In this edition of Guess Who's Back…, Jack and Miles discuss the suspicious package sent to Manhattan D.A. Alvin Bragg, Trump holding a rally in Waco, March Madness, Beethoven's DNA, celebrities handed a Crypto L by the SEC, Disney World employees getting a raise, and Will Robinson Jr. looking for Amanda Huginkiss!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Guess
Who's Back? And on trends that is courtesy a Johnny
Davis short show Spice. What's happening? Man? Yeah, thank you?
Guess he's back? Indeed, Yeah, Miles brag. Baby, Oh yeah,
baby back back. I still don't know what to say
(00:21):
sometimes because because baby, but thank you, I'm back. Can
I try and remind you of it all the time
by just saying I've incorporated baby, baby. He knows how
to throw me off. He's doing this to sabotage me,
and I'm telling you that's right. Um, all right. Should
we tell people what's trending? Miles tell them package is
(00:46):
trending because a law enforcement horse has confirmed that there
was a package sent to the District Attorney Alvin Bragg's
office with a suspicious white powder in it and a
note that didn't beat around the bush, says Alvin, I'll
kill you. Oh so okay, it's weird that we're seeing
(01:10):
this sort of thing with Trump can't really come out
of nowhere. What I'm saying every twelve hours, like yeah,
saying like you wait till they get me. You're not
even gonna believe what the things I'm about have to
go through, but you gotta save me. Like, do you
remember the movie Swat with Colin Farrell that came out,
Like remember I only saw like the first half, but
(01:31):
it starts off with like this like world criminal, like
telling the camera going like if you get me out
of jail, I'll give you ten million dollar. You're putting
him in a cock cart, and then like all these
goons show up to break him out of fucking jail.
So I feel like I think Donald Trump must have
seen Swat or something and he's thinking he's gonna pull
some shit like that. He's like, get me out of here, please,
(01:52):
I'll give you three nfds. But yeah, I'm not sure
what what is gonna go on there? But I mean again,
this is you can't underscore or more that. Did Robert
Mueller have white powder sent to him with stuff saying, hey,
I will kill you Robert Mueller? Or is this just
a black dah? Yeah? I don't know. Did he ever
call Robert Mueller an animal in his tweet? Sit right? Yea?
(02:13):
Or a sorost whatever the fuck? Yeah? But yeah, I
mean interesting, it's it's wild again. He's like he's really
trying to He's trying to jan six it again, but
in a real slow motion but without the help of
the full media apparatus of the right and the entire
Republican Party. So it's gonna be I think he's gonna
get a mixed bag of participants. Yeah, we'll see. The
(02:35):
grand jury involved in the Trump case has been meeting
in the building where the suspicious package was reported. Um,
but it does not sit on Fridays. Uh so whoops
you yeah? Uh, unibomber want to be unibomber? You goofed John?
What's what's Donald Trump's fake name that he uses? Ah,
I forget it's It's wonderful, but he has Oh, I
(02:59):
have so many names? Yeah? Was it John Baron? Yes,
that's right. Then he named his son Baron. Yeah, signed
John Barron. I'm gonna get you, sucker, John Rich bad guy. Um.
Waco is also trending for similar reasons. Yeah. Donald Trump
(03:20):
is apparently having a rally in Waco as he screams
about violence and the overreach of the Feds. What better
place to do it than the sight of the Branch
Davidian siege that took the lives of people and law
enforcement and then inspired the Oklahoma City bombing. I can't
(03:40):
see a pattern here that he's trying to retread. He
knows the assignment he's and he's not being subtle. He's
just no, what about a civil war? But if what
he's like, yeah, I know, what's he gonna do next? Like,
because if this one's at Waco, isn't the next one
gonna be like Oklahoma City? Yeah? Potentially he's like, nice
federal building, you guys have here, something happened, but yeah,
(04:05):
so many people are like saying, yikes, um, and he's
just like what I like Texas, just this very specific
part that has a lot of significance given the troubles
I'm in with the federal government. Jesus Marquis Noel is trending.
This is the best player in the NC Double A tournament.
He plays for Kansas State. He is a point guard.
He is five foot six. People speculate he's listed as
(04:29):
five foot eight. Um, but he's awesome. It's been a
real joy. He just beat Michigan State. Uh, dynamite, this kid,
This kid is dynamite. I'm telling you. Although I did
have to watch my Bruins go out to Gonzaga again.
