PR(ofits)IDE, Tiffany Haddish Can Hear You 6.3.19

In episode 404, Miles and special guest host Jamie Loftus are joined by comedian Eli Olsberg to discuss Tiffany Haddish's audition hack, brand's cashing in on pride month, Trump hitting Mexico with a 5% tariffs on all goods, the lonely Keanu Reeves interview, the Whitney Houston hologram tour, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Tiffany Haddish's Audition Hack Is Just Another Example Of Hollywood's Racist, Sexist Ways

2. "It was my like M.O." #TheLastOGstar @TiffanyHaddish reveals her "sneaky" way of getting true feedback after an audition

3. M&S launch LGBT sandwich and it’s dividing opinion

4. Which Pride Month Merchandise Actually Helps LGBTQ Causes?

5. Bud Light will sell beer in rainbow bottles for Pride Month

6. Shop These 9 Brands That Go Above and Beyond to Celebrate Queer People

7. Why in the Queer Hell Is Trump Selling Pride T-Shirts?

8. Now Trump Wants To Allow Anti-Transgender Discrimination In Homeless Shelters

9. Trump Says U.S. Will Hit Mexico With 5% Tariffs on All Goods

10. That Keanu Reeves ‘Lonely Guy’ Interview Never Happened, Rep Says

11. in the wake of all this keanu appreciation, a reminder that keanu used to come to the bookstore i worked at every wednesday night on his motorcycle to buy new fiction and sudoku puzzles and would always call 20 minutes in advance and i love him so much

12. Whitney Houston’s Estate Plans a Hologram Tour and a New Album

13. WATCH: YBN Cordae - Have Mercy (Dir. By @_ColeBennett_)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Who that who? Who's there? Oh? Is that it's the internet? Oh?
Welcome to season eighty five, episode one of the production
of My Heart Radio. Now. This is a podcast where
we take the deepest of times into America's old, nasty,
rotten skull and figure out what is going on officially,

(00:23):
you know, off the rip how we say it, fuck
Coke Industries, Fox News Pole, we see you. What do
you call that? Hey for profit racket? Yeah? Well look
it's Monday, June three, right, yep, it's Monday, June three. Good.
I'm time traveling nineteen. My name is Miles Gray a
k A okay, okay, hold on, let me just let

(00:46):
me give my zone, all right, Trey, hold on, I
sit back with the stack of these tweets and this
bag and this week that gives me the e D
that makes me the DZ on this on this purf
is perfect, Bob curse with this curse. Oh my gosh,
I had this h There was a whole second half
to that, but I am not angry enough to do it.

(01:08):
Thank you to Matt Dick at Matt Dick though for
that eminem inspired a K and I am so honored
to be joined as my guest coast, because you know,
if you hear my voice, that means Jack is he's
up to something. He's yeah, he's hold on, don't fine, No,

(01:29):
I would trying to reveal that the guest is none
other than young Yami Lofty. Jamie Loft is herself, and
let's hit her with that. Oh here, should I just
go right into it? Uh? Yeah, yeah, no, there we go. Yeah,
let's do it. Okay, and I'm so nervous. Count me
in three four? I got the mic side in the back,

(01:52):
hot techs are attached. Dog is Matt Black got the
things that's like to match running out of wait. Oh no,
I'm doing it on Branda Zamboni. You can whip your phony.
I've been in the Hacker. You can't be of that
coder Now I lost it. Nobody. Jamie loved this. You

(02:14):
get Damie loved it? Oh that that was ain't nobody? Yeah,
it would have been really good. You should have been like,
ain't nobody rise am bony man? I don't. I was
really excited for that, and I really shop you want
another bite of the apple? I don't know. I think
I needed help. I feel like that was pretty tight,

(02:37):
though I'm gonna be real. That was very on brand
for you. Yeah. It fell apart in the middle and
I didn't save it, didn't fear, but then you just
embraced it, did your thing. And then they're like, you
know that there's something about that Jamie Loftus. There's the
way the way she fails is so beautiful. Uh. Yeah,
that one is from at Shell Hoskins. I'm sorry. I

(02:57):
absolutely ruined. No, no, no, you made it your beautiful.
I thought it was beautiful. I'm ready to I think
we can expect to see you in the next b
Et Cipher, Thank you so much. Freshman the double XEL
freshman class. You're gonna be it's just you, one person.
You a little nax. Yeah, it's just me, and I'll
just fumble a little nose x right first is right

(03:19):
after him to make him look better, and then you
will begin ghost writing for him. Yeah. Well, well let's
let's look over to our right and our left to
see somebody in our third chair, our guests today. Yes,
this is this is somebody who's come back a second time. Yes, uh,
and we liked him the first time. We're like, we're
just him back again. He's my friend he's your friend.

(03:41):
I'll be honest, he's my friend. Well, please welcome, help
me welcome the hilarious, the talented, the wise, Eli Oldsburg,
ain't nobody Eli. See that's how it should have been.
I'm now gonna listen every time I hear. First off,
thank you guys for that lovely intro. You're both my friends.
Wow the word. Yeah. Super honored and also honored to

(04:03):
be on the season premiere of season. Thank you so much,
Big Year. How far we've come five year. Many of
my friends were born I was born in so this
is this is perfect. That's my favorite Bowling for Soup song.
You guys know that the guy from Bowling for Soup
is the voice of Chucky Cheese. Now of one. I

(04:24):
did not know that into between the time you said
Chucky and Cheese, I was like, I thought it was
Mark Cambll, like for the Chucky movie. Could you imagine
that would be great? Yeah? I would have been so
happy about it. He just gets all the roles. He
really does. Also, whenever right here Old Town Road. Now
I'm going to think, ain't nobody Jamie Loftos It's true.

(04:44):
Trudy los An bony a Bowling Um, I guess we
should just talk about what we're gonna talk about. You
don't like to keep it loose, Okay, you know how
you know how I get down. Miles is in charge today.
I was scared. Oh the substitute who smells like we

(05:06):
did you ever teach? Uh? You know it's funny. That
was like as soon as I got done with college
two thousand and seven and the economy was exploding, and
I was like, you know what, I need to go
get that uh Sea Best or whatever that test is
for substitutes. I did that, smashed it. Uh And right
before I was going to begin doing that in earnest,

(05:28):
I started getting into politics. So yeah, but hey, I
still got that ship I did. I I substitute taught
for like my first few months out of college, like yeah,
out of college, and I was teaching in uh Watertown,
which is like where the all of the Boston bombing
stuff happened, like where the guy was hiding the boat. Yeah,
watertowns in New York. Right, there's also a water Town

(05:51):
of Messages, because there's a lot of time in New York.
It's a bad name. There's also one of Universal City,
but there's was teaching second graders and they're like today,
you know, just teaching them about the one year anniversary
of what happened. I was like, okay, you were tasked
with that. Yeah, and I did not have to take
a test to be a substitute teacher. They were just

(06:11):
like are you free the requirements? But I took it
really seriously, and I like put together a lesson and
I went into the class and they might have been older,
like fifth grade, because I was like, okay, guys, you
go today, so very serious happened. And then one kid
in the back, which is like we know, and then
I just gave up and I didn't do the lesson.
You bailed on the whole thing I've put on, Like

(06:33):
remember the Titans. I got scared. I was a t
A for one week, one class, you know, two classes actually,
so it was two weeks. I was in grad school
and one of the teachers like, do you want to
be a t A? And I was like okay, and
I was not a good t A. When two kids
were talking, I was like, hey, stop. I literally just
looked at them and stop. And then I they were
like super offended. Uh yeah, I know that's w I

(06:55):
was like, so, I don't know if I'm not assertive
enough where I was like, did I go like stop,
like in a very like please? You know what I mean? Like,
was it a very yeah, I went stop? Did you
say stop? Or did you say I should have said that?
You know, I got the new soundboard and you know,
I'm good and uh and then I remember I got
a day job that was I was like, yeah, I'm

(07:17):
gonna take that and the teacher was like, no, you
can't leave me. And I was like sorry, and I
just left. Yeah, and I don't miss it. I don't know.
That was at the turn of people being on their
phones everywhere, like it was right at that period. So
what were you study? What do you have? What's your
master's degree? And well I didn't finish it, rapped out
because I wanted to good comedy. Yeah it would have.

