Keanu’s Reevesurgence: We’re All Witnesses, Bye Sarah 6.14.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season eighty six, Episode
five of Daily Night Gays, a production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's share consciousness and say officially off the top
fun Coke Industry and Fox Fox News. It's Friday, June fourteenth,
two thousand nineteen. My name is Jack O'Brien, a k.

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As long as we got each other, Me and my
buddy who goes by Miles Gray, Baby Rainer Shine, Jack O'Brien,
we got each other showing the Zight Gang Love Grown
Pens theme that's courtesy of Hoss Bossman, and I'm thrilled

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to be joined as always by my co host Mr
Miles Yes and Miles Gray again, Stephen Blaze Smith a
Gay Skip Blaze Moore, Tony Corn high Zer, and Mike
will Bong. Yes those are ESPN Stoner mash up names.
Thank you too, Hannah Soultis the great match sultis Hannah
for that realm of a very good, very good, very good.

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We are very good, Miles, thank you some very good sir.
We are through to be joined in our third seat
by the hilarious and talented Rachel Witsky from the great
state of New York. Yeah upstate? Are you from New York? No,
I'm actually from New Jersey. No. See, this is why

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I say all the time to do from New Jersey.
I'm from the Valley. Okay. People treat the Valley like
y where people just have like they just have the
worst assumption is they don't know anybody and they don't
know the greatness that comes out of the state like you. Yes,
I'm New Jersey's greatest export. I actually love New Jersey
and I defend it constantly. It's just not an exciting

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place to be from. Like when I meet someone from Arizona,
I'm like, honestly, congrats WoT Yes, Like you want to
see where Clerks was shot? Wait to see from Arizona.
I didn't know that. Oh no, from Jersey. I want

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to see, like where Sopranos takes place. Yeah, we can
go to Satrius. Yeah I'm the same. Yeah, but I'm
I will always defend the valley to the death because
there's a lot of stereotypes have to overcome. Big nights,
buggy knights. People just think it's weed and porn, but
it's those are not terrible things are new jerseys for

(02:31):
power plants and trash. There you go. We have trash too,
of the human kind, of the human kind, Yeah, trash
of the human kind. Trash, Rachel. We're gonna get to
know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're gonna tell our listeners a few of the things
we're talking about today. We're gonna talk about Kiano Reeves
is continued moment is whatever the Kiano Reeves equivalent of

(02:56):
the maconnaissances. Uh, he is having it. We're gonna talk
about that. We're gonna talk about the Tiger Mom, author
of Ballad of the Tiger Mom. Uh, the ultimate love
letter to America as meritocracy. We're gonna talk about what
her kids are up to. Um. We're gonna talk about
Mike Flynn because he is playing hard to the back
of the room, the back of the room being for

(03:18):
a pardon. We're gonna talk about Sarah Huckby Sanders leaving
at the end of the month. Uh, the Office of
the Special Council recommending the removal of Kelly and Conway uh.
And Nicholas Sparks as a dick. Yeah. Man. And finally
we're gonna talk about Jessica Bille and what she has
to say about vaccinations. She's um. I was just wondering

(03:41):
this the other day, what does she have to say
about vaccination? I you know, it was so funny. I
was just telling people like, you gotta watch the Center,
and then like, in the same threat of me saying that,
I then forwarded the Daily Bst article. I was like, uh,
I mean, if he please separate the heart from the art.

(04:02):
I mean, really, that's the song by Big Black Delta
is the real star of that whole show too. Now
that we had to put Jessica on the fire trash
not in the second season, so you could really just
tell people it makes no sense. But I'll start saying
start season two. Oh yeah, yeah. I mean Bill Pullman

(04:22):
is great in it. He's so good. Become Jeff Bridges anyway,
he looks jes Yeah, What's how come Jeff Bridges talk
so weird? Now? Have you noticed that he had to
differentiate himself from Bill Pullman. He's like, adjust my dentures,
so my list is his. He talks around true grit.
Things started changing. I felt like with the way he

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was speaking, I think he just like he did it
in true grit and then he was like, this feels
really good, and I'm going to do it all the time.
I don't know, like or maybe he's always just has
something in his mouth. There's something. Look, I'll just wildly
speculate on. I mean, I do feel like he just
became the dude after certain point. He was just like, well,
this is who people want. Yeah, yeah, this is working
for me. Yeah. Um, and also helped me buy that

(05:08):
Pendleton sweater yes that they be released, because it's like,
fo is it really? I mean, all Pendleton things are
very expensive. I don't even know what that is. It's
a brand where air a designer, where you can spend
a lot of money to look like you hang out
in the woods, which is how I always want to look.
It looks like the kind of blankets you're required by

(05:30):
law to drape on the back seat of like a
jeep wrangler. Yeah, sort of that kind Yeah, like you
should have some leaves in your hair type if you
want have the Pendleton blanket on that back seat. Rachel,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are? Um? Recently, I've been searching NonStop how
to cash out on an Israel bond. I got like

(05:55):
a million from my bot Mitza, and they've been sitting
around in a seve you deposit box. They don't equal
a lot of money, but they are pieces of paper
that should I take them to and is really bank?
I could get cash in return, but it's so very
complicated to do this. They I'll probably just hold onto
the paper for the rest of my life. There's no

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easy way to get those bonds. They're like is but
I'd have to like I'd have to go. I'd either
have to write a letter to like Israel, being like
dear Israel, like please give me my money, like please
give me the like fifty dollars that my like great
aunt gave me. Or I'd have to go like uh

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to and and it's really bank in New York and
have them do it, which a trip, I don't think.
So it sounds like a perfect scam. We make these bonds,
we make it so exactly. It's very it's just very funny.
It's it's a just specific thing. I don't think people
really do bonds anymore. But like I got I remember

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getting bonds, like my grandparents bond about your bonds, like
my ninth birthday and I was like, yeah, this is dumb.
It's dumb. And it was a huge bob Mitzvah bar
mitzva gift was getting Israeli bonds and like they just
it's just such a funny thing because you get them
in your thirteen and now I'm like, are they're like
really conscious kids who are like I'm divesting. Probably, I'm like, okay, Israel,

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like give me some money, time to go. Is it
just basically like getting a gift card for a country
type of thing? Yeah? Yeah, it is, show up with it.
I don't know this. This this it's very funny. I mean,
it's just like a way for people to be like,
I'm giving you a hundred dollars, but I spent fifty
dollars on it. Oh because the yeah, yeah, because it'll

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be like I'm giving you I'm spending fifty dollars on
this bond and then in like twenty years it'll mature
and it'll be worth twice as much. But then it's
so funny because it's like all these it's all these
they're all from family members who are not alive. Right,
We're like, here's that makes me think of where my
bonds are like the kind of thing where your parents go, well,

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hold onto, Yeah exactly, they're like in a safety deposit box,
probably in some bank. That's a great terrible plot for
a film. Is you breaking into a bank to redeem
your box or like or like some guy who stumbled
upon some old bonds they had and they're like suddenly
like they're rare and became a millionaire every night. I
don't know, like we're still workshopping, but yeah, but like
he's too lazy to go to the bank, right exactly,

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We're going to break this right now? Yeah, all right,
call us, Yeah, let's take a three hour break to
really like dig into this. What is something you think
is underrated? Um? I think something that's underrated is on
the show Quantico starring Brianca Chopra. It's been canceled, but
the first season is honestly transcendent. It's the best TV

