Robert Mueller’s Report, Who Run The World (Netflix) 4.19.19

In episode 374, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Alyssa Sabo to discuss why Beyoncé went to Netflix, a LOT about the heavily-redacted Mueller report, Flint getting a glimmer of hope, AMI selling the National Enquirer, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Netflix Got Beyoncé’s Homecoming by Paying So Much Money

2. READ: The Mueller Report, With Redactions

3. Flint Receives $77 Million to Fund New Water Projects

4. The National Enquirer is being sold for $100 million to James Cohen, CEO of Hudson News

5. Usher - I Don't Know

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season seventy eight, Episode five,
Up Dirt Daily Night Guys podcast. Will we take a
deep dive into America's share consciousness and also say, officially
off the top, fuck Coke Industries and fuck Fox Movie.
It's Friday, April two thousand nineteen. My name is Jack O'Brien,
a k mayor eat Buddha ged uh. It's courtesy and

(00:23):
bo and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by
my co host, Mr Miles ray Kind in trying to
find a pill for stimulation. But fyances from Sweden, dream
of ninety day arrangements and did you want these Miles things?
It's Califonic rash. Whoa so so good? Do my ak

(00:51):
now to? I mean I only do keetas That's all
I can do. Keta shout out to fright gang at
just tvz a pas for look, I mean red hot
chili peppers. Love him indeed, and you like you combine
everything that's in my brand, easy weed and ninety dance.
The holy trinity of my identity is that the one

(01:11):
that's uh, that's California Cation that you were just saying, right,
that's with the Birds of the California Creation, California Creation.
Yeah no, it was what was that anyone? Hello you?
And then just Ning mangnong Nong, Ning mangnng n And
I was like that, don't don't get me on The

(01:33):
John Daily, The John Daily. Pepperman, Uh so good. Anyways,
nobody knows what we're talking about, but we are thrilled
to have in our thirds the first time guest hilarious
comedian Alyssa Sabo. Hello, Welco, Lissa, feel right at home here.
I love the red Hot Chili Pepper really hell yeah now,

(01:57):
but I do like that one song and after I
like Parallel Park successfully. I always play it the one
where it's like, listen to let me get this ready
real quick, okay if someone just got the spot alright, um,

(02:21):
I'm always late yeah and missing parking spot key. Just
his lyrics really stepped it up a notch in the
in the nonsense realm for a while, just median sounds.
He was all energy anyway. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's all
that's all we came. Energy and shirtlessness. Yeah yeah, Alyssa.

(02:42):
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners. A
few of the things we're talking about today. Obviously, Yeah,
we're talking about Beyonce because some people in our office
actually saw the documentary, neither of us. But I'm keeping
it holy for my holiday on four twenty, gonna light

(03:02):
some candles, lights some els and for uh Santa, and uh,
we're going to talk about how her show ended up
on Netflix. We're gonna talk about uh, the muol Er
Muller Report, the Mueller was support that came out. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

(03:23):
it's like this novel I guess, uh something pages that's
what was taking Yeah, it's like, uh, lame liberal people
Harry Potter released today. Everyone's just fucking blown through this
Mueller report. Uh. And the Washington Post has given us
some key findings. Uh, it's it's pretty interesting. It's not

(03:44):
super revealing that there's no like bomb shells that are unexpected.
There are plenty of bomb shells that we already knew about.
So we're gonna talk about all that ship for a
little while. Then we're gonna talk about Flint finally getting
a glimmer of hope. Uh, and am I selling the
National enquire and maybe some Netflix numbers? Netflix is kind
of They're like, we don't give a funk anymore. We're

(04:05):
gonna start publishing our numbers, so uh, give all the
numbers out. Yeah, you know what I mean, I mean
like selectively. Yeah, that's true. But what I mean the
numbers they give out are impressive in terms of it all.
They always are. The Netflix is really out here in
the zeitgeist apparently. But first to listen, we like to

(04:25):
ask our guest, what is something from your search history
that's revealing about who you are as a human being? Good?
I asked that with a lot of conviction. This time
that was very different. She's the first time. I know,
you're just like MPR though. Yeah, that like revealing about
me as a human being. Now I feel like my
answer is really dumb. It was like a character from

(04:52):
Always Looking Up Picks mainly just like I like to
look up like old nineties shows and then try to
like make memes based on Still, we'll tell you this
Helga Space. The first auto complete is Helga at Tacky perfect. Yeah,
so she's great. She is an icon, she really Oh yeah,

(05:12):
when it comes to Helga's what is she the one
who has called the football head? Yeah, called football Helga
is just such a like complex character, like if you
really dig into it, Like her mom was an alcoholic.
Her dad was just like abusive. Yes, her mom was
an alcoholic, straight up, straight up. She was like, you know,

(05:33):
there's a movie like that's how her mom talked, and
we're just supposed to like watch them had a joba
juice problem. It was an alcohol and she was very
like Helga was neglected and that's why I like, lately,
I've just been on a helg up ATTACKI kick alright,
because you stay at Helga. And she was kind of
the main antagonist slash anti villain. Yeah, I when she

(05:56):
was in her old dut fandom dot wiki is telling me,
yeah love. Yeah, honestly, my references are pretty insane. But no,
Helga like was in love with Arnold and so she
just like but she didn't know how to express right,
because she grew up looking at a very twisted version
and depiction of love in her own of course, so
she was naturally just acting that out in her real

(06:18):
life and herd completely unaware of the sub conscious effect
of the trauma she was experiencing in her own household.
I mean, I really do connect with this character. But
also completely on point because his head was shaped. She's
like saying the thing we were all thinking, like, wait,
that dude, the head is a football. So she was tactless.
She had a good eye though, that's right, that's right.

(06:39):
Motherfucker had a football head, good eye, good mind. For metaphor,
she's probably going places. She's like a poet. Yeah, what
is something you think is overrated? I think sarcasm. I mean,
like I don't know if people are as into it anymore,
like are they, but like if they are stopped because
it's just like it's not funny, you're just being like mean,

(07:02):
but you're trying to be funny. I don't like sarcasm,
and I don't get it in what way, like in
people performing stand up and people just interacting thinking they're funny,
and people in general interactions, people like even think stopping lady,

(07:24):
how I can't. I can't, I can't breathe. Okay, you know,
but like you know what I mean, give me a
recent example. What something happening where you're like, that's not it. Okay,
you sound like you're being sarcastic. Okay, come up with
a racing example. Yeah, I was gonna like I was
gonna say sarcasm, but then I was also gonna like
my other answer to what's over ridge as nihilism. Okay, wow, wow,

(07:48):
you're gott big, but stick with sarcasm. I think that's
a good one, because I do think like that was
a big deal, like for Generation X, the only way
I only spoke sarcastically from two thousand and one. After
the nine eleven I knocked it off. And you're this,

