Kim K’s BEST DAY EVARRR, Trump Spites The Football 6.6.18

In episode 163, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian and writer Kevin Avery to discuss the Jeff Bezos successful business method, Tuesday's primary results, Trump backed nominee for Governor of California, John H. Cox, being a loser, the judge for Brock Turner's case being recalled, Trump's 'Celebration for America' affair, new Trump conspiracies for spygate, more Scott Pruitt shenanigans, recent google trends, and more! 

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season thirty four, episode
three of That Daily Zeitgeist for June six, two thousand eight. Team.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a K twenty different cities
in America, born and raised at Cracked was where I
spent most of my days chilling out, maxim podcasting and
cool and recording endless stuff about another school shooting when

(00:20):
Trump and his guys who are up to no good.
That's as far as we got. That is courtesy of
Rich Ramie at the rees Meister on Twitter, and I'm
thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Mr Miles Pray. You can jive having the time of
your life. Oh see that gray gear that pod digging

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this eight geist king anyway, So that's abba shout out
to at a KA site guys, which I think is
something Okay, yeah, I'll have to check. Uh. And yeah,
that's from someone who I think I presume just created
account on Twitter, Justice in mid A Hayes, So shout
out to you. I'm always thrilled with our a k

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is when they can make superproducer an A. Hosny take
off her glasses and just like put her yeah, like
put her fist to the bridge of her nose, just
like she can't take the second hand embarrassments. It's intense
in here, it is. The air is thick with the
second hand embarrassment. But we're thrilled to be joined in
our third seat by a stand up co host of

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one of the all time great podcast Denzel Washington is
the greatest actor of all time period. He wrote for
Last Week Tonight during the golden age of that show,
was the head writer for Totally Bias with w Come
Out bell Uh, and now writes for Jim Jeffries. Yeah, alright,
he is Mr Kevin Avery. Hey guy, Kevin, welcome to
the show. Thank you the freestyling and the musicality, Yeah,

(01:52):
thank you. That's what I like to do is make
just to put our guests off in a little bit.
And so al was loud screaming yeah and then just
bad singing your rapping. I gonna be honest, didn't know
what the hell was going on for a second most
should you? Yeah? I do think it it helps. It's
sort of like lowering ourselves. So the guest is like,
these guys are fucking idiots, like they feel Totally Show

(02:12):
with two Abody well, nobody listens to this clearly, So
thinking was I didn't know I was supposed to have
a song prepared. Yeah, so I got really nervous, like
Kevin feeling good? Yeah right, another part, or at least
let me know if I need to hit the harmony
right right? Another part where you saying isn't for another
five minutes? All right, guys, Today we are going to

(02:34):
be talking about the primaries. We're gonna be talking about
what it's like to just get roasted by Jeff Bezos
when you work at Amazon. We're gonna be talking about
where Trump gets his conspiracy theories from these days, his
half past last minute celebration of America to transpite the

(02:55):
Eagles yesterday, uh, and whether there were actually Eagles fans
there or not. We're gonna be talking about Scott Pruett Faccory.
We're gonna be talking We're gonna do a Google trend
skin in which we look at David Hope getting squatted,
the D Day invasion, and Kim Kardashian world civil rights leader,
the Great Emascipator. But first, Kevin, what is something from

(03:18):
your search history that is revealing about who you are?
That reveals who I am. I don't just maybe the
oddest thing I looked for and I was in the
middle of working yesterday, was in the middle of writing,
and for some reason I got it in my head
that I needed to find out what the deal is
with Agent Johnson and Special Agent Johnson from die Hard,

(03:40):
and I spent a good thirty minutes googling them. Yeah,
we were just talking about our favorite underrated character from
die Hard this morning. Ellis the just terrible. Yeah, he
started just his his motivation isn't clear like other other
than just being yes, high on cocaine, because he goes

(04:02):
in talks to somebody he's witnessed murder multiple people, and
it's like, I'm gonna lie to this guy in a
way that has no clear like escape plan and just
keep telling lies and also call him Bobby, which is
a dope move. Just that one line you want, McClain
And that's the movie right there, that's the showing the watch.

(04:27):
It turns out that special Agent Johnson and the reporter
I can't remember his name. There's a news anchor something something, No,
not that guy that that's different guy. There's a news
reporter also last named Johnson, and the director did it
as a joke on Reginald Bell Johnson because he always
made fun of his last name. So he's like, let's

(04:48):
get as many characters named Johnson. Weirdcase, that's such a
normal last name. And he was like, Johnson, what the
fun is that? Bell Johnson? Bell Johnson. So he's making
fun of this. Got it? I didn't really because is
it there? Is it one word or space? It's one word,
it's not. Yeah, it's not Reginald middle named vel and
then John it's Bell Johnald Bell Johnson. Well all right, yeah,

(05:12):
I assumed they were married, so that that changes everything. Kevin,
what is something you think is overrated? Well? I had
a different answer coming in here, and then um, I
was going to say avocado, okay, or avocados the second
time we've gotten that in the Yeah, I think so, yeah,
I forget who said that earlier. Avocados are very popular

(05:34):
with this Yeah. Yeah, I love Glori, but and that
now I love her even more because she's right. But
that's not my I'm not going to say that anymore. Uh. Lacroix, Yeah,
you had a little mini we we prepotted and that
the Lacroix discussion came out he was offered when he said, no,

(05:55):
I'm good, and I was like, oh, are you philosophically opposed?
And he said, I just don't just don't dig on
the Lacroix. I don't need Yeah, it just I don't
like it just makes you gassy, and you know you
need all that. It's just drink regular water y. I
like both. I like water and scumbag soda water, which
I call Lacroix. Actually, if anyone from Lacroix listening, sorry
about that. I knew it as like sort of high class.

(06:18):
I thought scumba. I don't know. I mean, I just
say that in a way that I'm not a scumbag
soda water. I'm just I guess more scumbag water because
I feel like a lot of people like Lacroix because
they're like, I hate water, but they like soda. So
it's like, oh, it's the worst part soda out of it.
And then water is it Lacroix or like see that

(06:39):
that was a huge thing because we all know the
designer Christian Lacroix, obviously, but no that they all say
that it's Lacroix because it's based somewhere and it's like
it's like Los Felas, right right, you know it's Lo fellies. Yeah,
why won't we change? I don't know. Yeah, stubbornness. That's
how I know when people have just moved out to
l A and like I'm in Los Fillies and I'm like, oh,
so you study Spanish. Yeah. La Sienega is also a

(07:01):
good one where you can tell they just came out.
Oh wow, Okay, I've never even one mispronounced that. There's
a there's a street in the valley called Hazel Team
and some dude called it in front of I was like, wow,
is that like a Lord of the Rings? Try really hard. Yeah,
it's like in New York them calling Houston st it's

