Markwayne Toughmayne, George Santos: Unsung Baller? 11.17.23

In episode 1584, Jack and Miles are joined by stand-up comedian, Marcella Arguello, to discuss… Senator Tiny Man SRSLY WOULDA FUCKED UP THAT TEAMSTER BRO, Scam Goddess - George Santos, TikTok Can’t Stop Talking About Osama bin Laden, The War On Christmas Is Really Struggling This Year and more!

1. Senator Tiny Man SRSLY WOULDA FUCKED UP THAT TEAMSTER BRO
2. Scam Goddess - George Santos
3. TikTok Can’t Stop Talking About Osama bin Laden
4. Full text: bin Laden's 'letter to America'
5. Anti-Israel Gen Zers send Bin Laden's 2002 'Letter to America' VIRAL: Terror chief's 9/11 justification wins support among pro-Palestine Americans who claim their 'eyes have been opened' after The Guardian linked to it
6. The Guardian Deletes Osama Bin Laden's 'Letter to America' Because It Went Viral on TikTok
7. ‘Unvarnished Anti-Semitism’: Elon Musk Catches All Hell for Agreeing With Bigoted Tweet
8. The War On Christmas Is Really Struggling This Year
9. Jimmy Joins ‘Jesse Watters Primetime’ To Talk About The Latest Developments In The War On Christmas
10. Juneteenth ousts Christmas Eve as paid holiday at major hospital system
11. Woke Wisconsin council tells employees no Christmas decorations
12. Wisconsin city says gov't employees can put up Christmas decorations after backlash
13. Conservative trolls ruthlessly mocked for freaking out over Target’s “woke” Christmas merch

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to shit. Oh boy, here
we Gocky. Season three thirteen, Episode five of Jo Daily
Zaike Guy, a production of iHeartRadio.

Speaker 2 (00:14):
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's shared consciousness. And it's Friday, November seventeenth, twenty
twenty three. Yep, I'm backing off to a rocky start.
It's all right, rocky bowball because it's Nope, it's National
butter Day.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
We'll keep it smooth. It's also Substitute Educator's Day, shout
out to everybody who's dabbled with substitute teaching. I know myself.
I did all those exams. I'm like, yeah, fuck it,
damn down. It's also international Happy go listen from beer
some shit, National Homemade Bread Day, National Take a Hike Day,
and not like in a New Yorker ways like yo,
go up to hey, take a hike, buddy, take a

(00:51):
hike here. Now you shall go out on the nature. Yeah, exactly,
get out there, get up, there's good. Oh yeah, buckalo.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
Well, my name is Jack O'Brien aka my people's Are
you with me? Where you at on the bow on
the stern killer whales on a tack who my people's
are you with me?

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Where you at?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Smoking yacht sinking boats on the sea.

Speaker 1 (01:13):
That's a fact courtesy of Scouty.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
Yeah, Jack Gusto could never get this low indeed.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Yeah, And I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
my co host, mister Miles Gray.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
Right, mister Miles Gray.

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Kay, my back, my back, My back is still a
kind of fucked up. My back, Okay, y'all, my back
is still kind of fucked up.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I'm doing my best. I've been. Someone sent me some stretches.
I've been doing those. It is getting better bit by
bit from you know, the time I kicked the phantom
soccer ball over the weekend. But I'm in recovery. So
oh yeah, that ak brought to you by me.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
That was just off the top right there, off the dome.
I'm feeling much better thanks to the well wishers. And yeah,
thanks to Miles for with his injured back holding up TDG.

Speaker 1 (02:07):
Yeah. Man, like Derek Fisher over here, saw my stomach
on the baseline. I get ready, well, Miles.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
We are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by one of our favorite guests. Yeah, one of your
favorite guests, a writer, actor, one of the funniest stand
up comedians doing it. She has one of the best
comedy specials of the year called Bitch Grow Up that
you can go and watch on Max.

Speaker 1 (02:28):
You must go and watch on Max. You will around.
Don't go and watch on Max.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
It is the hilarious, the talented Marcella.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Marcel Argyle rap name quick Flatina, cooking rhymes, and Michaelsina.
And they call me because I'm a dirty little Nina.
They joked that I'm a dude just because I am
the tallest. But my name is Marcella, not Marcellus Wallace.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Whoa.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
But I still come quick. Whether I swallow or I spit,
my technique is legit.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, what happened?

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
I got goosebumps from that one.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
I mean you have a handheld, Mike, you can go
ahead and drop that thing real quick.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
Yeah, oh not quite the probably not Yeah, Hey let
me do. Let me do an a S m R
with my sequence fringe.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, that jacket is hilling. I see you wear that
online and I'm like, yo, that jacket is is doing
ship now I am rubbing my hand help Mike. Yeah,
French on the fringe.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
How much was I definitely rubbing something after hearing that one?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
Am I right? How much is that? Jack Am a
big as m R jerker? You know, not much.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
It's fast fashion. It wasn't.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, well look good you're making it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
I was intended to wear to see Beyonce the Renaissance tour.
It's a sequence fringe jacket, cowgirl style, but I my
foot injury prevented me. I'm attending that concert, so.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Okay, well you might catch what. There's that rumor that
she might do a Vegas residence.

Speaker 4 (04:04):
You now, I would love that. I'm praying for that.
I'm waiting for her and Brittany and Janet to do
my Vegas the Three Horsemen, Yeah, three horrorse women Horror.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
Yeah, get down?

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Is that that would be unprecedented level of like someone
at their peak doing a Vegas residency, right.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Like.

Speaker 4 (04:25):
People with small children do a lot of Vegas residency.
So I'm hoping that Beyonce really was like, you know,
and after this tour, I think I should do a
Vegas risk.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's what I watched thatch alone. I mean, like, if
you're just thinking, I'm like, yo, watch this, I do
a fucking like three month four month run. That's it.
But yeah, they have so much money. At a certain point,
I'm like, why do y'all keep working? Like in my mind,
I'm like, why do you keep working?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
It is true, like people love to do the thing
that they love, right, you know, So that's I mean,
that's part of it. But like, yeah, I mean I
I just think of it as like a cool way
to like work and also like let your children be
in one spot for a long time.

Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, oh shit, it's at the Sphere. Bro a residency
at the Sphere.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Wow, potently that Beyonce. I want to do a residency
the Sphere. It would be crazy, it would be incredible
soul those visuals.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
People are gonna have fucking full on panic attacks, like
existential crisis in that building.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Mushrooms, hand out, mushrooms of the door of the Yeah, yeah,
handed out like those bracelets that changed color with the show.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah do that but like with acid. Yeah, ten minutes
after I get on stage exactly.

Speaker 1 (05:39):
And everybody opened their sawny waters and down that ship
right now. In here, there's a little piece of paper
in here, Like, don't worry about that.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
That's funny.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
All right, Well, Marcella, we are going to get to
know you a little bit better in a moment. First,
we're going to tell our listeners a couple of things
we're talking about later. We're talking about, you know, I'm
sick for a couple of days, and US politics went
and got dumb on me. We got the Senator Mark
Wayne Mark Mark Wayne Mullin continuing to talk about how

(06:09):
he's not scared of fighting. He would have fought and
he would have won. And actually what had happened is
I had already challenged him before, like just sounding like
one of the extras in one of those YouTube videos
where Irish guys challenge each other to bare knuckles street
boxing matches, just like, well, first you said about me that, yeah, exactly,

(06:31):
So that's wild. George Santos, We're gonna catch up with him,
he's absolutely killing it. We're gonna talk about the Osama
bin Laden video going viral on TikTok. We're gonna talk
about the war on Christmas. It's just really struggling to
get off off the ground this year.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
On Fox News.

