Fancy Ice Cream Fail, Broken Social System 2.22.21

In episode 816, Jack and guest host Laci Mosley are joined by comedian Sara June to discuss the Texas storms, capital police being suspended, the Ample Hills meltdown, ‘Game Of Thrones’ Duo David Benioff & D.B. Weiss' next project, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Texas Storms, California Heat Waves and ‘Vulnerable’ Utilities
2. 6 Capitol Police officers suspended, 29 others being investigated for alleged roles in riot
3. Pentagon report reveals inroads white supremacists have made in military
4. The Shocking Meltdown of Ample Hills — Brooklyn’s Hottest Ice Cream Company
5. HBO Confirms Confederate Is Officially Dead
6. ‘Star Wars’ Setback: ‘Game Of Thrones’ Duo David Benioff & D.B. Weiss Exit Trilogy
7. 'Game of Thrones' Creators Close $200M Netflix Overall Deal
8. David Benioff & D.B. Weiss Set Sci-Fi Drama ‘The Three-Body Problem’ As First Major Netflix Series; Alexander Woo, Rian Johnson, Rosamund Pike To EP
9. WATCH: Classical music from Iran - Shahram Nazeri (1984) Gol e Sad Barg

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one seventy three,
episode one of their Daily So I Got East, the
production of I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness. It
is February twenty second, a Monday. My name is Jack
O'Brien a K. When I eat big cups, well, I

(00:23):
know I'm gonna be you. I'm gonna be the man
that eats way more than two when I get gout. Yeah,
you know, I'm gonna be young, gonna be the man
washing it down with do and I will eat five
hundred miles and I would eat five hundred more. Let

(00:44):
me be the man who eats a thousand reesses cups
and lays down on the floor. That is courtesy of Christie.
I'm a Gucci main and I am thrilled to be
joined by today's Rushall guest co host. She is the
scam goddess herself, Miss Lacey Moseley. What's up? It's Lacey

(01:09):
Moseley AK. And I am telling I'm not going nowhere.
This is the worst time I'm bad. I'm known. COVID
has me staying at home. No, no, no, no way,
no no no, no way, I'm doning out which a baby,

(01:34):
I'm not doning now? Which you? Wow? That came from
dad Hound dad Hound dad Hound on Twitter. Thank you
guys for the A K S I got like the
first lace that I thought that was fun and I'm
sure they're all great. Yeah everybody. I mean you are

(01:55):
somebody that I feel like A K writers would love
to write for. Um very limited range for me. They're
like it could be uh he could do maybe the
Pretenders and then like nursery rhymes, uh well lazy. We
are thrilled to be joined in our third seat by

(02:16):
the hilarious, the talented Sara Jude. Thank you, A K
A S. I got a K A S I got
a K I got a K A A K A
YouTube channel, a K A corpse flower a K A
Let Menna try this one. I'm Sora, I'm Sora. I
love you. I'm Sarah. You're so far Oh damn. That's

(02:47):
single cheer that you had dropped running down your face
was beautiful. Yeah, listeners can't see it, but I am crying.
Sara Lacey, how have you both been? I feel like
I need to check came with both of you. Let's
start with you, Lacy, have you been so I was
giving me this hand though I was trying to see
what was up with his hand? What What was the
thought that came immediately. The thought that came immediately is I, um,

(03:12):
I am in such ups and downs. That's why the
fingers were doing the movements, the movement of the middle.
It's because I'm constantly I'm reading the news and I'm
going down, and then I'm going to my yard where
I have a bunch of baby chicks, and then the
body is going up, and then I am thinking about
the news and then back down again and then back
to the chicks and so much joy. And it's bringing

(03:33):
me directly to neutral. So I am at neutral. I
should I learned before, and I forgot this lesson that
I should not ask people how they're doing, because that
is rude during the pandemic, It's just that, yeah, that's
not a fair question to ask how, Yeah, exactly do

(03:54):
you think? But what what have you guys been up to?
Let's do that one. Is there anything new going on?
And if that's also a personal and unfair question, just
tell me to shut the funk up. Yeah, it's a
hardball interview miss lee Jack. It really feels like how
are you as like so it's last time you got
laid like just like that same question, the same no. Um,

(04:19):
I will say, I'm actually feeling pretty good. I've gotten
on it. I've been working for almost half I would say,
most of the pandemic and some capacity and then at
one point shooting full time. Um. So there was some
really really stressful bad points. But now, honey, I'm into
like treating l A like I used to treat New York.
Like in New York, I was never scared to like

(04:41):
go to a movie by myself, or go to the
restaurant by myself, or like do anything by myself. And
obviously I can't be in a COVID box watching you know,
the latest features, but I can't go to the park.
So I took myself to the park yesterday and I
sat on a blanket that I had had in my
car after I shook out a sand off it up

(05:01):
last time I used it. And then I got one
of those duck boats you know at Echo Park. You
know that people like swan boat. You know how it's
two people. It's very hard to vote by yourself. My
legs I saw today. But I voted in a swan
boat alone. Did you? Did you boat in a little circle?
I did? I looked up, I did the whole park.

(05:24):
It was very cute. I crashed into some rocks a
few times. No ducks were harmed as far as I know,
but you were at such a speed that they might
have just gotten chewed up and spit out the back
of your too. Um, that's beautiful. That's like a like

(05:47):
a rom Com montage. But uh, for self care, you
were taking care of yourself. You were getting to know
yourself out y'all, because I know what it is right
now if you live alone, I do. I'm so tired
of myself and these thoughts. Most we can go somewhere. So, yeah,
my friend and I talked about our girlfriend. You know,
it's like, you gotta be nice to your girlfriend. Yeah,

(06:09):
and your girlfriend is you, So you gotta take your
girlfriend out on a date sometimes, like sometimes the sex
with your girlfriend that you are having with your girlfriend
is is just not fun anymore. And it's just you know,
you gotta you gotta treat yourself like you have a
hot girlfriend who you want to stay dating you, right,

(06:30):
you gotta get dressed up for your girlfriend. Yeah, yeah,
I lit a kiddle the last time I may love
to me. I bet your girlfriend like that. Make her
feel special And sorry, June. The chicks are doing good,
chicks are doing great. Yeah that's my that's my Google search.

(06:50):
My last Google search was assisted hatch because I had
one one little chickie that was like half out, um,
but he couldn't get the shell open all the way
on and he was like peeping in there and he
was breathing, so I knew he was okay, but it
was like a day of him just like kind of
being stuck in the shell. Um. And I was worried
to help him out because, um, when the chicks are

(07:11):
developing in there, they they're attached to the inner membrane,
you know how the egg has like this like skin
on it outside of the shell, like give the shell
and then the little skin, so they like attached to that,
like they have like blood vessels in it and stuff.
So if you just like open the shell, they could
get hurt. Um. So I was like, I'll leave him

(07:32):
in there, but then I was like what if he
can't get out of himself. Anyways, I did help him
and now he's fine. And he's peeping, and he's with
all his brothers and sisters. He's keeping he's he's the loudest.
I don't want to come to this raggedy bitch is weird. Yeah, yeah,
I get you. Yeah, stay with the membrane. It's feeding me.

