Ilhan Omar Was Right, ANOTHER Candidate? 11.15.19

In episode 517, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Zahra Noorbakhsh to discuss her Funny is Funny research project, Fox's coverage of the impeachment, how female candidates are attacked more than male candidates, Stephen Miller being a clear white nationalist, Deval Patrick entering the 2020 presidential race, Rudy Giuliani's podcast, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Funny Is Funny: Development Models For Diverse Voices In Stand-Up Comedy
2. fox's graphic for bill taylor vs. msnbc's graphic
3. it should go without saying that fox's graphics for schiff -- yes, they couldn't fit it all on one -- are just absurd + something any "news" organization should (and would) be absolutely ashamed of
4. Female 2020 candidates attacked online more than men: analysis
5. Before Joining White House, Stephen Miller Pushed White Nationalist Theories
6. The GOP attacked Ilhan Omar for calling Stephen Miller a ‘white nationalist.’ She says his leaked emails prove her right.
7. Van Jones resigns amid controversy
8. Deval Patrick Joins 2020 Presidential Race: ‘We Will Build as We Climb’
9. Giuliani considers launching an impeachment podcast amid public hearings
10. WATCH: Heybb! - Binki

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one of eight,
episode five of Dirt Daily S eight guys to production
of by Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we
take a deep dive into America's shared consciousness and say, officially,
off the top, fuck the Koke Brothers and block Fox News.
It's Friday, November two thousand nineteen. My name is Jack

(00:21):
O'Brien ak back here on the show. We're gonna take
it nice and slow, and I'm here to let you
know how the Trump impeachment go. I was looking for
the crocs, Cooke Brothers and Fox. I don't know where
to put my hands. Listen to my comeback Chantrid Turn

(00:42):
up the Jack Old Red Turn of the Jack. You
knew that I'd be back, Red Turn of the Jack.
Who courtesy of somebody whose name disappeared off of my screen?
That courtesy of socialist socialite. And I'm thrilled to be

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joined as always by my co host Mr Miles, Mr
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and Miles because I'm smoking on Marlborough's sites, occasionally puffing
on a Virginia Slim menthol four twenty or wrapping my

(01:26):
ship up in the switcher. Thank you, Christie, y'am a
Gucci mane for that a cage. Hell yeah, Well we
are thrilled to be joined in our third scene by
the hilarious and talented Zara Norbach a k a. The
Candy corn Crusader Happy. Yeah, what a she just kicked

(02:13):
through the door with er theme music. That's the first
with the daily Yeah, creeping creeping Shyeah, that's all rules,
original composition. That's not a cover, right, Okay, I want
to make sure I thought I didn't think I recognized
that from that's my debut with a nice yeahs from

(02:37):
our podlast Good Muslim, Bad Muslim. Yeah. This is our
fifth and final season. Okay, what a run in five years? Yeah? Man, Yeah,
that's it? Is it just kind of did it feel,
you know, as someone who looks across at his Parkad
podcasting partner every day and wonders when will when with

(02:58):
a love fade? Is it about like, did you feel
like you've you've sort of gone through what the show
itself can do? Or did you guys are doing different things.
If I if I can understand the evolution I think
we I mean, we have this d I Y podcast
as an independent podcast. We've been doing it five years,
once a month, no seasons, no hiatus, continuous, right, and

(03:21):
it gave us because we didn't we we don't do guests.
You know, in our last episode we had fun with Iceski.
She was the guest of ours on our last episode.
But like in five years, we've had like three y yeah, yeah, yeah,
and it's given us the opportunity to really find our
individual voices, right and interest and we have now yeah
you know, so now we kind of want to jump

(03:43):
into new genres. Yeah yeah, yeah, well that'll be exciting
whatever next next step is. I don't know what's going
on in the divorce between you two. I know caught
him texting people at times, but it's the very early stages.
Do you know what the most seal? Cheating is cheating
And I don't thank you, thank you, Jackie. It's not

(04:04):
just my mother and therapist who's been saying that I
validated so much. Yeah, you don't need my validation, but
there I mean, but also Jack catches me in here
after hours recording fake podcast with my co hosts in
a way. And that's kind of with him too, you know,
and it's it's gonna be I think it'll we'll find
the love again. We'll just go on vacation somewhere. I
feel like that we'll go to Vegas and we'll find

(04:27):
each other again. That always solves it, a nice little
Vegas vacation. It's just hard for me in this position
because he and I have a Candy Corn podcast. Right.
I thought that was a wait hold on the Candy
Corn crew. Yeah, I thought you were going to talk
to him Jack. I thought we were going to talk

(04:47):
about humiliate all right, So we're gonna get to know
you a little bit better in a moment. First, weird,
I'm I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. Get down from me. Fine,
I'm fine, I'm fine. See I wouldn't be jumping up
and down the seat if I wasn't fine. Uh. First,
we're gonna tell our listeners a couple of things we're

(05:08):
talking about today. We're gonna check in with Fox's coverage
of the impeachment. We are going to look at a
study that suggests that female candidates are subjected to more
online attacks I can't watch all prod can't be right

(05:28):
that coming? Does it? Also say right after it that
people also don't believe women when they say things the right.
I don't believe that. Now she's exaggerating. Whoever did the studies,
it's probably an emotional woman who was just saying, you know,
hysterical because of our over and we're back with Glen

(05:51):
back here. We rarely look forward to podcasts, but there
is one on the horizon that we have to preview
because a pretty exciting yeah, and we're hoping that we
can get it on our network. I think if we
had it, if we were able to produce this podcast,
we may be able to help move things along in
this administration very quickly. So we'll talk about that. We'll

(06:13):
talk about the fact that Stephen Miller still employed mm
by the White House. Yeah, official policy. Yeah for our country.
Ye huh, yep, yep. I mean so much pressure from
outlets like The New York Times to really outstair. But
Trump's still president though, Yeah, let me check, yes, yes,

(06:36):
there it is. And we're gonna look at daval Patrick.
He just had to enter the presidential primary, the Democratic primary,
because uh, you know, I'm not even sure why because
you know, yeah, I don't know. That's the million question, sir.

(06:57):
Why what? Yeah, you guys get it, come on, you know,
because they I'm gonna steal that sound? Well? Why? Yeah?
What what does a step up? Yeah? But first sorry,
we like to ask our guests what is something from
your search history that's revealing about who you are? All right? Uh, latest, latest,

(07:18):
and greatest? Did people eat dodo birds? Oh? Wow, that's
a great question. Did they? Yes, they did it? Yeah?
Did you people at everything? Did you think of this?
Because because they're extinct, where you're like, okay, did our
appetites have to do with its extinction? Or you were
just kind of being like, that's extinct. I wonder how
it tasted? Yeah, the ladder man, if I get some

(07:41):
hand in my hands on some dodo I'm generally when
things go, I'm always like, but what did it taste? Right? Who?
Dinosaurs would have been probably tasted like chicken. I feel
like in the Flintstones, were they what were those big
huge ass ribs they were? Right? Yeah? The was that
like yeah? Right? Yeah? Sours would be like the cattle

(08:05):
because it was like grazing. They don't really show into
those slaughter houses to what that looked like. But yeah,
those are those are the kinds of ideas in my head.
I'm like, how good would t rex arms be? Just
like they like frog legs, kind of like it's like
a chicken wing. But yeah, it's the size of a miata.
Really think about my mind. I'm like, give me a

(08:28):
little t rex arm and it's like the size of
this table. Yeah. People used to eat everything. Uh Charles
Darwin ate every animal that he discovered. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
he was like he was curious about every aspect of it,
including documenting what they tasted. Like, oh, that's like me,
how I imagine having sex with everyone? I run into

(08:50):
what's up? Yall? Interesting thing to learn while making eye
contact with you? What's the marble like on your cast? Marble?
Listen before you go extinct? Yes? Do you let me know? Yeah?
What is that? A five? Wag? You thine? You have Japanese? Right?

