Taylor Swift = Night King? SHAPIRO PWNED BY THE RIGHT 5.13.19

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season eighty two, episode
one of Judge Lee's Eye Guys production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep dive
into America's share consciousness and say, officially, off the top,
fuck coke industries, can funk news. It's Monday, May thirteen,
two thousand nineteen. My name's Jack O'Brien, a K. Jack O'Brian,

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And that a K comes from my gred your friend Kevin.
All right, Well, that was elaborate and I appreciated it. Well.

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We are thrilled to be joined in our third and
fourth seed today by the hilarious writers on the TV
show of Conan O'Brien, that's not the name of the
TV show. I Am Nailing this and the host of
The Inside conan unimportant Hollywood podcast. We're thrilled to be

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joined by Mike Sweeney and Jesse Gasco. What's Up? Nail
didn't prepare a song? That's okay? What's your what's your
favorite karaoke? I have an instrumental? Oh you have an instrumental.
I don't want to get karaoke song. I like doing
um you ought to know violence that Dan Danley, engineer

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Big two thumbs Up, did a backflip in the booth.
Jesse Dan and I are going to go karaoke and
you a great karaoke Yeah, you were great. When everyone
is good, wake horrible like a flower. Usually I'm asleep though,

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so most people don't get to see it. Yeah. I
couldn't even work the divide. I just kept like trying
to pick a song, and all I did was cut
off everyone else's song. They were in the middle of
singing that movie who canceled the song? Yeah? Yeah, I
think I was asked to leave the booth, just wait
outside in the car. The passive aggressive karaoke DJ. That's

(02:35):
how I came across not intention you guys both have
great voices, A great Yeah, it's crazy that you're just
now bringing bringing that podcasting. I loved Jesse's voice, and
I always think you you remind me of the actress
and vocally as well. On You're the Worst, I like

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her a lot. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know her name,
but that's okay, No way, there's no way, guys, No,
no there is, but she's she's great. She's great. Yeah,
and I don't know, never mind, anyway I should have
brought it up. Is it bad to cash cash? Yes,
course of course, of course I have cash. Well, guys,

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we're going to get to know you a little bit
better in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners
a few of the things we're talking about on today's episode.
It's gonna be a silly episode. Uh, not too too
much heavy heavy stuff. We're talking. Yeah, there's a little mixture.
It's the world we have to talk. So up top,
we're gonna talk about Nattie Light's search for a summer

(03:40):
intern in the video they posted. Uh, we're gonna talk
about Ben Shapiro just owning yet another lib who actually
wasn't a lib. We're gonna talk about Trump. Yeah. Basically,
we're gonna talk about Paul Joseph Watson's prediction that, uh,
the right is getting better at comedy and it's making

(04:02):
less nervous uh, and just kind of all all of
the ways that that prophecy is being fulfilled. We're gonna
talk about Rudy Giuliani now lobbying Ukraine to help do
dirt for Trump. We're gonna talk about Georgia's heartbeat bill
uh and how people in Hollywood are pushing back against that.

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We are going to talk about Boeing because they're bad
at their job. Uh. And we're gonna talk about Taylor
Swift's stance on Game of Thrones. And we got a
coffee update about being grinding because we didn't know. We
were foolish, we were ignorant about the hand. But first, guys,

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we like to ask our guess, what's something from your
search history that's revealing about who you guys are? Oh?
Oh yeah, Um, I have been searching for tips on
the Karen feeding of our dough starters, care and feeding
because you have to feed them weekly. They're alive. It's

(05:08):
a yeast. What do they eat? They just eat water
and flour um. But you have to feed them all
the time to keep them going. And then you know,
they help you make bread and pancakes and other delicious
things you have, like a legacy starter you're taken care of. Yeah, well,
I've had the Mother the Mother Dough for about a
year now, but I've been also giving it out to

(05:30):
some friends. I'm trying to indoctrinate friends into the power
dough that started. Uh, it's it's like about a year old, okay,
because I know people who were like starting like ok
I know, I mean, eventually it will be that, but
Oklahoma was still a territory. I'm really into it. Did

(05:52):
you get it from Matt Shaw? I didn't, but Matt
and I started. Yeah, we got into sour do around
the same time, and so we started scaring. But he's
much better at making bread than I am. Bread is
really hard to make. Because I I didn't know this.
I got one from him two months ago from my
life and she's her birthday. Yeah, you bake me some

(06:13):
bread and she is a great cook, but she's she's
never baked and she she did it earnestly and intensely
for two weeks and then she said, no, give up.
I think it's having a child and she doesn't want
to deal with that. Again, it's bread is very mercurial,
and it's like, you know, the weather can be off

(06:34):
a little bit and then it affects the bread and
is that true? Yeah, so it's really it's tough and
there's and there's really hardcore online communities about bread, like terrifying.
Anything on Reddit would pale in comparison to the bread
comment for bread. Yeah, when you say the weather, are
there regions in the United States where people brag that

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this is the place you should be to make probably probably,
like I don't know, North Carolina seems perfect for some reason. Yeah,
so this is like a living organism that has been
kept alive, Like it does it all go back to
one like mitochondrial eve of sour dough starters that from
like five years ago or I don't know. Well, I

(07:19):
think you can make you create the yeast by fermenting it.
So I think you can kind of create it out
of like out of nothing. It becomes alive because it's
bacteria got it. But yeah, it's it's just I also
have a kombuchi, so I have a lot of yeast
based a lot of things growing. Yeah, I have a

(07:39):
lot of things growing intentionally. For the most part, you're
trying to spread them to other people bacteria and the
patient zero. Yeah, has anyone Have you gotten any blowback
from people you try to turn onto sour dough baking
where they're like, uh, yeah, most people hate it. Why

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did take? But it's like another thing I have to
take care of, Like I don't know you have a
dog already? Yeah, and lots of plants, lots of plants.
How about your Mike? You got anything in your search history? Well,
I'm embarrassed. I googled Aya Cash. I couldn't remember her name.

