GOP Exodus 2.0, Hot Dog = Ice Cream 8.5.19

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trademark that that scruffy voice of yours. Thank you for
blessing us with you, um, thank you for having me.
Oh my god, it's so great to be here. It's
been great catching up. We have a lot to get to.
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eyes closed it right now? Literally, no, close your eyes,
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I know it's a podcast, but let's just see your
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this is a failed experiment. Um, But without further ado,

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let's welcome our guest today, a man who was who
came on in the early days of this office, has
been around the Sun a few times and has come
back to Earth to visit us. Please welcome George's very
the very funny and talented stand up comedian Caleb signing,
Oh my god, that made it sound like I was
really old. No, I'm in around the sun. Yeah at
least once, right, at least one year old. Oh wait,

(03:52):
I've been around the sun. Okay, that like every year, Caleb.
I don't know. I've never heard saying when you were fourteen,
did you still have the feel of like a thirty
nine year old man? And people have always thought I
was an old soul. Oh my god, I don't know why.
I mean, I'm not mature. I'm not I don't have

(04:12):
stuff like together we raising the church. Yes, so I
think that was Maybe that's a part of it. Yeah,
you also talk like an old time newscaster. Thank you,
you're welcome. What do you mean what does an old
time newscaster sound like? All right, this is a storyline.
Tell us that the Germans have surrendered the Germans? How
about this? How about at Today and Dallas UH President

(04:36):
John F. Kennedy was pronounced dead by the Yeah, there
you go. We should have the weirdest show where it's
Blair like a time traveler newscaster and then me being
doing my drunk voice for the most absurd morning zoo show.
And now you give us the weather before we dive

(05:00):
into your brain a little bit more care, let's tell
people what we're talking about today. Katy Perry took an
l in court because apparently her track dark horse with
Juicy j That was for me. That was Nick Kroll,
I believe, But I should have loaded up my Juicy
J one anyway. Uh, she lost the lawsuit because that
that track apparently sounded too much like a Christian rap song.

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So we'll get into that. You'll you'll be able to
decide for yourself if the judge ruled correctly. Then. Uh.
The Washington Post not hiding anymore. They're full on just
shilling for the insurance industry. Their editorial board just came
out with a cool attack on Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth
Moore and for for thinking Medicare for all, uh is
even realistic? And then also let's talk about the GOP

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because you know a lot of people are jumping ship.
Uh as the election draws closer. Um, Oscar Meyer has
a hot dog ice cream sandwich. Yeah, let that set.
Let that sit in a second. Um, Netflix is watching us, maybe,
And uh, we'll talk a little bit about Tarantino's new film,
because we've got some ideas, we've got some thoughts, you've

(06:05):
got some feelings all over. Now let's get into it. Caleb,
what is something from your search history that is revealing
about well, I know I h The last thing I
googled was how to French press the coffee because I
had never done it until this morning. And have you
ever tried that? That's some thirty nine year old manches.

(06:28):
It is my first time. Yeah, but you I mean
like that's pretty good for like, how do you like
savage nice? I'm twenty eight now and it's my first
French press? Are you big coffee drinker? I love coffee.
I've always done it with the pot like just like
an auto maker kind of thing. Yeah, because you just

(06:49):
that takes one second. French press takes it. I swear
it took thirty minutes. You had to you have to
like boil some water, which is like, what did you
think was happening in that coffee pot? I don't know.
I don't want to do it. The coffee pot does
all the that and so boil water. That takes forever.
It's like so long. And then you got to grind

(07:13):
the coffee and then you put it in there and
you pour the water on it, and then you then
you just wait for like five minutes, and then you
gotta and then you push the thing and then you
wait again, and then it's just and ben. By the
time you have it, it's like not do I guess
do you like coffee enough to feel like, oh, actually
that was delicious. You don't give a funk. You just
want your coffee. Uh. Anything that I have to do

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is not It doesn't turn out good. The more steps
where it's like they you know, if you do that yourself,
and I'm like, nah, every time, it's not gonna taste
good enough. By more it honestly tasted worse than anything. Yeah,
and you probably did it all right. They were like
ten steps. I did all of them wrong. I watched
a YouTube tutorial and uh, it was a horrible morning.

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So back to folders for you, right. That's why I'm
so happy to get here. I'm like, oh, ze Via,
you know I'm before really you found in the back
of the fridge here my god, you guys Instagram, something's
up because there's nothing in it. But come on, if

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it's sweet, it's all Stevie, it's all just you know, uh,
fake sugar that's derived from whatever the funk it is.
That's why I look, just if you're gonna go forward,
just drink sugar, man, you know what I mean. In
a way, this is good for me. Right, Well, let's
make this podcast about something. Shout out to Zvi. Uh,
what's overrated? Overrated? I think places like everyone thinks O

(08:44):
l a New York, I gotta London have everywhere I've
ever been is just as good as where I left.
I don't think anything is that great. Uh. I don't
think people go like a lot of joy in your life.
Yeah no, I forgot that. You are stirred emotionally by nothing.
That Wait, so what's the what's the only Have you
ever been somewhere and been like that was a cool place?

(09:06):
But I'm always like where I was was cool. This
is not noticeably better than where I was. So to you,
every place on earth is equal to I honestly, have
you ever been upset before? Not? I mean when was
I mad? I don't know. Um, you did get a

(09:27):
kick out of everything? And if he's like, WHOA, that's cool,
He's like, what about everywhere? Everything's I don't know? Yeah
I do? What is this? This is great? You've been
to Europe? Um? No that maybe that'll get me. Um. Yeah,
I think Europe is probably a cool place to start
off with. Um, especially if you've never been to Tuscany
in it around of Europe. Um, the sound of the

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Tuscan hills in a way, there's a way. I know
you might not be moved by normal places, but this,
my friend, is no place. It's a it's a moment,
and it's an experience that I feel that every person
should experience. Well, I bet I would like it because
everywhere it goes fine, Like I'm not damn it, Jesus Christ,
I wouldn't dislike it. So if you bite into like

(10:10):
homemade pasta, you don't feel like anything emotionally, that's the
big one for you. An Italian, Oh my god, if
like yeah, I mean I was in danger because this
guy was like trying to make me homemade pasta, and
I was like, you know, I don't feel like if

(10:31):
I go over there and eat this, like I couldn't
fuck him without So I didn't you know, too much
of a pool over me. Yeah, it's very easy to make.
By the way, do good Semolina? You know Semolina, Semolina.
I'll give you YouTube to look at later. Um, what's
something that's underrated? Underrated? Oh, here's one, people go, Oh

