KFCheeto’s, Gwyneth Paltrow: Ski Bully 1.31.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet. I was from two season sixty seven,
episode four Up Night Guys, the podcast where we take
a deep dive into American share consciousness. It's Thursday, January
thirty first, two thousand nine. Team. My name is Jack O'Brien,
a K. O'Brian. Oh what's my name? O'Brian, Oh what's
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don't get too for middle here. Ye all right, don't
don't criticize our food, you know. Yeah, that's because we
put garbage in our bodies. It doesn't not me. Uh
do you have to tell us the truth about that garbage?
What we are thrilled to be doing in our third
seat By the hilarious and talented comedian Marcella ar Quay.

(01:03):
There we go, Yeah, bringing it officially. Yeah, here I am. Hey,
thanks for having me, Hey, thanks for finding up. I
heard terrible things about this podcast. Yeah, you're like, let's
see if it's that fucked up? Yes, and I listened
to Lydia's episode and it is that sucked up. Yeah,
it sounds bad. Laugh. Yeah, I left you literally go,

(01:23):
oh that's how you laugh, and then looked at Anna
said can I yeah, I try to leave. Yeah, I
mean you could go at any time. All right, Hey man,
thanks for the woke Bully. I'm going onto our bite.
Thank you. What's it called the woke the woke bully?
The woke bully? That is that seems appropriate based on
your personalities thus far, Um, you're very mean, I am.

(01:46):
She was like, Jack, why do you have a seat
and then pulled the seat out. When Kate to me,
he was like, I'm a straight white male, I deserve it. Yeah,
thank you, thank you. All right, we're going to get
to know you a little bit better in a moment,
but first we're gonna tell our listeners to first of all,
go rate and review the Daily Zey Saw on Apple

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podcast you guys. It was recently brought to my attention
that we are severely under reviewed on Apple Podcasts for
the number of listeners we have. Mo Rocca just launched
a podcast where he writes obituaries called Mobituaries. It has
three episodes up and it already has more reviews than us,
and guys, you're you're huge. This gang is hugely get

(02:28):
out here that comparison game with with Morocca, uh me
and Mo are very competitive. Now this might be the
greatest podcast of all the time. I have not listened
to it, so I'll shut up, but so go review us.
We might scream it. Most seems like he has fans
that would be like efficient with their time, you guys,
seems like you got stoners as fans. We have all

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kinds of people who work as hannoitation postal. They're too busy.
Oh you mean in that sense? Okay, I get you me,
you know what I mean. They're like, I'm high, can't
do it, I'm worse. More Rocket fans just nothing to
do nothing today. They're entitled. I think it's also we
reported on what was it, errand fatigue or whatever? Burnout? Yeah, millennial,

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So they're just like the excuse I don't need to
do this. I don't think it matters. Yeah, all reviews matter,
thank you. All black reviews matter. Black reviews. Did you
clear that up? You? And second of all, we're gonna
tell our listeners what we're talking about today. More polar
vortex stuff. Guys, it just gets colder and colder. I

(03:37):
sound like the radio show at the beginning of the
day and uh, Groundhog's Day just there. That's why I
reminded myself of We're gonna talk about Jesse Smalllett and
the attack that happened in Chicago. I'm just where we're
at with that. We're gonna talk about Facebook just being
the worst. We're gonna talk about Gwyneth Paltrow also being

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the worst, and Howard Schultz to complete the trifecta just
being the worst. Um, we're gonna talk about Ariana Grande's tattoo,
what it actually means, what she intended it to mean,
KFC's planned to make a cheeto crusted fried chicken sandwich,
all of that and more. But first, Marcella, what is
something from your search history that is revealing about who

(04:20):
you are? Um? You know, the top or the last
search that I did was a thirteen number thirteen associated
with Goddesses because one of my so my this month
released my album The Woke Bully having an album released
party it echoes on Pegou in l A. And I'm
doing it on February twenty because it's my thirteen year
anniversary of doing stand up. And then I was telling

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my friend because I was like, I don't know if
I should do a party. I don't know what I
should do, and she was like, and I told her
it's also the thirteen year anniversary. She's like, oh, the
number thirteen is associated with the Goddesses and you should
look out up and read about it. So I looked
it up. I read about it was fucking boring, pointless.
I was like, this has nothing to do with me,
and so it's the connection even with their team and Goddesses,
I don't know. I stopped reading. I was like, this

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is not getting anywhere, and it was so annoying, and
I was like, this is why people don't believe this
ship because it's so fucking inundated with bullshit. So that's so, yeah,
there's a lot in there about there in there, what
is something you think is overrated? Um, I think that
when feminists try to defend the Kardashians by saying their

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good business women, that's gotta go. Women do it too.
Feminists do it too much, and it's like they're capitalists
and they're exploiting insecurities of women and really getting tired
of people defending them as like smart businesswomen. It's like
their mom was a piece of ship, take advantage of
her lack of money, and she commdified her children, and

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now they're doing it as well to the children their children.
I also hate when they fucking like capitalists. When they
do something that helps someone else, it's usually they're centering
themselves when they do it, like when Kim traded or
she got someone, um not Cintia Brown, but no, no,
there's another yes, the clemency, yes, but she centered herself.

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You know, she could have definitely done it in a
way that did not have to do a Marie Johnson yes.
And it's like it's so annoying because I'm like, dude,
they're not being helpful when they do show like that.
You know, they're like they're they're trying to write themselves
into history books, which is what I have a problem with.
So I hate that. I think that feminist defending the
Kardashians as businesswoman is overrated. Yeah yeah, because they're yeah,

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you're sort of overlooking, like you say, the business model
to of like, let me sell you this impossible body
type too. And they don't even have right that they
have to get surgery to have. Yeah. Yeah, And just billionaires,
I think we should all just agree that billionaires are
are they billion? I believe one of them. Kylie was

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on the front page of Forbes, even though she's not
self made, right, like the first billionaire born into massive wealth,
And I think that had a whole pr machine behind.
What if some of you think is underrated. I think
talking about failure in a realistic way I was underrated.
I hate when people post inspirational quotes about failure, like

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you don't just get down, you gotta get back up,
and it's like it's okay to not get back up,
you know, after you get kicked down so many times.
There's a there's a former rapper who now drums with
um a jazz band named the Do Rights, named Jay Zone,
and he has a really good book called Root for
the Villain, and it's like rap bullshit stories it's really
it's really cool. But he basically talks about how badly

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he failed as a rapper, how he made a lot
of poor decisions, and how he worked against himself. And
I love that. I love when people talk about how
they failed, like in such a big way that it
changed their whole life, and that he had to go
like he was. I think he was like keeping score
high school basketball games. Was just like like it was

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he fell off that hard and now like he was
ever on but yeah, real south and just like it,
I gotta follow my dream, so I'm just gonna keep
doing it. And no, he kind of stopped and he
was and he was very open about what he did
in between the time, how he's going to change his life.
And I love that because nobody ever wants to talk
about that ship and instead of just like stop posting

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inspirational quotes, talk about your deep dark struggles and failure,
because that is what a creates you and helps you,
but it also what manifests your destiny, is what failures
influence what's going to happen next. Yeah, I love that.
And we tend to mythologize success in a way where
it's like, well I started like this, I had a dream,
I got on and here I am. Nothing bad happened

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in between, and that's how it works, or they're very
vague about how what happened in between. You know, it's like, now,
let's talk about it. Let's talk like. I love that
Tiffany Hates talked about how she was living like homeless
and sleeping in her car. I was fortunate never to
That's not true. I stopped my car a couple of times,
but I was living out of my car for many
years and luckily always had somewhere to sleep. But um,

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it's it's important for people to hear that ship. It's
not like Tiffany just became a movie star, right, Yeah.
And I think for people who are like aspiring to
do anything, it's good to know that everyone has a
struggle at some level. It's not just a very simple
easy thing to do. And don't get down if you're
in a situation where you think, well, it's impossible, anybody
in my situation can do that, Yeah, for sure. And finally,

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what does a myth? What's something people think is true?
You know to be but I don't know. I can't
answer that because I don't I don't know. I don't
really follow that ship. So that's the only thing I
didn't prepare. Okay, it's like I do not Well, you
kind of just debunked a myth. Anyways, about two myths,
two myths, multiple myths, multiple myths. All right, cool, let's
talk about the polar vortex. Then. Oh there's a myth.

