Great White Goat, SWEAR YOU’RE HEALTHY!!! 5.22.20

In episode 636, Jack, Miles, and Jamie are joined by Yo Is This Racist's Andrew Ti to discuss Lori Loughlin finally taking a plea deal, a new model showing we should have closed down a week sooner, self-attestation at companies, The Last Dance but white, what shows to watch on Netflix for Monday's episode, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. LORI LOUGHLIN, MOSSIMO GIANNULLI COP PLEA DEALS ...In College Bribery Scandal
2. New Model Finds Shutting Down U.S. Even One Week Earlier Could Have Cut Death Toll in Half
3. The Dawn of the COVID Self-Attestation
4. ‘Last Dance’ For The Gridiron? ESPN Sets Deal With Tom Brady For 9-Episode Series On QB’s Remarkable Career
5. The Gronkiest Moments from Rob Gronkowski's Party Cruise
6. #thesquad this is gonna happen (Andrew's tweet)
7. WATCH: How to Meet Women in the Grocery Store : How to Approach Women at Grocery Store
8. WATCH: Connan Mockasin - I Want Troll With You - Gentle Dom (Andrew VanWyngarden of MGMT) Remix

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, thirty four,
Episode five of Daily Like Nice to production of My
Heart Radio. This is a podcast where you take a
deep dive into America's share consciousness and say, officially, off
the top, fuck the Cooke Brothers boys, and fuck Fox News. Jamie.

(00:21):
I'm so glad you backed me on this one. I
was nervous about what you were going to say. It's Friday,
May twenty. My name's Jack O'Brien, a k A poor
him with family members staying at home while we're in
lockdown Born until November, hoping to God that the curve

(00:43):
goes down. That is courtesy a Pudge Moron Moran, and
I'm thrilled to be joined as always buy my co
host Mr mild Gray to stay inside and la is
the place to be. If I had no trees, I'd

(01:05):
lose it during this wild That's quarantine, Okay. I just
came up with that in my yard front yard taking
a walk today because we are staying inside in l
A for a minute. Just shout out to Angelina's who
are wearing masks, and also, uh, those kids that keep
Seeingna having parties on my block, Like what age? What

(01:29):
age of those kids. They're like, bro, I know I'm
old because I'm at that age where someone who's younger
than me. And where's it like tidi shorts, I say,
is on TikTok. I'm like, I don't know. They're probably TikTok, TikTok.
He's probably TikTok house is what I call there where
they live. That's right, but they're like early twenties. I'm
pretty sure that's how they all meet their friends now

(01:52):
is on TikTok. But that's when I caught myself because
like her Majesty was like, what do you think they do?
I'm like, I don't know. They're probably on TikTok or
some ship. Old as motherfucker. There's another. I've been doing
a deep dive all the TikTok kids. Uh okay, I
figure out what's going on with these kids because there

(02:12):
they have like their own Remember like how YouTube had
like Team ten and it was like that fucked up.
So they they have one of those two, but it's
like it's even worse. It's called the hype house and
oh yeah together, Wait a second, who who the heck?

(02:34):
Oh that's right. Third guest by our third co host
by our second co host, third host. I'm really losing
it here, guys, I'm gonna I'm gonna take off. It's
real to be joined the hilarious and talented Jamie Loft.

(02:58):
I want to talk teeth, Scoob teeth. Do human for me, please, Scooby.
I'm down here on my knees. Everybody hate, everybody hates.
Thank you so much too. Once again, Official Dickhead coming

(03:19):
through with the fire a case. I love saying official
Dickhead once a week, as as he continues to turn
out the hair. I remember when that account used to
be Unofficial Dickhead. How far they Well, yeah, this is
a legitimizing this. This show will legitimize you in a
major way. Dickhead truly a journey I actually we reached
out to him to get his life rights, but Disney

(03:42):
is already attached, so we we had a strangely enough
a bug's life conversation prior to hitting record. Uh and
that's something you guys will never know. Worth's realed to
be joined in our fourth seat by one of the
faces on Mountain site More. He is the hilarious and

(04:05):
talented Andrew t oh Ship. Did you guys. I guess
I just need to take advantage of this and just
be a K A Andrew teen, because ain't no one
else could have that a K. I'm assuming, so I
was gonna say my actual the A K had written

(04:28):
down was team China Virus, because I've I've turned a corner.
You're owning it. I went to the Chinese grocery store
in the San Gabriel Valley and I'm gonna tell you
a certain generation of old Chinese people have pre quarantine,
was not good at respecting your personal space. And let

(04:52):
me tell you this, they have not improved. Um some
Chinese grandma's I was in. I was send the grocery
store and it was literally like a fucking game of
pac Man. I was running down the aisles to try
to get away from people it was and eating everything
as you went, right, like that is true? That is
true as fu Yeah, so um yeah, ship was wild.

(05:17):
Needless to say, so, yeah, I'm China virus. Now are
you doing the thing when you go in the store? Now?
I I write my list because I'm I used to
love just being high and listening to a podcast and
wandering the aisles of a supermarket and doing my like
like leisurely grocery shopping. Now, I'm like I have with
sugar playlist blasting in my ear. I have like my

(05:40):
grocery list is written by like where I enter the
store and how I will serpentine outlet as efficiently as
sweep ship right now. Yeah, Like I'm I'm just not
even yeah, because like I'm a on one level, I'm like,
I'm just trying. It allows me to like nerd out
and try and be as efficient as possible and gives
me like a task to do. But then on the
other hand, like I'm like I found myself that the

(06:02):
context of going to the store is very different now,
like not as like pac manny, but I'm just trying
to be like as thoughtful and not being in there
as long as that you know, normally would be. Yeah,
So my ship, my ship wasn't even shopping. I was
picking up a preplaced Internet order and still still these

(06:23):
and they were literally like just wait here for a second,
and it became untenable. At one point, I was like,
if anyone's ever been to a big Chinese market, there's
the area where usually it's stacked nearly to the ceiling
with bags of rice, but because so much rice has
been gone, it's like, you know it, there was room
to clear outside, like I hopped over a wall of rice,

(06:44):
like I was in fucking v like hid in where
like rice was normally stored in the rice pile. Yeah,
it was like real, It was real fucked up for
many reasons. And I'm a section as no man's land. Yeah,
oh my god, I don't want to get caught there. Man,

(07:06):
it was. It was wild anyway, except on Christmas where
people come out to that aisle and sing sing songs together.
That's right, play at soccer ball with a cabbage, you know. Yeah,
all right, Andrew, we're going to get to know you
a little bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna
tell our listeners a few of the things we're talking about.

