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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Gabba Trendon.
Uh the Wonder drug Gabba Gabba Trendon. Yeah, that's courtesy
of Maya Curie on the Discord. Great short job title
that for it's for everything. It's like the main thing
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in one of the big stop smoking drugs. It's also
helps with nerve pain. It really makes you realize that
they're just like, I don't know, we tried it on everything,
like the rubs. Some tuss in on it, like joke
is actually how pharmaceutical actually were. The discovery of viagro
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was when they were like trying to cure uh like
people with heart attacks and then they were like, these
guys are getting boters and have great heart health. Anyways, Um,
I'm Jack and that over there that's Miles Gray and uh,
speaking of Miles Gray. The first trending thing is happy birthday.
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You're real real, you really did it this time. I
did a whole trend for your birthday. Okay, why is
it trend? What do you want to joke around about?
How I wouldn't joke about this all right? In addition
to being the birthday of their very own favorite prince,
Prince Harry Uh at Miles Gray Uh. This is one
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of the ten most common birthdays in the U s
You're you're coming in at number eight. Um And in fact,
nine of the top ten of the most common birthdays
all fall around like this week this. I mean, they're
they're all September, like once in ten, all September birthdays
except for six being July seven. For what is happening
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on July seven, I don't know, because because this is
everybody's banging in December. This is the banging in December.
This is an overlooked fact that America has a mating season,
and it is Christmas, and you know, like it is
from Thanksgiving to Christmas. Everybody is getting cozy and you know,
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feeling nostalgic and having unprotected sex with each other. Yeah,
you know, just to celebrate christ That's right, That's right,
that they're doing it for christ. Yeah. It is different
based on country, but in the US it's definitely the
most common. So the July seven would be like October seven.
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Is that like people who have just given birth to
like a Leo virgo child and then immediately getting pregnant again,
Like what that's probably what it is? What the funk
is that? Like, what's happening? And I'm you know, like
early Halloween costumes. Yeah, I don't know. Wow, it's also
probably like one of the warmer days of the year,
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So I don't know if that's causing things to happen,
not not October, but like the actual birthday. Maybe it's
people scheduling births for after the holiday long weekend. You know, right,
it's wilde. I do know so many people with birthdays
around here. Uh. So hey, and if it's your birthday
around this time, happy birthday. The probably is right, statistically
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we can say it is almost definitely your birthday. So
happy birthday around this time. And if you're a July
seventh birthday, what to tell us this backstory? Do you know?
Do you have any idea? Are you one of the
more probably asked her parents, why do you guys have sex?
When you did? Why do you have sex on October seven?
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But anyways, truly happy birthday. Uh, but I hope you
have a good one. Alright, Let's talk about other things
that are happening. Uh, special day. Big problems, Yeah, it's fantastic,
big problems on my birthday. Trump's rhetoric is getting you know,
it's ramping up. Maybe he'll get out of it, but
he knows it's probably the most trouble he's ever been
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in his entire life, because he was on I think
Hugh Hewitt Show talking to you know, the right wing
potto sphere and saying, uh, you know, when talked about
a possible indictment, he said, quote, I would have no
prohibition against running. So he's saying that won't stop me
if the thing that y'all think is gonna happen is
gonna happen, and I don't care anyway because it might
all eat That goes also sounds like he's trying to
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talk like a lawyer, like he saw the firm or something,
and like was trying to drink in all the legal language,
had a John Grisham book read to him, and I
would have no prohibition against a candidacy. Therefore in the
Iraq such as I will be there. And then he
goes on to say, quote, I think if it happened,
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you'd have problems in this country the likes of which
perhaps you have ever seen before ever a uh huh quote.
And then he goes on, I don't think the people
of the United States would stand for it. And then
when he Hewitt asked him to elaborate, he said, big problems.
I just don't think they'd stand for it. They will
not sit still. And standard there's ultimate of hoaxes. So
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he's he's trying to fucking kick the hive. This means
ultimate of hoaxes. Um, it'll be something you have ever
seen before. It does. I think he's right that people
will be pissed if it happens, Um, But it's up
to you Donald to give them an outlet to commit
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even more crimes. But you seem to be on this path.
But I don't know. It's very fucking freaky, especially when
you look at like couple that with all the cue
a non related ship that's happened. That guy like murdered
his wife and like dog and like it shot his daughter,
uh like like overque stuff, like he was going down
that rabbit hole. Guy in a clown wig showed up
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to like a dairy queen or something with a gun
sayings gonna kill all the Democrats. And meanwhile on truth
Social he's like openly open, like it's it's not even
like winking at Q and on it's like read tweeting
ship with him fully cute out just like full death
cult status. I mean, it's no longer a metaphor. This
is because they have to just keep doubling down. They
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know they're like, well, obviously we're saying the most like
just repugnant ship out loud. So the only people we
can really energize are the people who don't care about
anything except for like discrimination and pain, and was just
lean into that. Yeah, man, it's not good, No, it's not.
