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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season episode three of
Jarley's Nights Geist, a production of I Heart Radio. This
is a podcast where we take a deep dive into
America's share consciousness and say, officially off the top, fuck
Coke Industries and funck Fox News. It's Wednesday, August two.

(00:20):
My name is Jack O'Brien a K and you need
your help on this smiles. I'm Jack Obrian ho stop
best jacko Brian mouse and special Yeah Christie meme donut.

(00:42):
I was actually the most delicate I think I've ever
heard you seeing anything ever. Yeah. Man, I think it's
because we don't have headphone hotel room. I don't know
full disclosure yet. And all that rattling is Jack's mouse
going to my old bananas on this tiny table right now.
Sorry about that. Um, I'm sorry, and I'm thrilled to
be joined as always by my co host Mr Miles.

(01:07):
In the time of mid grade weed, I was a junkie.
You changing my veins actual push but no pump me
what contracted eyeballs, straight reals, amendables, cold rule calls like
a Keith grade and adult Brandon. Okay, Anyway, that was
back user. It's you know, it's very jarring also that
I'm not hearing my own Yeah, I know, I can't.
I don't know if I'm speaking loud enough. I feel

(01:28):
like we're not even doing this. Yeah, but thank you too.
That was trit Gang at just t d Z eight
Gas for that wonderful thank inspired. Well. We are thrilled
to be joined in our third seat by the hilarious
and talented co host of the Ron Burgundy podcast, Carolina Barlow. Hello,
hello here. We're thrilled to heavy. It's just so full disclosure.

(01:55):
We are in Orlando right now for podcast movement. We
all put on our batches rock Carl lanyards. It feels
official right now and we're area Fish Hotel room overlooking
a lazy river that I mean, we can we can
only be so blessed to know it's touched. I do
feel like Orlando is very like it knows it's brand.
Like on the drive over here, I saw people like

(02:16):
water skiing next to like a jump and ship. I
think Florida knows it's brand. Yeah, yeah, I can see
like three roller coasters right now. I think just at
all times, it's a requirement in Land that all theme
parks also that was a new lesson SeaWorld now has
roller coasters. It does, but I guess you have to
keep up why. I mean, the whales seem like they're

(02:38):
cool enough. People are down with that. Still, it was
rated Orlando's number one theme park according to uh uh, well, Caroline,
we're going to get to know you a little bit
better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
a few of the things we're talking about today, such
as the fact that Chris Cuomo is the Fredo of

(03:00):
Cuomo family. Possibly, Oh right, right, my bad, Well, I'm
sure it'll be bleeped. I mean, we we have standards here,
and obviously that's a terrible, terrible insult. We're gonna talk
about Donald Trump's habit of sending people torn out articles
with sharpie scribbled all over them. We're gonna talk about
the trade wars. We're gonna talk about what's going on

(03:23):
in Hong Kong. Uh, and Democratic presidential candidates who just
need to fucking run for senate already. Uh. And then
in the fun part, we'll talk about the Diana musical.
We'll talk about Olive Garden, We'll talk about how Cable
is dying still all that and more. But first Carolina,
we like to ask our guests, what is something from

(03:43):
your search history that's revealing about who you are. I
would say the fact that every few days I google
Ivanka Trump to see, um, something embarrassing that she's done,
and there's always something there and it always brings me joy. Um,
what is it that gives you the joy that like
people know she sucks or yeah? I think that Donald

(04:07):
Trump is such an obvious racist. And on the Ron
Burgundy podcast, we had a criminal psychologist who diagnosed him
as a narcopath, so a narcissist sociopath, so he really
he really can't function in terms of compassion or killing
about others, which is evident if you've watched the news.

(04:28):
But Ivanka Trump, I think, is like the I think
she's the standard for a white moderate, but she's in
the worst place in the world be a white moderate.
And I remember just watching the election thinking if she
just stood up one day and said, my father is
a lunatic mother, well, that's the whole other thing I

(04:49):
get upset about is that she's saying that she's like
looking out for women and children and I'm um, anyway, Yeah,
So I have a dream that comes up once in
a while of me approaching Ivanka tr Up at a
party and trying to humiliate her. And I wake up
and it looks like I've been like wrestling in my sleep,
like I exhausted. So yeah, she occupies like some of

(05:11):
my time. Do you ever have those dreams like where
you're trying to fight but your body is not moving
rapidly enough. Do you have that with Ivanka? Yes, well
it's something like I'm trying to confront her at a party.
I can't find her at this party, and I'm trying
to tell her how awful she is, but I only
have like twenty seconds. So like, listen, you're you're a

(05:31):
complicit piece of ships, um. And you know now, do
you feel any compassion for her having been raised by
that father who was so kind of creepy physically and
otherwise towards her? Um? I think yes and no. I mean,

(05:53):
it's a terrible thing for any young girl to grow
up with a father like that, But she father issues
shouldn't um, like lead you to basically take down Western
democracy Like I mean, like, yeah, I have compassion, but
it just doesn't measure to the fact that she is

(06:14):
just standing idly by. But this is this is what
really gets me about her is that she leaks um
to the news that she tries to help. So you
always hear that, like Ivanka actually thinks her dad should
do something about gun legislation. I just read something the
other day that she is going to solve America's gun problem. Yes, um,

(06:36):
with decades of zero experience. Yeah, I mean, I personally
have find myself having no compassion for the Trump children, like,
oh well, Eric, and just that picture of them with
the tiger they killed I was. I think that they're
two most disgusting people of all time, and I really
feel bad for because his name's fun Where is he too?

(06:59):
He's gonna when he's like twenty five, he's gonna have
to change. He's gonna, I don't know, he might become
a full on Trumper or he might be like I
don't know, dude, I'm trying to be like a stip
internship Shelley Miss Gavitt hanging out together. But Ivanka has
enough of like the finger on the Pulse, where she
knows what she wants to look like, like John Jr.

(07:21):
They look like eighties like super villains. Like Ivanka at
least knows what kind of veneers to get and like
she gets her hair done. They look like the grades
Gordon Geckos like brothers, although he does know enough to
have hated his father during college. According to people who
went to college with him, he said he hated his

(07:41):
I heard he struggled with alcoholism. But that also. Of course,
in the Mulla report, we saw that Donald Trump called
him the stupidest person at the worst judgment. See that's
how I knew the report was no way with my dad.
Ever heard about all? What is something you think is overrated? Overrated?

