Gator Patrol, Don’t Lie To Kids? 10.3.19

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by the President of the United States of America. I
don't know that. I only know by the dude that
was like the other one that everyone loved is moving
through the country et a lot of beach. You don't remember, No, man,
you don't have that cassette tape. It's Lump. It's Lump.
It's that one I can't not remember. It's Gump. Actually,
isn't No, that is the Weirds. You don't remember that video.

(02:15):
It's gum. I had a period where I thought I
was cool for weird. Oh yeah, yeah. Then I came
back to Earth. I like weird now, but I don't
like how many like boys in middle school or like you,
isn't it weird? So I was like very late to
weird albe you mean you know it's just like you know,

(02:37):
in enough shitty people recommend something to you. Yeah. I
was the same way with like Danny McBride stuff, where
there's like all these fucking losers and you're like for
the wrong reasons and now you're fully jumpstone you Now
I'm a member of the gem. Now you are actually, well,
who are you. I I think that. Honestly, me and

(02:59):
my boyfriend Okay, usually have some Judy b J energy.
That is the greatest one of my favorite couples of
all in the history of the changes. You started singing
and dancing and change. Uh ship, Well that that voice

(03:20):
you you here in our third seat is the one,
the only, the number one face on Mount Zaitemore. Maybe
we should just make a Jefferson ZiT morial. That's just
uh well, okay, you're thinking of Lincoln. You did the
arm pose of Lincoln. Yeah, but people didn't need to
hear that. We're trying to be joined by Jamie loft Us,

(03:44):
Jamie Jamie, Jamie Jamie. Please don't cancel us. Even though
your feet they are beyond compare five on wicked feet
in there is no way we can become a swallow
sauce me. Oh, that's that's going back into the cannon

(04:07):
right there. That was I appreciate last Yes, I think
it was smul sauce. Whatever. Sure he's left my life.
Uh yeah, I hope the gym is training. Well. Uh
that's from Thomas burn Scully at Dr Thomas DBS. That

(04:29):
was great, Thomas, well done, sir. Uh or ma'am Jamie,
it's great to have you here. Have you been I've
been good. Yeah, I've been very good. I'm excited. I
brought for I brought a surprise today. Well it's my
underrated Okay, I just have to like clench until then.
Oh inside Senior Live Show. Oh. One thing I want

(04:58):
to clearly point out yesterday when we were talking about
the joker, um I fucked up? Well, no, listener pointed
out a very interesting statistic because I think this does
get lost a lot in the topic of talking about
like mass shootings and a lot of crimes that statistically
only five percent of violent crimes in the US are
committed by people with serious mental illness. And I know,
like a lot of the discourse, especially around mass shootings

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and things in the media, there's always like a immediate
sort of run to mental illness as an explanation, and
you know, I don't want and we definitely don't want
the show to sort of perpetuate some kind of negative
stereotype that all crime or crimes are disproportionately committed by
people with mental illness, because truly, what we're talking about
are just people who are vulnerable rather than dangerous, So

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you know, just going forward, Yeah, absolutely, checking our language.
You don't want to be able lists represented both just
because I think that's a common myth. It's like something
people just assume is the explanation a lot of the time,
and also because the n r A would like for
it to be the explanation, and it was really I
was thinking back on that of just like how pushed

(06:01):
that narrative was, especially like around like twelve. I think
there was like a couple of years where I believed
that too because it was so Yeah. Absolutely, So you know, look,
God's working on all of us. So we're trying to
do better day by day. Uh well, Jamie, we're going
to get to know you a little bit better. Uh
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
couple of the things we're talking about. We're gonna talk

(06:23):
about Trump. One, he's he's yeah, I think he's brain dead.
His latest, his latest kind of five year old kindergarten
every drawing, it's idea for saving the country. We're gonna
blow that whistle to I do love that cute. It

(06:49):
is fun. We're gonna look at the fact Republicans do
not seem to be fully acquainted with the current scandal. Uh,
and some recent polling that that is sort of surprising.
We're gonna ask the question, whatever happened to Trump's promise
of four to six percent annual growth. It was right

(07:10):
around the time that he took over, the economy was
moving in the right direction. He was like, and now
for this tax cut, and uh, it's gonna really start rocking.
I'm gonna read a quote from him where he says,
that's when we're really going to start to rock. You're
gonna send out love to Bernie Sanders, who's having some

(07:34):
health issues. Uh. Look at the trial of that Dallas
cop who shot both of them John and killed him
while he was eating ice cream. We're gonna talk about
psychiatrist did a study of four movies h and told
us who is the most realistic psychopath? So we will

(07:56):
let you guys know about that. Uh. Lying to your
kids can make them liars apparently, which I don't agree with. Uh.
And I think it's time to declare a war on
an entire generation. So yes, actually the silent generation. Uh

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oh they did, Yeah, Wait, what's that's why they're silent?
That's right there, which which is the one? Is there
a name for the kids that are being born right now? Oh? No, je,
I haven't done anything. A lot of Forrest Gump. Wow, yeah,
dear God, please make me a birth. I haven't seen it.
Hot Gump Gump. Hot. Wait, we got Hot Gump over here.

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Wait you haven't seen Forrest Gump. That's good for you,
Thank you, Jamie. Yes, first we like to ask our
I guess what is something from your search history that's
revealing bad who you are? Oh? I've been. I've been
doing some really cursed searches. One was Billy's ain hat.
Billy's Han's got a lot of hats. And I was
accidentally in a picture with him the other day, Yes, okay,

(09:08):
accidentally it was okay. So I was at the Robot
So it was an accident because usually I don't actually
manage to get him in the picture. I was at
the Robot Chicken like the new season just came out,
and so I went to like the big event that
they were doing and which I which I did right on.

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So So I was there and I you know, I
brought my boyfriend Isaac b J was with me and
we went and he Isaac was being weird and he's like, hey,
go stand over there, I'll take your picture. And I
was like, what are you talking about? He's like, go
stand over there, I'll take your picture. So like, what
are you speaking to me? With clinch through clenched teeth

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and he's like a scene. But then he like walked
really far away to take the picture. And it's because
Billy's nearby in a hat on the phone, and so
it was like this very bizarre picture of me and
then like fifteen feet away Billy's ants on the phone,
and so I just wanted to see what kind of
other hats he's got. And then I've also been searching.

(10:15):
I was trying to find this radio segment that I
used to work on in Boston on my Boston Heads.
If you ever listened to the Carlson and Mackenzie Morning
Zoo radio show, they had this segment during the holidays
called Ernie the Elf, and Ernie Elf was my first
comedy job ever, Yeah, he wrote, I briefly ghosts wrote

(10:40):
Ernie the Elf, parents, if your kids are around, cover
the areas we don't want. The magic of Elf is naughty, naughty.
He goes around, he says you suck It was really
brilliant inspired work. I was look, I was trying to
find my old Ernie stuff and I couldn't kind find it. No,
it wasn't removed from the website. You could probably contact

(11:02):
the station, right, Yeah, but I'm just I do I
want to be the prisons like I go throughout Ernie
the Elf six years ago, and I want to know
what a bad job I did. I'll do it on
your behalf. Yeah. Like listen, I thought round of Ernie
the Elf was particularly strong. I'm actually writing a book
on Ernie and I'm very curious. I need this for

(11:24):
it was just one of the radio hosts with his
wife pitched up two actives saying you and you suck off,
and Boston's like, gang, if you guys remember Ernie the Elf,
please reach out let us or if you even might
have recordings. Yeah, maybe someone out there if you've been
dutifully documenting every Arnie and for the past nine years.

