January 7, 2025 • 61 mins
In episode 1795, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, writer, and co-host of The Bechdel Cast, Caitlin Durante, to discuss… MAGA Time Is Nigh…Infighting Is Already Here Though, Trudeau Resigns, How Movies Envisioned 2025 and more!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Caitlin.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi, Heyuranny everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, Yeah, is that how Jimmy Durany spelled his lastener?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, he's my dad?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh shit, damn, how are you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
But who is your question?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Files?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I said, are you okay?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm so you're Jack's age, your dad because he died
in nineteen eighty born in eighteen ninety three. Yeah, what
is that a joke?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think we should be asking how how do you look?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So amazing?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
For being so?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
He had me when he was like thirty, so I'm
actually like ninety five years old.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wow. The only thing I know is that he's He's
the one who said.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He was famous. His nickname was like the Schnas because
he had this like huge.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yellow bastard from Sin City. What I saw, like, is
this yellow bastard from.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well what a what a reference?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
All this?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This picture of him looks like funny to me?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, it was like what we think of at the
original based on him.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, but with like a clown notes. I mean, that
is one hell of a clown note.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's like it's Bill Scars guard As and Bill Scars
guard As Penny Wise had a baby and that's Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This motherfucker is nose Farau.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Coach. Let me pop up the baby powder in there.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I thought I was telling Justin before I said, I
don't know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three seventy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Episode two of jo Daily Zai. Guys.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's a production by Heart Radio. It's a podcast where
we take a deep dive into America share consciousness. We
now have a YouTube channel YouTube slash at Daily Zeitgeist Pod.
We can go check out one episode a week, maybe more.
Who knows. It's Tuesday, January seventh, twenty twenty four. We
(02:46):
missed January sixth. We did a Heart episode yesterday. I
forgot to mention that it was jan six.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, we just did our American civic duty to just
memory hold January sixth. Yeah, it was like, it's nothing
at all, man's nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It all happened. What It's fine, And maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It did and they didn't do anything about it, and
maybe that's causing problems out Who could say, really, you know,
I don't have a time machine or I can look
at these things fifty years in the future. Anyway. January
seventh is National bibble Head Day and National Tempoda Day. Okay,
so shout out the fried foods from Japan. Shout out
the Bobbleheads. Although this is not you think this would
(03:25):
come out in the midst of baseball season, right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I feel like they missed their they missed their mark.
They're weird, like you know, when people are going to.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Be really appreciatively bibbleheads January seven, middle of January after,
you know, the day after January sixth. I think that's
what we strike Bobblehead Day. Yeah, nailed it. Well.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
My name's Jack O'Brien, aka you guy. Oh is water.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Gush?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Is water? That one?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Courtesy of mcnichael's. Am I reading that correctly like McMichaels,
But mcknichaels on the discord it is water ice, Get
off my back. I'm thrilled to be joined.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
As always by my co host, mister Miles Gray's Miles
Gray back stronger than ever from the streets of Lankershem,
I'm the Lord of Lancersham, I'm the showgun and no gun.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Shout out everybody who won for a showgun on the
Golden Globes. Very predictable because it's anytime Showgun shows up,
it just wins. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You are the first full episode of the year thanking them,
and yet not a single one of them thank you,
and they're accepting speeches, and then that's fucking bullshit. You've
been shouting them out inadvertently in your AKAD years.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I texted Anna, so I I said, Yo, I knew
you were always against me, but you could have said
my name up there, and that's fine. But anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Miles, welcome back. Yes, great to see you, great to
be Thanks for letting me back in. You heard you
guys are recording without me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's rights
a couple of days and that was yeah, that was
just you were in the waiting room. We recorded two
full episodes with you in the zoom waiting room.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know, I'd shaved for that episode and look at
my facial hair now it looks like Timothy shalomye eyelash,
as Nicky Glazer said one of my favorite jokes from
the Globes.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Miles, We're through. You joined in our third seat, but
one of our favorite guests, a very talented writer, stand
up the median, co host of one of the great
film podcasts, The beck Down, cast. They also happen to
have a Masters de Graham film. They also happen to
have the most anagrammable name in the English language, So
if you've been given their name in a jumble of
(05:49):
scrabble tiles, you may know them as Lauren d Titan
or nine Kit Dracula or Latin dancer U t I.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
But to us, they will always be.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Caitlin Dronte.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Did yeah, and my dad is we were discussing previously,
Jimmy Duranny.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, I've been something going on with that snow or
maybe it was the hat, because wow.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Maybe it was the mass hallucinations of the children who
thought he came to life. You know what, you will
like the comedy stylings of Jimmy Durany for years to come.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh man, that's oh yeah, that is the most I
think that's the Frosty the Snowman song I would play
the most on like the kid friendly Christmas playlist I
was playing in the house.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Was like, I can't really sing yeah, but it's charming.
And speaking of charming, Caitlin, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh gosh, I am doing period, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Doing, you are doing, I'm doing You're in the act
of doing, aren't well?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, yeah, exactly how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
My god, I'm I'm actually still salty that Jack stole
the hot sauce from me at the White Elephant party.
Oh my god, I actually stole Ian stole it from me,
and then Jack stole it from the Hot one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And I've been meaning to.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Ask you, Jack since that very contentious moment at our
holiday White Elephant gift party. How's the hot sauce? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Man, I just threw that ship out when I got.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Way too spicy for me.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Spicy, you know how I think is too spicy on.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
It was like a three on the scovel scale, and
Jack is.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Like, oh power move just looking at it. Catch up
the spiciest thing I'll allow my body, Deranny, What did
you walk away with at.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The White Elephant?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I ended up with a bottle of Jane, bottle of Jamo, okay,
some coffee arms.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh, a little starter pack brought by yours truly Irish
coffee starter pack.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah yeah, good?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well? Uh there there was also a twenty five dollars
Taco Bell. It was actually thirty, wasn't it thirty dollars
Taco Bell gift card?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I went five dollars over the limit because I'm kind
of a big, big spend. But there was a studio
the one percent. There was a gem between my presence,
which was diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Things that will make you shit your pants inducing gifts.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah to see it. We love it, don't we, folks,
We do, Caitlin. We're thrilled to have you back on
the show. We're going to get to know you a
little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
tell the listeners a couple of the things that we're
talking about today. Where im from now on? We it
is Jimmy Durany. We're talking mag of time is n
(09:03):
but in fighting is already here though that it's about
to be Trump.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's about to be true. Yeah, Yeah. Unfortunately the time
has come now for us to put on our reality
spectacles and breathe it in. No longer, Kennedy is just
give it a couple of weeks, just a few more.
The election is certified. We are here just waiting for inauguration.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Lien sixth that they tried to try as they might,
or try it not, try as they might not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't know anymore, try not they may not. Yeah,
I was first, I was like, oh, man, Biden is
about to go ham on the executive orders. Wait wait,
do you see how he's not doing anything? Okay, Well
then the people the the liberal order is going to
(10:04):
stage their own January sale. They're not They're not doing anything. Okay, Okay, yeah,
so there we come on in.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, I mean he did at least I mean Trump
or Biden did do the like super troll fest giving
out those presidential citizen medals. Yeah, to like who got one?
I think Liz Cheney and Benny Thompson. I think George Soros.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, they were like no magic and Hillary Clinton Hill,
Hillary Clinton. Anyways, well, we'll talk about the infighting on
the right. We'll talk about more bad news for like neoliberals,
liberal you know, Justin Trudeau has stepped down, he's going
(10:51):
to resign. What does this mean for Canadian politics? Uh,
it's actually impossible to know because from here, Yeah, from here,
the workings of the Canadian government have been deemed too
boring to actually perceive, and so we're all adopting a
wait and see attitude on this one. But we will
talk about that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I'm trying to think of a joke that it's like, oh,
Canadian politics are different than American politics, and then likening
that to Canadian football. So it's like, oh, there's only
three some things instead of four the number of downs.
But I don't know enough about football or politics.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Do they do three downs?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I think so right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't know, and I'm really not paying enough.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Time and I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, so CEFL the longer and wider field, twelve players
on the field.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well that's a foul, woke much, that's a crime in America.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, oh it does three Wow? Look at three downs?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Three downs?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Any only two timeouts a game? And you can you can?
You are one point in the CFL.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Interesting, that seems efficient to me.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, score one point in the NFL too.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, but I'm saying not after like, not as your
extra point. There's also the ability of just one point.
The single point is called a rouge, which I don't. Look,
I'm a look, I'm already checked out. I'm sorry that
we exported our form of political cancer to you guys,
but I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Score on the beaters, catch the quiffle or whatever. The
Harry Potters quidditch joke. I forget there the snitch, the
golden snitch.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The seeker tried to catch the snitch. The beaters, the
beaters just hitting the bludgers around.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Right Yeah wait, there's beaters and bludgers.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I think they're called.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The bludgers, beaters people, beaters.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
People.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Exactly hit people.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Thank you for the therapy speak.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, man, we're gonna talk about We're gonna check in
with what was predicted about the year twenty twenty five,
because this is a future sci fi dateline that a
bunch of forgotten shitty movies predicted set their movie in.
And then also her movie Her was set in twenty
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twenty five, which kind of blew on us still for
a bit. So we'll talk about that plenty more. But first, Caitlin,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I googled Titanic Escape Room Los Angeles, and there is
one what it just opened? Well, I was googling it
because I had to like look up the number to
call them. I already knew that it was like a
recently open thing. So sixty out is the company that
has different, I mean, one of many companies in La
(13:58):
that has escape rooms. They're the ones that have the
Titanic one. There was like a defunct one for a while,
but then they just reopened this Titanic themed one, and
I had to make a reservation. Obviously, Me and Jamie
are going, yeah, we're also like pretty morbid that, yeah,
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because you have to like escape the ideas you're escaping
the sinking ship.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, this is you get in there and just continually
lie down in bed and hold hands like.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
They're like, oh, what's that? What's that little bedtime story?
The woman tells her kids that ship broke me too.
She put the kids to bed. I'm like, lady, they
are gonna wake up the second that cold water hits them.
That's all I could think about, is like, dang, be asleep, Yeah,
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wake up to a horrible death. This is what it says.
Step aboard the legendary RMS Titanic and journey back to
the fateful night of a fourteenth, nineteen twelve. That's two
days after my grandmother's birthday. In this thrilling escape room,
if she passed away, but she was born on April twelfth,
nineteen twelve. The ship is sinking and it's up to
you to save the passengers, navigate through the ship's grand quarters,
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solve intricate puzzles, and uncover hidden secrets as you race
to unlock the life books. Wow, will you rise to
the challenge and save everyone on board? Or will time
run out before you can escape the icy waters? Book
now and experience the heart counting adventures of the Titanic
like never before, okay?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Or will you fail and let all those women and
children die?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's up to you. This this actually looks really well made.
I must say, are we what are we going off of?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Are they like here?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Are hey?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I generated it's not the land you imagine?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah? The Kaylin and Jamie gun is such a bummer.
They're like, yo, it did not look like the pictures
at all.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
What was the thing where it was like the display
of Was it like a Willy Wonka thing?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It was horribly rendered in Glasgow. Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It was our runner up story of the year, all right, okay, yeah, yeah, especially.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It's not like that, all right, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't think it will be like that. I do
if if you're like put with a group like two
people in a group of other people, which I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
They don't do that this one.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
But if they do in this case, I want you
both to just lie down and hold it.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
It's like you guys figured out.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You guys are here, all.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Right, Caitlin.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I think that shoplifting is underrated. And I'm specifically talking
about shoplifting from like huge corporate, evil corporations like big
box stores. Not to be clear, I've never done this
because I'm too afraid. But I'm muster up the courage.
My big goal for twenty is to gather the courage
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to start shoplifting and stealing from evil companies big box stores.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Just start small, you know, do a little lip a
little do a lip bomb. You know, that's always that's
always the thieves gateway item when you start off. I
felt like in my like junior high, like there are
some there's some high school and there's some girls. They
go to Clay's stock up on some ship. You know
what I mean, come out of there, you know, that's
that's all I gotta say. That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Okay, thank you for the tips.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Then move your way up to spray paint, because they
put that ship behind a gate a home depot and
that's when you really hit the next level. Whoa getting cry?
