Poor Kevin Jonas, DUMB/GREAT XMAS MOVIES 10.23.19

In episode 500, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Blair Socci to discuss the new Star Wars film, the whistleblower situation testimonies beginning, Trump wanting to sue CNN for being mean, impeachment polls, polling results for the Democratic candidates, how allergies can help stop crime, the Mountain Dew candle, an opioid nightmare haunted house, the dumbest Christmas films coming to Netflix and Hallmark, and more!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome Tuesday's one or five, Episode
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nine team and names Jack O'Brien a K cool hand Jack,

(00:22):
and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
co host, Mr Miles Gray. And it told me not
to I did anyway. Miles is blazing. Jack said don't,
but I said, I'm gonna mileuses blazing. How many good
ships sipping on fifth, getting y'all mad in neck and
like a dick Jack out of dick because I had

(00:43):
all his crazies. What a bad little podcast host Miles
of Brays is Wow, Hell yes, he'll have no fury
off the second AKA album from Christie i'amogucci may acrisy
memed On nuts damn. I mean, goddamn babe, Uncle baby

(01:03):
Billy A straight from Colorado, Colorado with power of the
Silver Bullet, an old man's big. If you aren't they,
you haven't seen at do they give oscars for HBO shows.
They should. You should get oscar for Uncle Baby Billy.

(01:25):
I have made that argument before that they should just
like some of these shows that are limited run basically,
you know, seven hour long movies should be up for awards. Yeah,
just stitch it all together. They get an epic whatever
what they do? Nine episodes? Fine? Whatever? Hell yeah, I
got time or we're throwed to be joined Inner thirty
by the hilarious comedian Blair Sack. What's up to my pal?

(01:49):
What's up? It's good to be back. Sick jacket? You
got on? What do you call that? What's that? What's
that cut of that jacket? Damn? I don't know. It's
maybe like a muted leopard or something muted leopard. Yeah, yeah,
it is a muted lepard. Yeah yeah, but like mixed
with like a little tractor driver. It's definitely got like yeah,

(02:10):
like you're working on a farm, like could be a
car heart uh new Jersey collab with the leopard print
right right right ship anywoy, I'm feeling it's dope. Everybody
check out our instagram to get a look at it.
Oh yeah, we'll just take a singular photo of the jacket. Alright,

(02:31):
Blair We're gonna get to know you a little bit
better in the moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
a couple of things we're talking about. We're gonna talk
about the latest Star Wars trailer, the Final Stars til
the final trailer for the Final Star Wars. They already
started talking. Uh. There he started selling tickets pre sale
to the movie. Um, is it good? I'm glad they're

(02:52):
doing good. Those they up starts at Disney definitely needed.
We're going to check in with the impeachment inquiry. Bill
Taylor may have dropped a pretty heavy dime on on
the president. Uh. We're gonna check in with what how
the president's just keeping his calm uh during the course

(03:15):
of this inquiry. Uh. We're going to look at what
the polls are saying about the inquiry and do a
election check in. Uh. We're also going to look at
some robbery trends as seasonality of robin, a candle that

(03:35):
seems to have been designed specifically for me, and a
unconventional haunted house. All that and plenty more. But first, Blair,
we like to ask our guests, what is something from
your search history that's revealing about who you are? Oh
my last Google search was Jordan's McGraw um because I

(03:56):
was at the Jonas Brothers concert last night, um, and
I was like, who is this guy? And it turns
out it's Dr Phil Son. Um. Anyways, it was illuminating
to say the least. He seems like no, he was
opening was an artist, Yeah, he's a pop singer. One
of his songs was like one of his songs was

(04:18):
basically like flexipa, like yoga and Pa Laddie. That was
like and I don't know what, I don't know. I
don't even remember, like I don't know how it goes,
but I just remember. And I was like, oh my god,
this poor fucking cornball. But there he was, you know,
opening for the Jonas brother What a journey for him? Yeah,
I mean yeah also too, I mean to really just

(04:41):
with his own talent get there no help of It's
probably unrelated, but it is in fact Dr Phil and
we used Doctor with Air quotes film Bras. Is Dr
Phil problematic? I don't know everyone's fucking canceled these days? Is?
I feel bad for Oprah because she always tris like

(05:02):
endorsed these people and then they all turn out to
be like wacko. Well, not like with like fucking doctor Oz.
Is like your vagina is like a self cleaning oven, right,
Isn't that true? But it was like using a very
like dismissive like sense, like's not worrying about your dr
Oz anyway, your vagina's got its own back. Put it on,

(05:26):
put it on self clean. Okay, I'm not wearing a
con Just throw it on self collected the fun are
you talking about dr Oz? Here to ball theories about
the self cleaning though, But I also like when you
first said that Jordan McGrath, I thought it was the
wildest collab between Michael Jordan and Tim McGrath. Are they

(05:47):
like doing some famous sounding names cooler? Yeah? And also
a lot of people pointed out to us that Michael
Jordan did a great thing with his health clinics that
he's opened up in North Carolina for really Yeah, which
was he unfucked them kids? Yeah, he was like helped
them kids. Yeah. I never saw that coming from his
Hall of Fame speech. Yeah, you know, it was weird

(06:09):
like that. And pet As fun well did you see
it because there's like that documentary coming about the ninety
eight Bulls season. It was like five hours of unseen
footage deranged. He was a little bit like, I'm curious
see how people see you know, at a different time
for me. Like he was almost being like, look, man,
I didn't get here because I'm so nice and mentally,

(06:31):
maybe I know this about me. I ripped out Dennis
Robin's face piercings. Oh my god. When I saw that
Hall of Fame speech, I was truly mystified. I was like,
I would love to like not care about how people
see me at all, just be like, yeah, this person,
this person, and fuck this person from thirty years ago.

(06:53):
Yeah that taste. Didn't he bring out like the dude
who was who made the team in his place in
high school or something like that, or invited them at
Laney High School? I think maybe that that might just
be that would be up also, like he did recently
just say that Steph hasn't not a Hall of Famer. True,

(07:16):
he's not in the Hall of Fame, but that's true
by the definition of it. Yes, is he going to
be in the All of Fame. Was funny because he
was like kind of acknowledging how petty he was. He's like, yeah,
he's not a Hall of Famer and the other guy
was like, Oh, I'm Jay, you're wild. And then he
was like, ha, nobody really is like drink my shitty tequila.

(07:38):
The other thing he said in that because you're talking
about when he was talking to um Homeboy from MSNBC, right, yeah,
and then how he was like, he's afraid to pick
up a basketball because you know, my competitiveness might come
out like the ring Lord of the Rings. I mean
when you think about it, like it might be like

(07:58):
the letter for him. Yeah, he's like, I mean he
was he had superhuman abilities with that, and that happened
overlap with the most competitive human that has ever been
birthed onto this planet. So somehow this leather sphere makes
me unforgiving, just like that or Monster. Oh yeah, because

(08:19):
I mean, if you think about it, the fun them
Kids moment came out with a basketball in his hands.
Yeah yeah, so um yeah, maybe he's like in recovery,
it was like competitive competitiveness, hyper competitive recovery. His sponsors
like like, I don't about picking the ball up, Like,
don't even ball up a piece of garbage and try
and shoot him the trucking serious, Michael, we were working

(08:40):
on this we clearly wanted to talk about Michael Jordan
because you were talking about Jordan mcgrawl. I also just flexible, Yeah,
that he's a pop star though, like, yeah, he looks
a little too old to be That's what I said.
And look, there's anything wrong with me. There's nothing wrong

(09:04):
with being old. You listened, you heard it here first, bitch, Okay,
But while I was while I was watching Jordan mcgrad
was like, all right, my man is My man is
thirty three years old and he's trying to be a
boy band star. I mean, look at his whole vibe.

