Pope Apologizes For Non-Apology, Millionaires Too Broke For Moon? 08.02.22

In episode 1300, Miles and guest co-host Joelle Monique are joined by comedian and host of Never Seen It, Kyle Ayers, to discuss... Golf Fans Not That Into Saudi Arabian/Trump Sportswashing Tournament, The Pope’s Canadian “Apology Tour” Didn’t Go So Well, Wanna Get Away? Researchers Have Found A Nice Spot For Humans On The Moon and more!

1. Golf Fans Not That Into Saudi Arabian/Trump Sportswashing Tournament
2. The Pope’s Canadian “Apology Tour” Didn’t Go So Well
3. Indigenous people hope Pope Francis goes beyond apology after visit to Canada
4. Catholic dioceses previously failed to raise money promised to survivors. Will they now?
5. Canadian government says pope's apology not enough for abuses of Indigenous children
6. Pope calls for 'serious investigation' into historic Catholic abuses of native Canadians
7. Translation error behind Pope's call for 'investigation' into residential schools: organizers
8. Gift of headdress to Pope draws condemnation from some First Nations people in Manitoba
9. Residential school compensation must be paid before any papal visit, say survivors, advocates
10. Wanna Get Away? Researchers Have Found A Nice Spot For Humans On The Moon

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome the season to forty eight,
episode two of the Daily ZEITGEISTU production of My Heart Radio.
This is the podcast that is number one around the
world on every Conceivable podcast chart, that is ran by
my mother that says we take a deep dive into
America's shared consciousness. It's Tuesday, October two, and that means

(00:24):
one thing. It's National Night Out Day, National Coloring Book Day,
and National ice cream Sandwich Day. Joel, what what do
you like those three things? Night out, coloring book, ice
cream sandwich. Also, I think you said October instead of August.
I said, please leave this in justin round, correct me.
I'm having a lot of problems right now. It's August.
See are you read? I get yeah. I think I'm honestly,

(00:48):
I don't know what happened. Are you using this as
justification and not pay right? What do you mean? It's
October one, October second, um, Joel? Of those things on
August second? Ice cream sandwich? What was the other option?
Night out Day? It's weird to say night day is dumb? Okay,
can only happen in the evening. It's a Monday's get

(01:13):
out of here. It's it's meant to fuck it. You
know what it's appost to do, promote police community partnerships,
and they're not. It's Leo season, so I don't have
to choose. So I would say coloring books and ice
can sandwiches as I get in touch with my inner
child in therapy. That is the vibes are you when
you were coloring? Like okay. My method when I first

(01:35):
started to like be in the lines is I would
do my first lines that were near the line first
you bold, then I could go fucking hand and in shades.
That's how professional painters paint around, like light pictures and stuff.
So I think that just shows that your skills at
an artistic level very early. Or I know how to
make sure that save me. Or I had a high

(01:55):
pressure household where perfection was the king that um for
the eldest child. I'm the only you know, So that
comes with its whole other kind of therapy that you need. Anyway,
Like I said, it's Tuesday, August second, not October two.
My name is Miles Gray a k A. Jadeo Noh,

(02:17):
the Lord of Lankership. In fact, if you are interested
in hearing you talk about my ancestral home the San
Fernando Valley. I'm going to be doing a live show
with the podcast eight one eight and Heartbreaks at midnight
our records in San Fernando on August. I don't normally
do plugs up top, but when it comes to the Valley,
I gotta let you all know what's going down. Also,
check out this week what is It? Parts three and

(02:39):
four of Behind the Bastards. Uh, Clarence Thomas, Robert and
I go deeper than I ever thought I needed to
on a topic like that. Anyway, I'm thrilled to be
joined by my guest co host. You already heard me
evoke her name like like some kind of god. I'm like,
please Joel, Joel, Joel, and the third time she will
make herself no, please welcome Joe Man. Okay, Candy Man.

(03:02):
Apparently I'll just pop out of them. You say my
name multiple times. But the but the O g one, Yeah, yeah,
the good one, the good one. And I like the
Candy Man. I firm in this category. I don't care.
Really liked it. Oh that was the new one good.
I liked it. Nita Cosa directed it, um, but I
really like her work. Listen if you gotta go back
to Chicago and examine what happened at Cambrini Green through

(03:24):
a horror film. I'm pretty much all the way in. Yeah,
it's fun. And I don't even mean to say, like, oh,
only the original, because that's just me being old and
only like watching the original. When I heard the new
one come out, I was like, I'm old. But O
G makes an appearance and it's really really hopefully shows up. Sure, Okay, okay, well,
please welcome our guests today. Joel help me welcome. Yeah,

(03:48):
I mean it, let's do it. I wish she'd say no,
no him, I'm the guest today, Okay, honestly, yeah, I'm
I actually don't give a fuck, but I do. We do.
He's a hilarious stand up comedian frequent guests. You may
know him from places like I don't know, Conan that's
like on TV, or maybe his fucking wonderful show boast Rattle,

(04:12):
which is a compliment battle not about smoking somebody going negative,
but going to the positive. Please welcome to the microphone
to the proverbial stage. Mr Kyle Ayer's Yeah, it's me
a k A A k A you You are a
k out there in the world know nothing, you know,

(04:35):
all this stuff all I Candy Man was gave me
nightmares my whole life, the original one. I saw it
when I was way too young, like you know, at
a sleepover, and it just gave me nightmares forever. Why
it is as an adult and I was like, that's good.
It's not like you know, I was just afraid everything.
But right right, I did not see anyone either, but

(04:56):
I would love to. Okay, but I'm trying to think.
There was a tweet last week I was just thinking
about this that said, like, what, what's a film that
gave you nightmares that you'll always that will always sit
with you? And I have the weirdest answer for that.
Are not a weird answer, but I was just curious,
what did you put that as the film that gave
you the most nightmares? It gave me, It perpetually gave

(05:18):
me reoccurring nightmares. And and yes, I don't had nothing
to do with anything with the plot or and you know,
when you're literally you're just like I was just picking
us up. It was an insane thing for our friends,
my friends parents to show a bunch of like eight
year olds, right right, right right, a crazy movie and
then to be like go to bed and you're like, nah,
I'm good for this year, like not after that ship. Yeah.

(05:41):
The movies that really scared me coming up are equally ridiculous.
Alec Baldwin's The Spirit, which is not at all horror film,
but like no, but being afraid of him has aged well,
really freaked me out, Like are we gonna like a
mock movie theater in the basement? My dad like walk

(06:03):
me upstairs. I was like, that's so scary. Um. And
then the other one is a Starship Troopers, which I said,
like you way too young, and the whipping scene and
then Giant Bugs that's officers. It was really scary for me.
That was my first on screen boob I ever saw
again at a birthday party, way too young. We went

(06:23):
and saw that in theaters. No, I was actually in
a grooms minute that kids now adults wedding and asked
to give a second speech, which is a nightmare situation.
His brother was the best man and his brother was
giving a speech and his brother goes, Kyle's funny, We'll
have him do some stuff after I'm done, which is
on the spot at a wedding is an insane thing

(06:44):
to do to somebody. So I just told a story
about when Kevin's mom took us to see Starship Troopers
and I saw boobs and I ate candy and threw
up great story for they're in a nice dress. The
film I saw that I don't know why I saw
it at such a young age was David Lynch's eraser Head.

