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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season to sixty four,
episode two of Dirt at Leish Guys production of My
Heart Radio. This is a podcast. Will we take a
deep dive into America's share consciousness? And it is Tuesday,
November twenty eleven. Two. Yeah, you think you know eleven
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to two, you add them together, you get eleven plus
a let one day. There's only one fucking day. This
is like weird when there's only one day. But the
one day that is on the pay to be at
holiday calendar is National Cranberry Relish Day. Yes, I've been
here a lot of No, No, okay, do you like
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just my response to every everything? But do you like
any thoughts? Hell? Yeah, box on a cranberry relish. I
like cranberry sauace, but I don't believe that's cranberry relish.
Doesn't have to have pickles in it to be relish. No, No,
I think it's just like this is cranberry. But it's
like it's definitely like fruitier. You can see the meat
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of the fruit, flesh of it in this whatever. I
prefer the jelly. The jelly, can't you know, can shape
like where you can see the ridges from the what
do you eat that for? To contrast like a little
scoop mix it up every time I've had it, like
the judgment. It's not judgment, I just I'm putting myself
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in that experience on the floor. I'm like, no, I
don't want to eat out of out of the blue cranberry. Yeah,
I like, it's just a it adds a little contrast
to the old palate. We we also do a like
dessert dish right on the plate with the Thanksgiving fixings,
sweet potato crunch, which I don't It got in there
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as like a sweet potato like mashed sweet potato cast
role thing, but I've just evolved it so that it's
mostly like the crunch layer, which is just like the
round sugar like crystallized brittle. Yeah, it's It's the sweetest
thing on like that that I've ever had on any day.
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And it comes out with the turkey, which I want
the same plate. Yeah, I don't. I don't mind it
all right. Yeah, I'm a sick fuck Miles. Yeah, what
can you say? My name is Jack O'Brien a k.
This Apple's ten percent pink smithcent my favorite apple, Honey
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christ five percent Fuji pent Plain. I think they're sugar Bees,
but can't remember the name. That's courtesy of Fighter of
the Night Man little remember the name? Ak Yeah, And
you know it's really a story about apples and my
failing brain, because then think I talked for twenty minutes
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about an apple that I couldn't remember the name of.
It was sugar bee. Sugar bees are sugar A new
play has entered the chat or the game or whatever
it is. Sugar Bees. They're fucking delicious on a good day. Also,
cherry apples, little tiny apples there. This is their season
and they're pretty delicious. I'm thrilled to be joined as
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always by my co host, Mr Miles Grass. It's hard
to believe that this restaurants out there. It's hard to
believe that I've never been. At least I have their
love Tea Deezy. They love me hungry as I have.
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Together we dine and I just really want some cheese.
Mights not monorate, get it? How to bubbling up on
that crust today? Pepper Brooni slides for me? I won't
it every day? Take me to the place I love
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Red Hossypky Okay, shout out Blake Rogers. Did I do
that one last week? Did you? I think I would
have done that one last week? It was good? It
was good. Well, then allow me to do this one
for you. If that wasn't enough. Guess what pineapple goes
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on every pizza? Bread sticks tastes bad to win the cheese.
Uh here's a sisive ship with Terry Yucky glaze. Chad
Smith had a piece just the other day. Kiff cod
is govting with some sodcast Rick Ruben's vegan. He's a
hard pass good friends, your tastes what we aim to please?
Add on dates and goche please Okay? Now that one
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was from the Beating Drum on Discord. Yeah, I did
that one on Tuesday. Man. Okay, Well, allow me to
get you with this one. Miles. We are thrilled to
be joined by a patient and brilliant filmmaker, writer, actor, comedian,
podcaster who co founded with the A V Club called
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one of the best podcast networks out there, Small Beans
where you can find he and a bunch of the
most talented people we worked with at Cracked hosting shows.
He's the hosting creator of One Upsmanship on this very network.
It's the brilliant and talented Michael Swam Hey gang, so
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great to be here again. I am Michael Swam a
k A. I remember when, I Remember when, I remember
when I lost my my cole. There's something special about
that sway. That's after several months of singing lessons, still
not good. But I just joined TikTok and I was
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confronted with that runs that's the new running up that hill? Yeah?
Wait is it? Oh? Did they just discovered that song?
You you're supposed to have your fingers on the pulse guys. Yeah, no, no, no, no,
there's this person didn't a specifically incredible run of I
Lost My My and it likes that But it's again,
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it's she really did it, and everyone's getting impressed. That's all.
I got three c words for you. First, Cosmic Crisp,
the brand new apple that's the best apple out there,
Colmic Crisp. Cosmic Crisp was killing it. In fact, our
local grocery store is now constantly out of the Cosmic Crisp.
And it says there's a big sticker on it. You know,
this is how it got me. That says tastes like candy,
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and boy, it sure does. I don't know what kind
of genetic monkey shines they got up to, Like, I'm
sure it's not healthy, but it's a great apple. And
then compote. You left that compote. Yeah, there's jelly, there's jellet,
there's mash muddle um. But I'm a fan of the
compote like that. There's a crayoned orange compote from Trader Joe's.
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That's excellent. So what is it? What's the difference between
a compote jelly to log and relish. Well, I watch
a lot of petitive reality chef game shows, so I've
learned that very little. Like I've learned when you present
the dish, part of it is bullshitting like you used
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to on high school essays, Like I really think part
of it is being very good at calling it a
jale and staying up with the new trendy lingo like
a puree. Is there's something else? I forget? You're like,
and uh, I think it's just words. But I would
say there are broad categories, and they usually refer to
like the viscosity. Miles had it right, it's the you
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see the meat of the nut or the chunk of
the meat or whatever, but to me implies multiple it's
cranberry and you've got some orange in there. Comp is
when you when you make a jelly, do you also
like boil it in like sugar water? I do know.
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Jelly is like when like the can like solid and
then jam is when there's still. Yeah. From time of
watching those cooking shows too, I think it's like when
you have when you're like cooking the whole fruits down
in like sweet water, and then from there like you can.
I don't know who gives a ship this is. This
is a terrible cooking short to the Oxford English Dictionary,
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it's it has to be cooked in syrup to be
a compound. That's why tastes like candy. Yeah, exactly. I
think we're I think we're seeing a trend here. Yeah.
I just like that marketing now for fruit is like, man,
fuck the fruit part of it. This ship tastes like
candy and it was great. Yeah. That Cosmic Crisp such
a choice with the name. I love it. Yeah. The
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little circular sticker on it is a little galaxy, purple galaxy.
