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In episode 513, Jack and Miles are joined by Alchemy This regular Joey Greer to discuss Kanye West for president, a new book by Anonymous about Trump, Bloomberg preparing to run for 2020 election, Coke entering the seltzer game, the Watchmen series, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. KANYE WEST I WON'T HAVE TO RUN FOR PREZ IN 2024 ... I'll Walk, with New Name!!!
2. KANYE WEST
3. Book by ‘Anonymous’ describes Trump as cruel, inept and a danger to the nation
4. Bloomberg makes preparations for 2020 run
5. Michael Bloomberg Actively Prepares to Enter 2020 Presidential Race
6. Mike Bloomberg Should Go Away
7. The e-scooter boom has caused at least 11 deaths since the beginning of 2018
8. AHA to Bring More Fizz, Flavor and Fun to Coke’s Sparkling Water Portfolio
9. 14 Big Questions From Watchmen’s Premiere Episode
10. The Brave New World of HBO’s Watchmen
11. The Right-Wing Troll Backlash Against HBO's Watchmen Is Hilariously Stupid
12. Some Watchmen fans are mad that HBO’s version is political. But Watchmen has always been political.
13. Like It or Not, Damon Lindelof Made His Own Watchmen And he’s pretty sure Alan Moore put a hex on him for doing it.
14. WATCH: TNGHT - FIRST BODY

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one, O eight,
episode one of Daily's eight Guys production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America, share consciousness, and say officially off the top,
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Fox News. I think we have some new listeners, so

(00:20):
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whoever you are well and also constantly contributing to the
downfall of the Yeah, yeah, we'll take your money. If
you contribute to the downfall of America. We'll just let
people know how we feel about you up top. But

(00:40):
we don't take their money for the records, don't. Oh yeah,
I just don't share it with you. Uh. It's Monday,
November eleven, two thousand nineteen. My name is Jack O'Brien,
a k. Super Jack O'Brien, the pod Hostess with the
most Even though the state of things is something quite
it atrocious, make the hot takes hot enough you'll sound

(01:03):
smart and ferocious. Super Jack O'Brien, the pot Hostess with
the Mostest. I'm literally all right Christie. I'm a Gucci
man and I'm that that ak with courtesy of Christie.
I'm a Gucci man and I'm thrilled to be joined
as always by my co host, Mr Miles Graham. I'm
hitting this bomb Tuscany for the first time. Trump Awa. Yeah, yeah,

(01:33):
Lebron James, Now I get what I want a thicker headband.
Thank you to Jacob Bellu or Jacob Elleu or Jacob
v Low, but at Jacob underscore Willow that character was
that song? From the perspective of Lebron James, I don't know,
you know, I think it's just a combination of many things,

(01:56):
me hitting bombs, loving cuskany kind of Cubans not for
one perspective. Thank you for actively Also, Happy Veterans Day.
This Happy Veterans Day to all the veterans out there
and all the people of uh Well. We're thrilled to
be joined in our third seats by the hilarious and

(02:17):
talented Joey Greer. Are you doing welcome? Can I get
a song? I'm just gonna do it. Just something about
you though, something I'm my brand? Yeah, like do it
sucks so like to wear shoes out with tiny hats
and and I take to poos daily movement. It's good

(02:38):
for your body, makes you to moisturize. Oh the cracks. Yeah,
that was beautiful. Do you ever have a dry button
all the time? Yeah, I suffer from one time in
a winter, but my ass lily got chapped one realtime.
I had like a weird dry patch on the top
of my ass cheek. I remember it was the top
of your winter of two thousand nine, had just been

(02:59):
a just one of the the forehead of the of
the butt. Yeah, it was weird, neglected, it was weird.
I was always itching it and then somebody's like, you
try it, hey, man, you got a moisturize at Yeah,
And I was like thanks bus driver. We saw some
flakes coming out from from your pant, like like yeah,

(03:21):
they're like you pocketed a bunch of coconut shavings. There's
that a bunch of dry ask as I'm eating it.
Either way, I just want to know what I'm doing,
just want to know how if I'm gonna see or note.
Welcome man, Yeah, thank you for having improv off the
top from one of our sister shows, Yes Alchemy. This
Joey is a regular on alchemy. This very very funny dude. Uh, Well,

(03:46):
we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. But first we're gonna tell our listeners
a couple of the things we're talking about today, such
as the future and always president of these United States,
Kanye West. Uh, we're gonna talk about his. Yeah, we're
gonna talk about him. Everyone had that reaction when you

(04:06):
say that we're gonna talk about the anonymous person who
wrote the book that bravely points out all the reasons
we're fucked, and how brave they are to be anonymous
throughout all this. Yeah, a lot of that very brave.
Speaking of brave, the billionaire Michael Bloomberg, fifteen richest man

(04:28):
in the world, has decided to join possibly joined the
Democratic Probably Yeah, because you know, billionaires were getting a
little more concerned. Yeah, they were scared. Send your warrior
into He heard the call. He heard that. That was
like when Bill Gates was like, I'm a little worried

(04:50):
about some text a hundred billion dollars. That was the
bat signal that told Michael Bloomberg it was time to
enter the race. I'm going to make a request to
the Zeke gang kind of a morbid one. But I'll explain. Uh,
we're going to talk about the president. Yeah, Donald Trump
apparently all right, this is this is my pledge to

(05:13):
you guys. We are going to get to the watchman today.
Say we've we've it's just been sitting there at the
bottom of the dock and been sitting there in the opening,
and we should have took it out, but we just
wanted to let you know it was. It's a good one.
It's a good one, man. But first, Joey, we like

(05:36):
task our guests. What's something from your search history that's
revealing about who you are? Uh? You know, I'll tell
you what. Um, I don't even use a normal search engine.
I used duck duck go oh wow, you know, yeah,
I'm with it. What is that? Duck dug is a
different search eng's only Google or anything that they're They're
more focused on your privacy. They don't sell your data.
It's all user it's free. How do they do it?

(05:59):
I don't, honestly, I don't do it. Don't. Is it
like one of those open source things where it's just
like good citizens of the Internet have built it. There's
a server in Lusia but I'm happy about it. But
it's such a fun name that yeah, you can't you
can't worry about it too much. Sorry to take a tangent.
But for rainy days and you play Duck Duck goose

(06:21):
in your classroom, those were the days. Man. I remember
busting my shit trying to chase some lea post uma
this little girl first grade, damn come around the corner,
bro because I was traumatic because she was within striking
distance right and she just got she had this right
planet foot that cut so hard and my socks gave out,

(06:43):
almost opened, just like snapped, and I was like, I
was like, this is the step I have to put
it all in if I'm gonna get her boom. Yeah.
I mean it is an interesting like heads up, seven up.
I get there is literally just people walking around what
was closed, like trying to fall asleep. But the duck
duck goose is like running sprinting around circles. Uh. And

(07:06):
I never saw somebody play it like casually. I remember
a fucking teacher like went just would never let it this.
I remember one of my pe teachers would never let
themselves be tagged well because they're all like you know
disgraced former athletes. People are like I could have been
I could have been on the A eight Olympic team
because my knee gave out. And like, all right, bro,

(07:29):
just like cool sunglasses, tam blow the whistles so we
can play capture the flag. Um, so did duck duck go?
Doesn't allow you to even look at your search history? Well,
I burn it so you can burn it up. But
I will say that one thing that I you know,
if you look at my search history, you'll realize I'm
a bad speller. Okay, that's if you check out my
search says. I'm hoping that the Internet auto corrects me.