(07:56):
It's got all my needs met. It's warm in here.
But yeah, they're good now. And they're like little little
peepees and I hold them and they're fluffy and they're
cute as fuck, and yeah, they just they make me
real happy and it's nice because there's a lot of
bad stuff going on. I love an emo pet. I
are dog. When the first dog that my wife and

(08:18):
I bought, when uh we first got together, like we
went to the airport to pick him up, and did
he fly to you? Yeah, he flew to me. He's
the first class, you know. But so the uh you know,
as you do go to the air your dog. So
the dog create Uh my dog flights Jet blue, yes, yes,

(08:41):
always his his frequent flyer miser um. But he uh,
he was in a crate with another dog and the
first dog like jumped out and ran out, and we
were like, oh, what what's going on? Then we like
looked in and our dog was just like in there
like we We always got the sense that he he
was like a junkie in a past life, like he

(09:02):
just was always um something blue, feeling something blue. He
always had the little you know, he's got a little
whole avoiding him. But uh, but then he was the
most he was very, very loving because because he was
so sad anyways, and helped him. I don't want to

(09:26):
gippy as happy as dogs all the time. Like no base,
we are watching Netflix and crying. You are here to
emotionally support me, and I am here to emotionally support you.
Get a scarpie, let's cry. Yeah, you know that dog's
name was Miles. Interestingly enough, host your podcast turned into

(09:52):
yeah at midnight. Um, all right, uh sorry, JOm, We're
gonna get to know you a little bit better in
a moment. First, we're gonna tell our list. There's just
a couple of the things we're talking about. We will
talk about the wisdom of letting the markets take care
of their fire safety and our energy system up keep
in Texas and California. Uh, and also the shade that

(10:15):
China has thrown our way and other Russia has thrown
our way well deserved. We will talk about this sort
of mainstream media account that like there is a rising
tide of white supremacy that we need to like get
out of the system. Um and just you know the
fallacy of that idea, because the system itself is white supremacy.

(10:39):
We will talk about parlor Parlor's back. We can finally
get back to putting up our part, Parley's or whatever. Um.
We'll talk about that fleets are parts, are parls parls? Yeah. There,
We'll talk about the worst pandemic housing situation I've heard of. Uh.

(11:01):
And the new Netflix show coming from the people who
made Game of Thrones. Uh, and the backstory they're in,
it's letting them do that. They both of those mats
need to sit all the way then down the mat.
Both Matt Man, Jeff, Jeff and Matt. Same name, right, Yeah,

(11:24):
Jeff and Matt. Those are the same name. I think
I think they're David and David. Yeah, that's right, that's
what it is. I was like, they do have the
same name. I'm not mad David basically Matt. It's Matt.
Male names suck. It's just they don't have to yea.
They don't have Just stop stop naming your kids after apostles.

(11:48):
That's all I ask. Just get creative, think outside the
apostle box man the Bible, the Bible name slap. Okay,
that's that's a staple right there. Okay, a Solomon Okay,
solid man's good. So I love Simon Andrew James, Matt Luke.
We're done. We're just done. Well. Like there's there's a

(12:09):
handful that are like the top five that just need
to be retired for a century. I know a lot
of Andrews and Michael David John. When you're talking like
billboard charts and biblical names, those are all up there.
They've missing the number one through five for a minute.
I think you're right. I want I want some corpus.

(12:30):
That's what Oprah's name was supposed to be. Let's get
some corpus out there. Yea, Oprah's name was supposed to be. Yes,
they funked up on her birth certificate and then she
became Oprah. But it was why it is that biblical? Yeah?
I think so was somebody in there. The girl's name
is Orpa. Oprah is so much better than Oprah. Is

(12:52):
you imagine Opra would not have it is, Oh, my Lord,
she's in the book of Ruth. Yeah out okay. Orpa
and her sister in law Ruth wished to go to
Judeo with Naomi. However, Naomi tried to persuade both Ruth
and Orpa to return to change. The gods got everybody

(13:12):
a car. Or chose to return to her people and say,
I am God. That is what she That's basically what
open did, is my God. When I pas the name
of oh Ship, she was killed by her own spindle.

(13:35):
Not you reading this like this, TNZ did you guys
the Bible? It's all new to me. So when I
read these wikipedias of the Bible, I'm like, she did
what Midrash did? What the The invention of the name
Oprah is like the invention the invention of microwaves, like

(13:57):
the just like an accidental thing, like they only yeah,
they didn't realize they were inventing microwaves when they invent
to them. They just had a microwave in their pocket
while they were trying to do something else in it
like melted And they were like, oh Ship, I don't
think she would be a huge star. No, definitely, her
name yeah, and She's like, I'm I'm Oprah. I'm here

(14:20):
to deliver the eleven o'clock. Maybe get the funk out
of here, Orpa sounds like you're describing the dead body
of some sort of sea mammal like dead whale is
known as a Wait a second, I'm seeing here and
I'm just getting word from our from our reporters in
the fields. Are Wilipedia field here that or that? ORPA's
Jesus Christ, that Oprah's name is Orpa oh ship and

(14:46):
people started calling her Oprah and now she goes and
she goes by Oprah. But but it is telling me
here that her name is Orpa Gale so you can
always yeah, which which makes me think, is Gail? What
the fuck is like verbal Kent? Are we just like
pulling out like all the details that like she was

(15:07):
making everything up all along? Or Gale? Oprah is not real?
Gail's not real? Wow? I was about to say, is
she Gail? Has she been Gailed this whole time? I
think Steadman Winfrey is her full name and everything else
made up all right? But before we get to any

(15:34):
of that, sorry, June, we like to ask our guest,
what is your search history? I think we already heard that?
Is that correct? Um? So, what's something you think is underrated? Friend? Underrated?
I'm gonna I wanted this Today's underrated to to go
out to my dad. It's his birthday soon. Um So
in honor of him, I'm gonna give what I believe

(15:56):
would be my dad's underrated. My Dad's underrated is having
a plan, having pelan. You have to know where you're
going and what you're doing. Where are we going? And
then number two underrated Shahram nos Ery who I've sent
you guys a link to play us out some of
his very cool Persian yodeling. Um, it's really good. Ship

(16:20):
Three underrated Pink Floyd. Old Iranian men love Pink Floyd
because it sounds like classical Persian music. That is true. Yeah,
so you know how like the wall is like, yeah,
they love that ship. Yeah and yeah so pink Floyd.
Um Shahram uh cha Jarion. If you guys want to

(16:43):
go in a little search of Persian classical music, go
to Chagrion. Um. What else does my dad think is underrated?
Making him t thinks that I should make him te more? Uh?
My dad calls yeah, but he loves He's always like,
where's the t choike? With just I'm like, it's do

(17:04):
you want me to make it? Are you asking? Is
that what you're asking me? Where is it? I don't know, man,
it's it's gone. Um but yeah, that's where's the money money?
Where's my stuff? That's a little of stuff for me.

