June 25, 2024 • 20 mins
In this edition of Raw Dogging Zeits, Jack and Miles discuss people "rawdogging" flights, Hashem Al-Gaili's prison of the future, the trailer for The Rock's new film "Red One", Starbuck's new hyper caffeinated drink and much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of raw
dogging Zites. Why trends are raw dogging sites? The title
story because I guess you're My name is Jack, That
(00:20):
is Miles. This is the show where we tell you
what's trend in and the story that's captured our minds
and hearts. Why men are raw dogging flights is quite so.
Raw dogging flights is when you sit down for your
(00:41):
flight and you do not allow yourself any entertainment.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Some even spurn the use of water.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You're not allowed to have water.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You're not allowed to have anything to distract you from
the seat back in front of you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Maps.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
At best, you are allowed to watch the flight map. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So my question I was saying, can you meditate? Cause
I feel like this is you can't not meditate if
you're just staring at a thing in front of you.
Your mind has to, like I think the thing that
some of the comments are people saying like, oh, actually,
like you know, barebacking bra. I don't know why flying raw,
I don't know why. It's also gross, but such a
young like it actually makes the flight go by quickly.
(01:25):
I think that meat that has to mean that your
brain is going into some sort of meditative like shutdown state.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You have to associate on someone. There's no way you
can be fully pressed. I mean, I don't know unless
these people are fucking mentality monsters, yes, and are able
to be so vigilant and that not be boring as hell.
I think you know, Justin was bringing up to and
I think this is a valid point. There's a lot
of people claiming that they're they're they're flying raw, but
(01:55):
it's like you was like, whoa, I can't believe I
just did that kind of shit. It's like starting a
video or go like ninety nine one hundred push ups.
What's up, y'all? I'm miles, you know what I mean? Like,
I don't know, Like I would love to see someone
upload a fucking time lapse.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The call every day by what hard?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Arnold?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, maybe you'll beat me next time. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I
told him how to fucking record right now. But yeah,
I don't know. I mean, I've I've definitely had my
moments where I don't like Sometimes the music I'm listening
to isn't like quite vibing with me, so I just
take my headphones out and I just checked the map.
But usually that's because like there's something interesting on the map.
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I'm like, oh, we're flying over this.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Part of or some shit.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, like a big old airplane. Holy shit, that airplane
is huge. Man, it's the size of Delaware.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's really big. I didn't realize it was that big, but.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I've seen so. I mean, this is something. This is
a bit from.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Seinfeld as we were talking about, like Buddy is flying
with a lane and they're on a plane and she's like,
do you want anything to read? And he's like nope, no, nope,
just happy to stare at the seat in front of me.
My sister also witnessed this on an incredibly long flight
and we were both like immediately was like, oh my god,
(03:14):
you're never gonna guess what.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It became lore.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, it became low immediately because it seems so strong.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Was the flight that your sister said she witnessed, someone
just go brain off.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Uh fourteen hours and fifty eight minutes for.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Almost fifteen hours, no stimuli.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No stimuli cumini.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think here's the thing I'm not. I'm honestly, it's
more impressive to me that I don't know or concerning
I don't know where I'm caught, Like if I'm concerned
that you literally need nothing, like you could just stare
straight ahead for hours on it, like a fucking ten
hour flight, and maybe people are doing shorter flights, or
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I'm just worried about like the lack of brain activity.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm about to go on a long flight, and I
can tell you I am not going to be trying this.