(09:14):
What kind of walk you were talking about? So? I
looked this up because the blue fin tuna is going extinct,
and isn't there something I was reading about like the
carbon concentrations and a lot of tuna is indicating sort
of what's going on with the phytoplankton like, it's sort
of like foundationally the food chain and the sea is
fundamentally changing as well. I mean I'm going to say

(09:34):
yes and pretend to be as smart as that. Right, Look,
that was that was a very convoluted thing to bring
up in a conversation. Now I'm very enlightened now, you know.
So what are the buzzwords? Can I say plankton? This
is all the headline, But the day phyto plankton becomes
a buzzword is the day that we all might actually
heal this earth. Looking down at that level, Let's make

(09:57):
those buzzwords instead of co fee, right exactly? What is
something you think is underrated? Underrated is impeachment parties? Where
are they? Yeah? I guess, okay, do you think it's
dangerous to start super celebrating in the streets? I guess

(10:18):
what are we celebrating the fact that maybe Democrats found
the wherewithal to finally hold their president accountable or that
we think that they could be removed? Give you three
reasons why. Number one, it's important for your health. It's
an important like a bit of release saying yes, there's
an important ted talk by Kelly McGonagall that you could.
You should all go and watch. That is about the

(10:41):
importance of celebrations and how it floods your system with
oxytocin and remembering your strength and how that build on strength.
You gotta celebrate. You gotta get that ship in as
often as possible. Number Two, It's important because as soon
as we start celebrating, we're gonna figure out what election
Day is actually gonna look like, because the scary Nazis

(11:05):
are going to start coming out for the small tailgate parties,
and we need to start those battles like early so
that they don't happen like one month before we try
to vote right right and uh number three because we
got to get excitement rallying to happen, yeah right for
public support. It's funny the first point you bring up

(11:28):
like speaks exactly to the thing that I'm doing the
wrong version of If that makes sense, I'm like withholding
celebrating in the event that it doesn't work, and then
I'm doubly However, but if I look at it very
narrowly about doing that as a process of being like, well,
you know what, like it's good to like feel invigorated
because that doesn't stop me from like celebrating, like some

(11:50):
sports team I like who may win in the very
narrow context and I'm like, in my in my in
the back of my mind, I'm like, we're not getting
in the Champions League, right, what the deal? But that
moment I allow myself to celebrate and that's what keeps
me going. Interesting. In this landmark Ted talk, Telly McGonagall
revealed that people who believe that stress is bad for

(12:11):
them will die thirty years earlier then people who just
believe stress is stress of the time. What do you
mean that you believe that stress is Yeah, the belief
is what kills you, not and you're like, this is
killing me, job is killing me. So stress is like
Freddy Krueger basically yeah, it's see. But if you went

(12:32):
stress is actually a teletubby in my life, it bops.
I don't know what a sharp teeth that's always nipping
at my heels. You're going to die before me that
I celebrate, Well in my mind. What if you're of
the belief You're like, I don't have time for stress.
I have a question first though, are your calfs marbles?

(12:56):
That is the quarter you can see you can see
through the pants. The more like I'm looking at a
fun I always think of like, if I was in
a situation where I had to eat a human being,
I would probably eat my own calf first, because I've
been eyeing it my whole life. I would eat your
calf first as well. I mean, you've got Miles has
very good eating, right, there's good, good meat on them bones.
I want to talk about the marveling if you want

(13:17):
to take a butcher's look at that one. Uh. They
I was listening to a reporter talk about impeachment and
they were saying that it brought them back to when
they were a child during a water gate and their
moms would all get babysitters and go over to each
other's house and just get drunk and watch the water gate.
And are we doing that? I don't know. Let's go

(13:38):
get drunk because because people can't afford childcare. Right, Oh
wait a minute, that's right. We have all social programs
where we're right now. It was very heteronormative where she
was like, and then the dad's would come home and
they'd be like, where's my dinner? Why are you drunk?
And why are you mad? And now let me suck
on my little brown dick a cigar, right, and then

(13:58):
they would take some extra wring and move on. Yeah, man,
sober up a little bit with some actual speed. What
is something you think is overrated? Overrated? Is you know what?
I feel like people pay way too much attention to
what people say. Okay, yeah, like okay number one for

(14:21):
me as a dialogue or I figure out what I'm
trying to say as I talk about it. M So
I've never all that invested in anything that I say
or other people say. I always assume it's evolving interesting,
oh like versus like I need to actually figure out
everything I'm about to say right now before I say it,
and then I'll say it. Yeah, And then being like

(14:41):
really really invested in that got you. You're just kind
of like I'm channeling energy I'm feeling right now based
on a given topic, and then I'm I'm fluid. Yeah,
I'll make exact move. We can move with the wind.
I think the strongest I've ever felt, most rigid, staunch
belief I've ever had, is in how much I love
candy corn. Oh and I know you're looking right dead

(15:04):
in my eye. Yes, I recall saying I don't like
handy corn, and you came after me on on Instagram
and I was like, I made that wasn't the only
social platform used, but yes, yes, I know that was
the one that really got to though. I was like, oh, no,
she's she's aware, is there? Can you tell me why

(15:26):
you think handy corn is good? Ah? You would like
me to explain why sugar taste good? Huh? I guess
what is the flavor of candycorn? Vague? Vanilla sugar? Is
there vanilla in it? It's Vega challenge for you. Yeah,
I don't know. It's just not do you have to
be like, this is chocolate done? I'm so, I'm just

(15:49):
so rigid. I'm just like, what is the definition of
this flavor? If it's too ambiguous? I am gone? And sugar?
One much carbon is in this? It has a butter
scotchy aftertaste. Does that's a good way of describing it?
Because I've always been closeted. Uh? Do you see what happened?
Do you see what happened? I made room for him. Yeah,

(16:11):
he was closeted in his This is probably why he's
going to leave me for you? Do you like the pumpkins.
If you cry, I want to cry. Now you guys
can see your show. This sounds really cool here. Do
you like the pumpkins? Oh my god, the pumpkins? Yeah?
Is it the same saying pumpkins? So we're dealing with
the same sort of bass material, but shaped as a pumpkin. Yeah,

(16:34):
shaped as a pumpkin. The coloring is a little bit
more intense orange, I realized, bright orange. What's how much
does it stick to your teeth? That's the other thing
I remember is I feel like that's the best part
is when candy sticks to your teeth, it melts away
slowly with teeth slowly. That takes down your enamel to

(16:57):
the point where your cats developed. But then have it.
These are just little places for the sugar die. You
have a little sugar sugar treats that are later on
of every root canal. Yeah that I've had things to
you candy corn. Yeah, I've only had one and it failed.