(08:53):
show it's ever been made. Wasn't it a CBS show?
I think it was ABC. I said that is if
I maybe wasn't sure, but it was for sure it was.
The first season is so good. I think Chopra is
the most glamorous, perfect person on the planet. The second
season is bad, and the third season is even worse,

(09:17):
and that's I think why I was canceled. But the
first season is genuinely amazing. And one time I got
an audition for it because it shot in New York,
and I went and I got so amped that I
completely blew in for Like, I literally got so amped.
I screwed up. So what did you there? You're like okay,
and uh, like Miles will be reading with you. I
like flubbed every single line. I was like sweating. I

(09:39):
got to the end and the casting director was like,
would you like to do it again? And I was like,
don't tell Pria, we already. It was actually so traumatizing.
Was that one of your first auditions or also purely

(10:00):
straight to the show, Yeah, hey kid, I remember my first. No,
it wasn't at all. I just was like so amped
because I love the show. So yeah, it was terrible.
I'm hoping if I ever get like really famous, what
I'm going to do is insists that they make a

(10:22):
fourth season of the show, right and use all your
star power and leverage that just for a reboot, yeah,
and then disappear from Hollywood. She remains elusive, so it's
about the FBI Academy. Yeah, it's about the FBI Academy.
And then season two also about the CIA Academy. It's

(10:42):
a one year program. What do we do now? Sent
her to another academy? Oh, was she like undercover as Yeah,
I mean, I don't want to give away too much,
but let's just say the FBI was investigating the CIA. What. Um? Yeah,
I agree, Prianka Chopra should be more famous. She's very

(11:04):
She's so famous, she should like Well, that's the thing
that's really fascinating to me. I read this article about
how she's in like such a small minority, and by
small minority, I think she's like the only one who
has ever successfully transitioned from Bollywood U fame to American fame.
And sometimes people will be like, she's not a good

(11:25):
actress and like she's acting in her second language. How
many languages do you speak? Yeah, you also look at
half these American actors, I know. I mean I think
it's really she's like the biggest star in India. We
just have such a different and now that like Game
of Thrones move again with the Jonas brother Yeah, exactly.

(11:46):
Now she's like on stage with Sophie Turner like being
sung to. I'm just saying she should have married someone
more famous to truly unite the kingdoms. Wow, she would
it be like Justin Timberlake would have been like an
interesting flex. But wait, when you're talking about the bebes

(12:06):
uh saying that he didn't want that smoke from Tom Cruise?
Where you talking about Justin Biebert? And yeah no not
you know Tom Cruise on anything to get the yahoo
that voice here he owes me some bonds. Yeah, I
don't know anything. I don't know. I've never seen this
girl in my life. I need fifty What is something

(12:30):
you think is overrated? Something that's overrated is being hot? Okay,
I've been thinking a lot about this. I think that
people the temperature or to like look hot, to look hot.
I think there's like, um, I think people are really
into being hot right now. People are really like reclaiming that,
especially in the comedy world. I think it maybe has

(12:52):
to do with the fact that I don't know how
it is out here, but in New York there's now
like an event photographer at every single comedy show, and
suddenly it's like like everyone is really like dressed up
and has makeup on and I think that's amazing. I
love makeup, I love fashion, but um, I also think
there's something to be said for like really looking like
absolute trash and like really dressing down and just being

(13:14):
true garbage and not caring, and I I want to
reclaim that as well. It's weird. I think l A is,
you know, we are like the sloppy city. You know,
like you go to New York people dressed like a
little they take their fashion a little more seriously. Not
that l A people don't, but like I think that
when I go to restaurants, that's when you see because
like you go to Life's restaurants in l A and
you're like, okay, yeah, it's called out of bed. Yeah yeah.

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And then like there are times in New York where
dressed like an l A person and I'm like I
feel like, yeah a more. Actually fashion is really I
feel like l A has a reputation of being like
full of really hot people, but the vibe is actually
very like I'm hot, but I'm wearing like a linen
cloth and a giant hat shoes, and that's like considered

(14:02):
very shak and New York is not like that. I
look like I got dressed accidentally. Yeah, I didn't do
this on purpose. Yeah, I fell into a pile of
This is what happened. This is what stuck to me.
This is what But yeah, I'm looking forward to the

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next Like this summer is for me all about being
as not hot as possible. So what is that like
part of that ethos? Like what does you know? Walk
me through you You're making a decision on outfit. How
do you live that fu fuck hot life? Um, it's
like sweatpants and a T shirt, but not a cool
sweatpants and T shirt. It's like, um, a T shirt

(14:44):
that I bought it like Disney World and baking neck
like the college sucked up collar Like maybe I even
tried to cut it to make it look cute, but
I sucked up. Like the pants that have like a
hole in the crotch like uh, and then the and

(15:05):
then the fucking cuffs are so worn down because if
you're walking with your heels on the back of them
ships covered in dirt. Yeah, like when people used a
rucker juicy pants to death. I remember the time when
that was like just U boots with the tattered fucking
juicy pants that when I rocked boot cut jeans man,
part of the jeans stuck up really miss that. Yeah,

(15:28):
see maybe that's part of the that's the new summer wave.
Bring out your fucking just stomp the shipped out them
here likes like no makeup, but not just that, Like
I want like ac me, like I just be like
my full, authentic, huge, like I want to just show
up with my huge pores and be like, you know what, hopping,

(15:49):
I'm going to go around singing that song from the
Greatest show Man. It's like this is me really yeah,
every movie, but it's great. I mean I knew, I
knew there was definitely some kind of fandom going on
when they started doing like sing along, Yeah, when the
film had already gone out of his general release and

(16:10):
they're like, we're bringing it back for sing along, And
I was like, people were with this movie, like, well,
that song is amazing. I don't know what it is.
What was that? What's the song? Yeah? I'm sorry, I
was from the Greatest Showman. You haven't heard it? No,
the Greatest Showman? Okay is it? I've constantly gone back

(16:30):
and wor saying Greatest Showman, the Showman, the Showman. Yeah,
we I can't believe you haven't heard that song. I
don't know. Well, I'm disappointing. You know, what is it myth?
What's something that people think is true you know to
be false? Um. I feel like a lot of people
say that, like you shouldn't mix alcohol because you'll get sick,

(16:51):
like different types of alcohol. But my experience, this is fine,
it's fine, it's fine, fantastic. And I'm definitely not saying
this like as a scientist or a doctor, but as
a person who like will drink a glass of wine
and then a vodka soda, and then like a tequila soda,
and then we'll maybe try somebody's whiskey coke, Like you're fine, yeah,

(17:12):
I love it all on the same glass, or you
like to do it, I'll do it one at a time, Okay, Yeah,
that's probably better. Yeah, all in the same glass. That's
like those like when restaurants like serve you a drink
that comes in like a fish bowl yea, yeah exactly,
with like five straws and it's called like the killers,
Like yeah, we want that. They're like we have pictures

(17:34):
on the wall of people who have died drinking this strength.
If we get an extra large we don't want this right, Yeah, debunked, Yeah,
debunk exactly. You know, look, it's all about liquor before beer,
never fear exactly. Um, guys, let's talk about the Kiana
Reeves Reconnaissance. Uh did you make that the Kiana Reeves mcconnaissance? Yeah?