I mean, I guess I'll sit down. I'll sit down
and like see how long I can go.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Jack, But I didn't know you were a sailor dude
wearing condoms and wrap it up, wrap it up by
having an iPod, iPod iPad and whatever fucking movies would light.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Like, I know, there are some times in my life
where I'm like, I'm actually stressing myself out by giving
myself too much stimulation right now, and I just need
to give my brain a break to like be present
in my surroundings. But I don't, I don't know, this
just seems unnecessarily rigorous to be doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I mean, think of okay, but let's think of our
our fucking animal brains pre smartphone and wireless internet, right,
Like I remember one of the first flights. I remember
going to Japan as a kid. I had one like
kid's book and a handheld Tiger electronic video game of
(05:04):
Police Academy, like you remember back back when games are
like six buttons, and it was like, yeah, same five
animations like on an LCD screen in your.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Life, just moved back and forth.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I had, and I managed
to just fuck around and do that and probably annoy
the shit out of my mom or something. But and
then as we got older, then it was just music
or a book. But again I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I mean you have to end up doing a form
of this when you have kids, because like if you're
trying to like watch something and the kids are like,
you know, asking you a question every five minutes, that
ends up being like you end up being annoyed and
not that great a.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Pat what's Acus? Right? What's Aracus? What's shi Halu? But
yeah you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Watch him done too?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
More on that.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah that I'm hooked on spice, But yeah, I don't know.
It's please let us like, I would love to hear
from somebody personally who like, it must be maybe an
overstimulation thing that allows you to be like, no, this
is actually the most peaceful version for me to get
through a flight, because also just.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Weird for it, Like I get the male urge to
be like I'm fucking punishing myself, you know what I mean,
and then like bragging about that shit, but I want
to know a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Of the headlines like why are men doing this? But
then there's other headlines that are like a woman explains
why she rowed.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Off, like my mom does it, and it freaks me out.
Yeah yeah, so yeah, it's like please write it. Let
us know.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hey, speaking of freaks me out, there's a video showcasing
a total recall esque prison that is freaking the Internet out.
In the video, quote Cognify punish prisoners by showing them
AI generated footage of the offense that they were convicted
of in virtual reality, and then the inmates are implanted
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with synthetic memories and ultimately released in a matter of
minutes threading years and people are like, oh my god,
I can't believe this is happening. This seems like bad
sci fi, and it is bad sci fi.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, I guessn't exists. This is just a.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Video made by a quote science communicator slash Hack YouTube
video maker Hashem Al Gaili, and he's the same guy
who released a cgi concept video for Ecdo Life The
World's Not Not about Me in middle school when I
(07:32):
was bringing that ECDO cooler to school every day in
my lunchbox. This is the world's first artificial womb facility.
So he just like he's on his like Geiger.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Shit, guy's name. What's the guy's name? Is it Alien
hr Gieger? Yeah, just on that kind of like this
is what I kind of envision. This is my wacky
vision of the future. But I hear he's like also
a scientist, so but I just love the idea that
some I don't know, are we nerdy for being like
that shit it doesn't exist yet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Right, Yeah, I mean I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's another one's a sky hotel. It's just a big
airplane that people are like chilling in. But it's just
weird because he like puts out these concept videos and
people like the future is here.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
It's just you know, it's dumb, man. The Internet's dumb,
turns out man.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Just yeah, just upload your content. I mean, but I
think maybe it's believable because we're like tangentially it feels
like these technologies are close to being here, and we're
already talking about like downloading your data or whatever to
create like a version of yourself like virtually or this
other shit.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
But oh yeah, I think that's bullshit too, though, the
downloaded virtual download of your consciousness that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
If you can download, but I think you could train
in a large language model to speak like you did
if you gave it enough emails like text wise, you
know what I mean. Yeah, but yeah, not to the
point where like it's like, dude, what's up, bro, Mike,
I've been chilling. Man, you know, physically I'm dead, but
my content business is here. It's kind of fucking upsetting,
so cold. There are a glass of water. But we
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are like also in that age of like scams where
it's like, hey man, we'll give you like sort of
weird niche fund information if you give us all of
your data. Like there was something I saw where there's
this app where you upload all your message data and
it rates your relationship strength with your partner. It's like
you basically it's based on you giving up all of
(09:29):
your messages to this app and then it scores like
who responds first, who initiates more conversations where the balance
of power is like just through this data set. But again,
it requires you to give up all of your messages.
I'm pretty sure just for like a cool infographic where
we're like, I'm a good communicator.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
More scores thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, I hope it is an easy greater Le's
people just leave feeling good about themselves. Yeah, all right,
let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
We're back, We're back.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Is my face still there?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We still we're still fucking reeling from watching that trailer.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We just watched the trailer for Red One, the Rocks
new movie. It's a Christmas action movie in which the
Rock and Chris Evans doing an accent.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Try to rescue what was his accent. Chris Evans at
one point was like, wait a second, you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh wow, I didn't even catch that.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I was so it was just for a split second.