(07:49):
And what what? What words you struggle with frequently? Uh? Consciously?
Like God, let's see. Uh. For some reason, I just
keep I slip up on that it's a Rhodes scholar
and is she pregnant? I keep on messingugnant? Uh? How

(08:11):
about Gorgon? Not my Achilles? Heel is Matthew McConaughey's last name,
I think, yeah, yeah if you can never do if
you read about him like every day, so yeah, if
you can spell it three times in a row, he can.
He'll come to your host without a shirt on bongo drums,

(08:33):
chill my own. What is something you think is underrated? Joe?
Underrated phone calls? Making a phone call? Yeah yeah, well
robots field text and ship, but like getting a phone call.
You know, we've for I don't know how many days,
our bodies have developed vocal tones and whatnot to register feelings,
and I understand, like what the hell you're saying and

(08:55):
the vibe you're throwing out there, So it kind of
goes away with text. I don't even use punctuation and text,
and I'm like that's too much. Yeah, yeah, you know,
I'm no punctuation. You'll figure it out. Yeah, I got.
I write the thing out with like capitalization and punctuation,
but then I go back and delete it and like
make it all lower case so that I look like
I give less of a ship. I I'm on my vest. Yeah.

(09:16):
I've heard different like whispers of how to email, probably
like hey, just do it in all lower case, and
it's just like you're there's there's text vibes. I'm talking
like professional ship, like where I'm I talking to people,
They're like, do it all lower case, trust me, it
is better that way. I'm like, yeah, who am I
dealing with. I don't know, you're gonna look you thirsty
like grammar, Yeah, I said, yea, I put a comma

(09:36):
before though, at the end of a sentence. Very powerful people,
you know, yeah, yeah. Do you ever see how Steve
jobs emails No, just the threat of physical violence. Yeah,
just very mean, but also like very as few words
as possible. It's like a hip do it or find
other gig right faces like okay, that's how he proposed

(09:58):
to his wif do it or find other games? What
to oh Man party in with Tupac designing things without
buttons in heaven? What is something you think is overrated?
You know you kind of mentioned this, but the lower
farms that like the Weed Cafe, I just I just

(10:19):
don't know why we're not growing our own Yeah, like,
that's just I don't get it. It's a weed. DJ Daniel.
The reason why the Watchman Teas has been in the
opening constantly because DJ Daniel Daniel has been going to
the Low Cafe show and then just went and him
and I this morning had a conversation where I was
enraged at everything single thing I learned about this cafe

(10:41):
For people who don't know in West Hollywood. There is
a Lowell Farms is like a manufacturer of legal cannabis,
recreational weed. They've opened a cafe where you can smoke
weed and eat and it's like Amsterdam come to West Hollywood. Yeah,
they bring you bombs and differently devices to smoke out of.
Do you have to pay for that? Like you have
to pay for the bombs? DJ dan all paid thirty

(11:02):
dollars to rent a fucking bomb? Do they spray it
with like the ship that they spray shoes? Shoes? They're
all in this big fish the bar beside. Actually I
wouldn't smoke this. They'll give you some kind of lung disease,
but yeah, like that the fucking there's a tokenge fee

(11:24):
if you bring your own weed. Yes, but because right
for people who don't know from my people in like Washington, Oregon, Colorado,
you know all my legal weed gangang states. They're charging
a hundred and fifty dollars I believe for one gram
of concentrate for wax to dab But you can. They'll
let you borrow a puff coe Peak, which is an

(11:46):
expensive like dab rig that's electronic for free, but you
gotta pay thirty dollars for it. They also have a
terra cotta designer bomb you can do also thirty dollars also.
And that's too much, right that? Yes, yes, yes, yes,
Officer O'Brien, totally man, but the token that much for
some grass. Come on, man, get out of here this morning. Right.

(12:18):
The tokage fee extends to every single person at your table. Stop. Yeah,
you can't actually you can't pass it. You just have
to know. If someone brings their own ship, they're like, well,
y'all gotta pay, that's fus. Yes, how much money do
we have? I don't have, Like, oh my god, it's
I think it's just one of those things, right, I
guess I'm doing crack. Okay, that's cheap. It's cheap that.

(12:40):
That's that old David Tell joke when he's like talking
about New York City cigarettes. He goes, he goes pack
of cigarettes in New York eleven bucks. He's like, I'm
thinking for a couple of bucks more I could be
smoking crack. It's a better high, better get more done.
But yeah, just it is one of those things too
when you're a stoner. I'm a life long lover of cannabis.

(13:01):
Like when now we're entering that like tourist phase where
it's like Disneyland and I get it, like it's a
business completely built for cannabis tourism. But then there's some
things like philosophically, I just cannot abide by, like renting
a bomb. That's why it's like we need to start
growing because they're gonna take that away from us. Eventually.
They're going to say it's a legal to grow your thing,
just like you can't distill your own liquor and things
like that. But if you get grandfathered in, you know,

(13:24):
so like just do it now, growing your weed. And
that's why you want to look at people who are
like put forward legislation that would like specifically banned companies
like Marlboro from getting in on like the Life cannabis
and things like that. But it's our I mean, the
way it works now, it's very difficult to just be
independent and grow you know, legalized weed. I mean, is
this fees and is this our future though? Where like

(13:47):
weed is treated like alcohol, like and you have tokende
fees instead of right because it's on the blanket of
what's it called tobacco alcohol, tobacco firearm sorry, go yeah,
we'll see. I don't know, man, why don't you I
think first fucking let people out of jail who are
fucking in there before you started fighting in there, fucking

(14:09):
Lowell Farm Cafe, like come on, but hey, money baby God. Finally, Joey,
what is a myth? What's something people think it's true?
You know to be false? Medusa was not real, the
gorgon wife of Poseidon. She was not real, dude, she
was not real. Swear what is our guests coming through

(14:31):
and busting these myths things that we clearly depend on
on a daily base. Was Medusa's husband Poseidon, And Medusa's
a gorgon. It's like a like a oh because like
in God a War, you just had the lobbed off
head you could use to freeze people, right, that was

(14:52):
her thing. So she was so ugly Posidon picture because
he was just like, look, I just want to bang
and go to work, right. Nice. He's like, yeah, I
want I want my girl to have snake hair. Yeah, no,
real to me, these women got weaves. Man. That's why
I like medusas you got snakes. You can't fake that ship.
It's a real snake hair. Yeah, that's a weird thing

(15:13):
to running your fingers to your girl's snake hair. Yeah,
and they're shedding skins as you're doing it, right. Yeah,
I hate it. I hate when that happened. I hate
to see it. Hate to see it. Uh. Let's talk
about Kanye our version of the Greek gods. Uh, Kanye
West and his family. Uh so, let's just listen to

(15:36):
this clip. He was at the Innovation Fast Company Innovation forum. There.
There was also a clip of Tyler getting an Innovator
award at like a Wall Street Journal panel or something.
Was that the thing where he was roy Yeah, yeah, yeah, no,
it's cool, but like Wall Street Journal is giving, like

(15:58):
innovations are this bro, the Wall Father. Yo. Hip hop
was born on Wall Street. Yeah, that's the first break dancers. Yeah,
sugar Hill Gang, they're at uh Tips Stocks. All right,
let's talk. Let's hear what Kanye had to say at

(16:18):
the innovation panel when when I run for president, we
want to definitely know what you're laughing at. Silence is
a straight face. When I run for president, we would
have created so many jobs. If I'm back going to
run on a walk Like you can almost hear the
emotion when you're all ready the headlines. Kanye is crazy.

