November 22, 2022 • 21 mins
In this edition of Key Zeit Pie, Miles and super producer Becca discuss Dr. Fauci's parting words, Naomi Biden's White House wedding, Kim Jong Un's big day out with his daughter, "anti-woke" bank GloriFi shutting down, an update from Sinbad's family on his stroke recovery, and the Henry Winkler/Tom Hanks beef!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's up, Internet, and welcome to this edition of He's
Ipie can't wait for tomorrow? That's key line. That's a
play on key line pie. I'm thinking pies. I'm Miles
and I'm thinking. I'm joined by Becca Rambo's Hello. Can
you hear any strange noises? I apologize? I am home
(00:21):
for the holidays? What do you mean? What do you
think we're gonna hear? I don't know. I keep hearing
in my mic my parents do game. My dog. So
here the Ramo's household. You know, Hey, look it's the
home is alive. Are you liking being home? It's home?
But you see your family pretty frequently, right, I feel
(00:42):
like for someone who lives out of state, I feel
like I see them more than I ever thought I
would see them living. Yeah, as people in your community
get older and married and stuff, I'm sure that brings
you back for stuff. Yeah. And it's like when you
start making a reasonable amount of money instead of a
paycheck to paycheck, I'm I'm on an amount of money.
(01:04):
You know, you could like give your parents a couple
more trips a year type of thing. So for some
scraps at them. Yeah, you could look at my face
a little bit longer. You know. Well, I just remember
my first or I think my second year. I was
living out of state. So when I was like twenty
three and I was in Portland, it was Thanksgiving and
(01:25):
I had to have a tough conversation with my parents
and be like, if you guys don't pay for this flight, yeah,
you're either going to see me for Thanksgiving, her for Christmas.
Make a choice. And my parents were like Christmas and
I was like, okay, bye, not seeing you for Thanksgiving.
And I had a lovely Thanksgiving in Portland. My Portland
community really took me in and I was like, you know,
maybe this is kind of lit. But then apparently I
(01:48):
got a call from my father like a couple of
days later and was like, don't you ever not come
home for Thanksgiving again? This was a nightmare. Your mother
cried the entire day and I was like, where is
my daughter? And I said, this is your fault, you
that the stakes were. I simply was not making enough
money to pay my rent, let alone by two flights
to come up with the albums. An attack against you.
(02:08):
This is the economy, man, Look what y'all did to us.
So I'm like, you know, you have a mortgage anymore,
you get paid for that flight if you really want
to be home. And then they learned a lesson and
they said, by any means necessary, we will figure it
out between the two pous your parents or us your
parents and me back up, how we're gonna get you
home for the holidays. So I like to get on
(02:29):
your Malcolm X by any means on. Whenever there's a drought,
get your umbrellas out, because that's when our brainstorm. Okay, uh,
that's from public service announcement from the Black album. But
let's talk about what's trending. First. Up Fouci, Dr Anthony Fauci,
the person A lot of people got some weird para
social relationships with the heights of the pandemic. Notice we
(02:51):
are still in a pandemic. Ah, he is leaving, and
I guess, like you know, he's just like yo Fauci
out he said. Quote. Maybe the final message I gave
you from this poet is that please for your own safety.
For that or your family gets your updated COVID nineteen
shot as soon as your eligible fam Not a joke,
it's not how joked. Yeah, please get that shot, um,
(03:14):
it does work. Not to be on a soapbox that
we've been on for the past, you know, almost three years.
But I was just at my best friend from growing
up swdding and a bunch of people got sick per
weddings tending to be super spreader events, you know, I know.
And I did not get sick. A lot of the
wedding party got COVID or the flu, and I got
(03:35):
my double boost and shot and you got the by
v Z to the new I got that new new
COVID shot and the flu shot in the same day,
and that ship said, yeah, I was not sick for you.
I mean, look, we never know, because then it's not
meant to prevent infection in the first place. Yes, and
(03:57):
you could just have the lit immune system. We don't know,
you know, because you had hope it earlier. I had it,
I came down with it. Finally, it's it's coming for everybody.
