September 13, 2023 • 60 mins
In episode 1546, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Liz Barrett, to discuss… McCarthy Announces Impeachment Inquiry With No House Vote, Feels Like There’s More and More Interest In / Pressure On a Biden Alternative, DraftKings Walks Back 9/11-Themed Promotion, Gatorade Unveils Brand New Hydrating Sports Drink Called… Water? And more!
- McCarthy Announces Impeachment Inquiry With No House Vote
- McCarthy says impeachment inquiry would require House vote
- Biden impeachment inquiry: House to investigate president's 'corruption'
- NEW POLL: Majority of Voters in the 18 GOP House Districts Won by President Biden Think Impeachment Inquiry into Biden Would Be More About Helping Trump than Finding the Truth
- New poll shows battleground voters doubt GOP's plan to impeach Biden
- The Memo: Five Democratic alternatives if President Biden exits the 2024 race
- Fact Check-Clip does not show Biden asleep at Lahaina event
- DraftKings Walks Back 9/11-Themed Promotion
- 9/11-themed mattress ad might be most offensive commercial ever
- People Are Furious About This Shocking 9/11-Themed Mattress Commercial
- Gatorade Unveils Brand New Hydrating Sports Drink Called… Water?
- Parched Americans can't stop chugging Cool Blue Gatorade
- Gatorade’s New Drink Is Shockingly Simple
- Does alkaline water live up to the hype?
- Functional Water: Fact or Fiction?
- No, Drinking Alkaline Water Will Not Treat Or Prevent Cancer
- Alkaline Water: A Critical Review
- The dubious science of Dr. Luke's Core brand: inside the premium bottled water industry
- You Don’t Need Sports Drinks To Stay Hydrated
- Is Gatorade actually better than water?
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season three or four,
episode two of.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Dr dy'sy Guyday.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Production of iHeartRadio. This is Well. This is a podcast
where we take you got New America share consciousness. And
it is Wednesday, September thirteenth, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, thank you for that, honest rational
intrust you yell, but it is National Being a Day,
National Tape kids saying over the kitchen Day, Positive Thinking, Day,
Day Out programmer National bald is beautiful day. Shot all
my fellow Balds and Uncle Sam Day.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Not sure what that is, but hey, we're here. It's
September thirteenth, surf just a day to celebrate Uncle Sam,
one of the coolest, the coolest uncle. We have the
mythic mythological figures with Santa Claus and Easter Bunny. There
is always Uncle Sam. The War one.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it like wants you to go to war.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I want you to help anyways. My name is Jack
O'Brien aka my o zom vacation far away, will come
around and toke it over. Okay, so many things that
I want from Gray, you know. I like my thighs
(01:23):
a little bit plumper. I just want to hear the
day Leza. I don't want to lose the day Leza.
That is Curtis. The cast were all Casanova. That is Outfield.
Your lose your love maybe is what it's called. I
don't know. I found out about that song like four
(01:46):
years ago from a Christianamagucci main Aka, and now it's
been in steady rotation.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You've never heard that song?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I hadn't, like. I guess I probably did when I
was a kid, but I didn't really know it. I
was like, what is this about?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I feel like I was like it was like a
main stay on like sort of like EES radio.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, I feel like I heard it on some boomboxes
when I was a child.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Boom boxes Okay, some boom boxes okay, yeah right, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
And I am thrilled, of course, to be joined by
my co host, mister Miles Gray Miles Preyk.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I've got another confession to make. I'm a.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Or are you food and trained to think? This is
a lie? We just got not prisist. We're gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Is my gog getting the best?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The best? The best?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
My best is sex. Shout out to JM you sik
One obviously talking about food fighters, but obviously talking about
how every smart car is spying on you and selling
your information, including your sexual activity, which is a revelation
we had not we had not experienced until that article
came out, So I still.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Don't believe it. But maybe having enough sex in the
right places, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think I need a data analyst that tell us
what information like data points, they're using to infer sexual activity?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Which sex? Did you know? I had my car because
my good car, my good car, Miles. We are thrilled
to be joined in our third seat by a very
funny stand up comedian. This new album get By is
that wherever fine comedy albums are sold in extream, it's
Liza Hello.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I feel like I should have prepared a song for you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, you got one, you have a song in your heart,
which on the spot right now?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I got nothing. I got nothing. I feel like I
had to do a parody song. I would have had
to prepare.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I always when people always say that, because that's a
common response when people see us. Scope absolutely just cumiliate
ourselves to the top of the show, is what's your
favorite karaoke song? And then maybe we could workshop it
from there, because that's a melody you know in your heart.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, I really haven't found my karaoke so on loves
Bang a Gong, which is a good one.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh yeah, I've done get.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It, get it on, and then I've done. It's raining, men,
but that's a total mistake. It goes on forever.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So was it a lot longer than you we suspect?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh? I think it goes out for like seven minutes,
Like it starts out really good, but then whatever, So
I stick to like Diamonds in the Stream I think
is a good Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's raining. It's Liz Barrett, Yeah, Liz Bearrett. Yeah, oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The weather goes five minutes twenty five seconds. That song
Squocky I told You, I Told You is one of
those things like when you do karaoke and like you're like,
I love the chorus of this song, so you select
to do it, and then you're like, oh no, this
is six minutes long. And I realized I only know
like one.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Third of I do free Bird and then just like
vibe out on the stage for seven minutes for the solo,
you sing the solo wow, ruining it man.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, but like the audience loses interest after a while.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's the most fucked up part of like mis selecting
a karaoke song is when you just lose the drunk
people that are friends, who have been so supportive all
the way through, and they're like on their phones.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah yeah, started lighting up their drunk faces.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You start to feel like a real loser.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah yeah, not me, never have.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I can tell that Jack.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Brimming with confidence.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You are you are?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
How where are you coming to us from.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
New York City.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Where we're New York City where we're.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Fighting lantern what's those lantern flies?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, the lantern They're like kind of colorful, and then
you just like stomp on them.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
They're pretty. But now so you're supposed to stomp on them.
But sometimes they fly, they like hop or fly or something.
So now we're supposed to have vinegar bottles with us
and spray them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The fuck.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I've got a lot of problems. I can't add that
to my list.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yeah, carrying the day. Yeah, they're like, Liz, we
need you to carry distilled vinegar in a spray bottle
at all time.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What I'm gonna need from you? Yeah? Why why is
that preferable to stomping on them. Wait, like a fucking
cruel person is like you really want to like watch
them dissolve, you want to see them.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm not slug, I'm not from New York. I know
not of New York things to this degree. What the
fuck are you even talking about with like islan, Oh
you got to stomp them?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Y you have to kill them because they're an invasive species.
And then I think they kill trees. So we're on
high alert on the Northeast and you're supposed to stomp them,
but sometimes they move to fens, especially for the elderly,
which I guess I'm included in now. So, uh, you're
supposed to but and so it's all hippy dippy to
use vinegar.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
What does that do?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I guess it kills them? Although my I mean, I
do we care about jack.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, we're stomping on we're stopping the stomping seems like
oh oh, they're just like so the vinegar bottle is
just to like get more spread, more death.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, it's supposed to if you can't catch.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Them right now, got it all right?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Because a wide spread of vinegar, says will kill them instantly,
So that sounds humane than getting your whole ship stomped out.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, but I saw somebody stomping a and saying, like
a prayer. I'm like, okay, everyone, get yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean they might just think that's some badass ship
to do to somebody, like jewels pulp fiction, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Five seventeen.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But then the lantern leaves because you're doing a long
winded monologue.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah. Yeah, so that's what we're doing out here in
the Northeast. But I'm like, I've got a lot of
other problems besides, like you know, killing lantern flies.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, that worked on other insects because like I've always
been in the market for something that you could shoot
at a insect, like shoot at a house fly. There
are those like salt guns, but those make a mess
and I've just never like had one, so I don't.
But like you you know what I'm talking about, Like
they're like, yeah, they shoot salt at flies and they're
(08:26):
supposed to kill them. Does I mean vinegar work.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I've definitely used it for like house plants, Like if
you have a FIDS and stuff, like you could just
put like some vinegar and water mix together and just
kind of spray your plants down because it does kill them.
I don't know if it's like a universal insect.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well, we have a little outdoor area and we had
like twenty of them this weekend and my husband just
started using raid because the vinegar wasn't working. So I
don't want to know what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, we're going up to w Did you put bang
a gong on before you did it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Bang go get it? Did you see? You know what
you can get on Amazon though. It's like a racket,
a tennis racket, and I got it, the electric thing
for the bugs.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
My favorite thing that I own, My electric tennis racket.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Thang I own. Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm absolutely I have two of them for some reason.
He comes out with him and says, doubles anyone. Yeah,
it's really cheesy, but then you don't want any of hand. Yeah.
But yeah, when you catch one and it makes that
loud crack. Are you familiar with those smiles? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, I mean yeah, Like I've been to places that
have them, and I too end up becoming like this
is my favorite toy now, But I.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Know I don't I don't own one. Yeah, it's like
having it's having one of those bug lights, but in
the shape of a tennis racket for the listeners who
weren't listening the last time I rhapsodized about this. And
then you just get to swing it around and like
when you hit one, it makes a pop, it makes
a loud snap. You know you have done your job
(10:04):
to protect your family, and oh man, nothing better. And
then it's like stuck to the thing a lot of
the time and you just like put it in the toilet.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So good, it's so good, and and like you know
how you have to get a fly to stay in
one spot. And then like this is you have a
bigger space you can deal with.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, you don't have to get thin air.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
They don't know what the fuck hit them. It's the best.
It is the cruelest that I am as a as
a human being is like I am just purely focused
on destroying that house fly.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, me too, I hate a house Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Fuck them fucking house fly. I think we can all agree. Yeah,
And sometimes it works on mosquitoes. You can't you can
only tell that you've caught a mosquito because they're so small.
When it makes the little pop but like no, no,
no messy clean up. All right, wow, Liz, we're gonna
get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
(11:05):
we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the
things we're talking about. Mike McCarthy, what's what's this guy's name?
Mike McCarthy's a football coach, Kevin Joe McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy,
This story makes me tired. Kevin McCarthy has announced that
the House will open an a formal impeachment inquiry into
(11:28):
President Joe Biden, even though they their investigation didn't find anything.
So yeah, it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Be we need the inquiry first and then we'll find
something though. Yes, that's the logic here.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh you did the inquiry and it didn't like find anything.
You did an investigation didn't find it. Yeah, I need
deep official Yeah, yeah, if I go deeper about might
find something. We're going to talk about. It. Does seem
like there's a lot of people speaking of Biden that
are like, oh, but he's like really old right now,
so I do want to talk about it. Does seem
like Cake is coming up more or at least I
(12:01):
want to ask is there more of a conversation happening?
Am I just like catching it more? The idea that
people are really looking for a alternative from the DNC.
It seems like that chorus has has raised up a
little bit, So we might talk about that. We might
talk about Prayer Coach, we might talk about Draft Kings
nine to eleven themed promotion, Gatorades new hydrate revolutionary technology
(12:27):
which they're calling water. Oh have you guys heard about
this stuff?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, it's what I'd love to know the future Gatorade
is making it. Okay, then it's got to be good
for my body because I'm an athlete.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Also, speaking of speaking of water, NASA found some on
a distant planet, so we might even talk about that.
I'll think that we could do anything. The episode is
our oyster. But before we get to any of it, Liz,
we do like to ask our guests, what is something
from your search history?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, A lot of it's medical, So it's a lot
like do I have a tumor? MRIs in cancer? How
many pounds are in a stone? I recently looked up
that's fourteen pounds.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Fourteen?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, I don't know why in America you go to
your doctor and get weight and they put it in
stones like.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
They do stand that they wait, your doctor put it
in stones.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, maybe it's a woman thing, but like you get
on this scale and they put it in stone, so
you have no idea. I don't know whether women have
just ran from the room. I don't understand what's happening.
