North Korea Predicted The Future? The Coming Vaping Wave 5.4.18

In episode 141, Jack & Miles are joined by comedian Eric Lampaert to discuss Big Vape and tobacco companies, the current White House administration being a complete mess (Trump undercutting Giuliani, drama in the EPA and Department of Interior), the propaganda film in North Korea showing the meeting of the US and Kim Jong Un, a look at the Royal Wedding coming up, bloidwatch, & more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season twenty nine, episode
five of The Daily's Eight Guys for May four, two tea.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a K. Jacko butt Stuff
that ak courtesy of super producer Anna hos Me, A
who thinks it's weird that Stuff Media does not have

(00:20):
a podcast called but stuff and uh yeah verbally abuses
me all day every day in the office by setting
saying what's that but yeah? Shout out to superproducer Anna
hos Me and I'm thrilled to be joined as always
by my co host, Mr Miles Gray, Miles Gray, Miles Gray,

(00:43):
Miles Gray, Miles Gray, Thank you, Blake Churning, and I'm
gonna live my life Gray with the gang. Yes, thank
you so much to Blake Churning for that aga on Twitter.
Keep them come in, y'all. We're thrilled to be joined
by yet another comedian who appeared on the Cracked Live

(01:07):
Show with me. You were on more than once, except
you remember this, except I remember this time. He is
the hilarious Eric lampere Ak walk what's myk the storm
and Norman the Storm and Norman Yeah, I don't know,
I'm just coming up with anything, dels is great. Hes okay, well, lampair,

(01:31):
let's figure let's figure this out lamp here. Maybe the
listeners can tweet him or something like right, oh yeah, Miles.
Not to embarrass you, but when he said yours was great,
he was clearly talking to me. You're right my ego, Eric,
What is something from your search history that will tell
our users, our listeners something because a drug? Yeah, that's right.

(01:54):
Watched I watched to think called the pyramid Coude on Netflix.
Is that incredible to like a loose change type thing?
But it's a nonsense, It's all nonsense. I think it's nonsense.
But that you know that there's a lot of archaeologists
that find evidence that the pyramids and stuff are way
older than we think, and some of them thinking that
the pyramids were actually electrical conductors to give Egyptians electricity. Yeah.

(02:20):
I like that because because it's coated with limestone, which
is a good insulator, and then the granite in in
the middle is all like really good for conducting and
granite granite, Oh yeah, granite. I'm joking because that's what
I have to change my accent. And some people are like,
I'm joking. I'm suing around. I never really I have
to change it. Like I can't say water because people

(02:42):
are like, I'm sorry, what, and I'm like, you can
get a glass of water. I know I have to
say water, and they're like water, I thought you wanted
about water. I thought you said you want a child
from a war torn country, Like this is juice. So
I had to like search by that this was nonsense
or not. And it is nonsense, but it's still super

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interesting and it is still limestone, and it is still
granite in the middle. And also there's like water like
pathways underneath the pyramid, which means that when the Nile floods,
the water goes in and out under the pyramids, which
we can actually create electric currents. So there is some
scientific you could say, but it's not not not enough

(03:27):
to create a whole power pot. Those are my favorite
kinds of like old timey sort of theories about like
ancient technology. Always always like how did they get those
stone things so spherical? Yeah, I just think in general
that ancient cultures were way more advanced than we give
them credit for. Maybe not the Egyptians, because we've been
obsessed with the egypt and their stuff held up better

(03:49):
than other stuff. But like there were huge cities in
Mexico and in the Americas that we just like built
fucking parking lots on top of because we're just like, uh,
with dicks, we're assholes, and also because there was all
sorts of vegetation over them. But one thing I didn't
know about the Pyramids until writing for Cracked, when I

(04:10):
learned just all the annoying information that makes me terrible
to have conversations with. The Pyramids were like coated in.
Back when they were built, they were like really shiny,
so they were like blinding. It was it was like
the most ostentatious thing you could do. Like not only
did you like build these giant constructions to like just
basically dick extensions, but they were like blindingly bright, like

(04:34):
during daytime. Did they have some Did they have sunglasses
back then? I don't think so. I don't know. I
transitions lenses. I know that the makeup that they put
on helps to reflect them. Yeah, it's like I blacked
from That's why I did it. Like that wild eyeliner
that like when you watch like Stargate, like they were
like really into fashion that it's not why American football

(04:55):
players put like black black baseball to like ancient Egyptians. Yeah, exactly.
We learned so much, so much technology. What is something
you think is over Netflix and streaming services? Okay, the
thing you just saw the pyramid thing on? Yeah, no,
I love it, but I end up just lounging on
sofa like all day because it just says you want

(05:17):
to play the next episode, and you want to play
the next episode, and it just makes me a hermit.
Do you ever find when it says, hey, you're still watching?
You respond violently, Oh yeah, because really angry, And then
I go, yes, I am still watchingsode exactly if you've
been rotting on a couch for however many hours and
you who knows where the things are, are you still watching?

(05:39):
I literally do that ship when I watch. I'm like,
yes I am, and actually say that, and then I'll
just hit ejaculate. A good point as well. Netflix is
watching us, watching how much content we're watching, and judging
us through subtweets. Yeah, there's a guy on the other
end of the screen just being like this motherfucker's still watching. Yeah,
They're like this, dude, are you paying attention? This part

(06:00):
really good This man has watched the Dundees episode of
the Office seventy times. I like the part where he
offends the Asian people. I just think it's funny. That's
one way that Netflix is sort of corporate marketing. Wing
has decided to be like fun and cheeky is being like, hey,
whoever is watching Beverly Hillbilly's eighty times? Get some help.

(06:21):
It's like, funk yourself, Netflix, like like judge us, why
am I on trial? Because I like Jed Clampett. That's right?
And also it's tight. They moved to Beverly Hills. They're
figuring it out, you know what I mean. There's a
lot of cool. Uh. You know what's her face? Uh?
The mom from Back to the Future. She plays a
French teacher who doesn't have an accent. You know, I

(06:42):
really funk with the Beverly Hillbillies movie. Maybe this is me.
But also, like another thing with Netflix is the fact
that there's so much choice. It makes me sort of
angry and lethargic, and that like, this is now so
much choice. I spent about an hour just flicking through
and then going fine, I'll watch this right, And I
should have just been outside that's what I'm saying. Hanging
out with real people, I do that same ship when

(07:03):
I eat. Yeah, I'm trying to find a thing on Netflix,
and by the time I've decided, my food has already
rotted away because it's been seven days of going through
the infinite number of viewing choices. Which now it's like,
that's why I try and find a show I can
just binge on so I don't have to think and
just be like, no, I'm continuing this path because yeah,
it's like the man, it's like the menu Cheesecake Factory.
There's too much on there for sure. Uh no, y'all

(07:26):
hear me about the Cheesecake Factory. Yeah, yeah, And it's
like a textbook is the menu. It is a testament
to I think it is the peak of like Western appropriation,
like the Cheesecake Factory menu, because they do everything like
in a way that is very delicious. It's not authentic

(07:46):
and any even well at all, but they have all
types of food and they just fucking nail it every time.
And yeah, I think people will look back, like once
we're all gone, aliens will come down and like the
Cheesecake Factory menu will be one one of their peak achievements.
They will consider that our hammurabid, we just pulled everything
from everywhere, and we're just like, look upon this, Santa

(08:09):
Fe spring rolls, avocado, egg rolls, chicken littles. It's just
some kind of secret to their technology. What is something
that you think is not underrated? Twenty three and me?
You know all these DNA sides. Yeah, uh, you know
a lot of people sort of poop poo it. And
I think it's bloody great because aren't we all on
this earth trying to figure out where we're from and

(08:31):
where we're going. And I did the DNA test and
it's amazing, Like the journey that you can just learn
just from your blood and DNA is amazing. And I've
got like a really weird skull, and so I've learned
I'm like three point six Neanderthal. And that's a that's
a thing that it will tell you, it's like how
much neander Yeah, yeah, so I'm three point six. I
think most so pretty much all white people will definitely

(08:53):
have Neanderthal in them because when home Sapiens and herb
Neanhal's lift side by side in Europe and Africa and stuff,
her you know, Montague and Capitalette style. Yeah, and so
the DNA is like alive in US. That's why sometimes
you see men with like really low ridge eyebrows. You know,
that's a Neanthal trait. So so I kind of like that.

