January 11, 2019 • 59 mins
In episode 307, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Candice Thompson to discuss the Bezos divorce, the government shutdown continuing and the Trump Administrations lack of understanding about it, Steve King's idiotic comments about white nationalism, the prediction that the US will drop to the third biggest economy, Facebook no longer being the best place to work, the Oscars deciding to go host-less, Taco Bell cleaning up their act, and more!
FOOTNOTES:
2. Why the Bezos Divorce Is So Riveting
3. Jeff Bezos, Newly Divorcing, Now Seeing Lauren Sanchez-Whitesell
4. Who Is Lauren Sanchez? All About the News Anchor Dating Billionaire Jeff Bezos
6. The 'doomsday' scenario: Here's what happens if the shutdown drags on
7. Before Trump, Steve King Set the Agenda for the Wall and Anti-Immigrant Politics
9. Projected GDP Ranking (2018-2023)
10. Facebook employees are reportedly outraged at exec appearing at Kavanaugh hearing
11. Facebook is no longer the 'Best Place to Work,' according to new Glassdoor survey
12. After Kevin Hart Debacle, Oscars Forge Ahead Hostless
13. A Hostless Oscars? The Last Time the Academy Tried That, Things Got Ugly
14. Oscars Team Scrambling to Reunite 'Avengers' on Telecast (Exclusive)
15. WATCH: The 11 minutes that ruined Hollywood producer Allan Carr's career forever
16. Taco Bell to test vegetarian menu this year
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season sixty four, Episode
five of Them. There Daily's Eight Guys, the podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness using
the headlines, box office reports, TV ratings, what's trending on Googles,
and so she me. It's Friday, January eleven. Happy one eleven, Everyone,
two thousand nineteen. My names Jack O'Brien, a K and
(00:20):
the Golden Globe. Brian goes to Bohemian Jacksony courtesy of
Trike Gang. And I'm thrilled to be joined as I
always buy my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Yes, that's right,
it's your boy, Your Boy Kusama Experimental Japanese black artist
a K All my children, I still like all my children.
(00:41):
That's a combo a K. I couldn't sing today. I
don't have the pipes for today. Weather can get you
some water and honey, some warm water and honey. Is
that the key? I don't know. I thought I thought
I heard that somewhere, just water, water and cold water
and honey. There you go. Well, We're thrilled to be
joined in third Teeth by the hilarious comedian Candice Thompson.
(01:03):
Hi guys, thanks for having me, Thank you for of course,
sorry that ignored you downstairs. I was so confused, Well,
what was it about me that was ignorable? And it
wasn't that it was ignorable. We had like inspectors in
the building, and then I was like, cold, you confuse
me to stop wearing that. Well also too, because we
(01:27):
have all kinds of like new shows happening all the time,
a lot of people I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I
was stressed out by the inspector because I thought he
was just looking at everything. Okay, so you decided to
go with that double Guess what, Candice, We're going to
get to know you a little bit better. At first,
we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the
things we're talking about today. R I p to Mackenzie
(01:50):
Basis's dm S because yeah, we're gonna talk about that
little conscientious uncoupling or just conscious conscious conscious. Uh, we're
talking about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. No, but I
think that they invented it. But I think the bezos
(02:10):
Is are fully embracing it. I think it's like a
super amicable split or something. Right. They described, Well, she's
probably gonna get half his money, so yes, i'd be
would be so amicable. Uh, we're gonna talk about the
Trump shutdown and just where where we're at as of
this recording. Uh, Steve King back in the headlines, We're
(02:33):
gonna talk about him, and uh, he was wondering why
white supremacist is a bad word. All of a sudden,
that was that his questions. Yeah, I mean, yeah, Look,
we'll get into a probably later. I don't know. We're
gonna look at the economic forecast that has the US
as the third largest economy by so yeah we're number three.
(02:57):
Where there we go, But first we like to ask
our guest, what is something from your search history that
is revealing about who you are? Well, we are judging
this is silly, but I and I knew the answer
before I look this up. But I always have to
be right, and I was trying to prove somebody wrong.
So I had a television installed in my living room
(03:19):
just recently. I had to get a new TV, and uh,
the guy from who from best buy who came to
install it. I don't know. We somehow gotten the topic
of Donald Glover. We're talking about Atlanta, and then he
makes the comment of well, I didn't even know he
was Danny Glover's son, and I was like, what are
you talking about? What are you talking about? And he
(03:43):
was like, yeah, that's his father. And I said, I'm
pretty sure Danny Glover is not childish Dambino's father. And
then so I had to look it up to prove
him wrong, just to be like, look, this is it right? Yes?
Because oh he was yeah, no, No, that's nothing worse
than like someone being that wrong and committed to their wrongness. Yeah,
(04:05):
so I have to be like I had to shut
it down. Was he fact checkable? Was he like oh okay,
or was he like, oh, well that's what the internet says.
But no he he at that point accepted the exactly. Yes,
he's not a crazy person. I don't think. I think
just yes, correct. So they do respect, they do respect information. Okay. Uh.
What is something that you think is underrated? Underrated? Is
(04:29):
being single? Okay? Yeah, I embrace it because I have to.
Now most of my life I've been single, and I
do get moments where it's like I do I do
know that companionship is nice and it's comfortable and we
all want We're all human, right, we want contact and love.
(04:49):
But every time I like, like try to get into
a relationship, something happens and it doesn't work out. And
that's most of my relationships. They never work out. And
I'm just and I'm like, know what, I'm fine being
by myself and I don't think I'm ever going to
get married. I think I'm just you know, I looked
at good. I'm good. Spend that time, you know, doing
what makes you happy and just realize like, oh, yeah,
(05:10):
that you don't have to worry about another person. You
don't have to like, uh like change what you're doing
to make them happy. Like it's just there's a freedom
that's involved with it that I think a lot of
people are scared of. Now. I've heard in some of
the stand up you do, a lot of you attribute
some of that to your dad. Too good of a dad,
and so your bar is so fucking high. It's like,
who the I'm gonna date? Yeah, everyone disappoints me. Everyone
(05:33):
everyone disappoints me. And I've gotten to the point where
it's like now it's like I none of the guys
that I've dated ever have given me what I've deserved.
And the only person that has done. That is me,
you know, and and my parents, like my family, and
that's what they're supposed to do as parents, like I
feel like they're supposed to help me and support me
and provide and care about my emotional needs. But I'm
(05:54):
not here to say that someone else's responsibility and why
I put that on somebody. So I take the time
to focus on me and I complaining because you know,
sometimes I'll be you know, horn Yeah, but I'm even
getting past that. I think I'm just like post sexual
at this point. I'm actual. Yeah, I'm just I'm in
a whole headspace. I meditate every day and I'm just
like I'm present and just using that energy to be creative. Ye,
(06:18):
and your meditation controls the horny nous or like puts
it in its place. Well, yes, I use that energy,
that's that's sexual energy to like just get into a
headspace where I'm just enjoying being present in that moment
and using that time to really appreciate and be grateful.
And I come up with ideas and like jokes when
I'm meditating. So I feel like that's where my sexual
(06:39):
energy is beingting I'd be manifesting all types of stuff
way better at meditation than I am. Oh, I probably am.
I've been going in now for almost like two years now,
and I'm until like an hour and a half a
day I can do and you're hovering a couple inches
off your seat. What is something you think is overrated? Oh,
(07:01):
there's a few things. I don't know which one to
political correctness for sure, I feel like it's hella overrated, um,
especially right now, right now, I just it's a it's fraudulent.
I feel like people do things under the guise of
political correctness where they don't actually mean what they're saying.
They just don't want to stir the pot or say
something offensive, but they still feel that way inside, which
(07:23):
is phony. Um. And being in this industry of entertainment
and seeing that people are like casting certain people because
they look diverse, but they don't really care about diversity.
They just don't want to be called racist. That's right,
It's so superficient. I'm tired of it because I'm a
black person that obviously doesn't look traditionally black, but like
(07:45):
I've been overlooked for so many things because they want
someone who's obviously looking black so that they don't look racist. Like, imagine,
I remember one SNL was casting when they were having
they got called out for not having any black women
in the cast. And then imagine if they had hired me, right,
they'd have been like, who of all the black women,
you had to pick this one? That shouldn't matter. I'm
(08:08):
talented and I'm right for the job. But they obviously
had to go with a more brown so they don't
get called out again. So and that's just a thing
that I have to deal with regularly. But I know
that other people have to deal with it as well.
It's like, if you're not representing what this particular agenda is,
then you're not good for it, which is not true
at all. Yeah, it's like it's almost like a thought
stopping thing. Yeah, political correctness, where you're just like, okay,
(08:32):
and this is the right thing to say and this
fits into that the right thing to say. I believe it.
I don't believe it. I'm just want to tweet it though, right,
what is you another overrated? Oh yeah? What was that eggplant? Eggplant? Man?
(08:52):
I've given it so many shots, really, and I try
I keep going back. I keep trying it, Like maybe
I keep doing because I'm like I ken I do
because I'm like people, right, I see chefs. I watched
Top Chef, I watched all these shows about cooking and
all one of my favorite ingredients to work with his eggplant.
I have yet to meet an eggplant that has blown
(09:12):
my mind. Wow, I don't like the taster. How do
you normally cook it? I don't cook it. I usually
because I don't know how to cook it. I think
I've maybe had an eggplant parmesan that was decent, but
it's too mushy for me, and I don't It doesn't
have an overwhelmingly great flavor. It's just there. It's just
vegetarian chicken parm right, And I'm a vegetarian, oh ship,
(09:33):
And I'm actually I'm like transitioning into vegan now, so
so like it's a but yeah, I'm just not impressed. Dude,
have you had like an aubergine dip or like Bob do?
I do? Like I do, like, but you know you
need something else with the barbaani. Okay, another thing in
Japan what we do is we like roasted with me
(09:56):
so and then a slow roasted like that, and so
you get a really good texture and flavor from that.
So your team eggplant. I'm team everything, really okay, I
just don't like carrots. You shouldn't like carrots. They're not
natural and they're not good for you. Like, that's why
your eyesight is bad. We have to wear glasses when
we play video game carrots that no, they're not. They're
(10:17):
man made. You eat, don't. We can talk about that
what I eat when we get to the myth thing. Oh,
that's what I want to talk about it. But the
carrots are talking about because orange is not their natural color, right,
I don't. I don't know about that, but I just
saw a thing on I forget what I was watching. Oh,
I forget what I was watching. But they were talking
about how the myth about carrots giving us good eyesight
(10:38):
is from World War either one or two. The pilots
were able to shoot the missiles and get their targets
because of all the carrots they ate, and then carrots
it was because the Nazis code and they and they
skyrocketed as sales of carrots. So they just started manufacturing
carrots and economy. Yeah, we had to have an expence,
(10:59):
have nothing to actually glazed roasted harrot Moza. Have you
been a Moza. Yes, they they have these balsamic glazed carrots. Yeah. Yeah,
but the story I love that story about the carrots.
So we had cracked the Nazis code and we were
just like sniping them out of the sky because we
like knew where they were because we had cracked the code.
But yeah, but in order to like to give them
(11:22):
an excuse for why we were able to see them
at night, we said that we were eating a lot
of carrots and like put that in our thing that
we knew they were intercepting. And the Nazis were so
fucking stupid that they were like, oh man, we gotta
started eating carrotts, ramp up the carrot thing. Yeah, it's
Nazi propaganda, so stay away from carrots. And what is
a myth, oh um, A myth I wanted to debunk
(11:45):
is it's tied in with the whole food thing that
we're talking about. Is the myth that we need to
eat three meals a day. That's not accurate at all.
We don't eat at least five, no, not even you
can't do that well. And they say what I think,
they say eight little meals throughout that like little snack.
I don't right, who does, But you don't have to do.
(12:06):
I mean, we really don't have to eat that much
at all. I sometimes on Sundays will just eat one meal.
I do intermittent fasting all the time, which is I'll
eat one meal and then I won't and like in
the middle of the day, and then I won't eat
again until that same time the next day. And I'll
do that for weeks on end, and I feel great
and and I again, I don't do the whole protein
thing and how we need a bunch of protein from meat,
(12:27):
Like you don't need that stuff. So like, and I've
I've been vegetarian no meat, no meat like pork and
beef related since I was thirteen. I gave up chicken
in two thousand seven. And now I'm transitioning into what
happened in two seven someone touched me. I got molested
by a chicken, and Colonel yeah, no, I fasted and
(12:49):
then I felt so good after I did the fast
in two thousand seven that I was like, I don't
want to go back to failing like that, so I
just gave it up. So what is your favorite food?