(09:42):
People think that it's cold in Minnesota right now. Yeah,
shout out to people who are sending us clips of
how cold it is out there. Yes, it looks very
fucking cold. Yeah. Remember that's like getting put boiling water
in his coffee cup and walked outside his kitchen door
through it in the air and it turned into snow,
which is such a cool trick, but it's also yeah,

(10:04):
horribly uncomfortable, right, yeah, exactly. You just snow flies out
and somebody them frozen ships like a knife. They just
hit you in the right fluid. Yeah, get away from me.
I have a friend who lives in Minnesota. His front door,
like the lock and like the all the metal on

(10:26):
it is like visibly frozen through on the inside of it,
and there's ice building up on the inside of his
windows like a frost burned freezer. Because the windows is
so cold that the moisture in the house is just
freezing to the wind. Yes, it's wild, man, it looks
like a game of Thrones. What about the door he
have to do like the Kevin Kevin put the heating ring.

(10:50):
That's what it reminded me of, because that's the last
time you saw like the door handle like a door knob.
Highly you know, temperature treated in one way or another.
But yeah, it is, it's wild. I think there's also
a movie where they like freeze a lock and then
like hit it with a hammer and it falls to pieces.
I think they did that MythBusters, And that was not true.
Damn it. As I tried to get it to a

(11:11):
safe like that. All right, Well that's kind of dust
off upside down for trying to get into I don't
worry about it. Was just you can't be bringing that
ship up. You're not gonna talk about it. Well, it
was this dude who was a drug dealer, but he
was out of his house and somebody who lived with
him said he was out, so he came through. So
did you think was in there or what? Did you

(11:31):
know that a bunch of viagra was in there? We
didn't know it was viagra, though we thought would the
other stuff. It was a viagra the other stuff, see, Alice,
you were too young to appreciate it. So the way
that this is being treated, I mean, the media is
covering this everywhere. Basically, there's a an adorable local news

(11:54):
story in Illinois where the local police arrested Elsa from
Frozen for making it so cold. And there's like two
photographs where it's like real, you know, local theater overacting
like kind of abusive to children. Her getting arrested, well,
she like looks like she's got this big frowny face

(12:15):
on and the cop is like, this would be a
whole other She's like photo up. But on the right,
what is it was to do? I've not seen Frozen?
Why are they arresting her because she made As she's
singing that song, she's deciding to like let her powers fly,

(12:36):
I guess, and her powers are to like freezing. Yeah,
and so then there's like a permanent winter for a
portion of time, and she's the In the original version,
she was the villain. Glad cops have time to do
that kind of stuff, yeah, you know, with cute pink
like weird sex dungeon handcuffs to like fuzzy, like, what

(12:59):
is that far? Yeah, he's like, I just have these
pink handcuffs storse are my daughters? I mean borrow them? Yikes.
But the way it's being covered on the right, so
one of Drudge's top stories is that this is forcing
us to rethink global warming. The way they put it
on Drudge's front pages, whatever happened to global warming? Because

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three days? And also they just have their main picture
is the screen cap from the shining of Jack Nicholson's
head frozen yet again, confusing weather with climate. Yes, So
they linked through to this article by this guy, dr
Tim Ball. He claims to be a climate scientist. He's
actually just a retired geography professor. You know, you could

(13:40):
be a geography professor. But right, so he was picked
up by the oil industry to kind of do their bidding.
He's part of all these like think tanks that are
funded by the energy industry. But there's this great article
where someone sued him for libel because he wrote an
article where he like claimed to be debunking climate science

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and was like shipping all over this dude who's like
part of the Green Party in Canada, and the judge
threw the case out. And the reason the judge through
the case out is because the dude who wrote this
article that Drudge was linking off to his Doctor Ball's
writing is not sufficiently credible to inflict damage on the
reputation of a professional climate scientist. And so Dr Ball

(14:26):
was like, wrote an article where he was like, this
is a great victory for free speech, but it was
actually the judge was like, no, this dude is like, so,
you're so full of ship that no one would believe this. Therefore,
there's no damages to this person. Despite Dr Ball's history
as an academic and a scientist. The article is rife
with errors and inaccuracies, which suggests a lack of attention

(14:48):
to detail on Dr Ball's part, if not an indifference
to the truth. The article is poorly written, does not
advance credible arguments, and basically he says, any informed person
who reads the article is unlikely to place any stock
in Doctor Ball's views, including his views of Dr Weaver.
So like the way that he asked his defense attorney

(15:09):
to like approach the case was basically in this way
to be like, look, make the argument that I'm too
stupid for anybody to believe what I was arguing. So
this is who they use, This is who they use.
This these are the people who doubt climate science. But
you have to like dig three levels deep to find this.
But this dude was defending himself from a liabel claim
by being like, nobody would take me seriously, I'm full

(15:31):
of ship in a court of law. That's like the
same ship. It's like Alex Jones, No it is. It's
exactly the same fucking defense of like, I'm so clearly
full of ship. And this is performance art, right, that's
damaging teaching or children or was teaching our children, which
is like, also proves as kids when we were kids
are instincts of like this teacher sucks, right, yeah right,

(15:55):
it's proving that theory to be true. Yeah, although I
wonder could he teach a biased version of geography where
he's like Canada is not really above America. But it's
not about what they're teaching, it's about what they're doing
in between. Your teachers are talking about ship that they
don't need to be talking about friend of kids, or
even how they treat the students, like that's the ship
that works with the kids more than the bookwork. Yeah,

(16:16):
but it's crazy to me that like somebody's willing to
just claim that climate change doesn't exist for money, just
like take money from the energy and just everybody's for
sale in some level. But that's just yeah, you know
what I mean. And then this one, this person is
really just like whatever. Man Like I'll just say, some
weird ship. I'm not even a climate scientist. Yeah, it's
not a hot take for someone who's not even in

(16:36):
that field. But anyways, I just wanted to bring this
up because I think everybody who listens to this show
is probably settled on the fact that climate change is
the thing. But this is the lead story on the
Drudge Report, which is a single page that gets more
traffic than the New York Times. And you know, your
uncle's your parents might be reading that ship. Again. I've

(16:58):
been saying this since the beginning. If you don't even
climate change, let's register, y'all so you can stick your
chest out when the climate does get so terrible and
then you can live in the places that are no
longer inhabitable due to climate change, because you know, fun
with it with the other Yeah, I mean, I think
it's that simple. Yeah, but also because you compared it
to New York Times, not like the New York Times

(17:18):
as a great resource anymore. Yeah, but a lot of
the better on this subject. I would say yeah on
that one. But then they'll do articles like can you
believe this nazis a barista and he has kids, so
like they're kind of like us, all right, we're gonna
take a quick break, we'll be right back, and we're back.