(07:28):
Aunt Becky and Massimo are going to jail. They've decided
that they're going to plead guilty, so they're not going
to jail for long enough, but they are going to jail.
It's going to be such a nice jail, I know,
just putting all other jails to shame. We get to
see what they're you know why, because what they're probably

(07:50):
gonna end up doing is claiming COVID fear and at home. Yeah,
watch this fucking space you want to see. Oh boy,
Michael just got out too because he was like a
little bit scary. Meanwhile, again, we still have we have
prisons in this state still where there is COVID and

(08:12):
the Department of Justice is still like how white are they?
Have you tried being white? Tried that I should have that,
but should have thought of that before you got arrested?
Be white. We're gonna talk about how one week could
have made a difference, or at least the difference that

(08:33):
when we could have made according to a new model.
We're gonna talk about how companies that are making their
employees just swear to them that they don't have COVID. Uh,
we're gonna pick our rewatch movie for the weekend. We're
gonna talk about ESPN's plan to do the last Dance
but white. Uh so, the last bad bad Dancer, Bad,

(08:59):
I don't know, the last the last awkward two steps,
the last cotton eyed Joe dude. But then that song
given to us by Australians, right, really, yeah, Rednecks is
like not even American. They're like, I think from it's
something like, really they're Sweden, swedensh Yeah, I like that.

(09:24):
I listened to Cotton Eye Joe on my walks. I
loved that song. I remember the jock Jams it was on,
and I bought the Jock Jams it was on just
to get that song. On my quarantine walk playlists are
both Cotton eight Joe and The Macarena. That's actually the
whole playlist. Yeah, my son just discovered the Macarena and

(09:47):
I rediscovered it, and that song still still goes. I
hate to just sort of derail this, but aren't the lyrics.
If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe, I'd be
married a long time ago. Yeah, there's like this whole
story behind the story that we just don't know. Cotnight
Joe stole your girl, I don't know. That's why he
keeps asking where he came from, him where he went,

(10:08):
because because yeah, killed. I mean, it's based on Hey Joe,
which is a song about killing somebody for infidelity. So yeah,
but it's kind of the sort of love rednecks because somehow,

(10:29):
like Swedes are being racist against Rednecks even in their
portrayal of their own group, because like the video is.
It's like a mix between that capital one commercials idea
of what like a raider barbarian person was, and like
whatever ship you can pull together like a Swedish fucking
thrift store to look like like redneck guy. Oh man,

(10:53):
it looks like medieval times for European people who want
to know what being in like Appalachia's. It's feels like
it feels like you could put in cottony Joe over
that final scene of Midsummer and a lot a lot
of ship get on YouTube, put that on TikTok, y'all,
that's what the TikTok teens. Andrew. We like to ask

(11:13):
our guest, what is something from your search history that's
revealing about who you are? Oh man? It is apple
sauce recipe space no cinnamon. I ran, I ran out
of cinnamon. And here's what I realized had been happening
is the farm boxes. Well, the two things that happened

(11:35):
was one is I signed up for one farm box
and then I was put on a waiting list and
promptly forgot about it. And then I signed up for
a different farm box and was getting you know, fruits
and vegetables and such and then the other one came in,
and I guess what you have to do is tell
them what you want or don't want, and if you

(11:55):
don't tell them anything, they give your ass all of
the apples. No one else on it. So I have
I had briefly so many apples, and I considered eating them,
but obviously that's not going to happen. So I made
like a funkload of apple sauce. Yeah, and then I
realized I didn't have any cinnamon in the house, so

(12:17):
I used whiskey a five year old vanilla bean that
was in the back of my spice cabinet, and and
a little bit of honey and guess what, oh, and
and the bourbon I the whiskey I use because I don't.
I was just like, I'll fucking throw some of this. No,

(12:37):
it was like this, um, I don't even know. It
was some some whiskey I got that was like very
expensive anyway, dollar for dollar, this this apple sauce has
to be the most expensive apple sauce on the planet.
And it tasted exactly the same as a mots indistinguishing
fuck yeah, but and you got you got two chains

(12:59):
coming over in a few minutes. To try that most
expensiveness apple sauce dud, but I got a lot of
It's the important thing. How much whiskey is in motts?
Do you would? You guess mots is just apples? Right?
Like that's just that that's their things. Got to assume

(13:20):
people know of people, Andrew. What is something you think
is underrated? Um? Underrated is fucking Sadoku? Uh, specifically playing
like three hundred Sadoku puzzles in an afternoon because you
diwloaded an app. Um, I somehow I feel like this

(13:45):
is this has gotten Uh. If you follow all of
my appearances on on the Daily Zeitgeist, you'll see the
pattern of Andrew slowly getting sucked into being a YouTube person.
Um but uh the gaming YouTube that have been suggested
to me, um morphed into YouTube suggesting you tubes of

(14:07):
just old British men solving Sudoku's. Oh wow, So I
got sucked into a hole of that. And then those
guys had this app. So I fucking download the app
and just played so much Sadoku that's it didn't make
your brain feel like it was like working, Because that's
what I'm looking for activities that makes my brain feel
like it's like still rattling around in there. I mean,

(14:32):
that's what it's supposed to be doing. I can't tell.
All I know is that like, once you're on it,
you just like you just keep going. It's so addictive
to just be like mordokudo. Um. But yeah, I killed
like two and a half days on that before I deleted. Incredible, Jamie.
I have a mensa Sudoku book that I recommend for you.

(14:55):
Really yeah, I might just kind of blast right through,
but let't give it a shot solving a mensa Sudoku
out in public, and oh my god, you might. You
just read a book called Your Gigantic Penis and How
to deal with all the problems that come along with it. Honestly,
the thing that I've been using to stimulate my brain,

(15:17):
like I'm similar to sudokus learning. I'm trying to learn
Spanish better because right now I just know loose phrases.
I can't conjugate verbs at all, Like I just I
just remember things very well and can do an accent
that people think I'm proficient in Spanish, and that has
helped me be like, yes, new things stimulating those parts
of my brain. I've been using the duo lingo. And

(15:40):
what I've been doing is and this this probably could
work for you, Miles, is because they basically have built
this economy out of like every time you make a mistake,
you lose a heart and gamified this language learning, and
but you can earn hearts back by doing well. But
you're just all connected to one pool. So basically I've
been fun en up Spanish real bad, and then when

(16:02):
I run low on hearts, I just switch over to
Chinese because I'm still at basically like first you're white,
white person Chinese, so I can rack hearts right back
up and then go back to Spanish. And wow, you
sound like that. Uh No, it's it's just like you
just have lives. I mean, you could do as slow
as you want, but I guess I could just cheat

(16:23):
by looking it up. But yeah, I mean I like
that it's gamified. But I'm a babel boy myself, so
you'll knows. Uh so, no time for games, but your
your whole strategy of switching in Spanish. But no, like

(16:45):
your your strategy is switching the Chinese is like what
I would always pick Japanese if I ever had some
kind of language component. I had to fulfill for anything,
and they're like, bro, why are you in here? I think,
like anybody who speaks the second language, sometimes you got it.
You need a break and go to a class for
a thing you already know better than the teacher most
of the times. Yeah, I just I just needed an

(17:05):
extra edge and something to feel good about. So doing
kindergarten Chinese exercises. Here's here's the other side of it,
that's real sad I'm not perfect at it. I'm like good,
but like it's literally for like five year olds and
I'm only okay, I'm like a B plus five year old.

