Super Trump, Dr. Johnny Fartpants 10.13.20

In episode 735, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Deckheads, and Get Rich Nick's host Nick Turner to discuss Trump's first public appearance since leaving Walter Reed, big turn outs for early voting, Amy Coney Barrett's Supreme Court hearings beginning, NY Times bestsellers, coffee shops dying, Dr. Banana's denouncing the pandemic lockdowns, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Trump Makes First Public Appearance Since Leaving Walter Reed
2. Heavy turnout and glitches mark start of early voting in Georgia
3. Election 2020 voter turnout could break record with more than 8M ballots already cast
4. Amy Coney Barrett Ready To Curse Senate Like She Cursed Rose Garden, ALLEGEDLY
5. Hardcover Nonfiction Best Sellers
6. America’s losing its coffee shops
7. Medical Experts, Scientists Denounce Pandemic Lockdowns, Urge ‘Focused Protection’
8. Why Won’t the Media Listen to These Scientists?
9. Andy Puzder: COVID lockdown debate – Dems want science, they should look at the Great Barrington Declaration
10. Herd immunity letter signed by fake experts including 'Dr Johnny Bananas'
11. Coronavirus: ‘Dr Person Fakename’ and ‘Harold Shipman’ signatures on scientists’ letter calling on government to embrace herd immunity
12. WATCH: STAR SLINGER - HOTTEST DAY IN NEW YORK

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode two
of Guys, the production of My Heart Radio. This is
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(00:21):
fuck Tuck Carlson, fuck JK Rolling, and fuck Fondent Bank.
Just give me regular icing. It's Tuesday, October. My name
is Jack O'Brien, a K A switch Perfect two. We're
back Switches, a K switch McConnell, a K the Wicked

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Switch of the West, a K The Switches Back, a
K A Lifestyles of the Switching Gamas, a K resting
switch face, a K switch switch bish. That is courtesy
of Official Dickhead, and I am thrilled to be joined
as always, buy my co host, Mr Miles Greats Miles Gray,

(01:05):
a K A seventeen seventeen, seventeen seventeen, It's good to
be a Laker when you're winning seventeen and shout out
to my fucking l a Lakers taking home the motherfucking championship.

(01:26):
The toxic Laker fandom is back in action. You saw
what we did. We gave death threats to Danny Green's
fiance for missing an open three. We don't play around here.
We're spoiled as buck and we don't care who we are.
I'm actually that's a really funn move on the fans.
I'm not backing that up, but a taste of just
how fucked up some of these fans are. I am
not like that. I just you know, I talked to
my ship in private, to my friends and my coach checker.

(01:48):
Lakers fans are I was pulling. I was pulling for
the Lakers this whole time. I love Frank Loven love Frank.
I love I've loved more and more Frank more or
by the day. And I'm gave a little shout out
to Jim O'Brien on it in an interview last night.
That was pretty cool to see. Uh, your name is Jack,

(02:10):
so it's not the same. Yeah, yeah, he got my name. Unfortunately,
it's for new listeners. My dick used to work with Frank.
Frank used to pick me up from high school. Uh,
when he was a manager at the Universe. Should thank
you too, Yeah, I mean, you know, it's a it's

(02:32):
a multiverse, and who knows if I had been more
of a dick when he picked me up from school,
or less of a dick. I was kind of a dick.
It was like, Frank, don't talk to me. Shut up,
you work for my dad, asshole. Let's go to Karl's jr. Uh.
But yeah, yeah, but we're gonna say about the fans,
how awful we are. You know, I'm getting like texts
from people being like they still shouldn't have lost those

(02:53):
two games, like the Heat were the Heat were mediocre
at best. Those takes are just it's trash and come
from people who like, I don't even I can't even
imagine how unhappy you are in your life when you're
still walking around, walk out, walk out of the bubble
with the chip and you're like, honestly, I mean, should
have wrapped it up in those Mama jerseys. Should have
happened then. But you know what, in that way, it

(03:15):
was the most Mombas ship because lose that was the
smack in the face they needed to just go out
there in the in game six and be like, Okay,
we're for fucking just it's it's just smash time now.
I mean, when Lebron's locked in like that's the thing.
Somebody was making the point that, uh, like, so the
Finals had the best player on the heat was Jimmy Butler,

(03:36):
and he had this Game five that was just incredible,
next level locked in and him and Lebron were going
back and forth and it was one of the best
Finals games ever. But Game six, Jimmy Butler was gassed.
He was just like, yo, I can't what am I
supposed to do? I could barely move and Lebron was
just same level. It was just to the exact same level.

(03:57):
Like that is metaphor for his whole career. It's just
like he's able to stay at this level year after
year after year. Um, that's it's not I don't think
it's a debate between Lebron and MJ. It's just they're different.
They're just like it's has longevity one. Yeah, totally. But man,

(04:20):
that was that was fun And shout out to them
be for zero pozzis uh the whole bubble. Meanwhile, the NFL,
Major League Baseball, what a mess? Um Hey my else,
we are lucky and thrilled to be joined in our
third seat by one of the funniest dudes out here

(04:40):
doing it. He is the hilarious, the talented Mr Nick Turner.
I can't be a faker. Congrats to your team, the
Los Angeles Lakers news that I love, not l I
p to the season of Dak Prescot. Oh that was awful.

(05:04):
Oh it's awful. Left there, danglin. That's my that's my team,
that's my guy, that's my that's my fantasy. I'm a
Cowboy fan. I was born in Fort Worth, Texas, and uh,
that was it was really sad day at my house.
Yeah yeah, I mean any any just awful leg breaks

(05:24):
like that, compound fractures, anything like that. It's just the
worst thing to like witness as a fan, obviously because
it takes a second for it to register and you're like,
oh no, no, no, no no, and then you feel
doubly worse because the players already know. It's like, that's
it's a rap for me. I don't watch him. I
can't watch him. Alex Smith came back the same day.
I never watched his horrible leg break. I never never

(05:46):
watched George. I still haven't seen Dak Prescott. But yeah,
these are for non sports fans. These are like some
of the leg breaks, but for day I look Eduardo
Silva obviously abu di abi um. Why does it always
happen to arsenal players in the Premier league too? I
just want to bring that up to Yeah, I still
I never forgave that movie the blind side for for

(06:07):
showing me the thisman leg break, like just boom right
off the top. They're just like, hey, I guess like
twenty years later, when the person has gone on to
have an okay remainder of their life, it's not as bad. Um,
But yeah, that Deck's tough. I don't know. He seems
like he's he's the sort of dude who will come back.