(09:26):
He's kind of doing like I kind of wanted to
keep it. Yeah, alright, Mike Posner kind of not as
bad as I was expecting. I was expecting like Dr
Phil's head on top of like a back Street Boys body.
It was his birthday yesterday. Didn't say that, he said it.
And also the Dullest brothers came and Prianka came out
and gave him a cake. Yeah, like make a wish

(09:47):
type situation where they're like you can open from you're
going in. No, he was like, and I just want
to say I'll to the Hollywood Bowl. It's my birthday.
That's what hell yeah, d rules. Dude. At fifteen, he

(10:08):
formed his first band, The Upside in two right, because
I mean his dad is all about like finding the
upside in situations, and that's kind of his whole Dude
is tattoos are fucking chill bread. No, that's what I said.
I was like, he's really tired up. I know he's
been through a lot of It's like like weird Alice
in Wonderland theme. He's got going on his left arm

(10:30):
and then he's got like kitten with a katana. Yeah,
you guys don't have to google image Church. Let's dude,
just imagine Dr Phil's head on a backst Also, look,
what's the most hardcore? A skull with Disney Mickey Mouse
ears I'm hard, but I'm soft. He's like, that's on
my fret in hand to looking contradictions flexible like plates

(10:52):
can be either a skull or Mickey Man? What I
is something you think is underrated? Black blue cheese. Blue
cheese is fucking good. I'm to eat until I choke
on it and die. He did you talk about this
last time? No? I didn't talk about oh man, because
I feel every time someone else came in with that
same thing, and I love that because I think blue

(11:12):
cheese is the greatest fucking thing, this fucking stinky stink
me up. Oh my god, I love it. Or like
I really wanted to dive in, like on a spicy
wing and then you're like, oh, what's my saving grace?
I need God, I need God. And then you go
into the blue cheese and an actual chunk of Oh
my god. But some of these places they're fucking perpetrated

(11:36):
and they're violating with their quote unquote blue cheese, and
it's like it's like infusing the flavor. I'm like, where
is the fucking blue cheese chunk? That's why, you know,
if you really want to go next level that rope
fort Oh my god, I can barely talk about this.
My mouth is like a tidal wave right now. I
think you're just spitting at Miles. Please yeah, shout out

(11:58):
to blue cheese. What is something you think is overrated? Oh?
When Jennifer Lawrence played um, all those forty year old
women five years ago. Um, But look, it's nothing against her,
Like she obviously is an incredible actress in the way
that she was able and capable to mimic and find
the nuance of people twice her age. Um, but yeah,

(12:20):
that was pretty wild. They're like, we can't find any
actresses out there, to say the forty or forty five
year old, so we had to go to Jennifer. We
had to go straight to Jennifer. Yeah, they wig and yeah,
yeah yeah, and they're like pre time, like your exasperated

(12:41):
mother of three. She's like, I'm twenty three years old.
I just like eight in and out in my Oscar's
dress and slipped on the ground. Didn't she just get married?
She did an honestly, someone like the most like weird
are cooked Maroni Cooke, Maroni Cooke maloney. But she's so

(13:04):
hot and talented, so it's not a knock against her.
She has an incredible actress and I wish here a
lot of success and happiness, and I feel that she
is pursuing that well. Fantast I'm glad you cleared that up, because, yeah,
you were kicked out of one of her parties. Things
over No, But I was just even thinking that, just
like when I was just tucking Jordan's whatever his name,
I was like, if the Jonas brothers heard this, I

(13:26):
would feel bad. Ja. Oh my God, incredible. They I
went with my mother, We have the best time, Hollywood
Boy and Urban to the Hollywood Bowl. But boy, those
three ee men they can really shake it. They can
really seeing they got a lot of hits. Yeah that

(13:50):
is I don't know, are you Jonas Brood? What are
the fans called? I'm not really sure. I'm not deep
in the Jonas family. So how did you end up
being like, we'll go to this show. I just knew
it would be a good show. I know those men
can perform. And I mean Nick very hot. He's the

(14:10):
one that like, is the one that they just all
steal one. What do you mean the hot like Kevin
this one? But Ken he's finally got married when he
was like twenty because he kind of knew what it
was going to be and he popped out kids and
I think he's very happy and still married. And it
seemed they seemed like they were like really having a
great time because they kept saying years ago, a couple

(14:33):
of years ago, we thought what if we should do
this again? And then we were like, would anyone care?
And they kept saying that, and then the crowd would
like that good, So you guys do care? Great because
for a while we thought nobody care, I'm gonna go

(14:54):
jack off backstage. That was literally what it was. And
then at one point the whole crowd started chanting Kevin
like they wanted to know, like they wanted to him
to know that they still behind him, even though he
didn't maybe have the same face. Yeah he or his

(15:15):
brothers as his brothers. I mean, weren't they all about
like abluence? So really, wasn't he just hacking the matrix
being like I'm trying to funk so if I got
married and listen, but now they all fun they did shot, Yeah,
it's official the Jonas Brothers. That is really funny, likes
somebody who's only vaguely familiar with the Jonas brothers. I

(15:39):
knew that two of their names were Nick and Joe,
and assumed that like the other, there was a third
one whose name I also knew, but Kevin, Yeah, I
confess his name till at the concert. I'm not kidding.
But I don't want to be mean, because I you
know what I thought. Another thought I had, I said,
Kevin looks good, like he actually seems like really together, measured.

(16:02):
I don't know, maybe that's what I'm like, do you
think after they got off stage, so they were like, hey, Kevin,
did somebody say you looked good? Like shouted out dude,
like now you guys around, I looked like ship Joe.
Tell him, I'm serious, dude, heavy look great. I'm a
nasty old. You got your hot fucking wife and you

(16:28):
I'm fucking kevy to start staring up the dressing disgusting back,
A decrepit monkey, skeleton, rotting, fucking mummy opened up to him.
Fuck no, Kevin, Kevin, I just want the record to stay.

(16:49):
Has a really hot wife. He did find her in
whatever Jersey county they grew up in, but she is
really quarl At a certain point, was Kevin the hottest? No,
you could even you could even particulate. She just shook
her head. That's like a parent like coming to grips,
like and is your son good at baseball? But we're

(17:10):
not going to tell. I don't like calling people. I
don't like talking meanly about people. Okay, I don't say that.
In the Lustometer for Jonas Brothers, Was he ever? Was
he ever breaking records? Was the murcury ever a frantic
head shape you like you're his lawyer or something You're like,

(17:31):
I I should not be actually speaking about this. Was
there wasn't there a point where they were famous when
he was like the only one who would be legal
for a woman today. But his fans, they're all their
fans are younger than that. Well, attractivities can be cultivated
by a whole number of things. I love that. Yeah,
but let's be real, he's the nasty, only one who

(17:53):
no one wanted to fight. I don't agree. I don't
see if I don't see beauties, Kevin, don't Kevin, don't
listen your one catalyst, and I'm disgusting. I'm too vain. Men.
What is a oh um my mins? I was thinking
about is if you're popping in high school that you
never felt pain, And I'm here to tell you I
do feel PAIND have felt pain before, and it was

(18:18):
popping in high school for you. Yeah. So I just
want everyone to know is things aren't always what they see, right. Yeah.
People just assumed, you know, were you you're playing varsity volleyball.
I'm assuming were you the star volleyball player in a
D one program and you were just that that DS,
that libero that defensive specialists like yo, she's digging it

(18:39):
out like a minor. It was a minor, but I
was a minor, a minor but also being like an
m I n outside hitter at the time, So it
was smash because then you got to college and you're like, God,
you're little. My vertical was out of the fucking gym.
It was. It was sad. We talk sick, sad and fucked.