(17:26):
What is what something you think is overrated? Um? This
is strictly the quarantine speaking, but I think weed, guys,
weed has crossed over into being overrated for me. I'm like,
my cannabis consumption is through the roof. For me, it's
as big as it's ever been. And yeah, I'm just

(17:47):
I think I just need to bliss out on Sadoku
and Spanish. Yeah that's doing it for you more than
the weed. Yeah, I think. So I've experienced a thing
where yeah, like the tolerance is shout out to people
who have sent me all kinds of remedies for that,
but I think the only way that's gonna happen is
if I don't smoke weed for a while, so then
bring my tolerance back. But there is. It's just funny though, too,

(18:11):
because now I'm seeing people who before had very low
tolerance is like be like really just straight up stoner's now.
But like my you know, shout out to my old man,
my dad, who would be like normally twisted off of
something I would give him, and now he's like, man,
he's like, you're not playing with the big boys anymore. Yeah,

(18:32):
I might just I guess I could switch to just
doing M D M A every single day and runs
out but into the curve. Yeah, I think, yeah, all all,
what how how do you identify as a community weed heads?
All weed hits guys who wear basketball shorts in their thirties.

(18:56):
My boyfriend, who is notorious weed head, just came up
to me on Sunday and it's like, we doesn't work
for me anymore. I just did LSD and that was
just like the LSD seems to work. Yeah. Well, I
think that's the thing people need to realize. Don't just
make smoke. I think for a lot of people just
being high wasn't activity. And then if you're just invested

(19:16):
in it as like being like I'm high man, and
that's the activity that you gotta do stuff like drive
and yeah, you gotta be like I'm yeah, I'm teaching
these kids how to read or something, you know, just
something worthwhile add it to totally that's your face, you know? Uh, Andrew?

(19:37):
What is a myth? Finally? What does something people think
it's true? You know to be false? I'm gonna be honest.
I funked up. I was going to do the apple
sauce thing. Wait, so what did you have to switch
your search history to be the myth thing? No? No,
I forgot. I forgot about search history, and so I
just called it anible and apple sauceta hoping my brain

(19:59):
would catch up. But um no, that's what I'm saying,
is I have I forgot? I forgot that one. So
oh I could you know my my I could do
a search history. My my other search history was, uh,
Jedi fall in Order Best? What is the best combo?

(20:23):
Because I have been getting fucked up in the new
Jedi Fall in Order battle arena. Um, because it turned
out I was basically cheating when I played the game
through and I can't beat like anyone. Now, what do
you mean? How are you cheating? The game is pretty
hard to do unless you have some skill. It's not
a butte, not like cheating, but well, it turns out

(20:45):
it can be if all you do is like force
powers and like basically hanging there because because the Jedi
game released a new arena that's basically a new a
little new piece of DLC downloadable content that has just
waves of the hardest enemies coming at you. And it

(21:06):
turned out I was just getting by on like healing
and a lot of forks freezes, and you can't do
that when you have to fight the hardest boss and
then the hardest boss plus another dude again like right after.
Um so yeah, I'm having to learn like how to
use combos and throw my lightsaber. Um yeah, so I've

(21:30):
been doing a lot of that throw a lightsaber. Yeah,
doesn't that seem saber throw? Dude, it's like a skill
you unlock kind of later down the skill tree. But
that never happened in the movie. And why wouldn't it
happen in the movie, Like more they they should never stop. Yeah,

(21:50):
that the problem with with saber throw is that once
you see it, um unless unless like the movies have
established that like uh Anakin has like a limited force
meter and that he's run out of the force. All right,
Unless that is the case, there's no reason why your
lightsabers shouldn't just be flying around at all, like a

(22:14):
little helicopter. That's why it's weird to be like, just
give me the game where I'm not a limited Jedi
like I've matched. I mean, they had there, what there
were games like that, But I think the fun of
it is just to be like, I don't know, I'll
just take this Eastern philosophy and pretend it's Star Wars
stuff and do it like that. I sort of disagree.
I think the the whole predicate of Jedi fall in

(22:36):
order is that laser beams move significantly faster than bullets
and way way slower than like your average baseball, because
otherwise you can't do any of the cool Jedi ship like.
A laser beam needs to come at you very very
slowly in a way that you can see. I guess
I would clock it on screen space. The laser beams

(22:58):
probably go about sixty like it's not trivial to block it.
But like you know, anyone little disappointed at the blaster
designer for the Veloci, Yeah, that's on because any regular
gun would kill the ship out of you, like any
gun that existed, and a musket is better than those blasts.

(23:23):
Is there any way that Star Wars like the whole
trick of Star Wars is it just tricks you into
being very dumb Because as I was thinking about that
idea of like being able to throw the lightsaber, I
was like, yeah, but then they would need to like
have a a string tied to it without thinking like

(23:45):
that they have the force. Yeah. Yeah, but like the
fact that it never occurred to me that like, oh,
they should just throw that sworde and like control it
and be able to like make it fly around maybe
like Star Wars just they're like it's a long long
time ago, so you know that and figure out it's

(24:06):
it's sort of like the it's the same as they're
like TVs, like the fact that they can only have
like a two color TV or like vector, arn't buttons,
but then could have space travel and leaser swords. You
just gotta priorities. You gotta go with it that these
people are dumb as fuck. It. Once you realize that
everyone is dumb as fuck, it makes a lot more sense. Yeah,

(24:30):
that's true. Yeah, And by the way, I know this
is all explained in the novels and the Extended Universe. Yeah.
In the in the Extended Universe, every character gets dropped
on their head as a baby, and then you flash
forward to where you The Extended universe is all about
the campaign to get lead up, like baby products containing

(24:53):
lead off the market. They fail? Is babu freak in
the game? Not not worth your time? Not worth your time?
Frick I've cheated again? Who is Bobb? Like? Obviously? Who
is a great question? Jack, You're opening a can of worms.