(07:38):
It would have been in screenwriting. Oh I had already
like yeah, yeah, just a real unique l a thing.
You know. I also got my you know, you know
its a master's in screenwriting. Just want to make sure
you have on the same page. Let's get back into
we're to talk about. Uh So, first off, we found
out Tiffany Hatter has a very interesting way to hear

(08:01):
feedback after auditions, and I think it's perfect. Um, and
you know, some some of your casting directors who should
be ashamed what I was talking about. Oh okay, it's
June now Pride Month, so inevitably a lot of Pride
merch is being sold. So yeah, we are going to
look into a few things that look like, you know,

(08:23):
actual worthwhile promotions of Pride Month, and others just seem like,
you know, just opportunistic to have a cheeseburger dummy. Yeah. Hey,
gay is like, you know, gays like sneakers to shoes,
not just for strates anymore. Exactly, Yeah, lineup, exactly. All

(08:43):
proceeds go to what is it, the Carlisle Group or whatever,
nasty shareholders. Yeah, then we're talking about Oh, you know,
Trump had to pivot obviously because the Robert Mueller stuff
got too real for him. So now he's just trying
to make Mexico the new Russia. Uh, and we'll talk
about how that's going. Not well, what else? What else? Oh,

(09:09):
we gotta talk about the thing that exploded the Internet
on Friday, which was the revelation that Keanu Reeves might
be old and alone and yeah, he might have fallen,
but we got to get him up. I've got a plan.
You've got a plan. You've got you're armed with many anecdotes.
We're gonna We're gonna explore this little bit because there's

(09:30):
it turns out this story was not quite fully sincere.
But I don't think that changes anything about how we
feel about him. But it's in a there's a there's
kernels of truth in it that that the public needs
to know about. And that's all we do here. We
talk truth um and finally we'll talk about the egg
industry just really desperately telling us to eat more eggs

(09:54):
pleas as well as you know Whitney Houston her comeback,
because it's highly anticip hated and three dimensional. So before
we do all that, Eli Yes, under Lay, underlay mommy,
Eli Eli Um, tell us something about your search history
that's revealing about who you are. This was literally what

(10:15):
I was thinking about my search history. I was like, Uh,
it was all populated with different types of utter box
searches for the last two weeks because I got a
new phone and I've been obsessed with trying to get
an auto box that didn't cost an arm and a leg. Uh,
let's see your new phone. Oh that's a phone. Oh wow,
Oh you already got the I got the box, got it?

(10:38):
You got the box. I got the box. I got
my box. Are you a serial phone breaker? No? That
that's why I'm more obsessed with the box because I haven't.
It hasn't happened. Yeah, And I feel like I'm putting
it up. Most people are like, oh, I don't want
to jinx it. Now, I'm manifesting it. That's why I'm
saying it out loud. Not breaking any phones, going to
manifest protect the air of a spirit of protection exact phone. Yes.

(11:01):
I think that's good. Yeah, and so I might say
your box is almost you indicating to the world that
you were prepared for a drop. Yeah, and you could
be alternately manifesting a drop as well, protecting, protecting. I mean,
it's God, it's a fine line. It's kind of gets
kind of complicated. It's layered, to say the least. Yes,
I got one of those poppers on last week. I
got a Horritos pop pop socketet has it been. Here's

(11:25):
the thing. I was going to get a pop socket.
Sorry to start something with. Here's the thing. Here's the
thing about pop sockets folks. Yeah, sorry, sorry, the autter
box stand has logged on the Uh do you like it?
Here's the thing. It's the first thing. It's the last

(11:47):
thing I touched before I go to bed, the first
thing I touched while I wake up? Pop socket it?
But does it when you take a selfied you? Because
that's when I was looking that, all the ads are like,
you can grip the phone better, and I'm like, isn't
it just holding this ford? Why do you why do
you have think it sounds like an a SMR thing,

(12:08):
But like for touch, I thought it was like just
something to fidget with. Oh yeah, I thought you're just
like I'm nervous. It's because phones are getting so big
and our hands are not. It just helped you are
holding that thing, so they got pop socket police need
to come and take you away, Like I think, like
like like a air hock, how do you with your

(12:32):
like how many fingers between both fingers? Like yeah, I
think that's if you're going to help anything, well just
for one or if you want to hold it, you
want to use it as a stand if you want
to watch something Horizon, Okay, that's how I thought it
was exclusively for Yeah, Jamie, let me see you. Let
me see you hold that thing the way you're holding
it originally. Yeah, okay, I am This photo will be

(12:57):
on Twitter for you to see how Jamie's holding with
how holding Okay, I'm learning. Yeah, yeah, So I thought
about getting one and I was like, I'm on the
fence and Jamie's like, you know what. I I don't
use it for the same reason everyone else does. But
five stars out of five? Is that right? It's basically
a sex toy. Those photos will not be on my Twitter. Eli.
What has overrated? Ordering foods off apps? Okay, go on, now,

(13:22):
tell me more too expensive? It's I would say, fifty
percent of the time it's right or by the time
you get it it's cold or soggy. Uh. And if
it's wrong or if they just straight up mess up
the order, you have to like order all over. You
can lose like two hours time, so big. But I
understand for some people it's convenient. For other people, money

(13:45):
is not an issue. I'd have to be in their shoes. Yeah,
I feel like it is a flex sometimes when people
were like, you know, me, just order something on Postmates.
I'm like, oh, so that's where you are, and yeah, exactly,
the casualness about it. They're like, why don't we just
order in? And I mean, I don't know. I've never
been able to just casually think. But it doesn't always
mean you're doing well. You could just be fucking just reckless,
careless with your money. That's true because sometimes, like I

(14:06):
don't know, I've been at friend's houses and they're like,
do you want to order Taco Bell to the house?
I was like, no, no, no, no. Also I can
get on board, I can get on board with Postmates
and shipped like that certain context. Fucking fast food no, yeah,
and also fast food like going there. I don't know,
there's something tactile about it, like going and doing it,

(14:27):
even going through the drive through that that's what I mean,
Like going through there. I don't know. There's something about
it that makes me feel connected my Taco Bell because
I pulled up and I go they already know make
the custom xy melts, uh, and then maybe you know
the camel apple and panada, But that's been discontinued in
some places, as I've heard. What is something that is underrated?
Sweet and low? What every place in l a. I

(14:50):
did not expect to get attacked on this one. I'm
sorry you're not getting attacked. I'm just disgusting you with
the idea of you. I'm glad. I'm glad that someone.
I mean, this is a fun hill for you to
choose to die on because you are wrong. I'll get Look,
this is this is one of those things I'm okay
with being canceled about. You know what, I'm going to

(15:13):
cancel myself on this one on Twitter? Should Eli be
canceled over this? Okay? Equal Splendor, Truvia, Stevia disgusting, just
pure garbage with so sweeten Low is the only one
I can tolerate. I'm an iced to drinker. Don't drink
anything warm sugar is not gonna melt in. There's just

(15:34):
going to the bottom. So I have to pick one.
Sweeten Load taste so good, and every place in Los
Angeles just seems to be zeroing it out. Starbucks has
equals version of sweet and Low. I feel like sweet
and low is associated with boomers or worse people who
are it's uh, I mean, because it was the original
fake sugar or the one like as a kid, I

(15:55):
remember when he used to just be like white packets
of sugar or pink packets of sweeten that's all. And
now there's white, yellow, green, blue, fucking fuchsia and all
of them. Oh yeah, sugar in the raw. But that's
isn't that? Does that melt? No, that's the you know
what I like In Japan and other places too, they
just have the syrup. Yeah, but that's just sugar water.