(11:47):
While I was trying to find my Ernie segments, No
luck ship. What is something you think is overrated? Overrated,
masked singer spoilers. I am not going to spoil anything.
I don't care. It's what did you say Masked Singer spoilers,
you tell me who's the what the masked singer? Mind?

(12:07):
Give about? This seems so wounded. I really, I haven't
had time to start watching. I liked that they showed
NonStop Masked Singer promos during the Emmys, even though they
weren't nominated, and they were just like, it's cool, it's cool.
We actually were going to really start to shine in
season two. Yeah, it's I related with that. It's like, oh,

(12:28):
we ain't get nominated, but you know what, it's we're
just stronger than ever now. But someone spoiled the first
week of the Mass Singer for me, and I can't.
I haven't gotten to watch the season premiere yet and
someone told me who egg was ship? Alright, can we
do a quick spoiler? And people who don't want to
spoil sp well, actually, no, never mind. I was gonna say,
what in the show? Are their voices changed or it's

(12:51):
just basically a person singing with their regular voice just
behind them. You just don't know who they are, Like,
if you know the voice, you could probably maybe if
you knew, if you were like a fan of someone.
That's the main flow of the show is if they're
a famous singer, you can always tell who is always
always glad. Gladys Knight was on last season. She was
the the whole time. You're like, they'll be as glad
as Night get kicked off and the peacock was Donnie Osmond,

(13:14):
and it was so so strange that they had Donny
Osmond and Gladys Knight going against NFL wide receiver Antonio Brown.
I know. It's also this apparently made him, uh a
very horrible human being. Oh no, really, yeah, he's gone
in a very dark direction. Yea, he is even an

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NFL team because he had a lot of what like
sexual harassment, no, no, sexual assault, very very horrible, horrifying
things after having a season or an off season where
he froze his feet to like he went into one
of those hyperbaric chambers. His feet were like frozen, so
they were like super injured, and then he like made

(13:57):
it so that the Raiders didn't even on him on
their team, and like he had been a pretty unremarkable
like off field person prior to the mass singer, but
he really let the mass go to his head, and
the mass singer does not. It is not opposed to
putting like problematic people on stage because Jenny McCarthy is

(14:19):
one of the judges, and so is Robin thinks it's
a troubled Fox production. But I will say that last season,
do you guys know who won last season Paint? He
beat Donny Osmond and it was a really exciting night
for everybody because I had heard that even before Mass
Singer that he is actually secretly a great singer, chooses

(14:43):
not to use it. It's wild him. Yeah, so don't
so don't spoil the mass Singer for people. That's yeah,
it's it's all right. Don't spoil season two. We did
just spoil the ship out of season one. I like
someone who might you know what I'm going to start
this show season one? Classic? Uh? What is something that
you think is underrated? Yes? Okay? So uh was underrated?

(15:07):
Is this thing at CBS that I've been wanting for years?
The pharmacy CVS? Yes? Okay, okay, So I went to
CVS and I didn't have I didn't have I didn't
have much disposable income two years ago. So I was
walking around the Halloween Nile as you do, and there
was this little toy called Twerking Mummy. He was so cool,

(15:28):
and I was like, oh my god. And then I
was like, oh, it's twenty dollars. I can't really pay
twenty dollars for twerking Mummy. I'll get it next year.
And then next year came around, no twerking mummies anywhere
I was. I was like, fuck, I should have just
put twerking Mummy on a credit card, so mad at myself.
And then last week I was walking through CVS again

(15:49):
because I go every day, and tworking Mummy was back.
I got him here, let me see what Why is
your Mommy is trying to look back at it, too,
is looking so tworking mommy is looking over I'm pretty sure.
I'm pretty sure this is a pit Bulls song. Let

(16:10):
me know, ready, ready, okay here, okay, here he goes.
We have they really it really does try. Oh yeah, yeah,
it's weird. It is strange. I've ever seen like a
be be move. It's ass like that. It looks like
you see like a be the lower half of just pulsating.

(16:32):
That's what reminds me of It almost looks like a
cat trying to throw up in fast motion. Oh wow,
I love it so much. We do have the right
stall of pit Bull's catalogs. That won't be a problem.
I like. I like that he has such a deep voice.
I'm a far mall at the beginning in the end,

(16:56):
all right, go to go off tworking moment. I love
Twerking Mummy. If you see what what was that sort
of moment like for you? You know, like, let's pretend
this is your inside the actor's studio, and when you
bought Twerking Mummy, what what did you then realize about
where you were in your career. I've didn't realized that.
You know, even if you do have the disposable income

(17:18):
to get Twerking Mummy, it's still not going to feel
good to bring it up to the register. And you
know what, I want to pay twenty dollars at my house.
I've been It's I don't know. Sometimes it'll just kind
of go off though it right, which is kind of
off there. But last night it was like four in

(17:38):
the morning and I have it like on the shelf
above my bed, which I have to it fell on
my head last night. I mean, history is full of
reports of haunted dolls, Like there's got to be an
example of like a haunted big mouth billy. I can't

(18:00):
gen a more cursed item than this. But I fell
asleep watching ten Cloverfield Lane, and then I woke up
being impaled by twerking Mommy rough night for me, I
feel like it. This sounds like a great short for
you to write where twerking Mummy is actually trying to
kill you. I wouldn't. I wouldn't watch them. Thank you anyway.
Thank you chose you more than you chose to working right, true? Yeah? Yeah,

(18:21):
And the whole waiting for a two years. I mean
that's just that's just parted up in the orphan. There's
so many dimensions to this. Yeah, first item, fantastic. What
is a myth? Oh quick myth? You can't get horny
for plant? You can't get horny for plant? Yeah, but
you can get horny for plant. I'm just I've been

(18:42):
on a weird u out of nowhere, a little shop
of horrors kick okay and out of nowhere. It's like
been popping up everywhere. I'm going to see there's like
a local production. I'm going to see of it tonight.
There were these, um these clickbait headlines saying that Gaga
might be in a reboot of a little schopper horrors,

(19:04):
I'm just on one and uh yeah again horny for
the plant again, just like when I was a young gal.
Did you get I did get horny for plant. I
don't know something about the gaping ma. I don't know
is a you know it's it's basically the movie Teeth
what um. I just know I've never seen it. I
just know the the poster and in my mind it

(19:27):
was just about like a bad guy from Mario Brothers
who voiced plant in the in the movie let me double.
That thing is just called plant. Now it's called to
It's called Audrey too. And also that was I mean,
that was like a big Rick moranis like Rick Morane. Course,

(19:48):
now we get to the truth you love talking about
because Moran lips Morana lips Morannas. It's really good. In
my defense, let's see what's what was his name? By
Stubbs was the voice of two Great Levi Stubbs. Yes, yeah, yeah,
I don't think you guys realized that Stubbs barbecue sauce.