Speaker 2 (06:50):
All of that plenty more, But first, Marcela, we do
like to ask our guests, what is something from your
search history.

Speaker 4 (06:58):
The last thing that I googled is I'm trying to
watch as money solo shows as like one man shows,
when woman shows, And I was like googling the Robin
Williams all his solo shows, and I guess are available
on YouTube illegally. It's awesome.

Speaker 1 (07:14):
I love it the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
Yeah, the Evening at the Met or Night at the Met,
that one is definitely there. I haven't watched the other ones,
but I that's so like, I'm just immersed in solo
shows because I want to work on one, and I'm
just like trying to see all the different styles. And
I'm like, I watched all these specials as a kid,
but I don't remember them. I don't remember ever going
back to watch them as an adult. So I'm like, oh,
this is interesting.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
Did you have a favorite as a kid.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
I just remember whoop being Robin always standing out to me. Yeah,
you know, I remember like being like, whoopee. I was like,
she is very serious about some of these things. And
I remember Robin just being like a child's dream, you.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Know, right exactly.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
It was so cool with yeah, yeah exactly, and apparently
he was I guess, Yeah, I was. I don't know
if you've ever seen that. That the documentary that is
on HBO Max right now, Jack, what is it call?
It's like inside his Mind or some shit has beautiful art,
but it's very cool and the I think the kids
talk about that, like he loved you know, getting dirty

(08:10):
with the kids.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Yeah. Yeah, the what was the one I remember as
a kid. I remember there's like that guy Danny Hawk
who had a one man show that I remember watching
because he did a lot of character voices. And then
John was almost Freak was another one that I just
remember being like, Yo, what the fuck? Yeah, characters is
this guy doing?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
That's cool that we all grew up with that, like
Robin Whoopy and johny Guzama with these one person shows. Yeah,
just like we just were dude, we didn't even think
twice about it. I love that they were suitable for
us to watch.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
Yeah, totally. I mean the Wasamo one got a little wild.
As a kid, You're like, oh, yeah, shit, what the
fuck are you talking about it? How it turned into
vampire bat Wing? Okay, never mind, sure, sure, but that
like it is, like it's interesting because those are the
kinds of things that as a kid sort of got
me to believe that there is a way to be
like you can just be create, you can be super creative,
and that's that's a lane, you know what I mean.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
Yeah, exactly, And I always liked how and I think
it's missing now is that people would be you know,
socially conscious, political, silly, over the top. They would have
all those elements, and it feels like you were missing
a lot of that in entertainment now when people do
solo shows, they're just only serious, you know, and they
have jokes in there, but they don't go above and
beyond the way that people that we grew up on

(09:24):
did so, which is why I'm trying to watch them
because I'm like, how can I do myself?

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (09:28):
And I respect the art form and I feel like,
you know, getting back to the basics of what I
grew up on is like inspiring me to be like, oh, yeah,
I can, I can do all those things right right?

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Right? Oh well that's going to be let us know.

Speaker 4 (09:40):
We'll be Oh, I'm excited. I'm excited to work on it.
And it's kind of it's kind of already fleshed out
because I really what happened was I've been working on
this new stand up hour and it's basically about my family.
The chunk of it and a lot of the stand
up it's some of it's old. And I say like,
I could have put it on my first album. I
could have put it on the Special, I could have
put it on the second album, but I was like, no,

(10:00):
I want to put all of the family stuff together,
like I want to respect my family in that way,
all cohesive. And I started like doing it on stage.
I got comedy clubs and I was like, I don't
think this shit is working how I want it to
work because there are such serious moments and I'm like,
I don't think this is stand up anymore. And I
was like yeah, And I had this epiphany and I
was like, oh, yeah, I could just do a solo show.

(10:21):
And what's cool about working with us on all the
time is that I get to watch him work on
his solo shows all the time and see how he
constructs it, all the lies and everything, and it's cool.
It's inspiring to watch him. And it made me be
like I have I can do this, you know right?

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, damn, I can't wait to see that me too.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
What is something you think is overrated.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
You know, I had a hard time with it. I
always have a hard time with this. I think this
segment is overrated. No, just kidding, I think I know.
I at the sake of sounding really obnoxious, but organized religion,
I mean, all the problems everything we're talking about, everything
that every top that you get into today in the
daily light, Guys, it's like it all kind of goes
back to even like someone like George Santos, like not

(11:06):
being allowed to be openly gay, and then he has
this lifestyle and then and now he's committed all these
you know, supposed crimes, alleged crimes, and it's like it
all boils down to, Okay, what were his religious beliefs
growing up? Oh, he wasn't allowed to be the thing.
And now he's like, you know, getting inspired by these
conservative and nationalist belief system and they're like, oh yeah, religion,

(11:29):
Oh yeah, that's a problem. Everybody's everything that we talk about.
It's like, at the end of the day, it's people
following these like rules, Oh yeah, we don't need to
follow it so divisive.

Speaker 1 (11:39):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I remember like having that epiphany like
nineteen smoking weed and shit and be like, yo, I
think that's the problem.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Like, and that's the other thing is that I grew
up in a house where my dad because my dad
was such a George Carlin fan. And I remember my
dad would watch George Carlin and I was like, I
didn't understand. I was too young to get you know,
I was like eight or nine or something. He was like, yeah,
George Carlin knows what he's talking about. Yeah, organized religion.
I was like, here's Chris here about my dad. And
then you grow, you get a little older, you're like,

(12:07):
actually he was right the whole time. He was the
whole time he was spitting, Okay, just spitting.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Yeah. Does George Carlin count as like one man show?

Speaker 2 (12:16):
Is that?

Speaker 4 (12:18):
I mean that's debatable, you know, Like it started off
as like a really political stand up and then it
kind of evolved into I think what is now the
what's considered stand up?

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Right?

Speaker 4 (12:29):
Like, and I always blame uss On for this, like
he ruined the concept of like what is stand up
comedy and what is a one man show? Because Netflix
advertised it as a stand up comedy hour, him knowing
damn well that it was a solo show. But like,
you can't really explain that to people. It has to
be advertised as stand up. But I think George Carlin definitely, like,
in my opinion, like especially those later hours, because they

(12:51):
got very luxury sure, and it's like that it does
tap in that that's where the lines were blurred. I
think he's one of the in my opinion, he was
one of the first ones to blur some of those
lines because he was so famous.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Yeah he I mean, my I grew up in a
very strict Catholic family and but we had a copy
of like George Carlin's book.

Speaker 4 (13:10):
And isn't that wonderful?

Speaker 1 (13:12):
Yeah? Yeah, like watched a special and stuff. It's like
a release valve. You're like, damn, He's like I watched
George Carland before worrying about hell.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Because wasn't he Catholic?

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Maybe raised, raised?

Speaker 4 (13:25):
And I feel like that's a big part of why
people are like, well, we can listen to this he's
like us, and it's like, no, he's not right right right.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
He always said like that the only good thing about
religion was like the music, and that always like stuck
out to me. I would be like sitting in Catholic
church and being like this music is like not that good.

Speaker 1 (13:46):
He must have gone to a different church than I did.

