Renner Or Not, Here He Comes; Spicy Snack Matrix 7.3.19

In episode 426, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Chris Crofton to discuss where the popular 2020 candidates are in the polls, Fox & Friends defending the border patrol, a look at Jeremy Renner's musical work, a spicy snack power ranking list, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Biden plummets, Harris vaults to second in major poll

2. ‘Her ambition got it wrong about Joe’: Harris faces debate backlash

3. Bernie Sanders Falls Short of Mayor Pete Buttigieg’s Second Quarter Fundraising Haul

4. Fox & Friends' Brian Kilmeade likens overcrowded detention facilities at the border to having a house party with 100 people and only two and a half bathrooms

5. Inside the Secret Border Patrol Facebook Group Where Agents Joke About Migrant Deaths and Post Sexist Memes

6. Jeremy Renner's Music

7. The official spicy snack power rankings

8. WATCH: Bibio - Before

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season eighty nine, episode
three of Joe Daly's Night Guys to production of I
Heart Radio. This is a podcast we take a deep
dive into American share consciousness and say officially off the top,
coke industries and fuck Fox News. It's Wednesday, July three,
two thousand nine. Team. My name's Jack O'Brien a ka

(00:21):
poor Someme Jack O'Brien from Hannah Saultus and Deaf Leppard,
and I'm thrilled to be joined by today's co host
us till other copy from when you Weren't here. I'm
thrilled to be still as always by my co host,
Mr Miles Yes, it is Miles Gray. Thank you already

(00:43):
to add Andy Rackfordy's antagram, I'm about to hit you it.
I'm very jealous of Caitlin Darante's name and all the
just amazing ways her name becomes many other words. So
it's Miles Gray a K, Mary Giles a K, I'm
liar gas a k A say rim jail jail, ki,
slid gamer, slimy rag and misery gall Misery is my carnival. Yeah,

(01:07):
costably I do where I'm like a like a goth
sort of Trinidadian dancer, Trini dancer, misery gap anagrams so much? Uh,
what's the instagram in the Da Vinci Code, which is
like intellectual like puzzles for dumb people where it's like

(01:28):
it ends up being Leonardo da Vinci. But it's like,
I it's like I felt like that was like, like
all my friend's dads were like, man, yeah, yeah, Dan Brown.
My dad like was like, you gotta read. And then
what was ether like angels and demons or something, Angels
in the upfield? Yeah, right, exactly. Well, we are thrilled

(01:50):
to be joined in our third scene by one of
the great guests of the Daily Zy Guys. He is
the hilarious and talented Mr cress Croft. Hey, what's up
you doing. I didn't know what I was supposed to
talk about the Da Vinci Code because I hadn't been introduced. Yeah,
well now you can. I'm one of those old dudes
who read in den and it was like, well, I

(02:10):
was like exciting, Yeah, you're telling it. Yeah, well, I
mean it doesn't seem like it's a not exciting yeah
kind of mystery. I like, I was if it's not true?
I like it. I was in my twenties. Even if
it's mean, we're supposed to be true and it's kind
of disproven, I still stay on pretend it's true. I
think it must have been true. Yeah, there's obviously truth

(02:32):
to or else you won't be writing about it. Holy Blood,
Holy Grail. Do you know that book? Okay? Holy Holy
Blood Holy Grail is a book that is about like
some month that found secret papers in a in a
pillar in an old like Templar monastery and stuff, and
it's like they wrote a whole book and it's really convincing,
and then just turns out the whole thing is a fraud.

(02:53):
But I refuse to concede that it's a fraud, even
though the people who made it said it's a fraud.
But I'm still like, I don't think that they're saying
it's a fraud because it's too real and trying to
keep it still double on the double downwall. So your
point to your temple when you say they, I mean,
there's some very interesting ideas built into the Da Vinci

(03:13):
Code that are true, like that society was constructed for
men to control women somewhat, and like the current iteration
of society, Western society, and the one instituted by the
Catholic Church. Like those are very interesting thoughts on history. Uh,
I just don't know. I don't even know what the

(03:34):
da Vinci code really is. I think it's what is
it somebody in the left right, left right a b
start select or something like that. It's like the the
bald guy that there was some guy the Last Supper
that was bald um and that many was. That's a
code or something like there's like a guy in the
painting that's got or something like that. He's like tweeting
about it. He's like, I don't how to use a

(03:55):
codex already, Yeah, something like like like the Beatles with
one Paul was airfoot and that means he's dead kind
of thing. Remember on the Abbey Road cover where they
were like Paul's barefoot, that means he's dead, which seems
like a dead Yeah, how's your cold brews? It's cooking.
I didn't drink cold brew all morning. I know you
said I'm saving it because I saved it for the show,
and I had the most miserable ride over here. I

(04:16):
thought like I had the darkest thoughts. I was like
on the way over here, like life isn't worth living?
And then I had some cold brew and feel worth living.
I want I want to find out about the Da
Vinci code. Solve history. Yeah, I want to decode you
know what, fucking man? You guys want to go to
Italy right now? I want to decode all the codes?
How can you have your pack bags packed for Rome? Um?

(04:39):
I just love that the book is like the all
this information that is like historically relevant and you know,
interesting theories on history is like hidden within all these
like Sudoku, like pug right right, like all right, and
good at puzzles. For now, you must solve the New
York Times crossword puzzle. Uh to t it this next clue? Anyways, Chris,

(05:02):
we're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a
few of the things we're talking about, such as, uh,
we are going to take a brief tour. So Chris
is a double threat, a musician, comedian, uh, performer, so
maybe a triple threat, but we're we're going to take
a tour of a brilliant release from the triple threat

(05:23):
Jeremy Renner. Uh he is an actor. He is a
house flipper, and he is we are now learning a musician. Uh.
And he teased us all, had us all begging for
it with his uh, with his release on Twitter of
himself in the studio scat scatting. No, uh, not scatch

(05:45):
putting down a vocal track to be with it sounded
a little bit like scatting. It was influenced by scatting. Anyways,
we're gonna listen to that song. Uh. And I want
to get your thoughts, Chris, I can't wait. We're going
to talk about which. Jeremy Renner, Yeah, he was. He
was the guy in Solo. He played solo in the
New Hand Solo movie. Ye hailed it. That could be true.

(06:11):
Nobody saw that we're gonna talk about I was all right, yeah,
I've heard. It's all right. It's not as bad as
the sort of It's like water World. Water World got
this reputation for being this like horrible movie because it
didn't make it amazing. Water World's great. Jeremy Renner is
also in that. Yeah, a little kid, a little bit.

(06:33):
He's in that. He was in Batman, Yeah, yeah, Batman, Batman. Yeah. Uh,
we're gonna talk about where the Democratic candidates stand entering
uh the fourth of July holiday. I guess after the debates,
we're going to talk about where the Democratic candidates stand
with regards to how much money they raised last quarter.

(06:54):
And then we're gonna talk about border patrol. Uh, and
specifically you know, Fox trend to defend them. They're like,
people are coming for the border patrol. You need to
shut up, leave these guys alone. Think about the guys
with the guns. Why don't you The Fox News loves
people and outfits like uniforms, doesn't matter what kind they are.
That's true, except for football players. That guy is a uniform.