(09:14):
I like to discover where we all. Do you find
any other new things about you, like ethnicity that you
didn't know well, like in the last five years. You know,
I'm mainly French and British obviously, but then the whole
of Europe has just one big orgy. Yeah, and then
there's you know, I was like not point two percent Indian,
and you know that's only for the last far right.

(09:34):
Homo genus has been around for millions of years. But
travel to Europe. Sorry, I'm just taking two young children.
I just I feel like if if if everyone could
just do the DNA test, it would had more answers.
They did some commercials to where there are people who

(09:54):
sort of had these sort of racist beliefs about other groups,
and then they showed them their own DNA and they're like,
you are actual, really part of that group, and like
their commercial was like, oh my god, I didn't even Yeah.
There were like TV shows ABC had a TV show
that was I think at least partially sponsored by one
of these DNA testing houses. I guess that where famous

(10:15):
people would find out surprising stuff about their background. I
have an aunt who just got her results and she
had like the most boring thing you can find out.
It's like, oh, we're all Irish, like Irish, like the
Irish were left alone for quite a long time. There
is there is you can claim I'm a pure blooded Irish.

(10:38):
And obviously, like the whole DNA thing, it can be used,
you know, maliciously, I guess. But that is supposedly how
they found a Golden State killer last week. Yeah, and
that's something that's really interesting. That's too to have found
him through his family members who did twenty three and yeah,
kind of totally yeah, and that's why. Yeah, for me,
the one I'm gonna do next is the African ancestry one,
because being African American, you don't know where in Africa.

(11:01):
You just know Georgia, Mississippi. That's where I know my
family is. But yeah, any anything from their middle passage on,
I don't know where that I don't know. And that's
like a thing that to me that has the biggest
appeal because that creates a whole other dimension of my
identity that has been historically just obscured. So sure shout

(11:22):
out to uh the DNA test for sure. Although it
was funny they were they were advertising that with like
the World Cup, where it was like people taking the
DNA tests, like, well, I guess I'm gonna support Spain
now in the World Cup, or like Argentina because people
saw that, like I'm Brazilian, so name ours and now
my new favorite. That's interesting. Look, if you don't think
this is at least partially sponsored by the CIA, bro,
you're crazy. This is all an FBI plot to get

(11:45):
us all charted so they can solve all the crimes.
Thank you. Yeah, but you haven't even to worry about, right,
So moving on right, Zodiac Killer. Yeah, so that's a
that's an update on the Golden State Killer. Thing that
we talked about last week is that they apparently, because
the Zodiac Killer decided to be cute and send the
newspapers all these notes like taunting them, he had to

(12:09):
lick envelopes and so they have they have DNA samples
that they're going to try to track down of the
Zodiac so exciting. It's amazing that we can do that now.
And you know, you watched like Minority Report, where you
can sort of just you know, work out through time
and space what someone's going to do before I do it. Yeah,
and that seems far fetched now, but I'm terrified of
what life is going to be like in a thousand years.

(12:31):
Like I've got some weird secrets that I've kept to myself.
I've not murdered anyone, I've not done anything bad towards people,
but a quotes, I'm not murdered anyone named someone horribly.
I just want there's some secrets hole to keep to myself.
And I'm terrified that there's gonna be technology one day,

(12:51):
you know that's gonna be able to uncover like our
Black Mirror style where they're like, let's go into your memories. Yeah,
and they can already do that. There's an amazing series
called Through the Wormhole the Right by Mrgan Freeman, and
the stuff that scientists can already do now that we
don't know about is amazing. Oh God, it's so excited.
Smart lead and watch that. I was listening to the

(13:12):
detective who was behind the whole Golden State killer sort
of brand storm of like creating the undercover profile of
him on one of the DNA places. And he made
the point that I think is kind of an interesting
argument I hadn't quite heard, is that even though this
seems a little shady, like the way that they were

(13:32):
narrowing down suspects before they did the d N A
thing was like somebody coming in and being like, look,
I had this abusive husband who like in this place,
and so you would just like have to cast this
huge net. And so all they're doing is like narrowing
down people, and it's doing it in a way that
is actually scientific as opposed to, you know, anybody who
looked like this really vague sketch, we bring them in

(13:56):
and like fucking rough them up. Like that's not a
good Because other side is the the amount of people
who have had convictions overturned because of DNA evans to
who were innocent the whole time. But the Innocence project
is yeah, so I guess you know, it's a mighty
sword that cuts both ways. One thing I didn't know
is that because we have become more scientific about crime

(14:17):
solving and our standard has gone up, uh, we used
to clear ninety percent of murders like in the eighties
and seventies, meaning they would at least arrest somebody making arrest. Uh,
And now it's down to like sixty percent because there
was that thirty percent barrier where they were just like, well,
nobody's gonna check on this, right, So they like, what

(14:38):
are you gonna science? This ye on Netflix called Forensic Files,
and I got lost in there for a few seasons,
which is horrible because every episode is the same, Right,
we didn't know who this guy was. But then twenty
years later they found some DNA right every single time,
it's just then was DNA right? And sadly this man

(15:01):
was in jail for thirty years. Oops. And then finally,
what is a myth? Just a definition? What is a myth? Eric? No,
what can you tell us a myth something that people
think might be true that you A couple of weeks ago,
I bumped into this lovely lady who believes that the
earth is hollow. It's something that I already knew about

(15:23):
a little bit like a coconut. So she believed that
there is no core of there's no care, and there's
actually a society that lives inside the Earth and Indian Tarctic, Antarctica.
There's a there's a tunnel where you can actually go
in and then you can go out with them are
people you can go hang out with them, and and
she was very sweet, and she was torn between wanting
to go there and staying with her boyfriend. And I

(15:46):
couldn't stop laughing, right, And it was the thing is
she was very sweet. I was trying to understand her,
but also I was like, you're an idiot, and but
I desperately told he. I was like, look, your boyfriend
is not good enough. Just go. I was I just
leave it, Like, if you really want to go live
with them, like you should go live with it. I
have a feeling that's where your actual boyfriend is. You're true,

(16:09):
you're wasting your time above ground with you. You You know,
if we did your DNA test, I bet you're related
to them exactly. Amazing you get your DNA test back
Hull person, isn't that awful? And someone is really kind
hearted and they're saying something so wacky and you're like, oh,

(16:32):
because party just wants to be like can I do?
Can I just riff on you real quick? Yeah? I
really wanted to come on the pub colors. Actually I
would just bully her, which is not fair and not nice.
But you know what, I admire people who are crazy
in that way because we have lost the imagination from
our craziness or you know, our paranoia, because in the
past you had crazy ship like that and you know,

