Mueller Can’t Save Us From Schultz, ‘Ariana’ Means ‘Idiot’ In Japanese 2.1.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season sixty seven, episode
five of Them Night Guys, the season finale. Uh. This
is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
America's share consciousness. It's Friday, February first, two thousand nine. Team.
My name is Jack O'Brien a ka Booby r and Man.
That's courtesy of Joe Bocanegra and I'm thrilled to be

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joined as always by my co host and a lawnmower
that's just slowly starting up. Mr Miles Gray, I love drugs, Baby,
Miles off Gray, Miles Off Gray, Normal, Hello Drugs. And

(00:44):
that's just all I'll leave it to. I really was
focusing on my vocal fro at the baby beginning and
then is from Hannah Sultis. I took some liberties with that,
but you know, hadaway, had away with music and lyrics. Yes,
what is love? Well, we will always just go like, oh,
it's the Stephen Doug r Well they have names Steve

(01:06):
and Douglas. Yes, that's what people are always saying, Oh
that's the Stephen Doug bust Stephen. Remember Michael Clark Duncans
from S and Del Yeah, and he goes no, yes, man,
see I had nothing going on in the late nineties
or the two thousands. I for a long time wrote

(01:26):
for that as an underrated movie United Rock you still
do kind of Uh well, we heard thrilled to be
joined Different third Deep by the hilarious and talented performer
and artists on a Selena Hi, Hi, how art thou?
I'm good? Yes, yeah, I wasn't convincing. Okay, it's raining.

(01:49):
I keep three umbrellas in my car. Oh because I
just that's a weird flex but okay, umbrellas dreamillas right now,
Like a year ago, it rained, and in a course
of like two days, I ended up with three umbrellas
because I kept forgetting them and losing them. I bought
one for my boss, and now I have three umbrellas,
and today's the one day I get to use them.

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So I have like a weird calm come over me
when when it's raining outside and I take one of
my umbrellas and you almost look at your umbrellas, like
which one today? Yeah, Well there's the little one and
then there's two big ones. So I always want to
have a guest and it's raining golf umbrella basically yeah,
uh yeah. So so that felt good. I don't have Rainbow.

(02:32):
I know this is a podcast we talk about important
things and pop culture in the news, but I have
another forty minutes of umbrella. I don't have Yeah, but
I'm doing good. Guys, if you kept talking, I was
about to play Rihanna Umbrella just because Well, we're gonna

(02:55):
get to know you a little bit better. But first
we're gonna tell our listeners. Uh. First of all, go
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us find new listeners. And second of all, we're going
to tell our listeners what we're talking about today. We're
talking about the Super Bowl, a couple of things that

(03:17):
are happening this coming weekend. Uh. First of all, it's
the first Super Bowl with male cheerleaders. Uh. Second of all,
USA Today released the most USA Today article ever. Uh.
So we're gonna talk about that, reviewing past halftime Super
Bowl just so vanilla, so vanilla, it was amazing. We're

(03:38):
gonna talk about the Mueller probe being almost over allegedly.
We're gonna talk about Howard Schultz. We're gonna talk about
Facebook all the hits guys, and then we're gonna have
some pop culture conversations in the third act. Uh just
could be yes, So stick around. First, what a podcast

(04:00):
isn't Yes, it's a kind of pop culture conversation. Yeah. Well,
Kingdom Hearts three is out, so we're gonna talk about
Oh yeah, you're a big fan. I'm not. I'm not.
We're talking about it any video game. But I've just
seen people kind of being disappointed on social media. So
we're gonna talk about our biggest pop culture disappointments. But first,

(04:21):
and we like to ask our guests, what is something
from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Okay,
the last thing I searched was how to cook a
steak and how to cook a salmon? Just a salmon,
entire salmon. Yeah. I guess the most revealing thing about
that is that I'm dating someone who's been on this

(04:43):
podcast a few times. Edgar. Never heard of him? Uh Edward? Yeah?
I think he goes by Edoardo. Yes, yes, yes, they
call him MP for sure. Oh wait, Mr Orangle Yes,
entertaining stupid catchphrase, go boy go, it's not look what happened?

(05:07):
You're feeding your monster. I feel like I need one,
and it should be showing go troying God better than
we'll figure something out for you know. I think that's
I'm like a knockoff version of Eduardo mops Uh. We
are dating and yesterday he was like. I was like,
do you want some staminary? He said, no, I want steak,

(05:28):
and I'm a vegetarian or posthetarian. And I did it.
I went and bought him mistake, which I growned the
whole way because they're expensive. I didn't know how to
cook it. Didn't pay for it. No, you should have
been like, if you want a mistake, then go buy one. Well,
I was like, will you go pick up my birth

(05:49):
control from the pharmacy control it's free. I'm on that.
Oh yeah yeah. But he went and it was closed,
So I say that sometimes I'm like, oh yeah, when
I went to the library's close, that's exactly. And it
was like he was like, yeah, closed at ten. I
was like, we left it, like nine. What were you doing?

(06:09):
He was like, I didn't realize I was in a rush,
which meets he was sitting in the parking lot on
Twitter just going through rafts, which what can I do
right now? I didn't realize there was a hurry. Yeah,
I made a mistake, and I didn't do it good.
I googled the rest. Here's the thing about googling a recipe.
You can't just like glance at a few and be like,

(06:30):
I have an idea of how there a few things things.
Did you let the meat rested, let that get to
room temperature before you put in the pan screaming hot? Okay? No?
The rest thing. I think I might have done an
accident because I took it out and then I didn't
get to it for a while. I salted and peppered
it um, but it didn't look the right color. I

(06:53):
think it was too raw. It didn't get a seer.
You know, if anything, you just you're just teaching Edward only.
He only is Edward Edgar. Look, if you want a steak,
don't ask a pascutarian to cook it for you. If
you wanta finesse the fish, that's what you do. I
felt so disrespected. I was like, I'm offering to make

(07:14):
you dinner and part of it is salmon, which is fancy, fantastic,
and you're saying, don't give me the salmon, give me
a steak, Give me something that will kill me the
most healthy food that. I was so offended. What is
something you think is overrated? Oh? Yeah, I have a
few things here. You guys know Mama Mia Too. Huh,

(07:36):
Mama Mia as well as you. Yeah, well, yes, I
think that the movie Mama Mia Too is underrated. And
here's why a lot of people say it's a bad movie,
and in many ways it is the right. Look. They
don't have much of a story struck together, but they

(07:59):
do and here was the great challenge with Mama Mia Too.
They used up all the good songs and Mama Mia One,
take a Chance on Me, Fernando Mia Dancing Queen, and
the story was already written. You know, it was a
Broadway play when they get to the movie, so pretty

(08:20):
easy to pull off Mamea when it holds up Ama Too.
They had nothing, They had no story, and they had
to take the worst of the abba songs, like can
you even name a song besides the ones I named?
Or Yeah, when I kissed my Teacher, it's like one
of them on them too? Apparently that's a so it