(08:20):
What's I'm obsessed? Man? Um? You know what I like
to google Earth people's properties, people you know? No, Um,
just if I read about someone moving somewhere or a
crazy house that's for sale, like I want to I
want to, like the only show a picture of it

(08:42):
from the front and it's like, no, I want to
know how many? Yeah? I want to see is how
do you track it down? Just address? Well? That that's
my sometimes that that's the challenge. Sometimes I'll see the
photo and I'll say, oh, it's in loose feelless, and
then I'm like, okay, I need more information. No, I'll

(09:02):
go lee and figure out the house well from the top.
And and related to the first that with like Airbnb
sometimes if you don't know what, like, they tell you
a general area, but I'm like, I don't I want
to see what this probably looks like from the top
or something, and then I will do the same thing.
I'm like, Okay, well the light is coming from the

(09:24):
east or something like that, and then begin like looking
at the mountains and then you're like, okay, so it's
on a corner in this area. Yeah, there's that. I
have a lot of time. Bye bye. The if you
can see downtown from the widow, then I kind of
figure out where it is exactly, and then you can
kind of zero in it. So you're looking at a
photo of the front, You're seeing downtown reflected in the window,

(09:44):
and then you're just doing photos. Yeah. Yeah, I'm happy. Yeah,
I know, I'm kind of name of property, Jack will
find it in five minutes. What is something you guys
think is overrated? I was on the way over. I
was like, I'm gonna say, dogs are over and then

(10:05):
I pull in here and you have to adorable, really
sweet dogs. But they're the exceptions, you know, they they're great,
and they're great together. Has a good reason to not
love dogs. Alright, Well, I was traumatized. I was a mailman.
That was my college job the summer and all that
stuff about I was like, you know, dogs don't really

(10:26):
hate mailmen. They hate mailmen, and they would do they
would hide. You know how screen doors have that bottom
sometimes they have a solid bottom panel. Like I'd be
walking up a walk and they would hide below that
panel and literally I'd be three feet away and they
would jump up and just just awful attack. Oh yeah,

(10:49):
and all the other mailmen I'd fill in for them
on vacation and they come back from vacation and they
here I got bit and they're like, who bait you?
You know, and be like, oh, it's a lem's dog,
and like sign a complaint, three complaints. They got a
gas them. They were a hardcore guy, would parties. They

(11:09):
were unbelievable. But this dog that bit me. I was
cutting through someone's yard and this dog just came up
and and just took a chunk out of my hand,
and Jesus, I had to go to a police dog
lineup because it was a black Labrador Retriever and two
people in that street in park Ridge, New Jersey, had

(11:31):
black labs and they're like, you've got to go and
pick pick it, right, and it was it was the
one with flesh hanging from there. You know. I think
it's but I did not file a complaint because I
just like it was rough, being like a real like
when the cops actually pull them up and they've got
the squad lights in their face, they can't see right.

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So but I've been recovering slowly and now I enjoyed dogs. Jesse,
how I think that fetuses are overrated and not just
I mean, okay, so I know we're going to talk
more about George's abortion bill, but it's not just the
fact that we're like talking about restricting women's bodies, but

(12:16):
also so much of anti abortion activism is about like
showing these photos of fetuses at six weeks and like,
do you really want to kill this? And I look
at those photos and I'm like, I don't have a
feeling about that, Like that doesn't look like a baby
to me. That's a that's a tadpole, right, It's scary. Yeah,
it's scary. It's like, I don't want that in me. Actually,

(12:38):
that looks like something from Alien is it's still technically
it's oh no, it's beyond embryo. Obviously you're talking about
it fetus, but still yes, but it looks like it
could be any animal I think at that stage anyway. Yeah,
they have to like fabricate that thing where the fetus's
hand reaches up and like that and never happen, right exactly,

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and that's nature's fault. They should make fetus is cuter.
They're like, yeah, the same way to make that evolutionary
biology that's exactly exactly they sort of made, is to
be someone's dropping the ball. Yeah, even when the baby
first comes out, its ugly. Right. Yeah, there's a guest
we have on who I won't name, but we have
a text thread going where we exchange photos from Instagram

(13:23):
where people are posting videos of their babies way too
fucking to is. Yeah, I agree, because it takes about
a couple of months for babies to look cute. I mean,
occasionally there's a baby that looks cute right away, but
mostly they're just like they're covered in like yeasty stuff.
We had a child that came out covered in his
own excrement. Yeah, it was a great way to say

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I never lived it, right. I love talking about it
on a podcast, like you should have sen your covered
in muconium. I didn't say what's child. But so we're
we're focused group testing the pro life campaigns and we're
saying that the uh images like showing us images of
this parasite that feeds on your insides and firifying looking.

(14:07):
Don't that maybe that's not the best tactic. Come up
with something I would agree with that. Find cuter fetus, yes, uh,
photo shop them have them winking like the anime treatment.
Just bigger eyes. Yeah, I mean that really is it?
Disney takes their like rules for drawing a cute animal

(14:31):
from like actual physical characteristics of babies with a big
as a big hit. The eyes have to be six
of its face exactly, just like baby exactly what impossible
eye and the anime root is the way to go.
What is something you guys think is underrated? I think
lizards as pets. I love lizards and amphibians and snakes.

(15:00):
You would like the candidate bet they really they don't
have a dog and they have a lizard. But what
about that Vanity fair cover. No, that's not worth It
wasn't his dog? Wait? Really was that not his dog? Oh?
Maybe they do also have a dog. That would be
even better if it wasn't. It's like, I wish it
was him with a lizard. Then I'd be like I
might have some I'm not letting betto into my life, Like, okay,

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I don't. I don't know any covered photos. I just
never see him, just like, oh, no, you have a
better block. I have a better blockers not dealing with it,
bettle block. Maybe next summer, I'll really if he's still around,
I'll dive that. I don't know about that. What's your
favorite lizard? Uh? Oh wow, that's really good. Well I

(15:45):
love that just lit up really you could tell he
looked up activated that part of his brain is an
eight hour podcast. Holy cow. Well, I love all the
here in l A lot of western fence lizards. I
had lizards as a kid in New Jersey and then
to come out here and have them running around outside,

(16:07):
squirrels out here, and my my children think, I'm like, like,
what's wrong with yes? Yes, and you're like a dog.
I've instilled some great tears and wonder them. But the
thing with the lizard pet is, you know, if it's
two rambunctious, you can put it in the fridge because

(16:28):
cold blooded, and that'll that down. I find that helps
with my dog too. Actually, is there is there a
I mean, what's the longest you can keep a lizard
in the fridge before it just becomes I don't know,
I've actually I wonder, I wonder if that I assume
that would shut them right down and make them as docile.

