September 20, 2019 • 72 mins
In episode 478, Jack and Miles are joined by comedy writer and Chorizo Talk podcast co-host Tamara Yajia to discuss Justin Trudeau's blackface photos, the White House whistleblower mystery, inside the border patrol's morale crisis, Pumpkin Spice face mask, the UFO videos being confirmed as real, the Area 51 raid, and more!
FOOTNOTES:
2. The latest on the Trump whistleblower mystery
3. ‘People Actively Hate Us’: Inside the Border Patrol’s Morale Crisis
4. Pumpkin Spice Biocellulose Face Mask
5. The US Navy just confirmed these UFO videos are the real deal
6. A Dutch YouTuber and his friend were arrested and jailed when they tried getting near Area 51
7. WATCH: Kali Uchis - Just A Stranger ft. Steve Lacy
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode five
of Dirt Daily Nightgeist. Yeah, the season finale of our
hundred season. Uh. This is a production of I Heart Radio.
This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's share consciousness and say, officially, off the top,
fuck Coke Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Friday, September twenty,
(00:23):
two thousand nineteen. My name is Jack O'Brien a K.
Jack can't give it to you fuck waiting for you
to get the news on your own. Jack gonna deliver
it to your knock knock, open up your ears. It's
real with the NonStop pop pop and takes hard to steal.
That is courtesy of Crossing Andy in the Morning, and
I'm grilled to be joined as always by my co host,
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Mr Miles Crag Get this nickelback. Every time I do
it takes me back to those days in Tuscan and
knee did even care about my ead. Thank you for
super boer at Johnny Pompeii. I saw some other ones
(01:06):
that shook me to my core, um and you know thematically,
let's just just I don't want to even put handcuffs
on everyone's creativity, just you know, whatever it is these
limp biscuit ones, I'm seeing our fire. There's another one
I'm gonna have to do soon. Just whatever you want,
We're gonna stay in this range. I don't know. I'm
just saying. You know. What I'm saying is there are Radiohead.
(01:28):
Let's do Radiohead. Okay, we can do Radiohead to music. Okay,
Look Radiohead will be prioritized. But there's no promises because
sometimes someone First of all, I'm just gonna say it
off top the person hit me with that as w
V one. You better believe I'm singing this ship out
of that. Just not yet right, so need a little
more vocal warm up. Actually, also from Ross and Andy
in the Morning Now, preemptive credit of a future k
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has never happened. I've never so excited pun looking at
my timeline. Well ship, we are thrilled to be joined
in our third seat by the hilarious and talent to tomorrow. Yehia, hello, hello,
thank you. I'm good. Yeah, we're thrilled to have you.
I'm a big fan of your Twitter. You are, yes,
(02:11):
thank you. Oh we follow each other? Oh really do we?
I don't know. Maybe I follow you, I follow your
hey yeah, and then were okay, what did I say?
And only guests that follow me U And then we
ended up on the same email recently and I was like,
(02:33):
holy shit, it's the person's twittering jokes. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,
thank you to us that all the Argentine soccer fans
out there. Yes, I'm from Argentina. Yeah, fifteen. You moved
up here in your fifteen. I was fifteen, although I
may have been saying that I was fifteen fifteen years ago.
(02:55):
So it's like I lost count. I was you. I
lost count of how many years? At one point I
just kept saying, but it's been like ten years. I
moved here when I was like twelve to fifteen. It
was middle school. Okay, look, we don't have to use details,
you know what I mean, because you might be into
some spycraft or something. We don't even know if that's
your name. You know my name is spycraft. Okay, spycraft
(03:20):
to the show. Um, and how was that transition for you? Um?
A nightmare? Yeah? It was. I started my period the
day after I moved to a big changes. Yeah. I
had no friends, I was, I had sits, I had
my parents were poor, and I was the immigrant that
(03:41):
started her period. The immigrant became an American woman on
day one. That's one of my favorite children's books. Actually,
that started her period. I'm writing it down. I'm actually
writing a book right now, and I seriously will consider.
All Right, we're gonna get to know you a little
(04:02):
bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our
listeners a few of the things we're talking about today, Uh,
such as Justin Trudeau who can't stop doing black face,
could or couldn't. He had a he had a problem
at a certain point in his life where he could
not stop himself from doing black face, brown face, whatever
(04:23):
he liked. He liked doing that, he thought it was big.
Harry Belafonte. Uh, we're gonna talk about this Trump whistleblower story.
What we know, what we're waiting to find out at
this moment, which is yesterday for those listening. Uh. We're
gonna talk about border patrol agents who are feeling sad
(04:43):
and down in the dumps. We're gonna talk about Instagram
and actually doing something I don't know, kind of good
for people. Maybe all right, Trader Joe's are doing the
opposite and releasing a pumpkin spice latte face. Ask, we're
gonna talk about the navy. They have basically done a
(05:03):
villain monologue and admitted those UFO videos are real, but
you were never supposed to see them, which is a
weird thing to drop in be like, but you never
they never should have gotten. Now we're gonna talk about
the area fifty one raid, all sorts of ship today.
But first, Tam, what is something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are? Um, I'll tell you
(05:26):
the last thing I searched, which is revealing, Uh, what
is and what is it? Yeah? I want to know
the answer to that. It's not as a soup in
my mind, that's the that's that's the extent of what
I know worst to be. Yeah, it's a beat soup
and sour cream, right, and you have like a dollop
(05:48):
of creme in there something. I don't remember that part,
but I think you're right by the picture because I
remember being like, it's not red enough to look like beats,
and it's delicious. It would never had it What sparked
the borsched inquiry. I was writing like a parody Russian
language tutorial, and I needed the host to be holding
(06:11):
something Russian, so she's holding up bors and a borshed
and russ. I thought it was just a nickname for abortions,
just flippant another bush bobo. The borscht belt is was
(06:32):
the thing, right, That's where I have most often heard that.
I feel like it would be cool if there was
a bootleg Porsche that was called that would be like
a Simpsons joke because like there was that one car
that Homer is buying where it's like, oh, the country
that this is from doesn't exist anymore, but in age
(06:54):
trying to shift, this is the borst four eleven. Are
there cars in the world, Yeah, I know in China
there are cars that that are straight ripoffs of like
other cars in the US that aren't like widely made,
but completely just taking the design like intellectual property stuff,
and like here here's the thing that looks like I'm
staying or Mercedes, Oh my god, the Lord Locust or
(07:17):
some ship that would actually just be a great like
Instagram account of just like cars in like other countries,
because yeah, some of the cars in like the former
Soviet Union, like I feel like I've seen pictures of
them that are like made on a farm somewhere with
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like loose parts from like other machinery, and here's a
Lincoln's navigation. It's like, have you been in a cardiac escapade?
Wrappers driving? What is something you think is overrated? I
(07:59):
did some last weekend. It was a miserable time, first time,
long time, first time, long time, first time, long time.
I hadn't done it in a while actually, and I
just realized when I did it, the only thing I
like about it is finding it. You know, you're like,
oh sick, come, oh no, how did it get here?
(08:20):
How much blood was spilled on its way to my brain?
I'm just going to start collecting cocaine. Collect Yeah, like
somebody soda bottles and ships. This is some eighties cocaine
from Miami. Oh wow, is it? Do you do it? No? No, no,
you'll be up all night. You'll be up all night.
(08:43):
I don't even drink caffeine, like I never. If I
have to, If I have to write a show bible
for someone sitcom they thought up of on the spot again,
it's not gonna work. Uh shit, depressing. Yeah. I I
also wasn't a fan when I did it. It just
seemed like extra strong caffeine to me, whereas other stimulants
(09:06):
have I've enjoyed more. Just trip, man, it's how about
the trips, dude? You know what I mean? Trip? No,
not the drip that would number your throat and then
you're gagging in front of a group of people when
you so, you're like hallucinogeny. I like to go. I
prefer to expand the outer reaches of my mind. Yes,
at least I found the most growth out of those.
(09:26):
Versus again, you do like suppers and you are talking
about literally a bar that you want, a sports bar
you want to make I keep saying this example a lot,
because legitimately I thought of a bar with my friends
because we didn't like bars in l a that you
had to use like a password to get into. But
it's based on trivia that would be shared common ground
with the people at the bar. You already sound like
(09:48):
you're on coch but exactly. But the amount of thought,
it's like you can't describe it without doing a run
on sentences. Yeah, no way, no way, yeah, versus like
being like, you know, digging mushrooms and being like I
should respect my mom more. Yeah you know, yeah, I
think that's more of a vibe, more growth. The number
(10:09):
one like insight I've had on mushrooms is like people,
I should be nicer too, And then I was nicer
to like after. I think that's why we're seeing that
whole wave of you know, psychedelics as a form of treatment,
and you know they're slowly letting the break off of that.
But yeah, yeah, the last time I took shrooms, I
took too much. And I did it with a couple
that was getting a divorce. That sounds like a Was
(10:33):
that a psychological experiment? I've never felt more terrible. And
we were camping, we couldn't get the fire lit, and
they were just they wanted to have a therapy session.
They asked me facilitate this. Can you just create the
space for us to do this right now? And at
first I said yes because I was like, oh sure,
(10:54):
I love therapy. I love to talk. And then it
was like suddenly I was like a cadaver, like see
like dead veins. That's an actual disorder some people have,
like mentally, is that they start to believe that they're dead,
and it's like very like persistent. They'll like believe they're
dead and rotting for like years, yet they're in the
(11:18):
state and in the state. Yeah, but they for like
their brain keeps telling them they're dead. It's very I
wish I knew the name, but I just retained random
snippets of information. I love that I felt like I
was dead for like a few minutes when I was hungover,
right for I just like you know you saying that
you taking too many strooms and then being around a
(11:38):
couple who was in the middle of a divorce reminds
me of my friend in high school. The first time
he did like he did acid. But one day he
did a lot of acid and uh, he was probably
shouldn't have gone home, but he had to get home
to do something. And when he got home, his mom
had his progress report where he had all d s
(11:59):
and fs and he came in fucking frying. He was
like fuck, and she just goes, Hi, your progress reports
here that you did hiding from me, and we need
to talk. And he just passed out the hospital, overwhelmed
because it was just too It was literally like a
nightmare scenario. You're like on acid and the thing you
(12:21):
would probably not want is a confrontation in high school
being like you've been lying about your grades. That was
actually nice of his brain to just like shut He
just basically went to like just nonverbal and was like,
what's going on? Right? What did you do? So many
times when I've been like too high and I wish
I could just like pass out, Like you can't know,
you're just like everybody hates me. Yeah, yeah, exactly was
(12:44):
that you? And then you're like, I'm dead right, I'm riding.
I'm riding inside. Well, no, because I had to make
sure that I was doing the right thing with my
hands the whole time so that nobody noticed how high
it was. Yeah, I mean look in my hands, dude,
I'm having a great time. We're having fun nails down
(13:06):
to the I feel funked up right now. What is
something you think is underrated days? Yeah? We have them
in Argentina. Everyone has them everyone, and you can you
can wash your butt after you take a dump, or
you can wash your pussy or your balls or your penis.
(13:28):
Men wash their penises. I like to hose my entire
penis and testicles off after your name every time it's
but I actually can't do it in our bathroom because
we don't have a hose. I go around to the alley.
There's a hose just use But no, I don't. I've
to be real. No, not after your peeping, but I'm
(13:50):
when i'm bathing. Yes, much attention is paid to the
general area, right you. Oh right, that's the stupidest question.
I do love a bid day because being half Japanese
in Japan to like a lot of the toilets have
the built into bidet and my goodness, the clean the
level of cleanliness. At first, I was like, I think
it's half giving me an animal. Right. It's like we
gotta get the angles right, yeah, picture angles and then
(14:12):
you're very clean. Yeah, it's well, women masturbate on those
two makes sense if you have the ones shooting straight
up straight up. But we're just walking around with skid
marks on our asses. And yeah, the big thing too
for men, wax your asshole. Shout out to my friend's
wife who is an a waxing person, and he had
(14:34):
his asshole wax and he was like, yo, she wax
my asshole. And I was like, what's good. He was like,
my asshole has never been cleaner. And it was like
the first thing he said, it's like you got oh no, man,
it's different because men's I mean, if you's a rats nest. Sorry,
sorry listeners, it's a rats it's a rats nest. Yeah.
I mean I've told I've washed. This is gross. But
I washed my husband's butt hole the other day. Is
(14:58):
he okay healthys? Oh yeah, we just were taking a
shower together and were but I told him you should
get a wax. It doesn't hurt right, my friend, but
he said it was fine. Yeah, the vagina hurts a lot.
It's like daggers, but the but I don't know why
(15:21):
the skin is thicker. Let mean, whatever, whatever we gotta
do to take down this thicket. Serious. I have thought
often ever since you brought that up for the first time,
I'm like, yeah, I still place. I now started noticing
waxing place. I think I should just be like, like
my partner, her majesty, please come in here really quick.
(15:42):
I need your help. Oh man, just rip it off
like a band aid. Yeah, you're probably at home as whole.
Waxing probably not a good idea. I have a professional
to do it because I feel like that. Yeah, and
even I don't. I bet even if you are a
seasoned waxer, you're probably I would never do that to myself. No,
don't do it. I know I've horror stories people self
to oh ses the skin tears, ripping tran Sorry, everyone's like,
(16:12):
you know, it's good that people know up top. What
the you know what our vibe is right now? Right?
And we're not afraid. Nothing is off topic? Right? No? Great?
What is a myth? What's something people think is true?
You know to be false? I mean this kind of
ties back to the last story. But I think that
farting around your significant other doesn't kill the mood. Not
(16:33):
that we're going to do it while we're having sex,
but I think it's very tender, and it just makes
me love him more. It's intimate. His farts make you
love him more. Yeah, and I and the other day. Well,
if they're super stinky, no, but they're just like sound
farts like those are so cute, right, sound farts can
be funny. Oh, they're great. Yeah, I love I mean,
(16:55):
it's it's God's gift to us as humans. I think
your husband has good smelling farts. Though he does, he's not.
He eats like shit, but he's never had a cavity
in his life or like any illness, never had a
cavity that does that Biden smile and like, I you know,
(17:16):
I've lived with my wife for many years now, and
she has cavities, and she does a better job of
like taking care of her teeth just purely luck of
the genetic draw that sucks. My teeth are a disaster
and I take such good care of them. I mean
they don't. They don't look okay, But I'm at your teeth,
(17:37):
You're like very healthy. They look great. But the front
three all back here, they're all rot to nightmares. They're
all soft. Yeah, if you have to have a really
soft teeth, they're like gushers but not teeth. Just the
idea of like a soft shell crab is the consistency
(17:59):
of her bowlers. Like, isn't that a nightmare people have? Yeah? Yeah,
I've had the Yeah, I've had the soft teeth where
they're like meally kind of like in your mouth. My
dreams always I my hair grew back. Yeah yeah. But
then I'm like, yo, I'm like, I don't know How'm
(18:20):
gonna tell everybody. I'm like, Yo, this am I gonna
tell everybody that I'm not gonna be friends with them anymore?