(19:06):
Sounds like a description of a porn video. Santa Margarita
High School volleyball player Blair Sack's lyrical is six, sad
and fun. So she committed to u c L a
Wascal news podcast, like what the fund is this on

(19:27):
the football? This kid's got hands that would make a
mother fucking shit. Alright talking about your articles still alright,
Uh well, anyway, shout out to your girls. Thank you.

(19:48):
But you weren't like just your standard popular pretty blonde girl.
You were pretty blonde girl who was popular because she
was like the best athlete in the school. I mean,
I don't know if that's why. I also have a
lot of choismen I like to read. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
so in your mind, I like to explore this. What
do you what do you attribute your popping mess your popping.

(20:09):
You're really nice to people. Also, when I never criticize
people's looks good. Yeah, you just laughed nervously when asked
for an opinion, Blair, does this look bad? I mean
I wasn't. No, I was nominated, though I lost Homecoming
King by one vote. I'm telling you was rigged because

(20:30):
the dean's when I was selling we'd I'm gonna say
that right now. Yeah, damn. I hope these deans listen.
I hope they're his brothers, do not listen. Yeah. I
saw one of the deans, one of my the dean
of women from my high school, at a restaurant separate
as deans for women because I think because they wanted
to reprimand students, like they didn't want a man yelling
at like younger girls and wanted like an evil person

(20:53):
like another woman to be like, let me tell you
why you're dressed all fucked up? Did you get in
trouble in high school that? Uh? Mostly for being disruptive,
Like one time I got kicked out of class for
farting too much At the best time I was punctuating
my teachers like lecture with farts, and then at a
certain point I would be like, dude, Mr Hernandez, I

(21:14):
can't hold it in, and he's like, he's like, go
through the d's office and I'm like, dude, and I
would get up and I was like fine, it's like
I'm gonna wait outside because I think it's gonna subside.
And I'm walking up and he starts going back and
I had to go yeah, like that. They didn't the
real ship I was. I was on my grid can

(21:36):
command no, no, no. But at certain times, you know,
like something it was, it was on and popping. One
time I got because that's how you were with my farting. Yeah.
One time I got sent to the Principle's office for
toxic masculine because you were like emasculating a dude. I
asked my physics teacher if he was on his period. Wow,

(22:00):
I know, I can't believe something so horrific came out
of my mouth. But it was a different time, right,
And they're like, what happened that blur sa face down
in a gut or somewhere just actually a comedian? Pretty well, alright,
let's talk about Star Wars guys. Oh yeah, And the
first thing I asked Blair, when you got here. I'm like, yo,
you see the new Star Wars thing or do not care?
What did you say? I haven't seen the last nine.

(22:22):
I'm only been nine from or something one in high
school because apparently there's some sort of Christian allegori involved.
I haven't seen it since I do love the music
at the Disney d Ride. Oh great, well that's what
that music is probably the music in the movie. So yeah,

(22:42):
so in that sense, okay, we found some common ground.
But the last trailer for Star Wars came out on
Tuesday for the ninth film, Yeah, Rise of Skywald nine,
Rise with Skywalker. It's uh my first thoughts. I just
hope C three P is not. It looks like he's
gonna die. How can a robot die? But we turned off?

(23:03):
Has he not died in all the other ones? A robot?
I mean he's been like blown into pieces and had
to be put back together, like Humpy Dumpy type ship.
But and they do specifically make these robots so they
can experience pain, right, And it's like I feel my wire. Yeah,
but it's it looks like it's going to be a
fitting end. I don't know. I like them. They're cute rots.

(23:25):
In the trailer, Can I ask them, is Luke Skywalker
a girl? Yes? That is Luke is the character who
fills the Luke Skywalker the I mean. The real big
thing too, is that right after the trailer came out,

(23:45):
they had the presale tickets went on sale, like actually
a few hours before, and we were talking about how,
like I thought it was absurd to begin selling presale
tickets because it comes out December twenty and a full
two months before. Uh, they blew out. They're like single
like went first. Our ticket sales record for pre sales, uh.
With the previous record holder was Avengers Endgame. They did.

(24:09):
They did it by a more margin, how to say
that correctly? But yeah, I feel those fan bases probably
overlapped quite a bit, right, I'm sure to a certain extent.
And I wonder how many other people like it's time
for Star Wars, like full on Star Wars fans and
be like we got to show these Avengers. Definitely that

(24:31):
is real now. Yeah, people are like we they feel
like they're voting, like this is like part of their identity.
They like when was like yeah, exactly when uh, when
Avengers like came back out and people were on online
being like, yo, we gotta go see it again so

(24:52):
that it can pass the record for like biggest movie
of all time. It's like, who do you think you're helping?
And that will bring my back? Um, but yeah, the
last the past record holders for through Adam tickets in
terms of pre sales um number one, Star Wars Rise,
Rise of Skywalker, Avengers End Game is number two, Avengers

(25:13):
Infinity War number three, Star Wars The Last Jedi number four,
and Star Wars Rogue one number five. Variety there. I mean, look,
Disney is really struggling. All I know, you guys, go
out and support your local Disney. Yeah, go ahead and
fucking kick Bob Igern his dick with his sixty six
million dollars a year pay package. But income inequality. Uh

(25:34):
he did say that so in that way woke conference. Yeah,
well I think he meant income inequality between him and
like Bill Gates and Mark Zuckerberg. Yeah, like that's like
you see what they're man, too big of a gap there,
And he's like, so I hear people who are struggling.

(25:58):
All Right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back, and we're back and it's time to check
him with the impeachment inquiries started by the whistleblow. Yeah.

