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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, hello everybody, and welcome to this addition Hall of
Fame broadcaster Trent Musburger. If you don't shout out to
I don't know what that fucking means. That's for sports,
for old sports brain people. Oh for sports guys coming
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in with like a Bob Dylany energy. With that and
that you're like, hello, hey, everybody, we're gonna top trains.
Its svering into a zase. I'm sorry, though, that's you
could you could transition from a Bob Dylan's voice to
a disease and sorry, Mr Tambourine Man, No, Kanye, damn.
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What a sinister What a sinister connection to have made
Bob's um. Sorry, that's darkest timeline I used to listen
to when I worked at a coffee shop and call As.
We used to play the Bob Dylan Christmas Album on
a loop for twelve hours a day. And it's Bob
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Dylan and chill a children's choir. It's the worst thing
I've ever heard. It's king. Please tell me you only
play that during the holiday season, not year round. Yeah, yeah,
we would be playing it in March. Yeah. The owner
kind of had a weird x mess thing going on.
I don't know what the hell that was about. But anyway,
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the trends, Yeah, we're here to talk about trends. No
as E's and Bob Dylan aren't putting an album out
called We Sound like a Dental drill. Yeah, let's talk
about the real news. The Chauvin trial is underway. The
you know, the trial started predictably by showing the video
in full to jurors too. First set the table um
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for people to understand what exactly happened. You can see
it with your own eyes, because then you're going to
hear his defense go up there and kind of use
a Nuremberg defense of like just doing what the training
said to murder people, like at a certain point that
I don't. I hope this jury fucking sorts it out.
Another thing I was reading was that they had some witnesses,
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eyewitnesses to the death is sucking the murder um and
when they were on when they took this stand to testify,
they were actually too young to be shown on camera. Um,
which is such a like shock, it just it's horrifying
to think that you had people up there who were
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witnesses to this murder testifying UM. And again children like, yeah,
who who in their own I mean, I'm I I
can only imagine how powerful that testimony is when you
have someone who's a child who could probably they themselves
process what is happening and why it's wrong. Um, but yeah,
that show that the trial will continue. And yeah, I'm
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saying there there were there were four youth witnesses to
that's that's yeah, all just because we can't just sort
the ship out when it happens, you know what I mean.
So anyway, let's hope there's justice being served there. What else?
News Max? News Max? So I'm sorry I didn't even
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introduce ourselves. I'm Miles and that's Jamie the Great Loftist high. Hi.
This was just kind of a continuation of a conversation
that we were having Pride. We're talking about weed and
in a skate land auction. So there's just you know,
it's just two friends hanging out. Here's a scoop. Um.
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Oh god, I just involuntarily opened, like enlarged the picture
of Matt Gates. Okay, scoop. Matt Gates eyes early retirement
to take job at news Max. So that's I mean
Matt Gates, Republican from Florida. It has I mean, where
to begin with the list of bullshit he's he's been
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complicit and pushing onto his supporters. There is some word
there's an Axis piece today, uh saying that he's seriously
considering not seeking re election, which would rock uh, and
instead going to news Max, which would be fucking awful.
And I'm sure he would make more money there too,
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So he's uh, yeah, he's doing a kind of a
reverse Tucker Carlson. I think Congress first and then to
shitty right wing media. It's called lose Lose, I believe,
so good for him, love to see that and whatever
the fuck he I mean, it's it's truly just gonna
it's like the last stop for these just disingenuous, you know,
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racist talking machines um, because at a certain point, like
you're going to alienate yourself to the We're like, well,
I mean, I don't know. If I can't even get
reelected in Congress from the rich kid in town, I
guess I'll just fucking funk off to Newsmax to keep
the checks coming in and I can say anything and
then it's not like I don't get canceled because I'm
saying it on a bunch of other racist demons in hell. Yeah,
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he's just gonna say canceled with just like spit flying
out of his mouth for the next forty years and
and never die. But honestly that could be like an
opportunity to elect less of a ghoul to Congress in Florida.
But who knows. Yeah, we'll see they keep the Google
theme up seth Rogan and Emma Watson is trending, and yeah,
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truly in a in a fight of who could care
less about this story? In a story that really reeks
of why is this? Why has this been written? Uh?