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Wait? So how do you get back there? Do you
like hide? Ay contortion?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I just remember I tried to graffiti, and I would
be I was the same way. I'm like, I'm not
about to fucking get caught up. I don't even do.
I don't even tag. I'm not about to fucking steal
cans with you guys. I was just wait in the
car and they woul run up and be like, yo,
we got we go like a can cancle. I did
not get the thrill out of that way. I would
alway steal from school. That was my thing. That was
my original Faces corporation, where I'm like, the fuck, you
(18:08):
know what do you need this scale for? I need
this digital scale for my own nefarious deeds? Right, And
then I used to those to other drug dealers in high.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
School, wang mice and other animals. No, did I get
it wrong? Oh we got a winner here sixteen grams?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
This little mouse.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Is sixteen Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
School school?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Catching you? Walmart? I think is traditionally been pretty bad
at catching people, isn't that right? But when they do,
Holy shit, Oh that's target target target where they're like, oh,
we let you rack it up just so you know,
like we've been watching you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
There's like this one like there's like a mom influencer
that was like doing supposed target halls that she was
just shop and they're like, you got we got it
all on wax and you're posting it like come on now.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, no, that seems silly. Yeah, I'm just gonna steal,
you know, groceries. Yeah, because there I mean, I don't
know if you've heard, but grocery prices have gotten so expansively.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Of thanks Joe Byron.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Mm hmmm, I did for my little thrill. I take
a penny from a leave a penny, Take a penny,
even even if I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Is that the build up? Maybe that's let's start small.
Dorani go to seven eleven, take a penny from the
take a penny, leave a penny and just just whistle
on out of there like you don't know nothing about it.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Then maybe grab grab it, spread out scattering grosser, you
flipped the four hour energy display, right fuckers, What the
fuck was that?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
The penny guy.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
He's back, Okay, well, yeah, I'll take all these consideration.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Also, thank you hit her up with some some bad ideas.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, what's something you think is overrated? All right?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I'm saying this because I came up on an episode
of The Bechdel Cast that's about to come out, and
I think it's potentially controversial, but I think that tongue
kissing is overrated. I don't really want someone else's tongue
in my mouth. I don't want to put my tongue
in your mouth, especially excessively. I will do it at
little hint of tongue every now and then of tongue,
(20:25):
but I think tongue kissing is gross.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Was this inspired from seeing gratuitous tongue kissing on screen?
And then you're like, yeah, you know what? Nah?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
So the episode was on angus songs and perfect Snogging,
a British movie based on a British book for like
a Ya novel, and there's a scene where the main
character goes to this boy for kissing lessons and then
they're like just grossly tongue kissing each other. And then
so I was like, Eh, tongue kissing is gross, and
(20:59):
then everyone was like, Caitlin, that's so weird. Oh really Yeah,
three of all of us. They really did. So if
anyone else out there thinks that tongue kissing is gross,
hit me up.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
And I was so nervous when I was in like
I think I was in seventh grade and I hadn't
done a done a kiss yet. I was so nervous.
I was like, oh my god, they're gonna know I'm
bad at French, Like they what the fuck jack some
(21:36):
kind of kiss virgin asshole. I had an older girlfriend
and I was very she wasn't. I wasn't so okay,
and I was very nervous about, you know, frenching and
like I didn't really know it, and she was, you know,
had French before a number of times, and uh she
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had French. We French. I was, this is the story
my I was like I've told you before where I
was like so nervous, and I didn't have an excuse
for a while. I was nervous, so I just created
like drama. I was like, I just got a lot
of stuff going on at home. I couldn't like come
up with the reason why I was like so weird.
(22:21):
And then uh we uh frenched. I was bad at it,
and she dubbed me the next day.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh man, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I think you know what? Sorry, just real quick. More
of the story though, was it was my weird vibes
that made her dutches. Oh you're bad, just not fun.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
She's like, I think you're kind of flippant about like
domestic issues that you're on the home, and I think
the way you just slide about that, I really put
a bad taste in my mouth. And the pun was intended, right, Lisa. Yeah,
I kissed uh freshman in high school when I was
in seventh grade. For my first kiss, whoa. It was
fucking so nervous because my my neighbor, who is a
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grade older than me, had a girlfriend who was a
grade older than her or him. So she brought her
friend over and here I am, this little seventh grader
and Mace's Harlem World album just came out. Word listen
to Wow you over? Oh God, that's p Diddy's voice
now that I.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
And but anyway, that I was so nervous I kissed.
I didn't know what to do. And this woman was
so kind. She's like she's like, she's like, have you
ever done this before? And I was like no.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That was like no, I would have started crying.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I was basically like you, but I didn't even have
the I couldn't even be articulate enough to make some
ship up. She was like, bro, are you okay? You're
like you've got like completely wet. I just love this
Mace album.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, really thinking about this Mace album.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, but I wasn't. Yeah, but the gratuitous stuff, I
remember doing that, and I've had like girlfriends be like yo, yo, yo,
I'm not with that, and I was like, yeah, I
think I'm copying the movie.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Well, that's the thing, like when you're young and you
don't know what you're doing yet, you're bad at kissing
and you're probably using too much tongue and stuff like that.
But I'm talking about like adult men well into their
thirties who still don't know how to kiss and they're
using way too much tongues. They'll come in tongue tongue.
And literally had a guy try to kiss me coming
(24:24):
in tongue first.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, my head.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
He didn't even use his lips really at all. He
was just sort of like but then obviously like that.
It's an extreme example, but like just so many people,
and look, I've kissed a lot of people. Okay, and yeah,
huge brag, but so many people, so many adult men especially,
(24:57):
I would say, are very bad at kissing, and then
I have to tell them and I have to teach
them how to kiss, and then I'm like, follow my lead,
and then it emasculates them.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And then they're like, yeah, I actually don't want to
meet it for another date. Actually had nothing to do
with the emasculation of you saying my pornography informed way
of kissing wasn't really palatable for everyone.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It was my weird vibes, Like, yeah, exactly was giving
off the weird vibes and that's why they dumped.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Mind.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Kissing is like dancing. If people are there to you know,
to tangle. You can't go in there crumping, you know
what I mean, Like just match energies match.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I'm never like when I can see tongue happening in
a movie kiss like gross. I still remember the November
Rain video when Axel Rose.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Never forget the November Rain video when.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Axl Rose like gets married and then like at the
altar they kiss and it's just like a real, real
tongue bath.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I gotta, I gotta pull this up. You're saying kind
of like it's when they get married.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, the you just see him like go full tongue
in the mouth as the wedding kiss, which feels felt
weird to me.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Dude, how oh here it is here it is okay,
so they've oh wait, they got mouth on mouth. Where's
the tongue? Did we miss the tongue?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Jack, You must have missed the tongue because Slash is
about to go to the all that.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, but it's kind of subtle because it's just like
through the corner, but it's like full Yeah, dude, you
see it. Yeah, you see the tongue goes like the tongues.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah. And I'm betting I'm gonna bet money that the
actress was not informed about that before.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It was his real wife, Stephanie Seymour.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I love how this pop up video you're like, despite
that grotesque, gratuitous kiss, that is his real wife, right.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I did not like it, though. Thank you for this, Caitlyn.
I think you spoke what has been unspoken for a
lot of people. Dis match if you got them. If
you want to get sloppy, I'll get sloppy.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You know is that the message that you got. No, No,
that's not what I was I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
And if you want to get sloppy, stay away from me,
get you on someone else.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, I feel you. All right, let's uh, that's very fun.
We're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna talk
about some news. We'll be right back. And we're back.
(27:40):
We are, and it's so do we we need to
like cover this now? Huh? Like the coming Trump administration
that's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The burying your head in the sand. I mean sure
we could do that, in which case I probably just
stop listening to the show if that's what you're looking for.
But yeah, we're kind of we're there. You know, the
uncomfortable reality is creeping much closer, and we're you know what,
we're two weeks about away from the inauguration. Policies are
(28:10):
becoming more and more of a reality. Yesterday, obviously, we
saw the certification of the election go down, where klm
LAS said, you know, look, I'm simply upholding a sacred
obligation by doing this, and we did it because it's
a democracy, allegedly, and there were a group of activists
that we're trying to get members of Congress to use
the fourteenth Amendment to deny certification. But that simply wasn't happening,
(28:33):
even though they're like, this guy's an insurrectionists, like, there's
no way you can, you know, run for office. Didn't
you guys impeach him on those grounds? And also wasn't
there a whole whatever? Maybe it was just a maybe
it didn't matter. Yes, that's OK. Everyone's kind of scratching
their heads as to now looking at this issue, and
everyone's like, could the DOJ have done more? Yeah? Probably,
I would say absolutely, But either way, we are here.
(28:57):
But the one problem at the moment is to figure
out how to un all of these ghouls to actually
get anything passed.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
So right now, that's my biggest problem. That's what's keeping
me up at night, Miles. How are they going to
ever get it together? These please guys get it together.
You came so far from merely being a Facebook troll
to now being a member of Congress.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Don't fumble this chance. But yeah, like right now, Trump
is demanding a big, beautiful MAGA bill basically like one
bill that covers everything from draconian immigration crackdowns, extending the
Trump tax cuts for only the wealthy and putting an
end to clean energy projects in favor of more earth fucking.
(29:39):
He wants it all in one bill, just done right away.
He wants it on his desk yesterday, even though he's
not in office yet. Mike Johnson is hoping that he
can maybe deliver this by Memorial Day and then Trump
can just you know, and the rest of his turn
by playing golf and slipping further into sinility in peace
as he wants it. But the issue here is that,
(29:59):
you know, despite having control of Congress, the House is
in a pretty precarious situation with their two seat advantage.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
So yeah, that's not like a two seat advantage in
the Senate. How many seats are.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
There, there's like four thirty five wow, yeah yeah, So yeah,
it's it's very narrow. And again this we saw this
problem come up when they were trying to you know,
elect the speaker Mike Johnson. It was just like, it
wasn't Kevin McCarthy levels of bad. But it did take
Trump to personally intervene to get some of the Freedom
(30:32):
Caucus hard miners to like back cyber porn cop Mike
Johnson for speaker. So yeah, like yeah, we don't know
what we don't know what is going to I mean, obviously,
like they're they're not dealing with a lot here in
terms of getting stuff passed. I mean, in the Senate
they have fifty three seats, so there's a there's definitely
more of an advantage there. But yeah, like when you
(30:53):
talk about it, like when all of these articles about
the the like this supposed megabill, there's already disagreement among Republicans,
like some want wanted the way Trump does, many other
like it should be broken up into a set of
smaller bills and I won't vote for this, or like
you have to promise me there'll be no more spending
when Trump himself has obviously been like get rid of
the dead ceiling. I want to spend as much as
(31:14):
I want and then blame it on the next guy
or whoever. So yeah, the not not much to really
make you feel good about what's happening aside from that, but.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
That they're incompetent and hate each other.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Incompetent and hate each other that much we are seeing
play out four thirty five on average.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's going to be one of their birthdays every day,
and at least one of them is going to be sick,
so like maybe we'll just maybe the advantage as long
as the Democrats are willing to go to work sick
like heroes, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We'll see, we will see,
because yeah, like once Trump pulls a couple of people
for cabinet positions, that could go down to like a
one seat advantage like in this yeah, usual elections.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
He doesn't give a fuck. He keeps like using those people.
He's like, I don't know, you want to like be
my driver or whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
They're like, oh, I would be honored. I'd be honored.