(16:41):
This is that, that is that. It's like one in
three African Americans are in jail and all the celebrities
are in jail also because they can't say nothing. I'm
gonna tell you exactly when the four points to call
me and sent a millionaire and people say it's class
to call yourself a billionaire, I'm might legally change my
name to Christigan genius billionaire Kanye West for a year

(17:05):
until y'all understand exactly what it is. That's gonna be
so hard to type. Cool good one. Moderator, Yeah, moderator
came in with the hotness one of the crooked media people.
I don't know who what the first of all, I
don't know how those thoughts are connected. One in three
black peoples in jail, but celebrities are in jail. Basic

(17:28):
Kanie is off the ship. One in three celebrities are
in jail too because they can't. I'm running for president.
I get the platform. I'm I'm all abortant. Yeah it's simple. Yeah,
it's great. I can see that on pumper stickers. I
can see that. I'm sure it's like Kanye West President
one in three celebrities if you think about it, also jail.

(17:51):
Celebrities are in jail because he can't say Trump is
good without receiving negative attention. I don't know whatever. Again,
just watch us to see him really processed that. People
straight up laughed at him. Yeah, he really started pouting though.
He's like, why y'all laughing? And they went ha ha
ha again because I thought of a joke. And then
he was like for president, right, and he lost him

(18:15):
and one of the other panelists are just holding a
shoe the whole time. I don't know what. I'm sure
they were leading into something like this is my new
Space Age design that no one told me was bad,
that I will hold up as like some kind of
proof of my genius. Uh, you know the thing that
I do see though, I could actually see him getting
some kind of support because clearly there are plenty of

(18:36):
younger kids who who no matter what, dude, I don't know, man,
he uses a genius though. So yeah, some uses are dope,
and like the ones that look like actually like other Adidas,
the ones will look like boosts like a long time ago,

(18:58):
and the Nike ones were kind of dope, and the
latest ones look like they're in a Spike Jones movie
about the future that like is designed to make people
to like satirize how stupid. It's like if a sneaker
got a bunch of ulcers all over it grew ulcers
look like to him, it seems like it's like sat
satire of like the fact that people will do whatever

(19:20):
he tells. I mean, please do not knock these shoes.
He's his focus. Like it's like, look, he's doing the
best he can, but his attention is to change the world.
His better ship was at Nike. Let's be real, those
those shoes are better. I haven't read October. They have
better kids making shoes and Nike. Yeah, the children's fingers
and Nike are so much like just pointing from like Whittledown,

(19:41):
you know, just bone. So these kids they get too
many jobs. He's talking about so many jobs in like factories. Yeah,
I don't know, because he's really I think they just
bought more property and hidden hills like grow food he's got.
I don't know, bro, it could be okay, he's got
that Sunday service then going on. I mean he can

(20:02):
do like a whole revival thing where he's gonna have
like this, like, hey, come out living this commune, donate
your blood to me. Exactly right, exactly everybody merrow tests
so I can see what y'all rocking with harvesting work,
just using the Chinese model of success, and it's like,
all right, let's just let's just make the best people
we can. Yeah. Really he looks. Think about that. He
takes different beats from different artists right to create his

(20:24):
own music. He's gonna take different body parts from different
people and just do Frankenstein ship. There it is. That's
his voting base. Yeah, which I'm for. I'm not against
people who are like I will give literally my right
arm to Kanye. They will a better, perfect human. M
m m m mmm. You'd love to see it. Yeah,
I can't wait to vote for Kanye. What would anybody like?

(20:47):
What is there any possibility that he would make any
sort of dent in It depends on if he ran
an actual campaign or if he's just out there being like, yeah,
I got these and then maybe do some wild shit
like slavery is a choice and a privilege. Um, probably

(21:08):
something like that than you can give him, like Trump voters,
maybe yeah, he would maybe get some Trump voters, some
some of pensive. I don't know, it would just be
just you can just see in the run up if
he's out there in the public that much trying to
I don't even know why I'm even entertaining this thought
right now, because you have out Yeah, but if he's
out there, he's gonna fucking gaff the funk up out

(21:28):
of here. Um. But again, he does have people who
just like Trump. They'd be like, Yo, he could shoot
my mother and I will vote for him. Yeah. No,
I mean we're almost in a post gaff world right
now that Trump has succeeded the way he has, where
like every gaff he makes, dude, gaff JF me mean,
gangster as fuck, you know what I mean that we

(21:48):
we we branded that, but it's just like people paying
more attention to well, yeah, because like being in appropriate
or crass. We've tried to rebrand its like being real
and his bedos a funk a lot. Yeah, that's true.
And that time he does my nipples get hard. I'm
sorry that he's gone. Dude, just want to fund Yeah,

(22:09):
I wish it was. Yeah, I mean, Kanye would definitely
say some wild ship on the debate stage. Yeah, but again,
and he would be he would be like entertaining too.
He could be like I'm gonna just sing for a
little bit and be like, great, that's your time, Like
I would love that. No other canadidate can do that,
right right, It's like what about you know, church and
separation of churches? Bomb bomb? Can you imagine he comes

(22:32):
out there squatted with like a whole bunch of people
on stage like you go for a concert or something
like that. I mean, just like behind him, he's got
those dudes firing the flamethrowers in the air, like yeah,
the audience is all his choir plants. Yeah, like ken
Bone is in the choir now ken Bone, bring cam

(22:54):
Bone back, you know, bring ken Bone references back. Yeah,
that's what I'm saying. All right, let's take a quick break.
We'll be right back. And we're back. And there's a
new book from anonymous, not the hacking group, from somebody

(23:18):
who is anonymous, the same one who did the op ed,
who did the op ed in the New York Tire Brave.
They decided to extend that stretch that out into an
entire book length meditation on their own bravery and why
it's totally cool that they worked for the Trump administration

(23:39):
and they're basically holding America together with duct tape. It's
a mixture of the most frightening ship you've heard, or
like it's it's as you would expect, but assuming that
this person is an actual current or former person who
saw these things firsthand, it's like, you know, we it's
like the ship we joke about up but they're saying

(24:00):
that it happened, and then like these half ast explanations
of like honestly, like we we thought about like twitting
and like trying to do that, but like it's really
hard because like I don't know, man, Like if you
only knew, Like it's tough, and it's like, yo, shut
the funk up, man. Either come out with this ship,
like make a point and be actually stand up for something,
or just make your money by selling your little gossip