But I mean, on the other side of the aisle,
the Republicans are like, oh, he thinks he's leaving. Just wait,
he'll be back real soon because we want to talk
to him. We'll never forget what he did to us
by explaining science out loud in the midst of a
(04:18):
pandemic when we're dealing with a virus we knew nothing about. Um,
so yeah, there's that. It is what it is. And
then like someone tried to ask, like from the Daily
Car or some right wing ship, it's like, what about
the origins of the code, like, na we're not doing that. Next, um,
what else is Naomi Biden is trending? And I said, oh,
(04:39):
is this a sick collapse? Could it be? Imagine Naomi
Campbell and Joe Byron are doing something together. Now that's
just his granddaughter's. Um, Honestly, my first thought was something
going on with Naomi Campbell. Yeah, absolutely, the name for
(05:00):
his granddaughter. But you know, yeah, like in a way,
I'm like also looking at that, like side was like
Naomi Biden, Yeah what about Naomi Campbell? But anyway, people
are so interested in her wedding at the White House. Um,
it's training a lot of like discourse around like the press,
the White House press especially. They feel aggrieved that they
(05:22):
were not able to cover the wedding. Tore like the
White House is a public space paid for by the Americans,
couldn't like blah blah, Like their whole logic was like
it's a public like it's it's the property of the
United States people, and we cover all matters of goings
on in that building. We don't know why we were
kept out of there. It seems shady as shit. Um,
(05:45):
I don't I don't know. It just silly because asked
someone who's visited the White House on a couple of
occasions because my ex's family like worked with the Biden
administration during years. So I got you NATed Eric Holder's son. Yeah,
former journey generally, but it's very hard. Yes, it's a
(06:08):
public space, but that ship is blocked the funk off
and you can't get in without like a lot of
credentials and things and private event passes and all sorts
of stuff, and you have to go through vigorous like
I d testing, like it's it's a public space in
this sense that it is an American landmark, but it
is not a public space go into the White House.
(06:28):
And also it's so goofy that anybody cares because they're
acting like, oh my god, Biden's using his privilege to
have a wedding at the White House. There have been
nineteen weddings at the White House. He is by far
not the first person or the last have a wedding
at the White House. Yeah, and then if you saw
a Vogue. I mean, that's the other reason it's trending
is because Vogue. Guess who was up in that wedding?
(06:52):
Fucking bog way, Okay, And now a lot of the
White House people like how the It really sounds like
there's a lot of reporters who I get the sort
of broader argument that because this it's not like you
went to a private hotel, like a privately owned business,
but like because it's like meant is like a symbol
of the US, Like we should also be able to
cover that because like it's part of the history of
(07:13):
this building. Don't worry, Vogue already did that. Um. But
I think there's a lot of people feeling definitely in
their feelings about that happening. And I think also probably
just want to be like near fucking Hunter Biden probably
and be able to be up and and be like,
let me tell you what I was anyway, Naomi Biden.
(07:33):
But there's only one Naomi. Unfortunately, there's only great eyebrows.
Got great eyebrows, Naomi love the eyebrows, but she looked beautiful.
Her dress was embodiment of like Grace Kelly, that was
like the vibe that should look yeah, very classy. It
was designed by Raff Lauren, which like um, I think
she's had other dresses done by Ralf Lauren, like she
(07:54):
did for the inaugural ceremony, and she sat front road
during fashion week for him, so they have like a
working relationship. But it was a very beautiful. I mean
from the photos from Vogue in Cortis, I'm excited to
see it. And you know what, You're lucky that you
got your grandpa to do some real scumbag ship to
(08:15):
be like what baby, I want my wedding, all right, Yeah,
we get married at the White House? Go ahead, go ahead?
I mean what that's like, what the funk? I mean,
do whatever the you gonna do? Like if I was
the president. I mean Linda Bird Johnson, daughter of President
Lyndon B. Johnson, was also married at the White House.
Like it's not And I think that I think the
(08:37):
beef was that the Press Corps was allowed to cover
that way. Yeah, I think that's the big thing is
like there's president, Mr President, but it ain't whatever. We
just beef over there. We got real problems. Like Kim
John Okay, the other thing that's trending because there's a
lot of attention on him because he brought his little
(08:58):
daughter out at like a you know, a nice intercontinental
ballistic missile testing and comes out a hold their hands
with this little girl looked just like her daddy. Like
they don't know how old she is, Like I think
they think she's ten or twelve years old. Um, but really,
like the observers are like, oh, ship, he bringing her
(09:19):
out because he's trying to basically signaling this is who's next.
It's not my it's not my sister. It is my
who I know because she's been on the come up too.
I mean it might be some targarian ship. I don't know,
like to do whatever you gotta do. But the funny
thing is no one knows this his daughter's name, except
(09:42):
for potentially Dennis Rodden Wild who said he held her
when he went to North Korea and when like that
whole ship I remember, like Kim Jong was like, yo, dude,
come through a funk with the bulls. I love you, bro,
And he said her name was ju I. I don't
know if I'm pronouncing that right. But is ju a
(10:02):
e uh And that's and we got that from Dennis Rod. Yeah,
so I mean what I mean, I'm sure you remember
the first time you went on a trip with your
daddy and he took you to see an intercontinental ballistic missiles. Yeah,
I mean look at that. So, uh you know his sister,
(10:23):
like I know, we you were doing a lot of work.