So I had to google how many pounds in a stone,
which turns out to be fourteen.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
How many stones is it? Then? Love? Yeah, sorry, I'm
fifteen stone in it? Fifty time?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Wait, but so that is so weird because I just
that to me is such a like British weight measurement
metric for weight. That is really okay, I guess I
don't I probably don't know anything where doctors like, yeah,
a lot of the scales just have both on there.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Maybe but like they're writing it down.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I don't know how they write it down. But you
have no idea. You're like, okay, I don't know what
that is, but sure right, huh.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
They have both in it. I keep doing this.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So I google a lot of medical stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is weird. Stone always sounds very
primitive to me and dumb, like, oh, they just like
said how much a stone weighs? Like they found one
stone and we're like that you weigh this money. But
then I realized that we use feet. It was just
like even dumber, like all right, right right, just our
(14:38):
length is like, yeah, that's how many, like how many
feets that like somebody if you've stacked people's feet steps
next to each other.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
So but is it like because it's all because it's
like the king's foot or whatever is that long, So
then that's how it's like, well, this god person's foot
is this big.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So that's how we measure things. And did your height
change when one king died and a new one was born?
Oh I don't know, Like I'm seven to three now
that the baby king has taken.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Over, now that Prince Henry has assented.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well for a long time, you know, you shrink as
you get older. And I went for physical and they're like,
you're you're shrunk by an inch and I'm like, I'm
so young to shrink by an inch. And then I
told my mother and she's like, you've never been that height.
You've always thought about your height, You've always been that height.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You've never been that you've been such a wild thing.
This thing is you've never been that hight, so yeah,
let it go.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, just like, has this like flashback of you standing
on your tippy toes of the doctor's office, like when
you're growing up.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I guess always knew I was lying, yeah, right to myself.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
The origin of the stone, it's because they needed a
like they were exporting England was exporting so much raw
wool that they needed to create a stand. So the
royal statute fixed a stone of wool at fourteen pounds
place and then a sack of wool had to be
twenty six stones.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So it's all because of the wool export.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Well that transfers to weight.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. They're like, I
don't know. It's a first thing back wool by.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
The way to humans.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, yeah, what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Well currently, I don't understand this whole obsession with the
Jonas brothers. I thought they were gone, and now there's
like a concert and everyone's riled up for it, and
then the divorce and I'm like, wait, the Jonas Brothers
are still popular. I didn't know this was still going on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I had a similar revelation where I was like, I thought,
like they aged out the second they became like eighteen
like Disney, like pop stars do. But they've they've kept
it going and they've like all have like other famous partners.
So I don't know if that's part of like the
Jonas industrial complex. Were like they have to keep like
marrying relevant people to keep the thing. But they got fans,
(17:06):
they got fans. Yeah, Jack, you've been keeping up with
the Joe Jonas Sophie Turner divorce.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Oh yeah, the the latest will shock you after this
it's uh no, I actually had to google which one
was getting because isn't one of the other ones married
to Prian?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah okay, that's Nick Jonas. That's Nick Jonas. Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
They're still going strong and then there's like a forgotten.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It's so weird. Yeah, it's so weird to me, Like
I thought we were past this.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Were you keeping up with the early Jonas brothers career
or you're just like if that was a thing I
remember from two thousand and nine kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, I'm like, I don't understand why anyone's upset about
the Jonas brothers or going to their concert like they're
trying to make it like the next Tailor Swift concert,
and I'm like, yeah, calm down.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I saw the headline for that concert, Five Albums one Night.
I was like, hell, yeah, is this jay Z? Is this?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Who who is this going to be? Is it Radiohead?
Like that would be cool? Like is it a musician
who has like five classic albums that we could all
revel in? I did not know the Jonases had a
album that was like that. People were like, yeah, this one,
you gotta listen to this one cover to cover, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, They're like, dude, the fucking get the Mandolin solo
by Kevin Jonas.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, it's a great five albums one Night, or like
X albums one Night is a great concept that it
is truly a shame the fucking Jonas Brothers got to first.
I couldn't. The other thing is I couldn't sing you
a single Jonas Brothers song.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I was just about to say, what is a like
what you think?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I don't know Jonas Brothers song? Concept concert?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, I mean we're not gonna be able to play
this in episode, but I'm just gonna play their most
streamed song on Spotify for us, just so we can
see if any of us recognize this bang a Gone?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah? It sounds like something from like a rental car commercial.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's like Ed Sheeran, but like what if you wanted
to fuck Ed Sheeran? Seems to be the like concept.
Doesn't it just sound like.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
An if you wanted a man Ed Sheeran, That's what
that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Wow, But I had know they've got they've got albums, Jack,
they got.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Album like solo shit? Or is one of the five
albums a solo album?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Or is it all? The first Jonas Bros. Albums from
two thousand and six called It's About Time.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It's about Time? Yeah, isn't it about time? The two thousand's,
the early two thousands, in the nineties really loved a Time. Yeah,
pun Nika one of the great films ofaching and then
we're still obsessed with it. Yeah. What uh? What's something
you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I think is underrated? Is the show on Netflix called
Is It Cake?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Huh have you watched it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I have seen as a Cake, I've seen maybe the
first my nieces loved that show. Uh, I've and every
time I'm like it's funny how I'm like this, I
get it, but then part way through i'm looking.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm like that, shit ain't cake. That ain't cake, And
yeah it's fucking cake.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Like the second season is better than the first, I
have to say, but it's so relaxing. It's like literally
the whole thing is can you pick if this is
cake or not cake?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
The steaks are so low that it's soothing.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Right, so low and like it kind of has the
greatest British breakoff vibe where everyone's nice and everyone's happy,
and I would highly recommend it for Like, I don't
think people are talking about it enough.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Did the latest season just come out or it's we've
just kind of been left at whatever the first couple
of seasons that.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
There's two seasons, so I don't know which season you watched.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I think I think I've only seen I think it's
when it came up.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, yeah, no spoilers, no spoilers.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Ye, don't tell me, Jack, but always Assuman's cake, always Assumans.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Cake, Always Assuman's Cake.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, it's a safe bed. This seems to be again,
like I feel like they created a whole, a whole
genre of game show because now there's a new one
that this is. This is the solution that Hollywood has
come up with for the writer strength David Spade reality
show where he like brings out a product and the
(21:47):
contestants need to guess if it's real or not, if
it's like a fake product or not.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh, I think this is all the rage. I think
the next they'll be like, is this a cookie? Is this?
Is this a cookcake? Don't be right?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yes, the the bar for content is so low. We're
merely saying if people's eyes and brains work?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And is this water? Yeah, yeah it's water. No it's not.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
There's a bunch of saran wrap. Ah, you idiot, it's
pist but yeah it's pissed buck. Have you seen School
of Chocolate Liz On That that is that's a reality
show where it's this guy Amari Gi Sean who's like
the chocolate master, like of making like realistic items from
chocolate that are like it's almost like the show could
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be is it chocolate, but it's all about chocolate sculpting.
But it's a competition show where like it's not so
fucking competitive that you get stressed out, Like if the
person does like like the worst person in one challenge
gets pulled aside by like the Chocolate Master for like
one on one instruction, and it's not like, oh, you suck,
get out of here. It's like, hey, like let me
help you a little bit so we can work on
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this in the next round. And you're like, wow, this
is really kind and like uplifting. So yeah, that's another
one that feels very low Steaks but positive without being like.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'll lose my house if I don't win Chocolate Master,
you know.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I love the the baking shows where like you win
a platter or you win some flowers, and it's like
in America would always be like, you know, oh, I'm
winning one hundred thousand dollars, I'm going to shive everybody
right right exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's because I will not let this money slip through
my hands and I will debase myself in front of
my children when they watch this.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah exactly. So I like low low what did you
call it? Low Steaks kind of nice shows. I think
they're underrated.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, totally, yeah, nailed. It is another like fun low
Steaks that yeah, kids seem to really respond to.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Oh yeah, what are you saying I'm a child.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Jack, Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, No, you're not a child.
You have the mind of a child.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Imagine, as my man JC says, is what we should
all be striving for. Ju Raised Christ, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
So ye Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's right, that's Jesus Christ. I don't know if you
know what this podcast is all about, but it's about
spreading the good news with a lot of swear. Yeah.
This is actually the longest we've gotten into an episode
without me talking to the guest about my man JAC
(24:23):
and some of the cool things he has to say.
All right, let's take a quick break. Yeah, and we'll
be right back to talk about some news. We'll be
right back, and we're back. And Kevin McCarthy, that's right.
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That doesn't sound right. We're sure that's right. That's his name,
Kevin McCarthy. Alright, let's go with that. Kevin McCarthy has
announced that the House will open a formal impeachment inquiry
into President Joe Biden, despite the fact that they're hearings
and investigations haven't really turned up any evidence against him directly.
I'm gonna go take a nap. Yeah, it makes me tired. Well,
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we kept talking about how they would do things.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
They're like, we got a whistle blower, okay, but they're
too scared to testify. And then people like, is there
a whistleblar They're like, I don't, honestly, I'm not even sure.
Whistle before you're like, what are you doing actually with
the fine whistle? Yeah, I mean I know somebody who
was willing to say some bad stuff about Joe Byron,
but other than that, I don't know. And like he's
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also doing it without taking a House vote, which before
he was like I'll take a House vote and we'll
see what happens. You know, the polling in a lot
of battleground states has says most people are like, you know,
fifty six percent, like an impeachment would be just a stunt,
like a partisan political stunt, Like no one's like looking
for this. But I think the other big thing about
this is he doesn't even have the support of his
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own party. It's like a lot of Republicans are even
worried about how like the whole hack of it all
is gonna look, and especially when their logic is we
need to open an impeachment inquiry. So we can find
out more stuff and then we'll be able to uncover
something to impeach him for, rather than we have evidence
that we need to pursue that is leading us here.
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They're like, I don't know, man, we just need to go. Fine,
we're going fishing, baby, but we're doing it with subpoena power,
and they aren't starting with real evidence. And even the
head of the Oversight Committee he even admitted that every
subpoena he has issued that like to banks or other
government agencies, they've they've cooperated one hundred percent given the information.
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And then he's like, yeah, I don't know. It's just
like I've been denied access to anything. I still can't find.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, like I'm out of moves here, man, And man,
you know the term hoover flags. Your pockets are inside out.
That's us man. They've got nothing. That's amazing. It seems
to be based on the logic that they like, well,
the last time they did an impeachment thing, they found stuff,
so there's probably stuff here. It's like, yeah, well they
found stuff because like they did an investigation and there
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was like a lot of shit there. There was a
lot of smoke and fire and the time before that,
Like you know, I guess maybe maybe they're hoping for
like a Clintonian situation where it's just like embarrassing. They
dragged some shit out that's like embarrassing and like create stuff,
like find stuff as they're looking. Isn't that kind of
what happened with Clinton? Like it wasn't about Lewinsky, it
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was about something some some other shit. I don't know,
I'm a political expert.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I think it was because he lied to Conger, like
lied to des or something, but it was really about
Monica ultimately. But the thing is, like, I don't know,
it's like we listened to the crazies now. Like growing up,
my mother was always like, don't listen to that person
crazy here, And now it's like, oh they're crazy, let's
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let's pacify them.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
And yeah, I mean, there's just like a massive will
to try and be like, well, you impeach Trump, so
we're gonna get you for what We'll figure it out,
figure it out. Yeah, but we're gonna do it because
he's gonna get mad if we don't. And then I
don't know how to stand up to him. So we're
caught in this fucking spiral till November, so we'll see
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where it ends up. But yeah, it's just like there's
there's just starting off with nothing and asking for more
power to just manufacture something.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And I'm yeah, but and I'm here for it, and
I'm hopcorn eating me. I am ready spill the tea
here of public Yama yama this shit. Yeah, I don't know,
Like the whole thing makes me tired because it's like
it feels pointless. But also like there's there is a
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lot at steak with Biden's reputation and he seems really fragile.
It like, does it feel like there's been more people
being like he seems old like in the in the
mainstream mediately or am I making that up?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I think that it's just a tactic because the ill
election is coming up, so now like he's super old.
That's in my opinion. And I also think like the
whole Hunter Biden stuff, like every family can knows has
a family member who's messed up. Yeah I don't think
that like most Americans are like, oh, he has a
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son who's a mess like we all have somebody.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
And he still loves him.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, what it appeals to like this like minority of
like men who are like I don't love my kid
because he's a screw up, but yeah, I mean there
is like you know, I feel like since the earlier
this year, it's like about once or twice a month,
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you're gonna see some version of who could replace Joe Biden?