(08:03):
I think running for exercise is overrated. Um, it's bad
for your joints. I can't run. Also so personal, Um,
like I used to go to those berries bootcam classes,
so you run for half of them and then you
lift weights for the second half. You switch off, so
it's supposed to be amazing for you. And every time
I went to the class, I would say, hey, I

(08:24):
can't run, just by the way, so I'm not gonna
be running quickly, to be very slow, and every time
they would say okay, and then in the middle of
the class they would be like number three, come on
it would give me us more than that, And I
was like, I actually cannot. I never have been able to. Yeah,
you hadn't been properly humiliated exactly. I was like, just

(08:45):
don't yell at me. In general, I'm paying you. People
respond to that. People do they love that. Yeah, I'm
so not that. Um but it would be an effective
training staff for you. Be like, hey, if you want to,
I don't know, lift those weights a little bit. Yeah,
only have a treadmill in my backyard that I just
used for walking. I just walk in your backyard. Yeah,
it's on my little patio and okay, I like one

(09:11):
next to the bench press, like I get down. Just
not a gym your metal while I'm wanting Yeah, what
if something you think is underrated? Um, so this is
something that I truly believe. I think Shonda Rhymes in
all for television shows are underrated. And I don't mean
they obviously are some of the most successful on TV.

(09:32):
I mean, but I don't think people take them seriously
as they take like Ryan Murphy's TV shows or even
Dan Fogelman's TV shows, which have the same range of
the Dan Fogelman Show. Sorry, just for yes, this is
us that's the show. Yeah, so I think that there's
just um, like just people don't think it's like a

(09:55):
woman's TV show, like oh, your wife's gonna go home,
like have a glass of wine to watch Scandal. But
you watch Scandal, you will experience what every woman in
Middle America's experiencing, which is like the revel life find.
It's a great idea for a show. It's just brilliant. Yeah,
and it turns out it's accurate based on like um,

(10:16):
but also just Gray's anatomy. I mean that she's the
only woman to have three hit TV shows that have
over a hundred episodes each, and like people spell her
name wrong and articles, you know, like people. I don't know,
it's just I could go on for longer about it,
but I just don't think people take um. I don't know.

(10:37):
There's a few things that have mass appeal that because
they have a mass appeal, I think people don't take seriously,
and her shows are one of them. Yeah. I heard
the same argument made with big little lies that like that.
When that first came on, when people were like, oh,
it's just like a fun little light diversion, it was like, well,
you don't say that about shows that are exactly the
same but men in them. Yeah yeah, Shonda Rhimes has

(11:01):
like her company, Shonda Land is apparently like the best
place in Hollywood to work and like promote from within
and like people who exactly the roller coasters are fucking sick.
Yeah yeah. And what is a myth? What's something people
think it is true you know to be false. Well,
there's one that my mom said was true which isn't,
which is that if you shave your legs, it will

(11:22):
grow back darker and stubbly. And that's just not true
because it grows Mine grows back like fluffy and blonde. Actually,
you really got to let it grow out to Um, yeah,
I just don't shave it at all and we'll grow
out really nice. Like Also, Jesus, I read the Bible
when I was in college. Jesus isn't even in there.

(11:44):
Jesus didn't even exist. Myth busted. No, Um, Christmas is
just like a guess for Jesus's birthday, Like nobody like
that's not anywhere in the Bible. That's literally nowhere on.
Then some people think politics or the pope just chose

(12:05):
but they didn't even and they chose it because spring
equinox was supposed to be when he was conceived, so
they just counted nine months away. And isn't it the
longest night? Like it's the most winter I think that's
the technical scientific the most winter day of the year
or something like the day on which the earth is

(12:28):
trying to kill you because they went to looking for
the major because everyone had to go back to their
hometown to get counted up for like a Jankee census.
That is one of the stories that Biblical scholars used
to say, Okay, this story never happened because like that
just doesn't make any historical Like they don't have any

(12:49):
they didn't have the means, the motivation to the organization,
and like why would they send them back to their hometown?
Like I read a an analysis of it, and yeah,
they like break down sort of like actual historical logic
versus narrative logic. And that's one of the stories that

(13:11):
they're just like, no, that sounds like a fun story.
We're gonna have to go to christ Land or whatever
that theme park is now in our land so you
can pay your respects. What is it called god Land, uh,
whatever it was whatever, wherever there's a live Crucifixion every
hour on the hour. We may have to go as

(13:31):
much as I want to go to Disney World. It
is called the Holy Land. Experience perfect where the true
heroes live. Yep. Yeah, So you you guys out there
worship in Mickey Mouse, where you need to go to
Holy Land? Bro? Some of the Mickey Mouse. You've got
Mary Magdalen. Right. What did Mike Penn say? He was like,

(13:55):
stay off the internet and like, spend more time on
your knees. Yeah, less time on you know, your screen time,
go to the Holy Land. Yeah, let's time at Disneyland.
More time on your knees. He doesn't know how that does.
He's cheeky. I just wanted to read some user experiences

(14:17):
from holy Land, very spiritually moving. I felt divinely inspired
and blessed by the mighty hand of God. Words cannot
express how I have been blessed by being a part
of the army of God today. So it sounds like
our people, I think we should go to that. I
do want to go. It would be. The thing is, look,
I went to Lutheran school from kindergarten to eighth grade

(14:39):
and Catholic high school, so I know I can definitely
operate in new spaces. You know which way the dude
I can. We'll talk about all kinds of miracles and
ship dude Philippians four thirteen anyway, But like there would
be something that would become massively I think, just sort
of uncomfortable when we're there and like we were in

(14:59):
the presence of people who are like this is great,
like the way this guy is getting whipped like torture. Yeah,
they have a somewhat regular passion play, which is one
of the most problems things can One lucky guest could
be Christ who wants to be Christ. Let's get into

(15:24):
the first and most important story of the day. Chris
Cuomo was insulted. He was pissed. Yeah, Cuomo's pissed. You
get He was at he was on Shelter Island with
his family and some dude just got in his face
and apparently did the thing you're never supposed to do
to an Italian man. I thought that pictures from the

(15:44):
right called me freedom. My name is Chris Cuomo. He
was from the Godfather. There was a weak brother and
they used it as an Italian a spersion you need
you Italian insulting a people it's an insulting fucking people.
It's like the N word for us something. Is that
a cool fucking things? You're a much more reasonable guy

(16:06):
in person than you seem to be on television. Yeah,
but if you want to play, then we'll fucking play.
I've got something you want to say about what I
do want television and say it's up to phone me
and say, listen what I want? A proms? Yeah, you're
gonna have a big fucking problem. What's a little different one.
Let's go fucking self me like that? How don't even selt?
You called me Fred? It was like I call you
pump pitch you like that? You want me to your
nickname and call you that? Called me fraid? You know

(16:27):
my name is not fucking fraid what your name was?
You did not think my name was sucking Fred? Don't
be a lie. I thought you want to be a man,
stand up like a man. I'm standing up, man, be
a man up, even fucking owner. Then what you said? Hey,
then on what you said? Let's wrong with you. You're
gonna have a fucking problem. But what are you all about?
A fucking room? When you're I'll sucking throw you down
these stairs. Like a fucking pump. Please, do you know why?