Come to an escape room with me. But yeah, this
is this is kind of what what sort of we
have on the horizon in terms of legislation, and yeah,
it's it's chaos already.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
All right, Well, speaking of chaos, I can't say chaos
the word chaos without you thinking of that's right, Canada,
that place wild. But Justin Trudeau has been facing calls
to resign, even from members of his own party for
weeks now. Follow So his finance minister, who was his
(32:43):
you know, right hand, very close and like somebody who
was widely respected, quit in mid December and on the
way out was like, I don't know what the fuck
he's doing. But so basically everyone's like, oh, that is
like it was a bad look on top of a
situation where people were like, he's probably gonna have to
resign eventually, right, but yeah, she was not pleased with
(33:03):
how he managed Canada's economy in the face of the
looming US tariffs. This does all seem to at least
start or get accelerated by Donald Trump being like, you
don't want to kiss the ring you. We were going
to beat the shit out of you with tariffs.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I hate and I hate all like the little brother
ring that this fool is doing. He's like, oh, the
fifty first state, we will welcome him. It's like, okay,
I did you shut the fuck up? And he's like,
we will welcome many fifty first states, and yeah, Canada, Look,
we apologize. I love y'all. You, we love y'all, but
I'm the god You're You're terrible misfortune to be bordering
(33:46):
the nic.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Best live show of the TZ tour. Maybe there were
a number of but that Toronto show was so fun.
Holy shit, what a crowd. But yeah, so he announced
that he is stepping down as the Liberal Party leader
and also as Prime Minister as soon as his party
(34:08):
can find somebody to replace him. So again, no way
to know what this means or how any of this works,
because my brain can't stay well.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's very look it echoes, like a lot of the
other things we saw where neoliberalism just yeah, just played
itself out to the had a bit of a moment.
Yeah yeah, because you know they were they they had
the backing of like the New Democratic Party, but again
they were like this, we had a deal in place
and Trudeau couldn't follow through and we're asking for real
(34:39):
easy stuff like dental care. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
So this was a detail from the story that I did.
I did read. I made it all the way through
this story, and one of the conflicts was with the
New Democratic Party, which is like they're like left leading
further left, like if America had.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
A left something like that.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
And Jack Meet Singh who is the leader of the
New Democratic Party, who we've covered before, because he was
a dude who's like entering a building and somebody was
like your bum, liar, and he just had had hold
and turned around and was like who said that? And
(35:25):
the guy was so like, I, dude, I wouldn't say that,
and if I did, I would say it to your face.
But I totally didn't. It must have been somebody behind me,
like the guy on camera like calls him a liar
and then immediately completely backstone. But yeah, anyway, he The
thing that they were arguing over was dental care and
(35:49):
pharmacare bills, which is like, I don't know why. That
is so wild to me that like leaders would be
disagreeing over something that it's like real and tangible because.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
We live in hell Over. You were like, WHOA, that's
a thing you can advocate for as a politician, dental care.
I remember talking to like some of the Zei Gang
after that Toronto show and talking about like the socialized
medicine things like that, and they're like yeah, and they
kept saying yeah. But the thing here, no dental no
mental is like the sort of like the rhyme that
(36:23):
they use, like we don't get dental care, no mental
health care. And that's like a huge thing too that
people want to advocate for. So it's interesting to see
like that's a very simple thing that people are like,
that's a necessity for their health. You you make a
deal with the Liberal Party. It doesn't happen. And then
he said, quote, they have let you down in terms
of talking about the Liberal Party. They do not deserve
(36:44):
another chance. You're like, wow, that that sounds like stuff
we've said down here about what our Liberal party.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Oh maybe maybe the US and Canada aren't so different
after all.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Nah, they're boring.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
We're cool.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
We keep it exciting. Like remember the Edis comedians definitely better.
I think they got they got some real good comedians
out there. They got the real good comedians up there.
But yeah, this is just kind of like another I
think moment where you're seeing again, like rather than acting
so confused when people are asking for basic necessities for
their lives to be easy to like exist within, don't
(37:23):
act like this is like they don't. That's fine, they don't.
It isn't going to affect anything, like it very much.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Invested in a private company that could provide solutions for
dental care? What else do you want?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Just make it easier, man, just make it easier. Yeah,
so the echoes of of our similar grievances going around.
I'm sorry, Jack, but how are you going to stop this?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Like it's actually impossible to It's either fascism or failed
neoliberal policies. Those are actually the only two options that
I've ever heard of, and that which you and my
brain can conceive of. So I think that's it. I think, yeah,
we've exhausted every option.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I don't know what else to do here, folks. I mean,
I guess I could start building a bunker to hide
from the proletariat.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, it's a zombie movie. It's either zombie movie or neoliberalism.
That's the only thing we got. Those are the only
two ideas we come up with.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yet, holy shit, every time, I don't know what this is?
What you get, guys? What it is?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
You happy? Now? What?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
No, we've been very unhappy for a long time. We've
made that clear. All right, let's take a quick break
and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
We're back, We're back, goddamn all right.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
So it is the year twenty twenty five, according to you.
According to some people, it's the year twenty twenty five. Yeah, right,
but okay, twenty twenty five. That is like a conspiracy.
It's like the sort of fact that my brain has
a equally hard time getting itself around that that like
(39:16):
I could, I could see a conspiracy theory arising, like
it's not actually twenty you believe that shit that it's
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
That sounds like some shit that Dems would do, like
it's actually twenty twenty. Yeah, so actually Joe Biden is
another go round, I think is what we get here.
This is actually the first time, like you know when
you like are signing something and you have to date
it and you're like, shit, I wrote twenty twenty four,
Like there's like those set first month or so. This
(39:43):
is like one of the first times I'm like, no,
this shit is twenty two. I don't know why this
is shit twenty twenty five. No, lie, I feel it.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I've been writing so many checks.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, I mean I open up my diary and I
say January twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah I do, right, Yeah, this is one sense that
makes to target to pay back, give a penny, to
take a penny.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
And they cashed it, those cheap motherfuckersuckers. But yeah, this
is interesting time because like I feel like as a
kid growing up in the eighties, like the twenty twenties
were sort of like the just not so far off
future that like writers loved to depict in films, and
I'm always like man like, because what was hoverboards and
Back to the Future, like we're past like we should
(40:33):
have had them hoboards?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that was twenty fifteen in Back
to the Future too.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Oh god, sign mine.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Cars are everywhere, hoverboards everywhere, little piece like little morsels
of food that you put in a special oven and
it's like a little tiny pizza and that it becomes
a huge pizza. Like where's any of that technology?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, oh, we gotta loading pizza soilent. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
When you google Back to the Future part two year,
I don't want to know the year the movie came out, asshole.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
Oh the fuck cares about that? Googlewhere I yell at nine? Yeah, yeah,
twenty fifteen. Caitlin's correct. I just had to fact check
that for some.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
While I can't well, you don't believe.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I really could not believe that is that long ago.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Sorry, he just got a note. He got a note
about his excessive tongue kissing earlier spot trying to slash
out at everyone.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
So all right, let's go through a handful of movies
that were set in the year twenty twenty five. We
have the nineteen eighty six sci fi movie Future Hunters, which,
first of all, we're here in twenty twenty five and
it's not the future, So you got that one wrong, dipshit,
whoa what a dude? This cast is.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
It's got Robert Patrick, the guy who plays the T
two thousand in two, the liquid one. I don't know
who any of these? What is it? Is he a
one thousand one?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
And then Arnold is a T one hundred? Is that
the deal?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, he's like a one on one.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I've messed up all cybonetic organisms. I'm sorry. Oh yeah, okay.
It has a four point three on IMDb. Oh God
five eighty own adventure searches the post nuclear wasteland for
the most devastating godless artifact in history. When he touches it,
he is transported back in time to nineteen eighty nine
Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Huh oh, So, so what it is like future tech
in modern day?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
But the future, the year twenty twenty five of that
world is mad Max. It's just that Mad Max. And
then it appears to be a guns versus blades type
of showdown based on the poster and the guy who
has the gun has a weird combover. I don't know
(42:57):
why they've gone with him. That's the face of this movie.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah great, it's also shooting a laser and a bullet
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
On the cover, I'm assuming that's a laser like laser aim.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Oh yes, fee, But then it's also a laser that
shoots like out of like.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, it also does you know, it also does pew pew.
Also yeah, so it don't get too comfortable with this thing.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Also, sorry, I'm humiliated, Arnold. There's a T eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh my god, you idiot. Then what is Robert Patrick's
T one thousand?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
He is the T one thousand, and he is the
T one thousand.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And I'm Miles Dyson.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
God, they really made some pretty impressive upgrades between eight
hundred and one thousand.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I mean, what happened to the Forgotten nine hundred?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Like, hey, I'm here, guys.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
It's like the missing Link, you know, and where's the
movie about that?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
It's like the well, what's the Sega the Dreamcast. It's
like the ones that like we're between the Maiden, like
Sega Genesis and then you know, it was.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Sega Genesis Saturn, then Dream Saturn Dreamcast.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, Saturn, it was the Saturn. It was the Saturn
of times. It was the Dreamcast of times. I know's
I read books? I actually just know. I just listened
to people who read books, and then.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I watched The Simpsons, so I get that bi osmosis.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
There you go. There was also the Escape from New
York ripoff Endgame Bronx Final Wars. I guess they had
AI worked a long time ago, because this is the
most ais title endgame Colon Bronx Final Wars. What in
the wake of a nuclear war? New York City is
(44:49):
now full of quote scavengers, rogue motorcycle gangs, and mutant
psychics the worst type of psychics of all?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
What was? Okay? So right, all the nuclear fear shit,
it was just because of the Cold War stuff lingering, right,
and we brought that. We all had a movie gun
to our head for decades. Yeah, Everyone's like, dude, we
can fucking do this right now, dude, we could do
this year right now. We all go, I don't give
a fuck. So that gave us this man who looks like,
(45:18):
what is this outfit? This guy's wearing all the posters
I got again helmets yeah, yeah, but it's just off
enough to your point check that it does look like
AI in this weird way.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, I'm like, it looks like Mad Max mixed with
like Aquaman. Yeah, that's where Aquaman mixed with BDS. Yeah,
which I guess is Mad Max. But yeah, yeah, it's
got real Aquaman energy.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, no one made a movie yet, No
one made a movie yet.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
All right, Well back to a little bit closer to now.
Pacific Rim really called it shot. They set that movie
in the year twenty twenty five. I don't know why
any movie does this. There's so many movies that just
like completely overshoot and are like, yeah, giant robots that
(46:09):
fight the Kaiju monster, that'll be seven years, ten years,
what do you think, Yeah, ten years ago. I'll give
it ten years, right.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Specific Grim came out when.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Twenty thirteen, Wow, they were like that's twelve years Max, Oh,
they got time, this is plenty of time.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Have you seen the kind of stuff Tesla's.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Doing right now? Yeah, concerned we're going to have about
twelve years.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, I've actually pissed about that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
And then her which was at the time like pretty subtle.
It was like I remember that being kind of the
main thing is like, what if we did a sci
fi movie that seemed like an accurate depiction of like
how things might evolve, And this.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Is scary how spot on it is in many ways.
Speaker 8 (47:00):
In many ways, and yet the end, Yes, yeah, the
movie hers basically if Joaquin Phoenix fell in love with
his Siri, right, like yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Like a fully formed human personality like that. It's it
identifies a thing that like people were like, yeah, I'm
willing to believe that's happened, Like that's what's going to happen.
And then a bunch of people made billions and billions
of dollars being like, look, they'll believe anything. We could
(47:38):
just pretend we did that. Fuck it will just have
Scarlett Johanson's voice do the voice of our thing, and
these people will believe it.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
This makes me think Elon Musk may introduce a mega
fighting robots just in the same way. It's like, yeah,
pretty close, folks, We're getting them getting them close. Just
invest now, I'm telling you we got to fight the
kaiju aka immigrants.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I didn't remember there being a date in her, so
I was like trying to find the evidence that it
was set in twenty twenty five, and I think it's
like mainly a estimate because they're one of the Joaquin
Phoenix's character like writes greeting cards, and one of the
greeting cards he writes is for like a happy fiftieth anniversary,
(48:24):
where it looks like the wedding was in the seventies,
And I think that's like kind of the main piece
of evidence that there's also like the IMDb plot synopsis
is says like opens with in the year twenty twenty five,
But I am, what if it is in the script?
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Let me see if I find the screenplay?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
See this is what. This is why we have people
with a certain level of expertise on because we can
now am massaters. I like, how the very first line
it is twenty twenty five. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Only people with master's degrees in screenwriting can do a
Google search to see if the PDF of a certain
screenplay is available.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
So how you do that?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I can't look.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, you have to go to grad school secrets secret.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Like I wouldn't even know the fucking first step on
googling where to get a screenplay PDF version?