(25:16):
We just like, I'm just gonna stop right now because
I want my Twitter mentions to include something that's not
Star Wars fans yelling at me, who's Bob? And frick?
What the fund do you mean are you talking about?
All right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,

(25:45):
and we're back. And I was awoken by multiple alerts
push notifications from multiple outlets this morning or yesterday morning,
being like Becky and massim out like guilty, feel good
about Yeah, I don't I don't know, man, I don't care,

(26:08):
but that's probably just my short attention span. I should
care because they're the only reason that care. I think
the only reason it's just been talked about it is
like it was going on for so long and it
was so clear that what they did was, you know,
pay money to get their kids into USC under false pretenses,

(26:30):
and we're like, why is this taking so fucking long?
Like they even and every and then like it went like, oh,
we're not guilty. We saw you know, the felicity Huffman's
of the world and other parents like just sort of,
you know, take their guilty please. But Huffman was in
prison for fourteen days and looks hot the entire time,
Like I don't know what Lori's problem was, like just
go like you're not hates Forest Green. Yeah. Yeah. So,

(26:56):
like you know, they were adamant. They were like just
resolute every time. We're not we're gonna fight the Caates case.
We're gonna fight this case. It's this is unbelievable. What happened.
This guy lied to us. We gave him a half
a million dollars because we thought he could just get
us our kids in some other whatever. So every time
they did that, you know, the Feds are pretty good

(27:16):
at legal brinkmanship, so every time they did that, they're like,
all right, we're gonna add it. We're gonna add more
charges every time you you don't please, to the point
where they were looking down pretend potential forty year sentence
that was obviously never going to happen. Uh it found guilty.
But I think that eventually just led them to cave
because they're like, we're actually not coming up with anything

(27:36):
that makes us look less guilty. Right, Yeah. I was
mainly excited because when I got the push notification, I'm like, Oh,
it's gonna be a good episode of WHO Weekly this week.
Like that was that's mainly Laura's going to prison. It's
going to be a great who Weekly. I'm honestly shocked
that the justice system has been continuing. I was like, Oh,

(28:01):
this is why are those those motherfuckers aren't I guess
they are essential, but like are they? Did they do
like zoom court? Like how does all this ship work?
I have no idea. I think it's just something that
maybe their lawyer, maybe in the the choir, they came
to their senses or something and had their lawyer be like,
all right, we'll take the plea. But I mean, I
just look just I mean, hearing these sentences makes you

(28:25):
believe in the criminal justice system again, Lori has agreed,
she's agreed, agreed. Does that mean yeah, what do you
fucking Pablo Escobar Okay agreed to two months and so
two months in prison and a hundred fifty dollar fine
and two years probation. Uh and also has to perform

(28:45):
two hundred fifty hours of community service. Massimo will serve
five months in prison with a quarter million dollar fine
and two hundred fifty hours of community service. But a
lot of people are like they might be able to
use the co argument to get the fun out of there.
So if this whole if this whole story, I mean,
it's funny that they're going to prison, but like it,

(29:07):
if the whole story makes you feel like ikey and like,
oh god, these fucking like rich people are getting away
with ship again and they're just going to go to
fashion prison, you should kick a couple of bucks to
the National Bail Fund, which is actually doing like good
work in getting vulnerable people released from prison. First of all,

(29:27):
because they shouldn't be there and second of all, two
because COVID has been spreading so brutally and quickly in prison.
So just turn your Lori anger inward and yeah, I
was like laughing my ass off it, Lori and like, okay,
the time has come to give more money to the

(29:47):
National Bill Fund Network. Yeah, every time, every time you
have like a defeated chuckle at a rich person's antics,
give money to you know, it's the swear jar. It's
a contemporary swear jar. So right now, as of yesterday,
we're in the nineties, uh ninety thousand of people who

(30:12):
have died from COVID nineteen officially and probably more. And
a report came out that we could have saved like
a third of those lives if the Trump administration had
just started with shutdown stuff a week earlier. Um, if
they had just had their shipped together like ten percent more,

(30:37):
they could have saved tens of thousands of lives. Yeah,
it's really alarming. You know this this modeling shows that
you know, they were doing things from hypothetically if the
shutdown had been a week earlier, so around the beginning
of March March seven ish up to May three, where
they were you know, that that was a time frame
for the study. Thirty six thousand people, which is more

(31:00):
than half of the fatalities to that date of May three,
could have been prevented. They said, if they did it
on March one, fifty four thousand lives would have been
spared a reduction. Um, that's just from them ignoring the
fucking phone calls they were getting from the you know,

(31:20):
resort conglomerate owners and bankers and Walton's of the world. Uh,
and just said, oh shit, yeah, this what's the science
saying we should do something. Now, that's what would have happened.
But unfortunately the ship dragged on so long because the
priorities are on the business owning class and what their
needs were before what was actually going to happen to

(31:41):
the people. And that's what's frustrating. And now Trump is
out here saying like it's a political hit piece, but
you know what it's this is data, uh and hypothetical
or not. I think it it just shows Yeah, if
you take it seriously a little bit longer, it looks
like only positive things could have happened, because there's nothing
that says for all these places that are aggressively reopening

(32:01):
that the economy has just returned miraculously, because it hasn't.
M M. I don't know, Miles, it feels like that
that was two weeks a pretty good g d P.
We got to keep cranking along, so you know, I mean,
Silver did fight he basically if you think about it, right,
they fought off that crash. Basically they put that crash

(32:23):
off by fourteen days, right, That's all it was. They said, look,
you know what it's gonna do. Let everybody fucking jump ship.
First that Kelly Leffler's of the world and her husband
who recently just gave a million dollars to a Trump pack,
even though and like Richard Burr and all these other

(32:44):
senators who caught wind of how bad this was, but
they knew, hey, it's bad enough that I'm gonna dump
my stock, uh, and then we'll deal with like the
human aspects of it later. M hm. It's so mask off,
like the way that the government and economy are functioning
at this point. We are going to look at like

(33:06):
what the Netflix top ten is later on, and what
one of the movies that's up there is, uh, Public Enemies,
which is about John Dillinger. And there was a component movie.
I'm wondering if there's gonna be like a similar like
how the first Great Depression or the nineteen thirties Great Depressions,
like saw this wave of like Robin Hood, heroic criminals,

(33:31):
bank robbers. I wonder if we're going to see something similar.
There seems to be like a small resurgence of interest
and that sort of thing in pop culture. I just
wonder if we'll start, you know, rooting for actual criminals
because the people who are supposedly on the right side

(33:52):
of the law are just so blatantly killing people. Yeah,
I mean, the same factors are there where people are like,
what what is happening with the local economy around me?
And the answers seem to be above you, so like
the energetically, I think those things are there, and I think,

(34:12):
you know, it's like the same thing like those images
you see about like those farm auctions during the depression
where other farmers would come and intimidate the funk out
of somebody trying to buy a foreclosed on farm that
like a friend of theirs owned, and that's sort of
like I feel like that sort of energy too, of
rallying around each other at some level is going, I

(34:33):
don't know, it's this, there's this. A lot of people
are I think, feeling more and more of this stress,
financial stress, and a lot of the the spin that
has been around is usually not like satisfying, like in
terms of I an answer as to like who is responsible,
because damn sure not me, because I was playing by
the rules. I feel like I feel like the lessons

