The Big Lie’s (Hilarious) Day In Court, Mario 64 Sells For 1.5 Million 7.15.21

In episode 951, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Sara June to discuss the Democrats Voting Rights bill, the Kraken lawsuits, Ron Desantis' anti-Fauci merch, an unopened N64 copy of Super Mario 64 selling for over $1.5 million, Sha'Carri Richardson getting a big vape endorsement offer, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. The Democrats’ Voting Rights Bill Is Dead
2. The Memo: On voting, public has a more nuanced view than partisans
3. All You Need To Know About Monday's Kraken Lawyer Hearing Is That One Of Them Started Crying
4. Judge suggests ‘Kraken’ lawsuits were meant to ‘make the public believe’ Trump’s false election claims
5. DeSantis campaign merch targets Fauci, facemasks
6. Featured Products
7. It’s-a Me, a $1.56 Million Copy of Super Mario 64!
8. SHA'CARRI RICHARDSON OFFERED $250K GIG WITH VAPE CO. … Test Our Product!!!
9. LISTEN NOW: Moving Up - Mr. Miltch

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, Episode four
of je dais like guys, the production of I Heart Radio.
This is a podcast where we take a deep gut
in New American share consciousness. It's Thursday, July twenty one.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a k Count Jacula and

(00:21):
do Berry Honey Bunches of Oh Brian, Jacqueline oat Brand
Cheerio O'Brien's. That was a collabo between at Abstrusel and
at math Demigod. And I'm thrilled to be joined as
always by my co host, Mr Miles Gray. Yes, coming
off pitching a perfect first inning at the All Star

(00:45):
Game and once again is show great smoked fun of weed.
Oh man, I just love hearing about show. Hey and
Jack and I were just reading a little description of
the All Star Game when he said he pitched up
perfect first, perfect first inning, and I'm like, let's we
can look as a as someone, as a Japanese person
who is constantly being overly modest in my own detriment,

(01:07):
I feel like we can do a little bit better,
Like as a parent, if that was show, Hey, if
I was Show, like, you just pitched one perfect inning,
you need nine of them, sons, I don't know anything
in an All Star game that's pretty uh exciting. I
remember the year that the All Star Game was in bought,
Like the only All Star game I've ever gone to
was the year that like McGuire was still hitting those

(01:28):
dangers and Pedro was at the top of his game
and Pedro Martinez struck out the first inning, like struck
out three batters in a row, and that was that
was exciting. So I don't know, we'll we'll give him
pitching a perfect first inning. That's my internalized Japanese family
inside of me being like just one yes, I'm sorry,

(01:49):
I'm on your side, Miles. I mean one out of nine.
That's yeah, Like that's American, that's American. Yeah, we don't
my mom wouldn't take that. I'm like, well, I got
the first tone questions right and then and then but no,
but no, less, he is clearly an attraction. Well, Miles,

(02:11):
We are thrilled to be joined in our third spa
one of our favorite guests, hilarious comedian, a very talented
writer and director. Welcome to this show, Sara June. Hey, everybody,
my a k A my a K is very important.
My a k is Sara quotation mark Primal is the

(02:31):
best animated program and should win the Emmy for it,
and quote June how people speak to me. That's what
they say. They say, Hey, problem is the best animated program.
You should win the Emmy. And I'm like, Hey, what's up, guys,
it's my nickname. That's your nickname. Ak. Yeah, there's a
kidd message in my nickname, but it's coded. You guys

(02:52):
might not pick up on it, but it is that.
Primal is the best animated program. It should win the Emmy.
Tell me about Primal. I I Carmel's Great Carmel is
a silent well it's not silent, but you know it's
a It's an almost wordless cartoon about a Neanderthal or
chro magno in person and their dinosaur friend. Uh. It's

(03:13):
direction by Gendi Tarkovsky who made All the Good Ship
on Cartoon Network in the nineties and he's still the Kings.
It's beautiful, it's gorgeous. It's so beautiful. Everybody should watch it.
If you got the Hobo Max, that's what you do
it on Max. Okay, And you're saying it's like because

(03:35):
of the characters like one of the animal and I'm
not saying it, Miles, it's just what people call me.
It's like, I don't know anything about That's just what
I've heard. I've never even seen it. Actually, I've never
seen it. Don't know anything about it. What's that? Who's emmy? Right?
They'll be on later. So it was nominated and oh yeah,