I remember you were doing a lot of work. But
uh yo, John, I believe. So we'll see what happens there.
But good luck to you. Uh. And I don't know
if you know much about your dad, but he's I
don't know, how do you learn about your dad? Like
do you think like in a despotic environment like that,
(10:47):
like they know right because they're like, man, where are
those people fucking like starving and ship and we were
doing all that and I'm try on some level those
day because we're special. But like, do you think she'll
be like my dad bad? I don't know, because I
feel like you could say the same about like the
royal family almost right, like with like uh, because it's
so premtically sealed. That's my thing is like the information
(11:10):
the waymation, Yeah, and curious specifically it is so like
information like you get. I mean, you're getting TV shows off,
like jump drives and stuff that like people are trying
to smuggle. Yeah, I'm sure it's wild because when they
grow up, they don't think anything is potentially wrong. Also
because they've been so you know, because Kim Jong has
such a control over the media that they're like, I
only see this one version of the media. I don't
(11:31):
even see the dang people because like, my dad doesn't
want me to see the dying people. I just wish
my dad was powerful like Kim d Yeah, I could
threaten countries with nuclear war. I think that's when I'm
mad at like, because that's like a that's like a
schoolyard flex to my dad's fucking lawyer or whatever, like,
and my dad will fucking have your whole family disappeared
(11:52):
because we live in a despotic regime. Anyway, I have
a lot of unresolved stuff with my dad that I'm working.
But you know what, I'm going to this modern night
thing k and I g h T to kind of
work on my masculine But you'll hear more about that
tomorrow on the episode. Let's take a quick break and
we're gonna be right back, and we're back. And Gloria,
(12:23):
if I is trending, not like glorify his name, No, Gloria,
f I like finance, yes, which and guess what, it's
not trending for a good reason. Um. And this was
first of all, not a bank, as they were constantly
saying when they came out, or like they were they
were saying that in like the fine print, although they
(12:45):
were like, yeah, we're like a bank, but then like
we're absolutely not a fucking bank. This is a financial
technology and please read the writing on the wall. Because
our main spokesperson is Kendas Owens. Their ship fell apart.
Their websites like down own it completely has caved. They
were basically presenting themselves as like this like fucking culture
(13:06):
war bank that you could use quote a financial situation
that allowed one to be quote free to celebrate your
love of God and country without fear of cancelation. Their
whole website had really like nothing about finance, you know,
like hey, check out this APR like whatever, like you
want to know about our rates. It's like as if
church gave out a credit card. Y oh yeah exactly,
(13:27):
And they're like interest, you mean in the Lord and
your salvation, because that's the only interest we're talking about here. Uh,
they're about us. Section on their website said it just
said that there are sections that said our Bill of
Rights is non negotiable, okay, and another one is we
are one nation under God with liberty and Jankee credit
(13:51):
cards for all. So yeah, it basically they were like,
they're like, we're gonna have checkings and savings accounts, some
credit cards, maybe do some mortgages and up. But to
do that usually have to invite enough people to bring
their money to your bank, so you think you hold
different kind of do stuff like that. Unfortunately, they were
so fucking just focused on like the whole like own
(14:13):
the lives bullshit. They don't know how to run a bank. No,
they didn't know how to run anything. And they're like, man,
I don't know, maybe people will be stupid enough that
they're going to be like, oh, Candice owns card. Good good,
I want to do money there. Yes, I don't know
what happened to everybody there, but it's it went down
in flames. So we'd like to do a little little
crip walk on that great every now and then, you
(14:34):
know what I mean? So I wish there was more
to say, but it just it fell apart very predictably.
I mean, a lot of digital bank stuff is like
kind of scary. You have to do a lot of etting.