(17:19):
I just was cracking up listening to you guys because
you were listening all of my loves wax lips, right,
you like that's like eating straight up a candle. It's
the best, right, How do you want to eat a candle.
Isn't that other one? Like, isn't it like a wax
cola bottle? Candy too? Yeah, that's another one. Your paradigm.

(17:40):
This is all wrong. Somebody came to me and was like,
you could munch on your laptop, Zara. If I'd be like,
I'm You're like, hold on, hold on, not your laptop
right now that you're much I'm sorry? What were you finished?
The it's not made of sugar. But I mean you
guys all saw well you want on the chocolate factory.

(18:01):
There's the room where you get to eat it. You
know what it is. It's the textures. I think is
when I really think about it, because I don't like
the waxy ship because it evokes literally a candle in
my mouth. So it's like, this isn't a thing i'd eat.
And then the candle I've been kicked out of every
candle store in this city. Can go to the candle
store in my face and plaster. But yeah, and I

(18:24):
think with candy corn, it's that I realized on I
like chocolate e sweets the most. If there's a hierarchy
like fruity ones rank low, jelly beans at the very
bottom bottom. Yeah, so because they're there. It's like in
that similar like chewy thing like starbursts. I like more,
but they get stuck to my teeth. Laughy taffy. I

(18:45):
feel like they've finally done something with the formula because
this year eating some laffy taffy, it wasn't stuck all
in my teeth. You know what's a beautiful in between
of laughy taffy and starbursts? Airheads? Yeah, I think I
like all candy. I've just discovered yeah, pan candy, pan candy,

(19:07):
except I don't I don't like. I don't like jelly
beans that are just jelly bean flavored. Yeah that's annoying. Yeah,
what is jelly bean flavor? It's just it's almost like
it takes a step like a gives a head fake
towards licorice, But isn't liquorice, right, It's just isn't the
like can you almost taste like doesn't even have granules

(19:29):
of sugar like inside some jelly beans, Like there's a
little crunch to it, like the upside. Yeah. What is
a myth? What's something people think it's true? You know
to be false? There is no standard of funny folks. Okay,
so this is funny. It's funny if you listen. Listen here,
something that that I've known funny is funny. You just

(19:52):
sense it in your bones. Nope, uh, your bones not
funny exactly. You remember last time you were here or
one of the previous times you interviewed Jack and I,
because you've been working on something around this. Yeah. Yeah.
I spent a year as a senior fellow on comedy

(20:15):
for social impact with an organization called the pop culture
called Laborative. Look them up. They work at the intersection
of Hollywood and philanthropythrop. It's an l a joke from
my people out there. They're everywhere. They are a liberal illuminati. Um,

(20:39):
not quite that corrupt and but hey maybe uh. And
I worked with them on analyzing comedy and the comedy
pipeline UM, specifically the stand up comedy pipeline. And one
of the things I figured out was like early on,
was that I would have to figure out metrics for
how to evaluate comedy because comedy subjective, you know. And

(21:04):
part of the problem is that folks watch one kind
of comedy you know, that is like a genre that
we see. It's like, you know, a lot of white
guys at a bar, uh making jokes, and then everybody
emulates that, and then that gets called funny, you know.
And then what I started to see happen was when

(21:25):
people of color would or people who identify as queer,
anyone outside of the normative sis, hetero white male experience
would identify something that's funny, they would say, oh, they're
doing something different with comedy. But then when like Louis
k would get up on stage and do meandering storytelling,
then people would say, oh, he's an innovator, he's changing

(21:49):
the field of comedy. And I was like, well, how
come when I do it, the genre is bending for me?
But when he does it, he's innovating in the field.
Why can't I be an in a vader? Right? And
what I started to see is, uh that when I
get up on stage, people are looking to place me

(22:09):
before they're going to give me that, you know, authorship
to surprise them. So you say, when they're trying to
place you, being like what style of comedy? Like what's
the like? No, like where are you from? Oh? Like
how do I how do I put my cultural biases
glasses to look at your comedy? Because I don't know
which pair to put on, right exactly. If you know
one of the Sex in the City characters, which one

(22:30):
would you be no, right exactly? Oh then I don't know.
Then you must you must be bending the genre basically.
I mean even just Sex in the City was like
revolutionary and creating four women instead of one, right, you know.
So like when I would get up on stage and
I would do my jokes, I would always get this
guy after shows, going, how COMMU didn't talk about being Sicilian?

(22:53):
Are you not proud? Really? Yeah? Every single time? What
that's like? You should do jokes about being Italian, should
do jokes about being Sicilian, should do jokes about being Greek.
And I would say, I'm not Greek, I'm Persian. Where's
the part of Yeah? And and then I started to

(23:14):
notice when I do jokes, oh my god, they're distracted,
They're trying to place me, they're not listening. Right. So
that's why I now start my sets by saying I'm
a feminist, Muslim, Iranian American comedian. And then I get laughs.
Does that get laughs too? Yeah? Just get a lot
of different Like sometimes people laugh, sometimes people cheer, right,

(23:35):
always nice, and then sometimes people just like listen, like, okay,
some people dial nine one just keep their finger above
the one. Yeah, trying not to perform in those spaces. Yeah, sure, sure, Yeah,
I'm surprised that you go up there. I'm assuming you're
going to say your names are in nor box and
then people are like, yeah, at point you gotta do

(23:59):
more material. When I hear that name, the Godfather theme
just starts playing in the back of my head, and yeah,
I'm taken back to the whold country. Did you poke
my wife? And then you suck my wife? My way?
My wife? I don't know, possibly um candy corn with her.

(24:21):
He's talking about corn when you so after that that
you realize too that just even in the basic structure
of set up and punchline, that people's mental bandwidth can
actually like it's not split or because of that, that
also feeds into how they're taking in your jokes set
But and for for comedians who have to do that
additional work establishing context, you know, because like when it

(24:45):
comes to a guys, we have so many flavors, right
Like if I confuse Seth Rogan and Michael Sarah so
s you see go to jail. Could you even Kevin
Costner with Tom Cruise, what what are you? And then
different Kevin Costner movies, right, even then that's water World

(25:10):
part of water World where then he's like dancing. I mean,
there's so much we come in expecting a white guy
with them Mike to tell us something. That's a position
we're accustomed to. Their in charge, They're going to tell
us something. What are they going to do with that authority? Interesting?
When I get up on stage, then people want to
know who issue, where is she from? What are your
parents think about this? And do I agree with whether

(25:33):
or not she should have that authority? And you put
this all into like a really interesting report with like
pictures and pictures that are like very and very easy
to follow for someone who's like I'm trying to create
metrics for what's funny, and I'm going to like, this
is very easy to follow. Action. Yeah, check it out
collab dot org, slash funny. We'll put that in the footnotes,

(25:56):
So please actually check that out, because I think that's
really important aspect of like this work. One of the
things I'm hoping to do is to just like expand
the conversation on humor outside of just the like is
this censorship? Yeah, culture, Yeah, there's so much more conversation
we can have. There's a complex political topography with Plankton

(26:17):
and more. I get all my comedy theory from comedians
and cars getting coffee and what Jerry Seinfeld has to
say about about these days and high school girls. Miles,
Jack and I are getting a divorce. No, you know what,
you guys, you just haven't seen the right episode was

(26:39):
come begging and crying back. I knew it was. I
knew it was. I watched from the beginning. All right,
take a quick break. We will be right back. And
we're bad. Still nibbling, Yeah, picking a piece of marble.

