But does it affect hangovers because
in my no, it doesn't. Doesn't. There's no physiological basis
for different types of alcohol being broke. They're they're all
broken down exactly the same. Alcohol is metabolizing your liver,

(16:19):
doesn't matter what it's in it's It's metabolized exactly the same,
no matter the source. But there is the question of
the placebo effect, because we all know the effect is real.
People can take a pill that does nothing and actually
get better because they think they're going to get better.
So if you go into drinking tequila thinking, oh, I'm
gonna get crazy because I'm drinking tequila, then you know,

(16:42):
you might get crazy because you certain but there's no
physiological basis. But you know, we have to allow for
a lot of um. Strip clubs don't serve tequila for that. Well,
you know what it is wildness that in a spires
out of the rate of absorption has to do with

(17:03):
ways that you take it in. So wine, if you're
sipping it, you're gonna absorb a lot slower than if
you're taking it tequila shot. A lot of people have
a night in college or when they're young where they
do some shots of tequila. They get hammered because they're
doing shots, and then they're like, tequila makes me wild.
It's like, no, just taking shots gets you very drunk
because you're taking a lot. Take a shot at anything,
you're gonna get drunk. Huh. I've heard that vodka gives

(17:26):
less hangover, so that is there's a There's something called conjiners,
which are in dark alcohol, which comes from the wood.
You know, whiskey is brown because it's aged in barrels
whiskey comes out of the still, it's clear, it's aged,
and it mellows the flavor. So there are people who
are um congers. So that is a factor if you're

(17:47):
drinking clear alcohol versus a dark alcohol. So more broadly,
it's the idea that alcohol is processed the same, no
matter what. And then then we get into these variables
underneath the coiner could affect your hang over, not how
drunk drunk would act while you're drunk. There's not different
types of drunk. I got on a whiskey drunk last
night and can't be trusted for what happened. And you know,

(18:12):
it's it's fascinating, and there's actually not a lot of
hard data about it because it's like I guess scientists aren't,
you know, devoting to stuff that's important. It's the perfectly
to drink, But it is. It is fascinating, and it
is people have all these preconceived notions about how they
act on different alcohol. It's fascinating. Yeah, um gin makes
me sad. It's like you might just be sad guy.

(18:35):
Well yeah, and I'm sure there's also like complex issues
because you're taking a psychoactive substance and then you know,
bringing in all your preconceived notions about what that substance
does to you, the power of the mind, and then
also yeah placebo effect, and also you know, like what
what your experiences are. I've had this argument drunk at

(18:55):
a party so many times, like you're romance science isn't there, right,
But yeah, it's a fascinating subjectle around it is. All right,
let's talk about ghost kitchens. Okay, if you ever use
you see him a lot on these delivery apps like
seamless uber Eats. There's this whole thing where it'll be
seemed like seemingly a restaurant you've never heard of, but

(19:17):
they're offering you all kinds of like food out of
this thing. So that this idea of a virtual kitchen. Basically,
a restaurant has a lot of overhead because you have
dining guests and you're you're really like your rent and stuff,
all factors in the opening a restaurant, whereas a virtual
kitchen is purely built to just send food out of
there's no dyning in guests. It's just there to be
a kitchen that churns out all kinds of food. And

(19:39):
because a lot of these food delivery apps have become
so popular. A lot of people are like, maybe my
business makes more sense just to be sending food out
than actually having dying in guests. And this has become
the idea of the ghost kitchen. Virtual kitchen has gotten
more and more popular. Um, but I think one of
the reasons is a flexibility in like the kind of
rent you have to pay because you don't need a storefront.

(20:01):
And also you can cook like all kinds of cuisine
out of one kitchen, Like you can have like there's
a spot by me that is normally a Thai restaurant,
but they also send wings out of there too, and
like flatbreads. Yeah, and it's just it's a smarter way
to like use your facilities. But now it's like it's
getting to the point where the rent slow, these buildings
are these businesses are becoming more popular. People are like, Okay,

(20:25):
how do we like also go into places that aren't
being used and just start building out a lot of
test kitchen. So there's like SB who has a lot
of restaurants, hospitality company, and then this other retail developer
called the Simon Property Group, and there's like a hotel company.
They're basically, Oh, they do fantastic, so we're all the same.

(20:46):
And the ghost kitchen big ghost kitchen. So they're planning
on opening like two hundred delivery only kitchens by the
end of next year. And they're looking at places like
unused retail spaces, storage areas, mall parking lots, abandoned is
so bleak. They're just like here, get in there. You're
they're plotting out your conspiracy and next door they're making

(21:08):
pad tie. I'm trying to do my red yarn in here, guys,
what is that? What's is there like a ghost kitchen
success story? That's like they started out in a seward.
I mean the first time I read about like a
year or two ago, it was like I was reading
about restaurants in San Francisco that we're basically the rent

(21:31):
was so high for them, where like we still get
a lot of orders, but we don't. There's it's hard
for us to survive as a dying in location. Labor
is a big part of the expenses when you're doing restaurants.
So it's like, you know, ghost kitchen model makes sense
if you can do it, depending on yeah and what
it is. And I think you know, it's more and
more like I just see restaurants I've never just heard of.