(06:27):
But was he the player that Skip Bayliss was like
coming out for saying he was like depressed or something.
I don't think what you think you're thinking of Michael Phelps. No, no, no,
I can't believe that of an NFL player or whatever.
I don't NFL, so it could be I have nothing
to offer this conversation aside from commiserations around an awful,

(06:48):
awful injury. Whenever I see those Michael Phelps commercials, I think,
somebody get this guy some help. He still he's still
it still needs help after all these years. Just not
enough smoking weed. That's what you. Uh, Nick, We are
going to get to know you a little bit better
at the moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners a

(07:11):
couple of things we're talking about. Uh. We're gonna talk about, uh,
the reboot of Superman returns that was planned for the
White House. We're gonna talk about the beginnings of the
Supreme Court nomination hearings for Amy Coney Barrett. We're gonna
talk about what the New York Times nonfiction bestseller list

(07:33):
looks like right now. We're gonna talk about yet another
thing that these danged millennials have killed, the coffee shop
and the rights new herd immunity plan, which is called
the Great Barrington Declaration because they basically the naming version

(07:53):
of the tea Party. Dressing up like old timey guys
in white powder wigs, They're like, this will sound important
and will appeal to sixty year old weight men, but
it's actually a herd immunity plan that is supposed to
counteract the Democrats and Joe Biden's plan for shutting down America.

(08:16):
Oka like the scientific consensus. Uh, and it's it's a mess. Uh.
They really for for such a big idea. They really
did not pay attention to nailing down the details, which
seems to be a problem with this administration, just in
general and Fox News. But first Nick, we like to

(08:39):
ask our guests, what is something from your search history
that is revealing about who you are? Okay? Um, I
did a deep dive on John Fetterman. Um. Just uh
John Fetterman. If you don't know, it's a lieutenant governor
of Pennsylvania. Okay, okay, and his I was suffered a

(09:03):
racial verbal assault in the supermarket. She is Brazilian, so
naturally somebody cornered her in the supermarket and yelled the
N word at it repeatedly and followed her into the
parking lot. And um, so then I looked up Fetterman,

(09:24):
and I I ask everyone with a phone right now
to do so because this man, Um, he looks BA. Yes,
he definitely looks like he stole a correction officer's uniform
and used it to escape prison. Um them as a couple,

(09:47):
I'm like, hold on, there are certain things where like
he's got a really really intense be goatee. Um, and
he's also got the same vibe of Jaws from James Bond. Yeah,
like kind of lurching around like very big. Yeah, look
at that. Wow, Like that guy. If that person assailant

(10:11):
had known what this woman's husband looked like, I'm assuming
I think she did. I think if she knows what
that guy's wife looks like, right, she probably knows. Um.
But no, he went to Harvard. He didn't. He didn't
escape from prison. No, he's like, on paper, like a
really chill guy here, Like he worked with the Big

(10:32):
Brothers and Big sisters and like got obsessed with the
idea of like your birth being a random lottery for
your outcomes and things like that and how that affects
his idea of fairness. But he looks as yeah, he
just never changed his look. Why should Yeah, yeah, but
he doesn't need to. There's just something even like when

(10:53):
you look at his Wikipedia page, he's like looks just
so underdressed for whatever official photo this is. It's like
it's clearly his bureaucrat, like your book photo where he
goes to the capitol and like this is a lieutenant
governor and he's wearing like a ray On Safari shirt.
Not happy to be there. Button up, Yeah, oh for sure. Yeah,

(11:15):
that's that's definitely a top level bill of bong, but
his smirk definitely says that he wasn't smiling, and they can't.
The photographers like, come on, Lieutenant governor, give us a
little something more, and he just went like, just I
will raise the corners of my mouth flatly out of time.
All right, thanks John, And I did not bother to

(11:35):
look at yeah, because I read that headline and usually
in my morning I'm like, Okay, where's my daily dose
of racism? And I'm like, god, the fucking lieutenant governor's wife.
But yeah, I did not connect. Thank you for doing
that little bit of work to get us to see
the whole picture. Wow. Yeah. The closest he comes to
smiling is looking a little bit piste off. That's as

(11:58):
far as he goes, just a little piste up. Yeah. Uh, Nick,
What is something you think is underrated? Underrated? Is growing
your own weed? I have been a weed smoker for
a long time. I think we're all doing different things
in quarantine. One thing I'm doing. I know, Jack, you're
growing humans. I am growing weed stuff. Yeah, what are

(12:23):
you doing? Like indoor outdoor? I'm doing indoor. I I
wanted to do outdoor, but I don't have outdoor. That's
just mine. I live in a Uh there's four units
in this building and uh one other unit smokes Hello weed.
So that's why I can't go outside because I'm pretty
sure they'll steal it. Well, you do the thing. I
saw the thing on Reddit where people were hanging tomatoes

(12:44):
on their weed plants. So from afar it's a sec
wild that's tomato. That's so funny. Wait, like growing a
tomato plant like right next to yell, you know, so
like you know how like if you grow a tomato pet,
you get like those wire for aims you'd kind of
put around and upwards, so like you put that around
your bud plant and then just kind of like surreptitiously,

(13:06):
I hang tomatoes around it so visually they're like not
even looking forward because you're used to seeing that shape
with red me like that's tomato plant around and be
like what what are those? Get that loop out? I
want to see the tri combs on this tomato exactly. Yeah,
that's really smart. I don't think I can get away
with it, um, but I just I don't know. I

(13:26):
guess I just thought it was I always thought it
was more expensive um. But um, but I I grew
one plant and and I didn't do that great, But
I got two more after that. I got like a
quarter of an ounce out of it, which for the
amount of money I spent is not good. Yeah good
on that one. No, because I'm pretty sure I fail

(13:47):
a quarters worth for the plant. As a teenager, I
had to buy all this stuff. Was like, no, No,
I mean that's um, that's weed parlance. Teenager Like a
clone is like a very small one and then if
it's grown up a little more tall, they called a teenager.

(14:08):
So I said back when I was a teenager. I'm like,
you've been holding this plant since your team? Yeah? No,
my parents are cool, but not that cool. It's an
F one mother plant. Man, I gotta keep this thing.
Usually the plants only take three months, but this one
apparely twenty five years. Um you think so well? No,
I mean I got I'm doing the second round. I

(14:30):
got two plants and they are growing crazy and I'm
so happy about it. And I just got more light
and I put it closer. That was what what kind
of girl lets you using? Because I found that my
humans don't respond when I put it in the closet
that we keep them in centrifuge. You gotta make sure

(14:53):
to keep the lights two ft away from the plants
or the humans. I guess if ye meeting the same
articles all right, but but yeah, no, it's great, it
can be done, and it's not that expensive. I love.
Everyone should go grow their own weeds. I don't care
about the laws in your state. There you go let
them know. Yeah, it's going to jail and meeting other

(15:15):
John Federman that guys cannot message. Got to some fucking
trial where Nick Turner is on the stand and they
play this clip. This can't be this can't be a
real law. Are you we serious? I was on a
comedic podcast being flippant. Oh I got I got taken
down by podcast, Like Chris D'Elia. That wasn't his only

(15:40):
problem I was that was that was taken down by podcast. Yeah,
the podcast He's still Yeah. That was the word. That
one was the word that went around in the stand
up community. Guys, you got to watch that for these podcasts.
Apparently the record this ship you say in broadcasted. So
if you're really out there with your predatory inclinations, don't

(16:04):
go on a podcast. Yeah, save it for Patreon. Exactly
what is uh, Nick, what is something you think is overrated? Um?
And look, I gotta say I love U t d
Z and the TDZ community. You know, I'm fucking zeke Gang.
Can you see that? Ze Gang? Till I? Um. However,