He doesn't keep up with it. He immediately loses his
confidence that.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah. I was just like, I think my eyes were
starting to roll back into my head as I watched that.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So it's is basically JK. Simmons is Santa Claus. Uh,
he's jacked. The rock is like Santa claus personal trainer
and bodyguard. Yeah, and then Santa Claus get kidnapped and
then they're like, we need one guy. He's the guy
(11:12):
who's the best at tracker. He can track anything down,
even Santa Claus. I don't know why I can track
Santa Claus. That's on that website every Christmas.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, I think Norad, right.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Norid do that. I love when Norad does cute stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, like tracking, Like ICVM needs to come up with
like a cute app right, just like where's the Easter Bunny? Yeah, exactly,
Easter Bunny has been compromised the CIA, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Easter Bunny has fallen. The trailers is wild because it's
like obviously we're presuming that Santa Claus is real, and
like this whole also fantasy world where they're like killer
snowmen and polar bears that are like literally walk like
have a pimp strut, like when that polar bear literally
had like a little fucking flavor in its step. There's
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the Headless Horseman, and there's just so much going on.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What it is straight up, the Easter Bunny has Fallen.
Bront Like, that's the that feels like it could have
been the one sentence fragment pitch, Yeah, I got this
green La.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Santa has Fallen is what this movie is.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It looks like shit, it looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The amount of effects? What is this fucking cost?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
That is the thing that blew my mind. I was like, wow,
is like, so they didn't spend that much on this
because it just looks like a big CGI fucking mess,
just a fest plato ball of CGI effects. They spent
two hundred and fifty million dollars on that rash love.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That quarter of a billion dollars for the Red One
Last Fight.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Santa has Fallen?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, I I want to see the thing is, people,
I'm famously into any Christmas movie. You love Christmas from
the top to the dregs of the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
What is the.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Also the Hallmark Channel? Okay, it's a bit of a
it's a bit of a flat Earth kind of thing.
But with this, I'm like so overwhelmed with everything it's
trying to do. It's like a heist film. It's a
it's like a fucking again. It's like a Gerard Butler
type action movie with the textures of Christmas. It's just
doing too much. It's doing too much.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Too much.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I will see it maybe. Is it streaming. If it's streaming,
I'll go see it maybe.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But it feels like it's got to be like a
straight to Netflix, like.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It said in theaters, I think that last.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Part oh wow, so whatever man.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, at least it's not a prequel or a sequel.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It really it looks like a movie where the character,
at least one character is going to say, wow, that
just happened.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, you know what I mean, like that just happened
to energy.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, or like obligatory, like someone gets kicked in the
nuts and they're like, I didn't mean like that. You know.
You're like, oh, it's got nutshots in it.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
The only the only Santa Claus action movie I need
is the one from I Think You Should Leave Season two?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Nuts all.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I need a bit of a cosmic gumbo that this
is a cosmic gumbo.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Starbucks has come home.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
They know what the people want, and that is a
Starbucks drink so caffeinated it will kill them.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
This is just like everyone's playing keep up man.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But this feels like It was an idea that was
always supposed to be made by Starbucks. The charged Lemons aid, you're,
you know, like all the all the hyper caffeinated summertime
cooling beverages that other people are doing, right, who else
did it? It was Panera, a soup you know, a
(15:05):
soup company did it. And it was like, well, that
doesn't make any sense, but they seem to have stumbled
on something very powerful, so powerful that it was killing people.
And I think another company did it. I forget was
a Duncan America.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh yeah, I mean I think everybody runs.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Going Duncan so fast that they're likes fall off.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Can I make someone have their heart explode after three SIPs? Yeah?