(07:05):
I saw my dad played that shift for me when
I was like four, okay, and I was like, he
was like, oh man, He's like, we gotta watch this
art film terrified, And I think to this day it's
one of the reasons I don't like Ship in Black
and White, because it reminds me of how you know,
it was like this feeling were like when you watch

(07:25):
a scary movie and it's so scary, you feel like
you can't escape the what's scary on the screen, Like
you can't even you can't ground yourself in reality, and
being like I am not in the room with this
dancing chicken body thing. You're like, it's that in its
real and it's sucking me up. Anyway, think that as
you get older, David Lynch, stuff becomes scary for different reasons.
Right you're a kid, it's very surface level. Now. I'm

(07:47):
like he he reads the weather every day on his YouTube,
and I'm afraid of that because it's getting so hot
the weather in Los Angeles and the ball mean ninety
three degrees. He's was thinking of a song and it's
either like the most obscure jazz song from nineteen o
eight that you've ever heard, or like get Back by
the Beatles. It's like, I was thinking of get Back

(08:10):
by the Man, Upstart Man from Liverpool. Uh. Yeah, shout
out David Lynch is weird. Him and my mom have
the same birthday, I think. Anyway, Uh, we're gonna get
to know you, Kyle a little bit better. But first
we're gonna tell people what we're gonna talk about today. First,
I'm gonna just check in with if golf fans are
fucking with Saudi Arabia's new sports washing project, the l

(08:34):
I V Golf Invitational. Um, spoiler alert, they're not. But
we'll get into the details of that because they just
had their big old tournament over the weekend. Uh. Then
we'll check in. The Pope recently said, you know, after
going to Canada, I might have to retire, and I
was like, wait, what happened in Canada, maybe because it
was a series of non apologies and awkward moments for

(08:55):
the Catholic Church. We'll check in with that quote unquote
apology tour from Pope Francis. Then we'll also just talk
about it. Just a little update from the moon. Turns
out there's some pretty chill spots on the Moon that
are in the sixty three degrees fahrenheit all the time.
So moon colonizer's get your wallets out. But first, Kyle,

(09:17):
we gotta ask you, our guests, what's something from your
search or search history. I'm in history that is revealing
about who you are. My search is gender neutral, so
hisstory or history are both fine by me. Uh. From
my the last thing I google search was how do
you know when jalapenos are ready to pick? I have
a jalapeno plant that's doing very well. I only plant

(09:37):
this doing well. It's right out my window, and I
don't I'm so I'm like, when do you when can
you eat them? Yeah? And it took everything you look up.
They're just like kind of you know, which is not
helpful like in any capacity. They're just like, you know,
like you know, look at look at them when they
look like it, and I'm like, well I don't. They
don't look like they're on top of nachos at a
baseball game, So I need you to give me more

(09:59):
to make. They don't know they would niggery taste that
they do out of the can? Right? When are they
where they change colors? Right? Yeah, that's I mean, it's
you know, you dive into any world, but the world
plant people. Really, every world has like a deep culture,
but plain people seem to be an isolated deep culture.
It's like I googled, like what happens if no one

(10:22):
likes you? And so I'm I'm down this. So it
turns out they they're like, you're home ready this whole time?
One caterpillar eight a whole alpino, And I'm like, that
dude is somewhere. You got the hungrungy caterpillar in your house.
Now he's over in a different plant that but he's yeah,
he's like wearing a drug. I made a wing sauce
with him. It was so hot that it cleared my

(10:42):
nasal passages doing this alone. How big, Like, I mean,
how big are your halobenio peppers? Getting them? Because when
I see a store. I see like some thick ones.
These ones are these ones are are less store more
farmer's market. Sad stand that you're like avoiding eye contact
as you leave. What they're doing. They're doing all right?

(11:04):
I have like and they keep growing, which is nice.
It makes me feel the rest of everything else dying
tomatoes aren't doing good. Everything else dying. But palapenos has
the jalapeno before. Right when you logged on before we
went on, Mike, we noticed that you're a smoothie gang, Joel,
are you smoothie gang too? Are you smoothing it? Okay?
So I can see the color through your stress. Seems
like a traditional red berry ish vibe at the very okay,

(11:28):
a lot of dragon fruit. Kyle, you lifted your cup now,
can you can you lift it into frame one more time?
I'm looking at this cup? What what what is in
that that? Aside from dirt, it looked I don't know.
I don't know. But one of the things, um, coconut,
but that's not that color. Spinach but that's not that color.
And they're also not the colors that mix together. It's

(11:49):
I don't know. It has some ingredients like I'm not
I don't know a lot of these more obscure fruits
and vegetables and things, and I'm afraid to pronounce them.
I one time I was a judge on a spelling
bee and I had to give out the words. And
this was a charity spelling bee for like Warby Parker
in the Lower east Side. So picture the people that

(12:10):
are at this right, like the Warby Parker employees, like
the sea, like all the liked event for them. It's
like here's it's like their Christmas party. And I said
to out loud to these people, your your word is
a kuy oh no. And I've never seen more thick

(12:32):
frame glasses, white people upset. It's literally like I accused
them of gentrifying the Lower east Side. They were all
so defensive so quickly people were screaming us I E.
And I'm like, look, I can't even afford the fruit.
That's your spelling word right right right. That's also just
the irony of those people been like you're mispronouncing it. Sorry,

(12:57):
no one here actually wears prescriptions, and it is just
I'm so I'm afraid to say whatever that is in
the smoothie. But it's a lot of asparagus. You're like,
I don't know, is that what it is? It's got
some asper juice? Uh. I think cocao. I think I'm dyslexic.
Every time I see coco, I think same. Oh, I

(13:21):
just when I see it, I just think of it
as the thing that wasn't actually chocolate. Growing up, Like
when you saw like in l A. I remember, like
in the eight like nineties and ship like with cocaw
and it looked brown and I'd be like, oh really,
and I'm like, it's not out of here. It's hell
cow has not made its way to Missouri yet, let
alone when I was growing up. Yeah, No, you're good,

(13:44):
You're better off. And look at you. You're you're drinking
healthy stuff and I'm drinking old, stale ranch waters. I'm
drinking old bay and drinking old It's a nice cup
of old couple of watered down old bay seasoning. It
could be tasty. God, what's anything? Is underrated? Underrated? Retweeting yourself?