Like and it's even written by like like democratic out
like you know, like left leaning outlets where you're trying
it because I think there is the thing where I'm
sure the DNC looks at the polling and a lot
of Democrats are like, I mean Biden, Like that's like
the energy of a lot of Democratic voters are like,
(30:22):
I don't know, that gotta be him, And I think
now they're kind of like, ah shit, like is are
we fucking up by like by just like riding with
this guy to the end. But I don't know, I
mean like it it's one of those things where despite
I think a lot of Democrats may be saying I
wouldn't vote for him.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's like this thing where when push comes to shove,
they're like fuck it and like I would literally vote
for him if he was dead, Like yeah, I don't care,
Like I just don't want the fucking fascist in office,
Like yeah, like truly if they if if that happened, Like, yeah,
well I'd vote for him if he was dead, and
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I vote for like a three D projection of him.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, totally tunafish sandwich. I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, subway tuna, Yeah, but for subway right in candidate
our new president subway tuna.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Somehow. To the point about like there being a push
from various sides to uh make it seem like he's
aging rapidly as the election approaches, there was that Hawaii
story where I'm sure that this isn't the only time
that people have been reporting shit like this, but there's
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the thing where people were like Biden fell asleep on
stage and that was actually like officially debunked because like
the footage that they used to spread that story was
like a close up of footage that was I guess
they like blurred it intentionally, and when you looked at
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the high definition footage of the exact same moment, he's
like got his eyes open and he's like blinking and
just like kind of has his head down, he's like nodding.
So it's that there's definitely a push happening to I
personally like, don't think he's the best possible candidate. We
are in the situation that we're in. Like that, there's
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this The Hill article that was like the five Democratic alternatives,
and it's just fucking Kamala Harris, Vice President Kamala Harris,
California Governor Gavin Newsom. Those seem to be the only
ones that I hear being taken seriously because she is
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will be the president if he dies, and he looks
like a president in a movie, I think, is that right?
The main thing with his slick back hair, that real
nice real, that's let us slick back, real nice pie. Bodajudge,
who lost the election last time and has done like
(32:56):
has not done anything good since then, you know, right,
except for like excuse the bad behavior of airlines. Yeah,
he's like had a bad few years since, not being
able to beat Joe Biden in the election. Like that.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
That feels like the case with a lot of these
right like that Harris like was like lost the election
to a great primary and has not had a good.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Run since then. Same with Buddha Judge. So the only
ones that are like new untested are Newsome, Michigan Governor
Gretcham Whitmer and AOC they have on here because she
would be old enough in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I think Whitmeyer is probably your best bet there. I've
heard good stuff about her.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
The most different, like kind of Cameyon, a lot of
like yeah, a lot of Democrats like have been sharing
a lot of the stuff that she's been doing in Michigan.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's just it's just.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think the thing is that the DNC they're kind
of processing this information in like a weird way because
what the I think the polls, what they're not articulating,
is that people want a different type of Canada. Like
all of these come out of the same sort of
like ice tray of candadate. It's just in different shapes.
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But we're looking for a lot of people like are
seeking something different where someone is speaking to what is
happening to people in a way that actually seems authentic
and believable because all these people are just super polished
like political operatives. They're not like the kind of people
who like can like light up a room and like
make every person feel like they're seen and heard and
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like in a way that like you know, Donald Trump
completely abandoned like normal political speak and people are.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Like, WHOA, that's different. Yeah, not to say that that's better.
I feel like, has that a little bit something?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, No, she does, she does, but I have a
few I mean, I can't imagine the establishment.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Circling around her. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So they would tear her to shreds.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, like I just New York Times. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
The second she'd be like, I don't I think we
need to end qualify immunity for the police, They're like, well,
they're going to all your union fucking endorsements.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, Like and that's all.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
It's like a fucking balancing act of how to keep
certain people in, you know, your coalition, but also trying
to present something that's a little bit forward thinking. And
that's just I think an impossible feat for them right now.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah. I view it as like two separate things. There's
like the you know, what I think is good for
the country and what I think like the country, like
what ideas the country should be moving towards. And then
there's the like sporting event of keeping the Nazis out
of office that is this one and so on that one.
(35:39):
I'm just like, I don't know, it's whitmer. How's Whitmer's arm.
She left you, she like keep you off balanced? Like
are what are you looking at here? Like how are
what are the saber metrics people say about her? Right?
So from that, like, that's kind of how I'm going
into this election is I'm just like fuck it, you know,
let's but yeah, the whole thing makes me.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, because we're in dire need of something really remarkably
different and revolutionary. But yees, all of these my fall flat.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I mean I sort of feel like, you know, there's
perfect and then there's what we have to deal with.
And I think Biden's what we have to deal with
right now. And it's like when you're fighting like real evil,
you have to suck it up and do what's the
best alternative at the time to fight that evil.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Why is he got to be so old though.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
He can't help it.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
He's grown to.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Be because he was born eighty years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yes, that's why.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Because his parents had sex eighty years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's all. And that's the only reason.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Why I like thinking about Joe Biden's parents. The Great Depression,
Oh god. But yeah, I mean, like Newsom has said
that he wouldn't run against Kamala and but I think
he's just being diplomatic because they've always kind of been
in this competition, Like they entered the political scene at
the same time, with him becoming San Francisco's youngest mayor
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and her becoming San Francisco's DA in the state's first
black district attorney in two thousand and five, and they've
always kind of helped each other. But then there's also
like when Barbara Boxer retired and that seat opened up,
Gavin Newsom wanted that Senate seat too, but deferred to
Kamala and then ran for governor. So I think part
of him, despite what he says, has always been keeping
(37:28):
an eye on the national stage. That's why he keeps fucking,
you know, trying to debate Ron DeSantis. So yeah, don't
I don't counter.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Unless you want me to, and this you want me does.
But yeah, literally one person asks me to yeah, like
I've been called Yeah, he's doing the thing of like
reluctant guy where he's like, no, man, I've told all
the donors. We're getting behind Joe, Like it just is
what it is, folks. We're moving on.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's like I wouldn't run against Kamala and then all
it's gonna take is like the slight, you know, vibe
shift And he's like, yeah, I mean I should have
been president of this whole time.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, yeah, so you know, I run the what.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Is it like, the fifth largest economy basically of California
was true boy energy where he's like, I couldn't. I
really shouldn't, but I couldn't unless you want me to. Yeah,
oh totally, do you really want me to? I shouldn't
though we really shouldn't. Really, I'm married, we really shouldn't.
But okay, all.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
and talk about some things that aren't politics. We'll be
right back, and we're back. And not everybody was as
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sensitive and thoughtful and careful in their nine to eleven
coverage as Miles than I were in our Monday Morning episode.
For instance, I feel like no one will ever beat
the mattress store ad in which two guys crash into
twin towers made of mattresses. What I didn't see that? Yeah,
(39:10):
it got taken down really quickly, but it was just
a standard local mattress ad except they were like nine
to eleven sail. What better way to remember nine to
eleven than with a twin towers sail.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Oh oh wait have I Oh they tried to make
it private, but you know, the internet never forgets.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Have you seen it, Liz, I have not seen it. Okay,
let me let me pull this clip up.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
That's a poor taste doesn't begin to describe this ad
from a local mattress retailer.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh fuck you, Chris Cuomo.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
A twin tower sale right now. You can get any
size mattress for a twin price. Slight self all day long.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We'll never forget.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
It's like who approves this? Like who? I mean, everything
has to go through so many people, and no one said,
you know, you shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Real Like that feels like a leaked like work training
video or something like it does. It doesn't feel like
an actual ad that ran and I don't know, maybe
maybe it is.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I mean, it is like a little fishy think of
the wildest ship you've seen on your local cable station though,
you know what I mean, Like there's some like you know,
we used to have Crazy Gideon, you know, like the
ads were just unhinged.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Like it's like gang if you live in Texas and
you saw this ship. Please let us know. I want
I want to. I want to just like no, what
it's it's an amazing like the performances. Yeah, they really
lean into it. They put their whole back into this thing.
Being literally a nine to eleven joke.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, well, I think when you're given that script you
really have to sell it. You're like, all right, well
this is what I was hired to do. I'm gonna
throw myself into this because this is weird. You ever
see the kmart ad that was like I ship my pants,
So it's all these like I ship you know, and
it's really funny. Actually, but I don't think it ever ran.
(41:22):
But that's funny. But yeah, I digressed.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
But that's like a nine eleven. Just the facial expressions
are really like impressive. So anyways, draft DraftKings through their
hat in the ring. They're through their crown in the ring.
Draft Kings, DraftKings are my king. They through their crown
(41:45):
in the Ring. By unveiling a parlay on Monday called
Never Forget, where you could bet on all three New
York teams to win too, you know, both in order
to honor the victims of nine to eleven, while also
basically just handing your money to DraftKings, since the New
York Mets are not very good. The New York Jets
(42:05):
also not very good. Yeah, I don't know. It immediately
got a lot of.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
I mean, it's it was just cheap comf like just
you know, scandal marketing, right. They just wanted to get outraged,
like calling it like they knew, they knew what was
going to happen. And again they're like their apology is like, yeah, dude,
we already had it pre written because we knew that
(42:31):
there would be light backlash. We sincerely apologized for the
featured parlay that was shared briefly in commemoration of nine
to eleven in commemoration.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Was stuck with it. It was shared briefly in commemoration
of nine to eleven. We were honoring nine to eleven victims.
By the way, I.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Love the word parlay, Like uses that word, well, yeah,
when you're betting multiple teams gamblers.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, that's a real big gambling term.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I think I wonder too, if their whole thing is
like they're like, it's twenty two years yeah, yeah, like
it's it's all bets are off now, all bets are
off like and I think it's the every year there's
like some company testing America's collective like like gut about
like nine to eleven jokes like are you ready?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I st I never forget it inappropriate times, Like.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah, I mean I think we've been saying that since
nine to eleven, you know, as I guess said.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
And maybe it's not funny. Maybe DraftKings has taught us
all a lesson, you.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Know, Yeah, but yeah, that's it. It felt pretty transparently cynical,
like in terms of like it didn't even make sense
as a bet, Like it doesn't. It's just the kind
of thing where people are gonna screen cap it and
then be like what the fuck is going on Draft
Kings and like, hey, people talking about Draft Kings again.
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We sincerely apologize for the future parlay that was share.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
It's like there's like product details in the apology, like
featured parlay features with In commemoration of nine to eleven,
we respect the significance of this day for our country
and especially for the families of those who were directly affected.
Damn man, that's fucked up. Until then call them out
(44:14):
in your thing while also drawing attention to your amazing
car List. I mean the stock price is down right now?
Oh is it draft can Yeah? Damn.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
They may have fucked around and found out that a
lot of people who buy gambling stock are also they
don't fuck around with nine to eleven.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Joe, Yeah, nine eleven kind of a big deal on
Wall Street for some reason.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I still feel like we're all at a we none
of us want to say it, but we're slowing down
with one like the nine to eleven. You know, I
saw something about making it a holiday, which is perfectly great.
I'm not against it, you know, but I feel like
as a country, we're a little like must we have
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so much nine eleve?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Well yeah, because it's always like, remember the tragedy that
happened that day, but don't remember the tragedies that the
US inflicted upon the people that were radicalized to want
to attack the United States in the first places.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Like you just don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah. Yeah, a bunch of kids died in Iraq okay
when the Clintons were in office, but.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
And remember this since then too.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, but I mean like think about like it's all
just like that's again why it's I think that's the reinforcement.
It's like, remember that scary part, don't think about anything
else that had to do with it, and you know,
let's move on and Jack can continue to have.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
To explain it to his kids. Moving along. Nothing to
see here. Well, in better news, y Gatorade has unveiled
new hydration technology nine to eleven AID nine eleven AID.
It is called water Gatorade water fuck off. Yeah, it's
fucking water, but in a Gatorade bottle. Well, what's different Jack?
(46:00):
It can't just be water because I know the functional
water bro oh AlCH line water that's gone through a
seventh step enhanced filtration process. Okay, okay, go on. According
to the president of GATERID, they wanted to give customers
some perceived health benefits his words, his word, perceived health benefits.