(17:27):
Um and uh yeah, that's that's all my underrateds. That
one's that one's from a babba. That's that's great. Um.
What is something you think is overrated? Okay, I've been
seeing um on on TikTok. I guess the zoomers are
into two thousand's fashion as an aesthetic. Do you guys
know you about this? Is that early two thousands fashion

(17:49):
is coming back. This is the first time. Oh god. Okay,
So there are a lot of great things about early
two thousands fashion. I'm not here to, you know, to
say that you shouldn't well a sweatpant that says juicy
on the butt, yes, Ryan Stones on things. Yes. But
here's here's what I need to tell you guys about
two thousands fashion at leasty you know this, Jack, maybe

(18:11):
you know this, but um, every every young girl who
was a teen in the early two thousand's was scarred
for life because we were told that what we should
wear on our butts was low rise jeans. And low
rise jeans give you a thing called a muffin top

(18:31):
unless you have an eating disorder. So if you did
not have, like if you see pictures of like Britney
Spears wearing these low rise jeans, she is a professional
performer and dancer, she's got abs, she's doing fine in
those jeans. But me in sixth grade, seventh grade, eighth grade,
I was wearing sweatpants every day. Now we call them joggers,

(18:55):
but at my time, we called them sweatpants that you
wear tool because just having that low rise waistband cutting
into my soft little belly. I can't tell you, guys,
how much how much pain every time I put on
a pair of jeans, And I was like, why my
body ships because it's normal. Is that one of the

(19:19):
trends that's coming back? It is okay? So here's the thing.
A lot of two thousands fashion is coming back. And
you guys are like, oh, I love two thousands fashion
is so cool, But you know what two thousands fashion
was skinny low rise jeans, and you don't want those now.
You want the wide leg pants with the elastic waste
band and a little pleated part at the top for
your little tummy. So bring it all back. That's what

(19:40):
I'm saying is bring back all the two thousands fashion,
but not the low rise jeans because it's not worth it.
You guys like gen Z, they're so lucky. They know
that being thick is beautiful. They know that fat is
a gender neutral descriptor. They know that you can be
beautiful at any size, any color. So just like, please
don't you're not gonna like it, Like, go ahead with

(20:02):
your Paris Hilton, go ahead with your you know, bedazzled
phone case, chuawe in the bag, whatever, but leaking the pants.
Pick and choose, leave the leave the pants in the past.
We have better pants now. I'm so proud of all
of these young people for demanding wide legged pants with
a soft, stretchy waist band and high rise jeans. You

(20:24):
couldn't find high rise jeans in two thousand two nowhere. Yeah,
I will personally fist fight everybody in air post out
if I see low rise jeans. Come back, and Mimi
at the abricrom we were both gonna smell like Putti
and fourteen year old boy when I finished fighting. You know,
it's it's not it's not happening. Yeah, just like trying

(20:45):
to find jeans in like a dark ass store. Like
remember when they just turn all the lights off in
the Abercrombie. It was just half the lights were off
because they were like, it's vibe, it's ambience. It was
like I can't see smell and a sh to sure
list dudes out at the front, and I was like,
what is my sexuality so hard? So hard to know

(21:07):
that two thousands fashion was scarring, so scarring. So are
people going to start wearing boot cut jeans again? Because
I've been waiting for this boot cut baby cut the
front door with very tight flared below the knee. You

(21:27):
know what I'm saying. Now Jack can finally wear his
cowboy boots. And now look we've got We've got Lacey's
wearing her Ashen Kutcher trucker hat. It's like two four
all over again. Bond Dutch Baby. I gotta get one
of those shirts that's a tattoo but it's also a shirt.
You know what I'm talking about. I'm about to get
in the bar fight tonight on cat. Yeah, it's a

(21:50):
body glove for men and it has fit it hard.
I'm gonna drink four Long Island nice teas and I'm
gonna fight this guy for a woman that's cheating me. Sure,
Oh boy has ed Hardy just been like kind of waiting,
just being like because it is like, yeah, he's just
like you rang the Because this is like I was

(22:16):
nodding when you said two thousands fashion. It's coming back
on TikTok, but this is the very first I've heard
of it. It's just it's like fucking clockwork. It's just
every like once you hit the twenties when people are
going to start, yeah, fetishizing the two thousands fashion, and
it's bad, you guys, it's bad. I mean it is

(22:36):
one of the ugliest decades of fashion memory. And so
I saw and we're like we can beat that. Yeah,
let's one up those fuckers. So, you know, you go
from the like kind of cool color block windbreaker nineties
ski pants sort of vibe like big you know, daisies
and things, and then you go into the just like

(22:58):
every every part of your body exposed, every part of
your body just encased like a little sausage and we're
better than that now we have we have natural fibers,
you know. Yeah, I feel like we're just getting figuring
out the good parts of the nineties and like getting
our hand around that. And now we're going to move

(23:19):
on to the two thousands and and funk it all
up again. But yeah, like there there's so many bed trends.
There was like a thing where like having dirty blonde hair,
like not dirty blonde, like kind of blonde, but like
your hair looked dirty was like a thing that Bread
Pitt and Jennifer Anderston like we're rocking everywhere. Yeah, you

(23:40):
have to put a bunch of ship in your hair,
like wash your hair then put a bunch of you know,
not in it right to make it dirty, or it's
blonde on top and black on the bottom. I don't know,
whole generation. And also there's one thing that every woman
will be ready to come back with from the two
thousands and his thin eyebrows because some of us never

(24:02):
recovered some of your's eyebrows look like three ants walking
in the line. And listen, it's not your fault. I'm
very lucky because my my strong, strong hair jeans allowed
my eyebrows to return. But this is one of those
things where like the Zoomers do not understand that it

(24:24):
is such a mind funk to me that people draw
on extra eyebrow hair. Now, like these white girls getting
microblading in two thousand, this was unthinkable. It was like,
take the whole thing off, shave the whole thing off,
draw it on with a little a little pencil. The
idea that people would want thicker eyebrows just the opposite,

(24:45):
literally opposite. And I know this is like I'm I'm
old as ship now. Sorry, um, but yeah, twenty years
suddenly it's back. Everything's back, and it's different. Appreciate the
two thousand what year is it. Appreciate twenty twenties fashion,
the thick eyebrows, leave them. You have a mustache now
doesn't matter. You know, wear a stretchy pant, you can