Oh man, nc double A tournament. This is the least
(04:50):
I've paid attention. I still tune in every once in
a while when there's like a close game or my
my sport friends start texting about some friends. My sport friends. Yeah,
sport friends. Uh. The highlight of the NCAA tournament, I
think so far, has been when Charles Barkley tried to
claim that back in his day he used to have
(05:11):
to shower in his uniform to save time and money
on like laundry, like while he played for the I
think I think he was saying the NBA. It might
have been Auburn, but um, I have this sound okay, Yeah,
let's just play this how in Walt World, even as
(05:32):
someone who's like in charge of cleaning garments were like, yeah,
shower in them. Yes, that's kind of a corner. You'll
hear Charles and then Kenny the Jet Smith be the
voice of reason in this thumbnail. His Kenny's expression is
already like the fuck are you talking about? I mean,
there's so much stuff that goes into this, and it
shout out to all the trainers also to have and
(05:54):
the guys who would do all the uniforms to get
these warms cleaned up and everything, because I mean, I'm
so we should take a shower when our uniforms, because
you know, Kenny commercial my first, there's no error when
you get you're making this on there's no way that
you were supposed to walk when I am making this.
(06:16):
I'm in the right minds when I give you no, no, no, Kenny,
when I first, all right, it's too much. And also
hearing Charles Barkley talk to him, I was starting to
hear herschel walker and it was sucking me up because
all this stuff going on. You know, got we had
(06:37):
to shower in our uniform like this you and I
love how Kenny and me is like, shut this shit
down right, there is no way that's sick of this shit.
It's sick of you say some made up shit about
how it used to be. It's amazing because it's not
the normal NBA on TNT crew. So it's just them too.
And then like, yeah, NONI shack. But Greg Gumble was
(07:01):
gob smack, yeah, Gumble, like what do I do? What
do I do? What do I do? Gumble? Right? Uh? Yeah,
is that Greg or Brant? Yeah, that's Greg Yeah, Briant. Yeah,
Greg got the like his like helmet fro. Yeah yeah,
still yeah, what a due man, what a what a
look from him? Is that a big like it's a piece?
Man just takes that off, takes his headphones off and
(07:22):
takes the headphones come off with it one piece. But yeah,
I mean, truly the best thing on TV is Charles
Barkley and that crew. Yeah. Yeah, hard pressed to find
a better crew, but yeah. Shout out to the Bruins.
Sad to see them go, Sad to see you go.
Oh man, those seniors too, and man, I was like,
oh come on, I'm hoping you could go a little
(07:44):
bit further. But anyway, shout out to the Zags. Good
for you, Good on you. Yeah yeah, let's take a
quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
there's been just a flurry of headlines about Beethoven's like
(08:10):
that they sequenced, they found some of his hair samples
and did some genetic inquiries into his health, his overall
like DNA sequencing. M This seems to be just like
a genre of news story that never feels like it
just feels like they know that this gets clicks. But
I saw this headline advance from like the family secret
(08:36):
unlocked by Beethoven's hair, and then it's like slowly evolved
into Beethoven was predisplosed to liver disease. Oh, it's like,
oh shit, alright, oh no is he okay? I don't
know he died, but I guess van You'll never guess
(08:58):
what Aristotle looked like according to those things, though, are
the best. Like when I saw one of the like
a three D rendering of vin Diesel and they're like,
this is what Adam looked like some shit like that. Yeah,
it's not even like an ad for like fucking ancestry
dot com or anything like that. It's just someone's just like, hey,
(09:20):
we can I guess we can run some samples on it.
And he's also Portuguese. I wouldn't be shocked if there
was some funding buy ancestry dot com like into this
scientific project at some point, because you know, the whole
scientific apparatus is run like like that. You know, it's
like gotta gotta get your funding somewhere, right, But I like,
(09:43):
for like all the documented ailments that he has, like
this genetic sequencing couldn't like answer the like because idea
from the hair samples, the researchers didn't find any genetic
evidence explaining Beethoven's hearing loss or gastro intestinal problems. They
could not explained the severe abdominal pain he suffered as
an adult or his prolonged bouts of diarrhea. For the paper, Wow,
(10:07):
wait a dunk on him dead man at the end
of it, just like this guy, stop diarrhea. That was
so gross. People actually didn't want to even be around him.
