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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of Sir,
will you have the Zite to all the trend Wine Tonight?
That is courtesy of Johnny Davis, based off error wine
Conversation a couple of couple of episodes ago. Um, I
am Jack, you are Miles. It's a sad day for
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fans of comedy. My messages are full of people just
sending each other their favorite Norm McDonald joke. One of
one of my norm passed away at sixty one of cancer.
Uh kind of kept it to himself. Yeah, ah man,
that's kind of bad. Yeah, it's just one of the things.
I had no idea that he was battling cancer, and
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maybe he had spoken about it, but I've until this time,
I had no idea and it's wild to Uh yeah,
I mean, I just I thought he was really funny
on SNL and his style of humor of like like
almost like anti humor was just so funny. Um. His
specials are great. Yeah, he has some of some of
my favorite stand up specials. Said he Yeah. I think
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he specifically did not want it to get out um
and didn't didn't tell anybody like his whoever spoke on
his behalf said that he didn't want people to change
the way they viewed him as as he was going
through it. So um uh, I won't say what the
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thought I had about the fact that both his name
and Jim Brewer's name are trending, and uh, you know
what you thought that meant? Yeah? Who I wish was
trending about what? Anyways? Um, Apple thirteen is trending? New
iPhone announced. I don't know. It's there's like a string
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of things that are descriptors. Then I none of them
are moving moving iPhone thirteen Pro pro Max, smaller notch,
a fifteen bionic chip under twenty hurts promotion, new pro
cameras with cinematic video, three times optical zoom, pro res video,
Improved battery life starting at nine and one were spec
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that mean anything to me? Um? Yeah, what's it gonna cost?
I guess Improved better battery life is also a thing
that every fucking yuge jack, And it's usually not really
like the battery life is limiting by the size of
the battery and the batteries aren't getting that much better.
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I mean, hundred twenty hurts screen. I mean, come on, Jack,
I know you've been complaining about it. You said, Samsung
has been doing this for a while. Now, I feel
like I'm looking at a fucking game Boy over here.
But yeah, a fifteen bay on chip. I mean yeah.
When I see the write ups and they're really talking
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about like what's different, I'm like, oh, okay, But I
feel like that's what I do. Every time I bought
a new iPhone. I'm like, oh, like, let me read
all the reviews. I'm like, oh, really that processor? Oh shit.
But at the end of the day, all I'm doing
is like looking at weird dumb shit on Twitter or
you know what. I'm like, I didn't need what the whatever.
It's like, it's also it's something that's like not totally
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their fault is like these are basically now appendages, like
their extensions of who we are, to the point that like,
once we get a better one, we just like immediately
adapt to it and are not like noticing the things
that are better about it. But you do want to
like add add something that isn't just a fucking I
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mean computer chip with video that's like super high resolution.
I guess if you're gonna like cut you know, you
can you get Apple pro res video file else, But
like I'm not, that's not my thing at all anymore. Uh,
but I don't know who knows. Maybe this is like
it's this kind of ship where there's just so much
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power in a phone where like where I as I
didn't have like a like a solid video camera I
could use all the time when I was younger. This
enables you to do a lot more ship. But it
is what it is. John wall is trending. The NBA
like really went through a period of like there was
no new news other than right right, yeah, I mean
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people like got over the Lakers being like the fucking
you know, one Last Space Cowboys type. Um. The season
will be directed by Clint Eastwood. Um. The otherwise it's
just been Ben Simmons ship and like, uh, you know,
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I'm sure are some Philadelphia seventy six ers fans are
getting tired of hearing about that. I'll just say that,
you know, well, now you can talk about John Wallen.
Where is he going to go next? Because that's the
news now is that him in the Rockets. They've decided
to part ways and they're they're going to find a
way for him to find a new team. This is
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like the Gwyneth Paltrow conscientious uncoupling of somebody like deciding
to leave a team or getting traded. It's just like
we decided, yeah, to work together. We're gonna co parent
our way through a trade, a relocation. We'll call him
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um and the plan is for him to be president
training camp. But not playing their games is a weird
is a weird detail. I've never heard of that. Um
this dude though, Like I only watched one Rockets game
last season, uh, and he looked awesome in the game.
I saw like I was like, oh ship. I think
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it was early on and like he had been out
for the whole previous year, and I was like, damn,
he's like still got it. He's still like really fast
and can get to the get to the cup. Really
but um, well, I mean, I don't know who they.
People think he'll go to the Clippers or the Nets,
the Lakers. Come on, man, he ain't. We don't have
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the money, like he would be like, Yo, I don't know, man,
are you really just down for a chip because we
can give you like a promo hat your salary? Um, yeah,
I don't know. I think that's that's most of what
Twitter has been saying like a lot of Lakers memes
about how it's just like, oh, he's going to the Lakers. Yeah, Um, yeah,
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I mean I could see him going to a team
that like he gets kind of forgotten about, like sort
of like what Rondo did for you all a couple
playoffs ago where he like, you know, people were like,
why is even playing? He sucks, but then he's just
like a weapon that you can pull out like off
the bench and actually gets it done. Although I don't
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think he's Rondo asking his decision making, but I think
he's a really good, uh you know, kind of change
a pace person to have shout out to John Wall
all right, let's take a quick break. We'll be right back,
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and we're back and uh, you know, as we record this,
the California recall results are not rolling in as of yet.