(24:22):
and I'm gonna play Devil's Affica. I feel like you're
attacking a writer who's very tepping, is scared about their voice.
You know, they went out as anonymous and then they're
just trying to see if this works right, you know
what I mean exactly, and they're like all people like this,
they don't come out with my name. I write some more.
It's anonymous. It's true. Boy. Um, So just again, let's

(24:44):
just read some of these excerpts because there are a
lot of it is confirming things already knew. I mean,
just bullet points off top from the things we've cleaned. Um.
At one point, Trump was just entertaining the idea of
like can we just like get rid of judges, Like
was a whole thing that was brought up because they
kept using lawsuits. It's like, can we just end like
doing need them? Good good question, solid question. Hey questions,

(25:08):
no bad questions, no dumb questions in my in my lectures. Okay, students,
I want to let you know there are no dumb questions. Uh.
He used a I guess, like Mexican accent when he
was play acting as an asylum seeker at the border,
like doing bits, racist bits. Pence apparently was down to
amendment this, dude. Uh, if there was enough support again

(25:29):
little whispers, little whiskeys from this book. Um, but here's
a couple of things, like when they talk about his
ability to like learn, you know what, it it was talking
about how he needs like story books and ships. This
is so real. They say, um they if they must
bring paper, then power point was preferred. Because Trump is
a visual learner. The officials were told that power point
decks needed to be slimmed down. The president couldn't digest

(25:51):
too many slides. He needed more images to keep his
interest and fewer words. Then they were told to cut
back the overall message on complicated issues such as military
readiness or the federal budget to just three main points.
That was still too much little little humor in this person.
Uh forget the three points. Come in with one main

(26:11):
point and repeat it over and over again, even if
the president inevitably goes off on tangents until he gets it.
Just keeps steering the subject back to it. One point,
just that one point, because you cannot focus the Commander
in chiefs attention on more than one goddamn thing over
the course of a meeting. Okay, oh my gosh. And
they say, then they go on to quote him. What

(26:33):
the funk is this? The President would shout, looking at
a document one of them handed him. These are just words,
a bunch of words. It doesn't mean anything. Oh my goodness.
Then they so that his mother fuck is this is?
Why are you handing me something without pictures. Yeah, that's
what that. It's a bunch of words that doesn't mean anything.
I don't know. To be fair, it's probably like a

(26:55):
you know, a secret document. We don't know if it
did mean anything. Yeah, A S D F j j
j kk q R QUARTI quarty someone someone this. I mean,
I wonder if they mean maybe he's like, you know,
they say, pictures worth a thousand words, so it's much
more efficient pictures therefore facts and logic then they say

(27:17):
they can. They compared like sort of corralling him and
trying to manage him, like dealing with an elderly uncle. Quote,
it's like showing up at the nursing home at daybreak
to find your elderly uncle running pantless across the courtyard
and cursing loudly about the cafeteria food as worried attendants
tried to catch him. You're stunned, amused, and embarrassed all
at the same time. Only your uncle probably wouldn't do

(27:39):
it every single day. His words aren't broadcast to the public,
and he doesn't have to lead the U. S. Government.
Once he puts his pants on, then they talk about
his mental state. Wait, I am not. That wasn't the
part about No, They go on, I'm not qualified to
diagnose the president's mental acuity. All I can tell you
is that normal people who spend any time and with

(28:00):
Donald Trump are uncomfortable by what they witness. He stumbles, slurs,
gets confused, is easily irritated, and has trouble synthesizing information,
not occasionally but with regularity. Those who claim otherwise are
lying to themselves or to the country. See this is
what's this is where you see this ship, We're like,
this is really bad, right, and you look at all

(28:21):
the the the reverberations and repercussions of having a president
who is so ill prepared and disengaged from what the
stakes are from his decisions that it means ship ends
up real for people, whether it's in Syria or in
this country or Puerto Rico, whatever his stupidity, Like you know,
we again, it's fun to be like, Wow, this motherfucker's

(28:42):
out his depth. But when you realize what that means,
and when you see this this is where I get
a little piste off about it, because if you see
this as being that much of a grave threat, you know,
what the funk you should be coming out with this,
And they did say that at one point everyone had
like resignation let like every person come and the drafts
of a resignation letter on their computer, just trying to

(29:03):
figure out when they're going to do it. And they
discussed like doing a Saturday and night self massacre, right
where like that at the same time, Yeah, to make
a point, but like he'd probably just like you know,
launch a nuclear war or something, who knows what. But
then that's when you're like, y'all, like you're making money
off of this anonymous first of all, but if this

(29:23):
is that real, then shame on you. And I get
you know, uncertain jobs. I understand, like you can't lose
your job or whatever, but bureaucrats at this level you
can find another fucking job. I'm not worried about you
if you're a cabinet member, like, but you know, at
the end of the day, I think this is where
I'm not really quite sure what the intention is of
these people, Like are they trying to absolve themselves of

(29:44):
something so if it does come out, they can like
revive a career or something, like you know, I was
anonymous actually right, and so like I knew it was bad,
So please vote for me for Senate Bass mcmulvaney or
whoever this person. It sounds like already, I mean we've
already seen that so much of Scaramucci and everyone else.
And who's the guy who did the dance with the stars.
What's his name? I purposely forget their names. I just

(30:04):
don't want them to come back into the sight guys. Yeah,
and America was like, yeah, it's all fine, I forget it.
Fuck it, you know. Yeah, yeah, you fucking stabbed me
in the stomach and ripped it open but without ed.
So yeah, you're just obscuring this president's racism or trying
to like make people think it isn't what it is.
Like just too, let's just try chill, dude. Have you
watched me do this ruma dancer? Oh that's not he

(30:25):
could shool me. He's so good though, I mean he
should be guessing him so great. Yeah, well, you know,
it's uh, it's an interesting, interesting state of affairs in
that building Pennsylvania have. Yeah, and again it really is
like what you when you just like wake up in
the morning and remember that this is where we're at.