(08:09):
ain't it anymore? We have bigger problems right now, full
full earnesty. Oh yes, yes, Earnest goes to prison. Yeah.
I guess it's mainly people that it's not necessarily with
like comedians using stark anthm. It's more just like regular
folks who are like, you know what I mean, like
trying to be funny, and I just like artenders don't

(08:32):
need it. Yeah, we don't need it. And I'm trying
to think of like an example, an example. Yeah, I
know this is what we're like, this happens. I servers
do this a lot. And look, I get it. You
can do whatever the you gotta do. You gotta get
through your day. But they'll be times where I'll say, like,
do you mind if I could get some crack black
pepper for this thing, and they go no, yeah, and
you're like and they're like, no, be right back, I'm

(08:53):
just kidding, and I'm like, Yo, that was jarring for
a second because I was like, are you a fucking asshole? Yes,
I mind, Yes, I'm an ask if you'll ruin my day?
Oh god, No, you can't have that right, No you can't. Actually, yeah, sure,
I think it's all. It's all in the delivery, but
I might have a real life like example if it

(09:16):
comes to I'll be like, oh, I think it's more
like in like transactions, anything dealing with money. I don't sarcasm.
If I'm a customer, you know, like or the other one,
I'll eat everything on the plate. Oh you really hated
the meal? Hugh right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good one,
because then I'm supposed to be like, what do you
want me to say to that? No, I liked it,

(09:38):
and I don't get it. Just correct them or just
earnestly correcting peoples. Sarcasm is a good is a good
wave going forward, just earnestly. No, I did actually really
like it. That's why I ate all the food? Oh no,
was it not? Clear for food that was on the
plate has actually entered my digestive system. Wait, what did
you think happened all the food that was on the plate? Uh?

(09:59):
Just really fun, you know, I was being um it
was it was a joke. Anyway, I got a lot
of tables. Man, what is something you think is underrated? Soup? Yeah?
Well I think this comes sometimes. Yeah, this does come,
does it? Yeah? Go on, yeah, second start now. I
think that soup is one of the greatest inventions of

(10:21):
all times because it's not only is it nourishing, but
it like warms your soul and it has like you
can get you know, like vegetable soup, chicken soup, noodles
in there. It's every food group is in there, and
and it's like it's just everything and you don't have
to worry about like eating like, oh, here's my mashed potatoes,

(10:42):
here's my broccoli, and it's a it's just like one
scoop in your mouth. Boot together. Yes, cast heads like
everything mixed for you, like it all mixed up. That's
like super producer nixtup likes a big bowl. Just something
you like, there's it's ill defined. Anytime we worked into

(11:04):
his mouth. Yes, even like soup is just such a
I always recommend, Like when I used to be going
on a lot of online dates, like how about we
get soup like over Skype online. I go on Skype
dates and I'm like, let's skype and eat soup. What
soup do you have? What can? Are you open? Now?
You like a well executed soup that you get at
a restaurant and not a can soup? Or do you

(11:25):
do either? You like can soup? Okay? Top three soups,
go chicken tortilla, chicken noodle, vegetable potato. I don't think
you've ever had soup. Let me check with a day potato.

(11:50):
You don't even know? You should see my damn. I
have a whole other account on i G actually got
deactivated for so much soup content. Too much? What is
a What something people think is true? You know to
be false? This is tough, you know, But I think
a lot of people say geniuses are messy, and I

(12:11):
would have to debunk that because I am not a
genius and I am messy. Quig debunk you know. We
don't really need to get into it. But I think
that people just say that because they're like only like
I'm messy, but like that's because I'm small. You just
get your ship together, like you're just really good at excuses. Yeah,

(12:33):
I think it's completely unrelated. Yeah, I think. I also
think maybe geniuses are a little bit more likely to
be assholes because they can get away with it. And
so it's the same thing as like, you know why
rich people are famous people are assholes is because they
can be like you're hot. Yeah, but like at the
same time, genius, it's better to not be messy, right,

(12:58):
And you're talking about messy like just like talking about
people constantly, right, and just like, yeah, it's a messy
bit lipsig all over harem and be like, I don't
know if you heard like Gerald thinks he's the father.
He's not anyway, but I don't know. Just as the
dude who works at her shift at Dick Sporting Good

(13:19):
because he's given her that d um that sounds interesting,
do you think, wait, why don't you think you're a genius?
And also important thing, after many Ted talks I've watched,
it's better to say we have a genius because genius
that's what it used to be, right, And then then
it slowly became more ego egocentric, where he began to
identify as the genius versus being visited by a genius

(13:42):
and having a genius, yeah, visited by you know, the
coast to you, you you know what I mean, versus putting
yourself the pressure on yourself creatively to be like, I'm
all right here, where is it right? Help yourself up?
Let the ship float, which is how geniuses think about
their worker. Tends to think about their work as they're
like God is speaking through me, or like the work
is speaking through me. I gotta get the signal clear

(14:05):
as day as Andre three thousand, what's totally I mean,
maybe I am a genius. Yeah, I knew. You guys
are gonna say, that's so nice of you about like,
I'm very self deprecating, I know, but you're funny. I
like your tweets. I think there's something you're seeing there.
Don't say yourself. Sure you might. You might have it
On Monday. My therapist canceled this Monday. You'll take the money,

(14:26):
the mics off, and we can just we can go
right in and then you're gonna have to hear all
my short comings to them. But being neat is probably
just generally better than being messy out Yeah, just being neat,
I know, you know, I mean, don't if you can't be,
But I just wish I was. I'm organized confusions, Oh
yeah you should man, Yeah yeah. Yeah. People think they're like,

(14:49):
oh that Miles and Jack are so cool. Yeah. You
see our desks, man, what are these short? And I
was like killing roaches with my shoes. Yeah, but we
know where everything is on that desk. Yeah, I know

(15:09):
where everything is, including the roaches. I know where they are,
and everything is where it's actually supposed to be because
then I know where it is. Okay, and Z getting
send in whatever excuses rationalizations you've made for being messy
like that one the time honored one. I know it
looks a mess, but I know where everything is, and
it's like, really subtext, I'm too fucking lazy to clean
the ship up because also I'm not bothered by it,

(15:31):
so it doesn't matter to me. Sorry, And I mean
here's the thing, though, I'm not saying you've got to
be like Marie Condo clean, you know what i mean.
I'm just saying like she has she has a type
of that's too much, that's too much clean. Yeah, yeah,
even my mom, who's Japanese, is like relax. Uh. It was,

(15:51):
you know, just keep your stuff, Just keep everything because
you never know, you never know somebody might need it
and and that could that thing might be worth something
later on. Are the rationalizations I would always some Alright,
let's talk about Beyonce. She released her documentary a couple
of days back on Netflix. Already a hit. People are

(16:12):
regularly sobbing as they react to it on social media.
Lacy Mosley she was sobbing, Uh, Sophie superduced, Sophie sobbing. Yeah,
And apparently it's what I hoped it would be, which
is just like an execution, a really great execution of
a concert film. It's not like the story of the
making of the concert is just like what's a little