(26:20):
Uh uh so Bill Taylor uh, the man who described
Trump's quid pro quo over Ukrainian military aid as crazy
ab list, but it was you know, he was he
was in in his feelings at that point, but he

(26:40):
I think just had looked at what was having said,
this is all kinds of sun up. Yes. Uh So
he was very worried in those text messages. He was
the guy who seemed to be taken a back in
the text messages. Yeah, could not believe that somehow there
was this was actually happening where it's like, We're gonna
blackmail you with your military aid to give as some
Biden dirt. So last week we got the guy who

(27:03):
was like, I think you misunderstand what the president says,
which we found out was dictated to him that statement
by the president. Uh. Last week he testified, and earlier
yesterday Bill Taylor uh testified And we have a quote
of one of the people who was there for the testimony, Yeah,

(27:23):
Representative Andy Levin. Because again all of these um, all
this testimony has been happening behind closed doors, which is
good because it allows the Democrats to like keep all
this information sealed, and the White House has usually just
been rebutting anything that comes out immediately, So to keep
it cooking simmering without them knowing is causing a little nerves,
especially because Bill Taylor, as the ambassador Ukraine, like he

(27:46):
saw a lot, like he knew, he knows a lot,
and who knows what he fully knows, which is probably
why the President was well not But yeah, so we don't.
A lot of people we've seen their opening statement be
made public because it was like premitten, pre written, and
they disseminated that to the public. But with Bill Taylor,
we don't know anything. But the one thing we do
know as of right now from his testimony is this

(28:07):
reaction from a congress person leaving his testimony. All I
have to say is that in my ten short months
in Congress, it's not even new, right, and this is
the my most disturbing day in Congress so far. Alright, drama, Yeah, Johnny,

(28:28):
you're just hating because your brother is doing better than you,
and h yeah, I look, I believe it. I believe
there's some I'm sure there's a lot more being illuminated,
but I think it's probably just further underlining just how
blatant this whole scheme was. I'd imagine. Yeah, uh so,
I mean we will only who I mean again, just
like in the mother part, we just don't know right now.

(28:49):
I just don't know what they're being told. Yeah, I mean,
that guy could have been exaggerated, and Trump seems to
be handling it all, taking it in stride. Oh yeah.
He had an interesting tweet earlier, around the time that
Taylor was testifying. Yeah, this morning through a little racial
smoke bomb down, saying, so someday a Democrat I'm sorry, yes, yesterday.

(29:13):
So someday, if a Democrat becomes president and the Republicans
win the House, even by a tiny margin, they can
appeach the president without due process or fairness or any
legal rights. All Republicans must remember what they're witnessing here,
a lynching. But we will win. Oh beautiful choice of words. Yeah,
Oh my god, what is wrong with him? Jesus Christ?

(29:34):
I mean I think this is again, this is part
of his strategy. There's so much attention on Bill Taylor's testimony,
he has to do. Hey, look over here, let me
completely watch this misappropriation of this term lynching. I don't
you think he's that smart, do you. Well, it's I
think it's a reflecting think that's just the way he talks. Well,
I think it is right, and I think what he
realizes is that when he just goes then yeah, yeah, yeah,

(29:57):
it tends to take the air out. And I don't
know if he is going. And now I will do
my tweet where I will offend people with my lack
of knowledge of the nuance of not not even nuance
around the word lynching, but just do something completely inflammatory.
But it is his perspective with this entire Ukraine thing,
like yeah, I did it, there's nothing wrong. It's like,
what's the problem do what the fuck? Why are you stripping?

(30:22):
I'm not lying about it, because again his strategy seems
to be one being transparent with my corruption. So get
over it, which is exactly what mcmulvaney said was basically
get over it, guys. And again I just you know
a lot of people have obviously we have to talk
about how just fucked up it is to even compare

(30:43):
this like constitutionally bound process to a fucking hate crime,
um where you know, it's just really dark because that
term is just so entrenched with America's dark, murderous racist culture,
not past culture. Uh that and lynchings are and it's
a tool to keep African Americans in a state of

(31:05):
terror and really and enforces this racial hierarchy that most
Republicans would probably wish happened to this day, especially when
you think about how many people call police on anyway, Look,
we get it this, which is why again a lot
of people have been walking the line of like, this
is what he's trying to do, but again this is
the focus. Is this because we knew trumple's racist, so

(31:27):
this isn't anything new, But my goodness to then see
other people defend the language, I think is doubly fucking terrible. Yeah.
And I do think that whether it's because he has
the perfect personality disorder for our current media environment to
like propel him to just dominate the news cycle, or
he knows what he's doing, like when he can make

(31:51):
something about you know, word choice and stuff like you know,
just being racist, that strengthens his support with his base.
Um so he I do think from that perspective, whether
he knows what he's doing or just that's how how

(32:12):
he innately responds like that that seems to be, like
what's going on? He he wants, I think you put
it perfectly well, the racist smoke screen. Yeah, I mean
it's and he always uses race like you know, we've
seen this pivot, whether it's you know, intentional or subconct
or whatever. He he knows what it's just it's it's

(32:33):
like a habit, right you realize, oh yeah, this way
behaving like this actually ends up working out for me,
so just keep doing it. He also in other panicky
uh temper tantrum news, he claimed he wants to Susie
n n for not being nice enough to him, and
also that he's going to cancel the White House's subscription

(32:55):
to the New York Times in the Washington Posts, Al alright,
r I P journalism. Uh, I mean we've been saying
that for a while though. But the other thing that's
really in this bizarre letter he got the dude who
basically dismantled Gawker like on behalf of Peter Teel, Like

(33:16):
that lawyer is the one sending this letter to CNN's already,
we get it, you're mr. Let me tear down like
media outlets. Um, but like the arguments and like He's like,
you gotta pay the president man, like this is just
funked up, like what you're doing, a like pointing to
like unethical journalistic practices, but nothing like really there. He

(33:37):
also is using like Project Veritas, like gotcha video clips
to try and be like you see what's going on
this guy who's completely discredited as a journalist, like I'm
using this to Basie's attacks on UM and then said
that they were violating the Landom Act, which is about
like deceiving uh consumers, like with your advertising. So I'm

(33:58):
guessing that they're trying to say. He says, your actions
are in violation of the land Of Act, among other
applicable laws, by constituting misrepresentations to the public, to your
advertisers and others. Accordingly, my clients intend to file legal
action against you to seek compensatory damages, troubled damages, punitive damages,
in junctive relief, reimbursement of legal costs, and all our
available legal and equitable remedies to the maximum extent permitted

(34:20):
by law. So saying, I guess because they're saying they're
fair and balanced and that's a lie, that it's a fraud.
What a loser. Why would this guy want to go
down with like serving him in this way because he
probably paid his retainer or whatever you had to do
to bring him on. That's all it is at the
end of the day. Which is funny because most lawyers
on like in the real world, like their takes on Twitter,

(34:40):
like dude, this isn't even a fun like what the
fund do? They think this is right? And they're saying
CNN should fucking be like, yeah, right, fan, let's go
to court, right and they just have this ship laughed
out the fucking court. But hey, this is I mean,
it just shows you sort of like Trump is probably
asking anyone to do anything and everything they can to

(35:01):
maybe either cause distractions, slow people up, trip up the
media whatever. I mean, I yeah, I can just picture
him in court being like objection sustained, your objection, thank you,
thank you? Hear about Yeah. It's and I think also

(35:21):
to the logic is I can't believe they're reporting this stuff.
This is just this is terrible telling anything I did
that was bad, right, well, because it's all about labels, right,
like they the Republicans will say, oh, this is a
kangaroo court, it's a witch hunt. Blah blah blah, which
is they're basically holding them accountable. So they're taking accountability

(35:42):
and now making that some kind of tool of like
a runaway like minor party in the government. And then
but then it's funny you look at a lot of
the things they try and paint like, uh, you know,
any kind of bills or policies from the left is
being like snow flakey or giveaways or communism. Meanwhile, the
criticisms of the right are like corrupt, racist, genicidal, and

(36:05):
you know, there's just such a disbalance of what's going on.
But hey, look, I don't have faith that he'll get
in trouble for anything. Ever, I think that's fair to
have little faith at this point. Well, we have a
we have a problem with you know, a base that
he has on Fox News who could give a funk
what the law is, um, and in senators who are
too shook to do anything because they want to stay