(07:22):
fucking Houston, like it's obviously Houston. Nobody's ever called it
Houston except that. No, there's another there's a street on
the West Coast. There's a wait no, see, I've been
away from New York too long. It's Houston, or it's
Houston in New York even though it's spelled exactly like
Houston on the West Coast. Is a Houston street somewhere

(07:47):
either here or maybe in the Bay Areas and where
where I grew up, but like I had to get
used to saying Houston. Yeah yeah, and then when other
people say it incorrectly, I get to make fun of them. Yes,
that's what this show is about, common idiots or something. Yeah, yeah,
I think that's really what those mispronunciations are about. Just
like putting that little word trick in there so you

(08:08):
can tell who's an outsider. Yeah yeah, yeah, it's not
really from a fool yourself. The flavors. Some of my
favorite descriptions on Twitter are people trying to describe the
flavors of Lacroix because they're just like the memory of
a fart of a grapefruit or something. Because it really is, like,

(08:29):
I don't know how they create just the essence of
what it tastes like to drink water after having eaten
that fruit or something. It's it's the fruit flavor is
not there. They've got scientists and working that out. Also,
my weird hack, if you want to make your car
smell like new car smell, get a passion fruit lacroix,
keep it open in your car for a few hours

(08:50):
the heat. I'm just telling you I figured it out
because I drink passed fru lacor from time time left
one open and I came back in my car and
like the scent of the can kind of made my
car sme like new car smell, which is a chemical smell.
So that's a little what you just pour it on
the on the floor, that's probably going to sustain for
a little while. Also a real baller move, just be like,

(09:13):
I have so much money polix At last week tonight,
we had a guy who regularly would do that in
the writer's room. Just dump it out in front of everybody.
What is something that's under rated? I thought a lot
about this. I am going to say year round Christmas
trees stay with me, like the fake ones. Sure, yeah, yeah,

(09:37):
so you're not a live one. You don't want a
dead browning tree in the living room. But um, I
really am only saying this to make it okay that
I still have my Christmas tree up and it is
a gin and um I got very excited for Christmas.
I moved into new place this year, started nesting there.
You got all the decorations, everything, got the tree up,

(09:59):
had a friend come over help me decorate it. And
beyond that, I'm still just a single dude who's lazy, right, right,
and I'm like, I'm not taking that. Yeah, and so
I'm gonna take it down in July or just leave
it up round. I'm not gonna Yeah, But so far
I'm enjoying having it sitting up there in the living room.
Its just it's fine. It's festive. There's a little alcohol

(10:21):
ornaments hanging on it, and little like superhero guys hanging
off of it. There's a Captain America shield, and I'm
fine with it. Yeah, it sounds like you have a
great Christmas tree deserves to be up around. Yeah. It
took me a lot of take mine down too, because
like after in the holidays, you just feel like, don't
you don't want to do shit? Ye, and then like
after New Year's you really don't want to do ship
and then you get into that weird phase where you like,

(10:43):
I need to take it down. And then then I
start rationalizing my head. I'm like, well, I don't know,
like my break one of the ornaments if I do
it right now? Yeah, stressed out about it, something that's
just procrastinated. By the time February rolls around, you're back
to having too much stuff to do again. Right, You're busy,
you're all busy. We don't have time to be taking
trees up them down. So yeah, mine still, I like
get better. If you had like a browning rotting, it's

(11:07):
good man, it's underrated, underted. The needles are on the
ground around it, just bare branches. I have posted, I've
posted my Occasionally I put my tree on Instagram just
to let people know it's still. So Randomly I will
have friends who I haven't seen in a long time
come up to me and you know, see them, hey,
how's it going at any and do that quick thing,

(11:28):
and then they're right to it is the customs tree
still up? And then then the question they will ask
is is it a real tree or a fake one?
Which I feel like says a lot about the way
people think of you, the fact that you think I
would have a dead tree just sitting probably bugs crawling
out of it, or like I think if I think
that's an easy way of not being rude and just

(11:49):
going like the follow up question being like are you okay?
And then if it's yes, then the way you figure
out if you're okay is like is it a win?
Our fake everything? Cool? Yeah? Yeah, I should just walk
around like pine needles hanging off, just like a bunch
of mites like woodes. I mean, I did have a well,

(12:11):
I had a brief yellow jacket problem in my apartment,
and um, they were just getting in and one we
had to have a guy come out and seal up
all of my windows in my office. That's how they
were coming through, and then like seal up the air
conditioners from the outside. But one got in and I walked.
I didn't realize it at the time, but I walked

(12:32):
past my tree and I heard a buzzing and I
didn't realize it untill later. It was in the tree.
And one of the things we did is I had
I said, we like I it's just one of me.
But yeah, I had these pine sticks that you can
hang in the tree and make it smell like a
Christmas tree. Yeah, and I think that was driving them

(12:52):
and so they were getting in the house. Did you
feel like the pine smell was effective because we got
a real Christmas tree that is not one of the
ones that has the scent, and we tried to get
the pine scented, tried to have it both ways, because
some of the ones that don't have the scent are
fuller and look better. So we added the pine scent
and it just smelled like a car air freshener. Um, Like,

(13:16):
did you find a good sticks, Chris? Yeah, they were
good too strong. Yeah. Me and my friend put all
of them on the tree. And then like three days later,
I was like, I got those things. It smells like
I live in the woods. This has to go. Yeah,
and so I left like one or two on. Okay,
I think we just got shitty ones. Yeah. You know

(13:37):
what's also good if you want to feel like living
in the woods. There is incense that is campfire incense.
That is great if you like campfires, if you ever
like camping, check it out. We're just go outside and
I started campfire. I don't know. I just don't get
to be around campfire. It's totally lawful. Um, Kevin. Finally,
what is a myth? What's something people think it is true?
You know to be false. Here's the thing. Let's talk

(14:00):
about deja vu because people have different ideas about it.
And I think we're talking about the Denzel Washington right.
Um underrated? Um. I did actually have to think about
that for a minute. That movies on the line, but
still really enjoyed love time travel, people get their ideas

(14:21):
about deja Some people say past live, some people I
don't know. But I'm here to tell you what deja
vu really is. The brain is such a brilliant instrument
and machine, um that, as you know, it's working constantly, NonStop.
Every once in a while it has to take a break.
But it's so powerful that the break is like almost immeasurable.