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And the number one trending thing on Google two days
ago was the name Jesse Smalett. He's an openly gay
actor who plays a gay character on the show Empire,
and he was apparently attacked at two am in the
morning going to a subway by two men in ski

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masks who you know, called him the F word, put
a noose around his neck and said this is Maga
country as they left and just beat the ship out
of him. And there's not a whole lot to add
to that. I mean, this is just it's just another
story of racism in the name of maga uh and

(18:30):
all this people again and again want to say, oh,
it's just a hat. You're just saying Maga. People know
what this is. People know the effect it has special
people of color. Man, Like half the time, I'm thinking,
am I more shook at the sight of a MAGA
hat or Confederate flag? Like, I don't know, because to me,
they signaled the same kind of thing at this point
when people have the American flag and they're probably showing

(18:51):
I ponder that as well, right, even the American flag,
right because they're in state of the world, because that's
the country. Right, because people are using their treatism or
nationalism to you know, hide behind these Like I mean,
the thing that's really sort of you know, yesterday we
were talking about talking about it, and I was sort
of exhausted because this has just become normal. But at

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the same time, it's important to point out that this
attack is very disturbing for a couple of reasons. Like one,
it feels like it could have possibly been premeditated, you
know what I mean, Like if I don't know people
who walk around ski mask and a news yeah that
is particularly cold. I can see a mask in Chicago,

(19:34):
but yeah, oh this news is meant to warm my hands. Yeah,
like that might be sliding on the ice and you
need to throw it around that quick. But like, yeah,
I think We've seen this play out over and over again,
and now the FBI is involved because they seem to
believe that there were a lot of other communications of
like threats prior to this um because he's been an

(19:56):
outspoken critic of Yeah, and again this is the kind
of ship that happened. People are being attacked for their activism,
and you'd hope that at this point to the media,
a lot of outlets are really quick to first be
like it was a homophobic attack that was racially charged,
and they are much easier to give the label homophobic
before saying racist, which is so weird to me that
it's still like, oh, yeah, yeah, we know homophobia is racism.

(20:18):
Not right. It's like it was charged when they you know,
calling him nigger and ship like that, And that's very
clear to me what you're trying to do when you
say ship like that in attacking someone violently. So again,
please spare me your defenses of what the MAGA branding
does for people or what you think it communicates to people.
It's also funny that people were like Chicago, It's like, yeah,

(20:40):
you know where Kanye is from. Here was a MAGA hat.
So it's like anybody can support. I mean that ship
is everywhere. I mean, I mean, like that mentality is
not exclusive to just a couple of states that that
went red. You know what I mean that ship is.
There's people in my mother's neighborhood who have Trump ship
out in their lines. And North Hollywood, Oh dude, I'm
from Modesto and people, and you know, it's still California,

(21:00):
but that's a red county, you know, like it's all over.
And I had a show there um last week, and
I like made sure that the newspaper was, like, I
offend conservatives because I want I don't want them to
come to my show. I don't want them to feel. Well,
we did a great job with your abortion tweet. I remember,
along with that gift of the moonwalking with the shopping

(21:21):
cart my favorite. I mean, my mom, take that video?
Did you were? I think costs less is? Oh my,
you hit that moonwalk? Fucking that was I was doing
since I've been doing that since I was eleven. Okay,
well with the shopping cart makes it a whole other Wait,
so what happened? You just moon walking with the shopping cart?

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So the tweet was I hate when people taught me
I look good holding a baby, which is true. I've
had people tell me that. It's usually like Latina old
Latina's like I might sell it looks so good. You
should have one happened to me all the time, which
was like. The other funny thing about that tweet was
like people were like, there's no way anyone said that.
I was like, why how do you get to tell

(22:02):
me what I've been talking about, that you look good
holding a baby? And then uh, and so I said,
I look good holding a baby, but I look good
because I look good period. You should just see me
have an abortion. Breathtaking. I'm breathtaking, literally taking someone's breath.
It's beautiful. So what's his name? Ben Shapiro got ahold
of the tweet that Walsh dude got ahold of the tweet,

(22:24):
which isn't the first time they've made me go viral
with a with a quote unquote offensive tweet because last
summer I said, um, if a few old white conservative
men have to die in order for the gun control
you should to get discussed. I'm willing to take that
risk when that Senator baseball game shooting happened. But yeah,
but I was working at Bill Knight who's I'm wearing
his socks writing him on my sox right now. But um,

(22:44):
I was working at bill Knights, so they got ahold
of that and the fact that they were trying to
get me fired, and one of the EPs tried to
pull me aside and be like, you can't be doing
that stuff. You need to lead in, you need to
take down that you work for us because you might
not be asked back. And I was like, oh, I
don't want to back. I don't care. I'd have really
cool ways of quitting. Yeah, I have great anyway, so

(23:06):
that those they attacked me and I don't give a
ship like I can't like, it's so funny how people
try to hurt my feelings online. I'm like, you guys,
my dad called me a cunt when I was twelve.
There's no hurting my feelings. And also everything what you're
doing is just on this screen is a screen while
I look out and experienced life. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's
also like just funny to me help serious people take

(23:27):
anything that they read online, which is what you're you know,
going back to the Drudge Report. It's like, Jesus Christ,
you guys, take a fucking break. Talk to people around you. Um,
and yeah, my mom hated that joke, and yes we had.
I had old white ladies walk out on the show
last week when I did it. I don't care anyway,
So I tweeted, um a gift of me a jiff

(23:48):
a gift who depends on the side draw on of
me moonwalking in a grocery store with a shopping cart,
because I was like, here's my reaction to getting ad
about my tweet. I don't I truly don't give a ship.
It's truly. There's what's funny is like I can't be
like I can't be fired because nine times in the
town I don't care about any place I work. And
also I'm a comedian. People will always hire me for

(24:08):
saying wild ship. Like sometimes that's the reason people hire me.
I say wild shit. Um, by my album The Woke Bully. Wait,
you have an album, yeah, coming out. It's called The
Woke Bully. It's February first, so it'll be tomorrow. Yeah yeah,
and um, so you can stream it, you can download it.
There's a couple of jokes that download if you preorder it.

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So all right, it's very funny. I'm crazy impressed that
you can moon walk, I can in person, and Michael
Jackson really, yeah, I've been doing since I was a kid,
so I can do it later. I guess. Yeah, we're
gonna have to take that off my Alright, guys, let's
talk about Wyneth Patrow speaking of incredibly talented people. Speaking

(24:53):
of talented people, we got a couple of stories going
with GP. So, first of all, she was involved in
a ski slope hit and run, which I slope hidden run.