It's like I don't want to believe in old school banks,
but they do have Ye. Do you have access to
credit union? Definitely? Anyone you can. Anybody can join a
credit union. Really, I don't know where one is in
(14:55):
New York City. My parents are union here, Yeah, in
the burbs. Hey, and they're not going to be sending
your money to be doing you know, fucking earth fucker
ship or whatever. I gotta look into that in New York. Yeah. Well,
I don't know where you're gonna find any kind of
financial information exactly. Speaking of information, sin Bad, I think
(15:21):
I knew he had a stroke two years ago, but
it was just sort of nothing was reported after that,
and it's been radio silence for two years. His family
has just emerged and said, hey, just an update you
it like really quick, sim Bad, Like he's still having
trouble like walking, but like we're like on the road
to recovery for that kind of thing. We have like
(15:41):
a website you can check out if you want to
check up on him. And I was like, oh no,
that's so. I loved sim Bad. He was he was
one of my favorite child safe comedians. You know, like,
what do you know about sin Bad? Young lady? What
do you know about sin Bad? Like comedy, like the
(16:03):
history of comedy, So I have listened or watched you know,
we're an audio medium at this point right now, Um,
Sinbad's comedy among many things. I've been also like a
lifelong SNL watcher, which I'm sure is not new for
many people. But comedy was very prevalent in my home
up so all sorts of comedy. Yeah, man, strokes people
(16:25):
my family have had them, and that it can be
very debilitating and it Yeah, it can't be easy recovering.
So sim Bad, please get well. We're looking for you.
I want to laugh at you. Unless you got canceled.
I don't even know anymore. We don't be like yo, man,
you don't know about but I'm I'm fairly certain he's
upstanding human being, which is why his comedy was so
like relatable. He wasn't on some like edge lordship. Yeah,
(16:48):
let's see. Oh and finally it's beef Becca. I don't
know if you know about this. But when fucking Henry
Winkler sees Tom Cruise, it's fucking Tom Hanks. I mean
Tom Hanks. I mean Tom Hanks. You're right, I like
saying Tom Man. That would be way better Henry. What
(17:11):
I mean? Tom Hanks and Henry Winkler have a beef.
So Henry Winkler was on Watch What Happens Live, and
I mean, you gotta know Andy Cohen don't give a fuck,
Like when he's out there, they're gonna put you to
the sword on some Gotchas ship. And apparently Tom Hanks
and Henry Winkler Winkler have a beef that is almost
as old as I am, and I had no idea.
(17:32):
So this person calls in with a question and they
read their question off. They're like, hey, so, like, you know,
I heard that you were on the set of uh
Turner and Hooch and you know then suddenly like maybe
you had some kind of beef with Tom Hanks, like
and we've heard something about it. Can you tell us
what happened? And he basically goes on to be like, well,
(17:53):
you know I was I was directing for like twelve days.
And then Jeff Katzenberg calls me his office and he's like, hey,
at you're done, Like you're not doing this anymore. And
then people are like, oh, so, like what was going
on with you Tom Hanks And they're like, so, what
was it like being on set? He was like, you know,
I gotta say I love the dog and kept doing that,
(18:14):
not saying Tom Hanks, not saying, not being like shadier
than just just not acknowledging him, but really spent a
lot of energy not acknowledging. It was spicy. And you
know what, Henry Winkler was my first ever celebrity sighting
as like a conscious adult, Like I saw him in
the um enter the Houston Airport, the Bush Intercontinental, Houston Airport,
(18:37):
going to California, so you know, um, it was fun.
But that is funny to me because those are two
people that I just can't imagine beef and for what Yeah, well,
they're like the kind of beef or like the most
active it'll be will be like two men trying to
not make eye contact in the aisle of a grocery store. Yeah,
(18:58):
where it's like, oh, you're coming this way, I'm gonna
pretend I'm looking at this ship. Right here to just
kind of get out the way, because I'm not like, hey, yeah,
I'm gonna yeah, No, I'm actually looking at this corn
meal over here. Didn't see you there? Yeah, Like I
feel like they would just ignore the funk out of
each other. Although look, Henry, if you want to get
on your fonds, O g like, put that leather cope
(19:19):
back on. Let's do it. Let's see. I mean, like
I said, Henry, your stock is going up. Tom Hanks, yeah,
I don't know, it's not. I mean like people takes
away from Tom Hanks every day. Hey, come on, I don't.
I wasn't. I wasn't saying that. If anything, Chad Hanks
made Tom Hanks cooler to me. I'm like, wow, you
raised that cool last son. You must be a cool dad. Yeah, man,
(19:43):
in like a not weird problematic way that maybe he
needs to interrogate a little bit. I don't know, but
it looked like he loved cocaine summer guys. White never
forget no, I will uh and actually never remember this
should be that be the mantra for that one. Anyway,
Thank you back up for joining me. Uh. Enjoy the
(20:04):
rest of your weeks, y'all. We're gonna have a new
episode tomorrow, uh and we'll be back a few days later,
you know, because we also like to celebrate times to
be with our families. Uh So if you would give
us that little bit of respite, we would greatly appreciate it,
and we'll be back to give you more next week.