(08:40):
seems like a tough one to weave into a storyline too.
It was a weird choice, but they did it, and
I think that that is a challenge that deserves respect.
So you're you're you're more enamored with it because you're like, well,
look at the ship pile. They were left right exact
and they still were profit focused enough to make it

(09:02):
happy exactly. You know, it works on some level. And
I recently really did a deep dive on musicals at
the age of twenty eight. I was like, I missed
out on being into musicals and Mommy is great. Okay, well,
Mama Mia too. Well. We talked about it how they're like,

(09:23):
we're trying to figure out there, like time traveling. The
timeline doesn't make sense. So it is like Lost, a
movie where the island is actually purgatory. After maybe I'll
watch that just on its own because the timeline, none
of the timing makes sense, like the age of the
characters and things like and like when they met like
when the mom met them in right exactly. So the

(09:44):
theory I think was that Meryl Streep has gone on
to heaven maybe, but the rest of them remain in
this purgatory trying to figure out something. That's a phenomenal theory.
I will watch it with new eyes. I will do that.
It just made me love Mama Mia too even and
she's dead. That's not a spoiler, but like that's a

(10:06):
real ship. Yeah, I mean talking about a level of difficulty.
You have to come up with more abba songs, and
you have to make a movie that stands up next
to one starring Meryl Streep without yeah, starring Lily James.
Who is the worst part of that movie. I'm sorry.
Oh my god, So you just gave us your underrated

(10:26):
What is something you think is overrated? Oh? Uh, well,
I'm going to say two things and we can follow
whichever is more interesting broad City this new season. I'm sorry.
And Kamala Harris. Oh, I think Kamala Harris might be
the one that our listeners are interested in hearing you
talk about. Yeah, look, I really want to like Kamala Harris.

(10:48):
And when those hearings were going on for Kavanaugh stuff,
she was so cool and and asking so many hard
hitting questions. And now now that she has announced, it's
like we have to look at her in full light.
And I think that her positions and like her history

(11:10):
as working in criminal justice is just so bad. And
with every like clip that comes out with her talking
about um or basically defending her policies. She's so anti
criminal justice reform and like doesn't get that that is important,

(11:31):
because when I asked about it, she just defends the
fact that we need prisons and that serial killers exist
and should go to prison. And it's like, how do
you not see she has a very hardlined attitude about
prison in that like, crimes need very harsh punishments to
deter people from offending. And you know, I think it's

(11:52):
fair to bring her her past as d A and
Attorney General of California like into it, because you know,
you have to look at their path policy positions when
you consider them for as a presidential nominee. I think
some things have been a little bit blown out about her,
but there are many other things too that I think
are fair criticisms. But you know, I think when you

(12:13):
look at the holistically at any candidate, there's a and
I agree, and look, I will support whoever the Democrats pick.
But I think part of why I think she's overrated
is because there's so much like glowing praise of her
even among my friends, and she's the front runner. I

(12:34):
think she's going to stay the front runner, and she
like from the surface, looks like the kind of candidate
we want. She's a woman, she's a woman of color.
She is radical on a lot and I wouldn't say radical,
but she's pretty far left on a lot of issues.
But I see her backtracking. I see her as the
kind of candidate who will backtrack to the center. Now
what I want radical leftist candidate has taken Wall Street money,

(12:59):
so she could compromised there. Yeah, I'm not saying anyone
else is great, Like, yeah, well, I think you know,
this is kind of the deal. Now, as people become
more politically aware and things like that, people are actually
you know, beginning, you know, looking back and all relevant positions.
But you know, there have also been people who really

(13:19):
try and hammer her, like to try and sort of
just be like, well, she shouldn't even be running because
of this. I don't totally agree with that take, but
I think it's important too. I mean, she has tried
to sort of address some of the things, like in
that town hall she she did talk about it, but
it wasn't in the most satisfying way. I want her
to come out and say the way I spoke about
this is I was wrong. I want her to say,

(13:42):
I commit to uh pushing for criminal justice reform, and
I acknowledge that there are nuances in the system that
makes the system. I mean, she'll never do this, but
the system is broken and we need that acknowledgement in
the mainstream Democratic party, right, I mean she is you
look at Vegas betting odds, she is the favorite by

(14:03):
a pretty good margin. Yeah, and that could change and
things like that. Always look at Jeb poor Jeb exclamation point. Um.
I think we live in a media environment where we
could have a new front runner, like in minutes someone
has like a great SoundBite right right. The thing that
kind of put her on the stage in the first
places that she's really good at cross examining witnesses, which

(14:27):
is also like where she came from, what her background is.
So I do feel like she, you know, the thing
that put her on the map in the first place
was like her main strength. And so as the campaign
goes on, we'll see bigger picture of her and you know,
she'll have to earn that front runner status for sure.
I want to like her, I want yeah. I mean,

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I mean she's done. She's done a lot on the
progressive end too, and I think a lot of people
focus on, you know, where she wasn't totally up for
holding some police accountable for their actions and things like that.
I mean, she she did try and introduce more like
rehabilitation vers incarceration programs of like, you know, if you're
a first time drug offender, like get them a high
school degree and like give them some kind of tools

(15:11):
rather than just blankets. Has been like, Okay, that's that's
a jailable offense. Okay, But I think at the same time, yeah,
there are other things that are that are fair. And again,
I think going forward, you gotta we'll just see how
she speaks about her her future and her past and
see what she hasn't in store, but we will see.
Listen to Serial season three. Have you guys heard that
Serial seasons? We don't haven't. Okay, Look, and maybe it's

(15:33):
bad to plug another podcast on this one, but I
and I'm sorry, I'm sorry to this bubble, but there
is one and it's Screw the rest of Cereal. Cereal
Season three looks at the East Cleveland Courthouse and it's
it's like the story of a courthouse told over ten
episodes or whatever. And I think seeing how broken from

(15:56):
top to bottom that Justice micro costume is in East Cleveland.
It's like, do we really want someone who came up
in that? Yeah? I think again, it'll be that's where
the debates and things will shed a lot more light. Yeah.
Absolutely so. I just think it's interesting that it takes
serial ten episodes to tell a story, whereas we cover

(16:17):
ten stories in a you know, my biggest critique of
it was needs more uh daily Yeah and n Yeah,
well look sarkanic. She she does what she can with
a little bit exactly. What is a myth? What's something
people think is true? You know, to be false? I

(16:37):
think people have this weird feeling that they could get
on S n L and on S and LA Savings
and Loan Savings and Loan the Saturday and Living. But
I think people have a lot of friends who have
been talking lately about like I'm gonna be and yeah,

(17:01):
like I think I'm gonna be on S and L.
It's like, no, you don't even work in entertainment. Yeah,
your friend's rule very positive. My old roommate was like, well,
it's always been my dream to be on S and L.
And she literally is a graphic designer. Dam and You're
like yeah, were you performing right now? Yeah, Like, that's

(17:22):
not how that works. I mean, my mom thinks I
do a really good impression on my grandma right right,
it's gonna happen. By the way, the S and L
thing for people who don't know, Don Jr. Tweeted that
something was like an S and L skit rather than
S the letter N and then the letter R, which
is just mind blowing. As you pointed out before we recorded,

(17:46):
his dad was on that show That's Crazy Saturday, and yes,
that's what he thinks that Saturday and Live Saturday and
Live That's whatever. However you want to cut it up,
But how do you go through life never having just
flipped through that channel? Back to your myth though? Do
you have other people too who are this far removed

(18:08):
from comedy who are like, yeah, you know, I'm gonna
be on SNL too, I have I feel bad out
and people, well, let's not use any descriptors you have.
You know, a person, a guy like shitty Steaks Edgar,
you're never getting on. I would never say that to him.