(18:00):
I made it up. Is the mconnaissance Matthew people call that? Yeah. Yeah,
that's when like he had like four movies in a
row that were like killing it and people are like, wait,
he's a great actorconnaissance. Uh. I thought you're asking if
I came up with the idea to call it the
Kianu Reeves. Damn, I did come up where you find that.

(18:26):
I didn't come up with the Reeves surgeons. Yeah, the
Book of Revelations. I don't know why that makes any
sense the end. Yeah. But but I feel like what
he's doing to this pop culture landscape is very you know,
scorched tirth. He's everywhere. It's really amazing and beautiful. Yeah yeah,

(18:48):
all I mean it was bubbling, right. I feel like
the first and look, I'm not a journalist where who's
accurately you know, documenting all this, But I feel like
the first thing we saw was that tweet that was
like how all these lead action stars and the amount
of female directors they had worked and Keanu Reeve was
like number one by far, by far, like seventeen to

(19:09):
two or whatever it was. And then the article came
out about the fake thing came out about him being lonely,
and then that set off all the Kanu sympathy. And
then that was the same weekend that Always Be My
Maybe was John Wick three, then he was suddenly and
always Be My Maybe. And then now he's in Toy
Story and he's the best part you were saying, He's
the best part of Always Be My Maybe. Like he

(19:30):
plays like a douchebag version of himself. He was pretty funny.
I mean, the whole thing was pretty funny. But yeah,
it was a very pleasant surprise to see him come
out and actually have I don't even know if he
has comedic chops or the director just knows how to be, Like,
this is gonna be funny if he just says this
ship however he does. But does he play himself? Okay,
I haven't seen it. I'm excited to watch it, but

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I've I feel like I've been set up for his
cameo in a way where it can't possibly live up. Yeah,
it's going to be disappointing at this point, maybe because
to me it was a shock, like what the well,
And then people were on Twitter being like telling stories
like I worked on a movie with him. I was

(20:14):
like I was, I worked in wardrobe and every day
he would come and leave us a sack of a
million dollars. It was all these impossible Yeah he gave this. Yeah,
this is one of those stories that doesn't seem like
it could possibly be true. But he gave eighty million
dollars of his matrix salary away to the special effects
and costume designers because he thought that they did the word. Yeah,

(20:38):
like the better work on the That's that's the truth.
That really is the story. He gave eighty million dollars. Wow,
who amongst us hasn't Seriously, I just love, like I
love when people are all piling on a famous person

(21:00):
for a really positive breathing right. Yeah, it's better than
the other. Yeah, it really does. Yeah, he's apparently like
one of the best parts of Toy Story four. Uh,
there's always like new news of Bill and Ted three,
Like there's a yeah, you're saying that I think Kid
cut he's involved. He's like doing the music for that
I love and John Wick is so fun. Yeah see,

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look just back to him as a presidential candidate. Okay,
you couldn't say he's soft on defense because there's that
viral video him clapping up all those targets like with Speed,
also the movie Speed. He knows how to navigate very
tense situation that's a movie. And he takes the bus.
He's still down to earth. He's like Joe Biden without
the touch. Take the like Joe Biden without the touching.

(21:45):
Because then all those photos came out of how with
fans he has like the open behind the bat. So
that's what I was doing in the picture with Jamie
and Lacy is like why are your hands out like
that because I was trying to do the kean. You
just keep your hands just like when you do it.
It's really amazing. It's so it's it's amazing for it

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to be happening right now too, when like so many
terrible men are like it's impossible to be a man
right now. You have to be so careful. It's like,
actually know if you're a good man, like people will
notice and actually like keep braising exact cut to fucking
the one I see the matrix. Yeah, he buys people

(22:26):
like Harley Davidson's who work on his movie. He's given
away twenty dollars to somebody so they could like pay
off their debts. Um. So now at this point, like
the people who work on his movies have to just
be like loudly talking about their problems. Man, oh boy,
how you doing. Sorry, I'm Miles a sound guy. Didn't
get this mike on you. My kids are hungry. I'm sorry.

(22:52):
Something wrong. Fucking daughter new eyes? Yeah, I don't know,
she just needs new eyeball. And you're like kanu and
I'm just some fucking sound guys Like dude, dude, take
my eyes, my eyes. I'm a mere actor. Honestly, I couldn't.

(23:22):
How do we get him out? I've got it, he
just ripped. I also remember reading like an interview about
him a few years ago where they're talking about how
he always walks around holding a book, like he's always
reading a book. I was like, this dude is yeah
from Twitter. So she so she used to work at

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a bookstore where Kiana Reeves will go into all the time.
When she worked at book Soup, and he's like he
would call and anyone here, here's the show. Is my
terrible version of Jamie doing this anecdote, but he would
call this storm like it's Mr Reeves. I'm going to
be picking up my books. And it was all Sudoku.
Coming with the Sudoku books, He's like, oh great, I
haven't read this one yet. These are really challenging and humbling.

(24:07):
Oh god. I liked him up until the Sudoku part.
Can't do it, can't do it. You don't respect the Suda.
I'm just playing the one thing. I don't respect the
one thing that well also, but you know when you
do reach for the in flight magazine when you're board
and you want to do a crossword ord and somebody

(24:27):
just tear it out or airplanes? Hello, can you replace
them things? Because I don't want to pay for WiFi
so I don't use my phone my way fifteen minutes, Yeah,
it's caught out. Can you replace them things on the
stand up? Can you replace them things? My wiless? Live? Yeah,

(24:50):
live with the cave. Can you replace them things? Can
you replace them things to Yeah? Hey, the Blasio, what's
going on with the fucking subway? Can you replace them things?
Can you replace people? Wh Yeah, I just Mike drop
all the time. What's with the fucking potholes? Man the puddles?

(25:17):
And that's when my career hold on, replace the poddle?
Why he should fix them? All Right, we're gonna take
a quick break. We're going to be right back after that.

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And we're back, and there's a new story. So are
you guys familiar with the ballot of the Tiger Mom?
The Princeton law professor who wrote a story about how
she raised her kids by subtle child abuse he's called
growing up Asian? Yeah, yeah, exactly. I was. Yeah, like

(26:00):
the the anecdote that everybody heard or like that everybody
talked about was that her daughter was playing the piano
badly or like, and she made her stand outside in
shorts in like twin degree weather. Oh well, now my
mom wa go that far. Uh So you'd be like,
no PlayStation game for you if you don't have an

(26:22):
eight anyways. Uh So the author is a Princeton professor
who's married to a different Princeton law professor. Um, they
raised their daughter doing stuff like that, you know, being
really hard. Uh and you know The idea is that
it's all worth it because you become a stronger person,

(26:42):
and the stronger you are, the more successful you'll be
because we live in a pure meritocracy. And I can
only imagine, I mean, the tough life of that child
to be in the unfortunate situation to be born to
to Princeton. I mean I can and I can't wait
till for aver Duverna to tell her story. Yes, so

(27:05):
where where I actually grew up in Princeton. This is
my life, This is my story. But I'm actually get
a piano now. But yeah, I was like, okay, yeah,
this checks out. Yes, So she her daughter has actually

(27:30):
is a grown up now and she just graduated from
Yale Law School, which she got him purely on her
own merits because her mom was mean to her and
she tried extra hard. Uh. But back during when Kavanaugh
who Brett, Oh Brett, when he was first nominated the