(25:08):
wear sweatpants. There's formal sweatpants. I just I'm so happy
for these kids now and I don't want them to
get sucked in to the eyebrows. Also leave leaving the
early two thousand's that, yeah, leave those, They're leave the
low rise pants there. Yeah, we don't need it. A
natural brow. Let's um, let's keep brows. Brows are beautiful, progressive,

(25:34):
progressive brow. I'm gonna start brown shaped brow shaming because
I'm chaotic eagle. I'm gonna get im start running commercials
brows big, Yeah, I remember one of Like I I know,
I've always noticed eyebrows for some reason, and like I
think it's because you've got some great ones, Jack Strong

(25:58):
brow game you you uh one time, but like I
always remember, first of all, I've been able to notice
like if a magazine was old because like the eyebrow
like fashion changes. Um, but like I do remember like
scenes in like A League of their Own, there's a
line where she's like, eyebrows, they're supposed to be two

(26:22):
of them, and to somebody who had a unibrow, Uh yeah,
eyebrows are you know, they're subtly influential and powerful. If
you have thick eyebrows, it is a great way to
dominate every single person around you without having to do anything.
If you if you have a unibrow, let it grow
because everybody's going to be scared of you because they're

(26:44):
like this guy's fucking crazy. Yeah, Anthony Davis, I mean
he's he's made it uh cool, again, they can make
you shave for work, but they can't make you get
rid of your unibrow. Yeah, that's for true, true. I'm
very excited for for lower back hair to become fashionable,
because then I will truly be the hottest women in

(27:05):
the universe, maybe ten more years and and whatever comes
after zoomers will be like drawing on hair on the
lower back, the little pencil, like going to the laser
place to get it lasered on raids, some some quarrel
lower back braids. You have some little beads on my

(27:25):
lower back hair. Cute cute? Oh, the lower back tattoos.
We can also leave the two thousands, I think, because
now you can just get one anywhere. And let's just
give them two things that we will allow them to
bring from the two thousands. What what is they have
to be too bad? Um? Uh fucking h I'll say

(27:47):
Juicy co Tour we can bring back, because that was
all right? Sure you know those are comfy clothes on
the butt. Yeah, the lower suits were very comfortable. Uh like,
But I'm gonna keep it chaotic, and I'm gonna say
y'all can bring back jountfits. I want to see a
whole Gene outfit again. Yeah, yeah, Jane shoot Jean Jack Gene,

(28:12):
give me Jeane anything, look up Brittney Spears justin timber
Lake Jean outfit and just go from there. Yeah, it's
it's a wow down. And who are you wearing with

(28:32):
this beautiful jown tonight at the Academy? Yeah, jown the
jown carpet, so the red carpet. All right, let's take
a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back,

(28:56):
and you know it's time to just speak in broad
gen realities. Were recording this days in advance of when
you're hearing it, So just a kind of a digest
a digestion of last week's news. One of the stories
that I kind of kept running into is just how

(29:19):
inadequate like the market is at at preparing us for
anything UM. There there was a story in the New
York Times that talked about how Texas and California have
both had uh big issues with their UM energy systems. Uh,
And the New York Times was like, but it's not

(29:40):
as easy as like the ideological arguments make it seem.
But the two ideological arguments were both based around the
idea that the market was going to solve everything, and
the it just it doesn't seem to work. Like even
when if I can quote for you Jack somebody from

(30:02):
this um a couple of years ago when I did
I came on this this wonderful podcast and um, uh,
you know, I read the Reddit comments sometimes I go
to see if if people have liked me, or if
if you thought I was stupid. I am brave and
I was you know, you can't hurt my feelings. I
have some very mean family members. Uh. But um, somebody

(30:24):
in those comments was saying that they didn't like how
how upset I was about capitalism, because yes, capital at
a quote here, Yes capitalism is a bad idea, but
it's the best bad idea we have. And I just
want everybody who who has ever thought that or said
that to just reconsider in light of the current moment.
Is it the best bad idea we have? Or are
there other ideas that, while not perfect, are better. It's

(30:48):
the thought the I do love you quoting that back
to them at the worst moment for capitalism? Is it
the worst? Is yea? Though it's probably so Yeah, I know,
I mean you're looking at I'm not gonna go off
I promise, but we still have kids in cages and
those kids are not freezing to death. Yeah, And you

(31:11):
know what's funny is that when here's the thing about
capitalism is it already was trash when we started. But
it's like, oh, this chair is a good chair as
long as you don't sit in it. Okay, everybody, this
is the capitalism chair. Don't you put your ass in it.
It will fall apart. And then everyone decided to take
a seat. Over the past eighteen months, COVID pandemic came

(31:34):
and said, look, he send my ass now. And then
Texas sells over and they're like, you know, we don't
sit on the corner that the chair is already on
the ground, Like you know what I mean. Like anytime
capitalism is challenged, anytime things don't just work out perfectly
and we're not super lucky, it falls apart in a
grand scale, and then every day it falls apart in
little ways because it fails. Everybody except for the extremely rich,

(31:57):
and then extremely rich love to be like, but we're
making the jobs, y'all, and it's like, no, Sweedie. In
two thousand eight, my tax coins had to go to
you because y'all were sucking up. So if the market works,
why don't we just let it heal itself and y'all
go out of business, Because that's that's healing, right, Capitalism
is healing. We never let it heal. We always fix
it before it implodes upon itself. One of the things

(32:18):
them sows the seeds of its own destruction very effectively.
It is very good at that. One of the things
that they talk about in this New York Times article
is uh an issue they keep seeing is that people
these um energy systems will project based on average temperature

(32:39):
rather than h taking into account that it gets colder
than the average temperature, and just you can't just average
all the temperatures and be like, well, it's gonna work
at forty five degrees during that month, so we should
be good always September around here. The whether it doesn't change, right,
But it's it's a thing that like that. That's not

(33:01):
a thing where they're too stupid to realize that the
temperature goes up or down. It's that you're focused on
putting the best face you can forward for your company
for whatever the thing is that you're working on. Because
you're constantly being judged by like Wall Street or whoever
your shareholders are, Like, it's like you're always trying to

(33:24):
put your best foot forward, put on a happy face,
make it seem like you've got things under control, and
it ends up, you know that that just isn't the
way things work well, and it ends up sucking people
over and killing people. Like we talked before about en Ron,

(33:44):
they were uh creating, yeah, but they were basically putting
out like projections of what the energy market was going
to cause, how successful, how successfully it was going to perform,
and using that to like set the costs for what

(34:07):
the energy would cost in the future. And that just
allowed them to basically print money for themselves and it
had no bearing on reality. It was just they made
that much money because they said that's how much it
was going to work. But that's it's just a complete
clusterfuck of a system. When when you like are that

(34:30):
reliant and that trusting of like market dynamics to solve
all your problems, game stop, yeah, game stop, game stop.
Nobody you know that that was that was the market
at work, and it was seen as a as a
you know, by by Wall Street, as a failure of
the market. That so many people could ban together to

(34:51):
artificially inflate the price of stock, and uh, but that
was the market at work, and it was considered a problem,
and it was you know, certain stock trading apps banned
buying game Stop stock for their users because that's not
how the market is supposed to work for those people.

