RIP Chuck E. Cheese Band, Impeachment Party! 11.14.19

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go By podcast frequent podcast guest and think tanker Jamie Loftus. Okay, okay,
let's see how I do. I'm going to come some scabs. Girl.
What ones in my pocket? I'm rubbing beetle juicy dug
in my hot tacks are disgusting. I'm gonna come some scabs.

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Worth that was worth the way was from at Daniel Woods.
Thank you for that. That was a Halloween one. But
I I saved it, saved it. I mean, I'm gonna
come some scabs. I'll get that tadded. I like, well,
you're familiar with the whole. They wet scabs are dry scabs?
What kind of scabs? Does beetlejuice calm when he ejaculates?

(02:14):
What comes out? Wet scabs or dry scabs? I believe
them to be wet, that's yeah, dry shuffling deck of cards.
I feel like I'm so interesting, like a bunch of
poker chips. I feel like I think it's just like
like the human male. It's like there's there's like there's
the dry scraps, but they're carried out through the wet scale. Well,

(02:38):
but it could be a very violent process. You're just
it's a very dry operation. It's very a lot of
very clinical, very dry, and I don't think it feels
good for him. Um well, I'm glad that was the
first words our guests uttered. Uh, and I would like
to formally introduce our guests first time guests, someone who's
I've actually been a fan of unbeknown to him from

(02:59):
his sketch comedy days on YouTube. Please welcome the hilarious
Alan Strickland Williams. Thank you so much. It's good to
be here, and it's just nice to really flex my
um come scab expert muscles right away. Wait, I normally
don't normally don't get to do that. You have hydrodynamics,
so you're very concerned with the flow of I wonder

(03:19):
is there. I went to I went to dirt bag
medical School, so I know I know about come Scabs.
Actually used to teach the first class. Oh I took
Come Scabs one O two. Okay, so you've yeah. I
love this alright because it's like come scabs anyway, impeachment. Yeah,

(03:40):
well that's the vibe of the show. This is kind
of how America works. You know, we're all over the place.
We'll talk. You know. Look, actually, before we even get
to know it, we're gonna tell people we're talking about Okay,
not just come scabs. We're gonna be talking Jason Biggs
is he has a new role very interesting. Um. Then
we're gonna check in with the impeachment testimony, talking about

(04:03):
because we had some bombshell testimony yesterday as well as
just some of what's kind of bubbling on the right
in response to all of this damning testimony. We will
get to a very very important story about the war
that we are waging from the left on Thanksgiving because
we have conservative shook um because we've you know, I

(04:25):
guess one at all all takes one Huffington Post article
and then the world comes to falling down. I said,
comes and um and also talking about Disney plus uh
Moby got sick new Tat and some other just sor
sick ass ship dude, because this is a d Z.
But before we do all that, Alan, what's up? What
is something from your search history that is revealing about

(04:47):
who you are? Oh? I the last thing I searched
was Donna Rice, who was the woman that Gary Hart
was having an extra merrial affair with I forget why.
I was listening to something or watching something and she
came up, and I was like, I wonder what she's
up to these days? So I checked, I checked. She
she pretty quickly, not pretty quickly, but after um, maybe

(05:08):
like ten years or so after she was proto Lewinski,
Like eight was the election year. This might have happened
in eighty seven. I think in like ninety four or
something like that, she became the head of this organization
called Enough Is Enough that basically is like, you know,

(05:30):
staying as a stalwart against things like this happening, and
you know, rehabilitating like uh, what's the word? Um, you're
like reputation and things like that. Um. So, and she's
been pretty actively and continuously engaged in that since then. Um,
and she's still a babe. What what what was your fascination?
Are you big into politics? Yeah? I mean I guess so.

(05:52):
I really can't remember what what include me into to
look it up, but I think I was watching something
or listen to an interview they mentioned her, UM, and
I was like, oh, wow, what happened? Are they like where?
Because like, because like you know, every once in a while,
like Lewinsky will pop up in something and I was like, oh,
I wonder fire tweet. Why don't they. Yeah, she she

(06:14):
drops a lot of taste there. I mean, but she
like on the front lines of that stuff as well.
I mean it sounds like she is, Yeah, I think so, Yeah,
she should be getting more pressed. She seems very active. Yeah.
I read the I mean the movie kind of stuck.
But I read The front Runner last year and it's
just like, that's what it was someone The front Runner.
That's why I read it. I was on the Wikipedia

(06:34):
page for that movie because Hugh Jackman was in it, right, Sorry, Yeah, Yeah,
the book is really good. I enjoyed the book a
lot because it was like, actually good, you know, like
solid reporting, and it just sounds like she just got
like I mean it always is, but like the raw
is dealing right absolutely there. There's another there's another book
called What It Takes that's about it. Pretty much everyone

(06:58):
that ran in eighty eight except for or Um because
he came in late to the race. So the reporter
that wrote it didn't have enough time at least that's
what he said. Uh. For Jesse Jackson didn't get a
fair shake in the book, but it like it goes
into Dole and h W and Ducacus and Dick get
Heart and Gary Hart and like all these people. It

(07:18):
was a very interesting. It's like a tomb but very
good read. Nice. If you're into campaign stuff, well, now
I know something about you. You like the campaign. I guess, um,
what's something that you think underrated? Underrated? I said, lime
made I feel like we're always We're always doing lemonade
in an Arnold Palmer. I've been experimenting with like some

(07:41):
lime made and some like alime made and like a
black t or like like sort of a funked up
Arnold Palmer situation. No, no, that's not. And then and
then also like just taking like a like a like
a medelo or Pacifico and throwing some lime maid in there.
Whoa so like a weird like a lime shandy, like underrated,

(08:03):
like a sandy Mexicano. Wow, that's man, I really like that.
Not enough people come in here talking to that limemage.
Where do you what kind of line made? Are you buying?
I usually get the stuff a Trader Joe's. It's like
sort of what now they've updated the packaging for it.
But uh, but yeah, it's just like it'll last you
like maybe a week or week and some change. What
do you mean why why would it last you a

(08:24):
week depending on your drinking? I mean, I you know,
I liked it, like, uh, you know you're cutting it
with yeah exactly, yeah, yeah, yeah, you're not wild because
it is. It can be a lot like just to
drink the straight it's pretty powerful. There was some company
was making a cherry lime made for a while that
I was drinking. Drink is it's well spin drift has

(08:46):
raspberry lime like sugar. I think it was maybe like
you know, califea Farms touch Ship or one of those places,
but I loved it. Um, what is something you think
is overrated? This is classic go to for me? Cucumber.
I think cucumbers are like the most overrated thing. Why

(09:09):
I just they do not they do nothing. They do
nothing for me. There are goggles, the goggles they do nothing.
That's that's I'm fine that. I'm fine with that. As
the for a spot treatment, cucumbers exactly what they should
be used. But as goggles they do something. But cucumbers
they do nothing. But not like in water or like

(09:29):
cucumber sandwiches, like we we just don't need that. Is
it just because of the flavor is a little bit
because it's not very intense or flavor, the meaniness of
the texture, the yeah, that is extremely I love cucumbers
me too, But I think it's because I used to
say my favorite food was cucumbers when I was a

(09:50):
little bit. It's because my favorite food was salad dressing
and you can just eat that because you drink out
the bottle. I would absolutely cataline and dressing right at
the bottle. Damn. When I was a kid, I used
to take um like the like lettuce that like the

(10:12):
Italian or the ranchers on and which is can now?
I could not look at ranch I hate ranch now,
But apparently as a as a kid, I like used
to take it and just lick it off and then
put the lettuce back in the like you're eating like
an artich choke, like just like scarnage. Yeah, we don't.
It's a spoon for ranchon you lick the goodness off
the spoon. I can't do. I don't know what it is.