(34:55):
from those like types of populist like uprisings have been
earned by our current ruling class, and they have realized
that the best way to do that is the channel
all that anger into racism, because it's the thing is,
it's like, since like, I don't know, probably the yeah, fifties,
sixties on, they realized that for the majority of the

(35:19):
people that have these feelings, they can just start blaming
black people and that has worked like a fucking charm.
So not to be wildly pessimistic, but that feels like
it feels like they have taken that energy and just
put it somewhere. Well, it may be easier for white people,
but I think for black and brown people or minorities,

(35:41):
or anyone who might not fit the sort of cish
hat white male sort of profile, that that that feeling
is still very much present because I think on some level, yeah,
like that rhetoric works very well for very specific mindset
and ideology. But I don't know that people people see
more angry and savvier as the years go on. But again,

(36:03):
we also have all these creature comforts to where it's like,
you know, the end of the Roman Empire, where it's
like bread and circuses and like people are fed enough
ish and we have enough shipped to look with our
jaws a gape at a screen to distract this. But
I don't know. There's there's some many like simultaneously, like
simultaneous threads of history that I feel like you are
coming together at once that I'm like, which one am

(36:24):
I going to be? Let's lift through all the history
at once. Yeah, exactly, let's just time. It sounds like
a challenge to a pitch out there. I can't be
held responsible legal disclaimer, But TikTok bank robbers, I mean,
come on, guys, reds itself next. The TikTok robbers is inevitable.

(36:51):
The TikTok pillagers, yes, man, Can I just say sequel
to Queen and Slim? We're two white people steal the
queen and slim m O. But get away with it
and it becomes like a monster hit like Americans, like,
I've never seen a story like this before. What a

(37:12):
breath of fresh air. Clint Eastwood Uh. He plays the
young five year old Victoria stuff with Victoria Jackson. One

(37:34):
of the ways that the economy is trying to come
back is through making people say they swear they don't
have COVID. Basically, lift drivers like have to do a
health safety commitment every morning where they're like, I promise
I don't have any of these symptoms. Let me have

(37:55):
enough money to eat food now, So I can't see
how that could ever go wrong. This is so ridiculous.
It's like some because the government and there's like absolutely
no way for people to survive without going back to
work because there's just not the systems in place to
help people go back to work. People will lie like

(38:15):
it's and it's not. You can't even like you can't
blame it on a worker to like be like, yeah,
I'm pretty sure, like I probably don't have COVID. Also,
I'm gonna get fucking evicted if I don't get back
to work, so I'm gonna say I don't have COVID.
This is just like a recipe for disaster. The agreement
should just be do you need money? All that other

(38:36):
ship is fucking irrelevant because if I have bills, I'll
fucking I will be working. But I think on one level, though,
like I think some people say it, I get like
the very sort of opt overly optimistic argument, which is
sort of like okay having things like this, Like there's
like a farmers market in Seattle that's asking people like
just take an oath online that like it's basically just

(39:00):
creating some mindfulness around what is what's what's decent behavior?
Like where a fucking mask, Like can think about your
other shoppers, think about the people who are working there,
that if you're sick you could harm them. You should,
like if you're coughing, cover it with a tissue, dispose
of it. Like sure, if it's gonna have people's second
guests bad behavior, that's one thing, But like, really, this

(39:21):
just smacks of a way for these companies to protect
themselves legally down the road. But well, they took they've
swore they swore didn't have. You gotta sue the driver
he he was the one who lied on this, Yeah,
I mean that's that's been the Lift model or the
sorry all these Lift postmates Uber all that ship's like

(39:44):
like every time, like Silicon Valley is like, oh, we
disrupted the system. It's like, no, we just shift shifted
risk um and you know, capital and asset ownership to
the most vulnerable parts like our contract employees, rather than
owning anything or taking on risk like a normal business
would have to do. And they're just doing that more.

(40:05):
I mean, the thing is it will have some effect, right,
like some person who isn't feeling well, but also it
doesn't it will have a smaller effect than is necessary
to have a functioning workforce and economy that is, you know,
going to perpetuate this virus. They have like things like
you know at universities like similar things, or they're asking

(40:26):
like faculty to do that. Like and it's one thing
if these policies are in places like at employers or
institutions that have humane sick leaf policies, but it's just
it's just smacks of like this predatory like indemnification agreement
for the fucking like gig economy. Yeah, especially when it's
like you have a gig economy worker who is guaranteed

(40:50):
not being taken care of and guaranteed like is not
getting the coverage, paid time off, like any of the
basic rights that people that workers should have. Like it's
just it's inevitable. It's so ridiculous that like there we're
going on like the Girl Scout honor system, because yeah,

(41:12):
it's like you people have to at least attempt to
survive and clear you swear you don't have COVID. I
hold your hand up and be like, oh my god,
I literally don't have COVID. Uh. That wouldn't even make
me feel if someone said, like entering a business, like
we make everybody swear they don't have COVID before they
come in, and I'm like, what the fuck is that

(41:33):
going to do? That's like being like at when you
go into a concerts, like this is a drug free environment. Okay, Alright.
The only way that that honor system would even remotely
get any sort of traction is if if all workers
were treated with dignity and had basic rights, which we

(41:55):
know is just not true. Like the honors to might
work in like the highest like for very high paid employees,
but just yeah, there's no way. There's just no way
this is so imperiating, especially when you're tying that to
someone's livelihood, like there's just you've completely lost the plot
at that point. There's no, it's not gonna I'm not

(42:17):
going to satisfy what you're trying to get it. And
then on the other side of this story, it's like
workers will once again be blamed if they do go
back to work and they're like not sure and there
is an upbright and they'll be like, well, you you lied.
Maybe this wouldn't have happened if you And it's like, no,
it's on the company to provide the care, like it

(42:38):
just yeah, So I feel like it's not even about
lies necessarily. The thing is, it's like if you're at
all borderline and this is your livelihood, you and you're
not a physician and you didn't have a test, like
you are subconsciously incentivized to just be like I'm probably fine,

(42:59):
you know, right, and some of those people will probably
be fine. Like it's it's just like a set of
perverse incentives. Also just also it's very easy too if
you have a certain mindset to genuinely believe you are
not sick and maybe have a symptom and be like, oh,
that's from something else, because I probably don't. And you
might not even have necessarily the same mindset of like

(43:19):
I have to work and if I don't, like this
is gonna be bad for me. It could You might
just have a warrior spirit mentality like when you when
you fucking work, like you're what you're like, you just
that's what you do and you still are going to
wander in there because you didn't know, you know, what
the limits of your own body was. Yeah, were Our
ability to lie to ourselves is probably the greatest human

(43:41):
like like that's what I learned from the last dance
and also just looking at my own life year and
it's all I mean, I feel like it's what it
comes down to is like if your lift a fucking
bajillion dollar company and you're telling your employees just promise
you're healthy, It's like, no, you have to have a
system in place where you're like, Okay, we'll allow you
to get back to work, uh once, and will provide

