Retired From Weed? Leave Melania Alone? 12.5.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet High Welcome to season eleven, no Season
one eleven. Wow, Where does the time go? Episode four
of the Daily Zeitgeister production of I Heart Radio, And
you know what time it is? This is the podcast
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what the fuck? Come on people and off the rip.

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We say fuck Koch Brothers because as in fucking Coke Industries,
and also fun Foxes because toxic. It's Thursday, December. This
is what happens when I'm hosting. I don't know what
time it is. I don't know how to do this opening.
I don't bring real strong. Yeah, that's really what it is,
December twenty nineteen. My name is Jack Opy. Nope, I'm

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just reading the script like Ron Burgundy and I'm through. No.
My name is Miles Gray a k A. Day Side
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for that. Lady Gaga inspired a k A. And I
am thrilled to be joined by my guest co host today,
an actual co host and our very special podcast for Fiance.
I'm gonna say this up top right now, because sometimes
you guys skip at the end where I keep talking
about the new podcast for Fiance. It is myself and

(01:28):
my guest host, Sophia Alexandrow. Hello. I'm so excited to
be here and our show. We were basically high and
we talk about our favorite reality show night. Yeah, and
it's also a game show, and it's half game show.
We score. We have a scoring algorithm that no other
reality recap show I think implements. It's very unique. Yeah.
It's also full of the kind of science that you

(01:49):
can only get my own. Wow. You know, I know
what people think of you, and I think they think
science immediately. And if you don't, shame on you, because
we've got the agree. What's your degree? Um? Oh hell
yeah uh. And we are thrilled to be joined by
a very special guest someone look o g H from

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the u C. L A Era, also a Southern California legend. Okay,
Blair socks up. Oh shit, And it's great to be bad.
I'm thrilled to be here. It's a rain yes day
in l A. There's no where I'd rather be. You
get to wear knit hat, which is your brand? Oh yeah,
I'm always in some sort of hat. Well, I know

(02:33):
you love to wear like a nice beanie, you know,
and sometimes l A Weather doesn't actually allow us to
wear clothing like that. And this is like we're here,
but everyone knows like l A Weather is just like
for any los Angelo's perfect slouchy beanie weather. Oh yeah,
I feel like Blair exemplifies slouchy beanie. Oh that's it's

(02:57):
sticking up. But if she wanted to make it go,
it's Oh yeah, I've never worn one down um before.
Downward on my head as always full forward, but upward
towards my Beanie's gotta always be directed towards the bigger labini,
the closer together. Hallelujah, hollaback um. Thank you for joining

(03:18):
me today. Everybody, you know, it's a lot of people
are sick. We're just making do because I feel like
half the city everyone's coughing. Everyone's sick right now. It's crazy.
You know, I poured myself a nice emergency before I
brought my ass yet, thank you so much, just very considerate, fantastic. Well,
before we dive into your brain, Blair, let's talk a
little bit about what we're gonna be chatting about. A

(03:40):
surprise announcement from Willie Nelson, big lifestyle change. Brace yourself
for that one. Don't want to spoil it. Also, Trump
had a very like junior high kind of time at
the NATO summit, Like he people was talking and talking ship.
He was like, I'm gonna go actually canceling the party.
I'm not tying hate NATO and I hate you. And

(04:08):
my mom made me come because you're a loser. I
dressed stop. My mom made me come because you said
your mom's sick. To be friends, because it's cool too real. Also,
we gotta check in with the impeachment hearings because they talk.
The saga continues because they're still trying to impeach that creep. Also,
you know Devin noonez is dumb. Yeah, well we'll examine

(04:30):
that further. Also, Milania, you know time it is. It's
time for the White House Christmas display. So this year
we get to see what she had in store. Remember
it was like blood Forest a few years back and
it was cold, cold, like post apocalyptic nightmare. Yeah, I think. Oh,
the first one was fucked up hunted forests. And then

(04:51):
last year was blood trees. Wow, blood on the leaves. Also,
we're going to talk about the obviously the rights reaction
to people just critiquing Lanne Trump's aesthetic choices, as well
as a lawsuit involving Subway and Josh Brolin burnt his asshole.
Oh wow, but you don't think that was a joke.

(05:12):
I don't know. We'll talk about it, we'll talk about
I'm excited for that. I'm all about talking about I
only agreed to guess house if we were going to
talk about holes burnt assholes. Well, I don't know anything
about the story, but my brain just went to so
many different places. It's really quickly there you go. That's
what I like to see. I'd like to see you
look like, what's that? What's that means? Isn't that from

(05:33):
Elizabeth uper Or what's that frenchwoman? She was in that
film with all the equations? All right, that's me when
we were talking about this, um okay, but first Blair Blair, Yeah,
what's something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? Oh? Okay, Well, I was going through it

(05:56):
and as you know, you're going through it. No, the
regular listeners know that it's usually poor, in which people
are always like, you use Google, But I was like, okay,
I want to say that, um I am, I am
really tech savvy. But actually the last thing that I
googled was it was burnt Butthole. How far is more

(06:20):
Park from Los Felis? Because I met a firefighter on
Hinge and More Park like classic Firefighter Hot. Yeah, and
you know, I just got on the app, so they're
a little it's very emtithetical to who I am because
I'm pretty shy in real life with like dating and stuff,

(06:40):
so I don't like it's I'm like, it's very hard
to like connect with someone I've never met on these things.
But yeah, he had like a nice vivibe. It was
like telling you because I am who's a firefighter and
more parts a family, and I want to make sure
it's not him. Oh, it's definitly not him. Okay, let's
say it off and we'll talk. I suspect here to

(07:03):
make sure you're not going to be surprised. That's true.
I appreciate that, but also, goddamn, I'm trying to believe
in love is his name? Okay, thank god you laughed
too loud. No, such a gnarly name. It sounds like
you killed the hookers before, like kind of hillside strangler

(07:27):
type bi or that it's got real energy. Yeah yeah,
yeah that I'm sure you're a nice person. Well well,
no one will ever know what that name was. But
you can butt a but a boy can dream, can't they?
Are you liking Hinge overall? Like was this the first
match you've had or you just kind of like finally, please, bitch,
I'll matching all over the place, you know what I mean,

(07:48):
like ones where you're like I'll pursuc I'll say this, Okay.
So I went on Bumble because I was like, all right,
there's like looks like some nice men and suits on
there and like men, and I talked to some I like, well,
I was like, all right, where you can do this?
And so I like said, so I talked to like

(08:09):
I messaged like six guys and only one row back,
and I was like, funk this, Why do I have
to do this? I'm a fucking girl. So that I
haven't gone back on uh And then Tinder. No, I'm
looking for love. I'm not trying to like fuck you know,
oh wow, looking for love? Yeah, but a bunch of
people meet their long term partners. Yeah, II who met

(08:29):
his wife on there too. Yeah, I mean a little bit,
but I have I've only met up with a few people.
I've barely done it at all. But I'm trying to
be open minded and have fun. Kill me, he said,
having fun? You like trying to be playful with your pen.
You're like, I don't know, maybe I'll put it on

(08:50):
my nose. Yeah, oh my god. Yeah. Well, I it's
a casualty of living the life that I chose that
I'm not married with three kids in Newport Beach. I
know that fast track. You probably wouldn't have gone to
college to do that lifestyle, right, No, you go to
call but it's only but it's Chapman. You go to

(09:14):
Chapman University and study film. But oh Man, chap graduates
getting called out. And that's not for everybody. I know
some grade graduates. But I also see a theme with
a lot of people go to Chapman. Okay, that's just
some southern California to Yeah, um, what's something. Oh, Actually,
the thing that you were about to touch on is

(09:35):
for the photos you look at at a potential mate,
you said you like men and suits. Is there a
thing you like, immediately dismissed based on a photo, or
immediately go based on what you see in that first photo. Well,
the thing that I like about these dating apps, I
could have given you a juicy answer what it chose? Not? Okay,
that's fine, just for the two people are like highly
commit you're married and I'm very committed. Yeah, no, I

(09:59):
like that. It's a is like if they're looking for
like a relationship and if they want kids, and you know,
are you do you have a like a time window
you're trying to have this all done by vibe. I
don't have a time window, but I am kind of
like a very intentional person, Like I mean, they're usually

(10:20):
in a long term relationship or like very single. So um,
maybe we'll see. But it's like I feel really good,
I'm happy, So I feel like that's the time you
meet someone. But I don't know, you're radiating super virile energy.
I got a huge fucking cock. Yeah I feel it.