Speaker 3 (49:17):
And yeah, it's really hard.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
To do only society, and I mean I'm.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Struggling with it. No, I actually have on the screenplay.
I'm just seeing if it mentioned let me do a
little search, twenty twenty five does not appear once in
the screenplay.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
So God, damn it, damn fucked me.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I AMDB.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
But I think people generally agree, even if it's just
a range, this is the range that it is well.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Based on the greeting card. I think that's safe to
say fifty years from the seventies what looks like the
seventies would put us here, you.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Know, and IMDb certainly is saying it with authority. It's
the year twenty twenty five. But anyways, I mean the
looks at the time. I remember being like, these people
look ridiculous, like the men with the high waisted pants
and everybody has mustache. And now I live look at it.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Look at you, yeah, now look at.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
You, yeah, full mustache and hants up to your nipples.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
I'm still dressing like it's the nineties, very low waisted jeans.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Very low very well. I let's say well, authorities would
say criminally low wasted.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
I was actually gonna ask why you're wearing Jinkos.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Real low though it's a sexy raver. Yeah, I mean
for you, Oh sorry, Kaitlin, with your with your you know,
master's degree perspective on things like this, Is this something
that you would shy away from? Is this the time
for the artist to put some thing down and say, look,
(51:01):
I do have a vision for the future, and it
may come true, like you know, like things like Idiocracy
did in a very ironic way.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
I mean, look, if you're gonna take some wild swings
and be like, yeah, we're we have flying cars, or
we have we can teleport or you know whatever, set
it in like two to three hundred years in the future.
But that's also sci fi because we the earth is
we know it, I think, will be dead and the
human race will be wiped out by the year twelve
(51:31):
three hundred ish.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
That was your first note on soone's screenplay incorrect.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
A woman's relationship with a murder of crows. First note
is this won't exist in about three hundred years. So
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (51:47):
No, I mean, people can do whatever they want in
their screen I disagree.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I think we should we should shun these people for
taking such big swings, because again, movies do inform my
idea of what the future is. And I have no hoverboard,
I have no mag laced shoes.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
I can't selfing jackets.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
We don't have those exactly. We don't have any of
this clap So yeah, I'm a little I'm a little
heartbroken about that. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, fucking her, do you? All right? Do you guys
have sir?
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah? Fucking her?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Fucking her her.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
That's a quote from Arrested Development.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Oh right, all right, well, Caitlin, what a pleasure having
you the daily?
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Where can people find you? Follow you, get notes on
their screenplay from you? All that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
You can do that, and you can go to my
website Kaitlinduronte dot com and the contact to me if
you if you have a screenplay and you want notes
on it, or if you want to take my screenwriting classes.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
In addition to that, you can listen to the Bechdel
Cast and we have some upcoming live shows. Oh shit,
wowie wow. One's in Los Angeles where you could also
go to a Titanic escape room if you wanted.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
To tell them about the Titanic Escape room, then I can.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Buction that off for charity. I've bet people would pay
so much money to do a fucking escape a Titanic
escape room with y'all.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Oh that's so true. I'm just saying, your chance to me,
Oh wow, you're a cheamer.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
To escape the Titanic and do do something good for humanity.
We don't have. People don't want to be an escape
room with me, So I just I have ideas for one.
We'll see. I mean, nobody showed up to my birthday.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
Well, okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Okay, go on the LA.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Show January nineteenth at Dynasty Typewriter. It's a little four
pm Mattinee okay, And it's also being live streams. So
if you don't live in LA, you can buy a
ticket watch the I know, first of all, why would
you do?
Speaker 1 (54:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (54:02):
But if you don't and you don't want to pay
a bazillion dollars for rent, I get it. But you
can buy a ticket to see the live stream of
the show. And even if you can't watch it, as
it's like being live streamed in that very moment, the
like like the feed, the stream, the video will be
available for like a week afterward. So that's that show.
(54:24):
Then Jamie and I are doing are famed Shrek Tanic shows.
One is the Titanic show in San Francisco is a
part of Sketch Fest on January twenty third. For that show,
I have promised that if it sells out, I will
get naked on stage so that Jamie can draw me
like one of her French girls.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Wow to see my tennies.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
Please buy a ticket to that show them I am
nine tit Dracula, and so in a way I should
have been cast as no spar too. Really fucked up
that I wasn't. I've got nine titties, nine.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Nipples, and the Titanic with its namesake.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Yeah, precisely, So please come to that show in San Francisco.
And then our third and final show of this mini
tour is in Portland on January twenty sixth, and that
is also part of the Shrek Tannic like tour. But
that is a Shrek show that's also being streamed. Yeah,
so all those tickets at the what venue in Portland
(55:33):
Curious Comedy Theater, Okay, one of our faves we always
play there at when we go to Portland. But yeah,
so that's a live show plus live stream on January
twenty sixth, same deal with like, get the live stream
ticket and you can watch it for up to a
week afterward. I will not be getting naked at that show.
So the only show you can see me naked at
potentially is the San Francisco one. And that's the huge
(55:55):
selling point of this whole tour. Me not you know,
the comedy in the in the wonderful thoughts that Jamie
and I will express.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Well, that's smart because in a city like Portland, where
there's such a concentration of adult entertainment clubs, exactly, you're
not going to compete.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yeah, they're like titties. I saw them already today. So
it's really just San Francisco, which is famously a very conservative.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
No, I've never seen nudity on the streets of San
Francisco in my life.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
So but any anyway, you can get tickets to all
those shows at link Tree slash Bechtel Cast. Yeah, and
those are all my plugs.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
Amazing. Is there a work a media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Oh my gosh, I guess.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
I've been rewatching the show staff Lets Flats, which is
a very British show starting Jamie Demetrio and it's very
fun and I like it and yes, and I just
started watching Dairy Girls, so shows from across the Pond.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, that's a great one. Nice Miles. Where can people
find you with their work of media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray, wherever they have
at symbols, find Jack and I on the basketball podcast
Moles and Jack imed boot Booties. And also find me
talking ninety day fiance on four to twenty day Fiance.
No work of social media or media. I what did
I watch? That was kind of fucking weird over the break?
(57:33):
Oh dude, I was so, I was this is obviously
the time has passed for holiday stuff. But I got
into watching seventies, like like the Dean Martin Sinatra holiday specials.
That's just them being drunk for most of the time
in singing songs and stuff. Those specials are fucking wild
to watch from this like perspective, and you're like, is
(57:55):
he hitting on Dean? Is Frank Sinatra hitting on Dean
Martin's daughter in front of Dean Martin? And Dean Martin's like,
all right, Frank, what the here?
Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, So I watched that to see some old, tiny,
bad media and that's all I can really recommend. Right now,
Where do you find that YouTube?
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Hmm?
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yeah, there we go, all right. I was enjoying.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
Did y'all see Jeremy Strung's outfit?
Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yes? Oh my god, hold on, I'm gonna put this ship,
is it? I was so fucking upset when I saw
this outfit because I thought he was doing a fucking bit.
He had all the Lore Paddington outfit.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
With with sunglasses, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Andy put the sunglasses on like a dick.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
He what is he?
Speaker 2 (58:52):
He really is? Yeah? Some Kendall Roy shit.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Mike Bouve tweeted, stylist, what do you want to do
for the Golden Globes, Jeremy Strong. I'm thinking Hunter S.
Thompson in the Beastie Boys stylist, got it, Jeremy Strong,
Paddington's cousin who sells coke stylist. Okay, Jeremy Strong, Stanley
Tucci playing Gilligate stylist, Right, you're just shared.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
Compared it to the Ann Christias diaries.
Speaker 8 (59:26):
Yeah, good stuff, great stuff.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien
and on Blue Sky at Jack oh b the Number one.
You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're
at the Daily Zeikeeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook
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can check out check out the show notes, the description
(59:52):
of the episodes you're listening to, where you can find
the footnotes where we link off the information we talked
about in today's episode? Who is the song that we
think you might enjoy? Miles? Is there a song that
you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yeah, after just the talk of Nosferatu, I got spooky
in my mind and I decided let's just go out
on the spooky sort of like experimental hip hop track
from a duo from North London called Ivy Lab. The
track is called Low Risk Offer. It is very like
it's experimental. Yeah, so somebody' all might hear this and like,
do say what my mom used to say when she'd
(01:00:27):
hear me listening to electronic music and she goes, are
you listening to noise again? But this is kind of
noisy experimental hip hop. I don't know, it's spooky. It
feels like it'd probably be in one of those Eggers
movies probably coming up. So anyway, ivy lab with low
risk offer.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
All right, well, we will link off to that in
the footnotes. The Daily Guys is a production of by
Heart Radio. For more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit
the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to
your favorite shows. That is gonna do it for us
this morning. We're back this afternoon to tell you what
is trending, and we will talk to you all then.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
M h m hm
Caitlin.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Hi, Heyuranny everybody?
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Hey, Yeah, is that how Jimmy Durany spelled his lastener?
Speaker 3 (00:20):
Yeah, he's my dad?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Oh shit, damn, how are you okay?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
But who is your question?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Files?
Speaker 2 (00:28):
I said, are you okay?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'm so you're Jack's age, your dad because he died
in nineteen eighty born in eighteen ninety three. Yeah, what
is that a joke?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I think we should be asking how how do you look?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
So amazing?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
For being so?
Speaker 3 (00:55):
He had me when he was like thirty, so I'm
actually like ninety five years old.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Wow. The only thing I know is that he's He's
the one who said.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
He was famous. His nickname was like the Schnas because
he had this like huge.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Yellow bastard from Sin City. What I saw, like, is
this yellow bastard from.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Well what a what a reference?
Speaker 4 (01:23):
All this?
Speaker 2 (01:25):
This picture of him looks like funny to me?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Yeah, it was like what we think of at the
original based on him.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Yeah, but with like a clown notes. I mean, that
is one hell of a clown note.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
It's like it's Bill Scars guard As and Bill Scars
guard As Penny Wise had a baby and that's Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
This motherfucker is nose Farau.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
Coach. Let me pop up the baby powder in there.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
I thought I was telling Justin before I said, I
don't know what the fuck is going on.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three seventy.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Episode two of jo Daily Zai. Guys.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's a production by Heart Radio. It's a podcast where
we take a deep dive into America share consciousness. We
now have a YouTube channel YouTube slash at Daily Zeitgeist Pod.
We can go check out one episode a week, maybe more.
Who knows. It's Tuesday, January seventh, twenty twenty four. We
(02:46):
missed January sixth. We did a Heart episode yesterday. I
forgot to mention that it was jan six.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
Well, we just did our American civic duty to just
memory hold January sixth. Yeah, it was like, it's nothing
at all, man's nothing.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It all happened. What It's fine, And maybe.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
It did and they didn't do anything about it, and
maybe that's causing problems out Who could say, really, you know,
I don't have a time machine or I can look
at these things fifty years in the future. Anyway. January
seventh is National bibble Head Day and National Tempoda Day. Okay,
so shout out the fried foods from Japan. Shout out
the Bobbleheads. Although this is not you think this would
(03:25):
come out in the midst of baseball season, right.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
I feel like they missed their they missed their mark.
They're weird, like you know, when people are going to.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Be really appreciatively bibbleheads January seven, middle of January after,
you know, the day after January sixth. I think that's
what we strike Bobblehead Day. Yeah, nailed it. Well.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
My name's Jack O'Brien, aka you guy. Oh is water.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Gush?
Speaker 4 (03:53):
You know?
