Sonic The WRETCH Hog, You’re Welcome McDonald’s 5.1.19

In episode 382, Jack and Miles are joined by Stuff They Don't Want You To Know and Ridiculous History's Ben Bowlin to discuss John Singleton's career, McDonalds sales jumping 4.5% since unveiling bacon, the Poway synagogue shooting, Biden's new campaign ad, GOP attacking socialism for not helping their cause, Venezuela heading to a possible civil war, Halima Aden making history by wearing a Burkini in the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue, the new Sonic movie, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. John Singleton Dies: Trailblazing ‘Boyz N The Hood’ Filmmaker Was 51

2. McDonald's Reports First Quarter 2019 Results

3. Someone Found The Poway Synagogue Shooter's Manifesto And Called The FBI Minutes Before The Attack Began

4. Terror Attack Thwarted in Los Angeles, Authorities Say

5. WATCH: America: Anything Is Possible | Joe Biden For President

6. OLD MAN JOE: BIDEN SLURS HIS WAY THROUGH FIRST SPEECH AS PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE [MONTAGE]

7. When the GOP tried — and failed — to tag Democrats as socialists

8. Venezuela's Guaido urges troops to rise, mass protests planned

9. Halima Aden Makes History as the First Model to Wear a Hijab and Burkini in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit

10. Sports Illustrated Faces Backlash for Featuring Burkini-Wearing Model

11. WATCH: Sonic The Hedgehog (2019) - Official Trailer - Paramount Pictures

12. WATCH: Joomanji - Where Are You? (Love for JL)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season eighty, episode three
of Their Daily's eight Guys production of My Heart Radio,
the podcast where we take a deep dive into America's
share consciousness and say, officially off the top, fuck Coke
Industries and funk Box Neoze. Wednesday, May first, two thousand nineteen,

(00:20):
had your birthday to my three year old. Thank you.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a k oh Jack O'Brien.
The Daily's like guys calling her to see Brent Liberal
Danny Boy, and I'm thrilled to be joined as always
by my co host Mr Miles Ram Miles of Sagas

(00:48):
Miles of sakast and is he is most so look
that AKA goes out to be better at Snarky Decade
for that one, because look, I mean prol jam. I
was just singing don't call me daughter. It was playing
at the liquor store last night, and doesn't the part

(01:10):
we say someone you don't know but empty room. I
think that's what it's called. Actually it's like woman across
the counter and another like, oh it is. It's got
a weird name. Anyway. I just I sang that specific
line out loud and it was looked at me like
someone was wrong. But I was like, bro, pro jam
with the classics. You're just singing along with the song,

(01:33):
and I just like, I just went another wise empty
rule I think. I was like, so you want a
paper bag for this? Steel reserve to eleven, steel reserved
to eleven. I was like, na, man, right on back,
bringing up the good second high gravity, high grads. You
have out of town guests in town. No, no, you know,
I just got a lot on my plate right now.

(01:54):
So the story of some like no, I'm fine. It
was wine. Well, we are thrilled be joined in our
third seat by the very smart and talented host of
the podcast Ridiculous History and the podcast stuff they don't
want you to know, Mr ben Bowenko and Magoo or

(02:15):
a k we Flah No la you know Ben Bull
Oh god, those are perfect guys. Thank you. We we
didn't even work of that before. No, I just I
were way better. I was singing it actually for the
last five minutes before we started recording on this has
to be he gotta have a diplomats ak diplomat or

(02:37):
was it just Jim? It was a Jim Jones track, right,
But you know it's all dip set um. Yeah, yeah, totally.
We respected the diplomats. Uh, Ben, how you doing. How
are things uh in the state where you live there?
You know, it's it's a real train wreck, candidly on
the bigger picture end of things. I our show is

(02:59):
based in Georgia. In Atlanta, Georgian. As some of our
listeners will remember, the election for the governor was essentially
stolen recently, so uh that that's kind of ah, that's
kind of a kick on the chin for everybody. But otherwise,
you know, like the weather is great. I was walking
down the street to get into the studio today and

(03:21):
some some guy, some random guy was like, you're killing it.
I don't know what he was talking about, so I
just said thanks and walked in here. It's a good day.
I think he saw one of those Instagram posts. I
was like, go to go up to somebody and tell
them they're killing it. And I was like, you know what,
here's my shot, sir, sir, you're killing it. Thank you

(03:42):
paying it forward. Awesome. Then we're gonna get to know
you a little bit better in a moment. First, we're
gonna take our listeners through a few of the things
we're talking about today. We're gonna off top say r
I pete to John Singleton, very talented director who passed
a couple of days ago. We are gonna talk about
McDonald's whose sales jumped four point five percent in the

(04:04):
first quarter because of us. We'll explain why why we
control all consumer brains. Yes, we're gonna talk about the
synagogue shooting that happened over last weekend and the fact
that there was some early indicators that the you know,
local law enforcement did not act on, which is kind

(04:28):
of becoming a trend, I guess. And yeah, and not
necessarily consciously, but there's just no real, you know, properly
articulated plan of action against this when they you know,
basically just rely on tips, right, um, tips for money? Right, Yes, yes,
we need to tip. Please tip your local law enforce

(04:48):
to protect and serve your food. Yes, we're gonna talk
about Obama's grandpa. Actually just dropped a new ad, Joe Biden.
I guess is his name? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Hans
Joe Hanzy Joe Uh, sleepy Joe Uh. He also made
his first official uh speech as a presidential candidate, and

(05:13):
he started betraying Uh, a feature that I've come to
associate with our current president. So we'll talk about what
that is. We're gonna talk about the Republicans attempt to
take aim at socialism, the the scary word that some
in the Democratic Party are choosing to embrace, and we're

(05:36):
going to talk about how devastatingly effective that is. We're
gonna talk about Venezuela, which things are getting awfully hot
down there. They may be headed for a civil war.
We're going to talk about the model Halima Aiden, who
is the first model to wear a he job and

(05:58):
brakini in Sports Illustrated UH swimsuit issue uh, and some
of the reactions to that. And finally, we are going
to talk about that Sonic trailer. Miles, what are your
thoughts on the Sonic trailer. I'm just very disappointed. I
did not see my namesake, Miles Tales in it, so
it is a hard pass for me at right now. Wait,

(06:20):
I thought you were named after Miles Davis. You were
named after Tales. I was retroactively named after Miles Tales
because by that point I think I was already ten
years old when Sonic two came out. But anyway, like
that's for another show called Why I Changed My Name? Uh?
All right, but first Ben, we like to ask our guess,
what's something from your search history that's revealing about who