(21:52):
It's like, what is this place? Yeah, you're like I
don't know. Suddenly like I need to trust, Like pizza
and schmarm go on. When the when the tie restaurant
by earplace sends out or like averatise their wings and
their flatbread, do they do it under a different like yeah,
it will, and then there'll be a note saying like

(22:14):
it's actually in partnership or something with this other restaurant.
I've also heard about. Someone was telling about like restaurant poaching,
where a customer called this restaurant was like, oh, like,
where's my order? I ordered? And they were like we don't.
We don't like do orders, Like there's a dining on
the restaurant And apparently someone had taking that restaurant's name
was using it on these apps with a totally different menu,

(22:35):
just I guess because of the name recognition. So then
the guy called the actual restorers like where's my order?
They're like what are you talking about? Like I ordered
from you know, on seamless or whatever. So now there's
like weird ship going on out there. I'm sure there's
all these like shadow economies that are just popping up
everywhere because of how fast technologies. And I just like

(22:56):
the idea of an old abandoned mall food court just
brought to life, but all the retail spaces not being used.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back. And we're back, and let's talk briefly about impeachment.

(23:22):
I'm talking about not a whole lot of updates to
where we were, um yesterday. Uh, there there might be some,
but as of this recording, not not a whole lot new.
Other than that, you know, the Senate has officially concluded that, uh,
he's basically guilty of what the Democrats accused him of. That.

(23:46):
I'm shocked personally. I can't believe that was Lamar Alexander's decision.
You know, yeah, he did it, but it's not bad
enough to impeach. And then Marco Rubio said, uh, it
might be bad enough to impeach, but it's not bad
enough to remove him from office. So everyone knows it's
bad now, right, that's the most that's the most Republicans

(24:08):
have moved through the entire process when being na NA,
Yeah that was bad, right, But nothing else, but but
shrug emoji. Yes, shrug emoji is is the official stance
of the GOP right um, and Trump is still on
his perfect phone call ship. So that's you know, three

(24:30):
different standards. It really is funny to describe a phone
call is perfect. Like Trump has his moments of being
unintentionally like hilarious, like NonStop only time so disarming and
like difficult about it is He's just NonStop like the
we're going to talk about the super Bowl thing, but
like unbelievable. Michael Scott couldn't do it better. I don't

(24:54):
think you could. I would ever describe a phone call
is perfect. Maybe I was in sick grade and it
was about telling a girl I liked her, or like
or be like will you go to a danceinglin? It
was perfect? It was said, yes, I hung up immediately.
What are you watching Cops on Fox right now? Yeah?

(25:15):
I'm watching too, Like that's all I don't understand. Again,
We've also talked about this plenty of times that how
could a phone call be perfect? But you know this
is where we are. Yeah, so they're essential. Essentially, they're saying,
just let the people vote in the election, that he
is they now admit clearly guilty of cheating at by

(25:36):
abusing his presidential power in a manner that exceeds Watergate,
by the way, so which is supposed to be like
their party's great shame. Water Gate was like quaint now
by modern standards, like oh yeah, they took up some files, Um,
you treaded him. Yeah. The whole thing with this, though, too,
is again the the actions of the Republicans is just

(26:00):
I don't even know what planet we're on anymore. Because
here's the thing. Even if you're if they're all willing
to say yeah, that's wrong, then what are you gonna
do to do then do something right? It can't just
end with yeah, yeah that's wrong, end of like are
there you know, there have been talks of adding some
kind of like amendments something to say that, oh, actually
a president cannot do this any get it. That's basically

(26:24):
what they're saying, Okay, we get it, but what he
did is wrong. Yeah, But that's where you have to say,
even as like the mechanics of leadership, if you're seeing
something that is you know, uh, a deficiency that's occurring
within the system, how are you going to address that? Obviously,
that's uh, that's very idealistic for me to think that
they would do something about it, given the all kinds
of issues we're looking at. But if they wanted to

(26:46):
have some sense or some semblance of like like doing
something having their taking their oaths seriously, their oaths seriously,
that you would say something like, yeah, that's wrong and
we should do this to that oath breakers the lot
of right. Um. The mainstream media is basically covering this
or where over the weekend, covering the fact that the

(27:09):
Republicans voted to not here from any witnesses as the
witness vote tanking, which suggests like Democrats failed to do
something like they Yeah, well, it's politics and one side
one so I like that phrasing. It's like like a
movie at the box office, like this vote. I don't

(27:30):
know this about bomb man, I don't know what. Yeah, anyway,
what's next? What else? It's got all the stormy daniels, Yeah,
as opposed to one side just changing the rules of
the argument at the end of being like, yeah, but none,
none of it matters. Again, the stakes are it's you know,
it's half I'm afraid of Trump's base. Also, we the

(27:52):
Republicans know that the clock is running on, like how
long they can pretend like the clock is running on
how long they can legitimately contain their power. And I
don't know, maybe that actually the clock has run out.
Actually when you look at all the actions, when you
look at all the you know, restricting voter laws and
things like that and purging voter rules. But this is this,

(28:12):
this whole thing, all of this is motivated out of
like this is it, like we can't if we give
them this, then we're done. I also think that like
if he was actually I mean, we all knew he's
never gonna be removed, but like just the whole impeachment thing,
like I haven't really been paying attention to it because
it's like I think I knew at the end of
the road he wasn't gonna be removed. I was like
why I pay attention. But also like for Trump's base,