Oh man, what do you find yourself? Pizza? But now
I'm the hell are you going to do vegan? I
am like it's one of those things where I feel
like if I'm trying to do like an alkaline raw
(13:09):
food vegan because I was having some health issues last
year and like I just kept getting sick, and I
was like, why am I and I'm healthy. I told
you I don't like I exercise, I did yoga, I
don't eat like terrible foods All the time. I was like,
I'm supposed to be like one of the healthier people,
and I was like, I kept getting sick, and so
I just did research and it was I just want
to create an alkaline yep. So that's what I'm doing
(13:31):
as of right now, and I plan to do it
most of the time. I will have if I go
like three months and I'm like, you know what, I
want a piece of pizza, I'm gonna have a pizza,
or I'm gonna have ice cream. I'm not going to
cut anything out entirely, but I do want to live
my life mostly where I do like the raw food
vegetarian like or vegan fruits, vegetables most mostly what's your
favorite vegetable? And I can't do this one anymore? And
(13:54):
it made me very mad. I love broccoli, but broccoli
is a hyprid. It's man made as well. Broccoli is
everything everything, No, not everything the Native Americans made, like
basically everything. But yeah, I mean not with chemicals or anything, right,
but like everything has evolved, everything is genetically modified. So yeah, no,
(14:14):
like cauliflowers not vegetables aren't good. No, they're all hybrids,
so you know they're not good for you. Like there's
a list of alkaline foods and those are not on
their carrots are not on there, but like they're kale.
You can do even spinaches like touch and go, like
you can have a little bit but not too much.
All the lettuces are fine, except for Iceberg, the trash one,
(14:37):
you know, Iceberg wedge. But it has more to do
with the blue cheese and the bacon than the actual
just like thickest bacon. Alright, let's talk about Mackenzie Bezos
uh and Jeff Bezos. They announced that they were super
amicably splitting after twenty five years of marriage. This seems
(14:58):
like something to aspire too if you're going to get
a divorce, Like the way they're doing it, they just
seem very positive. Well, it seems like for the last
year or something they were separated, they were like a
trial separation and they were working on it and then
you know, but then they got four kids, but I
think they're mostly grown, so you know, yeah, well, I
mean luckily for them, or maybe from Mackenzie Washington the
(15:21):
lodge in Washington State. And the lack of a prenup
means she she'll be getting half of his billion dollar fortunes.
She will they be like the third and fourth richest
people in the world. Now, well, now he's going to
be a little Bill Gates and then she becomes a
wealthiest woman on Earth rights And how long have they
(15:43):
been together? And I think they said was in their
joint statement about their super amicable separation, is that they
were like, if we had known at the outset that
we were going to have these twenty five years, we
do it all over again. I think that's a good
way to think of it, you know, like, you know,
it was what it was, and it's over. Yeah, when
(16:03):
it's over, that's what happened. Everything. When you get to
the details of like what he's up to now, you
get into like the billionaire headspace that's like, oh, you're
on some next level ship because he's already dating his
best friend's wife. What ex wife, No wife, current white,
current white. So they're separated as well, they're separation right now.
(16:26):
They planned the separation. They're just gonna swap. This is
like wife swap. I don't know, man, it's interesting. So
it is somebody who Miles grew up having a crush on.
Laura Sanchez Fox eleven News TV anchor local TV. Oh yeah,
oh you don't know the vibe of our show. Wait
(16:47):
till we do our Brett bay Or sketch because he's
so bayh. No. Yes, Laurence Sanchez I used to man,
I love her, yes, but she was what she was
married to Tony Gonzalez, I think before Patrick White Gonzalez
then Patrick I tell who is like the co head
of wm E, right, and then now she's climbing on
up to that Jeff Bezos. Uh yeah, but it sounds
(17:11):
like Lauren Sanchez. She sounds like just based upon her
dating history and like she's been married twice? Is that what?
So she's probably aged appropriate, right, yeah, she's well, yeah,
it's I think, you know, it's a good look for them.
I guess if they're splitting amicably because there's nothing to say.
The national enquired now take this with like nine million
grains of salt, was like, you know they were dating
(17:34):
even before the trial separation. Most people were like, no,
once they separated, that's when he started dating her. But
a lot of people are also like, does any of
their split have to do with because like about almost
two years ago, eighteen months ago, when like swoll Bezos
came out, everyone was like I missed swollen basics, Like
suddenly he just came out like Chappelle, how like Chappelle
(17:56):
and then made his head look even smaller. That's to
what like what Jeff Bezos in a lot of people like, oh,
I wonder if that's when the split began, and he
was like, he's trying to get his groove back. So
there's a couple of quotes from him that seemed like
they're veering in the this dude's a creep direction, but
actually I don't hate him for it. So he was like,
(18:18):
at a certain point, I was sort of a professional dater,
and I had to develop what he labeled women flow,
which is like the equivalent of deal flow when a
Wall Street person is like I won't have anything under
a ten million dollar equity investment. But then he said
the number one criterion was that I wanted a woman
(18:38):
who could get me out of a third world prison,
which is very specific. But like when you look at
Laura Sanchez, so first of all, his wife who is
separating from is actually very like smart Miles. We were saying.
Tony Morrison was her teacher at She was my greatest
student in literature or whatever taught her. That's amazing, how lucky.
(19:00):
And so Laura Sanchez, Uh, when she used to be
you know, man on the street reporter, local news reporter,
which is kind of a badass job. I have a
friend who did that and she was like kicking down
doors and getting like punched and ship like it's a
Lauren Sances was doing that. She was especially when she
did good dayly to become to become a local news reporter,
(19:20):
you gotta be in the in the ship for a
period of your career, it's right. But now she has
started a new career where she launched a business where
she is a helicopter pilot who shoots footage for films.
She shot footage for Dunkirk. She has a credit on Dunkirk. Yes,
she her company and she is a helicopter pilot, so
(19:42):
she learned how to be a helicopter pilot. Was like, man,
this is a lot of fun gilskils. So, I mean
he seems to be sticking with that because it seems
like she could stage a helicopter based prison break from
you know. He was like, tell me about your skills, mom,
a helicopter pilot. He's like, how are you with lock picking?
(20:02):
Lock picking, safe cracking? I speak ninety languages. Yeah, it
makes her disarm a bomb. Yeah. She's like, I know
how to do more code with my eyes. Yeah. There's
also some ship in the National Enquirer that was like
leaked text messages that are just creepy. But I don't
know if they're real. But if they are real, I
love you Alive girl was a text he sent her.
(20:24):
What does that mean? I love you comma alive girl.
Now it's better than I love you alive girl. But
a live girl being a nickname is very weird. It
just sounds like an algorithm trying to fuck I love
you Alive girl. And then the other one said, I
will show you with my body and my lips and
my eyes very soon. I want to hold you tight.
(20:46):
I want to kiss your lips. I love you, I
am in love with you. I want fuck, I want
I know that's the future. The way I'm going. I
think Matt Drudge wants us all to know that that's
the future. At least the Drudge Report is always he's
(21:07):
showing his ass a little bit because he has a
very clear robot sex bias, bias towards them. He just
reports on any robot sex story. He's like, they're coming. Yeah,
I mean, look, third World prison. That's kind of a
good I thought it was. When I started reading that excerpt,
I was like, where was this? Sounds like a problematic
(21:29):
pickup artist type ship. And then he's like a woman
who can get me hed of the third World prison? Yeah,
he was like about to drop some Neil Strauss. Yeah, exactly.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back, and we're back. And because we have to
(21:56):
check in with him on all news stories, a reporter
asked Trump he thought of the Bezost divorce, and he commented,
it's going to be a beauty. It's gonna be a beauty. Wow.
He's just he's just so jealous. Man, he wishes he
could split fucking three dollars with somebody. Union. So let's
talk about his shutdown that he is going to own.
(22:19):
He doesn't care, He's going to own it, he said,
as we said last month, and now it's like they're right,
I mean, yeah, so what's the latest. Well, it's the
late Well, Wednesday was a pretty epic day. So he
sat down with some nervous centrist Republicans and just Republican
senators who are like, hey, this is uh, this is
(22:40):
not a great look for us right now, and like
they were telling him, they're like, we're not really sure
this is the best plan. And then apparently that meeting
just sort of ended, and like Lisa Murkowski came out.
They're like, oh, well, so what what came to the meeting?
Like did he did you guys find a solution? She's like,
I wish he gave more detail on how we'll do that,
and just smiled and like let the elevator doors close
and the vaporized, and then you know, Marco Ruby I
(23:03):
was like, we just have to stick together on this,
which is like, okay, whatever. So clearly, I think even
despite all their nervousness and being like this is really
going to even hit my state pretty hard, Like what's
the deal? Trump was just like, we need well full throttle.
So I'm sorry. Uh. And then he met with Democrats
and that did not go well at all, apparently, like
(23:24):
he just it seems like from some of the reporting,
a lot of the White House officials believed that they
could just drag the shutdown on long enough and the
Democrats would cave like they normally have. But since uh,
stella Nancy got her groove gavel back, she is like
not fun, funk out of here, Like I told you,
I've been saying from since the mid terms, there will
(23:46):
be no wall money ann. And apparently when that happened,
Trump slammed his fucking hands on the tiny little baby
hands on the desk and stormed out, uh and was
just like, well this is going nowhere. And so he
just threw a tantrum and was like I'm just going
to shut the government down because I can right and
just keep it shut down. But yeah, a lot of
people speculate to like, you know, he came out after
(24:06):
him like everything you hear that's fake, Like I don't
have Tantrum's right, I don't slime tables like I'm the
most literally, sir, your arms are folded and you're stomping
your feet. Are you sweating from the front of your pants?
But yeah, he just and then like Mike Pence came
was like, no, he was really nice in there. I
don't know, and he gave us candy. Yeah, that was
(24:28):
one of the Republicans. But Dick Durbin, the senator from Illinois,
the Democrat, he was like, well, it's true. He came
in and dropped some candy bars in front of Chuck
hum and said, I think you guys will enjoy these.
And he's like, but I don't think that substantively indicates anything,
just because he came in and brought candy, Like, right,
that's okay, So what like the fact of the matter remains,
(24:48):
like we're trying to get to a deal and maybe, yeah,
that didn't work. Goddamn it runs out days next time.
It should have been a hundred grand, it had been
many grands. It added up to a five billion, But like, yeah,
I think and other people saying, like, you know, he
(25:09):
just did this to try and frame the Democrats as
being unreasonable. I think just much in that same way
when he self owned in the Oval office and Mike
Pence tried to actually project himself like movie out of
the room, like that was like a play to try
and frame this differently, and I think it just didn't work.
So and the shutdown is starting to hurt people. I
(25:30):
mean it's been hurting people, but I mean, this will
be the first Friday where no one gets checked. Right
of Americans work paycheck to paychecks. Who are who are
these people that are going to work for free? Because
I can't, Like what would I would just leave and
then go get a different job that you know it
wasn't controlled by the government, But I don't. I mean,
(25:52):
I know some people they need obviously they need their jobs,
but like I would not go to work if you
ain't paying me fundamental as a fundamental point, I can't
keep doing this. Well, you know that's why the Coastguard
they had to uh distribute a tip sheet on like
basically telling a lot of these furloughed people who working
(26:12):
for the Coastguard who are like non essential and like
aren't even getting like literally like don't even come in
because we can't even pay you. But then they're the
essential people who are like, you gotta come in and
hopefully we'll pay you. But for those other ones, they
put a tip sheet out with just all kinds of
really like it's just the most unsympathetic, like it just
lacks any kind of understanding for what people are going through.
(26:34):
Because there was one that's like step four and they're like,
really great. Tip sheet just says supplement your income other
than cutting back on This is directly from the Coastguard.
This was distributed by the Coast Guard. Other than cutting
back on your expenses, the only are the way to
compensate for the loss of income is to add new income.
