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Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, O nine,
Episode three of Joe da Ley's Ninth Geist, a production
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third seat by the hilarious comedian Steph tol Of. Welcome, Welcome,
Welcome Canadian. I was gonna say, fellow Canadian. I don't
know why I like Canadian, but like Canada that I
love Canada, Love Canada. And yes, I was saying, you know,
we got we had a lot of Canadian listeners. Good,
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they will, they will welcome you with open ears. Good
where my Torontonians at ton the yeah, I think yeah. Well.
Also a lot of people say they're from Toronto, but
they're from like Ajax or something, and you probably a Jax.
It's like from l A, but you actually live in
like yeah, exactly. That a lot. It's very annoying. I've
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been That's like one thing that. Really. I don't know
why it bugs me, but I guess because they're like,
well geographically, I don't want to say like blah blah blah.
I'm like, are you claiming l a right claim that,
you know what I mean? People like I'm from Toronto,
And then I'm like, oh where They're like, well, actually Sudbury.
Sudbury's four and a half hours north right, Like that
is not the same place at all? What's Ajax like?
Not good? Yeah? Not a nice place? What does it mean?
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Like it's just like it's take a bingo hall and
then a couple of malls. Okay, but the Bengal Halla
here is really good. Great bla at Delta. I used
to work there. I want to break here for a minute.
Delta Bengo Hall at night. So you know what the
hustle is really is it? So? Is it mostly elderly people? Yeah? Yeah, Okay,
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I had a being I thought you're gonna be like
in Age Act, You're like just a concept of being
totally well. I just yeah, I didn't. I've never known
of a place that is specifically a bingo hall, like
I've heard of right places that yeah, but you yeah,
like seven day a week, seven days a week, couple.
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What are the prizes like money? Yeah, like is it
enough to do it seven days a week to like yeah,
because you can win like a thousand because everyone has
to buy their sheets, and then that facilitates yet only
beingle I do drag bingo at Hamburgrow Marry. Oh yeah,
oh this is fun. Yeah. Those legs, Yeah, I've broke
too many or spilled too many that they don't serve me.
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The legs there? What are It's like the leg yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
like the leg from a Christmas story. Yeah, lamp, yes,
leg lamp. Uh. Well, stuff. We're gonna get to know
you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're
gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we're talking
about today. Uh. We are obviously going to check in
with the impeachment inquiry this placifically Lieutenant Colonel Vinman and
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Jennifer Williams testimony yesterday. We're gonna check in with the
President's health and that hospital story that we talked about
on yesterday's episode, very very rushed to the hospital. Uh,
and there is a former White House physician who's calling bullshit,
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Oh make a mess. We are going to check back
in a lot of a lot of follow ups here.
We're gonna check back in with me at Chang, the
scammer who is in the State Department. Yeah, um, she
she has fallen on her sword. Uh. And I mean
she she is signed. But it was like a political statement. Yeah,
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she was like, don't let my resignation. I wanted to
see a sign of protests, not of surrender. Uh. And
we're going to take a closer look at the Prince
Andrew interview. Prince Andrew who has been associated with Jeffrey
Epstein and was accused of various acts and rape, I
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think is what you would call it, and a very
I don't know why he did this interview. I mean,
in a way, thank you because it's making it even
clear like that you are trash and a predator. But
also wow, yeah, I mean it's just like this is
why pr people exist, is to let rich people who
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are in their own little bubble of other rich people
know not to do ship or like protect them from themselves.
But his pr person quit two weeks ago in protest
because he said he insisted on doing this invie. That's
how that's how bad an idea it was, and it
went worse than I think that pr person could have
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even anticipated. We'll talk about that. Oh also my a
k A. That was from just tdz A. Thank you
for that, right gang. But first steph, we like task
our guests what is something from your search history that's
revealing about who you are. It's really embarrassing because I
was like, oh, the last thing I searched and I
want to do it. Okay, guy with nuts sack head
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is the last thing that I googles, And this is real?
Have you seen this? Okay? My friends Okay, my friend
said he has like a fat head and heels ball.
He's gonna have lines in his head. So I was like, oh,
not like the nutsat guy had. This guy he was
Everyone started making memes about him. He's a very wrinkly
like Shane Battier. Yeah is that? Yeah? Nut? So that
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was that? What's that condition called? What is that called
nutsack head? Yeah? Yeah, it's really um It's then I
got like a lot of masks of people are actually
having balls hanging from their chin. It got very strang,
very deep into it. And it was because someone was like,
I'm worried that if I shave my head. I'll have
that nut sack head. He's a line in the back
of his And really I went from zero to sixty
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really quick, right right, because I was like, it's hard
for he's being bald. It's way harder for women to
be bald because very societal societally just looked at it
as being the thing that can't happen. It can't happen,
and it does. And uh, at least women wouldn't have that.
I don't know what is caused by that. What is
sack head is? I don't know. I'm sure there are women.
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Maybe there are women who would have that, but women
that's upsetting. I think it's like a naturally I would
assume because Shane Battier had it when he was a teenager, right,
like a duke who's sports and he was a sports Yeah,
I think I first interaction with you know, the little
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bit of the wrinkles. Maybe botox. It's a bunch of botox. Interesting,
but I don't know, but it sounds like you don't
really have a fat head, and then like you lose
weight and just your skull like that seems I mean,
I'm pretty sure your skull size is fixed unless you're
on like Barry Bonds. There's like hat size went like
nine sizes larger. Yeah. Hey, look if you know about
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scalp sculpe sculp scalped him, let us know what that is? Yeah,
what is it? What is something you think is underrated? Underrated?
I mean this is gonna sound really bad, and I
know people are gonna hate me Arby's people. I all
I do is argue with people about Arby's. So you know,
I'm not let me know. I'm very stupid, so I
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don't know a lot about the news. So don't don't
hate at me. But this is what I think about.
And it's Arby's because I really like, honestly, god, the
curly fries. You're not getting these other places. You're not
getting to sandwiches for five dollar? What that kind of meat?
It doesn't matter what it is. Wait, does Rby have
the meat? They have them. They have something with an asterisk.
