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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season forty, episode five
of Dead Daily Gay Or twenty two thousand eight Team.
My name is Jack O'Brien aka Captain Jack Sparrow Brian. Uh.
That's curtsy of nobody in particular. Uh. And I am
thrilled that's actually their name at snap box A Doss Yeah. Uh.
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And I'm thrilled to be joined as always buy my
co host, Mr Miles Pray cut Moss life in two pieces.
This is my last grazor suffolcation, no breathing, don't give
a job if I cut my all brilliant dune in
or an earning and running or earning or and oh
my goodness, Papa Roach. Shout out to Sea Welds at
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Sea Welds Chris Weldon for that one, because I was
a well done AKA. That was great, fam, thank you,
and we are thrilled to having our third seat joining
us again. The hilarious stand up comedian Dave Hunts Brigger. Hello, Hey,
damn it, I don't have a song ready, look like
a fool? Did you hear my Papa ROACHA Bapa, I'm sorry,
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I don't I can't talk. It's Friday. Uh, Dave We're
gonna get to know you a little bit better in
a moment, but first we like to take our listeners
through what they're in store for. We are going to
talk about a law being passed in Oklahoma, a couple
of ballot initiatives, or a ballot initiative that is straight
out of the nineteen forties movie Reef Madness whenever that
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movie came out and make you crazy. We're gonna talk
about how the world of where everything was organized around
nations might be breaking down in a new way to
see that the world is organized these days. We're gonna
talk about in that context, whether the intelligence community is
going rogue, whether white supremacists have their own little veins
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of power in the government and I think they do,
and in the police. And we're going to talk about
some dope new merch that you can cop on Amazon.
On people have been asking when they can get some
daily Zygei's March. Well, we've got the next best thing
coming to you a little later in a story about
Q and on. We are going to talk about just
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the fact that child separation is still a thing and
how that's going, um, not well, not well at all.
And then we're gonna do some Bloyd watch. But first up, Dave,
we like to ask our guests, what is something from
your search history that's revealing about who you are? Man?
Mostly just restaurants or places to go. I never I
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said this last time. I'm almost never like trying to
inform myself. I was like, oh, yeah, what is that thing?
And looking it up? I don't know why I don't.
I know very little, and I also like a very
curious person. Yeous if it just whatever is in front
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of really, like magazines have piles of them. I just
read an article here or there, and I don't like
get it and immediately plowed through it and in like
whatever book I'm into at the time I read that.
But then when I go on the internet, I'm never
even if I'm reading a story that's maybe something i'll
google where I'm like, what's the word they just used there?
And then but I can't think of one off the
top of my head. So what restaurants you searching? Yeah?
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Usually it's just things that are open near me or
things that are open near me. Yeah, yeah, is there
Indian food near me? Things like that. It's just really really, Now,
what's the last thing you do a decimal systems. I
mean that would have been in like third grade or something. Yeah,
so that's not how you find your books. No, you
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just go up and say I need this. My girlfriend
just checked out this book called Some for Me As
You m written by That sounds right. It's about the
afterlife and stuff. Yeah, so I'm excited about that. Uh
nonfiction book called Incognito that I highly recommend. If you
like that or if you don't, I still recommend it.
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What's your favorite dishit Indian food where I just like
they did this. There's an episode of peep Show. He's
like a chicken take a massala the most boring thing
you can eat or something like that. Just I was like,
god damn it. Like I feel like if you just
eat all the foods you have, all the different types
of foods you're allowed to have, Like alright, I get
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chicken pad thaie and I get chicken tika masala. I
like maybe lamb vindaloo a little bit, really like chicken
tika masala and I like it real spicy. Yeah, they
go well then you know obviously the hot the one
that brings the heat. Okay, yeah, I remember, I feel
like the way since we get it from they even
though we're ordering through the internet. They're like, these people
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say handle it like they yeah, they can't hand They
give us a step down from like, I'd like it hot.
If you do it, just go just in the things
say I can handle hot, you know, just let him
know because I I love hot food too, and especially
like Thai food places or Indian places where they're like, look,
we eat it a little bit differently than you, and
I'm like, no, no no, no, no, no, I'm trying to
destroy my mouth to Thailand at it's been to Thailand once. Yeah,
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my wife has to my wife over there. Uh no,
but she she does that when ordering because that's the
only way they'll trust you, except sometimes they will get
passive aggressive and you'll be like, no, no, trust me,
Like I can take the heat, right, they can't take
the heat. Okay, we're gonna roll you with this food.
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I personally also like chicken tica massalia miles. What is
like a cool Indian dish to say, you know, I
was you know, I was just out in the UK,
bro and my goodness, I had a lamb chop that
normally we don't have lamb chops in the US, like
they put lamb like pieces of lamb meat in like
a dish. But seldom do you go to have like
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the restaurants that we go to or have available to us,
like in that sort of mainstream Indian that we have
in America, they don't have the lamb chop. Now, my man,
the lamb chop itself. Wow, it's better. It's the best
way to have a lamp chop is Indian style. I'm
personally I'm a Corma guy. Corma Yeah, I like the cream. No,
I'm just going to write that down and that'll be
my answer. Have you had Indie Max, It's not too
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far from here, yeah, tex but yeah, yeah, you get
like it's like chicken tika masalad fries. But also then
they have like little Casadia stuff. A burrito that's like
non bread tortilla sounds really good. Yeah. Um, I was
really into sushi barritos for like a month. Boy, mean
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that one food truck that was doing it out here. Yeah,
that's in Japanese is what we were referred to as
a shonda. What does that means shame in Yiddish? David,
what's something that's overrated? Have really pressed my mind on
this because I think a lot of things that about
things that I hate, but that doesn't necessarily mean that
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they're overrated and people might don't even know of them.
But I feel like those stupid yeasy shoes. People love
those that cost a lot of money. Every time I
see them, they look ridiculous. Which one were talking because
there are many easies, that's true. I'm going Easy Primary,
either Easy or the Adidas Easy and then from there
are we're talking. We're talking about the Easy Boost three two,
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the Wave Runners seven. Oh. This this thing the sneaker
culture and consumerism, as as this whole thing that I
have a BlackBerry phone. That's something that's underrated. Made by
these nice Canadian people. They probably haven't made by a
bunch of people that are poorly paid but Steve jobs
and these jerks and putting a bunch of people in
buildings they want to jump out of so they gotta
put nets in them, and things like these shoes are
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made the same way, and that people just line up
and go, it's great. This guy music, I like it
made them someone look like their nurses shoes the easy
shoes have are there's what's afraid of being for Yeah,
they leave a lot, they leave a lot to be desired.
Thank you so much for working that out for me. Yeah,
I'm I'm not a fan of those, okay, but I'm
a fan of the other problematic brands that I'm probably
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the kind of consumer that you're talking about right now. Hey,
we all do it, we're all part of this, we're
all contributing to it. But when people go not about
it and revere it and stand in line to take
advantage of it, that that seems a little like all right,
if it's thrust upon you, that's one thing, but if
you're like waiting in line, waiting in line, it's ridiculous.