Be creative. Finding supplemental income during your furlough periodst literally
(26:55):
might be challenging, but here are a few ideas for
adding income. Have a garage sale, clean out your at
a basement, sell unwanted larger ticket items through the newspaper online,
offer to watch children, walk, pets, or house it. Turn
your hobby into income what the h and then have
(27:15):
untapped teaching skills and expertise tutor students, give music or
sports lessons. Become a mystery shopper. Retailers are desperate to
check how their in store customer services and will employ
YouTube shop and rate their service to be fair. Those
all are valid options, they are, but yeah, it's like
it's one of those things too, where like offering people
(27:37):
these empty tips when you know you have people who
are like already like I'm pawning items off to pay
for my medic eggs from my ovaries. Right, that's where
like you'd again, I mean, not like I say, you'd
hope that the White House understands what that means. But
they're willing to just put it's just eight thod people's
lives on the line. It's so condescending. I mean, the
(27:57):
thing that the conservatives are supposed to be so agree
about is like the idea of a nanny state that
takes care of you. But then when ship comes down,
they are like, Okay, here's how money works. You can
become a mystery shopper, become a piano sergeant how to
play the piano, like surgeons make over six like six
(28:18):
figure incomes, like hold on, it just assumes like that
this is some ship that companies do all the time
to where they just assume that your time is not
being valuably spent. That like during the sixteen hours that
you're not working for them, You're not doing anything that
you need to do. It's just like your time, Well
you could just be working more like you could work
(28:39):
just like yeah, yeah exactly. It's like no, like I'm
surprised one of them, like the last one was like
your kids got jobs, yet no thought to childcare, none
of that. Ship. I don't even I honestly don't think
Trump even thought about or even knew like the the ramifications. Like,
(29:01):
I don't think when he shut the government down he
was like, oh, these people are going to be out
of work. I don't even yeah, I think he didn't
even like that, didn't even like, oh, people get paid
by the government. I don't even think that dawned on him.
But even if it did, what do you have cared?
I don't think that people at the in the White
House in his administration, we're like, yeah, we didn't really
realize that. They gave a quote that is like we
are now working to understand the scope of the impact
(29:23):
of the shutdown, right or the breath of the impact
of There you are, that's leader of the free world,
and you don't know that people work for the government.
I mean Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi's quote that you know,
he thinks that everybody can just ask their daddy for
more money, right, kind of a sick burn. Yeah, that's great,
(29:46):
but it's just, uh, I mean, it's another indictment on
this capitalist system we have here. We're like, we're like, yeah, hi, okay,
you don't have a job. And also the way this
thing set up, more than three quarters of you are
like relying living paycheck to paycheck with no safety that
and even if there was, Look, the government shut down
because we want to build a racist ask wall. So
(30:06):
and the top story on Drudge from US the day
yesterday was, uh, you know, basically economists or warning that
a catastrophe is in the making if the government closure
continues for weeks because the FDA is like we are
have diminished capacity to even check on like food standards now,
(30:26):
like especially with vegetables, soft cheeses personally. Yeah, seriously, because
I mean what happens when you know, some kind of
massive funk up occurs already talking about t s A
workers who are like calling in sick because they're like, sorry,
no money, then I'm not coming in. Yeah, this is
really not good for my relationship with Robert Evans, because
he's like a doomsday prepper and he's like, I told
(30:49):
you you can't trust food. That's why he caned lettuce.
That's why somebody did ask Trump, you know, you're a
real estate guy, how do you think as a landlord,
how do you think you would deal with people being
laid on their rent? And he was like, oh, you know,
(31:10):
landlords are very flexible. This coming from a guy who
has like evicted people the day after Christmas. Yeah, what
do you say, Like they're He's like, they'll know, they're
good for it. Yeah, they're they'll be good for you know. Yeah,
I mean look great, they're great logic to use amid that.
And then I mean, as of now, we haven't seen
his cool visit to the border yet, but there's some
(31:32):
wall news that came out on NBC where they're like, uh,
the like Department of Homeland Security or I think or ICE,
they were sitting on a report that like last year,
they asked marines to see if they could get through
these wall prototypes, which just regular as tools imps. This
is this is these are steel slats. They can't get through,
Drugs can't get through, nothing, you get through Brown people
(31:53):
can't get through well, the Marines just use a handsaw
and cut the ship. And they're like, we just saw
it open and they saw like that one you get
a home depot like a quick saw. Really yeah, and
they were and then like DHS was sitting on that
report because they're like yo, yo, Like you want people
to know that this isn't even a fucking functional wall
(32:13):
in that sense as a barrier. I mean, there's there's
some pretty crazy quotes from like, uh, one MPR reporter
talked to a head of the border patrol in the
Rio Grand Valley and he said that a literal wall
is like needed maybe in a couple of places. And
this is like somebody who was like very strong on
border stuff. He was like, you have the need for
(32:33):
a physical barrier. You have the need for technology with
the infrared, uh you know, the ground sensors and cameras,
and you have the personnel aspect as well. And she
was like, yeah, but the President talks about this sort
of wall from sea to Shining Sea. He was like yeah,
I know. Honestly, I don't think that's gonna work. I mean,
if you look at Big Bend, you'll have areas that
(32:53):
are a thirty foot cliff down to the Rio Grand
and to put another thirty foot section on top of
that seems kind of redundant. Yeah yeah, well, huh, we'll see.
I mean, not to mention all the imminent domain ship
that would have to like will go down and trying
to be like, well we need this, you know, property
to create this no go zone. Right, Okay, So the
people who work on the border don't want a border
(33:16):
wall like he's talking about the American people don't want
the border wall, but and culture and Russia Limbaugh, Yeah,
well that's fair. But yeah, we'll see. I mean eventually
maybe Fox News will end the shutdown. That's right. You know,
if anybody has the power, Trump won. Den's nothing. All right,
(33:36):
let's talk about ship that doesn't really matter to actual Americans.
But Steve King has gifted the GOP with a moment
for them to kind of do the right thing. Just
be like, okay, here is a very clear cut way
that you can disagree with me. I mean, how are
they doing with that? Well, you know, the Iowa Nazi
taints gabs Steve King. Uh he just he's added again
(34:00):
in uh in the in the white vans, because he
in The New York Times basically had to quote that
said white nationalist, white supremacist Western civilization. How did that
language become offensive? Why did I sit in class teaching
me sitting classes teaching me about the merits of our
history and our civilization. Okay, so this is really easy, guys. Here,
(34:20):
you go censure this man, do something. Don't just push
back around mid terms and be like, oh, well I
don't agree, And then you can come out unequivocally and
be like, white nationalism, white supremacy has no fucking place
in the lexicon of this party or the government or
this country at all. But again, they'll just, I think,
sit back and you know, probably just pretend like nothing happened.
(34:42):
But it's a it's another like moment where like Steve
King is just outwardly out here like, yeah, I'm a
white spremacist problem, Yeah, exactly. Didn't that become a bad word?
Why what happened? Then? Part the only part of the
latest point, at the latest possible moment. I think they'll like,
I'll tell you the late this moment where it became
offensive and then centuries before that, yes, right, but again, look,
(35:06):
well what you know, but our president not disavowing any
of it. It does not help anything. It like makes us,
It makes these people think that what they're doing is okay.
We had an opportunity to say we're not okay with us,
and he still was just like they're very fine people. Yeah,
on both sides. And I think that's the type of
political correctness that I do think we need to be
on board with. Is the stuff that discourages people from,
(35:28):
you know, being openly racist. Well and yes, absolutely, yes absolutely.
But you know what's interesting is that I have conversations
on Instagram regularly because as a black person, I talk
about like how I'm proud of being black, like regularly
I embraced being black, and then like some white person
will slide into my d ms without fail whenever I
(35:50):
post a video about this, and they'll say, how come
you can say that you have black pride but I
can't say I have a white pride? And I'm like,
do we really have to have this conversation? And I'm like,
do you not know the history of that phrase, like
white pride? Like it's a lot of heinous things have
been done to black and brown people under the gun,
under the name on the umbrella of white pride. So like,
if you're a white person and you want to say
(36:11):
that word or that phrase, I'm sorry you can't, even
if it's no malice and it's just you just are
proud of being a white person, Like, you can't say
it because it's been ruined by some really awful white
people that use it to kill people and just ignores
the fact that as people of color were taught that
or you're inundated with the idea that we are less than.
So that's a way to overcome that by our saying like, no,
(36:31):
I can be proud of being African American, I can
be proud of who I am because that is counter
to what I've been taught. So yeah, I remember, like
as a kid, someone was like, well, if there's b
et history every channel, right, White History month? Yeah, stop it,
(36:52):
where's our parade? Right all the time? Yes, And everyone
explained it to me without any historical context or any
cultural Yeah, just on the just on the face of
what you're saying exactly, don't use history or sociological care
about that stuff. Facts facts, Uh, well, America, we're looking
into the future or experts looking into the future. In
(37:16):
London have predicted that the United States will be the
third largest economy in the world come and with China.
So people have been talking about how China is going
to surpass the US for a while, like thirty years. Yeah.
I remember as a kid, like in kindergarten, my parents
like usually learn Chinese. Right now, yeah, right now his
(37:39):
neck and neck for g d P, the US is
a little bit ahead of China. By twenty thirty, they're
projecting China's GDP will be sixty four trillion in the
United States will be thirty one trillion. So it's like
not even gonna be close. What No, that's so the
next eleven years are about to be lit well. So
(38:00):
the prediction is actually based on something that makes a
lot of sense that basically, as technology spreads and economic
equality becomes greater u where like just around the world,
like with the spread of technology and well, so the
idea being that countries that have bigger populations, which China
(38:23):
and India, is going to be in second place. And
the idea is that because there will be fewer and
fewer people in just complete abject poverty in those countries
that just by the very fact of them having billions
and billions of people. They will kind of catch up
and overtake the United States, so it won't be like
on a per capita basis, but just in terms of
(38:45):
being a global power, China will double the United States
and India will they're predicting be at forty six trillion,
while the United States will be at thirty one. So yeah,
I'm hoping that's the case because the those countries have
way more people and they need more money. Yeah yeah,
I mean, yeah, we could use some economic quality. Yeah yeah,
(39:08):
I mean I already have our own cast system, but
be cool. That might be cool. That might be something
to look forward to. Yeah, but anyways, that that'll be
interesting to see how how that shifts things there. They
still have that too child per household, so they got
rid of that of that, but it's they're still feeling
the effects because there's a huge difference both in terms
(39:33):
of like generationally, they have this huge generation that's about
to retire and they're the working age generation is actually
going to be way smaller because they were part of
the two or one child policy and that's actually bad
for their economy and it's called the dependency ratio. And
then there's also the fact that most Chinese families were
(39:56):
looking for boys, and so there's a huge imbalance between uh,
the number of men and women and Chinese right, yeah, well,
like there's a lot of that. I think there's an
entire culture of Chinese men who are just like, yeah, no,
I'm never gonna like find somebody like where. We gave
up on that like a long time ago, and we're
just like not even dating. We're just a gamble. I
(40:18):
should move there because I'm already I'm I'm right there.
You can just join that. Yeah, a is no different.
It's the same thing. I quit. I'm gonna be single forever.
I'm gonna do improv. Alright, we're gonna take another quick break.
We'll be right back. And we're back. And there's a
(40:49):
story out of Facebook what it's like to work there
and apparently that sort of souffle of high ambition and
like positivity, like bullshit Silicon Valley positivity. Like you, guys,
we're out here changing the world by bringing people closer together.
(41:09):
You sound like a weird Nick Cage character. Oh he
we're changing the world. The social network would have been
so much better, smart Zucker, but also you know, along
with the pr scrutiny, just everybody's like walking around with
like a forced smile on their face, just being like, WHOA,
this is great, man, I love it. I love all
(41:30):
you guys. And meanwhile everyone's just like really not thrilled
with working there. It went from the number one happiest
place to work in America to number seven in the
past year, which is still pretty happy, but but people
are to last. But there, it really seems like the
on an individual basis, the way people feel is reflected
(41:54):
in how they operate as a company on the whole,
Like there was this dude ahead of Paul to see
Joel Kaplan caused an internal uproar when he went to
the hearing of Judge Brett Kavanaugh in support of Brett Kavanaugh.
That's not great, and so they got real mad about that.
(42:14):
And uh, they had a sexual harassment like, you know,
meeting with like all the employees, and this girl got
up and was like, I was reticent to speak because
the pressure for us to act as though everything is
fine and that we love working here is so great
that it hurts. There shouldn't be this pressure to pretend
to love something when I don't feel this way. Uh
(42:36):
and and the place went nuts. Everyone was like, fuck, yes,
finally somebody's saying it was that in response to Homeboy
going to the being at Yeah, exactly, and just like
I think generally the culture, and she was specifically addressing
Cheryl Sandberg, who is Miss Queen Lean in herself, was
just like, come on, guys, you can just suck it up.
(42:57):
Just something should be called suck it up, just like
what did George get to you guys to write I
see what's going on in here? Paying your phone bill?
So do we know now what the happiest place to
work is. It's actually this podcast? Yeah yeah, uh no,
I have no idea actually, but that would be a
good thing. Let's I feel like it's DreamWorks. Let's see,
(43:20):
according to I've been to that campus and it's they
have Yeah, they have their cafeteria alone is reason. Well,
I'm sure there's like a happiness arms race with Pixar.