(10:42):
I feel it. I want you inside me. We're not
even say, eleven minutes into this. What's something that's underrated, Blair, Oh, underrated?
Underrated is going to the spa? Do you guys have
to save exactly rated correctly and what I call when

(11:07):
I turned the sprink going down on my friends and
family that I'm out of office through the day, I
closed my blind and I spend forty two to forty
three dollars with my hard earned money on a large
Hawaiian pizza to be delivered to my house and eating
with an entire bottle of ranch, and then I eat

(11:27):
it throughout the whole entire day. I don't talk to anyone,
and then the next day I wake up and I
feel fucking great nude. Yeah for this anyways, the spa
is underrated. I love that. Yeah. I used to go
to Burke Williams, but now I just do that one.

(11:47):
Oh I love to right, Yeah, oh a whole but
you could do a whole bottle of ranch that the
whole day. But it's a whole pizza, So I kind
of get Okay. So when I did a while ago,
many years ago, it's it started out small, It started
out innocent, and then it turned into a full fucking

(12:08):
poor per bite and it just got sick and nasty
and out of control, and now you're like swigging and biting.
It's so it's so needs to be in a lockdown
compound when this all goes down, like no one can
see it free twice or a month, I have to
go to this like a water bottle for like a hamster,
where like only as much as you lick will come out,

(12:29):
so that we don't like completely soak yourself in. Someone
couldn't give me one of ms. I'm sure you just
go to peck hole and be like, yeah, I'm looking
for one of those bottles and like, oh yeah, but
do you have a guinea pig? No, I needed for
me and my fucking ranch. So you get a sparklet's bottle,
you fill that ship with ranch, and then you just
have a little dispenser. If someone asked me what my

(12:52):
ranch was for teles not fucking business. Okay, that's for
the spa and a box cutter on the boy. What's
something that's overrated? Overrated? All right? I don't wanna, you know,
be controversial or anything, but okay, we have gone way
too far with oat milk. Are you fucking kidding me?

(13:15):
What are we gonna milk? Next? Wood chips? Jesus fucking
oh my god, dry wall. This ship tastes like a
broom closet. I am I supposed to know up from
downward the rest of my day when I'm drinking liquid
broom closet. Why did you not like oak? Oat milk

(13:37):
has been one of the tastiest ones to come out
so far. Everyone is all aboard the oat milk trant
and there's all these little chunks and regular milk they are,
They're little chunks on ny. It's the best thing I've
ever had, and everyone's riding so hard for it, and
I'm like, you're sick. It's correct. What milk is best

(14:01):
milk in the land of sak. I want everyone to
be happy. Of course, I'm asking I go, I go
back and forth between a regular milk and an almond.
If you think too hard, if you actually think about
regular milk at all, it's futured and disgusting, just ideologically.
But um, almond, I feel like, do I actually like almond?

(14:24):
Or was it something I trained myself to like? That's
for me, I understand, because you think about the dairy
process and what that looks like. That's why I only
drink milk directly from the cow's utters. That's yeah, that's
only like guarantee freshness. Yeah, I mean, that's a lot
of integrity to go through that every day. Let's just
say I've been kicked out a lot of pettings. You've

(14:44):
also been kicked a lot in the face, but I've
had a lot of terrible head injuries from direct blows
too much. Yeah. I actually thought that was against a law.
But who am I don't know on Google like Google
video player, like what look if those two broke girls
can keep a horse or whatever. I don't see why
you can't keep a cow. Who you know that show Cable?

(15:10):
You're incredible That show True Broke Girls is about a horse.
There's a horse in it. And also it's not on cable.
You guys, what are you dying? You sought it out? No,
it's free on a plane, OK, because one of the
broke girls is like an heiress or like wealthy person,

(15:32):
isn't I don't know that. There literally was a horse
in it, So it's based on a simple I found
a horse, I said, I said out loud when I
was watching it on the plane or flipping through or whatever.
I was like, Hey, there's a horse in it. And
the woman sitting next to me said, I said, it's uh, well,
it's a horse episode. She goes, no, the horse is

(15:54):
always on the show, and that's She's like, the horse
is a permanent fixture of the show, and I was like,
I isn't this New York. She could not explain you
happen to be sitting next to a two Broke Girls
enthusiast historian during the first time that you saw two books? Dude,
have you ever sat next to anyone that likes the

(16:16):
Big Bang Theory? That's all the people that fly on planes.
That's literally who you sit next to. Have you ever
sat next to anybody on a plane that isn't watching
one of those things? When someone speaks to me on
a plane, I am truly shocked. I am like what
people think I have? Do you get chatted up a lot? Yeah?
People are like, she's ready to hear about my life.

(16:39):
I used to. I used to get that a lot
on planes, and now I don't know what it is.
I think I've never had a conversation fixed your face
ten years. Yeah, I think so. My last fight had ears.
Racism sometimes works in my favor, exactly right for you?
Then I'm like, I don't like to be rude, but

(17:02):
I liked I usually will give um, you know, a
closed lipped smile like that. I'm like, no, Like, look,
I'm nice, I want the best for you, but I
am also a gremlin and I'm just trying to sit
in my seat and do not get me. What is

(17:22):
a myth? What's something true that people think is false?
Or what something false that people think is true? All right, well,
my therapist said. My therapist told me that, uh, plain
looking or even unfortunate looking men make great husbands because
they're just happy to be there. And granted a lot

(17:44):
of people have told me advise me. Friends have said
that I need to fire this therapist. There's actually a
whole movement for me to fire her. But um, she
said that, and I was like a lot of immediate
questions popped in my head. I was like, one, I
was like, what the do I look like a six?
Because that is something you would say to a six,

(18:08):
not a six bitch. Okay, Second, thank you. She wouldn't
have told you about marrying someone ugly if she thought
you were a six. I think she's thinking, like, you're
way more than a six, so she has to tell
you that you should be with us. Well, I actually
don't do what it ever occurred to you humble yourself

(18:28):
with these gross to she's as a ten, Blair, you
have to understand, but sometimes you have to lower your
standards exactly. I actually like, I'm not I'm not like
a looks forward like I'm attracted to people and you

(18:49):
and you've and you're as a point of matter or
whatever what they ever say in Congress. I would like
to bring up the fact that you always refrain from
commenting on people's looks. You're like, that's a part of yours.
It's shoe. I don't even see people as actually ugly.
But the point doesn't matter Black why but this is

(19:11):
what this sounds like to me. No, but I don't
the idea unfortunate looking man are morely superior. I'm just like, what, like,
have you ever what about Anthony Ween or like jay
Z like being you know, unfortunate looking or quote unquote
unfortunate looking. It's not a fucking insurance policy. Look at

(19:35):
Donald Trump, these are not good husbands as unfortunate looking.
Your therapists words are yours. She say ugly, unfortunate looking?
What does she say that? Maybe she said ugly and
Blair is uncomfortable with saying ugly, unfortunate. I don't. I
think unfortunate looking is meaner than ugly. Yeah. Yeah, it's

(19:57):
like you look like something horrible. Look a misfortune happened
to your appearance is a tragedy, Yeah, something people would
write about in history books has happened. I regret this
one already because you know, and I'm attracted to like
a lot of my friends say that I don't like
hot dudes, which is rude, right, but whatever, Okay, that's fine.