(16:35):
bit everything? But yeah, but a good emphasis on the show,
because that was really what the whole spectacle was. That's
the thing I wished I had been there for. And
they seemed to be trying to bring you with the experience.
I mean, I know you're working hard on that time machine, man,
I am it may it may work out, yeah, but yeah,
I mean I thought, oh man, I'm I'm really excited
because I'm just gonna blow my sound system out with

(16:56):
this thing because I'm also a marching band nerd. So
like here on the drum Lene ship, I'm like, oh,
here we go, rocking the tenors and everything in this um.
But yeah, the thing about that documentary was like when
you kind of look at Beyonce's body of work for
things that have aired on TV or cable or whatever,
it's always been HBO. Baby, you know what I mean?
There was life is but a dream that was all

(17:18):
that was all HBO, lemonade, HBO. So I felt like,
naturally if when the when it was first announced, my
first thing was like, wait, why not HBO? That's weird?
And then of course we find out it's because Netflix.
As we know, I think what they had, like a
eighteen eighteen billion dollars was there content, but they're they're

(17:41):
using their time honored strategy of just blowing people out
with their offer of being just exponentially larger. I was
recently watching to get prepared for this. I've been going
through and there's a thing on YouTube about Destiny's Child,
So I'm like prepping for it. I was I could
have put on YouTube. You know, it's really bad quality

(18:01):
because it's like a VHS. I heard YouTube came in
with a strong and they were like, but we'll split
the CPMs with you. We'll get Beauty By to cross
promote and t series. Right, Um, it'll live on Vivo.
But yeah, I mean I think again. Netflix and HBO

(18:22):
declined to comment when people were like asking about specifics,
but a lot of people who are familiar were like, yeah,
their work discussions with HBO. Then Netflix came in and
something happened, and people are safely assuming that that was
because of you know, Beyonce is about her money and
she she followed the trail there. Uh. And super producer
Nick Stump, who you guys can't hear, but his voice

(18:45):
amazing theory. Yeah, So his theory is that apparently he
watched the documentary last night. Wept like a baby, he said. Uh.
He said that she was actually rehearsing the show itself
for eight months and there were like three sound stages
and just an insane amount of work and probably budget

(19:08):
went into the show in the first place. So his
theory is that she kind of had to go with
the you know, highest bidder because she and maybe had
a deal in the first place, and that's why she
was able to put such a show on the people
of coach I'm sure at some point too, that's part
of the fee that she negotiates with the festival too.

(19:28):
She's like, you want to show, you want me in
the show? Yeah, well I will go in the lab
for eight months with three people and I will give
you a show. But that is going to cost nine
million dollars or whatever the hell was anyway, I think
either way, yes, that makes sense because the show is
itself is like nothing Coachella has ever seen. Um. But
another thing that Nick is still crying. Yeah, you'd think

(19:51):
that he would have gotten over it. Back computer keyboard
is ruined like crazy, Like it's Coachella already happened this year,
but nobody knows what it's going on. We're still thinking
about last year ago. Yeah, two years ago, ye, last year,
last year. We're still talking and tweeting about like that,
which is so cool to me. Also, I love that

(20:12):
she released it like around the same time as Coachella,
was like, you know, I know that, like Coachell is happening,
but like, let's not what happened last year, right, we
don't We're never going to forget. Well, it's cool they
are treating it like a historical moment because they still
have the setup like that you can like just walk
by and like look at like and that's where it all.
That's where it happens, where it went down. Wait, they do. Yeah,

(20:33):
you can go look at the set this year at Coachella.
It's just like this. Yeah, those stairs like a Coachella. Yeah,
why didn't you post that on your stories? You've posted
everything else from you at Coachella this weekending. I know.
I'm sorry because I actually have a short film that
I'm editing now. Yeah, features me kind of putting together

(20:56):
asking poreographed number, asking people who everyone is, all the performances,
what's a sap? All right, I would know who? But
no again, just to go back to Netflix. Their model
has been They point to a lot of the other
deals that Netflix has been behind, So they've been snagging

(21:17):
up all kinds of projects for top dollar. The Springsteen
on Broadway thing, what went for reportedly more than twenty million.
The stand up comedy specials by Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle.
The Chris Rock one forty million dollars, I think so,
the Dave Chappelle was a few. It's like three, right,

(21:38):
yea sixty million dollars. So, I mean that's again we're
always like, why you guys are always running in the red.
But I guess they'll figure out how to do in
the Amazon thing. Man, just spend to all the money.
Race to the bottom, which is the next top of
the next thing, right, just put everybody out of business

(21:58):
except Disney. It's gonna be Netflix and Disney in the end. Alright, guys,
we've been delaying because I was just finishing up and
I'm done reading the Mahla report, so we can move
on to that after this quick break and we're back.

(22:24):
And who what a page turner that report. I haven't
read a single word. But you just read the cover
and then you said you read the whole thing. Yeah,
but the cover is, uh, you know, the important stuff. No,
I'm just by Robert, but I've been I've been basically

(22:44):
getting other people's takes on what is inside the report.
I'm not I'm not super surprised by anything in here.
I mean the Washington Post summarized their main takeaways or
the key findings, as Trump told the appointment of Special
counsel Mueller said, this is the end of my presidency.

(23:04):
A little bit more was said. He also said, I'm fucked.
This is the end. This is terrible. This is the
end of my presidency. This is the worst thing that's
ever happened to me. Yes, those are that's all quotes
from somebody who was in the meeting. Uh, substantial evidence
supports Comey over Trump and account of Flynn meeting. That's
something that kind of keeps coming back is that it

(23:26):
seems like anytime it was like Trump's word versus Comy,
Trump's word versus the media, Mueller's report seems to side
with the people who aren't Trump and basically all cases. Yeah,
I mean, I think if we take it sort of
grain by grain, right, how the day unfolded. William Barr
came out first saying, oh, y'all get the Muther report,

(23:47):
But on CDs, what the fuck? Who the funk has
CD drives anymore, which caused a scramble of congressional staffers
to try and locate at PC that CD ROM the
last open radio check. Yeah, seriously, they're like trying to
put in their car stereo and they're like so that
was sort of the first funny part, which I don't

(24:08):
know if that was intentional or not. I mean, I
feel like there are such more there are many more
efficient ways to distribute a document than putting it on
a CD ROMP. But hey, maybe that's just the world
William Barr is from and that's all his Compact Presario
computer would do. So then he had that press conference,
which was by far the most disgusting fuckory fest ever.