(44:05):
you with a test. Like how is it not on
the company to secure the test to make sure that
their employees and their customers will be safe instead of
just yeah, This is just the irony of and the
sort of contradictory nature of all of these businesses and
industries demanding people go back to work because in their

(44:26):
minds like, well, if people go back to work, the
spending is back and the revenues are back, and I
can I can rest easy. But no one is trying
to solve like the consumer confidence aspect of this, where
people I'm not I don't give a fuck if wingstop
is open or whatever. I'm not gonna go in there
and do my usual ship unless I feel safe, like

(44:48):
that everyone is safe and that like I might not
be asymptomatic carrier that could harm somebody that works in there,
are another customer. Like those questions aren't solved yet. So
it's so odd that like when they insist on all
this ship that they there's just this expectation that everyone
feels great and is willing to be like, yeah, dude,
I'm the second it's open, I'm hopping back in the
movie theater. Dude, I'm hopping back in the gym. Like's

(45:10):
they just know that they can get away with it,
and they will, and that there's like not any really
anything in place that would make it legally impossible for
them to put this bizarrow Like they just know they
can get away with it. I guess that's what I'm saying,
is like how are they going to But what happens
when they're inevitably surprised when people aren't consuming at the
same rate that they were because they don't feel safe

(45:32):
enough to go out. It doesn't matter if that things
are open, it's just that your customer is not willing
to come into your store and they are in a
mindset of like, oh, I don't know, man, Like there's
no vaccine, I don't know if I'm going to lose
my job, I might not buy this other thing even
though it's open, Like it's they're not even like following
their own like rules that they know to be the thing,
Like you need your customers to feel confident to buy

(45:55):
your product. They've just gone all in on ignoring it
and just pretend that it doesn't exist and that it's
not a problem and that I mean, this is also
why I like sort of like right wing economics and
most economics doesn't work because it's like, yeah, this is
not actually how people you know, it's the same thing.

(46:15):
It's like like you know, unchecked capitalism. It's like, yeah,
guess what. A lot of dead bodies is good for
g d P as you can see, but that doesn't
mean it's quote good and so like you know, that's it.
It's just like this is good for a measure of
the economy, but you know, I mean if it. And
it's like again like if if, because it's like, with

(46:36):
this system in place, I wouldn't be super comfortable calling
a lift like that. That's just a bad business model.
They're going to lose customers anyways, and again that will
end up affecting the worker. So it's just like they're
going to lose money. Their employees are going to lose money.
And this is just like an absolutely stupid way to
go about reopening. It's so bad faith and dumb. Yeah, alright, guys,

(47:01):
let's take a quick break and when we come back,
we'll talk about movies and other dumb bullshit. And we're back,
and first of all, let's let's figure out what we're

(47:22):
going to uh be re watching over the weekend so
people can check stuff out if they want to or not.
So real quick rundown of the Netflix top ten. We
have Avatar, Last Airbender, Riverdale, Sweet Magnolias, which is steel
Magnolias with a couple of letters moved around Dead to Me,

(47:46):
which I've been watching or I watched the first season.
I thought it was pretty good. The Wrong Missy, Flash,
White Lines, Soul Surfers, and Public Enemies. Public Enemies being
the old Mike old Man action movie about John Dillinger
that must have just been released, or maybe it's just

(48:07):
trending because people want a bank robber. I'm torn between
Riverdale and Flash. I feel like those are two. So
I would love to hear your Riverdale. Riverdale. I really
want to hear cover Dale takes alright. I couldn't believe
Itale her Majesty was watching it early. I think she

(48:29):
still does. But like the few things I've seen, I
was like, I think And we talked about this really
early on in the show Jack, when we were talking
about the trope of like hot teachers, where it's okay
they fuck students, Like, yeah, that was my first Yeah.
Like when I was watching Riverdale, I was like, wow,
it's it's still it's still alive and well baby only

(48:52):
on the this is only sort of a spoiler, but
isn't the cold open of the pilot of Riverdale is
a statutory rape. If I remember that sounds I watched
it's like season and then the first second of the show,
the very first second of the show. But but it's

(49:14):
totally framed like bound chick, Like it's like, oh, this
is this is we don't have any issue with what's
going on here. It's ready for how edgy this ship is.
And when your parents find out, they're not going to
call the cops, they're gonna be like, you better leave
town and go work out another school, just a different one. Right, Yeah,
I'm gonna throw this. I think it's it's nothing. I

(49:38):
didn't watch the whole season, but I believe it's not
even very important or the show in general. The statutory rape,
it's just it's just it's tone. So it's been a
couple of years. Yeah, they're just like, this is the
kind of show you're about to watch. We don't have
a problem to It's kind of like we're like fuck
Cooke Brothers and fun fun news. Still alright, okay, is

(50:03):
it is there is there logic to this top ten
because it's so it feels like, I mean, clearly, it's
just like people digging ship up and things just arriving
on Netflix. But like the mix of like old and
kind of bad ship with brand new like promoted by
Netflix ship is fascinating, right, what is soul Surfers? Is

(50:27):
that like just a like b movie that I feel
like that's like an old movie that's like Christianity. But
I mean Netflix is good because you know, it is
not that smart or unique to say this, but it
is gotten to the point where it's just like green
lighting fake movies from other shows, like they're just making ship.

(50:52):
That's just like, wait, oh this was a joke. No longer,
Netflix is no longer prestigeous. There's no quality guarantee. There
hasn't been for for a minute. They're going to give
us that like talking Golden Retriever show that was like
a segue in Billy Madison into the news broadcast Speak
for Yourself, and you're like, what if that was a show?

(51:15):
Let's play that up. I mean, like the sad thing
is like for all the jokes that we make about
how like, oh, it's going to be algorithms writing our
scripts in the future, Like guess what. Basically yeah, yeah,
human human people were perfectly happy to write those algorithmically
generated shows like don't work. Everyone written by an algorithm.