(16:53):
mall people and all sorts of stuff the moon landing,
and now I feel like all of our paranoia has
just gone to uh or Obama a Muslim. Basically, that's
that's just what everybody wasted come because goddamn science and
information that is that is convoluted. I love that. There's

(17:15):
just next week I'm hosting the show, guys, Jack went
to Antarctica to find his real mole family. I'm at
least part hobbit. So let's get to based on man
that is not too far off from the truth. All right,
let's talk about We're gonna take a sample of the

(17:36):
global slash national share consciousness, what people are thinking and
talking about right now today at the moment we record.
And this was something, uh that came as a surprise
to me. Uh. This is also I'm just warning you guys,
going to be our most controversial story to date. Full disclosures.
I when Jack brought this up, I said, I don't
know if we should take the show here. People expect

(17:58):
us to have some modicum of decency. I know we
have hot takes from times, but again, Jack, you're gonna
I'm I'm, I'm sorry, but I'm divorcing yourself. You want,
you chose to do this. I have nothing to do
with this story, so go burn up with this firetake. So,
based on my time at Cracked, I am unfortunately aware
that talking about vaping is the most dangerous thing you

(18:20):
can do on the internet because people are very passionate
about their belief that vaping is not bad for you.
Uh And I just read a story about something called Jewel,
which is this slickly designed e cigarette that looks like
a USB drive, tastes like candy, and apparently it's taking

(18:42):
over America's middle and high schools uh at right now,
um to the point that they actually UH spoke with
a principle at a school who said that there's this
like massive wave coming and you can see it, to
the point that all the freshmen and sophomores are using
the Jewel thing in class basically. Uh and but juniors

(19:04):
and seniors aren't. So it just like nailed this demographic
of like middle school students. Uh, it's they It all
tastes like candy. It tastes delicious. Uh, and it's meant
to yes, it's so. The way that they are selling
this and getting away with this is they're claiming this
is a smoking cessation product. This is just meant for
people who currently smoke. It's a safer way to do that,

(19:26):
just to get that feeling of blowing a cloud out right. However, Um,
some things that contradict that it tastes like candy, and
the design makes it easy to disguise as a USB drive,
So that's weird. One pod has twice the nicotine of
a pack of cigarettes. And uh, they don't have a
system of like nicotine tapering like you would in an

(19:48):
actual smoking cessation program. Instead, uh, you just start just
nailing yourself with even more nicotine. Um. And then the
fact that they have successfully marketed it to just such
a specific demographic that you can actually like see the
cliff where I live. I live by a middle school,
and I see spent jewel cartridges all over my neighborhood. Yeah,

(20:10):
I mean it's like, well, it's weird. At first, I
was like, oh, I think somebody's smoking like a PAXs era.
Like there's like a weed one that it looks like,
which is like a very sleek stick and you put
the cannabis oil pot on the top and it's like
the same thing. So when I saw I was like, oh,
I shop, look at this, And then I sounded like,
what the funk is this jewel ship? Yea, and yeah,
there's it's more and more. We've been seeing rit ups
about the new wave that the kids love vapor now,

(20:31):
and so if you google this, uh, you'll see a
lot of things that are like big tobacco doesn't want
you to know how safe vaping is. But if you
look at the u r l s on those pages,
they all have the word vape in them. It's like
vapeing dot Com, vape truth dot isn't the vaping stuff
all owned by tobacco people. So that's the other thing,

(20:52):
is like there's a lot of evidence that it is.
It's just I don't mind it when people say I
like vaping, it's your life. But it's just when cigarettes
came out, tobacco people were like, it's safe, and that's
proven that it's not. And it's so obvious that as
soon as cigarettes went down, tobacco people who are making millions,
they're not gonna go, Okay, well we'll just let burnout obviously,

(21:15):
just buy a new product. Vaping it's more possibly weird. Yes,
I mean as somebody who was hooked on smoking cessation
products longer than I smoked. Uh yeah, I was like
I was doing the nicarette. I was doing a patch snooze,
which is not not a safe alternative, but it's like
one of a little pass Yeah, you can passed out

(21:38):
the first one because sixteen I did it. Me and
my homies and things like Chris and I and Alex.
We were on our backs in my front yard. My
mom was like, what the fund is going on? I
was like yeah, and none of that ship is good.
The only way I quit was like a year and
a half ago. I was finally like all right, I'm
just not going to do any of that ship. And
I was a wreck for twenty four hours and then

(21:58):
you're over it. But yeah, I mean all this ship
about like you know, a safe nicotine delivery system, like
you're still addicted to a poison essentially, Well, here come
the wave of I mean, you're gonna be mad at
saying yes, but yeah, you like to blow your robot
dicks in public and some of them explode and you'll

(22:20):
face I think I've heard stories like that. I mean, again,
I get why people like to vape, because I'm a
huge smoker, like of weed. And for a while I
realized this sensation of just blowing out smoke like there
was more of an oral fixation than perhaps just that
I wanted to smoke weed. Then I realized, no, it's
just part of who I am. But yeah, I can
see the why people want to do it. But it's

(22:40):
interesting when people get so defensive about It's like, you know,
if people don't think you're vaping looks as tight as
you think it looks, there's no reason to come at them.
Just keep it rocking. It's how it's how to admit
that you're wrong though, like anyone even maybe you know,
I'm sure, but it's not even a right or wrong thing,
you know what I mean. It's like it's like a
style of thing. It's like, I like to smoke this
vape and if you've like, he's very like you'll you know,

(23:01):
for the last three years and someone goes, you're wrong,
you shouldn't stop that, right, But I've got it for
three years and I love it. So if you're doing
it instead of smoking cigarettes for the past three years,
that's probably a better choice. Uh, And yeah, more power
to you. But I do think just we kind of
lost sight of big tobacco. It was like a thing

(23:22):
that we thought we had dealt with. And because the
Truth campaign the truth, I think the Truth campaign really
hurt our ability to hate big tobacco because the Truth
campaign was so whack. It was like, yeah, kids, get
ready for a truth bomb came through and this guy
kick flipped over a pack of cigarettes. It's just like
super whack. And I think if the Truth campaign wasn't

(23:44):
created by Big Tobacco, it might as well have been
because it was like so whack and just like made being.
But all those commercials they do pat themselves on the
back about how youth smoking has gone down, but I
guess maybe because now they're just vaping. Yeah. Well, and
also I think because every year kids get some like
that's an actual i Q test fact that every yr
kids get smarter. And also information has become much easier

(24:07):
to find and not I don't like that idea because
I'm I'm out here living like we're the smartest people
on earth. Yeah, and I don't want to know that
kids are getting smart, No, totally. I mean up until us,
and then they started getting dumber for some reason. So
we were the peak. Yeah, definitely, Okay, dignity maintain, but yeah,
I think it's time to you know, the food industry

(24:28):
is using a lot of the big tobacco techniques to
addict people and you know, kill people, and it's really
bad for us. But we shouldn't lose sight of the
fact that big tobacco is still out here, big vape.
Even though this jewel thing is not made by one
of the big tobacco companies, it's made by two Stanford
design grads who are just like two tech bros who

(24:51):
are like, we just wanted to disrupt the industry, and
one of them had a background to Apple design. And
you know, they're making billions of dollars off of addicting
middle school students. So I don't know, it kind of
makes sense if you like money more than you like
strangers far away from you, right, like you kind of
don't care? Yeah, right, Yeah, Like the Jewel y'all. Do