(07:15):
Stop yelling at them. We're gonna talk about the l
a Times Spicy Snack Power ranking list. And by the way,
we need to mention you do need to refrigerate your eggs.
We talked yesterday about how other countries don't refrigerate their eggs.
That's because the f d A in these United States
of America makes farmers wash off an extra additional layer

(07:40):
of the egg. UH. That layer is like a protective
layer that keeps the bacteria from getting into the egg.
And so in the United States, because our eggs don't
have that layer they need to be refrigerated. In other
countries they leave that layer of filth on and uh
it protects the eggs from getting bacteria. Chris, what is

(08:01):
something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Well?
I feel like I've already used all the good, really
good ones, because mostly I do search for just metal
detecting videos and magnet fishing videos and mud larking videos.
But I do also like to um look up anything
about Bigfoot, and once again like I don't really care
if it's a percent true, I like to cost you know,

(08:33):
I don't care if it's a very Now I think, okay,
now these guys, you guys have actually heard me talk
about this in private, because this is something I talked
about a lot. Which is this thing that I've found
out that like just doing my usual just seeing if
there's anything new on the bigfoot news front, like on YouTube,
which is best probably for bigfoot news, I find. Um.

(08:56):
It turns out that when Mount st Helen's erupted in
like already, it's I've lost your hal Do you remember
Mount st Helens when it blew up in the it's
like the biggest volcanic eruption in the contiguous United States,
so apparently. So I'm like watching this thing like Mount St.
Helen's big Foot Bodies was like the thing on YouTube,

(09:16):
and I was like, what what that sounds good? So
I don't care. Maybe there was only one big It's
one of those documentaries made by some nuts, you know,
like just like but but once again, like I'm made
by a nut. Surprised it's a bigfoot. But anyway, I

(09:39):
think Bigfoot's real, but it's a separate thing. Wait. Wait,
this guy made a little documentary and says, okay, when
Mole st Helens erupted, the Army Corps of Engineers did
what they always do, which they went up and they
collected all the animal bodies because they didn't want disease
to spread. So they went up there with a helicopter
and I guess like a bag or whatever, and they
and they filled it up with all the animal as

(10:00):
they were dead on mountain. Yeah. I was already like
when I heard that, I was like kind of like,
I was already like, well, that's kind of I didn't
know they did that. It was like the first thing
I thought was I didn't know that they did that.
After every disaster they collect all the dead animals. I
had no idea that happened. So I was that did
kind of make me think, huh, it's weird. I don't
know they do that. They do that, Okay, So anyway,

(10:20):
then this is when it got Also, I was still
I got a little more skeptical when they said they
put all the animals in separate stacks at the bottom
of the mountain. So like there was a stack of
like elk, and like I mean I just identified by
family members, So it was like a stack of elk,
I guess, and a stack of like deer, and then
a stack of like raccoons or whatever, and then they

(10:41):
have one stack under a tarp. This relate is true.
This is not a joke. This so after the Armony
Corps of Engineers gets all the animals like they do
and put them on an arc. Just kidding, but that's
what it sounds like they're doing underneath the tarp. One
of the one of the somebody's uncle who was in
the Army Corps of Engineers talked to this documentary filmmaker

(11:04):
and told him that he went and looked under the
tarp and that was a pile of big foots. And
I'm going to assume that was the shortest pile, right,
you know what I mean, There probably wasn't that. I mean,
I'm sure when they're dead, they're just laying down, and
there aren't that many, That's what I'm thinking. Apparently there
was a tremendous bigfoot population on Mountain North, and so
they were very negatively impact by this explosion. Benefit well,

(11:30):
I mean, so this is this gets further so then
that somebody else's uncle, it's always somebody's uncle also looked
under the tarp. No, he was working. Not only under
the tarp was there a bunch of big foots, But
then there was a medical tent where big foots were
being or big feet, and no one knows. That's another

(11:51):
that's another mystery. And I don't care if that's only
a big foot knows. And you can never get him
to say, so, do you guys go by big foots
or feet? He can't. Yeah, but you need medical care.
This this guy who worked for the Army Corps of Engineers,
his uncle or whatever, he said that he stood by
this medical tent and he thought that just these tall
guys in big overcoats were going into the medical tent

(12:14):
and and and getting bandaged up. But then he noticed
one of them had like a huge amount of hair
on his wrist or something, and he was like, oh
my god, these are big foots they're treating that didn't
die in the thing. Then this other guy, another person's uncle,
uh or stepdad or somebody who worked for the or
whatever it was a checked These are all checked out,

(12:37):
whatever uncle, all official titles step that there's somebody's uncle.
I don't know, just because just to prove that it's
not some random guy says that somebody's uncle to a family.
It's a legit person. This guy knows people, he's got
you know this guy. Yeah, So so anyway, he said

(13:01):
that there. This is where I really I doubt this
is true. But I don't know that there was an
army corps of engineers. Guy was talking big foot to
a big foot and that the ideas that government knows
about big foots. They talked to him. I don't know
what they talk to them about, because like good tips

(13:22):
on child rearing. But if they can talk to him,
why didn't they tell him ahead of time to clear
out of the mountain If there's gonna I mean everybody
knew that mount was gonna blow up. Well that because
you know, I think of what color the big feet are.
If they were white, they maybe would have got the message.
Because they're brown. Yetti are treated better. Yes, yeties are
treated Yes, we all know about Yetis and all yetie

(13:42):
lives matter. Looks they got for that ship. But big feet,
I mean misrepresented, you know what I mean. And but
whenever I mentioned this story to people, they always are like,
first of all, what are you talking about? The Army
Corps of Engineers collects all the animals after disasters, and
that's when it's everybody else for for them it falls apart.
I'm easy to just I'm easy. I'll skip right over.

(14:03):
And then the next thing is I'm like, yeah, maybe
they don't do that, but maybe they do. I don't know.
I'm I don't work for I don't have an uncle
in the Army Corps of Engineers. Like, sure, sir, again,
this is a Wendy's So what is your order? Uh?
Do they do? The Army corp of Engineer go out
into the woods when like on an ordinary day and
collect any animals that happened to die just in case.

(14:24):
I mean, I'm only agreeing with this because I saw
a chernobyl and I know that the dudes are shooting animals,
and I'm like that because they wander from sure, but again,
you know, maybe they were worried about zombie animals. Anyway,
it's just go ahead. I'm just gonna say, like a
tie in for this is that that just got me
going into deeper stuff that I didn't know about, like

(14:45):
group of gold prospectors uh um uh we're attacked by
big foots with boulders and uh. The canyon that they
that happened in is called Ape Canyon now for real,
for real, it's on the map. So yeah, exactly so,
And I don't care if it's true. So anyway, I

(15:08):
think it's fun. I don't know if it's true. But
you know, I've heard that story before about the tarp uh,
and I don't know, it feels like to me, it
feels like to me, they would probably do something more elaborated.
I do feel like that's probably why Why not just
drag them elsewhere like they put the tarps? How securely
they put them on there? Why were they letting why

(15:30):
were they letting people peek? Dude, if you if you
need medical, go to the tent, but put a hat on,
trying and play it low key. What did they do?
Apparently there must have been a basketball team on overcoats
up on the mountain. Oh wait a minute, they're extremely hairy.
Oh my god, like that they it's like it's not

(15:51):
a basketball team. That's big foots and overcoats or big
feet total cartoon logic. Yeah, but it wasn't till the
wrist hair it is, sir, do you have the time?
And then he pulls back. Great, you don't even have
You don't even have a watch. Wait a minute, I

(16:11):
have to get back to my kids, you know. Engineers
asks him in Bigfoot, what time it is? This first
act has gone off the rail? Christ? What is up?
Do you think it's overrated? I think overrated is being
in a bad mood. Okay, fantastic. Yeah, people too often

(16:32):
say that's a good thing. Well, I think that this
is the here's the thing because UFOs basically UFOs have
recently been pretty much like announced to be real and
there's nobody can be mad about it. They just skipped
over it and went straight to Betsy Ross Nikes. Like
I mean, like we should be excited. Oh yeah, I
for one one to meet our alien overlords. But but