(20:09):
It's sold in grocery stores. Levi Stubs. Really, I was like,
what a legacy regular? Who's the who? Regular? Paul Newman.
Yeah what is um? Oh wait, oh he's a baritone singer. Yeah,
so the voice singing very mask plant but a very

(20:31):
vaginal look. Yeah, it's interesting. Mask plant vaginal look checks.
A lot of Boxes also played Mother Brain in series
Captain n The Game Master. There's also a song I
really like Billy Brad called Levi Stubbs is Tears. I
don't know. I've been thinking, I don't know, Levi Stubbs Big,

(20:52):
Levi Stubbs energy. It's funny that you brought up a
Little Shop of Horrors because the President had actually suggested
that we put a bunch of the plants from a
Little Shop of Horrors on the border to eat people
who tried to cross the borders. That's because the real
proposal was for gremlins, right, Get some of those in

(21:15):
the water, Put them in the water, and they'll be
From from a Bechtel cast standpoint, you know, maybe a
Little Shop of Horrors is not so great? But is
it not? From a no, pretty bad? But from a
from a musical standpoint is labs and up going tonight.
You know it's about the art, you know, yeah something no,

(21:38):
but I think wait, we're talking about the president's great ideas, right,
is that? Is that what you're to bring? Real quick?
I mean, we're not worth a lot of talk. I
mean you know, wait, well look it sort of goes
along with the pattern of like why don't we why
don't we nuke hurricanes? Or like why don't we get
a space force to fighter space wars? Or really maybe

(21:59):
if we did some maybe if California did some raking,
you wouldn't have forest fires. And this newest one, uh,
just another bomb shizzy from the New York tizzy from
an upcoming book about literally I think it's called Trump's
Border Wars. Um and like in the look inside a
lot of the talk around, you know, the tumultuous time
and from the New York Times. Sorry, I just put

(22:21):
it together, um, And I'll just read this excerpt because
it's perfectly sums up what is going on in this
man's brain. Uh. Privately, the President had often talked about
fortifying a border wall with a water filled trench stocked
with snakes or alligators, prompting AIDS to seek a cost estimate.

(22:42):
He wanted the wall electrified, with spikes on top that
could pierce human flesh. After publicly suggesting that soldiers shoot
migrants if they threw rocks. The president backed off when
his staff told him that was illegal, but later in
a meeting aids are called, he suggested that they shoot
migrants in the legs to slow them down. That's not
allowed either, they told him. And then today or yesterday,

(23:04):
when the president of Finland was visiting, they asked HI
about it, Like, I never I never said anything like that,
would say that. There there are tweets from around that
time where he shares like drawings of the wall with
spikes on top. Yeah, he's it's well documented. It's so
odd of like, yeah, the childish way to be cruel,

(23:26):
Like it's just just kind of thinking, like, man, if
this is a movie, he couldn't get into a bunch
of snakes alligators like what the like basically a moat
around the entire United States filled with animals? What? And again,
you know this is removing all the other ship aside.

(23:48):
If you think these are good ideas from a president,
I mean I think people have made their minds definitely
at this point. But you know what you're gonna do.
It does distract from all the really awful things he does.
And like because it's sort of like adorable stupidity until
he starts talking about shooting people, but it's like childish stupidity,

(24:10):
and so yeah, and just like indulging the most morbid
parts of your imagination to inflict pain, pain and suffering
on people. It's like, oh, you know that's not enough
sucking in his mind? Is he just saying, like what
will happen one Migraine just gets fucking ripped up by
a gat or then the Yeah, it's like a really
base approach. Ye yeah, well you know, alright, we're gonna

(24:31):
take a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
I'm a fire. I'm just curious. I'm sorry that we

(24:53):
keep getting on this brought to us by I think
the company Jemmy. But what who thought of this? Like
what they go twerking Mummy? But like weird? What is this? Like?
I love the music. I'm imagining the meeting where somebody
just like walks in and puts this on the table,
doesn't even say a word, just presses it. I hope that,

(25:15):
I hope that there are others like me out there
who were also upset in when Twerking Mummy didn't come
back and then they're They're like, apparently we have to
make more, there's no choice. No, my my guests would
be that it was a Popeye' chicken sandwich situation where
they just like sold out of it so fast that
they like couldn't couldn't even make enough for the following year.

(25:35):
You know. A shout out to um an Instagram follower
and Zeke gang member who spilled the t on that Popeye'
chicken sandwich in a d M to me. Yes, I
just want to uh say, yes, Alex Mio, would I
see you out there? She was saying her father works
as a food scientist for the company that works on

(25:57):
the breading and they had been working around the clock
since June even because they thought this would it would
be fine, and then when all that ship ran out there,
like oh my god. Yeah, they had been fucking putting
their nose to the grindstone to get your outwich. The
projections were incorrect. I just want to point out, Jemmy,

(26:18):
the company that makes your beloved working mummy. As I
do a little research, I'm looking at some of the
other animated figures that they do. They do the first one,
and I don't I don't even want to know what
the sound effects are because they don't tell you. But
first African American Santa with sound effects. Now I don't
know if it has problematic takes or whatever, or we're
terrible stereotypes, but who knows. They also make big head

(26:41):
Jack Skellingtons. Okay, that's fine. Then they do some other ones.
But they also have uh dance Boss Boo, Banner Ghost,
a twerking rabbit. They do a lot of twerking plushes,
twerking plushies. Is that their business? Dance Boss Santa. I mean,
look that's the that's our bread and butter. So alright, Police,
no dog, so with Jay Police naughty Dog. I don't

(27:11):
even know what's naughty. It's not even taking a ship
or anything. It just says, oh, it has a background
its neck that says I ate Santa's cookies over the place. Yeah,
that's amazing. Jimmy's Writer's room is fucking great, seriously wild,

(27:32):
like all their um licensing like Disney fucking like official collapse.
I guess hell yeah you know. And there's also a
popping lock Morocco's reindeer. I don't know where, I don't
know how you're popping and locking with reindeer. Yeah yeah,
well is popping locking ask dance, No man popping and

(27:53):
lock into this not at all foundations of hip hop. Alright, guys,
let's talk about less important from more important to less important.
Uh let's blow that whistle. Oh uh so let's check
in what this is all. This all goes back to
Trump wanting the Russia story to not be true. That yeah,

(28:19):
I mean, I think right right now, we are so
focused on this idea of like this call with Ukraine
to lean on another government to do dirty work is bad.
But that's like saying a sentence were like that guy
is smoking a blunt indoors in public, versus like zooming
out go that guy's smoking a blunt indoors in a hospital,

(28:39):
more specifically in the neo natal intensive care you you
know what I mean. Like that's just part This is
one dimension. I think the bigger issue here is the
sort of everything that's been guiding a lot of his policy,
especially when it comes to Russian things like that, all
of the things in the Mother Important things that we've
all read about, has a lot to do with Putin's
desire to have sanctions lifted, you know, because that's what's

(29:01):
really fucking up their economy. The sanctions that Obama put
in place for meddling in the elections are hurting. And
also the sanctions that were put in place for Russia
invading Crimea. That's another set of sanctions that is fucking
Russia up. And again everyone is saying like, well, what's
the quid pro quo here? It was sort of like
if you get into office or whatever, you gotta funk
with us to get sanctions done, or even in a

(29:22):
very light way, because even when you talk about that
Trump Tower meeting, they you know, I think the obviously
the cover or the intention was when need to talk
about sanctions, not children's adoptions, as much as I'm sure
they care about that. So when you look at that, right,
every every sort of dimension of like what's going on
all kind of leads back to that. So whether it
was the CrowdStrike thing that he mentioned on the phone,

(29:43):
that is that is trying to discredit the origins of
the Mother Report, invalidate the Mother Report, even thoasically that
Ukraine was the ones who hacked the d N and
they worked with the Democrats to do that. So therefore,
but but hey man, I'm pretty sure the Muller are
totally exonerated, you though, right, Okay, but we si need
to discredit that, Okay, okay, let's keep that moving. Um.