(06:41):
you are? Uh? Something from my search history? Alright? So
I got really involved of last week with looking up
snacks that have come and gone. And it was one
of those things where I looked up and it was,
you know, like three thirty in the morning on a
day of the week I didn't recognize and I was,
I was. I had been caught in this hole where

(07:03):
I was trying to figure out what happened to the
following brands of chips. Keebler had these chips called Pizzeria's
and Pizzeria's ostensibly where pizza flavored chip. I don't know
if they actually nailed the flavor, but young Ben Bolin
thought they were like the Holy Grail in a bag
and uh and they were. They were amazing. I couldn't

(07:24):
find them anywhere. I was like, why did they discontinue these?
Why did Keebler, like some snack spewing icarus fly too
close to the flavor sun and and uh and so
anybody who looks at my search history for the past
week is gonna be it's gonna be like, Wow, this
guy needs to this guy needs to let the potato
chip thing go. I've got another. Yeah, just give this

(07:46):
guy some ecto cooler, right right, they came back, gentlemen.
I'm telling you, we are the forefront of history. The
anything is possible bring back Pizzerias. That's why I remember
buying Pizzeria's when I first saw him, because I was like,
you know what this this looks okay? And it was
like just a very generic, like more marianera flavored chip.

(08:06):
It's hard to exactly got it. Um, you know, everything's
corn out here and jack and what I do. Yeah,
they look like my favorite type of dorito that was discontinued,
the vegetable and herbs dorito. Do you remember that one?
It was like that it was back back. I think

(08:27):
it was only in the eighties, but there was like
a vegetable Yeah, it was like it was I think
it was like salsa doritos or something salsa, oh right, right,
what the funk was that? I think they were the
first flavored derritos, Like there were doritos that were just corns,
just corn, and then her corns flavored. After I think

(08:49):
the Salsa verida is still around maybe, yeah, but do
you do you know the ones I'm talking about? They
had the like cartoon drawings. Yeah, it was like salsa.
Oh I'm looking at right now, salsa, real flavor salsa
and the image is like an onion cut in half
and like a bell pepper. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, so
you know it's good for you, Yeah, exactly. There's a
drawing of a vegetable. We can't do a photograph because

(09:09):
that would lead you to believe that there's actual vegetables
in here and not just chemically you know, chemical miracles.
That's why I'm so healthy today. Is I got all
myost vegetables from from I missed that logo of the
Dorrito's bag. Yeah yeah, bringing that back, and bring back
the old taco bell logo too. What was the old
talk about? It used to be like the same color,
like brown and orange and ship. Oh right right? What

(09:33):
is something you think is overrated? Ben? Uh? Let's see.
I gotta you know, I gotta be honest with you.
I think talking on the phone is overrated. Nineteen real
friends text, I like, I have a short list of
people that will that I'll answer the phone when they
call you guys are on it right, because okay, you're awesome.

(09:54):
This isn't just your way of trying to get off
the phone with us. Yeah you gotta go like all good.
It's weird, man, it's weird, I you know, and it's
it's a personal take. But we all have those people
in our lives who primarily enjoy communicating over the phone,
you know what I mean. And I've got I don't
know if you guys ever do the math, but you

(10:15):
we've all got those friends who when they call you
look at the number and you think, is this a
fifteen minute call? Or is this an our conversation? And
some friends just they speak in our conversation blocks. So
I want to apologize to everybody listening to the show,
including my mom, Hey mom, Happy Mother's Day. Big You're

(10:40):
a pretty big deal here at the Zeitgang, Susan Bullen
and Uh. I just want you to know I'm sorry
that I don't and probably will continue not to immediately
answer the phone, but I'll send you a text. I
love you. Do you ever see value though in like
a good phone chat? Like I get like when they're
the people who are just the phone vampire and they
just suck your soul through the phone. That one thing.

(11:00):
But like some I like to talk on the phone
if I can't because something. I don't know. Maybe I'm
just nostalgic for when I was like in middle school
and ship and you'll just be talking on the phone
all the time. But I don't know if I unless
you think verbal communication over phone is just moot at
this point, driving him talking on the phone is a
great way to catch up with people if you're just
like every time I drive somewhere, I'm going to call

(11:21):
somebody from my past. Yeah, I don't do that. I
just listened to podcasts instead. Which are those are my
real friends? The people who host podcasts that I listened to.
Uh No, But my wife does a thing where she
like the second she gets on the phone, she's just
like calls me and it's just like, all right, you

(11:41):
have to talk to me for this entire drive, like
thirty five minutes, and uh it's just like burning out
the clock on it. Sometimes it's like what else, what else? Sorry,
I'm not being entertaining enough, Like there's a window not
that heard from earlier? Is it? Let me read out

(12:03):
loud to you from this book. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let
me see ingredients Zila tolls Zan that's what you call though.
That's a good call, Like I I you know, I
will admit that's that's a great thing to do during
a road trip. And I like the gravitas with which
you phrase that. You like, I call people from my
past from the pen best, because I gotta I gotta

(12:26):
head out your way eventually, um in the next few
months or so. Maybe I'll just maybe I'll just drive
and just call everybody that I've been putting off talking
to for the past fifteen years, amends just recording. Hey,
that's a podcast right there, right, that's the whole concept.
One man picks a road trip but uses the duration
of the trip to call people from his past and

(12:46):
resolve as many personal issues as possible. That would actually
be it would be good because like just going through
your entire phone list, like your context alphabetically, and you know,
I don't even know who you are. Hey man, it's Jack. Yo.
Copyright this now, because if you could, you imagine even
right now, when I look at my phone, the first
few people I would have to call. Yo, Daniel Girio

(13:11):
shout out to you. Oh, but Alex BOSAIDI baby June Rohan,
I would hit you up. I have Aaron who I
don't know who that is? Uh bottom Abraham don't know
that is? Then I have four x is in a row. Wow,
that's the thing. It's a lottery, man. Yeah. Yeah, I

(13:31):
was just thinking of exes too. I've got I've gotta yeah. Wow,
I've got a lot of dirt in my phone. Guys,
I don't know a lot of my wife's friends whose
phones she's called me from, they just be like, Hey,
what's up, Hey, how's it going. What what have you
been up to? Okay? What is something you think is underrated?