(16:49):
You know, you can in a great way to train them.
Probably you can actually do with them towards the fridge.
You can do the same thing with a bee. When
when I was in college, my friend caught a bee,
put it in the freezer and it like stuns it
And then he tied a little piece of floss around
it and had to be on like a leash for

(17:09):
a day. And that's probably not a good thing to do,
but it was. It was pretty cool. It's a cool
party trick. The floss state the b didn't get out
of the not Yeah, that's it. He's like tweezers or something.
I really, I guess you just get the not going thing,
just slide it over and then Titan. I don't know
how he did. We had a bad insect trick and

(17:31):
boy scout camp. But I don't recommend, which is I
can't do it anymore because I don't have biceps. But you, um,
a mosquito is biting you on your biceps. Oh make
a muscle, and you're as tight as you can and
you can literally see it because they can't shut off
the proboscis too. I don't think they can shut off

(17:52):
the pigot once blood and the idea is to make
it explode. I it was going to really close, and
it was pushing, pushing, and then at the last second
it put It was like an action movie. It pushed
off and flew away. But it was so full that
it was and I had the worst like you know,

(18:13):
I'll bite the last six weeks. Yeah, flooded it with blood.
It was the worst, worst mosquito scenario. I should have
tied a string around. Yeah, what is something you think
it is underrated? I'm going to go with mayonnaise. That
is take because Okay, especially in l A where we're

(18:36):
you know, we're like we're all food. He's here, and
I think a lot of us think of mayonnaise as
kind of a garbage, white trash food good. My blood
type is helmet's because mayonnaise is delicious. And also, by
the way, is what is in ali? So our fancy
Ali spreads that were Now that's just it's brandon. Yeah,

(18:57):
but it's also Have you guys ever used mayonnaise to
make a grilled cheese? Yes, that's the secret. It's incredible.
You don't rub it on both sides of each bread slice,
and it like makes it I don't know, it's better
than butter. Yeah. When it crisps, it really gives it
that color and like a little texture. You guys don't

(19:18):
use extra virgin olive oil. I guess you are foodies.
I agree with you. Just makes everything more delicious, and
it does, and it gets a bad rap because we
think of it as being low class. What's the one?
Is it miracle whip? What is so good? Oh? It is?
But no, no, I haven't had it. But it's not mayonnaise, right,

(19:42):
it's mayonnaise mixed with salad dresses. Yeah, okay, that's it's
got it's it's got egg in it. Yeah, yeah, I'm guessing.
Yeah that sounds good. Yeah. Also, if you if you
want to be you know, fancy, you can make your
own mayonnaise by you basically just whip up egg and butter.
I think you have a desire to make things that

(20:06):
I prefer to have made for me. That is very true.
I will go out of my way to make something myself.
And it's like it's eighteen steps and that I made
a Reese's peanut butter cups. It's not better. You built
a factory peanut butter cups was great. Uh. What is

(20:30):
a myth? What's something people think it's true, you know,
to be false? Mm hmm. I think mothers that mothers
are great. You know, we just came off a Mother's Day,
and so that's why I'd like to bring that up
because there are people like, oh, you gotta love you mother,
you know, she's this, and it's like if you agree,

(20:51):
we all agree. They're terrible people in the world, right, right, yeah,
And so some of them have yeah, and they have babies. Right,
So not all mothers are great. Oh Okay, that's all
I'm saying. I'm not saying mother's I'm just saying that
that that idea that the myth is that always need
to be venery. Yeah, don't. Don't all moms get blamed

(21:15):
for serial killers. That's kind of always serial killer m
o is like, oh, they all had a mom that
they hated. Yeahs dad or something. Yeah, that's the thing.
You know, our parents are just can be shitty people, right, Well,
they're they're yeah, they're There are as many shitty parents
as there are shitty people, exactly. I do think I've

(21:36):
heard that where it's like a serial killer and they're
like his mother was just too doting and like just
loved him too much. Sure, his dad beat him, but
I mean, you know, serial killers had exactly to deal
with that. Uh, they're probably born that way, right. Is

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also that we'll give the mother a pass just on
this one thing. Uh, what about you? I'm just going
to go with that. The myth is that expensive things
are better than cheap things. That's kind of broad, but
I'll to make it more specific. I'll say beauty products
because I've started using mostly skin products from Trader Joe's,

(22:21):
and I honestly think they are honestly that incredibly and
they were they're they're good. Yeah, it's it's like it
all works just as well. I spent a while buying
expensive products from Sephora, and I like, there's no difference.
It's all this you age no matter what. And they're

(22:42):
clearly it seems like they're definitely playing on your vulnerability
in that area. So yes, like fight fighting better at work,
These have lizard stem cells. Want these regular moisturized. I
hope that they're not using match they use snail stuff

(23:02):
though in products, because I bought those. Yes, Yeah, but
it's like it's nothing. And what do they call it?
They don't call it snails, they do they well, they
call it like with snail serum maybe, Yeah, snail Musin's

(23:25):
much a prettier word. Not really, Actually, it's kind of
still sounds like mucus. Just snail slime. I mean, you're
not going to soften snail with anything. It's just snail
ship just just makes your own snail collects. And then

(23:46):
this hour do starter. Alright, guys, we're going to take
a quick break and we'll be right back and we're back.
And speaking of college, my college days, at least, let's

(24:08):
talk about natural light because natty light, Uh, I was not,
but I natty drank too much, but I was as
cheaply as possible. Yeah, or Milwaukee's Best. Yeah. Yeah, so
they posted a job opening. Uh and we have a
quick clip from the video that they posted. It's very

(24:31):
We're very gen z. Just listen to this. It's you know,
it's shot sort of like that Dollar Shave Club video
where it's like one guy long shot walking through and
being like, Hi, I'm this guy. Imagine that without charisma
or production value or a comedy rate. Yeah. Here Natty Light,
we do things a little differently though. Well. Some people
put their resumes on paper, we put ours on a

(24:53):
race car. It's a natsume. That's why today we're excited
to announce the first ever Nash. Don't search for the
Natty like summer Now. When typical brands look for interns,
they look for stuff like a ton of work, experience,
four point o g p A, and amazing references. Maybe

(25:13):
they want you to have made the Dean's List, maybe
you need to know how to use a pro tractor.
But here, at Natty, we believe greatness is more than
just a piece of paper. I don't need a reference
from your aunt just because she has a different last name.
How do you even spell pro tractor? Who the is dean? Anyway?
I mean yeah, yeah, man, you know, for the for
the sick kids, more like Natty litt Yeah, Natty tight. Yeah,

(25:38):
they're the posting on hat u s now. But he's
wearing a really cool natty like graphic team. And then
the office like looks like a parody of itself where
it's like beer box towers and just really cool young
people figuring out how to get people. Yeah. But the
way on indeed, like the job posting board. The way

(25:59):
it's even disc is in such like gen z talk.
It's his Natural Light summer intern paid internship position description,
Attend various events as an ambassador of the brand. Okay,
create fire viral content across all Natural Lights social channels.
Keep the brand manager up to date on trending trends. Yeah,

(26:19):
thank you. Guerilla Marketing. If you have to ask, you
can handle it. Product research. Yes, it's what you think
it is. To sign some six swag that gives consumers
all the fields and complete weekly log documenting the awesomeness
on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. So yeah, uh yeah, the

(26:40):
the like you know when it says qualifications, that's uh
also a pretty cool. The desire to be part of
the business and culture that is Natty Slash, live the
Natty brand lifestyle and be a Natty brand supporter. Attention
to detail? Did I notice I missed it? But it says,
but detail is misspelled? D E T I A L.