(27:53):
Tiger mom Amy Chiuwa, like wrote an op ed in
The Wall Street Journey was like defending him. Yeah, she
was like, he is a mentor to women. Uh, he
is like the greatest guy to women. Like this was
before all of the allegations started coming up um and
people pointed out, oh, weird because your daughter is graduating

(28:16):
from law school right now and she's clerk somewhere. Yeah,
it needs a clerk somewhere in The ideal place to
clerk is with a Supreme Court justice. That's just interesting,
is all. And she was like, no way, no, my
daughter would never do that. And the daughter was like, no,
I have to complete my r OTC training or something. Anyways,
it was just announced that her daughter is interning with Kavanaugh,

(28:39):
and yeah, no pay to play there none. Do you
think that it's because Amy Chua really believes is it? Both?
Like she knew this was a transaction and she's kind
of has weird views on Breck Kavanaugh. Are you think
she put all that ship aside just for her daughters.
So another thing, like people did research into her relations

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and ship to Kavanaugh and found that she tells her
women students that if they're going to clerk with him,
they need to dress a certain way to be hot,
because she said, quote, there's a reason that all his
female interns look like models that you have to, you know,
sex it up for Brett because he's like a Carl

(29:22):
Lagerfeld of That's what she meant when she was like,
there's no there's no one who's going to be better
for women. Is kind of like giving the makeovers. Giving
makeovers are just making really shitty comments. Yeah, I'm saying
this is what I'm saying about being hot is really
having a moment? Right, Yeah? Too much, too much of

(29:43):
a moment. Yes, crazy story. I know. I imagine that
clerking for Justice Kavanaugh is like, is the equivalent of
standing outside and wearing shorts in the just like emotionally, Yeah, yeah,
that's got to be pretty all right. Oh Jesus God,
can we impeach him or something soon? But this is uh,

(30:06):
the writers at New York Magazine, we're pointing out that
this is a book that is like taken as sort
of a philosophical text. Uh, And they pointed to a
speech from David Cameron two thousand and sixteen where he said,
it is what the Tiger Mom's battle him is all about. Work,
try hard, believe you can succeed, get up and try again,

(30:29):
and just that idea of like pure I don't know,
it's like the conservative ethos is that like, well, you'd
have a job if you. Tiger Moms battle him is
you're embarrassing me. Yeah. Right, that's all that ship is.
That's projecting their you know, public perception to be like, well,
you have to achieve so I can point to you

(30:50):
as a success story, and then that will help enhance
my ego and become a best selling author on the
back of how I treated you like shit. Yeah, damn,
the fucking piano thing. I'm so glad my mom was
like cool with me not playing piano, but she did
give her a choice. I mean, the girl was four
years old, but she did give her a choice. She
was like, would you like to stand outside? Would you

(31:11):
like to play the piano? Not fucked up? Right? Um? Oh, so,
I guess you like it out there. Miles, you were
saying that Mike Flynn is definitely just going full in.
He playing for a pardon now he I don't know
what the funk happened to this guy. You know, he
went from someone who was cooperating so hardcore with Robert

(31:33):
Mueller that like prosecutors were like, honestly, our recommendation is like,
no jail time. He's been such a delight. He's been
spilling everything him. We love being around him. He's like
so nice. He tells the funniest story. He brought us cookies.
I don't even know how he made those in his
prison cell, and that's not my place to ask. You know.

(31:53):
He's very just he's fun, he's great. Yeah, he makes
it work. So, you know, as this was happening, he
was facing sentencing and they're like in one of the
uh something there was some some paperwork that his lawyers
had to file about something around the sentencing, and they
were basically in it for the first time. He was
kind of suggesting like, oh, you know, I was kind

(32:15):
of shut up by the FBI, you know, because I
didn't know I couldn't lie to them, and like trying
to make it seem like he was basically like not coerced,
but just sort of entrapped or something like. And this
is when the judge like threw it back at him,
was like, are you serious. You're like, you sold your
fucking country out at best, So what the funk are
you talking about? These wouldn't set you up like you

(32:36):
lied to federal investigators. Don't know what why they You
need to know when law enforcement comes to interview about
potential crimes that lying is bad. So this has kind
of been involving, and then recently he fired his legal
team and hired Sydney Powell, who is a talking skull
on Fox News whose whole existence, her whole personality, is

(32:59):
Robert Mule. There's a fucking you know, goon. This is
all a joke. It's a witch hunt, you know, just
your typical legal pundit who's there to try and discredit
the Mueller investigation. UM. So, now with this person um
and the driver's seat of his legal defense, a lot
of people are like, oh my god, Like it seems
like he's going to start taking a much more aggressive

(33:19):
approach to trying to cast doubt over like his guilty plea. So,
because this is the kind of things that she says.
This is from a quote even before he was she
was hired to be his legal representation. Quote. Like many others,
including a disproportionate number of young minority men who have
no resources whatsoever, that does not mean that he did

(33:41):
anything wrong. All it means is that he, like so
many others, saw no other way out. Mike Flynn is
like many young minority men who have no racism. You
are you got out of you first of all, you
got kicked out of the Department of Defense for fucking around.
Then you are lobbying making some money. Yeah, there's not

(34:02):
about an underdog story. I mean, I think the only
thing of that he has in common with young minority
men are maybe the ones that are seduced into joining
the military because they have no other financial recourse, right,
But that could be the only that I think the
similarities in there that they were just in the military
to go. I don't know, but again, trying to paint
him as somebody like, you know, this is in Um

(34:23):
what was that show with the dude in Wisconsin about
the murder making a murder? Yeah? Like that he was
like that kid, Yeah, yeah, where the boy has been railroaded.
He's like, so you you were setting up back channels
with the Russian ambassador. Yeah, he did it because his
brain too dumb. Yeah. Can I go watch wrestling now? Yeah? Exactly.

(34:46):
Flynn apparently only gave that testimony because he wanted to
go home and watch wrestling. So everyone is basically saying,
you know, they're like, this is legal suicide. Is how
do all these people have the worst lawyers? At this point,
I think that what he wants to do is probably
try and save face, be like, actually, I didn't do
anything wrong, maintain his innocence, and then just hold out

(35:08):
for a presidential partonnance. Yeah, yeah, ignorance. And I mean plus,
you know when it doesn't help either, when we heard
that voicemail of Trump's lawyer's calling, like that voice when
it's like, hey, you know, the president really likes Mike,
so it wants him to stay strong because we're fucking
dangling a pardon in front of you. Um, but uh yeah,

(35:31):
so Mike boy, I wonder if he just heard that
voicemail when it became a news story and I was like,
it's like, um, you've already done everything. Yeah, So I
mean maybe he although I mean conversely, he could maybe
just really want to go to jail, right so or
innocent man. Yeah, I hope gets to his story. Yeah,

(35:56):
she's got a lot of work ahead of work, because
there's also coming up the Sarah Huckaby Sanders story to tell. Uh,
it's worth truly giving it up for her and what
she's accomplished in her time. There's a White House Pool
reporter who, even before she announced her retirement, was saying,

(36:16):
I've been in this business more than three decades. And
what's happening now is unprecedented. We are attacked on a
near daily basis using Stalinist language. We are called corrupt
and dishonest. We're giving false information from staff who often
know full well that it is false. Um, yeah, well,
you know, she was young Girbels the second Coming, So