Pixars places like well, I'll be it very problematic for right, right,
but they have all those like little tree houses. Everybody
(43:40):
has their own individual little treehouse that they work in side,
you know, and Dreamer very they have like a speakeasy
that's on one of the floors where you it's a book.
You open up a book and turn a handle in
a book case. You get to go and drink and
it's awesome. Yeah, it's it's cool. It's cool as ship.
Well let's see, I mean according to CNBC last year
(44:01):
they listed Keller Williams Realty that's what I was going
to guess, and Nike at number two total quality. Yeah,
that's people people who work at People who work at
Nike are pretty happy, are very happy. Like even like
hipster people who you're like, you expect them to be like, yeah,
it's whatever, man, They're just like, no, it's a great
place to work. It's the best. Like yeah, Adobe Systems
(44:26):
at number four, am jen Yeah, because they're like the
number four most annoying company in the world for me
as a consumer. Man. You want to r right pay here. No,
let's talk about the oscars, you guys, everybody looking for
what happened. We haven't even announced the nominees they did
(44:49):
the Golden Globes. Wait, oh, so they stopped that ship
where I remember they were trying to announce their nominees
before the Golden Globes because there was like the whole
thing where people are like, you guys are just going
off what the Golden Globes are doing. No, just do
it three months in advance and like a month before
the Golden Globes are their childish now because Kevin Hart
has announced he's over it. That's specifically what he said,
(45:13):
because he faced more backlash for his like homophobic comments
and refusal to apologize and then apology. He would apologize
while refusing to apologize, so he was like, I'm over it,
and the Oscars were like, well, we're out of ideas,
so we're just gonna go with no host. That might
(45:33):
actually be best. Well, so I didn't think it necessarily
seemed like the worst idea in the world. However, this
is the thirty year anniversary of what everyone agrees are
the worst Oscars ever, and that was the last time
they went without a host, and it was bizarre. They
(45:54):
like started it with this musical number where snow White
for some reason is there and like talking in this
like really cartoony, high pitched voice and then sings a
duet where she's like on a blind date and flirting
with Rob Lowe, who just a year earlier had been
like in a sex sex scandal because he was on
videotape having sex with a sixteen year old on tape. Yeah,
(46:18):
he was like the first sex tape. Yeah. But anyways,
it was like it was a nightmare. Like first of all,
they didn't even get Disney's permission to use snow white.
Someone like you had some bootleg animator just be like, hey,
no snow white. They just got the woman who dressed
a snow white off Hollywood blow. Oh okay, okay, I
was seeing something really high concept. He was dancing with right,
(46:42):
but but everything like they were like snow White followed
the stars to the stage and the stars were just
people and cut out stars. It like looked like a
high school production of some ship. It was just the
whackiest thing. But there's a way to do it better
than that. Well, but so Disney. Disney are rumored to
be turning to the Avengers, like they're going to have
(47:04):
the Avengers host it partially and fantos just gonna snap
in all the holes. Oscar. Sorry, man, this is why
I have a bad feeling about this. We'll see. Wait,
so they mean like that like people are gonna pull
up dressed as the Avengers. I don't know, I guess
so like it seems like the way they're going right
(47:26):
does the Award for Best Editing four And they were
like real dismissive of the idea of having a single
host that were like, instead of having some comedian go
up there and like drop a bunch of Trump singers
for the first twenty minutes, we're gonna have a bunch
of different A listers And it's just like, yeah, I
(47:49):
don't know, man, So you're just like not cool with
people making fun of Trump. Just because you put it
in an old timey shitty way, it doesn't mean that
it's like it's a worse idea than whatever the funk
you guys are going to come up with. Yeah, and
it's it's bad when you know, like we already cringe
at the thought of it being hostless, and just like
I feel now now it's like one of those things
(48:10):
that like nobody's gonna want to write for the Oscars, yeah,
because because now that's going to fall on them. Yeah,
am I supposed to make who wrote this? Right? And
they're like oh, then they're like, well, we'll just get
rid of the writers, right, Like so no writers, no
host uh Interactive Awards based on tweets. Yea, I honestly
wouldn't mind it. Just tell me who one. Yeah, I
(48:32):
don't need all the fluff. But somebody was saying that
to this point, ratings have been strongly driven by whoever
the host is. Like, you know, the first year that
Jimmy Kimmel came, it was really made a great job.
I did too. I thought he killed it. But then
like the next year it went down a little bit,
and so they think that it is really based on host.
(48:53):
Ellen was I think the best at it, and I
think she recognizes that she was like the best and
kind to the obvious choice, and she's that's why she
was trying so hard to get Kevin Hart to take
the job. Again. She's like, come on, man, just you
should do it. We all want you to do it.
So I didn't know she was trying to do that. Yeah,
she had him on her show. It was like, well,
it's all good. Forget about the Tiffany Hattish's next, right, Well,
(49:17):
Lena Waite quote says, I want a really gay ass
black person, So I think that's what I think. That's
a good response. Yeah, but again, who's into Lena. Wait
what about that guy from the Hid Your Kids, Hid
Your Wife? And oh yeah, everybody. They're going to be
like literally viral video people to Daniel. Yeah, Dan, Daniel,
(49:42):
the cashing outside girl, Damn Daniel. If they Wow, could
you imagine that? I could see the old people at
ABC been like whoa who can get the ratings? Like
who's big on the internet? RB. Yeah, they already have that.
Joe and the Scammer. Hey, Joe and the Scammer would
be great. I would tune and joined the scammeras they
should just have Zeke guests, you know. Yeah, well look,
(50:05):
I mean if only people knew who the funk we were,
that would be I can guarantee viewers and we do
host red ads. All right, let's talk about Taco Bell. Finally, Yes,
and finally and Taco Bell. Look, they had a whole
thing that like, we don't we don't do resolutions, we
(50:26):
do commitments. So these are twenty nine commitments and they're
actually pretty decent. Slash the least you can possibly do
as a gigantic corporation in that quick service restaurant industry. Uh,
but for starters, they're going to remove synthetic preservatives from
all menu items. So they say there's a total reduction
in sodium and like using things more like actually vine
(50:47):
ripe and tomatoes and like hass avocados. Uh. That all
the beef that's being used now, it's it's all air quotes.
It's like tomatoes and quote unquote avocado bread, like the avocados.
Only avocados I've ever seen. Yeah, what brand are you using?
I'm sure there's other ones, right, some off brand avocados. Uh.
(51:10):
And then they saying all the beef will be like
produced sustainably. Okay, at least you can do more like
better recycling. They're going to cut down like gigantic ass
cups so people don't, you know, just kill themselves with
sugar right away, creating more jobs, and also like dumping
more money into their Taco Bell Foundation, which I think
like grants people scholarships and stuff at the stores, which
(51:30):
is fine, that's embarrassing. Would you want to on the
Taco belt? Yeah? Would, but that's me. That's a very specific.
I would. Actually I'm like, you know who the funk?
I am a Taco Bell scholar? Yeah, now give me
my free chelupa And they're like it doesn't work, Like
I wouldn't even believe you if you told me. Yeah,
(51:54):
the Taco Bell Scholarship. But the other the biggest thing, though,
is that they are now beginning to test their like
bowl on dedicated vegetarian menus. There you go, Candice, you know,
I'm sure that's exciting, aran, Yeah, which is like a
go to which for a long time, like a lot
of vegetarians could get their you know, their snack on
at the Taco Bell. But they're saying they're gonna have
(52:16):
new items where they say as the only American Vegetarian
Association certified quick service restaurant, Taco Bell has more than
eight million vegetarian combinations, and there are plenty of gratifying
meatless options from which to choose as well, enough to
customize a new meal every day for nearly twenty thousand years.
That's way to use math, just to be like, well there,
I mean technically million combinations, eight million combinations of yeah, right,
(52:43):
with cheese, beans without without cheese, with cheese, but without onions,
with cheese and onions. Let's keep this going, just cheese
and onions. Yeah, oh tortilla, Yeah, write that down. How
many combinations we have I mean at least three right now,
with rapper or without. But I don't even trust the beans.
(53:03):
I feel like the beans are cooked in pork fat,
like I guarantee the beans whatever they're frying. Yeah, I
don't know what. I don't trust what they cook in
the beans. And I think they're gonna start having like
stuff with impossible foods too. I think I know there
are a lot of places that are trying to move
in there, said, oh, Del Taco, I think it is
going to have start serving beyond meat that seems like
(53:24):
an ingredient that is way too expensive for a Del Taco.
Why not in the box doesn't use real meat in
their tacos? You know that it's like a tofu something
and beef. Oh for real? Those deep fried tacos, So
do you are you're able to eat those? I don't know.
I've never I don't want to. I've never had them.
(53:45):
You know? Whoever told me that? I think it's like.
I was like, I don't know if I trust this
or not. So I was like, I'm just going to
stay away. That makes so much sense because it's just
like brown mathth potato goo. Yeah, And I was like,
deep fried lettuce. All right, they fry their lettus, the
lettuce it's in the shell with cheese or whatever. And
then they did fry that, right, but it's not like it,
you know, it just becomes why do you even need
(54:07):
to fry it? I think makes it good? Of course
it is, of course delicious. But in high school that
was the wave. You get high. You have five dollars,
you could get two tacoles for a dollar. You get
ten motherfucking tacos for five dollars. Watch me. People in
the rest of America don't know what they're missing. Man
with a jack in the box, the jacket the box taco.
(54:28):
Now don't know that. I might have been on some
like vegetarian wave because it wasn't even beef. I guess
they weren't even saying beef though. Yeah, they just called
it the taco. I wonder if there are people who
are like, well, I guess I'm a vegetarian only that,
but yeah, white white Castle also has impossible they do. Yeah,
(54:48):
and the white castles out here, I know, I know.
But when there are man whatever, I'm you're when crave case,
you know what I mean? With like whatever forty tacols
or I mean burgers and then I remember that's I
think that's why like Wu Tang was doing, they had
like they were collaborating with impossible Like yeah, when they
were first serving it. I remember like Ray Kuan and
(55:08):
ghost Face Killer at like a white Castle like in
New York somewhere. Who's running impossible Me, I don't know exactly,
like Wu Tang and fast food. Uh, well hip hop
like nas will do Illmatic and its entirety at the
New White Castle. Well, Candice, it's been a pleasure having
you on the Daily Zy Guys, where can people find you?
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On social media's you can find me at jokes by
Candice j O K E, S B y c A
and d I C E. And is there a tweet
you've been enjoying? Yeah? My Uh, he's one of my
favorite people in the world. Roy Wood Jr. I don't
know him, watch him on the Daily Show. Um, he's
a correspondent on there. I took a screenshot of it.
(55:52):
He's just so funny everywhere in life but also on
social media, and he took he posted a picture of
this like knockoff brand of earbuds or not well, the
one airbuds that are the ion AirPods. He posted a
picture of a knockoff brand of these and um called
sound Mates, and he says, put these in your ear,
(56:16):
then cover them up with a little do rag. Folks
won't know the difference. They only thirty dollars Big Mac
versus Big Mick, which is a coming to America references.
You don't know. So there was a McDowell's pop up. No,
I missed it on both occasions. I don't know. Maybe
(56:36):
I don't know, but I missed it. I was out
of town the first time, and I forget why I
couldn't go this time. But a word on the street,
as they are doing that in promotion, because I hear
they're doing another coming to their remaking coming, which is
a huge mistake. I don't know, but I don't I
don't even know if there's any truth to that. I
would like to see our Cio hall is old as semi. Oh,
that would be great. I would like to see where
they're at now. I mean, if they do. I think
(56:57):
they're talking about recasting, and that's what I so, I'm like, no,
if they bring back the old and like, do it,
but then that would be painful to see the original
cast totally funk up too, and I'd rather be like
getting mad at the young person. See this is why
I think they should come up with a new idea
for a new movie, a crazy idea. That movie is
(57:19):
fucking amazing. Uh, Miles, where can people find you? You
ain't never been no mom, Luke the King Mama. I
could quote whatever you like? Whatever did you like? That
was one of the favorites. Yes me at Miles of
great on Twitter and Instagram to tweets I like her
(57:41):
from Reductress. One was tell me if this makes any sense?
He says a woman about to read a completely normal email,
and another one says, cool, this man isn't defending r Kelly.
He's just asking some questions. But the guy in the
photo looks like this, like like do she kind of
wanted old dude? Is it? Yeah? What do we anyway?
(58:04):
So Reductress always on the ground, always on go. I've
got my I'm rocking my new Reductress mug. Just having
a moment with my cough. Oh ship. Wow. Somebody on
tweeted at me that they were like, you need to
get this, and they were right, because love of shortenings
that don't need short briefs. My favorite tweet at the
(58:28):
moment at Trent and Hassle's tweeted, if Beto O'Rourke doesn't
announce his candasy by pulling up a chair and sitting
backwards in it, and I won't know what to believe anymore.