(14:07):
Just retweet yourself. No one cares. What are we doing?
Were you? Like? No one sees anything anymore. The feet
doesn't matter. It's all fake. You don't see any of
your friends, none of it's real. Just retweet you. Sometimes,
if I just don't have any jokes to think of,
I'll just search my name and then like the words sandwich,
and then I'll just oh, in two thousand nine, I
tweeted a joke about sandwich I and then I'll just

(14:28):
retweet that out who cares? Who cares? I don't want
to retweet, especially when it's like something on current subject
and I feel like not enough people have interacted with it.
I'm like, no, second time around, let's what happens. Sorry, yeah,
it'll be It's it's funny that you say that, like
no one cares because as someone who like doesn't use

(14:50):
social media as well as it could, Like when I
see when I'm back in the day when I would
see like friends and bands like use like their band
account to retweet their like personal tweet, like just to
kind of get something going, and I'm like, well, hold,
I know you cheat right See now you got bots involved,
especially because that was Beyonce using the Destiny's Child accounts
trying to push her album like have been around during

(15:14):
the age of social media. Would a gift it would
have been for me? Really child Twitter, Can you if
that episode of smart guy came out, well there was
there was Twitter kidding me, we would have alved it
on the floor. It would have been insane. Yeah, absolutely
beautiful moment in history. Shout out taj MARII just retweet yourself,
just that it's fine. No one I think it's like,

(15:36):
it's it's it's another case of like overthinking everything and
no one thinks about you as much as you do,
which is something I struggle with in my therapy, A
like just read tweet yourself and right and like your
your worst the worst voice in your head is the
thing that you criticize other people about, you know, and
then you think when you scroll by something that's whatever
I'm doing, they don't care. They're not I've never scrolled

(15:58):
by something like I cannot believe they're read tweeting themselves
or I can't believe a screenshot of the tweet on Instagram.
I just it just go. Look, I'm we're all sad, right,
we're all dealing with ship bat. Yeah, it's it's getting
hotter outside, So I'm not worried about retweeting yourself. What's
something you think is overrated? I had h I wrote,

(16:19):
I got in conversation about this, and then I was
looking at the topics today and the l i V Tour,
which looks like a golf tour named after a Super Bowl.
The l i V Tour made me think sports. I
think sports records are overrated. I think all this like
like records, I think there's like should be like one
to two that matter in every sport. I think that
no one when you hear about like did you know

(16:40):
he's the first player to bat three twelve on Wednesdays?
If the mercuries and retro and I'm like, I don't care,
just say he's funny, like I don't. The only sports
records that matter are the huge ones, most home runs
or like most points are Like the only baseball record
I actually think matters is most birds hit by a pitch,

(17:02):
and that's one, and that no one's gonna break unit.
They might tie it is Randy. Randy the only one
who blew up a bird with its else probably has.
But I feel like if you get to that's suspicious,
Like if you break that record, if you get to
two birds hit with the pitch, then I think that
you should stop the game and do like a big
caloric cal rip and ceremony and everything. But I'm just

(17:22):
I'm over it. I'm over like the very obscure. I
know they got a fill time. It's a baseball game.
Wait what so tell me what what are you hearing that? Like?
Is just what's grinding your ears? I'm a Royals fan,
and so there's are a lot of like positive things
to talk about during I put their games on the background,
like your vaccination record. Oh yeah, I mean, look, we're

(17:43):
winning and losing at that. I thought you meant. I
put it on in the background. Like, I just like
that one player who was like, yeah, you know, maybe
if I played on a team that went to the postseason,
I think about getting back. Yeah. And another guy. They
traded the guy to the Yankees and he's like, yeah,
I'll get this vaccine. Wow. But to be fair, getting
the vaccine in Missouri is a way to get beat up.

(18:05):
So I think, gosh it, uh, whether the filling time
and Royals games, it's insane. You have to talk for
three hours a day about the Royals. So these guys
are just like, you know, this guy's as far as
catchers who are over six five. He swings at the
least amount of inside pit and I'm like this, nobody
who qualifies for this, right, I mean yeah, it's like

(18:29):
it's like all they have. All they have like massive spreadsheets,
and like, I don't know, dude, I'm gonna try and
find something interesting about this specific corner of the spreadsheet. Yeah.
I find it so impressive as somebody who plays D
and D, which is a game that involves a lot
of like rudimentary math, that baseball is like, no, we'll
see you T and D and raise you crazy calculus,
not just in not just in how we track our

(18:51):
players and their abilities, but in how we recruit and
like developed teams over time. It is wild. I understand
why there's still a sert and like the segment of
the population that is baseball obsessed just for that alone. Yeah,
I like. I like the stats, give me, give me all,
because I don't sure how I'm not going to know them.
I like the stats. I don't need the comparative records

(19:13):
and all. The Baseball is the sport that is more
fun to talk about off the than it just it's
like lives on the page in a good way. But
I don't need to know. Like in the NBA is
also guilty of this where they'll be like, well, you know,
as far as players under twenty three who put up
eleven rebound, ten assists games before Christmas, And you're just like,
what who we possibly if Kwamie Brown is on the list,

(19:36):
it's not a record. You don't want him coming for
you too. Now he has plenty time to listen. I mean,
I have to say behind you as a basketball jersey
that says this, say the valley one eight, And I
know that that's like a area code thing, but for
it's fun for me to picture a team that has

(19:57):
eight hundred and nineteen players and this guy is just
like really late that day and he's like, do we
pickles already? Maybe number sixteen US? I can give you
about sixteen plus if that works for plus six. Never
mind my math players who have triple digit numbers that
match up with area codes where their team plays, who've

(20:19):
scored twenty points, he's he's one of the few. That's
what it's funny to some other Like even in soccer,
there's like all these other things like x G like
expected goals or expected goal threat, and they put all
these numbers up one half the time. It really like
over analysis using math sometimes if you get too caught
up and it really takes the enjoyment out out of

(20:39):
merely like you're saying, just observing the people playing, be like, wow,
I just don't need to know think make you don't
need to frame everyone to be like an all time
great player for one obscure thing. I do like baseball.
And in the fact that maybe the best baseball movie
ever was just some guys talking about math. I think
that's pretty fun. And they're just like, numbers are crazy, right,

(21:01):
Like this is the best baseball movie of all time.
There's so little baseball. They're like, oh my god, Jonah
Hill is a goddamn gift for sport that you can
win by walking the most. They sure do one right
for real. Alright, let's take a quick break. We'll be
right back to keep the sports talk going, but about
sports washing. And we're back. And yes, right before this,

(21:33):
you were going to say the l I V. Golf
Invitational tournament was something you thought was overrated. But I
think it is important that people hear about this. Most
people probably heard about the tournament when they saw that
picture of Donald Trump like sweating in his cap from
like last week, and everyone's like whoa, and you're like, no,
that's from this other thing that's equally offensive. So the

(21:54):
l I V. Well, first of all, it is the
official take of the daily site guys that we want
to nationalize the golf course is and make them parks
for people to just kick it in, rather than becoming
these like tax free havens where people could say off
the resources and tax breaks. Fuck that, we're coming for
your golf courses. It's crazy that you called someone's deceased
ex wife a resource. Yeah, well we'll get to that part. Well,