(10:33):
I will so I and I did a podcast recently
where they're like, pick a food you hate and we're
going to make a ton of food. So it's called try.
You're like, hey, yeah, and um, I pick cucumber. And
the one thing that I had that was really good
was called I think it was called cucumber met so um,
which is so cute in Japan. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And

(10:54):
so it's like you you it's literally just using it
too different sile dressing, but it's like this me so
paste stuff, and I was like, oh, yeah, this is great.
I was gonna say, like for me, I'm have Japanese.
My introduction to cucumbers is like that when you're just
having me so on there, or like Chinese cucumbers to
where you just use like a bunch of garlic and
chili oil. You're they're sort of half marinated a little bit,

(11:17):
so when you eat it, they're the fucking flavor. It's
almost like something yeah in a way, but the flavor,
it's I think you overcome the blandness, if you want
to say it. But I think the Persian cucumber and
the Japanese cucumber are our greatest offerings to the Kingdom
of cucumber Cucumberland. Um. Finally, Alan, what is a myth?

(11:38):
What is something that people get wrong, or you know,
you know the truth behind something that people get wrong,
or you know that you may have had something wrong
and find out what the truth was. It's very convoluted
way of saying. My myth is that vaping kills because
I don't think it does. Yeah, well, certain kinds of
chemicals in vaping products skill because I because I vape

(11:59):
and I'm not dead. Yeah, well it seems like there
was and there you go, science meet me wherever you
need to check me out because seeing the funny papers, no,
I think, yeah, a lot of it. People you know
it was that vitamin E oil acid that was the
thing because it was a lot of black market THHC things,

(12:21):
and then they wanted to just sort of extend that
into vaping. Obviously, there's still some research that maybe has
to be done there. But what's interesting about that whole
thing is like there's a group of really avid nicotine
vapors who are like ready to revolt against the president,
who are a Republican, who are like Trump supporters, who
are like do not come for our vape juice? Well,

(12:42):
what's his name there? You could see video of him,
the guy that got in trouble for like his wife
Duncan Hunter, Duncan Hunter. There there's video of him, and
it's just like I'm like, wow, that is that's the dream. Really, Yeah,
to like utterly dish respect, I mean, I guess, I mean,
and he was like he was blowing clouds like he

(13:05):
was not just vap. It was like, yeah, I was
a discerning I don't want to be recognized. I yield
the remainder of my hit to the remainder of this cloud.
I'm like overly cautious. I don't know this. When I
found out about all this stuff that was being published,

(13:26):
I just like made I was trying to make my
boyfriend stop, but he just dupped in front of me.
Right it starts. He's still but but as Alan pointed out,
he is not dead. Yeah, I do important. You got
to look at the facts. So really I do think that,
like I kind of low key was actually looking acause
I was like, I really do vape a lot, just

(13:46):
for just for just when he was like a pax
Ara pod use a little oil cart. I just I
just I go to the I go to the dispensary
and I get like whatever, there's like disease I use
I use what do I lose lon? I believe it's
what it's called l e U n E. I used
that a lot, and then I use the one called dompin.
Is that disposable? Yeah, but then you gotta get on

(14:11):
that reusable battery life, man, I you know what I mean.
I don't make too many for me va like it's
good for like it's good for like you like the
concern onto the dinner like I didn't know. That's fine, auntie,

(14:33):
like let's go vape in the garage. Um. Yeah, well yeah, look,
I actually don't vape too much because it just don't
don't get me there like I need like I needed to,
like Flower. The reason why I like vaping is because
I can do it at my office job and do
it at my desk and stay there and just work
and like, and it doesn't get me as like whacked

(14:54):
out high. So I'm just sort of low level, like
not losing my mind, not being mean to any body
for no reason, skinting my work done. I just I
get stressed out, and especially when I'm like a work
ship to do like, so it's like it's nice to
have that sort of low level, like you seem so
even keeled right now, or unless you're you've been vaping
out of my mind. I actually am the I'm a

(15:21):
ghost of vape cloud, black smoke and lost. Like dude,
I don't know if that's Alan or the souls of
the vape. Okay, let's move into the news. Jamie, you
have the, uh, the huge responsibility of co hosting with me,
a totally disorganized person with a lot of distractions and hyperactivity. Question,

(15:44):
what is the news? Very great question can you ask that?
I think, Well, we gotta we gotta start with the
heavy hitting stuff. Okay first yeah, well okay, I said,
what's some what's something going on? So right? So yeah,
you said find something some find some light fare of
what's going on. I've got uh story that I think
is criminally under reported. Uh. Musin X through a press

(16:06):
conference this week and announced Jason Biggs as their new guy.
Uh and there's what their new their new spokesman. So
he came, he came to I mean, it's Jason Biggs.
He's not that famous, so he's just promoting musin next
night shift. He's not the whole brand. They don't need
Biggs for everything, they just need him to take the

(16:27):
night shift. But if you see this picture, there's a
picture of the musin X guy Mr Mucis. They also
rebranded Mr Mucus much like we had talked We're gonna
talk about Chucky Cheese later. But Mr Mucus used to
be that like I'm walking here in New York guy
like with like overalls and a wife beater, and you're
like he was maybe toxic. So now we've rebranded Mr

(16:51):
Mucus And now he's wearing a flannel and he looks
like a right meme. Like it looks like a fucked
up version of Peppie the Frog mixed with Slimer from
ghostbust Off brand Ninja Turtle looking like an airless badly
rendered Shrek Like. I mean, it looks like a booger
or some ship that will come out your body if
you have a sin. It's great that Jason Biggs now

(17:11):
is a is um like associated with multiple fluids that
come out of your body. He's had to come and
mucus if it's viscous and gooey, well, how I'm curious,
how do you guys feel about Biggs being because I
had my bracket going. We don't know it seems like