(36:27):
in office. So it's a perfect storm of letting somebody skate.
But we'll see, you know, we just don't know. We
just don't know yet. Um. I mean, we do know,
we just don't know what's gonna happen. I mean, yeah,
I mean, sadly, there's a pattern in the United States
of wealth and race equals. Maybe you have a different
legal system, right, So, uh, since October eight tracks both

(36:53):
the president's approval rating and also support and opposition to impeachment,
both just like the opening of the impeachment inquiry and
then also support for Trump being impeached and removed, and
it's basically flattened out since October eight, that's been pretty
steady between forty nine and fifty overall support for impeachment uh,

(37:17):
and forty four to forty three in opposition and opposition
is that currently at its low point, um and impeached
and removed is actually trending up in support and down
in opposition. So in swing states, though it's a little
bit different right there, they still haven't crossed over to

(37:38):
that majority yet. And I can tell I think that's
what's going on. It's why Nancy Plosi's putting out fact sheets.
But being like this is all the way as a
president lied like trying to fucking you know, schoolhouse, rock
the fucking base into being like, you see what's happening, guys,
and you probably don't give a fuck. But at least
swing voters that chance, because I know that's you know,
when you really look at what that election comes down to,

(37:59):
Yates dates. I mean that's the question. Is it over
in terms of like, I mean, they've admitted to the
thing that they're basically that we're investigating, that we're seeing
the media and Congress investigate. They've been like, yeah, we
did that funk off basically, So is it possible for
this to go anywhere? But just kind of hang where

(38:22):
it is in terms of people supporting impeachment, I mean,
what are the people who still disapprove of impeachment? Like,
what what are they? What would they possibly be waiting for?
I think there are may be people who are right
leaning independence who probably don't want like impeachment to go
through because the part is in reasons, but might be

(38:44):
reasonable enough to be like just show me like they're
really bad ship and maybe you can convince me like
if it's that bad. But you know, you never know
what these people you never know. Alright, guys, let's check
in with the Democrat primary. Uh, the question is being
asked all over this country what are rich centrist Democrats

(39:10):
to do? People are starting to wonder if this field
is all the Democrats have to offer. Quite literally, people
are asking that, like, all right, so are these are candidates?
Because I don't like any of them? Yeah, people are
starting to, like after the last debate because Biden performed poorly. Uh,
people are starting to ask, you know, is is it

(39:36):
gonna be Elizabeth Warren or Bernie They that So the
articles about this are are basically ignoring the fact that, yeah,
all the energy and money, like small donations are on
the left, and the people who are asking is this
it are people who just can't stomach people like the

(39:59):
enter g and the candidates being the taxes that you know,
that's what it is. Let's be real. It's Joe Biden
who told Walls sheeple like, hey, nothing's gonna change with me, baby,
And then you have Warren and Sanders who are like, well,
these are the problems. These people are the problem. And yeah,
I think that's that's where you're seeing like a lot
of donors like really holding back and be like, oh god,

(40:21):
like maybe uh Hillary come back. They really that's being asked,
will Hillary come back? Way too open to it? She's like,
you know, uh, so I don't know how open I mean,
She's I think she likes fanning the flames. My goodness,
she came back. Mr Bloomberg have This is a quote

(40:44):
from a New York Times article. Have both told people
privately in recent weeks that if they thought they could win,
they would consider entering the primary, but that they were
skeptical there would be an opening, according to Democrats who
have spoken with them, So they're like, you don't think
I could really win, do you? Meanwhile being like, come on,
give it to me, tell me I could win. Well,

(41:04):
I guess Bloomberg would have to be the billionaire, billion
billionaire superhero for them right, to be like, come up,
come aboard, put your money pond my back, and we
will fly away to safety. Yeah, if he enters, then
he's basically reelecting Trump right because Trump space isn't going anywhere. Um.
I mean, if, oh god, if the fucking DNC tried

(41:27):
to put Bloomberg as a candidate, we should be fucking
knocking on tom press door and being like our all
for over her. But I I don't know, I don't.
I find it really hard to believe that there would
be a way to do it. But hey, you know,
I have a feeling like they would rather pump up
Mayor Pete because Mayor Pete is already in it, he

(41:48):
has a little bit of momentum. Then just fully insert
some billionaire in there. Does really momentum. I feel like, yeah, God,
I have I haven't felt like that at all. He's
been growing slowly. Yeah, I mean like in Iowa, he's
he's definitely Iowa momentum. Yeah, the latest pole has him
at thirteen percent. He surged ahead of Bernie, who's at

(42:12):
nine percent in the latest Iowa pole. Uh, Warren seventeen
percent by an eighteen percent. I mean, that's just Iowa.
But Iowa is basically controls the media narrative, like people
who are like really into the horse race coverage of
it all, or you know, Iowa becomes a big story

(42:34):
and so they're like, well, we're gonna overreact to Iowa,
so we have to pay a ton of attention to
it now. Um. But meanwhile, Bernie had the largest campaign
rally of any candidate in two thousand nineteen. I think
it was bigger than any of Trump's rallies. It was
twenty six thousand people, I think, and queens where AOC

(42:58):
appeared announced she was also feeling the burn kind of
bringing an end to the uh, just a bunch of
white guys thing, or not bringing end to it, but
at least contradicting it. And the way the media covered
it again seemed to be all about him sort of
failing to recover from his heart attack. It was kind

(43:20):
of a weird under coverage of it. And we've actually
had some Warner supporters complaining that we're not lumping her
in or like saying that her coverage also should be
considered as like being underrepresentative. And I actually don't I
don't know. I'm curious for you guys, is taken. I

(43:41):
don't feel like there's like a qualitative difference between Warren's
coverage and the rest of the candidates. Like I think
when she has good news, they're willing to cover it. Yeah,
I mean, I think you can just think about it
like this, if you could distill down most coverage of
Bernie Sanders is he's old, yeah, and he had a
heart attack. It's Elizabeth Warren. It's she's got a plan

(44:03):
for that, right, And I think that already shows you
the attitude towards their two campaigns. It's like, here's this
person who has planned after plan after plan this other
person will will We can talk about, but we won't
necessarily constantly illuminate like what those policies are. Yeah, and
I don't I'm not saying this is necessarily a good
or a bad thing. I think the same was true

(44:24):
of Trump's campaign in sixteen. They like underrated his ability
to motivate people who, you know, they weren't paying attention to, essentially,
who who didn't share their values and their kind of whole,
like they didn't exist in the same world as them,
So they just underrated them. And I do think like

(44:44):
when you look at the uh professions of people who
are donating to Bernie Sanders, it's more blue collar people.
And I think it's just the same bias that gave
like the New York Times and the Washington Post the
ability to be like, that's not Hillary is gonna win.
It's a slam dunk, and then totally like miss that

(45:04):
that wasn't actually the case. That it's like who do
you hang out with exactly? Right? Um, So yeah, I'm
not saying it's a bad thing. I just do see
a qualitative difference between how Sanders news tends to be
covered and the rest of the candidates, And I do

(45:25):
think there's a huge bias against Warren when it comes
to billionaires, like they're terrified and they're going to you know,
weigh in with their opinions. In other ways, behind the scenes,
Mark Zuckerberg is scared shitless of her um but yeah,
because she wants to kick kick down his sand castle.
Yeah uh. Anyways, all right, let's take another quick break game.