(46:24):
That's wild the fuck. Yeah, yeah, it's a perceived those
are perceived benefits. Gary is I think one of the
best examples. We did an episode Liz not too long
ago about placebos. Oh, I guess and Miles you were
out that week. Yeah, And like how the color of
a pill can really affect like how impactful it is,
(46:44):
especially when it comes to like if it's something that
is trying to like calm you down. It works way
better when it's blue, Like a sleeping pill or an
anti anxiety pill works better when it's blue. And if
it's something that's supposed to like pep you up, like
a day quill or maybe like it works better when
it's in a warm color. But like, so they've done
(47:05):
studies gatorade. People who drink gatorade are more well hydrated
than people who drink water. And the reason for that
is because gatorade tastes fucking awesome, and so everybody just
drinks way more of it. And it also looks cool,
like it looks like cartoon refreshment, like it like the
(47:27):
water is the color of or like the gatorade is
the color of like a cartoon glacier. Yeah, and it
tastes amazing, So yeah, of course, like it makes it
so like for him to come out and be like that,
we want to pass along some perceived health benefits, like
they know what game they're in, you know.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm always freaked out by like
I mean, I guess none of the color is actually
like orange yellow, but then when they get in the
frosty blue, I'm like that doesn't look right.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
There's something about.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
It that weirds me out because it's the same color
as the water at Adventure Golf, like yeah, or like barbicide, yes,
and barbide, just barbicide. You'd still drink it. I drink dude.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
If they make gatorade like window washing fluid wind decks, yeah,
between Gatorade and I'm found in that ship. I don't
care because again, their marketing is also fantastic in that
they made you think that if you drink Gatorade, you're
actually Michael Jordan or you're any athlete who's gonna like
and I remember those black and white commercials or people
had like radioactive sweat, like the color of their sweat
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was like Gatorade, And then it's like is it in you?
And it's like, shit, dude, I don't know. Man, I'm
fucking twelve and I'm like riding a bicycle, but I
think I need to drink lemon ice like fucking eight
times a day or I'll die.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
My nieces and nephews were super into it for a
long time, but Gatorade, I'm like, you're not Derek Jeter.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Right, But that's the they combined a perception with it,
and I'm now perceived Derek.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Like, they don't lie in the ads, like the like Mike,
if I could be like Mike, they like that song opens.
It's not like I'm going to be like Michael Jordan.
It's like sometimes I dream that I could be like that.
It's like they're like, no, you dumb, dumb, We're just
giving you a fantasy. We're selling you a fantasy that
(49:26):
this ship works. We're trying to pass along some perceived
health benefits. That's all that term is fucking evil? Man.
Can you can pretend you're Michael Jordan you're not actually him,
your little fucking idiots. That's yazzing that they've just been
like evil out in the open like or not, just
(49:47):
like honest that they're lying honest about their dishonesty.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Well, they're like, well, these have electrolytes in them, and
you're like, you mean like salts.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, they invented the term electrolyts, or I mean
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Brand did like salt as electrolytes, which again is quote
the scientific term for molecules that produce ions when dissolved
in water pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
But they're like eat electrolytes man, it was called salt
water before. But then people were like that the marketing
genius is at Gatorade. And I'm not saying that sarcastically.
They truly are geniuses. Were like, what's a scientific word
for this? And yeah, they change it to electrolytes. So
it does like that term when used with regards to
(50:29):
like things that people drink that comes from Gatorade. Right.
The thing they're entering here that is bullshit is the
alkaline thing. Like, right, there's been a like whole thing
with like whether you know, eating an alkaline diet has
been shown to like help your help regulate the pH
(50:51):
levels in your body and like lead to better health.
That's like a long standing bullshit health claim that like
eating according to pH only really changes the pH of
your urine.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
But that's what I'm testing, Jack, to see what my
body's saying, because I'm going to drink.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
It to offset the what the vaccine did to me.
But the yeah, studies of alkaline diets say they're bullshit,
and they actually date back to the nineteen thirties when
Biden was conceived. Yeah, and one of like that there
were a bunch of diet fads that offered the illusion
(51:31):
of control over one circumstances during the Great Depression, and
alkaline diets were like one of the one of the
big ones back then, So makes sense that again, like
evil marketing geniuses are like, all right, so we've.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Got to we've got a depression happening right now, but.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Nobody's calling it that, So we can just like whale
on these people with like old Great Depression marketing tactics
like literal snake of it. By the way, the David's
Bade show. I think it's called snake oil, but oh,
it came back to you. Yeah, it's uh, it's probably
the same reason it's becoming popular now as people want
(52:10):
the illusion of control over one's circumstances. Yeah, I'm surprised
that's not a direct quote from the president of Garride.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
I'm always I'm always a sucker though, Like if I
see something like it helps your electrolyts, it's you know,
smart water whatever, I am a sucker for it. But
ultimately you know that it's it's ridiculously.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I'm drinking water.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, but but it's it's it's one of those things
where you know, like even Gatorade they like convince people.
They're like, if you exercise, you're gonna be so fucking
dehydrated that you have to drink gatorade or.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
You'll fe're fucking up. Yeah, And I'm like, I know,
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
When even like like like physical fitness experts are looking
at like your metabolism and shit, they're like, uh, you
wouldn't need anything like this unless you're doing like exercise
it's like over ninety minutes straight.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, like if you're running a marathon, Gatorade is an
effective like tool to have on hand if you are
practice of ex college football, Yeah, doing two a days
in the hot summer. Yeah, in Florida, which is where
it was invented. Otherwise you don't need it, but makes
us feel better? Does it's gator Aid? Yeah? People who
(53:18):
didn't know, Yeah, yeah, I was invented by like the
University of Florida, like team doctor and he was like,
I don't know, I put a bunch of salt water
and flavor sugar together.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yeah really I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, Yeah, that's what it's called Gatorade. And then it
was sold to a canned goods company because then just
went on.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
They're like let's invent our own sports science fucking laboratory
to help pad all of our claims of perceived health benefits.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, Florida is magical. It's a magical place. All good
things come from.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
It, folks. We've been saying it, folks. Yeah, one of
the greats, one of the love. But it is interesting because,
like Gatorade, in order to get people to like believe
that they need a Gatorade, they've had to be claiming
that water sucks, right, Like water is bullshit. You don't
(54:13):
want to drink water. What do you want to drink
water for? That's not gonna quench your thirst. You need
gatorade full. And now they're now they've come crawling back.
They got gatorade. Water. It is like electrolytes, Like, like
drinking just a ship ton of electrolytes does seem to
be a fat Like I'm seeing that more and more
(54:35):
in LA right now. Oh, just like electrolyte claims. Oh well,
like I was like on a call with a agent
and they were like pounding electrolytes. They're like, oh, you
got to get those electrolytes, man. These ones are like
the top tier electrolytes. And like all my clients swear
by them. What do they do? They do they light
(54:57):
your electros? Man? You need man?
Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yeah, It's kind of like bone broth.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Bone broth, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Which I was like, well, it's something for like supermodels
to drink. I mean, it's just broth. It's just like ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
What you say, I said, But it's bones, it's.
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Bones, bones, Yeah, it's bones.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah. Well, Liz, it's truly been such a pleasure having
you on the daily zeitgeist. Where can people find you?
Follow you, hear you all that good stuff?
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Well thanks for having me. I met Liz Comedy on
all the social media things, so catch me there and
make sure you check out my album get and by,
which you can hear on you know, Apple, iTunes, uh, Spotify,
wherever you get your comedy.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
People have called you the Queen of the dead pan.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yes, I'd agree. Is that weird to be called that? Well?
Speaker 3 (55:57):
I may have called myself that. No, I no, I've
been I've been told I'm the Queen of the dead pan,
very like Stephen Wright.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, the type of thing.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was watching some of
your comedy notes. We were really laughing over it.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Lolling over here on this side.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, well talking to that twenty one year old in
the audience that, Yeah, it was a great exchange.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Check out Liz's comedy. Check it out.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah yeah, all right, And is there a work of
media that you've been enjoying, Liz.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Work of media? This stumped me, but I have been
enjoying just the last couple of hours. It was Pink's
birthday and someone on Twitter like posted this weird picture
of saying she looked like Eddie Izard and it's just
she's been fight Yeah. Well that's not the point, Jack.
The point is that she's been given it to people
(56:56):
on Twitter, and I'm enjoying that today.
Speaker 1 (56:59):
Ah, people like you fuck y'all. Mm hmm yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
I mean that's not a great thing to hear.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
It's not like somebody telling you you're the Queen of
the Dead Pan to say you look like Eddie Hazard.
It isn't.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
But I love how she's like fighting back, but in
a positive way.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah. Yeah, and also loves to fly, I think, as
we talked about, Oh yeah, when she when she does
that wire stunt across the fucking stadium.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah, it's crazy, it's great.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Miles. Where can people find you? Follow you? What is
the working media you've been enjoying? Uh?
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Find me on at Symbols, at Miles of Gray, everywhere
basically uh and obviously find us on our basketball podcast,
Miles and Jack Got Mad Boosties. Check me out on
The Good Thief where we are hunting down the Greek
robin Hood. All eight episodes are out now, so binge
that and also four twenty d Fiance if you like
ninety Day Fiance cover rage you're hunting down the Greek
(57:58):
robin Hood because you don't like that he's been stealing
all your line.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
I don't like getting the poor.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
I don't like people that kidnap millionaires don't hurt them
and they give money away to poor people. I think
that's weird and it needs to stop.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
So you guys are doing it in one of those
big BMW or Mercedes Benz trucks that they hunt Jason
Bourne in.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
That's just hunting him.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
Uh shit, let's see. And the tweet I like is
from the hype with what is that one too?
Speaker 2 (58:27):
They're four wis in it and it goes it's an
exchange between Superman and Batman. Superman, can I brow five
hundred bucks, Batman nothing, Superman nothing, Batman nothing, Superman. Can
I bat borrow five hundred bat bucks?
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Batman? Yep, yep. You can find me on Twitter at
Jack Underscore. Obrian tweet I've been enjoying, please be nice
with a G G N E I s s tweeted
youth pastor banana you know who else died and became
bred anyway you can finally just bringing it back to
(59:07):
my man Jays. Yeah, yeah, love a community. You can
find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the
Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page
on a website daily zeit guys dot com, where we
post our episode and our footnotes as we link off
to the information that we talked about in today is episode,
as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Myles,
(59:28):
what song do you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (59:30):
A little music I like to call upbeat, like cleaning
around the house type of music, because this is just
like a little bit like an uptempo like kind of
dancy house track. But it's not like too complicated that.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
You're like, oh my god, I feel like I'm at
a rave. It's just kind of. It's like a good
injection of energy, make your cup of coffee or whatever,
get your morning started.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
It's called End of an Era and it's by the
Count kou Nt.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Check it out there we go all right well. Daily
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Speaker 2 (00:05):
Dr dy'sy Guyday.
Speaker 1 (00:07):
Production of iHeartRadio. This is Well. This is a podcast
where we take you got New America share consciousness. And
it is Wednesday, September thirteenth, twenty twenty three.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, thank you for that, honest rational
intrust you yell, but it is National Being a Day,
National Tape kids saying over the kitchen Day, Positive Thinking, Day,
Day Out programmer National bald is beautiful day. Shot all
my fellow Balds and Uncle Sam Day.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Not sure what that is, but hey, we're here. It's
September thirteenth, surf just a day to celebrate Uncle Sam,
one of the coolest, the coolest uncle. We have the
mythic mythological figures with Santa Claus and Easter Bunny. There
is always Uncle Sam. The War one.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Yeah, it like wants you to go to war.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I want you to help anyways. My name is Jack
O'Brien aka my o zom vacation far away, will come
around and toke it over. Okay, so many things that
I want from Gray, you know. I like my thighs
(01:23):
a little bit plumper. I just want to hear the
day Leza. I don't want to lose the day Leza.
That is Curtis. The cast were all Casanova. That is Outfield.
Your lose your love maybe is what it's called. I
don't know. I found out about that song like four
(01:46):
years ago from a Christianamagucci main Aka, and now it's
been in steady rotation.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
You've never heard that song?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
I hadn't, like. I guess I probably did when I
was a kid, but I didn't really know it. I
was like, what is this about?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
I feel like I was like it was like a
main stay on like sort of like EES radio.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, I feel like I heard it on some boomboxes
when I was a child.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Boom boxes Okay, some boom boxes okay, yeah right, okay.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
And I am thrilled, of course, to be joined by
my co host, mister Miles Gray Miles Preyk.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
I've got another confession to make. I'm a.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Or are you food and trained to think? This is
a lie? We just got not prisist. We're gonna lose.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Is my gog getting the best?