This one? What?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
This one's not so bad.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So they saw that the other people's drinks were killing customers,
and we're like, we're going to rail it in.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
We're going to reel it in to So.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
This is only one hundred and eighty to two hundred
and fifty or two hundred and five milligrams of caffeine,
which is similar in caffeine content to a Grande Starbucks
cold brew. By the way, a Grande Starbucks cold brew
will if I drink that will make me feel crazy
for a full twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's that's too much, bro. Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So yeah, the Panera charge lemonade with no ice and
all charge lemonade would have get it gaven you three
hundred and ninety. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, they definitely they're
they're worried.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It's way too much caffeine for anybody who's not like
just trying to be out of their mind.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Or stay alive. Like that's a dark undercurrent of like
our over caffeinated culture is, like so much of it
is just to merely get through the day to.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Toiler work for yourself to death.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, truly. Oh well, and the fucking promotional image. It
looks like these fucking cups like broke apart, like a
like crystal meth.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's like, yo, bro, do you know what this kind
of ice does? Got them rocks over here? Anyway, We
got Tina over here, we got all it's all Tina
over here, that biker coffee.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Brian the Editor has suggested a new TikTok channel where
you raw dog a trans Pacific flight juiced on a
hypercaffeinated beverage. Just like so I think like one of
the raw dogging a flight articles suggests that it started
or like people got the idea from Hijack, which is
a show in which Idris Elba has his phone taken
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away on a flight and then realizes.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I think that the flight is being hijacked or something
like it is.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
His phone taken away. He's like sitting in first class
or whatever. I don't know. I remember watching the whole
thing and was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It felt like you were staring at the back of
a plane.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well there was like this whole other angle about like
tanking the stock price of the airline because of hijacking
took place, and then like exploiting the stock price manipulation
from that. It was all very like that. There was
all these ins and outs that I forgot pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So credit to him, dude, But you you saw that
show and you didn't even come up with the viral
trend of raw dogging a flight.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, a thing that again has existed. This is it.
It's just existed. Some people are fucking strange like that
and they don't need anything and they can just go,
you know, do a hard reset of their brain midflight,
low power mode whatever. Yeah, and make it there. But yeah,
mayben sure if if it DRIs Elbow needs that, we'll
give you that, Crownd, But I don't think you deserve it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Wow. If anything, the guy deserves everything.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
The man that your sister witnessed. That person has a
better claim I think to this tho anyway, because when
was that years ago? Right? It wasn't like in the
last year.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I think that was like oh nine, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah. Been braw Dog in flight since Yeah, at.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Least then, at least that.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I just it's that the idea is horrifying. And then
add caffeine to that, just full on existential panic. Yeah,
the challenge should be completely empty stomach, drink a fucking
trainta of this caffeinated ship and then hop on a
flight and go from LA to whatever you have to cross.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
No, no no no no.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well you thought you could go to the bathroom, Dave
grown no, no you no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know, not so fast?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, uh, this this is an episode that has given
me a lot of good ideas of what I'm going
to do with my life.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, you got a flight coming up, Jack, I got
a flight coming up. I'll get you a GoPro if
you put it to the back of the seat in
front of you and just tape yourself a thousand yard
stairs straight into the lens. How long can you hold it?
How many hours can you hold it?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
My wife does have my wife does have a thera gun,
so I can.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I could do the hard And they're like, Yo, this
dude's rod dogging on my flight and he's also got
a thera gun up against his temple hardset plus an RDO.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right, those are some of the things that are
trending on this Tuesday, June twenty fifth. We are back
tomorrow with a whole episode of the show. Until then,
be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Bye bye,
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of raw
dogging Zites. Why trends are raw dogging sites? The title
story because I guess you're My name is Jack, That
(00:20):
is Miles. This is the show where we tell you
what's trend in and the story that's captured our minds
and hearts. Why men are raw dogging flights is quite so.
Raw dogging flights is when you sit down for your
(00:41):
flight and you do not allow yourself any entertainment.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Some even spurn the use of water.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
You're not allowed to have water.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
You're not allowed to have anything to distract you from
the seat back in front of you.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
Maps.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
At best, you are allowed to watch the flight map. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
So my question I was saying, can you meditate? Cause
I feel like this is you can't not meditate if
you're just staring at a thing in front of you.