It's very hype for an apple. I guess that's the
only way cosmic. Yeah, it also like suggests some like
psychedelia it mixed in there. I mean they have a
very specific vibe. Yeah, it's not. It's a cross between
the enterprise Apple and the Honey cry So. I think
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the enterprise is what's giving you the cosmic Is that really?
Is that right? Yeah? Yeah, Cosmic Crisp dot com like
the fucking lobbying site of the fruit itself. Wow. I
like to stand there at the Apple aisle like it's
a weed dispensary and just you know, talk up and
down the various strains. This apple gives me a real body.
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I don't know, Yeah, I truly can. The jazz really
had a strong opening and then hasn't really held on
as much as I wanted used to be. In my
stand by you funk with a gallon, I do. They
don't retain their christness as quit as much as the
Honey Crisp. Like I I have had some mealy Gala before,
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whereas Honey Crisp or like you know for a hundred
you know, they're they're almost always crispy, Yeah, whereas Gala
it's a little bit more of a crap. Shoot, they're
almost they're almost always really good though, So I'm in
a purple train rack apples right now, what's that? It's
just the wead strange. Yeah. I know you're like, wait,
hold on, no, no, what because that got my ears
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perked up. I was like, well, hold on, well, you know,
you smoke through a hollowed out apple, but people underestimate
how important what kind of apple, and it goes through
and then you eat it after. If you're a real
fucking loser like we would, I do feel like, uh not,
honey Crisp, Granny Smith would be because it feels like
it's the densest, hardest apple. It with Granny Smith, the
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best apple to smoke out of, and it already kind
of that flavor I find is adjacent to what lawn
trimmings smell like anyway. Yeah, the grass grass synergy going on. Yeah, interesting, Yeah,
you don't want to Yeah, just it feels like a
utility fruit, you know what I mean? Apple, it's just straight. Yeah,
it's not a great apple, great pie, apple, great pipe,
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great pipe, terrible fruit. That's all right, Michael. We're going
to get to know you a little bit better in
a moment. First, gonna tell our listeners a couple of
things we're talking about. We're gonna talk about a cop
twenty seven. The the outcome is a fund which if
you listen to yesterday's episode, you might have some idea
of you know where where I'm coming coming from on on, like,
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well just solve it with finance. But we'll we'll talk
about that idea. We'll talk about another Matt shooting in
a gay club in Colorado Springs and it seems politically motivated.
We don't know the details yet. The right is blaming whoever,
but the cops fucked up again. They're not great at
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protecting people, but doesn't seem like it's their job. And
then I'm just gonna do a quick review of a
couple of camps that I've been going to. Yeah yeah,
Like a couple of episodes have been a guest host,
and a lot of people were like, where's where's Jack?
Why's Jack not on this episode? Yeah, well he's being
in a camp of some kind. We should send him
Tom is what people are saying, But not not that kind. No, No,
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I don't even know what you're implying. I'm part of
a project, a modern day night project. It's this camp
that's like yeah, ky and I g but don't think
the word plays accidental, because my friend, these are some
smart and clever people who want to teach you how
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to be like a chimpanzee and not a bonobo. So's
they're like, you know the difference, asshole, Like, don't penobo's
sex for alpha male traditionally, Actually it's not. The thing
that's alpha male is turning on somebody who's been a
lifelong friend and ripping their penis and face off. Get
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that face, gentlemen. We'll also talk about Trump being back
on Twitter sort of I don't know, we're all let's
go fucked well, we'll see, no, no real way to know,
but maybe we'll get to that, or he'll get sued
by the people that he's trying to get truth to,
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like take truth public with like they might him if
he goes. It's like, it's such a weird situation. But
before we get to any of that, ship Michael, we
like to ask our guests, what is something from your
search history? Oh? Sure, I got three quick ones because
I went back and back and back and there was
nothing too spicy. But I do think it's telling. If
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the goal is to get to know me, this is
highly telling. But when we all thought and we still
think and every day we think that, well, that's it
for Twitter, that's the last. Today it's hive, We're all
going over to ex place. But whatever. The first day
that was happening, and I was like, it's going to
shut off at midnight tonight, man, what's your final shout
out into the void? So I searched Kid Chameleon box
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art and if you haven't seen it, it's highly excellent.
I was like, this is this is really what I
want to be remembered by. And now I'm looking at
it again at the top of my profile and I'm like,
back tattoo. Maybe it's really good. It's the coolest, it's
the coolest kid ever in a bunch of different forms
like corner coop being out at you, and it's just
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my favorite video game art of all time. Was that
a good game? I don't even really remember a Kid Chameleon? Yeah.
It was a Genesis game and I loved it because
it had something like nine levels or something. So when
I was young enough that I, you know, could only
for one game for a year, it actually lasted a
year and I did not beat that game until my
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early thirties when my friend who used to play it
with me when we were eleven, like came for a
visit and we're like, let's beat in this week, and
we did, and it was one of the highlights of
my life. Probably. I think it's a great game, very imaginative.
It's no Mario, but it's good. And then the other
one I'll bring up is I searched saddist song of
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all Time and that was actually for a sketch I
put out. I was looking for examples of sad songs.
But I find it very interesting. Like the number one
with a bullet is always tears in Heaven. I get
it his son actually died. It feels like a give
me to me. It feels like you're sort of putting
us over a musical barrel Eric clap, you know what
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I mean. Like I think, yeah, it's it's such a
that's such a hard one to put your finger, like
the saddest song because like it's so unique to a
person like I'll if God only knows what I'd be
without you played over any photos like slide show, I
would cry. Wow. I don't know why, it's just weirds
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that that feels like there's like a cheerful night or
maybe I just like learned about it too late or something,
and already I think I think I first heard about
that in my like twenties, like about like a pet
sounds is really good. No, I guess it must know
it's yeah, And it's not because I'm like moved to it.
It's like usually like it's an a situation where like
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someone like it's at a funeral and then like they'll
do that and then like it's all these like like
that French horn comes in and then it's like, oh wow,
like they had this life and then it kind of
like evolved like oh my god, it's just they're going out. Yeah.
That that one, I don't know why, but that's but
that's just like a weird one that I would never
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say is the saddest song. But I've recently encountered it
in the last like six years, like a few times,
and I'm like, oh, this ship, I don't know why.
It's when you're hitting me at my fucking I get it.