(22:15):
maybe we'll start off with that. So the l I V.
Golf Invitational is this want to be competitor to the
p g A for those people don't know, that's like
the NBA for professional golf and the catches. It's entirely
funded by the Saudi government. So we've heard of Prince
Mohammed ben Salmon and his numerous violations in the human
rights category, like the you know, extra judicial killing of

(22:38):
Jamaka Shoji, or the war and Yemen. There's plenty of
things that you can look at right now and be like,
what's why are we always it is wild to be
like from the makers of nine eleven comes golf. Yeah right,
and this was the thing. The tournament was going to
be at none other than Trump's Bedminster Golf Club in
New Jersey, and many nine eleven families were saying, like, dude,

(22:59):
you even say, like after nine eleven, the Saudi has
had something to do with this, but please don't do this.
So because of all the bad press, to put it lightly,
that the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia is facing, you know,
they're they're doing this thing like many nations will do,
which is like you know, or companies they do green
like polluters do greenwashing. Were suddenly for British petroleum, it's

(23:20):
like we're pushing the future for like a cleaner, safer ocean.
We're like, really, we didn't see that ship that happened
in Gulf, all right whatever. And then with nations like
Saudi Arabia, they are are getting into something called sports washing.
And this is something that happens where you see a
government basically take over a team or a sport and
use the spectacle of sport to create like a positive

(23:41):
connotation or relationship with people to be like, oh, Manchester
City is a great team. I'm I will I will
not look too into the Crown Prince who was also
running this team because they bring us glory. Uh. The
Saudi Arabian government also bought like this other English Premier
League team called Newcastle United. So they're like kind of
all in on using this like spectacle of sport to

(24:03):
distract people. And the formula for these kinds of ops
is like it's always the same. You bring out barrels
of cash, you get a few big names to compromise
their dignity, and tada, you've got the whole thing going.
And they definitely got the first bits right. They got
people like Greg Norman and Phil Mickelson, like Donald Trump
and if you other PGA players to like jump ship,
take the bag. And the funny thing was every single

(24:25):
player who left the p g A to do this
l i V thing they were every single person was
adamant that they're not doing it because of the money.
Like almost if you go through a quote by quote
of people announcing their leaving the p g A for
the l i V, it's always some version of it's
not just about the money for me, or this wasn't
a financially motivation. I would only respect them a little
bit if they said if they just like it's of

(24:47):
course it's about the money. They're terrible people. I like money.
Charles Barkley like even started drifting that way and then
it got too hot and he's like, yeah, actually never mind,
never mind, never mind, Like I I can make money
other ways. I do believe that Charles Barkley has no
idea like I. I I honestly believe that he'd be like, wait,
they're bad because he just doesn't he know. He's informed
in when he's informed about and he's honest about every

(25:08):
I love Charles Barkley, I really do. So I'm glad
he didn't do it, and I think he just came around.
He's like, oh, I didn't know it was bad. Yeah,
I thought it was bad. I thought it was a bag.
So I showed up for that and that. I wonder
why they brought me all my money in individual briefcases
so it wasn't caught on camera. Insensitive joke, and I
apologize about it. Uh. The trophy is cut up into
individual parts and carried out by different people. Well, the

(25:31):
thing is this. Over the weekend we saw the first
big test of the l I V Golf Invitational. They
promised to be an edgier, cooler version of the p
G A, which I don't know how you're gonna do that.
It's still golf and people wearing khakis and fucking under
armor polo shirt, so okay, go off. And they had
a jaw dropping twenty five million dollar pers that all

(25:52):
the players were playing for in the tournament. They were
blasting apparently top forty music out of speakers like constantly
to try and like live shipped up. And they also
had T shirt cannons that would shower the spectators with
shredded up DHS documents or they don't know anything about America.
They have not studied America, because I could have told
you how you could have made this profitable and epic,

(26:14):
and it was not by hiring old PGA golfer. Okay,
well here, let me first finish lost in the nineties.
He's back in the background. Hey, shark hat guy is
the face of this thing. Greg Norman? Oh what who?
His sponsorship with Macy's expired two decades ago, and he's ready. Yeah,

(26:34):
his sponsorship with Robinson's May Company, Like, what's that? Oh
y'all never heard of that? Never mind. So the thing is,
despite all of these, despite having a who's who of
turds show up like you Tucker Carlson and Kim Gilfoyle
and the other like Trump progeny. No one fucking showed up.
They were selling tickets for seventy five bucks at first,

(26:55):
if you want to go on the day, they were
selling for a dollar on StubHub one dollar. The fees
cost more than the ticket. The fees were like five
dollars and fifty cents or something like that. So all
in your pain, about seven dollars you buy a ticket
to the l I V Tour off StubHub. That is
just back to back dictatorships. You're supporting, you are you

(27:16):
are given half your money to one and half your
money to the other, right exactly. And the other thing
is like the Facebook live feeds that they were doing,
the streams and stuff, they couldn't even break the thousand
viewer mark for like concurrent viewers. You know how like
you want to see a go to the k you know,
you don't want to know exactly how many people there are. Yeah, exactly,

(27:36):
not seven sixty two, not two e D three one
K two K No, it never happened. And in true
autocratic fashion, the organizers refused to release any numbers on
the actual attendance, so it can't be an l if
the official numbers aren't there, So I will I do
want to say this, Joel, You said you already know
where they where they fell short, knowing the problems that

(27:57):
they've had, knowing the abysmal attendance. What what what kind
of things would you suggest to Crown Prince Mohammed Ben Solomon? Okay,
I would never give them actual advice, because what a
horrible fucking person. But if I were to be approached
by a company and said I have bags and bags
of money make in America, first of all you want

(28:17):
to do you start with mini golf. You want to
get in a collective mix of TikTokers and sports folks
who don't have a viable business idea that some white
person is going to listen. It's it's to cut me
a check. Okay, okay, cutter a check. You heard. I
don't know what you called Steph Curry, some white person,
because I think you did the first part of it.

(28:37):
You want to get like a Lebron James type, somebody
who's really going to their sport but not really playing
it anymore, and be like, come get into quote like
extreme minie golf. Right the what do you call that thing?
Not a ferris wheel but windmill? Those blades are on fire.
Oh shit, okay, go on, go on, you got me
if something they have one where you like golf over

(28:58):
a bridge. The bridge is like an actual fucking bridge.
Like it's got a full arch, so you gotta hit
it with like enust me to get it over. But
then like the back arches angled at such a degree
that you need to have like it has a slow down.
He's going to shoot right over the whole. He gonna
get really technical, but it's all like silly and big,
and then you know, loo get a halftime show. Bam.

(29:19):
Americans will eventually buy in. Okay, you make it free
for a bunch of the rest of the TikTok people
who couldn't play. He tell them to come bring their cameras.
That's for your publicity right there. You have to do
all you do, or even take regular golf and make
it like an online multiplayer game where like you could
be like actually Greg Norman activated the whiffle club button
and now Phil Nicholson has to tee off with a

(29:40):
plastic golf. I would watch the whole thing if it was.
We start by trying to see if Greg Norman can
log into his Gmail with no bulk. Does he know
what a capp is? Remember his passport? He doesn't want
to sticking out I'm a fucking human mite. Willie choke
on the has two letters, like it's that the masters?