(30:05):
And then I think this whole thing of even Bill
Barr going around the world right telling the Australians, the Italians,
even he was asking Boris Johnson in the UK to
be like, can you look into your intelligence services to
see if like they fucked up? Also like maybe make
up some ship so it'll help us, which he is
always down to do. Yeah. Well, I mean yeah, but
I think, well, Bill Barr now at this point is

(30:25):
completely advocate completely um, abandoned his responsibilities and duties as
like the attorney general and now just like an agent
for for the president. Um. But when you look at
those things too, that is a You're gonna just weaken completely,
weaken our even further our relationships with other intelligence apparatus
is at apparati sees I don't know, the properti operati

(30:48):
operatus operatics around the world and again operatic um and
again discrediting the Mother Report and the the fact that
Russia interfered in the elections because if they do that,
and they can say well, actually, now we have a
pretext to say it wasn't Russia, then you could lift
those sanctions, and you know logically that would be able

(31:11):
way to do that. So the Trump administration is just
like a single like policy arm of Putin's Kremlin. Yeah, well,
I mean it all comes back to I mean every
like all this stuff has if you really play it
out and and do the you know, look down and
down the road, it eventually benefits vitamin Putin. Right and
again with the Zelenski thing, I know we're looking or

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the media right now, the attention rightly is on the
president of using his power, his office, the taxpayer, the
stature of the United States to lean on a foreign leader.
But um, President Zelenski just uh like a few days
ago said that he was agreeing to the Steinmeyer formula,
which is this formula that was put together by the

(31:55):
president of well now current president of Germany. Um. That
was an agreement that would essentially say that fair elections
or there will be elections held in the separatist held
parts of Ukraine under Ukrainian law and under the supervision
of the os c E, which is this group of Ukraine, Russia,
France and Germany to try and figure out how to
make peace in Ukraine. And if the os they say okay,

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if this voting is free and fair, then there will
be a special self governing status for those territories and
then Ukraine will be returned, so like you'll get your
land back. But essentially they can vote in like a
semi autonomous status for themselves in which Russia will be
able to sway that region politically. Um. And so what
that means is if this is used to bring them

(32:39):
to the table, Ukraine to the table to negotiate with
Vladimir Putin, that they could technically end the aggression or
the invasion in Ukraine and then there would no longer
be sanctions again. So with Trump basically dragging his feet
with the defense for Zelenski was like I need javelins
to fight fucking Russia, Like what the fund is the

(33:00):
going on like and the dragging defeat that creates, And
I'm sure probably some bit of fear within Zelenski of like, funk,
I don't know how I'm gonna defend my own country
and then so what's my next option? Do I fucking
go to the table to fucking negotiate with Vladimir Putin
just to end this ship, because he did say he
wanted to end the war. But there's a lot of

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like these are all sort of knock on effects that eventually,
like if this does work out and they do come
to a deal, which Trump has been saying, I think
Zelenski is going to make a deal or whatever, it's
ultimately could affect the sanctions to and give Russia additional
sanctions relief. So it's a very like I mean, again,
there's so many fucking fluce ends and threads to mind

(33:43):
and things like that that again coming back to Putin
getting what he wants, yeah, or but again, you know,
we just don't know right what the funk is going
on because there's so much stuff that's classified to that
like we really need answers for and clearly the White
House strategies just to drag their feet and be like, well,
you know, I know they say they want this ship
and if you weeks, but like we'll just like, I mean,
their options are, do they add another article of impeachment

(34:05):
to the president for obstructing Congress, or do they show
them the receipts that would actually even make the ship worse?
So I wonder if their calculus is like, fuck it,
we'll just take the obstruction thing, because if they never
see this, then then you only have to face like,
I don't know, it's just a very uh many cynical
ways to look at sort of what's happening. And a
lot of people in Ukraine are very upset about this,

(34:26):
the possibility of them going to the table with Putin,
and I mean the overall consequence of all this ship
is you know, giving Putin what he wants is scary
because he is he will take advantage of that. Any
any like weak spots that he sees in other countries,
he will you know, exploit those. Yeah, that's why you

(34:48):
need a strong US government. And that's why the consequence
of having this particular US government is you know, scary
and will end in a lot of people dying in
other countries probably and on need that right like you know,
like I would say, like maybe a year and a
half ago, were like, imagine what this president will do
if like it's back really against the wall. Like we're

(35:08):
starting to see that the complete I mean, we're very
slowly drifting into being like yeo, man, we'll do whatever
the funk we want. We'll fucking we will suppress dissent,
we will fucking out whistle blowers, we will I'll send
the Attorney general to try and course other governments to
spin ship, and the Attorney General will stop acting as
an attorney general altogether. Right, And it's all out in

(35:31):
the open, and we are slowly crossing that rubicon. And
I think that's a really important thing to remember here,
Like this is very very fucked up and dangerous. And
if we're like, if we're being like, oh, well, you know,
like doing this is getting like every day there's some
other new transgression, other violation or whatever that's coming up,
and we're like, oh my god, Wow, they're really fucking up.

(35:53):
But it's like, no, they're really trying to pull some
ship too. And I think it's important that I don't know,
in what way, we really need a lot of the
Republican members of Congress to fucking stand up or say something,
or just put themselves on the record. Even if you
want to cape for the president, then do that so
people can very clearly say, Okay, you're fucking part of
this whole ship too. Write it seems like a lot

(36:14):
of Republican senators are just kind of staying quiet because
they can't bring themselves to back him since what he's
doing is so transparently bad. But they haven't spoken in
three years, I mean, have lost their voices altogether. Yeah,
I mean so a new poll revealed that only forty
of Republicans are willing to admit that Trump quote probably

(36:37):
mentioned Biden and his son during his call with the
Ukrainian Prime minister over I think it's a quarter said
that they didn't. He wasn't mentioned, He didn't mention that
at all. This poll was conducted September twenty three through
the twenty ninth, So, Uh, he released the actual text

(36:58):
or the memo the had basically a description of him,
you know, pressuring Zelensky to dig up dirt right like
on September. So this entire poll was conducted in the aftermath. Uh.
And yeah, I mean I've I've done a mental health

(37:22):
experiment where I've been listening to the Fox News UH
satellite radio channel over the past for the articles trying
not to steer into oncoming traffic. And it's just interesting
because everything you hear on that channel is just them
being like, well now it's really collapsing back on the
Democrats because they really like, now their whole story has

(37:46):
fallen apart. It's all. It's all just. I mean, there
are some like moments of realization where people are like
and yeah, this is really bad, and yeah, well it's
over there. Because even when I watch, like there's it's
it is very frustrating because the way they're just their
rationalizations are just sort of like, well, you know Biden

(38:08):
is bad too, and you know it's not going to
be good for him either, so it's like half acknowledging
maybe this is bad, but then also being like, but
don't worry, and then a lot of times just straight
up line right. And I would say, I mean as
a as a dumb person speaking on behalf of dumb
people with a tworking mummy, I mean as speaking for
the tworking mommy democratic twerking mummy mummy. It's much like