(16:24):
I last time I was on this show, I got
a little bit of some bad advice. Oh. Um Core
was just getting started, and I was interested in ideas
for games so you can play remotely with your friends.
And uh, I said, I've gotten Steam. And then your

(16:44):
community reached out and not one person, I would say,
maybe half a dozen people. Um, they implored me to
download tabletop simulator. Got it? And uh, this is one
of the biggest mistakes of my life. I all nearly
lost friendships, Um, other people to download this tabletop simulator

(17:05):
is not for normans. This is what I did not understand.
You have to use basically every keyboard, every key on
your keyboard when you're playing tables tabletop simulators. And not
only that, but you have to teach your friends how
to do it remotely, right after you've taught them how

(17:27):
to download Steam, which is the single hardest thing I've
ever gone. Um. These are well meaning people. I mean,
these listeners, they're great people. I had a question. They
reached out something that helped them, I understand for me,
not not for me. Tabletop simulator, um no, because it's

(17:47):
like you it's like when you play a game online
like Monopoly. Let's say you click something and then the
dice automatically rolls and then your dog jumps you know,
six spaces or whatever, and then the cards pop up
and you pick them. But on tabletop simulator, it doesn't
do any of that stuff. You manually have to do
all that stuff, and it's not just like doing it

(18:10):
with the mouse, like it's just like individual like the
G button. Oh my god, I mean I lost days
of my life um and uh and forties of dollars um.
But uh so a little little bit, a little bit over.

(18:30):
So what did you end up landing on? Like what
I know? You did you find something that did work
out for everybody involved? Ticket to Ride? Mm hmmm. The
game well, you know, and like we thought we were
going to be playing on you know, playing with our
friends remotely forever, but it only really really lasted a month.
But Ticket to Ride it's the greatest game and you

(18:51):
can play with your friends, and I've also just started
playing it alone and I think in Cora, I've played
it for three hours, because Steam records those hours and
tells you. And it's embarrassing because now I'm all my
friends go on Steam, They're like, hey, what's up with you?
Would ticket to ride? I'm like, I don't know who
they meditative, they broadcast it, they tell you and tell yeah,

(19:19):
how much time. But it's the best ten dollars I
ever spent. Great, And what you're just you're just riding
around a train? Um, no, it's that you ever played Catan? Yeah,
it's a it's a it's a it's kind of like
that but rail based, but rail based. Yeah okay, okay,
yeah I like that. I like that. Yeah, that's that's

(19:40):
an interesting approach to transparency. Like if if Twitter and
like all apps, people how much time you spent on them,
we would fix we would fix the problem. Yeah, we
would just be like, we gotta we gotta do something
about this. I want to know how much time each person,
uh spent writing each tweet. That's right, you attach that

(20:04):
ship now it'll shut people up, or like, yeah, how
long it took them to craft an Instagram post? Or story.
It's like this post fifteen minutes and you're like, what
the funk for this? It's a shot of a muffin.
It ruined my trip to Thailand, but I got this.
But the gaming hour thing and it's like half. It
depends on how you look at it, because sometimes it
could be a flex or it could be a failure.

(20:25):
It doesn't matter because other people like, I mean, don't
funk with Nick. He's putting in work. He's putting in
seventeen human years into this game. Sure, if I was
like rank nationally and I had some ticket to ride sponsorships,
it would be like, look, he's putting in the work.
But a deadlines. It also encourages you to give up

(20:47):
if like your mediocre after like seventeen hours, then you're like, uh,
I can't keep going and getting by these people who
are beginners. Do you think, what do you think would
be more effective to keep people like curb people's you
on like Instagram or social media because so much is
tied to your ego, so like in a way, this
thing of just even adding a like a like a

(21:07):
quantity of hours to how long you're on an app,
is that gonna do you? Think that would affect somebody
in the way. They'll be like, I'm on here too much,
or I don't like people knowing I'm on here this much,
or I don't want people knowing it takes me so
long to write a tweet that was just a milk
toast take. Yeah. Well, I think the problem is not
your main account, it's your yeah, and that's where you

(21:31):
spend your time arguing with, you know, people you went
to high school with. Yeah, that's I think South Korea
has a rule where you can't have fake accounts like
they where your online identity is attached to your Like
everything is more fun that way, although it doesn't stop
much like you know, because the next door app that

(21:52):
requires you, you know to get address having addressed and
then there's everything. Yeah, it's actually it's worse than Twitter somehow,
and you're address. What the fu? Yeah, No, south Korea
has like people bullying, uh, you know pop stars into suicide.

(22:13):
So yeah, alright, finally, what is a mything? What's something
people think it is true? You know to be false?
The air fryer I had some friends couldn't say enough
about an air fryer and every people come on this
show and talk about almost have me. I'm like, oh, okay,
oh wait, do you have one? No, I don't, but
I hear, I hear. This is a common theme. I

(22:35):
hear is the praising of the air fryer. Yeah. So,
uh it sounds like bullshit, like CBD. I also had
a study that said one third or two thirds of
all CBD products do not include the CBD is advertised. Um,
but it's a yes, CBD bullshit air fryer. Uh. Incredible.

(22:56):
I can't I can't explain it. I don't understand it.
I don't have a big enough one. I thought you
were going to take it in the other direction and
be like, it's not as good as people. Wow. Confirmation.
I went to a guy's football party. Guys, I brought

(23:18):
my air frier with me. You crushed it over in
the car. No, dude, I was crushing bloodlight saltzer's. Hell, yeah,
somebody was. I got the strawberry ones. Everybody knows, everybody
the lines them for you. Um, no, man, it's uh,
it's everything to me. And I cooked. Um, I cooked

(23:42):
five things in the air frier yesterday and it's not
it's so it's funny, you know, it's like one of
those things where you find something really healthy and then
you eat five times as much, right, all right, because
because it's healthy. What's like? What was the most impressive thing?
Because to me, the thing that holds me back is like,
I want to submerge my food in boiling fat and

(24:02):
cook it like that, and I just don't know if
I will get the same vibe from it. So what
was the thing that you thought this air frier can't
look around and do this thing that is meant to
be fried? God's way? Um seafood w um. I fried
up some incredible shrimp in there, and uh and that

(24:23):
was really really eye opening because I'm really trying to
get Lyra to enjoy shrimp, and she it's coming along
very slowly. She went from adamantly against it to liking
it two ways. And uh, I know she likes it fried.
And so I tried to do it, and uh man,
I fucking nailed it. It's so good. Are you like

(24:46):
batter dipping them in something before you put it? So
sometimes I'll try a lot of different things, like when
I do wings, you know, I'll it's mostly about the
marinade when you're when you're doing chicken, and I will
merinate and my secret weapon is cocon up milk, coconut cream.
You know, the fatty you're the better. Um some pond zu,
I like, uh, I like doing that. Um. But uh,

(25:10):
but then just putting it and with the marinade, you
don't need a binder like egg like an egg bath
or anything, because it's already wet. And then you can
just put it in there. And I'll usually like to
do just a tiny bit of flour if I'm not
like really trying to get like the fried experience, just
to dry it up fried better. Um. But then like

(25:31):
with the shrimp, you know, I did the whole thing.
I did marinade to the flower, to the egg bath,
to the breadcrumbs and traditional tradition and there and then
no oil none. I didn't even put the cocade. There's
no fat. You don't add any fat. Fucking air jack.
The way it's circulated, it's it's just so satisfying. You

(25:52):
get the crisp, you get everything, you get all the
flavor because you've marinated it and so you've just you've
done all the work and uh, and you're saving on
any calories from oil, not one Wow, Um, well you
heard it here first and episode is being brought to
you by the air fryer. You know what I mean.