(18:28):
I think he's someone who could be Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
But I was in an elevator with someone who I
had worked on something with and they were like, you know,
I really it would be so cool to work on
S and L. You did say work on SNL, which
could mean a gas for it as like a gaffer.
But you know he works in advertising, and it's like,

(18:51):
stop stop putting SNL. You just blew this person's spot up.
We know it's a man who works in advertising, damn it,
who I like recently worked on a project with which
really whittles it down. It's fine, but yeah, look I
think we hold sn on this weird pedestal and look
the facts the comedy pretty hit or miss, and I

(19:12):
hold the dream too. I think anybody who has ever
worked in comedy or likes comedy has had thoughts about
participating in Saturday Night Life one way or another. But
I think it's just this weird, like almost cancer, especially
in the comedy community, where people are like SNL is
the top of the top of the heat. But you

(19:32):
get there and it's like, no, sketch comedy doesn't just
exist in that old, outdated live format and no, like
who's really watching. I think a lot of people they
see the trajectory of people that it's like this thing right,
just like how u c B is for comedians, even
in l A where it's like you get on UCB,
you get on a you get on a herald team,

(19:54):
the agents will find you, you get representation, you end
up on an NBC single camera comedy the show, and
then you were a star. And now the other track
is you get to Saturday Night Live. Therefore you become
the next Amy Poehler, Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, and then
you move up out of that strata into the next thing,
which is very possible. You know, some people are just
so talented that they can't be held down, and you

(20:18):
know there are other ways to succeed. There are not
that exactly. And I heard this great interview with Chill
John mill Heiser. He was on that season when they
took a lot of people like Noel Wells and it
was like eight people on WAX. A lot of people
had left, and he talks about how we spent all
this time really dreaming of being on SNL, being a

(20:40):
career sketch actor and focusing so specifically towards that one goal,
and then he got there had been kind of a
star going into the process. Lauren loved him, and then
I didn't get used at all and kind of got
like blocked out where they had made up their mind
that they weren't gonna or or they even think of

(21:02):
you as only being able to do one specific thing,
and sometimes they don't let you as a performer play
to your strengths. Like I have a few friends who
have been on the cast or on it, and there
are times people or people get frustrated where like I
feel like I do so much other stuff. But I mean,
I think part of the reason people think it's easy
to get on or that they could be on is

(21:23):
because they have all these hurdles that are built into
the system. This is just the best they can do
in a week, like writing new sketches and like throwing
something together live and yeah, it's a very specific thing,
and it's very specific skill set that you know, not
everybody is great at or there are a lot of

(21:45):
like institutional things that will lead to success or prevent
success that have nothing to do with talent. And I
mean when you look at the people who haven't like
had a ton of success, like Jenny Slate and Noel
Wells on sn Ellen and then completely super super talented
and go on to prove it cursed, right and they kicked. Yeah,

(22:13):
both of whom are filmmakers and talents beyond it. Look,
her majesty did little producing for one of the Wild
Wals films, You My, My, My partner. That would be
amazing if Miles referred to himself as her majesty rights.
I went through that whole roller coaster to being like that,

(22:34):
that's right, her majesty is in the building. Okay, all right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.
And we're back, And uh so is the Super Bowl

(22:55):
the big game? Are allowed to say? Has anybody ever
actually been sued for saying super I'm sure people have
been hit with the cease and desist, probably like like
what local car dealership or something you can't know. NFL
says you're not supposed to say that the words super Bowl.
They have it like trademark. If you're like not affiliated
or like as a sponsor, you can't say, like, we
have deals for Super Bowl Sunday. You have to be

(23:17):
like we have deals for the Big Game. Right, Oh
my god, that's crazy, because what if you have like
a bowl that works really well, yeah, super yes, it'll
get you super high. Super Bowl super Bowl, Okay, but
it is still stupid. You know. There's like some weed
meme page just like just the only super Bowl I

(23:38):
funk with, and it's like a stock. I wish I
thought of that. I love to tweet that that's great context,
but you would be in legal jeopardy if you did.
But yeah, I mean that is the difference between the
NFL and NBA. The NBA like, lets you just like
clip things and like put it up on social media.
They do not get a talk about like protecting their audience,
right because but the NFL, like you can't even say

(24:01):
the name of championships. Who's gonna say you're excited for
the Big No one does. It's again, it's the only
people who have to like who are part of corporate entities. Yeah,
doing marketing for I'm going to start baiting and start
like posting super Bowl logos. But bastard the super Bowl.

(24:27):
You can't see me, but I was chearing pieces, yes,
like all stoners when they smell like well, this year's
Super Bowl is noteworthy because it is the first with
male cheerleaders. Yeah, the Rams have. Yeah, this year there
was like one of the there's two men who are
on the Rams cheerleading squad, and one of them like
is a choreographer and was just sort of like, why

(24:48):
don't I just pull up to the tryouts and did
and this other man and they got in because they're
good and also like in college football, their men out
there doing that. But the thing is, like the Rams,
they're like, you know, we want We're all about inclusivity
and including people. So what we did they wanted to,
I think, just not fully hit people with like men
straight up dancing, you know, for all the I guess

(25:09):
homophobic NFL fans. So what they did. Can't even bear
to see a man right there like, oh man, it's
gonna make me think about stock expressing joy with his body.
I want to see these guys fuck their brains out
there dancing shit. Um so yeah, these male cheerleaders, they say,

(25:31):
First they designed especially uniform that accentuated their athleticism and
excluded the pom poms. Second, they changed some of the
squad's dancing moves to feature stronger and bigger our motions. Finally,
they stopped dancing to songs that would seem inappropriate for
a mixed gender team. Among the tunes that were cut
where diamonds are girls best friend and single ladies. That
is so stupids, Like yo, if they want to dance

(25:54):
a single what the what is the problems? The problem?
Oh my god? What's easy is that high school cheerleading
is more forward than this. Like in high school cheerleading
is like you go to the competition truly like gymnastics
and athleticism and dancing, and there's plenty of male cheerleaders,
and then you get to pro football and it's like, nope,

(26:18):
it's just I dated a male cheerleader in college. I did.
I mean, I feel like college male cheerleaders I associate
them with just having enormous arms, yeah, because they're always
like holding like three people like they're sod and they
get all the girls unless they're not into girls. But
in my experience, plenty of are Yeah yeah, oh were

(26:38):
you like seeing you're like clocking him from the stands.
Oh my god. He was the cute male. He like
literally had a reputation as with a cute male cheerleader.
So when I started dating him, it was a huge flex.
It was great. I actually look four umbrellas and I'm
with a male cheerleader. Yes, yeah, wait, thinking about I'm