(38:33):
the Mueller story. This is an extraordinarily difficult to follow
political story for someone who isn't checking political news every
second of every day, which is not gonna help any
you know. And it's like I feel like that's almost
I mean, obviously there's a lot of stupidity going on,
but it does feel like it's by design to some
extent of just to like add in these like bizarre

(38:56):
They're like, oh, Joe Biden is involved. You don't like
Joe Biden, so maybe this is like you know, and
and just sort of adding in. I don't know, like
they're just every time I check on this story, which
I has been like once every two days, it's completely
mutated and is no longer like it's just yeah, I've
I've been extremely skullfully because right now or on Wednesday,

(39:17):
the Inspector General for the State Department, like the State
Department watchdog contacted the Congress like the night before. It
was like I need to speak with people urgently about
something the like like congressional staffers for the Senate and
House of being like so it was almost like emergency
T report, I need to see I need to speak

(39:38):
with you, and that's happening on when that that was
going on on Wednesday. UM, I'm not quite sure at
the time as we record this, it's not clear what
was said, but I know there are some There was
some talk about how UM Mike pomp Pale was asking
what could be done to quote like discipline UM State
State Department staffers who were going to cooperate with Congress.

(40:02):
Now I don't I don't know if it has anything
to do with that, but that was another thing floating
out there. But if that was, that's completely illegal. Like
how do we fucking punish people for doing the job.
So again, cool, this is like sort of the where
we're headed now, Like it's not even I don't know, yeah,
I mean, it's it's unprecedented that we have just two

(40:24):
different like media ecosystems and like that there is one
media ecosystem that refuses to say anything bad about the Republicans,
and like they're going to use that to do really
corrupt ship like they'll most powerful people will do as
will be as corrupt as you let them be. And

(40:45):
like they just they have it built so that they
can get away with a ton of ships. So they're
going to do that until people start getting the message.
And doesn't seem like anybody, I mean, it seems like
things are like this does seem to be slightly different.
CBS News you Gov poul released Sunday showed majority support

(41:07):
for an impeachment inquiry, with fifty of respondence nationwide in
favor and forty percent opposed. UH and a CNN Paul
indicated forty seven percent support for uh impeachment and removal
from office, with forty percent against. So it does seem
to be moving in a direction that would suggest that
people are at least aware, even if they're just like

(41:30):
following him on Twitter like it was just and he's
He's like, they're wasting their time on fucking bullshit. Yeah,
he's it's getting anyway, it's getting about. There's also the
fact that, I mean, his whole thing, he always goes
back to the fact that he has like an unprecedentedly
good economy. I think we have a quote from him

(41:53):
talking about what the annual percentage growth was going to
be under him, not three, not full, not far, not
six wow, seven wow. What is that, lebron Because so
at the at the Miami Heat like Big three like announcement,

(42:17):
they were like, how many titles are we gonna win?
Not seven, not a and they want to and how
much Trump was saying, I'll just read this quote years
from now. They can make it even more generous if
we can get the economy like it should be. The
economy now is it three percent? It wasn't was it?
It's been averaging two point three since the recession. Nobody

(42:40):
thought it could be anywhere close. I think it could
go to four five maybe and then six ultimately two
point five trillion. We are back. We are really going
to start to rock. There was like a little blip

(43:03):
after the tax cut, which is what we were saying
at the time, you know, most realistic people were suggesting
was going to happen. Is it would be like you know,
junk food or you know, like sugar. It would like
burn really fast. I get like some cheap calories, and
then they would just turn off and go back to
what it was before. Except now inequality, which was already

(43:27):
the biggest problem in American society, would be even more
because after the tax cuts, like you're giving way more
of the money to corporations and way less two people. Yeah.
The one thing, um, just when I think about this, right,
because that's one the one thing people were worried that
Trump would be able to hang his hat on, was

(43:47):
the economy just doing somewhat well. Was also like the
other the other thing I'm starting to see on Fox
a lot of pundits say, like at least trying to
figure out the possible messaging for reelection would be like, look,
the doesn't it just has to say, like I've I
have a plan to make America great, but these Democrats
they just won't allow me to do anything and meet

(44:08):
me to the table. So like, it's hard for me
to follow through on that stuff when I have all
these democrats here. So please, you know, let's look, let's
let's book these democrats out and then we can finally
get down to it. It's like, you you controlled the
House and the Senate, right, how what then what are
you talking about? Like that's that's not gonna work. It's
a very like and again shout out to Kennedy from

(44:29):
MTV for all my all my elder millennials who remember
the MTV VJ Kennedy and she's now fucking libertarian, yes,
and she's she's like, you know, and I think it's
really I think it's just really absurd for Democrats to
talk about all this stuff that, you know, that they're
trying to do, because you know, at the end of
the day, if it can't pass the Senate, then what's

(44:50):
the point of even passing all these bills? Like Nancy
Pelosi is just trying to make these things, you know,
look like they're doing work, but if it can't pass
the Senate, then it's just a waste of time. And
but no acknowledgment of like they're passing bills, why doesn't
the president look at them and say, well, okay, what
do we what's the what's the middle here? But again,
he's not here to govern, he's here to basically escape

(45:10):
crimes that he's committed. Um, so you know we all win. Yeah,
the uh safe conclusion. Hey it's American baby losers take all.
That's right. All right, we're gonna take a quick break
and we'll be back, and we're back fall. It's weird

(45:44):
because it kind of a Southern accent, but then the
music is very like I mean, in a way, it
is very like a Southern draw mummy with a big
bud who knew how to work. I will kind of
laugh if I was at a costume show and they're like,
what about you, mommy, what's your just like isolating his butt,

(46:04):
Like alright, Southern mummy, I mean you just pitched the
origin story for the twerking Mummy that I think Disney needs.
I'm ready, I'm ready put it in the extended universe
of anything. Alright, quick shout out to Bernie Sanders had
to have a heart procedure and is suspending his campaign

(46:28):
or at least all campaign events for the foreseeable future
while he recovers. It looks like it'll just be a
couple of days, and it's and and when the procedure
he had done is like extremely extremely common George had. Yeah,
I just I always were like the second like someone
a progressive candidate gets sick, right, the mainstream media is

(46:49):
looking for any excuse to write this dude off. Yeah,
and it's already been you know, a fox are going
to be like his heart's going to explode or some
like it's like yelling Caro when Joe Biden is I exploded?
Like the Yeah, I just I don't know, somewhat Bernie
friendly because they think that he'd be easy to be

(47:10):
right because they think their socialism equals venezuela and everyone's
eating each other. Line is like the best takedown. But already,
I mean, even the way that some media outlets are
reporting on it, they make it, they make it sound
like like the I don't even I think I saw
like a Twitter moment where it made it sound like
the campaign was off and then if you read the story,
it's like probably for a couple of days. Yeah, yeah, well,

(47:32):
and I even saw like even pundits who are like
sort of the center left, like you know, the people
who like talk woke, but at the end of the day,
like it's down to like Wall Street and working people.
They're picking Wall Street. Like one person sort of quote
tweeted like what happened because they said he had some
chest discomfort and like his breathing or whatever. And they're like,
are they just describing a heart attack and just very

(47:55):
disingenuously just being like, oh yeah, maybe had a heart attack.
Maybe he's gonna die. And I don't know. I'm just
it and I'm just reading what they're saying, you know,
um yeah, and he's okay. It sounds like he's okay.
His wife said he's fine. Yeah yeah. I mean again,
you know, it's it's a it's nothing. It seemed like
nothing too serious. But do you remember that time Hillary