(36:39):
just to be the minister of propaganda. I mean, good
riddens man, get the funk out. And I hope she,
just like Kirsten Nielsen, deserves to be treated like a
fucking pariah, right, Yeah, we can't. She's not gonna be
making like fun appearances on late night jokes. No, I mean,
oh god, remember when fucking what was his name, Sean

(37:00):
Spicer Spicer that was that little like media. It was
one of the worst things the Emmys. He came out
and like did like a bit bits with Stephen Colbert
and everyone was like, we like him now, it's fun. Yeah, yeah,
I just don't. I don't think that's happening with any

(37:20):
of these people. Yeah, I mean, we'll see you know well.
And then Trump tweet about her was like she served
us for three and a half years, and everyone was like, literally,
that's not true. The last remark about this. It was
like she has been our press secretary for seventeen years,

(37:43):
about administration began in twenties and forget it. Okay, three
three centuries whatever. Sure, Um, well we get who else
all the president's men are in the news because Kelly
and Conway is also uh being talked about because the
Office of the Special Counsel has recommended that she be

(38:08):
given a promotion. No, that's not right, that she be
fired immediately, she'd be fired yesterday. Um. The letter or
the report on the finding is basically, UH that she
has repeatedly and overtly just broken the Hatch Act, which

(38:29):
says that you, as a cabinet member, as somebody working
for the president or vice president president vice president can
do things that are partisan, but people who work for
them may not. It's called the Hatch Act, and she
uh has broken it in action. But then she's also
done things like when she was asked about that Hatch Act,

(38:52):
she stated, if you're trying to silence me through the
Hatch Act, it's not going to work. Let me know
when the jail sentence starts. That was voted directly in
the Office of the Special Counsel's report. They're like, yeah,
we heard that, you said that. It's like she she
actually even called out the thing she was violated, so

(39:13):
they couldn't even feign ignorance on that. It is so
insane to me that out of all the people that
have been kicked out or forced out of that administration,
that she is somehow still standing. She's like Hailey Joe
Osmond at the end of AI, like the whole world
has died, and she's just like post apocalypse, still going this,

(39:34):
not changing her her vibe at all. Yes, it's straight up.
It's tough too, because like there's no all they can
do is be like, I think you should fire her,
but he's gonna be like, okay, no, and then we
will continue just to just erode these institutions because and
there are other people to have come out. It wasn't

(39:54):
just her, was someone else. I forget what other cabinet
person was just like, oh, what are you gonna get
me for violating the Hatch Act. It's like, okay, you're right,
this is what happens when you don't actually restrict anything
or actually there are no consequences for these transgressions, right,
And she actually probably did a good thing by making
like a joke about the Hatch Act because now everyone's like, yeah,

(40:15):
it's a dumb thing that we don't have to care about, right,
or it's it's one of those things again like where
we have to now make these things fucking laws because
it used to be like right, that makes sense that yeah,
but we as I always say the metaphor, like we're
in this Viking age where people have just pulled up
and looked at these institutions like no like smashing this. Yeah,

(40:36):
they're like, okay, what happens if I do this? Like, well,
the Office of Special Council might recommend that you get fired. Okay, fired,
they might recommend That's like get the funk out of
my face? Right, Yeah, Well, somebody was saying that it's
norms and like ten percent laws and most of it's
like human decency. Yeah, it's just like oh no, that's

(40:56):
gonna look real bad for me. Boy. And you're dealing
with a virus that is this GOP that, like any
living organism that is has is facing an existential threat,
will begin to clawon, scratch and do whatever it can
to survive, and in this case, if that means tearing
down or just you know, ignoring norms and so be
it in the name of longevity. Um. And and that's

(41:20):
sort of the same thing with that dumb ship Trump
said in that ABC interview where George Stephanopolis asked him,
you know, like, hey, if you got another offer for
Russian dirt, like, what would you do? Would you call
the FBI? No? What if someone says they have something,
And if they say that and I and I want
to take a look, then look a little look. Well,

(41:45):
but don't do you think it's bad that the other
foreign governments are intervening in or it's not interference. That's
what he said. It's not interference, not interference. And that's
again that is a byproduct of people not reigning this
president in it all. So he's like, yeah, I already
did it once. You asked me if I'll do it again,

(42:06):
because nothing fucking happened, obviously I would do it the
same way twice, right right. And now he's like, I'm
also at a point where if these poll numbers are right,
I fucking need people to give me this. Yeah. Yeah,
like I need deep fakes, I need fucking docu, I
need it all. Oh man, they're gonna go so hard
on the deep fakes. I think we'll get deep faked. Yeah,
it's just I don't think the technology is quite there yet.

(42:28):
I think we'll be able to like tell it's a
deep fick pretty quickly. But well, usually what will happen
is I feel like if they say it happened on
so and so date, they'll be like, I wasn't even
there at that day. That's clearly from this other thing.
So it's gonna take a while. But yeah, but these
are this is sort of what happens when we have
no guardrails. Yeah. So he said that he would take
the information, he might turn it into the FBI, but

(42:50):
also have the conversation Ladimir Putin or let's say it's
now or Norway who. But then he clarified afterwards, guys
that he has lots of conversations with foreign leaders, the
Queen of England, the Prince of w H A. L e.
S Wales, Wales. He was really gracious. Um. Yeah, so

(43:14):
I love when he deflects, like when he puts it
onto other countries, like with the hacking, where he was
like it could have been China, was like, I don't
to leaders all the time. Maybe I'm getting information from France, right, like,
you know, that's not what we're talking but because like Sweden,
if I was talking to Norway, but that's not what
it's like and he does it over and okay, let's

(43:38):
say it was Norway. Why would say we don't care,
go ahead, get dirt from Norway. It was funny because
even like people on Fox were like, I didn't know
how to spin it right after that, like Brian Kilman
on Fox and Friends, like, you know, the president should have.
He really opened himself wide up to criticism, saying that

(43:59):
he's like, obviously we don't want foreign like bank killed me,
was like obviously we don't want things like the president
should clarify that we're not going to criticize him. But
he did open himself up. But and I won't do it,
but I will acknowledge that people could. Lord Ingram was
her attack was shame on his staff for him say that,

(44:20):
for letting George Stephanopolis tower over him in the Oval
office and put him in that position. I mean, so
when it's something that is treason essentially, they're like strategically
a questionable, but one could argue courageous move his part. Yeah, um,
and the funny thing is I think Kevin McCarthy, you know,
the minority leader in the House, when he was asked

(44:42):
about it, he was like, no, he's like, really the
interference began with the Democrats when a foreign agent if
Christopher Steele blah blah blah saying, um exhausting, it's really
you're sweating out your fake tan on camera. Uh God,
his eyes were so mismatched from the rest of his
skin in that interview. It's just again, look, we told

(45:03):
him he needs a beauty blender. But I mean, so,
I've noticed that one of my three year old's biggest
fears is getting is getting is getting chimpoo in his eyes,
Like he let me wash his hair. That was like
me right, And I was remembering like when I was
a kid, I never wanted to get soap in my eyes.
So you soap your head? No? Yeah, yeah, I washed

(45:24):
my hair with a dish. So no. But I wonder,
I wonder if Trump's whole thing why he his eyes
are always so white. Is He's like, no, no, don't
get it in my eyes. The makeup, the makeup, I
just I read it. I was watching a YouTube makeup
If you leave a little it brightens your eyes a

