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November 23, 2021 16 mins

In this edition of New Hampshire: Live Free or Geist, Jack and Miles discuss Urban Dictionary's new feature, the Grammy Nominees, Dollar Tree raising their prices to $1.25, House of Gucci, how sweet Keanu Reeves is, the Unite The Right defendants being on the hook for $25 million, and Thanksgiving

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of New
Hampshire Lift freer Geist's another um what are those called?
Licensed plate? Image on that New New Hampshire. Was that
the old man on the mount trend? This guy? You
ever seen that? Ever seen that? I actually did before

(00:23):
they get eroded and all got off up looking. I
mean that's just just like off to the side of
the free of like a highway, and it's really I
feel like New Hampshire. Just seeing that, I was like, man,
this is a boring state if that's what they got
to brag about. And it kind of looks like a
man's face. I get that, like in the same way
that like when you look at the outline of the states,

(00:44):
they kind of look like a face with a chef
had on, but not not that much. Right. I was
there because I remember it was when I was playing
really yeah kind of hockey because you're going through Dartmouth.
We're playing Dartmouths like team and that damn in New Hampshire. Okay,
uh yeah, we put that. We actually put this mack.
It was kind of wild. New Hampshire is uh yeah,

(01:09):
but very big hockey town. My uh high school BF
was a hockey player from like Massachusetts, right up near
New Hampshire, and we would go to the beach up there,
and as Brian said, Hanover is the worst. It is
a it's a pretty boring state. Anyways, I am Jack.
You are Miles. Uh. And we're actually gonna dig into

(01:31):
that very fact because urban dictionary is the number one
trending thing on Google because apparently they put in a
new feature or maybe this has just been a feature
people are just discovering where you can search your name
and find out what the urban dictionary meaning is. Um. Interesting,
Let's do a quick experiment. Okay, so I got Jack,

(01:55):
a kid with a dick so big it doesn't fit
on his pants. Oh my god, almost choked with pants.
That's that's okay. Yeah, okay, now what now it's who
am I U? Let me look you up. Miles is

(02:16):
a cute, dark haired guy with brown eyes and is
you know this is too specific. He's a cute brown
haired guy with brown eyes and is the sweetest guy
and best boyfriend you could wish for. Oh my god,
he does have a case of RBF. Then does that
mean resting bitch face? Yeah? Okay, but he's actually extremely

(02:38):
carrying an empathetic but also super funny and smart. What
the fuck? What do you know? This is the Yeah? What? Yeah?
These are pretty on pointing. It turns up he's also
a known lady killer. Um no, like it's like femicide,
Like seriously want to funk out? Oh I think you
have a He has an absolutely massive dick called the

(03:01):
big Mac that is almost that is almost nine inches
long and thick. I measured six and a half inches
around with some nice big balls attached. Alright, dictionary, I
get drunk. I gotta give it up to you. I
gotta give it up to you. I thought this was
gonna be one thing, um, and it is much stupider.

(03:23):
Uh And yeah, put yours in and let us know
what you get for your name, folks. I will say
these are as like the people will sometimes say, oh,
well that name actually means this, and like say it
with like a bunch of meaning. Uh, that ship's all
made up, y'all. Like that is you can I can
tell you your name means anything, like on any website

(03:46):
like there there are as many different name meanings as
like you can google um basically, but I I personally
subscribe to Urban Dictionary, name challenge definitions, Grammy noms are out. Um,
cancel culture. I think we've been saying this for a
long time. I was, cancel culture has gone way too far.

(04:07):
I mean, do Jacquet, Louis c K, Dave Chappelle, like
people who dropped, you know, works that are fine this year?
Uh are actually all the funk over these nominations everywhere.
Isaia Shad's album didn't get nominated either. That Ship was

(04:28):
really good. Baby Kim got Best New Artists. So Top
of the Morning, to Top of the Morning, Top the Morning. Yeah,
I mean, look that they fun, these fun these awards shows. Man,
there's a lot of old old people ship like the
Union thing is on there is like they always feel

(04:48):
so stale, I know, but they Yeah, it is like
sometimes award shows just announced themselves as old as fun,
like right out of the gate. That's why we picture
scre movies being anything with like a in a period
piece that's like very slow and has people like kissing
on a beach or something like. That's yeah, it's all

(05:10):
it's just movies for for the elderly. This is music
for the elderly. Um, but yeah, and it's and yeah,
I think because people have always every time. I feel
like every year when the nominations come out, and people
always like do people know? Do they not know? Half
about half of the albums that came out this year
that are way better than like this top forty ship
or just like top of Mind releases without you know,