(16:18):
That's what's wrong with that. It's like the same. It's
not the same sugar. Would you prefer sugar if it
melted over sweeten low or you're just probably you have
a shirt on that if we did, if we pulled
up the Panto number, I believe would just be sweet
Low and you've got sweeten your ti on. Not a coincidence.
So what are you promoting? Yeah, I hear to promote

(16:39):
a couple of things. Guys here to tell you Sweetenlows
only carried it to places right now that I frequent
you're gonna love this one, Jamie Duncan, Oh good, I
mean they do not discriminate. She's back. Yeah, And then
Chipotle has it. It's weird. Chpole only has like regular
sugar and sweetenl nothing else. When I think of Sweetenlow.
I think, in my great married just stealing fistfuls of it,

(17:02):
like anywhere friendly, because I mean, look, I've had to
grab it before from I one time went across the
street to a Starbucks, grabbed one and so I could
put my coffee being iced tea have sweeten one? Wow? Wow,
straight up. Yep, no one stopped me, only l only
so because what sweeten Low has saccharin? And I remember

(17:26):
back in the day of cancer and then people are
like that and then we're back to sack. And also
I think equal and Splenda have um asparta may yes, yeah, yeah, aspartame,
which is actually worse for you, yes, which is worse
for you, like the Lord of the Rings name. Okay, cool,

(17:50):
So we got that. Is it cool? Though? I feel
like I feel like there's a lot of tension in
the room. I guess you know it is. You've walked,
you walked, You've I'm less angry about it now. Okay,
So you got her with Duncan, and I just you
got me when you basically said all the mother ships
are trash because they are trash because that fake ship

(18:11):
just does not taste. It's so it's like splendid to me,
tastes like metal. I don't know. That was literally like,
what is this metallic taste? Wouldn't have some kind of
exam if that's coming off that? Yes? Yeah? Uh well finally, Eli,
what is a myth? What's something that I always miss
up the wording of this? But you know, what's some

(18:32):
ship that people be getting wrong? And you're like, no,
that's not it. What's the current tips about sleeping is
like people say that don't don't have like lights on,
you know, like don't have certain like don't have your
phone screen in your face. Sure, but you can watch
TV and pass out. I was talking to someone. I
was like, Hey, you shouldn't been watching TV. I'm like,
if the TV's fit like twenty feet away from you,
I do it every night. It's like, I guess that's

(18:55):
why I, like a lot of people like to do
that night shift. Like I have the thing on my
computer too that I'll phase out the blue light but
on it, I put on a time around my TV
when I go that's okay. So your myth is that
that's bullshit because you sleep with the TV on all
the fucking time. Yeah, I can fall asleep watching TV.
It's not five ft from my face, but it's still
like I can sleep and I sleep like a baby.

(19:15):
It's not like sucking up my sleep. Does the TV
like just what's happening? And the TV ever like seep
into your dreams? Because that does happen to me every
once in a while, Like I'll be falling asleep and
I think I'm still watching TV, but I'm sort of
in in my feelings about something. Sad it only happens
if it's something I've never watched before, So I exclusively
don't do that anymore. I'll just watch comfort food to
go to bed, or if it is something that I

(19:36):
haven't seen before, it's got to be pretty harmless, like
like I can't even think of a good example right now,
but like, oh, you know what, I didn't really watch
Friends growing up. If that's on TV that I can
fall asleep to it, I don't typically because now I'm
just I watch it and I'm like, is this a
good show? I might get canceled for that one. But
I listened to you know, I listened to a SMR

(19:58):
to go to sleep, or the is this YouTube channel
about the history of roller coasters, But that show said, yeah,
that's probably how Sunny got red pilled. And then eventually
it was like it wakes up, is like usual, you know,
like throw your votes in the trash, like take on
the identity of someone who's been dead. I'm obsessed with

(20:20):
Sonny's Instagram obsessed. Thank you you just hit four K,
not four K two K. But we're manifesting on this episode. There. Uh,
let's get into the story. I guess. Now, there was
a recent article. I guess it was like what Hollywood
Reporter did a round table? Is that who it was?
The Queens of Comedy issue? And who are the queens

(20:42):
of comedy? Here they are Jane Fonda okay, okay, Phoebe Wallbridge,
Natasha Ly, Alex Born bos Team, and Tiffany hash Yes. Yes,
And they were just talking, you know, their secrets, their
their experiences, their lives. That's actually really get round table
Um and Tiffany Hattrish though, had a very interesting anecdote

(21:05):
because she was talking about something she used to do
Um in auditions because she wanted to get on his
feedback because she just didn't believe what she was hearing.
It's brilliant, It's brilliant this clip, you know, what I
would do. I would have put my phone on voice
memo and put it in my bag. Do the audition,
walk out the room, leave my bag nasty? Would you relieve?

(21:27):
What would you hear? Come back like, oh, I forgot
my person, man, get my purse. You've actually done that.
You're in the car. Then let me look at the table.
She's not as urban as I thought. I knew that
was the word. Yeah, that would be like, she's so ghetto.
I just can't her boobs aren't big enough. But I

(21:50):
really think we should just go with a white girl.
She's not She's not this, this role should be changed
to white. Um oh if her hair was like it
was like my m o, why not? I mean, but
also but also devastated. Yeah, And that's just such an
indictment on why they're such a little representation in film

(22:13):
where you have people the gatekeepers are like because it's like, yeah,
who are in those rooms most of the time that
you're leaving your phone right back there? Yeah, and that
that is like that's also the person who's probably saying
that is like a corporate drone. That's what's so frustrating
about all of this, Like this isn't a person who
gives a ship about the movie or the whatever they're doing.

(22:33):
There this product that is literally what they're thinking in
their head, and then there's this filter that goes called product, movie, product,
TV show and unrelated. They're almost always ugliest, yes, and
then you leave the room and then they call you
like weird looking and like it's buddy, this is why
you're on that end of the equation. Wow. Shots of

(22:56):
Fire with Jamie Loftus on this one, Nobody Jamie. There
are some fun I mean, like getting direct feedback after
an audition. I mean, Tiffany hash is stronger than I
am because I've gotten direct feedback and I was like, oh,
then I gotta you know, like I gotta go to Duncan.
Now I gotta go off the grid coup. And people
are always like when they when they they're always like,

(23:17):
the casting process is not personal. That sounds pretty personal. Yeah,
she's so ghetto. I just can't. Yeah, extremely personal. It's
like a non yeah, non personal. It's yeah, it's so crazy.
They're like, no, that's not personal. It's just the business.
It's not personally. Your boobs are just all weird and small.
Please go your ghetto get it's not personal. Fuck yeah,

(23:38):
it's not personal. Will never work again. Somedays someone is
going to be looking for a girl with a light mustache,
and then that's when I'm really going to shine. You
know what. We gotta make our own opportunities. Get down
here this year, women we mustache is going to be
able to vote. I can feel it. Yeah, I feel it. Also,
if you want to ruin some friendships, use Tiffany Hattrish

(23:59):
is this voice memo tech and leave some ship after
you leave a group, like you know what I mean,
and come back and like, oh, I forgot my purse.
Then you listen back to like Jamie always thinks, She's
always like she's trying to be funny. Ship I left,
I like recorded a show I did, like a full
hour show about a year ago, and I left like
the camera was behind two audience members that I didn't know,

(24:20):
and like at the end of the dame I wouldn't
say what show it was, but it was like they
were like, huh, that was okay. I don't think they're
they're there. Their brains were robust enough to handle your
comedy there. Yeah, this galaxy braining over here. I don't

(24:41):
even know how to use a horrito saying it's okay
is like worse than bad. Yeah, I mean I don't know, no,
not really, but I don't know. Just something about hearing,
like okay, it's like this weird thing that it didn't
even so vague, you don't didn't get anything like what
can I do to improve? Right exact? But this, I

(25:01):
mean the Tiffany hattch comments especially are like so pointed. Yeah,
like well, hey, you know, at least she's in everything now. Yeah,
And I bet, oh god, I hope she goes to
see some of these cashing directors and be like I
saw that video. They're like it was you. I remember,
just so you know, and this will be your last job.