But anyway, Yeah, but eat good food, enjoying families. Donate
(20:29):
to you know, a Native American foundation if you can,
and you know, have a great weekend, y'all. Yeah, exactly,
and get those shots, you know, get get inoculated, because,
like I said, the pandemic is not over. It's just
that the like all the media just messaging to people
its own. It's not anyway, take care of yourselves and
(20:51):
we'll see you soon. By
What's up, Internet, and welcome to this edition of He's
Ipie can't wait for tomorrow? That's key line. That's a
play on key line pie. I'm thinking pies. I'm Miles
and I'm thinking. I'm joined by Becca Rambo's Hello. Can
you hear any strange noises? I apologize? I am home
(00:21):
for the holidays? What do you mean? What do you
think we're gonna hear? I don't know. I keep hearing
in my mic my parents do game. My dog. So
here the Ramo's household. You know, Hey, look it's the
home is alive. Are you liking being home? It's home?
But you see your family pretty frequently, right, I feel
(00:42):
like for someone who lives out of state, I feel
like I see them more than I ever thought I
would see them living. Yeah, as people in your community
get older and married and stuff, I'm sure that brings
you back for stuff. Yeah. And it's like when you
start making a reasonable amount of money instead of a
paycheck to paycheck, I'm I'm on an amount of money.
(01:04):
You know, you could like give your parents a couple
more trips a year type of thing. So for some
scraps at them. Yeah, you could look at my face
a little bit longer. You know. Well, I just remember
my first or I think my second year. I was
living out of state. So when I was like twenty
three and I was in Portland, it was Thanksgiving and
(01:25):
I had to have a tough conversation with my parents
and be like, if you guys don't pay for this flight, yeah,
you're either going to see me for Thanksgiving, her for Christmas.
Make a choice. And my parents were like Christmas and
I was like, okay, bye, not seeing you for Thanksgiving.
And I had a lovely Thanksgiving in Portland. My Portland
community really took me in and I was like, you know,
maybe this is kind of lit. But then apparently I
(01:48):
got a call from my father like a couple of
days later and was like, don't you ever not come
home for Thanksgiving again? This was a nightmare. Your mother
cried the entire day and I was like, where is
my daughter? And I said, this is your fault, you
that the stakes were. I simply was not making enough
money to pay my rent, let alone by two flights
to come up with the albums. An attack against you.
(02:08):
This is the economy, man, Look what y'all did to us.
So I'm like, you know, you have a mortgage anymore,
you get paid for that flight if you really want
to be home. And then they learned a lesson and
they said, by any means necessary, we will figure it
out between the two pous your parents or us your
parents and me back up, how we're gonna get you
home for the holidays. So I like to get on
(02:29):
your Malcolm X by any means on. Whenever there's a drought,
get your umbrellas out, because that's when our brainstorm. Okay, uh,
that's from public service announcement from the Black album. But
let's talk about what's trending. First. Up Fouci, Dr Anthony Fauci,
the person A lot of people got some weird para
social relationships with the heights of the pandemic. Notice we
(02:51):
are still in a pandemic. Ah, he is leaving, and
I guess, like you know, he's just like yo Fauci
out he said. Quote. Maybe the final message I gave
you from this poet is that please for your own safety.
For that or your family gets your updated COVID nineteen
shot as soon as your eligible fam Not a joke,
it's not how joked. Yeah, please get that shot, um,
(03:14):
it does work. Not to be on a soapbox that
we've been on for the past, you know, almost three years.
But I was just at my best friend from growing
up swdding and a bunch of people got sick per
weddings tending to be super spreader events, you know, I know.
And I did not get sick. A lot of the
wedding party got COVID or the flu, and I got
(03:35):
my double boost and shot and you got the by
v Z to the new I got that new new
COVID shot and the flu shot in the same day,
and that ship said, yeah, I was not sick for you.
I mean, look, we never know, because then it's not
meant to prevent infection in the first place. Yes, and
(03:57):
you could just have the lit immune system. We don't know,
you know, because you had hope it earlier. I had it,
I came down with it. Finally, it's it's coming for everybody.