(05:31):
people digging deep. But it's like all awards shows, you know,
people have like promotional pr pushes to get you to
be like, only this album came out this year, please
consider yeah. Uh. To super producer Brian's point, he it
is worth noting. McLemore beat Kendrick, Oh my god, Jesus Christ,

(05:57):
are you are we for real? That's the Pimble Butterfly.
I think that's the Pimble Butterfly. Yeah, Oh my god, No, no,
it's good Kid Mad City, which is my favorite album
of god last That's okay, got I gotta go wow, wow, Wow,

(06:17):
that's yeah right. I remember that year, Drake Nothing was
the same, jay Z Magna Carto, Holy Grail, which, yeah,
Kendrick Kid Mad City my favorite album of the last
ten years, maybe my favorite ab remember Kanye West Jesus
and you know, I know that's not one of your favorites,

(06:37):
but Macklemore and Ryan Lewis. Baby, get them baby, because
you're thrift in I'm gonna pop sometimes. Okay boy. The
next year, all right, I could do this all day. Um.
But the next year Eminem's Marshall Mathers LP two one. Oh.

(06:57):
So they're really on a run there. I don't I
can't tell what the trend is. I think they were
trying to go for diversity those two years. Jesus Christ. Um,
dollar Tree is trending. They're raising prices to one. Um.
Wonder what that will do for profits? Pretty quick maths here, Yeah,

(07:20):
let's do some quick maths. Yeah, I blame poor people.
I blame poor people. They're making too much money. Yeah,
I don't know. I think that some of the tweets
are like, yo, I feel so sorry for the people
who work at dollar Tree who are going to be
treated as if they are in the c suite of
Dollars Tree when they're like, everything is a dollar twenty

(07:42):
five now, and that's a lot, that's a that's twenty
that's a fucking huge markup. Oh yeah, and I'm yeah,
like you couldn't do five cents, do ten cents. But
even then, I feel like let's be real, like, you're
not you're not upside down and your dollar business. Um,
so let's see, start of the year, their stock price

(08:03):
was at hundred eleven dollars um. Start of the day
it was that actually, so started like beginning of November,
it was like a hundred and ten um, which is
where it has traditionally stuck at. Uh. And then I
think people caught where wind that this was coming, and

(08:25):
today it jumped up to four dollars and seventy one
since so of course it's way the funk out because capitalism. Yeah,
and you're squeezing people who want to buy things that
cost a dollar, like that's a price threshold for consumers
and you're like, wow, I hope you got more for everything. Yeah,

(08:50):
all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back.
And we're back, and uh, House of Gucci is dropping
House of Gucci goose. So we do have an announcement here,

(09:14):
super producer on a Hosnie is holding a on a
streaming corner extravaganza about House of Gucci. That's all we
know at this time. She's being very cryptic, very cag Um.
We do recognize that we still need to do a
regular in a streaming corner about reservation dogs. Um, but
this is an emergency session. This is going to be

(09:36):
an emergency session. I'm I'm now way more intrigued by
House of Gucci than I was before, And then I
would have been if it got like unanimously positive reviews.
Because the reviews are all over the place. Some people
seem to really not like it. A lot of good
reviewers seemed to really not like it. Uh. And he

(09:59):
thought it was a MIDI I mean when I saw him,
he was like, yeah, I think it's He's like, it's
I don't know. He's entertaining. He's like, I don't know
if it's a drama. He was like, you've since he
was sort of like, I don't know. He's like, you
should watch it, though, to figure it out for yourself
what you think it is. Wow. So I'm so based
on that. I love when someone who like, an intelligent

(10:20):
person I respect, is like I don't like, just bewildered
by something that seems very straightform, like is it good
or is it bad? Is it a drama? Is a comedy?
And I say no, I'm not entirely sure. Yeah, I
think that generally though, like a lot of my favorite
movies are like come out and it's not it's not

(10:40):
like his own audiences. Yeah the funk was that? Right? Um?
Like Orange County? Yeah, like Orange County for instance. I
think that's the classic exam classic. I think, yeah, County
Reeves is trending. Uh. I was just like, nah, never,
that's that's the one dude. Like I feel like we
don't never see right cursing him, but like I feel like, yeah,

(11:04):
first of all, I'll never die. Second of all, it'll
never be like a story about how he was showing
his dick to people or whatever. Yeah, he's I mean
that's he only has like very great anecdotes. The methology
around counter Reeves is is very Uh, it's ironclad, and
it's wild that he doesn't chose dick two more people