(25:13):
So a doctor, yes, how why does that make you
not feel like to achieve? I can't when I was
like thirteen, almost killed myself. You were raising a blue
collar house, but yeah, in a Deer Valley ski resort
in Utah. This doctor is saying that he was just

(25:34):
minding his own when Gwyneth Paltrow smashed into him from behind,
broke four of his ribs. He was he was knocked
out and had a brain injury, and he's suing her
and the resort for three point one million dollars, you
know what I mean. So this is a frontal quotes
as according to Sanderson and his lawyer's, Paltrow was skiing
down the slope behind Sanderson when she let out a

(25:55):
quote hysterical scream like King Kong. First, first of all,
King Kong does not scream like a history. I don't
know what. Yeah, I'm trying to think of a sound
that King Kong made during the course of the movie. Yeah,
which would be even if that's how premeditated if you

(26:18):
asked me, right, Yeah, crashing him and then she landed
on him. Then allegedly Paltrow got up skied away after
the resort instructor accompanying her beerrated Sanderson for quote taking
out Gwyneth Paltrow. Uh so this guy is saying he
was legit concussed what was laying face down in the snow,
and then his friend was with him and was like

(26:40):
trying to get him up, and the ski instructors like,
your buddy just took out Gwynneth and then they fucked
off together. This is the perfect example of why you
can't believe all women. I always thought of ski instructors
as being so down to earth and like chill, but yeah,
if anything is serious, Yeah, well so then they say.

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After the crash, Sanderson's personality changed and he suffered memory
problems as a result of his brain injury. He alleges,
he told reporters at times he quote felt mentally ill
and couldn't function in the months following the incident. Then
I don't know why they add this. According to Sanderson,
Paltro allegedly had lunch with her entourage and family and
had a massage after the incident. She was stressed out

(27:23):
hers and then she was like, I hit that man,
I'm so stressed. I get her story. Her story checks
out right, but yeah, they're saying so now, but she
is actually considering a counter suit. Oh shit, I mean,
because she was saying, he hit me. Do you have
any idea how bad this makes her look? That she

(27:44):
almost killed this dude. I mean, I don't know. This
is such a weird story of like people being like
because then the guy also had like some shade to
throw at the resort. He's like people on that at
that resort they don't know what they're doing. They don't know,
they just want to look posh. And it's like now
you have like this level of like ski culture shade
built into it. It's like this is lame's rich lames

(28:05):
come here. The only way to solve this has got
to get judge Judy up in this bit. She knows
how to cut through the bullshit. This does seem like
a Judge Judy. Could you imagine her like sir, what's
your story? And then looking at going to patro and
you miss. She's like, I didn't say you could talk.
She's probably more risk than Gwyneth at this point, because
didn't she signed like some two million dollars deal recently.

(28:27):
I don't know, but she has a fat ass. What
my boy, judas shy as a as a woman with
no ass. I appreciate a woman with a nice ass,
Judge Judy, But Judge Judy booty, I wish you guys
could see miles of space. Wow, you're welcome. Everybody at home,

(28:53):
pull over, take a moment for everybody to usoul google
at as. Oh she's sporting curves. Wow? Sorry are we
still recording for you? Judge Judith? I know, man, live
your best life, mam, I'm not mad at you. Um anyways,

(29:16):
I can I can really got thrown off? Uh um,
I do buy that though that like this uh like
by the sounds of that ski instructor, like it's a
real like celebrity culture, like you've gotten Gwynne's way, bro, right,

(29:40):
I can't. I can totally see that ship happening. America
is such uh star fucking culture that yeah, yeah, it's true.
But I'm surprised that there was a quote that the
the guy like poked him away with his ski pole,
like the fucking pour the funk out of Gwyne's way.
Al Right, Well, another thing that when I did this
week is helped legitimize the presidential consideration or campaign consideration

(30:07):
of Howard Children not shed what cunt so let's review.
He was on sixty Minutes at the beginning of this
week and he claimed that he was going to run
as a third party candidate to represent the silent majority,
like literally quoting Richard Nixon's racist campaign about how the

(30:32):
silent majority of this country is like scared of people
of color basically, And then he had a campaign stop
where somebody just shouted at him, don't help elect Trump,
you egotistical billionaire. Go back to being ratioed on Twitter,
asshole assholes. That well, somebody censored it because that was

(30:55):
at the Barnes and Noble thing. No, I at another event.
In the quote that I'm reading from the store pizza coffee,
he would never enter, Yes, someone asked him a question
about what he texts the rich, and he was like,
I don't want to get into hypotheticals about what I
would do. If it's like, bro, that's the whole fucking
point of running. Nobody's working with you. Then yeah, Like

(31:19):
it's also just you're supposed to answer those questions when
people ask you those questions about what you would do
as a president, matter what the subjec slippery, don't be slippery.
It's already proved that you don't what the funk you're
up to. He called the Medicare for All American American,
but then he had to walk it back because everyone
like he realized, like, oh, people want. Then he goes
on the news. That's the thing he's learning. He's learning

(31:41):
what the people actually wants. It's happening because then he
goes back, goes, oh, I just want to clarify my
statement on that. I didn't mean it's it's not American.
I just mean it's not affordable, right, Okay, my guy,
And then he's like, well, you know Starbucks, you know
I gave people insurance, which is true, like he did
help part time people get insurance or whatever. But into
act like you're the king of like you know, woke

(32:03):
healthcare policies and just being like unamed because then, yeah,
he was on Morning Joe and they're like, how much
is a box of cereal? Eighteen hows box of cereals?
And he's like, I don't need cereal? Yes, and they
just let him get away with that. Okay, what sereal
do you eat? That? That would be the follow up question.
Now they were just like, oh, it's three forty. Uh,
They're just like right name when he's like the shrew hoops,

(32:29):
I don't know circles, red circles, the colored circles. So
this is where we get to Gwyneth Paltrow because she
has a podcast, a Goop podcast to improve the lads
of women everywhere with pseudo scientific yes and as a
testimony to just his decision making acumen, he decided that

(32:52):
that would be a good follow up to his sixty
minutes hop on the on the podcast and to let
people know he means business. You know, like you might
think he's an idealistic, like kind of full of shit
CEO CEO billionaire because just because he thought that he
could fix racism by writing, let's talk about racism on

(33:14):
people's Starbucks. I mean that was and asking his baristas
that did solve racism? Actually, right, I feel problem with racism.
Oh wait, no the story before this, because okay, good
try though. But anyways, so he went on there and
went with Paltrow and he talked for a while about
how divisive the rhetoric on both sides of the political

(33:37):
divide are. Uh, and Gwyneth Paltrow is worried about how
that rhetoric will affect her kids. Um, and he was like,
that's why you need me in the middle. What. Yes,
they talked about hateful rhetoric that defines the contemporary political debate.
Is she worried though, because for her kids, that they're
gonna flame her kids for her acts, right, because he

(33:59):
was like, wait your apple, Yeah, I mean I want
to say I think that is where a lot of
this comes from, is that these people are you know,
multi multimillionaires, hundred millionaires, billionaires, and they recognize that a
lot of the rhetoric coming from the left is kind
of hostile towards them because because they're hoarding resources, hoarding

(34:19):
resources from wild people are starving the country. Just a
quick like excerpt from the interview, Schultz, I'm drinking tea
actually instead of coffee because I've got a cold. Paltrow,
Are you allowed to drink tea? Schultz? I'm totally allowed
to drink tea. Paltrow, you are, okay? I guess they
sell tea at Starbucks Schultz, Yes we do. Oh my god,