(14:43):
And how short that break is. Right, So let's say
I'm sitting here and I'm focused on and I turn
and I look at this bottled water right here in
front of me. Listeners at home, he has a bottled
water in front of him, Thank you, um, not a
little cry um. And I'm I turned and I see
this bottle of water, and right at that moment is
when my brain takes its little break. But that break

(15:06):
is so it goes by so quickly that when it
starts again, I'm it's like I've split the thought in half.
So I'm looking at the bottle of water, take a break,
and then again I'm looking at the bottle of water.
And you're registering that is this feels like this moment
has happened before, right, because you're remembering it. Yeah, But

(15:26):
it's singular instant. Yeah, it's engaging your memory and you're
experiential part of your brain. You're basically living one thought
in one moment, twice in one instant. I've heard that
described or explained before, and you did a way better
job than I guess the professor that explained it to me, well,
way better than the Matrix. Uh. Yeah, I still think

(15:49):
it's past lives. But that's that's a good theory, I guess.
I mean, I guess if we're going off the law
that we are in the Matrix, then I guess that
holds up. But we all know it's a glitch in
to me, Trix still could be in the Matrix. Yeah,
I'm holding off for that. Yeah. Yeah, No, it's all
just a highly detailed video game simulation that we're all living.

(16:10):
Do you think we're in the Matrix? One? Two or three? God?
Feel my life feels like three. But that's just because
I'm in a really bad place right now. You have
like a christ fantasy exactly. Yeah. Alright, guess let's get
into what people are talking and thinking about right now.
And there's just a great story that I wanted to

(16:31):
start off with about what it's like to live inside
the company that runs our world today, UM inside to
work and live. The demands are so at Amazon. So
Jeff Bezos called a meeting around the holidays. This is common.

(16:52):
He has like daily meetings that they referred to as
like the war room. I don't know where they came
up with that. That's brilliant. But uh so he takes
customer service very seriously, just for context, the way that
he will he reads every email that comes to him.
He's still if you want to email Jeff Bezos, you

(17:13):
can Jeff at Amazon dot com and he will read
your email. He reads everything because he's like an actual supercomputer.
We will get him to acknowledge. Yeah, we will start.
Have you have you emailed him? I'm gonna start. We haven't.
We just found this out today and that is going
to be at least fifty of our time from um.

(17:35):
But then he will forward emails that are critical of
products or services that Amazon provides to the person in
charge of that with just a question mark. And that's
just such a fucking powerful So. Uh I've also heard
from people who were considering jobs at Amazon and they,
you know, talk to other people worked at Amazon, and

(17:56):
these are people to work at Amazon, you have to
have a lot of success and like you know, have
had a career up to that point. You have to
have been a successful business person. Uh. And they said
that people regularly cry in the office, like just regularly
get because I know the warehouses, Like, so that is bad,

(18:16):
you know those people cry because they just don't get breaks.
But but the executives and executives regularly are broken down
into tears. But just a great illustration of what that
looks like. So during an executive meeting around the holidays,
he had gotten maybe a couple of emails in his
inbox about their slow customer service time and how long

(18:40):
it takes when somebody calls in to get somebody to
answer the phone. And the VP of customer service was like, look,
we are, according to my reports, down to under a minute.
I don't know what you're talking about, Jeff Bezoz And
he was like, oh really, where let's see, and he
called Amazon Customer Service US, put it on speaker phone

(19:01):
in this meeting and just waited and made just intense
eye contact with everybody in the room as stretched on
for a minute, two minutes, three minutes, by four minutes.
It might as well have been like a year and
a half because everyone was just like had sweat all
of the water in their body out. Uh. And then

(19:23):
the person finally answered the phone and was like can
I help you? And he was like nah and hung
up the phone. So that VP apparently resigned less than
a year later. And that's the sort of fucking no
bullshit craziness that it takes to to run Amazon. So
my guy, don't lie if something can be so easily verified,

(19:45):
like yeah, we're not under a minute. Yeah, oh motherfucker,
maybe that's kind of a thing that's not able to
be measured, because yeah, but that's their record time. But
you know what if you called it like a volume,
Like what are you saying? Just at this point, you're
saying I need customer service people just standing on deck,

(20:07):
not doing anything, waiting right for the moment you know
that someone calls and and at that point you're just
kind of throwing away money like that's someone's decision to go.
We can't just that's a really good point. You know,
you can't make broad decisions about you know, customer service.
But I mean the way that Amazon runs their businesses,
they will just spend and spend and spend until they

(20:29):
have the best possible product, the best you know, solution
to a problem, and not worry about, you know, cutting
costs or whatever. That's why they you know, we're never profitable.
But that's not a business practice that anyone has. Is
just to have your on deck customer service reps just
hanging out reading a magazine to just like throw endless
amounts of money away at something like customer service. They're like,

(20:52):
no one does that. You're taking a huge hitting. Customer
service is great, but we're losing three million a year
because you just have people sleeping in that. That's what
customer services. That's you call. You have to wait, Yeah,
as long as you waited for any kind of customer service.
I have had experiences where I've had to like go
do a meeting while like I have my headphones on

(21:13):
listening to the customer service call, and then like the
person picks up and like it was like an hour
and a half, picks up and hangs up before I
can get out of the I forget what what I
was waiting for, but it was infuriating. Sounds probably, yeah,
And the only reason I bring this up on today's

(21:34):
episode is because this is who our president is picking
a fight with, and I would I would hate this guy,
uh for in all other scenarios. But we live in
a Trump v. Bezos world, or we might be living
in a Trump v. Bezos world. What did you do?
What's happened now? Well? No, just Trump has shown just

(21:55):
hostility towards Amazon because of the Washington Post. Yeah, and
the Washington Post because of the Washington Post. And also
because Amazon puts a lot of brick and mortar businesses
out of business. And Trump's background is in real estate,
so he you know, it's constantly yeah. Yeah. And that's
the other thing is that they are polar opposites in

(22:16):
the sense that Jeff Bezos runs one business and has
become the richest person in the history of the world, um,
and you know, has just made that business incredibly successful,
whereas Trump has run many businesses and fucked them all up,
so that rich their opposites in that. Yeah, did you
guys ever do a deep dive on that in any

(22:39):
of the shows that you wrote for? We did? And
did he call and like threatened to sue Oh you know, no, no, no, no,
I was thinking maybe something weird happened but now no,
there was. We did a lot of Trump at UM
last week tonight, yes, and uh yeah, I mean I
left right after the election, was yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(23:01):
Time just is not linear to me, it's all blending together. Yeah,
so I left. That was my last season. And then
they continued to write to really go in on them,
because you know, how can you not that it's definitely true,
but it's hard to It's just a nightmare to happen.
Like all through the election when we were working on
you know, it became more and more Trump, and it

(23:21):
became more and more depressing. Very hard to sort of
do that. We've pushed through to the other side where
we're just insane and I don't even know what's really
We honestly believe we're in the matrix. That's the only way. Yeah,
we I was rattled to my core when you said,
when you try to explain to job, because I needed
to be the matrix. I needed to be the matrix. Sorry,

(23:46):
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back and super producer on a Hosny. I
wanted me to make sure I corrected an error. We
had discussed the fact that he should be called Babesos

(24:08):
because he's such a hunk, and now he has been
called that, so you can congratulate superproducer on a Hosnia's
unable beautiful man is alright, guys. The primaries were yesterday.
It was the super Tuesday of the primary season. And yeah,
the Democrats avoided disaster in California. You know, the parties