(16:49):
You know you can fucking sum but why don't you
do it? Take a swing there, gonna call me fred
don't take a fucking SWI Okay, So Chris Cuomo, clearly
he's very strong and his masculine right whatever that video
has been suppressing his strong like bronx accent. I don't
know what that is whatever. Yeah, and he's also demonstrating

(17:09):
he doesn't know what a racial slur is, right when
he goes, you're calling me Fredo. Yeah, that's like the
N word for Italians. Comparing something to the N word
is you got to really come strong but wrong. Yeah,
I mean, if you're gonna if you're gonna swing on
that pitch, it better be a big swing. Because he
went for a bunt on that way. I mean, yeah,

(17:30):
it's just it's all based off of that Michael Corleone's
brother from the Godfather. Fredo was like, you know, I
get it he was lame, but for it to have
that much weight for someone and to actually then shame
another Italian American, He's like, good, that's a slur against
our people, Like, yeah, I didn't realize that. I mean,

(17:52):
I guess in a way, Uh you know, Godfather is Cannon.
Yeah yeah, Um, something tells me that's not the first
time he's been called but possible. Yeah. Well he said
punk's on the right or something called right. I mean,
like that person who walks up to a famous person
and like insults. Then it's like, what's wrong with you? Well,

(18:14):
this person is like, uh, you want to be right wing?
Got you? Yeah? Like who? He seemed like a natural comedian.
It's pretty funny. Yeah, so, I mean, you know what's
funny is Sean Hannity actually was like, you know what,
Chris Cuomo doesn't have to apologize for anything. This is
his tweet, he said, I say good for Chris Cuomo.

(18:36):
He's out with his nine year old daughter and his
wife and this guy is being a jackass in front
of his family. In my humble opinion, Chris Cuomo has
zero to apologize for. He deserves you. I'm just really glad.
That's where Seawan Hannity decided to like the hell he
decided to die, and he's like, you know what, I'm
going to break ties with my party for a second.
Everything else is going great, Everything else has been perfect.
To say something about this. It's like it's like that

(18:58):
meme of the two arms locking in like a you know,
from like your son of a bitch from on one
side and say fox News, the other says CNN and
the fist grabbing Fredo is a slur. You know what.
We don't fucking agree on a lot, but that's fucking disrespectful.
There was a girl with curly blonde hair like me

(19:18):
who my friend called a fucking Ramen noodle head, and um,
I kind of thought it was really funny though It's
it was like he was like that fucking Ramen noodle
head and I was like, hey, I have blonde curly
hair too. That being said, I would never say, hey,
does your mom have blonde curly hair? Yeah, so you're

(19:41):
disrespecting people right right right? Yeah, sit in sane in
anyway comparing it to the ND word would be insane. Hey,
well he's a tough guy, we found out, and uh,
you know, good for him, I guess. But the the
Ramen noodle were was that around like when Justin Timberlake
had his hair that looked like Ramen noodles. Cause I

(20:01):
feel like that was a very InVogue and his hair
really Yeah, because let's talk about a wet a wetness
to it, and like the tips were so frosted they
could only be mistaken for uncooked ramen noodles. I'm sure
that Chris Cuomo's wife and daughter were thrilled that he
chose to like take it to the mats on this

(20:21):
one and just like letting it roll off. I mean
he was doing the thing that like rich people who
want to act tough do, which is like say everything
except get violent, or like if you know people who
are like who are about that ship there typically or
just like, no, my ego has been damaged and I'm
just going to react violently, where he's like, I'll fucking
throw you down the stairs. Is that not enough? Uh?

(20:44):
Fuck you threaten to eat me? He said? He picks
chunks of people like me out of his stool. No
he didn't. Yeah he did when I worked at ABC News.
He's just he's a very friend. He picked chunks out
of his stool. Right, It's like one of those things
that falls apart right away, like for breakfast, so you

(21:09):
examine your stool. I'm having some some sort of bowel
things right now, and the doctor says I need to
send look, look, fuck you kids. I do think that
um like toxic masculinity is inherently unattractive, Like guys who
are going to pick a fight with someone, I like,
just from a female standpoint, I think that's actually repulsive,

(21:31):
like which I don't think you can know unless you're
in that moment. We're like, oh my god, no, you're
being so pathetic right now, Like the strong move is
just to walk away. Right. Obviously there's like circumstances where
that's not the case, but for the most part, like
fighting someone on vacation but who knows his wife is like,
oh my gosh, it's here right now, down the fucking stairs. Christo. Alright,

(22:01):
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.
And we're back. And there's a story that echoes something
I had heard Trump has done for years, that he
was using an analog form of Twitter before anyone. Yeah, basically,

(22:25):
when The New Yorker profiled him and the person who
wrote the story, it wasn't flatter. I mean, it was
just an honest account of spending a week with Donald
Trump and how he was just completely empty and was like, hey,
it's a pretty cool life, huh. I said that the
great life. Don't I How cool is my life? Literally,

(22:48):
like that's all he kept, just literally saying. Yeah. So
the guy wrote the article and then like a couple
of weeks later, he got in the mail a piece
of the article with loser written on it from Donald Trump. Hey, Tom,
you are a loser. Donald Trump just scrawled across the
page because he just like gets mad at stuff and

(23:09):
writes on it. Yeah. Well this falls perfectly in line.
But there's no way right, right except do not trust her.
He probably has, like he's like, what you don't know
is there's also a copy for his together in bed.
He's always had a complicated relationship with Justin Trudeau. Yeah, well,

(23:31):
because Justin Trudeau has you know, stood up to him,
and he like he always says apparently like about him,
like when he's not around Trudeau or just like you know,
casually the people in the cabinet. He's like he always
refers him as a tough guy. He's like, yeah, he's
a tough guy. This guy is a tough guy about Trudeau. Trudeau,
he's a tough guy. Like that's like the weird nickname

(23:53):
for him that he always refers to him as a
tough guy, which is of course the thing you say
when you're like a dude trying to like fight guy.
Huh okay. I also think he must be threatened by
Trudeau's good looks like that can't for someone who's so
obsessed with their appearance and the long ties in the tan.
You don't even talk about his hair. Um, it's painted on,

(24:14):
the grease paint. Yeah, it's like it's again, it's just
too much of a villain situation. Um, but you Yeah,
just to see someone who's so almost jokingly attractive and
who your daughter wants to fuck, like that picture of
just in profile and she's looking at his mouth with

(24:40):
her pen in her mouth, the pen is dangling out
of her mouth. I am too self conscious to have
ever done that in front of a crush because it's
too overtly secure, right right, right, good God, She's like,
I'm an age deductress, My husband is a giant and
twelve year old, and I will have sex with you that. Yeah,

(25:03):
I wonder what Jared how Jared feels also seeing that photo,
because it's like him just on like Chad Pills, basically
bigger and bulkier and more masculine, anyway, So with Trudeau,
it's the same ship. Right. There was an issue of
Bloomberg Business Week. This is from seventeen in May. There's
a picture of Trudeau and the headline just said the

(25:24):
anti Trump. So our man tore the fucking cover off
the magazine and wrote on it in silver sharpie. And
this is, according to people with direct knowledge, something to
the effect of looking good. I hope it's not true.
Like not a well thought out response either, just hope

(25:46):
it's not true, like that, like you want to defeat
me that you write down I don't know. Um. And
then so this was so absurd that the Canadian bassetter
thought it was a prank and immediately like reached out
to the White House and was like, um, yeah, I
think we may have gotten some kind of prank. And
they're like White House Male, Yeah, like this is no.

