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Hello the Internet, and welcome to Seasons sixty five, Episode
four up Dead Daly's Night Guys, the podcast where we
take a deep dive into America's share consciousness using the headlines,
box office reports, TV ratings, and what's trending on googs
and SoC meds. It's Thursday, January sevent two thousand nine. Team,
my name is Jack O'Brien, A k Donmo, Brian Arigato,
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Brian Mr Roboto, Brian uh and I'm thri to be
joined by my co host, Mr Miles Grays. Miles Miles
tell him that it's human nature mass mass Do they
do me? That green? Alright? Anyway? That is human nature?
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and born in the eighties now I remember them. I
just don't remember that they handled that song. Oh who
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did your a? K? So I can be really happy
for tray game, trit game, Okay, happy for I've heard
of this, I've heard of this account show yourself z K. Yeah,
I want to know who first. Yeah, he seemed impressed
by my ak um just like a long exhale. Well yeah,
I mean no, because that was it sounded like Jackpine. Yeah.
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Well my accent is on point, don't I don't think
we need to mention that. Yeah, obviously that native speaking. Well,
we're thrilled to be joined in third seed by the
hilarious post of the yeo of this racist podcast, Mr
Andrew here to spill that I thought we contractually agreed
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to low T. Yeah. Well I was gonna leave low
T for you because it's so fire. That was. Yeah,
that's by a k from Mr Jacob of course. Now
is that it like the opposite of high TI or
we're talking about low testosterone? What was that? That like
became a buzzword in a like a pharmaceutical Commercialy, it's
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always on like sports. I think it was fake pharmaceutical.
It was. It's like in the it's over the counter
new tropics, non FDA approved. Hey man, that ship works. Man,
it's so dope because it's just like you're like, okay,
just needle American men on their like man security. Yeah,
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and it's just like, guess what, you can rake it in.
No one will ever complain that their dick is still
so like it's just your wife will thank us. It's
the perfect you guys. Good for them. I'm so much
looking forward to this weekend. We got the gang together
in advance. This Saturday, you can stay up all night
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in the same room with me, with Miles, with Mr
Andrew tu We are at s F Sketch Fest. Go
to the SF Sketch Fest website under tickets and schedule
or lab Nation or punch Line website. We're doing the
zite guys for an entire year. You guys, very specific.
World changed. We won't tell you what year it is.
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You have to come and find out. If this includes me.
By the way, I'm going to find out about four
minutes after that you're gonna have on stage, and then
you'll be like, I wish you had told me I
could have prepared. If I may get in my plug,
anyone at that show, please stay up fourteen more hours
and come to the oss racist that Sunday. I think
we're at one thirty something like that. Yeah, yeah, just
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if anyone promises to stay up all night, I'll find
a way to sneak them into the afterparty that I'm
pretty sure we're not supposed to sneak people into having
an after the festival. Is oh ship, there's a win?
When is it? And it just mouths to me, it's dope.
We're going back to our families right and buys it
buys a ticket, it stays up all night and comes
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to our show. I will do my best, but we
will stay out after our show and then we'll go
to Sante's for the Indian pizza except for me because
I'm way too old. Yeah, that's what somebody was like, Hey,
so are you guys gonna hang out after? Is Jack? Like?
Way too old? Where does Jack? How fucking low te
I've got very low tea. All right, Andrew, we're going
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to talk to you a little bit more in a moment. First,
we're telling our listeners a couple of the things we're
talking about today, speaking a low ti. The Gillette brand
is a low tee brand now because they are cutting
it up with their new ad campaign about how we're
not supposed to wolf whistle at women. Come on, man,
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we're gonna talk about the controversy over that. We're gonna
talk about controversy. Yeah, man, very conscious, no, very controversial.
Gillette is fucked because literally hundreds of people are talking
about boycotting. So that's that's amazing that a new story
would say hundreds of people are literally talking about boy
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like hundreds. Come on, man, we're gonna talk about the
dopest new the Daily Show. It finally has a spiritual
successor you know, after John Stewart left The Daily Show.
Some people still like it with Trevor Noah, but some
people think it's not quite up to snuff. We now
have the era apparent the best comedic news show, and
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we're gonna talk about that. Listen to a couple of
clips from that, hosted by Mike Huckabee. We're going to
we're gonna talk about the Brexit agreement. Not really, We're
just gonna tell you that everything's fucked. Trump's numbers are sliding,
but the Wall is also becoming more powerful. And we're
gonna talk about Karen Pence's new teaching job. All of
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that and more on today's Daily Zeit guys. But first, Andrew,
what is something from your search history that's for reeling
about who you are? Okay, my most recent search history
was just I guess it would be Wendy Dang. I
don't want to give away the third word because it
gets into one of my other things that we're gonna
talk about. So Wendy Dang something um. But I was
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doing a little bit of you know what it was.
I searched Wendy Dang bio pick to find out if
anyone was working on one because I I had a
moment where I was like, I'm aa right, that motherfucker,
and then I ran it by my Chinese writer friends
and they were like, uh, for sure, the Murdoch family
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has spiked that for eternity. And also you can decide
if this is like pursue this, and honestly, there's you're
really like finding like looking at the line between career
suicide and life suicide, because it's just like right of course.
But Wendy dang Um, for anyone who doesn't know, is
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like a where's Waldo of the worst people on Earth?
It's incredible ball I mean Jared and Novanka. Of course,
she's married to Rupert Murdoch. She had an affair with Putin.
People are pretty sure Antoni Blair, Yeah, that was a
big deal. That she had an affair with Tony Blair, like, well,
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it's uncorp and she like she like uh, And they
think she's a Chinese spy. I hope. So if she's
not a Chinese spy, imagine if she was doing all
this insane ship she was doing it, she wasn't a
Chans like she's trying to guess people. It's just anyway.
I might still do a fictionalized version of this, but
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Wendy deng Uh probably like the woman who has more
leverage over people, who have more power over a larger
population than anyone who's ever lived over right, you think
she's got that compromise on everyone, literally everyone. It's a
wild I know you got lotiv lad. Yeah, I just
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I just like she's so powerful and was just like
you know, born outside of Shanghai and during the Cultural
Revolution and was like fuck this, Yeah, I'm gonna do
the opposite of all of these things. And so when
you said people were telling you like career suicide and
that what like you just be blacklisted for even attempting
I mean they're basically like, you can write it, but
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for sure no one will ever ever ever ever touch it,
right because of all the other forces at work and
shows box. Yeah. Yeah, basically A good thing to know
is that Andrew's end game for his career as being
a Fox News analysts. Yeah, that's the top. Yeah. Yeah,
I guess I could write a glowing biopic of Wendy
Days so sanitized. She's like the it girl. Well maybe,
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I mean she left Rupert Murdoch, didn't she, So maybe
they're like not fuck her. It just feels like that
can't be because it would still it would mean mostly
any movie about her would mostly be about that time.