And do more with your time so you're under it,
it's gonna be for else. Shoes, right, And what is
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something that's underratten? Well, those g unit rebox were Wow,
what a pull goes rip off of the Gucci speakers. Yo,
you know so funny. I had those ships. I was
really a man. Unit had me fucked up in two thousands?
Was that four? Yeah? They were on it, man, they
were on a rocket ship. Everything. Man, get rich or
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die trying. But the high school I went to a
Catholic high school was not you know, it wasn't. It
was the cheapest private high school in the area that
you could go to, so it was like not really
the wealthiest kids around. But man, some of these white
kids that I would to school with, they were so
gassed up off that Get Richard Die Trying album that
they thought they were stick up kids now and like
we're you know, trying to roll people, yea, all because
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they were just here. M hmm, Wait, why do you
remember those shoes? I think around that time, I was
subbing in schools where all the kids wanted them, and
so I knew of it. I knew they got it.
I thought that was so so bizarre, like that a
rapper got a shoe deal, Right, that's cool, that's change
in the game. And then it just kind of dissipated.
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It didn't it didn't go where I thought it was
gonna know, I don't thought it went where he thought
it would either. Is that really your underd I would say,
BlackBerry Phones, I think they should come back. I don't know.
Let me shout out to research Emotion, right, isn't that
the company that makes standard looking phone right? Like that
boom that's a tactile keyboard to get this for the
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grand David just say okay, so this my man has
the BlackBerry with the keyboard. This is this is the
newest one. This is probably a model or two before
they DI continued making hardware, and then I think they
made one after this called the Classic. But by then
people I met maybe sold thirty copies of it, actual models.
It just didn't do great. I feel like by the
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end they were like apologizing as it put out a
new product. They like, I'm sorry, this is no good. Sorry.
Really useful and secure and totally intuitive, like a weird
story about why ship went belly up over there. I
feel like there's a go tail. I feel like big ending.
And it's a good question why because it gets to
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the whole thing of like why are we moving towards
a world where there are only four companies? Is it us?
Or is that the company is just like bodying each
other out? Or is it that we because there's so
much information coming at us now, we just need like
a handful of names that we can trust or something.
But like, yeah, Blackberries should have been fine, you know,
like in two thousand five six Blackberries were the fucking wave.
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I remember It's like if you were ball and you're like,
y'all got the BlackBerry. Yeah, for them to have lost that, yeah,
there's not room for like a medium sized company. I
think it's just that once this kind of thing came
out with the touch screens and everything, and they were
sort of insisting on having physical keyboards that like then
people were just sort of like, well, it's not the
shiny but there are so many people who swear by
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the physical keyboard and who like had to be dragged
across the gap to the touch screens, and some people
are still holding out. Honestly, the real wave, the real
wave is the Jitterbug for old people, because you can
call it concierge and be like, I don't know where
I am and don't started out for you, that's a
fucking service. Yeah, so don't sleep on Jitterbug. Yeah, that's
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one of my favorite joke. Auto like signatures on emails
like sent from Jitterbug. All right, so blackberries underrated. Finally,
what's a myth? What's something people think is true that
you know to be a friend of mine had a
pretty bad injury recently, and some of the conventional thinking,
I mean, even within the science community. For a long
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time this was how they thought, and then people just
walking around I think no very little about brain injuries.
But there's a myth that like where you are a
year afterward, it's kind of where you're going to stay right, Well,
you did all you could, but now you're always going
to talk with the slur or whatever that might be.
But the new research and and and advancements in like
neuro plasticity, our brains are always open for business or
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new languages. So a lot of the things they say,
like obviously, it's more it's just like a sponge when
you're at certain ages, you know, in these kid ages,
especially like four eight, it really opens back up again
in like eighteen, and then it kind of closes over. Yeah,
but a lot of stuff you taken at that point
is kind of buried in there somewhere. And then people
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think like, well, it's closed off, you can't learn new languages.
But it's not true. People have even reading this book
on neuroplasticity and this woman, there are people who have
the sing where they're called wobblers, which means like your
vest buler apparatus controls like your ability to move and
also keep focus and know, like where your body is. Yeah, yeah,
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and their their inner ear with just the nerves from
there to their brain would just kind of get shot,
and so they're just always falling down. They feel like
they're on the ship or being and then yeah, exactly,
but most of them commit suicide. It's just such an
awful way to be alive. So less funny. But they
developed this helmet with like a camera on the top
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and then it had it would connect to this um
almost seems like a tongue suppressor, just a flat, little
simple thing that would touch the tongue with a bunch
of little electrodes on it, and as you lean forward,
camera send signals to that that like send little like
bubbles like you're drinking carbonated water along your tongue, but
communicate to your brain stem basically like hey, i'm leaning forward,
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I'm leaning backward, And the connections start to get remade.
Even though those nerve endings are totally gone. Our brains
just figure out new ways to make just reroutes your senses, yeah,
or a new it creates a new sense for you,
and yeah, a new way to perceive that sense. So
you can cut like like three main nerves that go
to our hands. If you were to cut the middle
one that's like the palm. For a long time, you
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wouldn't have any feeling there. But the more you start
touching stuff, it would just coalesce those other two outside
nerves and you're back in business, right man. You should
tell Rachel Ray that because you know that on her fingers.
Constantly talks about her like I have no feeling in
my hands, Like it's like a bit, but like not
because she brings it up at times and you're like
you really miss Like one time she's just like I
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will never feel a touch of my child. She'll be
like put it over fire and don't feel like You're
like great party trick, but my life is empty. Yeah,
I know. That's stuff so interesting or plasticity. And the
guy David Eagleman, who we were just talking about, like
does a bunch of experiments with that, and his lab
down in Texas has done stuff with adding senses like
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they've talked about like just adding a sense where it's
like now you know, because of this belt that vibrates
on your body, you inherently know where north is, so
you always have a sense of like true north. And
then eventually it's just you like pick that up. But yeah,
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you could get like the stock ticker just imported into
your body. Like they say, the way they talk about it,
they're like the tongue and your back people call it
are like really great empty slates that you can like
use to create you know, ed inputs. So uh stuff,
so interesting And yeah, the the thing about us thinking that, well,
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once you're a fully formed adult, like that's the end
of it. I think that applies also to just how
our brains work, even when we don't suffer from brain injuries,
Like there are things that you can do to completely
open up change the way that your your brain works
and add new learning and new ways of thinking about
the world. You can each old dogs new tricks. Mm hmm. Yeah,
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so interesting stuff taken down miles. Let's talk about talk
about that weed. Really talk about that weed. It was
funny because you know we've talked about how like you know,
like weed cultures like Passe and like they like on
a very special fourth or Duly episode, everybody listened to that. Well,
if you did, you should because you could hear Nick's
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Tom fake a h John Benjamin complain about weed and
how I talk about it too much. But there's well,
first I want a couple of this with the idea
that there's there's a new study release that showed like
in states like Washington and Oregon, like, the police have
been much more effective and responsive since weed was legalized.