(20:21):
I mean, you know, you just have a maybe different
idea of aesthetics defunct. But you know what, I will say,
a team fire that therapist because it seems like she
has a pretty toxic worldview's rating people and ship and
your fucking therapy. She's operating from a looks based unless again,

(20:41):
but I know how you're thinking it, because you're almost like,
does she think I think like this? So she's trying
to speak to me in my language, which she thinks
is being like, you know, dudes are like good husbands.
She's like, this blonde bitch probably thinks everybody actually the opposite.
My friends are like you could use a little bit
up to scratch damn anyone right now? Is ever Blaires

(21:08):
just sitting in their car like, oh my god, she's
like crying into their Panda express man very specific. That's
how I cry, and I love it so much. My god.
I once got food poisoning from Norange chicken and went
back the next week. That's wow. It's really addictive. You

(21:32):
want to get back on the horse, honestly, And that's
a great thing about you. Look how loyal you are.
My god. Hey, unfortunate dudes, if you're listening to this,
they're so loyal. So I can you give her food poisoning?
She will still love you. Unfortunate looking dudes do a
lot of therapy over Yeah, I'm Italian. It's a big

(21:54):
detriment to my own personal safety, is it. Yeah? Hey,
look I don't I don't dive into culture battles, but hey,
I'm gonna take your word for it. Um, all right,
let's get into some breaking news breaking just now. Willie Nelson,
at the age of eighty six, is no longer smoking weeds.
Stop breaking my heart. Oh my god? Wait is this

(22:16):
for illness? Well, he's he's been kind of in poor
health recently, but he said in a interview with I Think,
a TV station in San Antonio was saying, quote, I
have abused my lungs quite a bit in the past,
so breathing is a little more difficult these days, and
I have to be careful. This is where it gets interesting.
I started smoking cedar bark went from that to cigarettes

(22:40):
to whatever, and that almost killed me. What is the whatever?
And what's up with the no? And then he said,
I don't smoke anymore. Take and I gotta take better
care of myself. And when people are like, aren't people
like speculating about like because a lot of people are concerned,
like is your health really bad? Because I have created
a lot of rumors, he said, I don't have a funk.
I'm here, I'm glad to be here. I'm lucky to

(23:03):
be here. So you know, he's still Willie. But I
get it to man six, like I'm sure at a
certain point, like I'll have to put the put the
blunts down. I don't know when that's going to happen
for me, and I dread it every day, Willie. That's
what I thought too. I was like, you could just
switch to like a spray or it's just funny how
in my mind, like as a like a kid. Like
when I think of myself at like maybe twenty two

(23:25):
and someone I grew up smoking weed with, it was like,
you know, I'm actually I don't smoke anymore, Like, wow,
what's wrong? Like everything cool? Do you want to try edibles?
Do you just need a vape? Because you're like used
to believe someone's going to leave the game? Yeah. Well,
and also at a certain point you also have to
look at it like am I thinking like an addict?
Where I'm like, is this person doing better than me?
And y'all don't fucking straight too far home? You trying

(23:46):
to make you feel back? Yeah, it makes you re
evaluate your life. They're like, yo, is if everyone's quitting weeds,
should I quit? We have a problem. It is not
cool in this scenario then for me. And then I'm like, Noah,
got a whole podcast stupid getting It's like and also

(24:07):
this is the thing that gets me a little bit concerned.
It's like I started smoking cedar bark. Now, for anybody
who out there, night Gang, if you if you came
up on cedar bark, that's just that's some ship you
start off puffing on. Or is it like you know,
like broke kids stuff, were like I gotta smoke something, yeah,
or is it the kind of thing where it's like
an urban myth and it's like that cedar bark will

(24:27):
get you funked up if you don't have weed. I
don't know. I would google it, but all I use
Google for is porn. So a lot of the listeners
to give us this information. But yeah, I think, I
mean because for me, the first cigarette I smoked was
a cigarette butt I picked up like from my grandma's
ashtray when I was like nobody was home if my
grandma's ash, yeah, I dug in there. I found some

(24:48):
cigarette butts. That's savage I've ever Yeah, lit a cigarette
on my grandmother's ashes. Guys, that's how I got into
it or ashes. No, but the that was so the
idea of cedar bark seems like extreme, like when I
feel like there's everyone has Yeah, it seems, but I

(25:09):
don't know. I also feel like probably this is bullshit,
and that Willie Nelson isn't going to quit permanently. It's
like when Snoop Dogg quit, but he's eighties and like
he's having he's admittedly being like I'm having trouble breathing like,
I'm sure at some point you like you take a
hit off something like this anymore. I bet you. He
just means smoking. Yeah, totally, just like railing edibles all

(25:31):
the time. I believe he's just snorting Keif, just chopping
up Keith. He's like, oh yeah, every base Keif. Now, basically,
how do that? I love to picture Willie with his
braids covered in a fine layer of Keith Keith. So beautiful. Well,
you know, Willie, stick around, man. You know, we love you,
We like you around these parts. I think, right, is

(25:52):
he canceled? I don't know. Everybody's canceling. You always gotta ask,
you know, you never know. Al Right, well, let's take
a quick break and we'll be right back. Hi, We're
back and Trump our president. Uh you know. He was

(26:14):
in London at the beginning of this week for the
NATO summit. Uh. You know, so that was a coming
together of all the allies basically just to be like, okay,
well let's let's talk some business, let's reaffirm our allegiance
to one another. But it was a fucking nightmare for him. Yeah,
he straight up started lying, Well, you know, it was

(26:34):
the thing that I revel in about this. It's purely
all of the things that happened. We're really on some
junior high ship, like what happened. So he goes, okay.
He first starts off by like congratulating himself for being like,
you know, I told everybody that they need to give
more money. The budgets were completely off, financially restructured the
whole thing. Let me just dunk on everybody because I

(26:57):
did that. Then he had a down with Emmanuel mcrown
of France and he was openly like are you sure
about that family? He was like, those are not facts.
Yeah it was, And then they started getting an argument. Yeah, yeah,
it's ugly. He was saying like, oh. Then he started
going on about how like all these ISIS fighters are
coming from Europe and stuff, and was and like flippantly

(27:18):
was like, would you like some nice ISIS fighters in France?
And he goes on he and mccrown was like, can
we be serious for a second, Like that's not like
my man, you're just making up stuff in front of everybody. Yeah,
And then so that led to a later thing at
a reception, Uh justin Trudeau Macron who else born? Yeah,

(27:41):
Princess and we're in a circle. That really makes it
sound like you're like okay, so Ashley kay yeah, and
Ashley p we're outside, and Megan was there and like
she didn't like Christian, but her and Christian had been
like best friends like since elementary school. But maybe there.
But then it's like, but what's so fucking wild? Like
you can hear Justin say he's basically what they suspect

(28:02):
is there. That group of people was referring to the
press conference with a Manuel Macron because he's like his
stats jaw dropped to the floor, and people like a
lot of people also saying princess and like snubbed Trump
and Milannia like in a receiving line where the queen
was like shaking everyone's hands, being like welcome, blah blah blah.
But when you look at the video, she was just