This is a you know, eight on the scale of
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makes me feel like I'm going to throw up a
little bit. So well not just not on my birthday, yeah,
not on your birthday. Yeah. Um. Dumped is also trending
because that is what various Republican leaders are doing with migrants.
They're taking them and flying them or you know, putting
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them on a bus to other cities as props. I
mean like de Santists flew I believe two planeloads of
people to Martha's vineyard and just stranded them there. Greg
Abbott bust people to Kamala Harris's house and just left
them there. These people are like, you're dropping me off
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in a residential neighborhood with nothing. I haven't eaten? Is
there a bathroom here? Where am I? And that's sort
of what you know, these fucking goofballs are doing to
you know, ramp up again. Like it's not that they're
not gonna win on policy arguments, so they just have
to put out more racist red meat, you know, and
do more xenophobic, cruel ass theater to get people to
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be like, well, yeah, exactly, it's their problem and you know,
oddly enough, not oddly enough, like the people in Martha's
Vineyard apparently like did everything they could to try and
be like, oh, ship that sucks here, Like do you
need some help? Like it wasn't yeah, like a place
to like sleep, uh, figure out like where you're gonna
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go because you've been put on a fucking island for
these people who were treated like they are the eggs.
And he's egging someone's house. He's like, I got him
peel off, like truly just the most inhumane ship. Yeah,
and the santiss Point, he's like, you know, they're there's
just all virtue signaling when they say they're sanctuary cities.
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Like he's almost being like these people don't mean it,
like it's bullshit that they have a heart. Nobody's got
a heart, right, yeah, like, no, people do. Like people
aren't so fucking dead inside that they've you know, their
fantasy world is to become like some weird Kirkland signature hitler. Yeah, alright,
let's take a quick break. We'll be right back, and
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we're back. And Roger Federer, Uh, that's another one. Like
it's like Federer, does he have the most he has
the most Grand Slam titles? Right, I think he's the goat. Yeah, okay,
good for him. Oh no, Nadal And Nadal has twenty two.
Oh shit, Okay. So many writers liked to just you know,
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wax poetic about how good he was a tennis for
a while. There really little Wayne I think had a
had some interesting like writings about Roger Federer, but uh yeah,
poetry in motion. One of one of the more fun
players to watch play tennis. Would hit shots that I
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didn't know, like, you know, I I apparently don't understand
how physics were some of the things that he could
do with spin on a tennis ball. But yeah, he's
retiring with his twenty Grand slams, with his twenty It's fine.
I was always like I was like, Pete Sampras is
our champion. No, I mean like I just remember in
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that era I was kind of watching I thought Andre
Agassi's wig was dope as fuck in the late eighties,
and then I remember being really mad that Pete Sampras
was just sucking washing him all the time, like damn man,
like we got I'm like bald guy with the head bands.
So I was actually kind of a Sampress hater. Um.
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He's just kind of like pretty common, right, Like if
somebody was like, I'm me, I'm a Sampress guy, I
would be very suspicious. Like Sampress over Agacy. I just
like how uh workman like? And yeah, so something about
Sampress really didn't didn't hit with me. Not that I
was like a huge tennis fan, but I was. I
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was a Michael Chang fan. Yeah. I was a big
Michael Chang fan too, because he served like, uh underhand
and I never learned how to serve overhand. Uh, And
he could like get you know, play so well that
like he could serve underhand sometimes and was just the
human backboard. Yeah, look at hand to get the ball
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pass um. Shout out to Michael Chang. WHOA, that's so
I remember, you know he was you know, he's married
to Bridget Wilson Veronica Van from Billiam Addison and also yeah,
even though it should be Michael Chang. But then I
was like, there's an art. I was like, what happened
to her? I'm like, is she did she say something
about politics or something? But there's this art. I just
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googled her name. The first thing that comes up and
says why Hollywood won't cast Bridget Wilson Sampras. And I'm
trying to be like, what happened? She was a blah blah.
I don't know what happened. Uh small parts on Yeah,
that's right, she was on. She was Sonia Blade in
Mortal Kombat. She wasn't saved by the bell. I don't
think yeah, I don't think we're gonna get an answer.