(26:08):
This that was very real, and they're like sometally disturbed person.
But then it got basically it ramped up a little
bit even more so. Then in December of Trump told
a crowd in Penciccola, Florida, that there's like, you know,
we've got a tremendous trade deficit with Canada and we've
got to we've got to write that. And you know,
around this time he mailed Trudeau this document, but of

(26:31):
course the White House one that only takes into account
like data that would only support his point very narrowly,
a document that shows that the US had a trade deficit,
and then in sharpie wrote not good exclamation point, um.
But but this whole document, they say, all the end
lists are like it's only mentioning the deficit in the

(26:52):
trade of goods and ignored the surplus in services. So
when you combine them, it actually gives the US an
overall surplus. But it's only looking at this one peece.
So then Trudeau clapped back on his official stationary not
ripped off documents or whatever, um, and wrote, Dear Donald,
it's been a busy year. Enjoy the Christmas holidays. You
deserve it. Oh one thing, you gave a great speech

(27:15):
in Pensacola, but you were slightly off on the balance
of trade with Canada, the US Treasury Department says, so
all the best for and justin. And the second page
of the letter is a print out of this like
informational page that is from the U s Trade like
office that shows exactly that there is a trade surplus,
and it was like, and that's the devil's kiss he

(27:36):
gave him, So you know, they have a very I
just like to Yeah, that's the most insulting. Yeah, that's
as far as they can go. I will highlight a
fact and it will be a parent and that's all
we will need to do about He literally says, you
deserve like a good holiday. You know what, I'm not
going to say you don't deserve it because Christmas should
be fun for everyone. You probably mean to me because

(27:57):
you're just exhausted. We have the caveman like, not good,
thank you well. Speaking of Donald Trump's version of trade,
his conception of trade, it looks like the US may
have blinked in the whole staring contest with China. Yeah,

(28:18):
well everyone was saying about this trade war, don't do it.
And he was like, they're very easy to win. Yeah,
they're very They're very chill. They're so easy to win.
They're not okay, I don't get I don't know how
you win this. So basically right at this point, where
there's a lot of indicators we've talked about in the
in past episodes that a lot of economists are looking

(28:41):
at sort of all kinds of data that suggests that
there's a recession coming, and ought to add on top
of that, just completely disrupting trade with China, like in
a very unproductive, destructive way is the worst fucking possible move. Um.
So then what happened was there was like there was
those new tariffs that were announced like about a month ago,
and then recently Manuchin came out and was just saying, uh,

(29:05):
you know what, actually we're going to delay some of
these tariffs until mid December. And everyone's like, what the
funk was going on. They're like a lot of people thought, oh,
maybe they are trying to find some kind of middle
ground because it really doesn't help either country, but China
would fare better I think in the long run. Um.
And so a lot of people are sort of speculating,
and then it turns out on Tuesday, people asked like,

(29:26):
what's going aske Trump directly was going on with the tariffs,
and he said, we're doing this for the Christmas season
just in case some of the tariffs would have an
impact on US customers. So in a way that maybe
he realizes that it could have effects because prior to
this he's like, everything is so chilled. They're giving us
all this money and people are saying no, no, no,
but the consumers ultimately pay this tax on the income

(29:48):
and goods, Like it doesn't matter, that's not how it works.
So then when he's talking about the negative impact, he
then goes on to say, so far, there have been
virtually none, no negative, no negative impacts on the We've
lost like three and a half billion dollars in corn loss. Yeah,
I mean the farm trade is really like what the
most absurd whole piece of this whole puzzle is because

(30:09):
while he's saying there's no impact, China announced last week
they would completely suspend US agricultural imports. So and that
completely shuts off one of the biggest markets to these farmers.
And he's like, well, they're going to get subsidies, but
none of these farmers want that. That's not an actual
solution to my long term business as a farmer where
I grow fucking ship and I sell it like I

(30:32):
don't just need you to buy, like give me the money,
like this needs to function as a farm. And so
with that, the Secretary of Agriculture, I mean I think
he put this to rest. Yeah, were unhappy. So on
top of all this, when people are like, I don't
care what you're saying, like these tariffs are fucking up
our entire business, like this is are just closing and

(30:54):
they were, and they were. They were in Nebraskans or
is Wands. I think over the weekend at the fair,
like sort of ceremoniously changing their party affiliation from Republican
to Democrat to like, show like this is negatively affecting us.
So sunny perdue, uh he was. He was talking to
like a group of farmers at like farm fest and
he tells them, He's like, you know, I had a

(31:16):
farmer tell me in Pennsylvania, and everyone's like, whate where
the fun is going? What do you call two farmers
in a basement? I said, I don't know. What do
you call them? He said a wine seller? Because the
fucking crowd started booing, because because the farmers are whining,
oh yeah about all the trade and how like all
the It's a crazy joke for so many reas, one

(31:40):
of which is that farmers are some of like the
sturdiest of all time. They wake up at like three am,
two you know, I'm like, oh my god, really and
their bodies like are like they've defied traditional and scientific
knowledge y like your body looks too small to be
this strong. Yeah. No, they've been working since they were
a tual children and um, and this Pennsylvania farmer approaches

(32:04):
him and is like, you know, me and my kind
are a bunch of fucking winers. We can both agree
on that. To let me tell you this joke, right,
exactly right. It's like telling a saying that you heard
a racist joke from the person of the race that
you're making fun of to try and like get away
with it. Uh. Yeah, No, it's a farmer who told

(32:26):
me so, I guess it's cool. So from that, I
think it's a smooth transition to uh international news. We
don't usually cover much international news, but this story is
just growing and growing amongst other places. And we probably
should talk about ind in Pakistan too, because that's another,

(32:46):
yeah conflict. But yeah, the protests in Hong Kong I've
gotten just progressively more intense and more organized. We mentioned
I think like ten weeks ago whenever it started, because
there was this law that was being proposed that would
essentially like the people that were living in Hong Kong
could be extradited to mainland China to like face like
the legal system there just be disappeared essentially, right And