Can I give you my two real quick? Yeah? After
much research. Oh to Billy Joe, Bobby Gentry, if you
haven't heard that, it's about having accidentally getting pregnant in
the Deep South, in the past and having to get
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rid of the baby by throwing it off a bridge.
Very very sad. It's beautiful song. And then uh, shoot
I had it. I had it. No, not the fucking
hold steady. Oh yeah, yeah, I got to tell this story. Sorry.
So there's this Pink Floyd song called the Gunner's Dream
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that's about I believe what happened to Roger Waters father
in the war or someone in the war. It might
not be as relative, but it's from the point of
view of a dude getting shot out of a plane
but being alive and falling to the ground and thinking
about like I'm gonna miss my kid, I'm gonna miss
my wife. I wonder what this will be like owner
with this will be like the thoughts going through your
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head as you plummet to earth and die. Yeah, that
one's also very sad. Yeah, yeah, there's that. There's that
one about like the space Shuttle, like cut the Colombia,
like coming apart on that's so dark, but it's also
like really beautiful. Gloomy Sunday. I was gonna go with
Gloomy Sunday a k. The Hungarian Suicide Song, which was
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a song composed in and that like CAUs Day mass
wave of people taking their own lives. So I got
to hear that, now, you got to hear it. No
retually happened, but I've seen that ring I'm not, I'm not,
I'm good that and so hard to say Goodbody Yesterday
by Boys to Mind. Yeah, that reminds me too much
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a childhood. Yeah, yeah, it just feels I feel like
that was also an early one. I would hear funerals too,
like around that time that album came out, and it's yeah, yeah,
there's some songs that are sad, but they you can
tell the people writing them have access to their emotions,
and I don't feel as sad for them. I'm like,
all right, well, you seem like you're feeling your emotions
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in a way like country songs I feel like, are like,
you know a lot of the times doing that. Whereas yeah,
there there there are some songs that just feel like
oh man, like yeah, I guess God only knows. Is
like I I never feel like I always feel like
there's some subtext that Brian Wilson and the writers of
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those songs are not aware of, and for me, it's
just more than context, Like like if like I feel like,
for like sway, if you're searching for the saddest song,
it's because you're trying to pair it with like you're
trying to assemble something right, like thinking that, and like
I'm thinking like when I've seen that song assembled with
like a tribute thing, Like the second I hear it,
I'm like, oh, fuck, any song, but this one. What's
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the What's something you think is overrated? Michael? I think
I may have said this before years ago on this podcast,
but for different reasons, But I'm going to hit it
again just in case. Maybe it's my destiny free will.
Like everyone I know you rely on me for your
video games information. One upsmanship, folks, It's called one upsmanship.
I'm playing God of War Ragnarok like everyone is. Actually
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just finished it this morning without any spoiling anything. It's
about parenthood obviously, but then the b theme right under
that is death. Is their free will? Or is everything preordained? Like?
Is the prophecy exists? Can we defy the prophecy? And
I urge people who playing through it too hold the
story to account and just think about that question and
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what the thing is trying to say as you go
through that game because they can't decide, and it's almost
treats it like a political or religious subject where it's like, well,
we can't come down on it keeps changing like to
code the message, it's like, yeah, there is free will,
there isn't free will. Who knows you killed the big boss.
Let's get out of here, and here's some puzzles. But
it did make me meditate on we love the idea
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of choice so much, but I really think, especially since
I've started meditating regularly, I'm much more in the vibe
of let go be like the stone in the stream
or what have you. And to me, that does equate
to I want to try and convince myself that there
is no free will and really believe it, because then
it's all good man like at that point, like I
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can trip over a dim sum cart in front of
everyone and be like, you know, so it shall be
like nothing is my fault, and you don't judge your
own internal value based on like did X things right today?
I fucked up? Why times? Let's do the math, which
I tend to do. So I'm just deciding, like whatever
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happens happens that it was meant to be don't look
at me like it's not my problem, it's not my purview. Yeah.
I think it's definitely mentally healthy way to be is
not focused too much on free will and just be
like this is yeah, this is what is happening. Yeah,
dow is um. You know, a lot a lot of
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different kind of spiritualities focused on the Yeah. And I
don't know if it's unique to our time or Western culture,
but but we seem that like discussed us in some way,
or we seem to have like no, no, no freedom.
It's very important that I'm in control of the car, right, Yeah,
I don't I have some association of that being like
the right decision and I'm falling off that. Yeah. Yeah.
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I think America is built on like the idea of
free will and that like it's all whatever you get,
you deserve it because you chose it, because it's you know,
and therefore billionaires and rich people all deserve our undying
respect because yeah, the accomplishment. Yeah, yeah, you can rationalize
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also not doing ship for other people too, if the
concept is like, well, their choices lead them to that
space and mine let me here, and therefore like while
that is tragic, I don't need to be too consumed
with what environment that person was operating in the scoreboard,
Look at the scoreboard. Yeah, there's like I think also
when you have so much choice or you you bang
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that fucking like theme of freedom over and over and
over again. It's really about too, It's just about the
idea of like telling yourself you're not out of control.
Because if you're able to say, like, no, it's my freedom,
do this, this and this, you're increasingly putting yourself like
in this, like your framing your own existence in a
way that's saying like, oh, because I'm able to control
many of these things. That's why I rely on this
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thing of free will rather than you know, the other
thing that's like some ship. You gotta just throw your
hands up and realize, I'm out of control in this
and I'm merely like existing in a situation trying to
navigate it. But yeah, control it, man, control your environment.
That's old wisdom, but super true, true or older I get. Yeah,
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we're gonna learn about how to control your environment, use
your free will by going to cause dollars for a weekend.
What is something you think is underrated? Scheduling sex? Speaking
of preaching middle aged Um, I think we Yeah, my
partner and I didn't have sex for some length of
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time that I guess I'm not even willing to disclose
because that's so long. And we were like you also
get in your head equating it to expectations like oh
no does that and yeah, everything else in the really
ship was like ideal. It's like, what does that mean?
Is the spark dead or whatever we're supposed to be
or have or do And we came to a place
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where no, it's like, uh, that first initial for us,
it was like two to three years. But that phase
where sex just organically happens constantly, always abates and then
there's no shame. And like, I'm very, very busy doing
a lot of ship, So I want to tell people
out there. I want to spread the message that scheduled
sex to keep the intimacy connection there, super useful tool
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and don't get hung up about like what does it
mean that it's scheduled. So, I mean, we're currently in
disagreement about this a little bit. So we've been doing
phenomenally schedule precision sex R. It's always running out time.