(24:30):
It was a Coachella fuckory right there the main stage,
the headliner, William Barr comes out and basically subverts his
own role as being the Attorney General, which is supposed
to be an independent law enforcement official in the government,
and basically just comes out and being like Trump's defense
lawyer and defending everything and saying like, look, you know,

(24:50):
he was under a lot of pressure and this is
like unprecedented, and he may have acted out, but that
wasn't his intent. That's why we're not like, really, it
doesn't feel like ruction. It was very a true distortion
of what is actually in the report, because he also
goes on to say things like the White House fully
cooperated in good faith with this entire investigation. Oh that's false. Yeah,

(25:11):
I mean, that's like demonstrably false, like given the main
conclusions of the of the report, like Mueller is like, yeah,
we couldn't get the president like tell us anything or
sit down for an interview. The only reason we're releasing
this now is because we knew we didn't want to, like,
you know, have a extended court battle over like a subpoena,
which is a little weird. I find that a little weird,

(25:33):
just because we've always talked about how, you know, there
was this standard for how quickly this investigation should have
been over and passed special Council investigations, and this was
like insanely quick for the amount of like actual indictments
that were happening. Well, there's actually you know, because someone
ship was just having out in the open like whoa,

(25:55):
I just did my investigation on Twitter, right and it
came with these conclusions, um, you know. And going on
to the cooperation thing, I mean we saw over and
over wacky skunk drunk Rudy Giuliani on TV being like
he's not he's not going to testify. It's gonna be
a perjury trap. That's saying like that's not why they're
going to cooperate. But when you're trying to investigate something

(26:16):
like obstruction of justice, you kind of need to interview
the subject or the target of the investigation because how
else can you establish their intent to know where they're
headed with this. But when they're sort of leaning back,
like on now, we're good, we'll just do some written
answers that the lawyers will come up with. Not Donald
Trump it there there were many levels where they could
have cooperated, and they did it. And I think the
biggest thing, you know in the report that Robert Mueller

(26:40):
states upfront definitively saying that because of Department of Justice guidelines,
you know, you can't indict a sitting president. That's just
sort of the belief in the d o J. So
I'm working through a narrow framework from there, and I
can't necessarily say, oh, this is chargeable or these things
are happening because of the sheer fact that I can't
even come to that conclusion legally or by the guidelines.

(27:03):
So a lot of that was used for William Barr
especially to begin to walk this line of like, well,
they didn't find these things guilty on all these things
without betraying the fact that the d o J is
also really unable to bring those charges or in a
position where they can't really resolve those issues. And then
Robert Mueller goes on to say that he doesn't really

(27:24):
buy that argument either. But so this is the president
is immune, right, because I think if if he was
going to keep it, you know, one hundred thousand percent
with everybody, he would say if I was dealing with
if this was a private citizen, I would be like, yeoh,
this is obstruction of justice straight up. Yeah, I mean,
the quote is on obstruction of justice. The quote is
if we had confidence, after a thorough investigation of the

(27:46):
facts that the president clearly did not commit obstruction of justice,
we would so state, based on the facts and the
applicable legal standards, we were unable to reach that judgment.
So basically he's kicking it to Congress and there, I mean,
he's really putting like suggesting that Congress like do a

(28:08):
thorough investigation and yeah. And also he goes on to
the sort of cooperation thing that William Barr was trumpeting, like, oh,
they were they were so so co operative. Um was
that he even in the report says that officials in
the administration and other people he interviewed that were close
to Trump repeatedly lied to him and Congress, and it
was materially affecting the investigation. So that's not cooperating either.

(28:32):
And there were just so many moments. I guess the
deal is everybody from watching the president's behavior knew something
was up. In the report sort of confirms a lot
of the things that had been reported, just sort of
without his sort of official determination about whether or not
it violated a very specific criminal statute. But there's also

(28:53):
a lot we're learning a lot. I mean, we've been
learning a lot about William Barr two and his role
of going from hey, this this guy might be an
standing dude, you know, he's like O G or whatever
to that summary was weird. Now, like oh, you're just
you're in the pocket right now. Yeah, that's you. Uh,
not in the improv pocket where you're like just in
the moment, dude. No, not even like not even if

(29:14):
you're a rhythm section dude, just in that pocket. Just
groven so hard. He's in the pocket of the president. Yes,
one of the worst, one of the worst pockets to
be in, like top five worst pockets. This report reminds
me of like something like in debate class in high school.
I used to like makeup stats. I feel like there's
something about it that's like high school. Like I was

(29:35):
just like, oh, I'm gonna make the stat up, like
it's just the report. Yeah. Well, and the other thing
too that is also described, you know in the William
Barr letter, you know, said that, oh, you know, Robert
Mueller sort of left it up to the Attorney General
to determine whether or not these obstruction charges should be brought,
and that completely contradicts what Mueller wrote, because you're just saying, no,

(29:58):
I'm I'm not making that determination because of d o
J guidelines, right, But William Bark completely distorted that and said, yeah,
I mean he left it up to me, and therefore
I'm saying not guilty. So you know, let's party it
up free cosby. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's we've talked before.
There's a lot of smoke. What would the report find fire?
And the report basically reaches the conclusion that, yes, a

(30:20):
lot of smoke. They described the smoke in great detail,
and then they say they never found evidence of fire.
Within this like very specific parameters that they define at
the outset, which is a criminal level conspiracy. But then
they also describe the fact that the president was actively
obstructing their investigation into whether there was fire, and at

(30:43):
least they suggest that that has some bearing on the
investigation's inability to find fire, because they include the ship.
Out of all the details of him obstructing justice, like
his uh telling McGann his attorney to fire Muller. Yeah,
and tell him literally using the words Mueller has to
go and saying Gil go to Rod Rosenstein and tell

(31:06):
this man Mueller has to go and don McGann because
he's like one of like the actual I guess, an
actual lawyer. He freaked out. He called his own personal
lawyer when that was told to him because he was like,
he realized, Oh, I'm being asked to do something that
I believe is criminal, so I'm contacting my lawyer. After that,
in the reported States, he went to the White House
packed his ship up because and told rights previous, I

(31:28):
can't do this crazy ship. He's asked me to do
some crazy ship and didn't specifically tell him, which suggests
that he didn't want to actually fully describe the criminal
behavior just to keep previous uh, you know, insulated from
knowing her or whatever, but I'm sure everybody knew, but
then he was talked into staying eventually, and a lot
of the other things too. When you talk about obstruction, right,
there's a lot to say that. You know, the Mueller

(31:49):
Report says there were numerous times where people could have
obstructed justice, but the the aids and officials around Trump
that were asked to do them never followed through with
his his requests, so it never actually amounted to the
thing that would have been full blown obstruction of justice,
and so he was basically being saved by people who
just weren't willing to fully light that fire. Yeah, this

(32:10):
reminded me of that Fire Festival documentary because when we
were talking about that, we we were like, the reason
that this was such a disaster is because it was
a guy with a really bad idea who had very competent,
like incredibly motivated people working for him, who were constantly
executing everything that he told them to do. And so

(32:32):
that kept happening until the very end when it was
like a ship. We can't pull it off, but it
looked like we might be able to because we kept
executing on this terrible idea. This was the opposite of that.
This was an argument for just not doing what your
boss tells you to because it ends up saving the
country because so many of these things that he tells