(35:12):
The market for them is supposed to work such that
only rich people can do that and poor people cannot
do that. That was the only problem with the Game
Stop whole fucking issue. It's just that capitalism has an
excellent pr team, you know what I mean. So we
love talking about the invisible hand, but I'm like, that

(35:32):
hand is visible, is shi It don't see the hand.
I'm just squishing, right, I mean, the hand comes in
to fix bullshit with my money. It's like, yeah, um,
so it's trash. I'm so tired of that. And I'm
also just so tired of everyone. And I've said the
civilion times on this show, but y'all do not believe
daddy capitalism. Okay, there is a reason that there is

(35:54):
a one percent and that richness and that you know,
obscene wealth is exclusive and because they don't ever want
you to get their girl, but they're gonna keep telling
you to keep trying, but you will never make it. So,
you know, maybe trying to live a good life instead
of like sucking on the boot your entire life and
dying with your pride. You could just have you covered
the business plot on on Scam Goddess. It's along. It's

(36:21):
very a very old story, but I would love to
hear your take on it. But they basically when FDR
was like trying to put into place socialist practices to
help America during the depression, like the richest people on
Wall Street approached a general uh and tried to basically

(36:41):
stage a coup uh to overthrow the government. Um, and
it just like got written at it was like unsuccessful
because of the general they approached. His name was Smedley Butler,
and I think that was the only research they did.
They were like, well, clearly this guy's evil, so um,
very evil name, right, And he was like, actually I'm

(37:03):
not I'm not like going to do this and I'm
going to tell on you guys. Uh. And it just
got immediately written out of history because it's like too
much the Yeah, it's too on the nose and it's
just too it puts the lie to everything we relied
on during the Cold War, which is also the thing
we curate too much of the education. So it's like

(37:25):
the propaganda starts when you're a kid, and I've always
said that, you know, what's your dream job? Becasually I
ain't never dream about working, so like, you know, like
they got us from the kid go. Yeah. One thing
that always, uh that's sort of recently been really depressing
me is you know, when you're a kid and they're like,
what do you want to be when you grow up?
And you know, a lot of the time kids will
be like, I want to be a teacher because they

(37:46):
have a teacher in their life who's like great, and
they're like, I want to be like that, you know,
And then they get older and so many of those
people um end up not becoming teachers for the very
very obvious reason that I know, you guys know, which
is they get paid ship. And that's also capitalism. Just
making a choice to not do something that you think
is good and that you want to do and something

(38:09):
that you think is is a net good for society
because you know that you can't live that you your
survival will not be guaranteed. That's capitalism too. It's just
going well. I guess I got to learn to code. Yeah, right.
It never ever ceases to amaze me that we underpaid
teachers like that, because I consider teachers and babiesaid. Anybody

(38:30):
who has to be around your kids when you are
gone should be paid fairly, because if you, like I
ain't enough money for this ship, then I might I
don't know, Lettle Jimmy stay stuck in the tube slide
for a little bit. Bunch is an underpaid babysitter for
thirty to sixty kids, and that's why they're spending their
own money on ship. And that's why they're pissed. That's

(38:51):
why they're fucking trying to unionize. Yeah, and you don't
want your babysitter piste, Okay you don't. I'm shaking on look, Timmy,
that they hate teachers. Yeah, you can't imagine if you
had a babysitter come over and you were like, here's
my ten children. I would like you to look after
them for eight hours a day. I will pay you
basically below minimum wage. I would like you to bring

(39:11):
your own food, and um, I'm gonna sometimes I won't
pay you like, you're they're gonna kill those kids. They're
going to kill them. The kids will kill themselves because
they're very good at that. Kids love to try to die.
So yeah, that's the past. Time. You need somebody who
is gonna who's motivated. You know that that's the profit

(39:34):
the profit motive I have heard so much about. But
God bless the teachers for still doing a great job
even though they're underpaid. Because I don't know how you'll
do it. That's why I'm not a teacher, because I
would be like, let him stay in the closet, he
gotta learn. Get this lady out of here. Yeah, my
brother was trying to I was arguing with my brother
about about capitalism, and he was like, well, you know,

(39:56):
like collective ownership doesn't make sense because like if there
was no money any like, then like I wouldn't work,
you know, if I didn't have to make money, I
wouldn't work. I would just like go fishing all day.
And I was like, yes, yes, now you're getting it
there you go. I mean, and it's the things that

(40:16):
we work at in this current system are just finding victims,
finding people to dupe to like take the money to
It's just a predatory system. The smartest kids that I
went to high school and college with went into fucking
hedge funds because yeah, that's where you make money. Yeah. Yeah,

(40:41):
it's just finding Yeah that whose life are they making
better by by doing that? You know? Like there, there's
definitely I don't let's talk about another broken system. Yeah,
actually my digestive system of late thanks to all the
bad news, not feeling great. But um so it was

(41:04):
announced at the end of last week that six Capitol
Police officers who were there during the insurrection have been
suspended and twenty nine other others are under investigation. Um.
One of the suspended officers took a selfie with someone
who was part of the mob that overtook the Capital. Yes,

(41:26):
with them hard on themselves another war and make America
great again hat and started directing people around the building. Yeah.
And so they're and they're still I mean, thirty five
of the It didn't even look like there were that
many Capitol Police officers there when you when you look

(41:48):
at the footage, and thirty five of them were are
being investigated for. Yeah. And also, um, shout out to
the FBI wanted me to shout myself out I was
running a direction photo booth and that's where they found
a lot of the people. They stepped aside the box
and you had the big funny glasses and a yeah,

(42:11):
it was cute. It was a moment the girls couldn't
help but to post. But you know what those memories
are worth it? Alright, do one silly one now, Okay,
put the hold the grenade up. And then there's another
study that just came out that it's a Pentagon report
that reveals that white supremacy has made in roads into

(42:35):
the military. Um what, no way, they have testimony from
people I know. So that's the thing is both of
these stories, the way they're covered suggests that we are
having a new white supremacy problem in the police and

(42:56):
in you know, national defense and like military. And it's
like those are white supremacist institutions from the start, like
from the very start. And how the inception baby were
slave catchers, that's how they started. What do you mean
all this stuff is new? But you know what, I

(43:16):
do love this as a grift for um complicit white
people where you can just be like wait a minute,
that you could do a Chris Harrison be like okay,
but being on the slave ranch and having a party there.
That was fine. A look, racism started in June and
we all know that. Okay, that's when it started. Racism

(43:38):
was like here we are girls. Was the reason George
Flood's death was such a big deal was because no
police officer had ever killed a black person before. They
had never We saw that. Once we saw that, we
as a nation rose up and said no, yeah, exactly.