For some time now, it's been going great. My partner
last night was like it. That is good. It's a
useful tool. I think we should also start mixing in
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sometimes what if it's a surprise or spontaneous. And my
first impulse, I gotta say it was I was like, no,
like forty five minutes of build, twelve minutes of like
core work, sixty seconds to two minutes of refractory period.
It's the drill. I am super routine based, and I
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love it now. But we're so now we're gonna try
and be spontaneous again too. Have you ever tried to
be spontaneous? Like it's it's almost doesn't work that yeah,
but look, I like I like fun protocol, protocol, you
know what I mean? Like it. I think it's totally
something that like even yeah, me and being a long
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term relationship, like you always think about those things. You're like,
whoa what the momentum of like being younger and hornier
with less responsibility, like is something wrong with us? And no,
life is evolving And it's also about like you know,
when you're in a relationship that's like meant to last,
you look at those things and you navigate them together
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and you come up with things to address them. So yeah,
rather than feeling guilty, it's like, no, you're trying to
optimize things, you know, shout a yeah for sure. Again,
it's the hung up on plans I made, Like somewhere
in the midst of puberty, when I was constantly harny,
I heard people older than me saying that actually wears
off eventually, life gets in the way, like, but it's fine,
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And I thought, no, it's not fine. In my relationship,
we will bone every day forever, because that's how we'll
all know what's so in love more than those people.
But that's a plan I made when I was horny,
like sixteen year old boy. Why would that be a
viable plan in your mid thirties? It makes your sense.
A lot of couples therapists also like echo this is
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a great tool to have, so if you're if you
feel like because I also think that first of all,
like the more you know someone, the more you're like
deep into adult life, spending a lot of time, like
you know, doing bills and planning your lives together. It's
an I don't know, it's just like it becomes the
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momentum towards like that conversation. It can be like awkward
to like skip from this like very you know, normal
mundane to asking to have sex, and then I feel
like it can be a also an awkward conversation to
ask to plan it, but like it's definitely worth it,
and also if you need help asking to plan it, like,
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there are plenty of resources out there that are like
this is the cornerstone of like many healthy marriages. So
just be like I was reading this relationship book or
you know, getting over that idea that it's that way
though you can't do that though that ruins the magic.
It was huge way better now. The magic isn't spontaneously
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fucking all the time. The magic is being connected to
someone that you can communicate your needs to and navigate
life to get get that oxytocin however you need to
and or you know, or just come up with a
song that when you play it, they know what time
it is. You know exactly that French horn solo comes in.
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You know, you get super two mess, but you're also sobbing.
It's a weird. It just it just I don't know, babe,
just puts me in the right space, you know what
I'm thinking about how we're on this mortal plane and
how I have transient everything is you know, like you
feel alive now now God and God only knows an
without Jews. Alright, let's take a quick break. We'll be
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right back to top to top. Some quop to talk
something seven soup scop and we're back and Cop twenty
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seven closed. A lot of people were wondering, so, like,
do we do we have a new agreement that everyone's
gonna work towards. Do they know the Earth is looking
at a super chaotic future that we need to take
drastic action to change their energy mix? What? What? What?
So it seems like not really or at least, you know,
(29:12):
as we talked about last week, it's a lot of
it's become sort of a place for the energy industries
to go. It's like an industry trade show. Yeah, you know,
I think despite every scientist ever saying we need to
phase out fossil fuels in order to you know, make
a stabilize the climate on the planet, Yeah, the geniuses
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that lead this planet decided they're just that we didn't
really get we didn't really come to anything on the
phasing out stuff part. So no agreement was really made
on that. And this is when analysis is showing that
like at best, like the countries involved have collectively reduced
emissions by like point three percent based on their plans
that they've like unveiled over like, so you're like, what
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the funk is going on? Like this isn't y'all aren't
even meeting your goals? But what is the deal here?
But again, there shouldn't be a surprise when the like
going into this, like the EU, U, k U S,
they've all been expanding fossil fuel extraction, So it's not
like what they've in practice has been anything like remotely
close to what needs to happen. I guess, like the
one quote unquote good thing that has come out was
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that the wealthier nations agreed to establish a loss in
Damage fund to support nations in the global South since
they are experiencing the worst effects of climate change. But
this is like the bare minimum, considering that most if
not all, of these countries are facing an omni crisis
of their own of like debt, COVID induced economic downturns
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on top of the existing inequality that these nations have faced.
So this is something that's been talked about for like
over thirty years. So it's not like this. They just
came up with this novel concept. Many many nations have
been saying like, you guys, are the ones come like
creating all of the emissions, but we're dealing with the
physical fallout of it. You need to come pay these bills,
and they did. But the know, hold your horses, because
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they haven't actually defined what the amount would be in
that fun where the money comes from, what the process
is going to be. That's still very opaque. And yeah,
but that is more than anything. They're just like paying
for their sins. It's not changing anything about how it's
basically all right, fine, can we burn all these fun
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like all this dinosaurs ship if we pay your fucking
disaster bills? Kind of is what it's. It's what it's
netting out too. And on top of it, they're like,
we can also expand the carbon like offset market so
people can buy like carbon like credits from other nations.
But that's again has nothing to do with it. Like
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the easy thing, which was just to go in the
room and say, okay, how do we use less earth poison? Yeah, ideas,
go you what do you got? Okay, what about you?
Instead these capital brain fucking dick Heads has only come
up with a plan that's like requires spending money. And
I get that you could invest in other technologies, but
they literally went in there and they're like, I don't know,
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how are we gonna how are we going to tell
an industry, hey, sorry, your product is rendering the planet unusable.
We got to move on to something else. They couldn't
do that. Yeah, it just feels like anything that requires
them to hold the thought in their mind that economic
growth at all costs equals like not always good, like
that any anything anything like that dies immediately, and so
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they have to you know, bend it around so that
it it is like growth driven, so that it's like
a fund that they can watch grow and used to
like invest in nations, and you know that they like
they just needed to be put on their terms. Of course,
the problem with this idea is the one that we
covered on Monday's episode. I guess it was yesterday's episode
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with effective altruism that the people who run these massive
multibillion dollar funds will of course be finance people, and
finance is inevitably tied into the world of US fuels
and you know insidery, you know, business connections, and it's
not going to run efficiently no matter what they say
is going to happen in theory, I mean, and a
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lot of people were like, why don't you like cancel
the massive debts you hold over these like developing nations
that the Western world like uses as a control mechanism,
Like that would be a first step if you're serious
about alleviating like the pressures on a nation to be
able to deal with the climate and help their own people,
as to first be like, yeah, can you take that
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fucking boot off our neck of like these like loans
that you walked us into too, just you know, begin
to push further influence on like a nation's government. And
like that was one thing. Like Lula from Brazil, he
was out there being like, uh, what's up with all
you countries talking about you were gonna give all this money?
