Taco Bell-pocalypse Now, Gwyneth Paltrow Scam Heiress 7.8.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet. I'm welcome to season ninety, episode one
of Joe Dailey's Guys, the production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take deep dive into
America's shared consciousness and say, officially, off the top, fuck
Coke Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Monday, July two
thousand nine. Team and names Jack O'Brien aka whoa, it's

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mad Jack. You know, Ryan, and I'm thrilled to be
joined as always by my co host, Mr Miles g
wells Obrian Gonna day you current to the day Lade.
The podcast is second rate. I forget the looking round

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the melody was, but I know off the rip that
Jeremy Renner bangar uh and thank you to Pig Politics
at ping Politics for that. A lot of people hit
me with the bow one. So look, I see all y'all,
but you know this one, I just just I don't know.
I think it's the guitar mode Sheldon bro Yeah, thank you, Yeah,
you're real, You're real. Uh Renner triple threat. That's a

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fun dude. Man can not fucking sing? Oh come on, well,
we are thrilled to be joined in our third seat
by the hilarious and talented host one of my favorite podcasts.
And I call Molly Lambert bat Lambert, Pump Starn Star Renterer, Dude,

(01:31):
we're strong bad calling some video Jeremy Renners some Meat's cool. Yeah,
you're nobody's favorite avenger. Yeah right, your hawkeye. You fucking
You're thing about him as I thought he was British
for so long, and then I found out he's from
like Fontana, and I was like, what come on Fontana,
like central California, not England where I assumed because he

(01:55):
has a face like a fist. He does. Uh, he
was my favorite part of the town. As I've talked,
he's great town. Yeah a town had Yeah, big time.
I've only seen it like once, but I really remember
being moved by his performance, having lived in Boston for

(02:18):
two years. Like Lively has a Boston accent, yeah not
greatten quote unquote bus and accent better Boston accent to
Blake Lively, But I won't. I don't want to embarrass her. Uh, Molly,
We're going to get to know you a little bit
better in a moment. First, we're gonna take our listeners
through a couple of things we're talking about today, such
as the tortilla apocalypse. It might be over by now,

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but I don't know. We are in the midst of it. Uh,
and it's everywhere we look. We can't not notice it,
so we have to talk about it. We're gonna talk
about how America is number one in waste, which isn't surprising,
but we're more number one than I even realized. We're
gonna talk about a scientile g lawsuit that might actually
make an impact. We're going to talk about those people that,

(03:05):
if you are still on Facebook for some reason, you
are seeing in all the Trump ads, all the young
attractive people who uh, the the ads claim our Trump
supporters from places you would not expect Trump supporters to live.
We're going to talk about the Goop Conference, Goop UK

(03:26):
Wellness Summit, Goop con uh. And there's just some wild
Gwyneth Paltrow, the scam baby, she is the Queen scammer. Um.
I'm sorry, apologies to Lacy Moseley, but Jesus she she's
good at this. Megan McCain is you know, we're we're

(03:46):
we're all in a Mexican standoff with Megan McCain because
she is threatening to leave the view and I don't
think anybody would would be able to please be right
if that happened. We're gonna talk about Sony celebrated in
the fort anniversary of The Walkman. We're going to talk
about uh, a woman getting divorced from a three year

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old pirate ghost. All that more on today's Daily Zeigeist.
But first, Molly, we like to ask our guests, what
is something from your search history that's revealing about who
you are? Oh, the most recent thing that I was
looking up was what does land lubber mean? Like from
a cartoon? Yeah, like from a car, Like I called
somebody a land lubber, and then my friend was like,

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I thought it was land lover and that. I was like, yeah,
that would make a lot more sense. But I heard
it like that as a kid. I feel like land lubber,
It is landlubber. Apparently it's a it is land love. Yeah,
it's a bastardization of land lover. But like they did
calling somebody a land lover, yeah, land lubbers land Wait?
Wait what content called somebody a land lobber? That fucking rules?

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Moonlights as pirate I was going to take to the sea. Yeah, wait,
how did you can you actually set up an the
context in which you call someone a landlob Yeah. I
was like, me and my friend Jane are moving on
to a houseboat to solve crimes. See you later, landlobber.
Oh nice. And that is an actual that was the

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actual use, that was not just yeah, yeah, and my
friend Jane really might buy a houseboat and we really
will solve crimes. So right, interesting, what are the questions here? Wait?
Where is the boat going to be at to be
determined to be determinedmes or land crimes that you then
retreat to layer? I mean I hope like sea crimes.

(05:35):
I hope. Yeah, yeah, although crimes kind of boring, well,
like I'm hoping it's like the Irates. An octopus is
like my wife is missing help? Yes, exactly, just full cartoons,
Like someone finds you like a message in a bottle
and they're like, I don't know what to do with this.
That's what someone's lost. Yeah, like power up the house
boat that is not seaworthy at all. This is clearly

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a word that was derved from making fun of uneducated
people who worked at sea many many years ago. Maybe no,
I think it's making fun of people who don't work.
It's yeah, right, like you're fucking landlover. You ain't you
an out here on the seas? Like, but then they're
changing the way they say it, which is making fun
of the way somebody who it's like saying fucking yankee,

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like I guess something that a Southern person would say,
and you're making fun of a Southern person by saying
it that way. To calling someone a landline, I think
it's just right. So is that not insulting to pirates
all you pirates out there? Let us know the call
into more pirate news later. Oh yeah, exactly, yeah, oh maybe. Okay,

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So this is as I look up. The etymology, first
recorded in the late sixteen nineties, is formed from land
and the earlier lubber This quote lubberd, dates from the
fourteenth century and originally meant a clumsy stupid fellow. So
it comes from like, so you're like a land idiot. Hey,

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fucking land fuck land asshole land more. That's what I imagine,
like all fish think about us, like you dumb idiot. Yeah.
I bet if the fish see people drowned, they're like
out of here. You should knew what it was when
you got in here flipping around, flapping around like a batkin. Yeah,

(07:27):
we're always flapping around like bapkins, napkins, always using way
too many napkins. Uh, Molly, what is something you think
is overrated? Overrated? Summer? I hate summer really as a ginger.
It is just like I can't tolerate it physically. I
can't be outside without putting on so much sunscreen, and

(07:48):
I hate it. Right, So, like longer days equal more time,
I have to be wearing sunscreen more night, which is
your brand? More night is my brand anyway. But I
also like I'm the person who's like excited for it
to get darker earlier because it means I like don't
have to work something right. Also, for you, everything in
your mind is like how much sunscreen every season is.
Being outside for me is like against nature, Like I'm

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not clearly not meant to be in like a Los
Angeles climate, and so it's just a fight against the
sun all day every day. But I also just think
summer is overrated in general. What's so great about it?
I think it's just because it's born out of like
when we're kids, and this was when we weren't in
school having to be summer. I do wonder if we
didn't have that, if like we got off during the

(08:31):
winter for whatever reason, it would be like winter, you
do that, you get out. Can you get Christmas break
right in spring break? I mean Christmas is just dope regardless.
But but summer also like like August. You guys love August.
I mean, I mean, I like going on vacation. It's
like vacation. That's really what it is for the July

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at the end of summer, yes, and then August is
what wait, so what happens after the July? What's just
like the long the long like sloggy part, like the
fire season here and everything catches on fire, and like
the air gets bad and you're not like at the
beach having fun. You're just like in your house and