Um Like, so people are like, oh, maybe this is
giving them bandwidth to look at real shit, which is
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sort of like the conclusion of like I thought it
like help them focus yea crimes lower right, So along
with that, so you know, I've extolled the virtues of
medical marijuana here in the past, but in Oklahoma there
was a ballot initiative where the voters, the people of Oklahoma,
voted to bring in medical marijuana to the state. But
you know, Oklahoma was very red and the legislator state
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legislators worth having a fucking freak out because they're like, dude,
this ship, you know what happens next? You know the
kids are there with horses or we don't know up
as down down as up anyway. So yeah, I'm just
trying to always everything it's always, I mean, that's always
I feel like the end road with everything with like
people on the hard right where it's like, oh, I
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if men can get married to men, then what's stopping
a job from being with a woman. So anyway, suffice
it to say they were freaking out and they did
all kinds of ship, like just making it as hard
as possible for people to like would actually benefit for
medical marijuana from obtaining it. Like if you're a woman,
they're like, you get a pregnancy test before you get
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your medical marijuana, or like that they're China ban smokable
forms of marijuana, so just keep it to like edible forms,
or like having a license to position on the staff
of a dispensary because it's a prescription. I don't know
what a pharmacist is going to know about, you know,
the difference with sour diesel and girl Scout cookies. But fine,
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you're gonna have to add that degree to go ahead.
So anyway, then it culminated with this woman, Julie Ezel,
who was the general counsel for the state Department of Health.
She had to resign last week because it came out
that she was writing basically herself, threatening letters from medical
marijuana advocates to be like, you see how fucking off
the rails this ship is. They were writing me letters
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and threatening me. But this ship that like she was
using some encrypted email service but basically using her phone
and then like just sending it to herself and then
like texting coworkers like you gotta see this email. I
just got it says we will expose your corruption and evil.
We would hate to hurt a pretty lady. You will
hear us. We are just beginning, and then other ones
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are like you impose laws like a dictator and respect
none of them, like and threatening, like that's good self image.
So yeah, that once basically she came out of this,
people were like, this looks like you were sending this
to yourself, and I think now she's being charged like
making false statements. But again to the state legislators of Oklahoma,
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I know you listen, but embrace it. It's going to
help people, especially people who are like really need it.
And my misunderstanding or was one of the emails you
appeared distinguished in glasses wear them for the camera? Yeah,
that was like a line from it, I guess to say,
like as if to say like as if to say,
like they were watching her when she doesn't normally where
He's like, because I don't normally wear glasses. So they're like,
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they must have seen you. And I only wear glasses
in my my glasses on my bedside table when I
wed my Daniel Steel novels. So whatever, it's just funny
that I think again, just as much as like the
whole stoner like revolution kind of ship is a little past,
so does the reform madnesship is getting tired, you know, like,
let's just we'll shut the funk up. If you shut
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the funk up. How about that true deal. I will
stop shaming you for every time you talk about weed
every time. Yeah, I'm just smoking in the office, which
I don't professional totally smoke in the bathroom. Exactly. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back,
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and we're back. And so super producer Nick Stump was
pointing out like with post this hell Sinki summit and
also with the Maria Boutina thing, that that's the Russian
agent who she was a gun rights activist in Russia,
and somebody from Russia was like, you know, we could
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a lie with the n r A and the Christian Right,
and so she ends up at these n r A
meetings and uh, you know, dating leader in the n
r A, and then she's at the prayer breakfast with
the Christian Right in America, And there's sort of a
sense in which, rather than being independent nations that are
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warring with one another or using diplomacy to work with
one another, we're drifting in the direction of a world
where groups of ideologies are banding together and they're battling
against other ideologies, which kind of makes sense because we're
more a more digital world now, so it's less in
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physical geography, so it makes sense that we would go
towards the world where that's less defined by physical geographical
borders and more just based on the content of our ideas.
Someone was just telling me about the book Sapien. If
you hear that I have Sapiens or Sapien, I think
just singular. I'm not positive on that, but the person
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telling me about it was saying that, like that, originally
religion was such a useful tool because you didn't really
have the means to go from one village to another
and know exactly what they're about, like whether they were
friendly or not, like symbol symbology and things like that.
You guys, yeah, you guys, like you're yeah, you're wearing
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a skull on your head might not ask you for directions,
but yeah, I mean Trump kind of demonstrated this in
stark detail that he has more or less dismissed the
US as a construct in the way that it's been
traditionally understood by just completely dismissing the conclusions of the U. S.
Intelligence community and accepting the conclusions of the leader of
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what has traditionally been America's greatest And it's weird because
even though I don't think his motivation was like, oh,
I'm going to blow up the paradigm of like how
people view borders and things, it's like it's just more
like in his self centered worldview that he's just sort
of naturally moving in this direction too, and that this
is like the knock on effect of this. It's so
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bizarre now when you're trying to understand the logic of people,
the way they interact, the way they're so passionate about things,
like how did they get to that? If I imagine
myself as a person in Oklahoma, angry about gay rights,
angry about marijuana is coming to my town, and damn it,
this hunt this country is supposed to be Christian, God
fearing people who don't curse and have nice clean haircuts
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and they go to church and and I just don't.
And then you meet someone that has those saying that
they have guns they're Russian. Well, I mean, if I'm honest,
they I have more in common with with him the
traditional hard line views that we have. Well, and that's
the thing is that, like I know a right wing
watch in the past, I was reading this article they
were talking about how the Christian right was just slowly
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going to Russia all the time to be like they're like, wait,
we're on the same page here, like you are for
this like same sort of white ethno state that's fully
Christian and there's there's no muddying of the gene pool,
and we're just gonna be like anti gay and stand
for family values. And how they've become strange bad fellows
and and just now, I mean there's been like an
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uptick of a lot of these like neo Confederate groups
who are also finding like allies in Russia, like to
be like encouraging like secessionist movements in California or Texas
or Hawaii and just being like yeah, like there's this
group there. I think This was on on right wing
Watches site. There was this one group, the League of
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the South or something how they're they're about to have
like a Russian language section on their website. Yeah, like
this is from the thing. One of the leaders of
the groups saying, we understand that the Russian people in
Southerners are natural allies and blood culture and religion as
fellow whites of Northern European extraction. We come from the
same general gene bull as inheritors of the European cultural tradition.
We share similar values, customs and ways of life. And
as Christians, we worship the same Lord and savior, Jesus Christ,
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and our common faith binds us as brothers and sisters.
So yeah, we're like seeing more of this, Like yeah, okay,
maybe I guess what do you? Alays want to go
to Russia But they don't have to because there's enough
of them here and they know how to spoil alert.