(27:03):
And then the next one says, did you notice I
misspelled detail? If you did, please apply be outgoing but
not annoying. There is a fine line be able to
spell protractor call back to the video confidences must basic
math and computer and me making skills and also just
be cool. Be cool, that's all we want. Yeah, just

(27:23):
be chill. So, you know, good, good opportunity for gen
Z kids to make the fire content. But then, how
I mean is that internship actually gonna involve any of
that stuff or is it literally just gonna be making photocos.
I have a feeling you're just a straight up like
social media internship where they're like, can you like steal
some ship off Reddit and make it about beer? Yeah?

(27:45):
Right exactly, And then they're like, oh, this could have
been more fire, Caleb could have been more fire. You're
on a tight rope, my man. It sounds like it's
geared towards twelve year olds. Do you even have to
be in college to apply for this. Yes, I hope so,
I mean, yeah, I think so. I don't know, I
mean brand research or whatever that's product. But then at
that point, if you're twenty one, you're basically going into

(28:07):
your senior year of college where Natty Light internship might
not be the best choice for you. Does Natty Light
care about the quality of their product, like it needs
to be tested? I think they're all taste race cars. Yeah,
I mean I think they get it. They're like, look,
you drink Natty because you're in college and it's the
cheapest thing you can get basically water that gets you.

(28:29):
What you have to understand is Nattie Light is a lifestyle. Yeah,
please gross plain to her man it's a lifestyle. But
a race car crashes because someone put a resume. Well
just imagine the sort of internalized they're like, just be cool,
and they assume that that's an objective quality that you

(28:51):
can just yeah, just drive towards rather think you're weird
subjective opinion of like what's cool? And does just be
cool mean like don't call out of me like misogynistic,
a problematic racist, Just fucking say nothing and don't sweet
about it. You're cool, right. I would be in the
bathroom all day just looking at the mirror like cooler cool,

(29:16):
wasn't cool? Um, we want to check him with Ben Shapiro. Uh.
We always like to keep tabs on him. Uh. And
so he went on a BBC interview show with what
turns out to be an actually an extremely conservative commentator
who apparently Ben was not aware he was conservative because

(29:41):
he like the guy, was just kind of asking him
questions about you know, he he tends to play Devil's
advocate in his interviews, and Ben Shapiro took great offense
to to the line of questioning. So we're gonna listen
to a couple of clips from that. It seems to
me that's simply going through and find loan things that

(30:01):
sound bad out of context and then hitting them with
and then hitting people with them. Is a way for
you to make a quick buck on BBC off the
fact that I'm popular and no one has ever heard
of you. There's not many bucks have admitted on the BBC,
I like American broadcast. Uh. Yeah, that was because he
was just basically reading back tweets and other excerpts of
things he had said. And he's like you're just taking

(30:23):
things out of context, like no, I'm just asking you
about ship you've said out loud, yeah, um yeah. And
I like the you know, quick cash making scheme of
going on a public public media. Yeah, what's next? And
pr right, PBS always trying to get rich on that

(30:44):
PBS money. Uh and then he things went bad, Uh,
from bad to worse. From there, we have more you have.
It's an interesting book. But my point is your book
claims quoted from time to time. Your book is well,
actually I've done some several times, and I'm about to
do so again. If you would let me just finish
the question on Judeo Christian values. What are the values?

(31:14):
It's stunning, it's back on I. You know, I'm not
inclined to continue an interview with a person is badly
motivated as you as an interviewer. So I think we're
done here. I appreciate your time. All right, Well, thank
you for your time and for showing that anger is
not part of American Also, he calls Andrew Neil, the
presenter on their a lefty right, tries to presume that

(31:37):
he's on the left. This could person could not be
more on the right when it comes to British politics
strongly on the right. Yeah, and just I guess the
whole thing was because he was made to explain his
dog whistling and he's like, you know, can you tell
me what your coded language means? He's like, oh, you
know this is this isn't bad faith because you what
you want me to say that I'm a I'm a racist,
because that's what you're trying to do. And he's simply

(31:58):
just saying, Hi, I'm asking you to clarify things you've said.
I'm not taking anything out of context if any of
them asking for the context. And then he has a meltdown,
which shows like, you know, when pressed, the dog whistling
reveals their game that they're like, well, the end game
is me saying I don't like people of color immigrants
to be out of the country, okay, And then that's
why Fox News doesn't make me say it, yes exactly,

(32:21):
nor do the YouTube debates where he just owns like
some college has taken a history of class and there's
just NonStop there's so many highlight reels of this guy
supposedly owning people and he can't like deal with explaining
his own content. I wonder if Ben was actually in

(32:43):
Great Britain for that interview or whether it was done.
It was done, because sometimes Americans when they do media
in other countries, they just they off there, they are
off their games. I don't think he was probably intimidated
by the accent. It's like, this guy sounds smart, and
I don't like it, trying to trick you might have

(33:04):
more than one degree. Yeah, and I think maybe just
it could have been that he because Andrew Neil, he
might have known he's a conservative, thought, oh, this will
just be a softball thing and he'll just agree with
us that immigrants are bad. And then and he also
pressed him about abortion, because that's something Andrew Neil was like,
what do you like? He really pressed him about leaves,
like six weeks, abortion bands, and I think that also

(33:27):
shocked him because he was like, well, what do you
mean because life begins there and that's what scientifically accepted.
Now I'd like to move on. He's like, no, no,
he's not science right. So yeah, I did not go
very well for Ben. So we hope he'll find another
you know, thought, Yeah, I think that means his book
sales will go up. People with facts and logic, you know. Uh.