(28:34):
like he could he would be impeached like that, they're
not going to turn against him, like if anything, that
he's like a martyr. Now there's the you know, crooked democrats,
you know, make this unspoken thing in the mainstream media
where they talk about how much of a waking nightmare
would be if he were removed exactly what the we
have President Pence? Like you know, right, But there I
think they're like suggesting, and I think it would actually

(28:56):
happen that there would be like arms, oh my god, people, Yeah,
like they would definitely get think about what the Q
supporters would do. Um, but it's like that's gonna happen,
like if you anyway, it's gonna happen anyway. It's gonna
like imagine at some point he will no longer be
president and then what what happens to Mago world when

(29:18):
they're they're looking down? What happens when he during the
general election is like the Democrats hacked the voting machines,
you know something like that. Yeah, and also not to
mention the huge risk of life that we incur having
a president that is this incompetent, Like at the head
he's falling apart army, He is falling apart mentally, but

(29:42):
he's crushing it at those rallies. Dude, he has like,
have you so that chunk he has about the dishwashers
and the toilets, it's like standoff, he has like a
five minute chunk. He goes into that toilet dishwasher chunk
and it has killed it, folks for ten flushes. People
are counting along with him like it is wild. He's
up there murdering. I'm like, wow, I don't like him,

(30:04):
but I respect the bit. I respect the bit as
a comedian. And it's just that people take big ships right,
like an environmentally friendly toilets can't handle it. And then
he's like me, as your people, my ships are smooth because,

(30:24):
like I said, I think you should leave now sketch
where the toilets only got a fart size hole in him.
These days, he's a huge fan of that show him
loved him alright. So on the Democratic side, it seems like,
you know, it's all over. But the caucus thing in Iowa,
I just said that like Dennis Miller for some reason,

(30:46):
the caucus singing, Well, I'm not gonna say who I
think is gonna win because it will probably come back
and already out the seconds have happened. But Ernie one,
there was a last second swing to Biden by two
hundred thousand transit workers or a transit union with two

(31:08):
thousand people in it, on the basis of electability. They
went from Bernie Biden um it's just a it's this
weird recursive like what does it even meet? Like, well, yeah,
that's the orient You need an abstract argument because on
the acts you can't really say much. You're like, well,

(31:29):
what about your vote in the Iraq War? Yeah, what
about it? But even just the idea that Biden is
somehow more electable than Bernie, it's like he's his record,
Like we've already seen what happens when you do an
establishment candidate with a terrible record and all this stuff
that you know, Trump can use his fodder, right, you
can't run someone who he can be like draining in

(31:50):
the swamp, corruption, all this, He's just gonna do that
ship again, right. Biden is a huge liability. Can you
imagine the ammo that like the mandate perceived man endate
Republicans they would think they have if Biden was elected
and what that? How that can? I mean, they're they're
going to be obstructionist with anyone. But like I think
it was Joni Ernst or one of them was like, oh, yeah,
well what we'd impeach Biden right away. It's like, oh

(32:13):
my god, I'm talking about Yeah. I think really I'm
more the only part of me that would want to
see a Biden verse Trump election. And it's not because
I want that reality. I just want to see one debate.
Oh my god, their brains are coming out of their ears,
and it's just like I I can't even imagine. I

(32:34):
like watching Hillary Clinton go up against Trump with the
future of the country on the line, like almost gave
me a heart at time. First time. It was like
the closest I've ever felt like my heart hurt the
entire night and the entire next day. Like I was like,
holy shit, because that was like survive a Biden Trump general.

(32:59):
I don't. I can't do it. I'm just any of this.
So he will like challenge him to like a fucking
push up, all right, He'll do it, all right, do it?
Oh my good lord? Do It'll be like actually, I
need my running shoes at my two inch flats, my lifts.
That what's his name for Biden? Is it Sleepy Joe? Yeah?

(33:20):
And Mabi Mike, I think is the newest one that
I thought was pretty good. Right. That was Sunday night
after the super Bowl. He just went on a tear
about how short Mike Bloomberg is. That was his chosen
line of attack. The irony because many people talk about
the weird lifts that Trump wears in his shoes to
add a couple of inches to his height. Definitely, when

(33:43):
you see him next to people that are like actually
six one, you're like, you're six weirdly shaped man? Right? Oh?
Is he really shorter than people? Say? I didn't realize.
I mean that's that's so uh yeah, take their height
and knock two inches off. Anyways, the cock is I
I went into this week, you know, wondering what, like,

(34:06):
how do how does it work? I knew it was
like you could change your vote if like your person
wasn't getting that much. It's really like the you know
how the trading floor at the stock exchanges, like live
action capitalism where people are like bye bye like that
from that's really all I know from to other movies

(34:27):
where yeah, they just show cutaways to that. But it's
like this weird thing that you wouldn't expect to exist
other than as a dramatization of the system that runs
our country. Like that's what caucusing feels like. To me.
It's like, Okay, if you're voting for this person, go
stand in that corner. If you're voting for this other

(34:48):
person stand in that corner, and then like if you
don't have enough people, then they're like, come vote for
my guy. And like there there was called alignments. Yeah,
it's right, it's it's like picking teams. Um, well, that's
the thing that's like also interesting when a lot of
people look at the polling about it, the polling about
the caucuses aren't a good indicator of how the caucuses