(26:17):
It's just so small and I need to do so
many batches and I'm like six wings that just minutes. Guys.
Is that how long it takes? Uh? Yeah, I mean
you know, bone in chicken, Um, usually takes at least
half an hour, unless like you get it or do

(26:38):
you put it in at room temper you're taking like
out the fridge straight into the fire. Uh yeah, fridge usually. Yeah,
just checking, you know, trying to just trying to cross
some teas and dot some eyes on my make sure
i'd hop in here correctly. Alright, guys, let's take a
quick break and then we'll come back and catch up

(26:58):
with our preys. Hey, and we're back. Let's just see,
I mean, not a whole lot new with the president,
which is kind of a nice relief to um. Just

(27:21):
some revelations about like what was going on behind the
scenes when he was uh, you know, feeling better after
a stay at Walter Read and trying to figure out,
you know, how was he going to re emerge into
the world. Was he going to you know, stage a
propaganda video that actually stole shots from Trumph of the Will,

(27:44):
like he ultimately did. Yeah, that did happen, that's what ultimately,
that is what he went with. Uh yeah, yeah, there's
absolutely no no chance that that was accidental, that that
wasn't Uh, if it wasn't intentional, then it was because
someone in his propaganda wing, probably Miller, like had that

(28:09):
movie so committed to his braind that like he was
just he just knew exactly what shots to choose. We
have they have like arguments now over parallel Nazi thinking, yeah,
like exactly should be just jokes on Twitter. It's like apparallel,
I don't know, the kind of obviously thinking the same
thing there, and it's like you thought exactly to mimic
this Nazi propaganda just you did, like um, but everything's

(28:33):
just been chaotic, you know, like it's doctor says he's
immune or no, doctor says he's clear to do events
because he quote poses no risk of transmission. Way do
you know that you can trust a doctor is if
he starts off with saying, look, i've never met the
president right from what I can see, and then I

(28:55):
listened to that right right right when you started like
he is strong, okay, and he's doing great. Uh, we
will not say when he tested negative last that's that's
irrelevant because I'm trying to trick this sick old man
into believing he's healthier than he actually is. And who
knows where this is gonna lead. So do your thing
you're talking about, jack about like what was going on that?

(29:16):
Like how is he going to get out of Walter
Read because we saw him basically put his entire secret
Service detail at risk by getting in the tupperware car
and then breathing a ton. So the New York Times
has this fucking line in their article. I cannot I'm
just gonna fucking read it. Fuck it quote. In several
phone calls last weekend. This is when the President was

(29:36):
hospitalized from the Presidential Suite at Walter Read National Military
Medical Center, Mr Trump shared an idea he was considering
when he left the hospital. He wanted to appear frail
at first when people saw him, according to people with
knowledge of the conversations, but underneath his button down dress shirt,
he would wear a Superman T shirt, which he would
reveal as a symbol of strength when he ripped open

(29:58):
the top layer. He timately did not go ahead with
the stunt. Let's just end the show right now, like
for good, Like that's we can this because we kept
going from the phase where like we know this man
is not well. We know his ideas are he's sick,
like it's sickening, like the kinds of ideas this person has.

(30:20):
Two things are like I'm not sure when now we
have to get talk about senility. And now we're fully
in that phase. Like if this was an elderly person
who you actually knew in your personal life and gave
a funk about, you would be worried as shit because
you'd be like, this is this We're like, I I
remember my aunt, she a little she was she a

(30:40):
little goofy, but now she's now she's swiping at monsters
in the night, uh and talking about doing Superman bits
and ship like this. It's a it's a whole other
stage and yeah, this is I don't I don't mind
this that much. A right, I love this. I love
this take. I just I like that I like hearing

(31:03):
that they know when to edit, you know, like this
isn't something he did. This is something that happened in
a brainstorming meeting, you know, right, after someone was like, alright,
bad ideas. Just give me bad ideas. I'm gonna I'm
gonna walk up really slow. I got'm sick, and then
I'm gonna rip my shirt off and I'm gonna be

(31:24):
Superman and I'm gonna fly away and I'm gonna cook
CNN with my laser eyes. Okay, that's actually your best
idea all week? All right, else someone else goes I'll listen.
I'll listen, but right now I'm gonna say Superman laser
I CNN top idea. I wonder did those guys his
secret Service have to quarantine after that car ride? Yeah?

(31:48):
Did they? Yeah, you got they had to. That's that's
not a no indication that they actually did, but they
the medical I would love to know what happened with
those guys. I want to see a documentary. But what
happened with those guys right after they get out of
the car, just tight on their faces as the driving
because they're holding their breath, Like, yeah, I got an

(32:12):
idea for Trump to the hospital, can drive himself? Or
how about this he stays in that in the Beast
suv and we'll just tell that motherfucker and he could
stay in there, right, that's the difference. I'll walk on that.
I'm just not going to be in the fucking car
with him. Get him a little golf card. He knows
how to drive that popemobile. That would that's another Probably

(32:35):
pomobile would actually make more sense. Yeah, he would love
that because on part with the pope, you know what,
we need to see these bike lanes. We need golf
card lanes for the real people like me. Oh man,
Um yeah, I feel like I don't know. I feel
like we're in a lull right now. People on on

(32:58):
Twitter who are critical of the president where you know,
energized by the poetry of his COVID diagnosis and now
that he the all evidence that he is allowing to
escape us says he's recovered, people are like, well, what
do we do with that energy? Um I, I feel

(33:22):
like I just don't want people to let it take
the take us off the scent that you know, he
when we were heading into the debate, the whole thing
was he's willing to cheat. He's willing to like use
the military if they'll listen to him, uh to try

(33:43):
and you know, rat funk this election, like that needs
to be front and center in people's minds, like just NonStop. Yeah,
I'm worried about the media because like they're they're starting
to get real spiky with the football. Yeah, I mean like,
I mean the way by is widening these poll numbers.
It's just it's really something to look at, and it

(34:05):
does make sense, like when I feel like, just stop
talking about that ship and everything should be about fake
ballot boxes that are popping up in California or these
other just every other manner of voter suppression, that voter
suppression that's occurring, rather than getting like, oh, good, he's
sick and he's like, oh, he's fucking it up now,
it's not really I feel like the like the feeling

(34:27):
I wanted to carry, I don't know, I guess part
this shit. Are the fake ballot boxes real? Like have
people has that been reported? Are the fake Is that
a thing that is actually occurring that it was happening
out Fresno. Yeah, And then the California GOP was even like, well,