I mean I think it comes out of a clear
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bag and dries in the sun. I'm not sure how
they make Arby's beef and cheddar. Oh my god. And
then because they have the Rby sauce, you can help
yourself on the sauce, horse sauce, and the sauce I
was disgusting. I'll look in your eyes and tell you
you're you're speaking truth. Will soak in that cheddar sauce
and then you're adding Horsey sauce and and you're getting
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an onion. But does it not getting enough? It's like
a lame barbecue. Very sweet. Yeah, I don't mess with
the arby size as much. I'm more of a Horsey
plus my beef and cheddars. Sometimes you need that tang
little tang. It. It's funny because the Arby's like have
gone out of style in l A. So typically when
I have it, it's like on a road trip, and
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I'm always like when I'm on the road, I'm like,
I'm going to fucking Arby's, and my partner, her majesty
shall be like, why I are? You know, people get
very upset. There's one Army's in Hollywood. It looks like
it's from a different time, Big the big Neon hat Son. No,
they're not changing. They are staying exactly where they are
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and they're getting the exact same clients right right. They
have not up their game at all. They need a
new like another saving Silverman moment, because saving Silverman put
Arby's kind of back into the zeitgeist. I didn't even realize. Yeah,
because they were feeding her like when they when she
was their captive. They were feeding her like Big Montana's
and ship like that was her like their prisoner food.
So is it safe to say that Arby's is the
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Neil Diamond of the Yeah, maybe fast food world possibly
slightly underrated. Is Neil Diamond underrated not to a certain generation? Yeah, yeah,
but he he was brought back into limelight by saving
silver and right, Yeah, but I think that's what I'm Yeah. See,
Arby's didn't get that same glove even when they didn't
meet Mountain, which I had delicious every motherfucking meat they
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ate in that place. Yeah, they know what they're doing. Yeah,
they're just putting everything into one thing. At this point,
I've under one, I've known some Arby's die hard. It's
not just miles before, and they're in terrible. Their health
is in terrible. You know, we're all very ill. We
sick has been slowly is a teen heartthrob and he
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guy big Yeah, um, well you can tell it. You know,
the devil knows there right, what is something you think
is overrated? Again, people are gonna hate me. I think
TikTok is very overrated, maybe because I'm too old. I
don't understand how to use it. But it's like, I
don't know. To people in this room, I'm like, it's like,
do you guys use TikTok. I feel like it's just
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like it's videos just shorter and edited. I don't know,
it's a go see a live show and you'll see
something away funnier than that. Yeah, it's just the karaoke
aspect and other stuff. Yeah, you know. I think it's
become of a Vine replacement. Basically that's what was needed
because Vine, for I mean, man, Vine was cranking out
some real funny ship um. But I feel like every
video on TikTok is just either a weird teen wearing
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not enough clothes and I feel very uncomfortable looking at it.
I had to delete it, or it's like someone like
moving their arm and then their clothes change and I'm like, Okay,
I'm like I don't know what this who was this for?
Maybe that's not my thing. I don't know. There's moments
where I see like young kids doing actually kind of
funny bits on there, and I'm like, okay, so like
it's funny because a lot of the people who are
really funny on it that are younger. I'm like, it's
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interesting to see them really embrace like pure visual iron anymore,
because it won't be like jokes or whatever like verbal stuff.
They'll be like just really funny visual gags like the
Eurostep train that you see like the kids in the
gym doing the Eurosteps Congo line, or the one bit
where people like pour water like into a cup, like
from up high and like empty the cup. There's nothing
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in there, and then when they sit up, it's just
all over their crotus. It's simple, but yeah, I know.
At the same time, you then other see other stuff
and I'm like, whoa did I see like a half
of an action movie or and the other one was
like breastfeeding videos the edge ocational and You're like, no,
I don't know what that is. Yeah maybe I'm I
think I just don't understand. I did one video I
Have the Shark puppet and it got negative views and
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I'm like, well, I thought I hate someone came to
your house ripped up the puppet like you you need
to leave. You need to go back to Canada. I'm like, yeah, okay, alright.
The the euro Step video though, is if people haven't
watched it, check it out so stupid. I don't know
what the hell you're talking about it. Yeah, it's another
basketball thing. For some reason, we're going basketball. I went
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to that big celebration that they had. It was too much. No,
it was there was like people from all over the
goddamn world that felt like in this one small area Toronto,
and they did not think it's gonna be that big.
So I was like crammed in a corner and I
got a man with shaved arms walked by me and
like sliced my arm and I'm like, I'm leaving, sliced
your arms. And everyone was so close and so wet
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and hot, and he just went and I looked down
and there's I swear, there's like three little like line marks.
And I'm leaving into this. I don't like the raptors
as much. I was like literally like that, it's like
it was like sandpaper. I'm leaving. And then I went
to a bar and then where I was standing, somebody
got shot. So I'm really glad I left. They are
They didn't get hurt though, it was like a graze
or something, okay, but there there was some open fire.
I don't think they talked about that really. Wow, I
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kept it under wraps what I expect from I know. Well,
they definitely kept that assault with the man's arms stubble
under wrapped. I mean, that was a bigger deal, I
think than the shooting. And that's just well, that's something
I can envision, like just like even if I filled
my own cheek care or something, but an intense version
that was so abrasive that you looked and me like
I s He was a very European man too, so
that was it was thick. It's like those were very
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thick hairs, but clearly like very self conscious about his arms.
He had just like got a wax or shaved his
whole body and it was all coming in. It was
all a bit lumpy, it was all a bit rashed. Yeah,
it wasn't good. I saw him coming like no, no, no,
it's me. Yeah, it was time to leave, bleeding to go.
And finally, what is a myth something people think is
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true you know to be false? Oh, I thought I
read it the opposite way. I think big Foot, it's real,
go off. I don't even know, Like I just I
think Bigfoot and like the lognest monster. What are we
really again? I said, I'm stupid. We're not out in
the woods every minute of the day. We're not. We
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don't know what's up there. We're not at the top
of the mountain hanging. I feel like, you know, I mean,
we don't know for sure, and I feel like if
someone is I did a project on big Foot when
I was in high school and I found a lot
of photos. I mean, it could have been a blurry
log that looked like two arms. Yes, but it looked
like a thing. Isn't logic more based off of like
when people think of space. We're like, we haven't seen everything,
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so how do we know everything. You're like, we haven't
seen the whole mountain of Canada is uninhabitable. That's inhabited,
uninhabitable the woods normal humans, but the Sasquatch might be
able to Chris Crofton was on claiming that he heard
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interviews of someone's uncle who had saw a bunch of
big feet under a tarp after Mount St. Helens. Yeah,
we said, the plural is still bigfoot or big feet.