(32:52):
people to do would have caused a fucking constitutional crisis.
We already are though, but it would have been I
mean yeah, but if he had fired, like yeah, it
would have been so much worse for him, had mcgaan
done what he told him to do, and it would
have been worse for the country. Yeah. And again, you
know back to even the press conference that bar had,

(33:14):
and it was so they was so cynical, right because
they knew They're like, list of the press conference. I'm
gonna say all of the these this all this hot
ship up at the podium, Rod Rosenstein, you look, go
pretend to be a checked out mannequin and we'll talk
up there, and I'll say all the things, uh, dummy,
Like no, but I think you should make that a

(33:35):
T shirt. Um. So when he goes up there, you
know he he did all the Trump lines right, no obstruction,
basically had no collusion, and in this instance, he was
very intentional by conflating collusion, you know, like you know,
coordinated activity for a common goal with conspiracy, which is
a very narrowly defined crime. And yes, they were not

(33:58):
able to find anything that was charged for a conspiracy charge.
But the idea that these people were not coordinating towards
a common goal, I think is completely absurd because you
have all kinds of information like Paul Manafort briefing Constant
and Coliminic, who the FBI has and other intelligence sources
have identified as somebody who has very close ties to

(34:19):
Russian intelligence, if not in Russian intelligence himself. Okay, so
that's someone interacting with and it's someone in intelligence giving
this person things like messaging that they're going to be
using in the campaign, the state of the campaign, internal
polling data, and importantly battleground states that they identified that
they felt were going to be good pickups. Uh. With

(34:40):
just sort of just general electoral college math, because when
you're doing when you think about, right, the popular vote
was lost, but the sheer amount of like eighty thou
votes spread over three states that deliver the electoral college votes,
and these are the states that people like Paul Manafort
are telling Russian intelligence like, we may want to keep
an eye on that. Oh. Interesting, And there's also numerous

(35:01):
studies talking about the strategy of Russian intelligence to go
after what they call Clinton defect or voters, people who
were becoming disillusioned with what they were hearing about Hillary
Clint or just the Democratic Party that were possible toss
ups to be swayed into voting for a third party
candidate or maybe Trump himself, but people that you could
drive a wedge in between. They were very specific about
those people. So it's like coordination but not criminal conspiracy essentially, well,

(35:25):
because they don't have something like Hi, I'm Paul Manafort
from the Trump campaign. You are Russian intelligence. I would
like for you to do this on our behalf so
we can win the election, and then when we win,
we will give you this and this is our agreement.
It's just not you know, the this is the thing
where we look that we are kind of operating in
an era where we don't have the laws to actually

(35:47):
prevent these kinds of things, because everything was going in
this what a lot of pundits are calling lawful but
awful behavior. And because it's lawful or technically, you know,
there's no they're not violating specific laws. They're they're operating
in this murky gray area and doing it like this, right.
I mean, this raises the question, like the thing that

(36:08):
I was mentioning earlier, the fact that they just kind
of half way like at this early point, relative to
other Special Counsel investigations, they just cut it short and
more like we don't know. We're like there's a lot
of bad ship, but we're not gonna find one way
or another, uh, and just punt it like I don't know,
and but not saying specifically like Congress should like determine this.

(36:33):
It feels almost like Mueller and possibly Bar were like
thinking about the constitutional crisis, like that this would be
terrible for the country type thing, and just like let
the facts speak for themselves, let the let the people decide,
almost like that there's an election coming up, why don't
we just like put all the facts out there and

(36:54):
let people decide. And maybe Muller wasn't taking into account that,
you know, Bar would be out here being like, well,
the fake news media was driving Trump crazy and that's
why he was behaving this way. Um, I don't know it.
It seems like Muller had like there's something to his
decision to do this that is like why is it

(37:17):
so incomplete? Why didn't you follow through on some of
this stuff, where like past Special Council investigations did follow through,
like all the way to getting detailed descriptions of the
president getting a blowjob, Like why did they just kind
of cut it off at this point? Um, is is
he thinking Congress is going to just be up to

(37:39):
the task. I think yeah. That combined with the fact
is he stated it he hit he hit a wall
because so many people were lying to him too, which
is like because like I literally can't even get useful
information because people are lying to my face and I
know they're lying, but I can't compel. I can't put
them like under oath, which is and again those are
suggested because Congress can. And then it's like, oh, can

(38:02):
you pull up with that same energy when you're under
oath and then we'll see, but they might not be
able to. So they are trying to get mother to testify, Yeah,
because they want to hear from him, because they're gonna say, like,
so are you saying they'll probably I mean if they
were if it was me, someone who has no business
being up there talking to Robert Muller, I'd be like,
my man, let's pretend the president is a regular private

(38:23):
citizen with what you saw, would you charge this person
with obstruction of justice? Is the only thing that's in
the way is the fact that he's a sitting president.
And then he'd be like, yes, then I'm like, well,
now let's figure something out. But again then I would
be like, yo, my man, uh like I legally blunt

(38:46):
and I'm just sing highest on the hill. Um. But yeah,
I mean there's so again another interesting thing, right, are
there so many moments where we're talking about this gray
area right where like Paul man Afford even telling Rick Gates,
a don't fucking say anything, just hole, just stay strong,
keep your headload, don't cooperate because I heard from the
administration they're gonna take care of us. They're going to

(39:08):
take care of us. And then Rick Gates even asked,
so did they mention a pardon? Now I mentioned a pardon?
I said, look, we're good, they're gonna take care of us,
which is fine, because great on wax, you're not you
don't see a transaction happening. But it's that mob shit.
It's like saying it's like, yeah, man, I hope you
don't get some concrete, cinder block shoes and fall off

(39:29):
the PIERO. Wait, so are you saying you're gonna kill somebody? No,
I'm just saying I hope nobody comes to your house
to size your feet for some cement shoes and then
you thrown uncomfortable. I don't know, is death uncomfortable? Wait? Wait? Wait? Wait?
Do you have more athotic insults? There's a lot of
technicality ship like sufuser. Nick was also pointing out like

(39:52):
that if guccifer had like released the hacked material him
self herself, that would have been one thing. But because
it was like a secondhand Wiki leaks that was doing
it that there, then it wasn't collusion or was it

(40:13):
wasn't a criminal conspiracy. So I think to that is
sort of like, okay, let's put a middle person in
front of the illegal Russian intelligence hacking operation of goose
offer used Wiki leaks as like the smoke screen, because
then as like a journalist, you can you can publish
information you receive. It doesn't matter how it's obtained. So
if it's just Goosfer Gucca for like hacking the material

(40:37):
and then releasing it and Trump was coordinating with him, uh,
it would have been a criminal conspiracy. It could have
been a criminal conspiracy. But because it was Wiki leaks,
who there's all this ship about whether they are should
be considered journalists and like freedom of press protections. Uh,
you know, you have this second party, so therefore it's like,