(13:56):
I gotta tell you man, I would say, and I
feel this in my heart that pizzerias are underrated. But
we've been over that. I think we've established that. The
chippy Yeah, um, I you know, I recently I won't
do any spoiler things because it's a big deal, but

(14:17):
I recently had a day where I saw that huge,
uh spectacle of the Avengers end Game and then um,
some episode of the show Game of Thrones on the
same day, and I was overloaded. I was like, I
spent too long living in these alternative worlds and these
people are like on the internet getting mad about conversations

(14:40):
about the things. And I realized though, that at the
root of it, people are fundamentally happy with that. And
maybe it's you know, maybe it's like, uh, some people
would say it's nerd ing out or something, or maybe
it's not cool to be enthusiastic about ship anymore. But
I love it. I love the idea. Like I saw,
I saw some kid with a with like one of

(15:02):
those large popcorns is bigger than it's been a while
since I've been to the movies. Guys, he was bigger
than him and he just like small. Somehow took it
down somehow he I don't know if he ate all
of it, but at some point in excitement during the film,
he just like put the bucket over his head and screamed,
and I was like, man, that So I think I

(15:27):
think enthusiasm is underrated, all right. I like that, And yeah,
shout out to the people who did an end Game
of Thrones. Yeah Avengers end Game of Thrones have been
fucking exhausted by the end of a Yeah, I like that.
And that episode of Game of Thrones was one of

(15:48):
like there are certain shows like Prestige TV shows that
I would come out of feeling like I don't know,
I would like always get anxious before and after Sopranos,
And maybe that would have had more to do with
like where I was in my life at the time,
but as you're a drug dealing hit man, right, and
you know, it was always yeah, you have to have
your head on swivel man, that's right. Yeah. I lived

(16:11):
in an unfurnished house because I had to. I could
never have stuff that I couldn't but have five minutes,
had a sick TV and universal remote, that's right, which
I could just throw on my back because I wasn't
doing that well. But that Game of Thrones episode, I
felt like just good after after watching it. I don't
know why. Yeah, I don't think, but yeah, yeah, yeah,

(16:33):
yeah on either your energizic's good to give you energy.
I mean like, yeah, I think maybe because you know
that this thing is about to culminate into something whatever
it's going to be. And then with like Sopranos, like
you never knew if you're like in the middle of
the show, you're like, I don't know what's going to
happen that anybody can come out the shadows, right, that's true.

(16:55):
It's kind of like that feeling when you're reading a
book and you get closer to the end and you
feel the distance between your thumb and your index finger
or whatever decreasing, Like like there's this anticipation, how the
hell are they going to sew all this up? And
I just get suckered into reading a three book series
and then they turns out they don't sew it up.

(17:16):
Books are overrated books? All right? And everybody can I'm
glad everybody can co sign that? Uh? And Ben, finally,
what is a myth? What's something people think it's true
you know to be false? Uh? Some people think is
true that we know to be false. Well, it's funny

(17:36):
you ask me, guys, because as you know I one
of the shows that I create is about critical thinking
applied to conspiracy theories. So where do you want to start?
I would say one that one thing that people uh
think is true that is overrated is the idea of
a population explosion, you know, the the idea that one

(17:59):
day they would just be so many many people, uh,
that the world would break under the resource weight just
the demand of all the people. It looks like the
population in a lot of areas is increasing but decreasing
in in places. So whenever you see someone, you run
into someone who's like holier than thou and they say, well,

(18:19):
there are this many billion people on earth, and you
know next year there's gonna be twenty five billion. Just
check them. You know, I'm not saying they have to
read a book, since those are woefully overrated, right exactly.
And also there's plenty of books that say that, like
the ma Susian theory of population, like overpopulation. Robert Malthus

(18:41):
was like, I mean obviously a long time ago, but
like that that was huge in the seventies. Even like
very recently people were like, yeah, well like instead of
climate change, just insert well, the global population is gonna
overwhelm us and there won't be enough food anyways, so
we're all screwed. Like that's how people talk to out
over population. And then look at us. We've doubled the

(19:04):
plat since then, still living high off the hog, right, right,
well so far, I mean, the climate is going to
get us first, but it's but you know there's that
it's a it's a cold comfort. I guess, yes, we're
a warming one. Let's talk about John Singleton, who passed

(19:25):
a couple of days ago. I had a stroke and
then was put on life support, and then people thought
he had passed away, and then they said he would recover,
and then it ended up him just being on life
sport and then making the decision to take him off
life support. And I mean, man, the films that he
has made just alone. You know, he was the first

(19:45):
African American and I think youngest person to get the
Best director nod for Boys in the Hood U and
made a lot of great films to Poetic Justice and
Baby Boy Furious Style. Uh. Lawrence Fishburn from Boys in
the Hood is one of the great characters of all time. Man,
So dope. Higher Learning was a learning movie for me

(20:08):
when I went and saw it in the theater when
I was like in middle school or whatever. Yeah, I
was afraid to go to college. When I saw Learning,
I was like, is Michael Rappaport gonna become a skinhead
to shoot everybody? Remy? Do it? Remy? And I remember
he said he called I felt bad when he said
mud people. He's like, I'm gonna kill all the mud people.
I was like, yo, I'm not the mud people. Like
the first time I as a kid, I was like
thinking about like racism like that. I was like, oh shit.

(20:32):
Also shout the rhymes. You got a cameo in that
movie too. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like you know that
everybody used to be named Remy, but after that movie,
like just so many people not not as many Remy's
out there. It was a low key Adolph Yeah yeah,
looky um yeah man. And I mean, I don't know,
this is a second uh kind of nineties luminary pop

(20:57):
culture figure who's passed away from a stroke in their fifties.
Like that's like because Perry had that same ship happened
like a dude who just yeah Singleton at least, Yeah,
and Luke Perry another person who was unapologetically black. Yeah,
that was the thing about Luke Perry, not of that,
but yeah, I think there that's one of the great

(21:18):
things about what John Singleton's films did. And uh yeah,
I think he will be missed pretty much absolutely. Man.
All right, And then finally we just want to say
you're welcome to McDonald's. After they had a first quarter
earnings bonanza, sales jumped four point five pc in the
US maybe, which you know, they've been falling for for

(21:42):
a long time, so now they're bawling. Yeah, I mean
this is like, you know, they finally figured out that, uh,
you just need to get the podcast audience. And you know,
they listened to some Daily Zey guys and they were like,
you know what, I think these guys are tapped in.
These guys seem like they would like bacon. Their finger

(22:02):
isn't just on the pulse. I think they're actually setting
the fucking tempo, these weirdos. So yeah, look, we followed
the development of the bacon being introduced into McDonald's very closely. Okay,
we talked about it when they were testing it out
in certain test markets who said, oh shit, is it coming,
kept our eye on it, full on, rollout, preach the

(22:25):
gospel high and wide. And now look at now look
at McDonald's four and a half percent increase, and they
even attribute that to successful promotions including the bacon event,
Daily Zeitgeist and the two for five mix and match. Okay,
I had I did that last part, but you know,
I think it's also just yeah, I mean internet bacon culture. Yeah,