(10:55):
I got I'm lonely. Oh, I think being lonely is
great people talking about are you ever alone? Caleb? I
feel like you're never alone? No, No, I've never been alone.
Do you ever just like spend a day alone? No?
You have people around you all the time, all the time.
So it's like maybe that's why I don't know. Wait,

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so overrated would be being with people, being with people.
Underrated would be places. This makes me sound insane. Uh,
I should have just said tuna from Subway and underrated
Tuna from I couldn't agree more. Now you write it

(11:39):
this years once. The rapper scar Face is underrated. I'm
always from Houston. Yeah, I love Scarface I've been listening
to him all summer, and uh, I don't know why
he doesn't get brought up more because he's really ugly.
But other than that wonderful music, do you ever I mean,
I think Scarfaces Yeah, you know, he's not rated enough
to people who don't really like listen to a lot

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of hip hop and hip hop people already, you know,
they acknowledge Scarface as a just o G. But I
think outside that people should get into it. Right. If
you're just a regular casual listener, check them out. It's
your it's gonna great summer music by the pool, you know,
smoking some weed. Ma, it's gonna be You're gonna love it.

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That's a party. I've never heard of him in my life,
but don't you guys. Also a thing that sometimes really
ugly people are hot. They are because like who's who's
someone that you would that is not traditionally beautiful that
you're like, I'm I'm ready. I don't know. All my
friends say that about all my ex boyfriends, but no, no,

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but like sometimes if someone's face is just like absolutely mangled,
like they had to like cultivate extraterrestrial personality traits that
to overcome society. Yeah, and so they have cultivate did
these X factors that just grab you without you even
realizing it? You know what I mean? What sounds like

(13:05):
to me that you're just not as superficial like that
you're respite someone's looks. You're like, what's that? What's that
energy coming off you? What's that? What's that X factor personality?
You guys, I am receiving what you're saying and that
I'm an incredible person. But also but also that can
be dangerous too, because you think someone's charismatic and then
they just like they were just on coke. They're on alcohol. Yeah,

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like I think traditionally attractive people are look great. Oh great, damn,
that's the thing you ever seen? Like a model? Yo,
like that you see on a billboard? Right? Oh my god? Underrated.
I'm glad you can't see you see like I was
worried when I saw you on the on the schedule
because I'm like, y okay, let's have to come in

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here with these inflammatory takes that could just upend the universe.
What's a myth, Taylor? What's something that people you know,
but people get wrong that money can't buy happiness? Every
time I've gotten money, I feel so much better than
right before it happened. And uh, it literally all the

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things I like, it gets for me. I don't understand
what the problem is, does it, um Margarite does in city? Uh?
You know my phone bill and I can't even talk
to my loved ones without money? Right as scarface CD,
you gotta have a scar fade ye what I mean? Yeah?
Money is great? What well how long does that last?

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For money? Feeling? You said right before it feels better
than right before you got it, and then you get
it and then how long can you ride that for
until it runs out? Hmm? Then once more. When money
runs out is bad, it's bad, and then when it
comes back great great. So I honestly, that to me
seems like the that's the key to life is money. Yeah. Yeah,

(14:52):
that's weird because a lot of these people are so
focused on like, you know, don't tie your happiness to
something so external like money in the object. Excit it
brings and that's just bullshit. But you'll die without it, yeah, exactly.
So you got were very realist, like my dad's a
preacher and stuff, so they taught me all that, but
the main thing was like they're like, you need money badly,

(15:14):
so Jesus tight to the job and it's gonna be hard,
like right, yeah, so father's son and the holy credit score?
What I mean, make sure them things are right? Oh
yeah credit score? Oh my god, the good credit score.
No way it's good. Oh checked, that's the that's the
attitude of someone who's not even bothering to look. There's
no way it's good. There's no way. I checked a

(15:37):
couple weeks ago. It was fair. I want to be
so rich, Like I just want to be so fucking rich. Yeah, yeah,
and then what I don't know, Like my life is good,
so like my life is good, I just want to
turbo charge it with some about being rich. So I
can't even imagine the heights I will sore to. It

(16:00):
would be so crazy. He just what are three first
three things? You're a billionaire overnight? What are your first
three things? The really things, like I want to say,
first class. I am tired of just like being cramped
all the time. I want to eat any restaurant. The
main thing I care about his restaurants and pasta. And

(16:22):
then I'll have a personal trainers, so my body will
be so fucking sick, even though I'm like eating more
than I ever have my Oh my god. And that's
about it. Really, that's a personal trainer. I just like
immediately to be a billionaire's first class. Yeah, I want
to say first class. I read you're asking me the

(16:43):
three things I would do if I buy. I'm simple,
I would buy I would probably buy a Nissan Skyline.
Gtr is a sponsor. This is a car I love.
I'd buy a cash car thirty four. It's it's a wrap.
I would buy a car are. I would buy an
old Chevelle and try and make an actual pod racer

(17:03):
from Star Wars with it using jet engines. It's from
an article I read in an electronic gaming monthly. From
what else? And then honestly, I would probably just travel. Yeah,
I would always, you know, if there's probably I mean,
if I had that money, the first thing I would
do was just bord a jet and find my way
to the hills of Tuscany place is already like heaven,

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and in a way, even without the billions of dollars,
I feel like I am so I feel a little conflicted.
Do I need the money away? Wait? Also, not to
make myself sound like the incredible hero that I am,
but like I would get all my friends and people
like these incredible gifts. They wouldn't even they would be
so psyched about, Like I would just like buy someone

(17:52):
in a car and they'be like, what the fun? Yeah
I did that. I think I would just do that.
I was into little money and then give it all
away because billionaires are illegal, So how about that. I
reject the premise of your questions. Yeah, I would hold,
as I say it from my castle. Once, I's gonna

(18:13):
get the funk away because there's only like two thousand
billionaires on earth. I would hold a big meeting with
a big theater. I'd be like gathering at the billionaires,
and then I burn it to the ground. Everyone was
in it, so you'd be like Calisi basically how she
had all the calls in that tent and was like,
guess what, It's a fucking fire party. And I would
want to live so I could be the only billion
but you would come out, but you would invest in

(18:35):
your suit so you could emerge from the flames, similar
to Denari. He started this and then it turned out
it was Marcavelli in the whole time. Yeah, oh boy, Um, well,
you know, before we get into that, we'll get we'll
get to a copy of the Prince. Tupac. His name
is Tupac. Actually, Oh let's uh, let's go get a