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All right, Well, oh, Bridges, since she wanted to just
like raise a family, that's that's the best. That is
quick bait. Yeah, or they're like, what happened that makes
it so this famous person is banned from Hollywood movies
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And well, yeah, they just kind of uh decided that
they wanted to move out of l a and raise
a family somewhere else? What happened? Show me? Show me?
Wait is there? Okay, yeah, I'm trying to I don't
think he's even on Twitter anyway. Whatever, all right, Roger Federer,
Sienna and trending um things. I don't know the They
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have now demoted Don Lemon from the prime time slot,
gonna be on Mornings Now, You on Mornings Now. So
now we got I think, to two of their prime
time slots, because it wasn't that Cuomo and him are
a vacant as we've seen the right word shift at CNN,
So I can only imagine who they're going to put
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in there if it's just gonna be fucking Ben Shapiro
or some ship at this point, but the like the
morning show he's doing with Poppy Harlow and like Caitlin
Collins and uh Collins like used to write for the
fucking Daily Caller, you know what I mean? And then
Poppy Heart is a human pile of both side. It's
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so yeah, but I don't know what the funk they're
gonna talk, all right, Maybe they'll just argue a bunch.
I don't know what the vibe is supposed to be
there but it's clearly they're they're they're clearing the fucking
dead wood for whatever you know, fascist apologist or some
shut they're gonna put in there. That is one of
those stories where it's just clearly a rich, old white
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man who is operating in the most secluded of the
echo chambers, just only hearing from other old rich white
men that like, we need to like things have moved
way way too far to the left, like you need
to you need to get more like Fox News out there.
And I think they're going to be pretty surprised how
little of an appetite there is for even more both
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sides the bullshit that they were like a radical lefist
outlet to know. But it's funny because like they're they're
fans are like so center ish left, like you know,
morey dumb, like big d kind of Democrat. People were like,
they're really mad, but for the reasons we're like I'm
fans of him, right, and then they'll probably begin to
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be like, oh this bullshit, right, But I mean, yeah,
it's a very potent tool because for a lot of
it's like just sort of like a people default to
thinking of CNN is a news channel Um. So if
you're not a savvy consumer of news and you go
there and suddenly you have someone like I think Joe
Biden needs to apologize for saying their semi fascist right.
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That's not a take that helps drive us into the future.
That's the that's America's problem is Joe Biden is too extreme. Um.
And then finally, the Woman King is trending. This is
a movie that I think we've had our ound for
a while. Um, but it's you know, we we talked
about how don't worry darling. The critics once people are
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able to watch it, were it apparently doesn't follow through
on the promise of its trailer. Um, this one does.
And the critics are, you know, pretty pretty uniform that
this is a great movie, and they're also uniform that
it is bloody as fuck, which, uh that that always
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I don't know. I'm a weird person who was raised
on action movies and so like the one review from
Consequence that gave it a one hundred out of one
hundred that come for the bloodshed, stay for the sisterhood.
So yeah, and it's from the filmmaker who made uh,
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The Old Guard, which is a movie I think we
watched or talked about during the pandemic when there weren't
that many movies or TV shows coming out. Um, Gina
prince Blythewood who also made Loving Basketball, And yeah, I
don't know, it looks like it could be very good,
stories fucking wild and apparently it's something that Viola Davis
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was like this needs to get made, like for years
about this, like all like woman regiment in this army
in like eighteen twenty three West Africa. Uh and just
hearing like man, apparently they were training like crazy to
fucking get in shape for all this. Um yeah, I
mean it looks from what I've seen, it looks really
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fucking cool, and based on what everyone's saying, it sounds
like it's delivers on its promise and it appears to
be out now. I remember for a number, like for
an entire month, I was like top Gun coming out
this weekend. Uh, and it was like coming out in
a month and a half when I first said that.
But the Woman King when I Google it has showtimes
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available right now in Los Angeles. I think limited release.
But um, I don't care about you guys, I just
care about myself. It's just wild too again even with
this thing, right, Viola Davis wanted to make this in
I think one of the producers hit her up and
she's like, they never wanted to make this, and like
just shear her talking about how she had to honestly
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like the character she's playing, like I have a fucking
same singular mentality to like not be dissuaded in to
try and get this made. Uh yeah, it's already like
because it's so different from every fucking film that comes out,
It's like, yeah, yeah, that's gonna be great. M hm
what Marvel I p S Is based off of Wait,
what history? Interesting? I never heard of that character. History
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is great? I p sometimes Yeah, yeah, I love history
vision history. Like you're all really dopekay, all right, well
those are some of the things that are trending on
this Thursday, September. Yo. We are back tomorrow with the
whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
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to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
don't do nothing about what premisely, and we will talk
to you all tomorrow. Bye bye.