Because I was sure not got my hair back to
have some new friends. What's up, Jerry Ferraro from Entourage?
You want to hang? That would be my Miles, a
(18:40):
new head of hair confidence. What did your hair look like?
Were they like goldilocks? No? It was always like it
was always it was weird. I would have the hair
of like a soccer player that I liked because I'm
have black so it ship was like wavy. I would
never have straight, like your row hair. I would love
to see a photoshop of Miles with just flowing blonde. Okay, look,
if someone wants to do a legit photoshop, put Marco
(19:02):
Royce's Marco Royce who plays for Dortmund. Put Marco Royce's
blonde hair on me. Hell yeah, but colored black soil
look more realistic because I don't want to look like
some you know SoundCloud rapper. All right, well sort of
on that topic, let's talk about Justin Trudeau, who who
(19:23):
can't stop wanting to see himself in black face and
brown face. And uh he got hit three times, three
times in twelve hours. It was twelve hours. Boom, Yeah,
I thought it was before that he had had them
them spread out? What do you mean that? People? Right?
But this was three times happened in the span of
(19:45):
twelve hours. Just three images emerged within twelve hours. He's like,
did it three separate? He's like, hey, hello, do hold on,
I'm gonna do my mammy bit. Next up at the
Cross Chamber of Commerce. Its just three separate occasions from
his past. But it all just came out all at once.
So I mean, I'm I'm assuming these aren't the only
(20:07):
three examples. I mean, look when you look, when you
consider the dedication to these outfits. He he he didn't
half asked with the black face. So first there was
a yearbook photo. Again these yearbook photos coming back on these, Uh,
I keep telling these kids don't pose in the yearbooks
(20:27):
liberal politicians. Yeah, it's an Arabian Nights themed event. And
he is uh in brown face with like a turban
and getting like kind of handsy with the woman who's
posing with like has his hands her net around her
neck with um. But uh, there's two pictures from that
(20:48):
one with some women. He was a teacher at a
private school. This is like, what did they say, like
eighteen years ago? Yeah, I mean, so it's not like
it's not like it was like it's everything like these
Republicans who are like, hey, man, it was it was
the eighties. Man, Michael Jackson was big. It's like fam yeah, no,
he's still doing it. In one and there's pictures of
(21:14):
him with like other I think teachers that look like
there of you know, Middle Eastern descent, and they are like,
I can't imagine they think it's as funny and cool
as he does. Probably not. Yeah. Then there's a picture
of him doing do in black face in high school. Uh,
(21:35):
and then that is terrifying. Yeah. And then there's a
third image where this is a video and it's very grainy, undated,
they don't know when it's from, but he is in
black everything, like his arms, yeah, all black everything, his
arms and legs. It looks to be honest and Christopher
(21:57):
Lily character. Yeah, it's the photo. I I was like,
is this crucifer just a lot of dedication? Yeah, I
don't you know. I know that there is an election
in about five weeks um, so that is going to
be interesting. I know there's a lot of people who
want him to resign. The one positive I'll give Justin
Trudeau is when they asked him if this was racist,
(22:17):
he was like he is racist, thank god, But I
didn't know. I didn't know at the time, but it
is racist. So yeah, well look, I don't know. It's
it's part of me to be like, yeah, man, do
fucking figure. Just get somebody else in there. But I
don't know. I don't know the politics of Canada, and
I know progressives do not really love him that much
(22:40):
because he's he talks a good game and doesn't quite
back it up, and his record with indigenous people isn't
the isn't the best. So but I know, I mean,
I know the conservative candidate probably not much better. Come on,
don't come on, man, he's trying to bounce the budget.
But yeah, I think that's where I'm trying to know
(23:00):
what Canadians think. Do they feel that he's like in
terms of a leader, he's stable enough that you can
kind of forgive this. I don't know where you go
from here, because he's gonna have to do a lot
more than be like, yeah, that was racist, all right,
let's keep vote Trudeau. I mean, there's so many great
people in the world. I sound like Trump now, but like,
why is why are we having to deal with that?
(23:21):
Why is that the best option? I mean, you know whatever.
That was the stupidest thing I've ever said. But no,
that's a good point though, I mean it is it
seems strange to me there's so many white people who
have never and would never do black face, but like
all these white concern or white liberal politicians keep getting
(23:42):
called out for doing black faces. And it was also
just smacks of the kind of like this show is
the kind of person he is, Like, you know, his
father was the former prime minister. Uh and so he
you know, you're around powerful white people and you don't
you probably don't have a like I don't know what's offensive.
I mean run right. Yeah. So and then that that's
(24:05):
where I see. That's probably why a lot of his
progressive things that he talks about falls short, because I
don't think he's really he's built for that ship, because
he's sort of like, well, you know, I know, how
to rule. His center of gravity is still you know,
a bunch of rich people that he grew up with,
right people. I don't know if Trump is the one
who dug this up, you know what I mean, because
we see how his wife and daughter look at Trudeau
(24:26):
every time they're near. I would I would look out
justin to see if maybe Donald Trump has his fingers
on this, but or probably the people. It is a
story that someone needs to write, is finding out whether
Trudeau can still get it, like in from Ivanka and
Milannia Mia Mia. Definitely Ivanka loves it, but she can't
tell anybody she loves it, right, you know they had
(24:48):
a threesome with him. Somebody told me wow, allegedly wink wink,
that would be changing out the part where she said, up,
that's crazy. Trump doesn't have sex with her anymore? Right,
what well, what are we defining as sex any touching?
I don't know, There is no no. I don't want
(25:08):
to know. I don't need to know because I have
enough real life horror in front of me. Yeah, it's true.
There is a story from the I think it's the
nineties where he took a woman out to dinner and
like created her around and then brought her back to
his house and I think it was a sex worker,
and then he paid her and just went upstairs and
(25:31):
watched TV. Right like he like he's just like a
robe is like yeah, yeah, just paying people like you
tell them I was the best six year and that's
a great That I'm pretty sure there's a presidential lawyer. No,
Tyris Raymond, cop former hit king, Yeah, who was up
(25:52):
ended by Pete Rose. It's fine, hits career, hits Pete Rose,
but just introduced should resign? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, what
is the just resign? Does he have somebody waiting in
the wings? Right? I don't know? See, and this is
where our our dailies I used the scope of interest
(26:12):
or knowledge falls short. No, this is a look into
America's shared consciousness. Americans don't know shit about. Yeah. And
also if it's like America, American's not gonna do about
black face either, right, so probably he's gonna get a pass. Yeah,
but I don't know. I guess that's the thing. I
have not followed their election at all. It's i'd imagine
(26:33):
he is the candidate who would have to run, or
they could put somebody more progressive up that would have
a chance to win. We'll get maybe, we'll get jam
or Canadian writer. Yes, catch us up on all this
ship and we'll report back because I know, Look, I
know there's Canadians that gang out there. You're screaming at
your iPod right now or whatever you're I mean you're
beats by dre headphones. One of our Canadian listeners tweeted,
(26:55):
I mean it was just like this is fucked, We're fucked. Yeah,
So I mean, could you imagine, you know, like if
fucking five weeks before the election, like Bernie Sanders in
black face pictures came out not good? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yikes for sure. And I guess that's the problem. Though.
(27:15):
We're an American, so we're so desensitized as so many
awful things. I'm like, yeah, I mean, I know that's bad.
Is bad, though, I mean, I know it's bad everybody else.
I mean, Biden is actually probably the more realistic like
comparison to have a picture and also the more realistic
person to have a picture like. And Biden is also
(27:36):
out loud saying real dumb ship though too, but ran
his chain knife fights and you know, putting the record
player on for babies as a form of remedying slavery. Yes,
I just I was watching a video from elementary school.
It was a talent show in Argentina, and a girl
from first grade did a black face dance. But I
(27:57):
think that's it was, yeah, but you know, I I
mean that's her parents that's on her parents. I remember,
I remember her mom doing like putting it on her.
The thing is, Argentina's a super racist country. I mean yeah,
it did a very good job of getting rid of
all the indigenous people. So like that's why everyone looks
very European. Um. That's the thing. It's it's it's weird
(28:17):
because America people get it because that legacy of slavery
just built into this country. Some people acknowledge that. I don't,
but you know, in other places that's why, Like in Japan,
I see it because they don't have there's no history
of African enslavement. There's just like that, there's this more
island nation mentality where it's like we're mothering these people.
And then Australia happened. I remember that video clip where
(28:38):
Harry Connick Jr. Is doing a talent show and these
dudes do a black face Jackson five thing and he
was like he was like a judge and he was like,
I gotta tell y'all, man, I don't if I knew
that was going to happen, I would not have agreed
to be beyond here. And he's like he's like where
I'm from, Like Louisia, Like, we this has a whole
different vibe and so you know this is all wrong. Yeah,
(28:59):
and then like the host is so apologetic, but you
see the blind spots where they happen. But at the
same time, that's where people gotta start waking up and
be like, yeah, yeah, we don't see there's a whole, dark,
fucking past attached the shop. Yeah, alright, we're gonna take
a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back.
(29:25):
And so there's a story of brewing in Washington. So
what I'm gonna describe what we know, I think and
you can confirm it, Miles. I think I'll confirm it
the intelligence community. So it's a whistleblower event. Someone in
intelligence called out something like Trump had a phone call
(29:49):
with a foreign leader where he promised that foreign leader
something that this whistle blower thought was disturbing and urgent,
requiring the attention of Congress. We don't know who they were,
we know that the next person in the chain of
command if there is a whistleblower within the executive branch
(30:12):
who wants to blow whistle that, like Congress, here's is
the Inspector General, the I C. I G the Intelligence
community Inspector General. Okay, so the way you know, like
in the White House, there are people who work for
different intelligence agencies that work within the White House, but
they are not necessarily employed by the White House. They're
just they that's their office they work out of because
(30:33):
that information needs to get to the cabinet very quickly
or whatever. Then you have people who might be listening
and on conversations, as Trump talks about as I get
people always listening and they're transcribing stuff. And then sometimes
those notes are circulated, so it could have been something
from some something someone saw, someone overheard. We don't know
quite what happened, but what we do know is that
(30:54):
it's clearly an intelligence person because they went to their
i G to do the whistle got it thing? I
don't care, you know, like nothing happens, right, So this
is so prepared to get even more frustrated. So the
Inspector General UM then has to look at this filed
whistle blowing complaint and in general is appointed by Trump,
(31:17):
so it is a Trump appointee. Don't quote me on
this because I'm trying to think if the i G
is actually not a political and pointee but it could be. Um,
so what the Inspector General then does has to verify
and look into what this complaint is. And then from there,
the Inspector General then had decided that yes, this was
a credible complaint and it was also deemed urgent. So
(31:39):
then what's supposed to happen is then uh, the Inspector
General would then go to the Director of National Intelligence,
the d n I. Uh, that person is the d
and I McGuire who took over for Dan Coates. And
so this d n I just went to the Department
of Justice rather than going to Once that whistle blower
(32:02):
complaint is given to the d n I, they have
seven days to tell Congress because the Inspector General said, yeah,
this is worth looking into, and they say, Hi, we
have a problem here. This motherfucker says, I'm gonna go
to Bill Ball at the Department of Justice and be like,
what do we do? The answer is yeah, So now
we're at a point where we are trying to decide
(32:24):
what this information is, what exactly happened, because I think
for some people it could be For one, when they
look at the time period in which this complaint was filed,
it's very possible it has to do with a phone
called dealing with Vladimir Putin, who was one of the
leader who is on the record having a phone call
with the president. They've narrowed it down to like five
different point leaders and it could be right, and it
could be other people who might not have been on
(32:46):
the record because the president takes a lot of phone calls.
But they it probably has something to do with that,
because these intelligence people wouldn't be finding a complaint unless
they said I just saw something that is actually could
mean really bad things for the intelligence community or national
security or the way in which we collect intelligence. So
it's not like some I think Trump fucking sucks dude
blowing the whistle like too short. No, you're fucking you.
(33:08):
You saw some ship that you really felt I need
to stand up and be counted and do something. Um
So what they a couple of journalists again, and they're
very clear, we don't know what the connections are, we
don't know who we spoke with. But there is a
sort of an interesting chronology that happens in July. Trump
is that's when he announced that Dan Coates, who was
the former d n I, was gonna leave on August fifteen.
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Then July thirty one, Trump had a phone call with
Vladimir Putin, and the White House only acknowledged the phone
call until the Kremlin, which they did. They're like, oh,
you know, yeah, Putin and Trump had a phone call,
and the like yeah, They're like, oh you know what
I did. Oh yeah, that's that's true, Okay. Then August eighth,
Trump announces that Sue Gordon, who was Dan Coates is
(33:51):
deputy who would have, in normal situations taken over as
d n I, that she would be resigning and leaving
her job as well. On the twelve, three days before
Coach is supposed to leave, is when the whistle blower
files the complaint with the Inspector General of the Intelligence Community.
Then the fifteenth, Dan Coates leaves, and then August Trump
(34:12):
calls for Russia to be allowed to join the G
seven ship. And then on August the Inspector General submits
the whistle blower complaint to the d n I, that
acting DNA McGuire, and that's when he goes to Bill Barr.
Then September nine, because nothing happened, uh, the Inspector General
informed Congress. He's like, just so you know there's a
(34:33):
whistle blower complaint, but that I believe met the legal
threshold of urgent concern. But I'm not gonna tell you
what it is, but just so you know, that's what's
that's what's happening. And then on September ten, Adam Schiff
asked for the complaint and then he was like the
d n I was like, no, I'm not gonna do it.