(18:58):
copy of the Prince and we'll read that during this
commercial break. We'll be right back. Yeah, and we're back. Um,
let's talk about Katy Perry. Um. I don't know if
you remember her song dark Horse Juicy J. If you don't,

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I'll play a little bit of a clip before we're
sued out of existence. Give me one moment to get
the vinal record out, Okay, put up the needle there
and just played this. So this is the beat. Let's right,
you're gonna come to me. Okay. I mean we all
remember that, we've all been a halftime show. But so

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she uh, she got a little bit of a legal
dispute because a federal jury federal jury decided after a
week trial that there was a copyright lawsuit that basically
claim that dark Horse was too similar to a Christian
rap song from two thousand nine of by Marcus Gray,

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who is not my cousin that I know of, but
if you did get a lot of money, I will
hit him up because I'm trying to go back to tuscany. Um.
This is how his track sounds, joyful noise, and it's
pretty similar. I would have got dned. You don't think
that's too similar? How many chord progressions are there in

(20:27):
the world, like twelve, Well, that sounds okay. So apparently
the court ruled that it's just too similar. And if
there were several elements, I think it was one that
it was that sort of a little descending synth line.
Plus the beat was very similar. But that but Katie
Perry's legal team was basically saying like, look, they're just

(20:49):
trying ship out. This is how you arrive at stuff.
And I totally understand that argument. But you know, she
did try to take that church away from those nuns
and most helas, and I'm team she did. Yeah, she
tried to buy this old, this old property in Los
Filas that these nuns were like that was owned by
a church or something, and she was like in a

(21:09):
long court battle trying to get it, and eventually I
think she lost out. I didn't know that, or maybe
she did win the house. And then something happened where
it proved God existed. I forget something like that happened,
but don't fact check God. God will shoe your ash, dude,

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you come for the King. So you know, my thoughts
and prayers are with Katy Perry. She gets this difficult time.
I hope she can cry on her gigantic pillow of
money or as my mom calls her, Kate Perry. Is
she adamant that she's Kate Perry? She my mom just
like doesn't she just shortens people's names. She calls Brad

(21:55):
Cooper her close personal friend. She doesn't know she's doing
it though, like people named Michael or Mike. Okay, I
like that. Um one thing. Okay, So last week we
were talking about the debates. You know, that was a
big focal point for everybody in comedy and Twitter, and
I guess the journalism too, And I don't really pay

(22:18):
anything that point, but um, a lot of the takes
we were seeing were like essentially that Bernie and Elizabeth
were like too far left and other ideas were working,
and like the centrist proof that like that's that's the
way forward, which was basically by not doing a fucking
thing and just being like everything everything's chilled. It's just
like kind of tweaked things a little bit, let's not
rock the boat too much. Well, the Washington Post editorial

(22:40):
board just fully shield for the insurance industry. They posted
a opinion piece from their entire editorial board that just said,
why go to the trouble of running for president to
promote ideas that can't work? And that was a reference
to when Elizabeth Warren was talking to you know, John
Delaney and saying, I don't understan why anybody goes the

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trouble of running for president just to talk about what
you can't and shouldn't fight for anyone like dum Alright,
we'd like that, because yes, there's a lot going wrong
um in our current political system and just how the
economy functions, etcetera. So they come out with this piece
and just off top, they just sound like people who
just want to take the biggest dump on Medicare for all.

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Even as a concept, it just says proposals should meet
a baseline degree of factual plausibility, a bar that, for example,
the Medicare for All plan that Mr. Sanders and Ms
Warren favor does not clear. The senators cannot deliver a
system that provides far more benefits than other single payer
systems they claim as their model, while preserving the level
of care and access that ensured Americans currently enjoy. They

(23:40):
should make the case for a government monopoly on healthcare
if they want, but they should be honest about the
trade offs. Now, look, I'm not here to say that
switching to Medicare for all. Are trying to go through
this process of of having a single payer system is
going to be simple, because there are many complex issues
at work on trying to take these uh private insurance
plans and figure out how employment works and all these

(24:01):
other things, how uh, the care will be given. Um.
But that's not to say that the idea itself is
like a feasible one at the very least. And it's
a valuable discussion because right now we have people who
are are just basically dying because they're poor. And I
think it's really disingenuous of the Washington Post to not
even sort of take what their critique is about what

(24:22):
this system is and at least offers something to say
a less our owner of the newspaper is a massive
billionaire take would be yes, while there are complex issues
in switching to a Medicare for all system, like they
need to be clear about how exactly to do that
and what their solutions are, rather than just wholesale writing
them off about being like, oh, nice idea, it's not
going to happen, because it seems like, you know, based

(24:45):
on a lot of the people who got into the
House during the mid terms, we're running on a Medicare
for all ideal, and shows that people are hungry for that,
and this like talking point. It's like, well, what about
the people who get their health care taken away? No,
that's not how it's working. It's about providing Medicare or
providing health care for every person, right, it's so weird
to be like like who, Like it makes me wonder

(25:05):
who is the health and health care for Washington Post?
Like it's gotta be so lit. It must be good
because they're I mean you think about again. I mean,
you know, jeff Bezos likes to say, like, I really
have no you know, uh influence on the Washington Post reporting.
It seems like that kind of for the most part.
But when you see ship like this, because the policies

(25:26):
of Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren would go after precisely
these kinds of people who are who are wealthy, beyond
even the exercise we did earlier. Like I couldn't even
put myself in a headspace where I had Jeffrey Bezos's money.
If I did, I would not wear clothes like fucking ever.
I would live in a room made out of balls.
Are gonna get hung on something? No? No, it would

(25:48):
be a velvet room. My I would live inside of
a giant pillow basically with a TV and like food
in Tuscany, but that would be it naked in Tuscany.
But I think that's the kind of thing like they
go want to say, you know, let me just this
other part was just really fucking absurd. Big donors and
billionaires may exercise too much influence, but Democratic primary voters

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should be wary of candidates who use that fact to
explain away all opposition to their ideas. I'm sorry they're not.
They can't even acknowledge that corporate interests in this country
have such a factor in how policy works that they're
saying that does actually explain away most of the opposition
if you look at who is funding a lot of
the attack ads or a lot of the campaigns against

(26:33):
medicare for all their vested interests in private insurance. So again,
what what the fund is that it's gotta be weird
to be a reporter because you get into that because
you're trying to like do checks and balances like justice
in the country. And then like, do you think that
these people just get sweat like the do they feel

(26:56):
pressured to write under the way of their owner or
do they work there because they're them? I think so
because at a certain level, you know, the this sort
of traditional media, these like legacy companies, they've always basically
never served to like fully rock the boat on how
the United States operates. It's like to report on things

(27:17):
that are happening, but to like be like, like, you know, uh,
we're in the we're in the latest stage of capitalism
and we're seeing all of its manifest stations everywhere. Do
we need to rethink capitalism or how like how we're
moving money around or what the rights of workers are
and things like that, and what how corporate interests are
poisoning the country there. That's just not how these things work.