(17:32):
there may be taken the tempt by throwing this press conference.
There's a weather balloon, seeing what it does. It was
reported on in page six. Jason Biggs has an extreme
plan to avoid getting sick this year, he says, and
I think he's you know, I think he's trying to
prove that he could be a spokesman. Quote. As much
as I take precautions when cold and flu season approaches,

(17:53):
as much as I like to think that I really
strengthened my immune system, I always end up getting sick.
And so he told to page six while promoting at
the Music X Press conference, he's that hard up for money.
That's a weird I'm trying to really look at like career,
what we're doing here. Well, so I think that this
opens an interesting discussion that I hope will continue. This
is why, this is why your episodes. I'm here to

(18:15):
really set up some food for thought. Uh So, as
Alan was saying upstairs, the former musin X spokesman was
t J Miller, who is no longer working very much.
So I think muse and X, you know, he he
got what was J Miller in trouble for uh rape

(18:36):
and assault Oh, that's right. He was in trouble for
some really really really bad stuff, and it makes sense
that musin X would sever this tie, right. It's interesting
to me that they would then go to Jason Biggs,
who also has not not that level of bad. But
do you remember like when Jason Biggs was on Orange
as the New Black and then he was phased out

(18:57):
because he was such like misogynist asshole. There's like all
these stories from like fourteen, like back when that show
is getting started, where I guess he's just like a
he's just like a fucking dick. What do you say,
all right, we've got we've got some ship. There's a
Salon article from two thousand twelve, because of course there is,

(19:19):
there's a lot of Salon articles that year, but basically
he went on like a misogynist tirade on Twitter and
then doubled down refused to apologize, and then Orange Is
the New Black was just like, well you can't be black.
It's like one of those weird conflict of interests like
when I don't know, So, do you think this is

(19:40):
how the extent to which the work has dried up?
I would I would wager it seems like not a
lot of people want to work with him, and so
he's like he's meeting next he. I mean, in his defense,
he sucked up pie. But I think I don't know,
I mean, is it an indication? Was to say about Biggs?
Was to say about Musen? Yeah, what did you say

(20:00):
about their campaign? Hashtag wake up human? Interesting hashtag for
this campaign. I will say it, maybe it is the
perfect marriage because um, like, no one, no one wants
to be the Musa next person, right, right, right, Because
for yourself, t J. Miller was just a voice. Right.
He wasn't outwardly like chumming it up with a person

(20:22):
in a suit that looked like green come, not that
I know of. But he was definitely the voice of
He was a voice for sometimes. Well, it's one of
those things where it's like like a lot of guys
don't want a lot of actors don't want to do
like stuff about like viagra or whatever because they don't
want to be like associated with it only associated with
the rectile dysfunction at this point. But Bigs might be

(20:44):
your millionaire bigs, little might be just perp, This might be,
this might be this might be his his autumn of
his career or like or this is like the dream
collaboration for him. He's like, I really love the product,
which is wild because he's like in his late thirties.
He's not that, but I'm he's not in his he's
forty one. He's got a bunch of sons. He's got

(21:08):
a Yeah, he's got a he's got a small pum
of sons at this point. And so music next is
going to put food on the table for his many times.
Oh he didn't work at all. No, I think that
he is kind of like low key blackly terrible to
work with. Interesting. Yeah, so that's the Biggs update. Well,

(21:28):
thank you so much for that. Um, and let's let's
just marinate on that and take a quick break and
we'll be right back. And we're back and Wednesday, the

(21:49):
official public phase of the impeachment inquiry. How's it begun?
I'm talking about this creepie, that creep um. So yeah,
George Kent, Bill Taylor went to the hill. Uh and
boy it was not good for the president. Um. I
think it's there isn't really anything new. Uh. They were

(22:11):
both beyond credible. Uh, they were just very calm, no
matter what kind of you know, sort of frantic questioning
was coming from the right. Um when you look at it,
like Kent is like a third generation in his family
to serve the country like in some form or another,
Bill Taylor is basically fucking like Captain America. Um. And

(22:31):
they both said, like the shitty parts out loud that
Trump was pressuring the Ukrainians into announcing investigations into the
bidens in the election, um, in exchange for military aid
to fight Russia, as well as a Oval Office meeting,
which is a great optic uh, you know, one up

(22:52):
for a newly elected president such as Lynsky. End of story. Boom,
that's it. Any further questions, Um, yeah, it was also
I mean the one thing that was new is Taylor
also said that there was like a new little thing
that he hadn't known, uh, that he had learned after
his first round of testimony that was behind closed doors,
is that he found out that one of his staffers

(23:13):
that in Kiev, Gordon Sanland, called President Trump directly on
his cell phone to discuss basically like the like where
the pressure campaign was and how it was going. Um.
And then afterwards Taylor's aid ascort and salon he goes,
how does how's Trump feeling about Ukraine? And his answer
was basically like all he cares about are these investigations. Well,

(23:33):
I mean that certainly seems so there's another direct line. Um.
And you know, it was a little odd too. I mean,
I'm sure some of you saw a little bit of
the back and forth, but the Republicans, like when they
had their sort of swipe at it, it was just
a lot of lame questions and distractions, whether it was
like trying to put like Obama's policy on trial or

(23:55):
if it was trying to say like, yeah, but the
money flowed ultimately. Do you know I would assume that
Kent and Taylor are Republicans, right, I think they probably
one or two of them are. They probably can't be
like open with it. But it seemed to me like
that was the interesting party. Just watching a little bit

(24:15):
of it was like, oh, the Republican like congressmen are
going or congress people are going after Kent and Taylor.
But it's like, dude, there, you guys are all that same. Yeah,
that's why they couldn't really go after their character or
anything else, and it had to just be like really
lame stuff it's like, did you know this political article
came out and like the Ukrainians like didn't like Trump,

(24:36):
so they were meddling, right because Kent was wearing a
bow tie. I'm like, that guy is a Republican and
he wants you to yeah, like he dares Tucker Carlson
to say something spicy. He's like, I'm dressed like you.
I mean, it was kind of I mean, it was
kind of comforting to see that the like the blowback
from the Republicans was that weak. I mean, there truly

(24:58):
was nothing there where they had to go ten years
back to try to dig up something relevant. They have
no fact witnesses to rebut like what these the testimony
of these witnesses are. All they can do is be like, yeah,
but you didn't talk to Trump directly, did you. He's like, no,
but I talked to the ambassador, Like I talked to
the guy who just talked to him. And also it's
like that's what everyone's trying to do, is talk to him.