(48:16):
coughed like that? And that's I think she wasn't even
a progressive candidate, so that's reasonable because that's the lovely
takedown that they like to do, or like she fell
down a step back when we did boyd watch. I
remember the National Enchoir was always like yes, apparently. The
story that kept like when they were doing focus group

(48:39):
testing of Hillary Clinton. The story that like prior to
the seen election and after the election, uh and to
this day uh still comes up is that she has
a kill list. Oh like, are you stark? Yeah? Fun? Yeah,
I just don't just don't let yourself get Twitter done

(48:59):
this story because most of the headlines are dogshit, I
am oh yeah, does it? It makes it sound like
the campaign is off for it's like a serious thing
when it's like a common procedure and he'll most likely
be back in a couple of days. Uh. Let's talk
about Amber Geiger. Yeah, the convicted murderer of Botham John. Yeah,
I um shocked. Yeah, that was a little bit. Jury

(49:24):
convicted a police officer who murdered an unarmed black man
who was eating ice cream in his own home, in
his own motherfucking home, was charged with murderer. Um wow. Great.
One thing that I think that a lot of people
pointing out the jury was actually pretty diverse, which again,

(49:46):
y'all do not dug out a jury duty because sometimes
there needs to be people in there who understand what
the fund is really going on in this country to
be able to advocate for people on trial and get justice.
So I do you know, thank God for these jurors
for seeing right through it, because her defense they tried
to do all kinds of things. They were trying to say, like, well,
she thought she was in her own home, so she
may have been standing her ground, like no, like don't

(50:09):
even don't even try. They rejected that. They're like, fuck
your man, slaughter charge. We're going with murder. Um. She
did think she was in her own home though, right
she just whatever she thought she was. I feel like
I still haven't heard an explanation of like what the
funk she was doing. It's an irrelevant even if she
thought she was in her own home. If you're gonna
if let's say someone's in your house and they were

(50:30):
sitting on the couch and your copy of like okay,
i'n't shot this dude right here, you couldn't just leave,
call for backup or something. Whatever the funk was. It
just everything just smacked of just someone who probably was
always looking to maybe just like give me a reason.
Yeah you know what I mean, the type of person
and right now and she's in her sentencing phase, and
the prosecution um much that her defense was very upset

(50:54):
about this. They were allowed to introduce some of her
text messages to sort of give a little context to
what kind of police officer and human beings she was
is um and they are very good because considering she
murdered an unarmed black man in his own home. Uh.
There's one chain of text messages between her and some
other police officers because they were working on Martin Luther

(51:15):
King Junior Day parade. One of the people in the
chain asked, when does this end? L O L. Geiger replied,
when MLK is dead? Oh wait, MLK death jokes. And
then then again um, in September four, So this is
maybe a few like a week or two before the

(51:35):
actual murder happened. Um. Someone was trying to offer Geiger
a German shepherd and said and then like the part
of the text that they show it says in response,
he's like, I'm gonna give this German shepherd although she
may be racist. Geiger responds, I wish I could have one,
but not in this apartment smaller than my old one.
Then seconds later it's okay, I'm the same Okay, so

(51:59):
you know, like they're a lot, and I think the
defense was like, well, we don't want to take these
things out of context. Clearly she was out here being
like like she's very much uh says ship like this
out loud, is comfortable saying that I'm racist too, that
that should actually factor in and what happened here, because
I don't know what the same I'm sure the situation
might be different if she saw maybe a different person, Yeah, yeah, absolutely,

(52:23):
or maybe she didn't even you know, maybe she really
did know whose apartment she wasn't I don't but again,
but either way, it's like, yeah, I was very pleasantly
surprised to hear that justice was actually served there. Yeah. Absolutely. Um,
all right, this next story, UH has a couple of

(52:44):
different questions. I want to ask you guys. So a
psychiatrist studied four hundred different movies and looked for characters
that could be specifically diagnosed as psychopaths and then rated
them on like how realistic they are as psychopaths? Interesting
use of one's time? Yes, three years it took Uh

(53:05):
that's like an out of work psychiatrist gig Yeah, like viral,
you're not going to work today, I'm doing my study.
I'm doing my little professor of psychiatry. So, um, you know,
a lot of a lot of free time. Was this
this sort of sort of ascertain how unrealistic the portrayal

(53:28):
of like people who might truly be psychopaths are or
just being like these are the most loot psychopaths in movies. Yeah, so,
I mean, I think just in general, I don't I
don't know that they went in with a specific instagram
as much as they probably recognized that movie characters define
how we like imagine things happening in real life because movies,

(53:52):
some of them kind of give us some of the
wildest misconceptions about reality. Yes, so some extremely iconic ecopathic
characters that who they found weren't realistic Hannibal Lecter, Norman Bates,
Patrick Bateman, uh and Gordon Gecko for some reason, they
I guess, yeah, that's kind of a psychopathic character. But

(54:14):
they were saying that, uh, those characters were more just
a collection of movie tropes of like villain movies, but
not really uh like the actual like clinical findings around psychopathy. Uh.
Anton Sugar though is from No Country for Oldman, is

(54:35):
the most realistic along with the guy from m the
old movie. It's like a German movie where it's just
about like a killer killer, like a child serial killer.
Um and Henry Portrait of a serial Killer, which I mean,
if you're going to call your movie that, then hopefully

(54:56):
do some research. I just yeah, there. We talked about
this on the back Tolock cast a lot of just
like how awful mental illness is generally portraying movies and
like bordering on I mean, it's something it's usually just
a pile of tropes, but then sometimes they will present
you with a pile of tropes and then put an
actual label on it, and I feel like um or

(55:21):
something like yeah, and then there's um like a multiple
personality personalities is very often like they call that schizophrenic,
even though like those are not the same thing at all. Yeah,
there's just like so little understanding and it's always like
demonized and horrible, and it's and and the people that
this list qualifies as um like actually fitting the bill

(55:43):
and I'd be like interested in how this was conducted.
But aren't like really super famous movie characters like or
compared to Hannibal, Elector Norman Bates, Patrick Bateman that whole bit. Yeah,
and I wonder it was the only one, like, well,
let's just get bad guys when I wonder how many
agonists of a film could be like actually that there's
so if if ze Gang has some examples of like

(56:07):
movies where mental illness is written, well, uh, I always
assume that it's bad, like a portrayal. Through constantly looking
at film and stuff like that, that you felt that
this is one that isn't just used to sort of
give a character or sensationalized dimension for the purpose of drama.
Not that I get to go off the top of

(56:28):
my head, you know, it's like uh yeah, I mean
because because it's always used for like dramatic or comedic
effect like either pull on that like playing someone's mental
illness for to heightened drama, or playing someone's mental illness
to make a joke. Like neither of it is smart
to do. So I don't I don't know. I guess
I um, I have to think on it, but not

(56:50):
that I can think of. So. One other thing they
found is that the character has got more realistic with time, um,
which raise a question I've had, like I feel like
actors acting has gotten better with time. So I've always
kind of had this philosophical question, are actors like better

(57:12):
today or did people just behave differently back in the day,
because like when I watch a movie in the forties
or from the forties or fifties, um, I can immediately
just be like, oh, they're acting like there's like something
effect generally more broad. And they were also using fake
ass accents in the like movies from the forties and