(27:37):
They just want to be like, oh, what's the tea
at this bank? When you see it is much bigger,
and you know, they go on to say, even if
you undid citizens United, which is the decision that allowed uh,
the corporations to have a First Amendment right essentially and
put money into campaigns, um and politics and enacted campaign

(27:57):
finance reform. Sustainable policy in America to emerge only by
means of principled compromise, really, because that's I'm pretty sure
that's why we're working here, because of this idea of
principled compromise. You can't compromise on certain ideas that are
going to leave people in the lurch. And I think
that's where again, nice try Washington Post before the funk on.

(28:18):
I just also like going to Canada one time and
you're like, oh, this is great. Oh so you removed.
We went to a place and you removed. Well that
was only by the healthcare, which I could not change
my mind on my own opinion. Canada is great, you know,
going to another places I changed my mind. Other places
are great. I like Japan. I went there. That's a

(28:41):
good answer. That's a good answer. Where else was fun?
I liked going to uh Newfoundland? Um, wow, that was
a cool place you went there. Wow, good for you. Okay,
I don't even know what I'm talking about. I think
I just hadn't had much skinny pop yet. You know me,
I get grumpy, grumpy, the grumpy version of Caleb. All

(29:02):
places are the same. I also do that. I'll change
my like, I'll literally reverse like my most deeply held
belief over over a couple of coffee. Oh man, Well,
other people who are just abandoning their beliefs. Um are
a lot of Republicans in Congress because um, we are
starting to see a lot of retirees pop out. So yeah,

(29:25):
In the last few weeks there have been five Republicans
saying yeah, I'm I don't I don't think I'm gonna
seek re election because you know, having Donald Trump at
the top of the ticket and trying to be like, yeah,
vote Republican is a tough proposition for some people, or
at least people who maybe are starting to realize there
might be a human inside still. Um And like, people

(29:46):
retiring is obviously normal, but like, it's tough when you're
the party trying to regain power. You want to keep
as many seats as possible to just like, Okay, we
have our seats, which ones we need to pick off,
rather than like, oh, ship, now this one's up for grabs,
this one's up for grabs. It changes the math a bit. Um.
And while most of the people who are retiring come
from districts that are pretty solidly Republican, a few more

(30:06):
have become competitive, which isn't what you want. Um. And
so there, I think there's a few reasons. A. You
don't want to align yourself with the president. And there's
a lot of people who are in the House right
now in Congress, about two thirds of them, they've never
actually served in the minority. They've always been like when
Republicans have had the gavel. They've always been like, yes,

(30:27):
it's it's fucking wonderful. But part of that means when
you go in the minority, you give up better office spaces,
you get less perks. Uh, your budget, your committee budgets
kind of go down. So I think they just maybe
want to take their toys and go home. Possibly I
didn't know it was like that. Yeah, well I think
it's other things. Just when you look at sort of
how it's hard to be attached to the devil, probably

(30:51):
honestly because like and he turns on everyone. So it's
just like literally it's like entering a bridge where someone
just a half of it on fire. Right. You know. Well,
then you have uh, Susan Brooks, who is like a
woman who leads like she recruits new people to run
in the house. She piste off too, So now you

(31:12):
have like, okay, you are You're already dealing with very
few women who are in the Republican Party. And then
also on Friday, Will Herd, who is the only African
American GOP congressman, he was also like, no, I'm not
running for re election, and he was very much like
I can't you can't hear stuff like this from the
President and have them think every American is welcome in

(31:32):
this party. And I think for him, he's also an
ex CIA analyst. He was also like not feeling his
like oh, the intelligence, the Deep States ship. He just
wasn't feeling any of it. And I think it got
to a point because his district, I believes in San Antonio,
he you know, having a majority Latin X district. He
didn't want to then be like vote for me a

(31:54):
Republican and also have to answer questions about like what
about the president the head of your party. And I
think that was just like we're not doing that. It
is weird too, because the only I think, I feel
like the only Republican who can stay in office and
like like you can agree with Trump, but if you
just kind of think he's a dick, right, and that
gets out he like tweets you and like insane, And

(32:17):
the only one who can get away with it is
Mitt Romney because of the because he's like King Mormon. Yeah,
they'll be like, yeah, you can. He's the only one
who can like openly talk shit and stay Yeah, because
even whatever Trump says, yeah, they don't care. They're like no, no, no,
and I'm like, hey, give it up to the Mormons. Hey, sticky,
circle the wagons, y'all. But the thing with um, yeah,
with will hurt especially, it's like, yeah, you speak out,

(32:39):
you're fucked. You speak up in support of him, you're fucked.
And I think that's that's like one of those positions
if you, like I said, had half the fucking soul.
You don't want to go into these elections, like, you know,
defending some of these policies, even especially when you don't
fully believe in them. Yeah, and your old job is
to speak on every possy and his feet president your

(33:01):
party exactly. And it's like seems brutal. Um, I really
actually need to pivot to this very important story because
I don't understand why this is a thing. Um. Oscar
Meyer has a hot dog ice cream sandwich. It's called
an ice dog sandwich. Do you guys hear about this? Yeah,
this is pretty gnarly and and I'm like, such a

(33:24):
hot dog person, but this is like when a six
year old woman gets like her boobs redone, you know what. Yeah,
it just gets like a huge, like fake rack and
you're like, all right, we're trying to change things up,
you're from Warenge County. Oh it's like fake rack, that's
how you know. Like, I don't think she has a

(33:46):
new rack yet, so I think, yeah, my my first
special is going to be called huge Cans. No, but
I feel like, I'm like, why would you got ice
cream in hot dog? Which? And I'm like, I love
hot dogs like more than anything, and for me, I
can't even consume. But I also hate when people try

(34:06):
to take two good things, like when people are like
chocolate and bacon to get the I'm like, no, they're
masterpieces by themselves. You're doing too much. Well listen, just
listen to the description really quick of how this is
even made. So the ice dog sandwich contains candied hot
dog bits, whatever the funk that is. I've already got dude,

(34:27):
hot dog hot dogs sweet cream? Ature of hot dogs
sweet cream? Is that to say they take the hot
dog water and make that ice cream hot dog, then
spicy Dijon gelato and a cookie bun? No fuck you? No, no, no, no,

(34:49):
wait a minute, now, I don't know. Apparently, I mean
they must have done this. Look like a hot dog,
it's an ice cream sandwich, but this is there they
want to evoke all these fucking labors. This is like
when you look at right now, it's gonna be I
think going to other places of the country look like dog.
Oh my god, that's morally wrong. Oh it's horrible. If

(35:13):
you're in New York City August twelve that week, look
for the wienermobile. They were serving it up. If you're
in l a cool house, I think we'll also be
serving it. Maybe we should go. I don't think we
have to do miles. Let's just call your regular hot dogs.
I'll do that. Okay, God, but you wouldn't even you

(35:34):
wouldn't even entertain trying it. What if it's somehow they
pulled it off. No, they can't pull it off. How
come in your why are you so adamant that they
can't pull it? Because are you so resistant to change? Yeah,
I've never felt an emotion. I can't be moved by
any geographical change. I changed my mind about all that.