They know how to identify one another because they have
Q and on T shirts now for sale on Amazon.
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So yeah, got a Q and that's pretty cool. That's
pretty cool man. Um, Yeah, I feel like this is
this makes a lot of sense to me and it's
also I mean it's the sort of thing that in
the past would have caused civil wars. But you know,
I don't know if that makes sense anymore. Well, everyone
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just I think like right a phaseer, it's like honestly,
like I'm not I don't like fucking kill you, just
like just give a goal over there, like everyone's at it, Like,
you know, because people are as demonstrated over the weekend
when I was at the Griffin, like proud Boys show
up and like you're like, oh fuck, and you're just
at people that. Yeah, you were just at odds just
being like, oh, what the funk is this? And again
(25:53):
you realize like I'm sure that for people who are
like liberals and there'll be like I'd prefer to like
not have to see this stuff. And I'm sure of
her probably if they weren't trolling, they'd be like I'd
be down to live in a place where like there
weren't any weird lives and I could just like say
wildly problematic, just misogynistic, chauvinistic races, xenophobic. Can I keep
going that? Yeah, you know, but I mean like that
that's sort of like where I guess people are already
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just isolating themselves in general. Yeah, I mean, they've shown
that people are now moving two different area codes based
on their ideological like identity. Basically that like, as people
move in this version of the world that we exist
in now, they're more likely to self segregate essentially. But
no one, I don't think. Maybe I'm wrong on this,
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but I think in the same way that you bring
up a band and someone goes in the natural human
reactions you don't like, and then you playing you don't like.
I know, they get a bad rap, but here, listen
to this album, this whole second side, and humans maybe
don't want to be lone wolves doing that, but you
find a pack, you find a group. If you're like,
all right, you guys, just you can have the entire
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state of Oklahoma be as racist, the whole state do
whatever the hell you want. And we just assigned certain
areas of the world. This place is now all cannibals.
So if you're one of those weirdos, you live here.
But they would want to espouse their views to other people.
They just couldn't help but be like, why isn't the
rest of this country like us? Why why are they
not we're all dope or white, we're racist as hell,
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we don't like gay people. All the best things get
over here, right, I agree? And I think the more
we self cloister into our own little groups and only
talk to people who are of the same mind as us,
the more extreme our views will become, and the more
we'll want to go and talk some sense into these people.
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If you know, white supremacist view is the nickel back
of And in the same way, they're like, do you're
not going to talk me to nickelback? Do you have
these conversations like all right, lay it on me, well,
Eastern Europeans. I mean, realistically, if you look and they
start okay, and then and then you're the best forever,
You're the best in the beginning, you're the best at
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some point, when can you, like when they've never made
a good point to me where I'm like, oh yeah,
I'm joining. What's the end game? You know? Like what
I mean? Because if I think it's clear for people
who are liberal progressive people, it's like the end game
is like a more equitable world where everyone has a
good shot at living a decent life and you don't
have to be able to afford to stay alive or whatever,
(28:26):
like that's kind of the end game. I don't know.
Even when you talk to like like crazy racist people
they have they say a lot of problems, but you're like,
but what is what's the world you're trying to see?
And not most people are like if they're not even
maybe if they're subconsciously racist, can articulate, Oh, I just
want to see all white people, And not many people do.
I think really they just don't know how to articulate that.
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They're like they're feeling the same stresses that most all
people are, but they're just coming to a conclusion that's like,
really troubled. Just moved to Vermont. Vermont is all white people.
If someone said that, my thinking would be like, you're
allowed to do that. You're allowed to think that. If
you're not hurting anybody, and you want to think white
people or whatever skin tone is the best and you
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want to only be around that group, you should be
allowed to to some degree, just don't bother anybody, Yeah, don't.
If don't let that, then infringe on someone's peace ability
to just live. Yeah, because you're not gonna change. You're
not going to convert all of these people if you
found out, like, do you know, like in the northeastern
part of Utah there's this whole group that's only albinos
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and they only let albinos and they only communicate with
each other, And you'd go, are they nice to people? Like, Yeah,
they don't bother anybody. That's fine. Sure, I feel like
no one really have a problem with that would be
you'd want to go see it. Yeah, there's a little
it's the inevitable Nickelback argument that the people are inevitably
going to try and convince you Nickelback is superior to
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the music your list. Well. It also sucks though, too,
because if you really funk with Nickelback and people are
always shipping on Nickelback, you're eventually be like, joh, don't understand,
don't you. You find one person that likes Nickelback as
much as you, that's a tighter bond than I got
into Nickelback as a troll move for my friends in college,
(30:12):
like where I was learning all the lyrics and they're like,
what the funk's wrong with you? But I'm like, look
at these photographs and they're like just so sort of
disgusted by me. But you know, shout out to Chad Broker. Uh,
what's the word we had for people who thing like that?
Is that you're game or something? Oh? Yarling, yarling. Yeah.
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I just realized about the obino community would be so
fascinating too, is they would be made up of every
ethnicity just strictly be their skin tone. So that'd be
an interesting dynamic of them getting on where are you from?
Like I'm I'm African, I'm from here, and they're like
African Obinal, Like yeah, it's like whoa and I who knows?
(30:55):
And there's an interesting who is. There's a historian who
was just sort of talking about generally how like after
World War Too, everyone sort of began self segregating, and
like the West was also like, yeah, why don't y'all
do that? And like they point to that as sort
of being kind of the dark underlying secret as why
there's been a lot of seemingly mostly peaceful since World
War Two in Europe is because people were like, you
(31:15):
know what, We're just gonna start rocking with our own
people because that war was a lot for us. Let's
just sec often. Yeah, And so I guess the current
movement could be seen as going from that world where
people were cloistered in their own nations to a world
where people are choosing to spend time with people who
(31:35):
agree with them ideologically. And I mean this ties into
sort of the question as to I mean, mile As
you were saying that you're hearing in your intel communities
that you intell communities. Oh, is that what you're Oh? No, no, no,
I have no connection to them. Okay, I mean, you know,
just based on Twitter and reading different think pieces from
(31:58):
diplomats or people inside and outside of intelligence, there have
been a lot of people talking like I can't say
name names, but this is a diplomat who's serving right now,
and like the quote is like crazy, Like dude, I
don't know what the fox's wrong with trump Man, Like
either he's totally Underputtin's thumb or he's a pussy And
you're like whoa, Like this is how this guy is talking.
(32:18):
And no, because right now a lot of these people
are like looking at like, yo, this guy is really
really trying to fucking funk the game up with with
his leadership. Um, and now now we're seeing, like you know,
it's clear that the intelligence community has clearly had their
eye on this thing for a while and they have
not been able to say anything because they're just there
to provide the executive or the government at large with information.