(25:18):
And also it's really weird that son Land had a
direct line to the president because a lot of other
former ambassadors like, first of all, that's very odd that
you would know that Secondly, Trump was trying to act
like I don't know her about Gordon son Land and
also that he was a great American. Yeah, it's like, dude,
you were on the phone with him and give me

(25:38):
the status update. One of the one of the kindress.
Someone was like, um, isn't it true that Obama was
born in Kenya? They just bringing it back to that essentially. Yeah,
he's like it was Obama Muslims like, I'm sorry, I
don't know what I'm here to answer about what the
president's actions were. Um, I think you know. Again, there
was just it's it's it's going to be tough for them,

(26:01):
and every witness who goes up there makes it painfully
clear what the situation was, and no matter how much
the Right tries to obfuscate and sort of distract us
by being like, well, again, the thing it seems like
they were really trying to hammer home was but the
money in the aid actually flowed eventually, so like it
was only like attempted extortion essentially. I mean, they're not

(26:23):
going that far like it was attempted, but they're saying, well,
what's the problem. There were no investigations and the money
flowed without really pointing out the fact that I believe
the aid was released on September eleven, which is like
one or two days after the White House found out
that there was a whistle blower. Also, they're still trying
to make the investigation happen through this. They're trying to
bring in Biden and Hunter to it right through, like

(26:44):
acting as if it would be uh inappropriate to pursue
the president for trying to um carry on an illegal
or initiate an illegal investigation. By legalizing and normalizing it
and bringing them into the process, it makes it's tough. Man.
It's just like when the facts are that much against you,
it's like we're just gonna scream. Well listen. It's like

(27:07):
a very wise man once told me facts. They don't
care about your feelings. There's some guy I dated. He
got me into podcasts. Really, he really encouraged me to
start up. Did he say that in between vaping? Yeah,
And then he was like, babe, would it be hot

(27:29):
vaped in your mouth because you imagine start kissing me
vay kind of blow ring your mouth. No, this is
relevant to the discuss. You dated somebody who thought it
was hot to blow a vapor ring into your mouth.
But it was it wasn't long. Okay, that's look, I'm

(27:51):
not trying to yuck nobody. Did they have a fingerless
leather gloves? Yeah, just freaking biker gloves. Someone that's like, well,
is it shocking that the person has the same first
name as my father. No, let's not dig too much
into that. Um, just sort of like the GOP lawyer

(28:13):
didn't dig too much into uh the facts. There we go,
brought it right back around. Um, the guy who like
obviously after the questioning from the chairman and the ranking
member which was Devin Nounez and Adam Schiff, Um, they
basically then had time to have like lawyers asked questions,
to do something a little more focused, much better, I

(28:34):
will say, than the Mueller when Mueller went out publicly
this like this looked and sounded as damaging as it
had to and was effective, I think. But um, one
of the you could tell again the facts just are
not on their side because when he was talking to
Bill Taylor, Bill Taylor was saying like there was in
a regular channel of diplomacy, and he was referring to
Rudy Giuliani, UM and Rick Perry etcetera. Just like the

(28:57):
fucking Three Amigos gang that was going around doing their
own shadow foreign policy. Um. The fucking but the argument
to like that about being like, well that's Rudy and
Rick Perry started like rattling off their qualifications. Um, this
is what the GOP side lawyer said to Bill Taylor. Um,
and said, you know, in later question, quote Casher outlined

(29:19):
the qualifications of some of those Taylor had named as
being part of the back channel negotiations, including, uh, including
serving and former diplomats. And then this is what the
lawyer asked, quote, this irregular channel of diplomacy, it's not
as outlandish as it could be, Is that correct? And
then he like choked back a laugh and he was like,
I guess it could potentially be more outlandish, but they

(29:42):
didn't murder yeah, like what but it could have been
like worse, right, Like, at least these guys kind of
know about government. It sounds like they're in a punch
of room and they're like, can we make this? How
would we bring this to an eleven? Yeah? Yeah, at
least Rudy wasn't like destroying his voice using a machine
and wearing a mask, right, that's right. At least he

(30:04):
did it like as himself, right, Yeah, Like he could
have liked, he could have been like goody rule Ani
and like made up a fake name and stuff, but
like he didn't. Like he's a good guy. He's a
good guy, and like he could have been worse. Dude,
he could have been wearing black face the whole time.
That would have been really outlandish, right, Like so really
like what is this all about? Uh? And then again
as this was going on, you know Trump through I

(30:26):
think Stephanie Grisham uh the you know whatever you want
to call her, the spokesperson Press Secretary um said that,
you know, the president is too busy to watch even
though he watches everything. Even though he was like retweeting
in real time a bunch of ships like that people
were doing during it, Donald Jr. Was like, it's it's
so boring, dude, this is so boring. Like maybe that's

(30:47):
the plan is to like put so much ship on
TV that Trump feels like he has to watch that
he just his brain explodes or something. He just can't
he just his key can't process all the different streams
of information. I'm pretty sure though, there are going to
just like end up being like, dude, the truth is
for nerds. Really, like if you think about it, like
really weak people rely on the truth and like strong

(31:10):
people just fucking deceive and fucking take. Well, that seems
like what this has all been heading towards right is
just like bamboozling people so much. They were like, well,
you know, it doesn't even matter, are like what the
truth was, because it's like this is more interesting. Well
that's the only way they can try. And I mean
it's not even an argument, but it's like they're running
out of ship. Pretty soon. It's going to be like, yeah,

(31:31):
but did Jesus really die for our sins? Huh? Um.
And again, just to sort of see how the Right
was operating during all this, um, if you were watching
the Fox News coverage this morning, UM, as Bill Taylor
was reading his opening statement, which was very damaging, especially
to see how calm credible he was reading. Um, this

(31:51):
is so right after his opening statement, Adam Schiff would
then begin his question to fully draw out more details.
This is how if you're watching Fox News, this is
how would have sounded to you if you're you're watching
one of the more important impeachment inquiries that's happening in
our lifetime, and I'm not looking forward to your questions.
I thank you both for your testimony, and I now

(32:11):
recognize myself with questions. In one minute, Taylor, I would
like to begin at Matta, we believe Wow, couldn't even
I mean really, so if you're wondering why you're at
an uncle can't hold discourse with you at Thanksgiving this year,

(32:32):
that's because they're ing with another one. Yeah. And then again,
you know, just to sort of like kind of get
a temperature around not just this inquiry, but what's happening
in the Senate, because eventually, if the House does impeach
the president and it goes to the Senate, there would
be a trial there. And a lot of people like, well,
what are the Republicans going to do because they have
the majority there, um, And a lot of people think

(32:52):
that they would just outright be like, nah, we're good,
not guilty, let's keep it moving. Um. But however, John
Cornyn from Exus, uh, he says he's not sure they
have the votes to even do that. Quote, there's some
people talking about trying to stop the bill dismischarges basically
as soon as they get over here, I think that's
not gonna happen. That would require fifty one votes. They

(33:13):
have fifty three. So to keep that in mind, he said,
I think it would be hard to find fifty one
votes to cut the case off before the evidence is presented.
Uh So that's I think a bit of an indication
that there are a few people who aren't willing to
fully funk around UM. But it would we still need
a lot more we're gonna remove the president. UM. And