(33:09):
you know, like the people in Hong Kong have you know,
they've been sort of in a they have a semi
autonomous sort of standing with China where there's like two
different systems happening at the same time, even though they're
China and they enjoy a lot more freedom than people
in the mainland. But the biggest thing was like absolutely no,
if you're gonna start extraditing people, it's just gonna stifle
like dissident voices and things like that. And progressively it's

(33:32):
just more people have been in the streets, more interactions
with the police. The police are getting more violent there.
There's video of them like planting ship on protesters, and
a lot of it has to do with like, uh,
you know, right now China is in an all out
mission like using their state news to essentially just paint
these people as like rioters and terrorists. Yeah, I know,

(33:54):
it's complete propaganda, and it's also just yeah, I mean
it's undermining any sympathy for their goals the right now. Um,
the most recent thing that happens like Monday, the protesters
shut down the fucking Hong Kong Airport like just fully,
like they had to cancel all the flights. And that's
a I think a very effective protest tool because the
amount of commerce that gets just fucking stopped up right there,

(34:16):
Like that's gonna force people to do something because you know,
all that travel in and out of the city like
has a lot of a huge ripple effect. And then
on Tuesday morning there were still some protesters left. But
right now the Chinese response has been like just stacking
military vehicles and personnel like on the board or like
near Shenzen and issuing warnings like you will invite your

(34:38):
own self destruction or something like that, like if you can.
It's so it's very, uh, very disturbing, and I don't know,
like look, considering how what the relationship with the US
has with China, I don't know what that you like
you think this would be a thing you do not
want the Chinese to go and like soldiers and like
just violently put down these these demonstrate um, but it

(35:01):
seems like that's inevitably worth it. Yeah, stuff like I
don't know, because they can shut down the internet, but
like a lot of people have cameras there too, and
it's a different time than like Tanneman Square, like there's
and like China absolutely wants to play it very cool.
I don't know, it's it's something that you are. It
would be a great time to have a president, you know,

(35:23):
like president doesn't praise dictators. Be an amazing time And
all of these Democratic candidates obviously are speaking out in
support of the protesters. UM, but it means it means
just a little bit more coming from the White House. Yeah.
I think all he said was like I hope both
sides figure out something happy. It was like the most

(35:44):
both sides you ship ever And it was like a
tweet and it was like he talks like a second
grader who's not trying that hard, you know what I mean.
Like I was like, just like should I have to
turn this assignment? Let me just just I'll finish it
on my way to school, or like when you're talking
but you're not actually even thinking about what you're saying
when it's like how do you feel about that? Yeah?
I think both sides all should do good. Points in

(36:07):
everyone's UM direction is going into the right placed secretary
thinking I couldn't have put that better? Did you write
that that written? I just wrote that down, General Secretary
of the u N. Let's let's talk about the Democratic
candidate field. So it is narrowing, right, Like some of

(36:29):
the people are out southanire I think is going to
get in this next debate. I know, but he doesn't
have the percentage points. But he has enough donors. He's interesting.
He could plant so many trees. I just wish you
would go do that. Yeah, I mean, use your money.
Why this is what he should do. He needs to
bankroll the Senate campaigns of some of these other fucking

(36:51):
presidential candidates. So, yeah, it is thinning out. But I
think a lot of people who are still in the
race have to kind of ask themselves, like are they
just going to slog it out until the very end
when there's still no chance? Or is their incentive at
this point, like they've made their impact, they've had their
national TV moment, Like why are people who have a
zero percent pulling at zero percent sticking it out? They think,

(37:14):
I think they might have enough money and feel like
I've raised enough money to stay in the race at
a certain you know, certain amount of time, I can
keep going. But I think you never know, Like on
these debate stages, some people have these moments and you
could go from obscurity to just get a little bit
of a bite and it's like just enough of a hit,
dopamine hit, Like you know what, maybe I'll come back
for that, you know what. Eric Swall will actually surprise

(37:36):
me because I thought that's what he was getting at.
In one of those the debates, right before he dropped out,
he called out Biden immediately. Then he called out Mayor
Pete for not firing that police officer. You know, he
was kind of on a roll. And then like a
week later he drops out of the race. But I
respect him for it too. He took his shots. He

(37:58):
took his shots. He um got attention and then he
said not yet. He's like, oh, people hate me very well,
mean about John Delaney really doesn't get it. It's like, dude,
go get out. You know, at least Joe Biden has
an excuse because he's his numbers like are still strong.
But like John Delaney is refusing to acknowledge that it's

(38:21):
it's a rape. So anyway, they're like two Senate seats
that a lot of people are looking at that could
be actually be very competitive if people just drop out
of the presidential race. The first one is John hicken
Looper to run for Corey Gardner's Senate seat in Colorado.
Hicken Looper is an ex governor and people like him,
and Gardner is like as good as dead basically, well no,

(38:43):
I mean, look, Colorado is a very left leaning state,
and he's he's a Republican, you know, he says the
right He's like one of those Republicans who says the
right things about Trump, like when he's like that's really
that's disturbing, but then fucking does nothing with his vote
or there's no meaningful stand against him, So that's gonna
be a hard thing. Like I feel like a charismatic

(39:06):
Democratic candidate can just keep pointing to that and like,
look what this person does in the face of like
this racism, the sinophobia, all this other ship nothing like,
this isn't a human, This is a parasite. And he's
pulling badly because he's basically on the right but not
doesn't have Trump's sort of ground. I don't know populism,
I don't know what his polling numbers are. I remember

(39:28):
people talking about like even back in people or people
talking about how he was vulnerable. You know, he's definitely vulnerable.
Uh yeah, I think he's forty two person anyways, Yeah,
he's he's definitely not strong. And I think basically when
people even put hicken Looper on a like sort of
um like speculative poll saying if these are Democrats running

(39:51):
against Corey Gardner, who would you pick? Hicken Looper leads
by fifty one or something like that, Hicky Looper, I
I thought I read today that he's considered dropping out,
which is basically dropping out right, Well, yeah, I think
there's a lot of people are like, there are ads
basically begging him to run first Senate and they're like, dude,
you're you could fucking kick this guy's eyes. And also,

(40:12):
this is what's really important, is like if there's any
shot of chipping away at the majority, the Republicans are
in the same these are the seats that have to
go from red to blue. So the second seat being
John Cornyn's in Texas, and everyone's like, betto please, how's
better going to run there when he's also the president? Exactly, Dude,

(40:32):
can you be senator and president at the same time? Sensident,
maybe dude, predator. Predator was so up for better becoming
president watching his campaign in Texas in but it just
it fell apart. It really fell apart. It's actually really
interesting to watch how that campaign just lost traction all