(09:13):
it's hot. And you're from southern California, right yeah, yeah, yeah,
from the valley. But then I was like I got
to see what it's like other places in summer. And
then the East Coast summer even worse. Summer. Southern summer
also bad, like humidity bugs, these are like throwing these things.
The drive spring and falling rule on the East Coast

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and the summer sucks, but the winter is also pretty bad.
That's where you get Yeah. Yeah, we like seasons because
we're from here. Yeah, exactly. That's why it was like,
come to fucking Chicago and I'm like, I will. You know,
it's funny I was in when I was just when
I was in Florence, Italy. I was speaking with some
locals because it was so funny because you say it

(09:55):
in a cool way. Does when I was in Florence, Italy,
you simply must simply must go. I mean, it's yes, um.
But like they were talking about it was so hot
in the summer, I was like, what's it like it wintered, Like, oh,
it's fucking cold too. I'm like, damn, you get it
both fucking ways like that. And they were saying there's
one thing that two people were saying, it's like you

(10:16):
can feel it in your bones. And I hear that
a lot of people say that about different winters. I
want to feel I want to know that feeling, and
people like you don't. I'm like, well, I do it
gets inside your clothes? Crazy? Yeah? I thought I wanted
to know that feeling, and that's why I went to
college in Rhode Island, and then when you do, like
it was exotic. For two years, I was like, fucking snows, Yeah,

(10:41):
I'm gonna go slid every day. But then like the
third year, it was like it never became spring and
every day like a Russian dissident. Too soft for this, Yeah,
I was like, I'm from California. Turns out, now I've
been back here long enough, I've forgotten what it's like
to be that cold. But you can never really forge
because it is like once a little bit of snow

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or cold or whatever gets like in your clothes, Like
if your socks get wet accidentally, you're just sucked all
day's crest of the US is not is nothing compared
to like European cold, is there. There's like something wet
about it. Like I spent a winter in Ireland and
it's it's so weird, Like it's different. I like lived

(11:26):
in Boston at the time, and it was way worse
than Boston because it just like gets inside your clothes. Yeah,
so if any listeners want to invite me to have
a cold that will get in my bones, let me
know where to go. Yeah, you should invite all of
us to go leaf peeping. That when people go look
at the leafs is I don't think that's what it's called.

(11:51):
Makes it so big? Look at the cherry, Yeah, isn't
Is there like a like a fall equivalent, dude, leaf peeping?
I feel like there is a word for that. I
like any kind of nature based tourism or activity that
doesn't cost money. But you're just like, we're looking at
some trees, like New York Massachusetts. There they got a

(12:14):
lot of great trees. Great trees. Yeah that ship is
correctly rated, yes, not overrated. Trees not over it maybe
even underrated. Yeah, I mean correct appropriately rated by people
fifty five and over. But like younger people might not
know about that nice Shamal movie. Right, yeah, pay respect?

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What if something do you think is underrated? I just
went on my friends podcast to talk about this. It
is the idea that I came up with the other day.
It's called self grandparenting. It came out of the idea
that most many of us will probably never get to
be grandparents because climate change, and you know, so we
should instead turn that grandparenting energy on ourselves as we

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are also a lot of us in a like precarious
gig economy as well, and we have a lot of
like free time. It's like maybe no one will ever
get to retire, but we're all a little bit retired,
so like we should instead of waiting to do the
hobbies were saving for retirement, just like take them up now.
Just doing now. Yeah, because at the end of the day,
it's not going to be about like how many people

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you can get in your marauding gang to rob the
wealthy and then keep it moving. Yeah, like buying buying
gifts for other people's children. No, No, like you you're yourself. Okay,
you're the you're the grandchild and the grandparents. Because my
friend Kate Raft said she was like she went to
do something and then it got canceled, but she had
shown up two hours early because it was in the valley.

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So instead she took herself to Hugos and it got
meat loaf. That's good, like self grandparenting. Yeah, and then
and Orange Julius right after right, just like be nice
to yourself, treat yourself like like yeah, just call I
think maybe that's a good way for people who to
understand self care, Like what would my grandparents do me?

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If you have if you had a good relationship, has
a podcast about self care, and she was this was
like an exploration of the idea of what does it
mean to self grandparent? And yeah, that would be like
ordering whatever the funk I wanted off a menu self
grandparenting on the most I'm like, boyle, and be nice
to yourself about it. Yeah, like you know what you
deserve it you work, Like, oh you're I'm so proud

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of you. One of my grandmothers would accuse me of
being soft and tell me that I was just complaining
to try and get attention. That's IM saying if that's
if that's the voice you had, let that one go,
put that one to the side. Uh. I love that concept.
What is a myth? What's something people think is true
that you know to be false. Um, oh, it's not

(14:49):
a dry heat actually anymore. What it's like humid now
here because in southern California sucks. It's got we got
mosquitoes now and it's human the fucking mosquitoes. Yeah, yeah,
this is like that. That was my favorite part of
Southern California was that there were no bugs and now
they're everywhere. Yeah, and it's like I liked the humidity

(15:10):
last night. It's like seventies seven percent humidity, and again
it's like still nothing compared to an actually anywhere. My
boyfriends from New Orleans like, this is not like laughing,
he's him. Yeah, but it is still gross to me
because everyone looks like during that movie A Time to Kill,
when you're going to sweat. But I actually like that

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as an aesthetic though, when everyone's just like dabbing sweat
off them, are like sticking to them. Someone there was
some tweet that was like A Time to Kill is
the sweatiest film of all Just everybody looks like everybody's Fritz.
It's all that glittering on set, you know, to make
it look like sweat. Matthew mcconunter at his finest. You're

(15:51):
really thinking about that one? Huh? Yeah. I think about
that movie more than it deserves me to think about. Yeah,
watched The Fur for the first time. What do you think.
It's fantastic? Yeah, it's pretty good. Right, I was like,
that's what this is about. I haven't seen it. Yeah,
I thought it was a serious movie. It's insane. That's
the one on the poster where he's running with a briefcase, right, Yeah,

(16:12):
it's Tom Cruise that's all I know. Put that briefcase down, dude,
cruise Gene Hackman in the Triple Horn. Triple Horn. Yeah,
a lot of like sweat getting dabbed off. And she
was also in a water world. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
Basic instant she's the other the other girl in Basic
instinct Oh yeah. I haven't seen Basic Instincts since I

(16:33):
was Treat Yourself. Yeah, that's your grandmother. Watch basically it's
plas the scenes with Sharon Stone. You simply must simply.
The Firm is a movie, a great movie. A Time
to Kill is not a great movie. But I always
think about, like that's one of those movies that I

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think I must have seen like a very formative time
in my life because it's not good, but it really
like sticks with me, and I've always fucked up the movie.
The scene at the very end, the climax where he
does the now imagine she's black or white or something,
and it like doesn't work because I was already imagining

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that because I knew what he was going for. It
was like one of the first movie scenes where I
was like, this is terrible, totally telegraph it just sucks, man. Uh.
It was also on HBO like every day in like
the mid nineties. I remember You Could Not Escape that movie. Yeah, anyways,
And also whenever I think of racist white people in

(17:39):
a truck, I think of that movie. Yeah, keep for Sutherland. Yeah,
I've never seen it. I'm going to watch it. Man,
the way they'd be banging on the roof, We're like whoa,
and they're like getting the fucking roof of their own truck.
I think about that motion all the time. I'm like,
you know, give me the funk out of here. Actually,
there's there's like a race fight in the like downtown
where the trial is, where it's like KKK people fighting