(45:50):
We'll be right back with non politics ship And we're
back and Miles, we've got some news from the Journal
of Health Economics. Yes, it's basically that real goons don't

(46:13):
have allergies. If you're a goon doing crimes, you don't
have out Well. Look, look, this is the bottom line.
They've basically found a evidence that crime is sensitive to
health shocks. More so that like when there was a
high pollen count in the air, that violent crime in
large US city is dropped by four percent. So they're saying,

(46:37):
likely do the impact like seasonal allergies. No, man, I
can't my fucking eyes. Many, I don't know if I
got a cold. I'm not gonna rob this. Are they
gonna do like pollen drops now to like yeah, yeah,
I mean someone seasonal allergies. I get it. That's me.
Oh my god, I have so many allergies. It's humiliating.
And you don't do and look and look at you.

(47:00):
Oh my god, I don't do any crimes. What do
you think contrails are? That's pollen? Right, Oh shit, they're
using to control us. Hey, we haven't heard that in
a while. You were doing so well, John, Um, alright,

(47:20):
this next story, let's just voice pass just a fact,
just in fact, it's the contrails. Uh, this next story,
I'm hoping. Uh, my wife isn't listening to this one
because I have the perfect mood setting plan for my
Valentine's Day. There is brought to our attention by Zack

(47:41):
van Nuss a mountain dew candle. Um that it comes
in a mountain dew can. Smells like mountain dew. Smells
like mountain dew. Yeah, bro, like what like glorious delicious
mountain dew? What do you mean caffeine sweat? Yeah exactly.
I'm gonna maybe add or some hot sauce packets from

(48:01):
Taco Bell on the floor like rose petals. Hell, yeah, yeah,
you know, do it up right? Whoever buys that candle,
that man doesn't have a bed frame. I am oh
my god, that man has one set of sheets and
definitely one towel pillow. Oh my god, where my goon's at?

(48:25):
I've been there? Oh man. That's also that's that's my
favorite realization you have as a man, when you're like,
oh my god, oh yeah, like I should have more
than one towel. When I know one of my guy
friends like gets broken up with or something and they're like,
I want to change my life, I'm like, all right,
multiple pillows, multiple sets of matching towels, multiple sets of sheets,

(48:45):
multiple water for water for them. Towel is not a blanket, Jesus,
not a blanket. Where my towel blank? Oh man? Well? Yeah,
somebody tweeted recently that something about like how guys don't
wash their sheets more than like every few months, and

(49:07):
I was like, damn, I really did do that. Yo.
I'm not in college. Yeah, so sorry to anybody. I
know that. I understand that it's hot in the value.
Oh my god, I seriously don't like any of my boyfriends.
I don't think they like washed our sheets. Yeah. Do

(49:27):
you know, did you in high school like have gym
class and you had that one shirt you wore for Jim,
but you just threw it in your locker and you
kept putting mileage on them. Right, that's what we like, man,
are truly sick. I mean, you guys need it. Took
it took a thorough It took a thorough dressing down
from somebody be like you cannot live like this. It
used to be near this, like you presented yourself one

(49:49):
way in public and then what is this? I remember
that pe teachers being like, look, you guys need to
bring deodorant to class, like it's important. You guys are changing,
And I wanted to be like, tell these fools to
wash their fucking shirts. Okay, I'm dying in here. I
can't play four square with these motherfucker's Christ they're drawn

(50:10):
to like X me out with their fucking disgusting shirt.
My junior High Jim locker room fam nobody washed their
shirts and them ships were like fucking paper mache. Yeah.
Did you ever use a deodorant? No, well some people
did on the shirts. You just spray. We weren't fancy.

(50:34):
The most we did was just ring out the sweat
and treat that like it was a cleaning job. Yeah,
paper mache. They just stand up on their own. Yea,
my god, it's more armor than anything. Right. Yeah. By
the way, I was, just as you were talking about
not being able to play four square. I'm picturing Zeitgeist
babies like a Muppet babies spinoff the three of us

(50:56):
as children playing four square. We'll just tell uh never mind.
I turned into Jordan's I was, Oh my god, anyone
tried to vug with me, I just throw them in elbow.
I mean, yeah, they're down on the gateway drug volleyball.
I'm not sure. It's really confusing because I did excel

(51:18):
at all the contact sports before, and it really chose
to do that one book somebody up in volleyball. I
got a lot of red cards and stuff in high school.
I'm a completely different person. Now you allowed to do
popcorn and volleyball in collegiate volleyball. What is popcorn? Popcorn?
Where you like hit the in four square? Popcorn? Oh? Yeah?

(51:38):
Is that one rules? Yeah a little know. In fact,
there's a loophole in I ever got about the ultimately
four square rules? Right then, when you hand, I'll hit
somebody with the rainbow. Yeah, that's rest in peace. The
whole family. Now O here, you really needed lateral movement
talent and do it at the last second, you'd be like,

(52:00):
my head, get this ship, pick up your fucking shattered ego. Sir. Alright, guys,
let's talk about um this haunted house in Centerville, Maryland.
It's one of many communities across the country that are
being affected by the opioid crisis, and they're deciding to

(52:20):
combine uh, that crisis with their Halloween festivities by doing
a drug den haunted house. Uh. It includes so a
drug den, a frightening arrest, a court hearing, a jail cell,
a wrenching family crisis, a harrowing overdose. They're even bringing

(52:43):
real prisoners who are what who are encouraged to interact
with the visitors. What incredible escapism? There are inmates who
they're being like, Hey, anyone wants a volunteer for the house. Alright, alright, yeah, yeah,
come with me. You know this crisis you guys are facing,
how about you just um go use your face for

(53:05):
a fun Halloween scare, right they Now, this sounds like
one of those ideas that would be like one person
brings up and people are like, maybe for fifteen minutes.
But this actually has a decade, like a multidecades history,
because this town gained notoriety and eighty nine for their
haunted crack House, which was housed in old jail cell. Uh,

(53:30):
this one's called haunted trap House, like one are dying
people haunted trap House? Yeah this year, Yeah, trap house.
Well at least maybe the name James will bring you
more gen Z kids. Yeah, oh my god, oh hell
yeah trap um. But yeah, so the crack House one

(53:53):
back had a narrative about a girl named Liz who
led you through very scene of our life to a
teenage drug party and then to jail and eventually the
Moregan funeral home, at which point kids were invited to
have cider and cookies in the treat room. It sounds

(54:14):
like at the end, they're like, they're like, what do
we tell you about accepting ship from strangers? You're all failed?
That was poison but it was it was Uh of course,
God dare have worked on my ass when I was Yeah,
because I oh no, no, I mean not we doesn't count.