Only being is that Gavin Newsom's team is uh saying
with certainty that they're gonna win, and that feels like
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some breakfast ship, not breakfast brexit ship. Um we fucking
got this cut to say hello to Governor Elder Ah. Yeah,
I don't know. I mean it seems the even like
the most cynical polling uh showed him winning so well,
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I don't know what that means. Uh. Again, we live
in an age where poll like, when it comes down
to election days, suddenly they mean nothing. They mean not
seeing the polls. And yet you know, Biden was supposed
to fucking Rinz Trump in the election and he needed
fake ballots in Arizona to do it. So you know, yeah,
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it's already I don't know. I mean, there's already talk
of voter fraud before it's happened. Uh. People talk about
conceding like it seems like they've already conceded. So clearly
they're polling wasn't good either. I'm sure when they were
doing some of their phone bank and they're like, oh,
you're not gonna okay, okay, but it's for but you
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can get Governor Newsom out. No, Trump is not on
the ballot. Oh fuck all right. So yeah, it seems
maybe Newsom has survived this this recall. But god, so
many even though like he he's winning, there are many
people who are like, fun, man, what I gotta get
off my ask keeping this guy in here. But anyways,
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if you listen to this before h E O D Tuesday,
go get your vote in, Go get your sticker. Yeah
on the back, sticker back, so I can deploy it
at any time, just confuse people. Oh yeah, that's the
funny thing is like I wonder how much voting turnout
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would change depending on what the little thing you got
is for voting when you get there. Oh, thank you
so much for voting. Would you like a sticker or this?
Uh half Graham joint um. I think you just they
just like redesigned it, like did something cool, like had
somebody had an artist to do something cool with the stickers,
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so you had like a limited right. They're collectible or
you make them like little things you can put on
a chain for every election you voted in. You like
remember this year, this is when Virgil designed the challenge
coin for that election. There you go. Well, uh, speaking
of politics, we got Senator Josh Howley who has said
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that he plans to use procedural tactics to slow walk
Biden's foreign policy nominees unless top officials who oversaw the
US withdrawal from Afghanistan resign. I don't know how much
clear we can make it. We just need to end
that fucking filibuster. Bro. Yeah, I mean just love that.
It's like Hey, man, fuck your foreign policy and security things,
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because I'm concerned about safety. And it's a really remarkable
attempt um to try and like make something look like
a really big deal because right now the Republicans have
a lot of like optical baggage as it relates to
electability um, and they would love nothing more than to
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turn the Afghanistan withdrawal into some kind of new Benghazi.
But like, ignore the fact that Joe Biden didn't even
fucking start the fucking war, although he voted for it, Like,
you know, how far back do you go? Like the
who resigns at this point? But it's all just a
bunch of I don't know. Again, these are the obstacles
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that people have to overcome when it's trying to do
normal ship because our whole two party systems is a mess.
And finally, the met Gala is all over the socials. Miles,
who is your favorite look? My favorite look would probably
be uh. They facial looks and facial expressions of Zoe
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Kravitz and Lewis Hamilt in the Formula One race car
driver when we're not sure who they're looking at, but
they're pulling like uh because that yeah, it's and everyone.
I was like talking to Anna, We're like, oh yeah,
an Tessa Thompson. So it's tests thank you Anna, And
it was saying, so it's Tessa Thompson and Zoe Kravitz
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their standard, there's their side by side pulling is just
a stank ask space. But what's so funny is in
the corner Lewis Hamilton is like just behind them, but
the met Gala logo is kind of like obscuring his face,
but he is truly like mouth a gape, like oh yeah,
that's pretty good. They look unimpressed. Yeah, I'm so I
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don't know what is happening. A lot of people think
it's when Kim Kardashian showed up in her like all black,
everything look um, But I don't know, it's cool. I
just I just love the shady looks was Hamilton's good? God,
I want to see Louis Hamilton looks shocked, Like it
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almost looks like, you know, you know that scene in
like uh fucking a die Hard with a Vengeance when
McClain has to walk out there with that sandwich board
in Harlem. Yeah, yeah, it looks like that. Yeah, exactly
pulled up with that Sandwond's board is what Louis Hambleton's
looks like, Oh what the yeah, and a lot of
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people are talking about obviously, uh AOC's dress the biggest
the biggest talk I think in political twitter. So she's
getting hated on for wearing a dress that says text
the rich. She is somebody who works to make that
a reality. This is not like she's just showing up
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and emptily saying text the rich. She's also, as far
as I know, not a rich person, and she is
wearing that to a thing full of rich people. It
seems like kind of cool in my book. But of
course people on all sides like to shoot on aoc um.
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So yeah, I mean, it's it's It's caused so many
different responses, like especially like on the left and the right,
some were just gonna be like on the left, on
the right it's like, oh, like you can you got
a dress that's fancy? I thought you're a poor socialist,
how can you do that? Then you know, like further
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on the spectrum to the left, you have people like,
you know, she's taxing the rich, but like also you know,
votes for budgets where you could do things for people
where you didn't have to tax the rich as much,
and like it's like, Okay, I guess there's something there,
but it's just who was it. I think like Brown
Enjoy Gray or something was saying like it's just a
ray Shack test for people, like you're gonna see what
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you're gonna respond to, how you're gonna want to respond
based on how you feel. Um. And then then there
was a ship that this New York Times fashion editor
well had a tweet that said, you know, Alexandria Casio
Cortes attending the thirty five dollar ticket met gala and saying,
with a tax the rich is a quote complicated proposition
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sort of like almost suggesting like that she paid for
her ticket to the Met. Yeah, because I mean that's
the right wing take, right. It was like, yeah, because
they just assume she is the same as all the
people at the Met gala exactly. All right, Well, that
is our coverage. I know people were waiting, uh for
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our coverage of the Met gala. Uh, what will these
elder millennials say about the metcala? Well, now you know
we have the hottest takes rolling off the presses. Hottest takes.
Oh man, I don't know. That's a wow, really, Carrol,
solid commitment all right. That is going to do it
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for today. We are back tomorrow with the whole ass
episode of the show about that. Until then, be kind
to each other and be kind to yourselves. Get the
fucking vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy. We will
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