(16:54):
there's nothing that it's much. I'm just saying, like, you know,
like you can be psyched about aliens being real because
that makes everything feel like then that's I don't know,
that's hopeful, like maybe there's more to this life than
just your ship doesn't matter then just getting upset. And
so I just was thinking like about that. I was

(17:15):
thinking about UFOs being real would be normally a great thing,
but nobody knows how to yell about it. So they
just are like, oh wow, that sucks. Who cares wants
to acknowledge how um inconsequential their own life might be.
It's like, well, if that's true, then maybe it is
a gigantic expanding universe where I'm nothing but a piece
of fucking bacteria on a rock. But but then, but

(17:38):
but I want to get mad at the manager of
Chipotle right now exactly. And I think there's no way
to tweet effectively about aliens being real, um in any
kind of snappy way. Well, I think do it do
it with a thread along with your findings on big
foot people, or maybe I should just say underrated as
aliens being real is underrated. Yeah, we coverage over end

(18:00):
under in in a short amount of time. That's crazy.
Uh Yeah, there's that apocryphal story about how when the
conquistadors came ashore, like during the mind civilization, like the
minds couldn't see them at first because their brain couldn't
like functionally take into account process like the shape of

(18:22):
the ships and the And it's definitely like an apocryphal
racist thing where it's like the brown people couldn't even
conceive aout something there was advanced. But I do think
maybe there's a kernel of truth in that that's being
proved out by the UFO thing, in the sense that
our brain was not designed to comprehend things that are

(18:43):
that much bigger than the human species, or that that
much bigger than our lives. So we've just chosen to
be like, yeah, did you see that story in the
New York Times? All right, moving on Donald Trump. Jeremy
Renner has a new album out. Uh so yeah, I
feel like I feel like all this mystery stuff for
me is just a way to say, like, yeah, everything

(19:05):
is very difficult on Earth, but maybe there's more. Maybe
there's more than than meets the eye. And if there
isn't transformers, we can all be nice to everybody and
and and and uh and everything. But then maybe someday
Fox News will get attacked by aliens, right, Oh, for
sure that's happening. And look, and I don't care if
that's a true So I don't know if that's underrated

(19:28):
or I guess, I guess. I just was like, I
was just trying to think of a way to um, yeah, no,
I think, yeah, yeah. The first step towards ending your
own suffering, right, it's to just sort of think less
of yourself as being like the fucking star of this tragedy.
I'm not good at that. I'm not good at doing that,
but I'm aspiring to do it. What's the difference between

(19:50):
us and the ants that you step on unwittingly and
that ants? I mean, it's like a short cut to
wisdom because they said, like, the more you learn, the
more you realize how all you know. And this is
by accepting the fact that there's all these huge mysteries
out there that we know nothing about. That that's a
shortcut to understanding like your place as a spec in Yeah,

(20:13):
when the Dali Lama turns out to be a moron.
You gotta look to the skies. That's my point. When
the doll Llama is canceled, they looked to the skies.
Better be a DOLLI mama, I think that Dali Llama.
You know I was suspicious of him when he when
he was hanging out with Richard Gear years ago. What

(20:36):
is a myth? What's something people think it's true? You
know to I was gonna say overrated, but I guess
I did them both at once, So then I'll do.
A myth is that people with cute socks are fun people.
I love that myth. I think the biggest sociopaths in
the world use cute socks as a way to disguise
or to try. You'll meet the biggest Yeah, you'll meet

(20:58):
the most sociopathic hedge fun motherfucker. He'll be wearing the
cutest socks you ever saw. And I'm just telling you, ladies,
I'm wearing white sox right now. Yeah, we're not cute.
I will is that that's cb g mL, that's my

(21:19):
cold brew. Got me like tube socks. Um so. I
I just want to let you know that I am
a nice person with nothing. I have no money or
anything because I am a nice person and uh, you know,
my socks are normal and it's my way of saying
I will treat you right. And if you if I
was wearing socks that had little typewriters on them or

(21:41):
I don't know what people get on their socks, you
know you better watch out for me because I'm trying
to compensate for some evil ship that I got. Also,
sometimes I do wear cute socks and I'm still nice,
but it doesn't mean that where's the line, you know,
where's the line? You don't know? Draw the line when
the guy you're dealing with with the cute socks. And
I would say, guy you're with is a creep, that's

(22:04):
where you should draw the line. And don't don't let
his cute socks factor into well he's creep, but he
wears those cutes soss like, don't like cute socks, you know, dilute, dilute.
I'm just saying, cute socks have been weaponized by bad people.
And you know what, I don't care if that was
a percentry that I'm never gonna get out of. That

(22:27):
was a real thing, I said, dude, I know that's yeah,
you know what I mean though. I mean, look, even
if it's like yeah, even if it's super far out
and I know it's bullshit, I still like to try
and stick with it, just just just try it out,
just for the fun. Yeah, for sure. Why not? All right,
we're gonna go to a quick break. We'll be right back,

(22:57):
and we're back, and guys are flying off the cold
Brewed days were passively passing a bottle around that Chris
brought in with him of cold brew. Nine balls are
cold brew? Oh god, I've lost my tick. One down?
You have diarrhea. Bottles of cold brew? How did this

(23:19):
become my brand? Uh? Let's talk about the democratic field
real quick, guys. Biden was hurt by his performance in
the Democratic Debatesmala Harris was helped. But it's interesting Politico
was writing about this and the fact that Kamala Harris
vaulted to second place overall in the in the polls

(23:42):
in Iowa. Right, I was specifically or this is I
think it was overall. I think this is the national
But then they also broke it out by over forty
five and under forty five. And it's crazy how it's
basically diametric opposites Uh, it goes for people over forty five,

(24:03):
it goes Biden at twenty nine, Harris seventeen, Warren thirteen,
Sanders eight, and uh, for people under forty five, it
goes Sanders, Harris eighteen, Warren seventeen, and then Biden thirteen.
So yeah, I I just it makes me wonder how

(24:23):
much of Biden or people's fear of Bernie is you know,
pre Cold War conditioning where it's just like socialism bed
communism bed well. I think also too, there's still that,
you know, not all Democratic voters aren't super woke too,
and Biden is still kind of like, oh yes, a
like older Christian white man is still in charge, and

(24:47):
they like that version of like what the president is.
And I think seeing he looks like all the presidents, yeah, exactly.
And I think just for the same reasons other people
sort of like I think at a certain age, they
just aren't will to say things like out loud. I
think like when you look at even how the support
goes if you ask those people like well, what about
Biden's record on these things? That for people of color
or any people who are just sort of aware of

(25:09):
some of the problematic policies that Biden supported, They're like
it doesn't really matter, Like so they're not in touch
with that as being like a third rail issue, whereas
other voters are. And I think that just sort of
shows like they're like, that's like a thing that only
like people I don't know worry about. I think Biden's
a safe I mean obviously what they're trying to they're
trying to make Biden the candidate, but but I mean

(25:32):
the wealthy, uh DNC people and uh what he what
is he's doing. He's still the front runner, right, He's
still in front overall, but he he was in front
by like huge percentages before the debates, and I took
a huge, huge hit. It's basically coming down to like

(25:55):
more neck and neck. Like he's up four percentage points
as opposed to like fourteen twenty sentence points and polls
um and after those top four, by the way, I
was surprised to see the next closest in this poll
is Mayor Pete with four percent. So he's fallen off.
It depends like other polls, he's definitely getting a bigger

(26:16):
share also, so it all it all kind of varies.
But I think when you look at just sort of
his performance in the debate and how much Twitter engagement
there was with him after, and like how much googling
of him occurred. To people, it sounds like he's Yeah,
there's starting to percolate a little bit over there on
that side. Yeah, it's so hard to really get your
head around that people are going to vote for Donald

(26:38):
Trump again that I can't. It's like your own Democrats
into I don't they don't know what to do because
and I don't blame them. I I am a Democrat.
I guess if I think the two party system is
designed to ruin everything really because there's no such thing
as a Democrat or a Republican. There's just people who
have usually over happening views in a bunch of areas.