Why he was such a smelly piece of shit to
be around in person? And again, as Brian says, this,
this sketch is coming back around one more time from that,
(10:28):
I think you should leave focus group. Stinky. That's right,
he admit it. I think he did admit it. He
asked for when he was dying. He was like, save
my saved my DNA, and uh study was study why
my ships were so like yeah yeah wow, like but
(10:52):
with bouts of diarrhea? Yeah, I hope they were using
his real hair and not the not the powder wig
hair the first here's your problem. Yeah right, they're like
he was actually like Scandinavian, like from Norway, like na
just wick man. We're seeing some nft consequences. Oh, Jake, No,
(11:16):
Linda Lohan. Linda Lohan. According to this Pitchfork subhead, I'm
not here to dunk on any journalists. I'm here to
dunk on the just slowly evidently devolving state of media
and hard like like this whole week, people are like
(11:36):
I used to have a job in journalism. Yeah. Uh
and like a countless like like Twitter threads I was
reading of people being like, yeah, it's kind of hard
to do your work when you when you know you're
about to lose it all. I don't like anyway, but yeah,
we're referencing a typo in the subheadline where it says
li Yati soldier boy Neo Econimore charged by SEC for
legal cryptocurrency promotions. Subheading Jake Paul, Linda Lohan, and other
(12:00):
public figures were found to have promoted securities without disclosing
their compensation. Wow, here about being money to tout the
crypto asset securities? Yeah exactly. Wait. Wait do you hear
about all of capitalism? Yeah? Wait to hear about political donations? Right? Yeah,
this is wild. So somebody felt that they were really
(12:24):
gonna go to the moon with it. Huh. Yeah, they
thought they were going to the moon. They really took
a took a bath on that little YACHTI NFT recommendation.
And I do wonder if there's like a senator's dumb
teenage son at the center of this. Did with your
trust fund? You did? What? What did I say? The
(12:48):
second you get access to what, you're gonna do something
dumb with it? And you just bought all these little
yacht NFTs. Fucking ll yeah, crypto man, watch out what
little duty at a time? Time? What a time it was.
Disney World has raised their minimum wage with like fingernail
kaw marks down the side of the old minimum wage.
(13:08):
But they have reached a tentative deal with the Union
for Disney World Service Workers to raise the minimum wage
to eighteen dollars up from fifteen, which it would cover
our forty five thousand workers at the Disney resort in Florida,
including bus drivers, hotel housekeepers. They're loving that, huh yeah. Oh.
(13:29):
Even the Mickey Mouse characters this art. I had no
idea they share underwear, yeah, the Disney characters. This is
my takeaway is JM wrote this up for us and
was like, in case you don't feel like this is earned,
which obviously we do. But any a living wage is
not I doesn't have to be earned it. Yes, but
(13:52):
they have to wear communal underwear because they they think
that the underwear like, it's too much of a risk
for these cast members, as they're called at Disney, to
show up in their own underwear because it might create
lines that ruin the illusion that Mickey the Mouse is
(14:16):
standing in front of you. Oh hell no, I know,
Mickey ain't got no visible penny lines. Mickey wears a
fucking g string. This ain't Mickey like fuck anyway. I
guess that's it's those little details that allow it to
be a magical place to visit in a horrible place
to wear communal underwear. That's right. Also, superters or Brian
(14:36):
pointed out there's additional reporting here that they shower in
the communal underwear safetie. Yeah, the safetime. Yeah, that makes
save money safe time. So just last month, Disney's workers
rejected the company's quote, best and final offer of sixteen
dollars per hour, and they staged a massive rally earlier
this month, and also Universal Orlando had recently raised them
(14:59):
in on wage to seventeen dollars an hour, and so
they were able to leverage that into getting paid a
slightly more livable wage. Could you imagine like it's it
was just the ego of Disney. Yeah, they're like fuck
because Universal's the bullshit fucking theme park out here and
they're even paying Nah fuck fine eighteen. And while we're
(15:23):
down in Florida, we just wanted to give a shout
out to Florida State Representative Will Robinson Junior, who went
viral after reading a list of opponents and supporters of
a bill that included some names that you might recognize. Yeah,
if you love the Simpsons, waves in opposition, Anita Dick
(15:43):
is an opponent, looked up, made eye contact, waves in
opposition holding his cock's also an opponent around the best
was his legislative assistant next to him. The second he
said Anita Dick, she just went She really popped her
head in like, oh, liked her actual hand over her mouth. Yeah,
(16:07):
she said the fuck? Did you just say I need
a dick? No? You? Okay? What about holding his car?