(24:30):
seemed to, I don't know, prove that they can still
swing it around a little bit. Nate Silver's analysis was that, yeah,
the party, a lot of the chosen candidates by the
major parties, the Democratic Party and the Republican Party were
the ones who ended up winning um. And the disaster
scenario that Democrats had been worried about in California, which

(24:55):
was that because California is called a jungle primary, it's
essentially the two candidates, no matter what party they're from
in the election, the top two boat getting candidates just
end up running against each other. It doesn't matter if
it's two Republicans two Democrats. And in a lot of
these districts, because there was so much, you know, energy
behind Democrats at this time, there were too many Democrats

(25:18):
running against each other and it came down to the
wire in a lot of cases, and in some cases
it's still a possibility that it will be too Republicans
that are pretty close, but really really close. Um, but
it looks like they kind of made it through by
the skin of their teeth. So the Democrats are still
alive in a lot of the races that they need

(25:39):
to be aliven. And there's too many Democrats, that's the
that's what we're so. There were too many Democrats running
against each other and they were splitting the boats. Yeah, yeah,
Jesus Christ, Um, when are we going to get it together? Right?
So in some cases they managed to get like the
people who weren't going to make it through to drop out,

(26:03):
and you know, those people still were on the ballot,
and they still got some of the votes, but they
didn't get enough to you know, siphon off votes from
the people who were actually threatening to make it through
and be one of the top two candidates. Well, here's
what I want to know, who among us voted for

(26:23):
the puppeteer for the puppeteer governor. If there was a candidate,
he's not the which there was one person I think
at the top of it. You mean the guy who's
the literal fucking puppeteers. No, and I know what you're
talking about. That. I was like, I mean there was

(26:43):
my hand just kind of went it was name, and
it's like, don't you do it? Don't How fun would
that be having a puppeteer. Yeah, just the you know prostemium.
You're just working out of there the whole the whole time.
Then there's that guy Peter Low who had the weird
hat on, who was like making a bunch of videos. Anyway,
there's there were a lot of interesting people who were
running for governor. But that's the thing with California. So

(27:06):
many weird people have ran for governor. Is that a
thing that always happens? We get like twenties seven people running. Yeah.
I remember when like after Gray Davis when it was
you know, left office was recalled, right, yeah. Uh, all
the people that like ran, like Mary Carey, the adult
film star and like all kinds. It was like a circus.
And then then end up being Arnold Schwartzenegger. Right. People

(27:28):
saw that Schwarzenegger was running and they were like, well,
fuck it, I guess I can. Yeah. So in the
California State Senate, it looks like it's actually gonna be
two Democrats. It's going to be Feinstein and Kevin da Leone,
who is sort of a further left Democrat. So the

(27:48):
speculation is that might depress Republican turnout because most people
go to the polls to vote for the top of
the ticket races, and you know, that's the big race,
and if Republicans don't have a candidate to vote for,
that's going to make fewer fewer of them want to
come out. But the other big statewide election was the

(28:11):
gubernatorial race, and it was speculated that via Rogosa, the
former mayor of Los Angeles, might make it through to
second and make that one also to Democrats, in which
case the Democrats really would have been in business. But
that did not come to pass. Um Via Ragosa was
a distant thirds by spending many monies, many many moneies,

(28:36):
and the Republicans came through with a guy named John Cox,
who was the choice of the r n C despite
the fact that he appears to be ah and I
think I have this right a fucking loser. That was
the That was the research come by superproducer Sophie Lichtman.

(28:59):
But that a double down really double down. He doesn't
make sure you say that he is and not even
like that. He's like, you know, lame. He hangs out
with the weird Emil kids. He does not have a
record of winning. Yeah, he's run a lot of Illinois
political campaigns. He's from Illinois. He lost in the Republican
primary race to be a congress person from Illinois. Uh,

(29:23):
in the tenth congressional district. He lost a lot in Illinois.
Ran to be president two thousand and eight, lost before
anyone had even heard that he was running to the president.
Then he you know, from president. Yes, he ran for president.
Was and what's he running for? What wants to govern?
He wants to govern? He was running for governor. So

(29:45):
just wait. Because he was so humbled by his failed
presidential bid that he next ran for neighborhood legislature uh
and lost. So he has not done very well and
electoral politics up to this point. But he endorsed Trump.
Trump endorsed him, and so he is now running against

(30:08):
Gavin Newsom, who again a hunk. We were talking about
a lot of hunks hunk on this episode. But yeah,
so we'll we'll see Californias having some Newsom yeah right.
These are the some of the jokes of telling stay
tuned for more. But you know, I think, well, the

(30:29):
neighborhood legislature thing was a ballot initiative. It wasn't him
running for thing, okay, but the thing that he put
on the ballot. You try to get on there four times,
I think, yes, and it didn't happen. When do you
just give up? You don't, but I think you don't.
You just keep going until you become the candidate for Gardner.
I guess does he have hobbies? I mean he must.

(30:49):
He needs to get into something else. That's I don't
know what what he does. He looks like a guy
who just kind of like sleeps sitting upright in like
a room. Like it doesn't seem I don't see much
beyond his his vision. And there was also in the
in yesterday's election, some Mengazi news miles, Yeah so that okay.

(31:12):
So brock Turner, the swimmer that sextually assaulted the woman
who was unconscious. Uh, you know, we all were like, yo,
he only got six months for that. Well, the judge
who gave him that sentence was fucking recalled in Santa
Clara County and that's kind of a big deal because
this is the first time since nineteen two that a
judge has been recalled successfully in the state of California.

(31:34):
Because yeah, this was just seemed like the biggest funk
up for a judge. And yeah, so I mean, good
for Santa Clair County for getting his bum ass out
of there. So you know, what does that mean? Did
they vote him out? Or so it's like a Great
Davis kind of situation. Get enough people to be like,
I think we need to recall this judge and and
take him off the bench, so they get enough signatures

(31:54):
and then get it on the ballot to be like,
do we want to recall this judge? And then does
he run for election again? Or how does that? How
does that? I don't know if he can run again,
I don't I don't know technically what that looks like.
But just replaced though, Yeah, he was immediately replaced, actually
with the woman who was spearheading the effort to recall him,

(32:15):
who was like I think a DA or something or
another judge, but yeah, she she was, you know, got
a lot of support very quickly to have him recalled. Yeah,
and it continues to be a trend that women and
outsiders are seeing success in the elections. Oh yeah, especially
in New Mexico. Democrats nominated the representative Michelle Louhan Grisham

(32:37):
to be Luan to be governor, and she could be
the first ever Democratic Latina governor. A lot of a
lot of progressive wins across the country because it wasn't
just us in California having primaries. Yeah, it was the
biggest batch of primaries that we see I think in
the in the primary season. Yeah, Alabama, California, Iowa, Mississippi, Montana,