(43:58):
I didn't know Rodney Key was black. I's just coming
up with anything. I love it for you, though, but
I mean it must be like crazy year for me.
But for people who just found out about racism, this
must be a big wow, do something about this, right,

(44:22):
I feel like that's what you're hearing from like the Democrats,
I mean, wow, this is um. I mean, this is
this is so what. I mean, that's great if they
if they can get that to catch on that like
people are like, oh, ship, this is a huge problem,
Like let's let's fight against it. Like that's great, but
it well, I don't I'm gonna say, I don't think

(44:42):
that's ever gonna happen. It's like, if you if you
admit that racism is at the foundation of this country,
what you're doing is calling the Constitution into questions, and
people hate it when you do that, and you know,
they love to go We love to go back. We
love to go back to things, back to when we
were based a nation based on beautiful, pure ideals, and

(45:03):
unfortunately that's never been the case. There's no there's no
home to go back to, you guys. Yeah, like please stop. Also, like,
while we gotta let these all dead niggas tell us
what to do, Like is this like the thing if
I work really hard, I can make some ship up
and then five hundred years from now they'll be like, no,
we still listen to Lacey dead as, Like what's happened

(45:25):
to do that? I think there's all these dudes, these
billionaire dudes moving to uh Puerto Rico and also not
even billionaires, just like rich YouTubers moving to Puerto Rico
trying to start yeah, Jake Paul, like literally a colony
on Puerto Rico. And I think this is I mean,
I am sure they are inspired by our founding fathers
who did the same thing. They were like, here's a

(45:47):
cool land, and I think we should create our own
government on it and have like colonizer training cars as
a kid because my was past day Leon. Yeah day Leon,
rookie year daily on ship. Yeah yeah, you put that out.
I guess the Christopher Columbus. That's a good fight. Okay.

(46:07):
The Spucci was my guy v Spucci And the other one,
what's that guy, the one who went to Mexico, you know,
the one Cabasa Obisa. I know you're talking about I'm
gonna talking about something, um, but just that's card. Yeah,
I'm selling that one on eBay. So there's this Pentagon study, uh,

(46:32):
you know, conducted interviews and found, you know, a bunch
of um extremist white nationalists, uh within the military. And
they were really surprised to find out that they weren't
like it wasn't a secret thing where they were infiltrating.
They were open about it to their fellow soldiers. And

(46:52):
uh so I'm just gonna read the back and forth
they have in this report. Uh. The guard member said
he felt free to be a neo Nazi in the U. S. Army.
Are you worried at all about being found by your
mates or someone now? Being in the US military? He
was asked to that. The soldier applied, I was open
about everything with the friends. I made it training. They

(47:13):
know about it all. They love me too, because I'm
a funny guy. Um, guys, that is that Milo is
that Mileanopolis? They love me. They love me because I'm funny.
But that's so Now they're coming with this Pentagon report

(47:36):
that's like extremism is a threat um and of unclear
dimensions in quotes in the US. That sounds cool. Unclear dimensions.
That sounds like a Twilight Zone episode, right right. It
kind of sounds like it's everybody. They were like, unclear dimensions.

(47:57):
They have racism Brunch, like big at Runch on every
other Saturday. Yeah. I mean they make little tokens for themselves.
They make little like jackets, you know, and they get
their little tattoos. Yeah, their buttons. They're little kill buttons.
So that amazingly, the tattoo thing is kind of the
focus of this article. They're like, well, they're trying to

(48:18):
stay up on what the tattoos mean, and if anybody
knows what the tattoos mean, please let us know. Uh.
It's always so interesting that they need so much help
when it comes to white supremacy. They're like, we don't know,
could you like do some Internet research for us, especially
when it seems like these guys are more than happy
to talk about it to you. And I'm tired of

(48:41):
the FBI acting like they can't apply themselves when it
came to killing Frehand all the black leaders. You know,
y'all worked so hard. Where's that work ethic? You know
what I mean? Because now I'm like, hey, Internet, it's
us the FBI again. Could you all girls let us
know who's you know, who's doing this the crowdsourcing. They're like,
can you guys find out who is a Nazi? And

(49:01):
it's like you guys, you you are in baby? Yeah?
The like why watch Judas in the Black Messiah? And
then keep in mind that the storming of the capital
is being investigated by them, by that bureau, the FBI.
That's the same the same people. Um. That's That's the
weird thing about white supremacy is it's very supreme and

(49:23):
the best of everything, according to them, except for when
it comes to like helping other people fixing problems. Then
they're like, oh, girl, it's us the FBI. We don't
know how the internet works. Somebody get on tick right right? Okay? Um,
comment if you know any Nazis. Just drop their tag
and the replies put their handled there and we'll follow

(49:44):
up from there. That's all we need. We just need
a little bit of help. We don't know how to google.
And it's so much easier to find people now than
it was in the sixties. So y'all telling me back
then we had to write letters to send information? Is
ship Like, come on now, all right, let's take a
quick break and we will be right back. And we're back.

(50:15):
And a couple of stories that have been kind of
hanging around on the dock that just wanted to run
through real quick. There is a real deep dive in
on medium about the ice cream company Ample Hills. Are
you guys familiar with the fancy ice cream company from Brooklyn?
Ample Hills? Ample Hills sounds like Ample Hills. It does

(50:36):
sound like a like a porn from the forties when right,
like written by a farmer, Uh yeah, oh yeah and
her ample Hills? Uh yeah? So what's the deal with that?
I do? I feel like this is just like such
a like a of the moment like trend that we

(50:56):
will look back on and be like, ah, yes, that
was a very one story. Indie ice cream shop from Brooklyn.
So yeah, this is already very dated, right they so
they just basically crashed and burned. They overextended, became friends
with Bob iger and otherwise not a z Oprah. Uh

(51:19):
that well that Bob igern Oprah became fans, and they
like just went. They expanded the l a than Disney
World started becoming obsessed with things like square pints, which
they called squints. And once again, guys, you don't you
don't need to do that. We have writers, We have writers,

(51:41):
so many writers who can also, how do you write
that without it looking like squints? Yeah, it does look
like squints and maybe Mark's squind Guys, it's right. They
created Disney license flavors with watercolor art, and bankruptcy followed quickly.
Um they also just to make it fully just a

(52:05):
fail a failed venture of the moment. They also have
a podcast. Now, um, do they still have the podcast
even though they're bankrupt? Yeah, they have at the podcast
the ice Cream talking about ice cream, Like, y'all, look,
I know everybody was like, I don't know, we're stuck

(52:27):
at home. I shout into the void, I'm making a podcast,
but a podcast about ice cream. But Wendy's has a podcast.
I can't. I'm looking at ample Hills right now, and
I will say this, I think that killed ample Hills.
I think that if they had had time and place
where we were all free, then this would have worked.
They would have been at Coachella giving the girls, you know,

(52:48):
watercolor creams moments a tidy flavor by now. Yeah, everyone
would have a mini repretend photo by now with the
ice cream comb melting in their hand and it would
be getting cute. They would also be wearing an afro
regardless of rice, and they could have had that. And
I'm sorry them ample Hills because that's what did it.