I think it would have to be big foot. Let
me look it up big foot. See somebody else believes it.
I just feel like it's also fun to think about it.
Just that the weird thing roaming around. I mean, that's
just silly to me. What if he's wearing clothes. You
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don't know. I'm a spec I'm a skeptic, but I'm
also I'm willing to entertain it most ideas. Anyway, some
just like to hear that. Yeah, I don't know if
I believe it, but I like that his story. Yeah,
I think it's fun to think of it. It's big feet,
it's big feet. You got on your face. I feel
like a full said that with your chest out, very confident.
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And is bigfoot popular in Canada? I don't think session. No,
Like it's very like Americans really are all in on
the Isn't there a lot of shirts or big foot
foot crossing or sass like that. I mean, we always
had a TV show, Harry and the Henderson's. That was
a great show. I mean maybe that's also why I
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want to believe it's real, because he was so sweet
and very thoughtful, very nice guy, helped out not feeling
it in the beginning, No, and then he came around,
and then he came around. That's the movie. Was it
ever show? I don't know. I feel like at one
point there the set used to be at um Universal Studios,
like in the early days of Universal Studios UM, and
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like it was a standing set that as if they
were I could be sucking up my whole ship. Anyway,
Harry and the Henderson's TV show. Yes, it was a
TV series, damn a successful TV series, but that didn't
have Leth Gaw in it. The dad was different than
that one. There's your problem, right, That's why I didn't
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go for I think everybody will believe it was freaking
Bruce Davison. I'd also like to say, like what, what
can they keep happening? It's like, oh, the neighbor saw
him again. Duck down big but like what, I don't
know what. Pretend you're stuffed thing. Yeah, you're the mailman
now put on this suit. Like how many episodes? Episodes?
You think there was a drug use? One a big Foot? Yeah,
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because you know, like we're Bigfoot, like catches a predatory,
like neighbor or something who's like smoking pot. Bigfoot gets
high accidentally like Oh yeah, the Bigfoot at someone's like
magic brownies. That's too. That's like, I mean, Bigfoot probably
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knows all about like mushrooms. He probably thinks he's hallucinating
the Henderson's. Uh, speaking of successful, long running TV shows,
Finding Bigfoot is an American television series that ran from
two thousand eleven to two thousand eighteen where a group
of Bigfoot field researchers embark on a mission to find
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the creature and repeatedly come into contact with him, but
the cameras never on. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, that sounds a
lot of dark footage with like close ups of people's
faces and then go what was that? Yes, opened an
entire door to bullshit TV shows, being like you hear that?
Hear that? What do you mean bullshit? Let's talk about
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food waste. Yeah, uh, Meyer Midwest grocery chain is doing
something kind of cool. I remember spelled Major but pronounced Meyer. Yeah,
a little little Midwestern wisdom for you there. But basically,
customers are going to be able to get like, use
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an app to find out about half priced food that's
like nearing its expiration date, so that Meyer is less
likely to you know, waste as much food and people
will have food at great prices. Well yeah, I mean
there's like eighteen point two billion dollars worth of waste
that goes on in the grocery industry of just ship
(19:56):
that doesn't get bought and like Okay, we're gonna throw
this out and he's got to and it's just a
terrible issue. I mean, I know, like in Europe and
other places, they're trying to take this a little more seriously.
I'm sure in Canada, probably because this app that they're
using is Canadian Basic Technology Flash Flash Food. But it
makes it easy, like the grocery store can just to
the app upload like their inventory of ship that's about
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to go off, and then people can look in the app.
They'll set it aside, you come and pick it up.
Boof being good in the neighborhood. Now, this requires some
a lot of precision from the born on date people, yeah,
or not born on date. The that's that's the only
expiration date I'm familiar with. But that's being somebody who's
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been buying a lot of milk in the past couple
of years. There's a lot of milk that you'll just
randomly get a batch that's like bad a month before
it's supposed to go off. Yeah, yeah, we just had
that in the office. Yeah, there was something that was
like of weeks away. Yeah, first poor, it's just like
got let out on the like left out in the one.
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It's the same way like when they don't know how
to transport beer like Heineken. You gotta keep that ship cold.
But if it gets like hot and then you refrigerated,
that the flavor goes off. You know, my, my hot
heads and all about this right, this thing. Well, maybe
Canada is doing something right because we still have bags
of milk, bags of milk, yes, yes, sorry, never in
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North America. Satchel sachiel sat a page satchel milk like
leaders like wine skin of milk. Yeah. Interesting, it comes
in the leather like a wine boat fish. Yeah yeah,
there are forty dollars each. I don't know. We don't
drink a lot of milk. It's like fat content high
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in Canadian milk, like the same whatever, two skim, same ship.
I just love fatty milk, thick whole milk, straight to
the heart, thick milk, man. I mean that's it's almost
worth depriving yourself of whole milk until like for a
while so that you can because I grew up on
skim milk and ate that with cereal like every morning.
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And then when I finally tasted what cereal is supposed
to taste like when I ate it with whole milk,
I was like, like I went to church that day.
That was beautiful thing. All right, we're gonna take a
quick break. We will be right back. And we're back,
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and it's time to check in with the impeachment inquiry
I'm talking about yesterday, Lieutenant Colonel Vin min Uh and
Jennifer Williams, Mike Penci's aid testify it. This group of
people were both I went, they were on the call July. Okay,
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that's the for everyone who needs a primer, the call
in which they're saying, uh, the president was really asking presidents,
let's give Ukraine to say, I need you to do
me a favor. I need you to look into this
other ship real quick and then maybe get your aide um.
And their testimony was very I mean it was they
were they're basically fact witnesses to this. So, uh, the Republicans,
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you know, it's a kind of the usual thing. Democrats
are asking a lot of pointed questions to sort of
illuminate the situation and give context to the sort of
level of abuse of power that the president was engaging in.
And then the Republicans just shamed themselves, trying to smear
them um and it got dude, it started off spice.
Devin noon Az, the ranking member who for the Republicans
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on this committee, referred to Lieutenant Colonel Vinman as Mr Vinman. Um,
and just just listen to this exchange. Mr Vinman, are
you testified in your deposition that you did not know
the whistle blower? Ranking member, Lieutenant Colonel Viman. Please, Lieutenant
Colonel Vinman, you testified in the deposition that you did
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not know who was? Like you not? Fuck? Yeah, Okay,
you passed you chest, passed the chest, passed the ball
right back to me. I mean it kind of does
get at like where the Republicans are coming from, because
they like Vinman and Jennifer Williams are both kind of
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the bipartisan career officials who take pride in the fact
that they've worked for Democrats and Republicans and like they're
just all about duty and service and they're trying to,
you know, pretend that they're just some ordinary schmoke partisans.