(27:06):
They say dogs lick your face because they're trying to
get to your bones. Well, what did you did? The
acid just hit because she's talking about my calves. And
then I was thinking about someone saying like dogs like
they lick because in a way, they're trying to figure
out where you're I don't know. This is when I
hang out with this dude who works out because they

(27:27):
from all the tears. Oh yeah, yeah that's right. Uh,
all right, let's talk about impeachment. We just like to
throw a little curveballs up pop just like I like,
I like telling my husband now when I kiss him,
it's because I want to know the tastes, Like, yeah,
those mouth bones our pre numb. Let's talk about Foxes

(27:58):
coverage of impeachment. The Atlantic had a nice little breakdown
of how Fox was covering the testimony by just basically
blasting us with Chiron's of stuff the President had said
about the stuff that's on screen, like literally taking you

(28:18):
inside the mind of the president as he sees this,
various things like so, for instance, when Taylor was on screen, Uh,
the Fox headline was October, President Trump dismissed Taylor as
a never Trumper, and White House called Taylor's closed door

(28:40):
testimony triple hearsay, and GOP says Taylor had no firsthand
knowledge about Ukraine eight. Uh and by the way, I'm
saying it in that tone because these are all caps.
They put it in all caps, just with like blood
dripping down the text. But it really seems and this
is about Taylor Swift, Yes, Taylor as Okay, I just

(29:01):
want to make sure I'm keeping up. Yes, but yeah,
it's just it's almost like they've decided the feedback loop
has fused into one where we're now seeing like terminator
heads up display vision of like what just like analyzing
Donald Trump? Analyzing analyzing must kill um never trumper. Yeah,

(29:27):
that's the that's the word they used to try and
paint like conservatives who are trying to be somewhat objective,
Well they're never Trumpers, meaning let's see what I mean
about buzzwords these Yeah, yeah, that's what they got. Man,
it's interesting. They also see just like the way even
the Republicans were like working through their question rounds of
like you would almost get lost if you're not up

(29:50):
to date on all the conspiracy theories on the right
about how they were looking at it because there yeah,
and then so that's what was like really interesting and
what Fox focused on. So Republicans would ask questions that
were based on like conspiracy theories that you would have

(30:10):
had to be watching Sean Hannity to like be on
and the you know, Taylor would like kind of pause
and not have an answer and just kind of be
like huh, and they'd be like he had he was speechless.
He like make it seem like he didn't know what
to say or they had stumped him. What a way

(30:31):
to like completely dismiss any argument by just saying somebody's
a never trumper. Yeah right, if you disagreed with me,
i'd be like your never zara anyway. Yeah, let's say
it's it's there's a version of that in regular culture,
just called being like, well they're a hater, right, you
know what I mean, that's really what it is, like
this dismissive thing where it's like this person is saying

(30:53):
something that is a diametrically opposed to maybe my worldview
or what I how I'm perceiving reality, and rather than
maybe parsing through that, I'm like, you're a hater. It's
a clever way of like creating sub hate categories and
like convoluting the argument because then now you're making it
about whether or not those sub haters exist, and it's

(31:15):
no longer about the argument. Yeah, it's a great it's
a it's the perfect amuse bush on your way to
your main course of cognitive disonoance, you know what I mean,
just to be like start off with that hater talk,
because I mean, you see that the most in regular people,
Like I see people dismiss like criticisms of either their
work or behavior, like well, they're a hater, and like
you know, they brought up actually something really valid about

(31:37):
how you're behaving, Like if you would just take that on,
you might actually maybe have a moment of introspection, but
that might be too much and then you can just
back they're a hater. So I'm going to just preserve
the reality TV philosophy of just like everyone's a hater
and I'm just here to win. And I didn't know
what they say in communications coaching, what they say whatever

(31:58):
the packages, you take, the gift, you leave the rapping
mm hmm, very yeah. The yeah, yeah, I think, I
mean just with also seeing how Jim Jordan's we touched
on it a little bit, how sniveling he was because
he was Mr. I'm gonna say a conspiracy theory really fast,

(32:20):
and then I'm smirk when you're so confused, and then
you heard it from this person, this person heard from
that person. True false. Joe Biden was vice president, that's true.
True false. Hunter Biden's Joe Biden's son true true or false.
Bore died before Farremere exactly, So how can we trust anything?
This man says, So, yeah, that's rests died first, Dude,

(32:48):
lord of their rings. Man, that's why we can't trust you. Man. Yeah,
this man is not keen on Tolkien's Yeah, get him out.
He's not American, He's not patriot. That's true. That's true
about me. He probably number one American patriot to uh
all right. There is a study, an analysis of Twitter

(33:13):
that is making the case that misogyny is yeah, yeah,
right exactly the most uh, the most chill social media platform.
What what they sort of did was they looked at
just Twitter conversations for a week following campaign announcements of
six candidates just to kind of analyze like what the

(33:35):
sort of content or tone was of these like how
people were speaking, um. And they found that when it
was any kind of conversation around female candidates was around uh,
you know, character and identity, whereas when it was around
male candidates, it was more about like policy and electability.
That's amazing. I was just talking about this with jokes,

(33:56):
right right, yeah, the exact same thing, right, cultural phenomenon.
New York Times study or the New York Times poll
about that like pitted Warren Biden, uh Sanders against Trump
in like all the battleground states, and they were like
Warren is doing much worse than any anyone else in

(34:19):
those head to head matchups, and they like dug in
a little deeper and like asked questions that sort of
slanted the question. So it wasn't clear that they were
asking like, are you a misogynist? But it was like
that's what they were getting at, and like it was
very clear that Warren was just being hurt by the
fact that she's a woman, like straight up and down.

(34:40):
Like they were just like, wow, this is making me
feel a little better about the Dems knowing that they're
asking these questions now, right, Yeah, yeah, that they're even
being like, I think we should ask the questions. The
strategy when Hillary was running to was just not talk
about it right right, right right, you know, it was like,
where's the conversation about our relationship to women in leadership? Yeah? Well,

(35:05):
I think that conversation you'd think would be brought up
a little bit more aggressively, because I think it's more
comes out in drips and drabs like who the thought
we live in a patriarchy? Huh, what do you know?
And I think they also even say that, um, when
they look at the nature of the coverage that a
lot of female candidates are getting more attacks from the
right wing and fake news, like sort of coordinated attacks

(35:27):
against them than male politicians. But they did show that
like when you were popular, those attacks were pretty much
like those are pretty much proportionate, but if you were
popular and female, it was like added penalty basically in
terms of like what those interactions. I feel like every
woman listening to those who's ever been in a management
position is like uh huh right, yeah, yeah, I have

(35:51):
this like saying for myself now, which is because women
do this to other women sometimes almost more than men, right,
I mean, it's internalized the likability factor. When you're a
woman in charge, the requirement that you'd be likable, that
you be liked is huge, and women are constantly asked
to apologize for their actions, to apologize for holding people accountable,

(36:14):
which is our job. When we're in a position she
thinks is my manager, you know, or like people get
intimidated that you know more than them, and it's like, yeah,
that's why I'm in charge of you. I am in
charge of you, dick. So no, I mean it's it's
it's you see this all over to this even right now,
there's like a big story that's been coming out of

(36:35):
Japan where a lot of female employees are like, you know,
maybe you shouldn't wear eyeglasses. Yeah, and it's like, I mean,
already there's it's a very chauvinistic culture to begin with,
and that was the goal. Yeah, of course no, but
I think and then but there we see these sort
of things constantly and manifesting in all these different ways.