(27:03):
thinking about my fit male cheerleaders. One of them was crazy,
he was too much. He was like very excited and
very intense. They were they were both straight and like
got a lot of ladies. Any other one was guy
named Josh so cute and he works in advertising and
thinks he'd be in US and now okay, can't. So. Also,

(27:26):
in preparation for the super Bowl, USA Today did an
analysis of super Bowl halftime shows. They were like, hey,
Maroon five, you're welcome. Yeah, because here's the guide to
how to succeed at the super Bowl. They put there saying,
here's how to succeed at the super Bowl. Don't make
Maroon five your halftime show her only achievement that well,

(27:47):
so I was, I was very disappointed this year's halftime show.
But now apparently they have Travis Scott and Big Boy
from Outcasts, so like, I'm actually more excited for this
year's super Bowl halftime show than basically any from for
a while, if Cardi B did, wasn't she gonna or
she was no? She said no because she's standing in
solidarity with cap That's why there was that whole controversy

(28:08):
with Travis and Big Boy taking this show, which we
covered because Travis Scott had to be like, oh, I
talked to him and he said it was all good.
And his people were like, the funk you did did
not Jesus, But this just is the most USA Today
article ever. Their politics are so their advice is to

(28:29):
keep it PG and they talk about the Janet Jackson
wardrobe malfunction like it is the JFK assassination, like we
will always remember that moment when, and like they talked
about how it like ruined her career, remember by inviting
back Justin Timberlake his own halftime show exactly. They also
said that like to keep it low effects, which the

(28:52):
other most memorable thing from Super Bowl halftime shows was
Katy Perry riding in on that giant fucking lion. Yeah,
did they not like Lady Gaga flying in the did
not mention Lady Gaga once they're like shading her, They're like, oh,
we don't know her, Yes, such an epic performance. Didn't
you have all them drones and ship like, wasn't the

(29:14):
wasn't one of the first halftime shows that had all
those like automated drones that I could be felt like, Yeah,
it was that was a good show. They also talked
about Bruce Springsteen's show being like the best ever. The
Height so so written by my dad, Yes, so yeah,
my mom pitched in. She she helped co write that.

(29:35):
I remember that year two because and I was like
what ten like no, no, I was in high school.
I think when that super Bowl happened, and I remember
going to a friend's Super Bowl party and all the
parents were fucking psyched, and that's when we took a
walk and smoked weed during the halftime show. Because I'm like, dude,
I don't know what this is, right, yere, I gotta
read this one quote because it's a they probably look

(29:56):
at the Beyonce halftime show is like a real doozy.
So let me read this quote for you. Be careful
when making a statement is one of the four things.
It says. If any of Sunday's artists are intending to
incite riots with their super Bowl performance, they can learn
something from Beyonce, who courted controversy by performing her political

(30:16):
anthem formation at two thousand and sixteen Super Bowl backed
by dancers in black panther reference in costumes. Do Ben
Shapiro right? I know that is such a weird conservative, like, oh,
if you want to incite a riot, that is some
straight up yeah. Don't you remember how that Super Bowl
famously erupted in riots? Right happened? I feel like Beyonce

(30:41):
should have just watched Bruce Springsteen's performance and she could
have just done an entire show of single eight right.
She comes out just as Steve Van's aunt Stevie. Al Right,
So are you guys gonna watch the Super Bowl? Miles?
I know you're I don't care if it's all a lot.
I mean I don't really, I just don't care. The

(31:03):
one thing that is only pulling me is because there's
an l A team in it, so, you know, shout
out to the city, but a league. I'm like, I'm
not a huge l A fan, but I think it's
time to jump on the bandwagon. Yeah, I mean I
won't even jump on that. I'll just be like, I'll
give it a look. Yeah, I don't have any rams ship.
You're not gonna catch me in any rams ship. We

(31:23):
all watched the super Bowl together last year, had a
super Bowl party. Don't think that I'm having one again
and you're not invited. I am not. I am not
you just don't know about. It's still tied up in
lawsuits from last year's because we had those decorations that
said super Bowl, so yeah, and I did post them
all to my blog. And you're just like at NFL

(31:46):
at Roger Goodell at NFL legal, photoshop some weed and yeah,
there you go. I'm sorry, let's talk Mueller probe guys.
Because Senor Dick Toilet as is known in our I
guess whitakers his left. Yeah, I swear we haven't referred
to him as anything other than Dick Toilet. That he

(32:07):
sold a toilet for men who have too big a dicks,
that they did such long balls was not real. When
I saw it, I was like, sure, there's no wet.
It is the realist. It's so real if anything just
makes something an attachment for the toilet where it's a
scrotum net, right, I've just never seen a bigger indication

(32:30):
that someone didn't actually yeah, well, well I don't know.
I'd like to believe he does what position. Yeah, look,
he came out earlier this week. It was like he
looked like he was so nervous. Man, You've ever seen
somebody so shiny in my life. He wasn't in the

(32:52):
middle of an NBA game. Yeah, I guess just listen
to just listen to him. He sounds like someone who's
so out of their depth trying to talk about, Oh, yeah,
the our investigation is almost over. So listen to this
of Acting Attorney General Matthew Senior Dick Toilet Whittaker. You know,
I've been fully briefed on the investigation, and uh, you know,
I look forward to uh Director Mueller UM delivering the

(33:15):
final report. And I really am not going to talk
about open and ongoing investigation otherwise, but you know, sort
of the statements that I made where as a private
citizen only with publicly available information UM, and you know
I am I am comfortable that UM, the decisions that
we're made are going to be UM reviewed, you know,

(33:36):
either through the various means we have. But right now,
you know, on the investigation is uh, I think uh
close to being completed, and I hope that we can
get the report from Director Muller as soon as we
as possible. It gives me such anxiety just hearing it,
because that sounds like if you've ever had a conversation
where you're like really worried about what you're saying, like,

(33:58):
and you're bad at it. Yeah, I tend to be
like the early episodes of our show, right exactly if
you come back and the ones that are in the
in the vault that ever here, So Miles and I'm like, yes,
and this story comes from this news source. Yeah. He
was making it up as he was sweating, so profuse

(34:19):
was like, what afraid of? Well, I think he has
to gas up Trump, you know A So he's talking
because he knows he's going to hear it and is
trying to be like, yeah, don't worry, it's almost over,
like and then the weird line was like, I'm comfortable
that the decisions that were made are going to be
reviewed with the like what are you referencing? Right? Yeah?

(34:41):
So I think he had a few nuanced points he
was trying to get out there but just couldn't. But
I mean again, a lot of people on the right,
you know, jumped on this be like yep, see it's
almost over and this is all they got. But there
I think, you know, there are many schools of thought, uh,
in regards of the Mueller investigations to where it's head,
what phase it's in, and what it could bring well,

(35:02):
especially because he seemed to imply that he is basing
this on just information available to all of us as
private individuals. Well know, he's saying I've been fully briefed,
so meaning that he's been briefed, you know, as being
head of d o J. Because he had to. He
was supposed to recuse himself. All the ethics people like,
recuse yourself, my man. You came before you took office.