And also I think because Lieutenant Colonel Vinman, whose family
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um left Ukraine, I believe like they were trying to
paint this whole dual loyalty thing and smear him, and
he later on in during his sessment, was like, I was,
I wanted to clarify that because a lot of people
trying to diminish what my actual services to this country
to try and say that whatever I'm going to testify
to could be bullshit or have other kinds of motivations.
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And so then they continue to this sort of line
when they started asking like the Ukrainians had offered him
a position as defense minister, and they didn't quite fully
push it, but you know, they did that ship to
just try and make him look like maybe he got
his head turned. I don't know, they offered him pretty
And how many of these people who saw the stuff
are just have a vendetta against the president and sleeper
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sleeper agents. Yeah, it's a bunch of Manchurian candidates for
the code word um. And then what they also said
too was um. You know, Vinman especially said that when
he looked at some of their readouts or like what
the White House had released. They said there was like
references to corruption or tackling corruption, and vin was like,
I was on two calls and I never even heard
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those words uttered, so like these are inaccurate. So that
was another new right the trade. Like I had heard
people say that there were little things that were off
about the transcripts here, the memos, but he is suggesting
that like a material part of the President's ALBI, which
is no, I just I'm worried about corruption in Ukraine.
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He's saying that that was added at a later date. Uh.
And then then Trump, I think because everybody was begging
him to not tweet during this testimony, because last week
when Marie Ivanovitch was testifying, he basically came at her
like everybody she goes. She left it as a mess
with Somalia like this now, and so this time I
guess he's wised up and used the Trump War Room
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account to tweet this. Alexander Vinman is an unelected bureaucrat
who was upset that President Trump was leading foreign policy
instead of sticking to Vinman's talking points. He complained that
what President Trump said on July twenty call was not
in in the preparation material that I had offered and
then goes on to be like they had serious concerns
or whatever, and again Jim Jordan's I think was trying
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to sort of smear him further by being like, welcome.
Tim Morrison said he was afraid of you leaking dude.
Vinman pulls up another and goes, here's here's my evaluation
from my direct report Dr Fiona Hill that says I'm
the greatest Army intelligence officer she's ever worked with. I'm
beyond reproach. That dude, not get the funk out my face.
And it was getting I mean, I think a lot
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of people were sort of on pins and needles waiting
to see just how gross Republicans would be to try
and either paint him as some you know, you know what,
what's the word I'm looking for, undercover operative? Yeah, or
just had was a spy or some ship and they
danced around it. But I'm sure that little bit of
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mention of this offer of the Defense Minister gig is
going to make its way to like Laura Ingram or
one of them later on today where they'll continue to
talk about that. Yeah, And it was it was also
revealed that his family, uh that he asked for the
military to look at like looking to threats being made
against his family, and they're going to be relocated for
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their safety. So it's because you look at the media
apparatus on the right, they're trying to paint this guy's like,
look at this guy trying to start a coup. Right,
they were trying to basically say that Tim Morrison is
a bipartisan person and that Vin Man is uh, you know,
has a vendette against Trump. But the truth is that
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Vin Man has been has worked for multiple administrations and
is a respected intelligence officer, and Tim Morrison is a
political appointee who's you know, right wing. So that's where
that is how you been keeping up with the impatient stories.
That's all I've heard. I don't. I told you I'm stupid.
I don't. I haven't really kept But it's a lot.
(28:47):
It's too much, it's too much, and it's a lot,
and I can't. I hate Trump. I hate thinking about him.
I don't want to. Yeah, I know I need to,
but it's like I just I hear enough comics on
stage yopping. I can't. It's yeah, I know, I'm sure everyone.
Every one's got. Everyone has a Trump joke. Trump joke
looks like an inside o asshole. I don't know, it's
the same, fucking not my inside out asshole? Is it
(29:12):
bright orange? You got a few hairs? Uh? So you're
gonna love this next door because a former Blast House
physician says Trump. So Trump visited Walter Read Hospital last
weekend and it was sort of an unannounced, unplanned visit.
And he was like, oh, it was part of my
(29:32):
you know, normal phase one, phase one of my physical Uh.
And so this doctor who was the White House physician
under Obama expressed concern over his health, skepticism that this
was anything other than like an emergency because of some
(29:53):
sort of problem that he was having. He dismissed it
as absolute balder dash. Uh, which makes him sound cool,
but uh, he said, he said, maybe he had chess pain,
maybe he had some neurological I think he is someone
who has some neurological issues which no one has ever
(30:15):
really addressed. And then later they asked him to elaborate,
and this physician who was the White House physician very
recently said he is having trouble word finding when he
said United schifh instead of the United States. These are words.
He can't find them. This is happening over and over again.
(30:37):
Comedians joke about it. It's not a joking matter. I
think there's a neurological issue that's not being addressed. If
he had an m R of his head over there,
I would be very pleased. I think he needs it.
So this is something that there's been sort of you know,
people who pay attention to the media have like made
this allegation. But I don't think there's been like an official,
(30:59):
you know, doctor who has been like I mean, maybe
they're no doctor who was gonna in their right minds
like I'm gonna diagnose this guy through a TV. The
most of theyll do is like you know, when I'm
seeing a kid suggests this. But you know, because I'm
trying to act like ethically, I can't fully be like, yeah,
someone's wrong with this dud's head, right. Maybe he's just dyslexic.
Dyslexic I think, and he's just slowing he's just slowing down.
(31:22):
I mean, like it's it's it's just night and day.
Even when he was on the campaign trail to try
and be elected, like the speed at which he speaks,
the like energy he has. He's an old man. It's
an old stupid Also, I'm still on the phase one. Right,
how many phases this guy have for a physical? I
thought you walked in and took like twenty minutes to
the old in the butt out of the butt cough.
I mean, like, I think there's a lot going on phases.
(31:46):
Last year, his last physical took like almost three hours, right,
because I think they do an entire back. But again,
it was just because healthy he is, and they were
just amazed. They were like, this is the healthiest seventy
year old we've ever seen. Uh look at look at
how big and amazing his dick is. Ye, Like, it's
very it's very non mushroomy. Have all the all the doctors.