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Is water? That one?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Courtesy of mcnichael's. Am I reading that correctly like McMichaels,
But mcknichaels on the discord it is water ice, Get
off my back. I'm thrilled to be joined.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
As always by my co host, mister Miles Gray's Miles
Gray back stronger than ever from the streets of Lankershem,
I'm the Lord of Lancersham, I'm the showgun and no gun.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Shout out everybody who won for a showgun on the
Golden Globes. Very predictable because it's anytime Showgun shows up,
it just wins. Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
You are the first full episode of the year thanking them,
and yet not a single one of them thank you,
and they're accepting speeches, and then that's fucking bullshit. You've
been shouting them out inadvertently in your AKAD years.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
I texted Anna, so I I said, Yo, I knew
you were always against me, but you could have said
my name up there, and that's fine. But anyway, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Miles, welcome back. Yes, great to see you, great to
be Thanks for letting me back in. You heard you
guys are recording without me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's rights
a couple of days and that was yeah, that was
just you were in the waiting room. We recorded two
full episodes with you in the zoom waiting room.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
You know, I'd shaved for that episode and look at
my facial hair now it looks like Timothy shalomye eyelash,
as Nicky Glazer said one of my favorite jokes from
the Globes.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Miles, We're through. You joined in our third seat, but
one of our favorite guests, a very talented writer, stand
up the median, co host of one of the great
film podcasts, The beck Down, cast. They also happen to
have a Masters de Graham film. They also happen to
have the most anagrammable name in the English language, So
if you've been given their name in a jumble of
(05:49):
scrabble tiles, you may know them as Lauren d Titan
or nine Kit Dracula or Latin dancer U t I.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
But to us, they will always be.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Caitlin Dronte.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Did yeah, and my dad is we were discussing previously,
Jimmy Duranny.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah, I've been something going on with that snow or
maybe it was the hat, because wow.
Speaker 6 (06:18):
Maybe it was the mass hallucinations of the children who
thought he came to life. You know what, you will
like the comedy stylings of Jimmy Durany for years to come.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Oh man, that's oh yeah, that is the most I
think that's the Frosty the Snowman song I would play
the most on like the kid friendly Christmas playlist I
was playing in the house.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Was like, I can't really sing yeah, but it's charming.
And speaking of charming, Caitlin, how are you doing?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Oh gosh, I am doing period, I'm.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Doing, you are doing, I'm doing You're in the act
of doing, aren't well?
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yeah, yeah, exactly how are you doing?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
My god, I'm I'm actually still salty that Jack stole
the hot sauce from me at the White Elephant party.
Oh my god, I actually stole Ian stole it from me,
and then Jack stole it from the Hot one.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
And I've been meaning to.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Ask you, Jack since that very contentious moment at our
holiday White Elephant gift party. How's the hot sauce? Oh?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Man, I just threw that ship out when I got.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Way too spicy for me.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Spicy, you know how I think is too spicy on.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
It was like a three on the scovel scale, and
Jack is.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Like, oh power move just looking at it. Catch up
the spiciest thing I'll allow my body, Deranny, What did
you walk away with at.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
The White Elephant?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
I ended up with a bottle of Jane, bottle of Jamo, okay,
some coffee arms.
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Oh, a little starter pack brought by yours truly Irish
coffee starter pack.
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah yeah, good?
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Well? Uh there there was also a twenty five dollars
Taco Bell. It was actually thirty, wasn't it thirty dollars
Taco Bell gift card?
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I went five dollars over the limit because I'm kind
of a big, big spend. But there was a studio
the one percent. There was a gem between my presence,
which was diarrhea.
Speaker 3 (08:38):
Things that will make you shit your pants inducing gifts.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Yeah to see it. We love it, don't we, folks,
We do, Caitlin. We're thrilled to have you back on
the show. We're going to get to know you a
little bit better in a moment. First, we're going to
tell the listeners a couple of the things that we're
talking about today. Where im from now on? We it
is Jimmy Durany. We're talking mag of time is n
(09:03):
but in fighting is already here though that it's about
to be Trump.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
It's about to be true. Yeah, Yeah. Unfortunately the time
has come now for us to put on our reality
spectacles and breathe it in. No longer, Kennedy is just
give it a couple of weeks, just a few more.
The election is certified. We are here just waiting for inauguration.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
No.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
Lien sixth that they tried to try as they might,
or try it not, try as they might not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
I don't know anymore, try not they may not. Yeah,
I was first, I was like, oh, man, Biden is
about to go ham on the executive orders. Wait wait,
do you see how he's not doing anything? Okay, Well
then the people the the liberal order is going to
(10:04):
stage their own January sale. They're not They're not doing anything. Okay, Okay, yeah,
so there we come on in.
Speaker 2 (10:12):
Yeah, I mean he did at least I mean Trump
or Biden did do the like super troll fest giving
out those presidential citizen medals. Yeah, to like who got one?
I think Liz Cheney and Benny Thompson. I think George Soros.
Speaker 1 (10:29):
Yeah, they were like no magic and Hillary Clinton Hill,
Hillary Clinton. Anyways, well, we'll talk about the infighting on
the right. We'll talk about more bad news for like neoliberals,
liberal you know, Justin Trudeau has stepped down, he's going
(10:51):
to resign. What does this mean for Canadian politics? Uh,
it's actually impossible to know because from here, Yeah, from here,
the workings of the Canadian government have been deemed too
boring to actually perceive, and so we're all adopting a
wait and see attitude on this one. But we will
talk about that.
Speaker 3 (11:12):
I'm trying to think of a joke that it's like, oh,
Canadian politics are different than American politics, and then likening
that to Canadian football. So it's like, oh, there's only
three some things instead of four the number of downs.
But I don't know enough about football or politics.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Do they do three downs?
Speaker 3 (11:31):
I think so right, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (11:33):
I don't know, and I'm really not paying enough.
Speaker 3 (11:36):
Time and I don't know what that means.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah, so CEFL the longer and wider field, twelve players
on the field.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
Well that's a foul, woke much, that's a crime in America.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah, oh it does three Wow? Look at three downs?
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Three downs?
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Any only two timeouts a game? And you can you can?
You are one point in the CFL.
Speaker 3 (12:02):
Interesting, that seems efficient to me.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Yeah, score one point in the NFL too.
Speaker 2 (12:08):
No, but I'm saying not after like, not as your
extra point. There's also the ability of just one point.
The single point is called a rouge, which I don't. Look,
I'm a look, I'm already checked out. I'm sorry that
we exported our form of political cancer to you guys,
but I don't know what else to do.
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Score on the beaters, catch the quiffle or whatever. The
Harry Potters quidditch joke. I forget there the snitch, the
golden snitch.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
The seeker tried to catch the snitch. The beaters, the
beaters just hitting the bludgers around.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Right Yeah wait, there's beaters and bludgers.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (12:49):
Yeah, I think they're called.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
The bludgers, beaters people, beaters.
Speaker 2 (12:54):
People.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Exactly hit people.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Thank you for the therapy speak.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
Yeah, man, we're gonna talk about We're gonna check in
with what was predicted about the year twenty twenty five,
because this is a future sci fi dateline that a
bunch of forgotten shitty movies predicted set their movie in.
And then also her movie Her was set in twenty
(13:23):
twenty five, which kind of blew on us still for
a bit. So we'll talk about that plenty more. But first, Caitlin,
we do like to ask our guest, what is something
from your search history.
Speaker 3 (13:36):
I googled Titanic Escape Room Los Angeles, and there is
one what it just opened? Well, I was googling it
because I had to like look up the number to
call them. I already knew that it was like a
recently open thing. So sixty out is the company that
has different, I mean, one of many companies in La
(13:58):
that has escape rooms. They're the ones that have the
Titanic one. There was like a defunct one for a while,
but then they just reopened this Titanic themed one, and
I had to make a reservation. Obviously, Me and Jamie
are going, yeah, we're also like pretty morbid that, yeah,
(14:20):
because you have to like escape the ideas you're escaping
the sinking ship.
Speaker 1 (14:25):
Yeah, this is you get in there and just continually
lie down in bed and hold hands like.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
They're like, oh, what's that? What's that little bedtime story?
The woman tells her kids that ship broke me too.
She put the kids to bed. I'm like, lady, they
are gonna wake up the second that cold water hits them.
That's all I could think about, is like, dang, be asleep, Yeah,
(14:52):
wake up to a horrible death. This is what it says.
Step aboard the legendary RMS Titanic and journey back to
the fateful night of a fourteenth, nineteen twelve. That's two
days after my grandmother's birthday. In this thrilling escape room,
if she passed away, but she was born on April twelfth,
nineteen twelve. The ship is sinking and it's up to
you to save the passengers, navigate through the ship's grand quarters,
(15:12):
solve intricate puzzles, and uncover hidden secrets as you race
to unlock the life books. Wow, will you rise to
the challenge and save everyone on board? Or will time
run out before you can escape the icy waters? Book
now and experience the heart counting adventures of the Titanic
like never before, okay?
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Or will you fail and let all those women and
children die?
Speaker 2 (15:31):
It's up to you. This this actually looks really well made.
I must say, are we what are we going off of?
Speaker 1 (15:40):
Are they like here?
Speaker 2 (15:41):
Are hey?
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I generated it's not the land you imagine?
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah? The Kaylin and Jamie gun is such a bummer.
They're like, yo, it did not look like the pictures
at all.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
What was the thing where it was like the display
of Was it like a Willy Wonka thing?
Speaker 1 (15:57):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
It was horribly rendered in Glasgow. Yep.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
It was our runner up story of the year, all right, okay, yeah, yeah, especially.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
It's not like that, all right, yes, yes, yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
I don't think it will be like that. I do
if if you're like put with a group like two
people in a group of other people, which I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
They don't do that this one.
Speaker 1 (16:25):
But if they do in this case, I want you
both to just lie down and hold it.
Speaker 3 (16:31):
It's like you guys figured out.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You guys are here, all.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Right, Caitlin.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
What is something you think is underrated?
Speaker 3 (16:42):
I think that shoplifting is underrated. And I'm specifically talking
about shoplifting from like huge corporate, evil corporations like big
box stores. Not to be clear, I've never done this
because I'm too afraid. But I'm muster up the courage.
My big goal for twenty is to gather the courage
(17:06):
to start shoplifting and stealing from evil companies big box stores.
Speaker 2 (17:11):
Just start small, you know, do a little lip a
little do a lip bomb. You know, that's always that's
always the thieves gateway item when you start off. I
felt like in my like junior high, like there are
some there's some high school and there's some girls. They
go to Clay's stock up on some ship. You know
what I mean, come out of there, you know, that's
that's all I gotta say. That's all I gotta say.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
Okay, thank you for the tips.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
Then move your way up to spray paint, because they
put that ship behind a gate a home depot and
that's when you really hit the next level. Whoa getting cry?
Oh my god?
Speaker 1 (17:44):
Wait? So how do you get back there? Do you
like hide? Ay contortion?
Speaker 2 (17:47):
I just remember I tried to graffiti, and I would
be I was the same way. I'm like, I'm not
about to fucking get caught up. I don't even do.
I don't even tag. I'm not about to fucking steal
cans with you guys. I was just wait in the
car and they woul run up and be like, yo,
we got we go like a can cancle. I did
not get the thrill out of that way. I would
alway steal from school. That was my thing. That was
my original Faces corporation, where I'm like, the fuck, you
(18:08):
know what do you need this scale for? I need
this digital scale for my own nefarious deeds? Right, And
then I used to those to other drug dealers in high.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
School, wang mice and other animals. No, did I get
it wrong? Oh we got a winner here sixteen grams?
Speaker 2 (18:24):
This little mouse.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
Is sixteen Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:27):
School school?
Speaker 2 (18:28):
Is that it?
Speaker 1 (18:29):
Catching you? Walmart? I think is traditionally been pretty bad
at catching people, isn't that right? But when they do,
Holy shit, Oh that's target target target where they're like, oh,
we let you rack it up just so you know,
like we've been watching you.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
There's like this one like there's like a mom influencer
that was like doing supposed target halls that she was
just shop and they're like, you got we got it
all on wax and you're posting it like come on now.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, no, that seems silly. Yeah, I'm just gonna steal,
you know, groceries. Yeah, because there I mean, I don't
know if you've heard, but grocery prices have gotten so expansively.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Of thanks Joe Byron.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Mm hmmm, I did for my little thrill. I take
a penny from a leave a penny, Take a penny,
even even if I don't need it.
Speaker 2 (19:19):
Is that the build up? Maybe that's let's start small.
Dorani go to seven eleven, take a penny from the
take a penny, leave a penny and just just whistle
on out of there like you don't know nothing about it.