(45:44):
little if you just leave it. I always imagine that
he goes in a tanning then and where's those little
little Yeah, but you know that she needs to embrace
not being hot. You know he's too concerned. That's for him. Yeah, him,
I'm honestly, I think next to being called broke, his

(46:05):
next biggest fear of probably he's like, you're actually not
even like you only even got it going on like that?
Are you talking about? What was it like a couple
of years ago when he went to that event right
after it was like a memorial, yeah, for the mass shooting,
and he went like his with his hair, golf clothes
and his hair back. Yeah, And it was this weird

(46:26):
thing of like, oh, this is terrible that he showed
up like this, and also he somehow looks better than
he's ever looked. It was very scary. He looks good
from the eyebrows up. He looked looks way more normal.
But it was insane. People were like, how did you
have the waist so high and still so much excess
bagginess at the bottom the pants? Yeah, the pants went

(46:46):
down past his toes. It was so why does he
wear his pants? Do you think his jeans look off
mashed up in the back now, yea, everywhere, the same pants,
same pants. Actually, what I do is they cut off
the bad part and they had an extension. Yeah longer.

(47:06):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll
be right back with whether or not Nicholas Sparks as
an asshole. And we're back, and I'm shocked. Nicholas Sparks

(47:26):
the man behind the Notebook, the man behind a number
of other best selling novels that are like the Notebook.
Yeah exactly. Alright, So a lot of people call them
romance novels. But see the thing is that they're actually
just love stories, is what Nicholas Sparks says. Because romance novels.

(47:48):
So romance novels are formulaic. They all have the same
inner struggle is our groundbreak? Let me guess they all
have this. I'm sorry, have you ever read Shakespeare? Uh?
I mean they're all formula you know, two people meet
and fall in love. It's just like, right, we got
to do something with the form here in mind. Two
people meet, fall in love, and then they die, die,

(48:09):
So groundbreak game, It's a love story, not a fucking
romance Sparks sounds like Keanu Reeves in my head, like actually,
actually the difference between so Nicholas Sparks in reality sounds
like a total asshole. The Daily Beast printed some emails
he sent to so he, like all best selling romance

(48:32):
novelists do, started a high school um for Christian values.
High school. Yeah, high school. It's like a prep school
um it really I thought for some reason it was
like a church. It's not a high school church. It's
like a spirituality high school type thing where they teach

(48:53):
Judeo Christian values. They're not they're not going to say
one way or another, you know, but just more Christian
or not. But so they brought they recruited a headmaster
in two thousand thirteen from South Africa because they supposedly
are all about spirituality and worldliness and being well traveled
and stuff. And so the guy showed up and he

(49:14):
was like, there are only two black kids in her
whole school. That doesn't really make sense because the community
is and get him out. Exactly how Big got Caroline
yes from He was a pharmaceutical salesman and then uh

(49:34):
one man his origin story and then he got bit
by a spider. Yes, exactly. He got bit by radioactive
but down. But the headmaster was like trying to promote diversity,
trying to honor the identities of lgbt Q kids and

(49:58):
wanted to let them have a club where they were
able to, you know, celebrate their identity. And uh, he
came hard at the dude and was like, you are
an idiot, Like you're like just really saying brutal things
about the guy he's This is a direct quote from
one of his emails. While I am not a doctor,

(50:19):
and as scary as this may sound to you, I
do believe that he is suffering from a mental illness
of some sort. What that is Alzheimer's, a variance of bipolar,
something else. I have no idea. That's like, how about
the headmaster for wanting to do a oh my god,
wow this first, don't don't take the Lord's name in vain, please,

(50:44):
Oh my gosh, Oh my Jesus fucking Christ, my jeebus. Wow.
That's really I didn't have time to read all of that,
and that is even more shocking than I. In one
incident described in the headmaster's complaints, Sparks allegedly attributed the
school's dearth of black students to the fact that they
are quote to poor and can't do the academic work. Yes,

(51:08):
I'm so glad I never saw the notebook. I know
me too. I feel actually like it's a real point
of part. That's my new personality. Like people like I
was never in the Game of Thrones anyway, right, Yeah,
this is your king. When the headmaster arranged the school
trip to Washington, d C. To celebrate the fiftieth anniversary
of MLK, is I have a dream speech, uh talk

(51:31):
to students about the school's diversity problems. The board of
trustees allegedly responded with anger, calling his efforts provocative, that
speeches provocative, the I have a dream Yes to Edgy,
I'm sorry we can Nicholas Barks get the death penalty
seriously from vocket. Yeah about unity, Like there's those if

(51:54):
you want to talk about Judeo Christian values, and I
guess distill them down to like the non destructive parts
of the parts that are manipulated in order to justify
people's hate. I think that is not proven. Whatever he
pulled me in now. When the headmaster appeared in an
event with the president of the local and double A
CP chapter Sparks allegedly confronted him, claiming the public association
brought disrepute to Epiphany the name of the school um

(52:18):
disrepute for appearing with with then double a CP head.
This dude is just fucking worst human being. Like you
kind of have to read the emails because they're just
so they're so just some up his world view perfectly. Yeah,
and he's like such a bitch about it too, Like
he's just so mean and like suffocating. He's like, Okay,

(52:40):
so I love that you came to me with this problem.
And but then he'll like very passive aggressive, he'll be like, so,
here's what we want to do. First. You're gonna go
to every member of your staff and everybody who has
worked at our school and apologized to them, one by
one second, like literally saying this to the him just
like is the headmaster still at the school? He's suing

(53:04):
them now because yeah, oh and he's just part of
the discovery. Has Nicholas Parks like been in the news
before for any related behavior to this is so doesn't
even feel so extreme that it's like, how did he
not have a repetition for being like this? I'm sure
it is. He's kind of surrounded by the sort of

(53:25):
people who I think this is normal behavior, and you know,
reading the emails, you get the sense that he has
no idea that this is just behavior, that the people
around him are like, yeah, of course you're going to
write that email, right, right, Yeah, dude, Yeah. I think
he's mentally ill too. I think, you know, honestly, I
don't know if it's Alzheimer's. I think it's some form
of bipolar. Yes. Am I qualified to speak on that? No, right,

(53:48):
but I have hated my heart. Ye also told him
that the previous headmaster, We've had other gay students, and
the previous headmaster kept it quiet, and the students were
probably grateful for that. We need to call our senators
and we need to get advertisers just out advertising in
his books. You said it, what's the last book he wrote?