(36:59):
But yeah, I think you'd hope that the next evolution
of like these stories you want like damn that sucks, huh,
is then now being like, can we talk about what
our relations like you're saying, what our our relationships to
this idea of women being in positions of power, because
clearly in other countries they've they've at least somewhat moved
past it by their election of female leaders and things

(37:21):
like that. Margaret Thatcher, Yeah, old faccy. I think it's
really important that, like we know, I mean, I say
this for myself, I don't need to like women in
positions of power. I don't need to like them. But
it's yeah, but I mean don't need to, let you mean,
to respect what they're doing. It's not important that likability,

(37:43):
doesn't it's it's irrelevant. I think our relationship to women
and likability is so convoluted and weird that it's it's
the other kind of candy corn. It's the bad candy
cornvor to candy corn. I can't even believe I've given
you this much of myld, damnit. But the crux of

(38:04):
this is not debatable. Like I just I feel like
our relationship to women in likability is already so messed
up that there's so much going on there. We project
so much, we parentify women in charge, and then we
project our relationship to that parentification onto them, you know,
and act that out. There's so much happening women, you know,

(38:28):
with other women in positions of power get threatened. There's
so much going on that I try to focus on
action and goal, you know, and then re examine everything
else that's coming on around it. But when it comes
to a woman telling me what to do, however she's
telling it to me, I take the gift, say thank you.

(38:48):
And Gia Tolentino and her book Trick Mirror was talking
about how women are sort of better adapted to what
it's like to be on the internet because they're they
have to like do this dance between uh, projecting personality
and also like inhabiting that personality and like that kind

(39:12):
of always had to do that. It's really interesting, right,
and it's it also makes me wonder, like how much
of this rise in like overt misogyny like in the
past couple I guess past decade, like the well, the
the gamer Gate thing is just men responding to not
having the immediate benefit of the doubt given to them

(39:35):
because they don't have all the cues at their Like
when you're online, you don't have the benefit of people
just immediately knowing you're a dude, you know, so like
they're like kind of responding to that absence by lashing out.
But it is like, I really I think we need
to keep asking the question of like what specifically is

(39:57):
it about American culture, Like this seems to be the deepest,
most pervasive, most unshakable bias that American culture has. I'm
gonna simplify it because you know, one of the things
I found in doing my research was that it's less
about the quality of the narrative you say and more

(40:18):
about how often you hear it. Right, So like Fox
News with their loops, you know, even though they don't
make any sense, but you're stuck. You just say I'm
over and over and over and over again, and it
just becomes so familiar that the familiarity is more disarming
than anything else. And people always say comedy as this
ability to be disarming, but really it's just because the

(40:39):
power of a joke is you remind us of something
we already knew to be true. You know, Oh, you
forgot that I'm a human, but I am. I'm just
like you. Oh you really minded me Forgod, and we
laugh and we're delighted, you know. So it's like when
it comes to our relationships to women in leadership, how
many television shows can you look at where there's a

(41:00):
woman in a position of power and it's not about
whether or not we can trust her? Yeah yeah, yeah,
Well I think it even extends to just how the
how we treat women as a society as well, or
just with the policies we have around reproductive rights and
things like that. At every turn, there's a message that
reinforces this idea of like, I mean, look at look

(41:20):
at all the leading male roles right with like twenty four.
Jack Bauer is like, you know, is he going to
save his daughter. Is the government going to get in
the way? And then with anything starring a woman name,
give me one scandal. There you go, it's already in
the time. Yeah. But but Olivia Pope, I mean she's

(41:40):
so fierce every like and being inexplicably damseled at times.
We don't know though, who cares who? I like inexplicably
damsel Well, I mean that should inexplicably Like, how did
y'all take their agency away in this situation? Uh, let's
talk real quick about the fact that Steven Miller is
still employed. Uh, Miles, you're kind of pointing out the

(42:03):
just contrast that with Van Jones. Well, a lot of
people were remembering when Obama's first term. First of all,
I just want to say, everybody who tried to come
after ilhan Omar for calling him a white nationalists? Is
her apology right? Because she just she's like, this guy
is a white dude, Like what just because he's a
white um Jewish? They were like, that's anti Semitic. I'm

(42:27):
sure as soon as she gets out from underneath the
death threats coming her way, maybe say something. Oh yeah,
I'm sure. Um. But again, so there was this whole
thing that the Southern Southern Poverty Law Center released this
like trove of emails between Stephen Miller um Santa manor Ak,
Santa Monica Gebel's um with like correspondence between him and
someone at bright Bart editors at bright Bart, you know,

(42:49):
passing along just out straight up white nationalist garbage, nativist bullshit,
xenophobia everything. Uh. You know, we talked about it on
the light Geist Night Geist, I Bites whatever we're calling
that little midday show. We do options um about this.
He kept talking about this book called this this book
called the Camp of the Saints, which is a French

(43:10):
novel um that's very popular with white supremacists. They love
the book. They love the book where it's just a
depiction of just basically saying brown people will invade your
white country. It'll get gross. And one of the main
characters is literally called the turred eater. Okay um, And
because it's well written, Yeah exactly, I mean, but I
guess in French tare um. But but when you then so,

(43:33):
what he was saying in relation to this book was
sort of saying, the pope wants open borders. I mean,
hasn't hasn't anyone learned the lessons that were in this
book the Camp of the Saints, and then bright bart
to basically put an article connecting those ideas together. Um,
and again we're looking at somebody who is setting the
like our immigration policies that are so hateful and xenophobic,

(43:55):
um that we all know. I'm I'm sure most of
us presume that that's probably why he was chosen because
he was a Jeff Sessions, Like he fell off that
ship pile tree and right into the White House garden
and they're like, yeah, this is great. This was who
will set our policies. Um. But with Van Jones right
in two thousand nine, he got in so much shit
because they're like, this guy, uh was a complicit in

(44:19):
some like some weird nine eleven truth thing. But essentially
his take was that like he felt George Bush was
complicit in it somehow. Okay, that's a weird take, but
at the time you could be like, whatever, that's that's
one part of it. The other parts where that he
was support how dare he support Mumia bou Jamal with
the black panther. Yes, killed the police officer. But then

(44:41):
the trial was really fucked up. There was evidence tampering,
and it's just like clearly one of those situations were like, yeah,
the cop that that everyone sided with the cop. The
judge was even saying, like in an affid David from
a stenographer was like using the N word, like we're
gonna fry this dude, Like you know, but how dare
he voiced support for this per person and then had