(35:54):
I love everything like I love a hat the second day,
where oh my God, you need God, you need God's
great ice cream is not okay. So this is what
a hot dog is like summer, and ice creams like summer.
But this is the only different thing this. It's hot,
it's spicy, it's like it shouldn't be a favor. No,

(36:17):
it's wrong. I have a feeling this is like, this
is the kind of energy that is like what rom
coms are built off of, because then you're gonna have
your first bite and then you're gonna be team ice dogs. Say,
oh my god. Every time I say I hate someone,
I end up sucking them. So but somehow the hot
dog that made me matter than Trump, that made me

(36:38):
matter than like poverty and healthcare. It is different than
what I thought it was going to be, though, that's
the first feeling of it. I just thought it was
going to be. I thought it's gonna be a hot
dog with ice cream, which would be better than what Yeah,
I would rather have a hot dog with ice cream
on it. Look, it's not ideal, but at least we're

(36:59):
not getting fucking wild space engineering in a lab. You know,
there's a lot of thought that went into that hot
dog sweet cream already to me, sounds like the pink
google that they make the franks out of. Anyway, you
know what I mean? Just think about it. If you
ever saw hot dog get made, whatever it is, it is,
I know that's my biggest thing is when people bring
that up to me. When I meet Dog, I've clearly

(37:22):
chosen to enjoy this. Okay, sound like Big hot Dog
is funding this podcast and you're just a corporate show
like the Washington Post editorial board. Look, I told you
that I would kill for money. Well, let's go on
to another thing that's in the works. Um, the go

(37:43):
fund me border wall has running into problems. Um already
somehow this fucking joke of a wall is now has
like parts of the wall are technically in Mexico at
this point, it's not even like on its own land. Um,
because they there I guess their borders or boulders that
they used to put it, like the foot of the

(38:03):
wall that they were placing, and uh, they were putting
these boulders in what is legally Mexico. And it's now
sort of like a mini international incident. Um. That dude
who started at Bran cole Page is like screaming ship
like this is like this u n like organization is
harassing me. And this commission that is calling me out
is fifty Mexican owned. Okay, so this commission that he's

(38:26):
talking about is called the International Boundary and Water Commission,
And it was established in the fucking nineteenth century with
a commissioner from each country, one of the American one
is a trumpet pointee and they look at, you know,
sort of how land is used and how water is
flowing between the two countries, like to basically be like,
this is how we figure out our borders, like from
a sort of geographical standpoint and anyway, So now, like

(38:49):
cole Page is very dismissive and telling like this commission
to go funk itself because they're like these are in Mexico,
like you have to do something like well, uh, you know,
the people moved them there, like you can move act
if you're so if you're so mad about it. Um,
And he is just basically saying, what's funny because with

(39:09):
this whole idea of him thinking of keeping foreign bullshit
out of the country, he still can't even look at
Mexico's if you point here and be like, I'll get
this foreign bullshit out of our country. So the wall
is like a bunch of boulders. No, we'll see, like, yeah,
I think it's a few different. The wall itself isn't boulders,
but I think they have boulders near where the actual
because the wall isn't really being built yet. There's still

(39:31):
like developing the fucking land, so it's still like a
big grift from what I can tell, And this is
just part of like the process of it being built.
I mean, it would be funny if they had just
put a couple of four foot boulders and like, yeah,
that's it, you can climb over this. Acting like a
victim is just so funny to me. I'm just like,
how the ment the gymnastics right? And he's mad that

(39:56):
the half of the commission is a Mexican exactly, And
it's like, yeah, because because it's a partnership between the
two countries, because it's dealing with countries that's a lot
of Mexican. But that's the kind of ship that he
has to tweet to his followers to like sort of
use this weird fucking rhetoric to be like defend his
dumb idea. Um. The funny thing is he's like cole Fades,

(40:19):
this dude was saying, like, well, the landowner of Mexico. Uh.
He says like he doesn't have a problem with the
rocks being there, but the commission who was like who
they gave their comment was the concerned about the encroachments
was brought to our attention by the Mexican government, which
is the entity we deal with. So who don't give
a funk about what your friend who owns his property
thinks of. This is what the government has witnessed. Anyway,

(40:41):
I feel like so many racists, uh, not only dumb,
but like like another level. I think they have this
cartoon idea of Mexico in their brain where they don't
have a government and they think of it literally like
a cartoon with like tumbleweeds, and it's like crazy, right.
I really think they're surprised me. We're like wow, the commission, Like,
I really think they think it's the wild West and

(41:02):
they just don't understand it's a real country. Well if
I think, I truly believe that because most people who
buy into all that rhetoric have such little idea of
some of the nuance, not even nuances, just the facts
of the world. Um, I gave them too much credit.
Apologies to ignorant racists everywhere. J K, fuck you, We're
gonna take quick right, We'll be right back. Yeah, and

(41:35):
we're back. Uh. And I want to talk a little
bit about Netflix because some people were noticing, are y'all
cheers in your liquise? Oh wow, thank you, cheers Jimmy
Buffett over here on a great day. Let's do some shot.
Netflix got caught recently when a user discovered that the

(41:57):
app on Android was collecting physical activity data. And this
got a lot of people just like the you know,
the conspiracy theories ensued because a security research he has
played well, that's not mine. I have the X file sound,
but we don't. What was that? I like that. That's
for Jack when he does conspiracy theories, because it's meant
to under mine. Oh this is that was curb yea

(42:20):
So last I think a week and a half ago,
a security researcher just opened his app as well and
found or saw that there was a menu added that
asks for permission to access your physical activity. Now, most
people were saying, like, it's probably Netflix making use of
this new Android Q update that let's like developers, you know,