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black people, and it's like present at the time, I
was like, you know, this is a sounds right, And
people have signs to say free car Lee the KKK people.
I wanted to say, fry Carle. Yeah. It's like to
kill a mocking bird. It is. It's very it's you

(18:24):
know Christiam John Grisham's yeah, Christams great. Alright, guys, let's
talk about the tortilla apocalypse real quick. This seems like
the sort of thing that would be a an online
hoax or like a social media rumor. I was hoping
I guess that was wishful thinking on my part, because

(18:44):
it turns out, get your head, san Jack. This is
a fucking problem. And if you go to Taco Bell
like I do. First of all, I didn't fucking get
into the Taco Bell hotel. I haven't used a VPN
when I was overseas because I was like, I'm not
trying to have them think I'm come trying to do
this ship, you know, because I was in I was
in Tuscany, I was in the European Zone over there

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about they're being like, yo, I'm trying to do my reservations.
That ship sold out in two minutes. Did you guys
talk about that? We did? Okay, despondent that day. Well, anyway,
so now we hear that Taco Bell is running out
of ten inch tortillas focused on that fancy hotel being
focused on their tortillas. What if you look, if you
if you believe redditor user Taco bell Blake, who apparently

(19:32):
works at Taco about this dude has the Taco Bell
tr Reddit says and this look this guy. You look
at the post history. Not fucking around. This dude deserves
the user name Taco bell Blake saying the shortage is
because they're switching suppliers and that's what's happening. They don't
know how to get all the fucking tortias in the
right spot. This is what Taco Bell said to reassure people.

(19:53):
While some Taco Bell restaurants are experiencing supplier shortages, we
are working diligently to replenish the supply of our tortillas
used for products like case It, he'sn't Britos in those restaurants.
Um and encouraged fans to try any of our other
delicious menu items like the Power Menu bal or Cheesy
Gordiana Crunch in the meantime, No Taco about not reassuring
talc That does not help. Okay. Also, people did some

(20:14):
research Food and Wine Magazine shout out to y'all. They
looked around, They looked at some of the online menus
in locations in different cities across the countryes Some stores
in New York and St. Louis had nearly the entire
burrito in case of DA menu grade out and listed
as item not available. So this is fucking really impacting
people in real life people's lives. Do you think this

(20:36):
is how the revolution will sadly it could be betual
in this and you know Taylor Swift finding that yeah,
that genocide and Yemen connection. Right, wait what happened? Okay? Oh,
Taylor Swift is mad at Scooter Brown because he bought
her Masters, and then her fan base was like, oh

(20:56):
he bought them with this group, the Carlisle Group, they
oh right, okay, they also Fun Supreme. Yeah, they bought
Supreme like so uh fun fighter jets right, Saudi Arabia
And if you watch Loose Change boy, they're like over
that ship. Yeah. I remember, like when it came, I
was like, interesting, what's Aliburton? So now like Taylor Swift

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fans are going after the Carlisle Group, which is a great, great, great,
and they're all in my mentions all day, and like
what do you think she was training us for? Like
why do you think she taught us to spot all
those Easter eggs and her videos? It's because she was
like leading us to take her videos have a lot
of Easters, yeah, and like clues for the fans. I
mean I knew they were colored like Easter. She was like,
we're better than the FBI. We're gonna like you and

(21:43):
on it's all the swift ease. They're like, we're gonna
come take down all the powerful man. I hope they will.
That would be if that happens, Like then you know what,
I'm getting it tatted on my back. Look what you
made me do? All Right, we're gonna take a quick break.
We'll be right back. M And we're back. And America

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is number one. All right, that's been today's episode. You guys,
all right, have a good week. America is number one
in waste, fucking garbage. I think this is the thing
we all heard growing up, right that like America produces
all the world's waste. We'll look at how people fucking live, right,
It's like eat half of something, throw that ship away,
use half of something to the ship away, don't even

(22:31):
fucking recycle. People like just don't give a fuck. We're
like the home of toxic consumerism. Whereas I hear people
in other countries like wear the same clothes twice. Oh
have you heard about that? That's like, Oh is that
like in like the poor places? Yeah, that's weird. Um No,
But like when they you know, after an analysis of

(22:52):
like you know, who are the worst offenders the u
as dude produced three times the global average of waste
three person. Thank you. Here we are and when it
comes to recycling, lags behind other country only reusing thirty
five of solid waste. Germany most efficient. Come on, man,

(23:12):
I remember when America US be better than the Germans?
Now is this is this like we're only putting thirty
five percent of our garbage in the recycling bin? Or
is this that we have like inefficient recycling processes inefficient
and people are just not recycling material. Yeah, okay, so

(23:33):
it's everybody's fault. It says US citizens produced seven per
head of population. M what does that even mean per
head per person? But like one person is making seven
sevent waste that much from a thousand pounds. You have
to put it all in your house, Yeah, if I will.

(23:53):
I mean think about like the Amazon packaging and all
that ship that is. Nah, I don't do that. Yeah,
you don't do Amazon. I burn it, burn it out back,
burn it out back, you know what you know? And
that's what the problem is because we have like we
don't even have proper ways to deal with our waste
and process it to the point that we've just been

(24:13):
shipping it off to other countries like in Asia and
now as like the middle classes developed in like China
and Thailand. In those places, they are like sending the
ship back. They're recently in the Philippines they sent back
sixty nine shipping containers of waste to Canada and they're like, nah, yeah,
you can't leave this ship here. Ye good? Yeah, So

(24:34):
North America is going to have to start storing their
own waste and maybe American get it together. I think
a lot of people are just planning on leaving, right.
I guess like they're this physical New Zealand Mars. Oh God,
and then we're gonna make a mess out of that
place to don't deserve Mars. Yeah when you look, I mean,

(24:57):
this is just it's funny because I don't know. I mean,
I think that's like sort of the liberal bubble, like
you're like, yo, you gotta recycle everything, is it? I
don't know. I've seen people just throw it away like
it doesn't matter. I'm like, whoa. I think a lot
of this stuff that's about individual consumption. It's like, hey, man,
I guess who's really real bad Exactly. They're like, you

(25:18):
guys need to do better, not the company who's generated,
who's basically create giving you the opportunity for this kind
of waste. Yeah, but I mean I think food waste
is definitely like when you look at the food waste
in this country, that is, it's just baffle. And now
that you've been to Italy and lived the simple yes,
and look when you've had a panini and glass of
Kyanti for six euro, I mean you simply must go.

