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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of In
the Land of the ZiT. The one trend man is King.
I think that was I think I got that right
there is courtesy of Johnny Davis. I'm Jack End of Skunks.
The man with no nose is King. You remember Chris
Farley and Dirty Work. His nose bitten off, and he's
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sending a skunks to like disrupt the thing, but he
hasn't anyways, so stupid. Uh in the origin of his
nose being good off a little problematic? Huh. I remember
loving that movie when it when it came out. I
haven't seen it a man, probably two decades the mid nineties,
bro late nineties. Yeah, I can't say I was thinking
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much at thirteen time. Uh. Let's tell the people what's trending.
Jeff Hardy ray mystereo because somebody asked the question who
was your favorite wrestler and you got one? Yeah, I
mean I was like old school as funk. I liked Andre,
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Andre the Giant whole code hul Cagan. Yeah, yeah, obviously
it's the rock for me. That's why. Also Stone Cold
and the Rock is trending. Not because any of these
people are hurt, just a lot of talk who's your
favorite wrestler and yeah, okay, I mean I can I
can say with absolute confidence that would be Rocky Maya Villa. Mhm,
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Dwayne the Rock Johnson with Rocky Maya Villa. What what
is that? That's like when he came out before he
became the Rock, he was Rocky Maya Villa. Got it? Yeah,
so like you know, and then he became the Rock,
that was all. Yeah, that's his debut, which was like
his because his father was like Rocky Johnson and then
his other grandfather, I think his last name is my
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A Via, So it was like a combo. Yeah. I
had like a kid who lived down the street for me,
who I was like real into wrestling with when I
was like you know, four or five, we were like
into all the w WF wrestlers back when that's what
it was called. And then like I moved away and
then I came back and like he was still into it,
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and I like thought I was too good for it,
but like he was, he had like gone a little
like off or something, and so that put me off wrestling.
I always thought I was above wrestling, like since it
was one kid. Because this one kid see, and that
just shows you, like how ill informed we are, Like,
well stale cut things off because a one kid, and
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you're like, what the fuck? Yeah? Um, no good. I
Also my uncle brought a Bruce Lee movie that had
nudity in it. Uh, And I brought that to his
house and I was like, yo, look at this and
his mom was there. I just like didn't know any better,
and she was like, what is it? Like stop it?
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And like stopped it. She was like, we don't watch
movies like that in our house. Yeah, So shout out
to uncle Billy's like putting meatballs on suncturing. I'm off this, YO,
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breaking breaking news right now. Bill Gates is getting a divorce. Yeah,
Bill and Melinda Gates splitting up after twenty seven years.
He saw, you know, Bezos was rubbed it in his
face that he was living the good life. And you
know the rest is history. He's gonna get an earring now,
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um fu funny. Nothing else changes, but he has a
dangle here. Yeah. I hope that doesn't make Wait, so
who is there a source? Like? Do we know who
is who wants? The divorce? Is an amicable split, Bill
Gates tweeted after a great deal of thought and a
lot of work on our relationship. We have made the
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decision to end our marriage. Over the last twenty seven years,
we have raised three incredible children and built a foundation
that worked all over the world. But then it's signed
Melinda Gates and Bill Gates. Uh so okay, you know,
and then on his Twitter he just put FTB and
okay easy now wow Bill damn? Um yeah, they I mean,
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why don't you help people? Why don't you unleashed the
vaccines on the earth? Asshole? It's bad for capitalism. That's
not how capitalism works, Miles, come on, Um, that's right. Ah,
Santis is trending because you know, he's declaring victory. He
saw how well that worked for Modi in India. He's like,
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all right, let's we we did it, big victory, Spike
the football suspends all emergency COVID orders. There he is, Yeah,
back to the we're back baby, back to the normal time,
which yeah cool. I don't know who. I hope you
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feel comfortable if that's what you were looking for, But yeah,
that's yeah. I think he's just he's just leaning all
into this thing. It's like, you know, just we can't
be policing people. We need our freedoms and stuff. I'm
trying to you know, present myself as a possible presidential candidate.
It's all very curious to know what the next move is,
because if he was looking at the border last week,
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he's trying to be COVID savior this week. Um, that's
Kemp at the border, right Oh yeah, yea, yeah Kemp
see and the other the other Republican yea destroying his state.