(25:14):
you mean people care though that? Like if you tell
someone that vaping is bad, do you think that it matters?
Like I know that riding a motorbike makes you more
likely to die than riding a car. Yeah, I still
do it because I love it. I don't think it's
s I don't think it's gonna make anybody who's currently
vaping be like you know what, But I think it

(25:34):
might make kids. I think if you're around young kids,
you could just look at and be like, yo, knock
that ship off and smoke this weed, because exactly that
Jeweling doing shit right. That's my advice of the kids. Man,
don't let me. You're gonna looks you sell Yeah, middle schools. Yeah,
because I'm like, yo, I'm like, oh, you need to
pack airpot. I'm like the fund is this Jewels ship
trying to creep on the market. All Right, We're gonna

(25:56):
take a quick break. We'll be right back. M h
And we're back. And uh So we wanted to talk
about just the messiest group of middle two uh late

(26:16):
stage old white men that you've ever encountered. They're just
like such a bitchy, uh sewing circle. But So Trump
came out today on talking about Giuliani. Uh. And you know,
he and Giuliani had come together, uh and talked about
the strategy where they were gonna, you know, say that

(26:38):
Trump gave the money to his lawyer Cohen. Uh and
you know that was going to save them from getting
in trouble for campaign finance. And now it turns out
that's not true. Uh. And in fact, they are still
in trouble. And now Trump has totally throwing Juliana. I
love Julianni. Now he went on Sean, how does he show,

(27:02):
which is basically Trump's wet dream, Yeah, and he basically
just went, oh, oh Trump knows. He totally knows. And
even Handy had that more He's like, oh he did
like like I don't even know if he tried to
act surprise, like as if he didn't know the whole
time that Sean Handy has been lying to the American people. Yeah,

(27:22):
but it was funny his reaction when he said that.
He goes, oh, he reimbursed, He goes, oh. I don't
think he was supposed to say this. I think it
was a situation because like Sara Huckabee, Sanders obviously know
she's lying to people, but she didn't know that they
had decided to tell that lie, so she was hurt.
When she was inside the White House, she was like,
I didn't know until I didn't know we were talking

(27:44):
about that until he went on. And then her battle
with April Ryan was extended because look, April Ryan shout
out to Abriel Ryan because you don't funk around and
you'll tell you will call Sarah Sanders at all the time.
But Sarah Sanders reacted pretty crazily to her because she
was April Ryan was like, oh, but you seemed like
you were blindside. Are you hurt by that? And she goes, look,
you don't know me, like basically what Sarah Sanders said her,

(28:05):
You don't know me, you don't know anything. You don't
know how I feel or whatever. It's like Sid always
looks hurt. Yeah I know, And that's like that's the
kind of thing you say when you're a hurt teenager,
you know what I mean? You don't know me? A
really like sweet woman like who have worked with her,
Like she keeps in touch with everybody she's ever worked with,
and it's just like the nicest person. I don't think
I don't think she has. I mean, clearly she might

(28:26):
not be the most scrupulous person, but she definitely not
the most scrupulous, but like, yeah, I don't know. God,
it almost hurts to know that she would be like, hey, Miles,
how have you been. I'm like, we worked that one
job together when I worked at the coach store at
the mall. Like everybody who's ever worked with her like
loves her. Granted they all might be weird fucking Republicans,
but she's supposedly a very kind hearted person. I just

(28:50):
read a profile of her where you get the sense
that she, like a lot of people, just kind of
got swept into this thing and you know, getting off,
Sarah had had a sense that this guy had like
was onto something with his political instincts, and you know,
just let that blinder to the fact that she was
gonna have to be lying to America for a living.

(29:12):
But again, it's the same thing it's going back to,
it's hard to admit that you're wrong once once you're
in you're in, yeah, because you'll look like a chump
if you just go, oh, that was bad. It's like
it's like the pyramid code. People, you know that there's
enough evidence, plenty of evidence to prove that that's not
what it was. You know, the pyramids being electrical conductors.
But if you spent thirty years of your life working

(29:34):
on this theory, someone's you're like, it is alright, it
passed me that jewel. I guess it's it's you know,
it is very hard. And I think that's why also,
to a lot of Republicans would rather retire than either
stand up and be honest and say this this president
is basically her harming my chance of staying in Congress.

(29:56):
And rather than say I was wrong to embrace this
person that was like, fun, I'm gonna get off and
just make it look like I returned, Which is weird
because actually, if they stood up and and just told
the trader chance for re election, yeah, if they stood
up and went, look, I kind of sucked up, but
like I really intended to do the right thing. But
I think I sucked up. People would have gone okay,
because people make mistakes, yeah, exactly, and I think that

(30:18):
would be the create that. I mean, if the GOP
really wanted to roll the dice, because I mean, it's
looking bad either way, just test out a couple of
Republicans going, you know what I'm not. I'm a Republican,
but I'm not a Trump agenda Republican. Like, if that's
someone who is up against you know, like a challenger,
I might I could be popular with us, but they
would be able to get you would draw independence though,

(30:38):
is the thing, you know what I mean, Like, he'll
clearly get the base. They they may abandon or whatever,
but if you're fighting activating that thirty of Americans because
you need to bring some people over to to maintain
and also doing stand up like around America, you know,
you perform to both red and blue. Yeah, and I
made plenty of red people who are like, you know,
I'm a Republican, but this is kind of not representing

(30:59):
no right and it makes people who are actually conservatives
who aren't like sort of about the ideological platform of
the GOP right now, those people are definitely kind of
in a weird spot and being like that's why there
were so many pieces like mourning the Republican Party and
like the last year the wild ride has gone on
and like the last loss of identity. Now, as for
the people who are too close to the administration to

(31:23):
you know, get away, it just gets real messy, it
gets chaotic because he changes how he's feeling at any
given time. Uh and so it's just this clusterfucking backstabbing
and amazing though. Yeah, so what what is this Scott Prue? Okay,
so Scott Prue, who is the head of the e
p A. We talked about him enough. He is, Well,

(31:43):
he's just the most corrupt, just kleptocrat ever. Again, let
me just run a quick list down tot you have
to speed. He rented a condo from a lobbyist wife
and then also allowed that lobbyist to submit uh committees
or submit posts that he needed to fill for a
science committee. He took a trip to Morocco that was
planned by a lobbyist. He's smart. He was like announced

(32:04):
like this smart sector's program that allowed regulated industries to
have a greater say and how they're regulated. He used
his siren and flashing lights to get to a dinner
that he was late for, just like a personal dinner
that he was late for. And then when the person
who was like on a security detail was like, yeah,
that's actually not what that's for, he had him demoted
and like sent elsewhere. Because he's just like an evil

(32:25):
fucking ship. And there's a rumor that he's never even
touched a tree. Never. It's the state of things. So anyway,
it suffice it to say he's in a lot of
hot water. And also like he built like another spy
proof office in Oklahoma that they're like, you don't need
a fucking skiff and like a soundproof booth to talk
in in Oklahoma, no one like. And he also has

(32:48):
he travels first class everywhere because says if I flat coach,
the regular plebs will put their hands all over me
and tell me how evil I am. So that so anyway,
he has a lot of ship going on. So one
of his administrators basically tried to get him out of
hot water. One of like I think it was a
press staffer at the e p A, this guy Michael Abode.
He went around trying to shop a negative story about

(33:10):
Ryan Zinky, who's the Secretary of the Interior, about how
Ryan Zinky was actually coordinating to plot against one of
Pruett's ex staffers to make Pruitt look bad. So basically
the e p A was trying to plant stories about
another department to get the heat off of Scott. It
really does feel like a reality TV show, the whole thing.
I mean, the the EPA denies it up and down,