(28:23):
kind of like next in line. And when the queen
gestured to her, people thought the queen was being like, yo,
where's your manners that and she kind of shrugged. But
what she said is like it's just me to her
own mom, basically like no world leaders. So I don't know,
I don't know if that's quite a snub or just
you know, people like they were reading body language a
little differently. But did Boris Johnson also snub the he

(28:44):
refused what I'm saying. He just straight up did not
refuse to be well, he refused to be photographed with Yeah. Yeah,
He's like, I'm not going to be in the same
picture with What if my name was Boris Johnson? Yeah?
What a terrible man. I love it, actually so bad.
That sounds like you're a villain, like a double agent,
like a hundred one Dalmatians. I love it. What is

(29:04):
it about? Is it the name you like or the
combination of Boris and Johnson and the company. It's just
like a really hard choice. It sounds like, um, Boris Kojoe,
you know that actor, that black dude what was married
in Nicole are Parker? Anyway, Boris Johnson sounds like an
off brand version of Boris Koja. That's for people who
are into black actors. It makes me think Max Power

(29:30):
from The Simpsons? Is that from the hair Dryer? No,
that's like what Homemer's name was when he was But
didn't he pull that name offrom something he saw he
was from the hair dryer? Wasn't it? Because he had
like his and he was feeling great about it, shout
out to the two haired Kings. So what did Trump
do then when he found out that they were gossiping
about So, my first I gotta say about Boris Johnson.

(29:51):
He was the reporting was quote Boris Johnson was so
keen not to be photographed with the US President that
he did not even greet him at the door when
he and his wife if Milania arrived at ten Downing Street.
I think I'm talking about He's like, drinks are in
the fridge yourself exactly well, and also has an election
coming up, and they're like, just you don't want this.
Ain't good for your brand, bro, especially not when people

(30:13):
are comparing the two of them. But so when this
thing was filmed, Trump was sitting down thing with Angelo
Merkel and was asked like, did you I don't know
if you saw that video, what do you think? And
this is where it gets so Junior Junior high goes, yeah,
well he's too faced, two faced actually was a two faced.
Oh yeah, like Justin's fake, Like he's so fucking face,

(30:35):
so fake. I feel like someone gave him that line,
fed him that line. I don't know. I think he
that sounds like enough in his wheel, just hurt feelings.
And then he canceled his press conferends and went home early,
which is really the most childish it. I don't care
if they didn't cut the cake. I don't care. I

(30:55):
want to go hold call you if I wanted to
be picked up and I wanted to think THO to me.
I don't care if it's to sucking sleepover, fucking hater,
hope her mom dies. Oh my god, don't say that, honey,
fuck you mom? What? Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry whispering
about me. Remember that you used to come out of
pocket to your parents and they say what and then
you need to go. I'm sorry, I'm okay, I'm sorry.

(31:18):
Shut up, mom? What I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Damn.
How quick that energy can change. Here's to keeping up
that energy as an adult. I don't know. I will
turn this car around right now, right. I've said all
kinds of ship to my mom, but I don't think
i've ever told her to shut up. Damn, Like I've
said more funked up stuff. Did your mom ever like

(31:39):
threaten you in Russian? So your friends who spoke English
didn't understand how much he was like trying to rip
your head off. Yeah, my mom. My mom's favorite thing
is to was to yell at me in front of
my friends. It was like straight up so bad, so embarrassed.
That's like, you know who's in power though, I don't
care if all your little friends are here. That's her
whole vibe. Yeah, she's like, you know what, can we

(31:59):
get a bomb drop for her mom to a clean
yell at her child in front of her friends? Yeah?
Who else has an immigrant mom that used to throw
She's up and then yeah, and then you cry and
then you gotta be still hanging out everybody and they're
like are you good and you're not good at all.
You're like devastated. A great time. Just quick, get off

(32:20):
pause so we can play Mortal Kombat. Um. Yeah, So anyway,
this whole sort of NATO trip really just underlines that,
Like you know, before, remember there's like this weird bromance
between Trudeau and them. Clearly they're like, dude, we're don't
like this guy's a joke, Like it's not even they're
not even trying anymore. And honestly, that's kind of what uh.
People who do not like the idea of NATO would

(32:41):
love to see is this kind of open fighting. But
you know that's just the way it is. What a
gorgeous structured society. Yeah, well, we'll see what happens. You know,
we'll see what happens. Let's move on to the impeachment hearings.
I'm talking about impeaching this creed. So now we move
Thank you such a good yes remixed by myself in

(33:05):
DJ animal. Uh. We are now in like the public
portion of the Judiciary Committee's hearing. So first it was
the House Intel Committee where they were gathering all of
the information about what went on. They put out their
three page report, which is Henry David Thurrow as fun,
this motherfucking thing. It's the infinite jest of it's a tomb,

(33:27):
it's an opus magnum opus. Uh, just laying it all
very clearly out for people. Call logs all kinds of ship.
We'll get to call logs later. Um. But now we're
at the Judiciary Committee, which must decide based on that. Okay,
what's our recommendation based off all of this? And in
the hearings on Wednesday, it was essentially a ton of
constitutional law professors coming up and helping people understand like

(33:53):
magic school bus, very easy, Like, Hi, we are teachers
who are that's how bail becomes a lot, And we're
experts in the constitution. Let us tell you why everything
the president is doing is fucked up and impeachable on
this podcast. Yeah, as you're a senior political analysts exactly
and a constitutional law degree. Actually, yeah, has degrees and

(34:17):
science and you and politics and sick lash it. Yeah,
Lasha is a great major and me and surf culture
and surf culture. What's the longest left you've ever served?
All right, never, I'll get that lad um. Yeah. I
saw her Beanie. I was like, she knows her surfing.
Hell yeah. And that huge rip curl pat just got
in the back of her Geena. So I saw that

(34:39):
Roxy fucking butterfly and her cockbeca or car. Oh dude,
And we're all from southern California. If you back in
the day, if you had a Roxy sticker on your car,
it had to be a Volkswagen of course. I feel
like I only saw the Roxy sticker on the back
of a passat a Jetta or whatever or explore if
you were like, yes, your support, your lady. Yes, anyway,

(35:01):
tell us about in your town if you had a
roxy sticker, what was the what was the making model
of that car? Um? But so, yeah, they had their
experts come up. It was very clear. They were very compelling.
The one of the professors clapped back, um when I
think it was Representative Collins, seemed to suggest that she
hadn't possibly not thoroughly read through everything. She's like, I

(35:22):
completely take offense to that motherfucker. I'm a professor of
law and you were clown next please arrest um. And
so then the Republicans also they actually had a witness
this time that they called up because they found another
law professor to introduce. You know, it's this guy, professor Turley.
He's not necessarily like a hack or anything like, he's

(35:42):
a professor George Washington University. But he gave like a
very oh really he was George Washington. I didn't know
that that's you studied science. Yeah, damn, what's the what
is the science over there? Oh? It's the colonial Oh
with you're called the George Washington University colonial colonial yeah, Canton, yeah, colonizers. Yeah.

(36:05):
And it's just like a little man, it's it's very weird,
but looks like George Washington, an old, old ass white man.
I remember trying to make it the hippo. What there's
like a hippo statue on campus. It just gets and
we transition to the hippo. And then other people were like,

(36:25):
I remember there was a player from the George Washington
basketball team named Sir Valiant Brown, and I thought that
was such a hilarious name to name your son. The
first name was Sir Valiant. Yeah, that's brutal. Also could
be just was that one of the knights at the
round tables right? I don't know any he sounds look
we're getting so often it sounds like you would have crushed. Yeah. Probably.