And now we're at this weird crossroads. I know, the
Inspector General I think was speaking with the House Intelligence
(34:54):
Committee recently. I don't know what came of that, but
it's very dark. And the d n I is going
to McGuire is going to testify in front of the
House Intelligence Committee next week, right, I think. So these
things just keep happening, and it's always the same. It's
like everything fits like puzzle pieces. It's so obvious, and
then someone testifies and then a week later people forget. Yeah,
(35:17):
it's weird because in our system of checks and balances,
some of these checks ain't working and there is no
balance either. So like just like with Korey Lewandowski going
in front of the committee to talk about his you know,
his interactions with the president or whatever. He was up
there claiming executive privilege when it doesn't apply to and
it's the equivalent of us going up there and be like,
(35:38):
I'm sorry, Jerry Dabbler, i can't testify to the contest
of because of sight gang privilege. Yeah, I'm extracting. They're like,
what the funk is that? And because they don't have
the power to be like, I'm a Thorias in jail
right now, and there's all these processes, it's hard to
compel people to be honest unless they're straight up, like
in a courtroom setting, which is why Korin Lewandowski was like,
I have no obligation to be honest with the media,
(36:01):
so I lie on TV and yes when i'm if
I'm facing perjury or something or making false statements, then
I'll tell the truth. Maybe, But then again I was
didn't he say something like for the Mueller Report? And
then he said the opposite. Yeah, So even if they
are testifying under well, I don't know if well he
was caught basically one of the people who was questioning
(36:22):
him during that hearing was an attorney who basically juxtaposed
his public statements on TV with what is in the
Mother Report and he said, so, well, based on this
what you said on TV, were you lying to Mueller
or were you lying to TV? And he's like, I
did not lie to Robert Mullins was like, so then
you were lying on National TV and your public statements
and he was like, well, he was like well yeah.
He was like, I I gave the wrong information, but
(36:45):
everyone in the news does. Yeah, And he was like,
why should I be honest with them? They're not honest
with the people, right. It was just like, okay, well,
then that's it, right, And then CNN was like, hey,
come over right after you said that out loud, and
we'll let you also spin the story even more well.
One of the most trustworthy news sources. Trump's Twitter feed
during this he came out and said, come on me,
(37:08):
I'd never be stupid enough to say something on the
record that could get me in trouble. That's ridiculous, essentially,
which is the thing that he's most known for is
saying the quiet part out loud. Trump. Yeah, Trump just constantly.
I mean, he told Lester Holt that he fired Comy
because of the Russian that's right, and then even told
(37:29):
I think it was who is it not? Andrew Mitchell
leslie Stall when he was like, I lie, because he's like, yeah,
I lie. He's like, because then you guys, it makes
you guys all fucking wild and I can just keep
moving because it causes so much chaos. There is a
UM clip though, of like which is a perfect example
of Trump just spilling his guts when he was at
(37:50):
the border wall talking about his new wall, although again
must be clear there's no new wall, they're just repairing
shit UM where he was saying, like, you know, we're
gonna have all kinds of new technology in this. It's
gonna be very difficult to cross. There's gonna be sensors
that people are gonna be watching, and he gestures to
accustoms and Border patrol official next to him. He goes,
did you want to talk about that? And he goes,
(38:10):
I don't think we should actually be discussing this, and
then Trump was like, oh, He's like, okay, I like that.
But it was I was actually impressed that someone was
like had realized what the chain of command was at least, like,
I'm told not to talk about any of this ship
because they're like, we don't need to give away the
security measures in defense if we're really trying to keep
people out were like smuggling drugs or whatever, not people
(38:32):
who are fleeing violence. But you know, he's he's very
The thing about him is he's like one of those
dudes who loves to brag about some info. They have
some hot gossip. And that's how he treats like intelligence,
which has people's lives at stake. And when you read
about the dude who had to get extracted from Montenegro
for like getting really close to Putin and him just
(38:54):
casually shooting off at the mouth about ship, it's like
he doesn't realize what how this ship works. It's not
like you know, it's it's a it's fun and games
collecting all this intelligence. Guys, Trump sucks. Oh whoa Well, listeners,
hold on that is that those are the sentiments of
our guests, right uh. And you know us we say
funk Trump, Yeah, oh yeah, okay Trump. Uh, let's talk
(39:18):
about border patrol agents because they feel like they're getting
a bad rap. Yeah, they're just down in the dumps.
They're down in the dumps. And the New York Times
did a story they interviewed twenty five current informer customs
of border patrol agents. It's a very New York Times
kind of piece where like they're giving humanity to people
who are being inhumane. Um. Because on one hand, the
(39:39):
thing that did make me sort of like think twice
was like, you know, when you think about, like, why
are people you know, why would even someone who is
Hispanic or something like join up with the border patrol
considering what's going on, And a lot of it has
to do with the fact that you could have just
a high school degree and you can enter the middle
class pretty quickly the border patrol job. And that's the thing.
It's like, you can get make fifty five grand or
(40:00):
something without without a college degree, and then if you're
really good, within four years you could be doubling your salary.
So that's like a very and I get it. We
people have bills. And then that's where it starts getting
dark though, because you're starting to see people. I think
there are people who probably do feel bad but are
probably financially against Their backs are against the wall. So
(40:21):
it's kind of tough to be like, how the funk
am I going to pivot careers right now? I only
know do one thing I have bills like sorry, I'm
having to like nurse children and ship or like ignore
the screams of children. But then they're also very much
a contingent that's very significant within this agency that are
full on Trump supporters, and they're like, we're doing We're
doing the Lord's work. That's what I sat next to
an ICE agent who was like a civilian. She wasn't
(40:44):
like working, but I sat next to her on the
plane and we got to talking and we were like
having a glass of wine together, and she told me
and I was like, oh my god. And I looked
at her and she was like, I had like tattoos
of like Mandela's and like she was a snicker gem.
It's doing meditation, reading about meditation. And she was like, listen,
I've been doing this for twenty years. Um, I'm not proud,
(41:09):
but this is how I earned my living and I
kind of can't pivot right now. And um, she said,
the only thing that makes me different from the rest
of them. I mean I wanted to punch her the
entire time, to be honest with you, but um, she
was like, my coworkers are assholes to the people they deported.
She was like, I'm really nice to them, look like bitch.
(41:31):
The effect is still the same. If you're telling somebody, hey,
we're about to deport you and split up your family
and pull you the funk up out of your house.
I don't care if you're smiling, because if you're not saying, hey,
you know what I'm gonna let's keep this as you
do your thing, that's not what's happening, right But I
guess that's that's the kind of rationalization these people have
to make to sort of sit with it. And the
thing that they say is right now, the overall picture
(41:54):
right now the agency is that it's just in a
political and operational disaster, like yeah, it's all fucking chaos.
That people have been overwhelmed since the beginning of the year,
and a lot of agents, they say quote, have grown defensive, insular,
and bitter. The president of the agents union said he
had received death threats. An agent in South Texas said
some colleagues he knew were looking for other federal law
(42:16):
enforcement jobs. Um One agent in El Paso told a
retired agent he was so disgusted by scandals in which
the Border Patrol has been accused of neglecting, industreating migrants
that he wanted the motto emblazoned on its green and
white vehicles on her first scratched off. But you know,
it's I know it's easy for people like to get
a new job. I know how difficult is to get
(42:37):
another job. But I yeah, like based on my political
beliefs like change, just quit my job and that that's
gotta be fucking tough. Yeah, but but doing something like
making making like people around you at work uncomfortable by
pointing out, like that ship is wrong and you know
(42:57):
that you don't need to quit, but you can, Like
I'm sure the New York Times would love to hear
from people who are border patrol agents were like this
ship is fucking terrible, which is it looks that's the right.
I still work there, and here's like how this is
fucking everything up and I support anything but this administration
(43:18):
because they're treating human beings like you know shit. Yeah.
And the other thing too that was in it was
just very interesting. A lot of the people were claiming that,
you know, that Facebook group that had all the heinous
ship in it was you know, it's a small minority
within the group saying I don't think so. Um, and
(43:38):
but again, most of the people are saying it's terrible,
it's difficult. People hate us. I didn't realize how much
people hate us. It's difficult. My wife goes to work,
she gets told a bunch of ship. My kids go
to school, they get told a bunch of ships. I
come home, my parents, my children, and wife tell me
all the ship people were telling them on top of
the ship. I'm being being screamed at me. And the
only piece I have is when my eyes are close
(44:00):
and I'm unconscious and so like, that's bleak. And then
that's where I'm like, is how do we Is there
a way to humanly be able to offer people an alternative?
Because I understand at the end of the day, this
is sort of the cycle wherein you become dependent on
your paycheck to live and you have other bills and
if you are not serving whatever your larger master is,
than you might as well wither away and die. Like yeah,
(44:21):
I mean this is completely different. But my parents, um,
drive food trucks and they've been doing that since we
moved to the US because we just they got to work,
you know, and we came with no money. And now
they're in their mid sixties, and this is like a
physical job. They're like lifting like boxes and driving starting
(44:42):
like four am, and they can't quit or they can't pivot. Yeah,
because again yeah, and also when you think about what
the wages are, it's not enough to do that. It's
not enough to be able to retire. It's only enough too.
It's basically like breathing for a second, you stop your fucked.
And my dad's an architect, so like he just didn't
(45:02):
have time to like learn He learned everything by hand,
you know, so like he'd have to go to school,
learn auto cat all that, and there's no time. And
now he's sixty, completely different from an ice agent. But
that's the situation. Yeah, no, exactly, And I think that's
why it's even more important to even consider, like why
(45:23):
there's that situation is part of a bigger issue about
wade stagnation and the ability of people to be able
to pay their bills and things and not have to
be like, well, I don't know what else you're gonna do,
because you gotta keep doing because of the second you don't,
it's game over. This will blow your mind. I met
a guy the other day at a party who came
here illegally and he's the Trump supporter and he doesn't
(45:45):
he can't even vote right, but he is like obsessed
with Trump, and I'm like, what are you doing. It's
more like the join the people that hate internalized Well, yeah,
it's exact same thing. I would rather be with these
people being like I'm there token and they'll pat my
back and pet my hair and say good boy. Or
(46:08):
I can be one of the thing for yourselfers on
the other side, and I don't. I'd rather not have
that energy, so I'll set aside my own humanity for
the comfort of not being mothered by this very hateful group.
It's fucked up, man um. The other thing that was
in there too was this how how awful the culture
of abuse against women is like within the agency too.
Of the like their employees because it's just it's this,
(46:30):
it's self reliant, just all men. They're in the fucking
desert with no dash cams, body cams, um. One of
the agents. Only five percent of the agents are women, um,
and some that were interviewed were like, I love it
and my male colleagues are great. Others were saying it's
a demeaning place to work. You're assaulted by co workers
(46:51):
one woman, and they're described or in their statement written statement,
described being forced to perform oral sex on fellow agents
and like all this other ship and it was just
saying I never ever met a female agent that was
not targeted by the male agents. Like the whole thing
sounds like a fucking health escape. Do we know how
much they make? They start at fifty I know, like
(47:12):
you can start at around fifty. Yeah, and you're living
in a border town. Your bills are low. That's fucking
that's being yeah. Yeah, and and that's like what's awful too.
It's like, though, this system is also set up to
where you can make people do evil because I know
what you're gonna do. You gonna leave and to spin
(47:35):
a sign for a new FU Pizza shop or a
new I R S. Tax preparation service by wearing a
statue liberty outfit. My god, I'm so depressed. Yeah, I mean,
it's a bad it's a bad system. We make people
work themselves to death and right, you know, and and
right and when you think of all the things right
that they go to, your healthcare, your housing. That's why
(47:55):
you need candidates like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren who
are saying healthcare is a right? How's is a right?
Not a fucking can you afford it? If not? Piece out?
And I think that's what And because we have we
have that attitude towards things that we should believe as
being basic human rights, that creates a system where now
you have to be stuck doing this thing just to
(48:16):
fucking live. But also, like you know, I feel really
torn up about this whole piece because on one hand,
I really I can empathize with the idea of being
locked financially in a situation, and then it must kill
you to do that. If I look at it as
a human I would rather choose to believe that every
person is just some gestapo nightmare fucking racist. But you know,
(48:39):
fair play to the New York Times for humanizing a
group of people who I normally wouldn't want to give
the time of day two. But it's true not you
know there, that's it's difficult. It's I'm glad the piece
came out. It's good to read that. Yeah, it'll very
much at least give you an idea of how fucking
terrible it is. And the other thing they said too
is because they were working on the border even in
the Obama administration. They knew this the crisis was going
(49:03):
to get work, it was going to become a crisis,
and they were like, we are understaffed here, we don't
have enough money. It's like we've got people coming in
and we literally have the only place we can put
them is some more you know whatever. But again that's
up to the leadership at the highest levels of the
agency to sort out, rather than all of this falling
on the people who prior to these policies. Mostly although
(49:24):
they were rounding people up, We're like, I did it
to like catch drugs, Like I used to want to
see smuggling, drug smuggling, and now I'm more of like
a caretaker and I'm ill equipped. This lady also said
that ICE agent plain person said, um, well, the Obama
times were just as bad. I mean, they need to
(49:45):
port a ton of people too, So I mean that's
why I'm like this. The whole the whole agency itself
is a fucking is a problem. All right, Let's take
a quick break and we'll come back and talk about
pumpkin spice a lot type base manh And we're back
(50:11):
and Trader Joe's has released a pumpkin spice face mask.
Don't come on, let's give it the full respect. A
biocellulose face mask my seasonally spiced with scents from clove leaf,
orange peel, and ginger root oils. This joe Like bio
cellulose mask is set to soothe and moisturize your pretty
parched visage with ingredients like alo pumpkin seed and turmeric
(50:36):
root extracts, colloidal gold and hydrolyzed silk. Protein that feels
like it would burn my face right yeah, or like
be turned into like a sticky syrup. Pumpkin spice is
mostly sugar as far as like any that I've experienced. Yeah,
I don't get a tumeric uh note, and I didn't
(50:58):
have the pumpkin putting it on the turmer. It just
sucking turns your face yellow. Oh my god, you're like
screwed for like a week. The thing I think about
with all those flavors, it reminds me of the paper
at the bottom of a cupcake when I was a kid.
I feel like I'm gonna take the mask off and
just chew on a little bit, right. If there's any
flavor in there because if it's really like, if they're
really riding that way of a pumpkin spice, it's gonna
(51:20):
have to fucking smell, right, Yes, I mean I love
eating things you're not supposed to eat, like chapstick or
so not eating them, but taking a little bit, yeah,
just for the rush, just to test it out, just
to make sure it's actually not good tasting. But hey,
maybe I'll take another the thing that you've been pleasantly
surprised by. Um, chapstick wasn't bad? Which on the cherry
(51:41):
um the like, what's the like basic chapsticks. I think
it's called chapstick. Yeah, no, it's it's more like it's
most like cocoa a little bit. No, it was like
it was like a Butteries but I liked it. I
like what we're talking like it's a food show, like
it was Notes of butter but like CarMax is a
(52:05):
type of car mix. Is the gooey one? Yeah? Yeah
that comes into tube. Yeah. I used to have a
boyfriend that wore a lot of car mix and it
looked like he had really shiny lips. Oh yeah, because
that's like the weird Devil's feedback loop. Right with chapsticks,
like is, certain ones will sort of make your lips
dependent on it, so you will constantly have to reply yeah,
I hear that. Yeah, it drives them essentially. You it's
(52:30):
like one of those medications that gives you a false
dose of something that your body already produces. So your
body starts relying on the medical Ye, so your stops
producing the thing that the chapstick is providing and be illegal. Yeah,
I agree. Let's let's talk about real problem. You need those,
(52:58):
um but yeah, I just I've honestly, all I think
about is I want to taste this face mask. Otherwise
it's just a face mask and you're you putting an
orange envelope and riding a profit wave. Yeah it's only
three bucks of mask. I don't know what that rates.