(25:23):
And there, Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We
will be right back. And we are back. Now it's June.
It's Pride month. Shout out to all l G B,
t Q I A plus people out there, all that gang,

(25:47):
all y'all uh, which means, look, when we see the
Pride Month, we see a lot of a lot of
great events, a lot of notable things happening, and we
all see a lot of merchandise. Now, our writer Jam
McNabb has gone through some things and tried to read
between the lines to see some of the decent merch

(26:09):
that's out there and some things that are just straight
up fucking cynical cash graps. I am excited for this.
Brands try to participates my favorite Okay, so up, first
Marx and Spencer, the uh the English supermarket chain. They
had a sandwich called the LGBT let us flock baking

(26:31):
it to me. Oh my god. They look they had
a lot of people fucking pressed. They were tight on
Twitter when they saw this, because it's like one was perfect.
There's a tweet that just has the photo of this
on display and says Marx and Spencer through the first
artisanal sandwich at stone Wall. There are they giving any

(26:52):
money to anyone, That's the thing. So when you look
at it, there's nothing on there aside from a rainbow
flag and lg B t Q plus um and just
the design of the package. That that's all. It says,
there's no sich queer. What more do you want? Yeah? Exactly, Hi,
We've reduced you to a sandwich. This is you what dream?

(27:13):
Hey all my lettuce, guac, bacon and tomatoes out there,
are you questioning what to put on this bread. Uh
it's let us bacon, tomato, keen wa um, what could
be a I food iceberg lettuce. Okay, this is why
we don't work for Mark. But anyway, so at first

(27:36):
there was anything indicated on the packaging anywhere on the sandwich. UM.
And now Marx and Spencer claim that they had made
donations to a charity. Um, but you never knew that.
You know, a lot of people were just like, this
doesn't make sense. But it seems like this is a
tactic a lot of places are using that are just
saying like, oh, we give to charities, so that's why

(27:56):
we can just exploit this because we gave a little
bit of money, like and I'm sorry, ten tho pounds
is not enough. I'm sure you made more than ten
thou pounds on some of these sandwiches. And yeah, because
it is like it is a false like when you
do as something like make a weird sandwich for pridemouth,
you are like leading people to believe that it is
for something other than just giving money. Which, by the way,

(28:19):
all the people who bought them were just straight people
that are like, oh I'm participating, Yeah right, I'm an
ally exactly. Oh god, people holding it. They're like say,
I wasn't an ally all got the stone. Which also Starbucks,
they have a little thing. They have a Pride branded
love tumbler um. And again there isn't any prose, there
any indication of like where the money goes. But Starbucks,

(28:41):
credit to them as a company has a very good
record with l g B, t q I A. Plus
people that work for them, like whether it's medical benefits,
and they also pay for um, I think subsidized for
a gender assignment. Yeah, and if you're if you're part time,
I think you get benefits to The only time Starbucks
misstep was when they switched sweeten load of equal. So
that's why only problem blasphemy. Howard shirt Shultz is spinning

(29:08):
in his early grave. Um. Now, yeah, so I guess
you know, Starbucks, I think we can. I think they're
they're okay on that, I guess are okay where one
of the better ones. Yeah, I mean it's like if
they haven't, they're doing right by people exactly. Yeah, I
think that that's that's a good one. Um, Like where
the fucking adjudicators of actually we get to decide its

(29:30):
triumvirate of nobody's will then decide, Okay. Also Target, they
have fucking everything. They're fucking Pride branded line of clothing, teashers, tanktops, swimwear, flipblock, accessors,
jumps through his razors, everything, mouthwashed, fucking mouth washed. They
have Pride mouth washed. Yes, what, Yeah, I don't look

(29:51):
something about that is real. Off, I don't know what
I think. Yes, it's just just must be the labeling.
That's all any of these things are. But again this one,
according to the website, they're just sort of like, we've
already donated a hundred thousand dollars to an organization that
aims to end bullying and discrimination in schools based on
general id anity and sexual orientation. Now get all this stuff. Didn't. Also,

(30:13):
like a few years ago they get in trouble for
donating to like anti lgbt Q, like they were in
hot Water. People were like then the big thing was like,
well we can't protest Target. A lot of people are
having a hard times. It was like, I can't shop
anywhere else. I live in the middle of nowhere, you
know what I mean, Like it's you know that our Walmart.
So it's like picking the worst. Oh yeah, Target to
stop funding anti gay groups. So when was this eight

(30:37):
years ago? Okay, so they've I guess done on not
a one eight, maybe like an eight y we'll call it.
But yeah, again, So this whole thing of like just
saying like, well we donated a hundred thousand dollars, I
think is not It's not very sincere in the sense
that when you think about whatever these profit margins are,

(30:59):
I think it pales in comparison the volume of sales
they would do if they just said, Hi, how about
of everything you buy is going to something half all whatever?
I mean, really it should be all yeah, I don't see.
I mean unless again, if you unless like the sale
of this is funding some other thing that is an
organization that is already doing good. Uh. It's it's kind

(31:20):
of interesting to to sort of pride wash your business
like that. Yeah, I think there should be some sort
of like general policy in place of like if you're
going to co opt uh like uh, something like Pride
month like and that's not even a bad thing. It means,
you know, in a general sense that this is something
that the general public is amenable to, that it is

(31:42):
something that makes your business look better for participating in
so like even when businesses fucking suck, it's like, I'm
I'm glad that it is advantageous to be participating, but
there should be some sort of guideline of like, if
you're going to do that, it cannot be a transparent
cash grap has so welcome to capital Um. But they

(32:04):
are selling Harry's razors and the Harry's razors that they're
selling Tootargrapher Pride. All of those proceeds go to the
Trevor Project. So you know, you did one out of
maybe one items, I'm gonna put that one on Harry's razors.
Is doing the right thing, right, unless does Target own
Harry's razors. I'm prettyu they're their own thing. Yeah, they're then,
But you know who is surprisingly has a good track record,

(32:25):
it seems bud Light. Wow, bud Light apparently has been
they okay, so they have their cans and I don't know,
I yeah, it was two seconds behind you on that. Yeah,
catch up, catch up now for for for bud Light,
a dollar from each case goes to glad Um and

(32:47):
they seem pretty happy. Like even in their press release,
glad is saying in two decades of partner with glad
Bud Light hasn't let the gay community down, and makers
of the light beer beer still haven't had their fill
of equality. Okay, thank you bud the pep beer. We're
icon bud Light, deally fucking dey all right? Who else?

(33:10):
Who else? Ikea? They have a rainbow bag um and
that one of the proceeds go to the HRC Human
Rights Campaign. Okay, what about what about the like their
hot dog profits in the meeting about the good they
got good potatoes? If they if they should donate some
of their food profits to something because I eat five

(33:31):
dollars worth of meatballs there you do? Also? Yeah, yeah, wait,
how did I not know this about you? You know
my favorite work in Burbank. I used to work in Burbank. Also,
I used to go to Ikea for lunch. Oh my,
one those six where hip hop lives right down the Burbank. Yeah,
they're very hip hop, but like, yeah, I would go

(33:53):
there all the time. I would drag people like you
we gotta get to peoples. And had jury duty there
in Burbank. And I went to the new one when
it opened up and their food court was not ready
yet and it was a devastating. I would. Yeah, it
was like a twenty minute walk from when I was
work hearing at Robot Chicken, and you would have it
go and get just like a bucket of meatballs and
just bring it back and just munch on them all
damn day. You ever buy the frozen ones to make

(34:14):
it home? I didn't know you could buy them at
the story. Get the gravy two in the package. That's
like buying frozen T G I Friday's food, you know
what I mean? Like, even though it's probably the same thing. Well,
I guess things that are deep fried that are frozen,
like unless you're bringing that ship back to life in
a deep fried right, I feel like I've had parogis.