Your mind has to, like I think the thing that
some of the comments are people saying like, oh, actually,
like you know, barebacking bra. I don't know why flying raw,
I don't know why. It's also gross, but such a
young like it actually makes the flight go by quickly.
(01:25):
I think that meat that has to mean that your
brain is going into some sort of meditative like shutdown state.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You have to associate on someone. There's no way you
can be fully pressed. I mean, I don't know unless
these people are fucking mentality monsters, yes, and are able
to be so vigilant and that not be boring as hell.
I think you know, Justin was bringing up to and
I think this is a valid point. There's a lot
of people claiming that they're they're they're flying raw, but
(01:55):
it's like you was like, whoa, I can't believe I
just did that kind of shit. It's like starting a
video or go like ninety nine one hundred push ups.
What's up, y'all? I'm miles, you know what I mean? Like,
I don't know, Like I would love to see someone
upload a fucking time lapse.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
The call every day by what hard?
Speaker 4 (02:15):
All right?
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Arnold?
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Yeah, maybe you'll beat me next time. Arnold Schwarzenegger. I
told him how to fucking record right now. But yeah,
I don't know. I mean, I've I've definitely had my
moments where I don't like Sometimes the music I'm listening
to isn't like quite vibing with me, so I just
take my headphones out and I just checked the map.
But usually that's because like there's something interesting on the map.
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I'm like, oh, we're flying over this.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Part of or some shit.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, like a big old airplane. Holy shit, that airplane
is huge. Man, it's the size of Delaware.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
It's really big. I didn't realize it was that big, but.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
I've seen so. I mean, this is something. This is
a bit from.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Seinfeld as we were talking about, like Buddy is flying
with a lane and they're on a plane and she's like,
do you want anything to read? And he's like nope, no, nope,
just happy to stare at the seat in front of me.
My sister also witnessed this on an incredibly long flight
and we were both like immediately was like, oh my god,
(03:14):
you're never gonna guess what.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
It became lore.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Yeah, it became low immediately because it seems so strong.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Was the flight that your sister said she witnessed, someone
just go brain off.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Uh fourteen hours and fifty eight minutes for.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Almost fifteen hours, no stimuli.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
No stimuli cumini.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
I think here's the thing I'm not. I'm honestly, it's
more impressive to me that I don't know or concerning
I don't know where I'm caught, Like if I'm concerned
that you literally need nothing, like you could just stare
straight ahead for hours on it, like a fucking ten
hour flight, and maybe people are doing shorter flights, or
(03:55):
I'm just worried about like the lack of brain activity.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
I'm about to go on a long flight, and I
can tell you I am not going to be trying this.
I mean, I guess I'll sit down. I'll sit down
and like see how long I can go.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Jack, But I didn't know you were a sailor dude
wearing condoms and wrap it up, wrap it up by
having an iPod, iPod iPad and whatever fucking movies would light.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Like, I know, there are some times in my life
where I'm like, I'm actually stressing myself out by giving
myself too much stimulation right now, and I just need
to give my brain a break to like be present
in my surroundings. But I don't, I don't know, this
just seems unnecessarily rigorous to be doing it.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
I mean, think of okay, but let's think of our
our fucking animal brains pre smartphone and wireless internet, right,
Like I remember one of the first flights. I remember
going to Japan as a kid. I had one like
kid's book and a handheld Tiger electronic video game of
(05:04):
Police Academy, like you remember back back when games are
like six buttons, and it was like, yeah, same five
animations like on an LCD screen in your.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
Life, just moved back and forth.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all I had, and I managed
to just fuck around and do that and probably annoy
the shit out of my mom or something. But and
then as we got older, then it was just music
or a book. But again I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I mean you have to end up doing a form
of this when you have kids, because like if you're
trying to like watch something and the kids are like,
you know, asking you a question every five minutes, that
ends up being like you end up being annoyed and
not that great a.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Pat what's Acus? Right? What's Aracus? What's shi Halu? But
yeah you.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Watch him done too?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Right now?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
More on that.