You didn't even come close. Like he was one of
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the few sort of like leaders who was like like
scolding people while all of this was happening. But that
was like that was one of like the the small
bright spots throughout a whole thing which we've seen be
described as just a trade show for fossil fuels. I
know their links, but in some way it does seem
like they didn't necessarily have to. Like both both boots
fall at the same time. It's a super double double
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wayomy for earth and humanity that we're doing. Like that
America at least is doing late stage capitalism and figuring
that out. And the climate change stuff is the down
slope is now and it's happening more and more because
it feels like we, I mean, did oh our health
care system. It's sort of the same problem with our outlooks.
It's all triage. It's never preventable. It's still even if
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they did give the money or forgive the loans, it
feels like your base assumption is still rather than oh
my god, your nation got pounded by hurricanes or wildfires,
How can we stop this from happening again in the future,
it's we will give you money to rebuild every year.
When that happens every year, that's not gonna work out.
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That's not tenable in the long term. O. What if
we build a Tesla factory in our country? Right? Yeah?
We like we bring more jobs. And it's like the hurricanes,
the problems the hurricanes and the hurricane fuel. I guess
they're they're gonna expect you to pay Painton back for
building and the after metho of those hurricanes, and you're
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gonna go into more debt and then right, and that's
the late stage capitalism thing is, of course, everything is
tied to the actual mandate at least if you're a
company with shareholders that you are legally have to always
make profit, which is just like a fever dream. And
we're trying to move I actually I believe that humanity
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has the capacity to move past both of those sticking points.
But it's a tough call to try and work them
both out at once. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because the one
is just feeding the other one. And like you're saying,
we're just at that point like this, it's this thing
that you won't turn off. Yeah, just just fucking try
and turn off a part of it for fox sake, please,
(36:02):
And we know the consequences. Absolutely, We'll get so severe
that it even starts to threaten the infrastructures that support
the very powerful and wealthy. And I'm sure they'll respond
at some point, but it's just a question of how
much immeasurable damage will be done before they go all right,
all right, you're right, it sank all my yachts um
stocks down line go down. I guess we'll switch to
(36:24):
alternate fuel sources now. And then it's like nine or whatever. Yeah,
it's like what do you think the other sixty five
people that are alive on earth? Damn nobody. Nobody even
can cook our mules anymore. It's like the Cave and
Doctor Strangelove, like at the end of that movie, I
like they start talking all the people in the war
(36:46):
room or like, well, unfortunately we have this cave where
a small number of humans will go and like just procreating.
I guess that's us. You know, doctor, what if you uh,
you know how to handle life cut off from everything
and then you're okay, go ahead. They but that seems
to be the strategy. Like all all of the like
one percent hyper wealthy are talking about New Zealand, and
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you know that that ethical or effective altruism just like
they're they're focused on long term problems and don't focus
on climate change at all, and their justification is well,
New Zealand will probably survive. And it's just like way
so with the were like the the the unspoken part
(37:30):
of that is like with us there because we're rich
and have the means, and it like even goes back
to one of the first stories we covered on this
podcast was like this new like trend in survivalism by
like tech billionaires where they're all like getting la sick
and like doing all these things in preparation for like
everything crumbling like socially and civilizationally that they've just skipped
(37:54):
past this too. Yeah, but we're going to be fine
because we have billions of dollars, right, and then your
money will be fucking useless in the apocalypse and then
they're like, oh shit, man, they're gonna look like Billy
Zane and Titanic when they're like here, good man, get
me on one of these boats, and they're like, your
money can't save you money. Yeah, it's it eventually does
(38:17):
get to that point to where like money is even
fucking useless even though you think you might be able
to coerce somebody into helping you out in your rich
guy in game. But I think I think, like I
don't I don't underestimate how much they can fix the
game to make it so that they're they can go
a long long time. Yeah, I'm just imagining like new
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Zealand as like Curiscan. All the money flows there. It's
all crypto, so it just exists in there anyway, Who cares.
Everyone gets to work remote and everyone's fucking dead right right.
That system will work for like twenty five years and
then that will crumble. Yeah, but we'll all get to
do that hobbit walking tour. It. That will be nice.
That that will be cool. They will and that'll be
(39:01):
nice for them, and they deserve well once a year
we visit to bow to them. They need that validation
to keep being job creators. Yeah, see how bad things
have gotten for us. They only have one eye. Now
we all have to go get in line and say
one nice thing to Elon each through that good game,
good game, sick hairline. My guy, you really are very funny,
(39:27):
Mr Musque, that leader in meme technologies. Did you see
that tweet from Jordan Peterson? No, what was it? Oh
my god? It was literally Elon Musk tweeted. So somebody
tweeted like a painting of a woman like showing her
you know, vagina to us. Yeah, I've seen and it
(39:50):
was like Twitter over the vagina and like Trump is
the Saints like praying and it roaring it and Elon
Musk reach to that picture and was like, lead us
not into temptation, which is like, okay, I guess, like
I guess. And Jordan Peterson responded to that and was like,
you really are very funny, Mr Monk, Oh my god,
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the King of Kings. Like the response I saw that
I thought was interesting with someone tweeting that they were
on board the whole time. They loved the Trump's back,
they love Musk, but you made light of a line
from the Bible, and that's the line for me. I'm
out that very specific. Hey, well it's knife's edge. You're
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on a knife all right, Let's take a quick break.
We'll be right back, and we're back. And there was
another match shooting over the weekend at a gay club
(40:58):
in Colorado Springs. A twenty two year old man, grandson
of a January six loving mega politician, opened fire and
again the club, killing five injuring dozens more. The killer
was subdued by two unarmed club patrons and held until
the cops came. So, yeah, you know, it's it's like
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I think for most of us, it's clear like this
violence is just coming on the heels of or not
the heat. I mean, the the GOP is like on
a constant dehumanization campaign against the LGBTQ community, and like
you know, the mid terms as constant accusations of grooming
or predators, like or painting supportive parents as child abusers.
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But of course, like the very people that have been
using their platforms to you know, focus all of the
hate towards this community are using all of their energy
to act like they have like nothing to do with this.