Speaker 1 (02:34):
The best? The best?
Speaker 2 (02:36):
My best is sex. Shout out to JM you sik
One obviously talking about food fighters, but obviously talking about
how every smart car is spying on you and selling
your information, including your sexual activity, which is a revelation
we had not we had not experienced until that article
came out, So I still.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Don't believe it. But maybe having enough sex in the
right places, I know.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
I think I need a data analyst that tell us
what information like data points, they're using to infer sexual activity?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
Which sex? Did you know? I had my car because
my good car, my good car, Miles. We are thrilled
to be joined in our third seat by a very
funny stand up comedian. This new album get By is
that wherever fine comedy albums are sold in extream, it's
Liza Hello.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
I feel like I should have prepared a song for you.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Well, you got one, you have a song in your heart,
which on the spot right now?
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I got nothing. I got nothing. I feel like I
had to do a parody song. I would have had
to prepare.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I always when people always say that, because that's a
common response when people see us. Scope absolutely just cumiliate
ourselves to the top of the show, is what's your
favorite karaoke song? And then maybe we could workshop it
from there, because that's a melody you know in your heart.
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Well, I really haven't found my karaoke so on loves
Bang a Gong, which is a good one.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh yeah, I've done get.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
It, get it on, and then I've done. It's raining, men,
but that's a total mistake. It goes on forever.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
So was it a lot longer than you we suspect?
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Oh? I think it goes out for like seven minutes,
Like it starts out really good, but then whatever, So
I stick to like Diamonds in the Stream I think
is a good Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
It's raining. It's Liz Barrett, Yeah, Liz Bearrett. Yeah, oh wow. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
The weather goes five minutes twenty five seconds. That song
Squocky I told You, I Told You is one of
those things like when you do karaoke and like you're like,
I love the chorus of this song, so you select
to do it, and then you're like, oh no, this
is six minutes long. And I realized I only know
like one.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Third of I do free Bird and then just like
vibe out on the stage for seven minutes for the solo,
you sing the solo wow, ruining it man.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Yeah, but like the audience loses interest after a while.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
That's the most fucked up part of like mis selecting
a karaoke song is when you just lose the drunk
people that are friends, who have been so supportive all
the way through, and they're like on their phones.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Yeah yeah, started lighting up their drunk faces.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
You start to feel like a real loser.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Yeah yeah, not me, never have.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I can tell that Jack.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Brimming with confidence.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
You are you are?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
How where are you coming to us from.
Speaker 3 (05:42):
New York City.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Where we're New York City where we're.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Fighting lantern what's those lantern flies?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
What are they?
Speaker 3 (05:49):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, the lantern They're like kind of colorful, and then
you just like stomp on them.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
They're pretty. But now so you're supposed to stomp on them.
But sometimes they fly, they like hop or fly or something.
So now we're supposed to have vinegar bottles with us
and spray them.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
The fuck.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I've got a lot of problems. I can't add that
to my list.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Oh yeah, carrying the day. Yeah, they're like, Liz, we
need you to carry distilled vinegar in a spray bottle
at all time.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
What I'm gonna need from you? Yeah? Why why is
that preferable to stomping on them. Wait, like a fucking
cruel person is like you really want to like watch
them dissolve, you want to see them.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I'm not slug, I'm not from New York. I know
not of New York things to this degree. What the
fuck are you even talking about with like islan, Oh
you got to stomp them?
Speaker 1 (06:43):
What are we talking about?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Y you have to kill them because they're an invasive species.
And then I think they kill trees. So we're on
high alert on the Northeast and you're supposed to stomp them,
but sometimes they move to fens, especially for the elderly,
which I guess I'm included in now. So, uh, you're
supposed to but and so it's all hippy dippy to
use vinegar.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
What does that do?
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I guess it kills them? Although my I mean, I
do we care about jack.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Well, we're stomping on we're stopping the stomping seems like
oh oh, they're just like so the vinegar bottle is
just to like get more spread, more death.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, it's supposed to if you can't catch.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Them right now, got it all right?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Because a wide spread of vinegar, says will kill them instantly,
So that sounds humane than getting your whole ship stomped out.
Speaker 1 (07:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Yeah, but I saw somebody stomping a and saying, like
a prayer. I'm like, okay, everyone, get yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
I mean they might just think that's some badass ship
to do to somebody, like jewels pulp fiction, you know.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
Right.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Five seventeen.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
But then the lantern leaves because you're doing a long
winded monologue.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Yeah. Yeah, so that's what we're doing out here in
the Northeast. But I'm like, I've got a lot of
other problems besides, like you know, killing lantern flies.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Yeah, that worked on other insects because like I've always
been in the market for something that you could shoot
at a insect, like shoot at a house fly. There
are those like salt guns, but those make a mess
and I've just never like had one, so I don't.
But like you you know what I'm talking about, Like
they're like, yeah, they shoot salt at flies and they're
(08:26):
supposed to kill them. Does I mean vinegar work.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
I've definitely used it for like house plants, Like if
you have a FIDS and stuff, like you could just
put like some vinegar and water mix together and just
kind of spray your plants down because it does kill them.
I don't know if it's like a universal insect.
Speaker 3 (08:41):
Well, we have a little outdoor area and we had
like twenty of them this weekend and my husband just
started using raid because the vinegar wasn't working. So I
don't want to know what they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, we're going up to w Did you put bang
a gong on before you did it?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Bang go get it? Did you see? You know what
you can get on Amazon though. It's like a racket,
a tennis racket, and I got it, the electric thing
for the bugs.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
My favorite thing that I own, My electric tennis racket.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Thang I own. Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
I'm absolutely I have two of them for some reason.
He comes out with him and says, doubles anyone. Yeah,
it's really cheesy, but then you don't want any of hand. Yeah.
But yeah, when you catch one and it makes that
loud crack. Are you familiar with those smiles? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:36):
Oh, I mean yeah, Like I've been to places that
have them, and I too end up becoming like this
is my favorite toy now, But I.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Know I don't I don't own one. Yeah, it's like
having it's having one of those bug lights, but in
the shape of a tennis racket for the listeners who
weren't listening the last time I rhapsodized about this. And
then you just get to swing it around and like
when you hit one, it makes a pop, it makes
a loud snap. You know you have done your job
(10:04):
to protect your family, and oh man, nothing better. And
then it's like stuck to the thing a lot of
the time and you just like put it in the toilet.
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So good, it's so good, and and like you know
how you have to get a fly to stay in
one spot. And then like this is you have a
bigger space you can deal with.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
Yeah, you don't have to get thin air.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Yeah, it's fantastic.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
They don't know what the fuck hit them. It's the best.
It is the cruelest that I am as a as
a human being is like I am just purely focused
on destroying that house fly.
Speaker 3 (10:43):
Yeah, me too, I hate a house Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Fuck them fucking house fly. I think we can all agree. Yeah,
And sometimes it works on mosquitoes. You can't you can
only tell that you've caught a mosquito because they're so small.
When it makes the little pop but like no, no,
no messy clean up. All right, wow, Liz, we're gonna
get to know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
(11:05):
we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the
things we're talking about. Mike McCarthy, what's what's this guy's name?
Mike McCarthy's a football coach, Kevin Joe McCarthy, Kevin McCarthy,
This story makes me tired. Kevin McCarthy has announced that
the House will open an a formal impeachment inquiry into
(11:28):
President Joe Biden, even though they their investigation didn't find anything.
So yeah, it's gonna.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Be we need the inquiry first and then we'll find
something though. Yes, that's the logic here.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Oh you did the inquiry and it didn't like find anything.
You did an investigation didn't find it. Yeah, I need
deep official Yeah, yeah, if I go deeper about might
find something. We're going to talk about. It. Does seem
like there's a lot of people speaking of Biden that
are like, oh, but he's like really old right now,
so I do want to talk about it. Does seem
like Cake is coming up more or at least I
(12:01):
want to ask is there more of a conversation happening?
Am I just like catching it more? The idea that
people are really looking for a alternative from the DNC.
It seems like that chorus has has raised up a
little bit, So we might talk about that. We might
talk about Prayer Coach, we might talk about Draft Kings
nine to eleven themed promotion, Gatorades new hydrate revolutionary technology
(12:27):
which they're calling water. Oh have you guys heard about
this stuff?
Speaker 2 (12:34):
No, it's what I'd love to know the future Gatorade
is making it. Okay, then it's got to be good
for my body because I'm an athlete.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Also, speaking of speaking of water, NASA found some on
a distant planet, so we might even talk about that.
I'll think that we could do anything. The episode is
our oyster. But before we get to any of it, Liz,
we do like to ask our guests, what is something
from your search history?
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Well, A lot of it's medical, So it's a lot
like do I have a tumor? MRIs in cancer? How
many pounds are in a stone? I recently looked up
that's fourteen pounds.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
Fourteen?
Speaker 3 (13:11):
Yeah, I don't know why in America you go to
your doctor and get weight and they put it in
stones like.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
They do stand that they wait, your doctor put it
in stones.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Yeah, maybe it's a woman thing, but like you get
on this scale and they put it in stone, so
you have no idea. I don't know whether women have
just ran from the room. I don't understand what's happening.
So I had to google how many pounds in a stone,
which turns out to be fourteen.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
How many stones is it? Then? Love? Yeah, sorry, I'm
fifteen stone in it? Fifty time?
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Wait, but so that is so weird because I just
that to me is such a like British weight measurement
metric for weight. That is really okay, I guess I
don't I probably don't know anything where doctors like, yeah,
a lot of the scales just have both on there.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
Maybe but like they're writing it down.
Speaker 3 (14:02):
I don't know how they write it down. But you
have no idea. You're like, okay, I don't know what
that is, but sure right, huh.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
They have both in it. I keep doing this.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So I google a lot of medical stuff.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, which is weird. Stone always sounds very
primitive to me and dumb, like, oh, they just like
said how much a stone weighs? Like they found one
stone and we're like that you weigh this money. But
then I realized that we use feet. It was just
like even dumber, like all right, right right, just our
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length is like, yeah, that's how many, like how many
feets that like somebody if you've stacked people's feet steps
next to each other.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
So but is it like because it's all because it's
like the king's foot or whatever is that long, So
then that's how it's like, well, this god person's foot
is this big.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
So that's how we measure things. And did your height
change when one king died and a new one was born?
Oh I don't know, Like I'm seven to three now
that the baby king has taken.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
Over, now that Prince Henry has assented.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
Well for a long time, you know, you shrink as
you get older. And I went for physical and they're like,
you're you're shrunk by an inch and I'm like, I'm
so young to shrink by an inch. And then I
told my mother and she's like, you've never been that height.
You've always thought about your height, You've always been that height.
And I was like, oh, okay.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
You've never been that you've been such a wild thing.
This thing is you've never been that hight, so yeah,
let it go.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Yeah, just like, has this like flashback of you standing
on your tippy toes of the doctor's office, like when
you're growing up.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I guess always knew I was lying, yeah, right to myself.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
You know.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
The origin of the stone, it's because they needed a
like they were exporting England was exporting so much raw
wool that they needed to create a stand. So the
royal statute fixed a stone of wool at fourteen pounds
place and then a sack of wool had to be
twenty six stones.
Speaker 1 (16:09):
So it's all because of the wool export.
Speaker 3 (16:12):
Well that transfers to weight.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't know, Yeah, I don't know. They're like, I
don't know. It's a first thing back wool by.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
The way to humans.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Yeah, yeah, what is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 3 (16:25):
Well currently, I don't understand this whole obsession with the
Jonas brothers. I thought they were gone, and now there's
like a concert and everyone's riled up for it, and
then the divorce and I'm like, wait, the Jonas Brothers
are still popular. I didn't know this was still going on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
I had a similar revelation where I was like, I thought,
like they aged out the second they became like eighteen
like Disney, like pop stars do. But they've they've kept
it going and they've like all have like other famous partners.
So I don't know if that's part of like the
Jonas industrial complex. Were like they have to keep like
marrying relevant people to keep the thing. But they got fans,
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they got fans. Yeah, Jack, you've been keeping up with
the Joe Jonas Sophie Turner divorce.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Oh yeah, the the latest will shock you after this
it's uh no, I actually had to google which one
was getting because isn't one of the other ones married
to Prian?