(54:35):
But um, besides that, oh um no, because when they
taught it to you, it was like the scariest man
with the trench coat and then there was all his
trench coat open up to pockets like um with every
drug in it. And I'm like, he's so scary, Like
if anyone comes at me with the trench coat, you
can guess what I'm saying. And that's no. Yeah, I

(54:57):
think our Dare officer. This dude his name, He had
the dumbest vanity license plate and he gave us a
challenge to fucking figure out what his vanity license plate meant.
To this day, I felt still remember it was p
R N c H A S c H. And he's like,
whoever can guess my vanity plate, I'll give you guys

(55:19):
a little prize at the end of the Deare program.
Par christ I don't know what that's what you think.
I don't know. I was like, what the fun is,
like you get a past? It was Prince Charles and
I was so piste off. I'm like how he said
pearn Chase and the R and L like porn chase
if anything, and funk that. That's why I started smoke

(55:42):
weave because I was like this, yeah, he had this
box your car inconsistencies. I'm gonna yeah, Like that just
negated everything. You say, is moot. Now I'm doing PCP
and I will throw a dumpster at a cop bar
like you said, that's a I though, I have found
that DARE actually like this. This approach generally doesn't help

(56:05):
and can sometimes be seen just statistically have a negative
impact on drug use well. Also to so your officer
had a did a trench coat? No, No, it was
CPS came and I remember one of the cops saying,
if anyone asked you to do drugs, you say my

(56:28):
mom doesn't want me to, and they're like, you know
a lot of like um people in gangs. When they
say that excuse, then people uphold it and they think
that's I'm like, if someone asked me and I said
my mom, I was like no, that was my first

(56:48):
moment where I was like, I think I mean lettuce
tray because that's truly the worst response. That's exactly why
they say DARE doesn't work, because kids, it's not smarter
than that. And they're just like, you know, this is
not giving the tools to interact with other people your age,
not like from me as a police officer, this is
what I would say. It's like footage of on YouTube

(57:10):
from crack house in Avalon because it started like a trend.
Apparently it was like this big media, I can't believe
this is real. That's freaking uh. And at one point
you see a cop hauling a teenager into jail because
he quote killed his best friend for some marijuana. Gosh,
that is fucking brutal. I'm guessing like because the one

(57:33):
that started um in this one is from the Canard
African American Cultural Heritage Center, Like it seems like they're
they're starting from a good place, like truly trying to
provide a service, and then other people like, oh yeah,
this is a good idea and then have a completely
tone deaf one that's even worse. I mean, look they're like,
let's get all our people from the hospital and then

(57:55):
sell tickets right right they Yeah, it's they actually have
these things in the South that are called like hell
houses where it's just people basically re enacting sin to
like scare you away from it. Really yeah, oh my god, yeah,
where it's just like stuff like truly like like and

(58:16):
this is these are two men holding hands. Oh god,
did you guys have the thing with like drunk driving
where they like the mangled as Carr and they they
were like, come out to the your friend got in
a car accident on the football field. Yeah. Really Yeah,
how did they get the car there because we all
have to park on the other side of school. And
I was like, honestly, they're dead. Did they do that? Yeah?

(58:39):
And then we laughed. Yeah. No, actually I don't even
think we had that. I think our school just gave
up on us. Yeah, And I was like, actually, would
have never been wearing up pink tool Jessica McClintock dressed
to prom. She would have not been caught dead in
that dress from Delia's. Are you fucking kidding? Right? Jessica

(59:01):
Clintock was cool as hell. Okay, yeah, is that a
brand or a person who was dead in the car? No,
Jessicinan Clintock was like, a, um, it was like a
dress brand. Yeah, yeah, that's been cool. If Jessica McClintock
was like, dude, they got jess mclintock's using that mangled car. Yeah,
I know that does sound like a dead um schoolgirl.

(59:21):
It's weird. I don't know, I mean, I guess it.
I think the the times I learned the most is
when other people my age in real life sucked up
and I saw that ship like, oh my god, dude,
that's like you know your friend will flip a car
or something like, oh that's fucked up, and like, oh,
he's driving on Molly. I don't think you should like, Okay,
maybe I'm a prude as bitch. In in case there's

(59:42):
any high schoolers listening to this, do you have a
high school? Huge high school? To get in touch, people
should try like hard drugs so they're like and then
they can decide if they want. Yeah, I think that's well. Also,
to like psychedelics, you overdose, like taking too many trip
is too intense when you're you don't even know who
the fuck you a boy. When I thought I was
cool on mushrooms, have worst trips in my life because

(01:00:05):
I'd be like, I'm not respecting my mom and like, yeah,
oh my god, man, I'm taking her for granted. Man,
my dad left on like, you know she's doing a lot, right,
teenage boys, you're too shitty to take psychedelicy to start
going yeah, And then I remember right after I was like, no,
I gotta do right, it's actually kind of cool. Yeah,

(01:00:26):
that sense you know what me? I always feel like
when I'm on mushrooms, like laughing, like I'm just like,
oh my god, I love everyone. My skin is vibrating
so that my body feels like a waterfall. Now because
you're sort of a fully actualized human, yeah versus chaos brained.
The mushrooms are great as an adult, just not so

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great when you're mushrooms that much. Whatever you're do one athlete. Look,
tell all the youth love water and vegetables. That's so tight,
so tight. Uh, let's talk about Netflix because the race
for the dumbest Christmas movie is on. Yeah, I mean,
and I will watch all of the thank you are

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Your Your your Team Christmas movies. Yeah, I mean, look,
I don't think, I don't wait, I don't lie and
wait for them. But then they pop up and I'm like,
here we are again, and I'll finish the whole thing.
Vanessa Hutchins fifty of them every year. Yeah exactly. I'm like, look,
another reason to lay down for ninety minutes. Go on,
um the whole. So we talked about some of the
Hallmark movies. They were already kicking off. They are basically

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from October. They are doing like or no from October
the Miracle of Christmas programming they're gonna do, so get
ready to start your ship. This is Hallmark. So this
is kind of like the backdrop, right because they have
a ton of their films and things like that. Um.
Now Netflix is like, we too know how to make

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terrible Christmas and they have, I mean in the past,
like the Christmas Prints or whatever, all those have been
quite interesting. Um, but some of these are really out there.
The Christmas Prince I believe this is the third installment
of the franchise. Um a Christmas. Yes, the Royal Baby. Um.
And remember how the first one was like Aldovia or

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like the fuck is this whatever? I don't give a fuck,
and like somehow like all the people in like the
like Parliament were like Asian. I remember that. I was like,
what the fund is going? This doesn't make any sense
any common Yeah exactly. Uh no, that's the one with
Vanessa Hudgens. Come on, get them straight. Um. So in

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this one, it's Christmas time and Aldovia and the Royal
Baby is on the way. Queen Amber still the same,
and King Richard are getting ready to take some time
off to prepare for their first child's arrival, but they
first have to host King Ty and Queen Ming of
Penglia to renew a six hundred year old sacred truce.
But when the priceless treaty goes missing, pieces jeopardized, and

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an ancient curse looms. I'm already raising myself for some
real off color characterization mischaracterizations of Asian culture. Yeah, I
mean when you say Queen Ming, Yeah, we'll see. I'm worried. Yeah.
The next other one, The Night kN I g h T.
Before Christmas, after a magical sorceress transports medieval Nights Circle

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to present day Ohio during the holiday season, he prefriends
Brooke Vanessa hudgens Uh, a clever and kind science teacher
who has been disillusioned by love. Brooke helps her cole
navigate the modern world and helps him discover how to
fulfill his mysterious one true quest, the only act that
will return him home. Now, this literally is the same
concept of a French comedy called The Visitor with genre No,

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it's about these French knights who go into the future
into the early nineties. Well, I love this movie is
so funny to me because it's just like it's actually
the exact same. Plus when I studied the entire French
catalog as we call it, sin them all. Um. But
it's like the movie is actually really hilarious, just like