(30:46):
It's like, really, it's really bad, worse than you could
possibly have imagined. Yeah. Yeah, and again when you realize
as it's as we suspect, there's no forethought or foresight
anything about it's everything's a reaction to something. Yeah, and
then you know again because I'm sure if he just
goes fucking we're pulling out of Syria and they're saying, well,

(31:09):
the you know that what will happen to the Kurds
is certain death. I don't give a fuck. Where's the photos?
Is there a photo of that? Right? You know what
I mean? And then it's like, oh my god, this
is the fucking anyway, it's bad. Yeah, but we'll see
what happens, you know kind of election. And I know
a lot of people get real comfortable looking at those
poles because it's like, drag every motherfucker you know, out

(31:32):
of their beds, yes, to get to the fucking polls. Well,
speaking of polls, Michael Bloomberg, hero former mayor of New
York City, uh saved a lot of people from diabetes
by making it so you couldn't buy a too big
a soda. Yeah in New York City. Uh So, Yeah,

(31:55):
he's been a national hero ever since then. But late
last week, Bill Gates will is reminiscing about how he
didn't know he might have to vote for Trump if
the Democrats put forward some communists like Elizabeth Warren and yeah,
and it's only fifteen billionaires. Ye. Bloomberg was like, all right,

(32:18):
I'll do it, I'll run. Uh and yeah, he he
registered in Alabama? Is that right? Yeah? And he's definitely
I mean, it looks like he's probably just gonna put
all his money into being a name on you know,
ballots on Super Tuesday and see what kind of what
kind of numbers he can move. The mainstream media is
treating him like he's an actual candidate. On MSNBC, they

(32:41):
were fucking around. They were like, um, is he the
perfect candidate? Why did you say that ship out loud? Well,
I mean I know why, because you're general electric. But
like he can unite the party or he is the
most qualified. These are all sound bites I was hearing
from panelists throughout the morning and then and actually he
isn't extreme. Yeah you mean because he's not going to

(33:03):
fight inequality, right, Like this is again all this like
coded shit about it. It's really it's interesting to see,
especially that mainstream media pundit class. Like there were a
few people who were like pushing back to like what
are you talking about, Like this dude is the worst
possible thing. If he's the face of moderate democrats a billionaire,
that is terrible for your brand. It's terrible, Like that's
only going to push people further to the left. Um,

(33:25):
And you know, like I said, it's well, there's this stories.
It's like fucking gladiators, you know what I mean. We're
like each kingdom they bring their champion to fight in
the arena, and the kingdom of Billy or Nereis or
whatever the fuck they were satisfied with their so they
from the depths of Capitalia comes Mike Bloomberg, the champion
for the billionaires to fight the fucking dregs like Bernie Sanders,

(33:49):
Elizabeth Warren in battle and just the story it like
reads like an old gladiator too. Then this political piece
someone's like when asked, like what do you think he's thinking,
they said, quote, he's tired of being the almost ran.
Mortality is weighing heavily on him. This is the last
time that he can run. That's good fucking Clint Eastwood,

(34:09):
move right, He's held seventies seven. What he's with Kenyan,
they'reetting different body parts. So he's like, yeah, him wearing
easy's on that debate stage as he got him five points.
But I mean this is again, like they go on
to say, then this is where you see it. This

(34:30):
is the rub right Trump with again from another person
talking about why Mike Bloomberg is good Trump will get
reelected if if Elizabeth Warren is the nominee. That's not
something any Democrat would want. Therefore, Mike was encouraged to
take another look and reassess the race, meaning that Joe Biden,
the what they thought the establishment favorite, is slipping like

(34:54):
a guy with soap shoes in a tile store. Does
that work? U? Thank you very much? Just like um,
and again, I think this whole thing is being like, Okay,
well we don't have the guy who's gonna cape for us.
Buddha Judges is not getting enough numbers because after Biden,
you have Elizabeth and Bernie and both of those are
as we always say our existential threats to billionaires. Um.

(35:17):
But again, I think when you look at there, they're
pointing a lot to those battleground poles where they're saying
little Elizabeth Warren and these like key states, right, because
it's not about the popular vote, it's the electoral college
that you know, she's not doing well against Trump head
to head in these specific states. But when you actually
look at what the sentiment of voters are in those states,
like for Medicare for all, only thirty six percent of

(35:41):
those voters opposed Medicare for all versus sixty two who
supported or oppose a ban on fracking do support a
ban on fracking, and then decriminalizing illegal border crossings opposed
it to right, So these are all things that the
candidates are they already stand for. That's the question I

(36:03):
have is is it seems to me like there's a
fiction that the Democrats need to run a centrist candidate
because the two candidates who are who have had the
most consistent popularity are Elizabeth Warren and Bernie Sanders. Like
when you're taken together, they represent a pretty big chunk
of the electorate, and it seems like that's where a

(36:25):
lot of the energy is is on the left. But
because that traditionally hasn't been the case for Democrats, they
just like, I won't won't he just split votes with
Joe Biden, Like, what isn't this just bad for Joe,
It's bad for centrists, Budda Judge Biden, fucking is he
taking Warren's voters the fun again? Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth

(36:49):
Warren are screaming their lungs off talking about billionaires or
in moral they shouldn't exist. And she even on a
very very petty tweeted at Mike Bloomberg, Hey, check out
my website. There's a billionaire calculator you can check out
to see what your tax it's going to be. But
underneath it, they're like, hey, if you're Mike Bloomberg, we've
saved your time. Just click here. Bill Gates will save
you sometime. Just click here. Um. And you look again,

(37:11):
all the people like Jamie Diamond and Chase, a lot
of these people, like you know, they're they're really saying
like bad stuff about successful people. You mean, fucking predatory
billionaires success, it's not successful people. And again this is
where you know the the class warfare is fully you know,
we're seeing that line up, but it's not gonna help.
It's not gonna help the centrist cause you're just gonna

(37:32):
split more votes. You're siphing off support. Yeah, and I
think you know, this idea that we need a centrist
who's fair to billionaires also reminds me of this poll
that you're pointing out that two thirds of Americans are
like saying this economy is not working that well for them. Like,
the one of the more unquestioned assumptions you hear when

(37:54):
the mainstream media is covering the election is that economy
is just crushing it, Like, Wow, Trump's doing bad, despite
the fact that this is the best economy of all time,
and it seems like it's tied together. Like the people
who are assuming you need a candidate who is fair
and kind to billionaires are is the same person who

(38:18):
only knows people whose success can be gauged by how
the stock market is doing well. Right, And these people
with the takes, who are at the levels of a
lot of these like media outlets, are part of this,
like bourgeois fucking one percent or class who have no
idea what the stakes are for normal people. Right, they
read ship and but at the end of the day,
like they're in a man, you think we're in a

(38:39):
fucking bubble, Like, oh my god, you ever talked to
a billionaire? I haven't because their bodyguard beat the funk
out of But I mean, like there's a complete misread.
It's almost like how Trump won because they were they
were they misread how people felt about him on the left.
They're completely misreading how what the sentiment is with a
lot of voters in general, who are like a lot
needs to fucking change a lot, and people like Biden. Yeah,

(39:02):
like it's familiar, and I get it if you just
want the Trump nightmare to end, that's one thing. But
a lot of people are becoming more and more aware
of like the wealth and income inequality in this country
and how that actually contributes to ship like in their lives.
And like I was using a ride share company and
the driver was saying, how like their kid missed a
bunch of school, but like had a bunch of unexcused

(39:23):
absences because they need a doctor's note to fucking get
an absence excused. And that was getting their kid into
a bunch of trouble because they couldn't go to the
doctor every fucking time the kid was sick. And you
see how like the system set up like that if
you're working parent or whatever, like and you don't have
the time and the school is like, well, if you don't,
then your child is gonna be punished like this is
this is We're just gonna treat that as uh, like

(39:45):
your child is truant. You know, there's a there's a
lot of like small things like that that actually affect people.
And you look at things like if medical care was free,
you could probably just go to the doctor and not
thinking about well what's that costle it doesn't affect my
child's attendance record, and things like that. There's a lot
of ship that's very subtle and I think a lot
of people if you look at the economy that says