(03:58):
yeah it's not it's a nomine Yeah, it's the best.
It's the best nominee. The other nominees are like Simpsons,
it's the Simpsons. Like, do you guys know about the Simpsons?
Do you think Simpsons has ever been honored? I don't know.
It's like pretty obscure program. You might not have. I
don't think they need anything more. Yeah, I don't know. Man.
People people are saying that season forty seven is one
of the classics. So you you joke, But straight up,

(04:23):
next season of SNL is forty seven. Um. So, speaking
speaking of people that deserve deserve more, deserve more recognition, yeah, yeah, totally.
Although bo and Yang nominated nominee. Hello podcaster on this network?
Hello podcaster. Okay, you're right, you are on the same network.

(04:44):
I was like, you're really reaching Jack. The connection between
you and Bow and Yang. Yeah, you know, yeah, you
and Joe Rogan also fellow pastors. He's a wildly popular
podcast kind of sing my Buddy. Yeah sorry, Jim was
new with few. You know, I'm I've got I've got
ants in my pants, literal ants. There's some ants in

(05:06):
my pants, their ants everywhere. I'm covering in ants. Yeah,
it's uh, you know this was this used to be
a literal nightmare of mine, and now I just find
it a little annoying. So growth as possible. There you go.
You mean just being inundated with ants. Yeah, it's like
having having ants crawling on me and just like finding
ants crawling on me. You know, did you like leave

(05:28):
a melted ice cream like on your pants or something.
My house is just full of holes and yeah, ants, ants,
and you know, we got cats and so we put
the food out and they come for the cat food. Yeah. Yeah,
it's annoying. I keep trying to tell the cats to
eat the ants, and they won't listen to me. Come on,

(05:50):
that's like food basically for you. Yeah, lick it up.
Lick it up, bitch, that's what I say. I don't
like it. Is that just a California thing. I feel
like never I've i haven't been lived anywhere besides California
for like ten years, but it really feels like some
houses out here are just built on top of ant hills,

(06:11):
and like I've lived in multiple of them, and it's
just like if if there's this like tiny sliver left
open of a window, you're gonna like look up and
there will be a black stripe down the wall coming
from that corner and it's carrying your TV out exactly.
I think the reason is that in California there are many,

(06:34):
much much fewer insects that can actually harm you. Like
these ants they don't even bite, you know, their sugar ants,
they don't even bite. And so they just build houses
shitty because if ants come in, it doesn't really matter.
Whereas like if you go to like Texas or Florida
or something, if you have any tiny hole in your house,
like a tarantula will come in and strangle your baby.
You know, they can't take those kind of chances. We're

(06:57):
just vibing out here, ribing out here, Yeah, we're viving
with here's the thing. I'm barely even killing these ants.
I'm like kind of like you guys get out of here.
I like sweep them up and like no, stop it
like bullying them more than anything. Hey, you guys watched Primal,
Will you tell me what it's about. Although Frankie Munyez

(07:20):
did have a house Munis Are you talking about Frankie
Munis Monyez? Like, who's that? Is that? A matchup between
Malcolm in the middle head Devin? This is what I
was thinking. He had like a house where he was
constantly inundated with scorpions out here and and it was

(07:46):
like you could you can watch it live him battling
the scorpions live on Twitter for it was like a
decade ago. But yeah, that's always been any videos if
anybody has recordings of any of this. Yeah, my aunt
problem might also be I'm usually just like walking around
with a bag of loose sugar that I'm just like

(08:07):
dipping into, just like and then trying to get everybody
in your house to call you sugar daddy, and they're all,
that's gross, that's gross, dad, let's gross, dad, Stop Jack?
Please Jack, Jack, I have a dude, you know what's
Frankie Munez Like he first went on one of his
o G like rants about scorpions in and then in

(08:29):
January six one, this Will tweeted We're at the emergency
pet vet with my cat because he got stung by
a scorpion. Fuck scorpion, stupid little bit chat smother. He right,
he know he lives in Arizona now with his an
olive oil company, with his wife who's a nurse. Jack

(08:49):
God damn, and his cats at their emergency pet because
he's bitch ass, little motherfucking scorpie. He's in Arizona. That's
why they have so many fucking scorpions. Know what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying. You can't take chances like that
in Arizona. I'm getting ants in my pants and I'm fine,
and Freaky Munez is going to the vet because of
these little scorpions. Yeah damn, I didn't know that that

(09:12):
ended that way as a scorpio. I'd like to formally
apologize to Franki Munez for my association with the dast
but also, was your dog being a little bit hey?
I mean entirely possible. All right, we are going to
get to know you a little bit better in the
moments are first, we're gonna tell our listeners. A couple

(09:34):
of things we're talking about. We're gonna talk about Biden
just taking a stand for voting rights by saying some
stuff in a speech and not doing shit. Uh. We're
going to talk about the day in court for the
lawyers who kind of perpetrated the big lie after the election.