(34:37):
There is that wrong idea? Yeah? Maybe maybe I don't know.
Maybe it's a regional thing. They should give some of
their food profits to the queer community. Okay, let's talk
about some fun. Ay though the Trump campaign, they are
also selling Pride merchandise with a watercolor rainbow flag on

(34:58):
the front that sells l G B t Q for Trump.
Now buy this shirt and get off and all of
the proceeds go right into Donald Trump's and they're on
sale because perhaps they're not a very popular sale for
the store. No, and also because I mean, think about

(35:21):
his record with LGBTQ people. What the funk? I mean,
it's it's absurd to even fucking sell that ship. It's
not he's even trying to act like this is going
anywhere else except for the campaign, coffers. But when you
look at everything else that's been going on, and like
nixing the protections of like trans homeless people who cannot
get into shelters and things like that, whatever I can,

(35:42):
I could start sweating, but I mean, I'm not surprising
at all. Fortunately, I cannot imagine many of these are
being sold. No, no, no, no, no no. But what's
funny is a lot of the candidates are also selling
pride merchandise. Um, but it seems like all of their
merchandise is also going to their campaigns. So there's a

(36:07):
Kamala Pride shirt straight to the campaign, Old Obama's Grandpa,
Joe Biden Pride tank top straight to the campaign, Elizabeth
Warren straight to the campaign, Bernie Sanders straight to the campaign,
Beto Ork straight to the campaign. What about Pete Ah, Well,

(36:33):
he has some shirts that commemorate the fifty anniversary, and
he's donating the proceeds from that merge to organism, as
says on the website, Organizations working to advance the Rights
of transgender people across America. Uh. I'm like, honestly, like,
why all of these candidates If you're gonna do that, right,
you'd imagine the platforms you're running on. You wouldn't want to. Like,

(36:55):
if I was at a town hall, would be like,
how come all your pride merchandises goes to your campaign? Yeah?
Like I get that. You're trying to say, I'm my
campaign is representative of people. You can indicate that, but
fuck put a percentage of that. It's such bad, Like,
aside from being selfish and bad, it is just it's
also bad optics, Like for all these candidates that, especially

(37:18):
really progressive candidates position themselves. Yeah, yeah, I was none
of them fucking ten percent. Yeah, I mean I get that. Look,
you don't want to take a loss on it, so
what figure out what it is? Whatever your cover your cost,
you know, and then whatever and build that into your

(37:39):
price and then everything else just give to just donate
that none of these candidates are poor. I wonder what's
crazy like none of them are, like, I can't eat
the cost because then I can't feed my family. Yeah,
Or why don't you go to Pride events, print up
a bunch for free and just give them all right,
don't charge people for them? Agreed? Or I don't know

(38:00):
if it's that there's maybe some kind of campaign finance
that No, they can't because peace are going to ye
because if if mayor p can do it, then why
wouldn't anyone else? And that dude is not even progressive.
Yeah no, yeah, that's like but he gets it at least,
I mean he gets that much. Yeah, good for you
all though, Uh well, yeah, good job everyone. Yeah, I

(38:23):
guess bud Light and Ikea yeah, bud Light, Yeah, but
for president before it was a sky tick tack snake flag,
snake flags flags, but now it's going to be blight.

(38:43):
Bud Light. I don't know. Bud Light is also a
petty bud Light would cut back on arts because remember
bud Light wasn't bud Light coming out with the corn
and the judge told him to knock that ship off.
They actually just got told in court that they stopped
doing that ship. Fashion would suffer undersides, but everything would

(39:03):
be all over print. Vps would be reinvented by VP.
I kee, yeah, very minimal. And I feel like food
would be a human right, yeah, you know. Anyway, look,
let's not let's not create their platform for them, but
if you can, please vote Bud like snake fla um
okay really quickly. Mexico now, uh Donald Trump said like

(39:28):
on Thursdays, like I'm gonna have a real dramatic announcement.
I'm gonna do something really dramatic having to do with
the Southern Board. I'm gonna announce it. I thought he
was going to be like, We're declaring war on Mexico
or something like that. Uh No, it's just another fucking
trade war because now he's basically hitting every Mexican product
that is crossing the border with a five percent tariff
starting June one on all goods imported from Mexico. And

(39:51):
then it goes on to say that Trump would carry
out this threat quote under authority from the International Emergency
Economic Powers Act, and that he would lift tariffs only
if the legal immigration crisis is alleviated through effective actions
taken by Mexico. First of all, Mexico is not the
reason why this is happening. Take a look at all

(40:11):
the fucking regime change wars that were going on, all
the puppet governments in the United States was installing in
the seventies and eighties that completely destabilize these places. We
have no interest in helping them, only to exploit cheap labor,
and we've created places that are very hard for people
to live in, so they are trying to move to
somewhere for safety. How about we look at it from

(40:33):
that place first. But of course the nuances lost in
history is lost on this president. He's I mean, yeah,
he's just like doubling down to keep his base loyal,
not to mention this is a crisis he completely created. Yeah,
we very much can take people into this country who
are seeking asylum. Uh, he seems to not have a
problem exploiting their labor at his golf clubs. So this

(40:56):
is just a very disingenuous, bullshit distraction. Because Tidbit and
News Maggie Haybraman, the Trump whisper, she was on CNN
saying that basically Trump reacted so erratically to the Mueller
press conference because he didn't read the report and had
only just gone off what Fox News and those William

(41:16):
Barr press conferences where he never read a word. And
then so when he saw Robert Robert Mueller say that
on TV, like I believe that, he was like, what
the fuck? By the way, oh my god, like we
gotta start another trade war? Yeah? Changed, because yeah, this
is everything with him, is just like a changing of

(41:36):
the narrative of something horrible. Yes, and this is exactly
what his supporters like. He's like me, he doesn't have
to do with all his homework. He just waits until
the news reports. He watches Fox News just like I do.
Exactly so fucking wild. And now that's why he's trying
to do this whole thing of like re contextualizing the
crisis he created at the border as somehow being Mexico's

(41:57):
fought so to get the base to be like, yeah, fuck,
let's fucking stick it to Mexico. However, just like with
the Chinese tariffs, we are fucking paying for that, not Mexico.
It's not like again, in his weird, fucking whatever mind
of his, I don't even I can't even. I'm out
of things to call this person human piece of detritus

(42:20):
that he believes that somehow putting tariffs on these goods
means that the Treasury Department is somehow just their bank
accounts are filling up like he's been like, Yo, Mexico,
then will me three billion real quick. He doesn't understand
how government works, and yeah, he doesn't understand about how
business works. This is his second trade war of this year.

(42:41):
I mean, yeah, when many more to come? I'm sure.
The funny thing is Chuck Grassley couldn't even get behind it.
Normally he loves everything he does. And again Chuck Grassley
is only saying things because he won't do anything substantive
about it. But he said trade policy and border security
are separate issues. This is a mischieuse of presidential tariff
for authority encounter. Hi, you've got a lot of different

(43:05):
old man. Yeah, I hang I hang out at a
lot of Denny's. Heard what I heard? One no dentures
one with no youre like and you get good a
little bit? Can I get a spoone that is incredible?
Thank you, thank you, thank you Mr Grasslie for coming,

(43:26):
and thank you, thank you so much. You're so welcome. Um.
So again, this is just more distraction that is throwing
everything into disarray than you know, they're trying to do
trade deals with Mexico and Canada. That shouldn't gonna happen
when you're doing this bullshit. So anyway, Trump, please just
go away? Is that good? Does that make sense if

(43:46):
I just say that is all our problems solved? Solve
systemic racism? Yeah, please just go away? My favorite kind
of Twitter warrior Trump just actually just stop? Can you
just the l can you please just take the train
and get out of heremore? Well, yeah, and we've just