(40:59):
you know, everybody was willing to print this stuff. There's
a second party, so it's not a crime. In the report,
right because Trump himself knew that there were further leaks
coming before other people knew. And that's in the report
where there was a trip to like LaGuardia Air report
or something, and he's on the phone, uh, and like
it's like redacted redacted. After the call, Trump said that

(41:20):
there would be like further leaks coming up, and like
you know, trying to plan you know, strategy around that. Yeah.
So but I guess if they're coordinating with with Wiki
leaks and hum, I don't know, it's like Wiki leaks,
But if you're not, if you're coordinating with if you've
got goosef and your mentions and your d M s, Yeah,
I mean, I just wish Goosefer was just out here,
had the Instagram account you said link in bio check

(41:41):
it out. I got the hacked emails. Um, yeah, So,
I mean there's a lot of stuff to chase down
here and to continue that's going to continue developing. Uh.
We might be doing uh an episode a special episode
of Behind the Bastards with Robert Evans to kind of
look into this stuff and William Barr uh in the

(42:03):
not too distant future, So stay tuned for that. But
I guess you know, with all the information coming, we
got the report finally and you know whatever, there's huge
chunks that are fully blacked out the things that are clear,
and we'll have to see what Congress does with this,
what Robert Mueller says if he comes to testify, what
if they can get William Barr to answer some more
questions and really that we still just don't know where

(42:25):
we are with all of this because we just don't know.
I mean, what we do know is that there was
some terrible ship going on. Well we don't know is
how are we gonna how the funk are they going
to handle this? I mean, just real quick, I just
want to read specific descriptions from from the report. Manafort
told Gates it was stupid to plead because he had
spoken to the president's personal attorney and they were going

(42:47):
to take care of us. Despite telling AIDS he did
not like Manafort, Trump repeatedly voice sympathy for Manafort and
the fact that they and talked about the fact that
they did not want him to flip. There's evidence Trump's
actions had potential to influence Manafort's decision whether to cooperate.
Evidence concerning the President's conduct towards Manaphort indicates that the
president intended to encourage Manafort to not cooperate with the government.

(43:11):
The president's comments also could have been intended to continue
sending a message to Maniport that apart and was possible.
That is a description of obstruction. Yes, but but again
we're dealing like, like Robert Mueller says up top, look, mom,
fucking handcuffed here by guidelines. There's there are by laws
and things that say a sitting president can't be indicted.

(43:33):
So I'm working already being like, okay, so I can
only like just blow the whistle so loud and maybe
somebody will pick it up. Do we know, Miles, I
know there are certain things we just don't know. Is
one of those things whether when Mueller like gets in
front of Congress, will he be just unleashed or is
he still going to be like this dominuse is going

(43:53):
to be measured. And I'm sure, I mean, he can't
reveal things that were redacted or anything, obviously, but I'm
sure they can ask what his intention was like by saying,
explain this sentence to me and then passed through that.
I'm sure he can actually explain that because he's just saying, well,
this is what I found he's and then just like
he says in the thing, but I can't come to

(44:14):
conclusions on the criminality of it because of the existing
guidelines to be unhinged. Yeah, I know. Um, so you
know again, I think it just confirms everything that we
saw out in the open when we're like, this looks
like an obstruction. Um. But really, I think I hope
more people in the press are really looking at William
Barr because this man is completely just undermining the rule

(44:38):
of law in this country with the fucking the antics
he's pulling, and kind has been for a while. Yeah,
and like, you know, please don't start running chirons and
headlines with quotes of what William Barr said. And he's
to say, William Barr has been you know, fucking around
this whole time. That's a good headline. Yeah, and Mueller
does specifically seem to kick the obstruct and question to Congress.

(45:01):
So I mean, yeah, this is gonna keep going. I'm
pretty satisfied, as somebody who's been following this story for
a long time, in some detail, I'm pretty satisfied with
what I've heard the Mueller Report says up to this point.
But again, I'll have to read it myself because otherwise
we just can't know, and and we just don't know

(45:21):
at this we still don't know. There's so many blacked
out things. I mean, oh, the juiciness under there. All right,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back,
and we're back, and let's talk about Flint. Guys, they

(45:46):
finally have I mean, you know, while everybody who studied
abroad in Europe once was able to cobble together a
billion euros for a Notre Dame cathedral, many people are like, hey,
what about Flint, Michigan people's drinking water? Because the President
was like, we're going to help out, help, We're gonna

(46:06):
help try and rebuild it. Meanwhile, you have you have
crumbling infrastructure in this city. He said, that yeah, that
the US would provide assistance to help the rebuilding effort,
and everyone was like, Flint still needs they're drinking water anyway.
So we found out earlier this week the City of
Flint received the seventy seven million dollars of funding from

(46:29):
their existing or the promised one d twenty million dollar loan,
which came from the Michigan Department of Environmental Quality. They've
they finally got it and they can start putting it
to good use. Now. It's it's not alone, I guess
in the traditional sense because there's no interest on it
doesn't have to be repaid, so it's just like, I guess,
how are they're doing that for their books? Um, But essentially,

(46:51):
now this thing is going. Now they can actually put
a lot of this money to good use for short
and long term projects. That seems like what they're going
to be putting in use, various projects like water meter
replacements for homes, installation of water quality monitoring panels, construction
of a new chemical feed building, and completion of a
pipeline that will connect to a secondary water source. But

(47:13):
this isn't the end of the story for Flint, because
they still need about three million dollars to fully recover
over the next few years to really address this whole thing. Um.
And you know, they're they're completing this like fast Start
pipe program where they're trying to replace lead and galvanized
steel waterlines. Uh. And that could take about till but
there's still a lot of work to be done. I mean,

(47:35):
at least there's money coming through. But again, if you
want to, if you want to put the Mother Report
aside and just look at how the president is treating
this the people of this country. Flint is a perfect
example because this man is you know, crowing for money
for a border wall or like an additional forty million
dollars in funding to build more tense cities for um

(47:55):
detained immigrants. So they pick the myriad of reasons why
this president is whole unfit for the office. Aside from
his inability to follow the law, he also has no
compassion uh and is willing to just you know, wear
that on his sleeve. All right, let's check back in
with our good friends over at American Media, Inc. Harvey Pekar, David, Yeah,
I mean Nick prepared to drop the bomb, okay, because

(48:19):
they had to sell what Yeah, they had to sell
and I want to pat ourselves on the back drop
the bomb. Yes, maybe we did that men, you know,
most likely we didn't. We We we played a small part,
I like to say, bringing this media goliathe down. Uh. Yeah,
So they sold the National enquire for a hundred million

(48:40):
dollars to James Cohen, who is the CEO of Hudson News.
From every airport, aren't they in every motherfucking airport? Nearly
except for like maybe Burbank they have like that weird
NBC store. Um. But yeah, I think that it's like
that they get the Globe and another sister publication, so
they're fully you know, Trump's garbage tabloid, one of his

(49:04):
you know, three headed Hydra is going down. I don't
know if it's a good man for UM, but anyway,
I think a lot of it has to do with
a few many different things. First, the ship was on
its way down from a financial perspective. They went from
selling five hundred sixteen copies per issue to just two
thousand this last December, so it's been on its way down.