(09:55):
It's just kind of funny to see a judge just
be kind of confused by them. Is COVID cases across
the country and specifically in Florida are on the rise.
Governor de Santis has dropped some new merch into a
store that is anti fauci merch, which is pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, Uh.

(10:20):
We'll talk about the market for unopened Super Mario sixty
four cartridges a little hotter than I thought a little bit,
you know, I would have I would have pegged it
more in the like seven hundred thousand range, but yeah,
this was multiplier on that. And then we'll talk about

(10:43):
Chicari Richardson's new endorsement offer and whether she should take
it from a vape company. All that plenty more. But first, sorry,
we like to ask our guests what is something from
your search history, so that from our search history is
Bolsonaro emu and yes, do you guys know why? No?

(11:05):
Just images search Google images search Google emu Bolsonaro. Oh
my god, was he bit by an emu many times?
Multiple times? And now and he got COVID so many
times and now he is in the hospital with the hiccups.

(11:27):
This man is why would God make a fascist so funny?
I mean hospitalized after ten days? He has had the
hiccups for ten days. He had COVID like eight times.
Every time he came out of the hospital after having

(11:50):
COVID he got bit by an EMU and had to
go back to the hospital for EMU bites. He's having
the worst year. And it's very funny too because you
can see pictures of the emu like chasing him. Wow,
those birds are straight up dinosaurs, Like they're just the raptors,

(12:12):
aren't they. Jack If you got bit by an EMU
one time, would you go back to a fucking EMU facility?
Don't they just have them like wandering on the palace
grounds like where he lives. Maybe that's what it is.
I assume he was going to an emu farm because
that's what we have out here in California. But they're
just visited so he could he could just be like yeah,

(12:34):
maybe maybe no, maybe let's put those on a leash
or something. I don't know, but he's like, look, we
have to remove all the gaze before I take my
revenge on EMUs. Maybe he just likes them, you know,
he's just can't help himself. Who would like EMUs more
than gay humanska only a monster? Yeah, failed human being,

(12:58):
a failed experiment of a human him being. At least
he's wearing a mask around the EMUs I know, like
what it's like so weird, Like does he respect them?
And he's like, I don't, look, I had it. You
don't want to get covid EMUs. You know some masks
they keep fighting me. I don't want to be better friends,
Like dude, what And then he's like it sounds like

(13:21):
some weird shitty curse from a Disney film that like
the bad guy gets or it's like make them it
sip this thing and they will hiccup for days. And
because isn't aren't hiccups just lung spasms, die friend spasms spasms?
I don't know. I think they're a curse right now.
It's like because I remember, like back when Inside Edition

(13:41):
would just do nonsense stories like that. They're like, meet
the man who's had a had hiccups for like two years,
and the person like, it's just terrible. It's like torture
to like never to always be anticipating a hiccup coming.
That is one of the that is one of the
Guinness Book of World records that I like would look
when I was a kid, like the longest case of hiccups, uh,

(14:03):
and I think somebody had it for like decades. Charles
Osborne had hiccups for sixty eight years two to February.
Although that's it sounds like some ship you could lie
about up until the nineties and nobody can verify that ship,
you know what I mean, Like, yeah, the hiccups is
two and you're like, we have the Internet. I don't know, okay, sir,

(14:25):
everyone else is dead right right, yeah, and all the
people that can verify, man, they passed away. So you know,
you just to take my word for it. I've been
had this ship for sixty eight years, but it sounds
like a terrible, terrible thing for someone to have, unless
you're bosting on which case, let him rip, buddy, just
let him rip. More proof that the world isn't fair.