(32:06):
I've never thought it was dick till right now. Wells sadly,
who was a stormy Daniels had to actually describe it
in full detail. Yeah no, no, no, yeah, yeah, I said,
So that's where we're at. I think it's there's something
very serious though underlying this though, because you don't just
(32:28):
go to the doctor like that. You're rushed over. Because
they're also saying like typically if you were to ever
go to Walter Read Medical Center, he would take Marine
one helicopter there. But he was like, you need to
take the car you wanted to go then, Um, so
I don't know it's I think it's something I can't imagine.
It's some casual ship, right, Yeah, that's what he said.
(32:49):
He said that like this just knowing what he knows
about how things proceed all the White House. If I
was president and I had like a great medical facility
at my disposal, I could see myself getting high go
on web md once, like I gotta go right now
because I think everything is wrong, right, But I don't
think this is that president's vine. Also, no, he also
has free healthcare is probably he's okay, so he doesn't
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get why not he's ever paid for it anything. So
one thing that I just wanted to put out there
and we can move on. But I just want I'm
curious if NBC News is officially kind of making a
move towards the right, because in the past couple of
weeks there was their analysis of the extremely damning testimony
(33:31):
on the opening day of the impeachment hearings, where they
said that it lacked the pizzas necessary to make people care.
And then there was an opinion piece the same week
where they were like, the best way to deal with
the monstrous behavior uncovered by me too is not to
fire the men, um, but just overall, Um, what was
their solutions? Uh? I know, yeah exactly. I'm just wondering
(33:56):
if they're seeing a strategic space open up between like
the what is because like centrist both sides, the mainstream
media and now Fox News has completely become a heads
up display vision of how Trump sees the world. So
it's like maybe they're thinking, well, there's room for somebody
(34:17):
to occupy the typical normal, right right? Um, well, I
know like a lot of the candidates are concerned about
it because the next debate is being hosted by NBC,
Like can you all look into this toxic culture over there? Yeah,
there's yeah that That's the other thing is that, I mean,
we they allowed Matt Lauer to you know, stay on.
(34:37):
They refused to release the wine scene story and actively
blocked it. They had Donald Trump on SNL and Jimmy fallon,
So I mean, maybe they've been doing this all along
and I just wasn't paying it. Well there, I mean
ultimately they're driven by ratings. So I think one man,
when when you watch some of the coverage, especially when
Bloomberg entered the race, it was they were like, yeah, yeah,
(34:57):
this makes sense, this is good, right, this is good.
But that's why you also have to be a little
bit aware when you watch any kind of corporate media too,
because there's a there's a certain level of reporting and
then their own opinion comes into it to sort of
give you a take, but you also have to know
where that's coming from. And when you look at a
bunch of people on MSNBC who have like come out
of all kinds of financial sectors whatever, the like top
(35:18):
elites of the world, of course they're going to have
these sort of takes on Bloomberg and things like that.
But you know, yeah, I think it's just uh, you
just gotta look, that's what I gotta listen to the
show man. We're the only people tiny the truth. Yeah,
I meant of yeah, important stuff, like even the mainstream
(35:42):
quote unquote centrist media is reacting to like their center
is based on both sides in it between like what
is essentially a centrist democratic side of things and then
like a extremist right wing organization, so they they even
end up on the right. So I don't know if
(36:03):
if they think there's room in there. I mean, I
don't mind when you have different opinions, but it's sometimes
when they start like platforming just like you know, dog
whistling racism or trying to like obscure like predatory behavior
within the network and things like that, that's you're like,
hold on, what now, what what the guys, let's check
in with the Democrats. What's going on? What's going on?
(36:26):
Pe is now the front runner according to the mainstream media.
That's how they well in Iowa and that was like
but a single poll came out and said he's the
front run. Yeah, well it's like I think the des
Moines registered poll and that's a very respect Yeah, yeah
in Iowa. And a lot of people were quick to
point out like when I think two thousan four, Dick
(36:47):
Gebhart was like the number one for the Democrats, because
that was like another time when like no one really
had their ship together and knew who the funk they
were going to vote for. Yeah, and that's who was
like and this sort of same time period that time
runner and then for the publicans like in hers Herman Kane,
so you know, ship changes. But I think really when
you look nationally, right, uh, Joe Biden is still by
(37:08):
far head and shoulders in the lead in this very
specific poll than Bernie Sanders. Then Elizabeth Warren was sevent
but no other candidate pulled into double digits aside from
those three. But he's got a twelve point lead over
Sanders nationally. But Bernie is in second place, which yeah,
and you can shoot a better Judge shot than and
(37:30):
probably and also doesn't have dated takes on weed right
and does just one phase of his physical it just
goes in, goes look, I had a heart attack straight up. Okay,
I'm being honest too much. Getting the hell out of here,
oh man, But like, think about how little cover Sanders
(37:51):
gets compared to Buddha Judge. Right now, Buddha Judge is
getting covered like he is the presumptive favorite because of
that poll. Yeah, like he's well. And again there's so
many takes or there's so many pieces being written to
about how the panic from the billionaire class is really
starting to ramp up. Like, you know, we played that
one that one dude should have crying on TV about
(38:13):
his money being possibly taxed, and like this wealth tax happening.
So when you look at when you sort of take
that into I want to give my money away. Shouldn't
be allowed to take my money that I sort of extracted,
even though the government had provided the infrastructure for me
to manipulate and then the regulations anyway, it doesn't matter.
This is my money. So I think when you see
that too, they have to also think of like if
(38:36):
who do we pivot to if it's not Biden, and
then their their problem. We say this a lot is
like the next two people are both coming for that
wealth tax and then them Yeah, and I think anyone else,
It's like it's got to be someone who's gonna go
a little bit easier. It's like, yeah, let's do like
a sort of you know, ceremonial wealth tax or something
something that looks like a nice ceremonial wealth tax. And
(38:56):
then but like let's let's we'll do a lottery where
one billionaire every year has to be text and then
we then we all put our money together and then
we'll pay it. Right. But yeah, I think, uh, it's
I mean a lot of people also sharing that clip
of peat Booda Judge talking to like a bunch of
Tea Party people, like can I forget how long maybe
two thousand nine or ten, when Obama was president, talking
(39:20):
about how he respects They're like their concerns about the
direction of the country, which the Tea Party came out
of Obama being president, and they're like, this black guy
is doing too much. But anyway, we'll see. I mean,
you know, this is the time when you're gonna start
seeing a lot of the little attacks and things come
out because it's we're getting closer and closer, and we
got a debate tonight, so we'll see. There's a whole
(39:43):
longer report that we need to do about Buddha judges past.