But yeah, I think either way, this is the only
thing that's really interesting is I keep reading these things
about how Trump is like half into half not into
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the fact that Rhonda Santis is getting really popular right now,
even though the Santis tries to like, you know, uh
be subservient or whatever to the MAGA agenda. But there
could be there could be some hurt humans over there. Yeah,
I mean, the second that he announces a run for
president is going to be on you know, I made him. Yeah,
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I mean, if I had to guess just based on
like how things are trending right now, it seems like
COVID will just be here to stay and people will
just like some people wear masks, some people won't, and
lots of elderly people will die and like that will
just be like the thing that America's like, I guess
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that's just how it had to be because we couldn't
get that final to get the vaccine. Yeah, so just
hiding like white claw or something. I know, you right,
it really should be in the because I bet you
if there wasn't something that wasn't injected, that people that
even I don't know, they're they're gonna be like, no,
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how do you know what's in there? Man, I don't know. Look,
do what you want with your life. But please, if
you're vaccinated, go just go funk with your unvaccinated people
and leave people trying to you know, have good outcomes
for everyone else a won't please. Yeah, the list Cheney
is trending because she had the nerve to say the
election was not stolen. She even called it the big lie. Yeah,
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but then Trump is calling it the big lie being
that it wasn't stolen. So he's he's taking he's stealing
back that phrasing. That's called flipping it on him. Yeah,
it's real quick. So yeah, but because of this list, Chaney,
like now people are just you know, Mago world is
just trying to rip her apart, because yeah, she's going
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against Trump. I was really hoping I would see more
of a fight out of Liz Cheney because I think
about her dad being Darth Vader, and I'm like, yo,
come on, man, Like not that I'm like really invested
in one side winning over the other, but I thought
Liz Cheney could come harder with that because her father
like destroyed after Earth. But maybe they're playing a long game,
you know. That's but I have to remember it's coons
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are gonna pull up tomorrow, Lagu and tighten Trump up
real quick. What'd you say about you know, it's probably
that's like a shrewd, you know, pragmatic, evil Satan war criminal.
So like he knows the power that she's fucking with
their I'm sure he's urging her to tread cautiously. Um yeah,
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even that side, like that old part, like the Bush
type conservatives are like, fuck, bro, we don't we don't
know how to talk to this thing anymore. Yeah, this
thing and man, maybe like Dick Cheney, it really has
no powers anymore when it comes. I mean, nobody does
unless you're on the magage. And though we shall see
the evolution continues, m hm um, man, you was trending
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because man, you see that game last night? Yeah exactly,
and I did. In the seventies Sixers won um big
last second tip in from Ben Simmons who was playing
like ship. But that is not why man, he was trending.
Oh yeah, Manchester United Football Club. Yeah, they had a
game against Liverpool yesterday and it was disrupted by fans
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storming the stadium, uh and just invading the pitch and
just being like, yo, we want the Glazers out. Um.
And then they left and then they came back in um,
and it was just very It was very rowdy, and
a lot of people were like kind of like, how
did they not think? How did they not know this
was gonna happen? They've been talking about it blah blah blah.
And I'm like also, I'm like, I bet people got
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in because the ushers at Old Trafford are probably fans too,
and it's like they were there to burn the motherfucker down. Yeah, man,
come in here up real quick because I'm kind of
with you all. I don't like these owners either. We
did that ship with their entire like democratic process, like
exactly three months ago, you're surprised that it happened to
a football game. Yeah, and again we're saying a lot
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of the talk was a eagine the copycat stuff that happens.
Not to say that this is inspired by January sex
at all, but this is the idea. I think what
we are entering is a phase with a lot of
people are like, what if we collectively start trying to
suck it up because we don't like that we have
owners who are willing to just extract all the wealth
out of the club, you know, put very little back
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in and just try and collect passively all this revenue
money like they would an American sports team, rather than
being invested in, you know, the competitiveness of the squad. Um.
So is this related to the Super Bowl League? This
ship is all that, It's all part of the same thing,
which is the the game. Look, I'm not here to
be a historian about the Premier League, but there are
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a few moments where they talk about money really kind
of changing the league. First was when it became the
Premier League, and then early nineties because it was promised
of all this TV revenue and things like what is
this now we're not feeling it but it worked out.
But then when Roman Abramovich bought Chelsea's a Russian oligarch,
that kind of began change like what a club looked
like where it was like, you know, this Russian just
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just came in with all this money and bought all
the best players, brought in the best coach, and now
they're smashing it because of the money. And that's when
we started seeing the financial doping really really kind of
evolved in the sport. Um. But yeah, all of this
to say is like we have a whole culture of
owners and a few of these clubs, especially ones with
American owners, who are looking at these British these English
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football clubs they own and they're like, but I own
the Buccaneers, Are like I own the Nuggets or whatever,
the Rams and like we can have a shitty season
and I'm still collecting, Like what the funk is this?