(34:44):
you know that's divisive, hard hitting? Um, are you allowed
to drink tea? Right? Getting to the bottom of ship?
You know what I mean? She was trying to see
if he had a caffeine addiction, right, Yes, trying to
find out good for her. He was really cut into
the important stuff. Yes, he, by the way, also gives

(35:04):
people bags of tea as as gifts, just loose tea. Yeah,
because he's wins the story in a break that tea
bags bitches, So that that's hard hitting journalism. Yes, nikes.
I mean I hope you know people think that he's

(35:28):
a piece of ship billionaire who shouldn't voted for. I
think they they'll get that, and that he's merely just
trying to cut the line. Because he's a billionaire, he
doesn't have to fucking actually win a you know, a
battle of ideas to actually get the nomination and it'll
just be like, oh, buy my way into disrupting the
election and maybe getting Trump elected. Although he was he
really wanted to make clears like I would never do

(35:49):
anything that would give Trump any kind of advantage. But
when you look at it, I mean, if you look
at it in very black and white terms, a third
party candidate would only but most likely helped Trump. But
see Howard Schultz doesn't see black and white. He's color blind.
Because I've ended racism at Starbucks. You could be Mocha,

(36:10):
you could be Makato skinned. I just didn't think i'd
see a Ross Perot situation right right for this. Yeah,
and here we are. I mean, you know, hope enough
people just getting his face and like, bro, get the
funk out, don't do this ship. It's just so rich
that I can't imagine that you listen. Because Mike Bloomberg,
who is also another billionaire who has constantly thought about

(36:31):
entering as a third party candidate, he was even like, yo,
I've done it, you don't want it, don't do it.
And he's probably got beef with mikel like he's a hater,
So I'll do what they the same bitches probably mistresses. Yeah, anytime,
I just anytime. I'm hopeful that he's going to have

(36:55):
a moment where he comes to a realistic conclusion. I
come back to that campaign where he's encouraging his burrist
as to have conversations about race. It's an emotional issue,
but it is so vitally important to the country. Was
his quote. If a customer asks you what this is,
try and engage in a discussion that we have problems
in this country with regards to race and racial inequality.

(37:17):
We believe we're better than this, and we believe the
country is better than this. That's how he wanted to
address We believe we're bet in this, the country is
better in this, and well, you won't address it. And
if we do what I mean the most passive way
fucking possible. That's how serious this issue is. Yes, that's
the type of person. How did he think these interactions
would play out that someone'll go, what then is this? Wait?

(37:38):
What is racism? But that's the problem is he's so disconnected.
It's not like he has black homies, you know, that
are having these actual real contexts. He's like he's he'll
have like the most basic conversations with people that are
probably networking with him or trying to get something out
of him. So he's allowed to navigate those conversations because
they're not trying to lose their connect. So he thinks

(37:59):
he's being dr He's like, you know, I was talking
down to Keith over there, you know, my black intern.
He told me it was a good idea, and it's like, Yo,
he was trying to keep his fucking job. He's trying
to be a paid The only race I care about
is the human race. And he started weeping right there,

(38:20):
And uh so, I think we just need to get
that saying out in front of the people. You know,
it's an emotional issue if it goes from ask yeah,
you just say we have problems in this country with
regard to race and racial inequality. We believe we're fours. Also,
who fucking I haven't even had my cup of coffee yet.
I don't want to talk about ship with anybody. Yeah,

(38:42):
have you ever had a conver I mean, aside from
like a local neighborhood coffee show where you know the
people intimately all the time, I've never really engaged people
unless I'm just working with them and just having fun
or something. Never like, yo, man, what's how are you
feeling about that? Also, they're all seventeen, right, Well that's
who really is going to solve seventeen year old with memes?

(39:07):
I just sounded old. Alright, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back, and we're back, and let's talk
about Ariana Grandes oh Man hand tattoo. Let's talk about

(39:29):
her hand. First of all, her hand looks waxy. Her
hand looks like a doll's hand. Sure looks like it's
made of it. It's just the lighting. It's just it's
it's moisturized. But you know, she did the cool thing
like all people who aren't Japanese or Chinese like do
and get kanji characters tattooed on them without really doing,

(39:51):
without speaking to a Japanese person, or just doing using
the Google Translate at real quick, like what's seven rings? Well,
I mean this feels like a Google Translate thing where
it's like Google Translate could funk it up a little bit,
like it's not technically correct, but it like could go
through some translation. So yeah, So she had that song
seven Rings, and in the video there's Japanese written in

(40:13):
it with the proper Japanese for seven rings written in it,
which is not not so no, you'd be up, which
means seven rings. As the resident black and est person,
I had to jump in on this story because it's
just so funny to me. This ship happens all the
time where people just take kanji very literally. So she
has two characters on her hands. The first one is seven,

(40:35):
the other one is can be read as rings, but
kanji and these characters can be read multiple different ways
between depending on what other characters are paired with. So
in this context, what it says to me is sheeting,
which means a charcoal grill, got it, like a traditional
Japanese charcoal grill. Is what her hand tattoo says now

(40:57):
very aggressively brutally. If you go, yes, that one means
seven and that one means rings. But if I'm looking
at that ship together, that ain't seven rings. You would
need to have nuts. And then like afterwards, I think
she she took the image down and was like, yeah,
I know I could have done it. It was like
a very half asked just sort of like she definitely

(41:18):
cried and yeah, it's not the worst thing that's happened
to her this year. I know, right, sad crazy, I mean,
look god, but yes she was, Like indeed, I did
leave out the other part that we should have gone
in between. It hurts like ship and still looks tight.
I wouldn't have lasted one more symbol l m a oh.
But this spot also appeals a time and won't last.
So if I miss it enough, I'll suffer through the

(41:39):
whole thing next time. Oh my god. Also, that song
is not even that good, right, she did it for
one of her songs, and it's like a song that's
just coming out right now. That's her last the last one. Yeah,
it's her most recent single. I don't know why. Yeah again.
A palm tattoo is so weird too, Like finger ones,
I get on the back of whatever, but the palm
is like aggret. Yeah, and people I know what palm

(42:02):
tattoos like. They're they're out there, they're out there. They
got drug problems. OK. I don't want to say that,
but yeah, they got they got drug problems. Man, Like
you don't need to have me, Like y'all got the
iron Man thing on my palm, so I'll go like this,
it looks like, well, iron Man and hand looked like,
and I'm like, please put my TV back together. Oh man,

(42:24):
people dabbling in appropriation. I feel bad for her because
she's so stupid. Yeah, it's just because you know, she
really wanted it to be that tight, you know. But
you know what's funny is that whole song has a
preparation written all over it. Now, like with the whole
you know, she may have stolen from this person we
found all that drama and then the video being stolen

(42:45):
from What the fun is that fool's name? The fucking
trap pounds, pink everything, pink change, thank you and um
so that ship got You would think she would have
stopped everything, you know what I mean, all that ship
building up. Yeah, you would have thinked she would have
been like, you know, maybe I should just let like
this song already has bad memories. Let me just move on.
The problem is coming out like whatever. Yeah, And she