(49:24):
And on top of it, you know, there's a hedge
fund manager who actually controls am I, or at least
you know who decided to sell it, and that basically
happened after it came out of all the stories came
out about how David Pecker, the head of am I,
was using all these catch and kill stories and also
the legal exposure from the Stormy Daniel stuff to like, Yo,
we can't have a nasset like this, so let's just

(49:45):
cut our losses, get a hundred million dollars and get
the funk out. Well, that's the only magazine I read,
the National U. Yeah, where you got all your I
mean we bought a lot of those over the years.
I mean we did our part. We were we were
a big part of let's say, of that magazine. Do
you read it? You should that sarcasm? I don't. Oh

(50:06):
my gosh, practice practice. Um, so you know, pour one
out for those those shitty, shitty liars. Um. Let's talk
about Netflix again real quick, because they are now releasing
numbers and they're telling us how many households are watching

(50:28):
their various original programs. Uh so, bird Box, they announced
a while back, was watched by eighty million households. I
still haven't seen that me neither did I see you asleep?
Because it was just like watching people with their eyes closed.
My eyes, it was hard. So when you see like

(50:51):
black and white phones as your vision selling goal monitor,
I'm not working, you're an empathal Um. Yeah, so they've
they've had some hits this past month. Umbrella Academy was
watched by forty five million households. Which you watched that, Miles, Yeah,
and you're a fan, Yeah, I mean, I uh, it

(51:14):
seemed like there were holes in the plot. But everyone's
telling me, like, you gotta watch the whole thing play
out because I'm almost like it felt like they were
really dismissive of these two characters who were trying to
solve the problem but then and then just let like
the terrible thing go down. Um. I don't want to
spoil for anybody, but I mean I was. I was.
I I kept watching because like anything that like keeps
me like gives you a little taste of some kind

(51:35):
of ending. I'm a fucking sucker forselves. Like that. Is
it based on a comic book by the creator of
My Chemical Role? Yeah? Yeah, comic book. It's a graphic
novel or graphic novel. Yeah, that's the I didn't even
know that part. And everyone's like, well, I'm gonna watch it.
Are you a big mcr head? No, damn, sorry, I

(51:58):
don't know. No, No, I fall Out boys. I mean
I did not know there was a difference between those.
They occupied the same image in my head. Really, just
now which one is Pete Winson. I don't know my
chemical romance. I think so he had the like Fallout boy,

(52:20):
he's Fallout boy. Okay, And wasn't he with Ashley Simpson before?
And now she's with Evan Ross before? Wasn't she with
Ryan Carbrera? Oh, she was done with Ryan Cabrera. Let's see.
That's how I gotta. You gotta exercise your mind, Jack,
You gotta go back in time and go through all
Ashley Simpson's booth things. Uh yeah, my memory palace for

(52:41):
Ashley Simpson's boyfriends. Really yeah, I'll let me walk you
through mine. I'm entering the front door to the left.
I see Ryan Carbrera with an acoustic guitarra. I see
Pete Wentz up the stairs. Let me go up the stairs. Yes,
there's Evan Ross. Memory palaces are very effective. Yeah, apparently
a lot of card counters. I think he's like, yeah,
or that that style of the memory recall. Yeah, anyway,

(53:05):
The Highwayman starring Kevin Costs from Woody Harrelson was improbably
watched by forty million households in its first month. Is
that the like Bonnie and Clyde, but the cops the
people who shot that. I'm good on that, right? Is
that where we're at as a as a country that
like back in the sixties, we were like, we want

(53:26):
to see the badass outlaws who like to have sex
with each other and like are on this romantic like
death wish quest And now we're like, we want to
see the cops the crime. It's like our true crime
you do like game where you're like, this is the
deleted scene of this movie? Right, the cops were from

(53:50):
their perspective, Yeah, it's like when you're gonna see Lord
of the Rings. From Saron's perspective, Triple Frontier, which sounds
like a movie that, you know, like a fake action
movie from a Simpsons episode. It sounds like an eating
challenge at Cracker Barrel. Also that do the Triple Frontier?

(54:11):
So yeah, right, that was viewed by fifty two million
household of this. Yeah, that was the one with Ben
Affleck where it looks to me like this video game
Ghost recon wild Lands, but it's just a bunch of
what like X Special Forces dudes were just like, man,
we should rob the fucking drug dealers because we got bills.

(54:31):
So I mean just in terms of, like obviously this
does not equate in terms of dollars, but in terms
of like the amount of mind share that these movies
are occupying, like fifty two million. If that, if a
movie sold fifty two million tickets, it would be like
the second biggest movie of the year, right, it would

(54:52):
be five million dollars. Like and were you watching? Where
do you get ten dollar movie tickets? Mr O'Brien in
this city. I I watch all my movies in Missouri.
It's actually worth it when you do the math with
the hotel good ticket because it takes ten bucks. Because
here it's like fucking thirty eight dollars. Yeah, Fire Festival documentary,

(55:16):
The Greatest Party That Never Happened? Twenty million. Did Hulu
put out numbers for their Fire documentary? I don't think so.
I don't think Hulu puts out numbers. I don't like
this is streamers. Streamers don't usually put out numbers like this. Yeah,
I know, Netflix is just putting up, putting, putting their
numbers where their mouth is. I guess forget I ever

(55:37):
said that, let's talk about our planet. Finally, the Nature documentary,
uh that we were talking about when it the trailer
first dropped and they were like, we got at in
Borough bitches. That was viewed by million households in its
first month of release. Have you watched that? I have watched.
The first one kind of sucked me up because it

(55:59):
was like it was a little bit like this is
the state of things, right, this is where we're at.
I'm like the cool birds more pretty less. Yeah, I
don't want to think of like a stranded as polar bear,
Like how fucked we the earth is? Yeah? But that
did it? That crew of I wanted to eat every

(56:20):
animal I saw, like get in my belly. You're like
googling meat, sick fat, best bastard ref Uh Yeah, let's
replace said get in my bed? Were in each other? Um.