(34:48):
it's not like we're not trying to say that it's official,
it's it's it's now to the point where the Secretary
of State has been like this is illegal. Um project. Yeah, right.
Uh so it's it's but again, this is how they've
been just another example of what they're willing to do
just out in the open, which is, you know, possibly

(35:10):
just like we're just gonna ballot harvest and we'll see
what the funk happens. The one thing that's made me
feel good is all the reporting that, like the Atlanta
Journal Constitution tweeted, we're seeing heavy turnout and early voting
in Georgia, which I don't know why such menstrual description
of that, but uh, that's good early voting numbers that

(35:34):
Fox News reporting suggests that, uh, we're ten times higher
on early voting than we were at this point in
That's the only thing that makes me feel any hints. Yeah,
it would be spooky if you went in here and
there weren't like, you know, turnout indicators that made it

(35:54):
seem like now we're looking at something akin to a
right I don't out, we'll see here trying. I've never
felt comfortable, um doing anything other than voting on election day,
even like with a mail in ballot. I would just
bring it down to the voting place and hand it
in because I'm not losing it. And so now like

(36:17):
for the first time. I voted a month early and
it's an official ballot box. I checked. It was not
an art project. Um. I can't tell you how incredible
it feels to have already done it and to know
I'm being counted, and to know I'm not part of
the mess and the mail. I'm not part of the
mess like voting, I'm not in a line making someone else,

(36:38):
you know, not be able to vote that day. Um god,
I feel like fucking Superman. And I just this guy
never misses with the bits. Yeah it does. I'm probably
gonna vote, probably next this coming weekend. Uh, just because
I want to get it done. You mean, like go

(37:00):
to a polling place and like pull the lever, do
the early vote, do an early vote in person. I've
actually never pulled a lever, I don't think, because do
you guys pool? Oh my god, have you I pulled
the lever? I think they had like some old school
I remember pulling. Let always like filling a little dot
in Uh yeah, you just do a little the jankie

(37:20):
little ink pen through the plastic like play school voting set.
It feels like, yeah, yeah, they should just give you
a lever to pool. But people like at the casino. Yeah,
and the like comes it rolls like like a slot.
Oh yeah, presidential, make it you come for us. You

(37:45):
noticed that Kanye was on the ballot, but as a
vice president. Yeah, that's the only thing they could get
him on there for it's it's all as a vice president.
Who's the president? I forget like that. They just wanted
his name on the LETI yeah, it was just something.
They just got him. It's not libertarian, that's that's too legit. No,
they're too legiti. Quit libertarian does in a in a

(38:06):
recent poll, seemed to be pulling some uh pretty significant
numbers like two uh, which, no, it isn't. That's that's
what I can't be right. I'm gonna what's the who
what's the phone number of the person who wrote that?
It is the poll. It is one of the only
polls that gave Trump a chance in Oh, so they're

(38:29):
the only right ones. Yeah, I mean Biden fifty one
point nine, Trump forty three point four, Jorgensen Jurgensen two
point four, and Hawkins oh point eight. Whenever people on
social media are like, you know, fuck anyone who's voting
third party? I just like, who is third party, Like,

(38:51):
there's no it's for the first time in a very
long time, there is not a famous third party person.
There's not someone that the media is talking about on
the West Well he's not a legitimates not on the ballot,
But I haven't enough of a following where they're like, yeah,
this is our year to funk it up. Yeah it's

(39:11):
a but I mean they're always I think that's a
problem though, is because our two party system just so
fucking grid locked. Like I understand the appeal of third
parties if you actually have a real principled idea, like
based on whatever your beliefs are, but I mean, eventually
you'd hope we would fracture off into more than just
Democrats and Republicans, because I honestly, that's it's it's showing,

(39:32):
it's proving to be the literal death of us. One
thing I wanted to read real quick, just that I
happened to see was the New York Times bestseller list
of nonfiction books. And it's literally like at fifty split
of like books that like liberals would read and that

(39:52):
would infuriate people who watch Fox News, and then books
that Fox News would read that would like give me
an angryism. If I tried to read it, UM, it's
like rage by Bob Woodward, Killing Crazy Horse by Bill O'Reilly.
I'd love to hear what Bill O'Reilly has to say
about UH Indigenous people. Blackout by Canada's Owens Cast by

(40:14):
Isabel Wilkerson, which is the book by uh, the author
of The Warmth of other Sons. UH that talk compares
race to a cast system. UH Disloyal by Michael Cohen,
Live Free or Die by Sean Hannity. I didn't know
about this one. The Fox News host offers his assessment
on what is at stake in the election. Don't Lie

(40:38):
to Me and Stop trying to Steal Our Freedom by
Janine Pirou is the title. It's the title of a
book Notorious rbg Untamed, which is that's the only one
that doesn't really fit into there. And then Sarah Huckabee
Sanders is UH book. So it's just it's just I
don't know that that's just a good reminder that we're

(41:00):
not going to stop living in two completely separate realities
after this election, no matter what happens, Like people are
just completely divided. I really was really thinking hoping that
there was some non political books in there, just like
the liberals get piste off about four hour work week.
Yeah exactly, it was all it's all that, And I mean,

(41:27):
I I don't think that's normal that there's not a
single book that is like not that was God level
knowledge Darts by A Jesus and Marylan there. It's it's
like number nineteen. Have you read it? I just found
out about that. I'm pretty pucked. I'm I'm gonna read
it when I'm able to have some time to sit.

(41:48):
Right after the election, you're political at that point. You
ever write a political tweet that gets too much engagement
and you're like, this does not deserve it just because
you mentioned politics or you said him. You know, it's
like there's an extra three hundred likes, Like how does
everything you just say politics and you're immediately yeah, viral. Yeah.

(42:15):
There's like a whole, like probably percentage of Twitter that
is just blandly political takes that are tweeted and retweeted
and they're crushing on those impressions and your crusion like, yo,
these aren't like these are. It's funny because a lot
of those tweets are the kinds that help people who
are so frightened of the Trump administration feel like they're

(42:38):
went like like like democrats are winning. It's always like
the ones that it's like, oh Trumps scaredy pants and
not going to go to a doctee today, and they're like,
oh fuck, yeah, I love it. I love it. Talk
about how he sucks, we love that, or what it's
like after game five, like sorry, Lakers, not your year

(43:01):
booooo oh yeah. Ultimately, oh man, all right, let's take
a quick break and we'll come back and talk about
how millennials are letting us all down. And we're back.

(43:25):
Let's talk about some things that aren't the president, such
as coffee shops, such as we love them, we miss them.
I love hanging out in a coffee shop. Yeah, writing
my screenplay and drinking with both hands wrapped around the
cup like a giant sweater. Yeah, exactly, just blowing up.