(44:07):
we've really gone to this like full on dystopian now,
like nightmare. We have people self immolating in d C.
You know, barely a splash of like hi, this person
had lost their Yeah, and it's not even a euphemism.
They literally which I mean that is significant and that
people used to be like, oh my god. But again

(44:30):
it's just we'll just chalk it up to another you know.
The last press was literally a Rage against the Machine
album cover from from a famous old picture which my
dad I remember when we first saw that album cover
at a record store. We were like looking through things
and he had never heard of rage and he saw
that was like what was this, Like it's a it's

(44:50):
like the Rage album and he's like, all right, I'm
buying this. I was like whoa. And at the time
I didn't get what was going on. I was like
why and he's like, he's like man. I was like,
you know, it was really against the Vietnam War. And
he's like these always telling me about the history of
like those sort of protests and he's like, man, he's like,
this band is probably onto something, might be a Rage

(45:10):
against the Machine. One of my first concerts was Rage
Against the Machine co headlining with Wou Tang Clan and
Atari Teenage Riot. Was that like Rock the Bells or something. No,
that was just literally Rage against the Machine Tank. This
was right after um uh yeah. The day after it
was wow. Yeah. That was one of the first concerts

(45:33):
I ever went to. My mom took me. What a
cool mom. Huh shout out to my mom. Did your mom?
Where did she hang out? Was she with you? Yeah?
And she was like, yeah, let's rally run the family.
She's like yeah, man, pouring that day, everyone's like covered
in mud. It was so fucking wild and she survived.

(45:53):
How did she? What was the car ride back? Like? Oh,
she just was I mean, it was just perfectly norm
We were just like she just wanted to make sure
I wasn't gonna catch a hold from the rain and
the wind. That was for me. And she's like comes
in like I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is don't hurt him.
Be careful. Yeah, that's actually not that far off. She's

(46:13):
just like, careful everybody, everybody. I'm his mother and I'm
right next to you. I mean. That was one of
the craziest concerts in an amphitheater because they obviously they
were huge at that point. This was like peak Empire
and um and why am i Blak was taking Forever?
The second album, Forever was in nineteen nineties seven or
nine six actually, so that is perfect timing. And then

(46:34):
and also if people listening, I don't know. One of
my favorite bands was The Opener, which was a Tory
teenage riot, which is like this insane digital hardcore band.
So literally for three hours it was just pure fucking bliss. Yeah,
bliss tecks everybody. Back then they didn't say it, but
back then everybody was going off, Yeah, but we have
a time traveler. Alright, we're gonna take a quick break.

(46:57):
We'll be right back. Yeah, and we're back and we
just need to talk about something those very personal to me.
When everyone read this simple just excerpt from an interview

(47:20):
that Kianu Reeves had done with I believe, a Malaysian website,
it had the Internet a flutter and this is just
the name of the article was like, Kianu Reeves is
a lonely guy. Yeah, which, first of all, I'm hooked.
Listen to this line. This is let's listen to this
and imagine Kane saying it. You mean romantic love. You know,

(47:42):
I'm the lonely guy. I don't have anyone in my life,
but if it does occur, I would respect and love
the other person. Hopefully it will happen for me. Wow,
oh my god. Not like the others. I would respect
and look that I'm wet this okay, because well, I

(48:05):
drink a lot of coffee. I came. Everyone gets horny
reading this. Yeah, I'm a horny for it because I
feel like he he sounds like such a sweet man
who deserves love and he's not getting it. And he
there's others. There's been other celebrities who have tried to
pull the quote unquote lonely guy line, but Jake Jillen

(48:27):
Hall has always being it and I'm just like, maybe
you just can't be loved like he's always just like,
I want to stop being creepy in your movies. That's
not Nightcrawler. I love Nightcrawler, but would you fuck Nightcrawler?
J he's a dirty man. But he but like I
mean yeah, and it's like he's playing now a guy
called Mysterio, like come on, come on. But but with

(48:48):
with Keianu, it really like his history backs up the
lonely guy everything. One thing I do have to say
it before we get into this, and I'm sure people
are tearing their heads hair out listening to this, is
that this is actually fake. This comment did not happen.
His spokesperson came out, was like a publicist and was like,
this is piece together. It says quote, um, this interview

(49:11):
did not happen. This was pieced together from several interviews
and the majority of these questions were not asked nor answered.
They're fabricated, right, so which fair, But it doesn't change
anything in my mind because if it fits with the brand,
it fits his brand. And also I believe Kanu deserves

(49:31):
love and he is currently single. He I mean, if
you haven't read Kiana Reeves his full Wikipedia page. I
truly it is. It is a stirring read. He has
had a fascinating life, truly, I will not. I mean
it just like some of it is truly very sad.
He's been through a lot of stuff and uh, and

(49:53):
he has this reputation now and I have some collected
anecdotes of being a very eccentric, friendly kind person. Which
your first anecdote that I only like Keanu Reeves your
anecdote about him when he worked at the bookstore. Yes,
he would call you ahead of time everyone, Mr Reeves.

(50:14):
You would say, hello, this is Mr Reeves, UM on
my way to get my books? And what were his books? Puzzles?
And he would get like one novel as well. Because
he has, like I worked at book Soup on the
Sunset Strip and he's been going there for as long
as I've been alive, lives Like yeah, I think it
must be near where he lives. He's seen a lot

(50:34):
in that area he works. Okay, So I tweeted that
out two weeks ago and people started responding with their
I mean, there's been a lot of people in Los
Angeles who have close encounters of the Kanu kind. Uh.
So here are some of my favorites. User at Levi
Harris said, my stepdad built him a custom motorcycle and

(50:58):
as a thanks, he came over and joyed a home
cooked meal with my parents. Uh so that's one. He's
just like Kana, just weeping at the likes everything. Okay, mysteries.
I just haven't had a home cooked meal. Uh. This
is my favorite one. This is from at Alice Underscore wisdom. Uh.

(51:20):
He came into the arc Light once when I was
working their movie theater, wore his motorcycle helmet inside, took
it off, bought his ticket from me, asked about the soup,
then put the helmet back on, and went to the
snack bar. He was seeing Vicky Christina Barcelona, so he

(51:43):
walked into the theater with daft punk mode. Took it
off because I think maybe he doesn't want people to
bug him, but he was just like one for the
just put it back on. Does he lift a visor?
Does he kind of half take it off? I didn't
have the I didn't have those yes about the soup
at a movie theater. I work at the ticket counter.

(52:04):
You gotta go to the overpriced bar, sir for that
another one. I worked at the hotel in Toronto and
he would sometimes have cupcakes for breakfast. There's a there's
an old story that about an actor. Okay so Keanu
Ree is Uh an actress who was now very famous. Um,
but this was before she was just doing bit parts.

(52:25):
No one knew who she was. Her car something have
with her car. She had to pull over in the
side of the road and like get her car, like
physically pulled over. And this happened in front of some
restaurant in l A and Kia. And who comes up
but Kianu is like help you and he pulled the
car to the side of the road with her and
it was Octavious Spencer. I knew it. Yes, I remember
when I read that story, I was like, holy shit,

(52:47):
this guy is the best. He and then the final
one that okay uh favorite celebrity story is a Kiyanu
Ree story. He was going home with a woman on
his motorcycle. He pulled up in front of a seven oven,
turned to her and said, get whatever you want my
fucking re Oh my god. That is incredible as his

(53:17):
feminist icon qualities to yes, the movie counts. Yeah, he
has been in more like more movies directed by women
than really any major actor. Find Yes, this Smith has zero.
I think Tom Screws has one, and everyone everyone talks
about like action stars during their heyday, and I'm like,
you know, back at that same time, Keano was doing

(53:38):
these and we took him completely for granted. Point Break
great movie. Anybody who says otherwise or thinks it's aged
and completely couldn't agree. Agent man, remember a Point Break
Live ever? Go? I didn't, but one of my friends
actually got picked to because yeah, man, I used to go,
I'm like, please make me John Utah. Yeah, I missed