(35:22):
You were like, oh, there's a fucking witch hunt. Fun
this this is so dumb, and they're like that that
that that you should probably recuse yourself, meaning who he's
probably also telling yourself. Of course, the first step of
fright club is do not recuse yourself. But yeah, again,
a lot of people took this as like, okay, good,
it's probably ending or whatever. But there are a lot

(35:45):
of reasons to think that it's probably not. I mean,
for example, I think a few weeks ago, mother extended
the grand jury like another six months, so there's probably
at least that much more time he needs with a
grand jury. H Roger Stone, if you're called, it was
one week ago, about a week ago that he was indicted.
I don't know if we remember that felt like years ago.

(36:06):
It does feel like years ago already. I feel I
feel like there's been a parody movie about him, because
because Steve Martin came out looking kind of like him,
not a great person on sn L. And then you know,
the investigators then made a statement to saying that you know,
when they when they raided his home, they said they
quote have terra bytes of information that spans years, so

(36:29):
they're gonna be digging for a little bit there. Let's
see what else what else we don't know still about
Jared and Donald Jr. Because there's a lot of things
to indicate that a lot of people in Congress were saying, well,
you know, Michael Cohen and Donald Trump Jr. Gave congruent
presentations about like what had happened in regards to the
Trump Tower meetings and like the Moscow project, and if

(36:49):
Michael Cohen played guilty to lying about that stuff, then
maybe Don did too. So I think now there are
some people now kind of thinking, like, Okay, Will, is
this going to be the finale, like a Grand Finale final? Yeah,
grand finale, I'm sorry, the finale, But like the cynical
version is what Jack the cynical version is that it

(37:11):
is winding down and either he found a bunch of
smoke but couldn't find the smoking gun to mixed metaphors,
or that he's about to drop like that he's just
been playing his cars close to his vest, which he
clearly has been, and is about to drop a whole
bunch of bombs on us um and you know, indict
a bunch of Trump family members. The indictments have been

(37:34):
pretty big. Well, the thing is right this whole time
if the people you look at like Paul Man of
Fort Rick Gates and George Babodofice, a lot of these
people have been charged with what they call process crimes
where they were just lying to the Pheasant Congress and
trying to you know, obscure their involvement and things by
being solved. Them trying to impede the investigation, which is

(37:56):
the guiltiest ship that you can possibly do. Everybody's figure.
All you got is them trying to cover them as
them covering it up. Right, Oh, well, what's it? And
that's the thing a lot of people point is like, well,
no one's been charged with this collusion or whatever. However,
Robert Mueller did charge a bunch of Russian agents and
at the g r U and elsewhere those people with

(38:16):
like conspiracies to defraud the United States, and that's the
hardcore ship. And a lot of people are saying, Okay,
then you have the hardcore ship, the Russia, and then
on the other side you have the Americans that he's
indicted for process crimes. And now we're starting to see
the Wiki leaks piece come into it. And so the
theory is that the next round of indictments are the
ones that fully closed the circle. I'm saying, you're the

(38:40):
Russians on this side with their conspiracy to do it.
Here the Americans who helped Wiki leaks is a connective tissue,
and here the other people who we have dead to
rights on helping to further this conspiracy. And now we
can actually charge people with like the real conspiracy here
that I'm sure if we have the optimistic version that
Robert Mullan is trying to prove that conspiracy. Yeah, I mean,
he's been so judicious, there's no reason to think that

(39:03):
won't continue. Yeah, And I think like even with the
way he's been indicting people like it just sort of
got closer and closer and closer, but then it's sort
of leveled off, and then we started getting more and
more information about what might be happening. So there's a
lot to imagine that who knows what Michael Flynn still
had to say that we don't know about, what Michael
Cohen has said that we don't know about, and then

(39:25):
we'll see. I mean, look, let's not hold our breaths,
but that I think the part I'm cynical about is
the degree to which there will be consequences once I
think this will be a really damning just in terms
of what they find, but I I am cynical that
certain people will have to pay anything. Yeah, well, especially

(39:48):
when you have a political party in the Republicans, who
would I mean, they would literally have to have like
the p tape like tattooed on somebody's back or something,
and even then they would be like it was faked, yeah,
and then doing I mean, when you think about the
Watergate investigation, like what Nixon had to resign over, it
was basically cheating in an election and breaking laws to
cheat in an election and then lying about it to

(40:10):
cover it up. And that seems like stuff that we're
probably going to find out about Trump, but I still think,
you know, the fact that somebody's gonna need to beat
him in to get him out of office. I think so.
I think he has too much pride to leave, and
I think the spin that's happening in the vortex of

(40:31):
like right wing news is kind of hard to surmount. Right. Well,
you know, we we may have a savior to save
us in Howard Schultz. Baby, so and I are on.
I know you're all in on Howard Shultz. You really
not really, you know, when I was like, I want
someone more radical, more left than Kamala Harris, who better

(40:53):
than the CEO of Star Starbucks, Well he's been I
don't know. I mean, I have we we keep having
to talk about him, and I hate talking about him
because he's so apparent. It's so apparent to me that
he has no business running at all, or even talking
out loud about running. That announcement was just like, yeah,
I've been hanging out with the same six rich people

(41:14):
who are like, you should, Hey, you could be on SNL, dude,
Yeah you feel no man, and let me run for president.
President is the SNL for billionaires. Now they're like, yeah,
I could, I could do that. And I'm about to
watch the sick Policy Brief. I rate but rich people
this is their new favorite candidate. Like very wealthy people

(41:34):
are people who work in finance. They're like, hey, I
like this should Yeah, like he's got some interesting things
to say. Well, because he's not going to raise any
taxes on him right now. Um so CNN wanted him
to explain basically why he thinks he should run. You know,
what makes him different from centrist candidates who are running
as Democrats possibly running a Democrats. And you know, also

(41:59):
Bloomberg made the calculation that if he ran as a
centrist independent candidate, he would basically get Trump elected. He's
also a billionaire just like you, and he like, he's
like I did the math man. So you know, they
were like, what do you know that we don't from
the outside, Like, let's see about your Let's let this

(42:21):
elder statesman speak Jack, Let's let his words speak for himself.
Are you that different in terms of your policies and
your politics than Michael Bloomberg? And wouldn't he also be
appealing to a lot of those who are dissatisfied with
Donald Trump? And even though you can make the argument
Joe Biden as well, is probably more centriced well. And
and this is not about Michael Bloomberg or or Vice

(42:42):
President Biden. This is about the American people. And what
I what I'm saying is any American people agree with me,
is that our politics and our government is broken. Do
you feel like you know how to run against President Trump?
I know you said you don't. You know, you're not
engaged in the in this Twitter or you're not paying
attention to that. But I mean, there were a lot

(43:03):
of very qualified Republicans who are running against him, and
he beat them all. Do you know how to beat him? Well,
I've spent the last almost forty years building the kind
of company in which we serve people a hundred million
customers a week. We employ almost four under thousand people.
I've spent my entire career building consensus, creating imagination and innovation,