(32:58):
New Jersey, New Mexico, and South Dakota. You have heard
of most of those. All right, let's get into some
national politics because the culture Wars had a had a
huge battle. Yesterday, Donald Trump fired a shot across the
bow and he half asked together a last minute celebration

(33:18):
of America because he spitefully disinvited the Eagles, and he
found out less than ten people wanted to go because
Trump uh, And so he framed it as, oh, you know,
the Eagles have let their fans down. But don't worry
for the thousands of Eagles fans who wanted to come
see their championship team. I'm putting together a celebration of
America and we can honor you know, America and the

(33:40):
stars and stripes and the red, white and blue. And
it was like it sounds like the saddest shit ever
because it was I think just a couple of flags
were hung up. There was the army band, an army
chorus performed, and again keep in mind those are like
the only like entertainers you can demand them perform for you.
So kind of was a little a bit of a

(34:02):
flat event under if those less than ten um eagles
wanted to just go just to see if they could
steal something from the White House, you know, right, just
like I just want to see if I could take
something office supplies, anything, a table leg, just to make
it out of there with something. Yeah, and they there
was there was there a few things came out from
this of One of the little viral clips that we

(34:23):
saw was some some guy took a knee during the
national anthem of the thing. And it was funny because
you saw like some like aghast people around like, oh wow,
this guy's are really at the celebration. At the celebration,
they were doing the national anthem and this guy just
took a knee right there. And then also, I mean
what the other weird thing was that a lot of
people were like, Okay, this is supposed to be for
Eagles fans, and Trump was being like, this is for you.

(34:45):
The fans didn't seem like there was really any Eagles fans.
So the Philadelphia affiliate for NBC, their sports guy went
down to cover this and his description of this whole
thing is kind of sad. With him for a long
live with the White House, where the event just wrapped
up and was much different than what we expected twenty
four hours ago. Tim, I'm not even taking we sure

(35:06):
what to call it. It only lasted about ten minutes
tops I counted literally one or two Eagles logos anywhere
in the entire crowd, and we were told this was
an event for Eagles fans and that the team essentially
abandoned the fans that we're gonna be here, but the
President never once mentioned the Eagles, and after the national anthem,
the President just spoke briefly about why we in fact
stand for the anthem. After the event, I was just

(35:27):
curious to know who these people were at this event
today because we were told they were Eagles fans. Well,
the first six people that I went up to, I
can tell you this. I asked them who was the
quarterback during the Super Bowl for the Eagles. The first
six people asked did not know the answer. A couple
of people after that said no comment. We did find
a couple of people that didn't know the answer who
were fans, but a lot of them were Pennsylvania GEOP
members who were down as a pro Trump event and

(35:49):
it happened to be an Eagles event. And then we
also found a lot of people were there because they
had an end with somebody who could get them into
the White House for this event. So a lot of
people there today, Uh, not very an anyway, like a
Dilworth Plaza Philadelphia Eagles pep rally. There was no fly
goes fly. At some point somebody said they heard a chant,
but whatever it was, guys, it was a very faint

(36:11):
no comment is amazing. That's because who was the Eagles quarterback?
No comment? Yeah, all right, penn Minute County fair exactly. Well,
when you look at the photos, it's all suits, so
you know, it was a it looks like a panicked
thing that they're like, yo, we got it, we need
bodies out there and interns from Capital Hill idiot. That's

(36:34):
why people when they're asked like, no comment here, just
physically that is all I'm here for. It's amazing because
they accuse the Left of like having crisis actors that
they put in place during like astro turfing, like they
have their own half asked crisis actors. They're the ones
who actually put fake people out there. And it's not

(36:55):
that it's bad that you don't know the Eagles quarterback,
but to be but just to say no comment to
that is such a clear thing that you feel like
you're being interrogated and you have something to hide from
this present A robot says that you can really just
been like, no, I'm here for trump Man, I cannot
process your request. That's like something Speary would say on
a bad Day four error. At the same time, I mean,

(37:19):
it doesn't really say anything that there weren't Eagles logos,
because I mean the Eagles fans are notoriously understated, and
you know they don't go to the top. Yeah, so easily,
you know, you can easily mistake Eagles fans for just
government suits. Until in there, Blake Wexler, come in here,
like head to tode Eagle. Do not like Eagles fans

(37:42):
Like I've been at events that have nothing to do
with the Eagles where my three Philadelphia friends start, Yes,
Eagles chance. The fact that that wasn't happening at an
actual event celebrating the Eagles championship is insane. Like they're
must have been negative Eagles fans there, Yeah, of course,

(38:02):
because why the funk? If you're gonna go, oh, yeah, guys,
your team is gonna be here, you get to see
him in the flesh, and then be like, also, they're
not gonna be here. I don't know if you'll still
want to come. Well, the whole reason you would have came,
and you can have an event for the fans, but
talk shit about their team. Yeah, I just want to
have an event for the the fans of the bullshit.

(38:23):
Shoot he like, why did you you know what Trump?
He loves you, bade. That's my impression of Trump. I
guess it's terrible. Do you have a favorite football team? Patriots? Unfortunately,
because he and Crafts are boys, and Tom Brady was
seen with that mega hat, I hate being a Patriots fan.
I don't think he knows anything about football to be honest. Yeah,

(38:45):
he probably just remembers the USFL or whatever the right.
He remembers that the Buffalo Bills didn't let him buy
their team even though he had enough money, because he's
those billbackers. They're just their name anyway, right. What else
is going on in the world of Trump. Well, let's see, uh.
I mean, he's just kind of having a bad week
because just seems like, you know, first he was saying
like I'm literally the law and compart of myself, and

(39:07):
even the Republicans were pushing back. Then obviously last week
he took the huge l with spy Gate when he
was like, they sent a spy, the FBI sent a spy,
and even though Devon Unas and tray out, he looked
at the documents about it and they're like, there's really
nothing here to support that. He's still trying to make
this spy Gate ship happen, like it's the word fetch
of two thousand eighteen. It ain't happened to my guy,

(39:29):
because last night started tweeting about Peter Strock and Lisa Page,
where the two FBI people, one is an agent and
the other is his girlfriend who is a lawyer at
the at the bureau, uh, and like, those are the
text messages. A lot of people are being like, look
you see these people were they had it in for
Trump from the beginning, looking at their text messages, and
he points to this one text that says, you get

(39:50):
all our CONUS lures approved winky face emoji and most
people were like whatever. In the response, like no, it's
just implicated a much your policy elishy blah blah blah
with another winky face emoji, and he so he tweets
wow strock paigey and competent corrupt FBI lovers have text
referring to a counterintelligence operation into the Trump campaign dating