Speaker 4 (13:48):
Probably, yeah, I mean I actually I was thinking about how, like, man,
too bad. Somebody can't like just make a new religion
with all the best parts of all the existing religions
because I didn't realize that Maria Carries Christmas album was
like gospel when I was a little kid, right like now,
when I listen to the album, I'm like, Jesus, what
a wonderful child just like singing these songs, and I'm

(14:10):
just like, oh, that's gospel.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Like I grew up on.

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Gospel and I didn't even realize it. You know, God
bless her. But I'm just like yeah. Of course, as
a little child, I was like, yeah, these songs are popping.
There's something And I was religious as the little kids.
I was like, yeah, Jesus, well he is a wonderful child.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Such a good child.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Yeah, Jesus looking amazing. Wow, turning heads, what is something
you think is underrated?

Speaker 4 (14:41):
I guess I'm respecting other people's opinions. Like again, at
the sake of sounding corny, I'm just like, I think
I'm so overwhelmed with the news right now, and like
watching people that I've known for a long time and
realizing that their belief system is rooted in straight up
ignoran you know, like straight up superiority, right, you know,

(15:02):
and people aren't just allowed to be and you know
that can also the thing I hate about like vague
inspirational anything inspirational quotes is that they can be used
by anyone. Sure that's right, because even if I'm just like, oh,
it's respecting people's opinions, people be like, well, why don't
you respect the Zionist opinions? Like that is just white supremacy.

(15:23):
Can't the fucked here? I do not respect anybody who
is into that ship. So yeah, I guess just you know,
what what are we doing? Guys? That's where I'm asking,
That's what's that's my underwrite or over what did you
ask me?

Speaker 6 (15:35):
What are we?

Speaker 4 (15:37):
What are we doing?

Speaker 1 (15:38):
I know it feels like the fucking Twilight Zone. You're like,
are y'all really advocating for ethnic cleansing? So casually, yes
they are, and you're like, god, damn, I don't know.
And that's the thing I'm really there are people who like,
I'm really curious if this you know, right now, there's
a lot of focus on like the hostage like when
will they when will they free the hostages? And seeing

(16:01):
how that plays out, what happens after that is achieved,
like what is going to be the next goalpost after that,
if it happens, Because I just feel like there's there's
clearly like you see people like there is that Israel
Solidarity rally and that was really just a rally to
maintain the status quo, you know what I mean, Just
like we need to put visual pressure on this administration

(16:22):
to not dare call for a ceasefire. Because even when
Van Jones's whack ass was up there, like he tried
to say something about piece, like people were starting to
chant like no ceasefire and shit, I'm just like what
is where? I know what y'all not saying, but I'm
curious what the rhetoric will be once we get past
this point in time when and tens of thousands of

(16:43):
people are left dead. It's just yeah, it's mind blowing.
Like we've been every week. I feel like we're always
saying some version of like I can honestly like I
don't know where the fuck I'm at, Like.

Speaker 4 (16:52):
What what are we doing? Y'all? What are we doing.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
H and the people who are like out there, like
you know, blocking the roads to raytheon and ship shall
bless you all. You know what I mean, Like that's yes.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
Morning, the bay bridge is closed off, and that's should
I not say this morning? Does that matter?

Speaker 1 (17:08):
It doesn't matter?

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Okay, God bless those people.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Yeah, everybody, all.

Speaker 2 (17:14):
Right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back
and get into the news.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
We'll be right back and we're back back, Jack. I
thought I had waited this one out, man.

Speaker 2 (17:35):
I thought I was just sitting in my sick bed,
just waiting waiting for this one to blow over. And
he's still with us, Senator Mark Wayne.

Speaker 1 (17:44):
He Senator tiny man is just letting you know, like
the last few days, like you said, you checked out right,
and we've been checking in on Senator Mark Wayne Mullin
as he continues to scream about He's like, I ain't
scared of fighting, even if it's in the Senate chambers.
Bro some fucking brolic I am. And if you missed it,

(18:05):
I'll play this moment again where he pretended like he
was some kind of tough guy as he brought a
personal beef with the teamsters bos Sean O'Brien to his
workplace and then forced Bernie Sanders to be like Judge
Mills Lane and breaking up a fucking fight.

Speaker 4 (18:19):
Do you want to run your mouth?

Speaker 1 (18:20):
We can be too, consenting adults. We can finish it here. Okay,
that's fine, perfect, you want it now. I'd love to
do it right now.

Speaker 7 (18:26):
Let's stand your butt up?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah you stand up, but up? Hold stop it, suit down.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
You know.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
We were like, yo, what I love Sean, Like you're
a crown clown, look at you like totally. It was
just like, yeah, go ahead for make a fuck his
assy yourself right now. Mission accomplished. And since then, this
dude has been going everywhere to try and be like yo, bro,
like I'm with the ships, Like it doesn't fucking matter.
I would have fucked him up, you know, it doesn't
like that's just who I am. These are Oklahoma values.

(18:58):
And the internet at him, so he went even harder.
He went on Hannity and we covered that and he
was like, don't I was so ready to fight that
one guy. Dude, you don't even fucking know dog, And
again we laughed. And then the next day Mullin popped
up on CNN to continue the fucking Cringe World tour
and further explain how badass he is. While talking to

(19:21):
Dana Bash, this one's another fucking wild one. I noticed
that when you were getting up and an escalator, you're
playing with it right now, you reach for your wedding ring.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
What was that about?

Speaker 7 (19:31):
Well, I wasn't mad first of all. So when you
get mad, you get angry, you lose your mind. The
first thing I thought of when I set up, I thought,
I'm gonna break my hand on this guy's face. I'm
gonna take my wedding ring off, Because when you're fighting,
you learn how to punch correctly. You really shouldn't break
your hand, But when you aren't doing it with raps.

Speaker 4 (19:47):
Well, you actually thought you were gonna come to blows
in that.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Moment, I had full intentions of doing that.

Speaker 4 (19:50):
Absolutely, let me play for you something that year. I
love how there's just a pause there. She was like,
oh for real, Oh motherfucker. I also wait, we also
go back to that original the first clip. Bernie Sanders
is not for the people like he claims to be,
because first of all, he won't calls far and second
of all, he won't let these motherfuckers throw down. I

(20:13):
want to see it. People want to see it, Bernie,
right right, damn let him.

Speaker 1 (20:17):
Roll each other up. Go ahead. That seems like that
seems like.

Speaker 4 (20:20):
You're saying, we all know that's where American politics is at.
Let's just start it. Let's just start the WWE transition.

Speaker 1 (20:27):
It's fucking wild man. Like he the way he was
also talking like how he's like, well.

Speaker 6 (20:32):
You know, like when you like learn not like when
you're fighting and like you know how to actually fight,
like you learn how to actually punch the right way,
like unless you're like he gets overly technical in this way,
like he sounds like.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
It doesn't hand wraps on. Yeah, he's sound like a virgin,
like lying to his homies about how like he's like,
I get like bone deep, bro, like every night. So
like when you're doing it, when you do the smash
like me, that's just how that that goes. But bro,
he looks like an absolute clown right now. Yeah, And
it's just it's it's hilarious and disheartening all at the

(21:03):
same time.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
But this is the thing in sports when like a
player it gets into a fight with somebody and they
get really tough. The second, like the entire team is
between them and the person that they're trying to fight. Like,
I'm just trying to figure out where on the scale
of like fake tough guy does doing that with the
entire like us Senate apparatus like a but like a

(21:27):
scrum of reporters. Like he stood up, like the guy
wasn't twelve feet away from him, Yeah, like the that
he was just like right next to him, that they
were at a table right across from one another.