And then I know you know about facenk is three
dollars a mask? Good? Is that low? Usually that's like
that's a trader Joe's level. Okay, ship, all right? Do
(53:21):
you we should just eat the pumpkins? Yeah, we're like
we're supposed. Yeah. I love pumpkin, Yeah you do. I
love pumpkin. I do a pure at home. I put
a little butter in it like a bisk, like a
bisk but not quite a soupy. It's like you mash
it with a fork. Where do you get the pumpkin from?
Like you buy a whole ass pumpkin. Yeah. I never
(53:44):
in my mind those pumpkins you see at the store
for carving or for carving. I don't think of people
be like I'm gonna eat that, take that home and
eat that. Yeah. My mother in law is Korean, and
she like, we had these pumpkins that were sitting out
like around Halloween, and she is like, well, that's a
waste of pumpkins, and like carved it up, cooked it
and like made pumpkin soup that like filled our entire
(54:07):
like fucking freezer for the next two months. It was
really fucking good. Yeah. We uh in Japan, but that's
more squash technically, but we call that pumpkin like a butter,
not squash. Yeah, it's very delicious. Yeah, and Argentina it's
the same and we call it squashed. Took a lot
about squash. We're just yeah, we're just connecting bridges here.
(54:28):
The word squash is funny. It's great, great work. Where
did it come from? On Amatopia I think squash it's
a Native American or Latin squash etymology. This is the
thing we really this is the important ship we like
to talk about. Yeah, and I don't have Yeah, I
had so many opinions about the squash, and I had
nothing to say about the rest of the ship. Let's
(54:51):
talk about what maybe is the only story we should
ever be talking about. The fact that there are actual
UFOs on camera that we've seen doesn't mean they're aliens
that are doing impossible things that shouldn't be possible. That
like you can hear the pilot on the video being like,
holy shit, they're flying against the wind and they're just
(55:13):
like going so fast they can't even like the camera
can't even keep up. And then they just like do
a ninety degree turn and like shoot off in the
other direction. It was that video new No, No, it's
an old video. But because so it was provided by
a blink one two before the dude from two and
his like Mission to the Stars or Stars Academy and
(55:36):
the Stars thing, and people were like, yeah, it looks
like really official Navy stuff, and like a lot of
people were saying it's probably real, But the Navy came
out and was like those videos are real, but they
weren't supposed to get out, which was amazing, which is
kind of a weird statement. Yeah, I get so happy
(55:57):
when I hear about aliens right them. Yeah, so, but
please don't destroy us. I hope they destroy us, honestly,
you know, honestly, Yeah, I would. You're right, You're right. Actually,
when I think about it, if if we if we
got to die by all together the aliens, I would
be the coolest thing. Or to see a big as
asteroid just come like the sun go dark and be
(56:17):
like yo, I think about that all the time walking
down the street, Like you want I have annihilation fantasies too.
Do you want an apocalypse that is over like that,
like the sun goes dark and then gone? Or do
you want one the like you got a couple of
weeks to say about. If that was the case, I
would do like a suicide. Yeah. I wouldn't wait till
(56:39):
the end. It would be too much. I knew it
was going to end. I feel like you would see
society completely collapsed and it would be so I think
versus I would like two three hours. Yeah, but then
even then those two thrond be wacky. Yeah right, I
would like to be like, okay, Aliens, cut me a deal,
like if I'm on vacation with my family, let it
happen right at least, like, hey, we're together. They were
(57:00):
in the living room. Check this out here they come
crack a bottle. I know, because I think I would
feel bad if I was, you know, with y'all right
now and likedam I would like see my grandpa, Like
I would like see some people real quick. Thanks a lot, man.
I don't want anybody to know because when that ship
goes down inevitably because I'm with you everybody so much
(57:20):
and it happens, I'll be like, you know, it's not
how I wanted it, but let's make it work. I
was just gonna say, I hope I'm not with my
kids and I'm here with Miles, so that I can
at least how much he means to me. Anyways, the
reason they came out and we're like, and it's not
supposed to get out, but yes, it's real is they
are encouraging people who witness these UFOs to report them
(57:46):
because in the past, people who work for the Navy
would see them and just be like, well, ship everyone's
gonna think we're crazy. We like, you know, say that
we saw a UFO. So they're saying, don't call them UFO.
Their u a P s Unidentified aerial phenomena, and they're
(58:08):
they're just like more pissed that these objects are breaking
into our airspace without any explanation or right because I
was going to say, like maybe that it's like an
asteroid or a flying star, but no, they're actually in
the under the atmosphere and they're moving around freely like
interacting in like that's piloted, not just like flying into
(58:30):
the water. It's like stopping, Nope, this way now you
know what's excited one video too, I just like the
excitement of the Navy pilots because you're like, oh, ship,
did you lock on it? And it's like no, man,
I'm tracking like you can tell. They're even like what
the funk are we looking at it? And I'm excited
as a human being because I've not seen anything outside
of our realm of understanding. So are they visiting and
(58:52):
taking pictures? We have no idea. There's there's also like
images imagine if you had that an answer for me,
there's actually it's actually the reconnaissance missions actually occurred in
the eighteenth century final planning for invasion. There there are
videos of them like hovering above the ocean. Now these
(59:14):
aren't like the Navy videos, but huking about the ocean,
the oceans like boiling or crazy. Man. I mean, whatever
it is, it's we don't know it's it's definitely a phenomena. Yeah, yeah,
bos amigos welcome. Well, so the military is not saying
(59:42):
that to people coming to Area fifty one. Today's the day.
The day is the day that was initially announced on
that Facebook group storm Are fifty one. They can't stop us.
All kind of coincidence that that other story would come
out like the day, Yeah, I think it. I think
it came out a few days ago. But uh yeah,
(01:00:04):
maybe the Navy is like, look, we're we're gonna admit it.
They're real, just like I don't, don't don't we don't
want to have to shoot you all. Yeah, I mean
yeah that. But that group got canceled because it became
so many people who were joining, and then the government
was like, do not fucking even think about doing this,
And they visited the dude who planned it or who
(01:00:24):
started the group and they were like, you don't want this.
They this is not going to go well for you
or any of these Vada right Nellis air Force based facility.
I think I feel like we all have one friend
who would go to that thing. At least three friends
(01:00:45):
I think are going. We're definitely thinking about it. When
this ship, Yeah, people were talking about it almost like
it was like Coachella like that people are going to
go on parties, like that's what they did. I think
they did another one called like alien Stock or wood
Stock or UFO stock type thing, but that's going to
be at that Vegas convention center or something. So that's
(01:01:08):
like that's just for money. That's for people to like
sell like Bootleg bar Simpson alien Um. Also check out
the new Daily merch where there's Simpsons Oh what's out?
Hell yeah announcement in the middle of yes Um. But
so then there's also a group called there's a I
(01:01:30):
guess this new entertainment shopping complex called Area fifteen that's
in Vegas, and I think part of their promotional things like,
hey man, we don't care if those people quit. We're
going and we're going to live stream the whole thing.
So if you hey, if you're on a shopping call,
if you're listening to this on Friday morning, check this out.
Maybe the live stream is happening. You might be able
to see a group of board people that want to
(01:01:52):
feel what it's like to be shot by guards protecting
the secret of militarians getting turned into hamburg Um. And
then also two Dutch guys, one was a YouTuber and
his friend were arrested for fucking snooping around, like past
the perimeter fence, snooping around. Imagine them like ducking that that, yeah, exactly,
(01:02:12):
and then like when the spotlight hits them, they're like freeze.
But like when they asked them, they're like, are you
here for that dumbass Facebook group, They're like, we're not
here for the lolls. Man. They're quote, was we did
not here, my honor, I'm not here for the lolls.
I'm a military guard. What he's talking about? They said.
The two Dutch guys were caught. They said, we didn't
have any intention to storm it because we leave on
(01:02:35):
on the day before the actual storming, So wow, how
can we do that? Uh? And they said, and we
just wanted to like quote go there right. So the
thing that I feel like people don't realize is that
the gate is not like right next to the warehouse
where they keep the it's area fifty one has a
lot of area you should like, Yeah, there's like miles
(01:02:58):
and miles and then a mountain between you and anything
you're going to want to see, so you can't just
like sneak past the gate and then like tiptoe around
and find what you're looking for. Like in their fantasy heads,
they're like, there's going to be an alien guard on
like a cigarette break like a cigarette We're gonna find
(01:03:20):
out I smoked that, or in the movie version, they're
like wandering through it's like the second day that have
barely any water and like this is a mistake, dude,
And they trip on like the secret hatch, like the
back door into it. Whoa, and they go down and
it's like that coffee break room and men in black
like Viennese cinnamon. Oh my god, coffee flavor. I think
(01:03:43):
that's what one of the guys trif you know why,
because at the time I did not know that Viennese
was an adjective form for Vienna, So I was like,
did they say Vietnamese cinnamon? And then as a kid.
That was really fucking with my head. Then I looked
it up. I bought I bought a book, was a
shooting script of men in black. Read the words out loud,
and then realized it was sucking you up. That Vietnam
(01:04:06):
had its own sinnament. I didn't know what it was.
I was like, in my mind, I was like, that's
not a coffee flavor because my mom drank it was
a coffee snobbish growing on and I was like, I
never heard no Vietnamese seamen, that's where. That's how much
time I have as a child and even into this day. Yeah,
I was gonna say, you know so much and yet
I know so little. Well compared to me, you know
(01:04:29):
so much. I don't know anything. Oh, come on, I
know less than you and we just met. Ah, that's
not true, but thank you know it's true. Well, it's
been battle. I truly know less. I'm a fucking Honestly,
I'm like I need a breathing Yes, uh tomorrow. It's
(01:04:51):
been a pleasure of having you. This was so fun.
I'm going to miss you guys after today. It's going
to miss me more. I jumped to I said, although, hey,
look I know who I'm calling. If the alien countdown happens,
we're in the same area. I'm like, hey, we'll have
a glass of wine. Have a glass of wine, maybe
some acid, maybe some coke. Ye smoke a blunt just
(01:05:15):
to the face. Yeah, me too, and then I'll picture.
Then it was like, do you think the aliens are
gonna think I'm stupid? My hands? You're talking about, dude,
they're sucking. Oh my god? What if we looked in
there was one outside with a pumpkin spice mask on.
(01:05:37):
It's like, you know what, maybe we'll save your planet.
Right If this is what you're doing, where it can
people follow you find you. I'm on Twitter at dances
with Tammy's worst name ever, but it was a long
time ago. I don't know. It was a play on
Dances with Wolves, which I've never seen, which was popular
(01:05:59):
when you do in Twitter right three years ago? Yeah,
that's it. And on Instagram I'm Tamara Yeah here and
a J with y A J I A oh, and
I have a podcast called Teresa Talk where I talked
about ship and farts the whole time. Kind of talk
(01:06:22):
because me and my sister eat a different sausage every episode.
That's the like, we don't even talk about it now,
we just eat it and talk about ship. Yeah, I
want that d D. Yeah. And you sometimes get drunk
on Funnier Die and I get drunk on Funnier Die.
And I watched movies I've never seen. I just did
(01:06:42):
Labyrinth with my No, not Labyrinth, um, never ending story
with my sister. What's the best movie or the movie
that you were mad that you were missing out on? Um?
I Shrek? I think you really like? Yeah? I liked it.
I wasn't like crazy about it, but it was cool
to see and I'm glad I held off for it. Yeah.
(01:07:03):
It's a foundational text, I think so culture. It's our
Hammurabi's code. Yes. Uh? And is there a tweet you've
been enjoying? Well, I, um, this isn't a funny tweet,
but um, did you? I'm gonna read it right here.
So this was like two days ago, and I just
couldn't believe it. It's posted by Newsweek and it says
(01:07:26):
massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility.
Firefight fighters forced to dodge projectiles. Yeah, yeah, that's so.
What was weird about the odor just the thing earning come. Yeah.
(01:07:49):
I mean imagine being a firefighter having to go to
that dodging projective and being like a like a homophobic,
like toxic bro. It's like, dude, I don't getting her that.
Come fly, No, it doesn't burn. It's bull come too.
But they say it was probably very devastating to that
agricultural sector because it was like they need that was valuable.
Come right, yeah? And bulls are you know their refractory
(01:08:12):
period is a while. I think saying that's bull come
instead of bull craps go, it's a good new direction.
That would be so jarring. Man, that's BC before. Oh
do you think it's white like male? Come? Like human? Come? Yeah?
Has come another color? Hey? If you're a veterinarian, let
(01:08:34):
us know. Yeah, are there other color? Yellower? There must be,
because I mean animals have like other color blood. It
can't be that come as the great equalizer. And maybe
there's like pieces of something in it. It's like birthday cake,
birthday cake coming. Like the doctor sees that is like, um,
(01:08:56):
you should stay right here. I need to call the
c D c uh. Do you have fun fetty come
dial in? Fun fetty come is great, like just fun
fetty shout out or just regular confetti fetty that's dry,
that would be dry, made a little like that's cute. Yeah,
(01:09:17):
por noise, Miles. Where can people find you? Oh, you
can find me and follow me on Twitter and Instagram
at Miles of Gray. Now, get ready for this tweet
because it's so on point for the conversation we're having.
It's from at Stealing Valerie Betto. This ship is fucked up? Everyone,
(01:09:37):
what's your plan to fix it? Betto to his Betto
to his advisors. Should I start saying come now? Um,
(01:10:00):
let's start saying? My tweet worth the shot. My tweet
is also on topic and it's from you. Masturbating is crazy.
You just poke or tug at your genitalia and a
sauce comes out. Yeah, a sauce. It's golf is. You
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well as the song we Ride out on Miles wasn't
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We're gonna just ride into the sunset into the weekend.