(43:50):
Favorite thing to do in a coffee shop. I bring
my laptop in, I put it down, I order a coffee,
I get a water, I sit, I set everything up,
and then I asked him what the WiFi is and
they say, we don't know WiFi, like it's normal to
not have the well, I mean this whole thing with
coffee shops, right, I sort of wanted to talk about
this because the long enjoyed of it is that coffee

(44:12):
shops are in decline. Okay, Uh, they said, by this
is a a company that sort of monitors like coffee
shop openings closing and just sort of niche businesses like this.
And they say, by the end of there will only
be twenty five thousand, three hundred seven coffee shops in
the US, making up for twenty four point seven billion
dollars worth of business. Uh. And they say, like, but

(44:33):
that's actually it's like a dip of almost eight percent,
uh and twelve percent less revenue than I mean, I
think that that all makes sense given covid um. But
a lot of people are like, I don't know what's
going on, as if the times were in right now
might be a huge contributing factor to people who have business.
I don't know what's going on. Yeah, that's shockingly little.

(44:55):
That's a shockingly small dent for me. Well, the reason
this is a big news is because this is the
first time there's been a decline in coffee shop growth
since like two thousand and eleven. Oh, so it's just
been like straight uphill and now because this is like
down a little bit. Yeah, They're like, oh, but I

(45:15):
think what's so interesting to me is like I've I
forgot actually, you know, we were just joking about like
how like much the coffee shop took up our consciousness
in the nineties, you know, as it being a thing
like when you think about, like I just according to
an analysis of films I'm just making up right now,
coffee shops are We're seventy of nineties rom com scenes,

(45:38):
so I'm just saying. And also like it was like
one of those things like in ninety three, like someone
would live in like Essex Junction, Vermont. They're like, yo,
we got a coffee shop, and like what, Okay, let's
get to it. I'll meet you out. I gotta I
got practice over at St. Michael's, but I'll meet you
over there in a second. Like the shop was a marker.
You know. I wonder how many sitcoms would have taken
place in the coffee shop if Friends hadn't existed, right right,

(46:04):
I feel like every character though, like had a job
at a coffee shop, you know what I mean, Like
it was like the easiest thing, like in your first
draft of a script, like and like their their job
at coffee shop with people who are annoying, or you know,
there's also so much out of it. It's pretty easy
to like fake a coffee shop, right, you can just
like put it in a like That's why I watched

(46:27):
way too many like bad comedy videos when I was
running correct like submissions where it's like, yeah, we're at
a coffee shop, but it's definitely just somebody's floor level apartment.
You just put a jar of biscotti and like a
couple of loose coffee bags behind you, and you it's
a coffee shop. This week in hube Halloween, oh yeah,

(46:52):
one of the girls worked at a coffee shop and
then the bullies come in and like that's a kid
in front of the girl. Dude, Hubie is fucking touching
all parts of our contint. Yeah, the movie is gonna
end up being one of the most important movies of
our life. There, I mean, Anna is getting it tatted,
she said, her whole personality now who be based? She said.

(47:16):
Since yesterday's recording, where Myles reviewed Hubie Halloween said it
was a great retreat to form for the Adam Sandler Universe.
Nick has started a cult around Hubie Halloween. Uh. Super
producer Anna Hosnie has gotten it tatted and is announcing

(47:36):
that she she will be going as Hubie for Halloween
for her Halloween costume. And I hope she rethinks the
tattoo and uh and gets a brand instead. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
I have to watch it where my hubites at? You know,
all right me one time. The But this other study

(47:56):
was saying that the companies, though that are obviously withstanding
all of this, are the ones you'd expect, which is
like the Starbucks and Duncan's of the world. They're fine.
And we knew that because you know, we know eventually
those will be the only places to legally buy coffee
in the Trump Incorporated Confederation of Consumer Territories. Well, also,
they they've like, uh, they've um closed stores um that

(48:22):
don't have drive throughs and then open stores with drive
throughs and then focus that more in that business. They've
been able to like kind of transition better than you know,
just your random neighborhood store that can't add a drive through. Right,
So after all this is over, like what because there
is something like there is a reason that we work existed, right,

(48:45):
And there's a reason that people used to go to
coffee shops to do work instead of working out of
their homes. Like there's an energy or like something that
people get from being around other people that like this
probably rely isn't gonna like totally kill off, like just
because we've had a pandemic, Like people will go back
to wanting to be around other people. Do you, like,

(49:08):
do you think this is a permanent thing or do
you think, well, do you think this will I don't know.
I think we've built We've got way too much momentum
as a species of being around each other for a
year of fucking hell to like completely rewire our needs
is like animals because I know, I I fucking fantasize.

(49:28):
I saw a video of it was like a random
clip of like some rave that had like it was
like the most lasers at a concert ever And it
started off minimal, But when that ship went off and
you saw like forty people just screaming, I was like,
I missed that ship so much. Yeah, I just need that.
And there's no amount of like no matter. Obviously, we

(49:49):
all have different existential fears around this year in the
election and whatever but deep down, I think we all
we were seeing it. That's why people keep fucking not
living by the rule, because deep down we just need
that ship. And some people I think are able to
like calculate what the risks involved are and like what
the knock on effects could be for someone other than themselves.
But yeah, I think plus us liberals are all going

(50:12):
to cuddle parties where we all just sit around and um,
but I mean that is a real thing. Cuddle parties
are a real thing that existed before the pandemic. And uh,
you know, they've done a lot of articles the millennials
have killed the cuddle party. That's right. There's a reason

(50:34):
NBA players touch each other before and after every free throw.
The touch, the human touch being around other people. It's important.
And I think this is the reason that sports viewing
is so far down, like almost shockingly so after like
you know, we had these viewing events where like Tiger

(50:56):
King or the Last Dance happened, and literally like the
whole world just like stopped to watch those uh documentaries,
and then like when real sports actually come back, not
that many people watch it. I feel like there's got
to be something about just missing the presence of other

(51:19):
people or the presence of that many people in one
space is like a larger part of the sports viewing
experience than we're giving it credit for. Yeah, I think
maybe it depends on how you're used to watching a sport,
you know, because like the NBA was easy for me
to watch because from when you're younger, you used you're
you're used to watching quiet basketball games where there's maybe

(51:42):
thirty people in the gym and it's just like intense,
but you're like, yeah, we're watching a basketball game. But
I feel like when certain things like the NFL, I
feel like that my friends who watched the NFL, that's
the one thing I've heard them complain about the most,
Like it's just so weird. It's like a fucking scrimmage.
There's no crowd and like they feeling around. It was

(52:02):
different than like, you know, watching soccer in Europe. There
were no crowds there. They pumped in fake noise, but
I actually found myself switching to the audio track that
kept it silent because I I kind of it was
cool to hear them talk on the field a little
bit with more detail. But I think it maybe it
all depends on how you're used to watching it, or
it's that feeling where you're like, it ain't right, it's
not how it supposed to be, Like I should be

(52:22):
there with my boys, and this is bullshit. This is
not the NFL. This is some fucking plandemic. Ship Have
you watched it in college football? Nah? College football feels weird.
College football has the most people, like they don't have
if you don't have full stadiums and on TV, especially
because we've been watching sports one way for three months,

(52:44):
it's like it feels like there's no empty seats in
the thing, Like it just it looks like I have
to keep checking college football. It's like am I watching
a rerun? Right? There was a Texas Tech game over
the weekend. The made me think Texas had cured COVID
because it was just completely full. It was like it