I would imagine or at least have a big part
about it. Regardless, it's like, you know, you'd have to
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do it like succession style. Not clear, but it is clear, Yeah,
and just making it like inspired. But yeah, exactly, I
just call him out by name, you know what I mean,
that's what we want, ye Dang Daniel? Is that a
good title? That's get it again powerful the literary classic
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Dang Dang dang. Anyway, Wendy Dang? What is something you
think is underrated? Okay? Well, can I do my myth first?
Because well they they they sort of dove tail, which
is that the myth that like there's a big hunger
for biopics is such fucking trash. Um. I the real
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reason so many biopics get made, or I think from
what I understand in this dumb toown, is that they
are one of like the easiest ways to get a
script on the Blacklist interesting because they like and then
it just kind of like Hollywood, like it just gets
its own momentum. Um. Is it just because the creator
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of the Blacklist has like a real sweet tooth for
biopics that I'm not sure. I think it's just like,
you know, like like in sort of classic Hollywood fashion,
it's a thing that makes people seem smart liking biopics,
but for this story story, the stories, like you know,
the authenticities. I don't know if you've heard of this
(10:31):
Freddie Murder. Yeah, so that's I mean, like it's just like, yes,
of course there's some audience for biopics, but compared to
the number that get made, it's ridiculous. Yeah. And it's
like you have to see what they were like as
a child to fully understand what so many so many
people I know have been told by their reps that
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are like, oh, yeah, you want to get on the Blacklist,
write a biopic, which is why, which is why I
was researching for people who don't people who don't live
in this town. Right, that's the most hot unmade scripts list, Yeah,
in town. I think what it is is it's a
good way to a black list of like we don't
folk with these people. Yeah, yeah, right, it's a good
way to get attention reps meeting considers this kind of
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ship without Really, I don't know that we're working that hard.
You just like read like two biographies, pick out like scenes,
put them in some usually just chronological order. You don't
have to worry about structure, by and law as much
as you would with like, you know, wholly invented thing
or a narrative thing. Like so many biopics are just
like there's a bunch of ships that happened. We're gonna like,
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you know, make a sort of a through line good enough,
and the ending will be and the rest is history. Yeah.
And it's always about the actor, like it as far
as right, And it's just like the good ones are
a good acting performance, the bad ones are bad acting performance.
That's honestly kind of it, right, Like you have your
Malcolm x Is and your Steve Jobs starring Ashton Kutcher's like, yeah, yeah,
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the part great seminal works, but then yeah, sometimes it
doesn't work. Yeah, what is something you think is underrated?
So my over and under are also linked. God, I'm sorry,
I'm like, I'm dollege thesis from somebody who really knows
how to write, doesn't have to stick to the paragraph format.
He's like all over the place together, I just put
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this ship. Well, so on my way over here, I
had to realizations, which is like, actually cooking meals is
hugely overrated. I I do, but I have um my,
the meal right before this one, I had a quick lunch,
and then many of the meals this week. I think
partially it's because U as y'all are probably familiar with
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this feeling. I'm going to be out of town for
a couple of days starting to morrow, so I'm trying
to clean out my fridge. But I've just been like, fully,
I've had multiple meals this week that have been standing
up eating component ingredients over the same You're like, oh man,
you ever eating like a whole handful of cilantro exactly cube, Yeah,
it was really it was on that on that level
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of which gets me to my underrated which is something
I did literally thirty five minutes ago. Um eating a
mozzarella ball like an apple in fuck incredible, like the huge,
like big, eat the whole thing. But because because you're
not an animal. Yeah, but I'm gonna finish it to
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But yeah, I was just sitting around. I was like, ship,
I have, like, well full disclosure, was about six minutes late.
But I at the time thought I had about six
minutes before I had to go. So you were late
because you were buying a big mozzarella. Yes, did you
even season that ship or you just went? I had?
I had a loose salami and just like a bite
of mozzarella, held like an apple, eating like an apple.
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The salami is important. A couple of slices of salami,
one more bite of the mozzarella, put it back in
a zip block, standing up salami, standing dog. It was glorious. Though.
It's so fun to do that. You feel like a
crazy person. Yeah, right, and it's you're both you have
to be both single and that mozzarella has to be
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finished high within I'm guessing it's ten more hours before
it's like utterly rotten. But self seasons. Yeah, but I'm
gonna I'm gonna go home and just well, please try
and keep your focus throughout the show. I know in
my mind I just see like a fucking thought bubble
of that little just a little bite, perfect bite, mark
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out of it, Mizzarella. What's your mean? Damn it? Anyway?
I want the Zy gang to give that a shot. Yeah,
try to have it. Your loved ones will be impressed.
Pepper some bald like a vinegar. You know, I'm not
against it. I just think I'm not combining to ingredients
this week. That's what you know, what I'm not doing
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putting one thing that's a food with another thing that's
a food. But you could take a bite and then
just do the mill. They're just like a couple of
shakes of bosonic. There you go. Alright, guys, let's talk
about Gillette because the world went a crazy two days
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ago over this new ad where they basically declared themselves
woke and that it was time to uh shut the
funk up with all the toxic masculinity. Masculinity as we
now pronounce it. It's a soft sea, like a Romanian
last masculine. Uh yeah, I mean it's uh, it's it's real,
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it's it's a commercial. I don't think it's the most
mind blowing thing, but I like what the message is
just sort of like a men do better? Can we
all just uh? And that's not really the story. I mean, like, yes,
we've seen commercials like this, not like not specifically like this,
but you know commercials around you know, the the progress
that we're trying to create anxiety. But man, it was
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more of the response to this that is just partially
saddening but mostly hilarious to like read what people's feelings
are like in the Daily Mail, Like Pierce Morgan had
some ship to say. The Daily Mail was like, oh,
you see this what happens when more women are in
the boardroom. You guys, by the way, obviously pay more
attention on the day. What the funk was his disease?
Donyone to figure that out? Yet his rare disease or
(16:27):
unusual disease. They put him in the hospital. No, I
don't know, just being a total cock. Do do too hard? Yeah?
Too hard? Too hard? No? But I mean, like I
think it's just in general. Yeah, Like the message was clear,
but many creatures from the conservative webisphere came out with
their takes. There are a lot of angry tweets of
people being like, oh wow, like this is one that says,
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this is absolutely shambalic stuff, a cheap and disingenuous attempt
to win favor with today's PC culture. Men are not
like this, and sexual harassment and bullying have never been
part of what masculinity is about. Any bloke with their
salt should boycott Gillett products. Now, this was from a
British ad agency, which seems like, why the reason that
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it's becoming like a big British story is from British
ad agency Because I was like, I was unclear on
why that seemed to be the locus of all the controversy, right,
but yeah, that seems like maybe that's the reason. But
literally the headline is you just alienated about half your customers, Cohen.