(25:41):
Having a coworker who traveled to Italy goes to Italy
once is my new name. But have you been to Tuscan?
But have you been to Tuscany Tuscan Sun remix starring
Miles and the Tuscan Raider. Um. Yeah, the fact that
they had to ban us aipping our garbage and by

(26:02):
US of course me and me and Canada shipping our garbage,
but I guess it was also the US too, Asian countries.
It's just right. Well, the other damning thing is here
we're the only developed nation where our waste generation like
outstrips our ability to recycle. Yeah, so we're not even
built for this ship at all. And I think you

(26:23):
know we're number one, We're number one, um, so please
reuse rints, reuse recycle. I mean, fortunately there was that
part of Trump's Fourth of July spectacular where he had
all that environmental messaging when he's like, we took two
and a half million dollars away from the Park Services

(26:44):
to fund this fucking fascist balloon, the garbage on fire,
right exactly favorite part. Uh, Let's talk Scientology, guys, we
are close enough to spit on the on a Scientology
warming are It's warming glance shines down upon us. I'm
looking at the Church of Scientology sign as I say

(27:05):
this right now, fuck you see you watch. Sorry, but
there's we all deserve. You say that you think we
should all grandparent ourselves. I think we all deserve to
be treated like Scientology treats their celebrities. And by that
I mean we should all have slave armies that shine

(27:26):
our cars. And right I'm like like bulletproof our trucks
for us, because you know, I have one weird stalker
like Tom Cruise, um but in us weekly. So like
just up top a little bit of bully watch for you.
So there's a person who like a Jane Doe, who
is finding a lawsuit against Scientology and alleges multiple human

(27:48):
rights violations. Now if you know anything about Scientology, and
you've heard the they've seen any documentary you know about
how many people work for fucking free there and the
stud alleges that she was being forced to work sixteen
hour days as a child and having adults scream quote
sexually inappropriate comments and quote at her as part of

(28:09):
her training. Her compensation fifteen dollars a week. Yeah, for
sixteen hour days. That was the wildest thing about about
that book. Going Clear is just all of the like
what is very clearly human slavery that starts when you
are under the age of eighteen, right, and then like
being like, oh, you talked out of pocket, go to
this double wide trailer called the whole and lick this

(28:30):
fucking toilet, this bathroom clean, which is what like I
think a former executive had to do when she, like
they said she breached an NBA, they made her lick
a bathroom floor clean. Um. Anyway, so this ship like that,
And I guess the reason why this lawsuit is a
little bit different is because they're not interested in a
cash settlement. They're trying to get David Miscavage, the head

(28:52):
of Scientology. They want him deposed, and they want him
answering questions on fucking wax about like like what's going
on here? Because is you're the head here and a
lot of people have a lot of interesting things to
say about what's going on, and we want you to
say these things under oath. Defend yourself under oath. And
there are like a few other critics are who are
following the suit. Also believe like that the US government

(29:14):
is following this case very carefully, and may you could
potentially bring like human trafficking charges against the church. That's fascinating.
I just had a blind item about Tom Cruise that
implied he was like having a new publicity relationship with
somebody to get ahead of a story that was breaking it.

(29:34):
But maybe it was this. Maybe it was to get
ahead of scientology scandal. Right, do we know who he's
having the publicating like a like a stunt woman or something. Okay, Yeah,
that's interesting that that seems like they might be alike. Yeah,
because I mean that's his favorite. That seems like it's
the one part of his career that he refuses to

(29:58):
let go of. Right, it would be him Rock exactly.
I think he would also I could see him with
the dude from Free solo also just like kind of
not really there all the time and sort of like yeah, dude,
let's sunk around. But I mean the ship that Scientology
has gotten away with is pretty wild like this, this

(30:19):
shoe has to drop at some point. But you know,
I feel like, like not to play Zeno's advocate, but uh,
I feel like it's not it's like as bad as
like the Catholic Church is how I feel about it.
It's not as bad as bad. Yeah, I feel like
Scientology is not necessarily more bad than other bad churches.

(30:44):
I mean, I think to even call it a church is.
I feel like it's organized like some other kind of
like cultis. It's just the shiny It's like so much
weirder than the other religions have. It's so much possible
deniability through very old and Mormonism has all kinds of

(31:05):
like and we have this dude on Wax being like
I'm bad. I can start a religion. It would be
a whole and until I feel like it didn't even
get as fucked up as it is now until David
Muskovic came in, like mostly just an MLM scamming people.
But the ship that operations snow White is still like

(31:26):
one of my favorite stories, like where they infiltrated the
I r S and like blackmailed I r S people
to get status as like a taxi allgization allegedly. No, no,
that that is operations snow White was a criminal conspiracy. Yeah,
that that happened in the seven. That's how they became
a religions just way to you walk out of the

(31:48):
office and motherfucker's got can't work in your face? Why
spressive person man? While your squirrel um. But yeah, when
you look at so many countries where like many other
countries like no, get the funk out of here, right,
We're not letting you rock on, you know, just like
that out here. It's not a free That's why they
took to the sea. Right. Well. Also I heard another
conspiracy which was that um supposedly or was the Musle ship,

(32:13):
right yeah, yeah, yeah right, And then somebody was like, no,
that's a cover story. They're using it to like get
like they have to post people in sarc maybe. Oh interesting,
wait what do you mean like the yeah, I acted
like I knew, but talk about the ship where there
was and they were like it was like the idea

(32:34):
that they were like, oh no, we're like, I don't
know they infected the sea org in fact the measles,
but just that it was an excuse. It was like
a cover story for the fact that they were like
doing a read on sea org or something. That's so weird.
That sounds like some anti vax or ship where they're like,
see they try to get you with the vaccines, but

(32:56):
what they're really doing scientologists or not anti facts. I
learned also is that true? Yeah, they get vaccines, but
they do, but they can heal like all sorts of
illnesses through like curing. They have other medical stuff that's weird,
But they do get vaccines, which it was weird because
when that happened, there are other people saying that there's

(33:17):
also there's there's also a prevalent sort of anti science
sentiment within there where other people weren't getting vaccinated. Look,
I guess the only way we're going to figure it
out as if we join up right now and see
what it is. I think I feel like there are
people in scientology who got trapped just by being like, ah,
this would be this would be funny, and then scientology

(33:38):
can you imagine it to you? Man? I think anyone
gets in because they think it'll be funny. I feel
like people getting because they think they will make them successful, right, Yeah,
like Laura Prepon and sometimes like that from that seventy
show Redhead. Really yeah, Juliet Grace and Jenna Elfman, what

(33:59):
about us? Just like a lot of people, they all dabbled.
They all dabbled. Um, the Master's ends too, right, Oh
he isn't Danny Masters. Yeah, they're all in. But again,
it's like some of these people are second generation. And
maybe this is just because I'm an l A kid.
It's like your second generation. You didn't sign up for
that ship and somebody like jumped you in it, you

(34:21):
know anyway, Like I don't blame you because isn't Lea
Remedy was a second generation just like a lot of
I've like known a lot of people that like and
like some of them got out and are fine. You know.
That's I think the thing that's hard for people to
wrap their heads around is like you could be in
it and like be a normal person and get out
of it and not be traumatized forever. I mean, I'm

(34:42):
for generation Catholic. Yeah, I just like I'll never be
right to break up all the big churches, is what
we're saying. Yeah, including Kanye Sunday Services, the newest tax shelter.
Is he trying to get religious? That's all about? Oh no,
it's been Chris Jenner's dream forever to get a toxic

(35:03):
She already has a fake church that she like puts
money into for tax exemptions. Oh really, what's that church called?
Like she bought a church. It's it's got some churchy
name like churchy m church. Yea churchy McK church, the
Church of Chris Jenner that she gives all this money
to so she doesn't have to pay taxes on it.
Of Christ Jesus. Uh. Let's talk about those Trump campaign

(35:24):
ads that we've all been seeing on Facebook, because we're
all on Facebook, all right, guys. Now I haven't been
on facebooking years, but apparently these ads are all over
the place. There's just you know, people are being bombarded.
The Trump organization is spending more money than any other

(35:46):
institution on on Facebook ads because that ship worked for
them the first time around. And one of the types
of ads that they're bombarding people with are these ads
where it's like young attractive person in being like you know,
I'm a lifelong Democrat, but I believe that we need
to protect our borders. And that's why Tracy from Florida

(36:10):
is a Trump supporter. And you know it's just very
clearly fake. Well it's not clearly fake, but it turns
out the AP went and looked into like where they're
getting these like slow motion videos of people smiling, and
it's like from France and Turkey, and it's all stock models,

(36:31):
stock photo models. So uh, it's just interesting, like this
is a this is a tactic that he was using
since his ride down the escalator that first when he
announced his candidacy. About half the people in the crowd
were allegedly models and paid extras. And um, you know

(36:52):
that that makes sense because that was New York City
and the Orange wave esthetic. This is is what I thought you.
I think you're going to live in the eighties. We
live in the eighties, which with less three years into
his presidency and he can't find people who support him
that he wants to put an end. Well, I think
also beyond that, it's advertie, it's like marketing, very slick marketing.