(33:47):
He did have a tweet after this just pretty taped
interview with BBCs A f Neil. As I'm not familiar
with him or his work, I misinterpreted his antagonism is
political leftism, and that was apparently inaccurate. For that, I apologize.
So he knew this was coming out politically and technism
for leftism. Okay, yeah, But I mean it's it is

(34:09):
interesting that because I do think there's still a wing
of conservatism that is, I don't know, at least like
trying to have a little bit more articulate discourse. And
then and and then there's the Ben Shapiro like talking
head version of it, that is, it's all just platitudes
and like there's not actually diving into anything, and there's

(34:32):
no given take. Yes, yeah, well because the second you
dive in you realize how like intellectually bankrupt. Don't open
the door, it will all come down. He should have
googled him. I mean, I know you two are arch conservatives.
So you guys right on a comedy show, prove it.
It's a great comedy show. Uh, And we wanted to

(34:55):
play a clip from another comedy show and just get
your thought it is the Mike Huckabee comment. I submitted
to that and I didn't get Well, we know the
head writer Chip Kleman, So if you're listening to Chip,
so yeah, I think fan of his work. It's good
to have you because we always like to see you know,
there's always these attempts from conservative media to have their

(35:17):
version of the Daily Show or a late night show,
or they're like, wait till we hit them with our
right release their own Daily show in the past couple
of months, and it's actually impossible to watch and comment on,
or at least we tried, and it's so I don't know.
It was just it's so unrecognizable as comedy that we

(35:39):
couldn't do anything other than just be like, gosh, it
was like saying problematic ship with like in the tempo
of a joke. And I don't know about Alexandria Ocasio Cortez,
but I think she's a socialist. And then Cana in
front of a livey. Oh no, well, Huckaby does on

(36:00):
He's on TB in Trinity Broadcasting now the name of
the Father, the Son, and the Tremendous. So his show
is on Saturdays, and it's like a weekly round up show,
um where they talk about the show is like having
inspiring stories, a bit of fun and politics and values
kind of thing. And it's basically your typical show that
has a monologue, some desk stuff, a guest, and then

(36:23):
like some stand up who's like nine years old who's
talking about doylies, which isn't a joke. So, because we
have the honor of having the writers of Conan here,
we would love your input on these monologue jokes just
in general, what you think maybe we can punch them
up or something. But it was in one of the
most beautiful, clean and hospitable cities in the world. You

(36:44):
knew I hadn't spent the past week in Washington, d C.
All six of my grandchildren have been at my house
during their spring break. They range in age from one
to six. I've come to realize they're all Russians. They
meddle in everything, not just elections. You should have said

(37:09):
the metal part they're meddling and then say the Russian right. Yeah.
Other than that, I thought it was flawless. Well, it's
funny because the live audience doesn't know where to laugh,
so they're like laughing at the fact that he has
grandkids one through six, were right. Okay, I'll see that

(37:30):
that was a good note. So that was meddling before
the Russian Russians the punch, right, I'm going to reach
out to them, see if i can help. Okay, there's
another one that was best of Right now, we're looking
at a clip that his show put out on the internet.
Call Mike Huckabees best jokes of twenty Okay, so let's
hear another one. Okay, Well, maybe my grandkids aren't actually perfect,

(37:55):
but they're just closer to it than yours. Okay. Most
economists amuse me, they really do. They're like Baptist about
whom we say, where there are two or more gathered,
there are at least seven different opinions. That's more of
an inside Christianity. I was going to say, I'm not

(38:17):
around a lot of Baptists. I realized I'd be on
the that might be that might be a Baptist, right, yeah,
I mean yeah, because there's so many, I think sects
of Christianity, and then Baptism is is its own. And
he's comparing that to economists, right, yeah, because economists are
like that and that they're very opinion Yeah, that like,

(38:39):
even if you get two of them, they're gonna have
seven opinions on the economy or the FED or yeah, okay,
how about this one. Oh and North Korea says they
might want to participate in the Olympics. But then again,
everyone in North Korea who can run fast or who
can jump has already run past the checkpoints and jump

(39:00):
the borders to get out of that starving mash. Edit. Yeah,
it's too many words. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn't need
to over explain he does. Oh so how would you so?
Can you can we rewrite that one for him? Yeah?
It would just you would just have to say everyone
in North Korea who can run fast or jump has

(39:21):
already has already left the country. Yeah, you don't need
to say, has already run past the border, jumped over them,
made a quick right, and then over the security chip.
I'm hoping, I hope you're listening to this. These are
good These are good tips. Um, But then they'll need
more jokes to fill the space, right, Well, they'll just
doing shorter jokes and laughter. It's also, isn't North Korea

(39:45):
now one of Trump's allies? So I thought taking aim
at Korea? Well, this was so you know, the things
that change, you know. I guess this was a pre
Singapore summit. Yeah they did nothing, Yes, before they pretended
like they had some kind of agreement over nothing. I'm
pretty sure that's like a joke, like a street joke.

(40:07):
That's a joke that I think has been made about
Mexican people acts, right, Yeah, yeah, so he rewrote that
and added words like he was like this could be
wordier and about career. I got this joke from a
racist Snapple cap. Yeah. Ratings for that show it's gonna
be depressing. Yeah, I mean all the saved people are watching,

(40:30):
I'll tell you that, right. And he's also had his
daughter on where it like it was a very painful thing.
It's like, doesn't it suck? Basically, it was like the
vibe of the interview and she's like, I know, Dad,
I love you, and it's like that was my daughter.
Guys moving on. Yeah, Yeah, I think most of his
jokes are the kind of thing that you would see

(40:51):
like written on a piece of driftwood, like a woman's
kitchen or a bumper sticker that like, my migrant children
are more perfect than your, right, What do you think
is the problem like if if there was advice for
conservatives on how to be funny, do you think it's
their politics that actually prohibit them from having the empathy
to create good jokes or well, because the problem, I

(41:13):
mean a lot of comedy is punching up, right, that's
the whole that's what good comedy. Yeah, that Conservative Daily Show.
He's like a you know, well dressed, you know, conservative,
middle aged guy, and he's making fun of Alexandria Casio
Cortes and he just says her name in a like

(41:36):
funny accent. So it's so it's like that's just a yeah,
it's like punching down type thing, just like culturally, you're
being racist and racism isn't funny. Well, yeah, I guess
because maybe they're humor is just about the culture war
and it's just like all we have to do is
say liberals suck, and that's the like the north star
of all that humor. Yeah, I mean there's there's easiness

(42:01):
on every side. Are definitely words you can say they
get a big reaction from a crowd. But yeah, yeah,
I I've wondered that why because because they've tried, they've tried.
The Conservative Daily Show a few times over the years,
and it always just crashes and burns and limps away.
So I guess like if they get Adam Carolla and
like Nick Tapaolo to be like in a room, maybe

(42:23):
then they'll have a who's the host of this new
I don't even know has he ever heard before? He
didn't seem like a comedian, right, No, No, he's just
some talking the head guy. And maybe he is a comedian,
but not the kind of comedian people in comedy would
have read about. He's like the funniest guy at the
wherever choose your place right at the rally. Well, my

(42:46):
cut could be as a new fan in me keep
those North Korea jokes coming. I feel like every one
of his jokes should end with maybe there's something there.
It feels like it's always like all right, ye what else?
He seemed to say? Okay? He used the okay transition