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Hundreds of British men threatened up boycott. Yeah. The hashtag
of hashtag get woke, go broke? Yes, yeah, I mean
good luck with that. Procter and Gamble, I think can
weather this storm. Did you see that like BBC story
about this like alleged like the alleged right wing online
outrage where it was basically like they were quoting clear
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Twitter eggs like like you know, they were like this
guy says he's going to boycott, you know, and and
you know like quote tweeting him his hand at for Yeah.
It was like like, you know, lads like blah blah,
and I'm just like alright, like have some fucking standards bs.
And like the imagery too, is very It's just like,
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you know, there's their moments of like man cat calling
or like boys watching television where a character like it's
normalizing sexual harassment or uh, you know, man talking over
a woman in a boardroom or whatever. It's like, yeah, okay,
we you see what's going on here. But the reaction again,
one of my favorite was someone on Reddit. This goes
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the first one of these comments on woan cat. They
put together some reactions and this is one of my favorites.
First is one he says, that's a shitty commercial, Like
what the fuck? A guy was about to go talk
to a girl passing by and his friend said not cool. Seriously,
what the fuck? Then the reply to that, yeah, welcome
to twenty nineteen. Next stop where it's literally illegal to
have a dick. Now that first comment about the guy
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going to talk to a girl passing by, and his
friend said, not cool. Seriously, what the fuck? Like that
does seem to be What happens is like the guy
doesn't isn't like like it doesn't like grab her anything.
It does appear that he's trying to just go talk
to her, and his friend is like, hey, not cool. Well,
based on that, I'm gonna I'm gonna say that character
has a backstory he already knows. He already knows it's
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always in which case that prison should not be free
to roam the earth. Probably that actually that was probably
true about like a statistically significant number of Yeah. Yeah,
so I would say, uh, the Intelligence or the New
York Magazine blog pointed out, you know, they're they're like, yes,
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we agree with their message, but it's not an effective
commercial because it doesn't clearly communicate like like well, if
you just look at people's response, like the nikead that
was supposedly controversial, is seven to one dislike in terms
of ratio on YouTube, whereas this is four dislikes to
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one like on YouTube. And they were just kind of
suggesting that maybe it's because it does seem like it's
not the most clearly drawn argument it. It's like, I
don't know they the way that they are addressing uh
it two men. It's sort of like, look, guys. The
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it starts with showing like shitty male behavior, then it
shows the me too movement, and then it's like all
the men rethinking their behavior and it's like, look, we
were sexually harassing and assaulting women and now it's time
to change, which is like, well that's not necessarily. Maybe
you were, but you know a lot of people weren't.
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Which are the responses that I've seen. I don't know,
it's just I think racism is just easier to get
over for some people. With the misogyny. Yeah, it's just
like yeah, fine, and I know some cool black dudes
or whatever, but you're like a woman, excuse me, a
woman is better than me? Or the same. Well, there's
a lot of misogyny too, because it's like it's of
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the like how could I how could I be a misogynist?
I love fucking women, you know what I mean. It's
like lots of you know what I'm saying, lots of
misogynists have intimate relationships with women. That doesn't mean they're
not misogynists. Um, and I think that's the harder for
people to understand. It's just like there's no like my
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mom's a woman. Yeah, there's no analogous version of like
the KKK for you know, which is like even that
of course, the ignorant extreme example for racism. It's like
a lot of people that you can't be racist, you know,
crosses and ship, but even the worst misogynists really can't
approach like completely separating from women forever, you know what
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I mean. It's just like people don't get that. The
other thing I wanted to say, though, is that that
like lick likes and dislikes measure is like the same
like statistical massaging. That's like the media only has like
a thirty approval rating, or like you know, everyone hates
like House Democrats, and it's like, yeah, but the reasons
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for hating these people are almost diametrically opposite, you know,
like if you hate Nancy Pelosi, you could do it
from almost anywhere on the political spectrum, right like, and
it's yeah, it's meaning to say I dislike. And also
like the YouTube too is like being the party place
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for toxic masculine If you put a video up there,
that's like trying to hold a mirror up to anything
like that, like yeah, yeah, yeah, let me get back,
let me get back to, let me get back to
commenting kunt on Amy humor videos, Like, all right, guys,
let's talk about Mike Huckabee. He has a what what
seems like his answer to The Daily Show twenty five
(22:56):
years later, Um, it's a weekly show on tb N.
What is that? Trinity Broadcasting Network? Baby and fucking TBN
at the gym yesterday. Yeah, I think it was like
it was all right wing ship and I was like,
what is this? I think it was TBN? Right? Were
they playing uh sid roths It's supernatural? I don't. I
(23:19):
just I only noticed because all of the ads were
for like no, no, it was for like call in
or like by this Trump commemorative coin. And then and
then the station idea came up and I was like,
what TBN? I think I had a t B I
uh yeah, so he's got you know, look, we're always
(23:41):
saying we knew the conservatives have been praying to the
heavens for a weapon in the culture wars to poone
the libs, and you know, again, let me just read
the description of this show Mike Cook these weekly show.
It's his former Republican presidential Canada Mike Hook would be
hosted this weekly hour that includes a monologue common ting
on issues of the day, a question and answer session
(24:03):
with the studio audience, a panel of commentators uh and
interviews with special guests. Each episode closes with a song
by a quote house band consisting of members of the
Fox News staff. Wolf, I don't even know what this means,
as depressingly almost exactly the format of the USS Racist
Pilot I did a couple of years. Well, there's nothing
(24:27):
necessarily wrong with the format, and it was weird that
you closed with a song by a house band consisting
of members of the Fox News staff. But oh they're
so good though, But we so we want to just
check in a couple of times with what Huck he
has to say, as he owns the libs, so let's
just check in with one of his takes. But in
(24:49):
just their first four days, they managed to set a
new Land speed record for careening from reasonable impersonation of
a rational human being to full on the at poop
Looney's now time next Thursday, I have expected him to
be climbing to the top of the Capital Dome while
screaming gibberish and waving flaming torches. Here's just a little
(25:13):
recap of their version of Maga Make America Grown Again.
I said, bank America Growing again. Wow. If you look
at them, if you actually look at the clip of
the video clip, the audience is all like Septo and
octo and nano pets, genarians, very elderly white audience. Yeah,
(25:39):
and some of the people look like they even know
this ship is bad though too, Like there's also pained laughter,
who are like, okay it this weeks. He's gonna have
Alan Derschwitz on. Oh yeah, so that'll be a litty yeah.