(33:32):
but like the journalists are doing, Like we have the
emails where you're going to a journalist being like, hey,
so this is what's going on, okay, and you might
want to write about this happen and it's just so sloppy.
And the other thing that I don't know if we
actually mentioned this is that when the whole Scott Pruitt
ship started to come out, We're like, God, this is
a fucking crazy story coming out. Like it was like
a fucking flood of Scott Pruett stories of just like

(33:55):
all the ship that he did wrong, we just listened off,
like maybe ten percent of them. Yeah. And then so
we come to find out according to one of these
trade industry trade magazines, it was actually the work of
disgraced White House domestic abuser Rob Porter. Right, so not
walk with me here. Rob Porter is the dude who
was Hope Pick's boyfriend and also had some exs and

(34:16):
he couldn't get FBI clearance because he was abusive to
some exces of his That was why Rob Porter was ousted,
had had to leave, and it was a big, huge thing,
and everybody John Kelly and trumple oh, he's a good
guy with Prior to that though, I mean, he had
the like hottest female associate of Trump, Hope Picks, like
they were dating. He was being rumored to replace John

(34:38):
Kelly as chief of staff, like he was on a
fast track. And the only problem was he couldn't get
FBI clearance because he was a serial domestic abusing. So
when he got in hot water because someone told legal
White House Council Don McGann about this, we come to
find out that that person was one of Scott Pruitt's
aids named Samantha Drevis, who was since left the E

(35:01):
p A. But how did she know about all these
Rob port allegations because she was also a fucking X
of Rob Porter. So not this guy is dating everybody
I guess in the administration, administration and so basically Porter
at that point, when he found out that it was
his ex that got him in all this trouble, that's
when he started leaking all this ship to the press
about Pruitt to get back at her. So this is

(35:23):
the kind of like it's just it's soap opera. Ship
that's going on. Yeah, it is like the messiest court,
like the craziest backstabbing royal court ship that you would
ever read from history. But it's happening because Parliament ever
get this messy Yeah, I'm sure. But the British dead
and side, Yeah exactly, it's not as animated. It's not. Yeah,

(35:43):
because this is clearly like oh that funk, I can't
believe she said that ship. I'm gonna get her now,
like it's But the crazy thing is, no one even
in this administration or in this uh in the government
right now, is even like they're not cunning enough to
even do like pull off these deceptions in a way
that people are like, wow, wonder what happened there. It's
always like, oh, no, equals be equals. See. This is

(36:03):
why it's very clear, it's very transparent why everyone is
behaving the way. I do think it also has to
do with the fact that there are just NonStop leaks
because the president on the first week of his administration
just completely alienated the intelligence and all of the people
who work for him, so like they just get NonStop
leaks like this is a ship you might get away

(36:25):
with if it weren't this White House where you know,
everybody hates them and so they are just being everything
they do is being leaked to the media. Um, but
not everyone hates them. Everyone. A lot of the people
I think Kim Jong n like Stronald Trump, yeah, man,
based on how they're warming up. Yeah, so yeah, I

(36:48):
mean clearly they you know, they did say that they
are possibly going to be releasing like all U S
State detainees there in North grew, which is a huge thing,
which is not normal. Yeah, three of them. So that's
an interesting step. Uh. And now they're going to be
the handshake and that step that he did with the
South Korean privy that was president. It's cool, Like it's
like suggesting he's not his dad, right right, Yeah, and

(37:11):
that's kind of potentially a good step forward. Yeah. He's
a millennial man, you know what I mean. Yeah, so
you just gotta get on it. Give him some jewels
and ship selet's bring that technology over hopefully, don't be
like and these are the jewels, You're gonna love these
better than cigarettes. But yeah, they will be meeting soon
and things. It looks like for the amount of people
that are saying that Trump should get the Nobel Fries.

(37:31):
You think that clearly people think this meeting will go
very well. Right. So the one thing that people have
been reporting on this North Korean movie that we haven't
had a chance to watch, but it's like their most
famous uh not that one, not the official most famous movie,

(37:52):
but it is a five part work of propaganda, as
all of their movies in in that country are, uh
and in every movie, every movie in that country, there's
definitely an indie film scene. But even let's be honest,
even here, like even I grew up watching American films
and you had to be a violent man. Oh my god. Well,

(38:14):
every Michael Bay film probably pays for the American flag
companies and the military too to be like, yo, look
how cool our weapons are. And it works though, Like
top Gun wasn't Top Gun made for Navy recruitment. Yeah,
that's how they got access to all of the weaponry.
And you know the one thing that you really can't
get it without the sign off of the military as

(38:36):
aircraft carriers, because you just can't build one of those
beres like Eccentric, who's like a fucking city and that's
floating in the middle of the ocean. So they were
able to get the sign off by basically letting the
Air Force write a movie for them. Uh, but they
had a script in what the d O D just
had like notes basically I think Top Gun. It was

(38:57):
like full of most underwritten by the most interwoven that
it's ever been. I wonder how many like films. NASA's payful.
They have no money. Eric, they have no money. They
can't even paid for fucking hoodies for the gift store
to the gift store to be stocked. Yeah, the funding
for NASA has been really, really terrible. But I'm still

(39:19):
working on Clancy project. Oh yeah, they are. But I
think if you asked anyone at NASA could they use
more funding, they would say we're dying, we're starving from Yeah. Yeah.
That's also going back to the smoking thing, like the
f d A and all of the things that are
supposed to regulate food and drugs and all that ship
are the most starved government bureautym Yeah exactly, all right.

(39:42):
Our writer Jay McNabb posted the story about this movie
that's very popular within North Korea, where basically it's a
Japanese reporter thinks that North Korea is bad travels to
North Korea and uh, in a twist, it's actually, uh,
the most super awesome country is like a Charlie and

(40:04):
Chocolate factory style to North Korea. Right. But so the
entire sort of the the entire climax of this entire
of this five part piece of work of propaganda is
that the North Korean leader Kim Jong un meets with
Bill Clinton. Uh So the idea is that Obama is

(40:26):
too scared to go himself, and so he sends Bill
Clinton and that meeting has played with like triumphant music.
Because so this is the thing that I think, you know,
when Trump just immediately was like, yes, I'll meet with them,
lets me So there was like brief moments of that,
but then people just kind of moved on from it.

(40:47):
And that was kind of what was brilliant about him
and probably not intentionally so, but that's what worked out
so well with him just saying yes immediately, is there
was no like questioning and not a lot of articles
pointing out that America has been withholding this meeting for
like generations for you know, he would be he would

(41:07):
and all other presidents have turned it down, Like Clinton
was the closest we ever came he sent Madeline Albright
over to you know, scope it out, and they were like, no,
they're not fanned it not they're not ready for us,
and they we aren't close enough. Uh. And basically this
is giving him a huge sort of chip in his

(41:28):
hat legitimate because I think that's the thing, is an
official state visit from the President of the United States.
It lends legitimacy to whoever they're meeting with, and they've
always been very careful to not do that because they're like, no,
your rogue state that we are having to monitor, We're
not going to have diplomatic relations because you're doing things
that are obstructing us from and getting to that point. So, yeah,

(41:49):
this is a huge win because in all the propaganda,
it's like the moment that the president meets, it means
like and you see we are the we are here,
we here now, and that that's like the thing that
some people were just like, oh, were the nuclear weapons
always just to get a meeting? Was it really? Because
before everyone was like, well, he doesn't want to lose
power and why would he give up his nuclear weapons?