(53:11):
But you know what, sometimes businesses deserve to die. Yeah,
I will say this. They did expand quickly with Oprah's
influence and stuff, but for a long time, like ever
since the Oprah Show and she used to do Oprah's
Favorite things. Um, after the first couple of years, they
would demand that if you wanted to be an Oprah's List,

(53:31):
or if you wanted to be in Oprah's company, that
you had to expand because what would happen was is
she would talk about a product and then everyone would
want to go buy it and it would be gone.
So I wouldn't be surprised if they were like, oh,
we're working with Oprah, now let's open all the ice
cream stores. Get get the Scoopers. Yeah right. They didn't

(53:51):
really have any other choice because when Oprah mentioned something,
it just immediately like sells out for a decade um.
But that's that's really amazing that she demanded that instead
of I'll recommend your product to my fans and then
they'll buy buy you out to the point where you know,
you're sold out, that she would instead demand that. They explained,

(54:14):
that's very interesting, that's yeah, because she didn't want to
put a bunch of companies out of business or you know,
like break them. Well, I mean, you know, if you go,
if you sell out, you can just yeah, I guess
you know. That's that's a business that's performing very well.
Like selling out is kind of a goal, you know.
But it was like the fan base because her reach
would be so large, because you know, she made Habana's pop,

(54:36):
She made Greensburg Turkeys pop. Like she was like, I
better get out. That was her. She was like, this
is my favorite flip flop on us. I never knew
what that was before her, like she turned a lot
of businesses out. And this whole time I've been I've

(54:59):
been calling them have no, I've been telling them Havina
the whole time. I don't know. I'm not looking at
your foot to read what's on there? You got you
better look at the labels on my foot. I like
to say, poor ample Hills another melted ice cream for example, Hills.

(55:24):
But check out their podcast. Um all right, Jack, I
will that's a lie. Uh I don't think anyone will.
Um so true, Jack, so true. So the Game of
Thrones guys, the benni Offen Vice, the David's, the Dave's

(55:47):
id are like made a two hundred million dollar deal
with Netflix that killed their deal with Disney. People were
just like, they funked up that last season. So we
got to get a piece of these guys. Uh so
there's like a bidding war. They had a deal with
Disney to make Yeah, they had to deal with Disney

(56:08):
to make a Star Wars movie. And then uh they
were like, sorry, we got too busy with this two
hundred million dollar Netflix deal. Uh so we're gonna have
to take a step back from Star Wars. Disney might
have actually encouraged that because it was also around the
time that they totally uh funked up the landing on

(56:31):
on the end of Game of Thrones. So Disney might
have been like, oh, maybe these guys aren't worth it. Um,
because the girls, the Star Wars girls would storm what's
the equivalent of storm in the Capitol before Disney, They're
gonna storm the Epcot. You can't don't mess with Star
Wars girls storm the castle? What's the Cinderella Castle? Um? Right,

(56:54):
but this is wild to me, you know, talk about
failing up. Because the Game of Thrones heavily reliant on
the plot of its books, and because it was so successful,
I think Dave and Dave started feeling themselves like Okay, George,
are you did whatever? But you know, we're gonna take
it from here. And they were terrible without the books
leading them. Red Lacy, they made a so one of

(57:18):
the things you hear them say when they talked about
Game of Thrones is we had never done this before.
We were just learning as we went, we know, right, Yeah,
And they made a pilot shot an entire pilot, turned
it into HBO. HBO was like, you guys, this fucking
sucks and it costs like it costs like hundreds. I

(57:40):
think it cost tens of millions of dollars. And then
HBO was like, take another crack at it, like recast,
shoot another pilot, and that that one worked. But that's
how much they failed up. They just keep being given
chance after chance after chance. Um. Anyways, it's absolutely ridiculous

(58:02):
how much we are willing to rely on white men,
even if it means like we're going to sacrifice so
much the story, the content, like of dollars, millions of dollars,
the culture. They were like, oh, the Browns have made
new things. No, no, no, no, no, we're gonna do um.

(58:23):
We're gonna do this movie we've done six times over
the past twenty years, A gift'y cheaper cheaper by the
dozen eight because that's that's like twelve white kids perhaps,
and that movie came from like the fifties, Like that
movie has been redone. The original remake that we all
know is Steve Martin is a remake. If we don't
get a black parent Trap in the next five years,

(58:44):
I'm gonna scream, right, we'll get it, but it'll be
half black. We can't have too many blacks on screen
at work, unless you're Tyler Perry. It'll be two mixed kids,
and which who will be white? The mom or the dad? Oh,
I don't know. See that's what interesting it is where
it it's interesting. It is where it gets interesting. I

(59:04):
think it's gonna be the mom is gonna be black.
They're already doing that. That's Gabrielle Union and Zach Braff.
They're doing Cheaper by the Dozen and Gabrielle and they're
going to have Yeah, Kenny Embarrass is writing that. So
that's how kenya. Yeah, listen, I work in the industries.

(59:24):
I'll keep my mouth clothes, but you know, you just
get on Twitter. The girls will tell it. Black Af
was very fun. I enjoyed Black Af well written for sure,
and like I said, he's one of my favorite actors.
Him and Chris Paul and the State Farm commercials are
I'm dying so but so the Game of Thrones guys

(59:47):
actually like hit on a very interesting like. They have
good taste in novels. So the thing that they're two
hundred million dollars Netflix deal is about is this thing
called The Three Body Problem. It's Chinese trilogy that is
about humans contacting with extraterrestrial life and intelligence, and you

(01:00:12):
know what happens. It's very like richly imagined, very like detailed. Um,
there's all sorts of intrigue, people getting assassinated because of
like all these like secrets and ship and the story
of like how this is coming to screen also involves
like assassinations and ships. So like after they bought the

(01:00:34):
rights last December, one of the main people at the
company that was also like a co owner of the
rights died at thirty nine, and it was found he
was found to have at least five different types of
poison in his blood um and around not five different types,

(01:00:55):
and then two other employees, including the vice president, were
poisoned with mercury in lethal doses uh. And it was
recently reported that the Chinese authorities detained a suspect who
hasn't been charged, but allegedly the suspect is a lawyer
who was working on the three body problem. And it
was like possibly jealousy about like it doesn't fully like

(01:01:19):
we don't have the full story. But in the novels,
like the creative people and scientists are all being poisoned
because they like know this secret and so it's just
like they know about all the bodies right that, yes,
the through all three of them, but it it like