Matt Walsh, who like we talked about last week, lost
it when he found out like the US men's national
treat team would have like a rainbow like color spectrum
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in the World Cup crest. He said, quote leftists are
using a mass shooting to try and blackmail us into
accepting the castration and sexualization of children. These people are
just beyond evil. I've never felt more motivated to oppose
everything they stand for with every fiber of my being
despicable scumbags. Candice Owens said something similar, where it's basically
(42:23):
they're there's trying to say they're trying to use this
mass shooting for us to be less hateful, essentially, but
they're using these really they're but they're completely obscuring it
by saying like they want us to accept child abuse
because of the shootings. Essentially. Usually you'll also see like
these arguments too from like the right that like it
has to do with like woke district attorneys. But you know,
(42:46):
the problem here, on top of the rampant homophobia on
the right, is also that the cops aren't even enforcing
the kinds of laws that could have potentially prevented this
kind of tragedy. Yeah, this was like the the a
town where they typically refused to confiscate guns, right the
county El Paso County, they they they called themselves a
(43:08):
Second Amendment sanctuary county, basically saying that, like, we believe
in your right to bear arms, so if a red
flag law quote infringes upon your inalienable rights, then they
will take a pass. And you know, a year and
a half ago, the shooter was like he he was
like threatened his own mother with a homemade bomb, and
the bomb squad came and that neighborhood had to be evacuated.
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And this guy's family and law enforcement didn't even seem
to know or care about this trigger law and you know,
which would have allowed the authorities to take his weapons
and ammunition. And I mean it can be debated like
how effective that would have been because the time in
which those things can be confiscate skated can be ranged
from like two weeks to six months. But it would
(43:53):
have definitely alerted law enforcement to the fact they had
a bomb making kidnapper that was armed and active in
their community. And you like you put all these things together,
the like the amount of just hateful rhetoric on the right,
disinterested law enforcement that can't even like actually look out
for the community, and you know, we're just seeing just
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this kind of terrible fucking tragedy occur in a way
that honestly feels like you could have predicted it because
of the amount of like just hate speech and like
stochastic terrorism that's coming out of the right. Yeah, and
it's you know, they're going to a place that is,
you know, a place that is supposed to be a
safe space for you know, gay people to you know
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feel safe and be with one another and friends, and
they're invading that and murdering a murdering everyone there. There's
a really good thread from Dan Savage like kind of
a called arms, but it's yeah, it is the natural
you know what when we're seeing people talk about groomers
and all all this ship, like this is the sort
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of thing that we said would would or could happen,
and it's just a very natural, you know, consequence of
that ship. The AP article about the shooting also mentioned
that they had a mass shooting where three people were
killed and eight wounded at a planned parenthood in Colorado
Springs in and I had like totally forgotten about that,
(45:23):
like there was a terror tech in the same town.
Like it's just that's how common, Like there's such a
fucking double standard between like right wing violence and like
right wing terrorism and everything else. It's like that terrorism
just gets ignored or like memory hold. Yeah, and it
still all seems to come down or for me to
(45:45):
start with some kind of radical wealth distribution or I
hate to be like the marxistiannire, but disjoining from capitalism
or the incentivized structure as it currently stands, only because
now we exist in this like there's always been room
for disagreement among humans, Lord knows, but it feels like
we've now reached this place, as has been said many
(46:07):
times before, where you can say it's so easy to
shift the argument like wow, what a what a simple
but effective slide of hand to go no, no, no,
we're I know. Our guy went murdered people. We're still
good and they're still bad. Our team is still right
because if he didn't murder people, that somehow would be
endorsing grooming children. It's like, okay, so you can you
(46:30):
can just attach a lie to a news story to
completely rescope it or reframe it. Anyone can do this
for any purpose, and it really only comes down to,
in an almost an advertising sense of like repeated saturation,
getting that message out to your base, finding the fragments
of people in the world who tend to agree with
your sentiment, collecting them all and telling them whatever you
(46:52):
want to tell them until they go, I mean, they
said it fifty times, it's got to be true until
it becomes their worldview. And it seems to me the
most potent tool for that is social media. And you're like, okay, well,
how's that going. Who's in charge of that? Oh shit,
the richest man on earth? Um so I really do
think it all circles back to you. Gotta get you
(47:14):
can't have richest man on Earth there you know a
man tibillionaires would it boils down to. But I think
it all sort of pyramids out from there. Yeah. I
cannot overstate, of course, how much I agree and how
tragic it is, which is sadly almost pointless to say.
I just want to add to the audience that I
was known in the cracked writer's room is something of
(47:35):
a joke sniper, and we fully had the opportunity to
riff on like Joe Rogan style Alpha males, but here
we are instead. So thanks, Yeah, I mean, it's what's happening.
Unfortunately I'm the real victim here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I
want yeah, the I mean, just to your point about
like capitalism and like the capitalist sort of logic at
(47:59):
being at the core this. There's also this is a
result of a massive industry that keeps on perpetuate, it
keeps on selling guns, and that the government. It's it's
probably the most the clearest way. Like climate, I guess
is also pretty clear. But climate you also have like
BP spending billions of dollars to be like we're actually
(48:21):
the climate the climate change company that wants to be green.
So like it's there's like confusing mixed messages but like
gun control and the fact that gun sales keep going
up and up and up, as it becomes clear and
clear that we're the only country where this sort of
ship happens on a regular basis, and like the simple
(48:43):
solution is to get rid of the guns. Like it's
just so clear cut, there's no running away from that.
But they managed to just like kind of grit their
teeth and right, like globally everyone's addicted to oil, right
or some segment of the population. And but just to
ask Australia, they're like, we had one of these, we
took all the guns away. Might no more mass shootings? Yea,
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I switched to you what I'm saying, it's the world's
cup right now. Yeah, it's confusing. But the other thing
that I didn't realize a lot of people were pointing
out was that that group focus on the family or
whatever the funk it's called. Can't be good. Yeah let
me make sure. Yeah, oh yeah, it is focused on
the family. Like they are one of the like wild
(49:28):
like they're just out here, you know, like one of
like the like original anti l g L l g
B t Q hate groups. That is that the umbrella
blocking the rainbow. Is that them it might I have No,
I'm not. I'm not up on my home for semios
these days. What a fresh new hate symbol. Yeah. Yeah,
but and like but I mean in that group is
(49:48):
like you know, it's headquartered in Colorado Springs. You know,
there's like it's just that that these all of these
things come together. It's not just that like you can
keep being like, oh, I wonder if these are connected.