This is a track from calli Ouches featuring Steve Lacey,
one of my favorites. It's called Justice Stranger and it's bunky,
you know what I mean. And we like to go
into the weekend with a little funk in our trunk,
riding out of season one. Oh yeah, in our trum,
a little funk in our trunk because we don't use
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the days. That's right. This is one of the ones
you were playing this morning. Um. Actually this one I
was playing on Loop on my way in and then
I was like, I don't think I should just keep
this looping in the office. But this is a wonderful track. Um,
and yeah, enjoy that and uh yeah no the weekend.
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She's a hurricane. Feel the shape if it never was
a slip she knocked, can flide awake and if you
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But if fit text only no one, you must not
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Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode five
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This is the podcast where we take a deep dive
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two thousand nineteen. My name is Jack O'Brien a K.
Jack can't give it to you fuck waiting for you
to get the news on your own. Jack gonna deliver
it to your knock knock, open up your ears. It's
real with the NonStop pop pop and takes hard to steal.
That is courtesy of Crossing Andy in the Morning, and
I'm grilled to be joined as always by my co host,
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Mr Miles Crag Get this nickelback. Every time I do
it takes me back to those days in Tuscan and
knee did even care about my ead. Thank you for
super boer at Johnny Pompeii. I saw some other ones
(01:06):
that shook me to my core, um and you know thematically,
let's just just I don't want to even put handcuffs
on everyone's creativity, just you know, whatever it is these
limp biscuit ones, I'm seeing our fire. There's another one
I'm gonna have to do soon. Just whatever you want,
We're gonna stay in this range. I don't know. I'm
just saying. You know. What I'm saying is there are Radiohead.
(01:28):
Let's do Radiohead. Okay, we can do Radiohead to music. Okay,
Look Radiohead will be prioritized. But there's no promises because
sometimes someone First of all, I'm just gonna say it
off top the person hit me with that as w
V one. You better believe I'm singing this ship out
of that. Just not yet right, so need a little
more vocal warm up. Actually, also from Ross and Andy
in the Morning Now, preemptive credit of a future k
(01:49):
has never happened. I've never so excited pun looking at
my timeline. Well ship, we are thrilled to be joined
in our third seat by the hilarious and talent to tomorrow. Yehia, hello, hello,
thank you. I'm good. Yeah, we're thrilled to have you.
I'm a big fan of your Twitter. You are, yes,
(02:11):
thank you. Oh we follow each other? Oh really do we?
I don't know. Maybe I follow you, I follow your
hey yeah, and then were okay, what did I say?
And only guests that follow me U And then we
ended up on the same email recently and I was like,
(02:33):
holy shit, it's the person's twittering jokes. Oh my god. Yeah, yeah,
thank you to us that all the Argentine soccer fans
out there. Yes, I'm from Argentina. Yeah, fifteen. You moved
up here in your fifteen. I was fifteen, although I
may have been saying that I was fifteen fifteen years ago.
(02:55):
So it's like I lost count. I was you. I
lost count of how many years? At one point I
just kept saying, but it's been like ten years. I
moved here when I was like twelve to fifteen. It
was middle school. Okay, look, we don't have to use details,
you know what I mean, because you might be into
some spycraft or something. We don't even know if that's
your name. You know my name is spycraft. Okay, spycraft
(03:20):
to the show. Um, and how was that transition for you? Um?
A nightmare? Yeah? It was. I started my period the
day after I moved to a big changes. Yeah. I
had no friends, I was, I had sits, I had
my parents were poor, and I was the immigrant that
(03:41):
started her period. The immigrant became an American woman on
day one. That's one of my favorite children's books. Actually,
that started her period. I'm writing it down. I'm actually
writing a book right now, and I seriously will consider.
All Right, we're gonna get to know you a little
(04:02):
bit better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our
listeners a few of the things we're talking about today, Uh,
such as Justin Trudeau who can't stop doing black face,
could or couldn't. He had a he had a problem
at a certain point in his life where he could
not stop himself from doing black face, brown face, whatever
(04:23):
he liked. He liked doing that, he thought it was big.
Harry Belafonte. Uh, we're gonna talk about this Trump whistleblower story.
What we know, what we're waiting to find out at
this moment, which is yesterday for those listening. Uh. We're
gonna talk about border patrol agents who are feeling sad
(04:43):
and down in the dumps. We're gonna talk about Instagram
and actually doing something I don't know, kind of good
for people. Maybe all right, Trader Joe's are doing the
opposite and releasing a pumpkin spice latte face. Ask, we're
gonna talk about the navy. They have basically done a
(05:03):
villain monologue and admitted those UFO videos are real, but
you were never supposed to see them, which is a
weird thing to drop in be like, but you never
they never should have gotten. Now we're gonna talk about
the area fifty one raid, all sorts of ship today.
But first, Tam, what is something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are? Um, I'll tell you
(05:26):
the last thing I searched, which is revealing, Uh, what
is and what is it? Yeah? I want to know
the answer to that. It's not as a soup in
my mind, that's the that's that's the extent of what
I know worst to be. Yeah, it's a beat soup
and sour cream, right, and you have like a dollop
(05:48):
of creme in there something. I don't remember that part,
but I think you're right by the picture because I
remember being like, it's not red enough to look like beats,
and it's delicious. It would never had it What sparked
the borsched inquiry. I was writing like a parody Russian
language tutorial, and I needed the host to be holding
(06:11):
something Russian, so she's holding up bors and a borshed
and russ. I thought it was just a nickname for abortions,
just flippant another bush bobo. The borscht belt is was
(06:32):
the thing, right, That's where I have most often heard that.
I feel like it would be cool if there was
a bootleg Porsche that was called that would be like
a Simpsons joke because like there was that one car
that Homer is buying where it's like, oh, the country
that this is from doesn't exist anymore, but in age
(06:54):
trying to shift, this is the borst four eleven. Are
there cars in the world, Yeah, I know in China
there are cars that that are straight ripoffs of like
other cars in the US that aren't like widely made,
but completely just taking the design like intellectual property stuff,
and like here here's the thing that looks like I'm
staying or Mercedes, Oh my god, the Lord Locust or
(07:17):
some ship that would actually just be a great like
Instagram account of just like cars in like other countries,
because yeah, some of the cars in like the former
Soviet Union, like I feel like I've seen pictures of
them that are like made on a farm somewhere with
(07:38):
like loose parts from like other machinery, and here's a
Lincoln's navigation. It's like, have you been in a cardiac escapade?
Wrappers driving? What is something you think is overrated? I
(07:59):
did some last weekend. It was a miserable time, first time,
long time, first time, long time, first time, long time.
I hadn't done it in a while actually, and I
just realized when I did it, the only thing I
like about it is finding it. You know, you're like,
oh sick, come, oh no, how did it get here?
(08:20):
How much blood was spilled on its way to my brain?
I'm just going to start collecting cocaine. Collect Yeah, like
somebody soda bottles and ships. This is some eighties cocaine
from Miami. Oh wow, is it? Do you do it? No? No, no,
you'll be up all night. You'll be up all night.
(08:43):
I don't even drink caffeine, like I never. If I
have to, If I have to write a show bible
for someone sitcom they thought up of on the spot again,
it's not gonna work. Uh shit, depressing. Yeah. I I
also wasn't a fan when I did it. It just
seemed like extra strong caffeine to me, whereas other stimulants
(09:06):
have I've enjoyed more. Just trip, man, it's how about
the trips, dude? You know what I mean? Trip? No,
not the drip that would number your throat and then
you're gagging in front of a group of people when
you so, you're like hallucinogeny. I like to go. I
prefer to expand the outer reaches of my mind. Yes,
at least I found the most growth out of those.
(09:26):
Versus again, you do like suppers and you are talking
about literally a bar that you want, a sports bar
you want to make I keep saying this example a lot,
because legitimately I thought of a bar with my friends
because we didn't like bars in l a that you
had to use like a password to get into. But
it's based on trivia that would be shared common ground
with the people at the bar. You already sound like
(09:48):
you're on coch but exactly. But the amount of thought,
it's like you can't describe it without doing a run
on sentences. Yeah, no way, no way, yeah, versus like
being like, you know, digging mushrooms and being like I
should respect my mom more. Yeah you know, yeah, I
think that's more of a vibe, more growth. The number
(10:09):
one like insight I've had on mushrooms is like people,
I should be nicer too, And then I was nicer
to like after. I think that's why we're seeing that
whole wave of you know, psychedelics as a form of treatment,
and you know they're slowly letting the break off of that.
But yeah, yeah, the last time I took shrooms, I
took too much. And I did it with a couple
that was getting a divorce. That sounds like a Was
(10:33):
that a psychological experiment? I've never felt more terrible. And
we were camping, we couldn't get the fire lit, and
they were just they wanted to have a therapy session.
They asked me facilitate this. Can you just create the
space for us to do this right now? And at
first I said yes because I was like, oh sure,
(10:54):
I love therapy. I love to talk. And then it
was like suddenly I was like a cadaver, like see
like dead veins. That's an actual disorder some people have,
like mentally, is that they start to believe that they're dead,
and it's like very like persistent. They'll like believe they're
dead and rotting for like years, yet they're in the
(11:18):
state and in the state. Yeah, but they for like
their brain keeps telling them they're dead. It's very I
wish I knew the name, but I just retained random
snippets of information. I love that I felt like I
was dead for like a few minutes when I was hungover,
right for I just like you know you saying that
you taking too many strooms and then being around a
(11:38):
couple who was in the middle of a divorce reminds
me of my friend in high school. The first time
he did like he did acid. But one day he
did a lot of acid and uh, he was probably
shouldn't have gone home, but he had to get home
to do something. And when he got home, his mom
had his progress report where he had all d s
(11:59):
and fs and he came in fucking frying. He was
like fuck, and she just goes, Hi, your progress reports
here that you did hiding from me, and we need
to talk. And he just passed out the hospital, overwhelmed
because it was just too It was literally like a
nightmare scenario. You're like on acid and the thing you
(12:21):
would probably not want is a confrontation in high school
being like you've been lying about your grades. That was
actually nice of his brain to just like shut He
just basically went to like just nonverbal and was like,
what's going on? Right? What did you do? So many
times when I've been like too high and I wish
I could just like pass out, Like you can't know,
you're just like everybody hates me. Yeah, yeah, exactly was
(12:44):
that you? And then you're like, I'm dead right, I'm riding.
I'm riding inside. Well, no, because I had to make
sure that I was doing the right thing with my
hands the whole time so that nobody noticed how high
it was. Yeah, I mean look in my hands, dude,
I'm having a great time. We're having fun nails down
(13:06):
to the I feel funked up right now. What is
something you think is underrated days? Yeah? We have them
in Argentina. Everyone has them everyone, and you can you
can wash your butt after you take a dump, or
you can wash your pussy or your balls or your penis.
(13:28):
Men wash their penises. I like to hose my entire
penis and testicles off after your name every time it's
but I actually can't do it in our bathroom because
we don't have a hose. I go around to the alley.
There's a hose just use But no, I don't. I've
to be real. No, not after your peeping, but I'm
(13:50):
when i'm bathing. Yes, much attention is paid to the
general area, right you. Oh right, that's the stupidest question.
I do love a bid day because being half Japanese
in Japan to like a lot of the toilets have
the built into bidet and my goodness, the clean the
level of cleanliness. At first, I was like, I think
it's half giving me an animal. Right. It's like we
gotta get the angles right, yeah, picture angles and then
(14:12):
you're very clean. Yeah, it's well, women masturbate on those
two makes sense if you have the ones shooting straight
up straight up. But we're just walking around with skid
marks on our asses. And yeah, the big thing too
for men, wax your asshole. Shout out to my friend's
wife who is an a waxing person, and he had
(14:34):
his asshole wax and he was like, yo, she wax
my asshole. And I was like, what's good. He was like,
my asshole has never been cleaner. And it was like
the first thing he said, it's like you got oh no, man,
it's different because men's I mean, if you's a rats nest. Sorry,
sorry listeners, it's a rats it's a rats nest. Yeah.
I mean I've told I've washed. This is gross. But
I washed my husband's butt hole the other day. Is
(14:58):
he okay healthys? Oh yeah, we just were taking a
shower together and were but I told him you should
get a wax. It doesn't hurt right, my friend, but
he said it was fine. Yeah, the vagina hurts a lot.
It's like daggers, but the but I don't know why
(15:21):
the skin is thicker. Let mean, whatever, whatever we gotta
do to take down this thicket. Serious. I have thought
often ever since you brought that up for the first time,
I'm like, yeah, I still place. I now started noticing
waxing place. I think I should just be like, like
my partner, her majesty, please come in here really quick.
(15:42):
I need your help. Oh man, just rip it off
like a band aid. Yeah, you're probably at home as whole.
Waxing probably not a good idea. I have a professional
to do it because I feel like that. Yeah, and
even I don't. I bet even if you are a
seasoned waxer, you're probably I would never do that to myself. No,
don't do it. I know I've horror stories people self
to oh ses the skin tears, ripping tran Sorry, everyone's like,
(16:12):
you know, it's good that people know up top. What
the you know what our vibe is right now? Right?
And we're not afraid. Nothing is off topic? Right? No? Great?
What is a myth? What's something people think is true?
You know to be false? I mean this kind of
ties back to the last story. But I think that
farting around your significant other doesn't kill the mood. Not
(16:33):
that we're going to do it while we're having sex,
but I think it's very tender, and it just makes
me love him more. It's intimate. His farts make you
love him more. Yeah, and I and the other day. Well,
if they're super stinky, no, but they're just like sound
farts like those are so cute, right, sound farts can
be funny. Oh, they're great. Yeah, I love I mean,
(16:55):
it's it's God's gift to us as humans. I think
your husband has good smelling farts. Though he does, he's not.
He eats like shit, but he's never had a cavity
in his life or like any illness, never had a
cavity that does that Biden smile and like, I you know,
(17:16):
I've lived with my wife for many years now, and
she has cavities, and she does a better job of
like taking care of her teeth just purely luck of
the genetic draw that sucks. My teeth are a disaster
and I take such good care of them. I mean
they don't. They don't look okay, But I'm at your teeth,
(17:37):
You're like very healthy. They look great. But the front
three all back here, they're all rot to nightmares. They're
all soft. Yeah, if you have to have a really
soft teeth, they're like gushers but not teeth. Just the
idea of like a soft shell crab is the consistency
(17:59):
of her bowlers. Like, isn't that a nightmare people have? Yeah? Yeah,
I've had the Yeah, I've had the soft teeth where
they're like meally kind of like in your mouth. My
dreams always I my hair grew back. Yeah yeah. But
then I'm like, yo, I'm like, I don't know How'm
(18:20):
gonna tell everybody. I'm like, Yo, this am I gonna
tell everybody that I'm not gonna be friends with them anymore?
Because I was sure not got my hair back to
have some new friends. What's up, Jerry Ferraro from Entourage?