(30:03):
What the reason? Nick Cannon is the host? But Americans
love him, America's favorite multi dad. If Nick Cannon he's
pre taped his hosting of the golf tournament like it's
the radio show right right, like all irrelevant stuff, glossing
over ship he has he has selected power drive. It's like, wait,

(30:29):
this is from leekr Valo's Gulf. Never mind the Simpsons.
If they really want to have this, If you want
to try and pull in more American fans to this,
I think what they could maybe keep it kind of
the same. But if you want people just start talking
about Pat Tillman. If you want Pat Tillman, who was
a former NFL player who who died in the army

(30:53):
and like the early aughts, and then his name was
just he was killed by friendly fires. Name was dragged
the NFL basically just used him to cell tickets for
a long time. You go to an Arizona Cardinals game.
Now there's people in pat Tilman jerseys. He's like, just
start using the military to a fly over. What do
we have be two bombers for if not to circle
over a golf tournament funded by a foreign government, I

(31:15):
think half of them so teachers have to crowdfund on
the internet to get school supplies. That's why we have
two bombers. I love having retired jets. I think it's
nice that they work for three years and retire, and
then we work and we cannot retire, like there's no
more social security. But one of the Blue Angels jets
is having a ceremonial last flight and I think I

(31:37):
think we just just start using the military to pimp
it out. Will it be uncomfortable that Saudi Arabia is
funding it and they hate our military, probably, but that's
okay because they all weapons or And this is what
I think every sport could benefit with. If not enough
people are watching their sport, I think you just need
some random normal person to play it next to the

(31:58):
pros everything. I think every Olympic sport could benefit from that.
We're doing fencing. Great first round is a guy versus
the best fencer. See see how hard swimming? Just someone,
Oh my god, could benefit from just a guy playing
a side everybody, I'll watch that a million times. Put
me in that free Oh yeah, I'm not joking. I'll die.

(32:19):
I'll die trying to do that. They will cut to
commercial before you're done. They come back to watch you finish.
They will. They will do all the other heats by
the time I finish and do the fucking award the
medal ceremony, by the time they pull my body out
from the bottom of any for any sport that if
you want, baseball's boring during one inning and we won't

(32:41):
tell you which one person gets pitched to, you gotta
step in there and try and get a hit. Oh
check your tickets right now, because if you're on the
logs level section to ro k, seat number twelve, that's bad.
Youngest person at the game gets to go back and
it's and they don't give a funk. You could be

(33:02):
three years old. Suit up, motherfucker. You could get people
to watch this thing. If you're trying to get the
people who like the people involved with this to watch,
just blatant hypocritical military involvement, and those people will. But
if it's a new crowd, if it's a new crowd,
it's got to be Nick Cannon and me Goes and
maybe cosam Egos tequila. Also, that's how I feel like,

(33:24):
that's I think. If cosa Egos isn't there is it
a thing that's like that's the new shorthand for cool culture.
All right? Well, oh, and I don't want to say
I don't want to touch on this obviously Ivanna not obviously,
but we all know Evanna Trump passed away a while
back and she had her funeral and um also she's
buried at the first hole te box at the golf club.

(33:45):
So Donald Trump can get a tax exemption for making
it a ceremony for a cemetery. Okay, moving on. Did
you see the picture of like her, of her like
what someone called like aptly a popper's grave? Yes, it
that have a headstone at all. There's another picture with
new wife, I forget her name, standing on top of

(34:08):
okay her, she's on why are you standing on this
woman's grave? What does this woman do to you can't
tell in the photo, but she is dancing I mean,
I've never I've never seen that represented like someone on
top of your grave, maybe to the side. And it
was weird because Trump cass Ap kept asking Avonka to
get on top of Melannia for another photo. It was

(34:30):
just very uncomfortable. Oh my god, you have like a
shovel in her hand, and it looks like the portion
of typically you know, if you might bury, like you
put your little like but a dirt on top of
the casket or whatever before they finished. But the caskets
fully covered standing on top of the grave, which first

(34:53):
of all, I mean, listen, maybe she's not superstitious, but
walking over a dead woman's grave, specifically your first husband,
seems like bad you do to me? Don't don't it
wasn't fully dead, Yeah, and who knows they do that?
So like it's hard to like exhume her corpse if
the ever needed to do any secondary investor Trump about this,
Who amongst us hasn't used our former wife who we

(35:15):
cheated on and got accused of rapings grave to uh
get a tax exemption on one of our golf courses?
Who amongst it hasn't and also to avoid going to
trial too? Yea who wants to go to what do
youasy to shine? Just like you have near like reserving
the grave next to Marilyn Monroe so he could be
with her forever. It's creepy. That's the creepiest thing you

(35:37):
could ever possibly do to pre like pre reserve your
He sure died in time. Oh my god, I mean
he didn't be the buzzer. Oh yeah, the man was
an hour away from not having a good day ever again. Right, yeah,
I mean those last days. I'm not sure how how

(36:00):
that he was just in general. Uh, that's from somebody
who worked at that place, and like the one time
he came out, it looked like like fucking like the
mom from Psycho, like Norman Bates mom. He's in the
look to like explain to gen Z kids. He's a
difficult person to explain. He's could you It's hard to explain.

(36:21):
He's the if if I think about it, I'm sure
there's a really, really concise, precise way to describe him
that contains everything that he's the year nineteen, he's year
sixty eight gone a good way. Okay, let's keep going.

(36:42):
But yes, but I'm not joking. Because the New Jersey's
tax break laws, anything like cemetery land is exempt from
all taxes, sucking all taxes. Square foot New Jersey switches
up the game. How many people are buried? Here was
a square footage. We'll give you a text and it's like, yeah, exactly,
who knows if it would be a full exemption. But

(37:03):
like any maniacal, fucking wealthy person however they think about
their money, it's like, yeah, yeah, suck it. But put
a dead Tony soprano. Oh yeah, that would have been
a text free garbage operation. All right, let's move on.
Just to check in with the Pope Francis. Last week

(37:25):
he made a week long penitential trip to Canada and
I'm sorry trip to you know, going across to apologize
for the atrocity that the Catholic Church, you know, their
role in residential schools. And many people were hoping that
he would pull up as the face of the Catholic Church,
the leader of the church, and offer you know, like

(37:49):
proper acceptance and say, you know what, we fucked up,
that was our bad. We we need to right our
wrongs and this is how we will make them right.
So that didn't happen. Just you know, for starters that
there was a lot of pressure, like for a visit
because more graves were discovered at the sites of former
residential schools last year and Canada's Truth and Reconciliation Commission

(38:11):
called for the Pope to come to Canada and apologize
back in twenty fift and only now seven years later
did it finally happen. It's like, oh, why would you
drag your feet right, You're gonna go and and accept responsibility.
It's a little under the seven years well yeah, uh.
For the survivors were quick to criticize the pope's apology,