(32:42):
This is what we know, and do what you need
to do, because that's what our job is. But now
it seems like they're trying to really wave their hands
and be like no, no, no, hold on, you guys
need to start seeing what we know. For example, like
Dan Coates, D and I Dan Coates, he had an
interview with Andrea Mitchell yesterday at the Aspen Security Conference
and he is out here with his chest out, like
not really giving a funk about what the president would think.
(33:04):
Throughout the interview, Andrew Mitchell's asking him, like about the
Helsinki thing and how he handled that, and he was
just like I would have done it differently, you know,
just openly sort of questioning the president because he's the
Director of National Intelligence. And then you can really tell
like he did a fucking like literal double take. When
the news broke that the White House was going to
invite Putin to d C in the fall, This is
a clip from that moment. We have some breaking news.
(33:25):
The White House has announced on Twitter that Vladimir Putin
is coming to the White House in the fall. You
Vladimir Putin, Yeah, yeah, okay, heard about this. That's going
(33:49):
to be specials. That's the fucking acting Director of National Intelligence, right,
It's just like this fucking guy, yeah, and they can't
believe it. And I mean luckily for him, he is
a solid like he's a full on Republican. You cannot
question his like Republican credentials like Jim, like the whole
gang is right. But I mean, like in terms of
(34:10):
criticism from the White House to be like this guy's
a hack or whatever, like dud, this guy isn't and
like Jim Maddest rides for him there. To Dave's point,
that's exactly what we were saying about Mueller. When they
were like, well they're bringing Mueller. Everyone was like, and
this guy's unimpeachable. He's like the biggest Republican nobody's ever
gonna question. I guess more in terms of like it'll
(34:30):
be harder for him to fire Dan Coates because he
has also has a lot of support like within the
cabinet already to like he's from Indiana, He's like Mike
Pence really likes him anyway, but I know, but to
that point, of course, anyone who begins speaking truth to
power will immediately be painted with your hack or what
this whole thing I mean. I've been trying to really
comprehend the level of devotion. I think a lot of people.
(34:53):
If you're Spurs fan, people love Greg Popovich, then he
has won you championships, meant something to you specific really
in your life. And then when he starts talking to
the president, some people in San Antonio, that guy I
never really liked him, never really care George Clooney, people
like that, you think, like, oh, people know them. They're
just as ubiquitous. People turn to act hate those movies.
(35:17):
It's have you seen Icarus? And then did you see
the Trump documentary series on Netflix? Is like four parts?
I started watching it. I didn't get through all the
whole thing, though. If you know his whole life, and
it's probably not that interesting, but I was pretty unfamiliar
with his life in the eighties in New York and
Roy Kane and suing the city and all this, and
it's bananas. It's such a great glimpse into like exactly
(35:39):
how he's operating currently because you kind of see him
be birthed into this thing that he is now originally
has different teeth, he's obviously younger, but he's talking about
Citizen Kane and he's kind of eloquent and he's weirdly
like endearing, where he's painting this picture of a guy
who's you can't trust people because of money and kind
of how do you know what true love is? He's like,
I can relate to that. And then you just see
(36:01):
this twist where like when he first starts cheating on
Ivana and the press knows about it and they know
he's cheating on her with Marlo Maples and he's just like, oh,
it's crazy. And that's when he invents characters that he's
calling in and be like it's me John Miller. They
start recording like this can't be real, and he's just lies.
I mean, they're on ski trips where legitimately takes the
family to like Aspen, and Marla has a hotel across
(36:23):
the street. It's fucking crazy, and people he just keeps
lying like no, no no, no, she's just a friend. She
I don't know why she's here, she's after me. They're married.
The biggest one is the taj Mahal like, it's all
the analysts are like, hey, dude, this is nothing personal,
but we've run the numbers a bunch of times. This
can't sustain itself. It's great, it's fake news, you're idiots,
(36:44):
You're a bunch of more. And they're like, and then
right up until the end until it went bankrupt. He
just I think he's going great, We're making tons of money.
So those two things Icarus and that to me or like,
everyone should see that just to get a good sense
of oh, that's what we're dealing. This is a group
who knows how to work this way. Here's a person
who only knows how to operate in this sense. Put
it together. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I just think that
(37:08):
people are Trump supporters first, an American second at the
point I think, yeah, I mean, another example of what
you were talking about with the Papovitch thing is when
de Niro said fuck Trump at the Tonys. There are
all these great videos of like dudes from New York
who were like, Bobby fucking loved you man, like Good Fellows,
(37:29):
the greatest film of all time. I modeled my life
after you go fund Yourself picture. I've had this good
fellows poster since I was in fucking community college. Bro, Yeah,
I'm fucking tortunate. Yeah, and then also to just sort
of go along with the intelligence community kind of do
their own thing. After when he denied that, he well,
when he said full through, he's like, oh, I believe
(37:51):
Putin over the intelligence community. They then leaked information essentially
to The New York Times saying this motherfucker knew it
was Putin since like before he even came into office,
we had top secret briefings with him. We showed him
fucking emails, texts showing that these orders came from the
fucking top and he can't act like he didn't know.
(38:11):
We put the ship in front of his face and
said this is what the funk is going on. And
a lot of people were like, WHOA, that's new, Like
for you to suddenly be like, oh, he knew, like
and clearly coming from the intelligence community, like like dead
that a lot of PEO burned a source. They like
that information is based on a source close to Putin.
(38:32):
So the fucking intelligence community had a source close to
Putin and we're willing to like burn that. And a
lot of people were saying, well, like oh my God,
you just put that source in jeopardy and that. But
that's the thing there. I think nine people died mysteriously
since the Steele dossier came out that had connected to
the Russian government, a lot of quote unquote heart attage
falling out of buildings accidentally. Yeah, and that's what they're saying, Like,
(38:55):
I think the reason that the intel community even leaked
it was they probably suspect because we already know Michael
Flynn and Jared Kushner, we're trying to talk to the
Russians the whole time that that source was probably burned
a long time ago, which is why they're like fuck it,
Like it's not like we're putting this person in jeopardy again.
But it just shows you there's there's clearly a group
of people who, like you can maybe call actual patriots
(39:16):
who are looking at the information before them that their
expertise is intelligence and counter intelligence and being like, yo,
how long till you guys like do something about But
it didn't. There was a I think, I want to
say South Dakota Republican congressman that goes I think he
was playing him. He was showing upper hand. He was
going out there saying I know, and you know that
(39:38):
I know, but if you want to keep playing this game,
go ahead, but I'm gonna hold you to it. And
then the press like in this he goes, is that
what you think? And he goes, that's the only logical
conclusion I can come to. Like, so they're just doing
these mental gymnastics like Trump's genius and he's working people.
Defin it's this whole thing of of being confronted with
(40:00):
truth and the second that that doesn't gibe well with
your like skewed worldview, then you have to find the
next available life raft off of that thing too, because
this one's sinking. Um. And yeah, I just don't know.