(43:07):
was smart. She would be like, I would like to
announce my new partnership with Kawasaki Charcoal Grill Company, Like
let's turn a negative into a positive. Yeah. Then I
would be like, you know what, you've got a sense
of humor and you're that's a business person right there.
Negative into a positive. Wait, what was the song that
she was appropriating. I think like there was a Soldier

(43:29):
Boy Flow. She took Soldier Boys Flow. Princess Nokia accuser
of stealing the I don't know if it was a
lyric or the melody, which was not true. Princess Nokia
played herself on that ship because she's stolen from Kaliuchies.
But then the video was the imagery two Chains, so
it was a lot of pink trapouse. Yes, it's all

(43:49):
pink trap house, which is like, I get it, it's
all pink, but then that's just a color. But but
I think that's also too when like you don't engage
enough with the media and then you have people around
you who don't really have ideas like this I'm thinking
for the video based on the Pinterest board, on other
people's work. That's also when when social media comes in handy,
it's like listen to people. If like, if enough people
are talking, just be like, all right, what's the problem here,

(44:10):
you know, just take it into consideration. It's also just
like I don't think one of us could make that
same mistake because we have people around us who are
honest with us. Whereas if you're as famous as her,
You're surrounded by people who just are like, yeah, man,
that's cool, Like, don't don't worry about checking it, don't
worry about like speaking with the actual speaker of the language.

(44:34):
I don't think we'll ever experience that kind of success.
We'll have actual sycophans, I know, man, But we want
to so bad. Is that a level people aren't like,
I want to get on so big. I don't think
that they noticed it because I was with Hassan Hassan Minaj,
my close personal friend. I was with him when he
was doing the first taping of his show. I was
there and I was like jumping in because I was like, no, man, no, like,

(44:55):
don't you're not going to wear this? Like you need
to be like this, I don't listen to the executive producers. No, dude.
And then his wife was so happy because sometimes she's
the only one that tells him no, and like so
many of his homies or like bro bro, and I'm like, oh,
that's fucking stupid, and you're not in your stepping I
remember even telling him like you're stepping on people's laughs.
And even though it doesn't matter for for the cut,

(45:18):
for the show. I was like that the audience shifts
in their in their response to if you're gonna cut
off their laughter, they're gonna stop laughing, and then you're
going to internalize that as a performer. I was like,
stop listening to the EP. I don't give a funk
what he says, like, don't don't don't tell him, I mean,
don't let him tell you that. You don't have to
worry about people's laughs. You have to, but the connection
is with the people. But like, that's the problem is

(45:40):
when you do get that big, none of your homies
one because they're afraid they're going to lose their job
or something, you know, and I don't have. Like I said,
I don't have a fucking job to lose. And I
know our friendship will be fine because you know he
loves me. But it's just like you have to be
the bad guy sometimes even with the people you love.
It's almost like every famous person needs a woke bully.
They need a woke bully. I'm buy the album drop

(46:01):
in February first the Woke Bully on tour. The only
job you have, Marcella, is to be the realist one
in the room. You know, what I mean no, but yeah,
I mean, like it's it is funny even like people
who are close to them, you think they could still
maintain the same level of oh my god, that they don't.
They get scared because they're they're on the payroll like
you that that's what's fucked up about those situations is

(46:22):
you end up paying your friends to hang out with you.
There's a comic who's very popular shall remain nameless, who
he has openers are all people he pays a lot
every week, right, not just be on the road with him,
but they have to have meals with him, they have
to hang out with him, they have to schedule with him.
And it's like, yo, imagine being on the literal payroll,

(46:43):
a friend payroll, and yeah you're the opener, but like
you don't get to like challenge any You have to
do material that only satisfies his audience because you're scared
to lose that job. Like they're so it's so fucked
and people, but that's the thing. People are motivated by money.
People want to pay their bills. But like, dude, fucking
gets get a bad bone. Fuck notoriously down to earth
person Bano once said a thing about this that I

(47:08):
actually think it's smart. He was like, if you look
around and like more than half of the people you're
eating with are being paid by you, then you're probably
an asshole that you're not paying. Um. There's also some
news in the world of tattooed pop artists because young
singer songwriter named Kelsey Carter may have tattooed Harry styles

(47:32):
face face, possibly as a publicity stunt, and Harry Styles
stands there like, no, it's not real, it can't be real.
She's just doing it to like, yeah, because they're afraid that, Like,
I think she just raised the fucking bar. She's like, Okay, well,
I'm a tattoo. Harry's whole face pawned my face like
one of those Korean spaw masks. Right. That's she revealed

(47:55):
it in an Instagram post with a famous tattoo artist.
It's got the like it kind of swollen. It doesn't
look it doesn't look totally right. Right, it doesn't look
totally wrong. I mean it does look totally wrong, but right, yeah,
I mean, look, if you did it, poor poor you.
But if you're also doing like you know how to
fire up the internet outrage machine. Just by being like, oh,

(48:17):
this motherfucker got Harry Styles tattered on your face. Well,
then also bravo to you from amulating. If it's just marketing,
I mean, hats off, that's what everybody not hats literally off.
I'm losing my hand. Yeah, let's talk, KFCA. Look there,
as we always do. They created a sandwich that nobody
asked for, but I will probably try because I didn't

(48:39):
even think. I'm not is creative enough to know what
my own stoner needs are. But they have a Cheeto
fried chicken sandwich. Now, when you say Cheeto fried chicken
sand okay, now let me let me be clear. Okay,
this is from the press release. Made by coating a
juicy handbread extra crispy Chicken fil A with special Cheeto
sauce and placing it on a toasted bun with mayo
and a layer of crunchy cheet knows the Cheeto sandwich

(49:01):
will give you a blast of cravable Cheetos in every bite.
This seems like the step you do before you actually
create the sandwich where the fried breading is Cheeto. That's
what you needed to do to deliver on the premise
of this sandwich. It seems like something they should have
done to be like, Okay, this tastes really good. Now

(49:21):
let's and like the textures work. Let's try and create
I mean it looks pretty aggressive. Like the Cheeto sauce
is probably just orange chemical goo that tastes like cheese.
And then there's Cheetos because you know, you like a
little crunch in your sandwich. But if you've had a
fried chicken sandwich, your mouth is watering? Are I just
like to eat sandwiches? Yeah? What's your favorite sandwich? Fuck? Bro?

(49:42):
Are you asking me that? Stay on topic? Like, I
like a good uh salami with turkey sandwich. You know, pavilions.
You can build your own sandwich. So I do um
salami and turkey artichokes and uh you know, like mustard
and mayo, pickles and stuff. It's real fucking good. And

(50:05):
if they have the sprouts, that's even better. And never
come by in salami with turkey. Oh man, it's great.
It's great because I'm like, oh, I'm being kind of healthy.
It was only half salon. Yeah, definitely, well, but I
get double meat, so a little tricky, but they got
the art chokes. Um, and if you're lucky, they'll be like,
we're charging you extra and then they don't. There you go.