Speaker 4 (19:30):
Then maybe grab grab it, spread out scattering grosser, you
flipped the four hour energy display, right fuckers, What the
fuck was that?
Speaker 2 (19:45):
The penny guy.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
He's back, Okay, well, yeah, I'll take all these consideration.
Speaker 2 (19:55):
Also, thank you hit her up with some some bad ideas.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
Yeah, what's something you think is overrated? All right?
Speaker 3 (20:02):
I'm saying this because I came up on an episode
of The Bechdel Cast that's about to come out, and
I think it's potentially controversial, but I think that tongue
kissing is overrated. I don't really want someone else's tongue
in my mouth. I don't want to put my tongue
in your mouth, especially excessively. I will do it at
little hint of tongue every now and then of tongue,
(20:25):
but I think tongue kissing is gross.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
Was this inspired from seeing gratuitous tongue kissing on screen?
And then you're like, yeah, you know what? Nah?
Speaker 3 (20:37):
So the episode was on angus songs and perfect Snogging,
a British movie based on a British book for like
a Ya novel, and there's a scene where the main
character goes to this boy for kissing lessons and then
they're like just grossly tongue kissing each other. And then
so I was like, Eh, tongue kissing is gross, and
(20:59):
then everyone was like, Caitlin, that's so weird. Oh really Yeah,
three of all of us. They really did. So if
anyone else out there thinks that tongue kissing is gross,
hit me up.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
And I was so nervous when I was in like
I think I was in seventh grade and I hadn't
done a done a kiss yet. I was so nervous.
I was like, oh my god, they're gonna know I'm
bad at French, Like they what the fuck jack some
(21:36):
kind of kiss virgin asshole. I had an older girlfriend
and I was very she wasn't. I wasn't so okay,
and I was very nervous about, you know, frenching and
like I didn't really know it, and she was, you know,
had French before a number of times, and uh she
(22:00):
had French. We French. I was, this is the story
my I was like I've told you before where I
was like so nervous, and I didn't have an excuse
for a while. I was nervous, so I just created
like drama. I was like, I just got a lot
of stuff going on at home. I couldn't like come
up with the reason why I was like so weird.
(22:21):
And then uh we uh frenched. I was bad at it,
and she dubbed me the next day.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Oh man, that's wild.
Speaker 1 (22:30):
I think you know what? Sorry, just real quick. More
of the story though, was it was my weird vibes
that made her dutches. Oh you're bad, just not fun.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
She's like, I think you're kind of flippant about like
domestic issues that you're on the home, and I think
the way you just slide about that, I really put
a bad taste in my mouth. And the pun was intended, right, Lisa. Yeah,
I kissed uh freshman in high school when I was
in seventh grade. For my first kiss, whoa. It was
fucking so nervous because my my neighbor, who is a
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grade older than me, had a girlfriend who was a
grade older than her or him. So she brought her
friend over and here I am, this little seventh grader
and Mace's Harlem World album just came out. Word listen
to Wow you over? Oh God, that's p Diddy's voice
now that I.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
Think about it.
Speaker 2 (23:19):
And but anyway, that I was so nervous I kissed.
I didn't know what to do. And this woman was
so kind. She's like she's like, she's like, have you
ever done this before? And I was like no.
Speaker 1 (23:31):
That was like no, I would have started crying.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
I was basically like you, but I didn't even have
the I couldn't even be articulate enough to make some
ship up. She was like, bro, are you okay? You're
like you've got like completely wet. I just love this
Mace album.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, really thinking about this Mace album.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
Yeah, but I wasn't. Yeah, but the gratuitous stuff, I
remember doing that, and I've had like girlfriends be like yo, yo, yo,
I'm not with that, and I was like, yeah, I
think I'm copying the movie.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Well, that's the thing, like when you're young and you
don't know what you're doing yet, you're bad at kissing
and you're probably using too much tongue and stuff like that.
But I'm talking about like adult men well into their
thirties who still don't know how to kiss and they're
using way too much tongues. They'll come in tongue tongue.
And literally had a guy try to kiss me coming
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in tongue first.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Yeah, my head.
Speaker 3 (24:34):
He didn't even use his lips really at all. He
was just sort of like but then obviously like that.
It's an extreme example, but like just so many people,
and look, I've kissed a lot of people. Okay, and yeah,
huge brag, but so many people, so many adult men especially,
(24:57):
I would say, are very bad at kissing, and then
I have to tell them and I have to teach
them how to kiss, and then I'm like, follow my lead,
and then it emasculates them.
Speaker 2 (25:06):
And then they're like, yeah, I actually don't want to
meet it for another date. Actually had nothing to do
with the emasculation of you saying my pornography informed way
of kissing wasn't really palatable for everyone.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
It was my weird vibes, Like, yeah, exactly was giving
off the weird vibes and that's why they dumped.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Mind.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
Kissing is like dancing. If people are there to you know,
to tangle. You can't go in there crumping, you know
what I mean, Like just match energies match.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
I'm never like when I can see tongue happening in
a movie kiss like gross. I still remember the November
Rain video when Axel Rose.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Never forget the November Rain video when.
Speaker 1 (25:47):
Axl Rose like gets married and then like at the
altar they kiss and it's just like a real, real
tongue bath.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
I gotta, I gotta pull this up. You're saying kind
of like it's when they get married.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, the you just see him like go full tongue
in the mouth as the wedding kiss, which feels felt
weird to me.
Speaker 2 (26:11):
Dude, how oh here it is here it is okay,
so they've oh wait, they got mouth on mouth. Where's
the tongue? Did we miss the tongue?
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Jack, You must have missed the tongue because Slash is
about to go to the all that.
Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, but it's kind of subtle because it's just like
through the corner, but it's like full Yeah, dude, you
see it. Yeah, you see the tongue goes like the tongues.
Speaker 2 (26:33):
Yeah. And I'm betting I'm gonna bet money that the
actress was not informed about that before.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
It was his real wife, Stephanie Seymour.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
I love how this pop up video you're like, despite
that grotesque, gratuitous kiss, that is his real wife, right.
Speaker 1 (26:49):
I did not like it, though. Thank you for this, Caitlyn.
I think you spoke what has been unspoken for a
lot of people. Dis match if you got them. If
you want to get sloppy, I'll get sloppy.
Speaker 3 (26:59):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
You know is that the message that you got. No, No,
that's not what I was I'm saying.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
And if you want to get sloppy, stay away from me,
get you on someone else.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Yeah, I feel you. All right, let's uh, that's very fun.
We're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna talk
about some news. We'll be right back. And we're back.
(27:40):
We are, and it's so do we we need to
like cover this now? Huh? Like the coming Trump administration
that's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
The burying your head in the sand. I mean sure
we could do that, in which case I probably just
stop listening to the show if that's what you're looking for.
But yeah, we're kind of we're there. You know, the
uncomfortable reality is creeping much closer, and we're you know what,
we're two weeks about away from the inauguration. Policies are
(28:10):
becoming more and more of a reality. Yesterday, obviously, we
saw the certification of the election go down, where klm
LAS said, you know, look, I'm simply upholding a sacred
obligation by doing this, and we did it because it's
a democracy, allegedly, and there were a group of activists
that we're trying to get members of Congress to use
the fourteenth Amendment to deny certification. But that simply wasn't happening,
(28:33):
even though they're like, this guy's an insurrectionists, like, there's
no way you can, you know, run for office. Didn't
you guys impeach him on those grounds? And also wasn't
there a whole whatever? Maybe it was just a maybe
it didn't matter. Yes, that's OK. Everyone's kind of scratching
their heads as to now looking at this issue, and
everyone's like, could the DOJ have done more? Yeah? Probably,
I would say absolutely, But either way, we are here.
(28:57):
But the one problem at the moment is to figure
out how to un all of these ghouls to actually
get anything passed.
Speaker 1 (29:03):
So right now, that's my biggest problem. That's what's keeping
me up at night, Miles. How are they going to
ever get it together? These please guys get it together.
You came so far from merely being a Facebook troll
to now being a member of Congress.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Don't fumble this chance. But yeah, like right now, Trump
is demanding a big, beautiful MAGA bill basically like one
bill that covers everything from draconian immigration crackdowns, extending the
Trump tax cuts for only the wealthy and putting an
end to clean energy projects in favor of more earth fucking.
(29:39):
He wants it all in one bill, just done right away.
He wants it on his desk yesterday, even though he's
not in office yet. Mike Johnson is hoping that he
can maybe deliver this by Memorial Day and then Trump
can just you know, and the rest of his turn
by playing golf and slipping further into sinility in peace
as he wants it. But the issue here is that,
(29:59):
you know, despite having control of Congress, the House is
in a pretty precarious situation with their two seat advantage.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
So yeah, that's not like a two seat advantage in
the Senate. How many seats are.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
There, there's like four thirty five wow, yeah yeah, So yeah,
it's it's very narrow. And again this we saw this
problem come up when they were trying to you know,
elect the speaker Mike Johnson. It was just like, it
wasn't Kevin McCarthy levels of bad. But it did take
Trump to personally intervene to get some of the Freedom
(30:32):
Caucus hard miners to like back cyber porn cop Mike
Johnson for speaker. So yeah, like yeah, we don't know
what we don't know what is going to I mean, obviously,
like they're they're not dealing with a lot here in
terms of getting stuff passed. I mean, in the Senate
they have fifty three seats, so there's a there's definitely
more of an advantage there. But yeah, like when you
(30:53):
talk about it, like when all of these articles about
the the like this supposed megabill, there's already disagreement among Republicans,
like some want wanted the way Trump does, many other
like it should be broken up into a set of
smaller bills and I won't vote for this, or like
you have to promise me there'll be no more spending
when Trump himself has obviously been like get rid of
the dead ceiling. I want to spend as much as
(31:14):
I want and then blame it on the next guy
or whoever. So yeah, the not not much to really
make you feel good about what's happening aside from that, but.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
That they're incompetent and hate each other.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
Incompetent and hate each other that much we are seeing
play out four thirty five on average.
Speaker 1 (31:33):
It's going to be one of their birthdays every day,
and at least one of them is going to be sick,
so like maybe we'll just maybe the advantage as long
as the Democrats are willing to go to work sick
like heroes, you know.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We'll see, we will see,
because yeah, like once Trump pulls a couple of people
for cabinet positions, that could go down to like a
one seat advantage like in this yeah, usual elections.
Speaker 1 (32:00):
He doesn't give a fuck. He keeps like using those people.
He's like, I don't know, you want to like be
my driver or whatever.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
They're like, oh, I would be honored. I'd be honored.
Come to an escape room with me. But yeah, this
is this is kind of what what sort of we
have on the horizon in terms of legislation, and yeah,
it's it's chaos already.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
All right, Well, speaking of chaos, I can't say chaos
the word chaos without you thinking of that's right, Canada,
that place wild. But Justin Trudeau has been facing calls
to resign, even from members of his own party for
weeks now. Follow So his finance minister, who was his
(32:43):
you know, right hand, very close and like somebody who
was widely respected, quit in mid December and on the
way out was like, I don't know what the fuck
he's doing. But so basically everyone's like, oh, that is
like it was a bad look on top of a
situation where people were like, he's probably gonna have to
resign eventually, right, but yeah, she was not pleased with
(33:03):
how he managed Canada's economy in the face of the
looming US tariffs. This does all seem to at least
start or get accelerated by Donald Trump being like, you
don't want to kiss the ring you. We were going
to beat the shit out of you with tariffs.
Speaker 2 (33:23):
I hate and I hate all like the little brother
ring that this fool is doing. He's like, oh, the
fifty first state, we will welcome him. It's like, okay,
I did you shut the fuck up? And he's like,
we will welcome many fifty first states, and yeah, Canada, Look,
we apologize. I love y'all. You, we love y'all, but
I'm the god You're You're terrible misfortune to be bordering
(33:46):
the nic.
Speaker 1 (33:47):
Best live show of the TZ tour. Maybe there were
a number of but that Toronto show was so fun.