You want to hang? That would be my Miles, a
(18:40):
new head of hair confidence. What did your hair look like?
Were they like goldilocks? No? It was always like it
was always it was weird. I would have the hair
of like a soccer player that I liked because I'm
have black so it ship was like wavy. I would
never have straight, like your row hair. I would love
to see a photoshop of Miles with just flowing blonde. Okay, look,
if someone wants to do a legit photoshop, put Marco
(19:02):
Royce's Marco Royce who plays for Dortmund. Put Marco Royce's
blonde hair on me. Hell yeah, but colored black soil
look more realistic because I don't want to look like
some you know SoundCloud rapper. All right, well sort of
on that topic, let's talk about Justin Trudeau, who who
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can't stop wanting to see himself in black face and
brown face. And uh he got hit three times, three
times in twelve hours. It was twelve hours. Boom, Yeah,
I thought it was before that he had had them
them spread out? What do you mean that? People? Right?
But this was three times happened in the span of
(19:45):
twelve hours. Just three images emerged within twelve hours. He's like,
did it three separate? He's like, hey, hello, do hold on,
I'm gonna do my mammy bit. Next up at the
Cross Chamber of Commerce. Its just three separate occasions from
his past. But it all just came out all at once.
So I mean, I'm I'm assuming these aren't the only
(20:07):
three examples. I mean, look when you look, when you
consider the dedication to these outfits. He he he didn't
half asked with the black face. So first there was
a yearbook photo. Again these yearbook photos coming back on these, Uh,
I keep telling these kids don't pose in the yearbooks
(20:27):
liberal politicians. Yeah, it's an Arabian Nights themed event. And
he is uh in brown face with like a turban
and getting like kind of handsy with the woman who's
posing with like has his hands her net around her
neck with um. But uh, there's two pictures from that
(20:48):
one with some women. He was a teacher at a
private school. This is like, what did they say, like
eighteen years ago? Yeah, I mean, so it's not like
it's not like it was like it's everything like these
Republicans who are like, hey, man, it was it was
the eighties. Man, Michael Jackson was big. It's like fam yeah, no,
he's still doing it. In one and there's pictures of
(21:14):
him with like other I think teachers that look like
there of you know, Middle Eastern descent, and they are like,
I can't imagine they think it's as funny and cool
as he does. Probably not. Yeah. Then there's a picture
of him doing do in black face in high school. Uh,
(21:35):
and then that is terrifying. Yeah. And then there's a
third image where this is a video and it's very grainy, undated,
they don't know when it's from, but he is in
black everything, like his arms, yeah, all black everything, his
arms and legs. It looks to be honest and Christopher
(21:57):
Lily character. Yeah, it's the photo. I I was like,
is this crucifer just a lot of dedication? Yeah, I
don't you know. I know that there is an election
in about five weeks um, so that is going to
be interesting. I know there's a lot of people who
want him to resign. The one positive I'll give Justin
Trudeau is when they asked him if this was racist,
(22:17):
he was like he is racist, thank god, But I
didn't know. I didn't know at the time, but it
is racist. So yeah, well look, I don't know. It's
it's part of me to be like, yeah, man, do
fucking figure. Just get somebody else in there. But I
don't know. I don't know the politics of Canada, and
I know progressives do not really love him that much
(22:40):
because he's he talks a good game and doesn't quite
back it up, and his record with indigenous people isn't
the isn't the best. So but I know, I mean,
I know the conservative candidate probably not much better. Come on,
don't come on, man, he's trying to bounce the budget.
But yeah, I think that's where I'm trying to know
(23:00):
what Canadians think. Do they feel that he's like in
terms of a leader, he's stable enough that you can
kind of forgive this. I don't know where you go
from here, because he's gonna have to do a lot
more than be like, yeah, that was racist, all right,
let's keep vote Trudeau. I mean, there's so many great
people in the world. I sound like Trump now, but like,
why is why are we having to deal with that?
(23:21):
Why is that the best option? I mean, you know whatever.
That was the stupidest thing I've ever said. But no,
that's a good point though, I mean it is it
seems strange to me there's so many white people who
have never and would never do black face, but like
all these white concern or white liberal politicians keep getting
(23:42):
called out for doing black faces. And it was also
just smacks of the kind of like this show is
the kind of person he is, Like, you know, his
father was the former prime minister. Uh and so he
you know, you're around powerful white people and you don't
you probably don't have a like I don't know what's offensive.
I mean run right. Yeah. So and then that that's
(24:05):
where I see. That's probably why a lot of his
progressive things that he talks about falls short, because I
don't think he's really he's built for that ship, because
he's sort of like, well, you know, I know, how
to rule. His center of gravity is still you know,
a bunch of rich people that he grew up with,
right people. I don't know if Trump is the one
who dug this up, you know what I mean, because
we see how his wife and daughter look at Trudeau
(24:26):
every time they're near. I would I would look out
justin to see if maybe Donald Trump has his fingers
on this, but or probably the people. It is a
story that someone needs to write, is finding out whether
Trudeau can still get it, like in from Ivanka and
Milannia Mia Mia. Definitely Ivanka loves it, but she can't
tell anybody she loves it, right, you know they had
(24:48):
a threesome with him. Somebody told me wow, allegedly wink wink,
that would be changing out the part where she said, up,
that's crazy. Trump doesn't have sex with her anymore? Right,
what well, what are we defining as sex any touching?
I don't know, There is no no. I don't want
(25:08):
to know. I don't need to know because I have
enough real life horror in front of me. Yeah, it's true.
There is a story from the I think it's the
nineties where he took a woman out to dinner and
like created her around and then brought her back to
his house and I think it was a sex worker,
and then he paid her and just went upstairs and
(25:31):
watched TV. Right like he like he's just like a
robe is like yeah, yeah, just paying people like you
tell them I was the best six year and that's
a great That I'm pretty sure there's a presidential lawyer. No,
Tyris Raymond, cop former hit king, Yeah, who was up
(25:52):
ended by Pete Rose. It's fine, hits career, hits Pete Rose,
but just introduced should resign? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, what
is the just resign? Does he have somebody waiting in
the wings? Right? I don't know? See, and this is
where our our dailies I used the scope of interest
(26:12):
or knowledge falls short. No, this is a look into
America's shared consciousness. Americans don't know shit about. Yeah. And
also if it's like America, American's not gonna do about
black face either, right, so probably he's gonna get a pass. Yeah,
but I don't know. I guess that's the thing. I
have not followed their election at all. It's i'd imagine
(26:33):
he is the candidate who would have to run, or
they could put somebody more progressive up that would have
a chance to win. We'll get maybe, we'll get jam
or Canadian writer. Yes, catch us up on all this
ship and we'll report back because I know, Look, I
know there's Canadians that gang out there. You're screaming at
your iPod right now or whatever you're I mean you're
beats by dre headphones. One of our Canadian listeners tweeted,
(26:55):
I mean it was just like this is fucked, We're fucked. Yeah,
So I mean, could you imagine, you know, like if
fucking five weeks before the election, like Bernie Sanders in
black face pictures came out not good? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yikes for sure. And I guess that's the problem. Though.
(27:15):
We're an American, so we're so desensitized as so many
awful things. I'm like, yeah, I mean, I know that's bad.
Is bad, though, I mean, I know it's bad everybody else.
I mean, Biden is actually probably the more realistic like
comparison to have a picture and also the more realistic
person to have a picture like. And Biden is also
(27:36):
out loud saying real dumb ship though too, but ran
his chain knife fights and you know, putting the record
player on for babies as a form of remedying slavery. Yes,
I just I was watching a video from elementary school.
It was a talent show in Argentina, and a girl
from first grade did a black face dance. But I
(27:57):
think that's it was, yeah, but you know, I I
mean that's her parents that's on her parents. I remember,
I remember her mom doing like putting it on her.
The thing is, Argentina's a super racist country. I mean yeah,
it did a very good job of getting rid of
all the indigenous people. So like that's why everyone looks
very European. Um. That's the thing. It's it's it's weird
(28:17):
because America people get it because that legacy of slavery
just built into this country. Some people acknowledge that. I don't,
but you know, in other places that's why, Like in Japan,
I see it because they don't have there's no history
of African enslavement. There's just like that, there's this more
island nation mentality where it's like we're mothering these people.
And then Australia happened. I remember that video clip where
(28:38):
Harry Connick Jr. Is doing a talent show and these
dudes do a black face Jackson five thing and he
was like he was like a judge and he was like,
I gotta tell y'all, man, I don't if I knew
that was going to happen, I would not have agreed
to be beyond here. And he's like he's like where
I'm from, Like Louisia, Like, we this has a whole
different vibe and so you know this is all wrong. Yeah,
(28:59):
and then like the host is so apologetic, but you
see the blind spots where they happen. But at the
same time, that's where people gotta start waking up and
be like, yeah, yeah, we don't see there's a whole, dark,
fucking past attached the shop. Yeah, alright, we're gonna take
a quick break. We'll be right back. And we're back.
(29:25):
And so there's a story of brewing in Washington. So
what I'm gonna describe what we know, I think and
you can confirm it, Miles. I think I'll confirm it
the intelligence community. So it's a whistleblower event. Someone in
intelligence called out something like Trump had a phone call
(29:49):
with a foreign leader where he promised that foreign leader
something that this whistle blower thought was disturbing and urgent,
requiring the attention of Congress. We don't know who they were,
we know that the next person in the chain of
command if there is a whistleblower within the executive branch
(30:12):
who wants to blow whistle that, like Congress, here's is
the Inspector General, the I C. I G the Intelligence
community Inspector General. Okay, so the way you know, like
in the White House, there are people who work for
different intelligence agencies that work within the White House, but
they are not necessarily employed by the White House. They're
just they that's their office they work out of because
(30:33):
that information needs to get to the cabinet very quickly
or whatever. Then you have people who might be listening
and on conversations, as Trump talks about as I get
people always listening and they're transcribing stuff. And then sometimes
those notes are circulated, so it could have been something
from some something someone saw, someone overheard. We don't know
quite what happened, but what we do know is that
(30:54):
it's clearly an intelligence person because they went to their
i G to do the whistle got it thing? I
don't care, you know, like nothing happens, right, So this
is so prepared to get even more frustrated. So the
Inspector General UM then has to look at this filed
whistle blowing complaint and in general is appointed by Trump,
(31:17):
so it is a Trump appointee. Don't quote me on
this because I'm trying to think if the i G
is actually not a political and pointee but it could be. Um,
so what the Inspector General then does has to verify
and look into what this complaint is. And then from there,
the Inspector General then had decided that yes, this was
a credible complaint and it was also deemed urgent. So
(31:39):
then what's supposed to happen is then uh, the Inspector
General would then go to the Director of National Intelligence,
the d n I. Uh, that person is the d
and I McGuire who took over for Dan Coates. And
so this d n I just went to the Department
of Justice rather than going to Once that whistle blower
(32:02):
complaint is given to the d n I, they have
seven days to tell Congress because the Inspector General said, yeah,
this is worth looking into, and they say, Hi, we
have a problem here. This motherfucker says, I'm gonna go
to Bill Ball at the Department of Justice and be like,
what do we do? The answer is yeah, So now
we're at a point where we are trying to decide
(32:24):
what this information is, what exactly happened, because I think
for some people it could be For one, when they
look at the time period in which this complaint was filed,
it's very possible it has to do with a phone
called dealing with Vladimir Putin, who was one of the
leader who is on the record having a phone call
with the president. They've narrowed it down to like five
different point leaders and it could be right, and it
could be other people who might not have been on
(32:46):
the record because the president takes a lot of phone calls.
But they it probably has something to do with that,
because these intelligence people wouldn't be finding a complaint unless
they said I just saw something that is actually could
mean really bad things for the intelligence community or national
security or the way in which we collect intelligence. So
it's not like some I think Trump fucking sucks dude
blowing the whistle like too short. No, you're fucking you.
(33:08):
You saw some ship that you really felt I need
to stand up and be counted and do something. Um
So what they a couple of journalists again, and they're
very clear, we don't know what the connections are, we
don't know who we spoke with. But there is a
sort of an interesting chronology that happens in July. Trump
is that's when he announced that Dan Coates, who was
the former d n I, was gonna leave on August fifteen.
(33:30):
Then July thirty one, Trump had a phone call with
Vladimir Putin, and the White House only acknowledged the phone
call until the Kremlin, which they did. They're like, oh,
you know, yeah, Putin and Trump had a phone call,
and the like yeah, They're like, oh you know what
I did. Oh yeah, that's that's true, Okay. Then August eighth,
Trump announces that Sue Gordon, who was Dan Coates is
(33:51):
deputy who would have, in normal situations taken over as
d n I, that she would be resigning and leaving
her job as well. On the twelve, three days before
Coach is supposed to leave, is when the whistle blower
files the complaint with the Inspector General of the Intelligence Community.
Then the fifteenth, Dan Coates leaves, and then August Trump
(34:12):
calls for Russia to be allowed to join the G
seven ship. And then on August the Inspector General submits
the whistle blower complaint to the d n I, that
acting DNA McGuire, and that's when he goes to Bill Barr.
Then September nine, because nothing happened, uh, the Inspector General
informed Congress. He's like, just so you know there's a
(34:33):
whistle blower complaint, but that I believe met the legal
threshold of urgent concern. But I'm not gonna tell you
what it is, but just so you know, that's what's
that's what's happening. And then on September ten, Adam Schiff
asked for the complaint and then he was like the
d n I was like, no, I'm not gonna do it.
And now we're at this weird crossroads. I know, the
Inspector General I think was speaking with the House Intelligence
(34:54):
Committee recently. I don't know what came of that, but
it's very dark. And the d n I is going
to McGuire is going to testify in front of the
House Intelligence Committee next week, right, I think. So these
things just keep happening, and it's always the same. It's
like everything fits like puzzle pieces. It's so obvious, and
then someone testifies and then a week later people forget. Yeah,
(35:17):
it's weird because in our system of checks and balances,
some of these checks ain't working and there is no
balance either. So like just like with Korey Lewandowski going
in front of the committee to talk about his you know,
his interactions with the president or whatever. He was up
there claiming executive privilege when it doesn't apply to and
it's the equivalent of us going up there and be like,
(35:38):
I'm sorry, Jerry Dabbler, i can't testify to the contest
of because of sight gang privilege. Yeah, I'm extracting. They're like,
what the funk is that? And because they don't have
the power to be like, I'm a Thorias in jail
right now, and there's all these processes, it's hard to
compel people to be honest unless they're straight up, like
in a courtroom setting, which is why Korin Lewandowski was like,
I have no obligation to be honest with the media,
(36:01):
so I lie on TV and yes when i'm if
I'm facing perjury or something or making false statements, then
I'll tell the truth. Maybe, But then again I was
didn't he say something like for the Mueller Report? And
then he said the opposite. Yeah, So even if they
are testifying under well, I don't know if well he
was caught basically one of the people who was questioning
(36:22):
him during that hearing was an attorney who basically juxtaposed
his public statements on TV with what is in the
Mother Report and he said, so, well, based on this
what you said on TV, were you lying to Mueller
or were you lying to TV? And he's like, I
did not lie to Robert Mullins was like, so then
you were lying on National TV and your public statements
and he was like, well, he was like well yeah.