That this that for someone getting their news constantly and
what they're the tone of that news is these people
aren't human. They're actually dangerous and having like law enforcement
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that's like so n r A brained that they've bought
the whole thing of like we're a sanctuary community for
gun humping coming together and just creating more and more,
you know, threat vectures for innocent people. It's just it's
really hard to kind of watch. And yeah, I think
to your point, Jack, there was that video of a
guy talking about how he was at the club and
how he he's really mourning for his community because this
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that was like the place where people in their community
were able to congregate, and that's that's being just violently
ripped away with attacks like this well, speaking of social media,
Trump is back, has been invited back to Twitter sort of.
He's probably going to come back, we don't know, but
it was just interesting to like watch the mainstream media response.
(50:55):
Like The Atlantic had an article that opened by saying
that like Trump's back and a way that's far more
important than him joining like running for president again, which
I don't know. It definitely like him running for president
definitely felt like inevitable. So maybe that announcement wasn't that surprising,
(51:16):
but like far more important. See if it feels like
a I don't know, like my my biggest concern here,
you know, he will eventually start using this bullhorn again
because I think he's incapable of doing that or incapable
of not doing that. He'll probably like screencap truth social
(51:38):
things and post them on Twitter or whatever, like to
split the difference. But I think the biggest danger is
that the mainstream media and journalists from places like I
don't know, say The Atlantic, I'll decide to start treating
his tweets with the seriousness of like presidential decrees again
like they did before. It's they have to give what
(52:00):
The New York posted to him that said Florida man
makes announcement when he and I grant granted they're doing
that for their own purposes, but like to get completely
caught up again in his bullshit? Is I mean, I
don't know. It doesn't seem like the media learns anything
from like every weird blunder that's occurred from their analysis.
(52:20):
So I have a feeling a lot of people are like, oh, good,
now I can just talk, I can be on the
you know, Trump Twitter beat. Yeah, it doesn't make any
intellectually rigorous sort of sense that we would start paying
attention now that he's on Twitter like they. I can't imagine,
because like I think the argument would be, well, he
has eighty eight million followers there, and that's like more dangerous.
(52:43):
But like that that assumes there was somebody who's going
to like see one of his tweets now and be like, oh, yeah,
where did that guy go? That Trump? Right, he used
to tweet in my feed before and then he went away,
and now he's back. All right, I'm gonna start listening
to him again. Like it's it feels very much like it.
(53:07):
The only real reason for it would be the perception
of it being more official because it's Twitter and because
that's where those journalists actually hang out, right, I mean,
I definitely could see it being more impactful and like
a very bad thing. But I also I feel like
(53:27):
the mainstream media needs to like kind of recognize their
complicity in that and maybe not take it seriously, not
suddenly assigned forty journalists to the Trump Twitter beat, Like
once he starts tweeting again, yeah, he should wait a
week and then just retweet the cafe tweet. What a
time to read to play christ It feels like it's
(53:51):
also part of dunk culture or like, you know, Twitter's
the world's biggest writer's room. And I wonder how what
percentage of his followers are following because it's great material,
Like I know, you know, our pal Cody Johnston, I'm
sure follows Trump and I'm sure doesn't like him, So
there's a like we're all ingesting Trump tweets in order
(54:15):
to I mean, how often are you alive during the
time that there's a historically anomalous buffoon, possibly worst president
in the history of your entire country and you're like,
I'm alive now, and I am into satire, or even
if you're just a person who ship posts or dunks
on Twitter and goes viral constantly for it, You're gonna
every It's funny because it's I can tie that right
(54:36):
to the media, where it's like I know what I
should do, I know what I should engage with and
what I should just ignore. But I could get I
could get a bumping ratings if I funk with this
toxic guy. And we'll even do that for nothing for
the number of our Twitter likes to go up. So
of course media people will do it for job security
for another couple of years. Like I wouldn't say no
(54:58):
to that Twitter beat if I thought of myself as
just I'm a cog in a giant machine. I gotta eat,
I gotta work, I gotta live. I think, I think
for like for if the media does, they're like, well,
he has so many followers, Like well, they don't just
breathlessly regurgitate what's being tweeted, like then fucking address what
it is. Like if you're gonna learn anything, then report
(55:21):
on it, and then dismantle whatever the argument or like
bullshit is in these supposed tweets that are so important
because most of the time it's like can you believe
he said that? Right? And what what's what else is
your commentary beside being a ghast, like are you going
to inform people why what is said is so fucking
off or not? But it's funny too because just like
(55:44):
with all of this, there's still the potential for some
investor to get fucked by Trump coming back to Twitter.
Because we talked about how they're trying to sell truth
social like take it public and be able to be like, hey,
now you can you can buy stock in Truth. So
like in this whole fucking you know, Trump Media and
Technology Group, well the special purpose acquisition company that they
(56:06):
were teaming up with, Like a lot of people are saying, like,
if that deal goes through and then Trump goes to
like his back on Twitter, like a lot of investors
may feel duped because he said I'm never going back.