And they don't like that. It's it's all based on
the competitiveness. So, um, all this is say a lot
of people don't like their owners, and these are the
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undulations of that that distaste ship. Um, how do you
feeling as a Laker fan? Real quick check in? I mean, look, um,
you can always be always have my eyes right, you
know what I mean? Um, because what the Nuggets might
see us in the first round if we keep slipping. Um,
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but I don't know, I mean, I'll I don't know.
He has are danger of the playoff, the playing game.
Yeah exactly, that's like, can we stay like five or six? Please?
But well again, um, it's hard. Yeah, I mean, we're
when you have a team that's built around two dominant
players and then they go down and like we're left
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our home, like devices it. It hurts a lot. But
I'm not Look again, I'm one of those toxic fans
like even starts going back. I'm like, yeah, whatever, y'all
team suck anyway, But I'm you know, I'm hoping for
the best. I hope they're uh there we leave, But
you know, you know then he's not the joke. It
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isn't gonna see us tonight, isn't gonna see Lebron tonight tomorrow.
He is hitting some shots that are other worldly. I
saw him hit a fade away uh like near the
three point line that like looked like it slipped out
of his hand. It went so high and then just
like dropped into the shooting coach, I know, you know
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what I mean? And what exercise are they doing? Like
they have to be so abstract. I feel like he's
like this bird scooter backwards down a hill and then
and then just one arm launched this ship into the
hoop like I don't know what, but yeah, again, this
is what we're talking about. Like these new these athletes
are now showing such tremendous it looks goofy. Right. Sometimes
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I'm like, man, jokers, don't he's doing out there? But
he knows what the funk he's doing out there. He's
just moves in a way we're not used to. Yeah,
but you know you'd like to see I don't love
to see it. I like to see it. Yeah, it's
it's a beautiful thing. But uh, wish he played for
a different team because again, yes that's what you said
last time, Blair. You want you don't like to play against,
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but you want on your team. Yeah. Yeah, Ak a
good player who plays for another team. Yeah, I guess more.
I felt like more like a Ron Artest. He kind
of vibe or like they are, like there's something about jokes.
He he just irks me in a different way. Not
that he's like meta, but like he it's not. It's
one thing when you play somewhere like damn, I'm whooping yeah,
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and then joking, I'm like, he makes you feel helpless,
Yeah exactly, some of the ship moving around, like how's
going on? So yeah, especially because he doesn't look like
he's moving that faster, very athletically. And then and that's
what makes it kind of cool. You know when you
got somebody who's just like, sorry, not used to this ship,
are you? That's the ship he's talking. Sorry, I guess
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I'm just a little unorthodox. Little Mr Silly's in the
building hitting weird shots. Mr Silly shout out to Mr Silly.
One of the the hardest I've ever seen someone destroyed
was Mr Silly at child's birthday. Children's birthday party. Uh,
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these kids were falling down, laughing, hitting their head on
the ground. Mr Silly, what what a Uh? And I'm
gonna not gonna lie. The material is not great. Uh
it's not. It's not the best material you've ever heard. Um.
Mostly you're gonna get a crowd of four year olds
rocking like that. No, Nah, it's it's a gift. Uh,
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it's he He mostly confuses his name with the words Pizza, Hamburger, Spaghetti.
It's like, I'm Mr Spaghetti, I'm Mr Pizza, I'm Mr Hamburger. Uh.
And yo, when I tell you he destroyed uh, I've
never I've never seen laughter like this, just crushing a
paper cup in your hand. Like no, I was. Some
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parents were looking like genuinely like befuddled and like looking
at each other like what the fuck is this? But
I was. I was enjoying the enjoyment of the kids
that I was like, you're like all you don't. Yeah, anyways,
Happy birthday to young five year old young man Ramsey's five.
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He's grown up. Man, he's got that he's gonna have
to start shaving soil. That's some old dead dead humor ship. Yeah,
because you have you're giving him foods with hormones that
are accelerating those processes in his body break. Yeah, I
mean I got him on this hormone regiment, you know,
because he's making the league. Yeah, he's just had a
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sounds like some American actual parents for sure. Yeah. Alright,
that's what is trending today. We are back tomorrow with
the whole last episode of the show. Until then, be
kind to each other, be kind to yourselves, wear a mask,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we'll talk to
you all tomorrow. Bye bye t