(42:43):
tap into the sensors to detect step counts or classify
like how a user like what their activity is like
if they're walking or biking or in a vehicle. And
Netflix was like yeah, yeah, that that's what's going on.
That's what's going on, and that could be the case,
but again, the conspiracy theories abound, and not even like
that the good one person, I think it givesmoto. I
was saying, like maybe they're trying to get into like

(43:04):
the exercise space, because there was like that show Make
It that they launched, and this one person had an
idea of like using like you had a pair of
socks that could tell when you fell asleep while binge
watching to automatically pause the show you're watching. And they're like,
maybe there's something to do with that socks. Yeah, somehow.
Like this person's idea was like, based on how much

(43:26):
you move your feet at a certain point, it would
detect your sleep based on movement and send a signal
to I would never wear those. I already feel like
it's so fucking violent. Every time Netflix asked me if
I'm still watching, I'm like, yes, bitch, you don't do
you need to make me feel bad. I'm here, I've
been watching The Office before and a half straight. What

(43:47):
do you do on your day? Like Sunday, am I
not allowed to watch to have the Office on while
I'm passed out. Yeah, I want that half in my dreams,
so it helps me dream nicer, and that's not good
for the numbers. The funny thing too, even about those socks.
The thing failed on so many levels, Like if you
used a blanket, it wouldn't transmit the signal. If you
were like someone who moves around a lot, it would

(44:09):
never think you're asleep. Also, who the fuck is sleeping
with socks on? Pervs? I don't do nothing with sacks on.
I take my but like, my feet are twenty degrees
colder than the rest of my body. I don't know why.
So sometimes during my awake life I have to keep

(44:32):
them on if I take a nap or something. Yeah,
but do you get in bed with your socks on?
Are you lying? No? One of my things is I
never lie? Really yeah, what do you mean? One of
my things like on your dating profile? One of my

(44:53):
things like I never lie. You can try dating profile.
Like I tried to say how I actually felt like
the truth about my life, and my friend Joe Quila
was like, literally nobody is going to swipe. He changed
it to say, um, I've never had water, what's it
tastes like? And then a million matches. Guy, just want

(45:15):
someone to be dumb as fun looking for breathing lessons
quick match before phone exploded? Right, show me how to
bloods it taste? Like, honestly, that's a very good question.
Oh my god. U There was another one too that

(45:36):
they said there was like a personal trainer that was
on this show that was like, uh, like, I guess
one of those like fitbit devices that could pause your
show every time you stopped moving. So I'm guessing that's
like for people who like watch Netflix at the gym.
I've never been to a gym, but I guess that's
what people do, just watch shows on the treadmill. And
if you do, then why do I need it? I
can do that at home on my couch. So yeah,

(45:58):
I do work out while I watched TV. Yeah, well
that might make sense though, And though another one was saying,
like maybe it could be a thing where like if
you were like like exercising, Netflix could send a motivational
quote from a Netflix here. A lot of people are
like trying to connect these dots, so it could be
something like that. And also there are like a lot

(46:19):
of rival streaming services coming out, so maybe they do
have an like an eye on how to differentiate themselves.
But when you also look at like Tesla came out
and said that you'd be able to start watching Netflix
in your car, but they were saying only when it stopped,
because obviously there'd be the fun. How the funk could they?
I mean, I think that's maybe in the future when
you have driverless cars, great, you can just watch it

(46:40):
because you're not. And honey, I can't wait till that
day when you and your billionaire friends are just cruising
NonStop when I don't have to drive. I love to
be driven, love it. Yeah, what's your favorite what's your
favorite driving experience? Well, I mean, I don't know. I've
been in a some nice ones, but I just don't

(47:04):
like to have to focus pay attention. Yeah, or just
like I want to just deeply stare wistfully out the window.
You know. Okay, what do you think about what you're
wistfully staring? Oh? Baby, A lot goes through this night
and it ain't all good. So I don't know. A

(47:27):
lot of rumors abound about this Netflix thing, but we'll see,
we'll see. I mean, isn't it crazy though they are
literally keeping track of every I just assume my phone
knows every single fucking thing about my entire sister. But
they pay so much attention. That's like we're comedy specials.
That's why they started making them shorter, because they're like, oh,
literally nobody watches past. Yeah, I gets slow too. Um. Okay,

(47:52):
let's also check in quickly with Tarantino's latest film, Once
Upon a Time in Hollywood. Um. It's man, it's pissing
a lot of people off, and it's making others very happy.
It all depends on how you look at him his work, um,
and you know his approach to everything. But I just
kind of it was it was funny to me because

(48:12):
there's such a plurality of people that are upset. Obviously
you're gonna have people who are upset because his films
are rife with just violent scenes against women. Especially The
Hateful Eight was wow. Um. And a lot of the times,
like the death of women are used as a hateful
hateful Yeah, they work, they're anti woman, and then they're

(48:34):
also you know, people were upset by like the casting
of like Emil Hirsch, who I had no idea had
choked a woman out at Sundance in like I thought,
know Hirsh's career was like full done. I was extremely
surprised when he popped up, and I kept being like,
I was so surprised that I kept being like I

(48:54):
kept going back and forth with myself for a while. This,
the tale of him choking this woman was like was
at a night like there was a pop up nightclub
put on by Tao forgot about wait, and this was
public to like, so whenever whenever someone is violent publicly,
I'm always like, oh, what should has gone down? If
they don't give a fuck that much? It's because that's

(49:17):
when people were still like, what else I think he's
getting away with is if it's full on me, it's
full on someone else. I thought he died and into
the wild and actually died. What serious? Like I never
looked very serious. I never consciously thought it, but in
my head, I'm like, just dead. That's why I thought

(49:39):
his career was because I was like, oh, yeah, I
thought he was that bus so method he died like
above actually had sex in that movie. You know how
people think there's a genie movie was bad. It's like that.
I thought a mil Hurst was dead? What Sam? I
thought he was dead, like you know River fene or

(50:00):
the joker. Wait wasn't. I thought it was one of
those young guys that died. But she was the genie though.
But Caleb, what are you talking? I mean, because you know,
people mix mix up the name, I think because mn't. Yeah, anyway,
we're we're giving people the fucking truth today. Um so yeah,

(50:23):
there's again always there's always uh these sort of criticisms.
But anyway, with back to a meal of her. So
just read this out a v I P. Booth at
taw pop up nightclub. Uh. Several hours and drinks later,
I wouldn't have to say that two people had to
physically pull the then twenty nine year old actor off
a female film executive who he choked unconscious. They said,
like when he got there, apparently from police reports, he said,

(50:45):
she started kind of causing a ruckus, and I sort
of started getting intervening, and this happened. Wow, I guess
this is how fucked up he sounded. When I don't
think it was much more than that. To be honest,
I think she had to go at me. I probably
defended myself. So what happened was the according to this
one man, he just started talking ship to her he's like,
you're just Risch, you know, and you're probably gonna sucking
anything with your life's sucking something risk his fucking daughter.