It seems like the hell Sinki things clearly a red
line for yea, like a lot of ships changed. I
think we all do it in the smallest ways. You know,
your team loses a pivotal game mid season. Say you're
(40:21):
watching football and you're like, they run the table from here.
They do it with their third string quarterback. It's been
done before, and people, you're crazy, just just move on,
pick ups, watch something else. No, no, no, And they
lose the next game. They're mathematically eliminated. Yeah, but I
think you just yeah, I get all the bright part emails,
(40:42):
like the daily like recap of what's going on, and
they had a recap that Russia. Limbob is now saying
that this is how Democrats are going to do away
with elections. So by using the Russia story just a
cast doubt on the outcome of elections, the Democrats are
going to take over and never let Republicans win an
(41:03):
election again. So like that's the direct, Like that's far
how far they can go in a different direction in
interpreting something that seems fairly straightforward to us. M Um, Yeah,
So all right, we're gonna take a quick break and
we'll come back and talk about how we're going to
identify each other once the civil war does break up
(41:34):
and we're back so real briefly, if you are a
Q head like me, a fan of Q and on,
then guys, we can all go out and get Q
T shirts. These are showing up all over the place
at Trump rallies. Now it's not just the red hats.
You also wear a T shirt with a giant capital
Q on it. There's pictures in our dock of like
(41:57):
really cute families just all together in Q shirt and
Q and on is that conspiracy theory that we all
know Roseanne loves, so where it's basically like, even though
the Mueller investigation heats up, it's like, naw, dude, Trump's
working with Mueller to take down Hillary, right, and again
there's your mental gymnastics where like all the evidence is
(42:19):
showing like like I mean, the Russians really did a
number over here, They're like yeah, but the thing is,
yeah he's working with that's a that's a that's a
that's a distraction. So it's like a troll on four
Chan who comes in and is like, I secretly have
Q level clearance, which means like I'm really high level
intelligence person and here's what I know. And he like
asks like vague questions that lead them in one direction,
(42:41):
like sort of deep throat dish. But it's complete nonsense.
And it's basically like the Mueller investigation is secretly a
cover for Mueller investigating Obama and Hillary because Obama and
Hillary are part of a child smuggling ring and uh,
Trump has been taken down. So if you ever hear
about Trump taking down sex offenders, h that is part
(43:04):
of the Q and on thing. That Mueller and Trump
are secretly targeting this like sex smuggling his Trump you know,
we all know he's a huge advocate for childcare in general. Yeah, okay,
well that's sweet. And now Amazon is selling these shirts. Yeah,
so that these people who believe in this and this
is becoming like a huge thing because they don't have
(43:24):
that many other things they can believe in at this point,
because the investigation is so clearly coming out as like, yeah,
this guy doesn't really have your best interests in mind,
they are really having to cling harder and harder to
the Q and on theories and so now people are
like you queue cut and they're like, you know, everything
(43:48):
moves so quickly now that there's never a moment to
like get contrition, like, okay, you got you were definitively
you tend so wrong. We'd like you to turn in
your accounts in or post photos of your faces so
we know it was you morons, whether that's going to
a pizza parlor to shoot it up and be like
we got you. But if this que person isn't a troll,
that's just archiving these photos and then after it goes
(44:11):
it's me. I'm thirteen, I live in a basement and
I got all of you. I got you right. Those
people would never be like shit, no, no, no, no,
it's just yeah, nice try. That's so cute. That's so cute. Cute.
I know, I I know que when I read it. Yeah,
but you can buy these shirts on Amazon. So Amazon's
(44:31):
making money off of this bizarre conspiracy theory that's probably
going to cause the end of our country. Uh. The
Q drops is one of the most popular Trump related apps.
If you search Trump in the Apple App store, que
drops is one of the top apps, and or was
until they kicked it off. But for a long time,
(44:51):
people could get this app that would tell you every
time Q updated with like a rhetorical question that implied
that Obama was secretly molesting children. Um, and so like
if you searched Trump, it could have essentially infected normal
Trump supporters with this like crazy conspiracy theory level Trump supporting.
(45:13):
So yeah, there's a whole bizarre world Q and on.
Just in general, people should do research. It's pretty pretty
wild stuff. Is it time to white supremacy as well?
It's mostly just just the justifications for Trump. Yeah, just
for people to like be able to explain away why
the news is actually good news when it's always bad
(45:34):
news if you're really trying to be objective of what
this means about the presidents, Like what this means is right,
this is like a star belly sneeches kind of thing.
It legitimately wearing a thing like I'm really really struggling
to keep my mental sanity at all times. But look
at what I do. I really flip things around and
reverse them, and I'm doing just fine. All right, So
(45:57):
it's time for some Bloyd watching, guys. We have the
climax of the story that we've been following for weeks.
The cover of in Touch magazine is Brad and gen
just married inside the backyard ceremony. We knew it was
going to happen. And that photo on the cover of
them together is a real photo of them right now
(46:19):
getting married. So it turns out this picture is old.
There is still no sourcing that they've even seen each
other since the worst uh, since he did Morris Angelina
Jolie uh, And all of this is completely unsourced nonsense.
(46:40):
Inside the story, they don't even claim that they got married.
They say it was a commitment ceremony that they did.
There's no evidence that it occurred. Yeah, and they also
say she's pregnant. This is odd because evidence if this
is like Q and on for people that ship Brad
Pitt and Jennifer and exactly, but even Q and on
(47:01):
is seemingly more intelligent, and how they're trying to weave
reality into something seemingly doesn't mention that she looks more
distinguished in her glasses and that should wear them more. Um. Yeah,
but it's completely just they've made up a source and
like and so we're saying that the reason why the
tabloids are still running stories like this is do we
(47:23):
think that coincides with the biggest like sort of financial
gains of these magazines, like they sold the most and
then so it's like, dude, we got somehow bring this back.
And I don't think in touch is American media inc No, No,
so it's not. But that has been what we've seen
from all tabloids since Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got divorced.
(47:44):
As they are just fine making up. You can the
que people go to rallies, they wear the shirts, they
probably interact through the app or online. But man, poor
people that follow this, they don't have anywhere they can go,
and you couldn't go to a party and be like,
well does you know you? And there's no evidence that
that should ever happen. What is wrong with you? Because
(48:06):
this magazine's only option now is to maintain this fake
marriage and next month it will be on the rocks.
And then amazing thing is that they don't do that.
They just assume literally zero memory on behalf of their readership,
and next week they just won't even reference the fact
that they were Yeah, it's just yeah, Brad and Jen
(48:31):
married again, or yeah. Well. The other thing too, is interesting,
is you know Bloyd Watch is really it's all coming
full circle in terms of like reality and Michael Cohen
and all these American media inc. Because today we also
found out that Michael Cohen has audio recordings of him
talking to Trump about payments to Karen McDougall two months
(48:52):
before the election. Now, the White House beginning was like, yo,
he didn't know anything about these payments not before the election,
didn't know anything about it, completely false. Now Michael Cohen
pulls up with these fucking like he's like, yo, I
have straight up audio record And this is the thing
because Karen McDougald. She took her story to the National Choir.