(22:45):
as much as I would, you know what, it's all
you thank you so much that gang we did it. Uh,
Now we just need to do more useful things that
will help more people than just increasing the profits of McDonald's.
I guess she was a case test. Yeah, yeah, I
guess I will say that maybe it didn't help that
much that I said it was whack from the beginning

(23:07):
and uh that the ken Jong ads were the just
most cringe inducing uh ads on on TV in the
past year. But I still think we made that bump pop.
I'm gonna go ahead and pat myself on back. Right, Yes,
it's almos when you think about it. Yeah, all right,

(23:28):
well you're welcome McDonald's. We're gonna take a quick break
to uh save another business and save another global mega
corps right with with the advertisement you're about to hear,
and we'll be right back after that, and we're back

(23:53):
and who we were talking about some corporations that we love.
Over the break, Um, let's talk about the synagogue shooting
that happened last weekend. Nineteen year old white nationalist terrorist
opened fire at a synagogue in Poway, California, and apparently
the FBI received a tip from someone that had seen

(24:16):
a very disturbing post on eight Chan h it was
the shooters manifesto, and you know the tipster quickly sent
that ship over to law enforcement. That was twenty minutes
before the shooting began. Uh, and the FBI is just
sucking underfunded, weren't able to catch it. Yeah, I mean,
I think a lot of evidence is pointing to the

(24:37):
fact that the priorities not on domestic terrorism and like
at every at every instance when there's a chance to
be like, I don't think we need that. That's sort
of what DHS does. And uh and the FBI has,
I think increasingly having to monitor it because the attacks
are becoming more and more frequent. But I still don't
know if there's really that actual emphasis on it to
treat this like like they do extremist Islamic terrorism in

(25:00):
this country, because they were very quick to thwart like
a mass casualty attack in Los Angeles with a man
who had recently converted to Islam, who was seeking retribution
for the mosque attacks in New Zealand, and he was
basically wanting to attack white nationalists, Jews, churches, military basis.

(25:21):
It was like he was trying to get everybody, but
on the on the other end though, just to interject here.
The FBI, as you know, as you're saying where they're
when they're targeting Islamic communities or Muslim communities, they've they've
totally shot the bed on that several times, like pain
informants to try to make people radical. Like do you

(25:45):
guys remember those stories if you like in New York, right, Yeah,
a lot of entrapment going on. So they're going above
and beyond the rules of justice and logic to you know,
occasionally in trapped Islamic terrorists in the United States, and
they're so busy focusing on that and spending money on

(26:07):
that that they are not catching some of the white
nationalist terrorists. Yeah, you know, that's a seems like a
thing that's from the top down. I think we've covered
recently that they took away funding from d initiative of
DHS and white nationalists and their ability to coordinate with
local law enforcement on assessing these kinds of threats. And

(26:27):
you know, when you talk about this kind of uh,
this story, right, like, the FBI is becoming very alarmed
because the time it takes from somebody to begin interacting
with like these materials and then becoming fully radicalized and
possibly take enacting some kind of lone wolf attack has
become like shorter and shorter um and there aren't They

(26:48):
aren't really when people are like, yo, a lot of
this ship is happening at h N. Whyren't you doing it?
The sort of the main thing for the FBI is that, look,
you know, hate speech isn't illegal, so they can't really
open a terror investigation based on activity that's protected by
the First Amendment. And now that's sort of the logic
that's being applied to this, But repeatedly we've seen over

(27:10):
and over that there's a very much concentrated place where
a lot of this activity is happening, where people are
becoming radicalized or interacting with this kind of you know material. Yeah. Uh,
I mean they should just be monitoring eight Chan like
Tom Cruise in Minority Report, monitoring those uh press just
ready to fucking fire out of a can and anytime

(27:31):
something put the manifesto up because they don't seem to
be fucking around, uh and they definitely seem to respect
the rights of white nationalists to express themselves more than
radical Islamic. Well, yeah, now you see it. But it's like,
you know, the radicalization is just increasing on both ends
of the spectrum, higher and higher. And you know, when

(27:53):
you think of like the lack of resources or proper
emphasis from law enforcement, it's like, then what happened? If
these attacks are people who are perpetrating these attacks, they
begin outnumbering the ability of law enforcement even monitor these things.
And then you know, yeah, don't you think that the
average person just watching television now is even if they're

(28:17):
not really thinking about it, surely everyone has caught onto
this tendency, right, Like the white shooter is called mentally
ill or something, and then the other people are called
a terrorists, right, but these this is this is a
rise of terrorism. And he's looking at uh some statistics
recently and already in the statistics indicate that, uh that

(28:42):
if there is a mass shooting uh in this country,
it's over. It's it's more likely to be a white
nationalist or a white like racially motivated murderer. So yeah,
I don't like it's the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Is
it too much to ask that the investigate just occasionally? Yeah? Well,

(29:02):
I think I think as the again, I think with
the frequency, you'd hope that that becomes that if the
president isn't taking that action that maybe people internally at
the Bureau are just out of a sense of decency
to protect the people. But it's not just this president. Uh.
You know, there was an article about the complete lack
of preparation in Homeland Security and the FBI for domestic

(29:27):
terror and you know, right wing terror. Uh, following Charlottesville,
Like this dude saw that the next place that Richard
Spencer was going to appear was in his town. And
he was a cop, and so he like started calling
around to try and get you know, the information and
like all the background on Richard Spencer and all the
people who were like white nationalist terrorists, and he found

(29:50):
there weren't any. Because the Obama administration early on had
tried to address this and put out a report talking
about the rise and right wing nationalism and right wing
terrorism and the right the Fox News is of the
world and the Rush Limbi got so bent out of
shape that they that the Obama administration basically backed down

(30:11):
and apologized for raising the issue rather than just being
like no, man, like, no, I'm looking at facts. Yes,
So they basically had to scrap that. I mean they
didn't have to, but be acting as politicians. You know,
the Obama administration just sort of did the thing that
they knew would cause the least drama and no turbulence.

(30:34):
I don't want to rock the boat too much. And
now we're you know, we're dealing with that, and we
have a president who thinks there are some very fine
people who might get caught up if we if we
start arresting people. And he's even doubling down on that too,
because again, someone was like, do you still think they
were good? Was like, oh, yeah, it was perfect. Remember
he tripled down. Yeah, I know what I mean. I

(30:54):
don't know if he fully remembers what he said earlier,
but he's been consistent on that point. You know. Well,
let's talk about the Obama administration because, like we said,
his grandfather, Joe Biden, just dropped a new ad. So
I'm it's Joe Biden's campaign ads, so it must star
Joe Biden, right, Well um, well yeah, well here, I mean,

(31:17):
just listen to this and tell me if this sounds Look,
listen to Joe Biden's new campaign. This is an extraordinary man, huh,
with an extraordinary career in public service, somebody who has
devoted his entire professional life. I remember, I remember him.