(51:08):
It would be funny in he's sucking pretty good. Fuck
you done, I'm sucking. I'm out here, dude, sucking how
a nightclub dude, and fuck you and apparently kept touching
her hair and ship and I think at one point
she's like, yo, get the funk off me. It escalated
and choked her. So apparently when the cops got there,
when they said, what the funk is going on? I

(51:28):
was like, I don't know, you know, it's like kind
of hazy to have a few drinks, but I think
I can patch it up with her. He kept insisting
the cops. He's like, no, I think I'm gonna patch
it up for her, and they're like no, dude. He
was charged with like felony assault and then like he
took a plea deal because at first she wasn't going
to press charges because again, that's how fund up the
industry was. She was really concerned about her standing as

(51:48):
a developed because she was in a development executive and
was even named like powerful executives under thirty like in
the Variety or something, and then eventually she was like,
not funk that this is bullshit. Press to the charges
and then he took the plea deal. And again I
don't I did not know. I had no idea this
had happened. Um. And then a few other things, just

(52:08):
about Tarantino's filmmaking style. We talked a little bit about
how he forced Uma Thurman to drive like basically a
rickety old car and she got a fucking car accident
because he was so insistent that you drive this piece
of ship. I also didn't know that in Inglorious Bastards,
when Diane Krueger's character is getting choked to death, those
are Quentin Tarantino's hands. He like insisted that he was
the one choking her like for the shot. So you know,

(52:32):
that's that's the backdrop of all of this. You think
that's why he said the inn words so much so
people focused on that instead of all his other cream
Maybe I mean the thing there there are there are
moments that like the whole film to me, I wasn't like, oh,
this is one of his greatest films, and I wasn't like, oh,
this is fucking this is the worst film I've ever seen.
It all depends on how much on how familiar are

(52:52):
you are with his work anyway, knowing there's there's gonna
be some dumb ship, some you know, overly offensive ship.
So let me just go through some of the lists
of the other people. We got to the people who
were upset about the casting and these other things. First,
he was pissing off Bruce Lee's family because there's a
moment where Bruce Lee is in it and it's like
a caricature of him, and it's just like this dumb

(53:14):
scene where he gets like like beaten, like one punch
or whatever. And to me, most of Quentin Tarantino's characters
are fucking caricatures. So I was just sort of like,
of course, this is just another caricature of of a
of a real life person. The thing that pissed me
off was like, Bruce Lee would not have lost to
this motherfucker to fight. That's the part where I thought
they did him dirty, not because of the overly hard done,

(53:37):
like lame version of Bruce Lee that the actor was doing.
When I was watching and I was like, I don't
think this is anything like Bruce Lee. I'm sure, and
I think again, his daughter came out and was like,
this is a caricature that he come that he came
off as an arrogant asshole or whatever. It's like, I
get that if they were doing my dad like that,
I would be mad about it. But yeah, that like

(54:00):
none of it was sure. That's why I'm like, Okay,
that's fine. I mean, you're I don't think there's any
reason for me to take argument with people who were
offended by that. I certainly see why you could be.
But for me, the thing I was more piste off
was like Brucey would have had that ass Okay, I'm
sorry Brad Pitt. Next, Peter was mad because of Brad
Pitt's character who had a pit bull and apparently used

(54:22):
like some breeder to get this dog or whatever, and
that pissed Pete off. That dog was fucking vicious though,
you know what I mean, the dog comes through and
spoilers and what happened to the dog. They were just
I think they were upset that there was a pit
bull and it was sort of portrayed in this film
as like a really aggressive dog or this like, you know,
tough animal, and it's already like a very abused animals.

(54:44):
Of course, Peter comes in, and I think they also
maybe got it from a breeder who was, you know,
a problematic pit bull breeder. The next thing, druggies. There's
a scene where Brad Pitt smokes and LSD dip cigarette
and gets high. And now you pissed Miles, and now
you're pissing off me and all the drug people because
I'm an LSD true. Okay, because let's really think about this, man,

(55:08):
Fucking LSD breaks down chemically around thirty six degrees celsius
degrees fahrenheit. Okay, now, cigarette that ship burning around uh
nine degrees celsius, So the lesurgic acid would not survive
this process. Wait a minute, it would basically render the
LSD a nert from the heat. Like you couldn't smoke

(55:30):
like that. Once it's being heated up, it's done. I mean,
you could have got it from touching the cigarette or whatever,
but in the film he's never tripping from handling it.
But again, that also sounds like some kind of bullshit
sixties drugs where they don't even know they're doing it wrong,
and they're just like, look, the movie was fucking good.
I want to but now I want to get to

(55:50):
you and your love of Brad Pitt. First, I want
to say that the young actress in it, who was
like the little girl, I was very impressed with her
acting skills, and they, you know, they to provide a
little bit of relief at times. Also Leonardo DiCaprio, I
was he was so fucking transparently insecure and like his
Pep self Pep talks had me laughing. He was good.

(56:10):
I liked it. Um Now, Brad Pitt, you said Leonardo DiCaprio,
Who yeah, Oh my god. Okay, well, I do want
to preface. I want to preface this was saying I
have not seen any Tarantino movies. I saw Gilville once
when I was like young, and I don't remember it.
So I went in there hungover as hell, and I

(56:32):
was like, I'm gonna have just like an afternoon with myself.
I got myself a large popcorn, extra large diet Coke,
and I went in there and what happened was, I
was like, I love this movie. I love sixties Hollywood.
It was so cool seeing all the old spots. And
he didn't U c G I, so it's all just real.

(56:52):
I loved it. Brad Pitt fifty five years old. Like,
I don't like old dudes. I want the ship out
of him. Oh my god, I didn't even Yeah, I
didn't even notice. You could see in his face and
Haril was in the movie. I could not He's a
movie star. He's in a movie star. Yeah, you're you're vibrating. Unreal.