(40:55):
of a sudden. I think it was from him saying
initially that he wouldn't run for president and then coming
back and saying actually, and then doing a lot of
emo posts like on media, yeah, himself with his bass,
while also just he wouldn't go on cable TV, so
he wasn't like expanding his base, but he was like

(41:17):
streaming everything. He's like, here's my dentistrial pointment. Did I
love I mean, Texas loves him. I mean kids, it's
sort of from what I've read, it's like a Kennedy phenomenon.
People will run in the streets with him, like people
will just reach out to touch him, which I understand
because he's like a skateboarder and was in a band

(41:37):
and he's really attractive. But um, yeah, I think I
think it's time. Yeah. Well, I mean he's you know,
he's really not pulling well, so there's not much for
him to point to to be like, well, actually, oh yeah, no.
And I mean if his whole like just starting to
swear him and be like the candidate who says what

(41:59):
he's actually thinking, if that doesn't like get him any
tracks for the next couple of weeks, then it's time
to move on it, right. But also, but he can't
just keep saying what the press, even though I think
we all like, yeah, I was amazing. I think that
it's actually after the el Pasto shooting, I felt that
even more he needed to be in the Senate because
he was like a stalwart for Texas. It was as

(42:22):
if he was protecting Texas. And I think that everyone,
I mean everyone el Pasto was getting so annoyed with
Trump and it's sort of like, yeah, this is actually
where you belong and you do so much for the state.
And I mean Texas at the team election was closer
than Illinois. You know, there was some crazy ships happening.
That's the thing. That's why everyone's like, please like John

(42:43):
Cornyn is fucking not ready for better. I know he's
nursing his wounds because he lost to fucking blob fish
Manila Face guy Ted Cruise. But like, just like it's
like flat and just like there's no form you forget.
It made it more disgusting by the fact that he's
just such an obvious push over, Like it just makes

(43:06):
him even more on Those profiles of his wife were
amazing a knowing that he demanded the movie version of
a Whole New World from a Laddin play at their
wedding like a band couldn't play. He demanded his seed version.
You don't understand. Also, the fact that his wife and
his daughter are both like sucks. Yeah. Yeah. When the
when the daughter's like, well, what happens if dad becomes president,

(43:28):
she's like, well then I'll be the first lady. And
it's like, but what about your job? I think you
were the Golden Sax or something right, And she's like,
well no, I wouldn't work anymore. And she's like, mom,
you're smarter than she goes. She goes, this sounds like
a bad deal for you, that it would be so
hard for me to get over my husband supporting someone
would call me ugly, like a big deal in my relationship. Yeah, yeah,

(43:51):
he didn't mean it like that. I can't even yeah,
but it means it means cool in the streets. Um.
The thing is like when you look again, like at Texas,
Obama lost Texas by like sixteen points last time he ran,
Hillary lost by nine better lost by two and a
half points eighteen, and everyone's again we've talked about this.
Also a lot of people on the right are very

(44:12):
very concerned about Texas actually becoming rapidly more purple than
blue because from an electoral college standpoint, if you don't
have those electoral college votes, you have no way to
win it. Like it's it's actually a rap So it's
that's why a lot of people like, please, if it's
trending like this and you only lost by two and
a half points last time, your profile is even bigger now. Also,

(44:34):
like the fucking boost he would give to down ballot democrats,
like right, just by pulling everybody turno is gonna be
wild either way. But like if you really, like if
there's a real idea of like let's fucking change Texas
for the better kind of thing, Like that's why a
lot of especially like um uh uh consultants and like
a lot like people who are like really invested in

(44:56):
like the whole centi math of it, Like just like
the police, like this is another key key seat, the
one question I have is I've heard that betto a
lot of hisen success was based on the fact that
the entire Bernie machine was basically mobilizing for him. So
if he ran in a Senate campaign, like would that

(45:19):
work because he wouldn't have that same infrastructure. But you know,
I mean, he did just run a Senate campa. You
think he has such a he is um like a
little bit more celebrity to him now, Yeah, And I
think and I think even with the amount of out
of state support that came into like if it was
again to knowing that like Mitch McConnell's fucking Darth Vader, like,

(45:41):
the way to defeat them is by turning these seats like,
there could be a lot of national attention that would
help him to um. But one thing, though, is that
John Cordon is fucking scared to death. He sent a
fundraising emo that said, like, please donate now because we've
started and I'm not serious. This is what it's called
a stand against bed fund. Yeah, this guy is not

(46:03):
even running for Senate and Cornin is already fundraising off
of this thing like that. Well, I mean, I'd hate
for him to run, but he won't because of this,
but oh he bet or not right, he is shook, daddy.
He can probably just see the writing on the wall.
Oh of course, I mean yes, is coming up there,
there's no way. Yeah. And there's a lot of people

(46:25):
retiring on the GOP and Texas to like Will heard
him rats on a ship. Yeah, And I think that
the thing. It's like, do I maybe eke out another
win only to be completely consumed in the next cycle,
Like do I want to really go out and have
people like hold me publicly accountable for votes? Yeah? I
mean that's the thing too, is that Mitch McConnell. I

(46:47):
feel like five years ago, so fewer people knew who
he was, right, and now like he can't go anywhere,
and it's so amazing. So I feel like that's going
to happen more often. Yeah, people become more visible, and
I think that just shows how much more people are
becoming engaged with politics too. Now it's like that people

(47:08):
understand who the cast of characters is. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.
I just feel like not enough people in Kentucky Kentucky
is and he's pulling at eight percent though, is he really? Yeah,
approval rating there was he did some kind of town
hall thing and like there was a whole crowd of
fucking yeah, Like it was. It was crazy to watch,

(47:32):
yeah in a way where like I mean not that
that's where like the energy is in Kentucky and clear
there's energized people. Like to just see a group of
people him trying to give like his lay mass boilerplate
stump speech was it was such a boiler point. It
was like, really, nice to see you everyone in Kentucky
and happy to day with the best stating country charismatic

(47:52):
person like that I could imagine, not just like he's
not charismatic for a politician, he's the least like you
can't imagine. His kids hate them too. Yeah, they hate him,
and they didn't want Kavanaught to get that Supreme Court seat.
And they're really upset with him because they have a
fine and heart. And then again like when you're all

(48:14):
it would take us and we're like, dude, what's up
with your fucking dad. Well, that's the thing that I
think is so interesting. And I was just reading that
book Educated by Tara Westover. Anyway. It's a book about
a girl who grew up in a doomsday family, but
it's all about how she's sort of betrayed them by
being educated because they think that the government's public school
system and the medical establishment are out to get them. Basically, Um, yeah,