But I mean, on the other side of the aisle,
the Republicans are like, oh, he thinks he's leaving. Just wait,
he'll be back real soon because we want to talk
to him. We'll never forget what he did to us
by explaining science out loud in the midst of a
(04:18):
pandemic when we're dealing with a virus we knew nothing about. Um,
so yeah, there's that. It is what it is. And
then like someone tried to ask, like from the Daily
Car or some right wing ship, it's like, what about
the origins of the code, like, na we're not doing that. Next, um,
what else is Naomi Biden is trending? And I said, oh,
(04:39):
is this a sick collapse? Could it be? Imagine Naomi
Campbell and Joe Byron are doing something together. Now that's
just his granddaughter's. Um, Honestly, my first thought was something
going on with Naomi Campbell. Yeah, absolutely, the name for
(05:00):
his granddaughter. But you know, yeah, like in a way,
I'm like also looking at that, like side was like
Naomi Biden, Yeah what about Naomi Campbell? But anyway, people
are so interested in her wedding at the White House. Um,
it's training a lot of like discourse around like the press,
the White House press especially. They feel aggrieved that they
(05:22):
were not able to cover the wedding. Tore like the
White House is a public space paid for by the Americans,
couldn't like blah blah, Like their whole logic was like
it's a public like it's it's the property of the
United States people, and we cover all matters of goings
on in that building. We don't know why we were
kept out of there. It seems shady as shit. Um,
(05:45):
I don't I don't know. It just silly because asked
someone who's visited the White House on a couple of
occasions because my ex's family like worked with the Biden
administration during years. So I got you NATed Eric Holder's son. Yeah,
former journey generally, but it's very hard. Yes, it's a
(06:08):
public space, but that ship is blocked the funk off
and you can't get in without like a lot of
credentials and things and private event passes and all sorts
of stuff, and you have to go through vigorous like
I d testing, like it's it's a public space in
this sense that it is an American landmark, but it
is not a public space go into the White House.
(06:28):
And also it's so goofy that anybody cares because they're
acting like, oh my god, Biden's using his privilege to
have a wedding at the White House. There have been
nineteen weddings at the White House. He is by far
not the first person or the last have a wedding
at the White House. Yeah, and then if you saw
a Vogue. I mean, that's the other reason it's trending
is because Vogue. Guess who was up in that wedding?
(06:52):
Fucking bog way, Okay, And now a lot of the
White House people like how the It really sounds like
there's a lot of reporters who I get the sort
of broader argument that because this it's not like you
went to a private hotel, like a privately owned business,
but like because it's like meant is like a symbol
of the US, Like we should also be able to
cover that because like it's part of the history of
(07:13):
this building. Don't worry, Vogue already did that. Um. But
I think there's a lot of people feeling definitely in
their feelings about that happening. And I think also probably
just want to be like near fucking Hunter Biden probably
and be able to be up and and be like,
let me tell you what I was anyway, Naomi Biden.
(07:33):
But there's only one Naomi. Unfortunately, there's only great eyebrows.
Got great eyebrows, Naomi love the eyebrows, but she looked beautiful.
Her dress was embodiment of like Grace Kelly, that was
like the vibe that should look yeah, very classy. It
was designed by Raff Lauren, which like um, I think
she's had other dresses done by Ralf Lauren, like she
(07:54):
did for the inaugural ceremony, and she sat front road
during fashion week for him, so they have like a
working relationship. But it was a very beautiful. I mean
from the photos from Vogue in Cortis, I'm excited to
see it. And you know what, You're lucky that you
got your grandpa to do some real scumbag ship to
(08:15):
be like what baby, I want my wedding, all right, Yeah,
we get married at the White House? Go ahead, go ahead?
I mean what that's like, what the funk? I mean,
do whatever the you gonna do? Like if I was
the president. I mean Linda Bird Johnson, daughter of President
Lyndon B. Johnson, was also married at the White House.
Like it's not And I think that I think the
(08:37):
beef was that the Press Corps was allowed to cover
that way. Yeah, I think that's the big thing is
like there's president, Mr President, but it ain't whatever. We
just beef over there. We got real problems. Like Kim
John Okay, the other thing that's trending because there's a
lot of attention on him because he brought his little
(08:58):
daughter out at like a you know, a nice intercontinental
ballistic missile testing and comes out a hold their hands
with this little girl looked just like her daddy. Like
they don't know how old she is, Like I think
they think she's ten or twelve years old. Um, but really,
like the observers are like, oh, ship, he bringing her
(09:19):
out because he's trying to basically signaling this is who's next.
It's not my it's not my sister. It is my
who I know because she's been on the come up too.
I mean it might be some targarian ship. I don't know,
like to do whatever you gotta do. But the funny
thing is no one knows this his daughter's name, except
(09:42):
for potentially Dennis Rodden Wild who said he held her
when he went to North Korea and when like that
whole ship I remember, like Kim Jong was like, yo, dude,
come through a funk with the bulls. I love you, bro,
And he said her name was ju I. I don't
know if I'm pronouncing that right. But is ju a
(10:02):
e uh And that's and we got that from Dennis Rod. Yeah,
so I mean what I mean, I'm sure you remember
the first time you went on a trip with your
daddy and he took you to see an intercontinental ballistic missiles. Yeah,
I mean look at that. So, uh you know his sister,
(10:23):
like I know, we you were doing a lot of work.