(57:20):
I was like, this movie isn't long enough. If they
could add a few more hours, just watch it at
half speed next time. So did they take his shirt
off and stuff and do like cool bread pure Yeah,
And he's also just like brusque masculinity ages. And he's
also a guy who kills his wife. And he killed
his wife and I was like, that's so hot. So

(57:40):
it's not even like a scene. It's like this weird
dimension of the character that like they just touch on once. Well, No,
since we've talked about all this, and since I read
all the articles, I was like, Okay, now I should
feel guilty that I liked it. Um and I didn't
know about the feet thing. Now I want to watch
it again. He loves his feet. And then Robert Evans,
who this this is a real sentence, is back from Syria.

(58:03):
He is in this he was in the studio today
and we were talking and he was like, did you
ever read that article about the woman who like was
like basically hooked up with him for the story? And
Tarantino essentially was like very like it didn't seem like
it was any kind of predatory thing. He was essentially
they were in a relationship or like being dating or something,
and he was sort of like, yeah, like even without sex,

(58:25):
like I would love to just like lick your feet masturbate,
And she was like, yeah, for the story, all right,
he does look like a guy that likes to lick
feet and masturbate. Though, Yeah, is there a type? I
mean that smile he has, that's like, you know, there's
something Ted Cruz has the same sort of like smile.
You're like sile. Oh you mus say like there is

(58:49):
no face type for that man. Oh wow, you're a
lean back Okay, No, okay, I will say, you know,
Marlo Robbe, are you still thinking about this dude? Whoever
is the footlicker in your mind that you picture? Okay? Anyways,

(59:11):
I will watch it through a different lens now knowing
that Tarantino like is not treating he has a subconscious
hatred of women that I think he he wrestles. I
don't even think he wrestled with He's just in his films.
Yeah what if. But maybe that was also a little
true to the time. Absolutely. I think there's also there's

(59:34):
also an argument about, like, you know, even with brad
Pitt's character being like a guy who killed his wife
and like didn't go to jail and it's just a
rumor that everyone knows but he still works is a
very like sixties thing. It's like, yeah, he may have
killed his wife like that. I get that. But at
the same time, I understand these criticisms having characters like
that who aren't really redeemable either. But you know, this

(59:56):
is that you pick your poison. That being said, huge
relief when brad Pitt didn't fuck that teen Yeah, well okay,
yeah a lot. Having not seen this movie, this is
this crazy, what kind of movie is this? But yeah,
I think the the parts that I really did enjoy

(01:00:20):
though we're just seeing old l a. And also the
amount of places. It was funny. I saw it at
the Cinerama Dome and people were cheering when they showed
the Cinerama Dome, like I thought an arc light and
I was like, this is cool, but you know, uh,
you know, check it out. Let us know what you think.
A lot of people loved a lot of people hated it.

(01:00:41):
I'm ambivalent towards it. And Blair's take is I'll funck
Brad Pitts fifty five year old face all day, right,
he said, yeah, I think I sum of your take up.
It wasn't even to me. I think you you didn't
even come away from it being like I love the movie.
I think all it did was activate your libido when
he saw Brad. I didn't even know that I liked

(01:01:02):
Brad Pitt, like, I've never felt anything for him in
my life. Really, Yeah, I'm serious. You say that's so
so sure you've black and like that for him and
snatch when there's you know, there's are large gaps in
my cinematic history. Yeah, I know movies. Have you seen

(01:01:24):
like four? My friends like, look, I read a lot. Okay, okay,
I read a lot. Oh that's right, you're a speed reader. Yeah,
Like my friends are always just like, oh yeah, of
course you haven't seen anything, right, but you've seen what
you've seen, probably some show like nine times over and over.
Oh yeah, what show is that. Um, there's a lot.

(01:01:46):
Uh what's the latest True Blood? Yeah you think alright,
Vampire Gang in the molding. Well, Caleb, thank you so
much for stopping by. The best day of my life?
Oh damn, every day. That's how I keep it. You know,
I've changed my mind. I love everywhere and everybody, and
today's the best of your life. It's great that zvia.

(01:02:08):
Yeah you know what it is. Yeah, it's that today
is the first day of the rest of your life.
That's never not sure. My religion teacher said. Anyway, where
can people find you? Follow you? Support you at Caleb
Sign in c A L E B S Y N
A N get at me or Caleb sign dot com.

(01:02:28):
I don't know. Just just follow me on Instagram. It'll
be great. Uh, come see me do stand up in
your city and uh, I'm gonna go watch What's upon
a Time in Hollywood if you want to come see
it with me? Okay, when put that on later today? Okay,
let him know I'm going to the arc light. Um.
And what's a tweet? Is there a tweet you like

(01:02:48):
recently from anybody? Oh? I saw a good one. Uh,
it's probably one about Alan Stricklims has all those ones
about eating ass know that there's a good one I saw.
I'm trying to I forgot about the tweet things. Oh yeah.
Rob Hayes had one that I really like where he says,
what's going on with Bill de Blasio sideburns? We haven't

(01:03:10):
had a president with sideburns in a hundred years. Just
really made me laugh. Holy sh it. Follow Rob Hayes.
Very funny comedian. I love Rob Hayes. I think he's
one of the funniest people alive. He really is. He's
so good. Blair, what about you? Where can we find you?
Follow you? Oh? You can find me at Blair SAKI
B L A I R S O C C I. Um,

(01:03:32):
but not if you want to write me about my
voice and yeah, and that's on Twitter and Instagram and
I post all my shows in l A and other
cities and stuff. Yeah, um, what twet you like? I
don't know who wrote it, but it was so funny.
It was like a quote tweet of an article about
Leonardo DiCaprio that said life after Leo, like where his

(01:03:56):
girlfriends are at now? And the person wrote in their
mid twe I love it. That's such a funny one
those It's like we can all see who we can

(01:04:17):
google these women's ages battern Um. You can find me
and follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of
Gray tweet, I like, let's see this is from Dana
Donnelly at Dana deal n l y don says, I do,
unfortunately find team girls really hot because I needed to

(01:04:39):
try to have something in common with my last boyfriend
and I was having way too hard of a time
getting into basketball. I read it on the way in here.
Oh man. Her tweets are on fucking point. You can
find us at Daily's I guess on Twitter, at the
dailies like guys on Instagram. We got Facebook fan page,
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It's a track that was recently released by the artist
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(01:05:42):
that'll be it for us today. It's Monday. Go forth
and wreak havoc upon the earth, you know, in a
positive way. That's right, Thank you, we love you, and
go bye bye. Trying to catch away away, So trying
to cat you away, thinking like back in the days

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when niggas will fair tip catch job, trying to catch
you away? Are you trying to catch you away? For
sewing to catch you away? What are you sing like
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