(35:09):
go because after that first alignment, right when you you
corner off, then whoever doesn't get to fifteen percent that
viability threshold, now you court those people who stood for
a candidate there, and from there there's like internal dynamics.
They're like, you know, like where where does the Sanders supporter?
Where would a Sanders supporter go? If there if Sanders
didn't hit fift in that first alignement, where does a

(35:31):
where does a Buddhage supporter go? So it's not it's
not exactly that you know, Biden or Bernie will always
get these percentages there, it's just that then from there
there's these internal dynamics that play too. So there's all
there's gonna be a lot of shifting and there's so
many ways that people can get to that threshold. That
it's a little more complex than I think we all imagine. Yeah,

(35:54):
I think NPR was pointing out that both Obama and
Jimmy Carter used when in Iowa to like sort of
solidify themselves as front runners. Um, it's just it's it's
like I was saying with the horse race thing of
like people changing allegiances based on who's electable, Like, this

(36:14):
is not a diverse group of voters. This is not
a representative group of voters, like when it compared to
the rest of the country. The only thing it has
is that it controls the media narrative, and so the
media is again it's just like this self reflective thing
where it's like, well, he won the first one, so
we're going to cover it as if he's like the

(36:36):
winner or you know, it establishes the narrative going forward. Right,
But it's like that, I don't know, it's just also
system bad. Does it need a refresh update? Right? Uh? Anyways,
but shout out to all those people who are going
back to Iowa two cockies, because there are a lot

(36:57):
of people I know, like even in l A, who
are like I kept my residency there, so I can
fucking go and Caucus. And yeah, there are people who
I know like are like there are funds to help
people go back to Caucus even where they're like or
people are driving people to Iowa to be like, hey,
you still got your residence there. Let's get you there.

(37:18):
Let's get you in the right in the right corner. Yeah.
So the thing we talked about with like the room
where people are standing in different corners based on the
boarding and yeah, the sorting hats alignment. Yeah, there will
be one thousand, six and seventy nine of those. And uh,
there will also be satellite caucuses sixty in the United States,

(37:40):
twenty four international, uh, with people from Iowa who just
can't get back to Iowa. And um, yeah, there will
be a first round of votes and then if you
are determined not to have reached, if your group hasn't
reached the fifteen percent necessary, uh, you will be changed

(38:03):
to somebody else and have to knife fight them. Like
an addic video but a circle form, right, Well, you
know what to do. One of the guys who's in
that fight are in that video is the guy from
New York Undercover. Yeah, Michael whatever, his name is de Yeah,
he's like he was a dancer back in the day.
You can see it in the way it moves just

(38:23):
a little, you know, just a little tidbit for my
New York undercover friends from the Michael de Lorenzo that's
his name. Turns out, yeah, that knife fight was not
accurate to how knife real knife fights actually generations perception.
I mean, I'm surprised no have been like, let me

(38:45):
just stab you the funk out of your arm, right,
that was the West Side story ship. Yeah, they have
good course strength, four years of tap. After the first round,
you are able to Yeah, after the first sorting they uh,
you're able to like switch sides, go to one of
the groups that has more there's like realignment groups that

(39:06):
then uh will express a preference. It's all they're reporting
you to be like, hey, you're you're Tulsi person. Why
don't come over here? Right there, they're waving you across
the right, Okay, come over here. That's happening live in
the room. Yeah, that's like a thing that is illegal
in other voting situations, Like you're you're not allowed to

(39:27):
try to influence somebody's decision as they're approaching the polling.
This is like you step into the voting booth and
there are a hundred different people trying to pull you
into like one side or the other. It's just and
there's a lot of people that are still undecided going
into this situation, which I don't know how you're undecided

(39:49):
at this point. Yeah, it's just like, especially in Iowa,
anyone who's undecided like scares me. I'm like, I mean,
I guest if you just like don't pay attention to
politics at all and you're just kind of like disengage.
But like you know, if you're in Iowa, there's so
much focus. They're all there. It's just like, how have
you not made a decision? Yeah, it's weird. Well, it

(40:11):
turns out we're all okay because children's books are here
to save us. So our writer J M McNabb has
has a take my hands off the wheel, I can
stop caring. Uh. So, one of our writers, Jam McNabb
has a son who is in junior kindergarten and they

(40:34):
pick a book once a week at the school library
and the one he picked was called Bully, and it
was about a frog with a bunch of wilting flowers
for hair that were are sort of orange ish. And
it turns out it is explicitly influenced by Trump, and
it's a it's a big metaphor pro Trump. Yeah, yeah, exactly,

(40:59):
the most flowers frog. Look at this frog kick every
other frog's ass, go with a winner. Look at big
my frog feed are um. But yeah, there's so he
kind of did some research and there there are a
bunch of different, sort of ideologically influenced children's books being published.
In two thousand eighteen, Scholastic published a book called President

(41:24):
Donald Trump as part of their Rookie Biography series, and
uh it, you know, it was just a very straightforward
book that was like, he became a president, millions of
Americans are counting on to improve their lives. And there
was this yeah and it worked out. I mean because
if you were to be honest about it, it would

(41:45):
be too explicit for a children's books. It's like, he
has been credibly accused of sexual assault. Yeah, what do
you do about that? They're gonna have enough time in
their life when they're like scared and in pain. Let
let the children just be children for a bit. I
just don't make the book, says a poem about Donald Trump.
His buildings reached into the sky. His businesses just grew