(43:07):
at least twice in those clips, so I think that's
his transitional line. It's like, Okay, well what about this
new thing? I'm going to say right right yeah, because
I mean, there is stuff to make fun of on
the liberal side, and I think liberals make fun of
ourselves too for being I think I don't know, like
I think that that you could poke fun at the
sort of elitism or yeah, or hip hippocrisy. Yeah, exactly,

(43:31):
selective outrage over certain things that we don't see exercise
across all, you know, outrageable moments. But so maybe if
conservatives did that within themselves, that would work better. Right,
But then they're that then they're making just live humor, right. Yeah, Yeah,
that is a really good point. I guess it's self
awareness and that is that's a really good point, because

(43:53):
people who make fun of themselves, you know, you know what. Yeah,
it's like like Conan does at Irish Oaks because he's
Irish and it's it's kind of very offensive. Yeah, we
should know. You are not related to I'm not related
to head writer who was also not related to, right,

(44:16):
nor my head writer back at when I ran cracked,
Dan O'Brien. Yeah, just all the O'Brien's unrelated to one another.
Basically there was just one last name in Iran. Yeah,
or you're you are maybe probably are related but maybe
way back. Yeah, I've never met another Sweeney. Yeah, that's it.

(44:37):
There's only one, I think, sadly very common. Yeah, but
I do think there needs to be at least a
baseline where it's like, oh, this person can have a
sense of humor about themselves, right, yes, they can touch
it like so it feels like it's sort of you know, like, oh,
I'm an equal opportunity right right, exactly exactly, Yeah, Because
I don't think we're gonna hear Mike Hucky you make

(44:57):
jokes about his like bass playing, he was like, oh
I barely yeah, or their dog abuse, or those kids,
his grandkids getting drunk at his house during spring break,
like grandkids spen spring He was like, there are ages
one through six, right, yeah? Yeah, I think spring break

(45:20):
is an elementary school thing too, is it? I think
so yeah, But I only know it from like high
school and college. But I think there's like a spring
break in public schools now getting younger and younger. I
just remember because I went to like Lutheran school, there
was always like the few days before Easter we would
get off and that was about that was it? Lutheran school? Yeah?

(45:41):
Where where in North Hollywood? Oh? Wow? All my classmates
Mary Kay and Ashley Olsen. Really what are Lutheran's known for?
What's the luther I don't know ask, that's right. They're
sturdy people. I mean they love NPR. Yeah, they liked

(46:05):
NPR and they didn't like that I threw up the
West Side Gang sign in a class photo. I was
refrimanded quite severely. How did they know what that was?
My teacher just assumed I was showing up gang signs
as one of the few children of color in that class.
They're like, that's a gang sign. I'm like, man, west
Side Connection album just came out, So why don't you
bow down? Miss Cox? Why can't you be more like

(46:25):
the Olsen twins who are never here at school because
they're shooting a showy billionaires? Right? I have a theory
the child actor. Well I don't know what comes first
in this case, but child actors when they grow up
tend to be tiny. Is it because their growth is
stunted from all the world exactly, or or they've chosen

(46:49):
for these jobs well often because they're older than what
they Yeah, they're older than what they're playing, and so
they have a thirteen year old playing seven. I prefer
to believe they're stunted by all right, exactly, all the
said coffee, yes, right and right? That is interesting, though,
maybe it's their parents being short of stature causes them

(47:12):
to want to put their children and what about before that?
Right exactly? Are though too that's true. I mean in
general they're always and rock stars. But I always assumed
for actors it was because they like it's the one
place where they can appear larger than life is like
on the screen, like they can you can stand on

(47:34):
an apple box and like nobody's gonna know the difference.
So there's like something like extra attractive to the actor,
Like a shorter person can be five ten in this movie, right,
five men can wear high heels and yeah, I mean
like Tom Cruise played Jack Reacher, a character from the
book who is specifically described as like towering, and being like, yeah,

(47:58):
he was like, that's me. That's the movie I belong in.
That sounds Did he like the producer on it? Did
he make that thing happen? Probably he's the cruiser on
every movie. Yeah, but I'm wondering if he like read
this and he's like, yeah, towering. Finally a guy who's
like acknowledging the source materials being a towering figure. But
it was like such a bad fit that I just
know this because that's one of my dad's favorite like

(48:19):
books here like paperback series and like he was like
this blue it like it needed to be. Liam Neeson
was your dad outraged, Cruise. He's like, you and your
Hollywood weirdos are ruining series book. Alright, we're gonna take
another quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back.

(48:51):
And we spoke on last week's I think Friday episode
about George's Heartbeat Bill, which I think a lot of
people are talking about what our writer Jam McNab called
the worst viral marketing for The Handmaid's Tale ever. H
and um, well, the four your Consideration campaigns are coming out.

(49:15):
But he also looked into ways that Hollywood is kind
of pushing back on policies like this, and uh, it's
actually fairly effective because a lot of movies, more movies
than I realized and more TV shows than I realized,
are made in Georgia. At Pinewood Studios. There's like actually

(49:37):
a entire town that was like build up around this
studio in Georgia, Pinewood Atlanta Studios in Fayetteville, Georgia, where
it's like there's so much work happening there that they
had to like build a town across the street. Um,
but yeah, big budget movies are such an integral part
of Georgia that companies like Disney can or their weight

(50:00):
around politically. And in two thousands sixteen, Disney, along with
a bunch of other companies, threatened to pull their productions
if the state passed the anti lgbt Q religious liberty
bill that they were planning on. So, um, that's just
something that people are kind of looking to Hollywood now
that they've passed this or are in the process of

(50:22):
passing this heartbeat bill to say, like, is Netflix, who
shoot stranger things? There is Netflix going to step in
and you know I have something to say about this. Um,
So I don't know. I think, well, I mean, are
the a lot of people are boycotting right, Like, I
know there's Alissa Milano is signed onto a boycott, and
I think people like David Simon, who does the Wire,

(50:45):
was like, I won't shoot there anymore. So to be
interesting if that sadly like what we've found over and
over again when we see these issues pop up as
money is the only thing that moves people. Yeah, it's
not even the appeal that like, oh, are women becoming
state owned property where they actually have no agency and
they've become chattel or is it, oh, well, we want

(51:05):
Stranger Things Season four to shoot here, so we'll suck
that up. You know. It's uh, it's a very interesting
indictment on the state of things at the moment. Yeah,
but it is. I mean, at least if we figure
out that that's how we can have our you know,
actually effect change, I mean short of voting, which I
think Georgia has had some issues with. Two yes, well,
especially when you consider how Brian Kemp got into the

(51:27):
governorship with all the funks are you going on with
voter suppression? That was right and you're like, oh wow,
and then we assure then this terrible age of politics,
and you know, a lot of the people who did
vote for the bill, you know, they they're in the
cross airs of a lot of voters already because I
think it only passed by two votes, very narrowly. So
those people who contributed their vote to get this heartbeat