(31:37):
He revitalized American manufacturing as the head of our middle
Class task Force. He fought to make college more affordable,
scruded up for our cancer moonshot, giving hope to millions
of Americans. Drums. Joe's Ken counsel has made me a
better president. He let our It's on us campaign against

(31:59):
campus sexual assault, to protect violence, bad gun violence. He
could not have been a more effective partner in the
progress that we've make. All right, I mean, well, then
Joe Biden get comes in and just starts overseeing. So
like the emptiest stuff reason we need ideas, right, America

(32:24):
is an idea bigger than any ocean, larger than any giant.
Hold on, hold on, my man, man, what's you know,
say a fucking actual idea? Please? Yeah. I think the
one thing he did say that like was somewhat on wax.
Didn't he mention unions Like yeah, yeah, I mean he
mentioned unions of them and they got they support him.
There's a lot of there's a lot of Clinton two

(32:46):
thousand and sixteen in this ad though, Like it's showing
a bunch of different smiling faces and you know, just
putting out broad platitudes and you know, just being like,
if you liked Obama, then you will love this gets
it's literally just being like remember these days? What about that?
And look, I get all the nostalgia around Biden, um,

(33:09):
but he's very much demonstrated that he has already hit
peak ideas. UM. And not to say that he doesn't
have like a worldview that would be positive for the country,
but it's not forward thinking enough. And like, there are
other candidates that are also older, but they have ideas
that are new at least to this system. UM. And
so those those are a little bit more interesting to
me than someone who you know, I pretty much get

(33:31):
what their whole platform and agenda is going to be. UM,
but is it Isn't he like deep deep like ride
or die level with insurance companies, a couple of other
big painters, credit card industry, Hello Delaware, you know what
I mean? All the credit card companies ran out. He's
not gonna pull up to them. So again, I get
everybody the even the sound of Obama's voice I think

(33:54):
makes most people who are on the left go funk. God,
I miss this ship. Yeah, I guess you couldn't be
that And I think that's why his he's pulling so well. Look,
I do think old dogs can learn new tricks, but
Joe Biden will have to show me a shipload of
new tricks, Like he would have to be like sea walking,
hitting them folks, mille rocking many new things to show
me that Joe Biden is up. But you know he's still.

(34:18):
I mean, his polling numbers are out there. Yeah, yeah, No.
People people like a grandfatherly dude who just smiles and
makes it look like he has somewhere there's originalism his
pocket and is trying to press his head into your skull.
He's like, come on, let me get that. That's the

(34:40):
thing I gotta ask with that, just just on you guys,
take here. Oh what what's going on? I have to
admit right now, as the people line up for the primaries,
I've been a little I don't want to say out
of the loop, but I've been giving it time to
develop because I'm like, all right, man, I'm not emotionally
to you to gamble on one of these twenty people.

(35:02):
Yet get it down to like five and then they
can make a decision. But why wasn't there more backlash
about the different stuff with him invading people's personal space.
Is it just the context of politics now because the
president is that times a million or what? Well, I
think the Overton windows completely fucked because of the President.

(35:22):
So a guy who's just like kind of like hugging
too long and do another weird stuff doesn't seem I
think for the most part, it's the the establishment that
wants him so bad. They're not gonna they're not gonna
hold him accountable. The only people that were really raising
the alarm on that were people who are further to
the left than Biden, because those are the people who
sort of get the nuances of people's personal space and

(35:44):
like this man entering people's per personal space. I think
the backlash to that criticism was particularly strong for the
reason for the reason Myles just mentioned that like people
want Biden toy. They just want to beat Trump by
any means nest Sarah, and he seems like the uh safest,
like the biggest hammer that the Democrats can wheeled against him.

(36:06):
I also heard a lot of people not just like
on Fox News, but even people out in the world
talking about it was almost like a wilful conflating the
criticism of Biden kissing people on the back of the
head and you know, doing weird shit with like the
me Too movement. They're like, well, it's not like he's Weinstein,

(36:28):
like this is. And I heard like a woman say, like,
you know, this is getting out of hand now, we
can't even like do And it's almost like where nobody
was saying what he was doing was the same as
the primes, just pointing that's an invasion of personal space
that you should be willing to apologize for it. But again,

(36:49):
I think it's it's very it's early days, and you know,
I think most people really do just think of there
there's something soothing about the idea of Joe Biden. So
I get this coology of people being really interested in him,
But I think, yeah, once they're all on the debate
stage and they're actually presenting what their visions are, I
think it'll be easier, hopefully be easier for people to

(37:11):
be like, I don't know if he's coming with it, yeah,
but I don't know. Polling suggests, you know, I'm I'm
kind of an outlier when it comes like to my
own ideology in that sense, but the majority of people
are very interested. There's this great distinction I want to
make here. For for a while, I don't know if
you guys read this, but for a while the Onion
would run articles on a very different Joe Biden, who

(37:33):
is like this, uh, this burned out former uh met
hard rock roadie. I gotta, I gotta send you these
things that Joe Biden, the guy who like tries to
sell dirt weed outside of the White House and stuff. Uh,
that guy I would vote for in a second. I
just don't think he's the same as as the bank

(37:54):
buddy from Delaware, you know, so I'm skeptical, yeah, or
the guy who, by way of compromise, or in order
to achieve compromise, fuck Anita hill Over when she because
he's he likes to stay friends with everyone, both on
the right and the left. Another problem that we haven't
mentioned yet that Biden is going to have to work on,

(38:17):
probably not quite as big as the ones that we
were talking about, is that when he gave his first speech,
he sounded somewhat Trumpian, and we we have a clip
of this. I want to thank uh Rich fards Gerald,
the County executive, val Jetty County Executive, being here and
all my time in public life from the stuff gotten involved.

(38:40):
The country wasn't built by Wall Street bankers CEO and
Hu Hu's fun manager. If he had a price, it's
hard times. Everybody took a hit. Yeah, so the U
A W. Basically, what you're hearing there is him sounding drunk,
which is something we've noticed Trump does occasionally in speech
is and the cause of that is people have speculated

(39:05):
is that his teeth are probably falling out. Maybe he
got some new chompers. I'm not you know, I think
he's got he's got some loose dentris, but I don't know.
I mean, yeah, there's you know, it's just let the manseler,
you know. Yeah, it's weird when you isolated. But yeah, yeah,
it sounds like that was. That was a highlight reel
put together by I think a right wing website. But

(39:26):
they're like, oh so they didn't mention that Trump slers.
They were just like, is is sleepy Joe drunk on
the job or you know whatever? Like they got dentures? Man? Yeah,
have you ever do you have any you know, elderly
family who haves dent and you didn't know I have dentures.
Those are dentures. Yeah, bro, why are they all crooked? Yeah?