(27:01):
But that because we're all, you know, controlled by the media,
thank you, um uh you know that that you know,
we've been effectively divided in half against you know, because
we don't know anything better. I mean, we can't get
out of it anyway. But but as far as uh,
I don't understand, um, the Democrats are confused because they're like,

(27:22):
we got this guy, that's that's that's just horrible. And
and and because the economy is doing well, and because
people are it's not even doing well. That's the thing
is it's you know, it's not even it's doing well
for Wall Street, it's doing well for and even then
a lot of investment banks are like, uh, there's probably
good chance of assess is going to hit right at
some point. So Democrats are just in a bad spot,

(27:42):
you know, And and I think that uh, the best
they can hope for is that. I mean, but I
Biden sucks. I mean, I'm sorry, you know, Biden is
not the right guy, you know, but but he's better
than Trump. So it's like, right, that's where we'll see.
I mean, we'll see what shakes out in the debates.
And I know a lot of it too, is like
you for for Trump to really get defeated, they really

(28:04):
need to energize like that cross section of women, people
of color, and like very progressive voters. And when you
can get all of those people together, then you have
something a little bit better. Like a lot of people
of color are not energized in the last election or
motivated to vote. And so that's why it's interesting to
see some of these candidates, like especially with like the

(28:24):
support Kamala Harris has from black voters is I think
she's only second to Biden. Biden still has a good
chunk of support there, but his lead with black voters
to four percent. I guess getting the vote out is
the most important thing. If we could get more progressives
to the polls, or just young anybody who with a

(28:45):
brain to vote against the old people who are going
to vote for Trump because that looks like, as you said,
looks more to them. They're like, that's what a president
is supposed to look like, a white guy, And they're
the old people are the ones that vote, and that's
why they don't get their benefits fucked with. Like the
reason why the old people are all stocked up on
Medicare and everything else is because they know they're the
ones that go to the damn poles and they'll funk

(29:06):
with everybody else because they know they don't vote. That
line Obama says is I wouldn't let my grandparents or
I guess you wouldn't let your grandparents pick your music,
so why would you let them pick your president? That's
perfect that but that's why you also see I mean
we've talked about before, like how much more gen Z
voters are actually engaged even more than millennials in terms

(29:26):
of like they're turned on the mid terms, and so
you know, younger voters, yeah, hold the phone. Yeah, hold
the freaking thought I knew I was old. Hold that
clear telephone you got in the magazine drive. Um. But yeah, like,
I mean, younger voters are definitely coming out in full
force and at a bigger you know, they're a bigger

(29:47):
chunk of the electorate by the time rolls around. So yeah,
it'll be interesting. So what one other way that people
are gauging, you know, support for the different Democratic candidates
is how much money they raised. And you were saying
that of the kind of big headlines, one of the
indicators that looks good for the fifth place candidate, mayor
Pete is how much money he raised last quarter. Twenty

(30:09):
four million dollars last quarter. That's damn that's pretty big.
And I think Obama in two thousand eight was something
around this this mark too when they were like five candidate.
So um, which is interesting, you know obviously, because like
he's definitely I mean Bernie Sanders also put out his
numbers on Tuesday, and he said he also has twenty

(30:30):
four million, but eighteen million came from small dollar donations,
and then they were transferring another six million from other
accounts to like this new twenty four million dollar amount.
So Mayy Pete is out out raising fundraising Bernie at
the moment. But you know, I think when you look
at sort of uh that where his money's coming from. Uh.
People from the Bernie campaign were saying that the most

(30:51):
common occupation of contributors were quote, teachers, and the most
common employer was Walmart, right, so, and I think you
know that shows because he's had a lot to say
about that and he's actually connecting with a lot of
like those more blue collar voters that I think is
also something Elizabeth Warren is trying to tap into as well.
But you know, with with Mayor Pete, I think he's

(31:12):
playing the high dollar circuit. He's like, YO, come one,
come all, you want to write a fat fucking check,
I'm here for it. You know, Elizabeth Warren and Bernie
have a much different model. They don't want to do
that because they don't want to feel beholden to any donors. Um.
So you can take from that, which you will, but really,
I mean, at this point, your money is just gonna
predict how long you can stay in the race. You know,
Like I think some people are like, wow, he raised

(31:33):
all this money. This guy is a shooing. But like
when you're really when all that money is starting to
be spent and trying to stay in the campaign, you know,
it's just with the more money you have to burn,
the longer you can keep it going. So you know, yeah,
how is is Bernie doing the or who's doing Is
he doing individual donations still or is he taking big money? No, no,

(31:53):
he's doing individuals and yeah, no pac money, nothing like that.
We just gotta get Trump out of office because it's
making everybody so fucking miserable. I mean, anybody with a brain, um,
And and it's so hard to have a narrative to
even think straight with him in office. I mean, it's

(32:14):
so upside down when you have people saying that he's
brought back he's brought so much corruption, so much naked corruption,
and and people are still um saying that this guy
is doing the best job of any any president. You know,
you've got some old white people being like, not even
just old white people, just misinformed people saying this is

(32:35):
where where we want to be, and it's like it's
so disappointing in like confusing that I think it's made
the whole country disoriented and and I just want him
out of office so people can at least feel like
there's a hope for the future, whether it's with even
with a corporate fool like Biden, you know, anybody besides Trump.
It's it's just just for the sake of everyone's brain

(32:55):
to feel like there's a way forward, like a building,
because it's like having having a guy in office who
patently is is corrupt and having everyone half the country
being like he's doing a great job is just making
everybody feel horrible. Yeah, well, there's no like, you know,
we don't know what solid ground is. Is there a
through line? I know the life is a random and everything,
but still that the having some sort of path to

(33:18):
the future makes you you gotta feel like you're on
some kind of I mean, when you're in a spot
where you've got a guy who's that corrupt and everybody's
it's a weird situation because we're waking up to the
fact that the current the system at its heart, like
in neutral, the normal version of the system is pretty corrupt.
It does not look out for disadvantaged people, people of color,

(33:42):
like it just doesn't look out for minorities. And and
then we're also waking up to that while we have
somebody who is way more corrupt than the status quo
of the corrupt system in office. And so it's yeah,
it is a weird kind of situation to be in
where you're like, no, no, even the normal status quo

(34:04):
isn't good enough, where people a lot of people are
just gonna be like, well, yeah, but it's better than
And there's still people like getting crushed by capitalism too
and are still trying to figure it out. And you
have people like, if you're older and you have a
nice little retirement egg to sit on, it's easy to
think that this president is doing great because nothing is
really affecting you. You're insulated by your wealth. And then

(34:25):
there are people who might not have that insulation with
their with with a total lack of wealth, but they've
bought the hook Line and Sinker Koke Brothers whatever. Far
right argument of sort of like oh, well, you're not
this You're not being crushed by the system because of
rich people. It's because illegal aliens. So that feeds there's
xenophobia because they can't make sense of like, wait, is
it the boss of my plant who I should be

(34:46):
mad at, or some sort of monolithic threat that I'm
just being told to fear. I just realized, I'll say
one quick thing, uh, because I'm sure we have to
move on, But I just wanted to say. I was
thinking the other day talking to my mother. Actually, I
was visiting Nashville, and I was talking to my mom
and she's an old uh woman. Um, and the old