(43:29):
and working well with people on both sides of the aisle.
President Trump, to me, is not the litmus test. Not
the litmus test for what I'm going to try and
do is I'm going to speak directly to the hearts
and minds of the American people. So I mean, first
of all, he sounds convinced. He's like I'm doing this

(43:49):
um and he's just one of those people who has
had success in one very specific thing. And you just
can't talk to them anymore because they now don't listen
to other people. They only listen to the thoughts inside
their own head because you know, they've gas lit themselves
into thinking that literally every thought that comes out of

(44:09):
their head is fucking genius. They can do whatever they want.
La la, wait till I get my platform, right WHOA
can't tell me nothing. I have to say I'm a
little conflicted on this one because mild you brought up
a good point. The eggs who bites are really good,
really and I mean innovative. Imagine what he'll do for,

(44:32):
you know, rejuvenating you know, urban centers that have just
been neglected for years. If you could translate egg bites
to policy policy, public schooling, we would fix I know,
I know, because it's like they're not just eggs, and
they're not just a normal Yeah, they're just a self
contained world of wonder and it's just protein. Well, look,

(44:54):
he created imagination. He created I mean, I don't think
I imagining about the concept of them generation before he
came have you walked into a Starbucks it's bursting with
Also like he's like also conflating the fact that people
drink coffee with his finger being on the pulse. The
only thing I would trust you with are maybe trends
and how people are drinking beverages in the coffee industry.

(45:15):
And also Starbucks is bad, like killing independent coffee shops
which are good. Starbucks like this. I think this whole
idea that like, well, yeah, he gave his employees healthcare
and benefits. Have you talked to anyone who works at Starbucks?
They hate it? Yeah? The love it depends. I think

(45:37):
it all depends on how you're wired. I have a
friend who wear Starbucks. That was the best job for him.
He couldn't worked at an independent Well, I worked at
the Georgie Show coffee. What do you call that second
wave coffee ground round? I mean that is a Howard
Schultz esque. The funny thing is that because of all this,
I think a lot of employees and Starbucks have been

(45:58):
catching heat on his behalf basically because he's running like
people are like so in one of the like newsletters
that goes out to employees, like the weekly Memo that
goes out to the different chains. They basically bring up
how to discuss Howard suls candidacy. And it's so dumb.
It says, like for baristas who are just catching from

(46:19):
people like, hey man, so you think fucking Howard Saltz
is gonna win, He's gonna get Trump reelected, asshole? Uh
double half calf half cap or whatever? The fund do
this anyway? I don't know, but do you wanta talk
about racism? So anyway, so they write in this thing,
uh in this little memo. Employees maybe ask questions by
customers or hear media speculation about Howard's potential political intentions.

(46:42):
We encourage you all to take a moment to review
the talking points below with your partners. Employees. If a
customer asks if we are selling Howard's book at Starbucks,
you respond no, the books are available at bookstores and online.
Also like you're still plugging the book. You could just
say no, but he's still but available in book stores
and online. Another question, if a customer attempts to investigate

(47:03):
or share, investigate, okay, or share aggressive political opinions, attempt
to diffuse the situation by sharing. We respect everyone's opinion.
Our goal is simply to create a warm and welcoming
space where we can all gather as a community over
great coffee. That would be really satisfying. But also like,
leave these people alone. They work for Starbucks. He's the

(47:26):
former CEO, you know what I mean, and chairman, so
like they're so separate. And also what the fund does
your barista have to do with this billionaire's wacky dream
of being president? That is not gonna happen. At the
same time, cut to and President Howard Results is taking
the oath of office. There are historians who say that

(47:49):
like the spread of cafes and coffee are like a
big cause of the spread of ideas, like alongside the
printing press, or they're the salons of our time exactly
the time. But they do not point to Starbucks, like
Starbucks just makes it shittier and you know, makes everybody,
like puts all the independent ones out of business. And

(48:10):
also his point when asked about you know, do you
know how to beat Donald Trump? How will you deal
with Donald Trump in an electoral atmosphere, his statement was
that Donald Trump is not the litmus test of presidents.
That's weird. He is who then he just has that

(48:35):
glazed over. Just I'm doing this guy's I've already decided
to talk to anyone except the same six people. That's
the look in his eye. It's like, Okay, are you
where are you compared to this thing? This is the
litmus test to determine where you are? Well, I don't
think litmus tests are the litmus test for Yeah. His

(48:58):
whole thing of like running as an independent, like his
logic of being an independent is he looks at being
an independent as like there's the left, there's the right,
and right in the middle is what we call an
independent centrist without actually considering what a person means. He
is like, well, if I get every independent vote, then
I'm good all all people who are registered as independent.

(49:19):
Angus King is an independent senator. He is not a centrist.
Bernie Sanders is an independent. He's not a centrist. People
who have like crazy militias are independent, and they're not
centrists either. There are centrists independence. They're also extremist people
who are just like I don't funk with either of
these parties because they're not to the left or to
the right enough of where I am. But he's assuming

(49:41):
he gets all independent independent woman we're going to take
a quick break. We'll be right back, and we're back.
So Kingdom Hearts three. The just hearing you say that

(50:06):
is so enjoyable for me. You love the game? Yeah, no,
it's a great game that Uh I was really looking
forward to. Know, I've just been seeing people talk shit
about it or it just seemed disappointed by it on
social media, and I thought it was a good excuse
to talk about our most disappointing pop culture experience. Yeah,

(50:29):
like I think, but yeah, I mean some people like
Kingdom Hearts three. Yeah, no, it's getting good reviews. I've
just seen a lot of people. There are a lot
of yeah, purist people who's like, right, what is this?
Because of what is fourteen years? How is how is
it different? I mean, I remember when one came out
that was like, oh, there's gonna be all this crossover
between Disney and characters, right, So how is three disappointing?

(50:53):
I have no idea because look, I never played because
video games are it wasn't violent enough for me as
a kid when that came not, no, sir, it wasn't.
That would be amazing. Well, I think we know what
Kingdom of Hearts for needs. To be right, Dark Kingdom
of Hearts. Right. Oh, I'm so sorry to the otaku

(51:14):
that are listening right now, but yes, what are other
things we were disappointed by? And that was that what
you want to talk about? Right? Like Star Wars prequels
is like the go to answer disappointing follow ups. Yeah,
disappointing follow ups that Like there's this video you can
find on YouTube where they interviewed the people who are
like waiting in line for the first Star Wars prequel

(51:35):
and like for like days, and like they you see
them before and they're like, we can't wait. It's gonna
be amazing. It's gonna be better than the originals. And
then they interviewed them coming out of the movie and
like part of them has realized that they have been
like fully let down, but like their mind hasn't like
caught up to that. So they're like, yeah, it was,

(51:58):
it was better than we suspected, but like their eyes
are like dead and they just look like so for
them it was for kids. Yeah, I actually menace I
was hyped on, you know what I mean. Darth Maul
was tight when we saw people using the foresol like
wild aggressive lifted Shouldn't throw it at you was my
favorite moments. But yeah, I think as a whole, the