(37:15):
And also we live like aesthetics matter so much that
it's like this this like smiley person by the beach
couldn't possibly be someone who is indifferent to the suffering
of humanity because look how nice they look, But they
can't find an actual Trump supporter who too lazy to
go through It's you know, cost them, like probably not

(37:36):
that much to buy a stock photo to go through
the work of like hiring a model who then if
she knows what the campaign is like wants to do
it even and like that's so much more work than
just you can find some cute racists. Yeah, and I
guess it is just casting departments there, like hipster Like
the whole point is that they're like, you wouldn't think
I'm a creeping fascist? Yeah, yeah, And I guess that

(37:57):
is sort of in keeping with their policy of doing
the least effort and getting caught in their lie and
then being like, no, you're you lie, you're a stock photo.
Because even with what Jacob Wall, remember how lazy his
ship was, Like all these fucking schemers on the right,
like they don't give, like they just whatever's quickest and

(38:20):
will help their narrative is all that matters. It's not
about the longevity or like how reasonable they are it's like, whatever,
get that out there. This looks like a Trump supporter.
We're good. Yeah, Tracy from wherever the funk from Florida,
a j from Texas, bearded hipster, lifelong Democrat who just
believes we need to protect our borders. Honestly, do they
really think it's worth going after Democrats? Do they think

(38:44):
that's like such language, like that's message. I wonder if
that's part of his psychology. Like he always like the
same way he's he is with the New York Times,
Like he hates the New York Times every time, and
he's wanted them to love him for so long because
he grew up in Queens and like viewed the New
York Times and Manhattan is like what he aspired to

(39:07):
and he's never been able to get them to love him,
just like his dad. Yeah, Yeah, it's sad, you know.
He just he needs to be his own grandpa, his
own racist needs to go himself. Well, look, he needs
to be his own grandpa and die many many years ago. Amen. Uh,
we're gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back

(39:37):
and we're back once again and back at it, back
at it. Uh. Also, Gwyneth Paltrow is back at it. Uh,
she's scamming the fuck out of these people. Look, if
you're like me and like nonscience remedies to ship science
has already solved, then you were probably really up on

(39:59):
the goo UK Wellness Summit. Goopy will UK Wellness Summit
already sounds like a bunch of ship Okay, now for
only fifties six hundred dollars you can hang with other
goopies and learn other cool pseudoscience stuff, right, and apparently
so much more expensive than the l A one, which
is already a scam. Yeah, and it's the same thing

(40:22):
people are like, Yo, she was not there barely, she
had mad security around her. You could not interact with her.
But the l A one she might see people she
knows and like she has to live around these Yeah, right,
that's the UK. She can just she'd be like, I'm sorry,
I don't speak you're kind of English. On the American
she loves London. She's one of the yeah American idiots

(40:42):
who like British and my brain like, she totally wants
the British press to respect her and they usually do
so I feel like them turning on her is actually
a great Yeah, well, also like Brits at times seem
a little bit hard to bullshit, Like she's so like,
I'm a rich white person except as British right, Yeah,
like we already dealing the rich white people here. I

(41:04):
am so posh Uh might just change my name to
Victoria um there. Apparently, according to page six, one attendee,
who was a prominent British guest, was so appalled by
the aggressive goop hype that she sent a WhatsApp message
to fellow intendee saying, g P that's what they call.
I guess what the groopmunit called. Paltrow is a fucking extortionist.

(41:26):
So to start it off right, if you wanted to
go to this weekend long event, you were urged to
book rooms through group okay at hundred dollars for two
nights at the Kimpton fitz Roy Hotel. Well that sounds fancy. Yeah,
Well guess what if you just fucking went on the
Kimpton fitz Roy London Hotel website you would realize s
started to fifty night two? Did that other eight go U? Well?

(41:52):
I guess the difference was the group rooms were suits
with a gluten free breakfast included oh fuck you. Also
there was that help submit what they call it, where
they offered tips such as, quote, creativity with your hands
is like channeling God. I mean that's where they're right there,

(42:13):
there's your eight hundred dollars. The only time I'm using
hand my hands to channel God is when I'm twisting
up a fucking backwoods. Okay, then I'm on that ship.
And then also another seminar quote how to hydrate mindfully
with a sound bath that makes me mad. Hydrate mindfully?
I mean this is the ship. Like that's don't feel

(42:35):
bad for anybody who felt for this ship. Like if
you're already looking at the words like how to hydrate mindfully,
I'm like, oh, you know what, I haven't been very
mindful when I fucking drink water. I see a lot
of people blaming this on l A. Yeah, I feel
like Myles and I can say this is rich people's fault.
This is rich people ship. Yeah, because I guess what,
Mom and I are probably the most real l A

(42:56):
people you will meet, right Like, we're we got crystals,
but they're we came by them, honestly, Yeah, I just
found them. Smoke came upon them. I smoked them first,
and if they don't work that way, then I wrote
him on my armpits and I smells terrible, but like okay,
so and then there's another thing there. The people got
to work out with Tracy Anderson. So for all this money,

(43:17):
you got basically empty fucking tips. And then you were
like taken to an onset Goop store where you could
buy a fifty five dollar vibrator called the Millionaire because
it feels like a million bucks? Is that not how
much vibrators cost? How much vibrators you can look? It depends, man,
you just want a little Yeah that that seems like

(43:39):
definitely started like a up below especial if you want
that new one that has the suction I mean the
trainer also, like I would be a sucker for that,
where if some like I'm a celebrity trainer, you know
that because trainers are like just look or celebrities like
I have to look insane, like on at a moment's notice.

(44:01):
I would fall for that. But then it looks like
Gwyneth Paltrow like nobody, Yeah, like I don't want her
skeletal hands. No, I don't want anything. I think Also
to people don't realize half these motherfucker's getting libel suction.
So it's like, Okay, who's who's regiment? Do you believe
in it? Like Chris Sabbans, How do you get like
that America to go to the wellness summit? This looks

(44:23):
like a good deal. And I was just saying she
was coming to X files because I want to believe.
There were also fireside chats with Twiggy and Penelope Kruth
m So look but then but then when it would
put on her broken snocks and broken stocks and sneak

(44:43):
out the back. Yeah. This other person says, I was
a huge fan of Quyneth. Now I feel like I've
lost my faith in God. That's a real fucking quote
that is on you. There is no god, idiot, Yeah,
money's your fucking god. Hello, have you not learned? That is? Uh?

(45:05):
Oh ship, this is a real yes, don't con Circuit
is a real thing, because circuit like the convention that yeah,
both con in multiple ways because the Tony Robbins ship
like reading the details of that, reading the details of
that bullshit, Yeah unless it comes from us, thank you exactly.