(40:11):
way back to December. Spygate is in full force now.
When you try and figure out what the funk this
man is talking about, you have to go all the
way to the hotbed of investigative journalism known as Reddit. Uh.
And there's a subwritt it they're called our Conspiracy, where
you can find all kinds of wild shit. And someone
in there posted or points out that oconis means outside

(40:33):
contiguous United States and lures is referring to spies, So
they're talking about foreign agents meant to lure in the
Trump campaign. Now there's really nothing Again, I mean, maybe
that could be the case, but if you just ignore
the fact that there's no fucking evidence whatsoever that there
was that gives any kind of credence to the idea

(40:54):
that the intel community was like implanting spies to bring
down the Trump campaign. Also, my you're the president, So
they fucked up really bad. If if they were really
trying to do that, it's just a lot of distraction
because there's just a lot of bad shit happening, and
this is sort of like the only thing, this is
his little distraction flare he can send up to get
people to look the other way. The only consistent thing

(41:14):
about looking at the FBI and how they regarded the
Trump campaign in the run up to the election is
that literally nobody took the possibility that he could win seriously.
In the least bit. Nobody was doing anything like to
you know, submarine his chances or not. But then we
all got real nervous, we all did. But Comey was

(41:36):
more nervous up until the last day. He was going
to be seen as helping Hillary Clinton after she won.
Like it just seems like they were nervous that like
some ship was going down, which it's entirely possible it was,
but they were not. Nobody seemed to be taking seriously
the possibility that he was going to actually win the election,
which even if they were, you know, talking about Trump

(41:59):
ship with an email like the winky smiley face emoji,
says volumes, Um, yeah, that winky smiley face emoji actually
means Trump campaign surrogates. How do yeah? You know how
Bond is always like sending winky smiley face emojis to
other dub text very regularly. The other thing, too, was
that he was just tweeting again. He really is going

(42:22):
hard against the fake news fit quote unquote fake news
because of all the Milannia Trump speculation. They're like, yo,
we have not seen her in many days, like formally,
like there was a one event that happened, but the
press was not allowed inside, so there are photos that
she was there. But I hope it's a fake Millannia.
We all do. But and that's how I know Trump

(42:43):
listens to our show and other garbage outlets because he
his tweet is so really odd. He says, the fake
news media has been so unfair and vicious to my
wife and our great first Lady Milannia during her recovery
from surgery. They reported everything from near death to facelift,
to left the White House and me for New York
work or Virginia to abuse, all fake She is doing
really well now, I don't know what like real news

(43:08):
out like the New York Times was like Milani abounced
on Trump because he's hitting her, like or the Washington
Post is like, yo, she almost died from her botched facelift,
like this is the kind of ship that we talked
about on podcasts or people on Twitter make jokes about.
But again he's conflating that with the fake news media
because I don't know, again, what did you what was

(43:28):
her procedure Again, they said it was a benign kidney
treatment and that was like days ago, right, it's like
twenty something days ago, something days ago, And like most
like other doctors who they've asked it, like, well, if
it's what we think it is, like it's probably she
would have been there maybe at most a couple of days,
but not like you know, this long would have been
about But where would she be after days? I think

(43:50):
she just literally doesn't want to go out, like doesn't
want to be seen or it's like, they'll leave me alone.
It's stressful to be seen. And also it would be
surprising if she didn't hate her husband a little it
at this point. So like making public appearances with somebody
you're supposed to be in a marriage with who you
are just constantly finding out was fucking other women while
you were in recovery from childbirth with your son with him, Like,

(44:12):
that's that's a lot to deal with. I don't blame
her if she doesn't want to make public appearances right now,
but like, yeah, this just shows him claiming that the
actual media is claiming that she had a facelift or
left the White House or whatever. Like it just shows
his inability, same with the conspiracy ship, his inability to
distinguish between actual media and the comments section under that

(44:35):
media and fucking you know, crazy blogs linging off to
that media or just Reddit ship. But if you're this
woman and you have just had sir, I would milk
the ship out of it. I would be like, I
gotta be in bed one more week. I would also
be like, you want me to make an appearance, Well,
let's change that prenup a little bit. Oh yeah, there's

(44:56):
another tweet too, because as if you know, weren't enough.
He felt like people weren't convinced. I don't know why
he's really doubling down the fact also she's doing really
well is very suspicious with any exclamation point. But that's
when he talks like that about anything, and well, this
is then. So the next tweet descent was ellipses starts
off with an ellipsis because he's coming off that other
text or the other tweet. Four reporters spot in Milani

(45:19):
in the White House last week walking merrily along to
a meeting. They never reported that the sighting because it
would hurt the sick narrative that she was living in
a different part of the world was really ill or whatever.
Fake news is really bad. Walking merrily along to me, Like,
I've never seen Milanie Trump really even smile, unless our
boy Barack Obama is, you know, just telling her a
joke at a funeral. That's true. Maybe she was wearing

(45:40):
a Santa hat. Yeah, she's just she's just like skipping
along whistling. Um. Look, President Trump, because it's clear that
you do listen to this podcast, thank you. So we're
the only ones who are putting these wild ass conspiracy
theories out there, President Trump, if you want to prove
those ones and for all, all we need is for
you to take a picture with your wife with her
holding up an issue of a newspaper with the date

(46:03):
of today on it. That's all. That's all a kidnapping. Yeah,
don't tell him that, Kevin. It's called love proof. Yeah.
I'm just giving him a reference so he knows what
to write proof of life. Alright, We're going to take
another quick break and then we'll be right back with
more Trump administration bullshit. And we're back. We're just talking

(46:34):
about other famous missing powerful women's wives, like Shelley Musk,
the wife of David ms Gave, who began expressing doubts
about Scientology, the religion that her husband runs, and suddenly
reusiness don't stopped tearing and seeing her and hearing from

(46:55):
and seeing her. Uh. I still get bummed out when
I drive by this every center. I see all the
as motherfucker's just dressed up working for free, right, and
you're like wow, like wow, Like what else do they
have other jobs? I mean is that I'm sure that, yeah,
people have jobs, Like when you're doing stuff at a
like a scientology center, or something like. Those people are
not paid like they're they're volunteers. Yeah, the Sea Org.