There was? It was in my trending tab for like
a whole day. Apparently did you see the movie This
is the End? Here's the first problem. We have not
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seen that when we were putting When we're putting out
like this together, I was like, why are we talking.
I'm like, it's not even I mean, I remember it,
but I didn't watch it past the maybe first time
and then maybe a second half stone viewing to like
show one scene to somebody. But so as a as
a as a voracious celebrity gossip consumer, I think I
know why this story is being told now even though
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there's no point essentially all the stories as is that, uh,
Seth Rogan maybe like implied in a past interview that
Emma Watson stormed off the set of of This Is
the End when she was like this is to this
scene is too funked up. A scene again, I haven't
seen this movie. A scene in which Danny McBride is
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a cannibal who attempts to eat Rogan, James Franco, and
Jay Baruchel all while keeping Channing Tatum on a leash.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, no, the whole thing was
just confusing. Yeah, so I guess she left doing that,
and and it sounds like maybe he like overstated it
a little, and now he's taking it back and saying, well,
she didn't store him off. She just wasn't comfortable with that.
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It's not even really a story. But I think the
reason that's being told is because Seth Rogan just launched
his weed company, so he's giving a lot of interviews,
and there was that story that was like Emma Watson's
retiring and then she had to be like, I know,
I'm not, which has to be the worst feeling in
the world. Yeah, So um it news that truly no
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one asked and no one cares there it is. Look, Seth,
I've been saying this, come on fiance, Oh my god,
it would be so good, like and you smoke weed
and I bought your weed in Canada full I bought
that ship early. That's so cool. I do want to
try the Seth Rogan weed. And he was great on TV,
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I say with Ashley Ray. He was on her podcast
and beautiful a classic shout out. Actually who's been uh
she was. She was even like hopping on Twitter. But like, yes,
Seth go on their podcast. Oh my god, yes, um
what else is trending? Yeah, honestly, but who cares? Like
that's even like a weird story. I think it's like
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you just get that search that se O bum because
it has Emma Watson. Yeah, yeah, because it seems like
there's no bad blood between them and Seth rog was
just kind of like I maybe like overstated it a
little bit five years ago, but like it does, I don't.
I just don't understand it's a Canadian story too. He's
like I may have Oh, and I'd hate for this
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narrative to get out that she was uncool because that's bullshit.
She was very cool, seth politely back pedals. Um, which
is great. Yeah, on a rumor, no one remembered. You
know what, you gotta have your fucking you know, you
gotta have your ship together. Um. And then finally, hard
summer is trending. Um, if you don't, if you're not lokes,
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you know, not a local, you know, if you're not
up on the music festival, seeing that happens in the
l A, Southern California area, you might. I don't know
how many hards they used to do. There should be
hard summer, hard haunted mansion during mansion. Yeah, I remember,
And I used to work back in my old days
when I used to work in events setups for for
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raves and ship I would work a lot of these
hard festivals, um, and they were pure chaos. Um. So
it sounds awful. They are planning a fucking They're having
a fucking rave in San Bernardino at the nas Events
Center and the West Events Center, like this is where
a lot of huge raves go down in the l
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A area at the same spot, and they've announced like
a line up for rave, right, I don't know how
the fuck it's July thirty one to August one. I'm sorry, huh,
I don't know. I don't know about that they got.
I mean, look at this lineup Future rez K Tronada,
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Uh Jaws, Little Dirk Maya, Jane Coles, a Track Phantoms.
I don't know who the funk. I don't know who
that is, Bleep, Blue Steal Jigs, Rang Truco, Oh Ranger Truco.
I mean, I'm back, I'm back. And then on day two,
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DJ Snake Dylan Francis two trains, Uh scream shout out
to all the old school dubstep hads out there. Uh
Ian do your whole gang Ruby Rose like any of
this DJ there's this is probably a different Is DJ
Snake really famous? Yeah? I mean turned down for what?
Oh okay, because there was supposed to be a different
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DJ Snake who was supposed to be um M seeing
my high school reunion that got canceled. Dude to COVID.