But again, well we have all kinds of other clips
from there. Yeah, we're going to continue check in with Huckabee.
(26:01):
But yeah, that writing style of his translates as well
as we all imagined it would, too. Out loud joke
telling that poop crazy man. I can't believe I didn't
get an interview for this writing style. Shameful. It is
lovely to see Republicans like are like conservatives. Finally, like
every time they compete in the marketplace of ideas on comedy,
(26:24):
it is the fucking best. The show cost a billion
dollars to make. It looks like a million bucks. It
looks like, yes, whatever, they spent every penny of it
up on the screen. Everybody should check it out. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back,
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and we're back and a super producer. Nick Stump was
actually making a good point that maybe that Gillette thing
where the dudes just like man, don't go up and
talk to that girl. Their point is just like in
this Meto era, Dude, you gotta be careful. You can't
even can't even say hello Tom without a cop around something.
(27:12):
I don't know, am I right? Fellas, they're just like
every like fifty year old stand up working today. That's right,
we'll have some later you alright, guys, let's talk about Brexit.
It's at a weird impasse where the populists ideas don't
really work, so anytime anyone proposes a version that would
(27:36):
work within the government, nobody wants to do it. It's
basically the same deal. It's like right wing populism that
people voted for, but that is in no way they
don't really want it I possible or like can in
no way be done in a modern society, like the wall.
So yeah, it's our government's shut down, and they're sort
(27:58):
of they don't know what the fun they're gonna do
breaks it. I do like how right wing governments across
the globe have kind of like they're like the dog
that caught the car. They're they're really just like like
in this country, I guess probably the most obviously, like
they're really going to try to push through, like overturning
roev Wade like they need it, they need to talk
about it. It's weird that they might actually do it
(28:20):
for them, right, Yeah, yeah, so that's I don't know,
Theresa May that there was a vote of no confidence
yesterday that didn't get enough support, so she's still there surviving. Yeah.
It really is a lot like the dog that caught
the car, where like the dog and the car just
they're together being like huh okay, so now what ye
(28:44):
what else? All the all the right wing maniacs are
like you eat that fucking car. That's right. But so
on the subject of the wall. While Trump's numbers have
continued to slide because of his inability to run a
(29:06):
government that stays open, the wall continues to become more popular. Well,
it's interesting he's losing ground with like one of his
core demos, which is uncollaged whites. Uh. And they say
forty five percent of whites with that college degree approved
the job done by Trump. That was compared to fifty
(29:27):
four who backed him in December. That's a pretty big
drop of nine points. Uh. And so that's that's what's
kind of interesting when I think because to like, because
these are now things that are affecting a very large
number of people in many different ways. Because even if
you don't work for the government, you think about all
the lost revenue that's coming from people who would be
spending money if they had their check from the government,
(29:49):
other businesses, other you know, landlords not getting their money. Like,
it's it's not a fucking it's not a good situation obviously.
But yeah, like you said, but yeah, I mean xenophobia.
My god, it's way in right now. It's climbing so
hot right now. Yeah, Well that's it. That's the weird
thing is despite his support going down so in another
posts of Americans now support the construction of the border wall,
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a full eight percentage point jumped from previous results on
the same question one year ago. So there's a chance
that people are like, the ground he's losing with his
base is being lost with people who are mad he
hasn't been able to get the wall. Well, there's also
there's also thirty nine percent of Republicans don't want the
government shut down over the wall. They don't think that
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the wall is worth shutting the government down. Right, So
they still like the wall, but they're like, well, I'm
not like I mean to continue along with that there,
says respondents who said they strongly support the walls construction.
That increased also from Yeah, I feel like we're seeing
the real Republican Party come out of the of course
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we're xenophobic racists, we hate brown people. We just don't
like the way Trump talks. Like that's sort of maybe
also solidifying because it's like he's doing this the wrong way,
Like this actually fucks my brand up a little. I
was able to just sort of like operate as like
a shadow racist. Right, you don't talk about it, the
fact that you're sucking over people of color, You just
(31:15):
do it, to just do it. And then they went
in about right, Well, and also I think they're kind
of realizing like you know, for like as far as
r O I racism, R O I goes the wall
isn't really that good. It's just a number. But they're
gonna spend all this money to funk over brown people.
They can do it a lot more effectively, so many
other ways, like putting money into Mike Huckabees TB and show.
(31:37):
That's right. Do we have another clip? Yeah? This time?
This time he had a great stand up on Okay,
and I mean this guy, he's finally just talking truth
about you know, millennials, just just get you know, just
take a big old mozzerilla bite out of this one.
Grandma and Grandpa's television with top Grandma crowd a doll.
(32:02):
Some of you young millennials don't like you don't know
what I don't we love you through jeez. I love
my millennials. I love my millennials. Don't we love our millennials.
I've got two millennials, you know, and I love our millennials.
But may I just say something very quick later when
you write in my note, be sure to print. But anyhow,
(32:23):
cript shot who drop the fucking bam because we can't
read cursive, So print. I love though two He probably
saw some Netflix special and he saw someone do a
bit where they just there was like word repetition about
one word, and it sounded honey, can you get in
(32:46):
here just if I just say this one word over?
No Doi doily? Millennials doily. It's also just like part
of the reason like when you're when you're in the
audience at a TV show or doing any live thing,
they can beat you over the head with like laugh,
We'll do another taker the show will be over, and
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they're like, okay, guys, we're gonna need to just get
some more laughs on on the mix for this so
we can edit this all right. Now, this one's gonna
be a real big laugh. Now this is gonna be
a ten out of ten, and then we're gonna have
a six out of ten and then the three out
of yea, they couldn't even get that somehow. It's incredible
the audience responses just like and he was talking about
millennials like they were like half black kids, you know
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what I mean. And he was like, and I love
my millennials. I got two at home, like I got
I got two grandkids, like what he was about to say,
And but yeah, anyway, I just had to we just
had to hop check the post of the hug Aby Show.
Let's I guess. Let's move on before it starts into
the All Hugby review. Let's talk about mother. Mother. Karen
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Pence is back at work. She missed her job teaching
and she is teaching at a school that is so
anti gay. They don't allow LGBT anything anything, No students,
no messaging. Uh. And then like even parents have to
sign this weird like I'll never gay agreement kind of thing. Uh.