(42:09):
But it seems like he's opening up to that and
maybe he is just trying to do the thing that
his father and his grandfather could never do right. And
the way that the movie portrays it as happening, them
getting this huge concession from the United States is through
their nuclear program and through like getting all these weapons.
And sure enough, that seems that like, if you live

(42:30):
in North Korea, it looks like, wow, this work of
propaganda just came true, Like all of this is happening.
But also like, you know, you look at a map
of North Korea, you know, at night, and there's no
like electricity and there's no internet and stuff, and I
just think this new Kim He's cool. He wants the internet,
you know, he wants to crack podcast and the day
he's like, guys, he wants them that he wants it.

(42:51):
He wants he wants it. Yeah, I think that's what
it is. Well, you know, if you're listening, I'm young
to you, Kim Jong Uh shout shout out to you.
Let's talk about Dennis Rodman and the nineties Bulls, because
I know that's your favorite basketball team. But yeah, the
other details of this, like propaganda field, actually are so
amazing to me because there's like, you know, the relationship
between Korea in general and Japan has been tumultuous to

(43:14):
say the least. Uh. But there's like one character in
it who is like when it's announced that the US
will meet with North Korea, there's a quote a pro
US Japanese politician who suffers a stroke upon hearing the
news that the character becomes paralyzed from the waist down,
unable to speak and has become impotent and mute, so

(43:36):
that they go as far as going like this ship
is so powerful the Japanese dude Dick stopped working like ten,
Like Okay, I don't know if that really underlines the
fact of how monumental that is, but you know what propaganda.
Just hearing it, my erection went down, Yeah exactly. I mean,
I'm have Japanese, so I don't know what I'm gonna
do after this. I'm gonna have to watch some other
kind of propaganda. But I also like the idea of

(43:56):
like Obama's so shook by Kevin John Good, he gotta
so he gotta send Bill Clinton absolutely because they could
get Bill Clinton look alike to like play the role
or something, because yeah, well there is that. It's a
weird detail, isn't there Like that one guy. There's like,
they're a token white guy who defected to North Korea
and was like their white guy in so many films.

(44:18):
I'm not there's a documentary on Netflix work there was
this dude who Yeah, they they were he was like
their token white guy. But that's small, as is incredibly small.
Just go over there exactly for all the white men
out here who are struggle to get roles right now
because we're trying to diversify, Yo, just kick it over
to North Korea. Be like, bro, I'll play whatever part

(44:38):
you need. I mean, I do accent the IMDb over that.
He must be like number one, he has the market corner,
and like he has elevated status in North Korea, at
least at the time of the when the documentary was
being shown, Like he lived in like one of the
nicer buildings where like higher up administration officials are living.
So he really had a had a little little spot
out there. I might tell my wife, Yeah, if I

(45:03):
go up goose Egg on another pilot season, we're going
to Pyongyang. Sorry, um, But just to kind of put
in perspective how big a step up this is for
North Korea, Like the reason that they would have the
climax of their movie about themselves be just meeting with
the president. So their g d P. North Korea's GDP

(45:25):
is twelve point three eight billion dollars. Uh and America's
smallest state's g d P Vermont. Like not smallest, but
the smallest GDP is Vermont and it's thirty two billion dollars. Wait,
what's Rhode Islands? Rhode Island is cranking out more ship
than I have a soft spot for Vermont. Shout out Burlington,
shout out Essex Junction, uh St Michael's College. You know

(45:48):
what I mean? Uh yeah, anyway, like shape we're out here.
So yes, for a second, I had a struggle or
to me, i's like no from I cannot be at
the bottom of that. I like doing a little bit
of like because Uka, it's sort of it's okay because
there's no guns, so it's like daring here. I forget. Oh,

(46:10):
that's actually a noised that people can That's why Jack
and Anna duck to the ground. All right, we're gonna
take a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're
back and it is Friday, so that means it is

(46:30):
time for Bloyd. Here you go, all right, so we
almost have the Bloyd trifecta today because the Royal Wedding
is coming up. We have the Royal Wedding on almost
every cover. I love the Americans are bulick site by

(46:50):
the Royal wedding people, sane. I don't get it either.
And I have the same birthday as Prince Harry. Oh yeah,
and I'll say that again. Coincidence, I don't know. I mean,
that's what my mom always says, you're a prince. But
they like, stop smoking that weed in here, right, my prince.
But yeah, there's many things so much. I'm surprised though, too,

(47:13):
that even on the garbage like things like the Inquirer
and like the Examiner, that they're even talking about the
Royal wedding, because usually that's Trump's defense block mechanism where
they let okay and like US Weekly handled a puff
piece stories for any new listeners. Most of these tabloids
are published by American Media, Inc. Which is run by
one of Trump's best friends. He keeps all negative stories

(47:34):
off the front page about Donald Trump unless about a
lot of the stories that we see in the tabloids
appear to have been like dictated by Donald Trump, like
even they're written in his voice. But this week, after
like five straight weeks of NonStop just like Trump talking points. Uh,
it looks like maybe their sales have hit a new

(47:54):
low because they have just come back strong with all
royal talk and uh it is some intriguing ship. On
the cover of the National enquire we have a report
Harry has been rocked on the eve of his wedding.
Found man eater Megan's secret first hubby. Hush hush. She

(48:15):
hit her pass from her second husband, who we already
knew about that she had a previous husband who she divorced.
This guy she got it, ann Old right, I mean,
what is she doing she loves someone before him. She
doesn't get it. She just doesn't get it. But when
you go on the inside of the magazine, there is

(48:38):
no identification for the person. Uh they say if it's confirmed,
So they haven't confirmed it. They're just putting this out there. Uh.
And basically the entire substance of the article is that
they called Buckingham Palace for a confirmation and then there
was a photo shoot that afternoon with the two of
them and they looked strained their body language at Spurt

(49:00):
said that it looked like they were in a fight,
so they're like, we asked about it. Now they look
angry at each other. It's definitely true. And the person
that we're just saying is a body language expert, said yes, strained,
So she yawned at one point and I couldn't believe it.
I mean, they have a fortnight. His jaw was tensed
and her posture was upright, So that's how you can

(49:22):
tell that he may have been chewing something and she
has good postures. Doomed, what do you got over there?
I have the in Touch magazine and tells all Matts
and Monster so it's got nothing to do, but there
is a little bit on the side. There is a
How's wild night with a strippers still got a little
bit of a royalty. Now. I've my interaction with people

(49:45):
who have come to l A from the UK, when
I've visited a strip club with them, They're always like,
we don't really have this in the UK, at least
not in the style that the U s. It's just
not it's not as accepted as it is here, like
like you know, we do have them, right, but it's
not like it's more taboo, like just you don't want
to be seen coming out of a strip club. Yeah,
and also you kind of only go if you're on
a bachelor pie thing. Well yeah, stagg Do is a

(50:08):
bachelor pie and a bachelor right as a Hindu. And
you know, I remember when I first came here, someone
was like, let's go get a drink, and we went
to get drink as strips the jumbos and it was weird.
I can't remember what it was, but it was just weird.
And because we're all like a little bit like in
notting Hill, my goodness, your breast, where do I look?