(01:01:40):
fits this could be a plot from the novel. It's
really interesting. So again, way too interesting for these two
dudes to be in charge of adapting it. Don't worry,
they will simplify it, right right, right. Well, I am
a little bit more hopeful because this is like a
complete trilogy. They won't have the opportunity to like go

(01:02:03):
off prompter. They're style. I wouldn't put it past them.
I think they're going to do whatever they want. I
think they're gonna go off book and they're gonna But
you know what kind of makes me sad about the
whole the David's the failing upwards thing is is not
just that they get opportunities that other people don't get,
but like a lot of Game of Thrones is really great,
you know, like the fact that those guys got chances

(01:02:25):
means that we got a show that you know, millions
of people loved and like really fun show. And that's
you're you're losing that every time somebody doesn't get to
fail up, we're losing something that that you could have
loved for for years. You know something that that could
have been like that for you. You know, it's not
always bad to give somebody another chance. So it's like

(01:02:50):
it just means that like the problem you know when
you think about, wow, what if that hadn't happened. That
applies to like every deal you never saw because it
fell through. You know, that applies to every like young
director who directed uh you know, young females director who
directed one movie and it did okay and then never
got another job. Yeah, right, that's exactly. It's also a

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different culture now in Hollywood. Writers want to be celebrities,
but they want to be like actors, and they kind
of have always wanted to a lot of my good
writer friends who've been in tons of rooms will be
like most of the writers that I've dealt with, like
at table reads, they'll like hate the actors who are
reading their scripts. Um, like, oh my god, she sucked
that joke up. That's why it didn't work. Especially in

(01:03:34):
comedy and stuff where you're like turning jokes. It's like
if the actor doesn't turn your joke, they'll just blame
your writing, right, So because she doesn't try, we hate
that bitch. So it's so funny now to see so
many shows where they have an after show where it's
writers or head writers like sitting down in front of
the camera like so this is what we thought when
we were really wanted the audience to see. And I'm like,

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you girls want to be on the carpet so bad,
don't you, Because like David and David who tells you
how we needed to hear from you after them Game
of Thrones episode, I don't need to know their names.
That's funny. I always love when they're when they're commenting
on a scene and and they're like, well, we really
wanted people to feel you know, X y Z, And

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I'm like, I didn't get that at all, Like you
wrote that scene pretty bad, because that is not how
I saw it. If you want to find out the
least interesting take on a piece of art, ask the artist,
like because it's coming from a place they don't understand.
That's like the them trying to make sense of it

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is the is the process of the art all out
of the time, So like the worst person to hear
talk about yeah about the artist. A lot of times
the artist, Uh, well, Sarah Lazy, it's been a pleasure
having you both, Uh, Sarah, where can people find you
and follow? Are you? Um? I am back on Instagram,

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so you can follow me on Instagram. My Instagram handle
is is Corpse Flower Flo. You are UM and uh
on TikTok you can find me at you Underscore tube,
Underscore channel. And is there any work of social media

(01:05:24):
you've been enjoying? There is? I am. I would like
to play you this UM this TikTok audio because yeah,
I love I love TikTok now. Oh but before I
do that, I want to say, UM, please also follow
a high priestess comedy on Instagram. That is my show.
We have not been doing shows during pandemic, but we
are going to be doing a zoom show on Friday

(01:05:45):
for UM to benefit Texas Mutual Aid. UM. We're going
to get a bunch of Austin comics to come out
and raise money UM because yeah, it's it's really fucking
bad over there. But fortunately there's a lot a lot
of places you can donate to. UM. So I'm gonna
now play you this extremely good TikTok um and I'm
going to hold them mike up to the phone. It's

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pronounced Angela for context, this video is titled if Mexican
Food uh was made by Italian Americans? My Nona, she
makes the best case. You better put some sauce on
this burrite put a little case. It's perfect, It's great.

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This is by I'll allow on TikTok if Mexican Food
was made by Italian Americans and rocks uh lazy. Such
a pleasure of having you as always? Where can people
find you and follow you? Yes? Okay, so it's always guys.
If you like robbery, if you like comedy, scam got
his podcast wherever you get your podcast. If you want

(01:06:57):
to follow me, it's d I v A l A
c I Diva Lacey on all platforms except for TikTok,
which is Lacey, mostly because there's a little child who
is Steva Lacey. She beat me to it. I had
pretty solid branding for a while. Um I was really
hurt and disappointed and a TikTok that I'm joining one. Okay, well,

(01:07:20):
tweets when I have to just shout out Ryan ken Acts,
it's Ryan understore can understore acts if you weren't really funny.
TikTok mashups and videos and stuff. He's been doing a
wild shit it's amazing, Like they did a whole Malcolm
Emory where their neighbors bit they were in black and
white in the house next door, like they still yelling

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out there like it was very funny. Um. And then
I'm just gonna grab my own tweets today for something
that I was liking. I like myself. Um, I wish
people would stop refilling name brand hand sanitizer with bootleg concoctions.
I'm tired of my hand smelling like a margarita. Thank you,
and that's also a p S. A thank you for

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that because I got Yeah, they were like, well, let's
pray this on your hands. I smell like a whiskey bar.
It's like they didn't mean real alcohol, y'all, like put
some flissin in there. Like why are y'all in the
back with the bottle of pop off? Like it's called
sanitaz uh tweet I enjoyed. Natasha la Jarra tweeted, one

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of the most unique qualities about my husband is he
uses nine knives to make a sandwich. And that is
that you Jack? Is that are you? Nat I might
as well be married humor, Oh yeah, shouts to the
married girls. Hashtag a couple of goals, hashtag husband and wife,
hashtag wife pranks. You can find me on Twitter at

(01:08:52):
Jack under Square O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter
at Daily Zeitgeist. Were at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram.
We have a Facebook fan page and upsite Daily guys
dot Com where we post our episodes on our foot
notes where we link off. Wow, we gotta capture that
and make that just something that always drops on where
we link off to the information that we talked about

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in today's episode. Uh, and we will also link off
to a song recommend dash uh and Sara, you had
a song that you wanted to recommend to us or
an artist. Yes, this is gold is sad Bag is
the one that I linked you too. That's a Shahram Noseri.
That is a one hour track. So suddenly in guys,

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because we're gonna play, We're gonna play the whole thing.
That one's this one's for my dad, that's for him.
This is what I listened to. If you go listen
to it, just imagine me seven years old in the
back of a car for eight hours, being forced to
listen to this very sad, spiritual yodeling and you'll understand
a little bit more about me, yeah yet, or smell

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a little weed like it's a Pink Floyd track, you know,
just uh all right, well, we are going to link
off to that in the footnotes. The Daily Zey said,
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for this morning. We are back this afternoon to tell
you what's trending, and we will talk to y'all then bye,
love you, Bye,