(33:33):
then also just in swing states, just sort of looking
at the support for impeachment and removal, there was a
survey of voters in Florida, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, everyone for like,
so these are all states that went for Trump UM
and found that basically like a majority of voters in

(33:54):
those states supported impeachment and removal. So it's some it's
it's definitely these these and this was before the public hearings,
so I think things might shift a little bit more.
That's encouraging. UM. Let's move on to something that someone
actually has been being encouraged a lot recently, and that
is Hillary Clinton. She went on BBC Radio five UM

(34:17):
and was half teasing another run as she said, on
the podcast or radio show she was on quote I
as I say never, never, never say never. I will
certainly tell you I'm under enormous pressure from many, many,

(34:38):
many people to think about it. But as of this moment,
sitting here in this studio talking to you, that is
absolutely not in my plan. It's it's it's it's so
sad because it's like she her language is even like
become trumpefied. She's like people are saying they want me
to many people. Yeah, uh yeah, I mean hard hard

(35:03):
Now we're all socialists. Now you missed it all. We
have all got swindled. Yeah, I mean I think it's
weird because a lot of it takes around this sort
of little nugget is like you know, with Bloomberg basically
about to hop in. It's showing that like the electorate's
really unsettled and like not really liking the candidates they
have to pick from. Like, I don't think that's true

(35:23):
at all. That's just the billionaires, the Wall Street crowd
who have been really able to rely on Democratic presidential
candidates to be like I got your back, um, those people.
The one guy who is is slowly rotting before our eyes. Um,
and someone should just put him on time mount just
I mean, someone puts you by my time out. Um.
And then the next two people in line, Bernie Sanders

(35:45):
and Elizabeth Warren. But they're fucking they got their salivating
like the cartoons, you know, like they want to eat
eat the rich basically, And I think that's a big
want to eat the fucking rich. I watched Hillary, understand,
I mean, yeah, it could be Hillary and the mesa
next guy running together Clinton Biggs. I mean that who

(36:16):
knows it's as a star of American pie. Yeh, he's
like you know what I do with you know, rinds
from Eastern Europe put my dick in. I surreptitiously videotaped
them in live stream. It I colluded with Natasha or

(36:37):
Natalia Nata. We did it. We did a bachel cast
on that episode and it was you won't imagine it.
Didn't do it, didn't do it, didn't do too it
didn't do too well. Um, when did did we talk
about America? Oh wait, didn't we talk about it at
our live show a little bit too? Yeah? We did, yeah,
because we did the Matrix and a bit of American

(36:58):
Pie when we were American Wow, what a what a
time to be alive, What a time to be alive
into the live shows. So I just do want to
um again as as promised, reveal our plans um fully
transparently for the war on Thanksgiving, because that is apparently
what the right believes is what's happening right now. Um oh,

(37:23):
this is like really, it's really shaking me to my
courtn't even think about um. So last year, uh, you know,
Trump said like there were fundraising emails. They were saying
like he's the man who brought Christmas back to America's
war on Christmas, which is goes all the way back
to the twenties when Henry Ford was accusing Jews of

(37:44):
having a conspiracy to abolish Christmas. Yeah, exactly, that's sort
of the that's the that's the fuel tank that this
war on our holidays is sort of running. That's what
Ford versus Ferrari's about. Right. Ferrari was a big Yeah,
there's like a lot of shitty things. I bet he's
a Jew. And like what Italian Henry for anything? Cars?

(38:13):
Is it? Cars? Dude? It's about Laman's man, you know
what I mean, driver's license? I don't know what the
fun is about. Yeah, you don't need I'm pretty sure
if you don't have a light driver's license they won't
allow you into Ford versus. I heard you have to
see it at a drive in movie theater in an
all tim car um. So what happened was is there
was a Huffington Post article that was just a very

(38:37):
you know, pretty objective take on like what the environmental
impacts are actually of Halloween if you really look at
like what it means to engage thanks whoop seeds to
show my bias um. Even in the fucking article the
author says up front, no one should be discouraged from
enjoying the holiday or celebrating with family and friends, Okay,

(38:59):
and then sort of saying this is what I just
want people to sort of think about, not even that
like you just canceled Thanksgiving, but this is sort of
what it means. Meat and meat by products cheese, butter,
heavy cream, for example, have a larger environmental footprint than
plant based ingredients. According research done by Carnegie meal In University,
the carbon footprint of a sixteen pound turkey creates a
total of thirty four point two pounds of c O two.

(39:20):
The same amount produced by turkey, gravy, cranberry sauce, roasted
Brussels spouts, mashed potatoes, rold biscuits, and apple pie combine. Okay,
So that then they're like, you know, if you, if
you this really matters to you, you can try sourcing
your ingredients locally, um, like whether it's like the wine
you're getting or herbs or vegetables and maybe a smaller turkey.

(39:40):
But they're just saying, hey, there is a connection, but
not even to be like it's canceled, however, because the
way I think conservative thinkers move is, hey, they're like
trying to make me aware of something. No, they're trying
to cart awareness is cancelation basically, And that's the fucking take.
They went on U first up like Fox and Friends,

(40:02):
they were just sort of like, uh, you know, they're
trying to cancel Thanksgiving is the word the phrase they
were using. Canceled. They're saying, yeah, and it's urging people
not to travel to see family, don't eat meat, eat veggies.
It's I don't know what to do. It makes me sick.
And then Diamond of Diamond and Silk Fame said, I

(40:23):
get tired of people that has lived their life and
have eight meat telling others not to eat meat. Don't
tell us what we can and cannot eat. If you
have a problem with climate change, stop driving cars, ride
on your horse to work. You do everything and to
fix the climate, But don't infringe upon my right to
have Thanksgiving with my family. No one is, no one
even fucking mentioned it. But this is sort of like,

(40:46):
this is how this whole media operation runs. Is like, Okay,
how do we sort of make ourselves diametrically opposed to
our friends and neighbors. I mean, to play into their narrative.
If there was one holiday that should go, that's the
one on voters. Yeah, for so many reasons. So I mean,
but I mean, even strictly scheduling wise, no one wants

(41:06):
to go home twice in a month. Yes, fucking terrible.
Just get in an argument and then finish it on.
You know, we could always just have a new holiday
just called eat food Day. Yeah right, that that isn't
like disrespectful to millions of people who were murdered, like
you know, and then isn't just like wait, I thought
the Pilgrims were oh sorry, they were friends. Yeah, the

(41:29):
pilgrims friends with those people they did you see, yeah,
there was there were those paintings of them shaking hands.
Yeah right, that was really nice. It's it's weird because
I'm you're on the other side shows the genocide that
happens after, but that didn't make it into the Capitol building. Um. So,
even as they go on on Fox with all this,
Tucker Carlson even during his hours said, you know, they're
demanding that you canceled Thanksgiving dinner, okay, and cancel culture