Speaker 4 (05:52):
Yeah that I'm hooked on spice, But yeah, I don't know.
It's please let us like, I would love to hear
from somebody personally who like, it must be maybe an
overstimulation thing that allows you to be like, no, this
is actually the most peaceful version for me to get
through a flight, because also just.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Weird for it, Like I get the male urge to
be like I'm fucking punishing myself, you know what I mean,
and then like bragging about that shit, but I want
to know a lot.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Of the headlines like why are men doing this? But
then there's other headlines that are like a woman explains
why she rowed.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Off, like my mom does it, and it freaks me out.
Yeah yeah, so yeah, it's like please write it. Let
us know.
Speaker 1 (06:34):
Hey, speaking of freaks me out, there's a video showcasing
a total recall esque prison that is freaking the Internet out.
In the video, quote Cognify punish prisoners by showing them
AI generated footage of the offense that they were convicted
of in virtual reality, and then the inmates are implanted
(06:56):
with synthetic memories and ultimately released in a matter of
minutes threading years and people are like, oh my god,
I can't believe this is happening. This seems like bad
sci fi, and it is bad sci fi.
Speaker 3 (07:08):
Yeah, I guessn't exists. This is just a.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
Video made by a quote science communicator slash Hack YouTube
video maker Hashem Al Gaili, and he's the same guy
who released a cgi concept video for Ecdo Life The
World's Not Not about Me in middle school when I
(07:32):
was bringing that ECDO cooler to school every day in
my lunchbox. This is the world's first artificial womb facility.
So he just like he's on his like Geiger.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
Shit, guy's name. What's the guy's name? Is it Alien
hr Gieger? Yeah, just on that kind of like this
is what I kind of envision. This is my wacky
vision of the future. But I hear he's like also
a scientist, so but I just love the idea that
some I don't know, are we nerdy for being like
that shit it doesn't exist yet.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Right, Yeah, I mean I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
There's another one's a sky hotel. It's just a big
airplane that people are like chilling in. But it's just
weird because he like puts out these concept videos and
people like the future is here.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
It's just you know, it's dumb, man. The Internet's dumb,
turns out man.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Just yeah, just upload your content. I mean, but I
think maybe it's believable because we're like tangentially it feels
like these technologies are close to being here, and we're
already talking about like downloading your data or whatever to
create like a version of yourself like virtually or this
other shit.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
But oh yeah, I think that's bullshit too, though, the
downloaded virtual download of your consciousness that I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
If you can download, but I think you could train
in a large language model to speak like you did
if you gave it enough emails like text wise, you
know what I mean. Yeah, but yeah, not to the
point where like it's like, dude, what's up, bro, Mike,
I've been chilling. Man, you know, physically I'm dead, but
my content business is here. It's kind of fucking upsetting,
so cold. There are a glass of water. But we
(09:07):
are like also in that age of like scams where
it's like, hey man, we'll give you like sort of
weird niche fund information if you give us all of
your data. Like there was something I saw where there's
this app where you upload all your message data and
it rates your relationship strength with your partner. It's like
you basically it's based on you giving up all of
(09:29):
your messages to this app and then it scores like
who responds first, who initiates more conversations where the balance
of power is like just through this data set. But again,
it requires you to give up all of your messages.
I'm pretty sure just for like a cool infographic where
we're like, I'm a good communicator.
Speaker 3 (09:47):
More scores thirty eight.
Speaker 1 (09:48):
Yeah, yeah, I hope it is an easy greater Le's
people just leave feeling good about themselves. Yeah, all right,
let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
And we're back.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
We're back, We're back.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
Is my face still there?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
We still we're still fucking reeling from watching that trailer.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
We just watched the trailer for Red One, the Rocks
new movie. It's a Christmas action movie in which the
Rock and Chris Evans doing an accent.
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Try to rescue what was his accent. Chris Evans at
one point was like, wait a second, you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Oh wow, I didn't even catch that.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I was so it was just for a split second.