Like I think it's Mackenzie, which is a consulting firm
that is very very closely tied to the CIA and
like does a lot of international relations work. That's like
eight and like he helped I think I think after
(40:03):
his time at the military, he was in charge of
uh doing like economic development in places where the military
was actively like fucking shut up, like Interact and Afghanistan,
which is you know that's the American to be honest, dude,
that that's someone fit to be president this country. And
you can also hear about that on the worst year ever.
(40:26):
Yeah yeah, yeah, let's pour one out real quick to
uh for Mina Chang. Yeah, she's the State Department official.
I guess who was called out because she was making
up most of her resume and using a fake Time
magazine cover of herself into boost her cred you know. Yeah,
it's a story of just straight scamming. Yeah. I mean
(40:51):
we all have Yeah, we all have the fake Time
magazine cover on our wall in our office, the mirror
that is Time Person of the Year, and he's look
right into it. But she was already lying about going
to Harvard all these other things, and when she was
being considered for a larger position that needed like confirmation,
They're like, can we we need to hear more about
(41:12):
some of this stuff we're seeing on this resid because
I don't this is a lot of weird stuff. For example,
like she was saying she was on a humanitarian aid
mission to Afghanistan, where apparently no aid was delivered. She
also said she had a degree in international development from
the University of Hawaii UM but the universe the university
doesn't even offer that degree doesn't have a program one
(41:34):
of those check. Yeah, you gotta do some Google like googling. Yeah,
then they even when then they went further and said,
I'm gonna be real with you. We don't even have
a mina chain like Edving registered here. And then we
told we said, last time she had a fake u
N position it was the UNESCO Cross Cultural Ambassador um
(41:55):
and they're like the in UNESCO is like, we have
no position like that. She also that she won CBS
Humanitarian of the Year Women that sore award in twelve
and CBS says, we have no award by that name, right, Wow,
I kind of creative though. Yeah, I'll give her that.
But just think about all the people, like how many
(42:16):
officials in the government must just be scammers who know
how to use Google, like like a good one. All
she all she had to do was find real awards.
Let's find actual colleges that offer that as a major
putting confidence in the in the were a con job.
It's really not hard to do that. My first job
by lines that I had a serving job. Just give
(42:36):
your friends number, change their answering machine, and you get
a job. Yeah. I've been a landlord for six people
in the city. I, oh, yeah, they rented and pay
me by, Like yeah, but those are but those are
the ones where we know we can get away with,
you know, just a few. We can we can set up,
we can we can create that fakeree. I guess they
(42:57):
just would assume that she wouldn't make something like that
because you can check it, Like they're not going to
look into it, right, Yeah, I star was Hawaii. No
one's going over there. But apparently it was her worst
nightmare and they did, I mean the even the way
she So then she resigned because it got to because
(43:18):
they were like, old, what is this Suddenly? Oh, you
don't want to be here anymore, but she said, and
from her resignation letters said resigning is the only acceptable,
moral and ethical option for me at this point. Um.
And then she goes on to say, in already difficult times,
the Department of State is experiencing what I and many
believe is the worst and most profound moral crisis confronting
(43:38):
career professionals and political appointees in the department's history. Department
MORALEI is at its lowest. The professionalism and collegiality, once
a hallmark of the U s diplomatic service has all
but disappeared. But it's weird. So she's saying, like I'm
getting out because it's too funked up. But then she
later says, I want my resignation to be seen as
a sign of protest rather than surrender. It's like he
got cough. Well just say to see at this point,
(44:01):
go back to instagram scamming because you got high college,
get an actual degree. Protest. She's like, fine, I'll protest
your I don't know if accusations or But then she's
talking about how the state Department so fucked up. Right,
a character assassination based solely on innuendo was launched against me,
(44:21):
attacking my credentials and character. My superiors at the department
refused to defend me, stand up for the truth, and
allow me to answer the false charges against me. Okay,
how that this? She goes like her confirmation hearing they
say true or false? Did you go to Harvard? Right? Uh? Well,
let me tell my side of the story. I could
(44:41):
overieve hears yes or no. I could almost hear the
orchestral music swelling up in her mind as she was
like delivering that that monologue in already difficult times. Yeah, well,
you know you hate to see it, but I mean, look,
she's got forty food followers on Instagram. We can only
get two hundreds on the photo. Yeah, that way, I
(45:04):
think you bought followers. But hey, look she had a
Christmas album. As she put out, I think people are fans.
I think she has four or four thousand fans from
her music career. All right, we're gonna take another quick break.
We'll be right back, and we're back, and you guys,
(45:30):
Prince Andrew May so this is Queen Elizabeth's son, third son. Uh,
maybe be too honorable, it turns out, so he was
implicating all the Epstein stuff. Was photographed with one of
the victims in the Epstein scandal and was just, you know,
(45:51):
specifically called out as somebody who Epstein made underage children
have sex with. Uh. And so he went on the
BBC on their newsnight program and was like, I'll tell
these people, like, what they don't understand is that I'm
like incredibly charismatic and believable. And once they see that, well,
(46:16):
uh so the first clue that he was incorrect about
his belief in himself is that the person who has
been with him his entire career as his like pr guru.
People called it uh quit in protest because he knew
that he was going to be so fucked by this interview.
They're just like, don't you look, bro, You're guilty, right,
(46:36):
and you're gonna look even guiltier in public at least
if you don't say anything, people can just have to
guess and not know. But I mean, it's God, the
way he was handling some of these questions. I was
cringing in my body because I could not believe the
lack of self awareness of like the even situation. Hesn't. Yeah,
So let's let's listen to a couple of clips from
the interview where he totally believably defends himself against the
(47:02):
charges that are being leveled against him. For the record,
is there any way you could have had sex with
that young woman or any young woman trafficked by Jeffrey
Epstein in any of his residences? No? Um and and
without putting two final point on it, if you're a man,
(47:24):
it is a positive act to have sex with somebody.
You have to have to take some sort of positive action.
And so therefore, if you try to forget, it's very
difficult to try and forget positive action, and I do
not remember anything. I can't up rack my brain and thinking,
(47:48):
oh well, when the first allegations, when the allegations came out, originally,
I went, well, that's a bit strange. I don't remember that.