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gonna write out on that. We will be back on Monday.
I guess a great weekend. Okay, alright, alright, bye. Just
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size side, because just the thought of fuel makes me
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Hello the Internet, and welcome to season sixty four, Episode
five of Them. There Daily's Eight Guys, the podcast where
we take a deep dive into America's share consciousness using
the headlines, box office reports, TV ratings, what's trending on Googles,
and so she me. It's Friday, January eleven. Happy one eleven, Everyone,
two thousand nineteen. My names Jack O'Brien, a K and
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the Golden Globe. Brian goes to Bohemian Jacksony courtesy of
Trike Gang. And I'm thrilled to be joined as I
always buy my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Yes, that's right,
it's your boy, Your Boy Kusama Experimental Japanese black artist
a K All my children, I still like all my children.
(00:41):
That's a combo a K. I couldn't sing today. I
don't have the pipes for today. Weather can get you
some water and honey, some warm water and honey. Is
that the key? I don't know. I thought I thought
I heard that somewhere, just water, water and cold water
and honey. There you go. Well, We're thrilled to be
joined in third Teeth by the hilarious comedian Candice Thompson.
(01:03):
Hi guys, thanks for having me, Thank you for of course,
sorry that ignored you downstairs. I was so confused, Well,
what was it about me that was ignorable? And it
wasn't that it was ignorable. We had like inspectors in
the building, and then I was like, cold, you confuse
me to stop wearing that. Well also too, because we
(01:27):
have all kinds of like new shows happening all the time,
a lot of people I don't know. Yeah, yeah, I
was stressed out by the inspector because I thought he
was just looking at everything. Okay, so you decided to
go with that double Guess what, Candice, We're going to
get to know you a little bit better. At first,
we're going to tell our listeners a couple of the
things we're talking about today. R I p to Mackenzie
(01:50):
Basis's dm S because yeah, we're gonna talk about that
little conscientious uncoupling or just conscious conscious conscious. Uh, we're
talking about Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow. No, but I
think that they invented it. But I think the bezos
(02:10):
Is are fully embracing it. I think it's like a
super amicable split or something. Right. They described, Well, she's
probably gonna get half his money, so yes, i'd be
would be so amicable. Uh, we're gonna talk about the
Trump shutdown and just where where we're at as of
this recording. Uh, Steve King back in the headlines, We're
(02:33):
gonna talk about him, and uh, he was wondering why
white supremacist is a bad word. All of a sudden,
that was that his questions. Yeah, I mean, yeah, Look,
we'll get into a probably later. I don't know. We're
gonna look at the economic forecast that has the US
as the third largest economy by so yeah we're number three.
(02:57):
Where there we go, But first we like to ask
our guest, what is something from your search history that
is revealing about who you are? Well, we are judging
this is silly, but I and I knew the answer
before I look this up. But I always have to
be right, and I was trying to prove somebody wrong.
So I had a television installed in my living room
(03:19):
just recently. I had to get a new TV, and uh,
the guy from who from best buy who came to
install it. I don't know. We somehow gotten the topic
of Donald Glover. We're talking about Atlanta, and then he
makes the comment of well, I didn't even know he
was Danny Glover's son, and I was like, what are
you talking about? What are you talking about? And he
(03:43):
was like, yeah, that's his father. And I said, I'm
pretty sure Danny Glover is not childish Dambino's father. And
then so I had to look it up to prove
him wrong, just to be like, look, this is it right? Yes?
Because oh he was yeah, no, No, that's nothing worse
than like someone being that wrong and committed to their wrongness. Yeah,
(04:05):
so I have to be like I had to shut
it down. Was he fact checkable? Was he like oh okay,
or was he like, oh, well that's what the internet says.
But no he he at that point accepted the exactly. Yes,
he's not a crazy person. I don't think. I think
just yes, correct. So they do respect, they do respect information. Okay. Uh.
What is something that you think is underrated? Underrated? Is
(04:29):
being single? Okay? Yeah, I embrace it because I have to.
Now most of my life I've been single, and I
do get moments where it's like I do I do
know that companionship is nice and it's comfortable and we
all want We're all human, right, we want contact and love.
(04:49):
But every time I like, like try to get into
a relationship, something happens and it doesn't work out. And
that's most of my relationships. They never work out. And
I'm just and I'm like, know what, I'm fine being
by myself and I don't think I'm ever going to
get married. I think I'm just you know, I looked
at good. I'm good. Spend that time, you know, doing
what makes you happy and just realize like, oh, yeah,
(05:10):
that you don't have to worry about another person. You
don't have to like, uh like change what you're doing
to make them happy. Like it's just there's a freedom
that's involved with it that I think a lot of
people are scared of. Now. I've heard in some of
the stand up you do, a lot of you attribute
some of that to your dad. Too good of a dad,
and so your bar is so fucking high. It's like,
who the I'm gonna date? Yeah, everyone disappoints me. Everyone
(05:33):
everyone disappoints me. And I've gotten to the point where
it's like now it's like I none of the guys
that I've dated ever have given me what I've deserved.
And the only person that has done. That is me,
you know, and and my parents, like my family, and
that's what they're supposed to do as parents, like I
feel like they're supposed to help me and support me
and provide and care about my emotional needs. But I'm
(05:54):
not here to say that someone else's responsibility and why
I put that on somebody. So I take the time
to focus on me and I complaining because you know,
sometimes I'll be you know, horn Yeah, but I'm even
getting past that. I think I'm just like post sexual
at this point. I'm actual. Yeah, I'm just I'm in
a whole headspace. I meditate every day and I'm just
like I'm present and just using that energy to be creative. Ye,
(06:18):
and your meditation controls the horny nous or like puts
it in its place. Well, yes, I use that energy,
that's that's sexual energy to like just get into a
headspace where I'm just enjoying being present in that moment
and using that time to really appreciate and be grateful.
And I come up with ideas and like jokes when
I'm meditating. So I feel like that's where my sexual
(06:39):
energy is beingting I'd be manifesting all types of stuff
way better at meditation than I am. Oh, I probably am.
I've been going in now for almost like two years now,
and I'm until like an hour and a half a
day I can do and you're hovering a couple inches
off your seat. What is something you think is overrated? Oh,
(07:01):
there's a few things. I don't know which one to
political correctness for sure, I feel like it's hella overrated, um,
especially right now, right now, I just it's a it's fraudulent.
I feel like people do things under the guise of
political correctness where they don't actually mean what they're saying.
They just don't want to stir the pot or say
something offensive, but they still feel that way inside, which
(07:23):
is phony. Um. And being in this industry of entertainment
and seeing that people are like casting certain people because
they look diverse, but they don't really care about diversity.
They just don't want to be called racist. That's right,
It's so superficient. I'm tired of it because I'm a
black person that obviously doesn't look traditionally black, but like
(07:45):
I've been overlooked for so many things because they want
someone who's obviously looking black so that they don't look racist. Like, imagine,
I remember one SNL was casting when they were having
they got called out for not having any black women
in the cast. And then imagine if they had hired me, right,
they'd have been like, who of all the black women,
you had to pick this one? That shouldn't matter. I'm
(08:08):
talented and I'm right for the job. But they obviously
had to go with a more brown so they don't
get called out again. So and that's just a thing
that I have to deal with regularly. But I know
that other people have to deal with it as well.
It's like, if you're not representing what this particular agenda is,
then you're not good for it, which is not true
at all. Yeah, it's like it's almost like a thought
stopping thing. Yeah, political correctness, where you're just like, okay,
(08:32):
and this is the right thing to say and this
fits into that the right thing to say. I believe it.
I don't believe it. I'm just want to tweet it though, right,
what is you another overrated? Oh yeah? What was that eggplant? Eggplant? Man?
(08:52):
I've given it so many shots, really, and I try
I keep going back. I keep trying it, Like maybe
I keep doing because I'm like I ken I do
because I'm like people, right, I see chefs. I watched
Top Chef, I watched all these shows about cooking and
all one of my favorite ingredients to work with his eggplant.
I have yet to meet an eggplant that has blown
(09:12):
my mind. Wow, I don't like the taster. How do
you normally cook it? I don't cook it. I usually
because I don't know how to cook it. I think
I've maybe had an eggplant parmesan that was decent, but
it's too mushy for me, and I don't It doesn't
have an overwhelmingly great flavor. It's just there. It's just
vegetarian chicken parm right, And I'm a vegetarian, oh ship,
(09:33):
And I'm actually I'm like transitioning into vegan now, so
so like it's a but yeah, I'm just not impressed. Dude,
have you had like an aubergine dip or like Bob do?
I do? Like I do, like, but you know you
need something else with the barbaani. Okay, another thing in
Japan what we do is we like roasted with me
(09:56):
so and then a slow roasted like that, and so
you get a really good texture and flavor from that.
So your team eggplant. I'm team everything, really okay, I
just don't like carrots. You shouldn't like carrots. They're not
natural and they're not good for you. Like, that's why
your eyesight is bad. We have to wear glasses when
we play video game carrots that no, they're not. They're
(10:17):
man made. You eat, don't. We can talk about that
what I eat when we get to the myth thing. Oh,
that's what I want to talk about it. But the
carrots are talking about because orange is not their natural color, right,
I don't. I don't know about that, but I just
saw a thing on I forget what I was watching. Oh,
I forget what I was watching. But they were talking
about how the myth about carrots giving us good eyesight
(10:38):
is from World War either one or two. The pilots
were able to shoot the missiles and get their targets
because of all the carrots they ate, and then carrots
it was because the Nazis code and they and they
skyrocketed as sales of carrots. So they just started manufacturing
carrots and economy. Yeah, we had to have an expence,
(10:59):
have nothing to actually glazed roasted harrot Moza. Have you
been a Moza. Yes, they they have these balsamic glazed carrots. Yeah. Yeah,
but the story I love that story about the carrots.
So we had cracked the Nazis code and we were
just like sniping them out of the sky because we
like knew where they were because we had cracked the code.
But yeah, but in order to like to give them
(11:22):
an excuse for why we were able to see them
at night, we said that we were eating a lot
of carrots and like put that in our thing that
we knew they were intercepting. And the Nazis were so
fucking stupid that they were like, oh man, we gotta
started eating carrotts, ramp up the carrot thing. Yeah, it's
Nazi propaganda, so stay away from carrots. And what is
a myth, oh um, A myth I wanted to debunk
(11:45):
is it's tied in with the whole food thing that
we're talking about. Is the myth that we need to
eat three meals a day. That's not accurate at all.
We don't eat at least five, no, not even you
can't do that well. And they say what I think,
they say eight little meals throughout that like little snack.
I don't right, who does, But you don't have to do.
(12:06):
I mean, we really don't have to eat that much
at all. I sometimes on Sundays will just eat one meal.
I do intermittent fasting all the time, which is I'll
eat one meal and then I won't and like in
the middle of the day, and then I won't eat
again until that same time the next day. And I'll
do that for weeks on end, and I feel great
and and I again, I don't do the whole protein
thing and how we need a bunch of protein from meat,
(12:27):
Like you don't need that stuff. So like, and I've
I've been vegetarian no meat, no meat like pork and
beef related since I was thirteen. I gave up chicken
in two thousand seven. And now I'm transitioning into what
happened in two seven someone touched me. I got molested
by a chicken, and Colonel yeah, no, I fasted and
(12:49):
then I felt so good after I did the fast
in two thousand seven that I was like, I don't
want to go back to failing like that, so I
just gave it up. So what is your favorite food?
Oh man, what do you find yourself? Pizza? But now
I'm the hell are you going to do vegan? I
am like it's one of those things where I feel
like if I'm trying to do like an alkaline raw
(13:09):
food vegan because I was having some health issues last
year and like I just kept getting sick, and I
was like, why am I and I'm healthy. I told
you I don't like I exercise, I did yoga, I
don't eat like terrible foods All the time. I was like,
I'm supposed to be like one of the healthier people,
and I was like, I kept getting sick, and so
I just did research and it was I just want
to create an alkaline yep. So that's what I'm doing
(13:31):
as of right now, and I plan to do it
most of the time. I will have if I go
like three months and I'm like, you know what, I
want a piece of pizza, I'm gonna have a pizza,
or I'm gonna have ice cream. I'm not going to
cut anything out entirely, but I do want to live
my life mostly where I do like the raw food
vegetarian like or vegan fruits, vegetables most mostly what's your
favorite vegetable? And I can't do this one anymore? And
(13:54):
it made me very mad. I love broccoli, but broccoli
is a hyprid. It's man made as well. Broccoli is
everything everything, No, not everything the Native Americans made, like
basically everything. But yeah, I mean not with chemicals or anything, right,
but like everything has evolved, everything is genetically modified. So yeah, no,
(14:14):
like cauliflowers not vegetables aren't good. No, they're all hybrids,
so you know they're not good for you. Like there's
a list of alkaline foods and those are not on
their carrots are not on there, but like they're kale.