Holy shit, what a crowd. But yeah, so he announced
that he is stepping down as the Liberal Party leader
and also as Prime Minister as soon as his party
(34:08):
can find somebody to replace him. So again, no way
to know what this means or how any of this works,
because my brain can't stay well.
Speaker 2 (34:18):
It's very look it echoes, like a lot of the
other things we saw where neoliberalism just yeah, just played
itself out to the had a bit of a moment.
Yeah yeah, because you know they were they they had
the backing of like the New Democratic Party, but again
they were like this, we had a deal in place
and Trudeau couldn't follow through and we're asking for real
(34:39):
easy stuff like dental care. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
So this was a detail from the story that I did.
I did read. I made it all the way through
this story, and one of the conflicts was with the
New Democratic Party, which is like they're like left leading
further left, like if America had.
Speaker 2 (35:01):
A left something like that.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (35:03):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (35:03):
And Jack Meet Singh who is the leader of the
New Democratic Party, who we've covered before, because he was
a dude who's like entering a building and somebody was
like your bum, liar, and he just had had hold
and turned around and was like who said that? And
(35:25):
the guy was so like, I, dude, I wouldn't say that,
and if I did, I would say it to your face.
But I totally didn't. It must have been somebody behind me,
like the guy on camera like calls him a liar
and then immediately completely backstone. But yeah, anyway, he The
thing that they were arguing over was dental care and
(35:49):
pharmacare bills, which is like, I don't know why. That
is so wild to me that like leaders would be
disagreeing over something that it's like real and tangible because.
Speaker 2 (36:02):
We live in hell Over. You were like, WHOA, that's
a thing you can advocate for as a politician, dental care.
I remember talking to like some of the Zei Gang
after that Toronto show and talking about like the socialized
medicine things like that, and they're like yeah, and they
kept saying yeah. But the thing here, no dental no
mental is like the sort of like the rhyme that
(36:23):
they use, like we don't get dental care, no mental
health care. And that's like a huge thing too that
people want to advocate for. So it's interesting to see
like that's a very simple thing that people are like,
that's a necessity for their health. You you make a
deal with the Liberal Party. It doesn't happen. And then
he said, quote, they have let you down in terms
of talking about the Liberal Party. They do not deserve
(36:44):
another chance. You're like, wow, that that sounds like stuff
we've said down here about what our Liberal party.
Speaker 3 (36:53):
Oh maybe maybe the US and Canada aren't so different
after all.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
Nah, they're boring.
Speaker 4 (36:59):
We're cool.
Speaker 2 (37:00):
We keep it exciting. Like remember the Edis comedians definitely better.
I think they got they got some real good comedians
out there. They got the real good comedians up there.
But yeah, this is just kind of like another I
think moment where you're seeing again, like rather than acting
so confused when people are asking for basic necessities for
their lives to be easy to like exist within, don't
(37:23):
act like this is like they don't. That's fine, they don't.
It isn't going to affect anything, like it very much.
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Invested in a private company that could provide solutions for
dental care? What else do you want?
Speaker 2 (37:37):
Just make it easier, man, just make it easier. Yeah,
so the echoes of of our similar grievances going around.
I'm sorry, Jack, but how are you going to stop this?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Like it's actually impossible to It's either fascism or failed
neoliberal policies. Those are actually the only two options that
I've ever heard of, and that which you and my
brain can conceive of. So I think that's it. I think, yeah,
we've exhausted every option.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
I don't know what else to do here, folks. I mean,
I guess I could start building a bunker to hide
from the proletariat.
Speaker 1 (38:12):
Yeah, it's a zombie movie. It's either zombie movie or neoliberalism.
That's the only thing we got. Those are the only
two ideas we come up with.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Yet, holy shit, every time, I don't know what this is?
What you get, guys? What it is?
Speaker 1 (38:27):
You happy? Now? What?
Speaker 2 (38:29):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (38:30):
No, we've been very unhappy for a long time. We've
made that clear. All right, let's take a quick break
and we'll be right back. And we're back.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
We're back, We're back, goddamn all right.
Speaker 1 (38:54):
So it is the year twenty twenty five, according to you.
According to some people, it's the year twenty twenty five. Yeah, right,
but okay, twenty twenty five. That is like a conspiracy.
It's like the sort of fact that my brain has
a equally hard time getting itself around that that like
(39:16):
I could, I could see a conspiracy theory arising, like
it's not actually twenty you believe that shit that it's
twenty four.
Speaker 2 (39:23):
That sounds like some shit that Dems would do, like
it's actually twenty twenty. Yeah, so actually Joe Biden is
another go round, I think is what we get here.
This is actually the first time, like you know when
you like are signing something and you have to date
it and you're like, shit, I wrote twenty twenty four,
Like there's like those set first month or so. This
(39:43):
is like one of the first times I'm like, no,
this shit is twenty two. I don't know why this
is shit twenty twenty five. No, lie, I feel it.
Speaker 1 (39:51):
I've been writing so many checks.
Speaker 3 (39:55):
Yeah, I mean I open up my diary and I
say January twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
Yeah I do, right, Yeah, this is one sense that
makes to target to pay back, give a penny, to
take a penny.
Speaker 2 (40:12):
And they cashed it, those cheap motherfuckersuckers. But yeah, this
is interesting time because like I feel like as a
kid growing up in the eighties, like the twenty twenties
were sort of like the just not so far off
future that like writers loved to depict in films, and
I'm always like man like, because what was hoverboards and
Back to the Future, like we're past like we should
(40:33):
have had them hoboards?
Speaker 3 (40:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and that was twenty fifteen in Back
to the Future too.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
Oh god, sign mine.
Speaker 3 (40:40):
Cars are everywhere, hoverboards everywhere, little piece like little morsels
of food that you put in a special oven and
it's like a little tiny pizza and that it becomes
a huge pizza. Like where's any of that technology?
Speaker 2 (40:54):
Yeah, oh, we gotta loading pizza soilent. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (40:58):
When you google Back to the Future part two year,
I don't want to know the year the movie came out, asshole.
Speaker 7 (41:06):
Oh the fuck cares about that? Googlewhere I yell at nine? Yeah, yeah,
twenty fifteen. Caitlin's correct. I just had to fact check
that for some.
Speaker 3 (41:16):
While I can't well, you don't believe.
Speaker 1 (41:19):
I really could not believe that is that long ago.
Speaker 2 (41:22):
Sorry, he just got a note. He got a note
about his excessive tongue kissing earlier spot trying to slash
out at everyone.
Speaker 1 (41:30):
So all right, let's go through a handful of movies
that were set in the year twenty twenty five. We
have the nineteen eighty six sci fi movie Future Hunters, which,
first of all, we're here in twenty twenty five and
it's not the future, So you got that one wrong, dipshit,
whoa what a dude? This cast is.
Speaker 2 (41:51):
It's got Robert Patrick, the guy who plays the T
two thousand in two, the liquid one. I don't know
who any of these? What is it? Is he a
one thousand one?
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (42:03):
And then Arnold is a T one hundred? Is that
the deal?
Speaker 3 (42:06):
Yeah, he's like a one on one.
Speaker 2 (42:09):
I've messed up all cybonetic organisms. I'm sorry. Oh yeah, okay.
It has a four point three on IMDb. Oh God
five eighty own adventure searches the post nuclear wasteland for
the most devastating godless artifact in history. When he touches it,
he is transported back in time to nineteen eighty nine
Los Angeles.
Speaker 1 (42:29):
Huh oh, So, so what it is like future tech
in modern day?
Speaker 2 (42:35):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
But the future, the year twenty twenty five of that
world is mad Max. It's just that Mad Max. And
then it appears to be a guns versus blades type
of showdown based on the poster and the guy who
has the gun has a weird combover. I don't know
(42:57):
why they've gone with him. That's the face of this movie.
Speaker 2 (43:01):
Yeah great, it's also shooting a laser and a bullet
at the same time.
Speaker 1 (43:05):
On the cover, I'm assuming that's a laser like laser aim.
Speaker 3 (43:08):
Oh yes, fee, But then it's also a laser that
shoots like out of like.
Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah, it also does you know, it also does pew pew.
Also yeah, so it don't get too comfortable with this thing.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
Also, sorry, I'm humiliated, Arnold. There's a T eight hundred.
Speaker 2 (43:26):
Oh my god, you idiot. Then what is Robert Patrick's
T one thousand?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
He is the T one thousand, and he is the
T one thousand.
Speaker 2 (43:36):
And I'm Miles Dyson.
Speaker 1 (43:37):
God, they really made some pretty impressive upgrades between eight
hundred and one thousand.
Speaker 2 (43:43):
I mean, what happened to the Forgotten nine hundred?
Speaker 1 (43:47):
Like, hey, I'm here, guys.
Speaker 3 (43:49):
It's like the missing Link, you know, and where's the
movie about that?
Speaker 1 (43:54):
It's like the well, what's the Sega the Dreamcast. It's
like the ones that like we're between the Maiden, like
Sega Genesis and then you know, it was.
Speaker 2 (44:05):
Sega Genesis Saturn, then Dream Saturn Dreamcast.
Speaker 1 (44:10):
Yeah, Saturn, it was the Saturn. It was the Saturn
of times. It was the Dreamcast of times. I know's
I read books? I actually just know. I just listened
to people who read books, and then.
Speaker 2 (44:25):
I watched The Simpsons, so I get that bi osmosis.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
There you go. There was also the Escape from New
York ripoff Endgame Bronx Final Wars. I guess they had
AI worked a long time ago, because this is the
most ais title endgame Colon Bronx Final Wars. What in
the wake of a nuclear war? New York City is
(44:49):
now full of quote scavengers, rogue motorcycle gangs, and mutant
psychics the worst type of psychics of all?
Speaker 2 (44:58):
What was? Okay? So right, all the nuclear fear shit,
it was just because of the Cold War stuff lingering, right,
and we brought that. We all had a movie gun
to our head for decades. Yeah, Everyone's like, dude, we
can fucking do this right now, dude, we could do
this year right now. We all go, I don't give
a fuck. So that gave us this man who looks like,
(45:18):
what is this outfit? This guy's wearing all the posters
I got again helmets yeah, yeah, but it's just off
enough to your point check that it does look like
AI in this weird way.
Speaker 1 (45:29):
Yeah, I'm like, it looks like Mad Max mixed with
like Aquaman. Yeah, that's where Aquaman mixed with BDS. Yeah,
which I guess is Mad Max. But yeah, yeah, it's
got real Aquaman energy.
Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah. Yeah, Well, no one made a movie yet, No
one made a movie yet.
Speaker 1 (45:49):
All right, Well back to a little bit closer to now.
Pacific Rim really called it shot. They set that movie
in the year twenty twenty five. I don't know why
any movie does this. There's so many movies that just
like completely overshoot and are like, yeah, giant robots that
(46:09):
fight the Kaiju monster, that'll be seven years, ten years,
what do you think, Yeah, ten years ago. I'll give
it ten years, right.
Speaker 3 (46:17):
Specific Grim came out when.
Speaker 1 (46:19):
Twenty thirteen, Wow, they were like that's twelve years Max, Oh,
they got time, this is plenty of time.
Speaker 2 (46:26):
Have you seen the kind of stuff Tesla's.
Speaker 1 (46:28):
Doing right now? Yeah, concerned we're going to have about
twelve years.
Speaker 2 (46:33):
Yeah, I've actually pissed about that. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:38):
And then her which was at the time like pretty subtle.
It was like I remember that being kind of the
main thing is like, what if we did a sci
fi movie that seemed like an accurate depiction of like
how things might evolve, And this.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
Is scary how spot on it is in many ways.
Speaker 8 (47:00):
In many ways, and yet the end, Yes, yeah, the
movie hers basically if Joaquin Phoenix fell in love with
his Siri, right, like yeah, it was.
Speaker 1 (47:15):
Like a fully formed human personality like that. It's it
identifies a thing that like people were like, yeah, I'm
willing to believe that's happened, Like that's what's going to happen.
And then a bunch of people made billions and billions
of dollars being like, look, they'll believe anything. We could
(47:38):
just pretend we did that. Fuck it will just have
Scarlett Johanson's voice do the voice of our thing, and
these people will believe it.