(38:31):
which you know, used the language of saying that quote
members of the church and religious communities cooperated in residential schools,
while not actually saying that like the entire institution as
a whole, or the collaborators like in this institutionalized abuse
and you know, murder of children. So the Pope didn't

(38:51):
really also commit to you know, the one word that
will always I hope we will see some reality around
reparations survivors or funds to continue the search for burial sites.
But there, because there's all this scrutiny, the Catholic Church
committed to raising thirty million to quote support reconciliation projects
for survivors, and people said, oh, that's that sounds like

(39:14):
a decent amount of money. However, if you look, they
have what many people called a weasel clause because they
just said they would raise the money through their quote
best efforts. Well, as we know, these cemetery sites are
attacks incentive. So I write it's it's all, it's all,
it's all very murky. Doing pr for the Catholic Church
has to be an exhausting thing for everyone involved. You

(39:35):
either have to fully believe everything they're saying, or you
have to have no moral scruples and saying absolute nonsense
at the expense of like all of these people that
have had their lives you know, ended or damaged, reversible.
But their best effort to raise that thirty million, they
raised less than four million, So they fell short by
almost nine of that goal of like their best quote

(39:58):
unquote effort. And just so you put all that money
in a perspective, they said, yeah, we can try and
raise thirty in the Catholic Church managed to raise and
invest a hundred and twenty eight million for a cathedral
in Toronto. Art Church sell some of that priceless Art Church, Yes,
and that ridiculous, and that is something that they've had

(40:19):
to do. Like a lot of people have said, hey,
you know, y'all have a lot of fucking assets that
you could, you know, just liquidate and make people hold
Hella gold up in thereograph some Da Vinci code copies
and sell those on one seriously, Oh well, you know
you don't have a smartphone. Get him on cameo, give

(40:40):
a fun start doing some cameos. One cameo, Man, the
Pope could I mean for how like weird Catholic people
are about to like the pope? I'm sure you could
get up. Like one of the most optimistic times is
when we thought that the pope was like good, remember
this guy. We were like we were ranking the problems.
We were ranking against other popes and the last one

(41:02):
was a Nazi. So like this one where the bar
is just Nazi or not Nazi, and we're like, this
guy's got to be good. He washed his feet, he's
not a Nazi. He used to be a bouncer. He
probably uh isn't just also still a terrible person. Well
you know that. It just means you've got to run
point for the He's probably are complicent in millennia of crime.

(41:27):
He's like, no, I'm not see I'm I'm here to
make everybody forget about that, because I'm afra the pope
letting steam out of his collar, very very fancy pope,
garb pop. They're like, oh no, that's when the smoke
comes out, starting to get a new one. So fad
and all in all, just in terms of like what

(41:47):
this apology was, the Canadian government basically said, like, dude,
that really didn't go far enough. And they know about
apologies up there, that is like apology culture. Oh yeah,
oh I mean, I mean they even say sorry in
their own way that we all know very well, unlike
in our fucked up country where we don't know that
word at all. Actually it's actually fuck you rather than sorry.

(42:09):
And so the Pope at least called for a quote
serious investigation into the church's abuse in these residential schools.
But then they wait, no, They later walked back that
statement by clarifying that it was a translation error and
that what the Pope really meant to say was a
serious search, not a serious investigation. What's the difference. I

(42:32):
think investigation sounds look. A search sounds like some ship
you could do on your phone in investigation sounds like
you gotta get investigation implies potential results, searches a bunch
of people in the woods knowing there's no one alive
in there, And a lot of people are saying, you
know that you don't have to do that much because

(42:53):
there are thousands of pages in the Vatican that are
naming the clergy who were parties to this. So maybe
you don't have to do much except maybe look at
what you go back there. I hate the church and
I see somebody who was raised Catholic and did everything
up to confirmation, and the idea that you would come

(43:14):
down and talk to these people and and not at
the very least have some kind of plan and a
whole assload of cash ready to go day one, like
thousands of babies are dead, thousands, and they are coming
off of a scandal where millions of children were assaulted
over years and you helped. You helped it happen by

(43:35):
moving people around and being like God forgive. So what
can we do. I don't know how they expect this
to help them with their drastically dwindling numbers. I don't
know what good they thought this would do, Like it's
a base pr. We're in the age of the apology,
of the professional apology, so you had to have known better,
at least to some extent. You are pr you have

(43:56):
great pr folks, you pay a lot of money for them.
They had to know better. You imagine the Pope drops
like a note's ap apology. Oh yeah, with like with
like the red like misspelled words lines appearing there. Investigation
is spelled wrong, Yeah, it says invested gytorying greenshot said,

(44:19):
were just dragging him because his phone battery is dying. Yeah,
we're like you look how many unread emails he has?
Fucking reckless. But this whole thing, right, it's all part
of the same pattern of just like hey, yeah, that's bad,
and then when people say what about action? I mean,
this is this is part for the course for many
organizations and industries that have these kinds of history were

(44:39):
truly giving cops a run for their money on taking
care of their own issues seriously. And there's this also
moment when the Pope was in Canada that he was
at this event, an apology event, and he was gifted
a headdress, and a lot of indigenous leaders were really
piste off about that, because they're like, this does not
this is not the fucking this is not something we

(45:01):
want to be interacting with the Pope in this capacity
to give him a headdress, and he was wearing this
head dress during the ceremony, and the Vaticans, like newspaper
took like a picture of him wearing it and there
and it basically to sort of give the optics it's
like all good in Canada, Pope flawless with the apology tour,
when in fact it wasn't. And there was just you know,

(45:22):
a lot of words, not a lot of action, and
it didn't seem like much other than trying to just
maintain whatever the church's reputation was, however good or bad
that that is. And just so you know, for the
cost of this one trip, they could have just paid
the reparations to survive this visit costed it potentially between

(45:44):
fifty and one million dollars for this papal visit. Papal
visit however you want to pronounce that. Man, Well, they
used Taylor swift Jet, so that saved them a little bit. Yeah,
exactly cut down on the emissions. I think that's what
her team met when they're like it's not actually all
her fault. We leased the jet to the Pope too,
and that wild talk to him rabid followers. Although his

(46:08):
aren't on Twitter, it doesn't seem like you tweet I
hate the Pope and then like at Pope stands, you
just don't understand him. Yeah wait, just wait, oh really
have you heard these speeches? Then talk to me about
his oration skills. If we want this to get I
think we need to start thinking of alternative ways to
get these sort of situations fixed. We need to start,

(46:29):
like um, getting actionable people to do things. We need
to make the Pope say something bad about BTS. Oh
to to create like the kind of pope say something
bad about BTS. There would be irreparable damage done to
him on the internet by eleven year olds. There would
be nothing he could do about it. They are the
most losso yo okay, and I hate to you know,

(46:54):
like articulated conspiracy conspiracy theory out loud. But what we're
saying is we need to create like a q and
On type movement where we're saying that the Pope has
been against like these gigantic fandoms to mobilize the fandoms
against the Catholic Church. Yes, okay, I think that BTS
fans are like a high school band. They're the largest