I remember you were doing a lot of work. But
uh yo, John, I believe. So we'll see what happens there.
But good luck to you. Uh. And I don't know
if you know much about your dad, but he's I
don't know, how do you learn about your dad? Like
do you think like in a despotic environment like that,
(10:47):
like they know right because they're like, man, where are
those people fucking like starving and ship and we were
doing all that and I'm try on some level those
day because we're special. But like, do you think she'll
be like my dad bad? I don't know, because I
feel like you could say the same about like the
royal family almost right, like with like uh, because it's
so premtically sealed. That's my thing is like the information
(11:10):
the waymation, Yeah, and curious specifically it is so like
information like you get. I mean, you're getting TV shows off,
like jump drives and stuff that like people are trying
to smuggle. Yeah, I'm sure it's wild because when they
grow up, they don't think anything is potentially wrong. Also
because they've been so you know, because Kim Jong has
such a control over the media that they're like, I
only see this one version of the media. I don't
(11:31):
even see the dang people because like, my dad doesn't
want me to see the dying people. I just wish
my dad was powerful like Kim d Yeah, I could
threaten countries with nuclear war. I think that's when I'm
mad at like, because that's like a that's like a
schoolyard flex to my dad's fucking lawyer or whatever, like,
and my dad will fucking have your whole family disappeared
(11:52):
because we live in a despotic regime. Anyway, I have
a lot of unresolved stuff with my dad that I'm working.
But you know what, I'm going to this modern night
thing k and I g h T to kind of
work on my masculine But you'll hear more about that
tomorrow on the episode. Let's take a quick break and
we're gonna be right back, and we're back. And Gloria,
(12:23):
if I is trending, not like glorify his name, No, Gloria,
f I like finance, yes, which and guess what, it's
not trending for a good reason. Um. And this was
first of all, not a bank, as they were constantly
saying when they came out, or like they were they
were saying that in like the fine print, although they
(12:45):
were like, yeah, we're like a bank, but then like
we're absolutely not a fucking bank. This is a financial
technology and please read the writing on the wall. Because
our main spokesperson is Kendas Owens. Their ship fell apart.
Their websites like down own it completely has caved. They
were basically presenting themselves as like this like fucking culture
(13:06):
war bank that you could use quote a financial situation
that allowed one to be quote free to celebrate your
love of God and country without fear of cancelation. Their
whole website had really like nothing about finance, you know,
like hey, check out this APR like whatever, like you
want to know about our rates. It's like as if
church gave out a credit card. Y oh yeah exactly,
(13:27):
And they're like interest, you mean in the Lord and
your salvation, because that's the only interest we're talking about here. Uh,
they're about us. Section on their website said it just
said that there are sections that said our Bill of
Rights is non negotiable, okay, and another one is we
are one nation under God with liberty and Jankee credit
(13:51):
cards for all. So yeah, it basically they were like,
they're like, we're gonna have checkings and savings accounts, some
credit cards, maybe do some mortgages and up. But to
do that usually have to invite enough people to bring
their money to your bank, so you think you hold
different kind of do stuff like that. Unfortunately, they were
so fucking just focused on like the whole like own
(14:13):
the lives bullshit. They don't know how to run a bank. No,
they didn't know how to run anything. And they're like, man,
I don't know, maybe people will be stupid enough that
they're going to be like, oh, Candice owns card. Good good,
I want to do money there. Yes, I don't know
what happened to everybody there, but it's it went down
in flames. So we'd like to do a little little
crip walk on that great every now and then, you
(14:34):
know what I mean? So I wish there was more
to say, but it just it fell apart very predictably.
I mean, a lot of digital bank stuff is like
kind of scary. You have to do a lot of etting.
It's like I don't want to believe in old school banks,
but they do have Ye. Do you have access to
credit union? Definitely? Anyone you can. Anybody can join a
credit union. Really, I don't know where one is in
(14:55):
New York City. My parents are union here, Yeah, in
the burbs. Hey, and they're not going to be sending
your money to be doing you know, fucking earth fucker
ship or whatever. I gotta look into that in New York. Yeah. Well,
I don't know where you're gonna find any kind of
financial information exactly. Speaking of information, sin Bad, I think
(15:21):
I knew he had a stroke two years ago, but
it was just sort of nothing was reported after that,
and it's been radio silence for two years. His family
has just emerged and said, hey, just an update you
it like really quick, sim Bad, Like he's still having
trouble like walking, but like we're like on the road
to recovery for that kind of thing. We have like
(15:41):
a website you can check out if you want to
check up on him. And I was like, oh no,
that's so. I loved sim Bad. He was he was
one of my favorite child safe comedians. You know, like,
what do you know about sin Bad? Young lady? What
do you know about sin Bad? Like comedy, like the
(16:03):
history of comedy, So I have listened or watched you know,
we're an audio medium at this point right now, Um,
Sinbad's comedy among many things. I've been also like a
lifelong SNL watcher, which I'm sure is not new for
many people. But comedy was very prevalent in my home
up so all sorts of comedy. Yeah, man, strokes people
(16:25):
my family have had them, and that it can be
very debilitating and it Yeah, it can't be easy recovering.