(45:27):
And I knew that, like the books were bullshit. I
didn't realize people were paying like thousands and thousands of
dollars to go like, chill with this dude. And here's
a difference. You know, you buy a book and you
can feel good that you own it, but if you
don't actually open the pages within and really take the
information on, is it really worth it? Now, if you
come to one of Molly and I seminars, you will
see that in person, the information that we impress upon you,

(45:50):
we'll actually have a lasting effect, more so than just reading.
Your brain is full of these things called transmission receptor.
Exact Miles and I are physically around you, the mag
p neetic geo forest exactly opens those receptors up, and
you're more likely to take on the messages of positivity
and love we learned from Marian Williams. Will your trainer
be there, Yes, our trainer Maryan Williamson, just to solve

(46:14):
the world with love and positivity. And I say, sister,
I love her, God bless her. She's a candidate. Honestly,
we deserve yeah, I'm sorry, well I deserve this ship.
She's bad, I know, but I'm saying this is what
we deserve. But she is I mean, so the thing

(46:35):
that the Republicans did last time was they had the
big debate and they chose the Marian Williamson. They chose
the candidate that was just the most entertaining, because that's
how much it bothered them having a person of color
in the White House. They just lost their fucking mind
and chose Marian Williamson. Hey, look, if it's Biden or

(46:56):
Williamson for me, you've been saying that from your dream
texture is Biden actually as the VP rapist Connor. You
know there are people, I mean, it's funny how many
people like serious takes I saw and like, you know
what she's saying, there's there's a bit of truth to

(47:18):
Mary Ann. Yeah, she killed AIDS patients because she told
them they could be healed with like crystals. Did you
really She's so again, I'm like, let's not make this
personal hilarious me and then like put them in a
position of power because it's funny. Although in California we've
had long hat experience with this. Schwarzenegger dude, I mean

(47:42):
that that election was such a circus when everybody like
Mary carry the poor style. I was like, Yo, this
is tight. We deserve this. We didn't deserve it. And
also they just recalled the governor. They're just like, you
know what, this guy's boring. His name is Great David.
Let's replace him with the governator, Great Davis. His name
is Greg. Come on, this guy. I took a hit

(48:04):
on that one on my brand. Yeah, I could have
been Miles Gray Davis. I would have been Davis, Miles
Gray Gray Davis. I always think that when I was
smoking weed, I was like, yo, if his name was Miles,
he could be like, who has named after I? Though
you're gonna say that you like, went all in for
Arnold Schwartz. I staked my personal brand on that mother.
Did you lift weights? When he spoke to me? Because

(48:25):
that's what Schwartz Snare does. Yeah, No, I don't live weights.
Arnold is numero pumping iron. Yeah, Hey, Lou I did
go to school Hulke Jr. Yeah, j Jr. He's also
an artist. He paints shout out to Lou one of
my favorite artists. No, no, his son, No, you know
his son? Yeah, it's right, let's talk about Megan McCay.

(48:49):
He might be a great artist. I should not judge
somebody based on the fact that their dad is Louf
rig now. In fact, I should think he's fucking cool.
He knocked his kid the funk out at this house
party one time, and I'll never forget it. His son
sounds like a real artist. Move well, not look you
when you knocked him out with his artistic skills. Yes,

(49:12):
what's the statute on limitations status on assaults? I don't
know what. And some under some freshmans talking ship at
a party like, yo, bro, you're about to get done.
The funk up. Can't control the Hulk energy. Kids who
grew up in l A had much more violent childhoods
than I did. Why just because we all know the
Hulk and scientology people were always getting knocked out. Should

(49:35):
never put an old Christmas treek under a fucking car
and start a fire? What you never take an old
drought out Christmas? He shoved that shirt under car and
they set the tree on fire. No, hell yeah, that
sounds like from anyway. Let's go on to Megan McCain.
All right, speaking of people who we should not judge

(49:57):
based on their parents because they're cool as ship. We
got to talk about Megan McCain because she is threatening
to leave the View. She's going to turn down her
contract you really coughed at that one? Huh choked on
that one? It's yeah, right, well, look she the quotes

(50:21):
from this report are like so infuriating to Megan, right
close to Megan, uh said she's making something like around
a million a year, okay, and saying that she is
quote emotionally drained, angry, and isolated, feeling like a caged animal. Yeah.

(50:41):
I mean, hold on, you've seen how the Lips treat her. Yeah,
right right, what they do to her. Please eat your
own ship, Megan McCane, Please please eat a whole buffet
of your own ship. I mean a lot of the
things she's apparently really upset about is that there's a
lot of stories about like her unset antics that keep
getting out. But like that everyone's like that's kind of true.

(51:04):
Like you know, she saw that like Sunny Hosting liked
some like ship on Instagram or followed then Instagram person
that was like that did a caricature of her, and
I was like, oh, it's like this is well shit.
She saw a fucking like a makeup artist my cane
has been smoking three packs a day for and then
she saw like a makeup artist had liked a video

(51:25):
that was like of her that was edited in a
meme and then like try to get this person fired.
And you know, look, I get it. Uh, you know,
you're out here with the worst takes on earth and
the rest of the world is rightly responding to it.
And but you don't have the wherewithal her sense self
awareness to be like, oh, yeah, what I'm saying is
toxic and I'm saying it out loud constantly, and I'm

(51:45):
defending like the most hideous policies. Um, and I'm wondering
why people are like just fucking roasting me all the time. Right,
So she's gonna go to Fox Nate's clearly probably, Yeah,
I means go to her. That's what big biget in peace.
That's what Elizabeth Hasselback did. She went over to Fox

(52:08):
News and did Fox and Friends for a year in
the piece of like, you know, she she's just very
different from something like the co workers. You know, while
a lot of them go off to the Hampton's and
their time off, Megan comes back to Arizona just likes
to do jello shots and clap some guns. Is that true?

(52:29):
Oh so they're trying to make it like she's just
like It's like, we know you're rich. To you rich
and like to do jello shots and shoot guns, but
you're still like Mabe when you're McCain exactly, Chill out, ladies,
breath right, yeah, come on. And the policies that you support,
Billy elogy for Megan McCain, that whole ship. The policies

(52:54):
that she supports, our anti the people that she's trying
to an animal right, which is odd. I mean, wow again,
you know I look, I hope you do what's right
for you. Please grandparents yourself to funk on at it.
It's getting to the point where it's not worth the
emotional toll every week. If she doesn't stay at the View,

(53:14):
she will find other work. It's like, yo, is she
is like the source for this story. Just have like
an earwig in that is like telling them exactly what
to say. Don't even need a job, you know, like
I can go somewhere else, right, I'm not doubting The
View is a high pressure atmosphere where you're constantly being
thrown against each other. And like telling, you know, but

(53:35):
a million dollars would make that sound great, put me
on the View. But that just shows you where she's
at like she's like, they're not paying me enough to
deal with this ship. Give me a million dollars. I
will listen to WHOOPI Goldberg's bad takes on back. I'll
be that person like, hey, come out, ship boy. I'm like, hey,
I'm here's a lot of ship smearing going on. Something happened.

(54:00):
That happened. And then but then did you see like
a couple of weeks ago when she was I think
called Joey Behart bitch. Did she Yeah, she's like I
get paid enough. Bits like she said some ship right
back on air and was like good and like, yo,
this is what happens. I think if only she took
the time to be like, Okay, what am I saying?