(36:49):
Um So their professor that they had come up, he
basically was very narrowly just basically saying like, look, it
feels like this is going too fast. If the president
wants to go to the core, maybe he can't. It
wasn't really anything compelling aside from like an interesting take
on the constitution. The other experts like completely disagreed. Because
Jerry Nadler was like, Okay, other professors I called up,

(37:11):
do you all want to flame what this dude just said?
He was basically, do you have something to say to
rebut what he just said, which was nice to see,
slight you know, academic petty mess fight happened, but it
wasn't really that compelling because again, the Republicans whole argument
is what's been proven, if anything at all, and is
that even impeachable. It's not that what they can disprove
what is being alleged or what is being shown, Like

(37:33):
they can't say Trump actually didn't say that. Trump actually
that wasn't his intent. They're not just going after process,
so it's not it's just the whole thing as stupid
as that. The strategy of just straight up lying about
things that are facts is something that the Trump administration
has been doing the entire time. And Trump just does

(37:54):
commits a crime and it's like, yeah, I did it,
and I said I didn't, but yeah, I'm the president,
so yeah, it's just to me, like so crazy. It's
it's almost it's like archaic watching somebody go through this process.
And I'm not against it, obviously I want this dude impeached,
but I'm saying it's crazy to watch people follow these
rules when this dude follows zero rules. He's not going

(38:17):
to get impeach though, which is so we'll see. I
mean again, you never know. No, I feel like nothing.
I unfortunately, I mean I always say this, but I
feel like I have so little faith. Yeah, you're you're
fully in the nihil nihilism zone. I'm just like that

(38:37):
he could literally what else could he fucking do that?
It's the it's that issue where it's like if there's
no one in Congress willing to be objective about what's happening.
It's true, there is very little because based off the
numbers that you need in the processes that we have
laid out, Yeah, you can sort of just huddle up

(38:58):
and defend the president like this and completely debase yourself.
It's just weird. It's like picturing a sports game where
someone's trying to like, you know, give you fouls, but
like someone is stabbing a player on the field. They're
just no, no, no no, I'm saying, if you're playing basketball
and and the um and you're getting uh oh hey, yeah,

(39:22):
you know, if you're getting called out from fouling something, okay, okay,
that's ridiculous when someone else is on the field stabbing
another player, getting like that was a travel but you're like, um, yeah,
but a somebody lebron is bleeding onto Anthony Davis. Can
we talk about that? And they're like, They're like, I

(39:45):
don't know what you mean, because that travel really is
what concerned Anthony play some great defenses you. Um So, okay,
let's move on to Devin Nounas because part of the
report that the INTE Committee put out or call Locks,
basically showing a lot of conversations between Rudy Giuliani and
Mick Mulvaney, who was who is the acting chief of staff.

(40:06):
Also Rudy talking to the Office of Management and Budget,
who is basically the office where all the aid was stopped.
Like that's where it got held up. So clearly some coordination, yeah, exactly.
And then and then also Rudy and Leve Parnass talking
to this guy at the Hill, John Solomon, who was

(40:29):
basically when you look at the timing of the calls
they have insane It's like, oh, five ten calls right
about this thing. Uh, like right before his article comes
out on his leg yeah, where he's like calling, calling, calling,
Then suddenly he publishes an op ed that says Joe
Biden's Ukrainian nightmare. Then the next six days they call

(40:50):
between twenty times between the three of them, and then uh,
following that up, we can see another piece that's smearing
Marie Yovanovich, Yovanovich, yovan Ivanovitch. We were trying to figure
out if it's Ivanovich Vanovichinovich. Okay, we're gonna we're gonna
settle with that one. But yeah, again seeing how like
even then there are there's an active campaign or coordination

(41:13):
between these people to put pieces out in the newspaper,
create these narratives through these op ed pieces, etcetera. But
we also saw that Devin neonness the ranking member on
the Intel Committee, was also having conversations with Lev parness Um,
who again is indicted Um. And when you think of

(41:33):
how central leve Partness is to a lot of these things,
you'd have to think Devin Nounaz should be should have
refused himself from this. But I think he was acting
like he wouldn't get caught um and hearing him and
the excuses are dumb as fun, they're terrible. He's they're
looking at legitimate phone records saying you called this a
ton dozens of times, not the kind of thing where

(41:55):
it could be like twice, like all double digits. Yeah,
and and then so he goes on hand to try
and explain himself, and my god, his defense is terrible.
And the way the way that two of them try
and act like they've never like, what's this guy? Do
they know who the funk this doing is? Just listen
to this ship? Did you talk to this guy less
partners or whoever his name is, whoever? It's possible, but

(42:18):
I haven't gone through all my phone records. I don't
really recall, uh, that name, you know, I remember that
name now because he's been indicted. But why would see
ann rely on on somebody like this? You know? And
I'll go back and check all my records, but it
seems very unlikely that I would be taking calls from
random people. Uh, you know, Like I said, we have
a process, standard operating procedure. You call my office, or

(42:40):
you call me or you see me out on the street.
This is exactly what I say after I a black
out and call my X. I don't know. I'll have
to check my record. I have to see that does
not sound right. Doesn't think that name. But I would
like a random person that I definitely wouldn't you that,
even though it all says it right there that I

(43:03):
did that. Okay, that is my number, that's the caller
and then the recipient. That is because oh this tattoo, Yes,
it is my ex boyfriend's phone number tattooed on my body. Okay,
that does match up. That's weird. I don't know. I'm
gonna check my records though it's bad. It's that person's
name is yeah, you spent six years together less partnap

(43:23):
parnaps that. I'm sorry, did you say lex car naps CarMax.
I don't know. I don't think I have the carfax
on this late lazy, lazy miser robs. I don't know.
So again, terrible, terrible look, especially for someone who is
sitting on that committee to be involved like that and

(43:44):
acting like they don't know anything. This story is only
going to begin to develop. Just so you know, I
believe Devin noonez is threatening to sue CYNN for like
three million dollars or two hundred million dollars for saying
that they have. But this came out of a congregational report. Sir,
you may want to think maybe go through your records too,

(44:04):
But I don't really just go through that record, go
through your records, because dude, it could have been a
random person. Sometimes I just give my phone to random
people and they're like, hey, man, can I use your
phone real quick? And I'm like, yeah, here. Maybe they
call left partners or less partnaps. I don't know, less parsnaps. Yeah,
more parsnips, not less parsnips. I am so amazed that

(44:26):
someone can lie about dozens of phone calls, like I'll
give you three to five, you know, but just to
be like, those could have been with anybody. So twenty
times someone was using your phone in the six day period?
Who who was it? On Fox and Friends, they're legal
one of the legal analysts. I'm doing air quotes with
my hands. Gigantic quote unquote legal analysts is I think

(44:49):
telling Greg Guttfeld or one of the people from Fox
and Friends, like what his take? Yeah? Better than Boris Johnson.
I've heard a lot of guy Greg Jarrett, uh total
clown about like why maybe this isn't all bad that
this is in the Intel report. The only thing new
that I picked out of yesterday's was this communication between

(45:10):
Devin and Is where Giuliani in the White House in
what way, if any, is that problematic? Well, we just
don't know because we don't know the details. In fact,
it's a call. Long does that mean that Devin Noonas
was actually on the call or somebody else? Uh, And
we don't know the import of it. Um. You know,
I frankly I don't trust Adam Shift. He has a
long and distinguish track record of deception. By the way,

(45:34):
we just spent in insane amount of anti semitism with
the Adam Shift narrative, because the idea that they're painting
him is like a shifty, untrustworthy Jew dude. That that
is such a fucking race, like not racist, but anti
Semitic fucking you can see the tropes. They're like, you
know how you can never trust those those Jews all

(45:57):
being shifty, Like that's totally every time the time about
Adam Scheff the Republicans. That's how make it the definite subtext.
The whole conversation is so funny though. It's like when
I lie about ship, it's all about stuff that nobody
can prove what that's how you know you're a good
liar that you dunked in junior good dunkage. Oh oh

(46:22):
really you still got that vertical boost? Absolutely? Were you
middle hitter? No? I wasn't an outside hitters was an
outside hitter. Yeah, used the sky? Are you kidding me?
Specialist you've been getting I would never have not seen
the front row until I got to call. That's come on, Miles.