(40:06):
one thing says how companies are performing, that doesn't necessarily
tell you what the day to day existence is like
for people. Yeah, well, thanks to Citizens United, obviously, myles,
companies are people too. Yeah yeah, speaking of companies and people,
I want to make a quick request. We have one
of our producers tell us a story in the office

(40:26):
the other day about how her friends were hiking and
found a dude who had crashed on a bird scooter
uh and called an ambulan or any scooter not you know,
or one of those one of those rental electric scooters. Uh.
And he seemed coherent when the ambulance came to pick
him up. But they checked on Facebook the next day
and he had died from his injuries. And then they

(40:48):
were pointing out that, like, you couldn't find that story
anywhere in the news. So I started doing just a
little bit of research, like how many deaths have been
caused by electric scooters, like like rental electric scooters since
those became a thing in cities across America. And the
official number right now is eleven total deaths from electric

(41:10):
scooters nine where people were riding them is all that
they could find. And they also said, like, no comprehensive
data is available, which why the funk would that be
in the case if there's a new form of mass
transit that's being adopted by thousands of people daily and
the company's valuations are shooting through the roof and we're

(41:32):
not paying attention when these products cause people to add
die Like that seems strange something right there. Yeah, So
scooting on a hiking trail, I don't know. I think
maybe on a road like in that Griffith Park area,
like zoo drivers. I was like, it's kind of extreme, no,

(41:53):
but I guess it is. It is tough to you,
don't you. I Mean, there are only a couple of
studies that I think we've even discuss us that were
like out of Texas and one out of l A
about it. But and like the way the only way
they were able to find it was like searching through
the AP archive to like find stories about it. So
I want to know, like, if anybody shout out to

(42:16):
us on Twitter, if anybody has examples of where you know,
there was a death that was caused by one of
these scooters that didn't get covered in the media. That's
what I'm trying to chase this down, figure out what
I'm going on. Yeah, man, Like, well, it just feels
like there's a either a passive cover up or an

(42:37):
active cover up going Do you think that, based on
our click baity media landscape, that those stories just aren't
sexy enough. No, you think they'd be sexy enough. I
mean it's a thing that people see on a daily basis.
I think scooter panic. Yeah, it's just money. There's a
lot of more money to be made, you know, from
putting those scooters out than there is from telling people

(43:00):
the truth about safety. It's just not how our society.
I don't want anything to do with this, Jack. I
don't want to wake up with a severed horsehead in
my bed getting too close to the truth. What's the
name of that Stephen King book? But the car comes
to life Christine? Christine. Yeah, there's gonna be something with
like a scooter that comes to life. Yeah. Ship throwing
that out there for any anonymous person wants to definitely

(43:20):
tell us if if you know about a scooter coming
to life and killing somebody, or if you have that script,
please send it to us. I need it there. Yeah,
but then we won't give you credit. We'll steal it.
We'll be like, like, actually had this stot last night
and I wrote, I wrote a few ideas down script.
Do you sleep now? You're probably smoking weed. That's why
you know me, man, I will call the police at

(43:47):
that point that what's not weed? Man. All right, we're
gonna take another quick break. We'll be right back and
we're back. And Coke is entering, not Coke Industries, Coca Cola,

(44:12):
the Coca Cola company is entering the regular Selter party. Yeah,
very late. Yeah, it seems like this is very uh yeah.
Apparently on the press release, about it. They were saying
that this thing went from pro concept to prototype in
six months in research and development. I feel like that's
very quick for something like it was born of a

(44:35):
meeting where people are like, oh shit, we don't have
a selter someone's division where they're like, hey, how's Sparkling
Dasani doing? Um? Not good? Okay, so what the fuck?
Pepsi's like kicking our ass with Bubbly and all these
other people. So they've got their new uh offering called
ah ha um their new take on me on seltzer

(44:59):
uh they have. And see, this is the thing they
were doing. They realized people didn't just want Apparently they
talked like thousands of consumers. They had like eight hundred
or five hundred flavors they were trying to test at first. Um.
But their whole thing is like, we want to talk
to what the needs are. So if you want them
more of a flavor, forward refresher, we have these flavors.
If you want some a little more simpler, we have that.

(45:20):
If you want caffeine with your ship. So they got
lime watermelon is, one strawberry cucumber another citrus green tea.
See that's your caffeine one thirty milligrams, black cherry and coffee.
That's that's the one. I was like, what orange and grapefruit,

(45:41):
not caffeinated apple, ginger and blueberry, pomegranate and peach and honey.
Those are the ones that you will begin to see,
uh in twelve and sixteen ounces. But the fucking coffee
black cherry. I mean I get like if you go
to like a barista, like a fancy place and like
there's notes cherry in coffee, but set chocolate. Yeah, yeah,

(46:03):
but as a seltzer, I don't know if I want that. Yeah,
there's gonna be I will try stone fruit. Um, I
don't know if you can taste that in there? Yeah,
the colding the cup with both both hands, with both mugs.
Coca Cola imports ship to the coca leaves still, yeah,
that's their only like they still get to I think

(46:24):
they have to be treated before they like put them
before they import them so that they don't have like
the same cocaine. Yeah. Man, you need a lot of
coca leaves to it even make like a gram of cocaine.
It's like a hundred tons or some of ulous to
make a gram of cocaine. The amount of coca leaves
you have to fucking process to get. You get a
little bit of base, you have to chew it. With

(46:46):
the Rock. I think there's like a you have to
get a leaf in a in a certain like stone
or something that I thought you meant. The actor the Rock, well,
you do always need him. I mean that's just like
a given together, like cocaine, Dwayne On. I mean, anything
you have with the Rock is just going to do well.
Did you see him at the UFC fight to four
whatever it was? We had the bat motherfucker's belt around him. Yeah,

(47:07):
he was the bet is that the one Trump was at.
Yeah he was booed or half boot half cheered, depending
on what media outlet you look. I think Dana White
likes and doesn't. He doesn't. Dana White, the guy who
runs UFC, like Trump, I think he does. Think probably
that wouldn't be surprised someone who's like just profiting off
of people destroying their bodies. He's like a Joe Rogan
Republican where it's like like a Joe Rogan conservative, trippy, yeah, centrist,

(47:33):
but like still he's like I don't like the lot
of He's like I don't like the racist stuff because
you know, like brown people are better fighters. I think
you should. It's why that's my worldview. It's like, hold on,
that's problematic, Red, I'm making money off these Brazilians. Uh so, yeah,
I think back to cocaine, back to the TV show Ballers,

(47:54):
is made cocaine un cool? Yeah, seeing Rob Quardry just
a bunch of cocaine, it really put things in perspective,
like I shouldn't do this. Yeah, I why have a
p s A is when you can just make the
Showballers cocaine thing I do. I will give Coca cola though,
is I think, you know, everything is usually just such
like a one flavor can. It's like peach, do you

(48:18):
want mango or strawberry? Like we're I think we're getting
past that. Like the combinations are a little more intriguing
to me. But I don't know where the you know,
Like what I'm gonna tell you when I'm drinking a
Spin drift right now, I'm gonna plug for him. I
love them. I love Spin. They cost twenty a can
though there's so much and if they are like sold

(48:38):
out everywhere, they's always sold out. They hate Spin drift.
What you hate? Spin drift? A fucking it's the I
don't know, man, it's too sil for you. It's just
too real for me to for daddy. Sorry, So you
prefer Lacroix, You prefer the car freshener version Waterloo, water Waterloo,

(49:00):
the man, that flavor is intense. It's almost like you
got a soda, but the factor we forgot to put
the sugar in it, right, because that's what's straight. Like? Yeah, nah,
does spin drift is kind of your Waterloo if you
think in a way, yes, yeah, and then I will
go to Malta when we're all enjoying our spin drifts
where the exile to Malta. Oh I thought it was Waterloo.