(54:21):
I hope she. I wish she had just gone full
William F. Buckley and been like you fucking jew, you
know she's really thinking exactly and then gotten just canceled forever.
That would have been nice. Yeah, but then she has
to be like, oh, that caricature of me, like because
of my stance on Israel's like so anty somebody that's whatever.
I couldn't even handle that that whole thing. Yeah. Well, anyway, Megan,

(54:46):
we're pulling for you in the sense that we're pulling
for you to just walk on out of there off forever.
Where are we at now? We're at the fortieth anniversary
of to Walkman. Yeah, can you believe Yeah? I guess so,
I know. I'm like, hey, can you believe it? Are
you wearing your shirt for the walk the Walkman? That's

(55:07):
just a happy coincidence. That is just a happy coincidence.
But I do love the band. Do you love a Walkman?
I did when that ship came out. I remember this
fucking Sony sports one that was yellow and I had that. Yeah,
would they like handle? Did you? Did you ever when
you were running out of batteries the song would like
start slowing down a little bit. You'd be like, does

(55:29):
this does this sound weird? But like you don't know
if your brain was right, sounding a little rue. I
specifically have a memory of l Cool Jay's mom said,
knock you out because single going like that. But it

(55:54):
wasn't like that quick. It would just like do it
over the course of like fifteen plays. It would start
slowing down, so you'd be like, fifteen plays, I'm sorry,
were you just looping this ship? Oh? Yeah, it was
a single. Bro, I'm old, I'm old as fuck. We
all know about music plus Ventura also maybe disk oh Man,

(56:19):
fucking backside records. In Burbank. They used to get cheap
as CD singles there because I couldn't. My mom wouldn't
let me buy CDs because they're too expensive. So crazy,
because going like music shopping was like one of my
favorite things to do, it just disappeared. Yeah, my my thing,
my brother always says, I totally believe in is He's like,
who's gonna be the first streaming service to just make
like a brick and mortar store and be like, check

(56:42):
it out, It's a store you can rent music. Blockbuster reflex,
like everybody would love that. I love. Going to the
video store was great. It was such a fucking energizing feeling,
which is funny because the pet store that I go
to right now used to be a Blockbuster that I
grew up going to. So when I walked, like the
energy I get, I feel like I'm going to Blockbuster

(57:02):
as a kid, only to be told that Street Fighter
Too is still fucking out Nintendo and unavailable to rent.
But like the feelings, I don't know, I don't do
but anyway, and that's why you have forty dogs at
your house. Maybe we can recreate that feeling in some
way for podcasting. Yeah, just make up. So. Yeah, it's
a place you show up and we sell you popcorn

(57:23):
and red vines. Yeah. The movie theater my describing a
movie theater. I'm like, we'll show a movie, but we'll
show a still image of the people on the podcast
and you'll just sit in the theater and listen to
a podcast. Yeah, that's the future. Casinos, casinos, This is
my ideas. We're all going to be doing everything. Rat
Pack podcast Yeah, no, I mean podcast like lave podcasts

(57:45):
like are a thing. Yeah, I'm making like a supergroup
like we get all like you guys and night Call
podcast casino. Yeah podcast Wow, the real rat Pack. Yeah,
the trash Pack, the trash Pack, the trash Kids, trash Gang.
It's uh so apparently the Walkman was invented when a

(58:06):
Sony exec was like, I really like music. I want
to listen to music on my plane. Make this make it,
and uh a engineer came up with the idea out
of whole cloth, just on his own and figured out
how to do it. Oh wait, no, he stole it
from a German inventor. Yeah, so that's not cool Andreas

(58:28):
Pavel did, that's the real creator. Yeah. When he he
actually invented what was first called what he called the
stereo belt in two, which actually looks like a very
fly piece of equipment. It it like has that sort
of blade runner like design aesthetic where it's like it's
got weird angles for no real reason, like a bunch

(58:51):
of tiny buttons that it's not clear what they do.
That clunky future. Yeah, I dude love that retrofuturism. Like
part of the tape sticks out of it kind of. Yeah,
it's like very odd deck, but it's dope, Like I
want one of those. When he was going around trying
to get people to like buy into it, they were
saying that he was basically laughed out of meetings, Like

(59:14):
all he faced was rejection or ridicule because quote, they
didn't think people would be so crazy as to run
around with headphones cut two right now, well, right, everybody
got headphones because this was before jogging, right, this was
before like people ran, but it was like they were
making it popular at the same time the jogging got popular.

(59:37):
Those things were all marketed together in the eighties is
like you go for your jog with your walkman, right
really because but yeah, because you're just trying to come
down off the coke bend you. This isn't this total
tecor central party doing it and leave your beautiful pen
house on your way to that. People in a business
boardroom would lack the imagination to people I something right now,

(01:00:01):
I'm not businessman, no way. Those guys are the most
imaginative of all blackman now urban outfitters again like jokey ones, Yeah,
just like like teens. I don't know, teens like tape.
I know it's funny, how now I'm like I'm looking
at kids. I'm like, yo, you, I'm like that salty
older person like you weren't about that life, right, you

(01:00:21):
don't know what I'd like to wait for records to
open to get that one tape. But oh, you're the
first person paint your thumbnail with white out. Funk out
my face closer, Well, I was using white out to
tack my whole backpack up. Has any I mean, they
should definitely release one of these as an MP three
player like an iPod. Now they don't want MP three's anymore.
You would have to be a streaming stream I mean

(01:00:44):
that's what I mean. Yeah, I'm not an MP three player, right,
but yeah, like digital music. Digital music player made all clunky, right,
made all clunkying. You had to play the music. You
have to push a button in that dial to dial
upoman watch one's some idiot really makes that ship and
we're like, oh my god, it was really this easy. Yeah,

(01:01:06):
you can't handle AirPods like I'm still like if you were, like, hey,
people will walk around looking like an idiot all day.
Like even Bluetooth like this will never catch on. Don't
look at my reading. He keeps the name when we
record it's offensive. He puts hiss AirPods and then time
as as the deputy from nightcall, Yes the deputy. Don't

(01:01:28):
let your ear buds be spying on you twenty four
hours a day like that. There little microphones, you don't
think they're recording everything you do all the time. Doesn't
creep you out a little bit? Yeah, I know it
does totally. You guys. It's like, don't I watched Black
Mirror and I'm like, favorite comedy says that's hilarious. But

(01:01:49):
then I listened to nightcall talk about black mirror and
I'm fucked up nightcall man. I'm saying, EarPods don't like,
you know, gross sentient and just into your ears. That's
why I keep them wired ships on day. I don't trust.
I don't trust the ghost of Steve Jobs. Speaking of ghosts, ghosts.