(41:53):
has now turned on this holiday. Um And then on
one of the other uh Fox shows they did, they
had a graphic that said War on Thanksgiving that had
like a turkey on it, and well, it looks like
tomatios and some other stuff. It turns out it's a
fucking stock image of a Mexican dish called and that's
what they used as their representation for the War on

(42:16):
Thanksgiving was a Mexican cuisine dish that because the lazy
fucking graphics person just was like turkey roasted there that
that's that's because Trump promised that Mexico would fight the
War on Thanksgiving. Probably yep. And this is where it
starts be aware if you see these, if you suddenly
see spices on your turkey or something like that, it's

(42:38):
just an odd infiltrated yeah, yeah, no, And it goes
like every other there's a just it seems like this
whole war on Thanksgiving thing. Maybe this is the newest round.
It comes in and out, but there have been past
headlines opinion to war on Thanksgiving before the war on Christmas.
Nothing is sacred anymore. With the odious joyless outlook of
some on the left, they have targeted a beloved holiday

(42:58):
when family members travel to gather and be with one another,
a data take stock and be thankful for what you have,
a day to commemorate a day when there was a
peaceful friendship between pool prison boy by marking it as
a reminder of genocide. Well, let's be real here, who
who stole whose land? What? Yeah? This is my mom's

(43:19):
first year as she's a secondary teacher, and she's like
going going off book for Thanksgiving lessons and like not
scaring history. She's like everyone, we're reading a people's history
of the United States, not being like what, here's what
a jennside is, but just like not teaching the fake stuff, right, right, right,
and she's like, what if someone gave you blankets that
had smallpox on it, that'd be nice. Would you be

(43:42):
happy about that? That would be mean? This is the
whole reason they're protecting it too, is not for family
or anything or feeling thankful. They're definitely not. They don't
give a ship about being thankful. It's all because Thanksgiving
is the for play too capitalisms fuck fest of the
year of Black Friday. Right, That's the that's the whole
reason why, like you need all these people, you need

(44:04):
the families to be together so that the next day
after they just like gorge themselves. Mom can drag Can
we just go to the mall and like soothe ourselves
with buying shit? I think also to like Thanksgiving is
like the kickoff dinner to like manifest destiny just roll
up the fucking continent basically and steal everything too. It's like,
I mean, this was like this is sort of like
the like the ribbon cutting, you know, for the rest

(44:27):
of it um and then just another one that's an
activist wage war on Thanksgiving, the newest target of liberal
academic activists Thanksgiving. Here are the details on the activities
of the university of Virginia's progressive warriors. And then they
go on to just do all this ship anti Thanksgiving
pot pot luck will be a chance to discuss Thanksgiving
from a Native American perspective. Unbelievable. God. Yeah, anyway, so, uh,

(44:52):
you know, sorry to the conservatives, but thanks having canceled
s um, but I will still eat it devastating. Yeah,
I'm still Yeah. Well this made me feel really good
because I was like, I'm not going home this year
for Thanksgiving to Christmas, and I was like, I'm doing
my partner war. I'm a soldier. Still, I think we

(45:14):
need to make more words a more merch veteran of
the War on Christmas, veteran of the War on Thanksgiving,
War on Thanksgiving war veterans semper fry. Well, because we
are talking about Christmas, I do need to mention last
night I started working on the new Santa Universities. Oh

(45:37):
when can we Well then, I mean well, I mean
it's an annual tradition. We will be ready for your offerings.
Just get it. I mean your Dan Santa. As always,
I can't read and I look like shit. Yeah, that's
the only two characters. He doesn't grow, He doesn't change.
I'm very method, very method. When all right, we're gonna
take another break and we'll be right back, and we're back.

(46:08):
Um and Disney Plus has already announced that they have
hit ten million subscribers already. Okay, listen, they were supposed
to hit eight by the end of year. I hate
big business, but uh, some of you know the and
the I tweeted this stupid. The animals from Zootopia. Yeah,

(46:29):
I think you said, make you a horny, make me
I went, I went off script. I want your words
to The rabbit is sexy. The rabbit is Wait. So
you like Disney, you are like doing stuff with your hands.
I can feel your wringing my hand, pulling at my
You are at your something is active within you. The
animals from Zootopia. What is it about Zootopia? I don't know.

(46:52):
I've only said I know that there's a social message
in there, but I'm just there for the cute animally.
Maybe the one for me was a lady made Marian
from the Oh, the one the Fox Robin and Robin
that she was a fox but she was chased. Yeah,
she a fox. Also she was also a fox. Yea.

(47:14):
Did she have breasts? Sort of there there was underneath
her gown, she was clearly wearing a broth heaving bosom. Yeah, interesting,
what was the news again, Yes, the animals, alright, horneys
Disney animals for me? Oh, Lola Bunny. No, that's not Disney,

(47:36):
that's Warner Brothers. That doesn't work alright, that's the only
want to have love for um. Yeah. So apparently the
projections were eight million by the end of the year,
but I think those could change because I'm sure there
are plenty of people who are just on that seven
day free trial to see the Mandalorian and then they'll
figure out if they want to stay. I don't know
what the Mandalorian is, and I don't care. It's for
it's for Star Wars heads. It's about it's about a
bounty hunter. Yeah, exactly. That's fine, isn't it. Yeah, like

(48:03):
the situlation is really fucking itself in new and exciting ways. Yeah.
And he was still in shade at like Jon Favreau
being like he's like, I'm not familiar with the films
he's made. Then they're like, okay, asshole, put on this
suit and fucking shoot up. Maybe he's like I know
him playing ball with the biggest conglomerate in the world.
But I'm still yeah, hell yeah, yeah. I mean I'm

(48:26):
definitely gonna binge. I shout out to my boy Chris,
who let me use his log in. I will see
how it works. I'm a little we talked about this
the other day, but the Simpsons being cropped in rubs
me the wrong way a little bit. But I'll have
to see for myself. My cat scared of Homer Simpson.
Your cat is scared of Homer. Also breaking news, you
have a new kitten. I have a cat, and I'll scratched.