(45:01):
the temerity to criticize what they're using quotes US imperialism.
So when he said that ship they can't do. Right
wing media, Glennbeck, all of them, they fucking came for
his ass and he fucking resigned because they're like, this
pressure is just too much. I'm sorry, Like I'm sorry,
you had the your eye, your eyes worked, and you

(45:21):
were able to articulate what U. S imperialism was for
these people. But like when you contrast, when you contrast
that with what's happening now, it's like where the funk
are we? Yeah, Stephen Miller has been outed as a
open white supremacist and like in basically very much connected
to his current career, like his current job, like it

(45:43):
was he's him doing this in association with like the
Trump campaign, which is now like his fucking job. It's like, well, okay, sir,
I'm looking at your resume. It's just it's just one
line here. It says your name Stephen Miller, and it
says I want to enact policies of her against brown people. Okay,
so I'm gonna put you in charge of immigration. How

(46:03):
does that sound. It's like, yeah, yeah, great, great, great.
That's pretty much the most direct line to that kind
of ship, and that's what we have. Um. Also, Van
Jones at one point called Republicans assholes, you know, and
these are all statements that were before he was even appointed.
But this clip, they're like, you can you believe this guy?
He said we're assholes? Like I'm sorry, I see you
with my eye. Yeah. And but but when you look

(46:25):
at also like the New York Times, you know a
lot of people were they always come with the New
York Times because they like to just underhand toss you know,
nice light pieces at the White House. You know, for
Maggie Haberman, who was so big on Hillary Clinton's emails,
They're like, wow, a lot of a lot of crickets
coming at your feed. When we're talking about like straight
up white supremacist drivel in emails from Stephen Miller. But

(46:47):
you just want to be like, isn't Hope Hicks Bay, Yeah,
I keep working on those picks, those pieces. I mean,
they just they wrote about it, but they it was
just very much like down the middle, he's causing controversy
by being he is a white supremacist who is in
the White House setting policy for our government. Right But

(47:09):
Van Jones anyway, I mean later on I've you know,
not that I think Van Jones is the perfect guy,
but I think just to contrast sort of the reactions
of someone having what you know, one side might consider
a hot take, Um, we'll like, I don't know how
much it gets hotter than straight up white nationalism, white supremacy.
I like, I just can't can't even Well. Then I

(47:30):
wonder too, if like we're at that point right where
this has become normalized, even in your past. Apperiods to
talk about destabilizing, that we are so destabilized as people,
as a society that we are looking at this person
up in our faces. We all know he's a white supremacist,
and it's like, uh, what are we gonna do? You know,

(47:52):
because every time we complain, they don't do anything. They
don't care. So what's the point even this time? Yeah,
I mean, it's it makes me nauseous because what I
see happening is that the new economy globally has become
a detention center economy. And so then what I hear
you saying is that they are putting people in positions

(48:12):
of power who have the ability to detain more people
of color. That's the new global economy. Like you look
at the concentration camps in China, in uh in India,
in I mean, how many in the United and the
United States is the highest, the highest? The containment of people, right,

(48:34):
you know, is clearly to me becoming a solution to
climate crisis. Oh absolutely, And I think as more people
begin to sort of push back against like the structures
of power within their own countries, that's another moment to
be like, how do we make more profit out of
these people who are up in the streets? Right do we?
How do we outlaw that? And then that's why I

(48:55):
think they keep mentioning Giuliani's relationship to homelessness in New York,
right because through them all in jail, you know, this
detention economy. Yeah. Then, and then that's also even more
concerning that. Then the belief systems of people in positions
to decide what isn't isn't criminal is based on ship

(49:18):
like this. Yeah, remember that, like when before all the
Trump administration ship, when we were talking about the sucking
all the like free labor and we could focus on
the companies that we're using prison labor, and then and
what type of universal health care we wanted to have?
Remember those case when we were like what kind though?

(49:40):
Oh yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back. And we're back, and we have
a new entry into the democratic field. Thank god Bloomberg

(50:02):
was getting all the attention and then coming out of
left field. Uh. Mr daval Patrick, former governor of Massachusetts. Uh,
he's he's got a real interesting sales pitch. Yeah, he's. Um,
I'll just read how the New York Times is describing

(50:23):
him entering the race, and you tell me how inspiring
this is. Okay, considering the times we're in, Okay, way,
I want to announce the you're entering the race. Okay,
do do do do do do do do do do do.
Thank you so much, Thank you so much. Um from
the New York Times, Mr Patrick hopes to bridge the
divisions that have shaped the contest so far. What appealing
to centrists and liberals, white and non white voters, across

(50:47):
generational and economic lines in a way none of the
candidates have been able to do policy that easy. Now,
did I tell you as a go on? Literally the
next sentences quote a close friend of former President Barack Obama. Okay,
he has told he has told advisors that he envisions

(51:08):
a campaign similar to Obama's in two thousand and eight,
focusing more on bringing people together and healing the country
than making a particular ideological case. That's the kind of
leadership and bravery we need right now. I'm not here
to make an ideological case, you know, I'm here. I'm
running on the platforms Like remember when we pretended systemic
racism and economic injustice? Like we're in a thing? Is

(51:31):
kind of what this sounds like to me? Like, yeah,
it's so vague. Let me sell you a feeling, even
though the feeling you feel is the crushing of you know,
the economy against you. I'm running on a platform of
basic human rights. This is it's it's a very odd thing.
I mean, like, look, he's he's very qualified. He's a
he was a Harvard grad, his civil rights lawyer d

(51:53):
o J. You know, obviously he's a governor like that. Fine,
I don't question where his heart is. But like I
just this ain't it like we're we're we're past candidates,
Like this doesn't He had the same position at Bain
Capital that Mitt Romney had in two thousands, like the
very important also mentioned had a position at Bain Capital,

(52:15):
which is like a big dark force of economic you know,
they get money generating money off the ground. Man, what
is it. It's like a fund, yeah, venture capital ship bullshit.
But so in two thousand twelve, Mitt Romney like this
was the like dark business past that got kind of

(52:38):
made people look at him askance and yeah, dude had
the same position as him. Uh so they're like, you
know what we need, we need Obama in two thousand
and twelve, but then fuse it with Mitt Romney so
that it's yeah, you know, corporate raider, Yeah, corporate let
him know. Basically, like, yo, it's weird. It just shows

(53:00):
you the lack of creativity on the people who are
like kingmaking or thinking they're kingmaking on the left of
being like yeah, man, what about like Duval, He's like
Harvard lawyer black, Like He's not gonna fucking burn us
because he gets what it's like on Wall Street, you
know what about him? What if we get in his ear?
But apparently, like the Obamas have also were also talking

(53:21):
to him, like trying to maybe a long time ago,
Like I remember there was a New Yorker profile of
him that was talking about the band Capital stuff, and
then he just kept saying, no, I'm not gonna run.
And then he came out with an official statement like
what when there was all this buzz where he said, no,
I'm not gonna run, like he officially took his name out.