(35:06):
she's she's a young woman, us a young woman and uh. Anyway,
I was talking to her about this, and I was
just saying the reason. Finally I realized, why is everybody
so mad that that people in you know, in like
concrete bunker, you know, in dog cages are going to
get a free toothbrush? And it's because since the late eighties,

(35:31):
or maybe before that, but certainly since when I was
a kid in the job market this they took away pensions.
They they made temp jobs, fifty hour week jobs with
no benefits. So the reason why it's not that people
don't want They've managed to make everyone else so poor
and so without hope that if they see a baby

(35:53):
getting a free toothbrush. It pisses them off because they're like,
I have to pay for my toothbroject. But it's not
that there. If if, if we were able to talk
about the fact that it's the fact that everyone else
has been stripped of everything that makes because it used
to be like, of course poor people get free ship,
but you weren't mad because everyone else had more ship.
Now everybody's like, I have nothing. Why do they get

(36:14):
a free washcloth? Like that's the source of the of
the disconnect and why people are like, I'm mad at
at poor people because they get free stuff and they
get them they're getting miserable ship. But the thing is
that those you get, they get in the bare minimum.
And I think that's why. Also it's important to have
candidates that are connecting people's sort of helplessness and hopelessness

(36:35):
and tying that to actually what is happening in the
economy and financially. And Joe Biden isn't the kind of
candidate who's gonna be like, you know why it's like
that because the Wall Street is conducting all the business
that are like a lot of our banking regulations are
being dictated by people who leave these investment banks and
now work in the government and things like that. There
isn't so the candidates that are able to connect those
ills that we experience, I think are going to do better.

(36:57):
Just like because even when Trump was running, he was
kind of running this fake populous ship where he was like, yeah, man,
it's all fucked up. I'm gonna fix this ship. Actually
I'm gonna make it worse. But I think when you
have candidates who are actually able to sort of help
people connect the dots and to understand what the real
problems are in this country, what the real threats to
you are, that's just a little more education than I

(37:18):
think the general voting population needs to be in touch
with just for us to have any kind of progress,
because I don't think it's going to happen just out
of the blue like that. People have to really understand,
like what are the forces at work. Yeah, last week
we were looking at an article that we didn't end
up getting to on air, but it was a bunch
of Republicans analyzing like what they think. It's Republican political

(37:40):
strategists who specifically got the last campaign wrong, and they
were talking about what they missed about Trump and who
has the you know, best chance at overcoming that. And
their takeaway was that it was all personality. Basically, It's
just like he came off as authentic if you come

(38:00):
off as authentic in the debates, and it just seemed
like such bullshit to me. It seemed like it was
like just giving like not giving people enough credit for
you know, the thing that people got excited about was
that he basically promised to do like populist ship and
then he also you know, appealed to their you know,

(38:23):
racist side. But it's not like, I don't think it's
purely a personality thing like people, because he was telling
people it's like we can do all basically sort of
saying like we can do the things that the left does,
but we'll brand it as our own version that will
still treat you with respect. So it's like Obamacare fuck that,
we'll do a better version, and they're like great. It's

(38:46):
like so then it's like, well, it's not really the
fact that it was this this government subsidized healthcare that
I didn't like it, said, I don't like where it
was coming from. So now we can have ownership over
a program that will help me and I think, Yeah, sure,
I think it's easy to say it was personality when
you don't want to give up the ghost that it's like, yeah,
a lot of people are saying a lot of ship
has to change very drastically. Yeah. So, I mean we

(39:08):
were already talking about it. But the border crisis is, uh,
you know, constantly in the news, constantly in people's minds,
and a border patrol is specifically you know, getting a
lot of attention, uh, and not in a very positive
way because of the way, you know, the conditions that
people are finding, uh, these children being treated with. I mean,

(39:30):
there was the situation where there was a light outbreak
among children at one holding facility and they were like
quibbling over they got mad at some of the kids
for losing one of the lice code and they're like,
now you have to use the same comb. It's like,
do you know what, do you understand how lice works? Right? Yeah, exactly,
So he's saying lice comb, it's fucked up. So a

(39:52):
couple of days ago, pro Public released a investigation into
this secret Facebook group full of current in former Border
Patrol agents where they are just vile, fucking racists, just
joking about the deaths of immigrants, Uh, talking about throwing
burritos at Alexandria Cassio Cortez, photoshopping AOC to make it

(40:18):
look like she's having sex with Trump and uh, immigrants
and just the worst like your worst nightmare of what
an armed person at a who's dealing with these people,
who's dealing with these people would be is like just
all over the place in this Facebook group. Yeah, and
they have I mean the already people are like, you know,

(40:40):
I think a lot of these border patrol people, if
they really have a conscience, you shouldn't go to work,
you know. And I think when you look at that
Facebook group, you're like, oh, these people. It seems like
there's certainly contingent of people who work in border patrol
who are getting off on seeing this kind of like
just inhumane treatment of people who are seeking asylum. And yeah,
like after a few Congress people visited a lot of

(41:02):
the detention facilities on Monday, you know, we were hearing
more just sort of stories. Woman said she was being
told to drink from the toilet. Um. You know, a
woman told Alexandroocazio Cortez that, you know, it was describing
the treatment from these officers as psychological warfare, like they
were just waking them up at odd hours, just just
saying really fucked up things, saying sexually suggestive things, and

(41:24):
there was no support for even like children who only
spoke indigenous languages, like if they didn't speak English or Spanish, like,
I don't know what to tell you kids, like and
everything around this is just looking awful and awful and awful,
And it's funny how like the right sort of they're
they're done with their concentration camps outrage and they're now
kind of like now trying to sort of I guess

(41:46):
re contextualize what's going on. Is like, hey, these guys
just doing their job. And that was something we heard
on Fox and Friends where the the great Brian Kilmeade
was just, I mean, we should think about we should
we should think for these poor customs and border patrol officers. Okay,

(42:09):
here's the thing. Picture yourself. You have a house, family
of five, You have a party, you have thirty people over,
maybe you have a big party. You have a hundred
people over, and you have two and a half bats
in the beginning of be okay with thirty then after
a hundred people would be a little bit tax. Maybe
you got to get outdoor facility. Can you picture five thousand.
You can have the best facilities in the world, but
they are so overstocked. Six hundred and seventy thousand come

(42:31):
here illegally already they had eighty nine thousand last month,
the month before, a hundred and thirty thousand coming illegally.
They have facilities that hold hundreds, not tens of thousands.
And now you're gonna walk down there with the facilities
that they gave that they're not pulling out of their
pocket their uniforms you gave them and say the facilities
are not right. Uh okay, So it's a house party

(42:54):
at these concentration camps. It's just like a house party
was just like only two bathrooms. You know, we've all
been to that bar that's got the one bathroom, but
they left three d people in here. Uh also he
said overstocked. Yeah, he doesn't even know. He's an idiot.
And just like this rhetoric they use illegally illegally, these

(43:16):
people are seeking fucking asylum and they're presenting themselves in
a way that we're saying, Okay, this is how you
do it. Here's a problem that's actually happening, that we
have all these people coming. For whatever reason they're coming,
they are coming. They are here, they are people. So
you fucking put all the resources you can to immediately

(43:37):
trying to put these people in a safe place. I mean,
that's as simple as that. We have money in this country.
We spend six hundred and forty billion dollars a year
on our defense. Like, this is not I don't care
if the facilities initially are like, oh, you have a
two and a half better well, yeah, okay, First of all,

(43:59):
if you have a house with two and a half
baths set up for the for the for the people
seeking asylum in America, you fucked up. Brian Kilmead, you
dumbask I think in general, we just don't need to
be detaining these people because a lot of the statistics
show us that people who do seek asylum and have
to show up for these court hearings do come back.
They're not like, hey, you cut them loosen. This is