He was like, I I gave the wrong information, but
(36:45):
everyone in the news does. Yeah, And he was like,
why should I be honest with them? They're not honest
with the people, right. It was just like, okay, well,
then that's it, right, And then CNN was like, hey,
come over right after you said that out loud, and
we'll let you also spin the story even more well.
One of the most trustworthy news sources. Trump's Twitter feed
during this he came out and said, come on me,
(37:08):
I'd never be stupid enough to say something on the
record that could get me in trouble. That's ridiculous, essentially,
which is the thing that he's most known for is
saying the quiet part out loud. Trump. Yeah, Trump just constantly.
I mean, he told Lester Holt that he fired Comy
because of the Russian that's right, and then even told
(37:29):
I think it was who is it not? Andrew Mitchell
leslie Stall when he was like, I lie, because he's like, yeah,
I lie. He's like, because then you guys, it makes
you guys all fucking wild and I can just keep
moving because it causes so much chaos. There is a
UM clip though, of like which is a perfect example
of Trump just spilling his guts when he was at
(37:50):
the border wall talking about his new wall, although again
must be clear there's no new wall, they're just repairing
shit UM where he was saying, like, you know, we're
gonna have all kinds of new technology in this. It's
gonna be very difficult to cross. There's gonna be sensors
that people are gonna be watching, and he gestures to
accustoms and Border patrol official next to him. He goes,
did you want to talk about that? And he goes,
(38:10):
I don't think we should actually be discussing this, and
then Trump was like, oh, He's like, okay, I like that.
But it was I was actually impressed that someone was
like had realized what the chain of command was at least, like,
I'm told not to talk about any of this ship
because they're like, we don't need to give away the
security measures in defense if we're really trying to keep
people out were like smuggling drugs or whatever, not people
(38:32):
who are fleeing violence. But you know, he's he's very
The thing about him is he's like one of those
dudes who loves to brag about some info. They have
some hot gossip. And that's how he treats like intelligence,
which has people's lives at stake. And when you read
about the dude who had to get extracted from Montenegro
for like getting really close to Putin and him just
(38:54):
casually shooting off at the mouth about ship, it's like
he doesn't realize what how this ship works. It's not
like you know, it's it's a it's fun and games
collecting all this intelligence. Guys, Trump sucks. Oh whoa Well, listeners,
hold on that is that those are the sentiments of
our guests, right uh. And you know us we say
funk Trump, Yeah, oh yeah, okay Trump. Uh, let's talk
(39:18):
about border patrol agents because they feel like they're getting
a bad rap. Yeah, they're just down in the dumps.
They're down in the dumps. And the New York Times
did a story they interviewed twenty five current informer customs
of border patrol agents. It's a very New York Times
kind of piece where like they're giving humanity to people
who are being inhumane. Um. Because on one hand, the
(39:39):
thing that did make me sort of like think twice
was like, you know, when you think about, like, why
are people you know, why would even someone who is
Hispanic or something like join up with the border patrol
considering what's going on, And a lot of it has
to do with the fact that you could have just
a high school degree and you can enter the middle
class pretty quickly the border patrol job. And that's the thing.
It's like, you can get make fifty five grand or
(40:00):
something without without a college degree, and then if you're
really good, within four years you could be doubling your salary.
So that's like a very and I get it. We
people have bills. And then that's where it starts getting
dark though, because you're starting to see people. I think
there are people who probably do feel bad but are
probably financially against Their backs are against the wall. So
(40:21):
it's kind of tough to be like, how the funk
am I going to pivot careers right now? I only
know do one thing I have bills like sorry, I'm
having to like nurse children and ship or like ignore
the screams of children. But then they're also very much
a contingent that's very significant within this agency that are
full on Trump supporters, and they're like, we're doing We're
doing the Lord's work. That's what I sat next to
an ICE agent who was like a civilian. She wasn't
(40:44):
like working, but I sat next to her on the
plane and we got to talking and we were like
having a glass of wine together, and she told me
and I was like, oh my god. And I looked
at her and she was like, I had like tattoos
of like Mandela's and like she was a snicker gem.
It's doing meditation, reading about meditation. And she was like, listen,
I've been doing this for twenty years. Um, I'm not proud,
(41:09):
but this is how I earned my living and I
kind of can't pivot right now. And um, she said,
the only thing that makes me different from the rest
of them. I mean I wanted to punch her the
entire time, to be honest with you, but um, she
was like, my coworkers are assholes to the people they deported.
She was like, I'm really nice to them, look like bitch.
(41:31):
The effect is still the same. If you're telling somebody, hey,
we're about to deport you and split up your family
and pull you the funk up out of your house.
I don't care if you're smiling, because if you're not saying, hey,
you know what I'm gonna let's keep this as you
do your thing, that's not what's happening, right But I
guess that's that's the kind of rationalization these people have
to make to sort of sit with it. And the
thing that they say is right now, the overall picture
(41:54):
right now the agency is that it's just in a
political and operational disaster, like yeah, it's all fucking chaos.
That people have been overwhelmed since the beginning of the year,
and a lot of agents, they say quote, have grown defensive, insular,
and bitter. The president of the agents union said he
had received death threats. An agent in South Texas said
some colleagues he knew were looking for other federal law
(42:16):
enforcement jobs. Um One agent in El Paso told a
retired agent he was so disgusted by scandals in which
the Border Patrol has been accused of neglecting, industreating migrants
that he wanted the motto emblazoned on its green and
white vehicles on her first scratched off. But you know,
it's I know it's easy for people like to get
a new job. I know how difficult is to get
(42:37):
another job. But I yeah, like based on my political
beliefs like change, just quit my job and that that's
gotta be fucking tough. Yeah, but but doing something like
making making like people around you at work uncomfortable by
pointing out, like that ship is wrong and you know
(42:57):
that you don't need to quit, but you can, Like
I'm sure the New York Times would love to hear
from people who are border patrol agents were like this
ship is fucking terrible, which is it looks that's the right.
I still work there, and here's like how this is
fucking everything up and I support anything but this administration
(43:18):
because they're treating human beings like you know shit. Yeah.
And the other thing too that was in it was
just very interesting. A lot of the people were claiming that,
you know, that Facebook group that had all the heinous
ship in it was you know, it's a small minority
within the group saying I don't think so. Um, and
(43:38):
but again, most of the people are saying it's terrible,
it's difficult. People hate us. I didn't realize how much
people hate us. It's difficult. My wife goes to work,
she gets told a bunch of ship. My kids go
to school, they get told a bunch of ships. I
come home, my parents, my children, and wife tell me
all the ship people were telling them on top of
the ship. I'm being being screamed at me. And the
only piece I have is when my eyes are close
(44:00):
and I'm unconscious and so like, that's bleak. And then
that's where I'm like, is how do we Is there
a way to humanly be able to offer people an alternative?
Because I understand at the end of the day, this
is sort of the cycle wherein you become dependent on
your paycheck to live and you have other bills and
if you are not serving whatever your larger master is,
than you might as well wither away and die. Like yeah,
(44:21):
I mean this is completely different. But my parents, um,
drive food trucks and they've been doing that since we
moved to the US because we just they got to work,
you know, and we came with no money. And now
they're in their mid sixties, and this is like a
physical job. They're like lifting like boxes and driving starting
(44:42):
like four am, and they can't quit or they can't pivot. Yeah,
because again yeah, and also when you think about what
the wages are, it's not enough to do that. It's
not enough to be able to retire. It's only enough too.
It's basically like breathing for a second, you stop your fucked.
And my dad's an architect, so like he just didn't
(45:02):
have time to like learn He learned everything by hand,
you know, so like he'd have to go to school,
learn auto cat all that, and there's no time. And
now he's sixty, completely different from an ice agent. But
that's the situation. Yeah, no, exactly, And I think that's
why it's even more important to even consider, like why
(45:23):
there's that situation is part of a bigger issue about
wade stagnation and the ability of people to be able
to pay their bills and things and not have to
be like, well, I don't know what else you're gonna do,
because you gotta keep doing because of the second you don't,
it's game over. This will blow your mind. I met
a guy the other day at a party who came
here illegally and he's the Trump supporter and he doesn't
(45:45):
he can't even vote right, but he is like obsessed
with Trump, and I'm like, what are you doing. It's
more like the join the people that hate internalized Well, yeah,
it's exact same thing. I would rather be with these
people being like I'm there token and they'll pat my
back and pet my hair and say good boy. Or
(46:08):
I can be one of the thing for yourselfers on
the other side, and I don't. I'd rather not have
that energy, so I'll set aside my own humanity for
the comfort of not being mothered by this very hateful group.
It's fucked up, man um. The other thing that was
in there too was this how how awful the culture
of abuse against women is like within the agency too.
Of the like their employees because it's just it's this,
(46:30):
it's self reliant, just all men. They're in the fucking
desert with no dash cams, body cams, um. One of
the agents. Only five percent of the agents are women, um,
and some that were interviewed were like, I love it
and my male colleagues are great. Others were saying it's
a demeaning place to work. You're assaulted by co workers
(46:51):
one woman, and they're described or in their statement written statement,
described being forced to perform oral sex on fellow agents
and like all this other ship and it was just
saying I never ever met a female agent that was
not targeted by the male agents. Like the whole thing
sounds like a fucking health escape. Do we know how
much they make? They start at fifty I know, like
(47:12):
you can start at around fifty. Yeah, and you're living
in a border town. Your bills are low. That's fucking
that's being yeah. Yeah, and and that's like what's awful too.
It's like, though, this system is also set up to
where you can make people do evil because I know
what you're gonna do. You gonna leave and to spin
(47:35):
a sign for a new FU Pizza shop or a
new I R S. Tax preparation service by wearing a
statue liberty outfit. My god, I'm so depressed. Yeah, I mean,
it's a bad it's a bad system. We make people
work themselves to death and right, you know, and and
right and when you think of all the things right
that they go to, your healthcare, your housing. That's why
(47:55):
you need candidates like Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren who
are saying healthcare is a right? How's is a right?
Not a fucking can you afford it? If not? Piece out?
And I think that's what And because we have we
have that attitude towards things that we should believe as
being basic human rights, that creates a system where now
you have to be stuck doing this thing just to
(48:16):
fucking live. But also, like you know, I feel really
torn up about this whole piece because on one hand,
I really I can empathize with the idea of being
locked financially in a situation, and then it must kill
you to do that. If I look at it as
a human I would rather choose to believe that every
person is just some gestapo nightmare fucking racist. But you know,
(48:39):
fair play to the New York Times for humanizing a
group of people who I normally wouldn't want to give
the time of day two. But it's true not you
know there, that's it's difficult. It's I'm glad the piece
came out. It's good to read that. Yeah, it'll very
much at least give you an idea of how fucking
terrible it is. And the other thing they said too
is because they were working on the border even in
the Obama administration. They knew this the crisis was going
(49:03):
to get work, it was going to become a crisis,
and they were like, we are understaffed here, we don't
have enough money. It's like we've got people coming in
and we literally have the only place we can put
them is some more you know whatever. But again that's
up to the leadership at the highest levels of the
agency to sort out, rather than all of this falling
on the people who prior to these policies. Mostly although
(49:24):
they were rounding people up, We're like, I did it
to like catch drugs, Like I used to want to
see smuggling, drug smuggling, and now I'm more of like
a caretaker and I'm ill equipped. This lady also said
that ICE agent plain person said, um, well, the Obama
times were just as bad. I mean, they need to
(49:45):
port a ton of people too, So I mean that's
why I'm like this. The whole the whole agency itself
is a fucking is a problem. All right, Let's take
a quick break and we'll come back and talk about
pumpkin spice a lot type base manh And we're back
(50:11):
and Trader Joe's has released a pumpkin spice face mask.
Don't come on, let's give it the full respect. A
biocellulose face mask my seasonally spiced with scents from clove leaf,
orange peel, and ginger root oils. This joe Like bio
cellulose mask is set to soothe and moisturize your pretty
parched visage with ingredients like alo pumpkin seed and turmeric
(50:36):
root extracts, colloidal gold and hydrolyzed silk. Protein that feels
like it would burn my face right yeah, or like
be turned into like a sticky syrup. Pumpkin spice is
mostly sugar as far as like any that I've experienced. Yeah,
I don't get a tumeric uh note, and I didn't
(50:58):
have the pumpkin putting it on the turmer. It just
sucking turns your face yellow. Oh my god, you're like
screwed for like a week. The thing I think about
with all those flavors, it reminds me of the paper
at the bottom of a cupcake when I was a kid.
I feel like I'm gonna take the mask off and
just chew on a little bit, right. If there's any
flavor in there because if it's really like, if they're
really riding that way of a pumpkin spice, it's gonna
(51:20):
have to fucking smell, right, Yes, I mean I love
eating things you're not supposed to eat, like chapstick or
so not eating them, but taking a little bit, yeah,
just for the rush, just to test it out, just
to make sure it's actually not good tasting. But hey,
maybe I'll take another the thing that you've been pleasantly
surprised by. Um, chapstick wasn't bad? Which on the cherry
(51:41):
um the like, what's the like basic chapsticks. I think
it's called chapstick. Yeah, no, it's it's more like it's
most like cocoa a little bit. No, it was like
it was like a Butteries but I liked it. I
like what we're talking like it's a food show, like
it was Notes of butter but like CarMax is a
(52:05):
type of car mix. Is the gooey one? Yeah? Yeah
that comes into tube. Yeah. I used to have a
boyfriend that wore a lot of car mix and it
looked like he had really shiny lips. Oh yeah, because
that's like the weird Devil's feedback loop. Right with chapsticks,
like is, certain ones will sort of make your lips
dependent on it, so you will constantly have to reply yeah,
I hear that. Yeah, it drives them essentially. You it's
(52:30):
like one of those medications that gives you a false
dose of something that your body already produces. So your
body starts relying on the medical Ye, so your stops
producing the thing that the chapstick is providing and be illegal. Yeah,
I agree. Let's let's talk about real problem. You need those,
(52:58):
um but yeah, I just I've honestly, all I think
about is I want to taste this face mask. Otherwise
it's just a face mask and you're you putting an
orange envelope and riding a profit wave. Yeah it's only
three bucks of mask. I don't know what that rates.