David Pecker's National Choir sold it for a hundred fifty
(49:15):
and then it was a catch and kill story where
they bought it and then never published it, and that
was that. So it's interesting now that we're starting to
see Michael Cohen telling peop about this. I guess the
FBI has this recording now in their possession and it
could also be a signal flare to Michael Cohen and
being like, Okay, you weren't like taking me seriously when
I said I was gonna cooperate. Okay, Now I gave
(49:35):
him a tape. Bro are you gonna freaking party? What's good?
Twitter stuff? Associated Trump? That's that's they broke up. Yeah, yeah, status,
it's complex single. Yeah you what else you got? Tom
Cruise is on the hunt for his next bride? And
is he or is the Church of Science Church of
(49:56):
Scientology appears to be because that's something that's underrated. I
should have brought that up. Church of Scientology, the leader
of lovel Ron beautiful. Uh. If you've driven through there,
you're driven through that. It's a called bricks and people
are outside sweeping all day, all day. They sweet, it's
the cleanest place. It's only like a few hundred feet,
but you can anyone can just drive through there. Our
(50:17):
leader of the free world is obviously a lot of
attention gets devoted to, like let's get the psychopath. But
our biggest movie star, the guy we've all grown up with,
just abandoned his daughter because of this weird cold he's
in and everyone's like a mission impossible. Six. I'm excited. Yeah,
Rogue Nation Man, Rogue Dad. Cool. It's supposed to be
(50:38):
really good though, So wait, he abandoned his daughter. Yeah.
It never see Surrey, and I know this beyond just
she is a suppressive person. She is an she's always
had sp vibes that never felt good about Surrey. Actually
a squirrel actually, because a squirrel as someone who leaves
the church and talk shit. Yeah, she's actually out here
(51:01):
squirreling it up. Squirrels. Star Magazine is telling us that
he's back at it and they have a copy of
his questionnaire that brides have to uh do They talk
about the methodology and how someone even gets to the
point where the questioners filled up or is this just
something they leave at like Ralph's at the chech well.
So they said that it's basically like auditioning for a role,
(51:24):
and the Church of Scientology reaches out to these people's representatives.
They said, back in two thousand five, Katie was chosen,
but Scarlett, Joe Hanson and Lindsay Lohan were also called
to audition. Damnit and Jennifer Garner and Jessica Alba were approached,
but we're rumored to be uninterested. So it's just like
(51:45):
a role. It's just like being playing his significant other
in the movie. Imagine it has gone on cast for
too long? Am I right? Yeah? Yeah, Scarlett Joe Hanson
and Tom Cruise. That would have solved a lot of
problems with her roles. You could just you know, be
just hanging out with anyway. So what's this questionnaire that
people have to fill up? Right? So they say they
(52:07):
have the questionnaire? Who knows if it's true? But they
say Tom's dating questionnaire? Would you pass? Ex scientologist Steve
Mango shares ten of the craziest questions. Steve Mango friends
with Bob Dole Mango, superproducer on a Banana, so he
(52:34):
shares ten of the craziest questions The potential bride maybe
asked during the audition process. One, have you given me
your right name? Yes? No too. Have you ever indulged
in drunkenness? Yes? No? Have you ever pedaled dope? Indulged
in drunkenness is such a nice way to say, And
then pedal dope. Pedal dope is like, well, that's when
(52:55):
the bad cop comes in. Pedal dope, you fiend, get
my phone book, I'm gonna beat this scab. Like whoa, whoa?
I mean, this one's pretty standard. Have you ever had
intercourse with a member of your family? What the phone?
My gosh? Have you ever murdered or kidnapped to anyone? No? Really? Yeah?
(53:18):
Have you ever? I like how specific this? Have you ever?
Have you ever done any illicit diamond buying? What? What's
after murdering something? Yeah? I like that? Because so scientology
is a religion that was written by a bad fiction writer.
And like they but still right in the voice of
(53:38):
a bad fiction writer, They're like, Okay, there's an illegal
diamonds like network, Uh, he's dope peddling diamonds smuggling. How
do you feel about being controlled? Sure? Or no? Thanks?
It's like fucking got Okay, magazine like quiz Have you
ever been a spy for the police? Yes? No, that
(54:01):
makes sense, you know what I mean? Like, if you're
science like, you've been a spy, yeah, because no undercover
officer can answer that with a lie, you know, they
have to tell That's called entrapment. According to people who
should I believe when I was done seventeen drug dealers
in the world. Do you feel communism has some good points? Yes? No?
(54:24):
And then do you know of any secret plans against scientology? Yes? No.
So it would be funny if you've answered in the
affirmative to all the problematic ones, just to see if
they were like, Hey, we'd love to talk to you.
So you're a spy, what do you know? Actually, your
cousin killed a person. You buy diamonds, and you you're
spying on us and you have secrets. Why would you
(54:45):
come in and tell us you're you're wearing a Dber's
baseball hat like you have blood literally blood soaked diamonds
in your pocket. Why did you tell us, Oh, yeah,
we're gonna take it down. Oh okay, I'll tell you
what happened. So I was sent by the FBI to
try and infiltrate and marry Tom Cruise, extracted as many secrets, uh,
and then sort of connect you guys to a diamond
(55:06):
smuggling ring of concestuous I don't know, uh. One thing
I would like to put out in the Globe, which
is again another David Pecker American Media Inc. This world
exclusive Trump Media, Trump Media. This is for all the
Trump stands out there. Now. Either it's good. It's usually
like yo, Hillary got straight up brain tumors everywhere she
(55:27):
can't walk, or like, you know, Queen Elizabeth a fucking
Nazi is what last week they said. So this week
it's Sean Hannity's Secret Life of the most powerful man
in America. Sean, you don done it again. So they
basically did research, realized that people don't trust Sean Hannity,
and they're like, okay, we propped this guy up, or like,
(55:49):
how do we also exploit that so people will buy it? Yeah,
like yeah, he has secrets on his secret is he's
really handsome? You know literally they're like the truth about
his twenty five year marriage like that it's so bomb
or like hit in ninety three million real estate empire. No,
we found that out as people began leaking documents that
you're like basically a slum lord. Okay, it's not a
(56:10):
real estate empire, you're a fucking slum lord anyway. So
then it goes inside. It's like how conservative TV talker
became the most powerful man in America. It's like he
has Trump's ear in a way that few others do.
The President absolutely values his opinion on virtually everything. Blah
blah blah. Then I just love here. You know, they're
saying like he started like with two hundred dollars and
now he's like a millionaire and he dropped out of it.
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It's like just a whole puff piece. But then there's
like this one thing. It's a photo, insept photo and
then the description Fox poster boy Hannity hit it big
by bashing lame brained liberal losers. Yeah, so yeah, they're
loving Sean Hannity here. That's amazing. Have you guys seen
v for Vendetta recently? Have you seen it at all? Yeah?