(44:21):
the thing. It's you, This is reality. Reality is the
what do they again? With the overstocked imagery? Trump calls
it catch him release, which is like a phishing term. Disgusting. Um,
And yeah, I mean it's disgusted. It's important to keep
in mind like they they don't want to you know. Uh.
Let the fact in that the Trump administration uh specifically

(44:46):
has said they are doing this on purpose to dissuade
more people from coming to the country, Like they're intentionally
treating these children like shit because they want to stop
people from coming into the country, and it's not working.
More and more people are coming, and it's like, oh,
how come we not rounding up illegal white immigrants in

(45:06):
this country? Right? Weird because that's also a thing that exists,
but that's completely left out of their discourse because these
are cool fucking monsters. It's about the idea that just
the simple idea that if you're traveling to another country
on foot or however they're however on foot, you know,
with like with a baby and and things like that,

(45:29):
you're not You're already at a point you've made a
decision that where you're coming from is so bad. This whole,
the whole idea. The argument should be made by the
Democrats that there's no dissuading a person who's desperate, there's
no such that doesn't enter into the fact that doesn't
factor in. You don't dissuade people from It's like when
the global warming happens and and people have to move

(45:51):
out of the desert that that used to be New
Jersey or whatever, you're not gonnable to dissuade them from
moving out because you make Maryland suck. Because I don't know,
but I think doesn't make any step one to being
a conservative is to ignore the actual foreign policy history
of this country and then just treat everything like it's

(46:11):
in a vacuum. Don't don't look by any means of
how that entire region of the country was completely destabilized
by the United States and their thirst to keep socialist
leaders out and things like that, and that was like
the soft way to spread American uh uh the empire.
Basically during the Cold War, it's like, well, let's make
sure all these people are in our pocket too, and

(46:32):
we don't care what the cost is to the stability
of those countries or their economies, and things like that
will have him under art thumb, create situations where now
people have to flee and then act like, well, I
don't know why the funk they're coming up here. Yeah,
there's one post that I have to read from the
ten fifteen Facebook group where someone posted the picture that
was on the front page of the New York Times
of the young father and his you know, two year

(46:55):
old child floating face down. They just drowned. Uh. And
this person posted that image and said, Okay, I'm gonna
go ahead and ask, have y'all ever seen floaters this clean.
I'm not trying to be an ass, but I have
never seen floaters like this? Could this be another edited photo?
We've all seen the Dems and liberal parties do some

(47:16):
pretty sick things. Um, So just to emphasize they are.
First of all, he's just not able to or they're
just not able to let the reality of the situation in.
But at the same time, he is referring to dead
children as floaters. So it's a casual enough, it's a

(47:38):
common enough thing that he's calling them floaters while also
acting like this picture must be faked because they're too clean. Well,
that would force them to be a little introspective, wouldn't
it If you had to sit there and say, oh
my god, you could like I'm looking at I'm looking
at a situation where somebody was so desperate to get

(47:59):
here they they perished in pursuit of trying to have
a better life. Right, But I'm gonna just go and
be like, let me just fucking plug my ears and
be like this probably a photoshop or something, because you know,
if I had to really think about that, then you know,
maybe I'm the fucking evil doer. Well. I the only
thing I don't understand, and I do understand it because

(48:20):
I mean, apparently the Democrats just recently like petition the
the Trump administration to loosen the rules on derivatives. Did
you hear about this? Like like there there was the
initiatives that they've they've they've been working on lowering property
taxes for Democrats. I mean, I are not they're not

(48:41):
focusing this is should be the issue. Should be the issue,
not because it's a political issue, but if you are
a humane person, everything should be going towards there because
years from now, the stories of sexual abuse there to
come out of those fucking camps. Is you can't put people,
you know, stand for prison experiment. You put people who

(49:03):
are like glorified d m V workers in charge of
children and and and the psychology that happens is they
start bullying each other into being less and less sensitive,
so they say floaters, and then someone else, just like
in high school, like, I'm gonna act less sensitive and
it's gonna make me even cooler than the person who
calls them floaters. So I'm gonna call him sacks of
potatoes or whatever it is. I mean, there's a there's

(49:26):
a there's the thing where you when you're when when
when you it's it's setting up a situation where I mean,
they've already been stories if that's the thing that concerns
me the most is that they have these unvetted people
taking care of children, and where it's been proven before
that the pedophiles move, they don't pedophiles. They don't get
a chance to. This is something they will gravitate towards.

(49:49):
They will try to get these jobs. I'm making up.
This is not this is a real fact. This is
like an opportunity. Jerry send Suky had been like doing
a children's charity from like the time he was in
his thirties, Like he built his whole career and his
entire reputation to put himself in a position because that's

(50:11):
what you know, that's what predators do. They're like animal
predators who have been fully evolved to take advantage of
any situation that will allow them to you know, pray. Yeah. Yeah,
So it's it's just it's just that should be the
focus of everything. And I think that the Progressives could
win the election just based on we are not monsters.

(50:32):
Well yeah, And I think this is something we have
to We're gonna have to wrestle with with our history too,
when we look back at this and like I mean
just any pick any photo recently of what these facilities
look like, and you have to grapple with the fact
that it's like that's being done on our dime, you know,
like that's where like we're part of this, and what
can what what what can we do to stop this?

(50:54):
Because I know, uh, it's so easy to just get
very uh just sort of helpless about the whole thing.
But yeah, like you say, I think we really need
to confront our neighbors with this idea of like this
is what is being done in the name of this country,
like this kind of evil. And I don't know how

(51:14):
many people can you know, I think a lot of
people are gonna do the comfortable thing and just try
and figure out ways to be like, well, you know,
it's try this one thing and oh god it is bad.
But like, no, like, we have to fucking really look
at this and just be like, this is being done
in the name of this country, like many other terrible
fucking things, but this thing is on our soil, and
then how are we going to answer for that? As
a as a society? We are powerless? I mean, this

(51:36):
is the thing. And this is why people fucking instead
because they're like, how am I going to help these children?
And they can't fucking do it. They're like, maybe we
should go down there with bolt cutters. Yeah, that's not
gonna happen. You'll fucking get shot. You cannot. Congress people
are having a hard time getting into these camps. Well
they're funding it, you know what I mean, you know
the only way. Unfortunately, um, and that's why body's like,

(51:56):
well I want to take care of the kids, but
instead I'm gonna get mad at Nike or whatever. It's like,
you know, that's misplaced. I get that the instinct is good, Well,
if I'm powerless in this area, then I'm gonna be
powerful in this other area. That's ultimately fucking just compensating
for the fact that. I know I can't free these kids.
But the one thing you can do is everyone should
be calling every single representative of this country non stop

(52:17):
saying make this stop, make this stop. You will have
sexual abuse on your hands. You will have Abu Grave
times a million on this. You know that's the reality.
And I and you know, I wish there was a
way to go down there with bolt cutters, you know,
but there's not. We have been well, you'll get you'll
end up, and you know you can't do We've set
up a military industrial police force. You're not gonna get

(52:39):
anywhere near those camps. But the only way we can
only people. We can rely on our people like Alexander
Kazio Cortez and people who are actually making noise about it.
That's the best thing to do. And the Republicans coming
back with these lames, they still they sound bad. They
sound bad. It sounds awful to be like, oh, well,
it's really just like this, like it's not about the
people that work there. I'm sorry. What's funny too, because

(53:01):
even if Brian kill meats a little fucking dumb take
when he's like oh and then like you want to
show up when like the facilities are so bad, it's like, okay,
so then you do acknowledge that the state that these
facilities are in are actually unacceptable. Right Therefore, then what
your administration, which you are a part of the Trump
administration created these conditions, So what what is your point?