(42:06):
and grew. Then Trump became our president. People wanted something
new the end. Yeah, wow wow, wow wow, his businesses
just grew and grew. Uh. There's also the pumpkin and
the pants suit. So that this is a story that
is wildly um but discouraging to me, this is a

(42:32):
ridiculous the cover art we're looking at the pumpkin and
the pants suit is It's just it's really something, folks
mind altering. I don't want to see that they somehow
made Trump actually like a wrinkled pumpkin with weird eyebrows.
And I'm I'm guessing they've reduced Hillary to a pant suit. Yes, yes,
look we're still gonna be in like forty years. These

(42:54):
kids are going to have time to go through this paint.
Don't do it to them now. Let them just play
for a little bit before it descends upon them. Liza
Jane and the Dragon where a dragon uh with an
orange main is hired to be Liza's new parents, and
then she realizes that the dragon kind of sucks the

(43:15):
lying Wait, I'm sorry, King was hired to be a
new dragon. Yeah, hires hires a dragon. Is that like
a job opening where you're like, all right, dragon, you're
hired to play my father. You don't need like a
subtle analogy to teach children to hate the things you hate.
That's the point of having children. Teach them to hate
the things that you hate. And it's very easy to

(43:36):
just tell them this sucks and we all hate it
and they're like, okay, got it. They're screwed up, and
the yeah, they're screwed up her life. They spend the
rest of her life trying to undo the pas of
their parents. And that, you know, we have a good system.
We don't need the subtle amalogy analogies and books. There's
also The Lying King, about a word hug who lies
in order to gain power, and The King who Banned
the Dark about a king who installs artificial but citizens

(44:01):
revolt when nobody can sleep. Actually sounds kind of cool. Yeah,
what is that? What's the met Okay, because he doesn't
like the dark? Yeah, oh so it's about getting just
like vilifying things we don't know or he's that part
is pretty on the note. I think that too. And
then a book called The Wall, Um, it's I mean

(44:24):
it makes sense, right, I Like, people feel very powerless
to try and affect change with people who are fully
formed adults. So if you're making kids books, you're like, well,
the way I can fight back is to have these
things and indoctrinate them with these kinds of stories by sense. Yeah,
I mean I don't. The other thing is, I don't
know how many kids are gonna go wait a second,

(44:45):
the pump in in the pantsuit. This is about what
to tell. So in a way, you don't need to
go this sort of hard on those images if you're
as long as you're the lessons there. But what the
funk do on I'm not a child development I want
to see the approach rump books. They got to be
off there, the perfect phone called Daddy read me, the
perfect pH um. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. We like,

(45:09):
there's a whole generation of like nine to seventeen year
olds who are currently being you know, turned into conservatives
by YouTube videos. So maybe this is like the the
generation coming up behind them. But if this is what
progressives have instead of YouTube videos, progressivism might be in

(45:35):
some trouble. Yeah, and yeah, I mean there's there's also
deeper lessons than like it's bad to be a bully, right,
And I think I'm sure there are plenty of books
that aren't so narrowly trying to be like I got
this kid's book in the form of a Yeah, but
like truly like like stories about empathy, which there I've
read books like that. I've achieve that. Yeah. Uh, Classics

(45:59):
Giving Tree is dark as a lot of children's books
are sucked up. It's just a metaphor for being a
parent that is like passive aggressive about how selfish children
are and then they die. It's just daring for parents.
I don't know if it's a good lesson for children.

(46:22):
It's like, if you have kids, they're just gonna use
you up and then you're gonna die. But what do
the kids get out of that? I don't understandable. Maybe
children and it'll it'll help with overpopulation. That's the lesson here.
All Right, we're gonna take a quick break and when
we'll be back with the big game. And we're back,

(46:53):
and guys, honor of sports journalism, I want to just
go through some wins and losers from the Super Bowl night.
Uh So, the big winner of the night, I'm gonna say,
has to be the Kansas City Chiefs. Uh. They're coaching
staff and players. Uh. They scored the most points. They

(47:14):
were the ones who were giving a championship trophy, and
Americal value of their point total was greater than that
of their opponents. Now on the losing side, the Forts
of San Francisco. They had the most points at first,
but then they stopped scoring points and the Chiefs scored
more points than they did, which was a big mistake
by their coach and their players. Um that strategy. If

(47:37):
you ask me, I would have simply scored more points.
I agree. Yeah, I agree, But that's just me. I'm
not like a football coach. I don't know. Um, alright,
some other winners, all right, Next segment in depth analysis.
Did you guys watch the big game? I ate a
bunch of more fungle Puerto Rican food passed the funk

(48:00):
out by the third quarter. I did catch I saw
the last ten minutes. I did not see barely. After all,
my energy left me digesting food watching the halftime. That's
how it should be. Your most of your energy should
be digesting food. I watched the end. I would love
to see the ratings. What actually happened to the ratings

(48:20):
after the halftime show turned it off. Yeah, well, like
everybody I'm talking to it was like yeah, and then
I stopped kind of paying attention after the halftime show
that it seems like Pepsi is knocking it out of
the park. That's one of my winners. Gang Fressian generation,
next am I right? Uh, well, so I'm gonna say