(46:43):
I just always thinking, you know, just like a like
a prospect or digging it out. Yeah, scrappy, scrappy. Okay,
well uh and very quickly, let's move on to Milania's
White House decorations because they're inspired, excited, we said, haunted,
ass forest um eighteen blood red, fucking nightmare fuel Christmas.

(47:09):
I don't know who the fund she is, like my aunt,
m Yeah, like Russian people are crazy bad decorations. You
think that's because wait, so what did you what was
your sort of She's not Russian, Russians Eastern European like
the first decorations for the White House where it'saw like
deserted and haunted and like white. But she was like,

(47:32):
oh this is really elegant, Like this is really fucking
elegant and minimalist. And my aunt, if you go to
her house, has some ship that you're like what But
I know she's like, this ship is elegant. Yo, Okay,
it's elegant. I want this to be mirrored. I want
this to be a three D fucking art thing out
of my wall. I want everything to have very giant

(47:55):
angles and be like completely unfriendly looking. I get it right.
That is my aunt's taste. It's got that like rich
white people vibe, you know what I mean. Like it's
definitely got that, like I'm wealthy, but I'm not putting
thought into this, Like it's just sort of like, what's
the most pure looking ship that's expensive? Let me throw
that up. Russian people who get here and make money,

(48:18):
um and become like ridiculous with it, like new money
are called no new Russians and they call the new
Russians why money come here and they get new money.
So what's controversial about this is she wearing like she's
probably wearing a coat that says like I don't care
about kids or something. Yeah, she's like fun the birth

(48:38):
of price, It's like, whoa, what the decorations are all
the children that have been murdered. She's like each light
for a child I've separated from. No. So the theme
of this year is the spirit of America. And it's
not really that it's bad, right, it's just sort of like, okay, fine,
there's this the video. They put out a whole video

(48:59):
where she's like give a tour. There's just like one
weird part where she's like sprinkling fake snow like on
the tree, and it's just weird. Reminds you that Dave
Chappelle a bit about like people. It's so weird though,
because you know, she was obviously never in her life
like most first ladies are like ready for it or

(49:21):
like want to be there, to be there for so long.
I mean, she was clearly like she's just trying to
mimic pretend like what it's supposed to be. Like I'd
rather be at a rave in Croatia. She's like she's
a free woman, would do She's like this how you connect?
How is this how you relate to someone? Is this relatable?

(49:42):
Like every moment of her life. I think now she's
just loving it because she's like I'm that bitch. Now.
I don't think so. I think she's so miserable. I
don't know. People have so many people speculate what it
is and then other people like she doesn't deserve our empathy.
She can leave whenever she wants to. I'm not saying
I'm empathetic, not a free my favorite thing to think about,
I mean, not my favorite. That's sick. But I do

(50:04):
wonder a lot of time when political couples win, the
last time they had sex was I don't know why.
I always think about that, Like I always wonder when
the Clinton's last had sex, or like when Trump and
Jannia last, I'm sarious, Oh my god, when she's knocking

(50:29):
his hand away when he's trying to hold her hand.
You think she's like, yeah, climb up on top of me.
I love that. I'm pretty sure that is not how.
The other thing, too, when you think about it too,
is like we're talking about all this bribery stuff. It's like,
why aren't we actually exploring all these allegations of rape
and sexual because no one cares about women. Yeah. The

(50:52):
sad thing that I think is true is like, you know,
when the wine stine broke, the wind Stine thing broke
almost two years ago, exactly. I feel like people are
a little sick of talking about it now because that's
what the last And I mean, like I don't know.
This is just a theory, but it's just a feeling
I have that rape is boring, yeah, or just like

(51:14):
we've t it's been because it's been since the beginning
of time. We've spent the last two years talking about
it constantly and like unearthing all. I think it's that
the media feels like they've completely extracted as much value
out of that plot line. Is sort of like cold
it is to think of that you see change of
the me too movement happening and being like, yeah, like

(51:36):
that was that was working for a while, but those
stories aren't hitting anymore. Like to know, I feel like
I've heard multiple people say this to me lately. Well,
I also just think, yeah, it's it is something for me.
I mean, I just when you look at all the
things at Presence Done, you have so many credible accusations
against him, it's like, oh, it's crazy. It's and it's

(51:58):
also tough too, I think for especially when Republicans hear
about someone on the left being accused of any kind
of misconduct sexually or whatever, that they can never fully
quite begin I don't know, like they they're they're careful
about it because they know the sort of rebuttal to
that is like what about the president? And a lot
of times they just don't want it. They don't want
to entertain that conversation. But I think it's a very

(52:20):
uh it's something that absolutely needs to be explored. Um well,
I feel like, um, just because sexual assault and rape
and stuff is like boring. I think, to me, here's
the irony. Anytime you watch a movie or TV show,
if they want a woman to like change and have

(52:41):
like a life change, she gets raped immediately. And that
is a trope that is not ever getting tired. People
are like, oh no, yeah, women are just going to
keep getting raped and abused and we're going to see
it in movies and TV all the time, and we're
not ever going to be like we're sick of this,
this is exploited of Instead we get sick of it
in like an actual these are these are issues we

(53:08):
have society that we need to reverse. And thought, yeah,
I mean it's going to be a long road to
reverse this kind of like toxic patriarchy, you know, and
like lack of consent culture that we have. Uh man,
But that's just what I mean. Though. It's like I
just think, like how many accusations, does there have to
be I mean, it's so far I think it's something.

(53:29):
It's something, so it just feels like he's not there's
nothing that's well that is true. I think, Yeah, like
you're saying contributes to that feeling of nihilistic like whatever,
then what's the point Like this dude people are accusing
him of rape even and nothing's gonna happen. But the
whole Momonia thing. So, you know, the decreases themselves pretty

(53:52):
like bland for by her standards, which I think maybe
she was doing that on purpose because the last two
worlds so criticized. Yeah, because everyone's like it's a not
for me um this time, Like the Daily Beast, they
just they weren't like it's not bad, they're just being
caddy about it. They're just like, yeah, you know, her
state sponsored jingleism, the theme with state sponsored jingoism and

(54:14):
her b best slogan appears like on decorations and things
like that. Again, Conservative media went just they were like, no,
they're trying to tear her down. The Daily Beast trashes
Milania Trump Christmas display as state sponsored jingleism, Liberal media
bashes White House Christmas decorations again, and on the Washington Post,

(54:34):
their fashion critic wrote this up because they're someone who aesthetics.
Um said the decorations were great, but didn't like her
coat that she was wearing because it was you know,
but she's yeah, she's the way she's like, Uh, they
liked everything. The theme this year's Spirit of America's dominant
in the color is wintry white and festive bursts of

(54:55):
holiday red. It's all quite lovely. So there's that For
her tour, Mrs Trump wars all addressed with a simple
jewel neckline, white stiletto healed pumps, and a white coat.
The coat is draped over her shoulders as she strolls
through the White House. The coat looks ridiculous. She is, wait,
I you know what, I'm actually gonna do something crazy
and agree with conservative media on this. Why the funk

(55:16):
are we? This is? This sounds really fucking dumb, And
like did people do this to Michelle Obama? Like, I mean,
that's shitty. All the time people criticized women's clothes and
then they were like, like this is sacrilegious. Oh, she's
got the right to bear arms, doesn't she. Obama's fucking
chance suit they criticized. They were like, it's just it's