(50:25):
They try to put you off with that, but it
doesn't ye. Yeah, but right now it's only being tested
in a few restaurants in North Carolina, Virginia, and Georgia.
That's why it's just a cheeto, right that's hell you
come west, Yeah you got. That's why I was wondering
where they were testing it, because I was like, who
the funk would And it's like that's like white trash food.
But I would eat it. I mean, yeah, I would

(50:46):
try it. Yeah, you know I wouldn't. No, no, I'm
saying I would try one. Who thank God? But I
don't know if I would go back for a Cheeto.
That's like if the Cheeto displays in front of me,
I always go for the hot Cheetos. Oh you have to. Yeah,
but see the Burger King has mac and Cheetos right now,
and I think Taco about the cheetos ca CD or

(51:07):
they had one, right, so doritos locos Taco and we're
just like, what the fun? And then it is that
not us. There was that one Cheetos Hot Cheetos pop
up restaurant right there on dude. The reservations sold out
within this like two seconds. But the menu was pretty

(51:28):
much like, all right, I'm if I'm high and have
the right ingredients, I can make this ship. Yeah. I
mean that's all that is. That's all cooking, is you idiot,
just getting high getting the ingredients. Damn. Yeah, I've been
sucking up bad Yeah, I've been eating like a fork
and ship. The food part. I think that for the

(51:48):
next hundred years people are going to be trying to
capture the mashup of the Dorritos Locos taco, just like
the perfection of that where everyone heard it and was
just like, yeah, well, then what's the next it collab wave,
That's what I'm saying. I don't think I think they
got it right on the first one, and now everybody's
just gonna be like trying. And I would try someone

(52:09):
with Funnians. Really, I don't know if you can figure
out a way to use it creative. Yeah, but that
that one was like doesn't really does that have the
Yeah it would be kind of interesting. Yeah, that texture
is good. M anyway, we'll have to go to the lab.
And by that I mean smoke weed in the parking
lot let's talk about Justin Bieber the I mean, yo,

(52:32):
he's trying to be out here like some fashion genius
right now with his new brand called Club Drew or
Drew Club or whatever funk is called. And it just
it's all fucking shades of beige corduroy. Yeah, and I
do not understand what he is trying to do exactly.

(52:52):
It's a khaki version of the Rashnishi. Like, it's all
just different shades of the same color. Everybody's wearing the
same ship, so they're not sayings like BBS something exactly. Look,
it's all very neat. Uh. You know, A hundred dollar
hoodie that's just fucking brown is not the wave either.

(53:14):
Is a eighteen dollar pair of shorts that just say
Drew across the crotch. The prices are fucking ridiculous, but
his die hard fans will buy it, and if he
makes a limited edition, they'll sell out. Yeah, I mean
certain things have already sold out, Like even the pants
that to me are just because you got like you
got like a cool casual style to you. Imagine if

(53:35):
you're in the middle of no where, you're fucking loser
as teenager or early twenties. You don't have no fucking
sense of style, and nobody around your dress is cool.
Like the celebrity to tell you, the celebrity to tell
you what the fun to put on, and that's what
and they have money to blow. Maybe their fucking Taco
Bell savings is up there. Yeah, I got just been
and that's it. I mean, it's very like, you know,

(53:56):
it looks like grunge era kind of design. It feels like,
uh like, were those corduroy shorts if they didn't have
drew written on the crutch, what's weird? Because it's just
burnt out, like the text out of the fabric. That's stupid.
I don't know. I think you know he had too
many one too many drunk conversations with Kanye, right, yeah,

(54:16):
well that seems like the thing he's trying to emulate here. Yeah,
because remember he came out with that fucking World War three. Look,
everybody's like wearing tattered everything right right, and people are
like that's new and it was like, you know, muted colors.
It's like, how would you spend money on that? Well,
and then this is like another like level of derivation
because you're like, okay, I'm gonna take the very just

(54:37):
bland beige look and then make everything back. He made
the cheeto version exactly instead the hot cheet. I mean, look,
I think we should all. Let's give it a shot.
Let's put our money together. We'll buy a hundred and
forty dollar hoodie, ninety dollar hoodie. I'm sorry, yes, take
turns wearing it and see if we can be good narcs.

(54:57):
Do we know what Drew is referencing? I have no idea.
The Drew League, dr Drew Horrible. Guess it's going Drew House,
my man Drew House. Whatever he's like, I drew it.
I think he probably could be because all these designs

(55:22):
Drew by well any about Us section, it just says
Drew House is a place where you can be yourself.
Blah blah blah blah hs d b k as j
d f h L. We're like, you don't care, come chill, okay.
By the legit about us section, the blah blah blah
with the the ship I read out, blah s d

(55:44):
b k as j d f h L, A home,
a little bit of home, Row mixing with white people
get to do whatever they want. Yeah, and it's look
when you got fans, though, I know you can't do
anything be like I have a sht since Drew. It's
all court. None of the designs are of any kind
of forms you've never seen before. So interesting. I'm gonna

(56:06):
take out one. I love you, but only got drue.
I used to the school of the guiding around word backwards.
Oh my god, Yo. Earlier when I just took the
screen grab of the website, ship was still on sale.
I'll go back. Everything sold outing and miles. You should
have jumped on that ship. I could have had a

(56:28):
hundred for corduroy shorts. I mean, I'm sure it's like
some hype past reseller that's just out here, like buying
them all and then reselling them like choice for price. Well,
in what is probably the technical opposite of stealing a
bunch of teenagers taco bell money, a corporation in the
UK is giving back to their employees. Well, it's all

(56:53):
the which is a German when they operate up they've
operated in Europe and the UK stores had a record
two thousand eighteen huge profits and they decided to give
some of it to their employees. I can't believe this.
What what kind of corporation. Are they sharing their profits
with their workers? So what's their angle? I don't know, man,

(57:13):
I don't know. I don't know. I don't trust it.
But apparently, you know, they're giving bumps that put them
above what most would call the like a real living
wage according to like government, when you sort of relate
that to the government required minimum wage, they're going beyond that.
How does that help their bottom line? I don't know, man,
I mean, the shareholders are probably pissed, you know. And

(57:34):
that's that's the thing that I wanted to flag this
because this is this is the slow, you know, slow
slippery slope into socialism. Uh and you know we're trying
to avoid that, you know, so shut but you know,
but what's crazy when you look at they were sort
of comparing like the wages of like if you're a
manager at this grocery store, their base pays around forty
four thousand pounds around fifty eight thousand dollars. That's more

(57:55):
than double what a new police officer would make in
that area. Oh wow, So good company work for and
the I think the I fire recall correctly. Their wine
is pretty good too. Oh, really, get the cheap discount
wine real quick. A story this reminds me of is
back when um, like the economy was like going through

(58:16):
the roof, Like if you looked at the stock market,
you mean when Trump became president. Right when Trump became
president and fixed the economy, I was going through the roof.
He's the best president ever. And then it was announced
that earnings, like people's average earnings were rising, and Wall
Street got spooked by that. They were scared that people's
earnings were rising because that's not good for the bottom line,

(58:38):
and so like the stock market went down, Like that's
our system guys right there, Like this story is like
the sort of thing that would cause this company's stock
to fall through the fucking floor. They were like, we
have no confidence in the management at this point of this. Yeah,
what's the same ship too, Like a lot of people
when you think about all these a lot of digital

(58:58):
newsrooms closed up, or how to lay out do a
lot of layoffs in the last week. We almost like,
couldn't the money have been found in your CEO pay
taking a smaller cut? What I know, man, I know,
it's like crazy shit, but it's but it's those simple
logic steps that I feel like more people need to
begin sort of thinking about It's like those people are gone,

(59:20):
so the people at the top can maintain their check. Right.
But that's the problem with working in a capitalist society, right,
I mean, when you are employed by someone whose endgame
is just getting rich as fuck, like, of course the
bottom employees are gonna get sucked over. I also just
like I don't understand how anyone could believe that any
kind of artistic job, or any job in general is guaranteed.