(14:45):
Last time I was on here, I talked about how
I had to stop watching Gray's Anatomy, and that was
another reason I had to stop watching grizz Anatomy because
a woman on Gray's Anatomy came on the show had
to go to the hospital with hiccups, and everyone was like, quirky,
you know, one of the lights. It wasn't aids but
later but soon after she died, like and and I.

(15:09):
I don't know if being a surgeon is in any
way like watching Gray's Anatomy, but I do know based
on my experience watching Gray's Anatomy, I can't take that
emotional roller coaster, truly, I cannot. So glad I never
thought that I could be a surgeon because I can't
even watch the show without being like, God is fake, die,

(15:32):
life is meaningless. We can move on before I totally spiral. No, No,
I mean I'm still thinking about it because hiccups, like
they when they last for more than like a minute,
you you can convince yourself this is going to be
the rest of your life. Or I'm at least I
have that mentality. I'm like, fun man, they just won't
go away and I'm like, I don't know what I

(15:53):
have to do, and if this is how I have
to live, I guess I'll adjust to it. But humans
depth really quickly. Yeah, so I was thinking of an
e Er storyline because I'm old as fuck, uh, in
which a man enters the emergency room with his fiance
and a bad case of hiccups. After running tests, the
doctor asks to speak to the patient privately, but after

(16:15):
declaring that he has no secrets from his fiance, the
couple learns that the hiccups are caused by AIDS related
abscesses on the patient's liver. But e Er just gave
people HIV n AIDS like as a story device, like constantly,
what is that? Even? That sounds so fucked up, Like
I don't even I don't even want to know how

(16:36):
they presented that entire narrative in the show. Was it
supposed to be that he was like on the low,
like he had like he had other partners or something
and the yeah, yeah, probably I remember the one like
a R has a bunch of weird ships like that,
where I'm sure that created generation of people who were like,
man have hiccups, Like I remember Eer, that made me
a kind of like autoimmune disease. Am I gay? Or

(17:04):
like even I remember once to breathe with your mouth,
though I feel like I'm sucking the ears, dick, Like
what's the alternative? Fucking die? Bro like a man? Well,
like I remember there was one episode where a kid
it was like a karate demo, and like the teacher
like hit the kid in his chest piece like for

(17:26):
a demo, and its stopped his heart. And then on
the thing, They're like, there's a moment where the heart
resets and if there's an impact in this very specific time,
it can stop your heart. And I'm like, bro, I'm off,
like and I remember taking that ship a gospel truth
and this is but I realized now we live in
a world of people who take things from TV shows
as gospel truth without thinking at all, And like that's

(17:47):
the scary part. I'm remembering so many things now that
but like my entire basis of like understanding of my
body is based on like an e er storyline. I
think I think the next one, I think there was
another storyline where somebody got hit in the chest with
a ball and it stopped their heart. Because yeah, you'd

(18:12):
hope they wouldn't They wouldn't reuse the same trope. Oh,
this time is a karate demo. Maybe there was like
someone on staff who's who's you know brother had died
from being hit in the chest with the ball, and
they were like, I don't care if this ends my career.
I have to let the world know. I'm going to
hammer it home in every episode I can. Oh no, anyways,

(18:34):
watch are great show. What is sorrow? Something you think
is overrated? I think that being diagnosed with a d
h D on the app TikTok is underrated, And I
think being diagnosed with lesbianism on the app TikTok is overrated. Okay, okay. Lately,

(19:01):
if you've been on TikTok, and even if you haven't,
there's like a widespread phenomenon of women starting to use
TikTok and then there for you page, the algorithm, like
the algorithmically decided to feed starts showing them more and
more lesbian content and content about compulsory heterosexuality or heteronormativity

(19:22):
or whatever, and as a result, a lot of women
are like, ha ha, TikTok thinks I'm gay, but I'm not.
And then like six months later they're like, turns out
I am gay and and it took TikTok twenty minutes
to figure out that I was gay based on my
activity when I didn't know. And I'm like, you know,
thirty years old or whatever. The fun and I could

(19:44):
be interested in hearing from the people in their lives
if they knew, like if everybody around knew and they
were the last to find out. I think okay. Based
on personal experience, yes, um. I remember when I was younger,
having like a lot of I would make friends with

(20:04):
gay or queer people and they would be like, are
you sure you're not gay? And I'd be like yeah,
and they were like okay, but are you sure though,
and I was like yeah, I'm just like really comfortable
with they're gay people, I mean gay people. And they
were like okay, but are you gay? And I was