Speaker 1 (17:25):
Yeah okay, that's Nick Jonas. That's Nick Jonas. Yeah yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (17:30):
They're still going strong and then there's like a forgotten.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It's so weird. Yeah, it's so weird to me, Like
I thought we were past this.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Were you keeping up with the early Jonas brothers career
or you're just like if that was a thing I
remember from two thousand and nine kind of thing.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, I'm like, I don't understand why anyone's upset about
the Jonas brothers or going to their concert like they're
trying to make it like the next Tailor Swift concert,
and I'm like, yeah, calm down.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
I saw the headline for that concert, Five Albums one Night.
I was like, hell, yeah, is this jay Z? Is this?
Speaker 4 (18:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (18:05):
Who who is this going to be? Is it Radiohead?
Like that would be cool? Like is it a musician
who has like five classic albums that we could all
revel in? I did not know the Jonases had a
album that was like that. People were like, yeah, this one,
you gotta listen to this one cover to cover, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Yeah, They're like, dude, the fucking get the Mandolin solo
by Kevin Jonas.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
Yeah, it's a great five albums one Night, or like
X albums one Night is a great concept that it
is truly a shame the fucking Jonas Brothers got to first.
I couldn't. The other thing is I couldn't sing you
a single Jonas Brothers song.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
I was just about to say, what is a like
what you think?
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I don't know Jonas Brothers song? Concept concert?
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Yeah, I mean we're not gonna be able to play
this in episode, but I'm just gonna play their most
streamed song on Spotify for us, just so we can
see if any of us recognize this bang a Gone?
Speaker 1 (19:17):
Oh what is that?
Speaker 2 (19:20):
Yeah? It sounds like something from like a rental car commercial.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
It's like Ed Sheeran, but like what if you wanted
to fuck Ed Sheeran? Seems to be the like concept.
Doesn't it just sound like.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
An if you wanted a man Ed Sheeran, That's what
that sounds like.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
Wow, But I had know they've got they've got albums, Jack,
they got.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Album like solo shit? Or is one of the five
albums a solo album?
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Or is it all? The first Jonas Bros. Albums from
two thousand and six called It's About Time.
Speaker 1 (19:54):
It's about Time? Yeah, isn't it about time? The two thousand's,
the early two thousands, in the nineties really loved a Time. Yeah,
pun Nika one of the great films ofaching and then
we're still obsessed with it. Yeah. What uh? What's something
you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (20:15):
I think is underrated? Is the show on Netflix called
Is It Cake?
Speaker 4 (20:21):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (20:21):
Huh have you watched it?
Speaker 2 (20:23):
I have seen as a Cake, I've seen maybe the
first my nieces loved that show. Uh, I've and every
time I'm like it's funny how I'm like this, I
get it, but then part way through i'm looking.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm like that, shit ain't cake. That ain't cake, And
yeah it's fucking cake.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Like the second season is better than the first, I
have to say, but it's so relaxing. It's like literally
the whole thing is can you pick if this is
cake or not cake?
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Right?
Speaker 2 (20:49):
The steaks are so low that it's soothing.
Speaker 3 (20:52):
Right, so low and like it kind of has the
greatest British breakoff vibe where everyone's nice and everyone's happy,
and I would highly recommend it for Like, I don't
think people are talking about it enough.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
Did the latest season just come out or it's we've
just kind of been left at whatever the first couple
of seasons that.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
There's two seasons, so I don't know which season you watched.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I think I think I've only seen I think it's
when it came up.
Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, yeah, no spoilers, no spoilers.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
Ye, don't tell me, Jack, but always Assuman's cake, always Assumans.
Speaker 3 (21:24):
Cake, Always Assuman's Cake.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
Yeah, it's a safe bed. This seems to be again,
like I feel like they created a whole, a whole
genre of game show because now there's a new one
that this is. This is the solution that Hollywood has
come up with for the writer strength David Spade reality
show where he like brings out a product and the
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contestants need to guess if it's real or not, if
it's like a fake product or not.
Speaker 3 (21:53):
Oh, I think this is all the rage. I think
the next they'll be like, is this a cookie? Is this?
Is this a cookcake? Don't be right?
Speaker 2 (22:01):
Yes, the the bar for content is so low. We're
merely saying if people's eyes and brains work?
Speaker 1 (22:07):
And is this water? Yeah, yeah it's water. No it's not.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
There's a bunch of saran wrap. Ah, you idiot, it's
pist but yeah it's pissed buck. Have you seen School
of Chocolate Liz On That that is that's a reality
show where it's this guy Amari Gi Sean who's like
the chocolate master, like of making like realistic items from
chocolate that are like it's almost like the show could
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be is it chocolate, but it's all about chocolate sculpting.
But it's a competition show where like it's not so
fucking competitive that you get stressed out, Like if the
person does like like the worst person in one challenge
gets pulled aside by like the Chocolate Master for like
one on one instruction, and it's not like, oh, you suck,
get out of here. It's like, hey, like let me
help you a little bit so we can work on
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this in the next round. And you're like, wow, this
is really kind and like uplifting. So yeah, that's another
one that feels very low Steaks but positive without being like.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
I'll lose my house if I don't win Chocolate Master,
you know.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (23:08):
I love the the baking shows where like you win
a platter or you win some flowers, and it's like
in America would always be like, you know, oh, I'm
winning one hundred thousand dollars, I'm going to shive everybody
right right exactly.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
It's because I will not let this money slip through
my hands and I will debase myself in front of
my children when they watch this.
Speaker 3 (23:28):
Yeah exactly. So I like low low what did you
call it? Low Steaks kind of nice shows. I think
they're underrated.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, totally, yeah, nailed. It is another like fun low
Steaks that yeah, kids seem to really respond to.
Speaker 3 (23:45):
Oh yeah, what are you saying I'm a child.
Speaker 1 (23:47):
Jack, Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry, No, you're not a child.
You have the mind of a child.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
That's right.
Speaker 1 (23:54):
Imagine, as my man JC says, is what we should
all be striving for. Ju Raised Christ, thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (24:01):
So ye Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
That's right, that's Jesus Christ. I don't know if you
know what this podcast is all about, but it's about
spreading the good news with a lot of swear. Yeah.
This is actually the longest we've gotten into an episode
without me talking to the guest about my man JAC
(24:23):
and some of the cool things he has to say.
All right, let's take a quick break. Yeah, and we'll
be right back to talk about some news. We'll be
right back, and we're back. And Kevin McCarthy, that's right.
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That doesn't sound right. We're sure that's right. That's his name,
Kevin McCarthy. Alright, let's go with that. Kevin McCarthy has
announced that the House will open a formal impeachment inquiry
into President Joe Biden, despite the fact that they're hearings
and investigations haven't really turned up any evidence against him directly.
I'm gonna go take a nap. Yeah, it makes me tired. Well,
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we kept talking about how they would do things.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
They're like, we got a whistle blower, okay, but they're
too scared to testify. And then people like, is there
a whistleblar They're like, I don't, honestly, I'm not even sure.
Whistle before you're like, what are you doing actually with
the fine whistle? Yeah, I mean I know somebody who
was willing to say some bad stuff about Joe Byron,
but other than that, I don't know. And like he's
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also doing it without taking a House vote, which before
he was like I'll take a House vote and we'll
see what happens. You know, the polling in a lot
of battleground states has says most people are like, you know,
fifty six percent, like an impeachment would be just a stunt,
like a partisan political stunt, Like no one's like looking
for this. But I think the other big thing about
this is he doesn't even have the support of his
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own party. It's like a lot of Republicans are even
worried about how like the whole hack of it all
is gonna look, and especially when their logic is we
need to open an impeachment inquiry. So we can find
out more stuff and then we'll be able to uncover
something to impeach him for, rather than we have evidence
that we need to pursue that is leading us here.
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They're like, I don't know, man, we just need to go. Fine,
we're going fishing, baby, but we're doing it with subpoena power,
and they aren't starting with real evidence. And even the
head of the Oversight Committee he even admitted that every
subpoena he has issued that like to banks or other
government agencies, they've they've cooperated one hundred percent given the information.
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And then he's like, yeah, I don't know. It's just
like I've been denied access to anything. I still can't find.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Yeah, like I'm out of moves here, man, And man,
you know the term hoover flags. Your pockets are inside out.
That's us man. They've got nothing. That's amazing. It seems
to be based on the logic that they like, well,
the last time they did an impeachment thing, they found stuff,
so there's probably stuff here. It's like, yeah, well they
found stuff because like they did an investigation and there
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was like a lot of shit there. There was a
lot of smoke and fire and the time before that,
Like you know, I guess maybe maybe they're hoping for
like a Clintonian situation where it's just like embarrassing. They
dragged some shit out that's like embarrassing and like create stuff,
like find stuff as they're looking. Isn't that kind of
what happened with Clinton? Like it wasn't about Lewinsky, it
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was about something some some other shit. I don't know,
I'm a political expert.
Speaker 3 (27:43):
I think it was because he lied to Conger, like
lied to des or something, but it was really about
Monica ultimately. But the thing is, like, I don't know,
it's like we listened to the crazies now. Like growing up,
my mother was always like, don't listen to that person
crazy here, And now it's like, oh they're crazy, let's
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let's pacify them.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
And yeah, I mean, there's just like a massive will
to try and be like, well, you impeach Trump, so
we're gonna get you for what We'll figure it out,
figure it out. Yeah, but we're gonna do it because
he's gonna get mad if we don't. And then I
don't know how to stand up to him. So we're
caught in this fucking spiral till November, so we'll see
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where it ends up. But yeah, it's just like there's
there's just starting off with nothing and asking for more
power to just manufacture something.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
And I'm yeah, but and I'm here for it, and
I'm hopcorn eating me. I am ready spill the tea
here of public Yama yama this shit. Yeah, I don't know,
Like the whole thing makes me tired because it's like
it feels pointless. But also like there's there is a
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lot at steak with Biden's reputation and he seems really fragile.
It like, does it feel like there's been more people
being like he seems old like in the in the
mainstream mediately or am I making that up?
Speaker 3 (29:13):
I think that it's just a tactic because the ill
election is coming up, so now like he's super old.
That's in my opinion. And I also think like the
whole Hunter Biden stuff, like every family can knows has
a family member who's messed up. Yeah I don't think
that like most Americans are like, oh, he has a
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son who's a mess like we all have somebody.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
And he still loves him.
Speaker 2 (29:38):
Yeah, what it appeals to like this like minority of
like men who are like I don't love my kid
because he's a screw up, but yeah, I mean there
is like you know, I feel like since the earlier
this year, it's like about once or twice a month,
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you're gonna see some version of who could replace Joe Biden?
Like and it's even written by like like democratic out
like you know, like left leaning outlets where you're trying
it because I think there is the thing where I'm
sure the DNC looks at the polling and a lot
of Democrats are like, I mean Biden, Like that's like
the energy of a lot of Democratic voters are like,
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I don't know, that gotta be him, And I think
now they're kind of like, ah shit, like is are
we fucking up by like by just like riding with
this guy to the end. But I don't know, I
mean like it it's one of those things where despite
I think a lot of Democrats may be saying I
wouldn't vote for him.
Speaker 1 (30:37):
It's like this thing where when push comes to shove,
they're like fuck it and like I would literally vote
for him if he was dead, Like yeah, I don't care,
Like I just don't want the fucking fascist in office,
Like yeah, like truly if they if if that happened, Like, yeah,
well I'd vote for him if he was dead, and
(30:57):
I vote for like a three D projection of him.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
Yeah, totally tunafish sandwich. I mean, I don't care.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Yeah, subway tuna, Yeah, but for subway right in candidate
our new president subway tuna.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Somehow. To the point about like there being a push
from various sides to uh make it seem like he's
aging rapidly as the election approaches, there was that Hawaii
story where I'm sure that this isn't the only time
that people have been reporting shit like this, but there's
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the thing where people were like Biden fell asleep on
stage and that was actually like officially debunked because like
the footage that they used to spread that story was
like a close up of footage that was I guess
they like blurred it intentionally, and when you looked at
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the high definition footage of the exact same moment, he's
like got his eyes open and he's like blinking and
just like kind of has his head down, he's like nodding.
So it's that there's definitely a push happening to I
personally like, don't think he's the best possible candidate. We
are in the situation that we're in. Like that, there's
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this The Hill article that was like the five Democratic alternatives,
and it's just fucking Kamala Harris, Vice President Kamala Harris,
California Governor Gavin Newsom. Those seem to be the only
ones that I hear being taken seriously because she is
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will be the president if he dies, and he looks
like a president in a movie, I think, is that right?