So sim Bad, please get well. We're looking for you.
I want to laugh at you. Unless you got canceled.
I don't even know anymore. We don't be like yo, man,
you don't know about but I'm I'm fairly certain he's
upstanding human being, which is why his comedy was so
like relatable. He wasn't on some like edge lordship. Yeah,
(16:48):
let's see. Oh and finally it's beef Becca. I don't
know if you know about this. But when fucking Henry
Winkler sees Tom Cruise, it's fucking Tom Hanks. I mean
Tom Hanks. I mean Tom Hanks. You're right, I like
saying Tom Man. That would be way better Henry. What
(17:11):
I mean? Tom Hanks and Henry Winkler have a beef.
So Henry Winkler was on Watch What Happens Live, and
I mean, you gotta know Andy Cohen don't give a fuck,
Like when he's out there, they're gonna put you to
the sword on some Gotchas ship. And apparently Tom Hanks
and Henry Winkler Winkler have a beef that is almost
as old as I am, and I had no idea.
(17:32):
So this person calls in with a question and they
read their question off. They're like, hey, so, like, you know,
I heard that you were on the set of uh
Turner and Hooch and you know then suddenly like maybe
you had some kind of beef with Tom Hanks, like
and we've heard something about it. Can you tell us
what happened? And he basically goes on to be like, well,
(17:53):
you know I was I was directing for like twelve days.
And then Jeff Katzenberg calls me his office and he's like, hey,
at you're done, Like you're not doing this anymore. And
then people are like, oh, so, like what was going
on with you Tom Hanks And they're like, so, what
was it like being on set? He was like, you know,
I gotta say I love the dog and kept doing that,
(18:14):
not saying Tom Hanks, not saying, not being like shadier
than just just not acknowledging him, but really spent a
lot of energy not acknowledging. It was spicy. And you
know what, Henry Winkler was my first ever celebrity sighting
as like a conscious adult, Like I saw him in
the um enter the Houston Airport, the Bush Intercontinental, Houston Airport,
(18:37):
going to California, so you know, um, it was fun.
But that is funny to me because those are two
people that I just can't imagine beef and for what Yeah, well,
they're like the kind of beef or like the most
active it'll be will be like two men trying to
not make eye contact in the aisle of a grocery store. Yeah,
(18:58):
where it's like, oh, you're coming this way, I'm gonna
pretend I'm looking at this ship. Right here to just
kind of get out the way, because I'm not like, hey, yeah,
I'm gonna yeah, No, I'm actually looking at this corn
meal over here. Didn't see you there? Yeah, Like I
feel like they would just ignore the funk out of
each other. Although look, Henry, if you want to get
on your fonds, O g like, put that leather cope
(19:19):
back on. Let's do it. Let's see. I mean, like
I said, Henry, your stock is going up. Tom Hanks, yeah,
I don't know, it's not. I mean like people takes
away from Tom Hanks every day. Hey, come on, I don't.
I wasn't. I wasn't saying that. If anything, Chad Hanks
made Tom Hanks cooler to me. I'm like, wow, you
raised that cool last son. You must be a cool dad. Yeah, man,
(19:43):
in like a not weird problematic way that maybe he
needs to interrogate a little bit. I don't know, but
it looked like he loved cocaine summer guys. White never
forget no, I will uh and actually never remember this
should be that be the mantra for that one. Anyway,
Thank you back up for joining me. Uh. Enjoy the
(20:04):
rest of your weeks, y'all. We're gonna have a new
episode tomorrow, uh and we'll be back a few days later,
you know, because we also like to celebrate times to
be with our families. Uh So if you would give
us that little bit of respite, we would greatly appreciate it,
and we'll be back to give you more next week.
But anyway, Yeah, but eat good food, enjoying families. Donate
(20:29):
to you know, a Native American foundation if you can,
and you know, have a great weekend, y'all. Yeah, exactly,
and get those shots, you know, get get inoculated, because,
like I said, the pandemic is not over. It's just
that the like all the media just messaging to people
its own. It's not anyway, take care of yourselves and
(20:51):
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