(53:41):
So I I am wondering what, like what spurred him
to now enter the race other than just the left
word movie. I don't know. I know at first his
wife was sick and that was one of the reasons
he wasn't getting in. And then she's doing much better now, um,
and I think maybe that could be it. But then

(54:01):
you think, like you, maybe you want to be with
your family and not enter like because this is futile.
And also what's interesting is, you know, his bio was
on the Bain Capitol website until like I think yesterday,
and they took it down very quickly. Um, but you know,
there's there's an Internet archive, so you can read what
how they were describing him, because out here he's like,

(54:22):
you know, I'm just trying to heal the nation. Meanwhile,
this is how Bain Capital sees him. Prior to joining
the firm, he served as Governor of the Commonwealth of
Massachusetts for eight years. Before entering public office. Governor Patrick
was executive vice president and general council of the Coca
Cola Company. He also worked as vice president and general
council of Texico Incorporated and served on the company's executive council. Damn,

(54:43):
and then goes on to some other ship too. But
it's like, come on, bro right, Coca Cola in Texico. Yeah,
he's gonna he's gonna be a reformer who changes things.
But you know, it takes somebody with knowledge of the
system to change the system. You guys, I can see
I can totally see that being the r But isn't
that yeah, wow, Coca Cola And yeah, but I think

(55:08):
on his website they painted as he led reforms at Texico,
where a court appointed him to create a more equitable
and inclusive workplace and at Coca Cola where he stood
up for employees and unions, but not like draining all
the water out of certain cities where so you can
make your drinks. Oh my god. Anyway, So that's it's
just funny, like as as much as everyone we're kind
of like looking at these things. Oh yeah, dude, that's

(55:30):
a great idea, and you're like, no, well, like we
a lot of people do not like this kind of
energy and a candidate anymore. It's like a lot of
people are past the like like let's suite ourselves with
like memories of the good times. And now we're like
we're trying to like eat the rich now, like I'm
trying to rip out their cash holes. So what's the

(55:52):
deal here? I don't even mr. Also like where a
court appointed him, Like that's how funked up the ship
was in Texico or they're like, my man, the court,
you have to have this. They're just like rolled up
on the on the street like okay, but I need
you to hear I need to hear you say rip
out their casholes, like whole cocon now, rip out cashole, brother,

(56:14):
just rip it right up and I think that's the
thing is like where you see these people are miscalculating
what the sentiment is because there are more people who
are working and are not doing as well as they
should be, who are now looking at this election being like,
what is my life like look like in the next
eight years. You know what's the easiest thing to build? Infrastructure? Yeah? Right?
Do you know what's the hardest thing to get through? Corruption? Right?

(56:39):
You have to like, you have to be weasley, you
gotta like, you gotta mess with language. You gotta like
create all kinds of red herrings and smoke screens, and
you have to work every day to keep people from
seeing corruption, right right, right. The easiest thing to build
is a building, right right. The hardest thing to do
is to lie about a building. It's being built, right,

(57:02):
you see. I mean it's gonna be sick, dude. This
whole thing is like you can see it, you can
walk in it. Lying about it is tough, very tough.
M m. Well. And like I said before, we we
don't usually do this on this podcast, but we we
are going to take a look inward at the podcast
industry and specifically, can we do that a show that

(57:25):
is being rumored that we want to just put our
services out there to UH to Rudy Giuliani, the guy
who butt dials journalists, confesses to crimes on TV, UH
locked out of his iPhone and then went to an
Apple store after being like named NAM informally his like
cybersecurity adviser to Trump. Um, he's been talking about doing

(57:50):
a podcast ever since. Like, I think the summer is
when it started, because he's been fun. Like he's just
been saying the dumbest shit out loud, and they're like,
you're confessing to cry dumb. Yeah, interesting, interesting, interesting, newsmaking
news making. Yes, he's been saying the most little ship.
He's been finding the headlines. Yeah. Um. So recently they

(58:14):
heard him. He was loudly speaking at a lunch last
weekend about starting a podcast. It says Julianna was overheard
discussing the plans with an unidentified woman while at a
crowded New York City restaurant. The conversation, which lasted more
than an hour, touched on details including dates for recording
and releasing the podcast, settling on a logo, and the

(58:35):
process of uploading the podcast to iTunes and other podcast distributors.
To people who overheard his discussions, reached out to see
and provided a recording they decided to make of the conversation.
So this dude was screaming about his podcast plans, So
it sounds like the inside of any we work, and
he wants to apparently now this is uh, this is
Jack where our maybe our expertise comes in. He's he

(58:57):
wants to do a limited run series episode. I think
I feel about that. I think I think you could
do something daily, Rudy, at least week, I think weekly,
well into past election day. I mean, this is all
about taking the wall out from between you and the
people who love you, Rudy, who want to hear what's
going on inside that head of yours. Because this whole

(59:19):
motivation is to get in front of a lot of
this ship that he feels like he's being implicated in
or he's basically been has his hands all over in
terms of a lot of this Ukraine scandal um. And
so it's only going to be another opportunity to just
sell phone brought to you by Zak doc or whatever. Rudy,
go d I y yeah, yeah, quantity over quality, man, ye,

(59:43):
get it out there, get a subscribership going yeah, Patreon,
maybe yeah. I feel like this is like he's surrounded
himself by like yes men and people who like rely
on him for corrupt ends, and they're all telling him
like he brilliant and hilarious and cool and the best,
and so he keeps seeing himself get negative coverage elsewhere,

(01:00:08):
and so he's like, I mean, even Laura Ingram's being
so uh so now he's like, well, the problem must
be them, So I just need a direct line to
the people. So this is like I feel like this
is a very unique opportunity where we're going to get
to see sort of just how I I really hope

(01:00:30):
this podcast. I mean, his lawyer must be begging him
to not I know, or be like I will no
longer like you're gonna I can't defend you because there's
gonna be an episode on like what really happened in Ukraine?
I mean, and he tells the truth and it's like, dude, no,
you just this is exhibit A in your trial. But

(01:00:51):
I guess this is what's funny, right, This is how
the double edged sort of this thing is, like it's
so corrupt on one side, but it just utter chaos
on the other end of it is like none of
these people or know what they're doing. Also, his spokeswoman
is twenty years old and she goes to Liberty University.
She's like graduating class of two. That's his spokeswoman. And

(01:01:15):
she has all these like additional connections to like Leve
Parnass and the Long Island lawyer, lawyer, this guy Gucciardo
who like gave him the five hundred thousand, Like she's
somehow involved with that, and like it. You all know
what I'm gonna tell you, right, Uh, welcome to we
run are welcome? Yeah, it's I mean creeping Sharia, right, dude,

(01:01:41):
you know what I mean. These are all like chaos
as a destabilizing tactic. The key to sustaining a corrupt
system is making it so that it's impossible to hold
anybody accountable because everybody is involved, right, And I think
this is where That's why I think this is such
a serious moment too. It's like you're we're seeing how
there's no this is a fully like a chicken without

(01:02:01):
its head on fire with a bunch of knives and
like auto turrets taped to its back. Like it's a
dangerous situation. On a hot wheel on a hot wheel exactly,
but like where do we where is there going to
be some kind of thing to answer to at this point?
Or are we fully this is how you create? Right, Yeah,

(01:02:21):
I'm just saying right, and then we just need some
plant from what other country to be like, hey you,
I want to astrotur for this person. And this is
what happens. You become so fed up you're begging for
foreign intervention right right right? Sound familiar? Can you imagine,
like dude, please putin Yeah, so sorry for what I
said about you, Row, I think your chest is really