(47:15):
voting block that actually exists, and if you can get
them on your side, then you'll be doing okay, All right, Well,
I one time tweeted who's more famous? Oprah or BTS?
And I have never gotten more applies to a tweet
in my entire life. And I've never been squatted more
times in from nearly positing the question. So just get

(47:35):
BTS fans to think that the Pope hates them and
that they will raise the money. I feel like they're
too smart. They're gonna be like, look, we weren't working
with the pope because of the residential schools. We don't
need you. Probably probably of the children will lead the way.
The children will lead the way. All right, let's take
another quick break. We'll be right back to talk some
more news and we're back. So, researchers have recently announced

(48:10):
something about the Moon that there are these lunar pits
and caves from you know, old like uh like lava
tubes that have collapsed that create these like sort of
shaded pit areas on the first surface of the Moon
that The temperature in these spaces hover around a steady
sixty three degrees faheit what we call I don't know.
In in l A, we call that fucking down jacket scarf,

(48:34):
snow pants weather. Uh, And I think in Boston that
means like absolutely barely any clothing on. So I don't
know what it means for you, but it is a
great like habitable temperature for human life. And this isn't
so basically when looking at this, it sort of gives
more gredience. The idea of that having a lunar base

(48:54):
or fucking who know and fucking habitation might not be
such a far fetched idea if can get around the
radiation and micromedia or some things like that. But there
are some city sized areas that apparently like are in
this like temperate zone. And it's just wild to think
about because I never in my mind. Look, I'm an
ignorant non space person, like I. I keep up with

(49:17):
the headlines, but I don't know things like what the
surface temperature is on the moon. Do any of you
know what the surface temperature is on the moon? Like, okay,
so man, I don't know some of like my cousin's
names Okay, Uh, do you know, can you name one
cousin at all? Yeah? John M. That definitely sounded fake reflective. Yeah,

(49:47):
what's your wife's name? Go see cringdy Uh from my
rest of development fans out there. Okay, So the surface
of the Moon swings between two hundred sixty degrees during
the day and minus two eight at night, you're gonna
need seventy thousand layers to a big backpack. Yeah. So,

(50:08):
and also just so you know, you also have to
remember that quote. Daytime on the Moon lasts for what
we know as fifteen earth days, and night is the
same fifteen Earth days for night. So a lot of
the ideas previously around habitation were like, how the funk
are you going to deal with fifteen days of two
d sixty degrees and then fifteen days of minus to eighty, Like,

(50:29):
how do you even build a fucking structure or anything
to deal with that, Let alone the amount of energy
it would take to power something like that to like
stabilize the temperature in a place like that. And also
solar power, which is the preferred energy generation source in space,
won't work at night on the Moon. So this is
like this new discovery has basically opened the doors to

(50:52):
like thinking a little bit more about saying, oh, well,
there are places that could potentially sustain life. That doesn't
mean everyone's now fucking buying up their plots to a
new time shore on the moon. But uh, it's something
I had not heard of or really thought about, but
apparently pretty significant. When we go to buy land on
the moon. Who who's getting my cash? I hope it's

(51:13):
like a U r L squatter, Like someone found a
way to like this moon, or like there's someone who
likes squats a social media they have had at Nike
on Instagram way early, and he's just like wall looking
for some real estate. Are you look? Who wants the
Disney section of the moon Nook? But yeah, I never

(51:36):
thought in my mind, I don't know why the moon
was just always cold. Again I'm ignorant. Yeah, I'm like, also,
there's seeing no world where we are the people that
get to do this, like right right, like the you
gotta be rich. You gotta be rich enough to already
have known this, right that this keep like billionaires knew

(51:57):
this ship forty years ago. We will do any thing
except fix Earth. We will do absolutely anything except tax
a company you know, I feel like in the like
the tragedy that is the human race, like we end
up going to Mars only to it be like one
of those sci fi films, are like, you should have

(52:18):
never came here. Motherfucker's thinking you thought it was bad
where you're at, Welcome to Mars. And we were like, man,
it would be crazy if they called it Mars. They're like,
what a gain that would have been on our point,
we would have been like, no way, we thought that's
what you called it? Oh, really, were just named it
after the god of war? What's that? They don't? We

(52:38):
just call it Mars, called Mars. It's more of a
vibe for us. They're like, Mars. Yeah, I like that, Mars.
What's the Mars? Okay, yeah, let's let's go with that.
It's like they're very chill over there. But except time
I read about these going in space habit habit, I'm
just like, no, man, I will be left here to heat,
like that's I will you know what I mean? I won't. Yeah,

(52:59):
there's no going up in the ship. I feel like
the people who are going to get off this fucking
rock are like, unless you have three million dollars in
savings right now, it might not even be you know,
how many there are, at least a hundred, I don't know.
I don't know five million per person, like that's that'll

(53:19):
be the cost. I think more than that. I think
because they hate millionaires. They're like, these poor bitches, what
a million billionaires and there's not even enough space for
the I think what they'll do is they'll find out
how much money Trump has if he could liquidate everything,
and they'll make it a little more than that because
they don't want to deal with him by like five

(53:40):
bucks right there, Like we don't need a gold casino.
No one goes to Okay, what about this golf course
and you can drive the ship out of the ball
on the moon because gravity? That's that like famous Norm
McDonald joke where he talks about Michael Collins and the
lunar land like watching them down, you know, because he
didn't get to go to the moon right in New
Arms and he's watching them and he's like are they

(54:01):
fucking golfing? Like? And then they get back up and
they're like, yeah, it was fine, just dicking around, you know,
but this isn't for us. Wait, so wait, how many Okay, Joel,
how many can you pull up? How many millionaires? We got?
How many millionaires exist? Yeah? Because then I think that's

(54:23):
maybe that's our next play is we need to we
need to do obviously, because millionaires need to realize they're
broke as fuck. And then you decide with working people
to fight the billionaires who guess what, they don't accept
you anyway, and they don't want you on their little
moon party. There are okay, wait, fifty six point one
million as. Okay, that's dead. That's a wrap, okay, And

(54:43):
he said, how many thousands of billionaires? There are? Two thousand,
seven hundred billionaires. Damn okay. I think that we don't.
We don't understand how much poor people. And I mean
that's like anyone who's under life like millions, I would
still put, don't understand what billions is. I've known this since.