Speaker 4 (21:38):
Oh can I can? I also say? I was gonna
be like, who this is so fucking childish. I can't
believe they're doing this, And then I remembered there was
one of my openers within the last year. She just
was so one of the most disrespectful openers I've ever
had when I was headlighting, and you know, I try to, like,
you know, talk to her about it, like, hey, you
can't be like you know, that's that's not cool whatever,

(22:01):
because I'm a fucking professional and I also know how
to be an opener. So I'm just like also kind
of looking out for her because I know where And
then she started running her mouth on Twitter, started pulling
Twitter fingers and was like I work with a mean
headliner recently, and I was gonna bring my my sisters
were ready to come down to the club and I

(22:21):
and I saw that and I was like, bitch, I
wish you fucking would have brought your sisters. I would
love to see that ship. And then it was funny
because like months later I actually saw her, like at
the comedy store in the hallway and I went right
up to her, like, I got in her face, like,
hey girl, how are you. I'm like, I saw your
ship because I'm not I mean whatever. I'm not trying
to actually throw but I will if I have to.

(22:42):
I've been known to do it. And I would just
crack me up because I literally walked right up to her,
gout in her face, said hey girl, how are you?
And she made it was like hey, I gotta go,
and she ran away and I was like, yeah, that's.

Speaker 1 (22:54):
Why I thought people fingers and they don't.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
They love having Bernie's standers hold them back from the.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
Back, you know, you know you know what. I'm sorry.
There's actually even more story this. Stude went on another
fucking podcast and then he talked about how he fights dirty. Also,
Now it's not just that he's like, yo, bro, I'll
bite them, motherfucker.

Speaker 7 (23:17):
He should train jiu jitsu is because even if you
lose a fight, you want to make sure the other
guy will never want to fight you ever again, because
it's kind of a win win at that point.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
But we need to move from and almost I'm not
afraid of biding. I will bite biting. Yeah, I'm a fight.
I'm gonna buy. I'll do anything.

Speaker 7 (23:35):
I mean, I'm not above it, and I don't care
where I bit.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
By the way, it just is going to be a bit.

Speaker 4 (23:38):
I'm not going to.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
Speak. Let him know, Mark Wayne, let me find out.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Was the guy like really wanted to be on board
with him and he was like, but biting.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I think that guy's also like into some m m
a shit. He's like, that's not even bro cool man,
unless you're like fighting for your life. Yeah, do whatever
you gotta do. But you're like, yo, I'll bite a
teams thirs, boss, I don't give a like what Okay,
you're tough. You're tough.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
So anyway, I just need to get my hand wraps
on to before I go on Twitter, because I start
talking about how I'm gonna kick these dudes.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
But I know how to actually throw a punch, like
the right way, so like I could like that way,
I will not break my hand like fighting, because that's
like a lot of people do that when they fight,
they actually break their hands. I'm like, did you just
read a fucking Quora article on how to throw a
punch or something?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
Sounds like he's like punched a wall with his and
then blame it on his wedding ring when it hurt
his hands.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Oh yeah, I think he also thinks he's good at sex.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
No way, no way, no way, Mark, no Mark, Wayne
fucks are you kidding me?

Speaker 1 (24:46):
Yea a flashlight?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Wasn't there also something where somebody was saying Kevin McCarthy
like elbowed him in the back and shot or something.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, happening. Childishness, complete child eight. None of them want smoke.
That's why it's just like little steps like you bumped me,
and then he'll be like, yeah, pushed me back, or
this guy getting out of it.

Speaker 4 (25:06):
I knew he wasn't serious when he got up because
he didn't undo his tie immediately, like men are about
to fight and are in a tie, we'll take it off,
like I'll kill you right now. Undoing his tie, so
he stands up. Bit you get fucked up?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Yeah, exactly. We're talking about the other day's like the
wristwatch that comes off right away that he kept that.
He was touching his ring like he's like, protect me mother.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
He was like one of those how the you know
you always see those those meme dogs that are barking
through a fence and they open the fence and the
dogs are just staring at each other.

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (25:36):
Yeah, and they put the fence back and they start.

Speaker 1 (25:38):
Yeah, that's what he was doing exactly. He's like, oh,
get that fence in between us again. I'll let you
know what.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
I'll fucking bite you right through this face.

Speaker 1 (25:48):
Bite your to be there. Yeah, don't test me, bro
don't test me, brock off. Shall we move over to
the house, Jack.

Speaker 4 (25:58):
We want to keep talking about this, Yeah, we want
to have you. Ever got into a fight, Jack all
the time?

Speaker 1 (26:04):
Constantly?

Speaker 4 (26:05):
I used to get Yeah, eating up your children, that
does not count.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Wow, violate, violating.

Speaker 4 (26:15):
The fans are gonna hate that one.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I used to get a lot. Oh what a surprise
because you weren't there, Marcella to protect him. That's true.
I would have protected you, Jack, Hey, if we have beef,
can we just can we stick you on some people? Hell? Yeah, cool, cool,
cool cool, noted noted i'm'na be like, yo, my because
my homegirl, Marcello come down here, and it will be
fucking smoke. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
I think part of the reason too, I'm so confident
because I had very large brothers there, like, oh no,
these fools are going to jump in, don't even try it.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Oh so like you almost had the aura, like even
if they weren't there, they were like her brothers. Yeah exactly, Yeah, yeah,
that that will happen until somebody's like, we're your brothers now,
like someone who had like a thirty in the toilet,
you're not.

Speaker 4 (27:05):
Picking up, Like ohways, this Christmas.

Speaker 1 (27:12):
All right to the house, Santos, to the house, to
the house, to the house, send it to the house.
So the House Ethics Committee just released their findings into
the details of the kinds of fraud and fakery that
Representative George Santos has been getting into. And I'm kind
of impressed. Yeah, like was living it up this campaign cash.

Speaker 4 (27:34):
I mean, I'd be impressed if it was like ten
years like you know, yeah, yeah, yeah, what's his name
on the on the on the fucking Supreme Court. That's impressive.

Speaker 1 (27:42):
I was gonna say Senator Bob Menendez too, and he's
just getting straight up gold bars and shipped from people.

Speaker 4 (27:47):
But I'm saying, like, that's impressive what it's been going
on for years. I'm actually not in George.

Speaker 2 (27:51):
Yeah, he's so bad at getting away with it year
a three year, A three year scam.

Speaker 1 (27:56):
That's minor leagues for you. Yeah, Okay, that's nothing, let's break.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
I mean, that's like that's amateur hour, right, You're just
you know, get another You got to get elected a
couple more times before. People were like that's true.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Minute, that's like being a musician. You're like, why had
that one single that was popping? You're like, what about
that album? Or like nobody was fucking with it?

Speaker 4 (28:13):
Was there a second one election wonder?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
Nope? Yeah, So we found out that first of all,
he had to keep his skin tight, literally because in
twenty twenty he started using the campaign cash for botox
totally around four four k that year. This interesting detail.
One of the sessions took place at Mirza Aesthetics, a
Manhattan medspot run by a doctor whose license was suspended
two years ago over breast and penile enhancement's gone wrong.