He's going just fool oblivious to what is happening. Just yeah,
he says it and looks around the room to make
serious eye contact with everybody. Yeah, I like that. He
tried to like clean it up after by like tweeting
(16:30):
about it, and he was like, the committee doesn't meet
until next week, but Anita holding, please stop by embarrassing emoji.
He's come on, man, and like Anita dick, how how
do you read that and your brain doesn't immediately go
to Mosa's let Yeah, you know, I mean it wasn't
(16:52):
even and that was like Amanda hugging kiss right, you
know that was one of the ogs. I need a
man as Amanda hugging kiss here. But well maybe those
are the old ones. These are like the new, the
new eight ones. He's like, ah, I didn't know about
these ones. Holding his cock is really like a that
one just feels very much because holding is not a
(17:13):
like super popular name these days. I don't think. I
don't know, maybe a lot of kids making it popular.
But his cock is he didn't even say it as
his cock. He said his cock, um, so it's real
like he's just reading man, I'm just reading the words
his real real anchorman shit there. Um. Yeah. Anyways, impressive
(17:35):
work by him and whoever submitted those names, and shout
out to the great live acting that was happening from
his legislative assistant. Yeah a blast. Uh. We love the
viral videos, don't we, folks love? Um did you talk
about the woke lady, the woke lady, the lady who
(17:55):
didn't couldn't define woke? Oh no, we didn't. Yeah fuck yeah,
Hey man, you got a lot of work to do
while I'm out. Yeah, my god. The whole evolution of
that fucking story with her like op edge she wrote, yeah,
where she's like, my kids had never seen me in
such distress. Yes, and you're like, oh wow, so you're here,
(18:18):
you're advocating for a more sensitive world maybe to No, No,
that's well, I forgot, forgot, forgot. Yeah, yeah, as I say, stinky,
all right, I am out for the next couple of weeks. Miles,
you got the keys to the car. Thanks. Don't check
(18:38):
for dents when you get back. I never do. And also,
like I think one of my friends was like smoking
near the window when I had Eke was outside the car.
Someone came up to the car who was smoking. That's
why the car smells like that. It wasn't me, all right. Well,
back on Monday, I am on Day's episode with a
whole lass episode of the show and tell them be
(18:58):
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
to y'all on Monday. Bye bye h
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Guess
Who's Back? And on trends that is courtesy a Johnny
Davis short show Spice. What's happening? Man? Yeah, thank you?
Guess he's back? Indeed, Yeah, Miles brag. Baby, Oh yeah,
baby back back. I still don't know what to say
(00:21):
sometimes because because baby, but thank you, I'm back. Can
I try and remind you of it all the time
by just saying I've incorporated baby, baby. He knows how
to throw me off. He's doing this to sabotage me,
and I'm telling you that's right. Um, all right. Should
we tell people what's trending? Miles tell them package is
(00:46):
trending because a law enforcement horse has confirmed that there
was a package sent to the District Attorney Alvin Bragg's
office with a suspicious white powder in it and a
note that didn't beat around the bush, says Alvin, I'll
kill you. Oh so okay, it's weird that we're seeing
(01:10):
this sort of thing with Trump can't really come out
of nowhere. What I'm saying every twelve hours, like yeah,
saying like you wait till they get me. You're not
even gonna believe what the things I'm about have to
go through, but you gotta save me. Like, do you
remember the movie Swat with Colin Farrell that came out,
Like remember I only saw like the first half, but
(01:31):
it starts off with like this like world criminal, like
telling the camera going like if you get me out
of jail, I'll give you ten million dollar. You're putting
him in a cock cart, and then like all these
goons show up to break him out of fucking jail.
So I feel like I think Donald Trump must have
seen Swat or something and he's thinking he's gonna pull
some shit like that. He's like, get me out of here, please,
(01:52):
I'll give you three nfds. But yeah, I'm not sure
what what is gonna go on there? But I mean again,
this is you can't underscore or more that. Did Robert
Mueller have white powder sent to him with stuff saying, hey,
I will kill you Robert Mueller? Or is this just
a black dah? Yeah? I don't know. Did he ever
call Robert Mueller an animal in his tweet? Sit right? Yea?