(56:41):
But it has one of the coolest things I've ever
seen in nature documentary. It's like this mating ritual where
five like male birds line up on a branch and
like do this dance where it's like a coordinated dance,
and it's all to get the like lead male bird
to be able to have sex with the woman if
she's like impressed enough. But it's not like she she's

(57:01):
not impressed by one of them doing a dance their whole.
It's like a it's like it's like a boy bank
backing up just In Timberlake so he could get with
Britney Spears. But yeah, exactly, but as if that was
instincts only motivation. It's just really hey, Justin needs to
funck like five six seven. It's really like interesting that

(57:23):
nature would evolve to be like that selfless, to be
to just be like, yeah, we need to get this
guy the name Wingman, right. I just made that up
for this debate. It works so well. I went to
the Lyssa Sabo School of debate. H this according to
the study I made up for the purposes of winning
this argument. It worked on me. And I'm gonna believe

(57:47):
that and I'm gonna start spreading that. Yeah, please do.
Netflix is about to take up a lot of my
time this weekend because you know, Beyonce, I'm going to
watch so much Our Planet because I saved a couple
of them. Yeah, yet deep seas deep the high season,
I think would be about pirates. I think discontinuously. I

(58:09):
don't know if you get high when you watch the
Deep Seas, because you might get scared. It was like
a horror movie. When did you see that thing about
you know, blob fish, Like they look all funked up
because they're depressurized when you when we bring them up
to the surface, but like below they look completely different
and not like Ted Cruise. I was really surprised because
there was a photo and they're like, yo, we're actually

(58:29):
doing blob fish pretty dirty man, Like they're out of
their element. That's why they look like that. Yeah, they
look much better. But if you took us all the
way to the bottom of the ocean where they live
and I would look hot to we would look like
Arnold Schwarzenegger in Total Recall when his head starts to
explode face. Actually, I guess it would be the reverse
of them, and they'd be like smash, smash, mammal. No. No.

(58:53):
I feel like I'm using the logic of well, if
blob fish looks ugly up here, and then we all
look ugly up here, and we need to be our
best selves in the deepest part of the ocean. Yeah, no,
that's probably true. Yeah, no breathing tank. Just put a
fucking one ton weight on my leg and just take
me down with a photo shoot or just waterproof camera.
I'll take the selfies myself. This is another fact that

(59:16):
I stand by. Yeah, this is walking directly out of
this office onto a book heading for the merry honest,
for a photo shoot. It's like my agent said, I
need new headshots. Alyssa, it has been such a pleasure
having you. What a great first episode. Uh, we're in
a very politics every day. Yes, seriously. Where can people

(59:39):
find you? You can find me on Twitter and Instagram
at Alyssa Underscore. Sabo, Hey, team underscore. Yeah, you have
an underscore I do. Yeah, it's cool. It is so cool,
isn't it very like you know, like I'm classy but
not too classy. I don't know, says like, you know,

(01:00:01):
I'm utilitarian but not like too much. Anyways, what is
there a tweet you've been enjoying? Oh my gosh, yeah,
can I can I plug? Like my friends Twitter? You
have to hate the person. You have to hate the person,
and actually you have to say fuck them before you
even say their names and this isn't sarcasm. Okay, literally,

(01:00:25):
my friend Lindsey mcdally hate her so much. Follow her, no,
but she's just so fun and a lot of her
tweets it's funny because I'm not going to really be
able to read it because she uses like jifs and like, well,
you say, jeffs. Is that what it is? It's technically
what the creator did, but I'm old school Internet and

(01:00:47):
to me that would always sounded like gift. But is it?
I used to say gifts and then this past week
I started saying jiffs. Something happened. Well, I just was
thinking about Jeff peanut butter and changing it so so
you didn't even hear that. The person who created it
was like, I prefer I say it as a jiff.
You just saw peanut butter and you just connected that.

(01:01:07):
You're like, yeah, I'm switching, OK. But yeah you can
follow her at um Lindsay l I n Z E
two underscores pretty wild? WHOA wait a second, now did
she out underscore us as she did? Bullshit? Uh, you're
not gonna read any of her tweets. You're just gonna no,

(01:01:28):
I will. I'm sorry, I have to be honest, growing
up with TV as my only guide into what adult
life would be like, I thought i'd know way more
people with amnesia by now. So I know that in Quicksand,
like Asia, people are our Quicksand because it doesn't actually exist,

(01:01:50):
but it's such a convenient, like yeah, movie or TV
trope that it just constantly has happened. If you grew
up watching telenovelas, you probably thought every motherucker with head
and we're a soap opera opera the same way, just
like Jane the Virgin right now, you know what I mean.
He's getting his memory back. Oh, I don't know, is
like a big fear of mine. Yeah, I might have it. No,

(01:02:12):
you wouldn't. I don't know. Yeah, that's true. You would
just be a comfort of it. You just become very
curious about everything. Yeah are you? Maybe it's actually very stressful. Um. Actually,
I'm starting to use uh my son as a like
memory tool because he's got a really good memory, like

(01:02:33):
where I left ship and stuff. He's too so because
she's where his brains at, so so many fewer memories
than like, yeah, he's just like everything. I hope you
feel good when he can't read but he'll know where
you left your wallet five years ago. Yeah, he's helped

(01:02:54):
me win so many arguments, like Ramsey run that tape back,
come back court stenographer. Please, that's incredible. Miles, where can
people find? You? Find me on Instagram? And that other
one twitter at Miles of Gray A treat I like
is actually from Alissa. It's the one that you have
been to your at the top. Yeah, but I love
it from Alyssa's sabo at Elyssa underscore Sabo it says, guy,

(01:03:17):
I dated not in the industry. You should try commercials
my mom and dad. You should try being on Netflix,
my agent, you should try new head shots. God, I
love you, Alyssa. Everyone God isn't real Me gets bangs
again with the sarcasm. No, that's a fake. That's a fake.

(01:03:41):
You're more like it's like a fun fake out by
that Y're all about the pump fakes, head fakes. A
couple of tweets I like lisafer Tell tweeted devastated to
learn the Mueller report doesn't pass the backdelt test and
Catherine van Aaron dunk, I hope that's the real name
that uh just once I'd like to see a woman

(01:04:01):
throw up on TV and not be pregnant. Hey, never happened. Uh.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack under Square O'Brien.
You can find us on Twitter at Daily's Eytegeist. Were
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where we post our episodes in our footnote that's where
we link off to the information that we talked about

(01:04:22):
today's episode, as well as the song we write out
on UM, I'm just gonna be weird with this one
because we've just been talking about the unknown so much.
I just want to do an usher song, but I
feel like it needs to get more love. It's called
I Don't Know by Ussher featuring p Diddy, because that's
how I'm feeling right now. We just don't know. We

(01:04:42):
just don't know. And I don't know what you came
to do, girl, what you came to do tonight. But
I'm ready to party. Oh and it's Friday, so just
just take that of your weekend. Take that, Take that
taken alright, guys, have a great weekend. We'll be back
on Monday or maybe before. If something crazy happens, probably
on Monday. We'll talk you bye bye. Come on, I'm

(01:05:06):
having the cock. Are your girls just call? Ask you
how you look? All youad you tell her you look hot,
not to hurry at all, because gotta be shook. I'm
doing it, Hattie. She's telling you she might change. She

(01:05:28):
tell her not to sure that she looks funny, right,
didn't be fun come on before the game. None of
that is got you.