(28:40):
So maybe he got the straight up horror movie. Yeah, yeah,
dis yeah, he got the group on maybe botox, then
maybe that's what happened. Then he formed a company right
called Redstone Strategies LLC. And I think we'd heard about this,
but we didn't know how he was like fucking around
with it. It was a political consulting firm, and he
went on in hold all these people around him. He's like,

(29:01):
they're the best at what they do, Like all the
MAGA people in mar A Lago fuck with this firm
like they're fantastic, acting like he was like the satisfied
customer when it was his own fucking company, and like
when he was set them up with meetings, acting like
he didn't know the people that they were meeting with,
He's like, oh, yeah, I do your thing. They got
one hundred ten thousand dollars contract from someone who was
running for office. Santos took off with fifty K and

(29:24):
what do you do with that cash? Okay? Among other things,
they said he paid down a personal credit paid down
personal credit card bills, other debt, made a forty one
hundred dollars purchase at airmez Okay and for smaller purchases
at OnlyFans and Sephora. So he was he was getting
it popping in every single way, you know, like I

(29:44):
honestly take.

Speaker 4 (29:45):
I could, I couldbove fifty k pretty quickly on Sephora
and only purchases and only fans.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
Because you imagine it was He's just going wi everything
like custom videos, custom videos. I'm subscribed to nine thousand accounts, everything, but.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
Everyway, so you're not allowed to create a company and
then pretend you're the customer and.

Speaker 4 (30:04):
Yeah, satisfied, serious, right, come on, serious draft, I gotta.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
Send some emails real quick. Completely fucked that up. But yeah,
then like you know, goes on to say he was
doing lavish travel Vegas, the Hampton's, Atlantic City. He was
just bawling, but yeah, trying to.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Figure out if he had a bad like like someone
on his team that was advising him terribly, or if
he has a bad accountant, or if he's that stupid.

Speaker 1 (30:31):
But he's been but I mean think about it, like
he was doing bad checks in Brazil and he like
like he tried to run from those charges and I'm
just like looking at his thing. I feel like it's
like anything right. Like we were just talking about getting
inspired by watching like like these one person shows like
Comedy Wise, and you're like, oh, I like that. Maybe
I could do that, and you move in that direction.
I think if you're like a scammer, you probably just

(30:53):
see what's going on. You're like, oh, I could do that,
Like let me move closer to this. I can do that.
Oh they're doing it like that, right, get it. I
know how to get that. And you have someone being like,
let me get four km botoks, We're going to air mez,
We're going to Saphora. Get the of pop in it
is and this is where he is. I don't know
what to say. It's part and parcel of our you know.

(31:18):
I think it's like that's why we say most people
are not attracted to Congress because of like doing something
for their constituents or like, bro, if I'm in there,
so many doors open up to start making money in
weird fucking ways or just scamming people that you know,
the allure is a little bit different for some people.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
How much Boat Talks is four thousand dollars worth of
Boatox performed by somebody who is who lost their license.

Speaker 4 (31:42):
That's a good question.

Speaker 1 (31:44):
Dicks and penises.

Speaker 4 (31:47):
That's actually very interesting. I didn't think about that because
probably more than normal. He probably got like ten thousand worth's.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Like sixty percent off if you ignore my reviews. Yeah right, yes,
and uh I could really use some good YELP reviews.
Yeah right. If you just say, if you say your
dick implant didn't blow up, just please, I'll give you
four thousand dollars with the Bottox man, no questions asked.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
All right, let's talk about the Osama bin laden letter.

Speaker 4 (32:16):
But can we also just say that he can't he
can't run again?

Speaker 1 (32:19):
Like they're yeah, he's not running. He recently announced right
that he's not running.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was really forced to announce.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
That is not running like this, like dragged yes up
to the line.

Speaker 4 (32:31):
That is the good. I just want to end on that,
because it is good that we will not be having
to deal with him in Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:37):
It's just so wild how the Republicans can get their
ship together to try and oust one of their people
when they want to you know what I mean, Well,
I don't think.

Speaker 4 (32:45):
I mean, come on, they're homophobic as fuck.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
There yeah. Yeah, But I'm saying when they want yeah, yeah, yeah,
when they want to they're like, oh yeah, watch this
this other guy who was trafficking miners allegedly. No, he
will let him cook, but let him cook. Yeah. All right.

Speaker 2 (32:59):
Over on TikTok, the latest viral star, according to a
lot of headlines is Osama bin Locker. Who's this at
Osama on TikTok? Wow obl the.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Latest TikTok star, Matt Rife Osama bin Laden, that's.

Speaker 2 (33:16):
Right, but yeah, people have been sharing the letter that
bin Laden wrote one year after nine eleven, spelling out
his motives for the attack, which includes the US backing
of Israel and devastating sanctions in Iraq. And so it
started with TikTok user Lynette Adkins, who was like, my
eyes have been opened. I feel like I'm going through

(33:38):
an existential crisis first time.

Speaker 1 (33:41):
Yes, it's new here, you knew around here.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
But the letter, like, just to be clear, the letter,
which again was written by Osama bin Laden, contains like
some wild anti Semitic rants about how the quote Jews
have quote taken control of the US economy, a full
pair parographs like the thing that he really seems to
take issue with is Bill Clinton's blowjob. That's He's like,

(34:06):
that's the thing that's gonna go down in history.

Speaker 4 (34:10):
Anti sex work, which is as yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (34:14):
Not the courifinally, yeah, pretty, I think that's verified for
most people. I'm sure I was going hard on the
Clintons too, because they were the ones who were just
letting all those Iraqi children die, you know what I mean,
So he probably.

Speaker 2 (34:25):
Like yo, and on top of that, right, okay, okay,
but yeah, there's a lot he's right. At one point
he calls it's a satanic American invention.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
So it's on the Bob Marley tip. I feel you, dog, it's.

Speaker 1 (34:46):
A Babylon ting.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
But so the Guardian, who had previously published the letter
in full, took the highly unusual step of removing it
from their website.

Speaker 1 (34:57):
And I don't know.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Some of the reports has made it seem like young
people are reading the letter and instantly becoming like radicalized,
but I don't know. It seems like it's probably more
likely that they it's I don't think they just suddenly
love Osama bin Laden and are like super happy that
nine eleven happened. But the letter offers a perspective that
is contradictory to like what was taught in the aftermath

(35:22):
of nine to eleven. But there does seem to be
a lot of anti Semitism like happening all over the
place now, Like obviously in this letter, Elon Musk is
responding to someone saying that Jewish people have been pushing
hatred against whites by saying, you have said the truth,
like just openly, like just textbook white power brand anti semitism,

(35:46):
and he's like, yeah, I endorse this as the truth.
Like so again, like anti Semitism is real, Like anyone
who's existed on the Internet for any period of time
knows that, Like it's real. It popped up when you
least expect it, Like it's fucking terrifying. Like I totally
am worried about anti semitism. It's just it makes the

(36:09):
whole conversation incredibly difficult to have when people are conflating
anti Semitism with calling for a ceasefire or for protection
of innocent lives.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
Or just conflating like just people like look like no,
I don't. I think a lot of the things that
I saw on TikTok where people were like, oh my God,
it wasn't like Osama bin Laden is fucking bay like right,
They're more It's like when the first time I wrote
the People's read the People's History in the United States,
and I was like, what in the fuck is you

(36:40):
know what I mean? Like, I didn't know all this.
They didn't fucking tell me this is seventh grade. They
didn't tell me this in APUs history, And I thought
I was a fucking I thought I knew fucking everything.
And I think that they're having that similar moment because
I think for us, we saw nine to eleven in
real time. We saw the Islamophobia in real time. We
saw the manufacturing of consent real time. We saw the