(49:22):
Now that's where he comes back wins. Yeah it Malta
or Cypress. I think Malta. I think Napoleon. Anyways, Uh,
this is what a what a dumb show where high
brown Napoleon references but then we don't even think we're
talking about getting them wrong. Great show, I think you misspronounced. Great,

(49:42):
what a great show. Let's talk about the watchman. Hey arrive,
who watches them? Miles and I that's it? Boom, next question.
Uh so now that we talked about the Watchman, do
you watch Watchman? Have you seen on h I saw?
I'm getting sick and tired of the trailers. I'm gonna

(50:02):
be honest, the same trailer over and over. I you
should watch an episode. The trailer is this over and No?
I'm not just I've seen too much the trail. I
watched the first one. I was like, all right, you know,
I enjoyed the graphic novel. I like the like the
film and this. I'm just like, I'm done. Oh you
like interesting? I didn't. Yeah, I was like Trump, I

(50:24):
like moving pictures. That was also a fan of the movie. Yeah,
I mean, I just liked Doctor Manhattan helped me feel seen. Yes,
you know, how many do you do walk around? Walk
around nude with that same I have a hydrogen adam
burned into my forehead. I love the show. Yeah, you know,

(50:47):
and movies there are not Yeah, well, we see doctor
Manhatt's dick in the real movie, because it would have
been like NC seventeen or from R Wait, we didn't
were underwear people. You see his dick, oh man everywhere?
Oh man. Maybe I saw the Christian version. He's some
one where they had just like poorly animated underwear. Do

(51:08):
you see his dick in the graphic novel? Yeah, you
were cracking on the movie, he says, dick out to wait.
I think somebody like Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Minded
you to get like Dr Manhattan's dick out of your memory. Yeah, damn,
it's just it's a nice penis. Maybe it's a great
just like dick envy or something. I was like, No,

(51:29):
he weren't underwear degrees. Now, don't feel bad about that.
Dr Manhattan Watchman dick. Yeah, um, let's see it. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
there is. He's circumcised. Okay, he's Jewish. Yeah oh yeah,
look wow his balls are very nondescript, though, I will
say that. Yeah, but we digress. We dick ress. Now

(51:53):
that's all I had to say. Hey, man killer, Dick,
what's happened in the show? Why Linda Off? The dude
who wrote Lost? He wrote The Leftovers? You really want
to watch the show. This is the guy who wrote
those shows? You are I was abused by Yeah, I

(52:13):
know it sounds bad Leftovers. I thought I had one
of the best pilots events show, and then season two
was great. Everything in between, so the pilot, the pilot
episode after that until season to Trash, Yes, essentially. But
so the lesson of Leftovers was it started getting good
once he left the novel behind. It was like basically

(52:35):
the opposite of Game of Thrones is that season one
was all just basically the events of the novel. Uh.
And then season two they went off in like a
completely different direction and it got great. Uh. And so
Watchmen he has he's basically starting this in present day America,
but in the Watchman timeline where Dr Man and helps

(53:00):
America win the Vietnam War, Vietnam's estate. Uh, Richard Nixon
is like one seen as one of our great presidents. Yeah,
or like a figure for like the downtrodden white people
and the kind of the main theme. Writer J McNabb said, Uh,
in a move that would have you suspect HBO had

(53:21):
purchased stock in the think piece industry. The main theme
is white supremacy and basically racism in America. And it's
the again one of those pilots that Holy ship. What
a great pilot. Yeah, And it had a lot of
people like did that actually happen? Yeah, it's just a
comic book or what happened. So they did like a

(53:42):
very uh you know, high budget, visceral recreation of Tulsa
in the ninet twenties when there was a race riot
that included like planes bombing what was known as Black
Wall Street at the time. It was like basically the
center of African American industry in America at that time,

(54:06):
had some of the most successful Black Americans had businesses there.
And then there was I think some World War One
veterans stopped a lynching and that just enraged the white
people of Tulsa and that black people would defend themselves.
They just bombed it to the ground, bombed Tulsa to

(54:26):
the ground. And it's like one of those things that's
just been kind of written out of history or just
kind of it's so dark. Yeah, and when because I think,
you know, the our history books are very good at
obscuring white supremacy. But yeah, like there were planes like
dropping bombs on, throwing dye from dynamite, yeah, like shooting people,

(54:48):
and uh so then that's what has a lot of
people split or there are a lot of fan people
who are like this is just woke social justice ship
and it's like the Watchman itself. Wasn't just some like
like kick back and relax like ha ha ha book,
look at this guy's blue dick. It's the most political,
Like that's what it was. It was like in the
graphic novel, it was like Nixon was a stand in

(55:11):
for Reagan at the time. But yeah, it was very
it was very much like about politics and about the
dangers of like conservative politics. One interesting thing that they've updated,
So I'm only two episodes in Miles your three episodes
in the four Well, but we haven't we don't know

(55:32):
what happened in episode. I mean, we don't know know what.
We don't never know, but I'm not going to watch it,
so I don't we don't have you yet. This is uh.
But in this version, in Lindeloff's version, Robert Redford has
become the president after Nixon, which was hinted at at
the end of the graphic novel, and he he is

(55:54):
a liberal president and there's all these like liberal touches
to the society that like kind don't work. And so
that's what I'm wondering, like how are they What is
going to be the upshot of like the fact that
in this society they have grappled with like the massacre
in Tulsa, and there's like a museum on that ground, right,

(56:17):
I mean, well we'll see. It's so it's slowly unfolding.
What what about it to you? Are you not interested
in it? Just? Are you? You've had enough shows that
you have to watch. I'm gonna tell what I'm saying.
I'm watching Prank Encounters with that Garrett kid from That's
That's Yeah. I don't know. Again, I saw the trailer
for it and I was like, you know, I'm trying

(56:39):
to watch real sex and HBO. This is getting in
the way and I don't know, I don't know. Yeah,
I just I felt like I've given too many shows
time and they just hurt me. And I'm just I'm like,
you know what hurt you? Laws hurt me for Sir
Carlton q PTSD. I I just I'm like, I just
don't know what the funk happened. I'm like, I thought

(57:00):
it was so fun, so cool, and then it just
was just taken away from me, you know what i mean,
Like like everything kind of just got like Game of
Thrones to all these little pieces where you're just like
what happens You're hurt. I'm hurt. Hey, look I understand
you protect your Game of Thrones. I hear, I hear
good things from you all. So I'm like, all right,
you say the pilots dope, I'm like, all right, not
check it. Usually they're like the worst thing about the
show as a pilot. So yeah, I'll check it out.