You can do even spinaches like touch and go, like
you can have a little bit but not too much.
All the lettuces are fine, except for Iceberg, the trash one,
(14:37):
you know, Iceberg wedge. But it has more to do
with the blue cheese and the bacon than the actual
just like thickest bacon. Alright, let's talk about Mackenzie Bezos
uh and Jeff Bezos. They announced that they were super
amicably splitting after twenty five years of marriage. This seems
(14:58):
like something to aspire too if you're going to get
a divorce, Like the way they're doing it, they just
seem very positive. Well, it seems like for the last
year or something they were separated, they were like a
trial separation and they were working on it and then
you know, but then they got four kids, but I
think they're mostly grown, so you know, yeah, well, I
mean luckily for them, or maybe from Mackenzie Washington the
(15:21):
lodge in Washington State. And the lack of a prenup
means she she'll be getting half of his billion dollar fortunes.
She will they be like the third and fourth richest
people in the world. Now, well, now he's going to
be a little Bill Gates and then she becomes a
wealthiest woman on Earth rights And how long have they
(15:43):
been together? And I think they said was in their
joint statement about their super amicable separation, is that they
were like, if we had known at the outset that
we were going to have these twenty five years, we
do it all over again. I think that's a good
way to think of it, you know, like, you know,
it was what it was, and it's over. Yeah, when
(16:03):
it's over, that's what happened. Everything. When you get to
the details of like what he's up to now, you
get into like the billionaire headspace that's like, oh, you're
on some next level ship because he's already dating his
best friend's wife. What ex wife, No wife, current white,
current white. So they're separated as well, they're separation right now.
(16:26):
They planned the separation. They're just gonna swap. This is
like wife swap. I don't know, man, it's interesting. So
it is somebody who Miles grew up having a crush on.
Laura Sanchez Fox eleven News TV anchor local TV. Oh yeah,
oh you don't know the vibe of our show. Wait
(16:47):
till we do our Brett bay Or sketch because he's
so bayh. No. Yes, Laurence Sanchez I used to man,
I love her, yes, but she was what she was
married to Tony Gonzalez, I think before Patrick White Gonzalez
then Patrick I tell who is like the co head
of wm E, right, and then now she's climbing on
up to that Jeff Bezos. Uh yeah, but it sounds
(17:11):
like Lauren Sanchez. She sounds like just based upon her
dating history and like she's been married twice? Is that what?
So she's probably aged appropriate, right, yeah, she's well, yeah,
it's I think, you know, it's a good look for them.
I guess if they're splitting amicably because there's nothing to say.
The national enquired now take this with like nine million
grains of salt, was like, you know they were dating
(17:34):
even before the trial separation. Most people were like, no,
once they separated, that's when he started dating her. But
a lot of people are also like, does any of
their split have to do with because like about almost
two years ago, eighteen months ago, when like swoll Bezos
came out, everyone was like I missed swollen basics, Like
suddenly he just came out like Chappelle, how like Chappelle
(17:56):
and then made his head look even smaller. That's to
what like what Jeff Bezos in a lot of people like, oh,
I wonder if that's when the split began, and he
was like, he's trying to get his groove back. So
there's a couple of quotes from him that seemed like
they're veering in the this dude's a creep direction, but
actually I don't hate him for it. So he was like,
(18:18):
at a certain point, I was sort of a professional dater,
and I had to develop what he labeled women flow,
which is like the equivalent of deal flow when a
Wall Street person is like I won't have anything under
a ten million dollar equity investment. But then he said
the number one criterion was that I wanted a woman
(18:38):
who could get me out of a third world prison,
which is very specific. But like when you look at
Laura Sanchez, so first of all, his wife who is
separating from is actually very like smart Miles. We were saying.
Tony Morrison was her teacher at She was my greatest
student in literature or whatever taught her. That's amazing, how lucky.
(19:00):
And so Laura Sanchez, Uh, when she used to be
you know, man on the street reporter, local news reporter,
which is kind of a badass job. I have a
friend who did that and she was like kicking down
doors and getting like punched and ship like it's a
Lauren Sances was doing that. She was especially when she
did good dayly to become to become a local news reporter,
(19:20):
you gotta be in the in the ship for a
period of your career, it's right. But now she has
started a new career where she launched a business where
she is a helicopter pilot who shoots footage for films.
She shot footage for Dunkirk. She has a credit on Dunkirk. Yes,
she her company and she is a helicopter pilot, so
(19:42):
she learned how to be a helicopter pilot. Was like, man,
this is a lot of fun gilskils. So, I mean
he seems to be sticking with that because it seems
like she could stage a helicopter based prison break from
you know. He was like, tell me about your skills, mom,
a helicopter pilot. He's like, how are you with lock picking?
(20:02):
Lock picking, safe cracking? I speak ninety languages. Yeah, it
makes her disarm a bomb. Yeah. She's like, I know
how to do more code with my eyes. Yeah. There's
also some ship in the National Enquirer that was like
leaked text messages that are just creepy. But I don't
know if they're real. But if they are real, I
love you Alive girl was a text he sent her.
(20:24):
What does that mean? I love you comma alive girl.
Now it's better than I love you alive girl. But
a live girl being a nickname is very weird. It
just sounds like an algorithm trying to fuck I love
you Alive girl. And then the other one said, I
will show you with my body and my lips and
my eyes very soon. I want to hold you tight.
(20:46):
I want to kiss your lips. I love you, I
am in love with you. I want fuck, I want
I know that's the future. The way I'm going. I
think Matt Drudge wants us all to know that that's
the future. At least the Drudge Report is always he's
(21:07):
showing his ass a little bit because he has a
very clear robot sex bias, bias towards them. He just
reports on any robot sex story. He's like, they're coming. Yeah,
I mean, look, third World prison. That's kind of a
good I thought it was. When I started reading that excerpt,
I was like, where was this? Sounds like a problematic
(21:29):
pickup artist type ship. And then he's like a woman
who can get me hed of the third World prison? Yeah,
he was like about to drop some Neil Strauss. Yeah, exactly.
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be
right back, and we're back. And because we have to
(21:56):
check in with him on all news stories, a reporter
asked Trump he thought of the Bezost divorce, and he commented,
it's going to be a beauty. It's gonna be a beauty. Wow.
He's just he's just so jealous. Man, he wishes he
could split fucking three dollars with somebody. Union. So let's
talk about his shutdown that he is going to own.
(22:19):
He doesn't care, He's going to own it, he said,
as we said last month, and now it's like they're right,
I mean, yeah, so what's the latest. Well, it's the
late Well, Wednesday was a pretty epic day. So he
sat down with some nervous centrist Republicans and just Republican
senators who are like, hey, this is uh, this is
(22:40):
not a great look for us right now, and like
they were telling him, they're like, we're not really sure
this is the best plan. And then apparently that meeting
just sort of ended, and like Lisa Murkowski came out.
They're like, oh, well, so what what came to the meeting?
Like did he did you guys find a solution? She's like,
I wish he gave more detail on how we'll do that,
and just smiled and like let the elevator doors close
and the vaporized, and then you know, Marco Ruby I
(23:03):
was like, we just have to stick together on this,
which is like, okay, whatever. So clearly, I think even
despite all their nervousness and being like this is really
going to even hit my state pretty hard, Like what's
the deal? Trump was just like, we need well full throttle.
So I'm sorry. Uh. And then he met with Democrats
and that did not go well at all, apparently, like
(23:24):
he just it seems like from some of the reporting,
a lot of the White House officials believed that they
could just drag the shutdown on long enough and the
Democrats would cave like they normally have. But since uh,
stella Nancy got her groove gavel back, she is like
not fun, funk out of here, Like I told you,
I've been saying from since the mid terms, there will
(23:46):
be no wall money ann. And apparently when that happened,
Trump slammed his fucking hands on the tiny little baby
hands on the desk and stormed out, uh and was
just like, well this is going nowhere. And so he
just threw a tantrum and was like I'm just going
to shut the government down because I can right and
just keep it shut down. But yeah, a lot of
people speculate to like, you know, he came out after
(24:06):
him like everything you hear that's fake, Like I don't
have Tantrum's right, I don't slime tables like I'm the
most literally, sir, your arms are folded and you're stomping
your feet. Are you sweating from the front of your pants?
But yeah, he just and then like Mike Pence came
was like, no, he was really nice in there. I
don't know, and he gave us candy. Yeah, that was
(24:28):
one of the Republicans. But Dick Durbin, the senator from Illinois,
the Democrat, he was like, well, it's true. He came
in and dropped some candy bars in front of Chuck
hum and said, I think you guys will enjoy these.
And he's like, but I don't think that substantively indicates anything,
just because he came in and brought candy, Like, right,
that's okay, So what like the fact of the matter remains,
(24:48):
like we're trying to get to a deal and maybe, yeah,
that didn't work. Goddamn it runs out days next time.
It should have been a hundred grand, it had been
many grands. It added up to a five billion, But like, yeah,
I think and other people saying, like, you know, he
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just did this to try and frame the Democrats as
being unreasonable. I think just much in that same way
when he self owned in the Oval office and Mike
Pence tried to actually project himself like movie out of
the room, like that was like a play to try
and frame this differently, and I think it just didn't work.
So and the shutdown is starting to hurt people. I
(25:30):
mean it's been hurting people, but I mean, this will
be the first Friday where no one gets checked. Right
of Americans work paycheck to paychecks. Who are who are
these people that are going to work for free? Because
I can't, Like what would I would just leave and
then go get a different job that you know it
wasn't controlled by the government, But I don't. I mean,
(25:52):
I know some people they need obviously they need their jobs,
but like I would not go to work if you
ain't paying me fundamental as a fundamental point, I can't
keep doing this. Well, you know that's why the Coastguard
they had to uh distribute a tip sheet on like
basically telling a lot of these furloughed people who working
(26:12):
for the Coastguard who are like non essential and like
aren't even getting like literally like don't even come in
because we can't even pay you. But then they're the
essential people who are like, you gotta come in and
hopefully we'll pay you. But for those other ones, they
put a tip sheet out with just all kinds of
really like it's just the most unsympathetic, like it just
lacks any kind of understanding for what people are going through.
(26:34):
Because there was one that's like step four and they're like,
really great. Tip sheet just says supplement your income other
than cutting back on This is directly from the Coastguard.
This was distributed by the Coast Guard. Other than cutting
back on your expenses, the only are the way to
compensate for the loss of income is to add new income.
Be creative. Finding supplemental income during your furlough periodst literally
(26:55):
might be challenging, but here are a few ideas for
adding income. Have a garage sale, clean out your at
a basement, sell unwanted larger ticket items through the newspaper online,
offer to watch children, walk, pets, or house it. Turn
your hobby into income what the h and then have
(27:15):
untapped teaching skills and expertise tutor students, give music or
sports lessons. Become a mystery shopper. Retailers are desperate to
check how their in store customer services and will employ
YouTube shop and rate their service to be fair. Those
all are valid options, they are, but yeah, it's like
it's one of those things too, where like offering people
(27:37):
these empty tips when you know you have people who
are like already like I'm pawning items off to pay
for my medic eggs from my ovaries. Right, that's where
like you'd again, I mean, not like I say, you'd
hope that the White House understands what that means. But
they're willing to just put it's just eight thod people's
lives on the line. It's so condescending. I mean, the
(27:57):
thing that the conservatives are supposed to be so agree
about is like the idea of a nanny state that
takes care of you. But then when ship comes down,
they are like, Okay, here's how money works. You can
become a mystery shopper, become a piano sergeant how to
play the piano, like surgeons make over six like six
(28:18):
figure incomes, like hold on, it just assumes like that
this is some ship that companies do all the time
to where they just assume that your time is not
being valuably spent. That like during the sixteen hours that
you're not working for them, You're not doing anything that
you need to do. It's just like your time, Well
you could just be working more like you could work
(28:39):
just like yeah, yeah exactly. It's like no, like I'm
surprised one of them, like the last one was like
your kids got jobs, yet no thought to childcare, none
of that. Ship. I don't even I honestly don't think
Trump even thought about or even knew like the the ramifications. Like,
(29:01):
I don't think when he shut the government down he
was like, oh, these people are going to be out
of work. I don't even yeah, I think he didn't
even like that, didn't even like, oh, people get paid
by the government. I don't even think that dawned on him.