He's like, I'm on truth, baby, And then if he
goes back, the people that invest might be like, hey, motherfucker,
the whole appeal from Truth would say you were going
(56:27):
on Twitter and then and then in the lawsuit that
will be Ignoredabile probably ensue. But just like that, even
amongst all that, there's still the potential for him to
completely go back on his That's what does it. Always
what he does. He sucks people over in the world
of business and gets away with it, and usually the
people who just helped him out just now such a
(56:48):
quick He does not bide his time for years. He
gets that shipping absolutely not. Also, just I've seen like
some theories on like there's somebody on talked talking very
seriously about how Elon Musk is actually breaking Twitter on
purpose and like that this is all like part of
(57:09):
some grand scheme, and like, did you guys see that
Robert Iger like came back as the Disney ceo. Like
I think these guys are all just addicts to like
it's not very original to say fame as a drug,
but like they are just addicts. And like he Robert
(57:32):
Iger retired a year ago, like made it on methodone
for a year of just like having the occasional like
feature written about him, but like not really in the
in the action in the spotlight, and then he was
like not fucking like you know, basically killed his chosen
successor to like and fired him to to take back
(57:54):
the job he had just left. But yeah, like Elon
Musk and Trump are just full blown addicts of that
same drug and they're controlled by whatever is going to
get them like the most of it, and they're just
doing the most fame cocaine that any human has ever
done and basically enabling each other it. I mean, but
(58:16):
I do see like when I when I when I
think about what the value utility is of Twitter being gone,
it serves the status quo. Like, so that's why I
think it's don't think it's intentional. I think I think
it can and can't be. That's what sort of that's
what makes it really insidious is on one hand, you
can map all the like sort of billionaire egomaniac buffoon
(58:38):
shipped onto it, and then there's also like it's smacks
of like when those people like helped Kanye run for
president in where it's like he might not know, but
other people be like, yo, that's actually that's actually a
good move, Like he might funk that up, but if
that goes down, we can a get rid of a
massive tool that's been you know, a thorn and a
lot of sides of like very autocratic regimes, but also
(59:02):
like break his hold on his company's too that other
companies will be like, yeah, see if because if you
fox all that money up, Like he might not be
in control of Tesla as much as he'd like to
be your SpaceX or these other things. But I think
that's why it's so hard to really get a handle
on it, because his actions absolutely like just reek of
like just this guy's bumbling and his egos getting in
(59:25):
the way. And it's like, ah, but the the like
the side effect of that is like, you know, I'm
sure people are like, yeah, I wouldn't mind if Twitter
was gone, right, Yeah, there's definitely probably people investors and
people backing him. But I'm just if you want to
know what Elon Musk or Trump or like some other narcissistic,
(59:46):
egomaniacal billionaire is going to do, just like figure out
what the thing is going is that is going to
get them the most attention, like and that's almost always
going to be the answer. And it feels like it
seems to be theme that it's people who have internalized
or that kid who grew up not under standing or
somehow internalizing that it's fine good attention versus bad attention,
(01:00:08):
Like bad attention is just as good. I got the
attention because every time any one of note so because
fame respects fame as well. If you're addicted to that drug,
you imbue it with meaning. So the few times right
Elon will respond, it's because like Stephen King dunked on
him or someone notable dunked on him, and his response
is always I don't care. We have record engagement. You're
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all looking at me like that's that's enough for this
old bear. And it's like, you know, the Holocausts had
record global engagement. That's not good. So their numbers were huge. Yeah,
but I do think Trump has the same thing where
it's just get me, get me those numbers. I need
those big numbers. Yeah, it's because it's weird that he
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even says it, like he's trying to prove that, like
it's a healthy business by merely record. You sitge too.
It's like, yeah, but how do you keep your like
how are you paying with people to keep the website alive?
Because everything you read is advertising. Advertisers are like no,
thanks forever. Yeah. So then he's like, well, jokes on you,
because even more people are posting racial slurs online than
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ever before, So is this working correctly? Alright, Like Michael mentioned,
we're not going to get to the Macho camps because
I still have like a couple of things I want
to try out. So I'm still still doing my research
and curl some dead lifts. You're gonna come back and
be like, all right, I was wrong, I was wrong,
rules I wasted. I made some friendships that are gonna
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stand at test the time. I know that now I
can say that now. Michael as always such a pleasure
having you. Where can people find you? Follow you all
that good stuff? Absolutely, thanks so much my treat. I'll
skip Twitter so people can find stay a rest of
what we're doing, including if we end up moving our
primary social presence over at patreon dot com slash small Beans.
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That's where you can find everything we do occasional sketches.
We have a backlog of pretty decent videos, but for
like the last three years, we primarily put out podcasts
on a wide range of subjects. You can also find
all of our non exclusive podcasts on the free feed
just by searching small Beans wherever you get podcasts, and
as alluded to, I co hosted podcast with Mr Adam
Ganzer about video games that we do weekly. That's called
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One upsman Ship, One ups men Ship, One Word and
that's a lot of fun. Yeah, yeah, it's a great show.
Small Beans is amazing and Michael and a Sketches are
some of the best in the business. So definitely go
check all that out. And is there a tweet or
some of the work of social media you've been enjoying. Yeah,
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I'll do a closing tweet. Last tweet ever that I'll
ever like or see is the vibe on getting but
a friend in real life who has almost no followers,
but I think tweets funny stuff sometimes, So look out
for Kelsey Hudgens at Yonder Withizzard on Twitter. W is
z z e r d is getting out of the
friend zone called best the reality, nice, solid fun, best
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the reality. Yes, sir, Miles where people find you? What's
a tweet you've been enjoying at Miles of Gray where
they still respect the at symbol. Wherever that maybe you
you may find me there. Also check Jack and I
out on Miles and Jack Got Mad Boost that's the
number one operated basketball podcast alongside the NBA and also
(01:03:33):
four twenty Day Fiance if you like Fiance, that's the
other pod. Some tweets that I like, both aviation themed
tweets that I like because there's so much just nonsense,
and I'm like, I love the people that are just
just being like, yeah, this ship is all fucked up,
but don't knock me off my purpose, which is just
to tell you some weird stuff I saw in real life.
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The first one is from Alex Murdock at Alex g.
Murd tweeted, I'm at I'm a airport security and the
guy in front of me just discovered his ticket, says JFK,
and bless his heart because we're at La Guardia. That's
that's like one of the Yeah, that's that's a hard
one to I guess, except Laura Peak at Laura Peake
Underscore tweeted on my flight today, I woke up from
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a nap in an attendant was walking down the aisle
holding a pug, saying, we found this pug. Whose pug
is this? And for three hours we all just took
turns holding the mystery pug until a very stoned man
in the last row woke up and was like, Roscoe,
oh buddy. Two tweets have been enjoying. Will need Him tweeted.
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When I'm at a friend's house, I say, can you
show me where you keep all the cards I've given you,
and at Candy Flipping tweeted, there is no such thing
as unlimited breadsticks. You will eventually die. That's that's a fact.
The sun will envelope the Earth's that's right. Matt Novak
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also retweeted, like some of his favorite tweets of all time,
that's it's a pretty good threat. You can find us
on Twitter at Daily Zeitgeist. We're at the Daily Zeitgeist
on Instagram. We have a Facebook fan page and a website,
Daily zeit geys dot com, where we post our episodes
and our foot note where we link ops the information
that we talked about in today's episode, as well as
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a song that we think you might enjoy Miles song.
Do we think people might enjoy? Just some nice jazzy
Japanese jazz from yesteryear. This is uh Suzuki Hiroshi uh
and this is this track is called dot dot Dot
romance uh. And it's just like one of those old
Japanese jazz tunes that like a lot of hip hop artists.
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I'm I'm guessing I've probably sampled because that was a
very popular genre to sample. So check this one out.
Romance by Suzuki hitosh h I R O s H.
I also want to read this one from Noah Garfinkel
cut My Meat in two Pieces. You are my Mom.
I'm four. You can find that song in the footnotes
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