(48:42):
a big winner Shakira. I feel like I I went up
in the estimation of everyone who isn't a pearl clutching
conservative mom, very specifically moms. We're the only ones who
had a problem and was about it was the Spanish government.
Well apparently she's being accused tax twelve million dollars. She

(49:02):
paid it off right away. Well that's about how much
I got. Just peeled all that I got my face.
I got to go to the Super Bowl fucking half
time Bush tweeters like, yeah, we can hear your bone
or through your tweets. Please clap, please clap for these

(49:22):
women also go ahead. No, I was just thinking, like,
you know, obviously j Lo did her thing like on
the pole dancing. That was definitely something I feel like
people were that was one of them. And I remember,
you know, a lot of It just makes me think
of Janet Jackson, you know what I mean? She she
she went through the breach when we're all nation atoned
to what happened to Janet? Never, totally never, because you know,

(49:45):
I think who was Jamal Hill or somebody said something like,
you know, Janet was sad to sacrifice so j Lo
could do the work. That was one of the more
impressive athletic feats of the night was j Lo on
that pole. Effortless, dude, unbelievable. Uh and I guess Shakira.
According to a super producer Sophie Lichterman, Shakira was out

(50:08):
searching j Lo five million to one million during the
Super Bowl half time. Well everybody knows, you know, we're
all familiar with like, oh kind of may forgot about
you might have forgot what? Yeah, and she was here
to remind you. She was forty three and Jlo's fifty.
My guyness, what demon did they do a deal with?
I mean they are very rich at a certain level.

(50:30):
Not having to work like a stressful job to exist
can do wonders on your scale. But's your secret not
having any stresses. That happened so much on Twitter, where
people like post something like how does it looks? How
does she looks like? They are extremely Well, it's actually
pretty easy. Yeah, you know, but they did. Look at
the show. The one thing I will say is I

(50:53):
was like, from end to end, I'm like, this is
a fucking show. Right, there was something. It was a
whole thing. It was not just like and now this
band at the other side of the field and this
guy will walk among the crowd, and I felt everything
was just like So I didn't. I was very cynical.
I was like, all right, here we go. And I
was like, Wow, she opened your heart. She opened my heart.

(51:15):
You didn't expect it? Yeah? Absolutely. I Meanwhile, the conservative
site Drudge Report is calling it the Super Bowl ass
time show, because that sounds like an endorsement to me.
I don't know, but oh yeah. At first, I was like,
what is her asseless chap situation? And I'm like, what's
the weird silver underneath? I didn't realize she had multiple
costumes on, of course, and then I found out because

(51:36):
I'm a lame brain, you were thinking one costume and idiot,
I'm jail where one thing got five on? Right now? Uh?
In terms of ads, I feel like Mike Bloomberg had.
It was basically so Trump ran during an early part
of the Super Bowl, he ran an ad that was

(52:01):
a older woman of color who is a supporter of
his and being like, hey, look at this one black
woman who did a nice thing for uh so I'm good. Right.
That was the Alice Johnson one. Right, that was the
Alice Johnson one. And then Mike Bloomberg had one that

(52:23):
was like very reminiscent of that later on in the game,
which I feel like was probably a bad look for Bloomberg.
I mean, I don't it's it's weird, just for the
Alice Johnson one. Right. That wasn't a thing that Donald
Trump wanted to do. That was something brought to his attention,
and he was like very opportunistic in in hearing this
case out. So in the end they took very narrowly

(52:45):
her being grateful that her being like in prison wrongfully
like had been you know, rectified by this president. But
they were just being like, yep, and that means all
people of color, all African Americans also standby. I mean
we're good with everybody, right, Cool, Okay, cool? Remember how
he treated getting Asap Rocky out of prison yeah, you

(53:06):
better thank me. I will not like he made him
swearing allegiance, and then a Sep Rocky was like, no,
I'm not going to do that. You can keep calling
that thinks that thank you, that gratitude sound bite will
not be coming. But who knows what kind of deals
went on behind the scenes. I mean, I don't. I'm
not cynical about that because I understand, you know, getting
her situation and then Kim Kardashian somehow being the broker

(53:30):
of this whole deal. But yeah, I think it's just
very disingenuous to just take that example to somehow be like, yeah,
and who has your back? Trump Baby, like this funk
out of here. Yeah. The Bloomberg one too was I mean, look, yeah,
it's just interesting because it's Fox though there was even
like that Fox Nation. There was all kinds of weird.

(53:52):
This is just the beginning of terrible ads. We're entering
a nightmare which we cannot conceive. The Google Edge that
that seemed to like break through on social media. The
Google one was like, Google, remember that she used to
love dancing in the dark or whatever was when like
camald On Gihnni was like, uh, never thought of Google

(54:15):
app would make me cry, Like I saw a lot
of people uh saying similar stuff, and that just that
ad bummed me out, like just broadly as a culture
and a species that like, there's something so depressing about
this company that just stores all our communications and hive
mind and learns and just drinks up our intelligence and

(54:38):
use it to sell ship to us. And in this
ad they're not even They're not like, hey, look over
here at our like sexy musicians by our brown sugar water.
They're like, we will replace your memory, Like yeah, what
was the point was? Is there a feature I don't
know about right, I'm not even sure what feature example,

(55:00):
is supposed to be. Here he's saying stuff out loud
to remind him to remember stuff about his wife that
the videos and pictures are reminding him of. And then
like there's a Google. Google is represented by like an
Alexa like voice or like that there hey, Google assistant,
but like what is she? So then she just like
repeats stuff back to you when't you? I don't know.