I've been through it and through it and threw it
over and over and over again, and no, nothing hasn't
never happen. What I don't wait, he was accused of
(48:10):
having sex with a child and a sex trafficking victim,
and he thought, that's strange. I don't remember. That would
have been a positive, fun thing that I remembered and
I can't remember, so it must not have happened because
I remember all the good times times. Oh my god,
that's repulsive that I can't even it's but that's it
(48:35):
really does show you again, like it's the same thing
like we're seeing with a lot of these powerful people
who are like facing like repercussions. All of a sudden,
they're like almost confused by like what the deal is
and like I don't know, they need to go to
acting classes or something because this is like I mean
go to jail really well, yeah, I mean yeah, overacting please,
But it's like, that's not an excuse, that's not a Yeah,
(48:56):
let's hit some other highlights from the interview. He's said
that if he's guilty of anything, it's being too honorable. Yeah,
because I think that that question came after they're saying, like,
you knew he was convicted for this ship and you
still like hung out at his place. Yeah, And he
was like, yeah, I had to go and break up
with him kind of like end the friendship. So, if anything,
(49:20):
I was too honorable And they're like, yeah, but then
here you are pictured with him like after that, so
you didn't end the friendship there, and here you are
staying with him again, and here you are on the
flight records going to his private island and uh yeah,
the interviewer has to remind him they're talking about someone
who was convicted of repeatedly raping children. Uh. He says,
(49:43):
do I regret the fact that Epstein has quite obviously
conducted himself in a manner unbecoming? Yes, And the interviewer
says unbecoming He was a sex offender, and he's like, yeah,
right right, I'm being polite. I was being polite, But
you gotta hang out with some just one on one.
He's a real hoot. That's why I got to break
up with This sounds based on all the people who
(50:05):
have been pictured with him, it sounds like he was
a real whot. Yeah. I also said that he stayed
at Epstein's house after he was obviously a sex criminal
because it was convenient. Uh, he's very foggy on most details. Uh, yeah,
he can't, he can't. That's it's a hostiles. I'm so rich,
(50:27):
I don't have a fucking last name, right about how
about that? How about that? Uh, he's really foggy on
most details of like how he managed to appear in
all these pictures with these children. But does remember that
he couldn't have been uh raping a woman that night
(50:47):
or raping a girl that night because he was at
a pizza party with his kids, right those kids? He's
really just even the thing with the sweating, Yeah, do
we have a clip? Is that the think we have
a clip? Music? One of the victims was saying that
she remembers very vividly of him perspiring, like end he
has I don't know. This is his defense on why
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that's not possible and you profusely sweating, and that she
went on to have possibly there's a slight problem with
with with with with the sweating, because I have a
peculiar medical condition, which is that I don't sweat, or
I didn't sweat at the time, and that was wishing. Yes,
(51:33):
I didn't sweat at the time because I had suffered
what I would describe as an overdose of adrenaline in
the Falklands War when I was shot at, and I
simply it was it was it was almost impossible for
me to sweat. And it's only because I have done
a number of things in the recent past, but I'm
(51:55):
starting to be able to do that again. So I'm
afraid to say that that that that there's a condition
that says that it didn't do it, so therefore therefore
I didn't do it. Um, oh my god, this is repulsive.
I can't even he at first of all, that's not
I don't think that's Where is the medical records on that.
(52:17):
That seems very especially like at that time there was
a few weeks where I stopped sweating, but I overcame that. Yeah,
and now I'm sweating again. Yeah. He uh they you know,
I googled. I was like, is that a thing that
can temporary, and hydrosis can be genetic. The Queen is
(52:37):
not known to have any such condition either way, and
hydrosis is not consistent with the account Prince Andrew gave
during the interview, and his like like uh, he's like stuttering,
like so fucking obvious. Well, this just whole like again,
especially when you have things like this, it's I'm hopefully
this reignites more interest or more accountability for what was
(52:59):
going on with Jeffrey Epstein, because clearly this is something
much larger than what it is um and when you
look at all the people that are implicated, his whole
death looks more and more shady. And now the guards
that were in the special housing unit where Jeffrey Epstein was,
they're being charged now. Stick it to the powerful guys,
to the guards, the minimum wage employees. Uh yeah, because
(53:27):
they falsified there the records because they were supposed to
be watching him every thirty minutes or whatever, and they
said they weren't that they were just watching television and
like walking around the common area. Yeah, but it seems
like it's going the FBI is looking much deeper into
this now. I mean, that's so the chairman of the
Bureau of Prisons says that the FBI is looking into it.
(53:51):
She had an exchange with somebody who's investigating it and said,
do you concur with your opinion that it was a suicide,
and the Bureau of Prisons director said that was the
finding of the coroner, and the examiner said do you
have any evidence to suggest otherwise? And they said I
do not. And then when asked, like, is anybody looking
(54:13):
into it, they said the FBI is involved and they're
looking at criminal enterprise. But it just all seems like
they're just kind of hoping that ship goes away. Well,
I mean, it's funny because Senator Kennedy Louisiana has today
also been saying like, we need to we need to
look into this more too. Yeah, it's just funny because
it's one of those things where on both sides are
(54:34):
very interested in what is going on with Jeffrey Epstein
because it implicates, I mean implicates fucking all powerful people
all over the world. I think people on the right
are very narrowly focused on being like bring down Bill Clinton, uh,
while most people left to like end this fucking network
of powerful predators. But I think at the I mean,
if there really is this. You'd hope there's this sustained
(54:57):
interest from both political parties to get to the bottom
of it. Something might come out. But I mean, based
on the people that are implicated, you, I don't know.
Part of me is very cynical. Pig let him rotten
hell sorry sorry no, but I mean, like, but if
he was killed right to protect these other people, I
think that's that's what is That's what needs to be
(55:17):
found out because when you look at like fucking there's
a photo of all these people like at once with him,
and you're like, oh my god, Like, how many fucking
billions of dollars is that right there? I think Bill
Gates did it himself personally, just went in there. Have
you seen that guy jump? Guy can jump over a chair,
you could jump into a prison? Yeah, right in. And finally,
(55:41):
there's a product from Spotify miles that you came in raving.
Just want to use this. It's the road trip playlist Maker,
because you know, when you drive a lot, I typically
just listen to the same four albums on a loop.