(51:36):
It is not like any person who had ever attempted
to write a highly go all right, what's popping right now?
But what if I come by and that with this
thing and then from the past, and that's how I'm
going to get out of my mother's house. Yeah, yeah,
we're all hacks. We're all hacks. Never did though, what
can you do? Some other options is the there's a

(51:57):
new Capone movie that I'm watching that uh right, so
Tom Hardy as al Capone. The one piece of feedback
I've read is that Tom Hardy's going for both an
Oscar and a Razzie in the same performance. I feel
like that's a lot of his performances. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah,

(52:20):
Actually walking that tight road, that's like really there, you
could be like, what the fuck? This is fucked up?
Good and bad. I've never seen I've never seen Avatar.
I totally missed the Avatar wave. That's everyone. Yeah, people,
I also but I did start to watch the movie
Avatar last night and then I remember the protagonist's name

(52:43):
is Jake Sully, and then I turned it off. JA,
Jake Sully, You're like, what the do they know that
both Jake and Sully are short for longer names. No
on all his medical papers. He says, Jake Sully, You're
just like, this is fucked up? What is Jake short for? There,

(53:05):
Jacob Oh, I thought, yeah, I'm an idiot. I'll watch
I'll watch a couple episodes of Avatar the Last Airbender. Awesome. Yeah,
I'm very curious about that. That is number one with
a bullet People love it. Yes, has it been pointed
out in a rap song yet? That capone is just

(53:28):
cap one al cap one? Yeah, I feel like component Noriega,
of the component of Component Noriega. I feel like maybe
spelled it had an album like that, Okay, got gotta
have I couldn't got my cape on, but I don't know. Actually,
it could have just been a thing. I always thought
to myself too, whenever I would see a Component Noriega

(53:50):
album cover, I'm like, cap one in riga mm hmm,
I have one sounds like a financial product or something.
You're saying. I finally smoked enough we to catch up
to fourteen year old Miles. Yeah, that's where you are,
my brother. I was having those thoughts in when the
War Report came out. Hell yeah, they've got Back to

(54:14):
the Future on Netflix now, and uh, the Shining. It's
the forty year anniversary of The Shining, so those are
also options, but I think we have three, three solid ones. Yeah.
I'm particularly excited actually to see the component film just
shout out to birthday twin Tom Hardy, but also just
to see a movie like what this new era of

(54:36):
movie watching is like, you got to see Scooby Jamie,
so you you've seen like a new film and Jackie
saw controlls. I'm sorry, Oh Scoop, I'm Jesus, I see
myself right out here. But yeah, I think I'm more
stoked just to be like, shit, man, this is a

(54:57):
freaking new movie how watching and it's gonna be bad
but fuck it. Speaking of this is going to be bad,
but fuck it. ESPN has announced plans to do the
Last Dance but White basically uh yeah, so um the
argument for the Last Dance not really needed. It didn't

(55:20):
really need an argument, but Michael Jordan is the goat
and people this newer generation really hasn't fully experienced his career.
So ESPN was like, well, where else have we heard
the word goat. Uh, let's let's do Tom Brady Brady
bro I want. I want a full series on the

(55:44):
Rob Gronkowski uh Like cruise. That's what I want to
hold ESPN documentary on is the Rob Gronkowski Cruise. Forget
Tom Brady, forget his entire career in life, forget most
of Rob Gronkowski's life. I want to know about Rob
Gronkowski cruise. What is the Rob Gronkowski Cruise? He was

(56:05):
While I was still working as a reporter in Boston,
the Rob Gronkowski Cruise was very talked about. It was
just a really expensive like that, it was a normal cruise,
but Rob Gronkowski was there. Like, there's some really good
stories from the Rob Gronkowski Cruise that I feel like
it's a story that needs to be told. I'm very

(56:26):
curious he's not playing football. He's like a professional frat boy. Yeah,
Like he was a career frat boy and this was
like Pete Gronkowski where they had his cardboard cutout at
every dunkin Donuts. He was very powerful at this time.
I mean this documentary like I get because yeah, Tom
Brady is a fan. I can't take away that he's

(56:48):
a fantastic quarterback, Like I've seen it with my own eyes.
I'm not really that into football, but I get I
get just on paper why there's a reason to discuss him.
But I don't see any any other things aside from
like like trophies one that is like a comparison to Jordan's,
you know what I mean, like and so like, even

(57:09):
when I was reading his like Wikipedia, like it reads
as like a series of small victories for a white man,
like there was no like, I'm like, okay, so like
he grew up going regularly to forty Niners games, and
even like with was it witnessed in person the catch
by Dwight Clark, I'm like, fuck, okay, it's like he

(57:29):
was an intern at Merrill Lynch in nineties. And then
aside from knowing and the other things, I'm like, great,
I know he's a quarterback and Trump supporting both sides
are to the point where this man was a dual

(57:49):
Lakers and Celtics fan in the fucking eighties and nineties.
I don't know where the funk that person is from. Hell,
I'm like, where's like the meat of it gonna come
from outside of like the field, And I guess maybe
that's where you know. That's why I'm asking you the
learned people of the NFL or Jack specifically the Patriots fan, like,

(58:10):
what is there potential for this to have that kind
of same hook Jordan does definitely not Like, Yeah, like
you said, it makes sense in theory because he was
like underrated at first, people think he might be the best. Ever,
he's allegedly like very mean to his teammates behind the scenes,

(58:31):
so like you'll get some footage of him commanding. Yeah,
he's a great kisser, as we saw in the video
with his son. But I mean, just like nine hours
of Giselle talking ship would be pretty great. Yeah, No,
Giselle's ship talking is very interesting. I bet she'll be

(58:51):
like whereas the Jordan documentary just completely disappeared one to
Jordan's like and just showed his kids for like five
seconds and in the tenth episode, Yeah, this one, I'm
sure we'll have a lot of his family, which I'm
sure we'll have some unintentional weirdness in there. But he's
just not cool and never has been. Like Michael Jordan's

(59:14):
was a singular cultural phenomenon. The Jordan's sneaker could be
the the subject of a tempart series Brady Cells, Like
what watches You know what he's selling right now is
fucking immune system boosters. Oh so he's gone full like
yeah that he is tone deaf, my man, Like he's

(59:40):
out here being like dude, like, hope you're good, You're
protect It's called alright, fucking daily support for a healthy
immune system really contains hy hydroxy quin um. Yeah, and
he's not like that fun to watch either, because he
wasn't He wasn't like particularly athletic. He just like threw
the ball to the right places where like Jordan's was

(01:00:01):
probably the peak of the human form moving athletically, Like
it's the best thing to watch, Like, yeah, I could
cut a video of me like doing a three step
drop and just throwing the football, and you could cut
in like a Super Bowl thing like, hey, maybe this
guy can play. I can't fake jumping from the fucking
free throw line slammed on the basketball, you know what

(01:00:23):
I mean. I think that's where I'm I'm curious, Like
I get I feel like it'll be for a very
specific group who are going to really love it, But
I just don't. I feel like there's gotta be you know,
like I feel like Bo Jackson even his like you
get a thirty for thirty? Didn't he like his thirty
for thirty? I was like, Yo, stretch that ship out
for ten episode. Oh yeah, great, guys, I have some

(01:00:45):
updates on just some anecdotes from the Rob Gronkowski cruise.
I was kind I was kind of tuned out for
the last couple of minutes because I was reading about
the Rob Gronkowski cruise. Again. Here are some things that
happened on the Rob Gronkowski cruise. He offered someone ten
thousand dollars cash if you have sex in front of
everybody on the cruise. That's one thing that happened on

(01:01:06):
the cruise. Another thing was flow Rider was there and
Rob Gronkowski was a backup dancer during the flow Ride
a concert. Rob Gronkowski's dad was there and fucked up
the whole time, and Rob Gronkowski brought us. We did
a whole episode of celebrity family feud on the cruise. Wow. Overall,