(54:10):
Can you just tell him he's written so many books?
He's Oh, so he's prolific, dude, He's made three quarters
of a billion dollars at the box office. His movies
have How what else did he do? Like a walk
in a walk to remember, a walk in the clouds,
A lot of walks, a lot of walks Christopher walk In,

(54:31):
did he also do that? Like John Notebook, the Wedding Message,
in a bottle, Walk to Remember, the Rescue and in
the road Knights and Rodanty, I mean give it up
to him Nights and Rode Danty, I mean, come on now,
dear John, The Choice, the Lucky One, the Last Song,
safe Haven, the best of Me, the Longest Ride, seem
Me two by two every breath. Oh my god, I

(54:51):
didn't know that A Walk to Remember was him. That's
actually really disappointing. And then like nonfiction Wuchini a Lacoda
journey to happiness and self understanding. Fuck, wow, that's that's
so that's so much information. I know, what an asshole.
Thank god these are coming to light, though. I hate

(55:12):
when you know that people have been able to get
away with something like that just being awful people. So
many millions of dollars. Anyways, he will continue to be
a millionaire, surrounded by adoring weird Christians and his weird
Christian community. Not all Christians are weird guys just because

(55:34):
that love the Notebook, right, So let's talk about Jessica Biale.
This was I was like, why is this such a thing?
And I guess that's because she's Wait, why is what
such thing? Like? Why she's allowed to say whatever she wants, Like,
she's allowed to have a difference of opinion, even if

(55:55):
that didn't see that take on Twitter, even if that
opinion means putting children other children at risk because of
your decisions. But I guess she is the biggest anti
baxer celebrity, right, Like bigger than Jennie McCarthy. Right, She's
bigger than Jenny McCarthy, who was the biggest prior to
those So that means justin Timber. Okay, So I guess
we should explain what happened. Okay. Sorry, Jessica Peel Jessica

(56:16):
beal is Jessica Jessica Peel has appealed to the anti baxers.
She does not believe it was going off yesterday on
the Internet that she's an anti vaxer, as the kids say, Uh,
it was going off on the internet that she was

(56:36):
an antiactor. Then she came out and clarified that she
was only supporting a bill Senate Bill to seventy six,
which she claims would prevent people like her quote dearest
friends from opting out of vaccines because their child has
a medical condition that warrants an exemption. Um, and my
best friends are antivac right, but like not me. Like

(56:59):
the way she described it was a complete mischaracterization of
the bill. The bill is designed to make it easier
for people to opt out of vaccinating their children. It
is currently possible for anybody whose child has a medical
condition that warrants an exemption to get out of giving
their kids vaccines. Like doctors aren't allowed to hurt your

(57:21):
children with vaccines. But we're like excuses that weren't real excuses, right,
Like my son can't be vaccinated because he is tired
because that is chakras are off. Yeah, he's got like
a bad vibe around. Well, he missed his colloidal silver intake.
So I don't know what I'm gonna do. I mean, yeah,

(57:42):
because the bill was about ending the loophole about these
medical exemptions, because that's been the way a lot of
parents have been getting around the vaccinate mandatory vaccinations exemption exactly.
But there's just been an industry of these doctors who
are like, what do you need uni medical exemptions? You
don't have kids? Are There was and there were some
California communities had like the lowest rate of vaccination. You

(58:06):
need ninety four percent to have her immunity, and they
were like ninety percent in kindergartens and California public schools,
and so they created a law that basically said you
needed a medical exemption, you couldn't just be a conscientious
objector to vaccinations, and that got it up to her

(58:27):
immunity levels. It was at point one very recently. And
this bill that she's supporting would make it easier for
them to opt out again so that we could get
it back down. And she's also against the one that
is closing the loophold. It like she's like, I don't
like that one, but I like this one is meant
to counteract that. And again like let's not go let's
completely ignore the fucking health epidemic crisis that is happening

(58:50):
because of all these kids not being vaccinated. Ignore that
because oh fine, I guess that doesn't equate into anything
or the risk of these kids, you know, getting someone sick,
maybe an adult who's has a suppressed immune system, where
all these other where she's her whole thing was like
some kids are too fragile to get vaccinations, and it's like, oh,

(59:11):
but you don't think that some kids are too fragile
to get measles and die from that and then die
from measles, because it's really I mean, I actually don't
really know what it's been like here, but in New York,
like there was just like a huge measlesburg Like people
they were like telling people like, go get vaccinated. If
I was, I had to like text my mom and
be like did I have? She was like, are you

(59:34):
fucking kidding me? Of course you did? And I was like,
I don't know. I wasn't sure. Was it like eradicated
by the time I was born. I don't know what
I'm vaccinated for, but h and crazy it's happening. And
just to know that the whole movement is born out
of a lie, like that initial paper that was written
or they said the MMR vaccine was like just very

(59:54):
just a fucking whack dubious paper, uh, when also not
finding out that the and who wrote that was like
heavily invested in an alternative vaccine. So you're trying to
take down the MMR one to be like, also, you know,
I might have might have this alt one you might
want to check out. Also whack dubious would be a
good name for a nineties rapper. Yeah, well, there's funk
dubious and there's whack Dude. That's the black dubious upside

(01:00:17):
down version of funk dubious is wack dubious black dubious.
When are we going to replace them? Things dubious are
going to replace them? Things anti vax replaced them, things
with fun fun juice that I just created. Wait did
she say I saw one thing that said that she

(01:00:37):
said that they hadn't vaccinated their kids, But then I
feel like I didn't see that anywhere else? Did she
say that? So in you said the report came out
that they were not planning on vaccinating their kids. I can't.
And her explanation is so lame because immediately Twitter just
went what the funk deal? Right are you doing? And
also Timber like, hello, yes, listen, for get this person

(01:01:00):
the father. Let me show you a few things about vaccine.
It's gonna be amazals. I am not. This is what
Jessica Bill said in her Instagram post because everyone was outraged.
She said, quote, I am not against vaccinations. I support
children getting vaccinations, and I also support families having the
right to make educated medical decisions for their children alongside

(01:01:22):
their physicians. Fucking hate both sides it, yes, let me
just both sides it. Yes. The letting parents make medical
decisions is the dumbest fucking thing. It's like, oh, are
they doctors? Right? We will if they're doctors? Yes, right,
doctor is an absolute doctor exactly right. Um huh yeah,

(01:01:44):
let's move on to something fun. Okay, do we have something? Yes,
I want to get the center do that song? Um. No,
I just want to talk because we didn't get to
talk about Justin Bieber. Okay, so we talked earlier this week.
How Bieber? We don't know why. He was basically saying, like,
fight me, coward, Dana White set it up, I'm hitting
you up on the octagon and everyone was like, what

(01:02:07):
the funk are you talking about, dude, this man And
we said it here, We're like, this man't beat the
ship out of you. And you know, credit to Justin
Bieber because he must have come out of his fucking
dab high or something because he was caught by TMZ
either like hey, what like they were actually like what
did you mean? Like were you serious? In his answer quote, No,
I was just playing the story is that it was.