(52:20):
set of prequels was pretty Yeah. I would also add
to that list of disappointing follow ups the band Aqua
who did the Barbie Girls What what are you remember?
Aquarium album with Barbiero was on they then they put
up their follow album two tho Aquarius not good? Wait
when was it three years later? I'm just talking personally

(52:40):
of disappointing follow ups. Yeah, it was. It's hard to
come close to the perfection that was Barbie Girl. Barbie Girl. Anyway,
I don't I don't want to get stick phenomenal. Well,
I you know one follow up that really delivered. I
think we can all agree, Mom and me too, Yes,
thank God? And Dumb and Dumber two. Yeah, oh that

(53:04):
was a prequel. Actually that was a wildly disappointing What else? Oh?
I wrote here the Enter the Matrix video game. I
was really stoked for this Matrix video game to come out,
like two thousand three, because it was like promising to
be like you were fucking Neo. You could slow down
time and ship and dodge everything and you know, do
all this. It was terrible. But you know what's great

(53:27):
The VR Matrix game. I've really played that before. Yeah,
it I mean it's pretty simple. The visuals are I
maybe intentionally very minimal, but if that is the next
level of the Matrix because you're literally you're like killing
the guys and everything and picking up not what platform
is on Ocus, it's Oculus. Oh see, I don't have

(53:50):
a gaming PC. I did it at someone's house and
then my friend tore her. Meniscue is playing it really Yeah,
you totally good advertising, right, Yeah, they're like she sucked her,
she fell on the couch and tore her. Yeah, what's
another disappointment for you? Jack? I mean Dark Knight Rises
was I feel like every Nolan movie for me, I

(54:13):
just have such high expectations now after his like after
Batman begins Dark Night and like the prestige that like
Dark Knight Rises and uh, Interstellar, I was Interstellar disappointed
by both of them. Have high expectations for Interstellar I did.
I always have high expectations, just didn't deliver. I feel

(54:34):
like an Interstellar like once you get towards the end
and it's like, yeah, didn't you see it was another
dimension where he was communicating to her, and it's like,
whoa date? Spoiler alert spoiler I've never seen it it's
been out because I was so afraid to be disappointed
by it. I didn't even bother to go watch it,
I know, because everyone was like, I don't know it

(54:56):
just it was very weird, soft sci fi science right,
But yeah, mar her performance in Dark Knight Rises was
particularly something else where she's like her like, these are
my last words, right, I was like, but also that's
on Nolan for being like, yeah, this is what I want.
I have the worst most troll take on the Nolan

(55:17):
Batman's Oh no, they're bad. Good moments, but I think
the right they take themselves too seriously. Well that's what
I was going to say about all of these Actually,
like the Star Wars prequels have like really good moments,
and like Dark Knight Rises has really cool moments every
time Tom Hardy's on screen. It's just that like they

(55:37):
don't like hang together. They don't live up to like
the perfection that is, you know, Spider Dark Knight or
Spider Verse or perfect movie, right, Like it's just it's
hard to recapture that. I mean, Godfather three, they say
that's the best Godfather, right, yeah, the best. But you know,
like so many things need to go right for a

(55:57):
movie or like a piece of culture to be awesome, right,
and then yeah, it's rare. You should never expect that
to happen, right. You can't always get the magic of
Mama Mia too. I get it. Just to sort of
shift gears really quick, I do need to give an
update on Ariana Grandes Japanese tattoo going on. She added

(56:18):
more characters, fixed it. No, man, she sucked it up
even more and ipensive about it. She was like, well,
whatever it means, I still think that's cool, right, because
she then added a character beneath it, and now it
just says like barbecue finger. So she just added finger

(56:39):
because she needed the finger in front of the other
character that is rings, to add some context, yeah, to
to modify that one. But she put it below and
if you read it vertically, it's it's it's a mess barbecue.
She read it like she's reading it the wrong way,
or she's it's just an aggressive modification, like she if

(57:00):
you really wanted to literally say seven rings, it has
to say no nuts and you be up. And this
is just she just added character of finger amongst her
because she had seven and ring but together that's sheeting,
which is charcoal real, and then added it's she is
so rich. Why did she not have the resources to
fact check this? She needs to be Every famous person

(57:20):
needs to be assigned to tattoo advisor whatever. Again, like
when Marcella was on yesterday, you just need to hire
a real one, right, Yeah, someone who's gonna keep it really.
You don't hang out with them. They're just a person
who is just a normal person who's going to just
keep it real with you and be like, what do
you think about this? That's not it your Italian? Maybe

(57:41):
don't get those characters? Yeah, pretty cliche. Hey, that's your
karma though, you know, around trying to be like this
is cool looking, right, and then now you look like
an asshole? Can I just say something while we're on
the topic, the tan is a little too much? Does
is Ariana grund A she you're saying she's beage facing,
brown facing. Look the amount of people I've talked to

(58:03):
who are like Arianna Grande's Latina, right, it's not where
she's Latina. Was that person for a while? At what point,
especially this, uh, what is what's her latest video, Seven Rings?
The Seven Rings video. Yeah, especially that when you look
at that and it's like, at what point did she
cross the line? Right? Yeah, it's she's playing an interesting

(58:23):
game of browning up. I mean, that's the thing. That's
that's why I like it's the weird. It's diet black
face in a way, you know, and it's left and
I think she's leaning into the Latina space, which is
a little like more accepted to like appropriate Latina esthetics,

(58:45):
especially with like the hoops and the super tan. Pronouncing
her last name Grande, you're gonna tell me she really
in school? Was like, yeah, my last name is Grande.
Her grandfather pronounced it grandy, grandy. I feel like that
wouldn't be quite ariana grandy arian, right, I mean, you

(59:05):
know she's I was just a little surprised when I
found out she was just like a white girl from
the You Did Bittake? Yeah, we had to replace the
microphone and seen her in Victorious, she was so pale. Yeah,
and just even the way in her career, what do
you mean she does she have an affect? Now? She

(59:25):
has a little bit of that, Like I don't really know,
it's not. It's not that this is me her majesty.
It's not that extreme Ariana grande. Yeah, she just she
actually only speaks Spanish. Yeah, it was just crazy did
for all? My grande is what are the fans called

(59:47):
ariannors Arian race? The arian master race? And then yeah,
just another update, right, yeah, we have one more up.
We were right, you were right, I believe I think
was Yeah, I think this was something Lacy and I
both predicted in the two thousand nineteen Predictions episode Earlier
this year. Cardi will get back with Offset, and sources

(01:00:10):
close to the couple tell us Cardi is returning to
the quote the Atlanta home they shared before the breakup,
we're told is the first time she's been back since December.
And now you know what they say, just to just
let you know. They say that he proved himself as
a husband and now has a no groupie's rule and
has a phone that is only for communications with him,

(01:00:33):
between him and Cardi and his business management. You should
not need that much guidance. You need that much you're
going to cheat. Also my prediction, he's going to cheat,
of course, even if they said and now he's wearing
iron underwear that basically that's what he has, a chastity belt.
She's no groupies rule, what does that mean? Very specific
and also it's impossible groupies. I will fund people who

(01:00:58):
work at Chick fil A. I will people who are
fond of me like groupies. No no, no, no, no
no no no, no groupies. She has been posting though,
like when she was at the Avian Awards, right, those
were directed at him. She's been posting very sexy, sexy pictures.
It's totally her right to do, but I've just felt
they were She's just being like she was thirst trapping

(01:01:21):
at him, being like, look at me this way. Look,
he's proven himself by saying I will get rid of
my other cell phone, I'll have a new number and
no groupies, rather than I'm so committed to you that
I can tell you, I can give you my word
as a man that I'm not interested in any other
sexual partners, even if I am around groupies. I don't

(01:01:41):
there unnecessarily the amount of situations he'll be in. But
it's like a lot that sounds like we're not trying
to recreate the wheel here, right, Well, whatever makes her
happy love him, and it states in the by law
of my no groupies. But it puts but it puts
all the responsibility on him, right, you know what I mean.