(56:54):
You saw it in the theaters. I think, yeah, it
really is apropos at current times. Yeah. Yeah, and there's
a handy character and they're right, I remember the Yeah,
there's like that sort of talking head dude. Yeah, it's
really fascinating watching it. Like, oh, if this had come out,
you know, a month ago, right, people would have been like,
that's a little too on the nose, right right, right.
The one thing about that movie that always stuck with
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me is making toad in the hole and the egg.
Put the egg in the slice of bread, isn't that
wasn't call an egg's nest. But I've heard regionally it's different, totally, totally.
The whole I think is the English, the UK version.
But yeah, I remember the first time I thought, I
was like, that makes so much sense. I will make
a sandwich like that right now and have my cholesterol
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shoot up the building. Uh yeah, you know, just basically
taking out the innerds of a slice of bread and
then cracking your egg in the pan so cooks inside
the slice of bread. Yeah, then you take that little
circle piece, throw that in the pan, let it toast
up a bit, a little treat. There you go, see,
and now we've completely forgotten that our democracy is in peril. David,
it's been a pleasure having you listen to you. Find
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you follow you David Huntsberger dot com, and my podcast
is called The Space Caveace Cave. It's a great podcast.
And do you have a tweet? Are you on Twitter? Barely?
I don't really uh yeah, and I'm not that prolific.
Anytime I start to think, like, look I get this
thought out in the world, then I just feel like
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I'm a grown man. For God's sake, I don't need
to make some kind of whole foods joke. I have
tons of them I've been enjoying. So see the dog
and the bee costume or the bee keeper's little outfit. No, yeah,
good heavens because apparently they can like sniff out any
disease in the hive and that helps beekeepers like keep
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the colonies, Like hell yeah yeah, look at that, and
these cyould not people should not have access to honey
or any of the many things that bees provide us,
because how intelligent do you have to be to figure
that out? Trained dogs to do that? And then people
go it's actually a liberal could spread like all right, boy,
get the funk out of here. Yeah you don't get
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this awesome, I'm gonna check that out right after we
stop recording. Miles where can people find You can find
me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of a gray
g R a Y because I want to shout out
people who tweet at me a k A s no
my handle, But then this spelled my last name with
an I don't get it. It's a Y. And now
(59:25):
I'm in my feelings. Uh so. And a tweet that
I like is actually someone who tweeted at us at
John Dueling. At Dueling, John he said a photo, he said,
this made me think of Miles and Jack somehow. And
it's a photo of Owen Wilson and Fozzy Bear. And
at the end it's Zack de la Roca from Rage
against the Machine saying come with it now. But the
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way you read it is we all know that the
sound of Owen Wilson makes is wow, and the sound
of Fozzy Bear makes is wakau. So it's wow wow,
walk out wow wow, walk up, walk up, walk up
wow wow, walk wow Wow. Go with and out shout
out to you. That gave me a hearty laugh. My man, Yeah,
that was awesome. Alright. A couple of tweets I've been enjoying.
(01:00:09):
Jake Flores at Ferrell Jokes tweeted having my dick removed
so I can suck my own ribs. Chris Fleming at
Chris Fleming tweeted the walls of Heller lined with the
improvisers not in the scene laughing performatively at their team. Uh,
which is just very awkward. Isaiah Lester tweeted preseason football
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is right around the corner and then attributed to tweet
to a divorced guy and and little Arab maybe. Tom
Hanks tweeted pretty wild how they teach you useless ship
in school, like what nice Asile's triangle is instead of
helpful information, like what you're supposed to do with a
plunger after you use it? Which I just want to
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bring that up because I don't know what are you
supposed to do? Growing up in my house, my mom
Japanese very fast. She had the toilet out, no, no,
you eat soup out of it. She we had like
we just had like a shopping bag that She's just
like the second who was in there, I was, you know,
just pulled over the toilet, put it in your little
shopping bag, take it outside, yeah, and then just like
(01:01:15):
you know, wave it off, and then you know, I
gotta bleach it now. And then I guess, I know,
I don't know. I never cleaned it. Yeah, but honestly,
then when I started living myself, I plunged the ship
and just leave it right on the floor. Yea, god,
what do we do? You know what the toilet flushes,
then it fills with new water. You could just rinse
it off in there. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Okay, you can
do that too. But I feel like, but I feel
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like bad about myself. Yeah, Like a health expert would
be like, you're actually creating like an awful bacteria calling
on your floor, because after even just reading about like
how a dish sponge becomes like a fuckingh a bacteria calling,
You're like your bath toiles just like have so much
fecal matter unless it's eat coal. I mean there's really
not that many. There's like five real dangerous bacteria's all right? Yeah,
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I mean look, I've been using the same top for
fifteen years. I haven't watched it and I have Okay,
well hear me out. I've only lost partial vision in
one of my eyes, so that's fair. I think I'm bating. Yeah,
I think that's good. Oh. My friend Doug had a
tweet years ago that was the w n b A
draft was yesterday. This is the only coverage of it.
(01:02:18):
WB now is getting real good. Yeah, yeah, it's fun. Yo,
it's the game is changing. I have to I gotta
hand it to them. Yeah, it's get more and more
fun to watch. Can they do it nice? Because the
college finales have been so fantastic. Yeah that then the
draft is right after and then the season starts up
to like carries that clemented and they're like a woke
league where they're like, yeah, you call police violence out,
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or like black Lives matter, just generally inequality like or
do community service when you win because you don't want
to meet the president. I feel like young basketball players
who are, like, you know, just learning to play basketball
should only watch the w NBAS because their fundamentals are
like so perfect and like you don't get into any
bad habits. They all have like no bad habits. It's
like perfect fun. Watched James Harden right, learning good thing?
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song we ride out on Miles. What's that going to be? Okay?
So superduci next stuff to put me on this some
other good music again. Uh, this time I want to
bring up the group Big Episode for producer Big Big Episode.
He might be coming from my spot, but anyway, Uh,
this is from the group Emerald, Sapphire and Gold also
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known as E S G. And there a South Bronx
duo who came out in the late seventies. Uh. Like
I've heard their songs before without knowing that it was them.
Their track Ufo, which all privlid next week, has been
like one of the most sampled songs in hip hop.
But this song, My Love for You, has to be
a little more upbeat, and I think we just need
that going to this weekend. So this is My Love
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for You by E. S G. Shout out to the
female friends and bands. And the other thing I want
to add is they're not like the greatest technicians, but
they have such good sense, like a style that the
swag of the music is great, wonderful, all Right, we're
gonna write out on that. We will be back on Monday.
Have a great weekend everyone. Bye. It's not a da da,
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it's not a man around you. Go down little, row,
row up big? Why a for you? Baby? He's at
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the roll. He's got a very go roundsty goes up
n down anyway you want to lay down round that
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comin Oca binggumed