(02:13):
Or a sorost whatever the fuck? Yeah? But yeah, I
mean interesting, it's it's wild again. He's like he's really
trying to He's trying to jan six it again, but
in a real slow motion but without the help of
the full media apparatus of the right and the entire
Republican Party. So it's gonna be I think he's gonna
get a mixed bag of participants. Yeah, we'll see. The
(02:35):
grand jury involved in the Trump case has been meeting
in the building where the suspicious package was reported. Um,
but it does not sit on Fridays. Uh so whoops
you yeah? Uh, unibomber want to be unibomber? You goofed John?
What's what's Donald Trump's fake name that he uses? Ah,
I forget it's It's wonderful, but he has Oh, I
(02:59):
have so many names? Yeah? Was it John Baron? Yes,
that's right. Then he named his son Baron. Yeah, signed
John Barron. I'm gonna get you, sucker, John Rich bad guy. Um.
Waco is also trending for similar reasons. Yeah. Donald Trump
(03:20):
is apparently having a rally in Waco as he screams
about violence and the overreach of the Feds. What better
place to do it than the sight of the Branch
Davidian siege that took the lives of people and law
enforcement and then inspired the Oklahoma City bombing. I can't
(03:40):
see a pattern here that he's trying to retread. He
knows the assignment he's and he's not being subtle. He's
just no, what about a civil war? But if what
he's like, yeah, I know, what's he gonna do next? Like,
because if this one's at Waco, isn't the next one
gonna be like Oklahoma City? Yeah? Potentially he's like, nice
federal building, you guys have here, something happened, but yeah,
(04:05):
so many people are like saying, yikes, um, and he's
just like what I like Texas, just this very specific
part that has a lot of significance given the troubles
I'm in with the federal government. Jesus Marquis Noel is trending.
This is the best player in the NC Double A tournament.
He plays for Kansas State. He is a point guard.
He is five foot six. People speculate he's listed as
(04:29):
five foot eight. Um, but he's awesome. It's been a
real joy. He just beat Michigan State. Uh, dynamite, this kid,
This kid is dynamite. I'm telling you. Although I did
have to watch my Bruins go out to Gonzaga again.
Oh man, nc double A tournament. This is the least
(04:50):
I've paid attention. I still tune in every once in
a while when there's like a close game or my
my sport friends start texting about some friends. My sport friends. Yeah,
sport friends. Uh. The highlight of the NCAA tournament, I
think so far, has been when Charles Barkley tried to
claim that back in his day he used to have
(05:11):
to shower in his uniform to save time and money
on like laundry, like while he played for the I
think I think he was saying the NBA. It might
have been Auburn, but um, I have this sound okay, Yeah,
let's just play this how in Walt World, even as
(05:32):
someone who's like in charge of cleaning garments were like, yeah,
shower in them. Yes, that's kind of a corner. You'll
hear Charles and then Kenny the Jet Smith be the
voice of reason in this thumbnail. His Kenny's expression is
already like the fuck are you talking about? I mean,
there's so much stuff that goes into this, and it
shout out to all the trainers also to have and
(05:54):
the guys who would do all the uniforms to get
these warms cleaned up and everything, because I mean, I'm
so we should take a shower when our uniforms, because
you know, Kenny commercial my first, there's no error when
you get you're making this on there's no way that
you were supposed to walk when I am making this.
(06:16):
I'm in the right minds when I give you no, no, no, Kenny,
when I first, all right, it's too much. And also
hearing Charles Barkley talk to him, I was starting to
hear herschel walker and it was sucking me up because
all this stuff going on. You know, got we had
(06:37):
to shower in our uniform like this you and I
love how Kenny and me is like, shut this shit
down right, there is no way that's sick of this shit.
It's sick of you say some made up shit about
how it used to be. It's amazing because it's not
the normal NBA on TNT crew. So it's just them too.
And then like, yeah, NONI shack. But Greg Gumble was
(07:01):
gob smack, yeah, Gumble, like what do I do? What
do I do? What do I do? Gumble? Right? Uh? Yeah,
is that Greg or Brant? Yeah, that's Greg Yeah, Briant. Yeah,
Greg got the like his like helmet fro. Yeah yeah,
still yeah, what a due man, what a what a
look from him? Is that a big like it's a piece?
Man just takes that off, takes his headphones off and
(07:22):
takes the headphones come off with it one piece. But yeah,
I mean, truly the best thing on TV is Charles
Barkley and that crew. Yeah. Yeah, hard pressed to find
a better crew, but yeah. Shout out to the Bruins.