(39:50):
But I do like the idea that Biden and Trump
were like talking about, who's like I take him out
back and kick his ass, like before they had any
sort of fist fight. It would like book the teeth out.
Let's not let's not around here's expensive put them on there.
It's like it's like the old white guy version of
taking off your earrings and your shoes right right, yeah,

(40:12):
or like an old duel, it's the old glove slaps out.
All right. The GOP has come up with their playbook
for it seems like point it plans for expanding Medicare
and addressing climate change and scream socialism. Yeah. I think

(40:37):
that's good. Yeah. And then also along with that is
to not offer any alternative to that. It's just scream
at that big socialism. And that should work because they've
been trying it. I mean, it works on their base
since they're all convinced that that's the reason why Venezuela
is in the condition that it's in now. If you
look at all the takes on what's happened, like see
what social um does, see what sociom does not. Economic

(40:58):
blockades put in place by the United States and the
EU in order to install a leader that might allow
the plunder of their precious, precious crude oil. I don't know,
but that's a whole other story. Um So, yeah, the
socialist attack. Look, it did not work in political They
had an article they're showing like in Pennsylvania that was
like their mid term strategy. It's like, yo, these people
just hit them on socialism, hit them on that they

(41:19):
want to talk about healthcare, call them pink o socialist communists,
whatever the new phrases. And that led to double digit
losses in both like the governor's race and senate races,
and then they even lost like seats in the House
and Senate, the state legislature, Congress. This is not really
good plan. If anything, it seems to be making it
more popular because I don't know, there's they just don't

(41:41):
have a they don't have an alternative, and it's just
it's a really odd strategy strategy to just be like nah,
that's that's lame, uh and that's I don't think that's
going to motivate enough people. But it seems like they're
still really attached to this plant. Yeah. I mean there's
something about conservatism that rejects or resists moving on from

(42:03):
the way it was, and you know, their ideal place
is nineteen fifties made up America, like pleasant Ville America,
where you could still accuse someone of communism and have
a pretty good chance of getting them put in jail
and burned at the stake for tried for witchcraft. Is

(42:24):
it that the party like the only new ideas are
about being cruel to people like marginalized people. I think
those are the only new ideas I see. Well, I
do think that when when you're the incumbent, you're less
pushing like actual policy because you're just like, read it
and weep ladies. Right, But even like in the presidential race,

(42:46):
it was more like I mean, sure there was like
that fake populism going on too, but even like the
people in the debate, I don't know, there's just something
about even just the way I see conservative conservativism now,
the only new creative ideas are just about cruelty. Yeah,
it's populism vague economic populism. Yeah. I would say neo

(43:06):
feudalism is the end goal for at least a lot
of um like the Koch brothers, that that we shouted
out at the top of the show. You know they're
they're pretty they're pretty blatant and explicit, at least when
when speaking in private fundraisers or when they are not
doing a speech for the Hoi poloi or whatever. There

(43:28):
are two different faces of of the movement or of
the school of thought, and the public is being sold
on this idea of As you said, Jack, this this
romanticized or largely fictional version of some nineteen fifties society.
But the weird thing is back then, in that post

(43:49):
World War two boom, there were many more uh dare
we call them socialists like policies in the US, and
they were to the advantage of the people who lived there.
You know, it's just I just I can't do it, guys.
I don't know what the new ideas are. The new
ideas are all like repackaging of old ideas. And I

(44:12):
don't mean old ideas. Is in just like jerrymandering and segregation.
I do straight up mean feudalism, moving the poor away
from a um an ownership economy into a service economy.
You don't own things, you just rent them, you pay
a service, privatizing everything. I don't understand how no one

(44:33):
is I don't understand how anyone is able to avoid
being fucking terrified when you go to something that's like
a government function and you see how privatized it's become.
Like searching for stuff on DDS or the d m
V whatever they call it in your state, or like
even paying taxes. The I R S. Dot gov site
refers you to all these privatized sites that are clearly

(44:55):
owned by people associated with Congress. It's it's ship, it's
shipped all the way down. I don't know what we're
gonna do. Sorry, I don't know. It sounds like you're
a socialist. Yeah, that's um and that's the and that's
the tactic. And you heard that guy man, he's spinning
his other guys socialist talking about Uh, let's talk real

(45:18):
quick about a place that ben might want to move
and that's Venezuela, because they may be The Venezuela is
in the news because yesterday there was a lot of
you know, conflict and uh, Guido essentially it was calling
for the military to rise up. People took to the
streets and you know, the takes came in. Uh John

(45:42):
Bolton and everybody was like, we stand behind the people
of Venezuela or whatever it's They're just basically being like, oh,
we're ready to come in at some point. Uh. And
you know, most people, like has anybody seen our track
record on intervention in South and Central America? It does
not end well for anybody. Uh. And so it's just yeah,
I mean, I mean, as as we're recorded now, I mean,

(46:04):
things are I don't I don't know where things stand.
I mean I saw some reports where Maduro was saying
that the or the military said that they had successfully
fought off this coup attempt or as they call you know,
I don't know what. I don't know where they stand
right now. I think John Bolton was supposed to give
some kind of remarks from Sesame Street with the other muppets. Um.
But well, yeah, there's supposedly today there's going to be

(46:27):
a bunch of protests. White ohs saying it's going to
be the biggest protests in you know, the history of
the country and a turning point, and you know, basically
promoting the idea that there be an overthrow or you know,
a people's uprising. Uh. And Maduro does not seem to

(46:49):
think that's a great idea. So, I mean it's almost
it's almost like a scheduled civil war, Like they're like, Okay,
this is when we're all gonna do the thing now
that we all disagree on. Then we'll have guns for Yeah.
So John Bolton did say we want as our principal
objective a peaceful transfer of power, but quote, all options

(47:09):
are on the table. So yeah, and he says that
the US is prepared to use the military option to
support Juan Guido and Venezuela. Uh, terrible idea. Yeah, but
I think it's economic warfare. I think you guys hit
the nail on the head earlier. I mean, without being
an expert in the internal politics of Venezuela. Looking at

(47:32):
as you said, the US track record, which you know,
our interventions in South America are to a large part
enabled by the same guy who popularized bacon as a
breakfast food, Edward Burns. So I guess I guess McDonald
should thank him, Venezuela should curse him. I know, I'm
bringing back full certain that that's true. The dude who