(37:01):
destruction of the Middle East in real time. And so
for some for older people who had their eye on it,
they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, this is this is how
American hegemony works. And I think for a lot of
younger people, this is something that they're reading and it's
just kind of complete. Like you said, it's fucking with
their whole worldview that they probably had when everyone was
like raw rah, they hate our freedom fries. They want,

(37:23):
you know, support the troops. Oh you don't support the troops.
So you're pro terror. You know, they were saying, like
there was all kinds of shit like that back then
if you didn't support the fucking troops. So yeah, I
it's but you do see so many takes now who
are like, you see what happening with TikTok. It's fucking
radicalizing these kids and TikTok on Monday, they put out
a press release. They're like, just so you know, demographically,

(37:44):
younger people have been support having more sympathy towards Palestine.
It's been increasing since like we've measured it with like
like in like with gallop poles and polling since like millennials.
And they're like, it's not like and they're like, they're
like and if people are like, well, how come this
hashtag has been viewed so many more times? How come
hashtag free Palestine has been viewed so many more times?

(38:05):
They're prioritizing it. They're like, that hashtag has existed for years,
where hashtags stand with Israel is not even two months old.
So they're like why, Like, and I get too, there's
algorithms that are floating it, and they said, our algorithms
are just meant to do with a thing positive reinforcement.
If you're engaging with a certain thing, we're gonna keep
giving you more of a certain thing. So it's just

(38:26):
a lot going on. And I've seen so many conservative
and like establishment democrats sort of like take this thing
and have a really bad faith interpretation of what's happening
and being like all these kids are al Qaeda.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Now, right, And you know the other thing is too
with a lot of these younger people, is this is
their first in terms of this literal letter. This is
our first taste of like watching the actions of the
establishment come down swiftly because the Guardian taking it down
was proof right that they didn't want them, the establishment,

(38:59):
the media doesn't want them reading this, which again goes
back to both of your points where it's like it's
not like these people are like, oh my god, I
want to suck a Sama's deck now. And I haven't
seen people be like I'm suddenly anti Jewish. It's more
just like, oh shit, world history is a thing I
should probably know a little more about. And that's what

(39:20):
I'm hoping is the broader interpretation because I've definitely been
in conversations with because just because I'm Salvadorian I've had people,
and it's usually older white men that are like, oh,
do you know El Sabiter's history, And I'm just like, yeah, I, motherfucker,
I do. Like there's that's the reason I'm here, and
I very much know about it, and I'm pretty well
versed in it. But it just it's so common for

(39:41):
quote unquote younger people to be looked at as like
they don't we don't know anything about the world, and
that's been mostly true, right, but this is proving that
actually these young people will give a fuck and want
to talk about it, and they don't want to just
adopt the beliefs of their parents. And also they don't
want to adopt the lifestyle of just letting shit be
as it is, you know, yeah, right, that's what's interesting

(40:03):
to me.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
But maybe read the people's history of the United States
instead of something I mean, you can.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
That's not you share opening.

Speaker 4 (40:14):
This is the opening. This is the introduction. We all
just like with comedy, right, you fucking you like fucking
bang Cook when you're a teenager, like I did. I
love Ding Cook when I was a teenager, and then
you you're like this material fucking blows ass, and then
you fucking find Patrise O'Neill or whoever the fuck. And
you know, nowadays it's you know, Matt Rife not the
best comedian, but he is an open opening for Ralph Barbosa,

(40:38):
is an opening for these young people to watch something
that has been established. That's that's even greater than not
to even shit on either of those dudes at all.
They're just young. They're literally what both twenty seven years old,
Like their comedy is great for a twenty seven year old,
you know. And I think the comedy I got when
I was younger was way more terrible because it was

(40:59):
really just like the most narrow minded yeah, and we
were like, yeah, that's fine. I mean, I remember loving
Sarah Silvera when I was a teenager, and it's like
this mischid blackface, and I was like, yeah, yeah, you know,
like you know what I mean, Like you just you
you consume what's in front of you, but if you
have access to more, then you should fucking be consuming

(41:19):
this ship that is more interesting to you. And I
think that's what this is. Where it's like Osama bin
Laden is the Dane Cook of the world history information,
and you know, you got to get to the Bill
Bird books and theres Neil books and whatever the George
Carlin's the better shit.

Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, we'll see yeah hopefully suddenly like yeah in two
weeks time. Like people are like, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa,
they went too far with the bin laden letter. But
I think, like to your point, Jack, I'm hoping because
to me, it's just it. It looks like I remember
when I was so curious about the world, I tried
to look for anything that was giving me some kind
of answer other than the one I was getting in school. Yeah,

(41:59):
what I mean. And then then from there you have
to begin parsing through that information and understanding, Okay, well,
what's this person's perspective there, and what is is there?
Is there something that seems more objective whatever? But yeah,
like the whole thing where like the because I think
this is also being used too to paint people who
are supporting the Palestinian people to be like hateful, anti Semitic,

(42:20):
shay want that like, and that's what I always see,
Like I see so many people now like look what's
happening to the left. Look what's happening to the left.
Look what Like it's just it feels very calculated or
just misinformed or whatever. But I see how this kind
of bad faith perspective on this feeds into ultimately how
they want to kind of cast dispersions on people who

(42:41):
are calling for peace. Right, Yeah, all right, let's take
a quick break and we'll be right back. And we're
bad for me to do it.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
You were kind of I don't know, sometimes.

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You like to do it.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
I was like, I was like, what's taking so long?
I was like, Oh, he wants me to do it?

Speaker 1 (43:09):
Then we're black guys.

Speaker 4 (43:13):
Jack O'Brien, I'm a piece of ship miles.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Back to you. Why did you sound like a Dutch DJ?

Speaker 4 (43:23):
How I see Jack?

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Okay, you're right, I'm Jack O'Brien coming here.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Bryan music and politics, and my children are the best
number one kids.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Shout out the families. What is that from David Ghetto? Dude?
After fucking the George Floyd ship, he was on a rooftop,
remember he was doing a drop on that Martin Luther
King speech, and it's like, shout out to other families
and we're like bro families, the David Ghetto of podcasting.

(43:58):
Yeah you are. That's a check though.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
All right, Uh, let's talk about some more religious persecution
that we're seeing. And I am, of course talking about
the War on Christmas. Come on, guys, it's don't don't
pretend like it's not. Usually usually we're hearing quite a

(44:21):
bit about.

Speaker 1 (44:21):
The War on Christmas by now. But Fox News still
they're they're struggling to get it off the ground this year. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
Jesse Waters did a whole segment about.

Speaker 4 (44:33):
I love when Jack is funny. That's my favorite because it.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Folds you in half, you literally your whole postures.

Speaker 4 (44:43):
I've never seen it coming. I love to listen. I
can hear it.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
There it is.

Speaker 4 (44:49):
Let me get back.

Speaker 2 (44:50):
So he talked about, first of all, his opener was
pretty good, he said, talk about someone being funny.

Speaker 1 (44:57):
He said that the War on Christmas.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Comes earlier and earlier every year, probably because of climate change,
which doesn't even really to me.

Speaker 4 (45:06):
Bro Come on, use your brain, use your third high.

Speaker 1 (45:09):
Yeah it does. It makes sense in like a more
of a you know, poetic license.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
What.