(01:02:29):
It was just on my mind. It was just a
random tweet. I do that sometimes. But I'm pretty sure
Tom hilarious. Seven of my friends told you and then
he goes on. But I'm pretty sure Tom would. I
think he would. He would probably what my ass. I'd
have to get into shape. Yeah, I'm really skinny right now.
I think he'd probably be out of my weight class.
He's big, you know, he's got that dad's strength. He's

(01:02:51):
a dad right famously on Biological Child. Yeah exactly. I'm like,
I think, well, isn't Bieber? Is he short? To do?
We know? Because Tom Cruise like five seven or something? Right, Yeah,
they're probably both small. It's so it says a lot

(01:03:11):
about like branding that if Justin Bieber did have the
reputation of being like funny and a funny tweeter, like
you'd see that tweet and be like, oh, that is
like kind of funny. But instead, because his personality is
like the opposite of that, everyone was like, this is ernest.
He wants to fight Tom Cruise, right, yeah, I mean
It's like anytime somebody who's not funny says something insane

(01:03:33):
and everyone's like, what the funk and then they're like, oh,
I was kidding, and I'm just like, but you don't
have a sense of exacting. Would Julia remind me of
Amanda bind tweeting that she wanted to drink to murder
her vagina obviously like she was going through some serious
mental illness, but just like a tweet coming out from
somewhere like deep in a celebrity where like, what is

(01:03:56):
going Um Bieber has got like fighter fantasies. I want
Drake to fight Amanda Binds is vagina in the octagon. Um,
Drake fight her vagina for the for the pride of
the North. And at the time this recording, the Raptors

(01:04:16):
could be NBA champions. We don't know, Yeah, we don't know.
We don't know. I just don't know. Justin Bieber's height
is according to Google, five ft nine But that is
the height of celebrities is a fact that you cannot trust.
It's the one fact that you can't trust about the Internet.
You can't find reliable information about celebrities height, especially with

(01:04:37):
male celebrities. Whatever you think their height is subtract eight
inches really honestly, and women it's actually subtract three feet right,
every every single actress. It's like the Internet's like she's
five ft seven, she's five ft se when you meet
them in person three nine whoa, Okay, I just had

(01:05:05):
to get that drop in there to I mean so yeah,
I mean, you know, piece and blessings to Justin bieber Um.
But he really would get just fucked up. He doesn't
have Like the most aggression I've seen from him is
like playing soccer right with like the wind of a stoner.
Tom Cruise has been in his physical prime for like

(01:05:27):
thirty years and he's actually not even approached the peak yet.
I've seen him in person and he doesn't walk up steps,
He just like hovers up them. He's just like on
another plane physically and spiritual. When I met Nicole Kidman, yo,
she moves the same way. Really yeah, And I think
it's also she's just like stunning in person. It's like

(01:05:49):
her energy like I thought I could have swore she
wasn't even walking right. I thought she was like was
Spike Lee tracking shots? Like I was like what? And
she is true to form. She's like she's a solid
five ten yeah yeah, and then she deals on and
you're like, yes, yeah, have you seen Will Smith in person.

(01:06:12):
This is the one that I have people is short.
He was shorter than I expect. I thought he was
like six one. He's not six ft tall. No. I
think that actors who are six ft or or more
actually like on film it's impossible to fit them like
a new camera or they there's yeah, they're always sitting.

(01:06:33):
We've created a chair that the actor sits in and
it makes the hip movement of walk of bipedal motion.
That's how I get a lot of those shots. I
always think of like Tim Simon's on VP, who is tall,
but not like that tall. Like I met him in
person and I was like, you're an average he's like
six too, but like, yeah, probably he might be like
six four. I don't know. He's like look, I don't know,

(01:06:55):
he's like six to like seven eight. But like the
fact that Veep his character became all about them being
like you're a freak of yeah, because on camera the
biggest man alive. Um love wellsh it, Rachel, this has
been so much fun. I've had a blast. That's how

(01:07:17):
we stayed in Barthlona, Baha blast a Smyrnough. Rachel, where
can people find you? One? Of the follows around, so

(01:07:39):
listen up the best. Wow, thank you so much for
saying that. I am on Twitter as Rachel when it's
key um, the only one I think, and also honestly Instagram,
but you're not going to find that much interesting stuff
on there. Uh just you. You create great short films. Yeah,

(01:08:00):
I was sort of a filmmaker. Yeah, yeah, no. And
is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Okay, the tweet
I want to read is um something that Rachel Sime tweeted.
Who is someone I don't know personally, but I we
follow each other on Twitter and I'm a big fan
of her writing. And she tweeted, Look, I'm glad that

(01:08:21):
women have made progress. And also I am really bummed
that it's less possible now to check out of life
for a month due to quote exhaustion when you absolutely
must do nothing but walk around the grass of a
large estate in a linen night. This just really got me.
I was like, I understand exactly what you're talking about.

(01:08:43):
I want to grow my hair out to my waist,
just like slightly, like off your head like yea, you know,
like in old times, you know, when the old and
where women would like always hear their hair pinned back,
but then they'd unpin it and secretly, like night right,
they put on a linenite gown just wander around in

(01:09:04):
a state kind of staring at like a pond. That
can be very unrealistic expectations about women's hair. Yeah, I
watched too much Avonlea on the Disney Channel, so I
just love that. I think she's great on Twitter, and
also her writing and her profiles that she does are amazing.
She just did one on Annie Franco that was life changing. Yeah, amazing. Iles.

(01:09:26):
Where can people find you? And what is a tweet
you've been enjoying? K First, you can find me follow
me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray Now
a tweet that I like. There's a couple one is
from Tony Poznansky at possible Replacements for Sarah Sanders, Tommy Laren,
Scott Baioe. A bedazzled swastika, a gallon zip block bag

(01:09:49):
full of dogshit, the curly hairgun girl in the beij leotard,
uh Maga hat full of dildo's kid rock dime silk,
A bible signed by Trump. Next John Daily, John Daily,
I like to make a public announcement. I'm a dumb,
stupid idiot who lives in my own horrible butt hole.
Thank you, thanks so much, thank you so so much.

(01:10:14):
Him but my own horrible butth hole. Also a good
name for your stand up album, horrible butth hole? What
was the other things? Get me a new buttle? Hey, man,
you replace some things? Hey, look at my nipples? Guys,
what can we replace them things? Uh? Cat Damon tweeted,

(01:10:35):
picture this some a bag of chips. Put me to
your lips. I am crisp. I will leave you with
some staying fingertips. Run the Jewels voice. Yeah. Um, there's
so many good tweets about Jessica Beale. Um Sean Clements tweeted,
every news outlet is torn between the opinions of the

(01:10:56):
entire medical community and the third lead of I now
pronounce you. Chuck and Larry tough Spot both clearly valid,
but I certainly get my Most headlines leaned slightly toward
Tenley from Summer Catch for now, Stay tuned, uh and
Graham Tackler tweeted, roommate, you need to do the dishes

(01:11:16):
me just started, Madman, what makes a sink a sink?
Care attention no puts out cigarette experience reveals poster that
says the dishes let's just leave them like that. That
tweet I know Graham, and that tweet made me laugh

(01:11:37):
so hard this morning, and I would like to take
credit for spreading it. I'm going to I'm going to
step up and say that it is my your revented
Graham tackler. I'm responsible for his celebrity. And that tweet
made me laugh so hard this morning. What was that
like when you came up with it? Well, I I
built Graham from the ground up using body parts that

(01:11:59):
I bid in a cemetery. Yeah, oh yeah. And then
Louis Rittel tweeted, I love that coming out for straight
waite people is believing something stupid. Jessica Field comes out
as antime axer what it's pride. It is pride, it
is she is taking pride. You can find me on

(01:12:20):
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song we ride out on Miles, what's not going to
be today? Yes, the song we're going out on Kashmir

(01:12:40):
stage band called all Praises just uh band with some
nice brass instruments. Full band rocking with the band is
called Kashmir Brass Band, Kashmir stage band, Kashmir Stage and
the song is called all Praise Scott. Yes, so you
know you just write this in your weekend just your
O us to your own horn this weekend, fly your

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flag and don't forget to replace them things. Yeah, and
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this week. Another one in the book, Miles, Yep, high
five yourself. Just for the record, I want to. I
just wanted to make it sound like I was good
at crazy. Thing is I think you stumped your foot
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