(20:25):
like no. And then I like cut all my hair
off and they were like, you're gay and I was
like no, I just don't want men to talk to me,
and the like, I think you're gay, and I was
like no, it's just that i'm kind of like terrified
of men sometimes, but I'm also definitely attracted to them.
But not women. But then all you know, when you
if you have short hair and you're a girl, a
lot of women just assume you're gay and then we'll

(20:45):
hit on you. And then you're like, well this isn't
so bad. Actually this is kind of nice. And so
are there are there people who have been on TikTok
now who are like I realized through this algorithm that
I like, I had a moment of self discovery realization. Wow, okay,
and then what's and what about the D one? I

(21:08):
actually I switched these. Being diagnosed with a D S overrated.
Being diagnosed with lesbianism is underrated. It like diagnosed by
well all the algorithm fucking pitches shipped to you. Like,
they'll start showing you something and if you interact with it,
and by interact, I mean even just watch the video
in full, or watch it multiple times, or pose it

(21:30):
and then restart it, they'll show you a ton more
ship Like that. The alchem is constantly throwing shit at
you that is popular or that it thinks you will
like and then responding like instantaneously based on here. This
is why TikTok is so addicting, because it is so
responsive and the algorithm is so responsive. But anyway, so
a big thing on TikTok is like there's a lot

(21:51):
of people with a d h D on TikTok who
are there being like, Hey, what's up. Here's my life
with a d h D. Here's like, you know, research
stuff you might want to know if you have a
d D or you know whatnot. And you know, a
lot of people have made the observation that TikTok definitely
fucking destroys your attention span. Um And so if you
have a d D already and you're on TikTok, it's

(22:11):
like impossible to get out of it, and it's actually
a really bad, very overstimulating thing for you to do.
And if you don't have a d D, you will
begin to experience a lot of the symptoms that people
with a d h D experience all the time because
you're on the app that is like constantly fragmenting your
focus and throwing distractions at you at the speed of light.

(22:35):
And uh so, you know, when you go on TikTok
and they're like, hey do you do you feel like
you can't focus and like you have a hard time
getting offline, and you're like yeah on this app. Yeah, yeah,
I'm on the like the screen version of cocaine. Of
course I have a hard time focusing right, And then

(22:57):
people are just being like, man, do I It's like
hold on, zoom out for a second, realize what the
activity you're in Gigston right, because it's like if you
got off TikTok and you still felt all those things,
yeah for sure, like you might have a d h D.
But like if you're on TikTok, all bets are off, dude,
like this is this is like it's like they threw
crack cocaine into our into our minds again. They were like, hey, man,

(23:19):
are you like fucked up? Like are you mentally ill?
And You're like, no, I'm actually on a drug. Fine,
I'm on drugs right now. Yeah I feel crazy. I'm
on drugs. Yeah, this I feel like I remember because
you know, when I get caught, because it knows your
boy used to dabble in the dark street arts. Because
I get all kinds of trafficking content and like basketball jokes.

(23:42):
It's minds is dancing basketball jokes, drug trafficking and construction
workers showing their packed lunches. Oh interesting, drug trafficking because
I get sex trafficking because it knows I'm a girl.
And so I get all of these videos that are
like girls you know, telling a story where they're like,
you know, me being whatever, you know, sometimes like meeting

(24:04):
the guy who has a van, you know, and then
it's like going and they're like I was trafficked and
it's just like raising awareness or something. I don't know,
but now I'm terrified. Yeah, And then it's funny you
get you get stuck on there, just scrolling, scrolling, scrolling,
and then like every you know, like seven videos, that
one comes up like hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I
wantn't take a break. Break, you wanna take a break

(24:25):
real quick? You just take a break. Here's some tips
on how to take a break. You know, because you've
been on this motherfucker for a minute that we're even
introduced a slight bit of responsibility as a platform to
yes Jack. When you are on TikTok for like over
an hour and a half, a video comes up of
a of a guy whose face I now know intimately
like my Space tom now. Yes, it's like my Space

(24:45):
tom now. And he says to me, hey, you've been
scrolling for a long time. Maybe it's time to go
to bed. There will still be videos in the morning.
Oh my god, like shut the funk up video. Yeah,
you don't even know how advanced TikTok is they are.
They are regulating you so you don't get burned out,
so you can that's mean to be like, hey, like