(01:02:43):
well sculpted. I was wrong of me to like come
at you because you know your age and stuff like that.
Do you guys think he's bionic yet? Putin? Yeah? Like
do you think he's uploaded his consciousness or something whatever
it is that they can do, because you know, they
only tell us about the technology that like we're allowed
to about. Right, So there's like ship we don't even
know about that they can do, right, and like they

(01:03:05):
already have the like scientific information to make people live
to like a hundred thirty Now, poor, I don't know.
I guess the one thing pour a bunch of water
on him. See what happens short out. I do wonder
if Trump like because if if they do have access
to life prolonging technology. I wonder if that's Trump, why
Trump hasn't died yet, because maybe that's the diapers holding

(01:03:28):
his organs right now. That's not a diapersy, that's where
you got it wrong. That is a life preserving underwear
that he wears, wired with all kinds of technology that
circulates his blood like gives him self therapy. I was
hoping it was just a pouchful like candy corn. I
wonder what this one will taste like, like diet coke sweats.

(01:03:53):
That's why he's that color is because he's just coated
and butter butter scotch flavoring his under where he's filted
with candy corn. It's just seeping into his skin and
he's like, I really, I should probably take some of
these out. I don't know if we're safe having figured
it out, yeah, now we're all going down. People will
know when they're listening to this episode when something was
like Shumana Health Insurance ad starts playing, Uh, I really,

(01:04:19):
I honestly had that thought when I thought I uh
still believe I've figured out the JFK assassination. I was like,
they're gonna come from me? Dog, what do you think happened?
Isn't that so cool to think? So? Yeah, it was
like once I published this podcast, I'm done on how
your wolves like Hidden Network, Like it got listened to

(01:04:40):
by like two people. Damn I'm I'm I like that
too where I think, like my webcam there are people
always watching me through my webcam, my laptop. I'll like
pick my nose and then I'll be like, yeah, because
I'm meant to do that. Look at my pot my laptop,

(01:05:03):
like do I think this is? And I am? This
is where I get resentful because I feel like for
the amount of surveillance that's on me, they could give
me some career advice, right, yeah, just be like, you know,
there's a little bit more efficient ways to use your
time based on the hours of surveillance we've you know, bizarre.
We just feel like this decision you're about to make,
you're entering into just like one more pilot kind of program.

(01:05:26):
Exactly are you just kicking the can down their own?
You know, like what's what do you really want to do?
What's going on with your book, finish your memoirs AA
signed and wow, thank you so much, Sara. It has
been a pleasure having you on the daily. I always
the pleasure to be here. Where can people find you?

(01:05:48):
Is the most fun I have. When I leave here,
it's going to be hard. Well, god, well, you know,
we'll we'll get some candy corn, yeah, and in a
t Rex arm and on. Yeah. Please please do find me,
hope Zara Comedian dot com z A h r A.
If you don't type in the age, you can't find me.

(01:06:09):
And where I am alone? It's not fun, Zara Comedian
dot com dot com. And is there a tweet you've
been enjoying? Yes, all of them is about the blackouts?
Actually about the blackout? What the ones? Yeah? Which are
their new ones? Yeah? I mean, well, because it continues

(01:06:32):
to happen in the Bay Area, so I've been paying
attention to those. My family's in the Bay Area. Has
it affected your family? Yeah? Yeah, I mean it's pretty
bad up there. They don't have power in the like
lights powering the grid in the streets. Yeah, but then
they'd have to invest money into like their faulty like
transmission powers, and then you have to take it away

(01:06:52):
from the people with billions who are actually holding onto
tax dollars. So complicated, but like that should really follow
on us, the working people. I know, like we need
to get it together. I'm so sorry, p Juny. Actually
that's that's my take right now. I'm Candy Corn from
my like we love it here, damn it. I forgot

(01:07:16):
my ass is delicious. Uh. When where can people find you?
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles
of Gray. Um. Also new podcast alert a new show
coming out called four twenty Day Fiance myself and Sophia Alexandra.
Uh you know it's it's an elevated discussion, as we say,

(01:07:38):
of our favorite trash reality show, ninety Day Fiance. If
that wasn't clear enough in the very clever title already,
so check that out. Trailers out uh and uh the
show will be coming out actually very soon. UM. Tweet
that I like comes from alex Lee at alex Underscore
c Underscore Lee someone younger than me reminding me of

(01:08:01):
the year they were born. Rude, disrespectful, not funny at all.
Me doing it to someone older than me, cute, precocious.
I'm a widow, baby baby voice um side note. I
love Sophia, Tyler said, Hi, I will ah you do

(01:08:24):
you love her? Are you starting a podcast with her too?
Just like funny podcast? Marrier? I mean you just like
you have really good partner smile. Yeah, but I just
don't know. I just don't know how to keep all right.
I got to Disney Plus tweets that I've been enjoying
because on three days late on that ship. Uh Josh

(01:08:46):
Condleman tweeted, accidentally signed up for Disney Minus and it's
just the scenes where animated characters watch their parents die
frowny face and then uh. Average Joe at Jazz and
my Pants tweeted, I don't know who needs to hear this,
but you don't love Disney. You just haven't been happy

(01:09:07):
since you were eleven boy. Too much truth, that's true.
That's too much truth on tweet. You can find me
on Twitter at Jack under Squirrel, Brian or not whatever. Wow,
he's just realized, huh eleven years, those are the days man,

(01:09:29):
it's been. Yes. You find us on Twitter at Daily
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we link off to the information that we talked about

(01:09:50):
in today's episode, as well as the song we right
out on miles a track from binky uh and it's
the track is called by bybe h e y b
b one word exclamation point and you know what. The
vibe is kind of like hey bb uh. And because
it's Friday, you know, going to the weekend, this actually
has a good little It's like an uplifting song. I mean,

(01:10:12):
maybe I haven't really listened to the lyrics close enough.
It might not be able to instrumentally speaking, very great.
We'll get your shoulders moving, the honey will return to
your hips. Toe will jump up and shoot up through
your big toe or in your boom. Okay, jump up
through the bone. We'll shoot up through the depends, man,
depends on you know what your toe looks like. Okay,

(01:10:33):
I can't guarantee that you're the integrity of your toe
won't remain attack, but I will say it will shoot
up in your because I heard my dog only likes
to lick my feet because he's trying to get to
my flo your bones. Yeah, and for anybody who knows
if that is just something a lie. I'm sure it is.
Just let me know because I'm going to dinner party
later and I want to make I want to know

(01:10:53):
this is true or not. Hey, nice to meet you,
so cute cat. You know they lick your face? You
know your bones are right anyway? Such a wild statement.
But also, hey, congrats on your child be born. The
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Another one in the books, another one, another one. Check
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little little minisite. Uh but in the meantime, that's gonna

(01:11:37):
do it for this week. We will be back on
Monday with more podcast. We'll talk you about my Hey baby,
you coming felling shot crazy? Maybe can we do it again?

(01:11:58):
If you've done can overlock, I'll raise it. I could
never figure you out. Your bless is all I ever wanted.
I'm stass be gone me MILLI na sess I'm stressed
to go me MILLI