But even if it did, what do you have cared?
I don't think that people at the in the White
House in his administration, we're like, yeah, we didn't really
realize that. They gave a quote that is like we
are now working to understand the scope of the impact
(29:23):
of the shutdown, right or the breath of the impact
of There you are, that's leader of the free world,
and you don't know that people work for the government.
I mean Nancy Pelosi. Nancy Pelosi's quote that you know,
he thinks that everybody can just ask their daddy for
more money, right, kind of a sick burn. Yeah, that's great,
(29:46):
but it's just, uh, I mean, it's another indictment on
this capitalist system we have here. We're like, we're like, yeah, hi, okay,
you don't have a job. And also the way this
thing set up, more than three quarters of you are
like relying living paycheck to paycheck with no safety that
and even if there was, Look, the government shut down
because we want to build a racist ask wall. So
(30:06):
and the top story on Drudge from US the day
yesterday was, uh, you know, basically economists or warning that
a catastrophe is in the making if the government closure
continues for weeks because the FDA is like we are
have diminished capacity to even check on like food standards now,
(30:26):
like especially with vegetables, soft cheeses personally. Yeah, seriously, because
I mean what happens when you know, some kind of
massive funk up occurs already talking about t s A
workers who are like calling in sick because they're like, sorry,
no money, then I'm not coming in. Yeah, this is
really not good for my relationship with Robert Evans, because
he's like a doomsday prepper and he's like, I told
(30:49):
you you can't trust food. That's why he caned lettuce.
That's why somebody did ask Trump, you know, you're a
real estate guy, how do you think as a landlord,
how do you think you would deal with people being
laid on their rent? And he was like, oh, you know,
(31:10):
landlords are very flexible. This coming from a guy who
has like evicted people the day after Christmas. Yeah, what
do you say, Like they're He's like, they'll know, they're
good for it. Yeah, they're they'll be good for you know. Yeah,
I mean look great, they're great logic to use amid that.
And then I mean, as of now, we haven't seen
his cool visit to the border yet, but there's some
(31:32):
wall news that came out on NBC where they're like, uh,
the like Department of Homeland Security or I think or ICE,
they were sitting on a report that like last year,
they asked marines to see if they could get through
these wall prototypes, which just regular as tools imps. This
is this is these are steel slats. They can't get through,
Drugs can't get through, nothing, you get through Brown people
(31:53):
can't get through well, the Marines just use a handsaw
and cut the ship. And they're like, we just saw
it open and they saw like that one you get
a home depot like a quick saw. Really yeah, and
they were and then like DHS was sitting on that
report because they're like yo, yo, Like you want people
to know that this isn't even a fucking functional wall
(32:13):
in that sense as a barrier. I mean, there's there's
some pretty crazy quotes from like, uh, one MPR reporter
talked to a head of the border patrol in the
Rio Grand Valley and he said that a literal wall
is like needed maybe in a couple of places. And
this is like somebody who was like very strong on
border stuff. He was like, you have the need for
(32:33):
a physical barrier. You have the need for technology with
the infrared, uh you know, the ground sensors and cameras,
and you have the personnel aspect as well. And she
was like, yeah, but the President talks about this sort
of wall from sea to Shining Sea. He was like yeah,
I know. Honestly, I don't think that's gonna work. I mean,
if you look at Big Bend, you'll have areas that
(32:53):
are a thirty foot cliff down to the Rio Grand
and to put another thirty foot section on top of
that seems kind of redundant. Yeah yeah, well, huh, we'll see.
I mean, not to mention all the imminent domain ship
that would have to like will go down and trying
to be like, well we need this, you know, property
to create this no go zone. Right, Okay, So the
people who work on the border don't want a border
(33:16):
wall like he's talking about the American people don't want
the border wall, but and culture and Russia Limbaugh, Yeah,
well that's fair. But yeah, we'll see. I mean eventually
maybe Fox News will end the shutdown. That's right. You know,
if anybody has the power, Trump won. Den's nothing. All right,
(33:36):
let's talk about ship that doesn't really matter to actual Americans.
But Steve King has gifted the GOP with a moment
for them to kind of do the right thing. Just
be like, okay, here is a very clear cut way
that you can disagree with me. I mean, how are
they doing with that? Well, you know, the Iowa Nazi
taints gabs Steve King. Uh he just he's added again
(34:00):
in uh in the in the white vans, because he
in The New York Times basically had to quote that
said white nationalist, white supremacist Western civilization. How did that
language become offensive? Why did I sit in class teaching
me sitting classes teaching me about the merits of our
history and our civilization. Okay, so this is really easy, guys. Here,
(34:20):
you go censure this man, do something. Don't just push
back around mid terms and be like, oh, well I
don't agree, And then you can come out unequivocally and
be like, white nationalism, white supremacy has no fucking place
in the lexicon of this party or the government or
this country at all. But again, they'll just, I think,
sit back and you know, probably just pretend like nothing happened.
(34:42):
But it's a it's another like moment where like Steve
King is just outwardly out here like, yeah, I'm a
white spremacist problem, Yeah, exactly. Didn't that become a bad word?
Why what happened? Then? Part the only part of the
latest point, at the latest possible moment. I think they'll like,
I'll tell you the late this moment where it became
offensive and then centuries before that, yes, right, but again, look,
(35:06):
well what you know, but our president not disavowing any
of it. It does not help anything. It like makes us,
It makes these people think that what they're doing is okay.
We had an opportunity to say we're not okay with us,
and he still was just like they're very fine people. Yeah,
on both sides. And I think that's the type of
political correctness that I do think we need to be
on board with. Is the stuff that discourages people from,
(35:28):
you know, being openly racist. Well and yes, absolutely, yes absolutely.
But you know what's interesting is that I have conversations
on Instagram regularly because as a black person, I talk
about like how I'm proud of being black, like regularly
I embraced being black, and then like some white person
will slide into my d ms without fail whenever I
(35:50):
post a video about this, and they'll say, how come
you can say that you have black pride but I
can't say I have a white pride? And I'm like,
do we really have to have this conversation? And I'm like,
do you not know the history of that phrase, like
white pride? Like it's a lot of heinous things have
been done to black and brown people under the gun,
under the name on the umbrella of white pride. So like,
if you're a white person and you want to say
(36:11):
that word or that phrase, I'm sorry you can't, even
if it's no malice and it's just you just are
proud of being a white person, Like, you can't say
it because it's been ruined by some really awful white
people that use it to kill people and just ignores
the fact that as people of color were taught that
or you're inundated with the idea that we are less than.
So that's a way to overcome that by our saying like, no,
(36:31):
I can be proud of being African American, I can
be proud of who I am because that is counter
to what I've been taught. So yeah, I remember, like
as a kid, someone was like, well, if there's b
et history every channel, right, White History month? Yeah, stop it,
(36:52):
where's our parade? Right all the time? Yes, And everyone
explained it to me without any historical context or any
cultural Yeah, just on the just on the face of
what you're saying exactly, don't use history or sociological care
about that stuff. Facts facts, Uh, well, America, we're looking
into the future or experts looking into the future. In
(37:16):
London have predicted that the United States will be the
third largest economy in the world come and with China.
So people have been talking about how China is going
to surpass the US for a while, like thirty years. Yeah.
I remember as a kid, like in kindergarten, my parents
like usually learn Chinese. Right now, yeah, right now his
(37:39):
neck and neck for g d P, the US is
a little bit ahead of China. By twenty thirty, they're
projecting China's GDP will be sixty four trillion in the
United States will be thirty one trillion. So it's like
not even gonna be close. What No, that's so the
next eleven years are about to be lit well. So
(38:00):
the prediction is actually based on something that makes a
lot of sense that basically, as technology spreads and economic
equality becomes greater u where like just around the world,
like with the spread of technology and well, so the
idea being that countries that have bigger populations, which China
(38:23):
and India, is going to be in second place. And
the idea is that because there will be fewer and
fewer people in just complete abject poverty in those countries
that just by the very fact of them having billions
and billions of people. They will kind of catch up
and overtake the United States, so it won't be like
on a per capita basis, but just in terms of
(38:45):
being a global power, China will double the United States
and India will they're predicting be at forty six trillion,
while the United States will be at thirty one. So yeah,
I'm hoping that's the case because the those countries have
way more people and they need more money. Yeah yeah,
I mean, yeah, we could use some economic quality. Yeah yeah,
(39:08):
I mean I already have our own cast system, but
be cool. That might be cool. That might be something
to look forward to. Yeah, but anyways, that that'll be
interesting to see how how that shifts things there. They
still have that too child per household, so they got
rid of that of that, but it's they're still feeling
the effects because there's a huge difference both in terms
(39:33):
of like generationally, they have this huge generation that's about
to retire and they're the working age generation is actually
going to be way smaller because they were part of
the two or one child policy and that's actually bad
for their economy and it's called the dependency ratio. And
then there's also the fact that most Chinese families were
(39:56):
looking for boys, and so there's a huge imbalance between uh,
the number of men and women and Chinese right, yeah, well,
like there's a lot of that. I think there's an
entire culture of Chinese men who are just like, yeah, no,
I'm never gonna like find somebody like where. We gave
up on that like a long time ago, and we're
just like not even dating. We're just a gamble. I
(40:18):
should move there because I'm already I'm I'm right there.
You can just join that. Yeah, a is no different.
It's the same thing. I quit. I'm gonna be single forever.
I'm gonna do improv. Alright, we're gonna take another quick break.
We'll be right back. And we're back. And there's a
(40:49):
story out of Facebook what it's like to work there
and apparently that sort of souffle of high ambition and
like positivity, like bullshit Silicon Valley positivity. Like you, guys,
we're out here changing the world by bringing people closer together.
(41:09):
You sound like a weird Nick Cage character. Oh he
we're changing the world. The social network would have been
so much better, smart Zucker, but also you know, along
with the pr scrutiny, just everybody's like walking around with
like a forced smile on their face, just being like, WHOA,
this is great, man, I love it. I love all
(41:30):
you guys. And meanwhile everyone's just like really not thrilled
with working there. It went from the number one happiest
place to work in America to number seven in the
past year, which is still pretty happy, but but people
are to last. But there, it really seems like the
on an individual basis, the way people feel is reflected
(41:54):
in how they operate as a company on the whole,
Like there was this dude ahead of Paul to see
Joel Kaplan caused an internal uproar when he went to
the hearing of Judge Brett Kavanaugh in support of Brett Kavanaugh.
That's not great, and so they got real mad about that.
(42:14):
And uh, they had a sexual harassment like, you know,
meeting with like all the employees, and this girl got
up and was like, I was reticent to speak because
the pressure for us to act as though everything is
fine and that we love working here is so great
that it hurts. There shouldn't be this pressure to pretend
to love something when I don't feel this way. Uh
(42:36):
and and the place went nuts. Everyone was like, fuck, yes,
finally somebody's saying it was that in response to Homeboy
going to the being at Yeah, exactly, and just like
I think generally the culture, and she was specifically addressing
Cheryl Sandberg, who is Miss Queen Lean in herself, was
just like, come on, guys, you can just suck it up.
(42:57):
Just something should be called suck it up, just like
what did George get to you guys to write I
see what's going on in here? Paying your phone bill?
So do we know now what the happiest place to
work is. It's actually this podcast? Yeah yeah, uh no,
I have no idea actually, but that would be a
good thing. Let's I feel like it's DreamWorks. Let's see,
(43:20):
according to I've been to that campus and it's they
have Yeah, they have their cafeteria alone is reason. Well,
I'm sure there's like a happiness arms race with Pixar.
Pixars places like well, I'll be it very problematic for right, right,
but they have all those like little tree houses. Everybody
(43:40):
has their own individual little treehouse that they work in side,
you know, and Dreamer very they have like a speakeasy
that's on one of the floors where you it's a book.
You open up a book and turn a handle in
a book case. You get to go and drink and
it's awesome. Yeah, it's it's cool. It's cool as ship.