(25:08):
they should just like make the apple start to malfunction
or something, instead of being like, hey, we're worried about
you here at TikTok. It's like yeah, man, it's like no,
you're not, dude. You keep shoveling all this other ship
in my face, Like yeah, I'm okay. We're worried that
you won't come back if you do this, if you
go too hard on TikTok. Please, if you let us
harvest all of your data today, there will be no

(25:28):
data left to harvest tomorrow. Exactly. We don't want to
burn you out. See the data fields, you have to
leave one of your data fields follow every year, right right,
grow new data and data data crop rotation. All right,
let's take a quick break and we will be right back.

(25:59):
And we're back, and let's talk about Joe Biden, most
extreme president for this left since FDR. I mean, we
might as well elective Bernie the way this dude is
just left in it the fuck up. Oh my god,
the window has moved so far. It's out a window.

(26:23):
It's a doorway to a utopia, to a neoliberal utopia
where it's all can all it can do is identify
threats but is unable to handle them at all because
it helps uphold the status quo. And it's getting so
fucking tired right now. You know, we just talked about

(26:44):
how fifty Democrats fucking fled Texas to be like, hey,
they're rat fucking elections. You'll need to pass some ship
over here. What are you doing with the filipbuster? Why
are you letting Why are you pretending it's just these
people that are holding it up when it's probably you,
Joe Biden and the rest of the you know, democratic
establishment that is truly uninterested in actually making it easier

(27:07):
for everyone to vote. It was a nice talking point,
but the action is just not there. So this man
gave a speech in Philadelphia and it was just essentially him.
You know, this is this is like on the heels
of the news story at the beginning of the day,
Texas democrats flee to d C that the you know,
could face arrest quote unquote. But he goes to d
C and or he goes to Philadelphia and just gives
a speech where it just it's like the equivalent of

(27:29):
him describing like a slow moving train coming for everyone
and we're on the tracks, but we're not tied. And
all he has to do is say like, and then
everyone should get up off the tracks and get out
of the way, and then we can we can dodge
this train. But instead he's just like, there's a train coming,
and I don't know what we're gonna do. Folks, Like

(27:49):
all he said one thing, Yeah, check off the listen,
come on, man, we gotta get off the tracks. This
is what he said. Hey, pal, this is a quote
quote democracy or autocracy. That's what's coming. That's what it's
coming down to. Okay, what else? Don't just say that? Then?

(28:12):
Are you now putting your weight behind your the office,
the weight of your office behind filibuster reform anything? No,
he was just sort of like, yeah, man, we gotta
do something about this. Whilse he is wrapping the chain
of filibuster reform around his arm and he is going
for the corn pop of the House in this moment.
He left the razor blades out overnight to get rusty.

(28:35):
He knows how it goes, he knows what he knows
how you do it. Sorr. Yeah, yeah, I mean it's
just nothing. He just gave up. He's essentially he's given
up the I think the take from the White House
is we've given up on passing any kind of robust
package for voter protections, and he's just saying some like
come on, Jack, we gotta before the people act. It's like, okay,

(28:56):
we know that you funck with. Now what can you
do as president? And do you want to put mansion
in cinema and these people to the sword and say hey,
get in line. Because just saying hey man, we gotta
pass this stuff that is not leadership at all. But again,
that's not what most of us were expecting from him.
It's just doubly frustrating, like the theater of it, because
it's just so empty, and hypothetically, to have a president

(29:20):
with dementia would be pretty difficult, don't you think Hypothetically
if our president had dementia, it would make things kind
of harder to to like do policies and stuff. I
don't know. I mean, this is again something that's never happened,
especially in the past four years or now, but yeah,
can recent and even in recent even before this, I couldn't.
I couldn't know what it was like to have someone
with the dwindling mental capacity be able to just be like, Hey,

(29:43):
that bad. Huh. I don't know what do we do
about it. It's just pump an old guy full of
drugs and forced him to make speeches constantly. It would
be kind of bad. I mean, this whole thing is
he just again he wants I don't know this why,
Like I'm sort of off the tired sort of defense
that it's like like cinema in mansion or hooting everything up. No,