(01:02:10):
Speaking of ghosts, Let's talk about a story that we've
been saving for for a while. Thank you so much
for an important time. We're ready to talk about it.
So we talked on a previous episode about a young
woman by the name of Amanda Tigue, an Irish woman
who uh was a Jack Sparrow impersonator and was getting

(01:02:35):
married um too pirate named Jack in early two thousand eighteen.
The pirates had been dead for three hundred years and
was only you know, evident to her exactly so that
it was it was a big deal because like she
really had a lot of detail on their marriage and

(01:02:57):
like they're you know, sexual relationship, fucking got married on
international waters. To make sure that the marriage could be legal.
I thought that was implied by what I was. Oh no, no,
you gotta make sure, yeah, she does. There's not some
joke wedding as when she had a medium be the
fucking efficient. Yeah, and now it's over, and I'm kind

(01:03:24):
of fucked up about the whole thing. I'm I can't
believe it's over. Yeah, like him out. So I feel
it's time to let everyone know that my marriage is over.
No ship mother of five wrote, I will explain all
in due course, but for now, all I want to
say is be very careful when dabbling in spirituality. It

(01:03:44):
is not something to mess with. Yes, Wow, it sounds
like the pirate goes turned on her. Something fun happened.
It's actually kind of interesting the thing that she uh
said was going on. When she did go into further detail,
she said that he was basically feeding on her energy. Yes,
so basically like making her tired by like taking her

(01:04:05):
life force. I think is going to happen when you
marry a pirate. Not only is he a coot pirate,
pirate's gonna scavenge, there's no she will take you for
every fucking bit of source energy you got. You're just
a landlubber to him, exactly. He's like, he's like, I
had I had that lubber last night. You should have

(01:04:28):
seen her. Yeah, which is so funny? Is this sinking
like the way she's like the whole life forcing was
that she was being plagued, as she described it, with
health issues when she married Jack, and that he was
seeing It's like, could you have actually just been really
sick and you're blaming your ghost husband. They're like, I'm
telling you you have a blood disease, like you haven't.
You're anemic, Like you need to fun that's why your

(01:04:49):
energy is all sucked up, Like you need to come
to the doctors. Like, no, no, no, it's my husband.
Maybe a blood parrisite also sounds like the kind of
thing that might make you think you should marry a
ghost pirate in the first place. I'm seeing this guy, yeah,
who was three years old. I believe that's called untreated syphilis. Right.
I can't see too good either, happening getting blind. But yeah.

(01:05:12):
The funny thing was, even when she was marrying him,
she was basically saying, she said, at the beginning of
the rep I told him this is cool. I told
him I wasn't really cool with having casual sex with
his spirit and I wanted to make a proper commitment
to each other. I wanted a big, traditional wedding with
the white dress. It was very important to me. See,
I like that she's just not a hit it and
quitted type. She sounds like a real Charlotte. Like maybe
if she's flag though, I mean the marriage exactly exactly,

(01:05:39):
You don't You don't want to get married because you
want the party and the white dress. Like, it's never
a great reason to get married. Also, having sex for
the first time with a person probably not a great reason.
Your mind might be a little bit, your decision making
might be cless. As the pick up artist Mystery said,
it's called one itis or something like that, where you

(01:06:01):
get fixated on one person and you feel at the
detriment of all your other sexual options. Maybe she hasn't
met the right ghost yet. Yeah, what what would you say?
Because you know you like this, you you you got
your ear to the spiritual streets. What are some rules
if for dating a ghost? Like, what's a ghost that
you're like? You know what, I can trust this ghost,
that ghost can get think. What we're saying is like,
get to know the ghost before you make a commitment

(01:06:23):
to the ghost. Don't get all wrapped up in the
idea of the marriage to agosshost sweating. Yeah, don't just
pick some random ghost because you want to have a
big wedding. Do you love your ghost or do you
love the idea of your ghost? Do you feel like
you need to be married to a ghost because you're
a certain age and don't like start producing ghost babies? Yeah,
definitely don't marry the first ghost you have sex with. Yeah,

(01:06:43):
definitely don't do that. Yeah, because like you, I can
I can imagine that ship is very impressive the first
time you by a ghost Ghostbusters, right, yeah, yeah, you've
seen Dan Ackroyd's very subtle performance when he's getting a
load of him by Rick Morani's do when he becomes
Vince Clortho. I was like, yo, and even fucking Peter McNichol.

(01:07:05):
You saw when that ghost was up in his guts.
He was like, come on, she had fucking vegle turned
his ass out. Think about that. Actually, you know what,
we fucking ghosts now because I want that experience. It's
funny though, because her she drew her ghost and it's
just Captain Jack Sparrow. She just wanted to Johnny Depp,
could you imagine, well, look how it goes if you

(01:07:27):
funk Johnny Depp? You know, yeah, could you imagine that,
like you're so desperate to be with Johnny Depp, like
you gotta be like you make up a ghost story
to be like, well, I'm actually with a version of it,
so we're all good. Well I mean, but also if
you are a ghost who looks exactly like Johnny Depp,
like you're going to be making yourself apparent to a
lot of people. Is there so a pirate ghost is

(01:07:48):
a red flat off the rip, right, because you're already
you're coming from a background, right right? Or is there
a good pirate you could have pends of kind of
relationship you want. You want someone who comes to pour
it occasionally. Maybe that's what you need. Okay, let's maybe
go with land lobbing ghosts like a ghost farmer old
Farmers ghost. Does I say, I feel like people you

(01:08:09):
know long dead? Uh, spirits are going to have some
views that are going to be problematic, problematic if they're
like ancient, right like Joe Biden? Yes, yes, Don and
web hair. Molly, It's been a pleasure having you as always.

(01:08:30):
Where can people find you? Listen to you? Follow you?
You can find me at night call podcast and Molly
Lambert on Twitter and Molly Underscore Lambert on Instagram and
that's pretty much it. Yeah, And is there a tweet
you've been enjoying? I just saw this stuff about the

(01:08:51):
Taylor Swift scooter brawn Yemen genocide link. You know, this
is what I feel like the Internet is truly for?
Are it really is? Uh? The final form um, the
final miles? Where can people find? You? Find me? Follow
me on Twitter, Instagram at miles of gray miles. Is

(01:09:15):
there a tweet you've been enjoying it? Like? I just
like reductor Us all the time because they it's shortened
to the point and they capture the feelings of a nation. Uh.
This is the image is just a woman at a
computer looking very happy, and it says how to stay
humble even though people are looking at your LinkedIn profile.
Remember the first time I got that ship, I was like, yo,

(01:09:37):
I'm popping. I know, back when I thought Lincoln could
get you a job, I mean it can for certain
I think certain industries. But like when I was just
like makes YouTube videos, it wasn't really working out right.
Some tweets I've been enjoying the video of Kawaie Leonard.
I mean, this is gonna be old by the time
you listen to this, but the video of Kawaie Leonard
as a high school player, his game is I dentical

(01:10:00):
like he There's some moves in this game that he
definitely pulled on my sixers like he's He gets to
the same spots on the court in the exact same
ways and makes shots in the same way. Uh. So
I will say the Spurs uh talking about how they
built his game from the ground up over Ridge. The
Spurs need to funk off and that's probably why he

(01:10:22):
hates them. Uh. And then Dan Chamberlain tweeted holding my
drunk friend's hair back as they take it dump. Uh.
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(01:10:42):
got the information that we talked about today's episode, as
well as the song we right out on Miles What's
not Gonna be Today? Um, let's do a track from
Good Idea Yeah Yeah Yeah, named after basketball player Johnice
Oh really by Matt Lip Freddy Gibbs and Anderson pat
The song is called Yanna Yes, okay uh and yo.

(01:11:05):
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to give him that list is pretty go get it.
You traveled to Italy, get I tied to Italy once
and now operas fun with the boy from Indiana. Um
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is a daily podcast. I'm gonna talk to you guys.
Then by like Tony jug In the speaker pos soldiers
that I put my people on the thousand nine if
it's boots stamps with I was eating what was called

(01:11:48):
the staff nap pieces on my Nakia po squad times
Maka to stay on the job. The baby would be
like Calli's stay with the points to see that gatting
ship from the mom It's a cartoon that clip on
the look at Johns. Every morning I'll wake up with
my daughter door and forward and then I get back
back to the pocket, just taking this party training, murdering
Nobo to the sucking planet and my brain mcleader dead

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on question, it's gonna read paper for being your payments.
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