Speaker 2 (45:15):
He then talked about how two local news stories are
proof that they're coming for Christmas. There's a Georgia company
that had swapped Christmas Eve for Juneteenth, which is two
months old, and it merely involves with Georgia Healthcare company
making Juneteenth the paid holiday instead of Christmas Eve, and
she was.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Cool, Yeah, which one y'all want? Yeah, you get in one.
It's like, all right, we'll do juneteen, all right, bless y'all.

Speaker 2 (45:41):
It's definitely not the fault of the company who's not
willing to give their employees an extra day off and
instead are specifically politicizing the issue on purpose. It must
be that liberalism is out of control, because as we know,
you know, progressive hate workers getting time off, right. And
then there is a story of a woke, Wisconsin city

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council which is banning employees from putting up Christmas decorations
during the holidays, suggesting they use more neutral and inclusive decorations, suggesting, suggesting,
and then a few days later they were like, we
specifically said this was merely a suggestion, not a policy. No,
one's actually barred from putting up Christmas decorations. And you know,

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of course, no, no correction, no, no anything. It's just
they're coming, they're banning Christmas trees.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
It's so it's just it doesn't I remember, like even
a year ago, it kind of hit different like now
I feel like, are they just completely gassed, Like they're
just like, I don't know, man, fucking one Christmas again.

Speaker 4 (46:44):
They're listening a little bit, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:47):
Like yeah, like the old material is not working anymore,
but you're still doing it. Huh.

Speaker 4 (46:51):
I just don't understand why people aren't down to celebrate
all the holidays, Like, bitch, you have more gifts, more
different snacks at work, Like what's surprise bluff?

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Right right? I think it's like the same way they
were getting upset about, like the fucking what is it
the new target ship that they were selling, like the
new ornaments or whatever.

Speaker 4 (47:10):
Yeah, yeah, well they got gay ornaments now, and get
these gay ass ornaments hat.

Speaker 1 (47:15):
We're wearing a rainbow hat.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Oh god, I mean so stupid.

Speaker 1 (47:20):
They're trying to make the ballet.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
He thought he was straight out of here.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
Yeah, my man is graceful with his nuts all out.
Did you match? Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
Robbie Williams in that special had this funny ass line
he goes, which is the ballet? You know, when you
go to the ballet, the men's tights are so tight
that you can tell what religion they are.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Watch Robin Williams old ship.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
Oh my god, there's also a black Santa in a wheelchair,
and people were pissed off because what one comment or said,
how on earth is he supposed to go down the chimney?
So oh, I'm right, because how is a small plastic
facsimile of a fictional deity going to bring you a
free Nintendo switch if it's in a wheelchair?

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Yeah? How how it's I mean, it makes sense. You know.
This is always what happens with inclusivity is basically they
don't like when the spotlight widens to shed light on
more people. They're like, it used to just be on us.
It used to just be all on us. It was
only white cis Head Christian people that was a spotlight,
and then it got a little bit wider. We had

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to include immigrants and black people, and then then there
was gay people, and then it gets wider and wider,
and then we're just gonna get lost in the sea
of people and the spotlight won't be honest, and it's like,
come the fuck on, really, just like it's really harming
you to see all this shit. But I'm I don't,
I can't expect to, you know, reason with that kind
of ignorance, but so transparent.

Speaker 4 (48:51):
I will also say I am concerned for the child
that sees sand in a wheelchair and he's like, who
broke Santa's legs?

Speaker 1 (48:56):
And why? Yeah, and then they're like, man, at least
people some money. You know, the police makes.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
People some milks. Yeah, we ate the wrong cookies. Okay, Yeah,
wash your hands every time you eat, like they're gonna
turn into you know, parents are gonna turn into a lesson.

Speaker 1 (49:11):
Right easily easily? Oh you know, because he was rubbing
his eyes too much. Yeah, exactly, it turns into rubs. Yeah. Good.

Speaker 4 (49:21):
And yet there's always something weird about that ship.

Speaker 1 (49:23):
So yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:25):
In terms of Google searches, the phrase war on Christmas
has been down pretty consistently since basically the Obama administration.
So the peak year was in two thousand and five
for unclear reasons, maybe just I don't know, they were
looking for anything under the radar that they could use
to fuel their religious war, you know, but not make

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it clear that it was a religious war. So two
thousand and five, and then during the Obama administration, the
recent high point was twenty thirteen, so that was when
it was working. But it does feel like it's most
lead driven by Fox News, Like.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
You need Fox News with a person of color in
the White House, and you've got fucking gold.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
Yes, that's the good recipe.

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Because yeah, even I remember when, like when Trump was
in office, it was just kind of like, yeah, yeah,
here we go, and he would even say the thing.
But it's now it's not even like an event anymore,
you know, it's just become commonplace. It's like, yep, and
that's what happens every December November they declare war on
the Nutcracker and Santa.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yeah, he was a big war on Christmas person, like
early on, I think, even before he was president. But
then I wonder if it has to do with the
fact that his wife is on wax being like, who
gives a shit about Christmas?

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Fuck Christmas? Yeah, yeah, you want to see the inside
of this house for the holidays. It looks like a
blood nightmare. Now enjoy Merry Christmas, you piece of shit.

Speaker 4 (50:55):
I guess I just find it funny that people get
mad if you because I've done it. Roo I'm like,
happy Holidays? Is it goes Merry Christmas? And I'm like, yeah,
merry Christmas. I also celebrate Christmas. I'm just saying happy
holidays because New Year's Thanksgiving. It's just holidays. It's not
necessarily anti Christmas. But I do always find it funny
when people want to make it a point to say
Merry Christmas after you say happy Holidays, because I'm all

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just like, yeah, merry Christmas, bitch, like I don't Yeah,
that's fine, I don't care. I don't actually I don't
care like you.

Speaker 1 (51:21):
Black Lives Matter?

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah, oh okay, okay, I happy all lives Matt yeah gets.

Speaker 1 (51:29):
Like oh fuck off man, but yeah happy. It's like
so unoffensive. But again, it's it's meant to they need
to rhetorically have that sort of superiority. It's like rhetorical
holiday superiority. Yeah, it's yeah, buy them gifts, so buy
them gifts. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:48):
So in October twenty twelve, Fox mentioned war on Christmas
more than fifty times.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
This year.

Speaker 2 (51:55):
They didn't mention it at all.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Until now, basically, yeah, yeah, so that's wild in October.
In October they were going for it. Wow, they got it.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
They got to get a Maria carry person up in
there and be like not yes Christmas, not yes, it's time.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Yeah, yeah, I wonder if that's if just the fact
that Muri Carrey has formalized the beginning of the Christmas
season has changed it, or if it's just because they've
succeeded in making Christians feel like they're the victims of discrimination,
and so which could it be?

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Yeah, I think it's Maria, But yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
It's Uh, it seems like a bullshit story. But the
underlying goal of it to make Christian people feel like
they're persecuted a persecuted minority.

Speaker 1 (52:49):
Has six Yeah, very successful campaign, to the point that
they don't even have to spew the propaganda anymore. It's
just taken as truth. So yeah, well done, Fox News,
well done.

Speaker 2 (53:00):
In October, you go asked Americans how much discrimination different
groups face in the United States, and Republicans were more
likely to say Christians faced at least a fair amount
of discrimination than they were to say the same.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Of Jewish people or black people.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
They were more likely to say white people face discrimination
than to say black people did.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
So is that on your list for Santa to be?
To live that reality? Fucking losers?