(51:48):
bill passed are definitely like they're looking at some challenges
for the next election that that will really be interesting
to follow when they're when they're up election. Because so
many politicians can not even come out with an opinion
on abortion because the rod weighed and they hide behind it,
and so hopefully voters will you know, really keep track

(52:12):
of the voters, and I mean the legislature Georgia and
the local voters. Yeah, And I think just these bills,
it's really important. As we said even last week, is
this the whole point of these is to make them
so insidious that the lawsuits eventually end up in the
Supreme Court, so then they right because this, I mean,
this is essentially a band you I don't know if
you guys talked about this already, but six weeks is

(52:34):
like I can't even you know, as a woman, and
it's hard to explain, but this it's the chances that
you would even know you were pregnant after six weeks
are so miniscule, and then to have to schedule appointments
with like multiple doctors. It's also I can't believe that,
you know, if we talk about abortion as like this
heavy decision that needs to get made that people should

(52:55):
really be weighing carefully, because I think that's that's how
it should be talk about, is like, oh, this is
you know, this is life altering and it's going to
be sad either way, you know, depending on what your
circumstances are. But to have to force that decision to
happen within like two weeks, is you're you're just encouraging
people to now make rash decisions. Almost right, No, it's

(53:18):
an irrational cut off. I mean, you know, baby isn't
viable till twenty four weeks, so wait six weeks. It's
very arbitrary, and it's clearly on Yeah, clearly. Well then,
and also when you look at the Georgia bill right
where people who seek abortions out of state can be
put in jail, or people who even I wonder, yeah,

(53:40):
if you seek an abortion out of state, you will
go to jail if they if they figure it out,
or even if you help them, they would say you're
an accessory to murder. But what about I don't think
a state can pass a law for well, that's why
it's going to make its way to courts, and then
they're gonna be like, well, okay, fine, we'll get rid
of this, but what about this very miniscule thing we're
talking about six weeks or whatever? Those are the things

(54:02):
that they're going to really hammer home. And why is
it not an accessory to the crime if you supplied
the sperm that made there. I don't know why that
doesn't make you somehow an accessory, because I mean, what
would they do, right if if women who are leaving
the state, they're gonna have pregnancy tests at the state
line to say, like, wait, are you pregnant and leaving
the state? Like I mean, even when you think of
how this plays out at that, Ultimately I've always said

(54:26):
there should be pregnancy an I'm always curious about that.
I can tell by feeling. My dog can tell. My
dog can tell. But ultimately it's only going to affect
poor people too, because rich people are always going to
find a way around it. There's always there's always doctor
access for the people that can pay for it, and

(54:47):
so this is just going to affect poor people who
It's like you want to take someone who already doesn't
have the resources and then saddle them with a baby. Yeah,
I don't like, it doesn't make anything. I I just
you know, even if like I don't, I don't think
that it's Uh, it's obviously not something that's ideal to

(55:07):
it's not something we should be using as birth control.
But just the fact that you would like say, I
don't trust you to make this decision on your own,
and therefore your punishment is a baby. You have a
human being to raise now, to which the pro life
you will be like, well, then just give it a
for adoption, right. But there's so it's like the window

(55:27):
of the babies that are desirable for adoption is very small.
And I don't think you know, like a lot of
the people were talking about their babies might not be adopted,
and then now we have more kids in the foster system,
and it's insane to me that this has been dragging
on for so long. I'm probably very naive about it,
but I feel I don't see how ultimately abortion can

(55:51):
be made illegal. Just it's like trying to put toothpaste
back in the tube. I mean, it's something, right, It's
happened for ever, and yes, and I understand, like six
years ago there were grave risks, maybe physical risks that
made it you just hadraft. But now that it's it's

(56:12):
widely available, to me, it's like, oh, okay, we're gonna
outlaw air conditioning, right, you know what I mean. It's like, no, no,
that's that's not going to happen. Right, so that I
kind of always feel like when no matter what happens,
that common sense will prevail. We'll see I mean, we've

(56:34):
got to anti abortion Catholics new justices on the Supreme Court.
Of course, it's in Kavanaugh. When you're like, doesn't you know,
it's very it's just very tough. Then Roberts has kind
of been yeah, center on a couple of things. But
have those been that abortion? I can't. I can't think

(56:54):
of one of the last one. I mean I think
it's been yeah. I mean there's a there's a shot
that Roberts could about that, but anyway, we just don't
the way that with gun control legislation, women should start
stockpiling abortions right now, just get as many as you
can while you still can't. Yeah, there you go. I'm

(57:15):
not actually happy. And the way it's being covered on
right wing media is like Hollywood's opposition to this bill
is as part of the culture War. Some of the
lines from so Daily Wire headline take that Hollywood, Georgia
Governor Kemp's popularity surges as fetal heartbeat bill progress. Carly Hoylman,

(57:37):
Georgia heartbeat bill passage sends powerful message to Hollywood Washington
and in bright Bart Hollywood erupts after Georgia Heartbeat Bill passes.
Fuck this um, the last one was a Huckabee joke.
It's like, yeah, wow, we're creeping towards more authoritarian ship.
Now we're like, oh yeah, fully just strip a woman's
right to do whatever, and the state decides and it

(58:01):
becomes a thing where you have to just it's like
you go along with it because your team is it
falls on one side of that issue, and if the
other side is for it, then we have to be
It's like there's not even you're not even allowed to
have deviation on any issue. Even It's like when people
trying to be humane, they're like, no, no, no, I'm
not I'm not amount on that team right now. So

(58:21):
being humane, yeah George Clooney is for it, then I'm
against you whatever. I don't care. Give me my cos amigos.
See what the Supreme Court does? You know, sometimes they
surprise you, Like you know, Earl Warren was supposedly going
to be conservative and then he ended up overseeing this
super liberal court. So uh yeah, it's scary. It's scary,

(58:46):
but yeah, you hope that they're confronted with these things,
sometimes they do the right thing. Yeah, yeah. It sucks
that we have three that are just complete right off
at this point that yeah, where you know, it's like
you just know what They're just going to fall in
line right now, and one of those guys might retire
soon Thomas, Yeah yeah, got would see one of the

(59:10):
yeah yeah yeah yeah, and so then like maybe someone worse,
most likely based on what we've seen. Actually we're pro
Clarence Thomas everything. I just like to mix it up
with you. We just think Anita Hill was trying to
take a good man down. Hey man, Clancy was fucking

(59:32):
thrown under the bus. And finally, we just want to
check in with Taylor Swift. All right, we've all been,
I think, as your show frequently discusses, we've all been
wondering what is the album reputation really about her most
recent album, and especially like look What You Made Me Do?
It such a great song, and was like, what is
this new dark Tailor? And we have we have an