(54:00):
that by the time, right when it wrapped, I was like, fuck,
I should have gone. Yeah. For people who don't know,
break Point Live, but Point Break Lot was a live
show where people were re enacting the movie basically line
for line um and they always just got a random
person from the audience to play Kiano because like he
can't act. And you can still probably find it on YouTube.
There's a clip of somebody saying the im n FBI

(54:20):
agent and seeing the entire place lose their mind, like
scraping it along, and the cast was so far I
saw that video. The cast was like having fun jumping
a good times, good times to be had there. So
he deserves love. He is a sweet, kind angel. He
has soup at the movies and and he truly I
would like, I would like in the you know, in

(54:41):
the worldwide mythos for Keanu Reeves anecdotes to supplant Bill
Murray because I think I've talked about this on the
show before. I cannot stand Bill Murray anecdotes stay at
the same four ones. It is. Yeah, it's always You're
never going to believe this. We're all very invasive and weird.
And I agree Keanu is just existing in the world

(55:03):
and helping when people need it. Yeah, if Keanu Reeves
is if Kyana Reeves shows up at your apartment party,
it's not because he just busted in the door and
was like, what's up. It's because he was probably sobbing
on the stoop of the building. Someone said, hey, are
you all right? Man? He's like, I'm good man, just
looking for love, and they're like, hey, you want to
come to a party, and he's like sure. So I'm

(55:23):
so glad you said the Bill Murray thing. I always
think about that too. I'm like, none of this sounds
whimsical at all, and he's like eating it up. And
he's also a woman beater, So I just don't stand
him at all. There there look it up ship. Yeah
he's bad. Uh not a fan. Don't like him. I'll
do it. I'll cancel him on the daily, don't No,

(55:45):
I don't cancel him. I just think that Kiana. I mean,
it checks. I understand why people like Bill Murray and
it does, but these ones check all the same boxes.
Is from a nicer and he like gave all his
Matrix money to the crew that he made. Oh no,
he I thought he said in the in an interview
recently where he's like, I wish that wasn't public information.

(56:06):
Wasn't supposed to be public information, but apparently, yeah, he
made like over a hundred million dollars from all three
Matrix because it's combined. And he kept like I think
of it or something, and he's like, what am I
going to do with it? It's not a family. Yeah. Yeah,
he's like, you know what, dude, just forget it. You
keep the money that stands you man, You always sucking
emoing it up around me. He makes EMO look fucking good.

(56:28):
I wonder if the other reason is like he's just
so imo like dude, honestly, like Kien was a good guy,
but like he always makes the conversations about him and
his loneliness and it's kind of a drain. But whatever.
We also, I'll say, hopefully this doesn't bring the conversation
down too much. He you know, his his fiance, I believe,
I don't think they were officially married yet passed away
when she was eight months eight months pregnant with his kid. Yeah.

(56:49):
Well there, oh yeah, that's too sad to say. I'm sorry, guys, Yeah,
I just but also like at this point, if he
wants to live a solitary life, like that's that's a choice,
and I'm fine whatever, you know, Kanu, I want him
to have whatever it is, whatever you want, let us know,
Kyanu Reeves you're listening, tell us what you need, we
will get it for you. In conclusion, Bill Murray is

(57:11):
a domestic abuser who told his wife he was lucky
he didn't kill her. Has already said I think I
saw you type typing in your computer. Yeah what Yeah.
In the in the details of his divorce, there is
a lot of well yeah, and also those Bill Murray
stories that those just operate on the mythos and the celebrity.
It's not about him doing anything necessarily like cool. It's like,

(57:34):
oh my god, how what a kind God for him
to come down to the mortal level. Right else did
what he did, they would just be an intrusive alcoholic
and someone would call the police. Right And when he
when he leaves, he's like, did it again? You know?
Like that you can totally tell that. He's like he's like,
he's like, yeah, I'm still got that cool uncle quality. Yeah.
He wants to make sure he's still that version of

(57:56):
whatever people have, you know what I mean. He's like,
all right, good, the brand is the air for another month,
right U. My heart's with you really quickly. I also
just want to talk about Whitney Houston, um because since
her death in her estate has been very reluctant to
do any kind of business regarding her estate and her

(58:18):
likeness or catalog all of that. UM. But that is
all changing because her former manager and executive of her state,
who was also her sister in law, has announced that
they're doing a deal with Primary Wave Music and they're
a company that specializes in making money off of iconic
music catalogs, and they also like do stuff to like
they want to help rehab her image since the years

(58:41):
leading up to her passing were not the most beneficial
to her legacy. Um, but the latest thing that they're
doing now is making her a hologram. And I don't know.
I mean, look, do what you gotta do, get those checks,
as long as you're doing it the right way. But

(59:01):
the thing that really kind of struck me about this
whole thing is that this is like a whole industry
now that's based off of taking just old catalogs and
making like generating as a much content and business out
of it, like then other things. So isn't that like
a billy holiday or there's like I think of Billy
Holiday in Hollywood. Yeah, it's like a whole It's like

(59:24):
I think even like Mozart, there's even people who like,
we've never seen on video. We're not totally sure what
they look like. Yeah, this is a compositive Mozart performing. Yeah,
enjoy it's the guy from Amadeus Space. Y'all remember him.
I don't really object to holograund. I mean, I've never
been to one. Yeah Weekend too. I think it was

(59:50):
the first year they started doing two weekends and I
went because we were like what, sorry, we gotta go.
And it was funny. I saw a huge fist fight
breakout between Dodgers and Giants fans right in front of me,
and I was like, yeah, uh, well, you know when
when you get like the real like Tupac people who

(01:00:10):
like grew up on that and you start seeing San
Francisco Giants gear And that was already a very rough
time in sports, um anyway, but that hologram was interesting.
It was in no way me being like, that's Tupac
up there, but it's cool to from nine hundred yards
away be like, oh yeah, I see a little light there,
that's Tupac. Cool. Yeah, I don't know. I think it's

(01:00:32):
I'm not opposed to it. Yeah. It wasn't even more
that I brought it up because I'm like, this is appalling.
It was more that this place, this like primary wave thing,
they are all about just taking these huge names that
aren't really making music anymore. So like Smokey Robinson, Deaf Leopard,
Kenny Loggin's see I love that, paul Anka, who I
thought was the dog from Gilmore Girls. I didn't know

(01:00:54):
that was you didn't know because I don't watch the
show enough, and I'll just be like, who the fund is,
paul Anka, because you know her Man ste watched all
the time. He's like, that's the dog and I'm like okay,
and then I said, I'm like, oh, that's a singer anyway.
But they basically have been raising a lot of money
because like asset managers and like state pension funds and
investors are looking into this new business of getting into

(01:01:15):
these catalogs because their whole thing is that like was
streaming it. The value of these songs has like it's
become a very viable investment product because a lot of
people are like just listening to these older songs over
and over and they're like, yo, new new songs is
not where it's at because those songs flame out really
quickly and they don't have the same kind of long

(01:01:35):
term like play life that these things have of like
the Smokies of the world, the Whitneys of the world,
the Royal Orbit. It's so crazy that now at like
a wedding, if someone makes a Spotify playlist, people are
getting royalties from someone's wedding. Oh right, exactly. That's what's happening. Yeah,
that's why they want to do because they're like, oh,
we can make money off the song just playing somewhere

(01:01:56):
at a restaurant or something. I wonder how much that
falls into the conversation of just like reboot culture in
general right now, Like I feel like it's like sort
of the musical version of that of like, well, new
artists and like new ideas aren't as profitable, so let's
like literally bring people back from the dead or bring
people out of retirement with that. I don't I mean,

(01:02:17):
I don't dislike it as much as I dislike, uh,
you know, like Disney reboots because the ones like for
a specific for a specific crowd, but it is I
don't know if I'll have to cook on that. Did
you guys talk about the Disney thing this week? The
Lion King trailer? It is so weird. It's they literally