(55:23):
I think it was one of those things where it
didn't matter what the technology was they were pitching. It
was just this idea that most people have seen an
older family member go through some kind of like and
that's all it was. It was working you on that level.
And you know, I you know, lost my grandmother recently,

(55:44):
like to it's in similar circumstances. And part of me
was just sort of turned off by this though too,
because it seems so apparent what they were trying to do.
I'm like, no, I don't try and hit me from
that any They're trying to get the heart heart strings going.
But I could see, I could, I can easily see why.
You can watch that though and be overcome. It's like
that this is us of commercials where they're just like,
let me find something to go straight into your heart

(56:07):
and blow at the funk up. Facebook had a bunch
of ads where they tried to align themselves with like
fun subcultures instead of you know, monolithic destroyers of communications
and the Internet. The best though, was that Sliced Alone
cameo at the end. Yeah, and you're like, yo, you're

(56:30):
your botox. My man looks yeah, who is your guy? Also,
do you notice that like those Procter and Gamble like
human centipedes versions of commercials where it's like nine brands
in one and then like it would leak over into
the next one. We worked for Avengers, so why wouldn't
it work for I was? I was confused, and then

(56:51):
I'm like, yeah, this is just remind people that like
four companies on all the things you and that's why
they're all under one commercial. Yeah. And Budweiser had that
typical American ad where they used video from the two
thousand sixteen Charlotte Uprising civil unrest and like showed one

(57:15):
of the protesters hugging a Charlotte Mecklenburg Police Department officer
as like a sign of you know that that that
was like the moment of bravery. I'm not against that
guy cashing in on that because I don't what did
they cash in or did they just say, well, we
bought the rights to that news clip and maybe I

(57:36):
was as they got his permission or they had to
get his permission by said he's like good with it.
So maybe free beer for life? Right, you know? If
I don't really particularly like Budweiser, Budweiser hangovers, man, have
you ever heard those? Because they have rice in them?
Here we go. Wasn't that last Super Bowl when bud
Bud light took the shot at everybody was like, we

(57:57):
don't use or whatever. Oh yeah, whatever, yeah yeah. Um.
In two thousands seventeen, they made an ad chronicling the
immigrant story of their founder and like the hardships he
faced for being German. Uh, Like people were like, you're
not wanting to hear go back home. And then it

(58:18):
was like sort of pro immigration, and that caused like
Trump supporters to start a Budweiser boycott that they can't
sustain that, right exactly. Sadly they've they're they're gone in
bankruptcy right. Um, but yeah, I don't know, this ED
seems deserving of the controversy it's generating. Has a conservative

(58:39):
boycott ever been effective? Um? I think just when they
I don't know, No, yeah, I don't know. They boycotted
human decency, right, that one's a long standing well right now.
But I think you think of like re member, you know,
it was going to be Nike, it was gonna cruig

(59:00):
k cups on. Volvo decimated, Starbucks has never recovered. Wait, Volvo,
I think I think one of those there was one
company and man would have been that explicit, but it
was one of those companies that was teetering with the
Tucker Carlson advertising, because when when Kurig went out there,
like oh yeah, they threw the coffee makers out there

(59:22):
where they found two people on the internet that did
I feel like even then, most even if you are
like a conservative with like Trump brain, you're gonna be like, dude,
that's a fucking expensive I can't just throw this. Culturally,
I do think the Starbucks things broke through because the
one of the women who went viral being like this
is basically porn about the halftime show. If you looked

(59:43):
on her timeline, she was like, sometimes I feel like
good about myself for claiming that I don't go to Starbucks,
but then later that day I go to Starbucks. Like iral,
what was their problem with I don't even what was
the problem with Starbucks? Again, I don't remember. It's like
any number of things like where they said I think
it's like they were going to hire dreamers or something

(01:00:06):
or have like or they were gonna give like jobs
to people who were trying to gain city. It was
something that was showing that they were being empathetic towards
people who were trying to get citizenship, I believe, and
that kicked it all off. Awesome. Uh yeah, that's that's plenty.

(01:00:27):
I was just gonna say, Wolford Brimley came to life
on Twitter yesterday. He came to life on Super Bowl
Sunday because people kept mistaking him with Andy Reid and
someone was like, someone tweeted like is the chiefs coach
the diabetes guy? And then like Wolford Brimley would quote
sweat that he was, No, I'm the diabetes. Wilford Brimley's

(01:00:51):
continued cultural relevance it's just it's so fun. Yeah, it's
gonna happen around. I'm like, what did he do before
the Diabetes ship? He was in Mad Movie, He used
to be in tons of movies. He was in Waco,
Texas Ranger. It's time for a Brimley resurgent stab. It
was Andy Reid. It was good to see him finally

(01:01:14):
win one. He's like one of those dudes who doesn't
suffering long suffering looks like I don't know his personality
type is walrus, but he actually, like when you see
him interviewed, seems like just kind of a big teddy
bear guy. Uh. And he it seems like when he won,

(01:01:34):
his body just immediately made him drunk because he was
just like in the postgame interviews, it was like it's great, man,
It's all great, and the guy was like, yeah, yeah, no,
we got we got that. But like he wasn't like
hearing anyone's question overcome. I talked about how he's about
to eat the biggest cheeseburger you've ever seen, and said
he didn't spend the night with the trophy, spend it