(53:22):
I mean, look, they need and they need to put
all these customs in border until people like they need
to also be accountable. I don't care if we're just
they shouldn't just be going after people at the top, Like,
if you're participating in this actively, you need to fucking
also be accountable for this. And then Brian kill me
fucking after he gets done giving his hot take based
on nothing, he fucking pulls out his goddamn peanut butter
and jelly with a crust cut off at his backpack,

(53:45):
eats it in the corner. And he doesn't have a
single friend. I can guarantee you that guy doesn't have
a single friend. Well, not online, we'll go. I'll go
a lot of people online in real life. I'm that
guy must have. I'd hate to see his apartment. I
bet it's got like a I bet he has a
jukebox with like God smack on it in his house.
You know what I mean, Like rich people get he's
rich as ship. So I bet he's got a jukebox.

(54:07):
It so fucking bad. I bet he's got like save
a horse, ride a cowboy on his jukebox, and he
has parties. Nobody shows up. He eats all the dip
by himself. Kill jukebox, the most hopeless cultural artista, kill me.
I want there to be a reality show. Brian killed
me his apartment. All Right, we're gonna we're gonna take

(54:28):
a quick break and we'll be right back, and we're
back and booyah. Indeed, uh, we're gonna switch gears. That
was a cold brew. Buya to Jeremy renter Um. We

(54:51):
talked last week about a clip he teased that had
everybody just anticipate and just drenching our bench for his
eventual release of his first original song, wrenching our Bench.
Ye damne. But let's let's let's hear the let's hear the.

(55:15):
I guess it's a teaser trailer for the song. What's
the song called again? I think it's called is Unpredictable.
I gotta tell you, Heaven don't have at nine? Okay, sure?
What is it? A rap song. Well, no, just listen
for so Chris, you know your musician you know, and uh,
just let's just listen to them this part of the

(55:35):
Spider Man soundtrack or something, or the reason for it.
This is a rich guy with free time. Huh okayable.
I gotta tell you never be the shame. Don't what
I got her day? You What was the last thing

(55:58):
he said, though, Shannon, don't just have been Heaven don't
got a name. It does, Yeah, nailed it, it does too.
That man, it's so it's it's so, it's unpredictable. I
gotta tell you, wait a minute, I don't understand you.
Just play that again one more time. Propredictable. I gotta

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tell you never be the same. Don't. It's so unpredictable.
I gotta tell you it'll never be the same because
Heaven don't got anything. First of all, I thought he
said gender don't gender. Don't thought it was san But
you can't say something that doesn't have a name right
after you say the name of it, right like the

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ceiling of seeing someone fail and you love it that
doesn't have a name. So now here's what I think. Now,
this is something that somebody else captured of him singing
in the shower with a drone with a microphone. Don't
so someone took a drone. Here's what I think happened.
Someone took a drone and flew outside Jeremy Renners shower

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with a big microphone on it and caught that little
snippet of him soaping himself up. He this is he's
in the studio, and I don't care if you if
it's true, but based on the video I saw, it
looks at least true. The video he approved. And then
once it goes into the imagine dragons ship, it starts

(57:29):
like showing all these like blinking colors and then it's
just like a glamorous shot of him like looking off
into the distance and just a cry for help. This
is like he's going to be and rehabbened. Like it's
like what happens. You're you're rich, and you have a hobby,
you and you have free time. You just acted out
all the way out and like he's probably, you know,
wanted to be a rock stars whole life acting. You know,

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he's probably the biggest tragedy in his life that his
acting career took off rather than him being a musician,
and I was like, well, I got all this money
to do my well, I got it you Okay, that's
shower singing. Okay, well how about this? Why don't it
sounds like it was recorded? So by the way, he
tweeted that video with the words I think like coming soon. Yeah,

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I sing that kind of stuff exactly like that in
the shower, like that exact thing. Yeah, like oh yeah,
you know, like always scrubbing up. I'll be scrubbing up. Yeah,
I mean that's like, well, okay, listen, listen to Conditioner.
You know Mr condition r coming down the pike, all right,

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same ship when he's dripping down your back, dripping down
my back. Mr Conditioner going down my christ condition Or
doesn't have a name. Let's play the original, Let's play
the finished product released. We last spoke about this because
when we last spoke about it, we had only heard
what we just heard, which is the teaser he has released.

(58:57):
He has released the song about songs of teasers now
Jeremy Renners trailer for the World's Worst Song. Uh, And
we now have the his first original song because he
had already released a couple of covers that are just unspeakable.
House of the Rising song person right and by crash

(59:21):
test dummies, Are you kidding me? So he's having a
full on breakdown. Why you don't like that song? Well, no,
Jeremy Renner's covering that. Yeah. Yeah, he's got some kind
of he's he's living in a he lives in a
weird space, like he sends Christmas cards out every year,
like two members of the Hollywood Form Press, and my

(59:42):
mom has one of his, like Christmas cards. It's always
him by himself, and yeah, it has nothing to do
with Christmas. It just looks like a guy who's like,
it's me, It's December. Here's a card. I feel bad
for celebrities sometimes. Well, okay, let's let's not judge lives
in a volcano. Let's not judge a teaser by its
out Let's judge a track by its final mix and master.

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All I remember is she grew up in Atlanta, but
you moved to the Bay and nutdown, beauty. You can
never escape. Don't have a name. Let's just keeps it home.
Robo got that new I got to the same, Devin.

(01:00:31):
Don't have a name. Name, damn all right, turn it off.
I can already see a fucking dodged fucking truck going
over a hill of dirt. Um. What The lyrics are
so weird, like something from Georgia, but she's from the Bay.
And it starts out with him saying, the only thing

(01:00:54):
I remember is she like is from the Bay but
grew up in Atlanta. Yeah, that's the only thing you remember.
But I didn't realize he was going to hit that
falsetto predict I gotta tell you. Yeah. Yeah, he didn't
even use the track that made it into the song
for the teaser because he knew you were because he's like,

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that's going to be expecting exactly unless that's part of
the pre course, and that's just what we get, like
in the second time the course comes around because he's
really trying to build for a nice release into the
sounds like if I'm producing, you know that song sounds
like cocaine, Right, that's cocaine. That's cocaine, all by yourself
with some dude that is producing, Like you're hanging out

(01:01:37):
with this dude who Yeah, he met him at the skybars.
I don't know what's the current, no, the Mondrean sky
but he had some guys. Was like yeah, and he
was like yeah. He's like, I can produce your ship.
What do you got? Yeah? What do you got? Man? Yeah?
And he's like, well, I got this thing. She's uptown
from the from the heaven. Don't have it. That's fucking incredible.

(01:01:59):
I can put so many sound effects on that thing
with my laptop. I'm gonna come over, hey, man's your
car here over there? I don't know, Man, I got
I have a hard drive full of sounds I can
bring over. Man, that's like fucking fucking you know, people
like Jeremy Renner end up living in houses with no
furniture and just like cocaine, and that's how what happens
to He is a house flipper. As we talked about,

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he bragged about how he's like one of the America's
great house flippers and makes like millions off of it.
His this Hollywood Reporter interview is really goes to what
what you're kind of speaks to it what you're talking about.
He talks about being a pacifist and how he's never
been in a fight, and at the beginning of the
interview and then by the end he tells this anecdote

(01:02:44):
and I quote, this guy chokes me with the scarf
I was wearing. He called me a because I was
wearing a scarf. Then he shoved my sister and I
got behind him and I choked him out, put him
to sleep permanently. What the funk? What them up? Pacifist?
Those are better lyrics than the song, Right, he should
have said all that in a song. They're probably choked

(01:03:07):
him out permanently. I took a scarf. This man step
to me at the Mandrean, I was wearing a scarf. Yeah,
so that's ridiculous. Yeah, well, look, Jeremy rerunner man countdown
to rehab. For he he strikes me as someone who
fucking is just off the realness of his life, just flying.