(01:01:33):
I would rather die than have been on this cruise.
But uh, but but I think we can all agree
worthy of a ten part documentary series. Oh my god,
or at least that Jamie Lofts mensa styled podcast series.
I cut that, Dan cut that Where that's gonna be
a show? Honestly, Jamie, if I will, I will help

(01:01:55):
you find people. The first what went on on the cruise?
We got Rob's dad even on this. Oh yeah, I
was fucked up the whole time. From second you're kid. Yeah,
you seem like a good girl. You're from Brockton that uh, well, Andrew,

(01:02:23):
it's been a pleasure having you on the daily Zy
guys again, where you can people start having to follow you?
And what's a tweet you've been enjoying? Man? Uh Andrew
t last time fell ta My podcast is called you?
Is this racist? Some of you will like it a lot.
Some of you will think I'm talking about you, and

(01:02:43):
I wasn't talking about you until you thought I was
talking about you, and then because you are racist. So um,
and a tweet that I like is not a tweet.
This is I sort of tried to clear this beforehand,
but it is the funniest thing I've ever seen. It
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(01:03:04):
It is by a user named Brandon Foster seventy four,
and it fully is the best. It's it's called me
going back to the pub after this is all over,
and it's him and playing all the parts of the
characters in the pub singing along to Savage Gardens truly, madly, deeply.

(01:03:25):
It is fucking great. I guess there's gonna be a
little audio of it. Now. Oh be your dream, I'll
be always, shall be your fantasy. I'll be your right, ill,
bey your love, be everything that you need. I love
you all every man deeply. Holl be. Oh that was beautiful.

(01:04:19):
The people need to people need to go watch the
performances to fully understand how great this is. It is
the funniest thing I've ever seen, legitimately because it's from
like a it's like an old Puma ad like where
like the audio is from like all these blokes just

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belting that Savage Gardens on out there. Oh is that okay? Yeah?
I didn't know any of the references. It's just hilarious
to me. Yeah, an old Puma advert. Puma, I'm sorry,
is that really what they call it? Puma? Yeah? It's
Puma Nike and Audie Dus Nike. Uma sounds like Pubes.

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That's I don't like that at all. Hell yeah, wait,
way to pone the Brits again. Bro. Yeah, sounds like Pubes. Bro.
This is why Jamie Jamie's people tossed all that tea
in the harbor. Fucking throw it in the harbor, man, Jamie.
Where can people find you on? What's a tweet you've
been enjoying? Well, you can find me on Twitter at

(01:05:27):
Jamie loftus Hill. You can find me on Instagram at
Jamie christ Superstar. Uh. Oh. A new episode of betel
Cast is on this week about Birds of Prey with
Emily Yoshida. It's really fun. Uh. The show that I
wrote on, it was just got a release date for
I think September on Sci Fi. But it's a Quinta

(01:05:49):
Bronson uh and Kona led anime show that I wrote on,
So you can watch that. And then I wanted to
recommend an old series of YouTube video us that I
can't tell how recently they re went viral, but I
just encountered them for the first time. And it's these
old videos from two thousand six called how to Meet
Women at the Grocery Store. Have you guys seen this? No,

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I don't think it's really it's really powerful stuff. It's
it's like from this guy named Alan and it's step
by step how to harass a woman at the grocery
store and he but he it's it's dead serious. There's
like nine different videos. The first one is called how
to Approach Women at the grocery Store, How to respect

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a woman at the grocery store, how to make eye contact,
what to talk about and can't believe I haven't seen these.
There's an incredible climax where he's just harassing this woman
in front of like wall of ace bandages. It's just
like really incredible stuff. You gotta watch it. And it's

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not and to be fair, it's it's not he's not
harassing a random person. It is a volunteer that has
agreed to this and immediately regrets it. Uh Miles, where
can people find you? What's the tweet you've been enjoying? Twitter, Instagram,
PlayStation Network, miles of gray, Uh hopping the zeitgang on
Red Dead. We're out here sometimes successfully battling other posses online.

(01:07:20):
A couple of tweets, I like, ash you Malik. This
is a huge tweet everywhere, but it was very poignant
based on all of the Americans who are out of
their homes asking us to reopen it said white people
were forced to eat their own food for two months
and started rioting, Uh gotta, I mean, get those spices, man.
The onion has just a great, great one. It has

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like a like an alien with like like a bone necklace.
And the Golden Record that we sent into space that
had like all of our like greatest achievements and information
that we hope and O there's the planetary or extraterrestrial
society would find and it's as confused primitive extraterrestrial shrub
takes bite of huge golden records. Um. And then finally,

(01:08:05):
this one tweet was going around because on Thursday, Trump
was talking about how he his COVID tests and how
frequently he gets somehow safe he is, and essentially this
is what he said. This is a quote he said,
I tested very positively. In another sense, I tested positively
toward negative. I tested perfectly this morning meeting. I tested negative.
That was that's from the president's mouth. And this journalist

(01:08:29):
quinto your chitch thoughtfully got that Michael Scott screen grab
of when he's skating and the hockey pads and they're
waiting for the cancer uh prognosis, And he says, well,
apparently in the medicine community, negative means good. I don't
tear my face off. Wow, what a treat I want

(01:08:51):
to recommend the video. I guess it's also a TikTok
of Jojo seew like talking about her her birthday. She
can have a Jojo see What themed birthday party and
just like marveling at all the Jojo Siwa themed merchandise

(01:09:11):
around her kitchen. She's just stomping around like the queen
of capitalism. You're like, what is going on? I just
can't believe it? Uh? And then and then super producer
on a hosnie a forworded us this tweet from Gibbey
French accent. It has a certain how you say Jojo
see What? One of my favorite tweets of all types.

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You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
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that we talked about Oh God, I get emotional this
part every time, as well as the song we ride

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out on My What are we gonna ride out on? Today?
I mean, I'm just feeling so much Kiwi love. You know, Jack,
when we were both talking about why doesn't the NBA
just play their season out in New Zealand, we had
a night gang reach out and tears please. That would
be fair, that would be an honor. And I still
stand by that play the rest of the season out
in New Zealand because they clearly gave a funk enough

(01:10:22):
about their own people to shut it down. I get
things are different, but still it's a nice example of
policy recorded a podcast in person yesterday. It was so
I was like, Wow, I was recording podcast in person
in person? He was with Tim what a fucking flex um.
So this is from a really great Kiwi artist named

(01:10:44):
Conen Mokinson played one of his songs uh way way back.
But there's a new track that's actually remixed by Gentle
Dom and it's called I Want Troll with You. I
want to Troll with You, I Want Troll with You
the Gentle I'm remixed uh and check it out. It's
really fantastic. It's got like summer vibes um and that's

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