(01:02:01):
It's not like I'm accepting that I'm a fulland or whatever.
He's like, Okay, this is what I'm with. Doo will
be in no group. He's rules, so they will not
activate my desire for other women. I will then use
a cell phone because that was the issue. It was
the cell phone. CARDI. It was the cell phone. And
even though I embarrassed you when I came on stage
and I was like, take me back, and you were

(01:02:23):
feeling it, but it was the cell phone the whole time.
Did it again? And they're going to be apart so much.
They're both on tour. She's definitely going to be on tour, right,
I assume, even though she's got the baby, so so yeah,
I mean I think she'll she'll have to go back
on the road at some point. You know that the
all artists do when they have albums coming out, So

(01:02:43):
you know what they could maybe do, like just not
just break up. See that's where you need a real
one in the in the group to say you don't
need him, right, look what he did. What's going on.
But I believe that he changed me. But you don't
need to be famous to yeah make that yeah ship.
Everybody knows somebody in this situation she should cheat, right,

(01:03:07):
Just blow the cycle up to Daily's guys right now,
which I assume you are m Cardius. How you yeah,
this opportunity to cheating on him, You're in it. See
how he likes, see how he likes exactly. You know.
I have a friend yo, who is a cheater, okay,
and I'm not going to put any other information out there.

(01:03:29):
And then the person he's dating cheated lost his ship
and was unable and I was like, Yo, you cheat too,
my man. I feel like cheaters are oftentimes cheating out
of insecurity. Right. Well, you know, I have to have
this counterweight because if they ever cheated, it would kill me, right,
And then that was the thing, was like, I can't
believe it. Mirror to you, that would be so mad.

(01:03:54):
She's such a slut. Yeah, come forward to that song.
All right. Well, hopefully it's warming up wherever you guys are.
There's some amazing pictures of cold. We're thinking about you Midwest.
The woman who put her hair upside down for a
minute and came back in and it was standing straight

(01:04:15):
up because it was frozen. The police uniform standing straight
up because it was frozen. Frozen waterfalls in Chicago, and like,
I think I saw a picture of a lake that
was just like it was frozen in place, like with
waves on it and ship I don't think I've ever seen. Yeah,
So shout out to you guys. Hopefully this weekend is

(01:04:35):
warms up for you. Anna. It has been a pleasure
having you as always. It's been a pleasure to be
on guys. I've had a lot of opinions about what
we talked about. It felt really cothartic to get him out.
I'm glad everyone now knows to go back to mom
and mean too. I think I think that is the
one thing everybody learned from this episode. Where can people

(01:04:57):
find you? You can find me yet bad comics. Buy
on a comics with an X on it with two
ends on Instagram and Twitter, have a web comic check
it out and on Twitter. Sometimes I get into some
feuds with Edgar, who we've dubbed Eduardo. Momps just backed
me up. You know. I like to have people on

(01:05:18):
hashtag team on a game. I feel like you usually win. Yeah,
people are weird. They'll be like, yeah, that's stupid anyway,
Team Madger, Yeah that's stupid. Come in your shorts man,
hashtag a clothing that can stand up on Yeah, some
of those frozen photos on Twitter and be like, I'm

(01:05:41):
not in trouble for outing some of those things. Like
you know, it's all good fun, but I wish I
had more stories for you, but I can't keep it.
You know, keep the Democrats, keep it diplomatic. And is
there a tweet you've been enjoying. There is this thread
on Twitter of people getting I hate to do this
start Bucks um and giving it to their dogs, like

(01:06:02):
the barista gives it straight to the dog and the
dog gobbles it. And it's a whole thread. It started
with one of a dog gobbling drink from Starbucks, and
then everyone started posting their own dogs gobbling Starbucks and
it's like, it's hundreds, it's hundreds. I think it's whipped cream.
If I think it's whipped cream, but it's it's hundreds

(01:06:25):
of dogs eating like being handed coffee or coffee cups
and eating it and it's so cute, and I you know,
the internet has a lot of pet stuff. But that's
the best thing on the internet. I'll post it everyone.
I have it in my draft because I'm like, what's
the cap? Have you seen dogs eating spaghetti? You gotta

(01:06:47):
watch that? It's amazing. Why because they're just like, don't
know how to manage it. It's very funny idiots, you see.
They probably can't even slurt they've seen Lady in the tramp.
Please find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray.

(01:07:10):
Uh tweet I like actually reminded me of a tweet
five podcast Meal Rudeaux, who came off from Pump Up
the Jam and many other things. She said, this is
from July, but she says we are getting to Mamma
MIA's and exactly zero Papa Pias. And that's how I
know feminism is working. Yeah. I love that tweet. Yeah,

(01:07:31):
hell yeah feminism. I think that's been one of my
future tweets before Oh yeah great. I went back into
some old episodes. I enjoyed a tweet from Joe List
at Joe List Comedy tweeted keep this between you and
me and then attributing that quote to me to different
people because you can find me on Twitter. Jack on

(01:07:56):
your score O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter at
Daily's Like Guys for at the Daily Zy Guys on Instagram.
We have a Facebook fan page on the website Daily
He's Like Guys, Got no where We post our episodes
in our footnote where we link to all the implacus
that we talked about today, as well as the song
we write out on my old What's second? Uh, let's
do a song by Kari Foe. Uh, really great MC artists. Uh.

(01:08:19):
This is a song called lie to My Face because
I just feel like we're dealing with a lot of
that right now, people just lying to their faces and
lying to our faces. Where this offset it's people in
the Trump administration. There's there's just so many lives going around.
So this is card toub lie to my face. All right,
we're gonna write out on that. We will be back
on Monday. I have a great weekend, everyone, Stay warm. Bye.

(01:08:45):
Trying to chot my Cherry Street my favorite honey beat.
At least that's what just said to me. I was blumbing.
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telum useless semi alum lucy. This family like game Boys,
trying to get the high score. You don't take me serious.
I know you think I'm just a toy and I

(01:09:06):
broke in, but I'm fragile round you stepped on my
sad cast, and cast You'll have to tell me more
because I just love the way you babble off. You
know I love the way you're lot of my bath.
You know I love the way you're a lot of
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