(53:07):
looked like a sellout. And I don't know sports like
I really experienced this, even with the NBA Finals, like
being being a Angelino like all like we would gather
around the Lakers or the Dodgers or things like this,
and it was the first time because obviously we have
one in ten years that like I was not able

(53:28):
to get with like my family and friends and always
do the thing we do, which is like watched postseason
Lakers basketball together like that that was like a thing
we'd always do from April going into the beginnings of summer.
And to not have that definitely, and I found myself
like scrambling, being like, you know, you all want to
watch on zoom. We could watch Game five on zoom,
but everyone's like feet is delayed, and like people like

(53:49):
ruining it for each other, and it was like does
it fucking work the same? So I know, like there
is the there's like these deeper things tied to sports
too that I feel like my people might not be
able to, like quite articulate, and that's the reason why
it's just not worth watching. Some people still are congregating
around Dodger Stadium, though, and the way they always have
just now it's because that's where all the COVID tests are, right,

(54:13):
go with your friends together and get some nachos hop
in the car. Yeah. The celebration from the Staples Center
where everybody was chanting Kobe was pretty dope. I especially
appreciated the the guy who showed up in a human
hamster ball for for the celebration. Did you see that
dudette in the bubble. Yeah, he's like literally in the bubble. Uh. Anyways, Um,

(54:42):
that that actually caused my weed delivery last night to
be delayed. Everything. I got a text and they were like,
you know, because of the They said it was because
of the protests, and I was like, what protests are
happy from Clipper fans? Clipper fans were that some rivalries

(55:05):
make both sides better, that rivalry makes nobody better. And
I wonder what was harder to watch, um Dak for
Cowboys fans or that series for Clippers fan. I feel
for him. I hey, head up, head up, Clippers fans,
you'll get you'll get one. The other story I just
want to talk about real quick. And the other thing
that's making me feel okay about the upcoming election is

(55:29):
just the repeated incompetence of like every right wing concerted
effort to like try and flip the narrative and the
reality on U. Yeah. So there's this thing called the
Great Barrington Declaration that is is an idea, if properly
executed that I feel like could actually you know, do

(55:51):
some damage. Um. But basically the idea is they put
together a panel of experts in quotes to argue that
like the democratic form of like shutdowns and social distancing
was like a plot by like Joe Biden and the Democrats,
and like Trump's skepticism around those scientific points of view

(56:16):
were correct and like worth paying more attention to. And
it was all just this whole COVID nineteen thing was
a was a figment of the liberal media's imagination. Uh.
And it like if they could have gotten some momentum
behind this, I could have seen it, like, I don't know,
being one lifeline to like a concerted worldview that a

(56:38):
lot of people on the right would have liked to
believe in. But um, so they released this thing. They
called it the Great Barrington Declaration, which is impressive sounding
the walls. Yeah, like, yo, what was that Like if
someone if a like a maskless Karen came into like

(56:59):
my my business, I was like, I'm sorry, but according
to the Great Barrington Declaration, I would all right. And
the Wall Street Journal headline, the Wall Street Journal op
ed page, which is a you know, right wing shill,
they had a headline, why won't the media listen to

(57:19):
these scientists? Fox Fox News claimed the declaration obviously cast
severe doubt on the heavy handed lockdown approach Joe Biden
and the Democrats have been advocated. So that is like
an excellent straightforward use of this story too, So doubt. However,
some of the medical experts that they chose weren't epidemiologists

(57:43):
but actually homeopaths like massage therapist, hypnotherapist, experts in Mongolian
comey singing, um. Oh. Some of them seemed to be
fake names. One of them literally signed the name doctor
person fake name. No, wait, that's a signy is doctor
person fake name? Yeah? There's also doctor Johnny Bananas, doctor

(58:07):
very dodging roctor, professor at yeah, professor no tap fucking clue. Uh,
and last but not least, doctor Johnny fart Pants. So
they just they just opened this up to anybody who
wanted to sign up. People just trolled it. They're not

(58:28):
listening to Dr Farney pants, right, Yeah, why won't the
media listen to professor Not a fucking clue? He said,
it was not a clue. No, I mean, no tasks
king clue. See this is this is xenophobic, right. Uh.
There's one of the listed experts was a resident of

(58:50):
the University of your mum um. So obviously that doesn't
sound American. Yeah, no, it's I think this was all
like a British thing, because yeah, to doctor very dodgy,
doctor dodgy is such a in English term. But I
like it. I mean it's an international effort. I like

(59:11):
And as Fox News and the right Nose Americans are
suckers for British accent, we'll just grant them any amount
of even if it's doctor miss doctor, very dodgy doctor.
Oh wow, well in that case, but this was always like.
The three authors launched the declaration at an event hosted

(59:31):
by a libertarian think tank and immediately followed by a
trip to the White House. They have throughout the pandemic
been repeatedly downplaying the deadliness of the virus, and people
are basically saying what they're calling for is impossible without
an effective and why it's widely used vaccine, it would
let the virus run rampant and kill millions. Um. And

(59:54):
the entire premise of the declaration offers no information on
who they consider vulnerable, how they would actually be protected,
which the idea is like, we just protect the vulnerable, Okay,
just like that, Yeah, just like that, just let the
virus rip, and you know, well, what can I do?
What's the worst they can do? Our presents wearing a

(01:00:15):
Superman outfit under his shirt, so we're all you know
he's wearing right now. He's like, here's a thing, doctor,
Dr Conny. I'm gonna tell you something, but I need
He's like reaching for his top button and and Ivanka's
off to the side being like, hum hm, shake your head,
just don't do it. Don't show you, Dr Conny, and
it's this is gonna this may be jarring to you,

(01:00:35):
but my powers are enhanced by Earth's Yellow Son. I
do come from Krypton. I do like to think that
he already had it. He already had the outfit when
he suggested, like he had it in his hands. And
he's like, I don't know, I just thinking of this now.
Oh wait, yeah, I was just dumb. I wouldn't buy it. Wait,

(01:00:57):
Mr Present, what are you holding there? What's it's just
a New York Times I'm sorry. Oh no. It's like
the equivalent of that producer who kept pitching the Mechanical
Spider and like different West. He's just like, I've just

(01:01:21):
got this spider. What do you think? So I'm gonna
come out Robert Mueller's report. Nonsense, I'm gonna come out
the Mueller reports, slam it down, show him. I'm Superman. No, okay, fine,
what about this in my impeachment over the Ukraine call,
I'll come out. There's the impeachment did not work. I
come out unbuttoned Superman again. Mr prisident. That's not going

(01:01:45):
to impress anybody. Yeah, and honestly, that's a swastica. It's
not It would it would he had he done it,
it would have, you know, exploded his side. They would
have loved it. The next night he would have been
up on the roof of the White House and a batman.
He just started going staring off to the side with
the Trump signal in the air. It like he might

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as well go full like just into his instincts for
like w W E presidential like um campaign like ideas,
because yeah, it's it's such a double edged sword because
in one way I could see it it's so stupid,
but it works because it's so stupid. And then the