(48:49):
You have Sonny. You have Sonny the what do you
call him? Like an alright troll? Funny? Yeah, well, I
mean he's got like he's red pills. He's definitely red pills.
He's act he's going from his right forever, all right,
because it started with you just showing him YouTube videos
of other dogs. But the algorithm. You come home and
he's like a Q and entree me deep in my
ex Ben Shapiro's video. Right, So so sunny. I feel

(49:13):
like I learned a lot of things with my oldest
because he's pretty much I've pretty much discounted him of
like there's no. I mean, he's not going to I
leave the blue pool out every morning. He never takes
it right. But this cat, you know, I'm gonna I'm
gonna do better a little cat name Flee. But I
turned on The Simpsons yesterday when I signed up for
Disney Plus, and he kept like going out and then

(49:36):
like looking at the animation and then running away. Oh no,
I know he was scared of it. Is it just
Homer or is it as I think that he's going
to be like eating a different kind of horrible person
in from setting, like really into stuff, like he's going
to be on Letterbox Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you got

(49:59):
the Steel Book versions he could. Yeah, the story wasn't good,
but the cinematography fucking rule. Like he's like, really if
you think, I mean, every shot should be like in
and of itself a breathtaking image, every wasted shot painting exactly. Yeah.
And you're like, oh and he vapes? Um So moving

(50:19):
on just to some pop culture stuff. Um. I just
wanted to point out Moby was celebrated his thirty two
years of being a vegan with sick ass tattoos tat Bondie.
He got animal rights just down his arms, like in
a really lame everything is lame about. I mean, he's

(50:41):
already got that Vegan for Life neck tattoos, and it's
just it reminds me of like a middle schooler that's
just like this one thing about me is every day.
Do you think he did this to like embarrass himself
with these tattoos, because previously when he searched his name
it was like weird Ship with Natalie Portman. I think
that's I think that what I didn't know about movie

(51:03):
when that stuff came out was that he was like
a terrible addict um back in the day. Like he
was like a terrible drunk and and like hardcore drugs
and stuff, but I think mainly alcohol. But he this
is totally that person. This is the person that is
sober and it's like he needs to do something and
so they go for the I mean. And also the

(51:24):
thing about it is that like it just looks it
doesn't look it looks bad. It looks like he found
the stencil letters that you get like Michaels how it
doesn't look good. And also the caton like that, why
would Cavan do you want credit for that? You know,

(51:46):
it's funny when you go by her tattoo shop and
like there's always people like galking in there, like, oh man,
I remember too, does remember? Like wow? Okay, it's the
whole thing. Her makeup is okay, um, and you know,
I do want to talk Jamie a little bit about
um a story that is very relevant to you. The

(52:07):
animatronic the band of Chucky Cheese. I'm sorry for getting
their name wrong. So yeah, it's uh it's Mr Munchies
Make Believe Band. Mr Munchies Make Believe Band, not Munchies Munches.
Thank you. Mr munch been together for forty years, You've
had plenty of time to learn their names, right. And
this is the and so for those the animatronic band

(52:28):
that is inside a many a Chucky Cheese but has
been being phased out for a couple of years. Okay,
so this was actually this is terrible news. Is the
worst news of the day and the impeachment, So what
is happening? Okay? Uh? So in Chucky Cheese announced that
they're going to slowly start phizzing out the animatronics, which

(52:48):
launched me into a long investigation of the history of them,
which if you haven't educated yourself on what the history
of the animatronic band is it's pretty why sild there
were these uh wild eighties wars between the two pizza places,
Show Bizz Pizza and Chuck E Cheese. Uh, there are

(53:10):
so many. I'm like, I I can't wait for the
movie of this. I hope desperately right after Santa University
comes out, this is going to really take first position
for but it. You know, it's like the Chuck E
Cheese was founded by the founder of um Atari and
then he creates this restaurant and then oh it's a

(53:33):
whole thing. Yeah, So Chuck E Cheese was invented for
to have a restaurant to promote Atari games basically the arcade.
Yeah yeah, and then their main competition, Show Bis Pizza
had these amazing animatronics that were made by this like
young inventor genius named Aaron Fector who had like was

(53:57):
like one of those classic like good Inventor Terrible business
man where he invented Whack a Mole and then got
swindled by a Carney and ended up losing the rights
to Whack a Mole so he didn't have any money.
Then he invented animals like these restaurant, Aimatronics and then ended.
I mean it just would hot children forever. Yeah, and
he still lives in like lives and works in Orlando,

(54:17):
and it like he's still making stuff, but it's like
there's this crazy legacy. Uh, and they're they're finally taking
him out. If anyone in Zikeang knows how I can
get one, I will travel, I will spend every cent
to my name, I'll start a kick start. I don't
give a funk. I like, I want to get one
of these things? But do you want the whole band

(54:39):
or just any any one of the band members. I
don't have the infrastructure for for a whole band. I
could maybe I could house one. If you have the
whole thing, we could put him in the office. Could
you have to be if you walked in and that
was I mean, look, we have a gigantic twine, you know,
version of the note from Jersey Shore. I think we

(55:00):
can respect popular culture and bring in the whole wasn't
Mr Munch's Mr Munch's make believe as the four as
the four Mr Cheese and he goes by Mr Cheese. No, well,
Chucky Cheese. That's the whole thing. Because much like Mr
mucus Uh cheese ton. He used to be a cigar
smoking rat and now he's a mouse whose skateboards the

(55:23):
whole Christ. He found God species just skateboarding. Heapes and
and he's the He's voiced by the lead singer of
Bowling for Soup. Yeah. Okay, So there's Mr Cheese. There's
Mr Cheese. There's my personal favorite, and I would prioritize
this over all the others. Pasqually. Pasqually is the Italian

(55:44):
pizza chef. He plays the drums and he does stand
up comedy at the Laugheroni. They show videos of it
at Chuck E Cheese. Wait he's is he like a
racist caricature of an Italian chef, Like like a big mustache,
like like curly hair coming out the side of something.
Hold on, I got so wait the same song. It's
time once again for a few jokes, and one of

(56:06):
the stand is why I do get away? Past Wally Alan?
Is this why you do? For more jokes from a
school Wally, here we go. What do you get when
you put a radio in the refrigerator? What do you get?
You get up? Yes? Music, okay was pretty good. Why

(56:34):
I do? What I do pretty good, Okay, I'll give
him that. Okay. So there's Pasqually who else. Then there's Helen.
She's you know, she's the girl, right, the token representation.
She's right, she's a bird. It's kind of invokes the
Bertie from McDonald's land, but Bertie Bertie's a rip off

(56:59):
of Helen. Make no misst okay. And then there's Jasper
Jowels who's the dog? Who the cowboy dog? And that's
that's your band and so now, but it has been announced,
right because I remember you first went on a journey
because they announced that they're like, we're going to start
phasing this whole ship out, and then they kind of

(57:19):
didn't do that, or like, at least in this area,
everything is sort of remain the same. Where if in
your area, if your Chuck E Cheese open before two five,
you probably still have most of the band. And now
where are we at now it's it's been announced this week.
I guess that they're like, Okay, we're actually taking them out,
but where are they going? Like what, I don't know.