Sad to see them go, Sad to see you go.
Oh man, those seniors too, and man, I was like,
oh come on, I'm hoping you could go a little
(07:44):
bit further. But anyway, shout out to the Zags. Good
for you, Good on you. Yeah yeah, let's take a
quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back. And
there's been just a flurry of headlines about Beethoven's like
(08:10):
that they sequenced, they found some of his hair samples
and did some genetic inquiries into his health, his overall
like DNA sequencing. M This seems to be just like
a genre of news story that never feels like it
just feels like they know that this gets clicks. But
I saw this headline advance from like the family secret
(08:36):
unlocked by Beethoven's hair, and then it's like slowly evolved
into Beethoven was predisplosed to liver disease. Oh, it's like,
oh shit, alright, oh no is he okay? I don't
know he died, but I guess van You'll never guess
(08:58):
what Aristotle looked like according to those things, though, are
the best. Like when I saw one of the like
a three D rendering of vin Diesel and they're like,
this is what Adam looked like some shit like that. Yeah,
it's not even like an ad for like fucking ancestry
dot com or anything like that. It's just someone's just like, hey,
(09:20):
we can I guess we can run some samples on it.
And he's also Portuguese. I wouldn't be shocked if there
was some funding buy ancestry dot com like into this
scientific project at some point, because you know, the whole
scientific apparatus is run like like that. You know, it's
like gotta gotta get your funding somewhere, right, But I like,
(09:43):
for like all the documented ailments that he has, like
this genetic sequencing couldn't like answer the like because idea
from the hair samples, the researchers didn't find any genetic
evidence explaining Beethoven's hearing loss or gastro intestinal problems. They
could not explained the severe abdominal pain he suffered as
an adult or his prolonged bouts of diarrhea. For the paper, Wow,
(10:07):
wait a dunk on him dead man at the end
of it, just like this guy, stop diarrhea. That was
so gross. People actually didn't want to even be around him.
Why he was such a smelly piece of shit to
be around in person? And again, as Brian says, this,
this sketch is coming back around one more time from that,
(10:28):
I think you should leave focus group. Stinky. That's right,
he admit it. I think he did admit it. He
asked for when he was dying. He was like, save
my saved my DNA, and uh study was study why
my ships were so like yeah yeah wow, like but
(10:52):
with bouts of diarrhea? Yeah, I hope they were using
his real hair and not the not the powder wig
hair the first here's your problem. Yeah right, they're like
he was actually like Scandinavian, like from Norway, like na
just wick man. We're seeing some nft consequences. Oh, Jake, No,
(11:16):
Linda Lohan. Linda Lohan. According to this Pitchfork subhead, I'm
not here to dunk on any journalists. I'm here to
dunk on the just slowly evidently devolving state of media
and hard like like this whole week, people are like
(11:36):
I used to have a job in journalism. Yeah. Uh
and like a countless like like Twitter threads I was
reading of people being like, yeah, it's kind of hard
to do your work when you when you know you're
about to lose it all. I don't like anyway, but yeah,
we're referencing a typo in the subheadline where it says
li Yati soldier boy Neo Econimore charged by SEC for
legal cryptocurrency promotions. Subheading Jake Paul, Linda Lohan, and other
(12:00):
public figures were found to have promoted securities without disclosing
their compensation. Wow, here about being money to tout the
crypto asset securities? Yeah exactly. Wait. Wait do you hear
about all of capitalism? Yeah? Wait to hear about political donations? Right? Yeah,
this is wild. So somebody felt that they were really
(12:24):
gonna go to the moon with it. Huh. Yeah, they
thought they were going to the moon. They really took
a took a bath on that little YACHTI NFT recommendation.
And I do wonder if there's like a senator's dumb
teenage son at the center of this. Did with your
trust fund? You did? What? What did I say? The
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second you get access to what, you're gonna do something
dumb with it? And you just bought all these little
yacht NFTs. Fucking ll yeah, crypto man, watch out what
little duty at a time? Time? What a time it was.
Disney World has raised their minimum wage with like fingernail
kaw marks down the side of the old minimum wage.
(13:08):
But they have reached a tentative deal with the Union
for Disney World Service Workers to raise the minimum wage
to eighteen dollars up from fifteen, which it would cover
our forty five thousand workers at the Disney resort in Florida,
including bus drivers, hotel housekeepers. They're loving that, huh yeah. Oh.