He doesn't keep up with it. He immediately loses his
confidence that.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Yeah. I was just like, I think my eyes were
starting to roll back into my head as I watched that.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
So it's is basically JK. Simmons is Santa Claus. Uh,
he's jacked. The rock is like Santa claus personal trainer
and bodyguard. Yeah, and then Santa Claus get kidnapped and
then they're like, we need one guy. He's the guy
(11:12):
who's the best at tracker. He can track anything down,
even Santa Claus. I don't know why I can track
Santa Claus. That's on that website every Christmas.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
Oh yeah yeah yeah, I think Norad, right.
Speaker 3 (11:24):
Norid do that. I love when Norad does cute stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
Yeah, like tracking, Like ICVM needs to come up with
like a cute app right, just like where's the Easter Bunny? Yeah, exactly,
Easter Bunny has been compromised the CIA, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Easter Bunny has fallen. The trailers is wild because it's
like obviously we're presuming that Santa Claus is real, and
like this whole also fantasy world where they're like killer
snowmen and polar bears that are like literally walk like
have a pimp strut, like when that polar bear literally
had like a little fucking flavor in its step. There's
(12:04):
the Headless Horseman, and there's just so much going on.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
What it is straight up, the Easter Bunny has Fallen.
Bront Like, that's the that feels like it could have
been the one sentence fragment pitch, Yeah, I got this
green La.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Santa has Fallen is what this movie is.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
It looks like shit, it looks crazy.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
The amount of effects? What is this fucking cost?
Speaker 1 (12:29):
That is the thing that blew my mind. I was like, wow,
is like, so they didn't spend that much on this
because it just looks like a big CGI fucking mess,
just a fest plato ball of CGI effects. They spent
two hundred and fifty million dollars on that rash love.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
That quarter of a billion dollars for the Red One
Last Fight.
Speaker 3 (12:55):
Santa has Fallen?
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Yeah, I I want to see the thing is, people,
I'm famously into any Christmas movie. You love Christmas from
the top to the dregs of the Hallmark Channel.
Speaker 3 (13:08):
What is the.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Also the Hallmark Channel? Okay, it's a bit of a
it's a bit of a flat Earth kind of thing.
But with this, I'm like so overwhelmed with everything it's
trying to do. It's like a heist film. It's a
it's like a fucking again. It's like a Gerard Butler
type action movie with the textures of Christmas. It's just
doing too much. It's doing too much.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Too much.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
I will see it maybe. Is it streaming. If it's streaming,
I'll go see it maybe.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
But it feels like it's got to be like a
straight to Netflix, like.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
It said in theaters, I think that last.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
Part oh wow, so whatever man.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Yeah, at least it's not a prequel or a sequel.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
It really it looks like a movie where the character,
at least one character is going to say, wow, that
just happened.
Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah, you know what I mean, like that just happened
to energy.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Yeah, or like obligatory, like someone gets kicked in the
nuts and they're like, I didn't mean like that. You know.
You're like, oh, it's got nutshots in it.
Speaker 3 (14:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
The only the only Santa Claus action movie I need
is the one from I Think You Should Leave Season two?
Speaker 3 (14:19):
Nuts all.
Speaker 1 (14:21):
I need a bit of a cosmic gumbo that this
is a cosmic gumbo.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
Yeah, man, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:31):
Starbucks has come home.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
They know what the people want, and that is a
Starbucks drink so caffeinated it will kill them.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
This is just like everyone's playing keep up man.
Speaker 3 (14:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
But this feels like It was an idea that was
always supposed to be made by Starbucks. The charged Lemons aid, you're,
you know, like all the all the hyper caffeinated summertime
cooling beverages that other people are doing, right, who else
did it? It was Panera, a soup you know, a
(15:05):
soup company did it. And it was like, well, that
doesn't make any sense, but they seem to have stumbled
on something very powerful, so powerful that it was killing people.
And I think another company did it. I forget was
a Duncan America.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Oh yeah, I mean I think everybody runs.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
Going Duncan so fast that they're likes fall off.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
Can I make someone have their heart explode after three SIPs? Yeah?
This one? What?