(34:12):
This is in the Huffington Post. Do they have some
of the document. This is a school called Emmanuel Christian
in Virginia, and this is from one of the agreements
that parents have to sign. It says moral misconduct which
violates the bona fide occupational qualifications for employees of this
for employees, but is not limited to, such behaviors as
the following heterosexual activity outside of marriage e g. Premarital sex, cohabitation,
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extramarital sex, homosexual or lesbian sexual activity, polygamy, transgender identity,
any other violation of the unique roles of male and
female sexual harassment, use or viewing of pornographic materials, or websites,
and then the application goes on to say that the
school believes that quote marriage unites one man and one woman,
and that a wife is commended to submit to her
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husband as a church submits to Christ. Yeah, that's exactly
where I thought she would teach. And on the and
then on the job application also has them explain their
view of quote the creation evolution debate. Huh, that's this
would be so easy to get a job here, Like
if you were smart enough, like yeah, dude, I mean God, Dude,
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God came down and lust the fucking earth with Adam
and Eve and the rest is history. You know what
probably is hard is like there's so much like in
group jargon with those folks that you'd have to like
really take a bone up a little bit. Yeah, you would.
You would have to spend some time like going to
meetings or something. Bible stuff. Man, I went to Lutheran
and Catholic school. I know all the buzzwords. I could,
(35:38):
I could sing, I could jump in on a hymn
with them. I heard you said God and Adam and
Eve you know at all? Oh? Yeah, I mean, I mean,
where were you there when they crucified my Lord that's
a great track that feels like some very Catholic guilt ship.
Well yo, yeah, I mean all the lyrics are like
were you there? Then? Like were you there when they
put him in the tomb and put him on a cross? Yeah,
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cat like like sort of feel bad about that ship,
whereas a lot of the you know, Southern Baptist religions
are just like, we know who did that ship? Jesus,
we all know, right, It's like if I'd been there,
this crucifixion wouldn't have gone down. Yeah, watch the Passion
of the Christ. We all know what went down. They
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have they say at this school too, in the parent church,
it says women are only permitted to teach SCRIPTU to children,
teenagers and other women, and they have health classes in
fifth grade, of which has a quote distinctly biblical perspective. Uh.
And then they also like read this book called The
Secret Keeper The Delicate Power of Modesty for the women
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in class the young girls at the school. Wait, so
what what is excluded from that list of people? Women
are allowed to just grown men? I think so they
can't speak to grown men about the bottom. Men have
to talk to men man, right, I guess I don't know.
That's kind of confusing to me. To can talk to
women if they want, but they can't. The woman can't
initiate it and act like she knows something about the
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Bible that they don't because they're like, oh, I'm sorry,
do you tell about the Bible? I know every word.
Just tell me a page and I'll say I'll recite
it from I'm sorry. It's got a woman. No, he's
a man talked to I was a black woman and
we all know that. But in what she's doing there
at the school with his old mother. She she taught
there for twelve years when he was in Congress, so
that was her old job. And she's just like, I
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have to get back. But anyway, in this book the
Segret Keeper, there's a second. Is the source of power
is modesty? Modesty a source of great power. Yes, modesty
is the source of this delicate give formidable power, making
it a power in and of itself. It's delicate because
it can be so innocently given away without your even
knowing it. It's formidable or difficult to deal with or
control because once you've mastered it, no man will be
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given access to the full secrets. Behind your allure until
you so desire. Yeah, and then there's like a weird
thing about flapper dresses. It's like, for the first time
dresses were short and women were showing arm, was it sexual?
You bet? Flappers quote unquote were known to drink a
lot and treats actually casually, often attending necking parties. So
they're just like, it's all this wild misinformation in there,
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and you know what she teaches, you know what she
there art with the focus on the work of George O'Keeffe. Yeah,
no're just they're getting learnt up. Oh my god, who
writes anti flat that's anti propaganda. Yeah. Also that that
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sentence is like it would be awesome. It's like circulars logic,
Like so circular that there. It's because they just keep
repeating the same premise and conclusion. Silent being quiet and
you know, modest is a superpower. This is actually in
snow White, like Disney's first Disney Princess. That is the
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main message she keeps like getting bailed out when she's
asleep or passed out and looking pretty. People see hurt
when she looks pretty. But if she's like making decisions
or doing anything showing any agency, she sucks it up
and like almost kills herself. All right, I'm just it's
(39:13):
just sucking sad though, you know what I mean, Like,
this is the fucking wife of the what is it
called the second lady, that's the term for that second
second second mother is out of school, that has such
fucking backwards, violent rhetoric towards LGBTQ people. And then like
this is just it's just like kind of like okay,
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and that's fine, that's not you know, we're not there yet,
but that's we're not there yet. I guess that's really sadly,
we're just not there yet. We're like, this is okay.
I mean, but we've always known from the top from
the beginning that Mike Pence is his whole ship is
based on like erasing. I mean, that's where we're at. Also,
it's just like this is this is the like alternative.
(39:53):
This is like, oh, once we get that hate mager
Trump out of office, right, this is what we got
to the store for us necking parties. All right, we're
gonna take another quick break and we'll be back with
more Huckabee and we're back, and should we just come
(40:21):
off the top rope with a little bit more. Yeah. Fine, Yeah,
I can't get enough of this ship. I mean, this
is this next one just to say, let me just
set this clip up for you. It was a story
about I think, like a guy who tried to steal
a bicycle and was like really stupid about it. I
don't know. It was probably from like, you know, one
of those like News of the Stupid or like Dumb
(40:43):
Criminals websites where I think a guy was just basically
a very inept bicycle thief, and then this is him
just giving him the fucking smoke. Okay, so just put
on your protective belts. I wonder if I can charge
him for impersonating a criminal or maybe attempted deaff without
using a brain. I'm not sure, but he's probably not
(41:07):
going to be a big wheel in prison. Please clap?
All right, we had had to get Jeff Buss in there.
Please clap. Oh my god, do we want to break
this joke down? Yes, we've been talking about this all morning.
So we're trying to figure out what that big wheel
(41:29):
in prison joke means? Is it? That wheel sounds like deal. Yeah,
he's gonna be a big deal in prison, and wheel
because he's stole a bike or is being a big
wheel like a thing that people used to say I
just assumed, uh like hu could be is just like,
well that's not a normal bicycle. You know, one enormous
(41:51):
wheel and one tiny wheel and you just ride on
it with a style. That's how he rides bicycles. Yeah,
I think he is. What he's doing is actually very genius.
It works on two levels. He's saying, uh, is, you're
not gonna be a big deal in prison, and then
he's also specifically calling out the big wheel. Oh a
big wheel, like a big wheel member left, And that
makes sense that he would say he's not going to
(42:13):
be a big wheel in prison. Yeah, that's called a
fun up joke? Is that terrible stupid joke? Is that really?
Don't know? It's like many of his tweets when he's
trying to be funny, It like hurts my head kind
of Uh. I do think I have to assume that
he's writing all his own material, Like there's no way
that he has writ if but like hes no he
(42:36):
has doesn't he have that dude that writes his tweets?