(01:01:55):
with his trophy wife about your own, your wife who
have been married to since and with whom you know.
That's a compliment comment because I've reduced you to a trophy.
But only winners get trophies, so you see that's why. Yeah,
but his general vibe uss him is going to be
one thing. And also he is the if you haven't

(01:02:18):
seen the image of him in the pump pass and
kick competition as a child, where he is looks like
a grown man. It's prepared, like all these children who
come up to his waist, Andy Reid was, you haven't
seen that. I see they have image. It looks like
someone is lying about their age to get on a

(01:02:39):
Pop Warner team. Yes, that's that's Andy Reid as a
big boy from day one on the national stage as
a child, just dwarfing everybody else. Dude, he could rip
these kids heads on. Yeah, no easily. They called him
the Walrus in it for the love of the game. Anyways, Uh,

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that is going to do it for today's episode, Carl,
thank you so much for pleasure. Guys, where can people
find you? I have a comedy food podcast that I
host with a chief. It's called Yelling About pat Ta.
You can listen to that on iTunes and we're on
Instagram at yap pod that's y P p o D.
I'm on Instagram and Twitter as well at Carl he

(01:03:23):
s k A R L H s s um. You know,
tell me your thoughts on different types of alcohol. There
you go. Is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Yeah,
so I've been really loving the Bernie asking has how
it's become a meme where it's like, uh, this still
of Bernie in the jacket and it was like, you know,
asking for money, but now people are putting in all

(01:03:45):
all kinds of fun stuff, and uh, Corey Johnson on
Twitter at Corey T. Johnson had a fun one where
it's once again asking kind of hit your jewel. It's
just great it really made me laugh out loud when
I scrolled by, which doesn't happen a lot on Twitter
com I laughed out loud, and it's just the Bernie
meme is just it's been bringing me joy. Uh, Miles,

(01:04:06):
where can people find you? Two Instagram at Miles of
Gray and on my other podcast for twenty Fiance, we're
talking about the hit reality show Fiance with Sophia Alexandra. Uh.
Some tweets I like, um, just because we were talking
a little bit about these commercials. Jesus Nice at Jesus
Nice tweeted, you can tell how evil a company is

(01:04:26):
by how touching their Super Bowl ad attempts to be
very very true. Um. There's another one that's from at
Jen Underscore Tisdale. It says, this morning, I received an
unsolicited dick pick via Instagram from a man I do
not know. What follows is a beautiful story I wove
about an app I made up that should exist. Enjoy.

(01:04:47):
So the first pain is clearly cropped off. There is
some kind of dick pick you don't know, but you
see weird skin off. H. Then it says her response
is sorry, whatever image you sent isn't coming through. I
have a photo a block aro on I g and
it said, okay, it's very and then her response, it's
very useful for women. The man responds, sorry, it was
basically a really shitty joke. Then she responds, yeah, because

(01:05:10):
sometimes very sad men, and I mean the saddest men,
and it goes and the pick was the punchline. She's like,
men so so sad that women never touched them, you know,
the kind and so incredibly sad and unfukable. They tried
to send inappropriate picks, so I downloaded an app that
blocks them, and he responds, you're dead right their animals.

(01:05:34):
She responds, it's called cock block, which is funny because
that's what happens to those dudes in real life, which
is something I cannot identify with because I am beautiful
and terribly smart. It must suck to never ever fuck.
And then she puts a bunch of shrug emoji to
the guys and he goes, if that's the actual name
of the app, the creator needs to be given a
Nobel prize, and she responds, it's also very intuitive. He's like,

(01:05:57):
it's brilliant. She says, it immediately sends the image and
profile to the local police. I will get a call
from local law enforcement asking when I can come into
file a sexual harassment report. Oh my god. And then
it's then her last message to the guys men who
have sent me dick Pis have been arrested. It's wild.

(01:06:17):
Ll one guy lost his job and his wife. Technology
is wild. It's like a whole fucking thing. I saw that,
and I want to know the follow up. People. I
would love to know if you message her after that.
I also tried to look at his Instagram profile and
he has it protected. I want and give us the update. Uh.
Some tweets I've been enjoying. Sarah Baby tweeted when I

(01:06:40):
see a girl tie a cherry stem with her tongue,
I put a whole fish in my mouth and pull
out the skeleton. Then I leave with her boyfriend. Uh.
And Danish Worth's tweeted Timothy Shall is so beautiful. I
don't know if I want to have sex with him
or feed him dry seed with my open palm, which
is something I can picture. It could be both. Yeah, yeah, Uh.

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(01:07:27):
we ride out on? Miles. What song are we going
to ride out? We're gonna go out on a track
from Denny la Flair, who I did not I don't
know what. I don't know what this person is about,
but I started listening to their album. It's like a
lot of cool instrumental sample bass beats, which I'm a
huge fan of. Uh, and this one is it's just

(01:07:49):
very easy. It's just called number seven intro uh and
it's just like the whole album is very easy to
listen to. But if you like a little bit of
a little boom bath in your life, this will help
scratch that itching and easy listening will just do it
for me. It's a little bit of both, yeah, but
it's not too aggressive, you know what I mean? Damn yeah,
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