Speaker 4 (53:26):
Dear Santa.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
For Christmas this year, I would like to try discrimination.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
I would like to try to.

Speaker 1 (53:35):
I want to know what systemic oppression really feels like.
What kind of holiday movie is that? Oh man, that's
just what i'd watch.

Speaker 4 (53:41):
A killer, that's for sure. That's a banger right.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
There, for real, I'm not ai write that one. Shit.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Well, Marcella as always such a pleasure having you on.

Speaker 1 (53:52):
The daily life.

Speaker 4 (53:52):
Jack, don't lie. Don't fucking lie to these people. We
know what you think about me every time.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, he's in tears every time you sign office like
that was the best episode we ever had.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I'm good at crying quietly, so you I can't hear
that I'm crying, but the tears are streaming.

Speaker 4 (54:09):
Yeah, yeah, you got them. You had them small children
to think about. That's why you're good at crying quietly.
You gotta hide it from them kids.

Speaker 1 (54:16):
That's right. Where can people find you? Follow you all
that good stuff? Guys.

Speaker 4 (54:22):
I will be headlining in Vegas and Dayton, Kentucky the
week of November twenty eighth, Please get tickets, and then
I will be with Nico Santo's in Chicago and Milwaukee.
He's headlining, I'm opening, so please check out those.

Speaker 1 (54:34):
And you will be a good opener. Right. We'll seek and.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Actually my how I do opening is how he determines
how well he's gonna do because if people aren't ready
for my spicy takes, he's like, ooh, bitch, they're not
gonna fucking like his gay shit. And but you can
find me at Marcella Comedy. Across all social media. I
have a new album called Mercury and Reggaeton. My HBO
special is always streaming on Max and my first album

(54:59):
Loke Bull is available. Also, I was on had that
two B show. I always forget to mention that that's
still available on two BE called the Cash spelled the Cachet,
but for some reason we said the Cash and I
don't know.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (55:12):
I also realized still stream on HBO Max's comedy Knockout.
If you go on YouTube, you can buy the episodes
I was on at Midnight Bach. There's so much of
me you guys can consume if you like me, because
I haven't been being funny online really at least sometimes
I am, but you know this warshit really got my
brain fucked up. Yeah, uh so can consume all my
funny shit that I worked very hard on the past
whatever seventeen years because I and see me live, I

(55:35):
swear to god, I'll be funny live. But online it's
a lot of retweets, yeah, world news retweets, Yeah yeah yeah,
Jack working people for Miles. Who wants to go first,
it gets usually Myles. Huh, Jack controls the whole thing.

Speaker 1 (55:50):
Actually, no, no, you gotta tell us a fucking tweet
or work at social media or any kind of media
that you fucking Oh oh my god.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
I okay, you guys know LeVar Burton, American treasure, American
literary treasure. LeVar Burton. So I think two days ago
he uh was hosting the National Book Award ceremony because
of that stupid bitch Drew Barrymore fucking that shit up.
But we got LeVar Burton as a replacement.

Speaker 1 (56:15):
Oh she oh, she was supposed to host it.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
She's supposed to host it, and then she went against
her writers and people, and then everyone was like, uh,
how's she gonna award? I mean, how was she gonna
host a National Book Award ceremony? That's like the most
disrespectful shit. These are all writers. So they got they
fucking dumped that bitch and they got LeVar Burton. And
when he came out, he said before we get going,
are there any moms for liberty in the house? No good,

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then hands will not need to be thrown tonight, which
is incredible. But what's even more funny is somebody I
retweeted this person they are what's their name at Heather
Joe Chen's Joe Chins, and they did they rewrote the
lyrics to the reading Rainbow, and then other people, somebody,
somebody that follows me responded to them shout out to

(57:03):
anxious millennial cowboy, and it has basically turned into I'm
gonna do the song because I think this is a
more respectful way to honor this these series of tweets.
Butterfly in the sky, I'd like to see a bitch
try just take a look at my left hook. They're
seeing rainbow. I can whoop anything, So shout out to

(57:30):
all those people. I'm so glad I retweeted that because
I think I'm gonna even put that on my TikTok
because that shit cracked me up so much. I've been
going every time it keeps getting retweeted, and I'm just like, yeah,
you know, sometimes that sh get annoying after a while,
but this shit, I'm like, I'm loving all the replies.
They're so fucking funny.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Beautifully executed, well song. Sorry my internet is cutting in
and out my work.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
Can people find you?

Speaker 1 (57:56):
Thank you for a second, Jack, I got worried because
you you look deep in thought for a long time,
and I was like, oh that's yeah. Yeah, because I
was like and I was watching, I was like, is
his his shoulders moving? Like? Is he breathing? Is he blinking?
And I'm like, oh no, he should just crashed anyway. Uh,
find me at all the app places at Miles of Gray,
find Jackie and I in our basketball podcast, Miles and Jack.

(58:19):
Blake Wexler was the guest this week, So yeah, wild one,
and then check me and Sophia Alexandra out on for
twenty Day Fiance. If you like ninety day Fiance, Let's
see anything I like.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Not.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
I've never really been on the Twitter, but I will
say that I'm still watching Blue Eye Samurai. I'm gonna
just keep saying that it's just wild animation. Where is
it on Netflix? Okay, I'm gonna tell you about It's
about a biracial Japanese samurai.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Cool.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Oh whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't know that it was literal.
It was like I'd be like a band name, but yeah,
it's a doupe dope dope anime.

Speaker 4 (59:04):
Sure, yeah, Where can people find you?

Speaker 1 (59:06):
Got Marcella, thank you so much for asking.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore, O'Brien
tweet I've been enjoying from Charlene de Guzman tweeted, if
you accidentally get your sweater sleeves wet, you should be
allowed to go home.

Speaker 1 (59:21):
I think that's so what wet sweater sleeves The fucking
I hate it the worst thing.

Speaker 4 (59:27):
When it's just a little bit too you're just like,
suck the whole thing, just stick.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
My hands worst.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O Brian.
You can find us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're
at the Daily Zeitgeist on Instagram. We have Facebook fan
page on our website Daily zeikeist dot com, where post
our episodes and our footnote. We'll link off to the
information that we talked about in today is episode, as
well as a song that we think you might enjoy. Miles,

(59:57):
what song do we think people might enjoy?

Speaker 1 (59:59):
Just enjoy the autumn colors In the few places you
can find them in La and I just thought of
this track by nujah Bess, who's you know, one of
the great beat makers of all time. You know, he's
up there with the Jay Dilla, you know, jazzy hip hop,
head nod beats and this, and you know, yeah, he's
also he passed away many years ago, but his music
is infinite. This track is called Color of Autumn. Buy

(01:00:22):
Nuja Best and you ja b e s check it out,
check it out.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
We will link off to that in the footnote. The
dailely Zeike is a production of by Heart Radio. For
more podcasts from my Heart Radio, visit the iHeart Radio
app Apple podcast wherever you listen to your favorite shows.
That is going to do it for us this week.
We are back on Monday with a whole new episode
telling you what was trending over the weekend, with an
episode on Tuesday talking to an expert and over the

(01:00:48):
weekend just giving you a breakdown of everything he missed.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
If you didn't catch every episode this week, that's gonna
do it for us.

Speaker 2 (01:00:56):
Have a great weekend everyone, By Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
The two Children are two children