Just him and that guy there's but there's a dude
that was like on I mean, maybe he's just a
Twitter right wing bullshitter, but I think he says, like,
you know, contribute jokes to Like at there is a
dude who I follow who is always claiming that he's
Mike Huckabees writer, and it's like brilliant once again, but
(43:00):
they can perfect. But I'm pretty sure that that does joking.
But I mean it's a little bit like mad lips,
like he kind of has the delivery of a type
of stand up from the SI he has a this
seen someone was bragging about having this, being Chip Henckelman. Okay,
(43:21):
I think that might be I think that might be
the fake. Yeah, I think he might be joking, Chip Hanckelman.
That sounds like the sound because it sounds so on
brand for a person who would write Mike Huckaby's jokes. Yeah,
we're just we're at the perfect nexus though of like
could be real. Like it's also like that's exact because
he does he does Dennis Miller too. Okay, well, but
(43:44):
but I like the idea that Mike Huckaby being so
protective with his art where he's like, I'm sorry, I
can only trust me to write these jokes like and
he's like, people try and give him notes, He's like,
I said, I got it, and then he writes his
like going to be a big wheel. I'm surprised you
didn't say something about being in chains, right, It's I
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mean that type of humor is like the dumb stupid news,
dumb criminal humor is like inherently very problematic. Got the
gold pedal in robbery. I mean that's also like that
is approximate. I'm trying to you guys should have a
(44:28):
segment where it's just like like Huckabees Writing Room or yeah, yeah,
punch Up. Is that a whole new podcast? Think, oh
my god, just listen to a monologue down every week,
pitch it punch it up? Yeah, because it is a
weekly show, so that can become a new regular feature.
(44:50):
I think it needs to be. Maybe now I'm just
gonna have to start watching TV and every christ is
because you could have done so many You've gone so
many ways. You could have done like something about Hillary
Linton being a criminal or something. Well, I feel like
that that is like what was that other Fox News one,
this like half hour news hour or something like that?
That one did have a thing where it's like, because
(45:13):
I don't know, causation is not correlations, not causation. But
somehow it just happens that every time there's right wing comedy,
it's always the hackiest, boring, it's bullshit. They got into
like Whitewater material by act three, they were like nominally
a topical show and we're called out in like eighteen minutes.
(45:34):
It was unbelievable. You're just like, you guys have nothing else,
it's you but this hanging chance. Yeah, it's just like
like they haven't had a fresh take. Right wing thought
has not had a fresh take since like yeah, while
(45:55):
I mean it's yeah, and then after that it's all
Jennifer Flower jokes. I mean, that's what that but that's
like the barrel they're in. Yeah, but I don't think
anything that he said technically counts as a joke, right, Like,
it doesn't qualify that, right, but that's big, big deal.
(46:15):
I just don't know, because a big deal isn't necessarily
something that tracks you're talking about someone prison, Like, what
does that have to do with anything? I would I'm
gonna push back a little bit because I just I'm
not fully convinced that's even what he's getting right, yeah,
like or maybe he just thought he'd say big wheel. Yeah.
I think it's just I think he was like, you
(46:37):
can be a big like, you know, a big big deal.
You can be a big like something else. Metaphorically, we'll
just call him a big wheel. That's the thing people
could say. I think it's just he's having trouble writing jokes. Anyways.
He's like, yeah, I mean, just this cycle of criminal
behavior too good. It's too good. You're gonna get poached. Yeah,
(47:04):
I'm just oh my god, I just go evil. But
I'm like, yo, I'm sorry. The checks are crazy. The
brothers gave me my own fucking just white slave. I
was like, give you a white slave then, and they did. Yeah,
and it was Steven Miller. There's no way that it
would take you more than fifteen minutes a day. Yeah. Well, okay,
(47:25):
I guess we'll have to watch that dead Adam Mike.
I'm gonna watch this week's episode and I'll come back
with I think I I here's here's my some had
genuine pitch for this, which is like, I think you
only have to listen to the monologue. Yeah, and I
think you could honestly, like, you guys should back to
our pilot. But I'm serious. I think you'll have a
full horrible, terrible show like a podcast, just like a companion.
(47:48):
You know, you'd probably get a lot of people on
the right to listen because they're like, thank god, this
is actually funny shit about the left. Yeah, it's it's unbelievable.
All right, Well, come into a plus you could, you
could harpy, you could get get the you know, some
calmtown people getting on it. It's going to be slam
dunk slam dunk. Hey, speaking of sports. Yeah, not to
(48:13):
back around six fingers, get born out on there. Uh
So Travis Scott and Big Boy are going to be
joining Maroon five? Is it still Maroon five? It must
be right. I just wanted to make sure because every
time I read the articles, they didn't They never said
Maroon five. They're saying Travis Scott and Big Boy agree
(48:35):
to do the super Bowl halftime show. I know that
Maroon five is part of the super Bowl halftime show
where that was like that, Oh, I guess it's headlined
by them, and then they have Wow and then they
have the two black artists supporting this group. Interesting in
this league. That's how it said. For like a decade, well,
Beyonce had her ship right, and then Prince and Prince
was no it. It used to be like this. That's
(48:59):
why I was MTV was producing again, because the last
time MTV produced it was I think the Wardrobe malfunction,
and prior to that, it was like always a mashup
of like Britney Spears, the Narrow Smith, then justin Timberland
then like you know, all these different people would come
out and that was like the true ratings grab right,
(49:20):
But lately it's just been like, you know, Katie Perry's
out here just hard. It always feels like Brooke Hogan
featuring Slim Thug. It just always feels like that, whatever
it is. But yeah, on TMZ they were saying like
that Travis Scott, they were like, you know that he
(49:41):
had actually cleared it up with Colin Kaepernick before and
that that cap had given the blessing, and then Colin
kaeperni was like, I had, I said nothing of the sort,
and in fact, this is disappointing. Uh. And again, I mean,
I don't really care about the NFL to begin with,
so it wasn't really hard for me to like stop
watching it just based on all the ship going down
with the kneeling controversy and stuff like that. But it's
(50:03):
weird because you see people on Twitter who are like, man,
like fucking Travis Scott can't believe he's been doing the
fucking a halftime show yet like their avatar is like
a Buffalo Bill's fucking logo and things like that, and
you're like, it's weird. This has been one of those
few controversies that have like people. I'm sure there's there's
a very small group of people who I think are
actually willing to follow through and being like I can't
support this, and that's your prerogative to fucking you know,
(50:25):
watch whatever the funk you want. But it just seems
a bit odd when I see people who are like
disappointed and like them doing this halftime show yet still
watch the league, Like you can't have it both ways.
And I did my part. I clicked like on the
Nike at when it was on that's thehotive voted for Obama.