(57:22):
A good pilot. Yeah, good pilot. That dude you. But
you do watch that mat Gayton Matonzo show. It is
one of the greatest, uh insights into the American psyche
at the moment. Yeah, it's so bad and so good.
It's multaneous. Well, the fact that people I don't know,
if you saw Scare Tactics on Sci Fi Channel, great

(57:43):
shout out to them, thank you, uh and uh they yeah,
but they just the people that believe that this is
an actual alien. This is a word. That's what's amazing
to me. Like, I've never seen a show where someone's like, immediately, Nope,
that's what it is, a supernatural thing. There's no way.
It's like, like, what have we done to people? Well,
when you're gas lit, though, and they get like they

(58:03):
surround you with other people who are creating that narrative.
It shows you just how much can the whole perception
of But I also blame ancient aliens. I blame all
the History Channel shows all the ship that's been slowly
ingratiated into it, like the normal American conversation where like
this stuff is real, there's no way to there's someone
tweeted something great where they're like, uh, aliens aren't the
excuse for something that white people didn't build? Right? Yeah, no, exactly,

(58:29):
Ancient aliens must have been white supremacists, right, it's part
of a white sprea. We don't know ideology, We don't
know what people could have done this. Yes, you know,
they ain't gonna a guy wearing feathers and it's wild.
Go down to Mexico, they're like these huge incredible ruins

(58:51):
and pyramids that like people just don't even talk about.
They're like, yeah, but the ones in Egypt, Man, those
are bigger. Though. While you see that there's a KFC
next to it because Christian Bale built those, there's another
what's the one that's basically there's there's one pyramid that's

(59:11):
just covered, it's like underneath the mountain, and people are like, yo,
that's just bigger than the ship in Egypt. Stop where Yeah,
monks moundka in St. Louis that there was one. There
was a thing in St. Louis months Mound that they
were about to pave over and build a parking lot
on top of. And somebody was like, this is actually

(59:32):
like America's Great Pyramid. It was like all these like
different layers of earth from all around the country that
people had brought in like bucket brigades from like all
over the place and like back in Native American times,
and yeah, they it was basically done as a monument
to like this giant city that existed in St. Louis,

(59:56):
like right there on the Mississippi River. It was the
biggest city in the world, like in the twelve hundreds.
But you know, people just kind of ignore it. And
because when European settlers arrived, they wanted to kind of
right the natives out of the history of the founding

(01:00:17):
settling of America, Like all that ship just got paved over. Yeah,
stolen land. Um. The thing is it's in It's in Mexico.
The Pyramid of Cholula was built by the Aztecs. And
when even when Cortez guy here, he thought it was
a mountain because like there was dirt over it and
built a fucking church on top of it. Didn't he
realize it was The base is four times larger than

(01:00:38):
the Pyramid and Giza, but it's under dirt. So people like, oh,
I think it's a mountain. They're like, this is built
in honor of ketzel Quaddle and but again it's just
one of those things that's overlooked, you know. Oh, anyways,
watch Man is good. Anyways, check out Doctor Manhattan's dicky.
Although send me some Doctor Manhattan dick. HBO show is

(01:01:02):
not shown us Doctor Manhattan's dick, and that is that
censorship are well, well, spoiler alert, there is a there
is a there is a depiction of doctor man Doctor
Manhattan where we see but that's a human dick. That's
not a god dick, like Doctor Manhattan is a god. Yeah,
perfect dick. Well, what is perfect? You know, that's subjective.

(01:01:25):
Philosophical question is the philosophical questions? What happened to your
crucifix necklace? Let me see what's depending on your necklace?
Oh my god, it's perfectly cut. Stone man. Let's just
show each other penises and that's just be done with it.

(01:01:45):
And then we'll decide which one of us has got Oh,
this is what a conversation is. Like me, Joey, it's
been a pleasure of having you man, been a pleasure
being here a lot. Honestly, Where can people to find you?
Follow you, listen to you? You can follow me on
Instagram at Jebby Greeber. I just like him making it

(01:02:06):
difficult to follow me. JB. Greeber and JB Greeber Alchemy
this on the same network here, check it out the
Improp podcast Kevin a lot of great improvisers. And I
just put out a sketch comedy album called Goodnight. You
can check that out on Amazon, iTunes, Napster, anywhere and
everywhere's free on Spotify, So maybe comp that one, you know, Yeah,
what was the track you put out that was like
about acting but for audio, acting on audio for film,

(01:02:29):
acting on audio for film, So check that one out too.
Oh and is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Uh?
Oh yes, actually, oh to one is anything by George Wallace.
Anything that he tweets is just gold. Follow him. He's layers.
But my buddy Mike Castle at what the fund is this?
Handle me find out for you second. Anybody can follow

(01:02:51):
him and harass him if you want. Uh. It is
at Magic Mike Castle and his tweet was let me
find for you. Oh my god it was Oh yeah,
I was just a paraphrase that the official slogan UH
of the n b A is UH clapping and saying
come on man, come on man, people find you. Oh man.

(01:03:18):
Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray, is there a
tweet you've been enjoying me? You? Oh? Fuck yeah? Brou
yeah bro, what fun do I like? You know? Oh?
This is actually someone from the Zikegang actually put me
onto this. And if you don't watch ny Day Fiance
and not gonna make sense. But this is Chase at

(01:03:39):
h a U T c r to pointing this out
to me. This is from Will Pierce at the Will
Pierce says, I love Angela. It's like if Dog the
Bounty Hunter and Donald Trump have a love child and
went to Nigeria. Doesn't make sense. But my new podcast
for twenty Day Fiance coming soon. Get ready. The release
date is imminent. I trust this is not a game.
It's a warning. Uh, Sophia Alexander Michaels, Yeah, yeah, that's great.

(01:04:06):
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquirrel Brian.
Mostly I've been just liking Bill Gates tweets for the
best like forty eight hours, but at crowl J tweeted,
San Francisco is a place where the most boring people
on Earth have taken hostage the most beautiful place in America.
I think that's true. And then Ben Rosen tweeted me,

(01:04:30):
so my show is called the World's Most Awkward People
try and fail to tell a charming anecdote exact titles
too long? Me? What about Jeopardy uh? And you can
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(01:04:53):
off to the information that we talked about in today's episode,
as well as the song we ride out on miles
on second reading. You know what we were talking about,
Little Hudson Mohawk Lunas. A couple of weeks ago, Tonight
put out a little track recently called first Body. Uh.
It sounds like if I don't know, if in your
cities you grew up in there was ever like pan

(01:05:15):
flute bands from Peruf that was perform in public. It's
like they sampled a Peruvian paan flute band and then
turned it up with like a little bit of like
minimal trap. So this is called First Body from Tonight
which is Lunas and Hudson Mohawk. Hold on the Peruvian
paan flup music, man, man, that was the sound. Yeah,

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