(47:56):
that is true? He was like a marketing genius, right, Yeah,
the father of pr He wrote a book called propaganda,
where the argument is basically like, people tell people what
to think and make them think it was their idea.
And uh, and yeah, he's somewhere between a genius and
a monster, not mutually exclusive, but yeah, he did. He

(48:17):
popularized bacon. He's the reason that the US went to
Station Coup's in the nineteen fifties, nineteen fifty four in particular,
what else do you do? Oh? He popularized smoking tobacco
with women. He associated with women's suffrage. You guys, would
I mean you guys, would uh find this dude interesting

(48:38):
to hang out with? He's dead, thankfully, it still sounds
cool to hang out with. Yeah, definitely seems like a
cool hang Exhumed corpses of story, a lot of stories. Okay,
all right, we're gonna take one more break. We'll be
right back, and we're back. And a couple of quick stories. First,

(49:07):
Haleema Aiden is making history as the first model to
wear he jab and berkini in Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.
You know, Sports Illustrated came out said we're absolutely thrilled
to announce this making history. Is the first Muslim model
to wear a hejab and berkeni in the magazine, and

(49:27):
you know there's been some I don't know, it hasn't
been exclusively greeted as a breakthrough, right. Yeah. So there's
a there's a website called faith wire dot com, which, uh,
you might assume is just documents all faiths, all all
manners of faith. Uh. Turns out no. Uh. They say

(49:48):
it's not okay to promote a modesty culture because they
think it's oppressive. But then they also seem to object
that they're only promoting Islam when they don't promote Mormonism
or fundamentalist Christianity. So they seem to really be taking
sides for some reason, even though they're supposed to be
covering faith. Um. That that a quote from Lalo Daggitch,

(50:13):
which is a real person apparently at radio host uh
tweeted which religious modesty culture will you promote next? Evangelical, Christian, Catholic, Mormon, Amish, Orthodox, Jewish?
Or will it just be Islam? It's just going to
be Islam, isn't it. Uh? You know, because he's just
used to as a Christian male white, he's used to

(50:36):
being persecuted, uh in his own life. So it's just
like more of this. Oh yeah, Well let me guess more,
just you should hang out with Stephen Moore. Yeah yeah,
it sounds like Next Man our wives at our bachelor party.
That's right. This guy sounds like a blasted parties. Yeah. Yeah,

(50:57):
you know he's like, Oh, I didn't know Sports Illustrated
uge their name to Sharia Law Illustrated. Oh cool. I'm
sure like we're and I'm sure people on Twitter we're
also having a fucking time about that. What is this? Yeah,
so you know it's a just another little bullshit make

(51:18):
them up in the in the cultural Wars, Sure, Ben
Shapiro will have somebody saying yeah. And speaking of the
culture Wars, the another probably the most controversial uh event
of the past week was the dropping of the trailer

(51:39):
for the news Sonic movie Sonic the Restaurant. Yes, they're
doing a movie about the those two guys in the car,
just them talking for any of them, uh, the bigger
ices or whatever they got over there. It's a bigger
cinematic universe for fast food. Right. Do you know those
guys were actually the ad executive US who pitched that

(52:01):
ad and they were like, nailed it, guys, you guys
are the best really? Yeah? Or they were part of
the ad agency. Well, because they're comedians, right. One of
those one started out as an ad executive and then
tried to launch his career once he became that Sonic guy. Yeah,
what are you talking about? That guy is at the top. Well,

(52:22):
and the reason we're bringing him up is he is
playing Uh no, he's I don't know what he's doing
in his career. But Sonic the Hedgehog actually Miles uh
staple of my childhood. And you actually you said you
thought it was kind of a well executed I mean, look,
I didn't have Sega Genesis, so I'm not as offended

(52:45):
as some of the people I see on just the internet. Right. Um,
I don't think it's gonna be a good film, But
the marketing is kind of interesting because you're mashing up
all these things like nineties kids would have can recognize
which is the Sonic the Hedgehog off Sleep. Then you
have Jim Carrey, who's you know, robotanic. He's doing some
very Jim Carrey stuff and you're like enjoyably so it's

(53:08):
like it's Ace. It's it's old Jim Carrey Ace Venturis style.
And then to cap it all off, they got the soundtrack.
They got Gangster's Paradise playing in the trailer, which thematically
not totally clear how that connects back to Sonic the Hedgehog.
But I guess it never has connected to anything that

(53:30):
tried to use it, like dangerous Minds. I guess, yeah,
those kids are out there. Yeah, but you know, I
like there was a seemed like an aggressive Puma product
placement shot when he's like gearing up to go. There's
like a shot from his shoes up and he's wearing Pumas,
and I'm like, oh, sod Tumas, Like they could have
made up a cooler shoe for him to wear. But yeah,

(53:53):
I don't know. I mean, I guess people are people
are just like weirded out by it. I guess yeah.
I mean I haven't totally executed like somebody. I think.
Nick Wiger pointed out that his vision of Sonic does
not have two eyes. It has more, uh like ski
goggle eyes, like one big guy with two pupils that

(54:15):
is like connected by a thinner part of the which
is how he was always illustrated. And then they create
this stupid looking Sonic that it has us. It looks
really rough I'm watching the trailer without the sound on. Now. Yeah,
when you guys pulled it up, and it's like, it's

(54:39):
like the version of that old meme where you know
the kids like, Mom, can we go get some food?
Can we go out to eat? And they're like, we
have food at home and the food at home is garbage. Man.
This Sonic looks read hard and it's like, yeah, we
got Sonic at home, and it's like, what right you
want to play with Sonic? Sure you do? Here is yeah,
I'll make it. I can make that. Yeah, it's I

(55:01):
don't know, but they're there. Yeah, it does. It does
look like it's a first draft. Uh. Yeah, it's just
I don't know. I like how some people are just
like this new movie could funk right off this fucking
what the funk was that? I mean, like some of
my favorite people on Twitter are like to like a

(55:25):
pixelated boat is like that, he's not too happy. Yeah.
I don't know if anyone could win, because what we
saw as Sonic, based on the Genesis games and the
cover art and even the cartoons was nothing that you
could actually envision what it would look like if it
was meant to be a little more three dimensional, so
you wouldn't know, like what his hair looks like if
it is it hair, because this is like a bunch

(55:46):
of blue triangles to me, you know. And then like
so they were it wasn't I don't think a game
they could win. Yeah, just like how how I think
people were a little weird about seeing the Detective Pikachu rendering.
But people seem to be coming around to the Pikachu
thing more. I don't know. Yeah, Pikachu I think looks
good like for but I had never really spent a
lot of time picturing what Pikachu would look like in reality.