I mean, this is this is the same as the
statistical yeah this likes versus dislikes thing. It's like people
(50:49):
are boycotting the NFL nominally boycotting because they're not doing
more about people kneeling their boycotting because of um, you know,
ct their boycott. It's just like it seems like there's
a vested interest, and I know it's just the media.
I'm sure someone's done the statistical digging, but like to
just say, like of Americans disapprove of the NFL, and
(51:10):
again it's for wildly different reasons. Then no one ever
like publicizes or talks about the breakdown or like puts
it in real terms, Like half the people think that's
because you know, black people aren't treated well enough, and
half the people think black people are treated too well,
like exactly, like you could easily say that, but no
one ever does. Yeah, well, you know, we'll see what happens.
(51:32):
You know, a lot of artists said no, you know,
like Rihanna said no, and who else and no jay Z,
Like a lot of people say yeah. But again, I
think at the end of the day, like a lot
of people are just too like they're addicted to the
NFL in a certain way, like it's part of their
ritual culturally. Yeah, it's I don't know what it would
take for like an actual sizeable group of people to
(51:53):
be like I'm literally turning this off and never watching.
I mean, I think it's a little bit generational, and
we're at the start of it because it's like it's
all these people that are you know whatever, even if
realistically it's like I don't know, let's say, super optimistically,
maybe ten percent fewer people are watching actually watching the
NFL who actually would have before, So those people's kids
(52:14):
are not watching it, you know, So then that sort
of starts to become like compound interest, but still generational.
We're talking like eventually a hundred years. And they also
talk about generationally like nobody's gonna be allowed to play
because of the brain damage, that just participation is gonna
inherently be lower. Yeah, yeah, I agree. Like at the
(52:37):
beginning of the season, on both sides of the media,
it was it was like nobody's watching the NFL, Like,
look at how low the ratings are. And now quietly
the stories have been like record ratings for the NFL,
So it's like just people kind of forgot about that.
I think it's I think it's mostly the media was
I think it's a media created thing too, because I
functionally don't know many people who have actually stopped watching
(52:59):
the NFL anyone, at least we weren't like me, were
like I didn't really watch it anyway. So and not
that I'm like going out of my way to not
watch the NFL. I just I didn't really even want
to be inlet but right, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, it's
it's really hard to think of people who have like
changed their ingrained behavior for sure, on on any subjectether. Alright,
(53:20):
girls talk about in graind behavior and Netflix business model. Yeah,
so Netflix is raising their price. I think it's eighteen percent.
It's the most that they have ever hiked their prices
in the past, like to this point. So this is
the thing that's confusing to me because the two things
(53:42):
I'm always hearing about Netflix is that they're just doing amazing.
Their stock is like going up, up, up, and that
they are like thirty trillion dollars in debt like just
an instant, like a g d P of a nation
in debt. I think it's like twelve but that seems
like a lot of debt. But maybe I don't understand
(54:04):
how money works. Well, I mean, the biggest reason right
that they're hiking the prices is that because like Disney
and fucking NBC and all these other studios are starting
their own streaming platforms. That means Netflix is no longer
going to be like the exclusive carrier of those things.
So part of it is they realized, like apparently the
Disney was gonna be really cheap, So I think some
(54:26):
of the thinking was they couldn't raise the prices after
Disney comes out with a cheaper product and then they say, oh, well,
ours is now more expensive, and they're getting ahead of
it now raising the prices. So when you know, because
a lot of those Marvel shows are going to end
up on the Disney one. And then also when you
think about it, shows like the biggest performing shows on Netflix,
which are Friends and The Office, are going to eventually
(54:47):
be on NBC's streaming platform, like NBC Universals. So I
think they're bracing themselves for like a huge loss of
viewership or not. I don't know. Necessarily mean people are
gonna stop using it, but those things that people are
watching a lot of aren't are no longer going to
be on Netflix, and they're going to be on these
other ones. So they're also counteracting that by spending massively
(55:08):
in their original content because now, like, well, we gotta
keep people on here, and the only way we're gonna
do that isn't just from licensing other content but making
our own. Like though there I mean speaking of habituation,
like I feel like they're just like banking their free money,
because I mean, I so rarely actually like watching Netflix.
(55:29):
I realized just as this story came up. I was like,
I sort of feel I think I've probably paid a
dollar per minute for the amount of Netflix I've watched
in two like I watched so little of it right time,
because I don't know why. I'm just like, but I
you know, I just have the the subscription. I genuinely
think I may have paid a dollar or more per
(55:50):
minute of material as it breaks down, right like seriously, so,
but I'm not canceling. There's I'm clearly too lazy to
cancel after this. And it's the same business model that
HBO employed forever, which is just like, like, what are
you gonna stop subscribing? It's about yeah, they make it
just hard enough to unsubscribe, and not enough people do it,
(56:12):
like to count like you, I'm sorry, so sir, you'd
like to end your subscription? HBO. That's great. Okay, So
I'm going to give you some cool ordinance for you
to reach our special customer service box and you'll do
a handwritten scroll on parchment paper. Don't even need to
do they just need to be like, oh, just mail
in the card that says you don't want to do it,
and that's a big enough barrier and you're like, how
(56:34):
with a scale? Alright? I guess we're gonna the other
thing about Netflix that probably like all, it's so weird
that the short and long term like things like incentives
that these companies have because it's also like Netflix, I
would guess has you know, except for the fact that
their user data is probably kind of corrupted from multiple
(56:56):
people using the same account, like has so much info
on everyone, right, Yeah, I think people are counting on
that because yeah, Wall Street is certainly gambling on their
business model because it keeps going on. They're kind of
like low key the West World. It's like, you know
what else they could do just blackmail everyone? Even their
(57:17):
Twitter account like hints at that where they're like, hey,
person who's watched The Grinch eighty times in a row?
What the Fox were? Who? Yeah, it's like ha ha,
that's funny. You know way too much about us? Yeah, yeah, man,
it's interesting. And now they're also spending money on an
Oscar's campaign. They're spending for the movie Roma, which is
(57:39):
like a black and white foreign language film with a good,
good shot of winning Best Yeah, good good shot of
winning Best Picture. But they are spending more than anyone
has spent on an Oscar campaign since the social network.
They're spending million dollars on the just the Marketing Awards
campaign for the movie. Twenty five million dollars is the tap?
(57:59):
What was production budget of the film? Sounds good? Great?