The main thing with his slick back hair, that real
nice real, that's let us slick back, real nice pie. Bodajudge,
who lost the election last time and has done like
(32:56):
has not done anything good since then, you know, right,
except for like excuse the bad behavior of airlines. Yeah,
he's like had a bad few years since, not being
able to beat Joe Biden in the election. Like that.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
That feels like the case with a lot of these
right like that Harris like was like lost the election
to a great primary and has not had a good.
Speaker 1 (33:21):
Run since then. Same with Buddha Judge. So the only
ones that are like new untested are Newsome, Michigan Governor
Gretcham Whitmer and AOC they have on here because she
would be old enough in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3 (33:38):
I think Whitmeyer is probably your best bet there. I've
heard good stuff about her.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
The most different, like kind of Cameyon, a lot of
like yeah, a lot of Democrats like have been sharing
a lot of the stuff that she's been doing in Michigan.
Speaker 1 (33:50):
It's just it's just.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
I think the thing is that the DNC they're kind
of processing this information in like a weird way because
what the I think the polls, what they're not articulating,
is that people want a different type of Canada. Like
all of these come out of the same sort of
like ice tray of candadate. It's just in different shapes.
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But we're looking for a lot of people like are
seeking something different where someone is speaking to what is
happening to people in a way that actually seems authentic
and believable because all these people are just super polished
like political operatives. They're not like the kind of people
who like can like light up a room and like
make every person feel like they're seen and heard and
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like in a way that like you know, Donald Trump
completely abandoned like normal political speak and people are.
Speaker 1 (34:41):
Like, WHOA, that's different. Yeah, not to say that that's better.
I feel like, has that a little bit something?
Speaker 2 (34:46):
Yeah, No, she does, she does, but I have a
few I mean, I can't imagine the establishment.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
Circling around her. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:52):
So they would tear her to shreds.
Speaker 1 (34:55):
Yeah, like I just New York Times. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:57):
The second she'd be like, I don't I think we
need to end qualify immunity for the police, They're like, well,
they're going to all your union fucking endorsements.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Yeah, Like and that's all.
Speaker 2 (35:05):
It's like a fucking balancing act of how to keep
certain people in, you know, your coalition, but also trying
to present something that's a little bit forward thinking. And
that's just I think an impossible feat for them right now.
Speaker 1 (35:19):
Yeah. I view it as like two separate things. There's
like the you know, what I think is good for
the country and what I think like the country, like
what ideas the country should be moving towards. And then
there's the like sporting event of keeping the Nazis out
of office that is this one and so on that one.
(35:39):
I'm just like, I don't know, it's whitmer. How's Whitmer's arm.
She left you, she like keep you off balanced? Like
are what are you looking at here? Like how are
what are the saber metrics people say about her? Right?
So from that, like, that's kind of how I'm going
into this election is I'm just like fuck it, you know,
let's but yeah, the whole thing makes me.
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Yeah, because we're in dire need of something really remarkably
different and revolutionary. But yees, all of these my fall flat.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
I mean I sort of feel like, you know, there's
perfect and then there's what we have to deal with.
And I think Biden's what we have to deal with
right now. And it's like when you're fighting like real evil,
you have to suck it up and do what's the
best alternative at the time to fight that evil.
Speaker 1 (36:25):
Why is he got to be so old though.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
He can't help it.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
He's grown to.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Be because he was born eighty years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
Yes, that's why.
Speaker 2 (36:39):
Because his parents had sex eighty years ago.
Speaker 1 (36:41):
That's all. And that's the only reason.
Speaker 2 (36:43):
Why I like thinking about Joe Biden's parents. The Great Depression,
Oh god. But yeah, I mean, like Newsom has said
that he wouldn't run against Kamala and but I think
he's just being diplomatic because they've always kind of been
in this competition, Like they entered the political scene at
the same time, with him becoming San Francisco's youngest mayor
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and her becoming San Francisco's DA in the state's first
black district attorney in two thousand and five, and they've
always kind of helped each other. But then there's also
like when Barbara Boxer retired and that seat opened up,
Gavin Newsom wanted that Senate seat too, but deferred to
Kamala and then ran for governor. So I think part
of him, despite what he says, has always been keeping
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an eye on the national stage. That's why he keeps fucking,
you know, trying to debate Ron DeSantis. So yeah, don't
I don't counter.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
Unless you want me to, and this you want me does.
But yeah, literally one person asks me to yeah, like
I've been called Yeah, he's doing the thing of like
reluctant guy where he's like, no, man, I've told all
the donors. We're getting behind Joe, Like it just is
what it is, folks. We're moving on.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
It's like I wouldn't run against Kamala and then all
it's gonna take is like the slight, you know, vibe
shift And he's like, yeah, I mean I should have
been president of this whole time.
Speaker 1 (38:00):
Yeah, yeah, so you know, I run the what.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
Is it like, the fifth largest economy basically of California
was true boy energy where he's like, I couldn't. I
really shouldn't, but I couldn't unless you want me to. Yeah,
oh totally, do you really want me to? I shouldn't
though we really shouldn't. Really, I'm married, we really shouldn't.
But okay, all.
Speaker 1 (38:24):
Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
and talk about some things that aren't politics. We'll be
right back, and we're back. And not everybody was as
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sensitive and thoughtful and careful in their nine to eleven
coverage as Miles than I were in our Monday Morning episode.
For instance, I feel like no one will ever beat
the mattress store ad in which two guys crash into
twin towers made of mattresses. What I didn't see that? Yeah,
(39:10):
it got taken down really quickly, but it was just
a standard local mattress ad except they were like nine
to eleven sail. What better way to remember nine to
eleven than with a twin towers sail.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
Oh oh wait have I Oh they tried to make
it private, but you know, the internet never forgets.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Have you seen it, Liz, I have not seen it. Okay,
let me let me pull this clip up.
Speaker 2 (39:33):
That's a poor taste doesn't begin to describe this ad
from a local mattress retailer.
Speaker 1 (39:38):
Oh fuck you, Chris Cuomo.
Speaker 3 (39:41):
A twin tower sale right now. You can get any
size mattress for a twin price. Slight self all day long.
Speaker 2 (39:51):
We'll never forget.
Speaker 1 (39:53):
Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (40:03):
It's like who approves this? Like who? I mean, everything
has to go through so many people, and no one said,
you know, you shouldn't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (40:13):
Real Like that feels like a leaked like work training
video or something like it does. It doesn't feel like
an actual ad that ran and I don't know, maybe
maybe it is.
Speaker 2 (40:28):
I mean, it is like a little fishy think of
the wildest ship you've seen on your local cable station though,
you know what I mean, Like there's some like you know,
we used to have Crazy Gideon, you know, like the
ads were just unhinged.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
Like it's like gang if you live in Texas and
you saw this ship. Please let us know. I want
I want to. I want to just like no, what
it's it's an amazing like the performances. Yeah, they really
lean into it. They put their whole back into this thing.
Being literally a nine to eleven joke.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah, well, I think when you're given that script you
really have to sell it. You're like, all right, well
this is what I was hired to do. I'm gonna
throw myself into this because this is weird. You ever
see the kmart ad that was like I ship my pants,
So it's all these like I ship you know, and
it's really funny. Actually, but I don't think it ever ran.
(41:22):
But that's funny. But yeah, I digressed.
Speaker 1 (41:24):
But that's like a nine eleven. Just the facial expressions
are really like impressive. So anyways, draft DraftKings through their
hat in the ring. They're through their crown in the ring.
Draft Kings, DraftKings are my king. They through their crown
(41:45):
in the Ring. By unveiling a parlay on Monday called
Never Forget, where you could bet on all three New
York teams to win too, you know, both in order
to honor the victims of nine to eleven, while also
basically just handing your money to DraftKings, since the New
York Mets are not very good. The New York Jets
(42:05):
also not very good. Yeah, I don't know. It immediately
got a lot of.
Speaker 2 (42:10):
I mean, it's it was just cheap comf like just
you know, scandal marketing, right. They just wanted to get outraged,
like calling it like they knew, they knew what was
going to happen. And again they're like their apology is like, yeah, dude,
we already had it pre written because we knew that
(42:31):
there would be light backlash. We sincerely apologized for the
featured parlay that was shared briefly in commemoration of nine
to eleven in commemoration.
Speaker 1 (42:42):
Was stuck with it. It was shared briefly in commemoration
of nine to eleven. We were honoring nine to eleven victims.
By the way, I.
Speaker 2 (42:50):
Love the word parlay, Like uses that word, well, yeah,
when you're betting multiple teams gamblers.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
Yeah, that's a real big gambling term.
Speaker 2 (42:59):
I think I wonder too, if their whole thing is
like they're like, it's twenty two years yeah, yeah, like
it's it's all bets are off now, all bets are
off like and I think it's the every year there's
like some company testing America's collective like like gut about
like nine to eleven jokes like are you ready?
Speaker 1 (43:18):
I st I never forget it inappropriate times, Like.
Speaker 2 (43:21):
Yeah, I mean I think we've been saying that since
nine to eleven, you know, as I guess said.
Speaker 1 (43:26):
And maybe it's not funny. Maybe DraftKings has taught us
all a lesson, you.
Speaker 2 (43:30):
Know, Yeah, but yeah, that's it. It felt pretty transparently cynical,
like in terms of like it didn't even make sense
as a bet, Like it doesn't. It's just the kind
of thing where people are gonna screen cap it and
then be like what the fuck is going on Draft
Kings and like, hey, people talking about Draft Kings again.
(43:50):
We sincerely apologize for the future parlay that was share.
Speaker 1 (43:54):
It's like there's like product details in the apology, like
featured parlay features with In commemoration of nine to eleven,
we respect the significance of this day for our country
and especially for the families of those who were directly affected.
Damn man, that's fucked up. Until then call them out
(44:14):
in your thing while also drawing attention to your amazing
car List. I mean the stock price is down right now?
Oh is it draft can Yeah? Damn.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
They may have fucked around and found out that a
lot of people who buy gambling stock are also they
don't fuck around with nine to eleven.
Speaker 1 (44:30):
Joe, Yeah, nine eleven kind of a big deal on
Wall Street for some reason.
Speaker 3 (44:35):
I still feel like we're all at a we none
of us want to say it, but we're slowing down
with one like the nine to eleven. You know, I
saw something about making it a holiday, which is perfectly great.
I'm not against it, you know, but I feel like
as a country, we're a little like must we have
(44:56):
so much nine eleve?
Speaker 1 (45:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (45:01):
Well yeah, because it's always like, remember the tragedy that
happened that day, but don't remember the tragedies that the
US inflicted upon the people that were radicalized to want
to attack the United States in the first places.
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Like you just don't worry about that.
Speaker 2 (45:15):
Yeah. Yeah, a bunch of kids died in Iraq okay
when the Clintons were in office, but.
Speaker 1 (45:20):
And remember this since then too.
Speaker 2 (45:23):
Yeah, but I mean like think about like it's all
just like that's again why it's I think that's the reinforcement.
It's like, remember that scary part, don't think about anything
else that had to do with it, and you know,
let's move on and Jack can continue to have.
Speaker 1 (45:37):
To explain it to his kids. Moving along. Nothing to
see here. Well, in better news, y Gatorade has unveiled
new hydration technology nine to eleven AID nine eleven AID.
It is called water Gatorade water fuck off. Yeah, it's
fucking water, but in a Gatorade bottle. Well, what's different Jack?
(46:00):
It can't just be water because I know the functional
water bro oh AlCH line water that's gone through a
seventh step enhanced filtration process. Okay, okay, go on. According
to the president of GATERID, they wanted to give customers
some perceived health benefits his words, his word, perceived health benefits.