(57:33):
Northeastern they were using the Transatlantic accent which never even existed,
which was like, so that made in a lab for movies.
It's just like, so they were worse actors. Yeah, well,
I think also to we just have an abundance of
information now we can actually tap into, like if you're
you know, a method actor or something or whatever, technique
using like you could look at all kinds of research

(57:54):
to be show up and do your job. Harassed the
crew Jim Carrey leave people alone with a movie where
he was in the movie. Yes, just being as like
people who are making not one percent of what you're
making is like I'm playing a prank on you. Was like,
fuck you man. Method actors pissed me off. You very

(58:16):
rarely see a woman you very rarely see a woman
do method acting because she would be fucking fired. Yeah right, exactly. Yeah,
I mean I think that's a sort of a way
to be, like, yeah, the way I'm going to get
into this is just like indulge whatever like ship is
in me to become. Yeah, yeah, like I just want
to be a dick, so let me just do it, right.
They're my favorite example of men and acting is I

(58:39):
guess Tom Hardy was method acting when he's playing mad Max,
which like not necessary he has two lines, but but
I guess like he was method acting. Charlie's then is
just a professional actor. And so so there's like this
interview she did where she was like, yeah, Tom was
just like, you know, over there, just kind of brooding,
and I would show up, you don't talk to the crew,

(59:00):
say hi, and then I would do the scene. I
was like, yeah, that sounds like the job. It's acting right,
right right. It's like that moment in Extras where Ian
McAllen is explaining his acting method to Ricky Gervas and
he's like, and how do I act? So I'm certain
insert Ian action Wizard the whole. Yeah, all all method

(59:24):
actors that were familiar with our arrogant white dudes with
purpose Like it's just like they're the people who can
get away with it. Yeah. The one example that I
have I find interesting is when what's his name Daniel
day Lewis played Abraham Lincoln because he had to like
wasn't like a phone policy, no technology, Like he had

(59:44):
to be like a really like kind and inspiring person
for a year like just around like how do you
embody Abraham Lincoln? Like on and offset like, yeah it does.
I do feel like most of the time it's just
like an excuse to be an asshole. Yeah, it was
just an excuse. I would fun with somebody whose method

(01:00:05):
acting as Abraham Lincoln. I would just to see, like, oh,
is that what Abe would do? Just to keep Really
that's interesting choice? Am I? Who am I talking to now?
Because what I just saw was not Abe. Well, even
like the stories about like what Keen Phoenix on the
set of Joker, where he was like an absolute method
asshole to everyone except Robert de Niro and then he'll
beat what Keen Phoenix and it's like, okay, so you

(01:00:27):
just treat people you don't respect like garbage, that's what
you're saying. Yes, also a big fan, big fan. Yeah,
apparently there's a leaked tape that will play on a
future episode where he's has a meltdown. Oh I heard
that little diva A little diva moment between didn't you're
talking about the one between DeNiro and Joaquin Phoenix. There's

(01:00:49):
also an interview where somebody asks Joaquin Phoenix. This was
in our episode, uh yesterday or in the article at
our writer Jam mcnabbro yesterday for about the Joker. Somebody
asked walking Phoenix like, so, you know, have you thought

(01:01:10):
about the possibility that this would inspire people who are
in cels? Is this the interview who? When he ran away,
he goes why why would you and ran out of
the room and then came back was like, sorry, I
had just never considered that you would ask that question.
I'm sorry, I've never I've literally never thought of another

(01:01:31):
person before. I guess it's actually really hard. I'm sure
based on what he's been saying, is the director they're
going to be like yeah, he was like including comedy.
It was liked no one knew you were here, Like
there god, babies, exhausting babies. What were we talking about? Oh? Yes,

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which is a form of line which transitions lens is
brought to by lenscrafters. Word on the street is lying
to your kids can make them lives. Well, there's I mean,
you know study that was done in Singapore, but it
was like in conjunction with like the University of Toronto,
you see San Diego Chinese University. They were all kind

(01:02:19):
of figuring out like what is the effect when parents
lie to their children? And what about Santa Claus and
Chip Well no, I also just ship being like did
your parents ever be like, Yo, if you don't knock
that off, I'm gonna call the police. Yeah, and they're
gonna arrest you. This. That is something that I try
to that do more do Like I always try to

(01:02:40):
just create elaborate scenarios that will terrify like George Bluth
and arrested development the guy with the one arm. Try
and steer clear of doing that stuff where you like
make up some circumstari because like you just don't want
to so I want used to tell me all the
time that she would she would reply me to the

(01:03:00):
police like she was just like if it came down
to it, if I thought you would learn a lesson,
I would call the cops on you. I was like, WHOA, yeah,
she still says it sometimes. Well there, Um. They asked
a few like young adults, because they wanted people who
are still somewhat close to their childhood and but now
adults to be able to sort of have those memories.
And they said there were adults who reported being lied

(01:03:21):
to more as children were more likely to report lying
to their parents in their adulthood, and they also faith
they said. They also said they faced these young adults
greater difficulty in meeting psychological and social challenges. So they
have these like adjustment difficulties, like being disruptive, or they're
experiencing of guilt and shame, or like having selfish or
manipulative characteristics like those. A lot of those people were

(01:03:45):
like feeling that because they would be like, yeah, my
parents would like say ship like this or whatever to
get me to just believe them on something. Um. But
they said then they go on. One of the lead
authors says, quote parenting by lying can seemed as save time,
especially when the real reasons behind why parents want children
to do something is complicated to explain. When parents tell
their children that honesty is the best policy, but display

(01:04:06):
dishonesty by lying. Such behavior can send conflicting messages to
their children and parents dishonesty may eventually a road trust
and promote dishonesty and children. Um. I think that's general,
especially like your kids are smarter than you think they are.
They're going to know that you're lying before you think
they do. So, like, don't just find a way, like

(01:04:28):
spend your energy on finding a good way to explain
the truth rather than like making up some bullshit policy
was just break him off with blunt truth. If he's
asking for it, I'm like, oh my, what's crack? And
he's like, it's a drug that's made with cocaine and people.
And I'm like, wow, writing a song and I only
tried it a couple of times. Yeah, but I think

(01:04:49):
it is good to be honest because like as a child,
if you really do have that curiosity and you can
explain it to them in a way that maybe isn't gonna,
you know, completely funk up their worldview in a way
that might stunt their growth emotionally or something. Yeah, you
do feel a little. You're like, oh that's good, I'm
getting information. I'm learning this person I can trust and
now I feel a little more. It also helps you

(01:05:10):
feel a little more like, I don't know, as a kid,
if you have questions that are answered more things, there's
less uncertainty to you. Yeah, and none, you know. I
mean it does like it's scary, but there's more general trust.
I don't like, I even like appreciate it. When I
was younger, were like if my dad brought up the
possibility that like parents will behave hypocritically even like acknowledging that.