(47:17):
They sign their lives over. It's actually like twenty three
lives or something like that. They give away this life
and all the lives that are going to be reincarnated
into to just do manual labor for the Church of Scientology.
So Tom Cruise literally benefits like lives on the back
of slave labor because he has children people who are

(47:39):
signed over like when they were children, who actually just
work for room and board. That's it. Um wow. Yeah,
but also you know, just achieving your thet and levels.
On the other hand, they are in much better places
because regards to how Zeno used z New God's respect,

(48:00):
he did not put all those Zenih and zena warrior Princess.
Scott Pruett, Ye, Scott Prue, also a warrior princess. Also
a warrior princess. Uh no, Scott Pruett. We're just learning
more and more about the inner workings of the ep
M God scam God. Yeah. Yeah, just a couple of

(48:23):
things that we learned about real quickly. So here's just
rundown of the last week of Scott Pruett. Last week
we learned the EP administrator spent a whopping one thousand,
five hundred and sixty dollars on a dozen customized Silver
Fountain pens, and we wondered had we reached peered weirdness

(48:45):
slash pettiness from Pruett. Well, no, not so fast, because
yesterday we found out Scott Pruitt had And I am
not making this up and I can't believe I'm reporting
it to you, but it's what happened taft his publicly
funded government employee assistant with tracking down a used mattress
from the Trump International Hotel in d C. And that

(49:05):
was the absolute weirdest Scott Prue headline you could ever
possibly imagine until the Washington Post dropped this beauty today.
Scott Pruett enlisted an e p A aid to help
his wife to get a gig with Chick fil A. Alright.
New emails released as part of a foil by the
Sierra Club show that Pruett has executive scusuler that would
be a government employee who was paid through public money

(49:27):
try to set up a meeting with the chairman and
CEO of the Chick fil A company last year about
a quote potential business opportunity, which is weird in and
of itself. He's running the A p A. Why is
he doing that? The emails show the Chick fil avor
further request to the Director for Regulatory and Government Affairs,
assuming this was some sort of official business. Eventually, Pruett

(49:48):
did speak with someone from Chick fil A's legal department,
and only then did he reveal the opportunity on his
mind was a job for his wife, Marlin. Specifically, he
wanted his wife to open up a flate franchise, a company.
Representatives that have also told The Washing Post that Mrs
Pruitt started but did not complete the Chick fil A

(50:08):
franchise e application. At least she started, we gotta work
your way up. Yeah, I mean, what the fun? First
pens from a jewelry store because you want the most
Liddy silver fountain pens. Then a used mattress, which I'm
still not sure. Is it that you know we're talking?

(50:29):
Is it that he's cheap? And he was like, yo,
finessed me a used mattress from from Trump to from
Trump Hotel. It doesn't make any sense. Maybe she doesn't
like chicken sandwiches and she just realized that, Yeah, what
it was maybe she didn't know what Chick fil A was, right, right, right?
I mean why Also, just what a douche bag moved
to spend that much money on silver fountain pens, Like

(50:52):
they're there are great pens out there that costs a
lot of money, but silver fountain pens made by a
jeweler that's just like you get black ostentatious ship each
costing over a hundred dollars um. Yeah. So, I mean
this just continues to get better and better. I'm almost
at the point where I admire him now just for
the sheer balls that it takes. The used mattress thing

(51:16):
is so weird because they've tried to get one of
these used mattresses, Like the Washington Post called and was like, hey,
can we get to use mattress and they were like
talked to seely, what the funk are you talking about?
So it's really weird that he specifically wanted to use
mattress from the Trump hotel. Maybe it like has to
do with some weird like ritual that he's doing, or
maybe he killed someone on that mattress and he's trying yeah,

(51:39):
and he was trying to cover up the proof of it.
We we do not know. I don't know. It's really
that one was the most odd thing because at a
random mattress, well, we don't know. We just know that
he gave a directive to track down a used mattress
from the Trumpet Tops, So we don't know if it's
a specific mattress. We don't know. Based on the reporting
and the wording of the reporting, it's seems as though

(52:01):
they were just asking for any used mattress from the
Trump But we don't have the details of the phone call.
So it could have been we want the mattress from
room to twelve because that's the one where the stink one,
you know what I mean, you know, if you know
what we're saying, or he's just like, I don't know,
just he can't be that cheap, because this man is

(52:21):
out here spending dropping hunt thirty bucks on pens, so
he could have just bought whatever. That's what I don't know.
The mats follow the mattress. How much do you think
used mattress from the Trump Hotel cost. I don't know.
You can't even sell used mattresses legally, can't you. I Mean,
the thing that makes sense to me would be that
he slept at a Trump hotel and was like, that's

(52:44):
the best mattress I've ever slept on. I just want
that mattress, like funcket. But why would you get a
used one from a hotel bed I've never pooped in.
He could find out what those mattresses are and he
could go get them. They tell you when you call
the Trump Hotel, they say, oh, here, you can call silly.
That's who makes Yeah, and he was like, no, I

(53:05):
want to used one. He has a fetish like that.
That is some weird ship for him. Yeah, he knows
what he likes and he gets it done. Good husband, though, Yeah,
you know, no, I know looking out putting his putting
the credibility of the E p A on the line
to get somebody a Chick fil A friends, Yes, a man,
kleptocratic all star yet more good pr for Chick fil A.

(53:26):
They're the best, all right. And finally we're gonna check
in with the Google Trends page, which helps us learn
what people are searching for at any given moment. Uh,
we have three terms here we're gonna look into. David
Hogue was trending yesterday because he got squatted l O
l l O l wa wa wa wall uh saying

(53:48):
pronounced for me. Yeah, just in case people couldn't sound
that out themselves. Which if you don't know what swatting is,
it is when somebody calls the police, your local police
or you know, some police around you and reports a
crime happening at your house or wherever they think you are.
That would require the swat team to roll in fully

(54:09):
armed and like hold automatic semi automatic weapons on you,
like burst down your door, so they'll say people are
being held hostage in a home, or someone murdered their
family and is holding people has usually some kind of
hostage situation. Usually gamers do it to each other because
it's funny to see that happened to your friends had
December and uh man in Kansas was killed. Yes, yeah,

(54:33):
because it's part because it's literally killed people. It was
some beef overcall of duty, right, and yeah that it's
a very fucked up thing, the most fucked up prank
you do, because it is it can be fucking lethal.
And why I can't play those games like online with
other people. Just leave me in my room playing this
ship by myself. I don't want to talk to these fuckers.

(54:54):
They're all there, fucking idiots, just like next level sociopathy.
It's fucking crazy. That's why I just you know, like
really nice and easy games with no Internet connection. Sometimes.
This definitely seems to me to be one of those
examples of our you know, politicians and judicial system lagging
behind modern technology, because there's no way this shouldn't be

(55:14):
seen as attempted murder. Well no, the guy who called
that one in in Kansas, he was he was charged
with involuntary manslaughter and like two other charges. Right, But
even when they don't kill someone, they're pulling guns on
them and you know, ready to use them because of
the crime that's been reported. So, I mean, I just
don't see how it's not. It is jailable, but you

(55:37):
can't prove intent to murder. Yeah, but I don't know.
It just seems like they're the law should be harsher
for swatting. Yeah, it's you can definitely create a bigger
penalty and a higher penalty, but yeah, in terms of
the charge, it probably can't. And that's why Jack is
introducing the swat Act. Yes, um D Day Invasion is
trending today because it is the seventy four anniversary of