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a mismatch of people who are so scared of technology,
like they don't trust cars. They're hitting everything with their swords.
I don't know if this is gonna be the same thing, right,
lady at one points what people call women anymore? And
she will have at some point, as in all the movies,
makeover transformation him no, but of her, Yeah, he's like,

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you're from three centuries ago, but I need to get
my ship together and look good for you. Um. And
then there's a fucking three camera sitcom that is that
Netflix is putting out a fucking full on sitcom. There's
also cartoons and other ship but this okay, so this
is with Dennis Quaid. Okay, and Ashley Tisdale recently engaged

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to have fourteen year old congrats, Oh yeah, oh hey,
let's be fair six years old and way u and
anyway says so in this one, it's him, Ashley Tisdale
and Bridget mindler Um and more in their comedy series
Mary Happy Whatever and Only Sunny blah blah blah. Kwad
stars as Don Quinn and Mary Happy Whatever, a strong

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willed patriarch doing his best to balance the stress of
the holidays with the demands of his eclectic family. So
that means one person is gay, right, That's what family
Isn't The title a play on like you can't say
happy Holidays eclectic. So there's a person who's saying, like,

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why is Christianity like this dominant culture and like blah
blah blah when there's so many on holidays? Uh? One yeah,
and he's gonna be like, God, I just remember when
you say Mary Christmas. I think the Foxes War Christmas
saying I'm gonna kiss his kids stars as Don Quinn.
I love when they like keep the initials the same, right, Well,

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I only play d C. Yeah, doing Dairy Queen next,
um and then. But also other channels are streaming services
getting in on this whole thing too, but they're doing
it in a little more of a prestige sort of respect.
So Apple TV they're doing apparently they put a lot
of money down for a Christmas Carol starring Will Ferrell

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and Ryan Reynolds. Damn, I'll be first in nine are
my streaming app? Oh you got Apple TV Plus? No,
are you going to get it? I don't know. I
might to steal someone's logging. Yeah, I mean that's how
we do it. And then Disney Plus has one called
Noel starring Anna Kendrick and Bill Hayter. See that one
might actually be funny. Yeah, but also, I don't need
my Christmas movies to be good. The whole point is

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to be literally brain numbing agents. Right. My mom has
been training me with those Hallmark movies for years, right, Like,
I'm like, I'm not working ready for these plot lists
like wild Ship. Yeah, yeah, I'm ready, dude. Just look,
I get it. Someone from the city has to move
to a slower pace and figure out when Christmas means,
and they have to slow down and remember what's important. Yeah,

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it's not about money, money, money, and the hustle and
bustle the city. Sometimes about making connections with your family. Yeah,
it's not about cache, it's not about outward um professional success.
It's not about your looks. It's about old, disenfranchised family
that you forgot about exactly, and fucking a ghost. Remember
what Christmas is about. There's one where a woman is

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like in the house and there's a ghost who she
like falls in love with. Huh, it's a little whatever,
look tease their own Look what Christmas? Oh? Man like Christmas?
Oh mainstream bad Santa, bad Santa. That's not garbage? No
I mean no, you said mainstream, not like a hallmark
from right, Okay? Yeah? Like I like to me honestly,

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I like the trash ship yea, yeah, yeah, because even
those movies like I get everyone likes fucking what's that
other one? Love? Actually ship like that? I'm not everyone.
A lot of people don't know what. People loved it
and then turned against it because it got to loved right,
you know, like an half away, and then you start

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right and then you start picking it apart and you're
like this kind of a weird whatever. Do not compare
Ann Hathaway to Love Actually? What's your what is the
perfect rom comment? What did you is? Notting Hill? Is
that the one you say? That's the one you always say?
Because I need you like some britt rom com Julia Roberts,
she really does it. I haven't fifteen years, so I
should probably stop sighting it is my perfect rom com? Um?

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What about that movie nine Months? I loved that one
with you Grant. I can't imagine how how that fucking
tracks now, but I love like in the time that
Hugh Grant was like popping off on just in every
rom company was got in trouble for hookers, but they
were like they're like, I could imagine how bash fully
was like when he got caught Hello, excuse me, caught

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me with my pets down? Literally? How much would it
be for a bit of half and half? Oh dear,
it's been a pleasure. I love to be back with
my pals. Where can people find feelings? Mute? You guys
can find me if you care at Blair Saki B

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L A I R S O C C I. I
also have a weekly show in Hollywood stand up called
The Blair and Greta Show every Tuesday, eight pm at
ginghis Cohen. Awesome, and that's with Greta titleman. Yeah, my
little Greta one of the great. Uh. Is there a
tweet you've been enjoying? Oh? Yeah, it was um a

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Shawn O'Connor tweet and um in regards to Dennis Quaid
and his child bride, Um, he said, he quoted the
article and he said a thirty nine year old Dennis
Quake sits outside of hospital's nursery. He's approached by a
new father. Which one is yours? Dennis points at an
adorable newborn in twenty six years that one she was

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to when parent Trap came out. Spicy commentary Miles where
can people find? You? Find me on Twitter and Instagram?
At Miles of Gray, You've been a few at lofters
l A h F t R s says I hate
quiet sex. Tell me you're gonna kill me or something? Damn.

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Another one, Gonzala Cordova at gonzal Arci says um, third
year old TV writer My show is a neon colored
teaen drama about a group of polyamorous high school is
obsessed with sexting and sending nudes who must solve a
murder after their best friend dies at a sex party.
Actual team is a virgin that watches the office um

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and another one is from Mike at Mike, Michael Calluman
says worker quits workers, are you going to replace them?
That position was important? Company l O L no workers?
Is anyone gonna get a raise for picking up their work? Company?
No more workers? Quick company? Damn, everyone's leaving that's nuts.

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This is how it be man, That is everyone's leaving.
What's going on? Huh Uh. There is a video of
James Harden and Russell Westbrook and the front row at
the at the Astros game and they both flinch when
a pitch comes uh And somebody tweeted they definitely hide

(01:11:32):
as hell. Yeah what even was it a foul tip
or something because in the video they zoom in or
was it purely just a strike? I think it a strike?
And they're because, I mean, you see everybody behind them
and nobody else is reacting or are you doing that
thing where you lean because you're trying to be like
the person at bat. I don't know. Look, I'm just
trying to be like But maybe they are funny. It's
like in sequence too. Yeah, they're both like. And then

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Jesse McClaren tweeted men talking to female coworker. Both were
me too, you look so pretty men talking to female
coworker after me too, you look so pretty. But I
guess I'm not allowed to say that. You can find
me on Twitter, Jack under score O'Brien. You can find
us on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily

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Zeygeist on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page on
a website Daily I Guess dot com or your Coast
Our episode NHR footnote where we link off to the
information that we talked about in today's episode as well.
The song we ride out on miles what's that going
to be? This is from artists called brad Stink and
it's called pond weed Um. And this is very laid back,

(01:12:39):
you know, it's just you know how it is. It's
a vibe, it's a vibration, it's a chill sash. This
is something just to loosen your neck up. We're not
going full on fully on heading your neck chinda chest
head nod, but it's a little so just get your
neck blues for al. It's humpful. Well, we are going
to write out on that. We will be back tomorrow

(01:13:00):
because it is a daily podcast and we'll talk to
you that by think always smoking on that, ily ly,
you always woking on that fucking only with you. I've

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been thinking about your lady,