(13:29):
Even the Mickey Mouse characters this art. I had no
idea they share underwear, yeah, the Disney characters. This is
my takeaway is JM wrote this up for us and
was like, in case you don't feel like this is earned,
which obviously we do. But any a living wage is
not I doesn't have to be earned it. Yes, but
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they have to wear communal underwear because they they think
that the underwear like, it's too much of a risk
for these cast members, as they're called at Disney, to
show up in their own underwear because it might create
lines that ruin the illusion that Mickey the Mouse is
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standing in front of you. Oh hell no, I know,
Mickey ain't got no visible penny lines. Mickey wears a
fucking g string. This ain't Mickey like fuck anyway. I
guess that's it's those little details that allow it to
be a magical place to visit in a horrible place
to wear communal underwear. That's right. Also, superters or Brian
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pointed out there's additional reporting here that they shower in
the communal underwear safetie. Yeah, the safetime. Yeah, that makes
save money safe time. So just last month, Disney's workers
rejected the company's quote, best and final offer of sixteen
dollars per hour, and they staged a massive rally earlier
this month, and also Universal Orlando had recently raised them
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in on wage to seventeen dollars an hour, and so
they were able to leverage that into getting paid a
slightly more livable wage. Could you imagine like it's it
was just the ego of Disney. Yeah, they're like fuck
because Universal's the bullshit fucking theme park out here and
they're even paying Nah fuck fine eighteen. And while we're
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down in Florida, we just wanted to give a shout
out to Florida State Representative Will Robinson Junior, who went
viral after reading a list of opponents and supporters of
a bill that included some names that you might recognize. Yeah,
if you love the Simpsons, waves in opposition, Anita Dick
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is an opponent, looked up, made eye contact, waves in
opposition holding his cock's also an opponent around the best
was his legislative assistant next to him. The second he
said Anita Dick, she just went She really popped her
head in like, oh, liked her actual hand over her mouth. Yeah,
(16:07):
she said the fuck? Did you just say I need
a dick? No? You? Okay? What about holding his car?
He's going just fool oblivious to what is happening. Just yeah,
he says it and looks around the room to make
serious eye contact with everybody. Yeah, I like that. He
tried to like clean it up after by like tweeting
(16:30):
about it, and he was like, the committee doesn't meet
until next week, but Anita holding, please stop by embarrassing emoji.
He's come on, man, and like Anita dick, how how
do you read that and your brain doesn't immediately go
to Mosa's let Yeah, you know, I mean it wasn't
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even and that was like Amanda hugging kiss right, you
know that was one of the ogs. I need a
man as Amanda hugging kiss here. But well maybe those
are the old ones. These are like the new, the
new eight ones. He's like, ah, I didn't know about
these ones. Holding his cock is really like a that
one just feels very much because holding is not a
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like super popular name these days. I don't think. I
don't know, maybe a lot of kids making it popular.
But his cock is he didn't even say it as
his cock. He said his cock, um, so it's real
like he's just reading man, I'm just reading the words
his real real anchorman shit there. Um. Yeah. Anyways, impressive
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work by him and whoever submitted those names, and shout
out to the great live acting that was happening from
his legislative assistant. Yeah a blast. Uh. We love the
viral videos, don't we, folks love? Um did you talk
about the woke lady, the woke lady, the lady who
(17:55):
didn't couldn't define woke? Oh no, we didn't. Yeah fuck yeah,
Hey man, you got a lot of work to do
while I'm out. Yeah, my god. The whole evolution of
that fucking story with her like op edge she wrote, yeah,
where she's like, my kids had never seen me in
such distress. Yes, and you're like, oh wow, so you're here,
(18:18):
you're advocating for a more sensitive world maybe to No, No,
that's well, I forgot, forgot, forgot. Yeah, yeah, as I say, stinky,
all right, I am out for the next couple of weeks. Miles,
you got the keys to the car. Thanks. Don't check
(18:38):
for dents when you get back. I never do. And also,
like I think one of my friends was like smoking
near the window when I had Eke was outside the car.
Someone came up to the car who was smoking. That's
why the car smells like that. It wasn't me, all right. Well,
back on Monday, I am on Day's episode with a
whole lass episode of the show and tell them be
(18:58):
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we will talk
to y'all on Monday. Bye bye h
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