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other version, it's just like everyone's like, oh my god, dude,
he he peed his pants to say. He's like, oh,
I'm so scared of Kamo Harris, my parents. I'm meaning
to do this. Everyone calmed down. He should weeks, he
should do like different weeks, like themed weeks. Um like
this week the cabinets all w w E wrestlers. Oh

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ship Yeah yeah, just something for ratings. He comes out
ultimate Warrior makeup. Yeah, you know, like Jimmy Fallons, like
bat this week. You know it's no different. Speak up.
We're running a fucking country in the ground. You gotta
bats week. There's enough of them to throw in there,
I know, saying infrastructure week, but I've got black pink Week.
Come on, Nick, It has been a pleasure having you

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as always. Where can people find you and follow you? Um? Well,
I think you know that there's a rather culturally important
podcast called Deckheads that is um very important to the
I heart radio business these days, calling it the most
important podcast of of all time, the Superman t shirts

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of podcasts. Yes, only in that accent. Uh and Jose
and I have we went into You know, a lot
of people have been learning languages, learning how to cook, um,
growing children and or weed. But I've mostly thrown myself
into becoming an expert. And literally I have I have
become an expert on the television show Below Deck. I

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didn't know anything about it at the start of this year,
but now I say I would go toe to toe
with anybody for Below Deck trivia. So we have been
releasing one a day an episode. We've been rewatching Below
Deck from the very beginning, and there's we watched a
couple hundred episodes and we've released one a day, and
the new season comes out November. Um Anna, where is

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Annah text? Ana text me text November? But the day
is November November two. So November two, the new season
starts and we will go weekly for the first time,
and to prepare for that, we have to burn extra
episodes because we've gotten so far ahead. So now we're
releasing two every day this month, um and then our

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first guest on November. I guess it will probably come
out third or fourth, Miles Gray. It's so funny because
I'm like, yeah, I watched Below Deck among every other
trash reaction. So when you're acting like are you caught up,
I'm like, yeah, I'm up. Also, Mali is a fucking

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arc you know what I mean? Not Maale Obama, the
Boston Oh my gosh, I'm just excited. Yeah, the Boston
this year is Eddie. Eddie, he's coming back from the
first season. Oh yeah, Um and Jack, you ever been yachting?
You've been sailing? Oh yeah constantly. I'm actually one of
the people who comes through on one of these episodes.

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I would I would kill the season one of the
parties that get in trouble for leaving cocaine around. Yeah,
realistic reality TV guest Jack O'Brien, what that looks like? Like,
like whatever, you you're trading? Literally the worst nightmare of
any Like he's not doing anything and he's not the
most internal like like he's kids for Yeah, just missed

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the kids a lot. He's like, you want to see
something cool, look at this. That's the same. Yeah, he
doesn't drink. He's really polite. He's getting nothing out of him.
All right, just playing some cocaine on him and we'll
go from there. Uh, Nick, is there a tweet or
some other work of social media you've been enjoying? Oh yeah,

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hell yeah? Um, so yeah, there's this How it started?
How it's going? Yeah? Yeah, So I I saw my
favorite one and how it started. This is Scott Rigowski, Um,
the former Quizmaster Emeritus UM from HQ. He he tweeted
how it started, and it's a clip from the Marx Brothers.

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I don't know one of them. I don't even know
um animal crackers. Let's just let's say how it started. Anyway,
it's this great scene, really funny. That's okay, and then
how it's going. And he posted one of these UM
videos where a guy asked the girl out and she
says no, and then he gets in his fancy car

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and she's like, oh, where I will go out with
you when you come back. I didn't realize he had
a big car. Have you not seen these? This is
a whole type of comedy where it's like these gold
digger like exposing gold diggers. It's the most trash prank
style thing. But yeah, yeah, So this guy he goes

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up to the girl in this video, he goes into
the girl and he's like, oh, hey, I'm going to
a party. Do you want to come with me? She's
like what? She just like walks up to her at
a gas station. She's not in a car. He's not
in a car, So you're a creep off the street.
That's about standing. It's like the worst set up, and
he's like, you want to go to a party with me?
And she's like no. He's like, oh okay, and then

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he pulls out his phone. He's like, Yo, Drake, I'm
head into your spot right now. We're gonna rip it
up tonight. And she's like, oh wait, Drill, actually I
do want to go to a party. And she's like,
I'm like, how do you know he was talking about
that Drake and you just had weirdo named Drake's house. Anyway,
I just like that. That's where comedy is. Man, It's

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just fucking it's a different world. Uh, Miles, where can
people find you? And what's the tweet you've been enjoying? Uh?
Follow me on Instagram and Twitter at Miles of Gray,
where I will occasionally appear, uh in a tweet that
I like. You know, it's just it's a blending of everything.
I like. So our boy dog Face four twenties at

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it And you know what, he knows what time it is.
He's down with the Lake show. He knows this one seven.
You know it's the seventeenth championship. He's got a new video,
long boarding in his Laker jersey, sipping a bottle of Champagne.
So we are the champions and it's I'm sorry to
Clippers fans, but I'm what a what a combination of vibrations?
So I'm loving that? Is deep fake? Or is that

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a real video? I think I might be a deep fake?
It's a deep fake? Why spend something spending time? Doesn't
it sound like something he would do? I don't know,
it looks real. You gotta throw water on that. Even
if it's a deep fake, why anyone would make a
deep think of that? But it's from at follow through

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l A he one, So you know what I shout
out to which I think, yeah, is that his account?
That's his new account? Well then there it goes. And
if he's lying to me, this shame on him. Yeah. Yeah,
And it's a good deep thick. It's one of the
better deep thicks. If it is a deep fick, otherwise
it's not. There's an l A Times article about it

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saying it's yeah, he's it's real. It's real. Okay, shout
out to him. You trying to do that? Man, Like,
come on, bro, gotta just let me have that, all right?
My bad? I still don't believe in it. Oh my good,
this is like, Yeah, you're a fucking dog faced truther.
He's he's a Sixers fit. I think he's like, would

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not be into the Lakers, to be honest, I think
it's any more into the Clippers for him to be
like that wholesome and out a shitty person he has.
He's there's no ways a Laker fan. I think I
think maybe like Clipper Twitter got to me. They're like
it was a deep and I believe that or something.
I don't know where that came from, but I was
just like, Okay, uh so dumb, all right, uh tweet

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I've been enjoying um ms. Grace. Colin Schmidt tweeted, uh,
took an edible tonight and thought of a TV show
idea And it's just a screen cap from her notes
app and it just says Emily in Paris so Jill
uh and uh. Andrea Moore tweeted l A p D

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What are we riding out on to day? Just some beats,
just some you know, some danceable head notable beats from
Star Slinger. Uh. I'm doing a couple of Star Slinger
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Day in New York. I think it's a newer track,
but it's it's got, you know, some like a little
nice rap sample in it and like a very relaxed
but intense beat behind it. So you know whether or
not you want to feel like it's the coolest day
or the hottest day. Uh, it's all up to the listener.
So check out this one. It's Hottest Day in New
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