Well let's see, I mean according to CNBC last year
(44:01):
they listed Keller Williams Realty that's what I was going
to guess, and Nike at number two total quality. Yeah,
that's people people who work at People who work at
Nike are pretty happy, are very happy. Like even like
hipster people who you're like, you expect them to be like, yeah,
it's whatever, man, They're just like, no, it's a great
place to work. It's the best. Like yeah, Adobe Systems
(44:26):
at number four, am jen Yeah, because they're like the
number four most annoying company in the world for me
as a consumer. Man. You want to r right pay here. No,
let's talk about the oscars, you guys, everybody looking for
what happened. We haven't even announced the nominees they did
(44:49):
the Golden Globes. Wait, oh, so they stopped that ship
where I remember they were trying to announce their nominees
before the Golden Globes because there was like the whole
thing where people are like, you guys are just going
off what the Golden Globes are doing. No, just do
it three months in advance and like a month before
the Golden Globes are their childish now because Kevin Hart
has announced he's over it. That's specifically what he said,
(45:13):
because he faced more backlash for his like homophobic comments
and refusal to apologize and then apology. He would apologize
while refusing to apologize, so he was like, I'm over it,
and the Oscars were like, well, we're out of ideas,
so we're just gonna go with no host. That might
(45:33):
actually be best. Well, so I didn't think it necessarily
seemed like the worst idea in the world. However, this
is the thirty year anniversary of what everyone agrees are
the worst Oscars ever, and that was the last time
they went without a host, and it was bizarre. They
(45:54):
like started it with this musical number where snow White
for some reason is there and like talking in this
like really cartoony, high pitched voice and then sings a
duet where she's like on a blind date and flirting
with Rob Lowe, who just a year earlier had been
like in a sex sex scandal because he was on
videotape having sex with a sixteen year old on tape. Yeah,
(46:18):
he was like the first sex tape. Yeah. But anyways,
it was like it was a nightmare. Like first of all,
they didn't even get Disney's permission to use snow white.
Someone like you had some bootleg animator just be like, hey,
no snow white. They just got the woman who dressed
a snow white off Hollywood blow. Oh okay, okay, I
was seeing something really high concept. He was dancing with right,
(46:42):
but but everything like they were like snow White followed
the stars to the stage and the stars were just
people and cut out stars. It like looked like a
high school production of some ship. It was just the
whackiest thing. But there's a way to do it better
than that. Well, but so Disney. Disney are rumored to
be turning to the Avengers, like they're going to have
(47:04):
the Avengers host it partially and fantos just gonna snap
in all the holes. Oscar. Sorry, man, this is why
I have a bad feeling about this. We'll see. Wait,
so they mean like that like people are gonna pull
up dressed as the Avengers. I don't know, I guess
so like it seems like the way they're going right
(47:26):
does the Award for Best Editing four And they were
like real dismissive of the idea of having a single
host that were like, instead of having some comedian go
up there and like drop a bunch of Trump singers
for the first twenty minutes, we're gonna have a bunch
of different A listers And it's just like, yeah, I
(47:49):
don't know, man, So you're just like not cool with
people making fun of Trump. Just because you put it
in an old timey shitty way, it doesn't mean that
it's like it's a worse idea than whatever the funk
you guys are going to come up with. Yeah, and
it's it's bad when you know, like we already cringe
at the thought of it being hostless, and just like
I feel now now it's like one of those things
(48:10):
that like nobody's gonna want to write for the Oscars, yeah,
because because now that's going to fall on them. Yeah,
am I supposed to make who wrote this? Right? And
they're like oh, then they're like, well, we'll just get
rid of the writers, right, Like so no writers, no
host uh Interactive Awards based on tweets. Yea, I honestly
wouldn't mind it. Just tell me who one. Yeah, I
(48:32):
don't need all the fluff. But somebody was saying that
to this point, ratings have been strongly driven by whoever
the host is. Like, you know, the first year that
Jimmy Kimmel came, it was really made a great job.
I did too. I thought he killed it. But then
like the next year it went down a little bit,
and so they think that it is really based on host.
(48:53):
Ellen was I think the best at it, and I
think she recognizes that she was like the best and
kind to the obvious choice, and she's that's why she
was trying so hard to get Kevin Hart to take
the job. Again. She's like, come on, man, just you
should do it. We all want you to do it.
So I didn't know she was trying to do that. Yeah,
she had him on her show. It was like, well,
it's all good. Forget about the Tiffany Hattish's next, right, Well,
(49:17):
Lena Waite quote says, I want a really gay ass
black person, So I think that's what I think. That's
a good response. Yeah, but again, who's into Lena. Wait
what about that guy from the Hid Your Kids, Hid
Your Wife? And oh yeah, everybody. They're going to be
like literally viral video people to Daniel. Yeah, Dan, Daniel,
(49:42):
the cashing outside girl, Damn Daniel. If they Wow, could
you imagine that? I could see the old people at
ABC been like whoa who can get the ratings? Like
who's big on the internet? RB. Yeah, they already have that.
Joe and the Scammer. Hey, Joe and the Scammer would
be great. I would tune and joined the scammeras they
should just have Zeke guests, you know. Yeah, well look,
(50:05):
I mean if only people knew who the funk we were,
that would be I can guarantee viewers and we do
host red ads. All right, let's talk about Taco Bell. Finally, Yes,
and finally and Taco Bell. Look, they had a whole
thing that like, we don't we don't do resolutions, we
(50:26):
do commitments. So these are twenty nine commitments and they're
actually pretty decent. Slash the least you can possibly do
as a gigantic corporation in that quick service restaurant industry. Uh,
but for starters, they're going to remove synthetic preservatives from
all menu items. So they say there's a total reduction
in sodium and like using things more like actually vine
(50:47):
ripe and tomatoes and like hass avocados. Uh. That all
the beef that's being used now, it's it's all air quotes.
It's like tomatoes and quote unquote avocado bread, like the avocados.
Only avocados I've ever seen. Yeah, what brand are you using?
I'm sure there's other ones, right, some off brand avocados. Uh.
(51:10):
And then they saying all the beef will be like
produced sustainably. Okay, at least you can do more like
better recycling. They're going to cut down like gigantic ass
cups so people don't, you know, just kill themselves with
sugar right away, creating more jobs, and also like dumping
more money into their Taco Bell Foundation, which I think
like grants people scholarships and stuff at the stores, which
(51:30):
is fine, that's embarrassing. Would you want to on the
Taco belt? Yeah? Would, but that's me. That's a very specific.
I would. Actually I'm like, you know who the funk?
I am a Taco Bell scholar? Yeah, now give me
my free chelupa And they're like it doesn't work, Like
I wouldn't even believe you if you told me. Yeah,
(51:54):
the Taco Bell Scholarship. But the other the biggest thing, though,
is that they are now beginning to test their like
bowl on dedicated vegetarian menus. There you go, Candice, you know,
I'm sure that's exciting, aran, Yeah, which is like a
go to which for a long time, like a lot
of vegetarians could get their you know, their snack on
at the Taco Bell. But they're saying they're gonna have
(52:16):
new items where they say as the only American Vegetarian
Association certified quick service restaurant, Taco Bell has more than
eight million vegetarian combinations, and there are plenty of gratifying
meatless options from which to choose as well, enough to
customize a new meal every day for nearly twenty thousand years.
That's way to use math, just to be like, well there,
I mean technically million combinations, eight million combinations of yeah, right,
(52:43):
with cheese, beans without without cheese, with cheese, but without onions,
with cheese and onions. Let's keep this going, just cheese
and onions. Yeah, oh tortilla, Yeah, write that down. How
many combinations we have I mean at least three right now,
with rapper or without. But I don't even trust the beans.
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I feel like the beans are cooked in pork fat,
like I guarantee the beans whatever they're frying. Yeah, I
don't know what. I don't trust what they cook in
the beans. And I think they're gonna start having like
stuff with impossible foods too. I think I know there
are a lot of places that are trying to move
in there, said, oh, Del Taco, I think it is
going to have start serving beyond meat that seems like
(53:24):
an ingredient that is way too expensive for a Del Taco.
Why not in the box doesn't use real meat in
their tacos? You know that it's like a tofu something
and beef. Oh for real? Those deep fried tacos, So
do you are you're able to eat those? I don't know.
I've never I don't want to. I've never had them.
(53:45):
You know? Whoever told me that? I think it's like.
I was like, I don't know if I trust this
or not. So I was like, I'm just going to
stay away. That makes so much sense because it's just
like brown mathth potato goo. Yeah, And I was like,
deep fried lettuce. All right, they fry their lettus, the
lettuce it's in the shell with cheese or whatever. And
then they did fry that, right, but it's not like it,
you know, it just becomes why do you even need
(54:07):
to fry it? I think makes it good? Of course
it is, of course delicious. But in high school that
was the wave. You get high. You have five dollars,
you could get two tacoles for a dollar. You get
ten motherfucking tacos for five dollars. Watch me. People in
the rest of America don't know what they're missing. Man
with a jack in the box, the jacket the box taco.
(54:28):
Now don't know that. I might have been on some
like vegetarian wave because it wasn't even beef. I guess
they weren't even saying beef though. Yeah, they just called
it the taco. I wonder if there are people who
are like, well, I guess I'm a vegetarian only that,
but yeah, white white Castle also has impossible they do. Yeah,
(54:48):
and the white castles out here, I know, I know.
But when there are man whatever, I'm you're when crave case,
you know what I mean? With like whatever forty tacols
or I mean burgers and then I remember that's I
think that's why like Wu Tang was doing, they had
like they were collaborating with impossible Like yeah, when they
were first serving it. I remember like Ray Kuan and
(55:08):
ghost Face Killer at like a white Castle like in
New York somewhere. Who's running impossible Me, I don't know exactly,
like Wu Tang and fast food. Uh, well hip hop
like nas will do Illmatic and its entirety at the
New White Castle. Well, Candice, it's been a pleasure having
you on the Daily Zy Guys, where can people find you?
(55:32):
On social media's you can find me at jokes by
Candice j O K E, S B y c A
and d I C E. And is there a tweet
you've been enjoying? Yeah? My Uh, he's one of my
favorite people in the world. Roy Wood Jr. I don't
know him, watch him on the Daily Show. Um, he's
a correspondent on there. I took a screenshot of it.
(55:52):
He's just so funny everywhere in life but also on
social media, and he took he posted a picture of
this like knockoff brand of earbuds or not well, the
one airbuds that are the ion AirPods. He posted a
picture of a knockoff brand of these and um called
sound Mates, and he says, put these in your ear,
(56:16):
then cover them up with a little do rag. Folks
won't know the difference. They only thirty dollars Big Mac
versus Big Mick, which is a coming to America references.
You don't know. So there was a McDowell's pop up. No,
I missed it on both occasions. I don't know. Maybe
(56:36):
I don't know, but I missed it. I was out
of town the first time, and I forget why I
couldn't go this time. But a word on the street,
as they are doing that in promotion, because I hear
they're doing another coming to their remaking coming, which is
a huge mistake. I don't know, but I don't I
don't even know if there's any truth to that. I
would like to see our Cio hall is old as semi. Oh,
that would be great. I would like to see where
they're at now. I mean, if they do. I think
(56:57):
they're talking about recasting, and that's what I so, I'm like, no,
if they bring back the old and like, do it,
but then that would be painful to see the original
cast totally funk up too, and I'd rather be like
getting mad at the young person. See this is why
I think they should come up with a new idea
for a new movie, a crazy idea. That movie is
(57:19):
fucking amazing. Uh, Miles, where can people find you? You
ain't never been no mom, Luke the King Mama. I
could quote whatever you like? Whatever did you like? That
was one of the favorites. Yes me at Miles of
great on Twitter and Instagram to tweets I like her
(57:41):
from Reductress. One was tell me if this makes any sense?
He says a woman about to read a completely normal email,
and another one says, cool, this man isn't defending r Kelly.
He's just asking some questions. But the guy in the
photo looks like this, like like do she kind of
wanted old dude? Is it? Yeah? What do we anyway?
(58:04):
So Reductress always on the ground, always on go. I've
got my I'm rocking my new Reductress mug. Just having
a moment with my cough. Oh ship. Wow. Somebody on
tweeted at me that they were like, you need to
get this, and they were right, because love of shortenings
that don't need short briefs. My favorite tweet at the
(58:28):
moment at Trent and Hassle's tweeted, if Beto O'Rourke doesn't
announce his candasy by pulling up a chair and sitting
backwards in it, and I won't know what to believe anymore.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack on your squore, O'Brien.
You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeygeist for
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page and a website, Daily zicheist dot com. We post
(58:49):
our episodes and our Footnope, we're link off to the
information that we talked about in today's episode, as well
as the song we ride out on. What are we
gonna write out on? Yes, this is a song called
cry by the artist kind of k A, I and
A and I think you're going to enjoy it. Please
enjoy it, Please enjoy please? Yeah? All right, well we're
(59:11):
gonna write out on that. We will be back on Monday.
I guess a great weekend. Okay, alright, alright, bye. Just
the thought of you makes me won't back all the
fields getting high too scared. You feel the same thing,
(59:38):
size side, because just the thought of fuel makes me
want back, cry
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