(59:55):
answer now and it is I don't know if it
makes me sad or happy, but apparently this is a
quote from her recent interview where they were asking about
you know, like, let's talk about your career influences. She says,
so much of my imagination was spent on Game of
Thrones at the time I was making Reputation, and I
didn't talk about it in interview, so I didn't reveal
that a lot of the songs were influenced by the show. Yeah,

(01:00:17):
she said, Swift Swift ads that Reputation ended up turning
into a split album, with one side featuring weaponized songs
about vengeance and the other exploring love and looking into
quote find something sacred throughout all the battle cries. And
then she added, look what you made me do is
literally Arias starks kill list. King of My Heart was
influenced by called Drago, called Drogo and denies. It's even

(01:00:38):
got this post hook of drums, and I wanted them
to sound like doth racky drums. So we were listening
to a Game of Thrones concept the whole time. I mean,
not that I was listening to it, but that's I
guess what was going on. Well, in the way the
season of Game and Thrones is going, I wouldn't be
surprised if one of those songs ends up in the show, right,
this is shocking. I thought she was influenced by Ballers. Yeah,

(01:01:04):
thematically more of a yeah, well you know, I'm glad
she drew her inspiration from somewhere that we can all
relate to. Yeah, it sounds like she just needs more
people to like, she needs a water cooler to talk
about things around, right, rather than the whole time. Yeah,
she doesn't have an office. She goes into her she
wouldn't have a single album. Yeah, most people have friends
to talk about game, but she goes. She's too busy

(01:01:27):
going in and out of her trunk. Yeah, hidden from everyone. Yeah,
I thought, wasn't this supposed to be like someone I
don't know? People I follow on Twitter were like, this
is where she's going to come out as as Yeah,
that was a big rumor because the countdown clock was like,
it's because she's out of her contract. There were so
many very interesting theories about what was happening, and it

(01:01:49):
ended up Twitter was going on and it ended up
being that the album was about Game of Throne, that
single that came out. Yeah, but the countdown they were like,
they're like, Oh, she's gonna announce like that she's and
she instead dropped like the poppyist single in the in
her entire career, like like the most doc photo of
a pop song. Yes, generic that thing is well, guys,

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He's like, we want to do that. We saw Conan
in Korea and I thought this would be good. Huck
could be in North area that Yeah, I'm all for that. Yeah.
We were at the dem Z but that was exciting,
But that's not the time cracked up ten steps into
North Korea where it was like, okay, that was good.
Were you allowed to Yeah? So it wasn't that. When
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north and half of it and south, so you can
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be in North Korea, but you're indoors. Al Jacks fuming
because he was trying to end the show. Oh yeah,
he's just jealous that you guys were a part of
that there where Where can are you guys on social media? Yeah?
I'm on Twitter at Jesse's twats tens of tweets. I'm

(01:03:40):
not on Twitter, and I took the app off very upsetting.
Oh Dan is giving saluting me. Thank you, Dan, And
I hope Twitter goes under the way Vine went under.
But that's so far, so far are not coming true?
It might yeah, I mean not growing, that's the same.

(01:04:02):
Is there a tweet that you've enjoyed not Mike, Yeah,
I mean I enjoyed lots of Oh my tweet for
this week was going to be um Christie Tigan, who
I always enjoy her tweets, But she responded to a
meme of Steve Harvey that said, uh, it was it

(01:04:24):
was basically like shaming poor people, and it said rich
people don't sleep eight hours a day, and then she
responded and said, damn right, I sleep twelve. I know
that's tired. There was I think that whole tweet inspired
this whole thing that people are coming out there are
showing pulling out studies showing that like, actually, the people

(01:04:45):
who sleep the least are people who are actually in
low income brackets because they have to work. So thanks
Steve Harvey about this myth and like, no, we're grinding
all day and get the worst sleep because of like
cortisol and stuff. But yeah, I mean Trump doesn't sleep,
but that's because he's tweeting, yeah, and mentally and tweaking. Uh, miles,
where can people find? You can find me and follow

(01:05:06):
me on Twitter and Instagram at miles of Gray. I
like to tweets from Reductress. The first one is a
woman will pay just about anything for beverages containing trace
amounts of weed. Very true. The CBD boom is huge.
And another one it says, wow, when they got her
order wrong, this woman said everything's perfect. Thanks. Yeah, that's

(01:05:29):
me too also and then everyone then I say when
people then the waiter leaves like fucking cheese on it,
Why don't you say someone like around it? I don't
know if that's my mom, like from my mom telling
me to always just stop complaining. I don't know where
that came from. My inability to tell the waiter or
server that myers it is to serve you, thank you

(01:05:50):
so much. And that's why I'm a serial killer. I
wish I could blame it on my parents, but they're
both very confident people. I think I'm just like childhood.
They're like screaming at rest robe the other way where
you were embarrassed because they were flipped tables at hometown buffet.
An embarrassable No assertive parents can right, and you go,
I'm not going to be like that yet. No, they're

(01:06:12):
just well adjusted. I have no one to blame but myself.
He's constantly eating foods that give him like trigger his
allergic reaction. Tweet I enjoyed was from Jelani Cub from
The New Yorker tweeted, I'm thinking of starting a photo
bureau that specializes in non flattering pictures of people and

(01:06:33):
calling it petty images. And I thought that was a
funny tweet from Jeanni Cub, New Yorker writer uh and yeah,
Usuf Roached tweeted. People are always like, you're so brave
for being so open about your mental illness, and I
always want to be like, oh, that's actually just the
mental you can find me on Twitter at Jack unders

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the day's episode as well as the song we right
out on Miles. Yeah, let's do this one. It's a
new track with Flying Lotus featuring Anderson Talk called more
shout out to the Valleys very on Flying Lotus off
the one that exit at the Model So yeah, check out.
All right, we're gonna ride out on that. We will

(01:07:38):
be back tomorrow because it is a daily podcast and
we'll talk to you guys then by Yes. So so
we hit maybe the other day for randevous long time
no see what the time she used right eyes like
the lights at the cantable hill combos when they's a
hill accountable. How's your mama, Duke, how your papa doing?
Owe me have a fee in the sample fool like

(01:08:00):
a saying for looke around around, I'm moving to the
cliff and I'm back to back in bags and loop
s being hear is trying to steer both hands on
you till I understood that I was spinding my hoop
rather spending my wheels getting up in my ears. But
still I feel like a kid when I'm working with you,
young nick You gotta live. That's the matter they used
without them, Nickel still living their mama's back room. So
I'm backing my street looking up at the stars. When

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