(57:41):
The characters aren't going away. They have like they have
this whole thing, and I think they're like based out
of Austin where they make all these videos, but they're
with puppets now, they're not with Animatronics. They release a
lot of curse content on us too. By highly recommend.
There's there's a there's a parody of Ice Cubes. Good
Day is called another Chucky Day. So there's a lot

(58:06):
man with the Isley brother sample. Well man, it's then
don't get that kind of money, but it's clear what
they're doing and the parodying. The music video is a
brand new day and the sun is outshining, berg chirp
and everything is fun. And that's the open up my eyes.
I just gotta say, you got the feeling that it's
going to be another chucking day? Yeah? Okay, so you

(58:31):
know there the legacy lives on thee oh my yeah,
they I can see them in the Gobi tent. Wait,
why doesn't Chuck e Cheese just move into the hologram? Uh?
Thing that's happening now? Isn't everything now turned into like
hologram performances? I wish, like I feel that would work
because the animatronics I guess that they were scaring kids, yeah,

(58:54):
for decades, for decades, but I I don't know I'm
gonna miss the animatronics. I'm very sad. So if you
live near a full band, go pour one out. You
can have up to two blue moons before they cut
you off. The wow really yeah, I mean you see
a lot of videos and parents fighting and Chucky Cheese. Oh,
it's one of the most best places to get into

(59:16):
a fight with someone. Yeah, with another adult who's stressed
out about their financial situation as their kids demand presence
and like, don't don't believe the Shane Dawson stuff. What
Shane Dawson made a whole video spreading wise about the
food at Chuck E Cheese. Are you are you trying
to come for Shane Dawson right now? Yes? Yes, no,

(59:37):
he said. He said that they reheat pizza that people
leave on the table, pandering for views. Pathetic. If you ask, yeah,
you should go into his restaurant. I should. Yeah, where's
your whoa? What do you do with your pizza? Shane Dawson.
I think he was living in North Hollywood for a

(59:57):
while because I remember someone I knew was like some
some YouTuber named Shane Dawson like lives near my mom.
I one of the first jobs I've ever had in
Los Angeles, was writing jokes for Shane Dawson. This is
like a long, long, long ast time because Na, this
is like or something. I don't know if are you
putting everything at risk right now talking about it? Was

(01:00:21):
but he he lives in the valley. He lived at
least at the time with his mom. They had like
seven little fucking dogs. It was insane. And I remember
his mom was just watching Nancy Grace, like on full blast.
You hear about this Jodi Arius? Literally no, it was
about Casey, was about you do love to see it.

(01:00:44):
I've been watching a lot of Dateline recently, um, and
I just watched a real in depth thing about Jody Arius.
Didn't really didn't didn't really not realize what was going
on there, that it was the thing complicated woman. Yeah, yeah,
very she was very smart. She's like very cool in
those interviews. This motherfucker trying to get it anyway. That is.

(01:01:06):
That's about that for us, Alan, Thank you so much
this time, and bye. Yeah where can people find you?
Follow you? Watch you? You have a special coming up? Yeah,
watch me watch me on November. I guess this will
come up by then, Yeah, tomorrow on Comedy Central Central. Um, Yeah,
watch me there. I'm at totally Allen on Everything l

(01:01:29):
A L L E N find me cool? Uh m,
how about how about yourself? Will? I'm on Twitter dot
com at Jamie Loftus help. I'm on Instagram at Jamie
christ Superstar. And I'm really seeing my podcast about my
Year in Mensa that's called My Year in Mensa around
Thanksgiving time. I should be available for pre subscribing as

(01:01:52):
soon as iTunes. Most me back, nice, Um And oh, Alan,
I forgot to ask you, is there a tweet that
you're liking that you want to show out out? Okay,
just because you shouted out or started against the Coke
Brothers earlier. But Megan Beth Keister, that's one, and it's
it's just I'd like to buy the world. But that's
a quotation attributed to a Coke Oh boy, they did

(01:02:19):
a pretty good job. Um, and Jamie tweets you like again,
I'm gonna shout out my girl, Corey Johnson, Uh Corey
at Corey T. Johnson. Here's a tweet who thirteen dollars, Netflix,
twelve dollars, HBO Max fifteen dollars, Disney plus seven dollars
Amazon Prime nine dollars. Casey Anthony only fans fours, CBS

(01:02:41):
all access six dollars total five twelve dollars a month
for streaming and entertainment services. Explain how this was supposed
to save us money over cable. I just I retreated
that this morning or whatever, and then like a guy
was like, UM, you're not supposed to waste your whole
life watching TV. You're supposed to go out to do
some in the world. I was just like, dude, you
thank you so much. You have a book I can buy.

(01:03:05):
So she's innocent, right, Yeah, when's your book? Unsolicited fucking advice?
Nobody asked you for, asshole, come out. Um, I'm Miles Gray.
You can find me at Miles of Gray on Twitter
and Instagram with tweet I like is from Matt Binder
at Matt Binder Stephen Miller via leaked email. I am
a white supremacist the right. It is impossible to decipher

(01:03:26):
this message dem via leaked email. Let's order pizza the right.
There's a secret petal ring being running the basement of
a DC pizza place, and I've decoded what each topping means.
Um and then another one from at lame Ravioli gell um.
It says, if straight girls can have girl crushes, lesbians
can have boy crushes. I choose Mr Bean. Shout out

(01:03:50):
to you, sir, what's his name? Rowan Atkinson? And also,
I know y'all have been waiting and you thought I
was lying, but the trailer for my new podcast for
twenty Day Fiance with my co host Sophia Alexandra. That
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(01:04:12):
new show where Sophie and I, you know, we have
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We have a Facebook fan page and then on the
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Thank you so much, um yeah, and you know, we
also post that. We also post the songs that we
write out on and today will be a song by
Floating Points called King bromeliad Um. And you know it's

(01:04:57):
just just like a little little little dance to me.
But I have my fingers crossed for another checkie day.
You know what, you want to go out on a
chucky song? Just tell me, you know what I will
I actually, I will seed my I will see, I
will see my time. I will yield my time to
the gentle lady from Zambonia. Always I am growing more powerful.

(01:05:20):
We'll just tell us what it is. That's where we're
right out. Okay, this is another checkie day. But you
know they don't write Dr Cheese. They just want to
keep up the illusion and Dr Cheese producing deal double
cheese Um. Okay, so we'll actually play that after when
we're fully done, they will get their cheese on um.

(01:05:41):
And yeah, also just to remind you all, the cast
is a production of My Heart Radio. Um. You know,
and if you're looking for more, check out my Heart
Radio app. You know, we're Apple Podcast wherever you listen
to your favorite shows. Okay, so get into that and
without further ado, the checking cheese song. I will see
y'all tomorrow and thank you all for everything. Bye, bye bye.

(01:06:04):
It's a brand new day in the sun is outshine
burgit chirp and everything's fine. And as I opened up
my eyes, I just gotta say, you got the feeling
that it's gonna be another chucky day day? My head
on back down. I won't stay in bed, but I
found that I just came dally as my day begins.
I got to be a chucky cheeseus hanging with my friends.

(01:06:24):
Hops out of bed like a kangaroo. I just may
get through all the morning things that got to do.
I brush my teeth, can I get I'm both shine
even soaking in the bathtub is where you're gonna find
being fresh dressed. You know what? Get drops in my
yellow seat T shirt and my red little tops, A
balanced breaca bed as com

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