(01:02:40):
all just look, all the lions look the same. One
just has more hair than another, and like eyes are bigger. Yeah.
I didn't. I only saw the teaser. I didn't want
to do. It's so crazy, how what you're talking about.
I cannot stand Disney doing this where they're like they're like,
you know It's like the things the imagination that we
used to have in these we kind of took that out,
Like what if real lions talk? Yeah, I'm not as
interested in that. My favorite one is Lady in the

(01:03:01):
Tramp is just a jpeg of two dogs and they're
like coming next year, two dogs. You're like, why the
funk would you there? Like we're going to step further
to make it real. There's no dialogue because dogs don't talk,
because dogs be bark barking, and there I don't even
have the energy to be mad about it. I'm like, yeah,
you're gonna make a million billion dollars and the water
wars are in ten years? Who care? Wow, there's true

(01:03:23):
and I wish this is what First Reformed was about,
like the ice caps melting. But also Disney remakes Ethan
Hawk is just the priests, like someone has to do
something something. Oh well, Eli, thank you so much for
joining us to thank you again so much for having
me this episode five The Year of Our Lord Olsburg. Yes, um,
where can people find you? Follow you? Support you at

(01:03:46):
Eli Oldsburg On. All the socials have a podcast called Closure,
The Podcast That Never Ends, which Jamie has been on.
I also have a podcast called pot as a Woman
that Jamie has also been on, and uh those are
those are all? Oh and by the way, shout out
to every buddy from the last time I was on
adding me at Twitter about the sneakers because remember I
had a chuck to Chris. You were looking for Chuck too,

(01:04:07):
and yep and I found him on Goo under retail.
Oh someone put you onto that. Yeah, oh wow, so
got him. Want to thank everybody today I'm wearing Jordan's ones.
Very nice. Thank you, thank you again, so thank you
again for having me. This was so fun. It's always
a good time. What's a tweet you like? Tweet? I

(01:04:29):
like this week? Yes, let me pull it up on
my phone. It is from a very funny person on Twitter,
Na Bridger W. That's Bridger Underscore W And the tweet
he wrote and this is a good one because of
the Kiana conversation is I want the climax of the
next John Wick movie to take place in the lobby
of a Hampton in That's a good one. I loved

(01:04:50):
it so much. Them ships already looked shut up? Hi, Hello, Hello?
Does that mean okay we'll go back to me? What
I just had a brain fart. I was like, I
was like the pause. I was like, oh my god,
there's a podcaster standing here on that. This is what happens,
um Jamie. Yes, first of all, thank you listen. I'm

(01:05:10):
no Jackie. Oh, but I do my best. Well. Some
might say you are, some might say you're even better.
I'm Maryland, some might say you're worse. The opinion spectrum. Wow,
guys in the let me know how you feel so
I can go bury myself a lot. I'm gonna sound

(01:05:31):
off on my comment always on honor to pod with you, Jamie. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,
I love having Jamie on there. You're meaning it's not
like people hey when I'm on. No, You're like, listen,
it's controversial. But I don't no, no, no, I don't know.
It's not controversial at all to me. If I have
my way, we'd have our own show where we talk
about Ikea. Oh wowing. We do a show where we

(01:05:56):
go we go to Ikea and we just have a
conversation over played with meat balls. Yeah, we can always
invite someone over people of Ikea podcast. We have some
free meatballs. Do you want some meatballs? There? Let's talk
everyone we start off, it's everyone gets fifteen dollars to
spend at the food court, and we come back and
we go what you got, what you got? What you got?

(01:06:17):
And subscribe. Subscribe to the Patreon where you guys walk
the ikea track and talk like these people are always
in here with the recording equipment, full sound guy with
a good boom. Yeah. Um. Anyway, where can people find
you and follow you and love you and support you?
You can find me on Twitter at Jamie Loftus Help
or Instagram Jamie christ Superstar and listen to the back telcast. Great. Yeah,

(01:06:42):
is there a tweet that you like? Yes? My friend
Jordan's Siels just tweeted this moment ago. It was her
review of the movie ma uh and her entire review
is why Lust after Luke Evans when Alice and Janny
is right there one star that's at Jordan, jo you

(01:07:05):
r d A y E N very very very good. Miles,
where can we find you? Thank you so much? And
I was hoping why you would ask me that you
can find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Gray.
Now what's the tweet I like? You ask? Yeah? Wait wait,
hold on, what is the tweet that you like. Oh,

(01:07:25):
thank you so much. Allow me to answer. First of all,
shout out to Melissa Jordan at Pigmy Hippie, who just
suddenly just said, fuck now this song is back in
my brain. Santa Santa Santa and Niver Yes, because I
haven't thought of that song in a few months. Well,
that's on you. Christmas and July's coming up. Oh shit,
that's right. Um okay. Another tweet I like from Dan White,

(01:07:48):
who's at is at at Dan White skinned my taint
and shattered my table and trying to slide down a
fancy banister while playing Butler Briggsby at a murder mystery party.
Everyone figure it out. I was the murderer while I
was cleaning my bleeding ass in the bathtub. Dan, come on,

(01:08:08):
you did it again, my friend. I think this person
he's in Chicago, right, yeah, man, he should. If you're
in l a at Dan wet and if you listen,
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(01:08:30):
Radio is the radio radio podcast where you listening to
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where you can find our episodes and good nuts as
well as the songs. Hey, Miles, what is the songs
we rise out on today? On today? Uh? You know

(01:08:55):
what I want to do is actually a song by
this young rapper? Uh why Bean cor Day Uh? And
the track is have Mercy. Uh, pretty good song. Um
and young this young fellow's got bars as they say.
And I like the production. Uh, and you know, I
just hope you all enjoy it. A little background about

(01:09:16):
this dude. Uh he's from Maryland, I believe, Um, yeah,
part of the y Ban crew. So just you know,
check him out. I guess that's it all right, Well,
it's been done again. It's been done again. See Bennigan's
there's gonna be another episode of this show. Yo. You
like Bennigan's Love then belright that the restaurant, Oh man,

(01:09:40):
the money, Crystal Benigan's fuck my whole body up. Yeah,
it's so unhealthy, but right, Yeah, is there is that
gang there? There no more Benegan's. I think there might
be a few, but they're like they're been not in
California as far as i'm there, will used to be
one in Encino I go to all the time. The
first time I had it, though, was in Cool Gables
Sport maybe at the ends, like the Florida. Yeah, my

(01:10:03):
friend's brother used to own a strip club and we
used to go there. The first time I had Benigan's.
We're trying to end the show I was. I was
eighteen years old. We go in to the strip club, um,
and the bouncers there, these two dudes, they always ate
Benigans And one time they're like, hey, we're ordering from
Bennet what Benegan's plus the menu? Friend and him like

(01:10:25):
what do I get? He's like, you want to CHRISTI
I had it. My life was changed. I alternated between
that and the chicken fingers and Friesny, Wow, those are
my Yeah. Those was good for my heart, good for
my soul. Doctors might say otherwise, but I disagree. Doc.
You call him doctors, I call him hater. And on that.
We will see you all tomorrow because it is a
daily show by Sweet Low. Please hammers. Babe, Jesus, please

(01:10:51):
say this. I know I used up my three favors
to say it. Like a week lady, new cop speed
racist copper crypt need because most of all we all
need prey. It coming coming be with. I don't know
where I'm going, but I hope I'm on the right path.
Like to hit you with a light jab, Mike Tyson,
strike back. Your nigga's going out slight side. Well, I'm

(01:11:11):
all about my back new drift I grab. I just
want to get my life back. There's no complaining on
this side. My nigga ship is not tolerated because I'm
Nigga's off like an operation. Now my team wag Moreking
solid day, this sweet presidential that's inauguration because we cooking
crack light Ronald Reagan ship on my should the ball.
I'm not for waiting. Divine timming took a lot of patients.
Now it's time for the take