(55:05):
Do you remember the Jurassic Park movie, not the new one,
but the one before that, where they like sold dinosaurs
at an auction. It's terrible movie. The people who wrote
that movie. In the movie, they sell a dinosaur for
twelve million dollars. How much do you think a fucking
dinosaur should go? So they're like oh, twelve, it should

(55:27):
be ten billion dollars for a dinosaur. Twelve. They're like
twelve million. That's the most someone would pay for something,
and you're just like that it is a dinosaur. Twelve.
It should be a hundred billion dollars for a dinosaur. Right.
Someone bought Jack from Twitter's first tweet as an n
f T for fucking what they thought was going to

(55:48):
be forty five million dollars. One paid three million for
a fucking n f T of a tweeting for a dinosaur.
You could get the tail or the offense for one
fourth of the cause of that n f T. You
could have been on your way to buying a dinosaur.
That's what was. And it's like these have got to
be the richest, Like this is a private auction, Like
it's like a human trafficking auction, but for dinosaurs, and

(56:11):
they're like twelve million. They have that on their person.
M No one understands how how we're not gonna be
We're not living on the moon. I'm sorry. Anyone who
makes or listens to a podcast is not going to
live on the moon. No, in any capacity to podcast,
absolutely not. What if he like he'd used this to

(56:32):
be woke. He here's like one episode and he's like, hey,
I hear that there's like a lot of poor people
who don't think they're gonna get on the moon. And
I want to let you know. With my new scholarship,
I'm thinking about you crusty poor millionaires who aren't going
to make it. Uh. And you know apply now from
your bill, your bill gates, moon grant coming, get your
bill bills. That's going to be the currency on the moon. Well,

(56:54):
I look forward to seeing y'all on this scorched earth
in the future as we fight the more rotting bands
of thieves for hydro credits. Uh, We're just gonna do
a burning man until we die. Like it'll be fine,
but they'll be like, we've passed the point. In return,
I'll be like, great, We're raving in the desert until
there's nothing left. Someone comes up with like the mathematical
like like perfect dose of a drug, so you could

(57:17):
stay high on ecstasy for the next like ten years
until you just to be like, look, this is how
some people are choosing to go out. Then you could
go out much worse ways. And it feels better than
honestly living in a cave on the moon just to
live longer. And then you're just around. If all the
billionaires going, no one else, a bunch of them, we're
gonna feel poor and that's going to be uncomfortable for them.
I'm not a survivalist either, like not into it. Y'all

(57:41):
go ahead and like, yeah, what just look, I'll do
Molly in the caves with the poor people. To picture
all of the billionaires waiting for someone to build something,
and they're just like, who do we exploit? Yeah, they're like,
I think I'm gonna go to one of those like
proletarian extra she death party. It feels like a real ship.

(58:04):
I can experience just the beginning of Blade but all
forever right with the blood coming down that stop. Oh
what a song though. Uh, Kyle, thanks so much for
joining us man on the daily. Eight guys, Where can
people find you? Follow you, listen to you? And also,
what's what's a tweet that you've been liking? I'm at
Kyle Aire's most Places, um kyl Air's things on TikTok,

(58:28):
I'm trying and but find me in there. I have
a podcast called Never Seen It, where comedians rewrite movies
they've never seen and we read their scripts. So if
you want to see what a bunch of comedians think
something probably is, it's a lot of fun. Yeah. I
wanted to thank every everybody for all that sort of
stuff and find me on that sort of thing and
uh tweets, let me find them. Yeah, yeah, I have
him here in a note. I have two of them.

(58:49):
These both made me laugh very recently. One is at
Micah Fox. Mike is a very funny comedian, and she said,
I'm in Newport, Rhode Island. Every house looks like it's
owned by someone who killed their spouse and got away
with it, which I thought was very funny. And then
the other one I have is from my hair is
blue as Sam h Escobar, and they said, I got

(59:10):
cat called tonight, the guy literally said from his car,
and I looked. I got to admire the devotion to
being literal. Who who calls cats like that? I go,
that's how I get. He threw a feather at her.
And then I want to give a shout out to
everyone who listens to this who thinks I'm Blake Wexler
every time I'm on, which is very exciting. There's always

(59:33):
people who are like for a few. For a few minutes,
I thought it was Wexler again, and it was Kyle.
I take that as a compliment. He's great. Oh yeah,
I think energetically, I feel like you sound different, but hey,
look he makes them up. He makes them up. Joel,
thank you so much for helping me host today. Where
can people find you can follow you? And what's a
tweet this you like? Oh he's a pleasure of miles.

(59:53):
You guys can follow me at dwell Monique to j
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a couple of tweets gonna make him quick at Female
Underscore t s slut Era, I say to myself as
I sit motionless in my apartment for the three night
in a row and to clean identify we get it.

(01:00:17):
I gotta scroll. Oh this came out from pop Cave
this morning. Twenty five years into her groundbreaking career, Beyonce
has released her most critically acclaimed studio album, Renaissance, her
most critically acclaimed I'm shaking with Mike, I'm sorry justin listen.
How her star keeps rising is It's unfathomable, alien superstar.
I just took number one from you Won't Break my soul.

(01:00:38):
We're living in the new era of Beyonce. Released the
tickets Beyonce, We're ready to come worship you. I'm so excited.
I cannot wait for this. These will be accessible to
non millionaires. These it's not a nook of the moon. Ye,
She's like, it's sixty three degrees. You're all perfect weather

(01:00:59):
and the good. The venue could be called beyond and beyond. Okay, Yeah,
I love I love the memes that have come from
the renaissance album Drop. I feel like most of my
likes are people just comparing the Beyonce album to other things.
I'm one of them. Let me just actually play it.

(01:01:19):
This is from at Andy Zone six. He tweeted, church
Girl was very born by the river. I was shaking
that ass about the situation. And if you don't know,
this is a you know, very viral clip from the
old days. But this this this clip does pretty much
encapsulate church Girl in the best way. Uh. And if

(01:01:41):
for those of you can't see, uh, it's some two friends.
They're just hanging dance and singing, and then one of
them really just starts shaking that as I was one
river river. I was born by the river. I was
shaking that I was making that can't that's pretty much

(01:02:07):
exact energy of that song. Rip ribb okay and Uh.
Lastly at norm Charlottean this is though. So they there's
a picture of Mayor Lori Lightfoot at Lollapalooza wearing this
hat and it's a side by side. They're saying she
looked like the amateur sketch of the leprecn in the
Hood video. If you remember Lepricn in the Hood, that's

(01:02:32):
lay Lightfoot and then next it's worried. Y'all have got
to see this over scream. It makes me screaming. You say, yeah,

(01:02:54):
that's one of my favorite ones. Who Lepricn. Let me
hear you say, yeah, I want to go, so shout
out that account. Um. You can find me at Miles
of Gray on Twitter and Instagram. Uh. You can also
find me uh and Jack on Miles and Jack Got
Mad boost these new episodes every Thursday. Like I said,
you can check me out on the Ladies Behind the Bastards.

(01:03:15):
Parts three and four of Clarence Thomas come out Tuesday
and Thursday, respectively. Also check me out on four Fiance. Damn.
So many podcasts so weld to say all this ship
out loud, help me please and watch them or listen
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thank you, uh where we also link out to the
song we're gonna write out on. Okay, we're gonna do.
We're gonna go out on a track from Makaia mccraven,
who's a fantastic artist with a you know, wonderful catalog,
multi instrumentalist producer, very very like hip hoppy vibes. This

(01:04:01):
is the track with Robert Glassbourn a few other people.
It's called Mantra. It's just very soulful but like funky
instrumental music. So you're gonna like that. Check out the
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