And then I know you know about facenk is three
dollars a mask? Good? Is that low? Usually that's like
that's a trader Joe's level. Okay, ship, all right? Do
(53:21):
you we should just eat the pumpkins? Yeah, we're like
we're supposed. Yeah. I love pumpkin, Yeah you do. I
love pumpkin. I do a pure at home. I put
a little butter in it like a bisk, like a
bisk but not quite a soupy. It's like you mash
it with a fork. Where do you get the pumpkin from?
Like you buy a whole ass pumpkin. Yeah. I never
(53:44):
in my mind those pumpkins you see at the store
for carving or for carving. I don't think of people
be like I'm gonna eat that, take that home and
eat that. Yeah. My mother in law is Korean, and
she like, we had these pumpkins that were sitting out
like around Halloween, and she is like, well, that's a
waste of pumpkins, and like carved it up, cooked it
and like made pumpkin soup that like filled our entire
(54:07):
like fucking freezer for the next two months. It was
really fucking good. Yeah. We uh in Japan, but that's
more squash technically, but we call that pumpkin like a butter,
not squash. Yeah, it's very delicious. Yeah, and Argentina it's
the same and we call it squashed. Took a lot
about squash. We're just yeah, we're just connecting bridges here.
(54:28):
The word squash is funny. It's great, great work. Where
did it come from? On Amatopia I think squash it's
a Native American or Latin squash etymology. This is the
thing we really this is the important ship we like
to talk about. Yeah, and I don't have Yeah, I
had so many opinions about the squash, and I had
nothing to say about the rest of the ship. Let's
(54:51):
talk about what maybe is the only story we should
ever be talking about. The fact that there are actual
UFOs on camera that we've seen doesn't mean they're aliens
that are doing impossible things that shouldn't be possible. That
like you can hear the pilot on the video being like,
holy shit, they're flying against the wind and they're just
(55:13):
like going so fast they can't even like the camera
can't even keep up. And then they just like do
a ninety degree turn and like shoot off in the
other direction. It was that video new No, No, it's
an old video. But because so it was provided by
a blink one two before the dude from two and
his like Mission to the Stars or Stars Academy and
(55:36):
the Stars thing, and people were like, yeah, it looks
like really official Navy stuff, and like a lot of
people were saying it's probably real, But the Navy came
out and was like those videos are real, but they
weren't supposed to get out, which was amazing, which is
kind of a weird statement. Yeah, I get so happy
(55:57):
when I hear about aliens right them. Yeah, so, but
please don't destroy us. I hope they destroy us, honestly,
you know, honestly, Yeah, I would. You're right, You're right. Actually,
when I think about it, if if we if we
got to die by all together the aliens, I would
be the coolest thing. Or to see a big as
asteroid just come like the sun go dark and be
(56:17):
like yo, I think about that all the time walking
down the street, Like you want I have annihilation fantasies too.
Do you want an apocalypse that is over like that,
like the sun goes dark and then gone? Or do
you want one the like you got a couple of
weeks to say about. If that was the case, I
would do like a suicide. Yeah. I wouldn't wait till
(56:39):
the end. It would be too much. I knew it
was going to end. I feel like you would see
society completely collapsed and it would be so I think
versus I would like two three hours. Yeah, but then
even then those two thrond be wacky. Yeah right, I
would like to be like, okay, Aliens, cut me a deal,
like if I'm on vacation with my family, let it
happen right at least, like, hey, we're together. They were
(57:00):
in the living room. Check this out here they come
crack a bottle. I know, because I think I would
feel bad if I was, you know, with y'all right
now and likedam I would like see my grandpa, Like
I would like see some people real quick. Thanks a lot, man.
I don't want anybody to know because when that ship
goes down inevitably because I'm with you everybody so much
(57:20):
and it happens, I'll be like, you know, it's not
how I wanted it, but let's make it work. I
was just gonna say, I hope I'm not with my
kids and I'm here with Miles, so that I can
at least how much he means to me. Anyways, the
reason they came out and we're like, and it's not
supposed to get out, but yes, it's real is they
are encouraging people who witness these UFOs to report them
(57:46):
because in the past, people who work for the Navy
would see them and just be like, well, ship everyone's
gonna think we're crazy. We like, you know, say that
we saw a UFO. So they're saying, don't call them UFO.
Their u a P s Unidentified aerial phenomena, and they're
(58:08):
they're just like more pissed that these objects are breaking
into our airspace without any explanation or right because I
was going to say, like maybe that it's like an
asteroid or a flying star, but no, they're actually in
the under the atmosphere and they're moving around freely like
interacting in like that's piloted, not just like flying into
(58:30):
the water. It's like stopping, Nope, this way now you
know what's excited one video too, I just like the
excitement of the Navy pilots because you're like, oh, ship,
did you lock on it? And it's like no, man,
I'm tracking like you can tell. They're even like what
the funk are we looking at it? And I'm excited
as a human being because I've not seen anything outside
of our realm of understanding. So are they visiting and
(58:52):
taking pictures? We have no idea. There's there's also like
images imagine if you had that an answer for me,
there's actually it's actually the reconnaissance missions actually occurred in
the eighteenth century final planning for invasion. There there are
videos of them like hovering above the ocean. Now these
(59:14):
aren't like the Navy videos, but huking about the ocean,
the oceans like boiling or crazy. Man. I mean, whatever
it is, it's we don't know it's it's definitely a phenomena. Yeah, yeah,
bos amigos welcome. Well, so the military is not saying
(59:42):
that to people coming to Area fifty one. Today's the day.
The day is the day that was initially announced on
that Facebook group storm Are fifty one. They can't stop us.
All kind of coincidence that that other story would come
out like the day, Yeah, I think it. I think
it came out a few days ago. But uh yeah,
(01:00:04):
maybe the Navy is like, look, we're we're gonna admit it.
They're real, just like I don't, don't don't we don't
want to have to shoot you all. Yeah, I mean
yeah that. But that group got canceled because it became
so many people who were joining, and then the government
was like, do not fucking even think about doing this,
And they visited the dude who planned it or who
(01:00:24):
started the group and they were like, you don't want this.
They this is not going to go well for you
or any of these Vada right Nellis air Force based facility.
I think I feel like we all have one friend
who would go to that thing. At least three friends
(01:00:45):
I think are going. We're definitely thinking about it. When
this ship, Yeah, people were talking about it almost like
it was like Coachella like that people are going to
go on parties, like that's what they did. I think
they did another one called like alien Stock or wood
Stock or UFO stock type thing, but that's going to
be at that Vegas convention center or something. So that's
(01:01:08):
like that's just for money. That's for people to like
sell like Bootleg bar Simpson alien Um. Also check out
the new Daily merch where there's Simpsons Oh what's out?
Hell yeah announcement in the middle of yes Um. But
so then there's also a group called there's a I
(01:01:30):
guess this new entertainment shopping complex called Area fifteen that's
in Vegas, and I think part of their promotional things like,
hey man, we don't care if those people quit. We're
going and we're going to live stream the whole thing.
So if you hey, if you're on a shopping call,
if you're listening to this on Friday morning, check this out.
Maybe the live stream is happening. You might be able
to see a group of board people that want to
(01:01:52):
feel what it's like to be shot by guards protecting
the secret of militarians getting turned into hamburg Um. And
then also two Dutch guys, one was a YouTuber and
his friend were arrested for fucking snooping around, like past
the perimeter fence, snooping around. Imagine them like ducking that that, yeah, exactly,
(01:02:12):
and then like when the spotlight hits them, they're like freeze.
But like when they asked them, they're like, are you
here for that dumbass Facebook group, They're like, we're not
here for the lolls. Man. They're quote, was we did
not here, my honor, I'm not here for the lolls.
I'm a military guard. What he's talking about? They said.
The two Dutch guys were caught. They said, we didn't
have any intention to storm it because we leave on
(01:02:35):
on the day before the actual storming, So wow, how
can we do that? Uh? And they said, and we
just wanted to like quote go there right. So the
thing that I feel like people don't realize is that
the gate is not like right next to the warehouse
where they keep the it's area fifty one has a
lot of area you should like, Yeah, there's like miles
(01:02:58):
and miles and then a mountain between you and anything
you're going to want to see, so you can't just
like sneak past the gate and then like tiptoe around
and find what you're looking for. Like in their fantasy heads,
they're like, there's going to be an alien guard on
like a cigarette break like a cigarette We're gonna find
(01:03:20):
out I smoked that, or in the movie version, they're
like wandering through it's like the second day that have
barely any water and like this is a mistake, dude,
And they trip on like the secret hatch, like the
back door into it. Whoa, and they go down and
it's like that coffee break room and men in black
like Viennese cinnamon. Oh my god, coffee flavor. I think
(01:03:43):
that's what one of the guys trif you know why,
because at the time I did not know that Viennese
was an adjective form for Vienna, So I was like,
did they say Vietnamese cinnamon? And then as a kid.
That was really fucking with my head. Then I looked
it up. I bought I bought a book, was a
shooting script of men in black. Read the words out loud,
and then realized it was sucking you up. That Vietnam
(01:04:06):
had its own sinnament. I didn't know what it was.
I was like, in my mind, I was like, that's
not a coffee flavor because my mom drank it was
a coffee snobbish growing on and I was like, I
never heard no Vietnamese seamen, that's where. That's how much
time I have as a child and even into this day. Yeah,
I was gonna say, you know so much and yet
I know so little. Well compared to me, you know
(01:04:29):
so much. I don't know anything. Oh, come on, I
know less than you and we just met. Ah, that's
not true, but thank you know it's true. Well, it's
been battle. I truly know less. I'm a fucking Honestly,
I'm like I need a breathing Yes, uh tomorrow. It's
(01:04:51):
been a pleasure of having you. This was so fun.
I'm going to miss you guys after today. It's going
to miss me more. I jumped to I said, although, hey,
look I know who I'm calling. If the alien countdown happens,
we're in the same area. I'm like, hey, we'll have
a glass of wine. Have a glass of wine, maybe
some acid, maybe some coke. Ye smoke a blunt just
(01:05:15):
to the face. Yeah, me too, and then I'll picture.
Then it was like, do you think the aliens are
gonna think I'm stupid? My hands? You're talking about, dude,
they're sucking. Oh my god? What if we looked in
there was one outside with a pumpkin spice mask on.
(01:05:37):
It's like, you know what, maybe we'll save your planet.
Right If this is what you're doing, where it can
people follow you find you. I'm on Twitter at dances
with Tammy's worst name ever, but it was a long
time ago. I don't know. It was a play on
Dances with Wolves, which I've never seen, which was popular
(01:05:59):
when you do in Twitter right three years ago? Yeah,
that's it. And on Instagram I'm Tamara Yeah here and
a J with y A J I A oh, and
I have a podcast called Teresa Talk where I talked
about ship and farts the whole time. Kind of talk
(01:06:22):
because me and my sister eat a different sausage every episode.
That's the like, we don't even talk about it now,
we just eat it and talk about ship. Yeah, I
want that d D. Yeah. And you sometimes get drunk
on Funnier Die and I get drunk on Funnier Die.
And I watched movies I've never seen. I just did
(01:06:42):
Labyrinth with my No, not Labyrinth, um, never ending story
with my sister. What's the best movie or the movie
that you were mad that you were missing out on? Um?
I Shrek? I think you really like? Yeah? I liked it.
I wasn't like crazy about it, but it was cool
to see and I'm glad I held off for it. Yeah.
(01:07:03):
It's a foundational text, I think so culture. It's our
Hammurabi's code. Yes. Uh? And is there a tweet you've
been enjoying? Well, I, um, this isn't a funny tweet,
but um, did you? I'm gonna read it right here.
So this was like two days ago, and I just
couldn't believe it. It's posted by Newsweek and it says
(01:07:26):
massive semen explosion after blaze hits bull artificial insemination facility.
Firefight fighters forced to dodge projectiles. Yeah, yeah, that's so.
What was weird about the odor just the thing earning come. Yeah.
(01:07:49):
I mean imagine being a firefighter having to go to
that dodging projective and being like a like a homophobic,
like toxic bro. It's like, dude, I don't getting her that.
Come fly, No, it doesn't burn. It's bull come too.
But they say it was probably very devastating to that
agricultural sector because it was like they need that was valuable.
Come right, yeah? And bulls are you know their refractory
(01:08:12):
period is a while. I think saying that's bull come
instead of bull craps go, it's a good new direction.
That would be so jarring. Man, that's BC before. Oh
do you think it's white like male? Come? Like human? Come? Yeah?
Has come another color? Hey? If you're a veterinarian, let
(01:08:34):
us know. Yeah, are there other color? Yellower? There must be,
because I mean animals have like other color blood. It
can't be that come as the great equalizer. And maybe
there's like pieces of something in it. It's like birthday cake,
birthday cake coming. Like the doctor sees that is like, um,
(01:08:56):
you should stay right here. I need to call the
c D c uh. Do you have fun fetty come
dial in? Fun fetty come is great, like just fun
fetty shout out or just regular confetti fetty that's dry,
that would be dry, made a little like that's cute. Yeah,
(01:09:17):
por noise, Miles. Where can people find you? Oh, you
can find me and follow me on Twitter and Instagram
at Miles of Gray. Now, get ready for this tweet
because it's so on point for the conversation we're having.
It's from at Stealing Valerie Betto. This ship is fucked up? Everyone,
(01:09:37):
what's your plan to fix it? Betto to his Betto
to his advisors. Should I start saying come now? Um,
(01:10:00):
let's start saying? My tweet worth the shot. My tweet
is also on topic and it's from you. Masturbating is crazy.
You just poke or tug at your genitalia and a
sauce comes out. Yeah, a sauce. It's golf is. You
(01:10:27):
can find me on Twitter, Jack Underscore O'Brien, you can
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well as the song we Ride out on Miles wasn't
(01:10:48):
We're gonna just ride into the sunset into the weekend.
This is a track from calli Ouches featuring Steve Lacey,
one of my favorites. It's called Justice Stranger and it's bunky,
you know what I mean. And we like to go
into the weekend with a little funk in our trunk,
riding out of season one. Oh yeah, in our trum,
a little funk in our trunk because we don't use
(01:11:09):
the days. That's right. This is one of the ones
you were playing this morning. Um. Actually this one I
was playing on Loop on my way in and then
I was like, I don't think I should just keep
this looping in the office. But this is a wonderful track. Um,
and yeah, enjoy that and uh yeah no the weekend.
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