(56:01):
the d D invasion. Um, and one of my favorite
facts about the d D invasion. People are writing about
how like technology affected the invasion, how geology affected the invasion,
But I want to tell you guys about how amphetamines
impacted the invasion. Hitler by this point was just an
amphetamine addul mess and he also liked to stay up

(56:24):
very late and sleep until noon on most days during
World War Two. And he had specifically instructed his people
never to wake him up, and they knew never to
wake him up just because he was just so fucking
angry and crazy. Which you know, if you've ever dealt
with somebody who's on uh uppers and you're trying to

(56:45):
wake them up, it's it's not a good scene. Uh So, Anyways,
they let Hitler sleep until noon on D Day, and
because he was uh so you know, set on dictating
all of the military strategy, they were unable to react
and adapt to, you know, the surprise invasion until noon.
So that gave the Allied powers jump on the access

(57:11):
powers because Hitler slept in that day. Um, don't do drugs,
So don't do drugs while you're trying to mastermind World
War tip. Don't do drugs dictators? Yes. And finally, Alice
Murray Johnson is trending because, uh, Kim Kardashian has gotten
her freed. She is a woman who was given an

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insanely harsh penalty, put in prison for years and years
and years for what was her drug offense. Very limited
was like being part of a drug conspiracy, I think,
but she was like, in no way like the major players.
It was just basically a non violent drug offense. Uh,
and was doing life and just by all accounts, a

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really lovely person. And there was a Mike dot Com
video about her play that Kim Kardashian just happened to
notice on Twitter, and uh, this motivated her to set
a meeting with President Trump. So she went met with
President Trump. And while Alice Johnson has been freed, uh.

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Just also of note, a couple of weeks ago, Sylvester
Stallone met with Trump and got Jack Johnson his record cleared. Obviously,
Jack Johnson's has been dead for a long time, but
he was the great heavyweight who was framed and you know,
just treated like ship by the system because he was

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black and famous at a time when America wasn't cool
with that. But I think that was the thing. Do
you believe that, oh this is uh so, who do
we need to send to meet with Donald Trump to
get him to uh yeah, to leave start tearing families apart,

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averaging with shouncer just to get him and drag him
out of there, Like well, it seems like a very
specific type of celebrity works, like it has to be
the most vapid taco bell is to Mexican food. What
this celebrity is to the issue at hand, Like Sylvester
Stallone getting the record of Jack Johnson freed because Sylvester

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Stallone played rock because yeah, I don't know. It's maybe
Dolph Lungdren gets us to the bottom of the Russia
investigation because he played Ivan Drago Kim is something else?
You know. I have to hand it to her. When
that meeting was said, I was like, what the fund
is going on? But I guess there really is a
formula to this ship. Just get some celebrity to advocate

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for you, uh and if you have more followers in
than Trump, then maybe he'll listen. Yeah, it's once you
stually gonna be like, hey, can you stop like separate
eating immigrant families? What was her response to this best
news ever and then three prayer hanimal gees. Yeah. So,
I mean, hey, good for you, Kim Kardashian. I mean,

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if she can convince Trump to somehow look at the
plight of somebody who is just a victim of the
crazy sentencing laws. Uh, I don't know. Okay, but wait,
how hard was that task? What do you mean you
have Donald Trump and you have Kim Kardashian. She could
have come over and asked him to get her car

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washed for free, the White House car washing done, Like,
I don't think. I think he's such a simple minded
piece of ship that he was just excited to meet
Kim Carr. That's what I say. That he didn't give
a gut damn. I bet he didn't know who he
who she was talking about? Or Okay, yeah, I can
do that. I don't. I don't think there was anything when.
I mean, it's good that this woman is you know

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that this has been taken care of. But I you know,
I don't know that. I think Kim Kardashian is a
is a bit of a No. I mean, I'm not
I'm not really like commending her in that sense. It's
just sort of amazing to sort of see that this
is where we're at. And also I'm sure he also
did it for the optics going into mid terms, because
let's face it, uh, most people of color not fucking

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with Donald Trump. So like you see what I did though,
the woman from the Mike dot Com video also, Kanye
is my homie. I just think he just did it
to meet I think he might as well have been
a ten year old boy. Well, there are there was
there was something said that he was thinking about his
own ratings by having her there and taking that photo
and like that's how there was some mention to her,

(01:01:33):
like to someone else that he's like his like alignment
with Kanye was helping his approval ratings with with African America. Yeah. So,
I mean, in addition to you know, all the investigations
and things that are being done to undo his policies
and fight him in the normal ways, I think we
need to start thinking about ship like this, Like what
are these just incredibly synthetic things that appeal to him

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that we can use to manipulate this president does? It
seems very easy to do. And there's that rumor, now, well,
I don't we don't know if it's true, hasn't been
confirmed yet that that's why Dennis Rodman is going to
North to the North Korea summit in Singapore. So I
don't know if that hasn't been fully confirmed, i'd think
just to be around. I don't know if he's gonna
be in the actual talks, but he may be there.

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And that's what the whole, the whole thing they're saying,
because I think he's the only person on earth who
has met both Donald Trump and Kim John l Yeah,
so except for maybe Mike Pompeo actually, but yeah, he's
gonna they should all go to that water park together.
He's got that new newish water park North Korea. Yeah,
oh yeah, there's great footage of him inspecting the building

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of the water park and I mean like looking at
all the toys that go into the water, very serious,
like squishing them. Yeah oh yeah, I mean yeah, they
should make a whole day of it. Yeah, Kim Jong
un inspection photographs are among the best out there. Yeah,
I don't know, they're so carefully choreographed and than photoshopped
and yeah, you got to squeeze him just right. Yeah,

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those toys. I don't know who you bring out that
gets him excited enough to do anything, you know, but
maybe the ghost of his father that that's actually yeah Hamlet,
yeah Rde He has never seen Hamlet, so you could
easily just like just get the people who did the
Tupac hologram, right, you know what I mean? And then

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well no, then Hollywood Boulevard there's that weird like hologram
theater and ship where you can see like Jimmi Hendrix play.
I don't even think you need to go that over
the top. I think you just need to get wrestlers
who aligned with a specific image. And because inside his brain,
the world is just the w W eight, like everything
just works like the w do. So all you need
to do is get Hulk Hogan to like whatever aligns

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with Hulk Hogan, and you know you're going to be
a good Bandanna Yeah. Um, Kevin, it's been a pleasure
having you know, it's been a pleasure of being here.
Thank you for coming in. Where can people find you
and follow you on the internet. I'm at Kevin Avery
on Twitter and I'm at Kevin Avery Comedy on Instagram.

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about in today's episode, as well as the song that
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to day? Well, yesterday I played a Cajun not a flip,
and a few people have some kind words to say.
So let's just keep it going because it's a pump
today and we've just seen all the energy we get.
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Just keep it cooking and then get through the week.
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