(01:05:33):
I was like, okay, so at least you know, and
and they would they would do that thing where they're like, yeah,
I don't do what we do, or you'll be like
your life will suck fuck r Yeah. But his friends
with cam Neely right, yeah, before he told you that,
Before he told you that, did he turn his chair
around and sit on it backwards and put his hand

(01:05:55):
over it? But the yeah yeahwards hat Yeah, like this
just pures your ear in the bathroom. I think I
did it wrong. No, I was like I would. I
would ask my dad why he wouldn't stop smoking, and
he'd be like, you can't smoke because do you know
what my lungs look like? Fucking trash is like that.
He's like, I'm not I'm not a healthy man, and

(01:06:15):
I don't know how long I'm going to live. You're like,
he said that, Yeah, I don't know how I'm long
I'm going to live, which you probably shouldn't say your kids,
how old are you? I mean, you're still too young
to hear that? I think, well, I've been maybe like
eight or nine. Yeah, where like my parents would constantly
because it was like they knew they shouldn't have been smoking. Question,

(01:06:39):
I don't smoke. I don't jewel see boom. I mean,
and you're the only person under the age thirty who
doesn't jewel ever met? Because I heard I heard like
kids are just going home telling their moms. You know, mom,
I want to I want to vape. Have you seen
that clip? No? No, it's best? All right? Well, speaking

(01:07:01):
of respecting our parents, I think we should declare war
on baby boomers. Yeah. What a Florida baby boomer was
caught on video cutting brake lines of uh scooters of
like public scooters. Uh. And I think that's as much
a declaration of war as we can get. I mean,

(01:07:22):
what break I think next? First out there poisoning our vapes?
I think that's what's that's what's happening. I think that's
poisoning our avocados, right you with my avocados. Bro It's
it's ugly, Dad and mom. Uh. I don't think I
won't bring this ship straight to my own doorstep anyways.

(01:07:42):
What the fun is A guy was just I'm sure
he's been arrested, but they don't have a motive or anything.
They haven't explained a motive. He was caught doing it
like a dozen times over the course of a year.
Holy shit. I mean you find out pretty quickly though,
if that the brakes aren't working on them. There is
something that makes people irrationally angry about those scooters. I mean,

(01:08:03):
you know why, because they're in the fucking way. But
but I'm not saying I think I'm pro No, No,
I'm not against them. I'm saying I'm you know, I
have my mother's voice rings in my head. So when
I see she just strewn about on the floor, I'm like,
pick that ship up, you know what I mean. So
I think should not be strewn on the floor, That's
what I mean. And I understand because I think for

(01:08:24):
like those like last mile type commuters, that's perfect or
for me like going to my house to like a
metro station fucking quick. I mean, rather than walking fifteen
my boyfriend blazing towards me on a line. I get
all horned up and then he comes up like does
a like spin, just sits up. What's on the back,

(01:08:49):
Pop on the back the weight limits, so we'll see
how fastest thing goes. But hop on the back we're
going to wholefully. He doesn't even say anything. He just
throws a helmet too. That's he's like hey, He's like,
he's like, not you the twerquing mummy. Uh ship, well, Jamie, Yeah,
it's been so fun, haven't you. Oh it's always pledge?

(01:09:12):
What a pledge? Where can people find you? I find
me online at Jamie Loft has help on Twitter, Uh,
Jamie Cryt superstar on Instagram. I got some some stand
up shows coming up in d c Uh if you're
a d c Z Gang eighteenth and nineteen, I'll be
doing uh stand up there and uh oh yeah, I

(01:09:36):
watched the new season and Robot Chicken. I'm pretty sure
this weekend, um my my sketch about Cheetoh fingers is airing.
Oh ship, Yeah, what was a joke. Somebody like shouted
out that you had written oh h that it was
sketcher called fourth Wall Rehab where it's just like characters
who break the fourth wall. You know it's rout, but yeah,

(01:09:59):
it is making a demon of Jim from the office
and saying, yeah, he bullied an autistic beat farmer into movie. Yeah,
I think that's a very good point. Thank you, bad guy. Yeah, Jim. Also,
John Krasinski refused a voice. He's like, I don't do
Jim anymore like Jack Ryan. I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry,

(01:10:19):
Jack Ryan. I do like dog Whistle, like Neo Cohn
Entertainment now Neo Khn Horror. Yeah, yeah, that guy. Him
and Chris Chris Pratt, Pratt, Chris Prett. Yeah, Chris Pratt
can go on and Island and fund themselves. Yeah, Chris Pett,

(01:10:39):
they're both like secret is in my mind? Well, they're
probably not. Chris Pratt rude, dude, I mean I've heard
he's rude. Is he rude? That's what he was rude
to one of my favorite comedians who told me on
a podcast I heard on a podcast. But he was like,
but oh wait told me you said you mean you
heard it on. You know, that's how we experienced podcasts. Uh, Miles,

(01:11:07):
where can people find you? Find me? Follow me on
Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray. Um, there are
a few times I never asked you if you had
a tweet you liked Jamie. Oh sorry, I need a
sicken too. Anyway, Okay, let me do my I'll give
you plenty of time. First ones from Dana Donnelly at

(01:11:29):
Dana donn Lee uh TV pilots in like her boyfriend
dumped her for her roommate who was also her mom,
who was also her employer. Now single, homeless, with no
family or no job, Victoria has no choice but to
join a farming commune run by her high school sweetheart
and his new wife. Oh wow, um yeah, maybe another

(01:11:54):
one and it's really it's really hard to tell. Another
one is uh from h H bomb at h Bomber Guy.
It says when someone says people don't want comedies anymore,
that's not entirely true. The truth is people didn't want
the Hangover Part three uh, And then one more from
Dana Donnelly at Danta Donnely My plan to lose weight

(01:12:16):
by parking far away from the places I'm going may
seem silly. How's walking an extra hundred feet gonna do anything?
You might think, But look closer. I'm creating a very
unique opportunity for myself to be kidnapped, kidnapped, and then
starved in a dungeon. Wow, Dana da By the way,
I prefer kidnapped as a kidnapped. I've been kidnapped. Also

(01:12:42):
October six, seven pm, Hungry Brain in Chicago, you can
see Superproducer and Hosnia and Sharine Units doing Ethnically Ambiguous
live for the Chicago Podcast Festival. So get your tickets,
pull up represent if you're not there and in the air,
you're not ziking? Sure, thank you and what have you loftus?

(01:13:05):
I'm gonna shout out a Cat co On tweet. I
love cat Her. It's when I do the dishes in
my apartment. I'm like, okay, I'm in a play. All
her tweets are the best thing ever. So good. Okay,

(01:13:28):
done more at cats Cohen, Hell yeah, only less. On
the subject of baby boomers, Josh Gondolman Twitter truly incredible
baby boomer move was deciding that all rock music by
bands they like is classic, no matter when it was
made or whether it's good. You can find me on
Twitter at Jack Underscore Brian. You can find us on

(01:13:50):
Twitter at Daily Zygys. We're at The Daily Zeys on Instagram,
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We link off to the information that we talked about
today's episode, as well as the song we ride out
on miles What's not going to be Today? This is
a track from washed Out, not brand new music from

(01:14:11):
I don't know that album Strummelow like came out a
while ago. I think this one is called floating By.
You know, if you get into um washed Out, if
you aren't already into washed Out. Yeah, theme song, I
ever heard of it? Yeah? Ever heard of it? And
also I did play one of his early early tracks
when like a year ago or two years ago when

(01:14:33):
we did a four twenty episode where I was only
doing like weed based things. He's a track claud I
think marijuana also really cool instrumental, but anyway, this is
floating By with his dreamy, dreamy vocals. Hey, hell yeah.
The Daily ze Guys to the production of Our Heart
Radio for more podcasts. From my heart Radio as the

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