(50:32):
In fact, in fact, my bachelor pie in America, everyone
went to the strip club. I just went home. Oh wow,
it's weird. It's just weird because I just didn't I
can't be The thing is like the women in the
strip clubs are smart, They're taking our money like anything
good for you. But I just don't know where to
look because I'm trying to be a polite anything. That's

(50:52):
how I got my wife by being light and respectful
of her body and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, the club is
a very place where suddenly you are in a bizarro
dimension where it's just toxic masculinity. Is the name of
the game, but Waly as well. I remember what I
went to one in the UK. I kind of worked
as a pimp a little bit because there was this

(51:12):
lovely lady who's a stripper, and I told her from
the very beginning, I was like, just so you know,
I'm not going to spend money on dancers, so I
don't want you to waste your time with me. And
she's like, it's all right, we'll just have a chat.
And I ended up talking to her, and every single
time I saw a guy just sort of wandering around
looking a bit lost, I went, hey, that guy, got
check him out. She would do that, she'd give him
a little dancing, and she'd come back and buy me

(51:33):
a drink. And I was like, that's right, you buy
me a drink. It sounds cool, but it sounds like
you were more of a wingman. You got to excuse me, sir,
what do you think of my friend over there? Okay,
so presumably Harry went to a strip club in the
United Kingdom in though it's like it's not even topical

(51:54):
basically that the woman he's getting married with Megan Megan Markle,
she's American, right, Yes? Um? She found out about this,
and she was furious, which is kind of believable. Sometimes
my wife gets annoyed about something that I did when
I was twelve, and I can't go back in the past. Um,
But yes, it happened in twelve. Maybe that's why the
Aztecs was so I'm happy about this, but they knew

(52:18):
this would be the end of the world. But this
is what the stripper said. His hands were everywhere, his
mouth was everywhere. It was a cinder at a moment,
which I don't think she's seen the cartoons. He just
over he how's his shoe fin? Also like he had
a stripper when he was single? You know, he's a

(52:38):
six years ago. This is what I love about the
way these magazines operate, is that you can just put
whatever the funk you want and then use the lamest
way to tie it all together inside the magazine to
avoid like actually slandering anyone or whatever. So basically, he
was his bodyguard went to get like some girls around
the pool area in his hotel, and she walked in.

(53:01):
Harry was naked playing a game of strip billiards, and
I was like, naked already? How bad? This? Yeah? Right off?
And then she said he definitely had a royal body,
and I went, yeah, now he does, but like little
bodies a long time. Do you not remember Henry the eighth.

(53:21):
Does the royal body mean good? Well, now it means good.
He's military trained and he looks good and he's like
the exception. Somebody has to Prince Philip spent their life
sitting down. You know. Her story should have been, you know, oh,
I went up to him and I kissed him and
then he cut my head off. That's a real royal story.

(53:45):
And then it ended like this so fast. This is
the thing as well. She she went up to him
and she said, I'm from England as well, and he
said we could be related, which was like upline is
like you might be royal blood, but also like in
a sexual way, which I guess royals are down left right,

(54:06):
They like would kind of sleep with their cousins if
they did, twenty three and me, it would be a
very small jame bro Yeah, it would be like I
mean that could also be a sense of humor, like
if you're Prince Harryson goes I'm from England too, and
you go, yeah, maybe we're related. And if you'd be
a dick. I respect it more so. Supposedly, Megan was
very unhappy about the fact that he did that, and

(54:26):
then her mom told some sense into her. I'm guessing
she said, he's a prince. Right, shut up now, I
want to be on a commemorative plate. My wife is
a queen, but she's not an actual queen. You know,
if I'm an actual queen and she was interested in me,
my wife is gone. Yes, oh for sure, um, oh

(54:49):
for sure. Yeah, And welcome to Queen Talk. We're three
dudes talk about the queens that they wish would hit
on them so they can free them from there. What
was your favorite queen? My favorite queen? God, I would
probably say ' Angela Angela. You know, I think he'd
like Queen Victoria. She used to smoke weed for her
period crumps. Yes, yes, you know what, I change it

(55:13):
Detox my other favorite drag queen. Anyway, moving along, Should
I open these books and see what's see? I have
a bunch of stuff from like CNN and Time because
they're getting messy with the royal wedding j A. Yeah,
I mean there, there's actually pretty intriguing. So they're talking
about how both of her parents are coming. Uh And
it just sounds like a living romantic comedy. So they

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split up when she was young, but they're both attending
they will fly into the UK to spend time with
the British royal family, including Queen Elizabeth the Second and
the Duke of Edinburgh. Uh And, first of all, we
saw Thomas Markle, Megan's father, a photograph of him in
one of these tabloids. He was reading a picture book

(55:57):
that said England on it, and it was just a
picture book of things in England, like studying up. Well,
I've got I've got a picture of Megan's father actually
working out, you know, and it says, hey, is megan
father shedding for the wedding? Does he want to look good?
I just love the idea. No, it's true. This is
actually the greatest rom com script ever written with Diane

(56:20):
Keaton and whoever else is going to play the dad
where they haven't seen each other years, it was a
little messy do they find love again while they're also
trying to navigate all the prim and proper uh nous
of meeting the queen. Yeah, you pointed out that the
dad would be played by Louis Anderson, but yeah, but
cost playing. That's what he looks like he really does.

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But the other thing, too, is in us their story
about Megan Markel. She's breaking all the royal rules. Oh
my god. And when you open it up, you could
fucking knew she couldn't. But you gotta be careful because
Diana broke the royal rules and then she ended up
getting Assassination's fucking die did so? What she so? The
problem here is that the first rule she's breaking is

(57:04):
that she is asking for a lemon elder flower cake. What. Yes,
I'm sorry, I know I'm sick of this. How did
you already have a broken bottle in your pocket? Put
that down? I don't want to get glassed in here, Americans.

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This will be the first time. This is the the
deviation from the multi tiered fruit cake, which is standard.
But I'm not sure if the quote just says uh.
In doing so, they broke an agel tradition honored by
Prince William, Prince Charles, Queen Elizabeth, Queen Victoria, and more
so at least Queen Victoria. I mean, just have two cakes.
I think they can afford it. Yeah, but you know, bridezillas, man,

(57:49):
guess what Royal family now you're dealing with on saying,
is the fact that Queen Elizabeth has even survived this
long through this process? Yeah, I mean she's a hero.
She is a hero. And again I think she's an
artificial intelligent robot. She's not a real queen. She's a
brain that they're keeping alive, a consciousness. Mate. If my

(58:09):
great grandma is a hundred years old now, it's still alive.
If my great grandma, who lives in the Pole village
in France, can survive this long, the queen is going
to be like a thousand years al right, exactly. Yeah,
for not having done too much, although I love watching
her drive, so the other thing that she's doing. And
if you're listening, please take your pearls off and put
them in a safe because prepared to clutch them so

(58:30):
hard they will shatter. And I'm again, Eric, please forgive.
I'm angry, I know, but I have to just as
a as another half African American woman is making her
way to your country. Rather than having a chief brides maid,
she's having a maid of honor. What. Sorry, my beautiful
cot I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Eric. If I could, I

(58:54):
will try to use the proper channel throat. Change the
rules now, Miles, and then god, do I even dare
open the other one? I mean I already have just
you know, a all of your countrymen's have asked me
to like go back to my country in the last

(59:15):
year since I've been here. But Miles, you may have succeeded.
I'm gonna go back and tell them about do you
know what Americans like the elderflower? This had made of honor?
And then the other thing and okay magazine is they
were saying, oh, she could be cursed because she might
wear Diana's ring or you know that's a scientific fact

(59:36):
for sure. Yeah, so that's how that works. Can I
just say it's actually very smart of these magazines to
all have different storylines because then I want to hear
about all of them, putting them all together. And that's
why you let us waste the fifty dollars every week
to buy all of these tablois, because that's what it
cost to buy every taboid. And this is what we
do for you. We do for you, and they're just
rotting budget. You know what we'll do as as merch

(59:58):
you know, if we do a live tour, maybe just
signed copies of boys we've used and we can anyway.
So again, yeah, they're cursed diamonds. But what's funny is
on one side it's Harry is mad about the fact
that Megan loved a person before and then the other magazine,
how dare Harry even cast his eyes upon a woman
before her? So you know there's a little parallel there.