And how many Academy voters are there? Right, like a
couple of thousands? Well, no, that includes Golden Globes too,
I'm sure I think because man, the Netflix part of
the Golden Globes, they were handing out fucking milk crack pies,
like fucking they were offering me boxes. They're like, hey,
do you want to just take this home? I'm like,
what milk? Milk? Like the bakery they have a crack
(58:23):
pie what's you know the name whatever? But it is
definitely highly habit forming like cigarettes, right, cigarette pie would
be less popular, very delicious but I mean, like you
go to those parties, and I mean those things alone
cost you know, millions of dollars, if not hundreds of
thousand dollars. I mean, yes, millions, millions. I think depending right,
(58:45):
if you're gonna rent out like a huge section of
the Beverly Hilton Hotel, then build all the infrastructure to
tend it to make it look like not the Beverly Hilton. Uh,
and then from there you have all the catering, the
cost of the DJs. Like I'm gonna give you half
a million, I could pull that party off. Yeah, probably,
for sure. My math could be all wrong. But like,
(59:08):
for example, the Amazon one that was upstairs, they fucking
completely like they built a new floor, they put all
this other ship in. And I think, when you, I think, yeah, maybe,
I guess yeah, on the order of a million. Sure,
But I think also when I guess you, you consider
all the printing that has to be done, all the
extra parties and events that are around every single thing,
like in every city. Probably having all I'm sort of
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implying is they basically just give ten grand to Affy Academy,
remember right, worth of ship, Like what's the difference and
those gifts. Man, those gifts cost money too, but I
think that's only the anyway. But again, go to some
pretty cool part. Yeah, look, it's just a normal guy, Like, sure,
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you want to do the tenure challenge ten years ago. Yeah,
I was just punching up jokes from Mike Huckabee and
now look at me with the golden globes. I'm shoulder
to shoulder with Anthony Sar. I mean it's he was.
He was there and I was like, what the funk
are you doing here? Bro? And shame on the dude
who snuck your ass in here. I think this is
good for both of your resumes. You will be punching
up jokes for Huckabee and Andrew. You can be an
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event planner for Netflix after any streaming. Also, quick thing
on that tenure challenge thing, because someone at Wired magazine
wrote like a little thing just flippantly had a tweet
about you know, everyone on social media is doing like
the tenure challenge like this was me in two thousand nine.
This is me. Um had a much darker view of
it and was saying like, what if you know, because
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I think it started on Facebook, Like what if they
were trying to train their algorithm to understand aging, and
you just make it much easier because a lot of
people like, well, the information is out there, it's there anyways,
there anyways, Like but what if you had everyone organized
side by side photos for it, and knowing that it
was a fixed date range ten years and then you know,
and it's humans selected to be sort of representative of
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two eras. But there, it's all about a person clearly
identifying themselves as a thing. You know that there is
human information going in there. I this is a slightly
off topic, but every time the Internet starts going in
on a celebrity look alike thing, every single time that happens,
I do with a photoshop of me and whatever app
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or website it is, and Mickey Rooney from Breakfast And
every time I posted on Instagram or Twitter and I say,
look at what I just got for celebrity lookalike, shaking
my damn head, And every time I feel so guilty
because so many people and I'm just like, guys, I've
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done this every single time. Also, he probably is my
celebrity looks shows how people would believe that though too. Yeah, yeah,
I can see that happening. Yeah, that's this ship happens
to Mr Mr yuni Oshi dot j peg is I
have to download it every single time you white motherfucker's
decide you want to do with celebrity look alike that
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because you did that for the Twinning one. I do everything,
but that's when you did the most recently. Yeah, yes,
for the art thing, I've literally in a museum. Well,
they had film stills. Actually, I made the effort to
go with little like white transparency print and write film
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still on the bottom of the I have too much
production value involved in that. But it is just like
that is the thing that I feel most guilty about
because I'm like, I always fool a bunch of very decent,
well meaning people. Yeah. And also though people ready to
burn pop sugar? Yeah yeah, yeah, isn't that who sure?
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Is sure? Anyway, I will never do one of those
lookal likes. Also, when they did the mad Men look
alike thing, I downloaded it and I made a little
rice Patty hat on my character and slanty eyes, and
people also were like, holy shit, hot adoption. I'm like, guys,
though corporations are bad and racist, usually they're not that
on the nose. Well, Andrew, it's been a pleasure having you. Man,
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Where can people find you? The people San Francisco, who
are the only people I care about, can come see
me at the dailies like that dirty pm whatever date
that is. But yeah, the next day people can find
me January one pm. Yo, is this racist will be
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live in San Francisco at the Gateway Theater. So yeah, genuinely. Uh,
stay up all night after Daily Zeitgeist and if you
come to the show, uh, you know what, just buy
a ticket. I'll find a way to sneak you with
the after party. Do it. Maybe I don't, but also
yours this racist. Just listen to the podcast. It's great. Uh.
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And is there a tweet that you've been enjoying? Oh yeah, alright,
so tweet I've been enjoying. It's from this guy called
the Hype. Th h h why why why why? Pe
And it's one of the um the dialogue driven one
me Tom. He bullied me at school today again. Dad
holds up fist. You know what this is for, right me? Yeah?
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I guess later me it didn't work. He didn't want
to fist pump. I love the Hype in general. He's
great a dialogue. He's real weird. I assume he also
I'm an asshole. Yeah, could be algorithm, Yeah, I hope. So. Hey,
I have a Gillette ed my minute show to you,
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Miles Where can people find you? Find me? Follow me
at Miles of Gray on Twitter and Instagram. Uh. One
tweet I like a few tweets. One is actually from
one of the same gang at Dead Recca displaying casting
creator just treated out us Dwayne the swamp Johnson. I
thought that was very clever when we were talking about
the uh Fox newsness of the rock uh. And then
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a couple other ones from Reductress. One it says how
to play bass, so well you become a female bass player?
And another one for productors bridget calling just about anything
a mood these days. Oh that's a mood. That's oh
my gosh. Some people are like, oh that's a mood,
that's all right, And tweet I have been enjoying. Donald
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Trump's spokesperson for the campaign, Katrina Pearson, tweeted going through
t s a pre check at DFW and a man
in front of me started apologizing to agents five of
them for the shutdown cast and said Congress could end
this tomorrow. The agents nearly in Unison replied, yes, but
the Democrats are all on a beach in Puerto Rico.
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Flames and Paul Thompson's replied, when you made up the story,
why didn't you cast yourself as the one who apologized
to the agents. It's a great part. Uh. You find
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foot where we look off to the information that we
talked about today's episode, as well as the song we
ride out on. We'll also link off to where you
can buy our tickets for the upcoming live show. Miles,
what song are we writing out? This is from an
artist called KaiA mccraven. Uh now Universal Beings. This song
is called Black Lion. And you know, just a good
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like live instruments, people who know who have mastered their instruments.
There's some Exila phone or vibes in there, good old drumming,
which I like bass. You know, I'm just naming instruments now,
but look, I like instrumental music. And this one is
a little bit of a toe tapper, so relax. So
this one Black Lion, all right, we're gonna write out
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on that. We will be back tomorrow because it is
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