(01:03:30):
I mean I feel like that too. I don't think
he's I don't think this is a drug thing. I
think he has always liked his ego. Yeah, that's just
he's he's on that scientology ship. But no he's not.
He's got that lie like he's tapped into a whole
other power source that we need to study. Actually, science
needs to figure out what it is. It could just
be called the confidence of a white millionaire. But if

(01:03:52):
you could turn that into a pill. Forgot it, you
got it, nailed it. That's really weird. It's like he's
one of those guys that watched his own movie and
like saw like people, look, they think they're the person
in the movie. Like he thinks he's the person in
the Hawkeye. He's like, look at that movie, I played

(01:04:12):
a genius, so I'm a genius. Like man, He's like, man,
you want to see me fucking shoot this fucking arrow,
Dude from shoot the whole fucking thing right now, try
and choke me with a scarf. Don't you remember when
I shot that arrow? You didn't shoot? All right? Never
mind Hawkeye. Yeah, actors are so strange because he's so

(01:04:36):
terrifying and like in a completely different way in the town.
It's just I don't even know what movies he's been in.
Cicario doesn't matter, Yeah, is he solo Cicario? Fucking Game
of Thrones? What isn't he in? Man? Come on, he's
not a Game of Thrones? Come on, he's Hunger Games. Yeah, fine,

(01:05:02):
it doesn't matter if it's a percent true, right, And
I really don't know. I saw him in one movie
where that those huge yams came down from outer space
and they talked to the squid. Yeah, oh yeah, and
he played he played the least convincing scientist. All he
said to stare at a fucking squid from Yams. That

(01:05:25):
movie man talking about like seems important at the time,
and then you leave and then you're like, never think
about it again. I think the coolest thing was just
like the real the beginning. But I watch it. I
don't even remember it anymore, but I just know that
they were like the white people staring at squids for
I'll tell you, man, the whole movie is unpredictable. I
gotta tell you that's gonna be going on, that has

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been and will keep going on. In in the offices
of the Zeitgeist, uh real quick at Times created a
spicy snack power ranking list of prepackaged spicy snack I
don't know, man, it's so it's on a it's on
a matrix. Uh. So you got your worst flavor to
better flavor on one axis X axis, and then the

(01:06:12):
Y axis is more heat to less heat. Flaming hot
Cheetos puffs are the best tasting, hottest snack. Yeah, but
flaming Hotdritos is the hottest, apparently by a little bit
is it? Yeah? Look where it's blotted in terms of
our taste. Wait where are you looking? Man? Flame and hotdritos. Oh,

(01:06:34):
that's the best taste taste, but in that more heat
and taste area definitely has better flavor. I look, I
don't care because it's all about flame hot cheeto. It's
it's just weird. I don't want to see. Okay, sorry,
oh yo. Shout out to zaps cratats. Have you had those?
Fucking I remember the like we had an exchange thing

(01:06:57):
with like kids from Louisiana in my high school and
they brought zaps crawtaters and I was fucking hooked the
flavor spicy Cajun craw taters, not spicy at all, but
the flavor, my lord? So are these Are these like
shrimp chips? Now, it's like the flavor of like you know,
low country boil basically, but in chip delicious. So that's

(01:07:18):
like crawdaddy potato chips. Yes, got it, m Because I
mean that's a thing like seafood flavored crisps some like
other like cook or not cookies crackers is a big
thing in like Korean you have like shrimp chips and
like that delicious. But yeah, like I didn't even know
they're flaming hot fritos. M hmm. I don't think those

(01:07:39):
need to be flaming hot. I don't need just chili cheese.
Flaming hot fritos is in the worst possible They are
low heat and worst flavor. Uh yeah, the absolute worst
seems to be Trader Joe's Ghost pepper potato chips. Yeah.
Also Andy caps hot fries. Yeah, these are in the

(01:07:59):
worst flavor parts I don't know I like and those
are addictive in a way that I can tell that
they have figured something out because I don't like actively
consciously like the taste, but I can't stop eating them. Right.
It's like food scientists have just like you know, directly
wired into some part of my brain that you know,

(01:08:20):
food scientists. That's where instead of you know, curing our diseases,
that's where our best scientists are working right now. I
eat kettle corn. There you go, kettle corn, seafood flavored flavor.
Eat the low Country boil kettle corn. Yeah, low country

(01:08:40):
boil in that pot, and then in that pot you
make your kettle corn. Get all the residual kettle corn.
Chris has been a pleasure. It's been so much fun
to be back on. Where can people find you? You
can find me at The Crofton Show on Twitter, and
you can find me at Instagram at Instagram. You can
find me on Instagram Chris Underscore Crofton underscores that something

(01:09:04):
I came up with and uh and that's about it.
You can find me on uh oh, and you can
read my advice column, The Advice King, which I've there's
like two hundred of them. If you want to laugh
all day long, you go read those. Yeah, those are great.
Is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh? I forgot
about that? So uh no, No, I bet I know.
I bet I got one. I bet I got one

(01:09:26):
because I retweeted, Uh you guys have her on the
show Blair Saki. Yeah. Yeah. The last thing I retweeted
was when someone punctuates their texts with periods. It's like,
why are you enraged? Miles? Where can people find you?
Follow me? Find me Twitter, Instagram at Miles of gray.

(01:09:49):
Um also shout out to the women's national team, who
is on their way possibly to go into the final.
I don't know right now, is to one to find
it closely you know, but there are some Arsenal ladies
playing on the England Time England side, so I'm also
rooting for them. But you know, America first, there's ladies Arsenal.
Oh yeah, we're the best. We're the best in Europe,

(01:10:09):
unlike the men's teams. Uh you find me followed that
I said that, Okay. Some tweets are like, there's just
some Reductress ones that I'm loving all over again. Uh.
This one is just it's so stupid. But Chris, you
might appreciate this one. It just says, is he falling
in love with you? Or do you just own a
rare synthesizer. All my gear heads are like, well, yeah,

(01:10:33):
she's got that cork. Oh here's one other one I liked.
I know this sounds like BS A B S statistic,
but apparently in the U. S Alone, there are enough
comedians for every single citizen of the US to have
their own private comedian. That's Henry Henry Henry Phillips. That's
really funny. It's funny because us. True. The other one
is just so stupid because it's just it's just this
woman sort of smirking at the camera and the headline

(01:10:55):
is just allow me to set you up with some guy.
It's like the guy. Uh. Some tweets I enjoyed. Ben
Schwartz a rejected jokes, tweeted, huge day for people who
photoshop different teams jerseys on players back on the first
day free agency, because that was all that was being posted.

(01:11:15):
Kellen at Captain Calvis tweeted, I just took a DNA test.
Turns out I'm one hundred percent sure the CIA killed
JFK and Megan amarand tweeted whoever denied it supplied it
also works with climate change. Yeah. Mike Leffingwell tweeted, my
favorite part of the Rock is when Ed Harris visits

(01:11:37):
his wife's grave and her headstone says his wife, which
is real. That's just beckdel cast lore. Though if you
listen to my episode on The Rock on becktel cast
we go off on that part. Oh for real, so
you know, shout out to my old improp teacher, but
he's late. That's how women defined themselves. His wife and

(01:11:57):
then finally another Kelly and Captain Kelvis tweet I like
Toy Story four, but thought the scene where Woody bends
over and slaps his bare ass and says I'm a
shitty little big boy was a little much, which I
agree that was the only part that I didn't left.
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