(01:00:19):
But yeah, it's really it's weirdly, it's kind of relatable, Yeah,
isn't it. Oh of course, I mean all the time,
Like I think that's the thing in a relationship. You'll
hear about an X or something you're like, what who?
And then the thing we always say is you you
know I did date people before I met you, right,
But what's really difficult is that you know now, you know,
if I have a little argument my wife, I can't
turn around and go I am a prince, right exactly? Yeah. Uh,

(01:00:45):
we'll take your emerald jewels off and stop giving me
lemon elder flower cake. I can command this butler to
self immolate if I wanted to, and he would listen
to me. Uh. But my favorite headline, by the way,
it has nothing to do with the royal wedding it
is I beat subway perv Jared to a pulp. It
is a guy who was in prison with Jared, and

(01:01:06):
they have a picture of Jared just with his eyes
black and blue? God, how did they get that? What
did Jared do? Again? I can't remember child porn? Right,
That's why I remember the aids because of South Park.
It's the thing was, yes, the child pornography, and that's bad.
Oh yeah, Wait, So they're saying that they got to

(01:01:26):
interview with a dude who just claimed to a tabloid
that already regularly deceives people that he's the guy who
beat up Jared and Joe. They photo shopped the picture
to prove it. It looks it is not a very
good photoshop, the equivalent of someone just drawing, like with
a black pan on it, like a newspaper, like, look
at that black guy and I'm missing tooth. Wait, so
he just called from prison said, yeah, beat up Jared. Yeah,

(01:01:48):
gave the details. You get on it's Mother's Day and
you get one cold national enquir Yeah. I beat the
ship out of Jared Fogel. Isn't he in protective custody?
I gotta go? Is in protective cust today, i'd imagine.
I mean, I know, people with certain kinds of crimes,
you know, like are definitely treated more violently by inmates

(01:02:09):
when they say, like if you're like a rapist or
child molester, and it kind of makes sense. Yeah, oddly enough,
you'll find another form of justice. I try and be
a respectful person to like all eight billion people on
this planet. You know, we've all got weird things. But
if you like child porn, you deserve a bloody slap
in the face, mate, exactly. No elder flower cake for them, actually,
I would say all of it, but punishment, this elder

(01:02:33):
flower cake. Eric. It's been a pleasure having you. Man.
Where can people find you? Just on the older social
media's I do a podcast where you know, I live
on an island with animals, are sentient and smoke weed
and stuff that's quite weird. And then I do a
showy called Comedian Cinema Club where we recreate movies live
on stage and for the next two months. It's already

(01:02:54):
sold out for some reason. Wow, but it's doing really
well in that ay, so it must be a good shot.
It's pretty fun, so we go, but it's sold out,
so you know, how do people oh, how do people
find you? On social media? It's just my name Eric,
And then you're spelling lamp here l A n p
h R alright, lamp and then art except with an

(01:03:23):
if you type an ugly man, I'm on page two
of Google. Are you really? Yeah, it's a long story
and they gonna do you like that? It was maybe
I read it move was it after? But I read
it to do because I know sometimes they'll don't read it.
I did. I did a really annoying commercial back in
two thousand nine in the UK and my face was
on the fucking screen for like twenty seconds. And because

(01:03:45):
I've got quite a weird face, people went on Facebook
and they created groups like let's find him and kill him.
This is one of the groups. Let's rip his gums
out and run over them continuously. And I think a
hundred thousand people like that. Oh my god, yeah, I
mean even my uh, but you're still here. You're a warrior.

(01:04:06):
Thanks the word Still No, I cannot find it. Okay,
maybe he's not American? Good Oh fuck, yeah, I'm just
looking at him. Yeah, I've been looking down the whole
time because I was Miles can find You can find
me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Greg. Find
me at Jack Underscore O'Brien on Twitter. We are at

(01:04:27):
Daily Zy Guys on Twitter. We're at the Daily Zyguys
on Instagram. We have Facebook fan page and a website
Daily zi Guys dot Com where we've post our episodes
and our fock no. We link off to the information
that we talked about in today's episode, as well as
the song we write out on Miles what is that
going to be today? Because we were just doing some
you know grind, you know UK stuff. Listen, throw it

(01:04:51):
to my boys Corrupt FM from the Netflix and BBC
show people just do nothing. Uh. This track is called
heart Monitor Ridthim and I'm about to give y'all bang
that lyrical blow to the jaw so, you know, embrace
this little garage hit and you know, wait, so is
this a joke or is this it is an actual track?
But they because the show, they are these like garage

(01:05:13):
m season DJs. They've been putting out albums that should
do that are on Spotify. A shout out to the
Crupt f M Last tapes also on Spotify. But yeah,
this is a track from there which Is this some
kind of sucking joke? No, oh god, don't worry to aggressive.
That's probably and your fruitcake has arrived. We've done away
with the little tea, played elder Farmer. Good night. Alright, guys,

(01:05:33):
that's gonna do it for this week. Will be back
next week. Have a good weekend by already already, already
open up your ears. We are about to drop your
instant classic. Who they r the floor? Who's that standing

(01:05:56):
in the buff room? You don't over the this blast,
may as well think you might be ground flower and
the hard and by gifficool blots in the draw, by
lifficool blots in the door, and by differicool blots in
the door. Even iver see down on the floor, like

(01:06:16):
difficool blows to the door, by difficol blosts in the door,
by differicool blots see down on the floor. Is an
emergency Mason grind the Kilden ncy and someone taken say
and in the hold some day but bool surger ray
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Kilden mty and someone take him to a n phones
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(01:06:38):
Van Damn. Who's I'm like with a rough slack, flying
kicks I left for checking with a shrimple black flip
up for Jessica. He puts it the technical the liffical
cool blocks a Cooper. Were you gonna say? Now we're
gonna their web basin grind ever are coming for you?
Bandished off with the dick tommin Cross leaving see up
on the hoss sleeping crook back on my son bloss.
If you belive my cars, we should grind him up

(01:06:59):
on the track track by the back. Wait we saw
everything to the tree for a week. Yeah, I invented
that midpoint reload. It's cool because that it's a great
little reference to the garage standard. Is that also says
the DJ reloading here? I mean, plus, I'm gonna have
much time to finishing the fun studio say yeah, there's

(01:07:22):
only a minute half launce and that's three minutes a
totally rat track here the hospital sound like, yeah, that's
quite good, but also my lyrics can get it and
then you hear it again, whole track again, grind gifficool
Blood to the door back, A cool blood to the
door back, Lifficool blood to the dropping down on the floor, Gifficool,

(01:07:47):
blow to the door back Liverpool. Bloods in the door back,
blood down on the floor is an emergency. Heson grund
to Kilda, then see someone taken and then something surgery.
You just witness musical history and you know I'm as
a beautiful little drup. He's Liedite me, mate, I've done

(01:08:08):
enough work.