Speaker 3 (15:29):
This one's not so bad.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
So they saw that the other people's drinks were killing customers,
and we're like, we're going to rail it in.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
We're going to reel it in to So.
Speaker 1 (15:40):
This is only one hundred and eighty to two hundred
and fifty or two hundred and five milligrams of caffeine,
which is similar in caffeine content to a Grande Starbucks
cold brew. By the way, a Grande Starbucks cold brew
will if I drink that will make me feel crazy
for a full twenty four hours.
Speaker 3 (15:58):
That's that's too much, bro. Wow.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So yeah, the Panera charge lemonade with no ice and
all charge lemonade would have get it gaven you three
hundred and ninety. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, they definitely they're
they're worried.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
It's way too much caffeine for anybody who's not like
just trying to be out of their mind.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Or stay alive. Like that's a dark undercurrent of like
our over caffeinated culture is, like so much of it
is just to merely get through the day to.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Toiler work for yourself to death.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Yeah, truly. Oh well, and the fucking promotional image. It
looks like these fucking cups like broke apart, like a
like crystal meth.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
Yeah you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (16:46):
It's like, yo, bro, do you know what this kind
of ice does? Got them rocks over here? Anyway, We
got Tina over here, we got all it's all Tina
over here, that biker coffee.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Brian the Editor has suggested a new TikTok channel where
you raw dog a trans Pacific flight juiced on a
hypercaffeinated beverage. Just like so I think like one of
the raw dogging a flight articles suggests that it started
or like people got the idea from Hijack, which is
a show in which Idris Elba has his phone taken
(17:20):
away on a flight and then realizes.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
I think that the flight is being hijacked or something
like it is.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
His phone taken away. He's like sitting in first class
or whatever. I don't know. I remember watching the whole
thing and was like, okay, cool.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
It felt like you were staring at the back of
a plane.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Well there was like this whole other angle about like
tanking the stock price of the airline because of hijacking
took place, and then like exploiting the stock price manipulation
from that. It was all very like that. There was
all these ins and outs that I forgot pretty quickly.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
So credit to him, dude, But you you saw that
show and you didn't even come up with the viral
trend of raw dogging a flight.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, a thing that again has existed. This is it.
It's just existed. Some people are fucking strange like that
and they don't need anything and they can just go,
you know, do a hard reset of their brain midflight,
low power mode whatever. Yeah, and make it there. But yeah,
mayben sure if if it DRIs Elbow needs that, we'll
give you that, Crownd, But I don't think you deserve it.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Wow. If anything, the guy deserves everything.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
The man that your sister witnessed. That person has a
better claim I think to this tho anyway, because when
was that years ago? Right? It wasn't like in the
last year.
Speaker 3 (18:32):
I think that was like oh nine, oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
oh yeah. Been braw Dog in flight since Yeah, at.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Least then, at least that.
Speaker 3 (18:42):
I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
I just it's that the idea is horrifying. And then
add caffeine to that, just full on existential panic. Yeah,
the challenge should be completely empty stomach, drink a fucking
trainta of this caffeinated ship and then hop on a
flight and go from LA to whatever you have to cross.
Speaker 3 (19:01):
You're not allowed to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
Oh no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (19:04):
No, no no no no.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Well you thought you could go to the bathroom, Dave
grown no, no you no, no.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You know, not so fast?
Speaker 3 (19:11):
All right?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Well, uh, this this is an episode that has given
me a lot of good ideas of what I'm going
to do with my life.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Yeah, you got a flight coming up, Jack, I got
a flight coming up. I'll get you a GoPro if
you put it to the back of the seat in
front of you and just tape yourself a thousand yard
stairs straight into the lens. How long can you hold it?
How many hours can you hold it?
Speaker 3 (19:35):
My wife does have my wife does have a thera gun,
so I can.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
I could do the hard And they're like, Yo, this
dude's rod dogging on my flight and he's also got
a thera gun up against his temple hardset plus an RDO.
Speaker 1 (19:52):
All right, those are some of the things that are
trending on this Tuesday, June twenty fifth. We are back
tomorrow with a whole episode of the show. Until then,
be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
will talk to y'all tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Bye bye,
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