(30:09):
like there is I believe, like it's very clear, Chuck Schumer.
None of these people want to get it done. They
just like to be like I mean, it's tough to do.
But I'm sure because if voting was easier for everyone,
that would also mean voting out establishment stooges would be
easier too. So I'm sure on some level they're fine
with how things are, while on the other side they
can just say, oh, well, we raised twenty five million

(30:31):
dollars to combat voter suppression. That sounds like another industry
to keep up is the fundraising around fighting voter suppression
rather than ending it, because that's the other solutions that
we're hearing is like, well, we have money to help
educate people like you're you hold okay, you literally make
the laws. You're educating us about the laws that you

(30:51):
have the power to change. Oh right, thanks. And it's
not like this is something that is so controversial to
say that people need to be able to vote. There.
I mean there's like a lot of pulling out that
it does break down in a little more nuanced sense,
like a lot of people, for whatever reason, like they
do think like voter idea laws are like not too

(31:12):
bad because like that's like the one thing to say, like,
well that's then we can feel secure. But overall, there's
an ABC News Washington Post bull that said they were
asking to respondents whether it was more important to pass
new laws making it easier for people to vote lawfully
or to make new laws making it harder for them
to vote fraudulently. Opted for the former, the sixty two

(31:35):
of people say we want more laws that makes it
easier for people to vote lawfully and then meanwhile, we
have this is this is this isn't just of Democrats,
this is the country. So this idea, I mean again,
it's just voter suppression coming to a state near you.
I mean even more so. But yeah, it's just it's

(31:56):
just really awful to just like watch the president just
be like, oh that that's bad anyway, y'all. I mean,
is he like, has there been any I think he said.
I think he said at one point that he was
open to talking about the filibuster. Yeah, yeah, talking filibuster.
But this time he didn't even say the word, which

(32:19):
shows you like, if there was a moment, yeah, it
would have been then to say, dude, this is a
fucking problem. But all he just said, this is a problem, y'all.
All right, that's my time. Well, speaking of the truth
that he mentioned there, that it's autocracy, the most recent
like kind of concrete example of Trump basically trying to

(32:44):
stay in power by just like making up a reality
with like a handful of lawyers. Uh. The So the
Big Lie was basically in the courtroom a couple of
days ago, and the lawyers that were behind what was
known as the Cracking Lawsuit in Michigan, where they demanded

(33:07):
the results of the election be overturned because like somebody
saw a clear plastic someone saw the cracking up close, yeah,
or the equivalent was the plaintiff for cracking the So
Sydney pal who was kind of the main person, the

(33:27):
main person who is still like out of here saying
it with her chest, was brought to the courtroom and
asked very straightforward questions like why do you think? Why
did you say this? It was like all of these
lawyers right, because everyone's like these people need to be
sanctioned fucking off the face of the earth, like they

(33:49):
should never practice log and to come in and try
and just like bandy about nonsense evidentially like evidentiary claims
and be like we gotta overturn an election. So they
were in court basically to argue that they don't deserve
any kind of sanctions or to be disbarred or anything
like that. So part of this again, first of all,
I just do want to point one of the lawyers

(34:10):
who has caught up in this openly weeping throughout the
whole proceedings. Okay, one of these cracking assholes, just fucking us,
just a sob scene as the as the as the
judge was dressing them down. So one of the first
things was just sort of essentially was like, did y'all
do anything called like due diligence? I just want to
read this description quote. The judge noted that one observer

(34:32):
stated in an affidavit that she believed she saw election
workers switching votes from Trump to Biden Parker, Who's The
judge asked whether any of the lawyers had spoken to
the witness and inquired what exactly she saw that led
her to believe that votes had been switched. She was
greeted with silence. Anyone, She asked again. When no one
answered a second time, she said, let the record reflect

(34:54):
that no one made that inquiry, which was central to
the allegation. She then focused on another statement from a
witness who swore he saw individuals placing clear plastic bags
into a mail truck and said he believed the bags
quote could be ballots end quote headed for Detroit's counting facility.
The judge called that allegation quote really fantastical and speculative. Quote.

(35:14):
I don't think I've really ever seen an affidavit that
has had that has made so many leaps. She said,
My question to counsel here is how could any of you,
as officers of the court present this type of an affidavit?
And they were just shrugging, shrug. What do you have
to say for yourself? Was basically what the judge was saying.