(48:40):
it's a memore. It's an amazing memoir. But she talks
a lot about and then she ends up doing like
she goes to bring him young, then goes to Cambridge,
then goes to Harvard. It's like unheard of. She's a
crazy and all by she finishes a PhD when she's
like twenty seven at Cambridge. So obviously I'm personally offended
by that. But she know I'm so rude. Um, But
she talks a lot about what are your loyalties to

(49:01):
your family versus your loyalties to society? You know what
I mean. It's like, oh, you have a loyalty, you
have actually a purpose, You have a loyalty or a
service you have to do for the world. And just
like coming out against your dad publicly it seems so
obvious at this point, but like, I love my dad,
but if he was putting concentration camps up, I would
have to say, hey, hey, maybe this one maybe my

(49:26):
dad sucks. I'm gonna be fraid on this one thing
exactly alright, we're gonna take a quick break and we'll
be right back. And we're back, and there is a

(49:47):
Diana Princess Dia musical coming to Broadway. It already seemed
to me like a weird subject for a musical before
I read this description. So it says, at times the
place seems on the brink of doo wop, kept transporting
me back to Memphis, and it's broadbly a different play
on the bright side. Diana, staged by La Joia Playhouse

(50:11):
Artistic director Christopher Ashley, has a lively sense of humor
about itself. The tona's ironic, the pulse is fast moving,
and the tragic ending isn't milked for tears. Interesting, like
were they anticipating They're like, you know, like the whole time,
like they're gonna really funk me up with this ending,
probably like maybe they do a Once upon a time

(50:32):
in Hollywood. We're not going to do it. Oh right,
it's just doesn't go in the direction you think. You
get there extra fast, right, they're like, wow, that you're
eating a bag get Like. It's also just about a
woman who's so fiercely private and soft spoken, and I'm

(50:55):
I don't even think would have liked musicals. Maybe I'm wrong, right,
I mean yeah, and the review makes it sound like
it's like rockabilly, Like it's like what it like Princess
Dies life as imagined by Skinner cleaning up a mine
for you. There's probably a whole dancing minefield number. Yeah,

(51:19):
there's definitely a doop number on the AIDS. Yeah, yeah,
manutrition aids minds. It's really into d mining right, um.
But yeah, it really is an odd thing, like it's
a it's too close to our memory that like it
doesn't feel too soon. I would say a weird way

(51:41):
like Hamilton's, Like I get like it's so far removed.
I thought Hamilton was too soon. Yeah, I'm saying that
the whole time that I was in the audience, I
thought Jesus Christ Superstar was too soon. Yeah, way too
Joseph from the Technicolor Dream quote, way just enough time, Yeah,

(52:02):
biggy Victor Hugo fan. But yeah, I think you know,
it really is. I can't imagine a version where I'm like,
that was actually really good, laugh for the whole fucking time. Yeah.
Then again, you know, we didn't think that the nine
eleven Musical was going to be funny and we were
wrong about that. So well Tony Award winning music. Yeah,

(52:23):
tomorrow we dine in Hell is the name of this
next story. Yeah, well, you know, we always always like
to keep track of what's going on at the Olive Garden,
the train restaurant. Um. And also, yes to everybody tweeting
me about Taco Bell giving money to Republicans, I already know.
Here's just a quick aside that article is pointing to.
There's a pack political Action committee that's run by franchise

(52:46):
owners and other employees of Taco Bells. So these are
employees putting their own money together to gives. It's not
what Taco Bell gives out as a whole. With that
will boycott those specific But with that said, brands does
inordinately give to Republicans, but like they're not huge spenders, um,
but the head of Taco Bell absolutely does give to

(53:09):
Donald Trump. So do without do that? Do with that
what you will? Yeah, like very like small small ship.
But again, and then we talked about this, I think
with was it Billy maybe off Mike about how like
fucking everything that you're buying is going to probably on
a like if you really think about like the five
companies that own a lot of this ship you eat,
Probably a good chance it's going to Republicans, although Chipotle Democrats,

(53:34):
But I don't like Tobani Yogurts. Probably what are they
owned by Nestley dan In yet I don't know. But
they're CEO is really cool? Are they? Yeah? Great? Well
then maybe not? But anyway, yes, uh, and maybe I'll
eat less Taco Bell and I'll eat more Popeye chicken
Taco Bell Grade F meat yeaah, that's fine, it's not

(53:55):
dog food is grade D. Yeah, okay, I never tried
point in a burrito. My dogs just are better than me.
Self esteem thing. Um So anyway with this one with
I mean, I'm surprised you haven't already fully made the
switch from talk about all that. You know, I could

(54:19):
start on that, but I couldn't right now because it's
it's it's as far too upsetting. I could never mention
Tuscany in the same breath as this abomination of Italian food,
but they are offering so every year they do a
pasta pass. We talked about this last time because it
was like, wait, it's like a movie pass, but for
Olive gardens. This one tomorrow August. It will debut now.

(54:40):
If you sign up, if you're one of the first
fifty people to sign up for this year's Pasta Pass,
you will have an opportunity two instead by the four
hundred dollar Lifetime Pass, which means a lifetime This is
the verbatim from the website. A lifetime of unlimited servings
of Pasta's sauces and toppings, plus unlimited soup or salad

(55:03):
and bread sticks. I mean, that's where they got me,
although I guess the salad is already unlimited. But they're
they're saying the whole promotion. They're like, it's supposed to
be in line with our core values of Hospitalian hospital.
But yeah, like, you know, good luck to everybody trying
to get that. I wonder what I mean, that seems

(55:25):
like good business. No person even if they had a
lifetime of Olive Garden. I feel like if you did,
like a Morgan Spurlock type like Olive Garden me, you
would probably die by day four. The Lindsay Lohan's family,
Dina Lohan, was given a year's supply of Baskin Robbins,
which you would think is one of those things that's
more in Oh, how are you going to use that again?

(55:46):
The family was using it so often and past the
year of Mark Baskin Robbins was like, listen, we're not
giving it anymore ice cream? Would they just they could
just go to a basket, Just go to the basking
Robbins get like birthday size tubs full of ice cream,
and then you got to know who you're giving those pasts.