Speaker 2 (47:48):
This makes me think Elon Musk may introduce a mega
fighting robots just in the same way. It's like, yeah,
pretty close, folks, We're getting them getting them close. Just
invest now, I'm telling you we got to fight the
kaiju aka immigrants.
Speaker 1 (48:02):
I didn't remember there being a date in her, so
I was like trying to find the evidence that it
was set in twenty twenty five, and I think it's
like mainly a estimate because they're one of the Joaquin
Phoenix's character like writes greeting cards, and one of the
greeting cards he writes is for like a happy fiftieth anniversary,
(48:24):
where it looks like the wedding was in the seventies,
And I think that's like kind of the main piece
of evidence that there's also like the IMDb plot synopsis
is says like opens with in the year twenty twenty five,
But I am, what if it is in the script?
Speaker 3 (48:41):
Let me see if I find the screenplay?
Speaker 2 (48:44):
See this is what. This is why we have people
with a certain level of expertise on because we can
now am massaters. I like, how the very first line
it is twenty twenty five. Okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 3 (48:57):
Only people with master's degrees in screenwriting can do a
Google search to see if the PDF of a certain
screenplay is available.
Speaker 2 (49:06):
So how you do that?
Speaker 3 (49:08):
I can't look.
Speaker 1 (49:09):
Yeah, you have to go to grad school secrets secret.
Speaker 2 (49:12):
Like I wouldn't even know the fucking first step on
googling where to get a screenplay PDF version?
Speaker 3 (49:17):
And yeah, it's really hard.
Speaker 2 (49:19):
To do only society, and I mean I'm.
Speaker 3 (49:23):
Struggling with it. No, I actually have on the screenplay.
I'm just seeing if it mentioned let me do a
little search, twenty twenty five does not appear once in
the screenplay.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
So God, damn it, damn fucked me.
Speaker 1 (49:41):
I AMDB.
Speaker 4 (49:41):
No.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
But I think people generally agree, even if it's just
a range, this is the range that it is well.
Speaker 2 (49:48):
Based on the greeting card. I think that's safe to
say fifty years from the seventies what looks like the
seventies would put us here, you.
Speaker 1 (49:55):
Know, and IMDb certainly is saying it with authority. It's
the year twenty twenty five. But anyways, I mean the
looks at the time. I remember being like, these people
look ridiculous, like the men with the high waisted pants
and everybody has mustache. And now I live look at it.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
Look at you, yeah, now look at.
Speaker 3 (50:18):
You, yeah, full mustache and hants up to your nipples.
Speaker 1 (50:25):
I'm still dressing like it's the nineties, very low waisted jeans.
Speaker 2 (50:30):
Very low very well. I let's say well, authorities would
say criminally low wasted.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
I was actually gonna ask why you're wearing Jinkos.
Speaker 2 (50:40):
Real low though it's a sexy raver. Yeah, I mean
for you, Oh sorry, Kaitlin, with your with your you know,
master's degree perspective on things like this, Is this something
that you would shy away from? Is this the time
for the artist to put some thing down and say, look,
(51:01):
I do have a vision for the future, and it
may come true, like you know, like things like Idiocracy
did in a very ironic way.
Speaker 3 (51:08):
I mean, look, if you're gonna take some wild swings
and be like, yeah, we're we have flying cars, or
we have we can teleport or you know whatever, set
it in like two to three hundred years in the future.
But that's also sci fi because we the earth is
we know it, I think, will be dead and the
human race will be wiped out by the year twelve
(51:31):
three hundred ish.
Speaker 1 (51:33):
That was your first note on soone's screenplay incorrect.
Speaker 2 (51:38):
A woman's relationship with a murder of crows. First note
is this won't exist in about three hundred years. So
what are we doing?
Speaker 3 (51:47):
No, I mean, people can do whatever they want in
their screen I disagree.
Speaker 2 (51:54):
I think we should we should shun these people for
taking such big swings, because again, movies do inform my
idea of what the future is. And I have no hoverboard,
I have no mag laced shoes.
Speaker 3 (52:05):
I can't selfing jackets.
Speaker 2 (52:08):
We don't have those exactly. We don't have any of
this clap So yeah, I'm a little I'm a little
heartbroken about that. I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (52:16):
Yeah, fucking her, do you? All right? Do you guys
have sir?
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah? Fucking her?
Speaker 1 (52:22):
Fucking her her.
Speaker 3 (52:24):
That's a quote from Arrested Development.
Speaker 1 (52:28):
Oh right, all right, well, Caitlin, what a pleasure having
you the daily?
Speaker 4 (52:35):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (52:35):
Where can people find you? Follow you, get notes on
their screenplay from you? All that kind of stuff.
Speaker 3 (52:42):
You can do that, and you can go to my
website Kaitlinduronte dot com and the contact to me if
you if you have a screenplay and you want notes
on it, or if you want to take my screenwriting classes.
Speaker 2 (52:54):
That's what.
Speaker 3 (52:55):
In addition to that, you can listen to the Bechdel
Cast and we have some upcoming live shows. Oh shit,
wowie wow. One's in Los Angeles where you could also
go to a Titanic escape room if you wanted.
Speaker 1 (53:10):
To tell them about the Titanic Escape room, then I can.
Speaker 2 (53:16):
Buction that off for charity. I've bet people would pay
so much money to do a fucking escape a Titanic
escape room with y'all.
Speaker 3 (53:23):
Oh that's so true. I'm just saying, your chance to me,
Oh wow, you're a cheamer.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
To escape the Titanic and do do something good for humanity.
We don't have. People don't want to be an escape
room with me, So I just I have ideas for one.
We'll see. I mean, nobody showed up to my birthday.
Speaker 3 (53:42):
Well, okay, here's the thing.
Speaker 2 (53:44):
Okay, go on the LA.
Speaker 3 (53:45):
Show January nineteenth at Dynasty Typewriter. It's a little four
pm Mattinee okay, And it's also being live streams. So
if you don't live in LA, you can buy a
ticket watch the I know, first of all, why would
you do?
Speaker 1 (54:00):
What are you doing?
Speaker 3 (54:02):
But if you don't and you don't want to pay
a bazillion dollars for rent, I get it. But you
can buy a ticket to see the live stream of
the show. And even if you can't watch it, as
it's like being live streamed in that very moment, the
like like the feed, the stream, the video will be
available for like a week afterward. So that's that show.
(54:24):
Then Jamie and I are doing are famed Shrek Tanic shows.
One is the Titanic show in San Francisco is a
part of Sketch Fest on January twenty third. For that show,
I have promised that if it sells out, I will
get naked on stage so that Jamie can draw me
like one of her French girls.
Speaker 1 (54:43):
Wow to see my tennies.
Speaker 3 (54:47):
Please buy a ticket to that show them I am
nine tit Dracula, and so in a way I should
have been cast as no spar too. Really fucked up
that I wasn't. I've got nine titties, nine.
Speaker 1 (55:03):
Nipples, and the Titanic with its namesake.
Speaker 3 (55:08):
Yeah, precisely, So please come to that show in San Francisco.
And then our third and final show of this mini
tour is in Portland on January twenty sixth, and that
is also part of the Shrek Tannic like tour. But
that is a Shrek show that's also being streamed. Yeah,
so all those tickets at the what venue in Portland
(55:33):
Curious Comedy Theater, Okay, one of our faves we always
play there at when we go to Portland. But yeah,
so that's a live show plus live stream on January
twenty sixth, same deal with like, get the live stream
ticket and you can watch it for up to a
week afterward. I will not be getting naked at that show.
So the only show you can see me naked at
potentially is the San Francisco one. And that's the huge
(55:55):
selling point of this whole tour. Me not you know,
the comedy in the in the wonderful thoughts that Jamie
and I will express.
Speaker 2 (56:06):
Well, that's smart because in a city like Portland, where
there's such a concentration of adult entertainment clubs, exactly, you're
not going to compete.
Speaker 3 (56:16):
Yeah, they're like titties. I saw them already today. So
it's really just San Francisco, which is famously a very conservative.
Speaker 2 (56:26):
No, I've never seen nudity on the streets of San
Francisco in my life.
Speaker 3 (56:32):
So but any anyway, you can get tickets to all
those shows at link Tree slash Bechtel Cast. Yeah, and
those are all my plugs.
Speaker 1 (56:43):
Amazing. Is there a work a media that you've been enjoying?
Speaker 3 (56:46):
Oh my gosh, I guess.
Speaker 1 (56:47):
I mean.
Speaker 3 (56:49):
I've been rewatching the show staff Lets Flats, which is
a very British show starting Jamie Demetrio and it's very
fun and I like it and yes, and I just
started watching Dairy Girls, so shows from across the Pond.
Speaker 1 (57:06):
Yeah, that's a great one. Nice Miles. Where can people
find you with their work of media you've been enjoying?
Speaker 2 (57:12):
Yeah, find me at Miles of Gray, wherever they have
at symbols, find Jack and I on the basketball podcast
Moles and Jack imed boot Booties. And also find me
talking ninety day fiance on four to twenty day Fiance.
No work of social media or media. I what did
I watch? That was kind of fucking weird over the break?
(57:33):
Oh dude, I was so, I was this is obviously
the time has passed for holiday stuff. But I got
into watching seventies, like like the Dean Martin Sinatra holiday specials.
That's just them being drunk for most of the time
in singing songs and stuff. Those specials are fucking wild
to watch from this like perspective, and you're like, is
(57:55):
he hitting on Dean? Is Frank Sinatra hitting on Dean
Martin's daughter in front of Dean Martin? And Dean Martin's like,
all right, Frank, what the here?
Speaker 1 (58:05):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (58:06):
Yeah, So I watched that to see some old, tiny,
bad media and that's all I can really recommend. Right now,
Where do you find that YouTube?
Speaker 1 (58:14):
Hmm?
Speaker 2 (58:15):
Yeah, there we go, all right. I was enjoying.
Speaker 1 (58:22):
Did y'all see Jeremy Strung's outfit?
Speaker 2 (58:26):
Yes? Oh my god, hold on, I'm gonna put this ship,
is it? I was so fucking upset when I saw
this outfit because I thought he was doing a fucking bit.
He had all the Lore Paddington outfit.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
With with sunglasses, the whole thing.
Speaker 2 (58:47):
Andy put the sunglasses on like a dick.
Speaker 3 (58:50):
He what is he?
Speaker 2 (58:52):
He really is? Yeah? Some Kendall Roy shit.
Speaker 1 (58:58):
Mike Bouve tweeted, stylist, what do you want to do
for the Golden Globes, Jeremy Strong. I'm thinking Hunter S.
Thompson in the Beastie Boys stylist, got it, Jeremy Strong,
Paddington's cousin who sells coke stylist. Okay, Jeremy Strong, Stanley
Tucci playing Gilligate stylist, Right, you're just shared.
Speaker 3 (59:21):
Compared it to the Ann Christias diaries.
Speaker 8 (59:26):
Yeah, good stuff, great stuff.
Speaker 1 (59:30):
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(59:52):
of the episodes you're listening to, where you can find
the footnotes where we link off the information we talked
about in today's episode? Who is the song that we
think you might enjoy? Miles? Is there a song that
you think people might enjoy?
Speaker 2 (01:00:06):
Yeah, after just the talk of Nosferatu, I got spooky
in my mind and I decided let's just go out
on the spooky sort of like experimental hip hop track
from a duo from North London called Ivy Lab. The
track is called Low Risk Offer. It is very like
it's experimental. Yeah, so somebody' all might hear this and like,
do say what my mom used to say when she'd
(01:00:27):
hear me listening to electronic music and she goes, are
you listening to noise again? But this is kind of
noisy experimental hip hop. I don't know, it's spooky. It
feels like it'd probably be in one of those Eggers
movies probably coming up. So anyway, ivy lab with low
risk offer.
Speaker 1 (01:00:43):
All right, well, we will link off to that in
the footnotes. The Daily Guys is a production of by
Heart Radio. For more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit
the iHeartRadio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to
your favorite shows. That is gonna do it for us
this morning. We're back this afternoon to tell you what
is trending, and we will talk to you all then.
Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Bye bye bye.
Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
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