(55:42):
like who gives, like we have everything's on fire? And
my about her fucking decorations that a team picked out
for her. Right. So it's funny to hear because in
the response of this on Fox and Friends, they came
at them like, how dare you like baby Jesus created it? Right?
It was more coming at her outfit than than Christ's

(56:03):
decorating skills. She's an international fashion model, as you said,
they never put her on the cover. And the things
that they said in this article, I mean, this is
the fashion critic Robin Gibbons from the Washington Post they
called the ridiculous, They called her aloof and the jacket
over the shoulder was cliche. If these things were ever
uttered about Michelle Obama, that fashion critic would be called racist. Um,

(56:25):
it is an unfair treatment and and it's sat anyway. Yeah,
there were racist attacks against Michelle Obama constantly anyway, But
I get I understand the broader point even to what
you're saying, Blair is like, this is sort of another thing.
It's because I think just as this, because I think
precisely of the nihilistic attitude we have. This is the

(56:45):
second best thing people can rely on to feel some
kind of victory or something or something that there is
some sort of superiority, because they clearly can't get that
in a legal context or just the way the government
is operating. It's like, well it, let's flame the outfit. Yeah,
I was just gonna say, it sounds like Twitter like that.
This sounds exactly like Twitter, And it's like m M,
I don't know, we should have a little bit of decorum.

(57:08):
We're morally superior, you know what. Soccer? All right, we're
gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back.
And we're back. And just a quick couple of stories. First,

(57:29):
So Subway is suing the Canadian Broadcast Corporation for a
program they have called Marketplace because they were just sort
of you know, they do investigative stuff. They talk about
consumer ship, and they were asking how much of this
fast food quote unquote chicken is like actually chicken. Um.
So they you know, they did, like any anything any

(57:50):
journalists would do, like worth their ship, they would actually
use some science to try and answer this question very objectively.
So what they did was they took samples of Subway
Chicken along with us A and w McDonald's, Tim Horton's, Wendy's,
and it went to a lab in Peterborough, Ontario at
Trent University UM to figure out what it was. And
they none of them ever thought is going to be,

(58:12):
you know, chicken because it's processed and things like that.
But what they found is most of them were around
eighty eight point five to eight but chicken DNA. Subway
fifty three point six percent chicken, and the chicken strips
were forty two point eight percent chicken DNA. So they're

(58:33):
using a lot of filler, like a real housewife of
Orange County. They so after that, yeah, drag them, you know, sorry,
this is dragon ball z UM the So when they
were about to publish this story, the CBC was like,
do you all want to comment before we release this
because this is what we found and they're basically we're
gonna sue you for two million dollars. Comment is that

(58:55):
we don't want to talk about it. Yeah, they were like,
according to their scientific data, it's only one percent filler.
That's their data that they put on the ads and ship.
So when they sued UM, a Supreme Court a Canadian
Supreme Court is basically not famu to their like to
their lawsuit, what they said was in the decision. The

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Marketplace Report raised a quintessential consumer protection issue. There are
a few things in society of more acute interest to
the public than what they eat. To the extent that
subways products are consumed by a sizeable portion of the public,
the public interest in their composition is not difficult to
discern and is established on the evidence. So it's like, sorry,
piece the funk out, but they have a similar legal

(59:38):
system to our, so they're gonna appeal or whatever and
keep it. You think I'm always standing off for nothing
from the yoga mat material and they're fucking friend, my god,
I forgot about that. Dude. I keep giving you chances,
like come on, yeah, but I mean that's fine yoga

(59:58):
mat bread. But here's the thing is, like that is
something food is something that truly does need to be regulated,
especially the way that it's advertised, and like it's so
sometimes the disparity is such a huge gap, and it's
like this is people's health. But then also you're like, okay,
well you're at a fast food restaurant, Like what do

(01:00:21):
you think you're getting, like, I don't go to McDonald's
and be like, I'm getting grass fed beef, they say.
And also about the yoga mat stuff, like it's in
a lot of it's like used for flower stuff, so
it's in a lot of bread products. And they say
the risk is more for the people who are like
working around it than for us eating it. So good,
just the people serving us the subway. Okay, that's cool,

(01:00:41):
we don't know, they say. They say, specifically they're issues
for people working in factories where this chemical A d
A is used as a blowing agent and who therefore
might get direct exposure to the aerosolized chemical. Oh my god,
I'm just gonna go ahead and say no relevance to
the risk of it using and bread. Oh of course, look,
keep a simple no, Miles is like, actually the corporations

(01:01:06):
on Blair and I we we have a shared interest
when it comes the subway because we're a subway tuna stands.
Oh I'm a big tuna, but I stand you do. Yeah,
I don't know. I I used to eat that every
day for lunch for like six months straight. Really what
kind of bread um toasted? Nine? Baby? Wow? No way

(01:01:28):
white halipena cheddar all day. WHOA. When I was little,
I always got the meatball sandwiches and everyone was like, um,
give me shit about it. Like college, I used to
eat the ship out of those. It's so good. I've
been eating tuna since the day. Someone's like that's gross.

(01:01:49):
I'm like, I was raised eating cantuna. Try and see
me say it wasn't out here getting eating cantuna. If
you didn't, I love my mom was too. Sorry go ahead. Yeah,
you're both saying you love your mother. Yeah, what makes
your mom special? My mom throws a little bit of
chop salary in there, a little bit of rud onion,
and she gets crazy a little bit. I'm not a

(01:02:12):
fan of you keep a simple celery really. Yeah, I
do white onion and my mom does hard boiled eggs
in it, and it's fucking oh yeah, because that is
how kind of Russian tuna salad is, right with eggs
in it or what do they call? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
because I used to get that in the sandwich from
this Russian cafe by this uh place I used to work. Ship. Yeah,

(01:02:36):
I love that ship. I was like, wow, the fund
is everything I love. Yeah, it's like our potato salad
and it's fucking horny. Hey when we went to get
some of that later. So anyway, we stand Subwright. Now,
finally let's get to the real important issue, the one
that had Blair's mind working three miles a minute. Um,
what happened to Josh Brolin's out? Oh my god. So

(01:02:58):
at the end of last week there was a post
of uh, this woman who was like named metaphysical Megan.
I'm sorry this made me so mad in so many ways,
a self described healer, teacher, and embodied mermaid who her
post went viral because she was basically out here spreading

(01:03:18):
her asshole out to the sun saying that we need
to get sunlight UV exposure into our UV radiation into
our assholes. She brought the Taoists into it. She's like,
it's an ancient Taoist practice, bitch, you don't know what
you're talking about. Yeah, well yeah again, it's saying, according
to them, it could strengthen your organs, increased creativity. Uh yeah,

(01:03:42):
regulate your circadian rhythms. I mean it's I mean, who
wouldn't after reading that, Like, shit, maybe what everybody says
about crystals and ship like that. It's the same put
on your asshole. But like all of the things that
they do for your circadian rhythms, this in itself is
not wrong. Talking about it at all, that is wrong.