(56:09):
That Actually, when I think about ice cream is something
I think I could very right because you don't eat
it every day, but you could eat it every other day.
I was like, who are you feeding? Not un then
she was taking that with her to like the Middle
East and her peacekeeping missions. Just turn that into some
drugs or something. Maybe I'm flipping it flipping shout out

(56:30):
to Dina had my birthdaythday also, Prince Harry. That makes
so much sense, all the combination of the two. It's
just the zeitgeist just swore perfectly, Harry. And that's what
If I was on a dating site, that would be
my profile half Dina low hand, half Prince Harry. Totally. Miles,

(56:54):
oh Man, you should write dating profile My friend dead
had a appeck steakhouse like free, like black card or
something like that, and we used like sure, wait, so
you could just pull up a party of whoever and
you just had a five stit card. What would you
get Alice Spring's chicken, Alice Springs chicken. The I really

(57:16):
like the wings, even though I know they're I've never
had wings. They're they're good. They're like fried, so they're
like that. Yeah, it's good. It's they're not like wings.
But back in the later, yeah, all right, And finally
we want to talk about cable because the way we
consume television is changing rapidly. I think even the streaming

(57:39):
services are going to be extremely different a year from now.
Now that it's basically each streaming services a channel. I know,
it's weird. They're it's like they're there. There used to
be like four you only needed, and they're gonna be
nineteen they're gonna have to do and then someone's gonna
have to unify the nineteen kingdoms again. But the right now,
the way like traditional subscription cable is falling off is

(58:02):
it's rapid. Okay, So the largest, the largest pay TV
providers saw subscriber losses more than triple to one point
five three million in the second quarter compared to last
year's second quarter, it was only dude, but that was
only like so it's rapidly rapidly. So last year the

(58:26):
second quarter was like catastrophically bad and they lost four
thousand customers. And this year at one point when yeah,
it's you know, there's like a weird thing now where
like there's a bunch of streaming services and networks having
like disagreements like if you had like Direct TV or

(58:49):
a T and T, like CBS was like, we're not
fucking putting any of our ship, like you wouldn't have CBS.
I just lost CBS, And in your mind used to
be like hold on back in the day, like people
wasn't CBS was at CBS was the only one you
could like count on because like Fox would you never
knew be there. Sometimes not NBC, but CBS was like

(59:11):
the given, it seems fucking anyway. And then HBO and
Dish Network were also like they were going back and
forth on whether or not they could show their content.
So it is this thing where like it's like a
bunch of musical chairs now and I don't know like
how it all ends up because I already know once
the Disney plus thing happens, there might be some cool
shit on there that I might entertain subscribing to that.

(59:32):
Right now, I have Netflix, I have Hulu, I have
forgive me Father Direct TV now still I know I should,
but they got me still because I have to keep
watching Day Fiance and I did not need disruption to
my service. And then I'm probably gonna end up getting
maybe the Apple shit and the Disney I see everyone

(59:53):
subscribing to that eventually. Yeah, Disney is very smart. They
immediately got Star Wars going over there, right. They also
have a bunch of kids movies. Lady and the Tramp
is going to be on there, so they're building a
business that immediately family is going to be watching, all
those fucking nerds are gonna be watching that channel. And
then sorry, I mean I count myself as an Apple.

(01:00:16):
They just like loaded it with people like Jennifer Anderston,
Reese Witherspoon, Steve Kroll. Did you see that trailer. It's
I mean, you don't see any of them. It's just
like ominous shots of like the set of this news
show that it's supposed to be, like this morning TV show,
And it seems dramatic. I don't know it was enough
where like if it's bad, they did a good job

(01:00:37):
of so, but but they have also it's always sunny though,
oh yeah yeah. And literally when I forget which cast
member posted about it, they were like, we don't know
what this is going to look like or was watching
this necessarily because it's just so new, But um, given
that it's Apple, it'll probably do well. So we'll get Apple.
I'm gonna get from from people who are like making

(01:01:00):
series for Apple right now that Apple is difficult to
work with from like a like notes perspective. They're used
to hardware notes, not content, and they're started being like,
oh right, we ment like airing this under our name
might say something about our values and companys before we're like, hey,
you know that Square you paid a thousand dollars. That's us,

(01:01:22):
not like oh we're pro life, you know. And then
it's like what what? But I think, yeah, I also
have HBO go. I also need to see the office
wherever that shows up, because that's leaving it's we're gonna
be funny HBO. HBO Max was the one that I
heard that I was like, Okay, I need that for sure,

(01:01:42):
because that's got I think the office is going there.
It's like all the Warner Brothers Warner TV shows BC, right, yeah,
and or Universal TV shows plus HBO. So I guess
we'll see who wins the streaming wars. Yeah, because eventually
there's going to have to be some kind of consolidation. Well, Carolina,
it has been such a pleasure having you. Thank you

(01:02:03):
guys so much for bringing me to your hotel room.
Where can people find you so you can catch me
on I hearts the ron Burgnity podcast. Every episode is
released on nine pm specific time on Wednesday nights. Yeah,
it's a great podcast. Yeah, check it out. Yeah. And
is there a tweet you've been enjoying? M My tweet

(01:02:26):
I've been enjoying. Are on Twitter? I am on Twitter.
I do not do a lot of tweeting. I do
a lot of retweeting. I just sort of catch my news.
Natasha Rothwell, who's a really funny comedic actress, just tweets
at Donald Trump every day and says you are trash,
which I enjoy. And then Simone Biles, how do you

(01:02:50):
pronounce the names? Simone Biles? Her floor exercises have been
leading me to believe in God. Oh my god, I
motion it's she seems super an unprecedented triple double on floor,
which I wouldn't know how to explain it to you,

(01:03:11):
so you would just have to watch the video. But
I do not know how people teach themselves to propel
and then spin in the air. Yeah, some things are
just better left anyway. I'm going to figure it out. Miles,
where can people find you? Man? Find me on Twitter
and Instagram at Miles of Gray. A tweet I like

(01:03:34):
is from Reductress. It says why I stopped dressing for
men and started wearing a loose necktie like Avril Levine
and two thousand and another one that just says, mom,
just letting you know there's a stop sign of a head.
Oh my god. When I was driving with my father
in law, he kept as he was directing me. It
was like, okay, and then you're gonna stop sign and

(01:03:55):
then make a right And I was like, like, hold on,
did you get some like chain l on alll that
said people in my generation blow through stop signs suggestion
yeah and green yeah exactly. Red means go faster. A
tweet I've been enjoying Adam at Burger Krang tweeted, damn dude,
this night as good as a f might funk around

(01:04:16):
and go gently into it, and the recently tweeted, Okay,
controversial opinion here, but I don't think we should live.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Undersquirrel Brian.
You can find us on Twitter at daily Zeitgeist. We're
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page on a website daily zy dot com. We post

(01:04:37):
our episode and our footnote where we link off to
the information that we talked about in today's episode, as
well as the song we right out on Miles the
second media. Let's go out on a little an unreleased
J Dilla instrumental from an album it's like it was
released on him a few years are called you called
Jay Love Japan, and it's called yesterday, all right, because

(01:04:57):
we're all just thinking about yeah, right exactly. That's what
the hotel bartender said when she looked at me. She
goes thinking a lot about yesterday. Huh, give me something
with a kick, all right, We're gonna have a kick.
By the way, it didn't know I'm upset. We'll continue
this saga on the show in tomorrow's episode. All right, uh,

(01:05:19):
we're gonna ride out on that. We will be back
tomorrow because it is a daily podcast. We'll talk to
you guys then by

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