(46:24):
That's wild the fuck. Yeah, yeah, it's a perceived those
are perceived benefits. Gary is I think one of the
best examples. We did an episode Liz not too long
ago about placebos. Oh, I guess and Miles you were
out that week. Yeah, And like how the color of
a pill can really affect like how impactful it is,
(46:44):
especially when it comes to like if it's something that
is trying to like calm you down. It works way
better when it's blue, Like a sleeping pill or an
anti anxiety pill works better when it's blue. And if
it's something that's supposed to like pep you up, like
a day quill or maybe like it works better when
it's in a warm color. But like, so they've done
(47:05):
studies gatorade. People who drink gatorade are more well hydrated
than people who drink water. And the reason for that
is because gatorade tastes fucking awesome, and so everybody just
drinks way more of it. And it also looks cool,
like it looks like cartoon refreshment, like it like the
(47:27):
water is the color of or like the gatorade is
the color of like a cartoon glacier. Yeah, and it
tastes amazing, So yeah, of course, like it makes it
so like for him to come out and be like that,
we want to pass along some perceived health benefits, like
they know what game they're in, you know.
Speaker 5 (47:49):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I'm always freaked out by like
I mean, I guess none of the color is actually
like orange yellow, but then when they get in the
frosty blue, I'm like that doesn't look right.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
There's something about.
Speaker 1 (48:01):
It that weirds me out because it's the same color
as the water at Adventure Golf, like yeah, or like barbicide, yes,
and barbide, just barbicide. You'd still drink it. I drink dude.
Speaker 2 (48:15):
If they make gatorade like window washing fluid wind decks, yeah,
between Gatorade and I'm found in that ship. I don't
care because again, their marketing is also fantastic in that
they made you think that if you drink Gatorade, you're
actually Michael Jordan or you're any athlete who's gonna like
and I remember those black and white commercials or people
had like radioactive sweat, like the color of their sweat
(48:38):
was like Gatorade, And then it's like is it in you?
And it's like, shit, dude, I don't know. Man, I'm
fucking twelve and I'm like riding a bicycle, but I
think I need to drink lemon ice like fucking eight
times a day or I'll die.
Speaker 3 (48:51):
My nieces and nephews were super into it for a
long time, but Gatorade, I'm like, you're not Derek Jeter.
Speaker 2 (48:57):
Right, But that's the they combined a perception with it,
and I'm now perceived Derek.
Speaker 1 (49:04):
Like, they don't lie in the ads, like the like Mike,
if I could be like Mike, they like that song opens.
It's not like I'm going to be like Michael Jordan.
It's like sometimes I dream that I could be like that.
It's like they're like, no, you dumb, dumb, We're just
giving you a fantasy. We're selling you a fantasy that
(49:26):
this ship works. We're trying to pass along some perceived
health benefits. That's all that term is fucking evil? Man.
Can you can pretend you're Michael Jordan you're not actually him,
your little fucking idiots. That's yazzing that they've just been
like evil out in the open like or not, just
(49:47):
like honest that they're lying honest about their dishonesty.
Speaker 2 (49:51):
Well, they're like, well, these have electrolytes in them, and
you're like, you mean like salts.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Yeah, yeah, they invented the term electrolyts, or I mean
they didn't.
Speaker 2 (49:59):
Brand did like salt as electrolytes, which again is quote
the scientific term for molecules that produce ions when dissolved
in water pretty easy.
Speaker 1 (50:07):
But they're like eat electrolytes man, it was called salt
water before. But then people were like that the marketing
genius is at Gatorade. And I'm not saying that sarcastically.
They truly are geniuses. Were like, what's a scientific word
for this? And yeah, they change it to electrolytes. So
it does like that term when used with regards to
(50:29):
like things that people drink that comes from Gatorade. Right.
The thing they're entering here that is bullshit is the
alkaline thing. Like, right, there's been a like whole thing
with like whether you know, eating an alkaline diet has
been shown to like help your help regulate the pH
(50:51):
levels in your body and like lead to better health.
That's like a long standing bullshit health claim that like
eating according to pH only really changes the pH of
your urine.
Speaker 2 (51:06):
But that's what I'm testing, Jack, to see what my
body's saying, because I'm going to drink.
Speaker 1 (51:10):
It to offset the what the vaccine did to me.
But the yeah, studies of alkaline diets say they're bullshit,
and they actually date back to the nineteen thirties when
Biden was conceived. Yeah, and one of like that there
were a bunch of diet fads that offered the illusion
(51:31):
of control over one circumstances during the Great Depression, and
alkaline diets were like one of the one of the
big ones back then, So makes sense that again, like
evil marketing geniuses are like, all right, so we've.
Speaker 2 (51:46):
Got to we've got a depression happening right now, but.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
Nobody's calling it that, So we can just like whale
on these people with like old Great Depression marketing tactics
like literal snake of it. By the way, the David's
Bade show. I think it's called snake oil, but oh,
it came back to you. Yeah, it's uh, it's probably
the same reason it's becoming popular now as people want
(52:10):
the illusion of control over one's circumstances. Yeah, I'm surprised
that's not a direct quote from the president of Garride.
Speaker 3 (52:19):
I'm always I'm always a sucker though, Like if I
see something like it helps your electrolyts, it's you know,
smart water whatever, I am a sucker for it. But
ultimately you know that it's it's ridiculously.
Speaker 1 (52:30):
I'm drinking water.
Speaker 2 (52:32):
Yeah, but but it's it's it's one of those things
where you know, like even Gatorade they like convince people.
They're like, if you exercise, you're gonna be so fucking
dehydrated that you have to drink gatorade or.
Speaker 1 (52:41):
You'll fe're fucking up. Yeah, And I'm like, I know,
I know, I know.
Speaker 2 (52:44):
When even like like like physical fitness experts are looking
at like your metabolism and shit, they're like, uh, you
wouldn't need anything like this unless you're doing like exercise
it's like over ninety minutes straight.
Speaker 1 (52:55):
Yeah, like if you're running a marathon, Gatorade is an
effective like tool to have on hand if you are
practice of ex college football, Yeah, doing two a days
in the hot summer. Yeah, in Florida, which is where
it was invented. Otherwise you don't need it, but makes
us feel better? Does it's gator Aid? Yeah? People who
(53:18):
didn't know, Yeah, yeah, I was invented by like the
University of Florida, like team doctor and he was like,
I don't know, I put a bunch of salt water
and flavor sugar together.
Speaker 3 (53:29):
Yeah really I never knew that.
Speaker 1 (53:31):
Yeah, Yeah, that's what it's called Gatorade. And then it
was sold to a canned goods company because then just
went on.
Speaker 2 (53:38):
They're like let's invent our own sports science fucking laboratory
to help pad all of our claims of perceived health benefits.
Speaker 3 (53:46):
Yeah, Florida is magical. It's a magical place. All good
things come from.
Speaker 1 (53:51):
It, folks. We've been saying it, folks. Yeah, one of
the greats, one of the love. But it is interesting because,
like Gatorade, in order to get people to like believe
that they need a Gatorade, they've had to be claiming
that water sucks, right, Like water is bullshit. You don't
(54:13):
want to drink water. What do you want to drink
water for? That's not gonna quench your thirst. You need
gatorade full. And now they're now they've come crawling back.
They got gatorade. Water. It is like electrolytes, Like, like
drinking just a ship ton of electrolytes does seem to
be a fat Like I'm seeing that more and more
(54:35):
in LA right now. Oh, just like electrolyte claims. Oh well,
like I was like on a call with a agent
and they were like pounding electrolytes. They're like, oh, you
got to get those electrolytes, man. These ones are like
the top tier electrolytes. And like all my clients swear
by them. What do they do? They do they light
(54:57):
your electros? Man? You need man?
Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yeah, It's kind of like bone broth.
Speaker 1 (55:06):
Bone broth, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3 (55:07):
Which I was like, well, it's something for like supermodels
to drink. I mean, it's just broth. It's just like ridiculous.
Speaker 1 (55:16):
What you say, I said, But it's bones, it's.
Speaker 3 (55:18):
Bones, bones, Yeah, it's bones.
Speaker 1 (55:21):
Yeah. Well, Liz, it's truly been such a pleasure having
you on the daily zeitgeist. Where can people find you?
Follow you, hear you all that good stuff?
Speaker 3 (55:31):
Well thanks for having me. I met Liz Comedy on
all the social media things, so catch me there and
make sure you check out my album get and by,
which you can hear on you know, Apple, iTunes, uh, Spotify,
wherever you get your comedy.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
People have called you the Queen of the dead pan.
Speaker 1 (55:52):
Yes, I'd agree. Is that weird to be called that? Well?
Speaker 3 (55:57):
I may have called myself that. No, I no, I've
been I've been told I'm the Queen of the dead pan,
very like Stephen Wright.
Speaker 1 (56:06):
Yeah, the type of thing.
Speaker 2 (56:07):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was watching some of
your comedy notes. We were really laughing over it.
Speaker 1 (56:14):
Lolling over here on this side.
Speaker 2 (56:16):
Yeah, well talking to that twenty one year old in
the audience that, Yeah, it was a great exchange.
Speaker 1 (56:24):
Guys.
Speaker 2 (56:25):
Check out Liz's comedy. Check it out.
Speaker 1 (56:27):
Yeah yeah, all right, And is there a work of
media that you've been enjoying, Liz.
Speaker 3 (56:33):
Work of media? This stumped me, but I have been
enjoying just the last couple of hours. It was Pink's
birthday and someone on Twitter like posted this weird picture
of saying she looked like Eddie Izard and it's just
she's been fight Yeah. Well that's not the point, Jack.
The point is that she's been given it to people
(56:56):
on Twitter, and I'm enjoying that today.
Speaker 1 (56:59):
Ah, people like you fuck y'all. Mm hmm yeah yeah.
Speaker 2 (57:03):
I mean that's not a great thing to hear.
Speaker 1 (57:05):
It's not like somebody telling you you're the Queen of
the Dead Pan to say you look like Eddie Hazard.
It isn't.
Speaker 3 (57:11):
But I love how she's like fighting back, but in
a positive way.
Speaker 1 (57:15):
Yeah. Yeah, and also loves to fly, I think, as
we talked about, Oh yeah, when she when she does
that wire stunt across the fucking stadium.
Speaker 3 (57:25):
Yeah, it's crazy, it's great.
Speaker 1 (57:28):
Miles. Where can people find you? Follow you? What is
the working media you've been enjoying? Uh?
Speaker 2 (57:34):
Find me on at Symbols, at Miles of Gray, everywhere
basically uh and obviously find us on our basketball podcast,
Miles and Jack Got Mad Boosties. Check me out on
The Good Thief where we are hunting down the Greek
robin Hood. All eight episodes are out now, so binge
that and also four twenty d Fiance if you like
ninety Day Fiance cover rage you're hunting down the Greek
(57:58):
robin Hood because you don't like that he's been stealing
all your line.
Speaker 1 (58:01):
I don't like getting the poor.
Speaker 2 (58:02):
I don't like people that kidnap millionaires don't hurt them
and they give money away to poor people. I think
that's weird and it needs to stop.
Speaker 1 (58:11):
So you guys are doing it in one of those
big BMW or Mercedes Benz trucks that they hunt Jason
Bourne in.
Speaker 2 (58:19):
That's just hunting him.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
Uh shit, let's see. And the tweet I like is
from the hype with what is that one too?
Speaker 2 (58:27):
They're four wis in it and it goes it's an
exchange between Superman and Batman. Superman, can I brow five
hundred bucks, Batman nothing, Superman nothing, Batman nothing, Superman. Can
I bat borrow five hundred bat bucks?
Speaker 1 (58:42):
Batman? Yep, yep. You can find me on Twitter at
Jack Underscore. Obrian tweet I've been enjoying, please be nice
with a G G N E I s s tweeted
youth pastor banana you know who else died and became
bred anyway you can finally just bringing it back to
(59:07):
my man Jays. Yeah, yeah, love a community. You can
find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're at the
Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page
on a website daily zeit guys dot com, where we
post our episode and our footnotes as we link off
to the information that we talked about in today is episode,
as well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Myles,
(59:28):
what song do you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (59:30):
A little music I like to call upbeat, like cleaning
around the house type of music, because this is just
like a little bit like an uptempo like kind of
dancy house track. But it's not like too complicated that.
Speaker 1 (59:42):
You're like, oh my god, I feel like I'm at
a rave. It's just kind of. It's like a good
injection of energy, make your cup of coffee or whatever,
get your morning started.
Speaker 2 (59:49):
It's called End of an Era and it's by the
Count kou Nt.
Speaker 1 (59:53):
Check it out there we go all right well. Daily
Zeik is a production of by Heart Radio. For more
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Wherever you listen to your favorite shows. That's gonna do
it for us this morning, back this afternoon to tell
you what is trending and we will talk to you
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