(56:07):
So you say that now, right, Yeah, yeah, like I don't.
I don't have fan art, so like it. It's not
like it. You mean, you don't have a tattoo? Doesn't
bother me. Miles might look different from my tattoo, but
it doesn't bother me. But that's my version because I'm
a man, I'm an adult. Now let me have them
pass you. This is what my therapist says, uh, maymes.

(56:32):
But there's also so some some reasons to not be
quite so quick to just reject this out right. Ben,
I always want to call him Ben Joseph Ben Schwartz,
the very funny Ralph John Ralphael John Raphael from Parks
and rec That's the only thing, and also BB eight

(56:55):
uh b b It's voice from from the Star Wars
films is voice sing Sonic the Hedgehog, and there's there's
just some good comedic talent in addition to Jim Carrey
vintage Jim Carrey. It's written by one of the dudes
from the dough Boys podcast, not one of the hosts,
but one of the frequent guests and the commissioner of

(57:20):
their annual tournament. So who's that, Evan Susser. Oh, I
don't know that name, but I'm I'll trust it. The
part of the trailer where he rolls up in a
ball and fux some ship up, I was. I was
here for it, and I will probably not see this
movie because I don't see movies anymore because I'm a father.

(57:42):
But you know, wow, you blame me your kids, Yeah,
they because I just don't have any free time because
of these damned kids. Had a birthday son taking with
that new Tarantino right. Oh yeah, yeah, Well they're big
Tarantino fans. Yeah, you gotta learn them young, like they
cry less when that than some other R rated films

(58:03):
I've shown them. How old you say he is three?
Three today? Actually, hey, he's ready to watch Eraserhead. Yeah yeah,
and he's primed Tarantino demographic. Yeah, I mean Tarantino definitely
had a three year old in mind when he made
uh pull fiction. Uh no, not pulp pulp fiction was

(58:24):
more like two year old demo Reservoir dogs. Though. I
feel like the way the u Mr Blue kind of
bleeds out or Mr White bleeds out slowly in the background,
and it's just like you can feel the visceral pain
that feels like a three year old movie. Uh. And
then you look at him after and go, nothing is permanent, right, Yeah, yeah, lifeless.

(58:45):
That's how we learn in our household, Mr Tarantino, Ben
Ben BAlN and Magoo. It's been such a pleasure having you. Man.
Where can people uh find you, follow you, listen to you? Yeah?
Yeah yeah. You can uh follow my ventures on Instagram
as I get kicked into and out of various countries.
At Ben Bolan you can check out our show stuff

(59:07):
they don't want you know, uh, wherever you like, We're
all over the internet. We're wide right or whatever, and then,
of course, if you are a fan of Miles and
Jack themselves, you can check these guys out on our
two part episode on Ridiculous History about some of the
weirdest flexes in human history. And there are some bizarre

(59:30):
there's some flexing going on throughout history that we forgot
the ancient art of the flex. Yeah, we go through
just centuries to tell you about people who were doing
the most. I'll never think of Darwin the same way again. Man,
you took that from me, Jack, I apologize. Should we

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just tell people? It turns out he was a swinger. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
mid loved every animal he discovered. Uh, sorry, that's weird. Uh. Anyways, Ben,
is there a tweet or active social media you've been enjoying?
I have been, I you know, I fell into these
weird novelty accounts and Twitter. It happens to the best

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of us. And I've been really digging magic realism. But
which is, as far as I can tell, just a
robot that makes one word stories that make absolutely no sense.
I am taken. I'm overwhelmed. It's great. Uh. And then
of course shout out to not a wolf, who is
just a just Yeah, I'm sure you guys have heard

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of that. Just it's just a a Twitter account in
all in all caps by someone who wants to assure
you that they are not a wolf, but they're clearly
a wolf. Oh what you know what, man, I'm not
gonna like comment on there. I'm not gonna put them
in a box there, you know what I mean? And
you said they're one word stories or they're oh, one

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one sentence stories, so like like, here's one a coven
of scholars invent a world where everything is big max
apropos to our episode. Uh, but yeah, I think it's
just another one sixty four Marxist imagine a lightning bolt
into existence. It's just completely out of context, like keyword shuffling.

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I don't know what's going on, but but I I
dig it. Awesome miles Where can people find? You? Find
me on Twitter and Instagram at miles of gray tweet
I like is from Hannah Dickinson, comedian at hands Dicky
h A N S D I C K I E Uh.
She took a little clipping from an article that said
Rosario Dawson's beauty routine includes drinking clay, and she responds with,

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is this what we're calling Corey Booker's come now, Wow,
that's a heater. That is a heater. Uh, couple of
tweets I've been enjoying. While we're on the subject of
the Sonic movie, be pixelated. Boat tweeted prediction the Sonic

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movie will make a trillion dollars by appealing directly to
a generation of children raised on algorithmically generated YouTube content, which,
if you have kids, you know what he's talking about.
YouTube content is terrifying and weird and like, definitely the
stories and the animations are all conceived by uh some

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non human hive mind algorithm thing. Uh. Rob Delaney tweeted,
my fellow hashtag big boys might get angry at me
for telling you this, but most men over six foot
tall and or two hundred pounds have to use a
beach towel or sleeping bag to thoroughly wipe our asses

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and then uh at instant sunrise of Kissinger for the
heg two tweeted Valor more Goals, Valor Dohiris, valor my
rag time. Uh. You can find me on Twitter at
jack under Squore O'Brien. You can find us on Twitter
at Daily z Etgeist right the Daily Zutgeist on Instagram.

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We have a Facebook fan page on the website dailyes
dot com where we post our episodes and our foot
notes where we link off to the information that we
talked about in today's episode, as well as the song
we ride out on miles? What song are we gonna
ride out on? Let's ride out on some Jumanji j
O M A and j I uh. And this track

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is called where are You? Where you know? Where are you? Guys?
Where are you? All? Know where you are? And also
quick spoiler just just give bad fifteen seconds. I just
want to do the h o hi de roy uh tweet.
They said, uh oh, so this is a spoiler spoiler
skip ahead for anybody complaining about Aria peering out of

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nowhere at the end of Game of Thrones. They pointed
out at at us that Aria did appear out of nowhere,
but it was the same spot. She meets John when
he gets back and he says, how did you sneak
up on me? So or he could have been thinking
about you know, yeah, he's got back. Probably I don't
know telling you she had a secret tunnel, but she's

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been digging through Day one Andy Duprain style with a
spoon all right, we are going to ride out on
that song. We will be back tomorrow because it is
a daily podcast and we'll talk to you that by

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