But I'm guessing it's not the real it's it was,
it's it's just a regular public high school. There's no
way we got DJ Snake. I mean, I would be
surprised if you did get William Sammy at injin Um.
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The French DJ also known as that would have been Oh,
I'm so interested. Now I gotta hit up my class
president to be like, wait, the DJ snake William sent
it in him, so yeah, I don't know he's h
but it's yes. So I'm going. I'm there now early.
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I'm got my whole ship set up because I'm working one.
I'm working the you know, uh seven to two shift. God,
I used to hate working. It was the worst. I
used to like, I used to work, like manage the
v I p areas of raves and god, I'm like
for people who think I've had so many jobs, yes,
I fucking have. That's called taking a very indirect route
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to whatever you want to do. It's called trying many
things out slash needing employment. But I don't think I
have heard of that one. I did ticketing at an
outdoor festival in Boston. But it is like kinda dad heavy,
so it is like different, all bad, all bad. Like
the kinds of people were like dudes who just had
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money who are like trying to lure like you know,
young women there to be like I got bottle service
up here, and like you can see the little rave
and I'm like, I would be like the dude standing
in the corner like keeping track of everyone's It was
like whatever, and they sucking tip you know these motherfucker's Jesus. Yeah,
I know. At Boston Calling, I would just see my
old boss from the Comptroller's Office and he'd be like, yeah,
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I'm here to see Killer Mike. Like Alice more, the
vibe at Boston Calling, You're like welcome. He's like, yeah,
good for you, Scott. Yeah, there's just something about it, man,
I just you know what I was rich. I was
down with most of the Dungeon family at first, and
then that's how I got into Killer Mike. So yeah,
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good to see you. I hope you're doing well. Anyway.
Wait to see at the Comptroller's office anyway, you know,
if they're patting people down for like Molly, like in
the crotch area, or they're pretty cool about where they're
pad people. Just Dad's on hallucinogens, Like that's my new favorite. TikTok,
Dad's on Molly. There's got to be enough content out there,
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is there is there at Dad's on Molly? Okay, wait,
let's actually sick. I don't just as a brand I
feel like that's worth helling. Oh god, no, it's but
just I got just got a bunch of porn and
I don't want to watch it. I'm just saying, Dad, Okay,
this is Dad's on Dad's son Molly. Stop stop stop
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stop stop never mind, never mind delete delete delete delete,
not Dad's son, Dad's on my No, not on someone
named mom, No, never mind. This was all bad. This
is all bad. It's all bad. Molly triple eggs. Dad
sat me. We just wanted to see if they that
TikTok account Dad's on Molly was real? M A. Oh fine.
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What about boomers on m d M A yeah, that
was I'm never going to recover Boomer's son. Boomer's son
m d M a doc medical doctor in Massachusetts. Dad
on sun porn like Fords dot com for reasons, more
boomers are hooked on drugs and alcohol. Okay, sure, anyway, Wow,
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what a what a what a journey through the trends
and we landed here inadvertently on some fucked up porn bitch,
Dad son Molly. Why don't the son get a name?
But we know who's Molly his wife? Dad doesn't want
name true. Yeah, shout up, Molly, you've scuttered your way
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and you scudded in. Uh and listen to Tomorrow Morning's
episode to find out what it means to scutter yourself
on in at the buzzer. Jamie, thanks so much for
you know, helping just drag me across the line of
despair every day. Hey, I love being the t A.
It feels good, feels right. Thanks for thanks for telling
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the kids they didn't know what the funk they were
talking about when they said they thought maybe I was
a bad teacher. I appreciate well the kids wanted to account,
so um yeah. Until then, Please y'all be safe. Seriously,
don't let up, even if you're vaccinated. Do not let up.
(15:43):
Right now. Cases are spiking in Michigan in ways that
they're not sure what's happening. I mean, they have theories,
but there We're not through this yet, okay, so please
be safe. Please wash your hands, Please wear a mask.
Please don't stand idly by in the face of white
supremacy here, any kind of you know, discrimination. We have
to stand up for each other, especially now, so please
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continue to do that until then. See Tomorrow Morning fights
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