(01:04:05):
You want to son your asshole like my absolutely go
off sleigh queen. Okay, but you did not. Just do
not talk about it to even one person, Like, here's
the thing. Don't do it because you actually will get
a horrible asshole bird like Josh Brow and he posted

(01:04:27):
a picture I think of this woman's post and basically said,
try this pardeum sunning that I've been hearing about. And
my suggestion is do not do it. As long as
I did, my pucker hole is crazy burned and I
was going to spend the day's shopping with my family
and instead I'm icing and using alo and burn creams
because of the severity of the paint. I don't know

(01:04:47):
who the funk thought of this stupid ship, but fuck
you nonetheless, seriously, I think it was like this sensitive
part of my body that has never seen one time
in my life. Yeah, I should probably just sit out
there and cook it. I mean, he must have his
circadian rhythms and libido must have been fucked if he

(01:05:07):
was like, I don't give ann but I'm ready to go.
But I'm ready to put a bunch of aloe on
my ass some pipe. I don't know. I'll try it,
but I think only you think you only need maybe
two minutes at most. I don't have exposed assholes. See,
this is how it starts. You try and I'm not
saying it's gonna be good. I'm just saying I need

(01:05:28):
a reason to send my asshole, and I'll say it's
because I'm doing an experiment. These people, my god, also
are posting about sunning their asshole. God kids, some ship.
Is that the way to even escalate from there? I
don't know. I feel like sunding your asshole. I don't
know how you get more like laughable. Why are people
always listening to random white bitches telling them what to

(01:05:51):
do about really sensitive bodies? She has dreadlocks and Joshua Tree.
I'm saying, like gwen fucking Goop. Well, I think Gwyneth
has that thing where people don't realize that between genetics
and a lot of money, her life is the way
it is because of that, not because she'd be rubbing
her asshold crystals no, but she'd be like, put some
jade eggs in your pussy, and then all the doctors

(01:06:13):
are like no, She's like, okay, steam your pussy. They're
like no, okay. I'm just saying, why are people out
here being like, you know who I should listen to
the kind of colleges? Yeah, like just just this random
white woman with no degrees. She calls herself a mermaid.
Do you ever follow yourself a mermaid? Sorry, Valerie, I

(01:06:37):
dislike you stop on Instagram? So do you really what's
an embodied mermaid? I don't know. I don't follow any mermaids.
I do follow a lot of like healers and stuff,
if you call yourself a mermaid, or like if you're
a self described like babe boss, babe out. I try

(01:06:58):
to cure my Instagram for all positivity. Yeah. Yeah, so
it's a lot of like therapist accounts and tailers and
like stuff like that work better. I'm allergic to dogs,
so Fia Jesus Christ. I just had to bring it up.
You can follow an account without touching the dogs. Yeah,
but I'm pretty sure that's you can still get sick

(01:07:20):
like that boop my nose. That's what I follow that's
a dog account. Oh, your smile was so big when
I said that dog accounts because their faces are right
in the camera, because you're like, oh, and that's how
they get that loved that double tap on there. I
am smiling really big. I can't help that. I'm like,
this is a good account. Well that's that's about that

(01:07:42):
for us, Blair, thank you so much for Oh God,
thank you for having me back. You know, I ride
hard for the Zychon hard for you. I wish they
rode harder for Subway Tune. And though some people were like,
you're disgusting, I'm like, you know what, that's who I am.
I know that's a renegade personality. I like to surround
my self way we should be. We should also shout

(01:08:03):
out Zigang for being so dope and listening to exactly
and even random people who probably don't even know about
Daily Zeitgeist and they're like, I like this. Shoot shout
out to all y'all, Blair. Where can people find you
and follow you and support you? Oh? Okay, so on
Instagram and Twitter it's Blair Saki B L A I
R S O C C I and guys, I have

(01:08:26):
my first solo show ever next week in l A,
December twelve, ten pm at Lyric Hyperion on this and
it's an hour of stand up only about food. So yeah,
it's going to be like my whole progression and everything
about food. Um So if you could come out to that,

(01:08:47):
it would make me so happy because I've worked so
hard on it. I'm thank you. Yeah, you can get
tickets in my Instagram, bio or Twitter or on the
Lyric Hyperion website. Hey, thank you our house. It would
mean so much of you guys came out. Yeah, yeah,
when is it again? Sorry? Next week, next Thursday, next Thursday?

(01:09:09):
Oh ship, Well maybe maybe if you come through everybody,
you might see some familiar faces. You know, I think
I can go. We gotta support each other, I gotta
love each other, and it's all about love, you know.
Blair reminded me, you brought it back into focus. We
gotta leave Milanni alone and her fucked up decorations and
style and her and her unfortunate outfit. I just think

(01:09:31):
we should save it from when she does something bad.
I agree. I'm being flipping plenty of real things to
hate her, honestly, and that's that's you know, I get
all that energy out once, Blairry, Is there a tweet
that you like that you want to shout out? Oh yeah,
it's Dana Donnelly. And I'm sure she gets brought up
a lot on this, but you know, she's part of

(01:09:52):
the um what I call the twenty four year old
hot girl l a community and mafia love. I love
all of them. They're extremely hot, they work super hard,
and they're really funny, great writers. Um, but yeah, Dana Donnally,
she tweeted, um seriously considering calling the cops on this

(01:10:14):
girl using her viral tweet to plug her boyfriend's podcast.
She is clearly a danger to herself and others. And UM,
I just really felt that so hard because I have
been that girl unfortunately used the viral teacher promoter to
this podcast. I just like, really always pushing my boyfriend's
accomplishments above my own. Come on, you gotta start. No,

(01:10:37):
I've I've done a lot of but no, I've fallen
hard in the past. It's funny, youth. It's funny because
my tweet is literally connected to your tweet. Oh really, yeah, well, Sophia,
where people find you and follow you. Uh, that's Sophia
so so f I y a on Twitter and Instagram,

(01:10:58):
and you can listen to my podcast with Miles Fiance. Yeah,
my other podcast Private Parts Unknown with Courtney Kosak. But
listen to this tweet by Mad's hid Um as an aside,
I want to see my boyfriend do a live show
of his podcast last night and asked the man on
the door to let me in backstage, and he was like,

(01:11:21):
how do I know he's really your boyfriend? Sorry? In
what world would I lie about having a podcaster for
a boyfriend? Sorry, Miles, I came here to dunk on Miles.
I do other stuff too. Yeah, by my mother, I know, Um,

(01:11:47):
you already say we can find okay, what about me?
Oh me? You can find me at mis Tell everyone
where people can find you at Miles of Gray On
Twitter and Instagram, a couple of tweets I like. One
is from Blair Saki right next to me. It says,
you actually have no idea how busy my days are.
There's little to no time left after I finished meditating, journaling,
gratitude listing, and e f T tapping, Like when would

(01:12:08):
I even have time to do a write and packet?
You know, for self care gang. I understand. I want
you to holy completely accept yourself. You need them emotional
freedom techniques. You know what I mean. Your hole you
sign your butt hole and holy whole assholly complete yourself,
accept yourself. Another one is from at rye Shut. It says,

(01:12:29):
since the irishman is way too long and a woman
is only able to get a single line in while
a bunch of white men talk to each other, doesn't
that technically make it a podcast? A lot of podcast.
I was gonna say, this is weird. We were all
that was such a funny tweet and then microcene Quote

(01:12:49):
tweeted it was notorious Italian man tweet today Ryan, how
about you? Ryan shut? The dude all are everything is
connected right now? This is so weird. We're all vibing well. Also,
you know, you can find us at daily Zeitegeist on Twitter,

(01:13:11):
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may we're there because we're internactally mostly respected. Um now

(01:13:37):
where we where are we at? Now? A song? What
do we go to? Ride out? Well? Um, I would
like to give thanks to l a band that I
really like, war Paint. I love them, uh, and they
have a track that I just heard recently. I believe
it's from their Newton Once and now I'm like, came
out here. But the song is called white Out. And
I love war Paint because they're just so they're they're

(01:13:59):
like they're l uh and check out all their early
stuff too. They're great bands, you know, support him? Uh,
I guess with that. Uh, that's about that. I guess
we'll check y'all later today on the later Days the
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