(59:43):
Like I that I don't get. It's like unless you're
trying to build your own ship. Like, but I'm back
to stop being motivated by money. Like, that's the problem
with a lot of people is they're motivated by money
and um, and that's both at the top end at
the bottom. You know, people aren't motivated to make themselves happy.
That's a real issue. Do you sort of live in
your sense when you say you're not motivated by money,

(01:00:04):
that you don't let that affect your decision making, because
if you keep your happiness at the forefront, your success
or your abundance will occur just poured out of that. Yeah,
it's true. And and the money can come or will come.
You know if you if you believe, I mean, it's
it's unique to me because I don't have family to feed,
you know, so it's like I don't shoot on anybody

(01:00:24):
who has to do what they gotta do to support
their family. But you know, when when people are shocked
that they would lose. No disrespect to anybody at BuzzFeed,
but it's like, yo, you work in art technically, you know,
like our jobs are not easy to maintain for the
rest of our lives or justify to people who are
like exactly oriented exactly and for you know, the CEO

(01:00:47):
to do what he did. Yeah, it sucks, but that
fool had a vision and then you've essentially worked for him,
so he gets to call it shots. That's what's fucked
about it. Thank god in California we have laws to
protect you know, they're the work that you know, the
vacation and sick pay that they're going to get right
right there. But that's also part of why you know,
people have to unionize and get that ship going so
that the government works to our benefit. But I think

(01:01:09):
the problem is when people look at ship like going
back to what you're saying, it's like, Okay, the stock market,
they stop investing or whatever the fucking ship is. But
it's like, who fucking cares what they think? You know, Like,
if you're working like those guys are to make sure
that their employees are taken care of, that's how you
should run a fucking business and stop worrying about how
people want to invest or don't want to invest, because
it's like, who cares about those people? The money will

(01:01:33):
come well, yeah, especially or if you have like a
company who's like, you know, their mission is to actually,
you know, equally benefit the people who are putting the
work in that benefit the people at the top. I'm
sure that would motivate other people. If you're selling something,
they'd be like, oh, I funk with this because it's
not just going to the one dude, like everybody's getting
on from your purchase. But you know, that's I guess

(01:01:54):
that's phase two. Yeah, I get. I think I'm very
lucky because I grew up in a household where my
parents are their own business, and part of the business
was making sure they serve as lower income you know,
the teinos that didn't speak English and anyone that was
lower income, and and sometimes my parents would accept pay however,
people could pay a bag of almonds. It would be like, yeah, okay,
that's what he does, so he gives us almonds. Oh

(01:02:14):
we got a guy who works, you know, for winery,
so that they would give us wine, you know. And
I so I'm lucky that I grew up with that
because I don't think that it's weird, right, rather than
your mom being like, let's get you to this audition. Yeah,
tell them how good that flat? Tell me, or just
like you know, having them be like, oh, we can't
service you because you don't have two you know, it's like,
all right, let's figure this out right right right there,

(01:02:36):
Like you're a human being, yeah, I mean I can
respect your humanity. Yeah, And I feel like that's lacking
in a lot of business structure. You know. It's like, well,
what the funk, dude, what are we doing if we're
not helping each other out? You said it right, the
realist one in the room. I'm the woke bully bit
There we Go. Album available now February first, Marcella, It
has been a pleasure having you. Where can people find

(01:02:58):
you on social media? At Marcella Calm. It's spelled Marseilla
Comedy So that's all my social media, so follow me
everywhere on online. My website has all my tour dates.
I'll be in Bloomington, Indiana, Chicago, Portland's Salem. Uh, lots
of fun dates being added. So how does your Wokeness
play in Indiana? I think it's fine. I mean it's

(01:03:21):
I know they have the KKK over there. I forget
the name of the city, but I'll be in Bloomington,
which I think is an hour away from the KKK,
So I'm hoping it's going to be okay kk so. Uh.
The couple times I've performed there has been cool. They've
been cool. Yeah, I mean usually they're pretty good at
the Yeah, there is good people everywhere, right, And I

(01:03:42):
think people if they know your comedy, like they know
what they're in for, right. I mean there's always gonna
be people that buy tickets blindly, like a bunch of
fucking idiots. But you know, I don't know, people just
like fainting in the oddest I had I didn't know.
But in modest there was when like women that were
like seventy in walkers walk out. I was like, I
was like that tooks. They were so mad at my job.

(01:04:04):
They use all their fucking energy down. Yeah, they were
in the rush to fucking go a funeral home or
some ship. I don't know, I don't care. Is there
a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh you know what, I
wrote some tweets down because there are a few, um
that I really enjoyed. Well. First of all, Sean Kane,

(01:04:25):
who is so fucking funny. Um, he has this thread
going of um candid NBA athlete photos. It's fucking hilarious
and it's really like the men's wardrobe is what's so
fucking wild about these pictures? Um? So I would I
think it's got a lot of shares, but he like
continues to tag it. It's really really funny. And then

(01:04:48):
Suba a gar Wall I believe her last name is.
She said the second I landed in l a guy
started filming himself walking down the ramp on Instagram Live
Get me the funk out of here. Is insufferable. Nicole
Amy Schreiber. I'm not sure why guys are so into
eating as these days, and most of them can barely
eat pussy. And then my favorite from someone I don't know,

(01:05:09):
it's not a comedian at the clout bitch. If having
sex for money makes you a hoad of having sex
for free, make you a nonprofit organization. Hey, miles, where
can people find you one see horror? Uh, let's see.
You can find me on Twitter and Instagram at miles
of gray. Uh, just don't think this reductor street that

(01:05:30):
says help my boyfriend refuses to glow up. It's like
we're like a plant insertus extremely relatable continent refuses to
blow up. Ah ship and yeah that's it cool? Twitter, Instagram,
go go tweet I've been enjoying is from Amy Miller.

(01:05:51):
Is like guest Amy Miller. She tweeted for anyone thinking
of moving to l A. I was just sitting in
traffic crying in my prius. I looked in my mirror
and the girl behind me was also crying in her prius.
So chase those dreams. Uh. I noticed I was driving
to work the other day and I saw a young
woman crying in her car. So if you're in l A,
keep an eye out for that. Never cried in your car? Oh,

(01:06:14):
I've definitely cried in my car. But song which weeks ago,
wake up you're a loser. Yeah? Yeah? Then I then
I cried to the Whole Born album. Uh. You can
find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien. You can
find us on Twitter at daily Zekegeist. Were at the

(01:06:35):
Daily Zekeeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page
and a website, Daily zekeeis dot com. We posted our
episodes in our foot else Where we link off to
the information that we talked about in today's episode, as
well as the song we rise out on. What's going
to be. This is from the group e La Bomba.
It's called bad real dope band from Oregon. Uh and yeah,

(01:06:57):
just good rhythms. Uh. And you'll enjoy this. And if
you don't check your pulse, you're a racist if you don't. Yeah, oh,
thank you exactly. Finally someone said it, all right, we're
gonna write out on that. We will be back tomorrow
because it is a daily podcast. We'll talk to get
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