(11:24):
because his dick is so big it doesn't fit on
his pants. Hey, what's a key? Uh. It's just like
a really sweet story from Sandra Bullock. Uh. She's saying
that he's a listener, very quiet, but like is always
listening to everything people say. Like she had off handedly
said she had never had champagne and truffles and a

(11:45):
few days later He showed up with both and flowers
on his way to a date with someone else, just
because he thought she might like to finally try uh
the combo wow, just like you know. And he's like
has friends with everyone he's ever dated, so like you know,
he's like, I don't know, right, yeah, just a kind

(12:06):
of person. God, I thought it was gonna be something
really cool, but I just want to say, we're an
urban dictionary. Uh, Kianu is a guy. No matter how
much you're trying not to love him, he will always
be the number one boyfriend you could ever had, even urban, dictous, unanimous,
no matter what, Kiana, Kiana will make you smile. Yeah,
I mean that's true. Yeah, that's damn true. Um. Sorry,

(12:30):
could arrived with a note or a little package saying
I thought about what you said, and he would have
his so all right. And she talks about when I
first met him, I would spend as much time as
I could feeling a silence, just to feel comfortable. And
the more I jibber jabbered on, the quieter he would get,
and I thought, I don't understand what's happening. He's looking
at me with eyes of confusion. He's quiet did I
say something to offend him? And then a day or

(12:52):
two later he would arrive with a note or a
little package saying I thought about what you said, and
he would have his response. Wow. I wish I was
comfortable enough to do that, because usually I'm just like
panicking that I don't know what to say. Yeah, if
it was me like that, bit would be I give
them a thing like, yo, I'm sorry, I wasn't speaking.
I was just so high and uncomfortable. UM, right here,

(13:16):
please take this cookie basket token of my appreciation for
engaging with me. There you go, U. Unite the Right
is trending for arguably the best reason trending for that
trial went the wrong way for the Unite the Right organizers,
that group of racis mos uh. They are up there

(13:37):
on the hook for twenty five million in liability for
you know, just damages and people who suffered during that horrific,
horrific event in um. And if you kept up with
the trial, I mean this, if if this didn't go
this way, you'd be like this is the like they
were the Their defense was terrible. They were like up

(14:00):
there being like, I don't know if I've ever said
racist stuff and then they would just read whole chat
transcripts back to them and they're like, oh, yeah, maybe
I did say that that was me. Wow, that's mean, Well,
that's not my name's like yeah, because that was an
avatar and user name you're using. But that's from your
that's you. Okay, here's your head roughly crudely photoshopped onto

(14:22):
Pepe's body. Yeah, exactly, this is a gift of you
morphing into Pepe. And finally, uh, Thanksgiving is upawn us
day after tomorrow a m tomorrow. Be like Cowboys or
the Lions who play on who plan Thanksgiving? The Packers,
Cowboys and the Lions always always play, not not against

(14:45):
each other, but they were always the team's playing America's teams,
America's team, the Lions. I feel like Green Bay also
plays usually. I don't know, man, uh, feeling good about Thanksgiving.
I'm feeling very good about thanks give because my in
laws are here. I love my in laws and it's
just fun as hell. They haven't been around our kids

(15:08):
in a long time, and just everything our kids do,
they're like, wow, this is amazing. They're just like yeah, yeah, man,
oh yeah. Every day it's it's actually like when you
live with it, it's kind of a lot, but I'm
glad that you are appreciating the cognitive development. And you're cooking.
Who's cooking. We're doing the American stuff We're just gonna

(15:31):
get from Whole Foods. And then uh my Ohma is
making a bunch of Korean food. Yeah, yeah with the
traditional ship, you know what I mean. Yeah, I was like,
you know, I really like stuffing, maybe I can make that.
And then I was like, nah that I think I
am going to make my mom's mac and cheese, which
is pretty pretty dirty. It has been called heroin food

(15:55):
heroin by people who have tried it by people who
have tried heroin, so yeah, people who have done both.
Actually kind of a weird thing, but it's pretty good.
I'll say, you will be nodding off because it's so
heavy after you're reading. All right, well, uh, that's gonna
do it for us on this Tuesday. We are back

(16:16):
tomorrow with a whole last episode of the show, one
last trends, and then we are off for Thanksgiving. Um,
but yeah, until then, be kind to each other, be
kind to yourselves, get the booster, get the vaccine, don't
do nothing about white supremacy, and we'll talk to you
all tomorrow. Bye bye,

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