And it's very dangerous because when you're familiar with songs
and you're familiar with the order, you can get lulled
(56:03):
into comfort and you know, maybe a little sleepy at
the wheel sometimes. But this is a very very interesting
app that's only sadly only available in the United States
right now. Okay, Canada, I'm sure they will include you soon.
But it's great because what you do is you sort
of answer this quiz and then it begins to fully
curate a playlist for you based on everything. So first
(56:23):
you say what's your location and where is your destination
so they can figure out how long it's gonna take.
Then when you've put in your itinerary, then they will say, okay,
it's gonna take about this much time. How about some
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you with your partner. Then you ask what's your favorite
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pedal to the metal or slow ride take it easy? Uh?
And then what's your ultimate driving song? And then it'll
be like six tracks that will it'll suggest based on
your past questions, fully kind of pin you. And then
from there it asks what kind of car, you're in, suv, convertible, electric, sedan,
(57:07):
pickup truck, whatever. Then it fully gives you the whole thing,
and boom, you've got a fully curated vibe playlist to
take on the road. I think it's I don't know,
it's easy. I like I like the idea of it.
I used to make a lot of CDs back in
the day. You know, back back in my day, you'd
burn a couple of discs for the road trip, and
that was like your playlist. But part of me, as
I get older, I'm just I'll just let Skynet do
(57:30):
everything now. I just have given all my consciousness to
the digital gods serio taps. But you know, I'm waiting
for the machine learning to make my life better. It's
already has man make with it every day. Man, how
do you know where the bird scooters end up? What's
your favorite album to play on the road? My favorite
album to play on the road? I mean it changes,
(57:52):
but what's what's something? Okay? How about this? More specifically,
if you feel yourself getting tired and you're driving, is
there album you will play because you like this? Ship
is will wake me the funk up? I'm mostly a playlist.
Actually I got an album Death from Above nineties seventy nine,
a Toronto band, You're a Woman. I have a machine
that if you cannot you can't see to that. Yeah,
it's like a very amazing you've seen them. Yeah, they're great.
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I like I always listen to the toxicity system of
it down. Oh, yes, that's a good one. Yes, I
will fucking I will scream in the car uh and
usually keep it moving. I also just bought a crazy
Town CD, kind of as a joke, but it turns
out I actually like the songs crazy Town, Butterfly. It's
that it's the it's the album with that track. But
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there's a couple other fun ones on there are there
other songs? Yeah? Yeah, I mean I only know them
because I guess I listened to that track. That's that
album a lot. What's another good crazy Town song? Oh?
I don't even know the name of it now. It's
track four. I can't think of a stupid name. Oh
I like that. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Man,
Remember that when used to know an album based on
what number? Yeah? God, man, when you're all about the
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Benjamin's that's track number ten. No Way Out number seven
was great opening yeah cut. I still pay attention to
what the opening cut is because I feel like that's
a statement. Well it also like yeah, for artists who
really are trying to create an experience through their album,
that first song really is important, and you always like,
what are you? What are you doing here? What're you
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trying to give me? M M? Probably good kidnad Cities
like an album that I will listen to all the
way through. And oh, plenty of albums I can listen
to about ones that I I When I used to
work a lot of raves and I would leave like
the venues really late and left to drive like miles
back to l A or some ship. I would be
like melting off red Bull that wasn't working, and I
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would just if Serge wasn't there to screen in my ear,
I'm not here today. Well, Steph, it's been a pleasure
having you. Where can people find you? Follow you? Um
at Steph totev on Instagram and I think I'm at
step toilet on Twitter. I put my name into Wikipedia
(01:00:01):
and it said did you mean step toilet. I'm like, yes,
yes I did. I'm looking into getting the license plate.
UM just getting cut off in the one by step
toilet is really hi, that's a toilet that you like
step squatty potty thing, like a step toilet that I think,
I don't know toilet who marries your divorced parent. But
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I'm also like, um, yeah, I'm also like a gross comedian,
So I think there's a potty humor steps. It just
made it kind of made sense. I kind of like it.
Actually I don't kind of like it. I really love it.
Love it. And is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Yes,
I will pull it up right now. There's a comedian
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and he's from Texas, but he is in New York.
His name is Martin Urbano and his Twitter account is
very very very funny. He takes like articles of other
people whatever. Yes, yes, so it was why Tom Hanks
can never play a bad guy. And then he just
wrote not talented enough and it's just and he just
(01:01:05):
writes stuff like this all the time. Like his Twitter
is very very funny. So I highly highly recommend following him.
He's very silly and very funny. That's great. Maybe one'll
come on it comes out. Can people find you find me?
Find me? Follow me Twitter, Instagram, also got to plug
it again four twenty fiance get in their great review
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subscribe Okay, it's a whole vibe, um and yeah, tweet
that I like, let me pull it up. One is
from Marcel Arguo. She tweeted, I guess she was on
a flight and somebody had their fucking hair dangling over
the flight the seat and the hair was covering the
TV screen on the airplane seat, and she just tweeted, ma'am,
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who the fuck over that photo? Um? And then another
one from at Rachel pick Uh. It says uncircumcised. That's
one hoodie she can't steal, right because women stealing. Oh
my god, I I have one hoodie that to this day,
to this day I miss. And also one Arsenal jersey
(01:02:08):
that someone took from me. It was an Alexander Cleb jersey.
Very obscure player, but one of my most revere jerseys. Talking.
I don't know where it is, alright, Uh, let's see
what do we got? What do we got? Uh? Ivan
at Streets Behind tweeted, it's always okay, Boomer, but never
are you okay Boomer? Dutch Desk we tweeted that at
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us Uh. Jamie Loftus tweeted the Bernard the Elf from
the Santa Claus Eat me Out challenge. Uh uh. Lee
Yon tweeted a man don's armor. The armor protects his
vital organs from damage. He climbs into a mech, which
encases the armored demand. The mech then dons its own
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set of armor to protect its parts. The armored mech,
piloted by a similarly armored man, picks up something with
his tan a sword. Uh okay, I was filming. Uh.
And then somebody tweeted gun to your head Biden or Buddha.
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Jedge and David Cross tweeted, I'm assuming I put the
gun to my own head? How wow? We can he
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West that gonna be today. Uh. This is going to
be a track from Clarence Clarity, who is like a
I don't know, like I guess alternative R and b
um producer, singer, songwriter, um, and this tracks is all
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cancer in the water and it's just I don't know,
it's very it sounds like what you would think alternative
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