(35:34):
They didn't say shit. Then there's another description where one
of the lawyers saying, Holler trying to explain the affidavit
from the dog walker who thought some bags dropped off
with postal workers quote could be ballots. I wish I
could show Judge Parker space right now. Is what this
person in the court said. Uh, and this is Parker.
What the judge said, quote, what information did the affiant

(35:56):
have have to make any of these conclusions in his
affid David Hollard the like cracking lawyer. Quote he was
speaking in the present tense and he took photos Parker,
this is anybody driving down the street and seeing somebody
with plastic bags, Oh my god. And so this is

(36:16):
this is what's so fucked up right. It's this kind
of nonsense that is just setting the table the just
wacky rationale for Republicans to then go full force and
be like, yeah, man, you see, like it's just it's
just stinking, this whole thing stinking. We gotta do something,
even though the people who are blur portraying like who
presented this lawsuit are getting shredded in the courtroom right now,

(36:38):
and one of them is crying, I love that. I
love spending a ton of time and money trying to
go to court just to have a judge thank you, right,
and someone crying they did so much work to get there,
and then they got there. Someone was like, why the

(37:00):
funk are you wasting my time? Right? Yeah? And what's
wild is though, like even despite this right, how clear,
how just absolute just bullshit, all of this is, the
damage is already done, you know, And that's all it
really took. Like at this point, there's not a sing
I don't think Fox is going to spend a second
talking about what these lawyers are doing, like with how

(37:21):
they're just getting destroyed in Michigan and the courts there,
because you've seen ever ever since January or and and
and really after the election, it's just been the same
programming over and over and over again. And that's just
that's that that's where we're just at. Like pretty soon,
I I fully believe that we're going to be arguing

(37:43):
the merits of mathematics at some point with these people,
because anything that is like remotely like resemble something that
could be an arbiter of truth or some kind of
objective way of measuring things, because the truth typically can
you know, work against. Maybe these grifters on the right,
they'll be like, yeah, you know math, I mean, really
is is zero? And are and one? Are they real values?

(38:06):
I'd like to bring in this renowned mathematician Terence take
on numbers of terreology. I'm telling you that's like, it
feels like that's this, that's where this road ends, because
it's it can't be history, it can't be science anymore,
it can't be any of these things. Like fucking I'm

(38:27):
I'm just calling it Win's math. Win's math on the
docket for cancelation. I believe it's I believe it's already
on the docket. Thing. I'm gonna I'm gonna do a
quick Google hold on quick Google search how many votes
did Donald Trump lose by? No, No, those aren't good numbers.
I don't like those numbers. I don't know they're like,

(38:48):
that's a noted left word bias for sure. All right,
let's talk about COVID. Real quick cases are on the
rise across the country. Florida, uh, I think has the
fastest rising or the second fastest rising national average for
daily cases. And so Governor RHN de Santis has taken

(39:10):
this opportunity, chosen this moment to release some sick merch.
He's got some shirts that say don't fouci my Florida.
Which is that a play on something don't? Is it
like don't yuck my yum? Yeah? Is that? But it's
like completely it's like don'ts There's no wordplay, there's alliteration,

(39:33):
but the you know, it's it's like when somebody tells
the joke and then you realize that they sort of
said it in the intonation of a stand up comedian
that they like, even though it was an original joke,
and you're like, oh, why that sound like Bill Burr
was saying that joke, you know, And it's like you
watched a lot of Bill Burr, but you didn't pick
up on the whole premise punch line structure. I mean,

(39:55):
don't fouch you my Florida. Okay, uh huh. I don't
know how to I mean, it's it's faster to say
don't vaccinate me. Yeah right, yeah, yeah, I'm not a sheep. Okay,
that makes more sense. But I guess because I think
it's just everything just like buzzwords, just to get people
so energized, like yeah, fuci yeah, yeah, yeah, that's good.

(40:17):
And it's alliterative slightly because it's too f words, but like, yeah,
you know, that's what it's good. It's good copyrighting. There's
also a drink couzy that says, how the hell am
I going to be able to drink a beer with
a mask on? That's a great question that science has
not yet provided an answer for, Jack, and I don't
appreciate you saying it in such a ridiculing tone. No,

(40:40):
I was just reading it. That was actually my best,
my best dramatic read of that question with a new
with new beer patches from Anheuser Busch just slept right on.
Well you butt chugged, dude, Yeah right, dude, that'd be
so funny. That's like the response, how do you do
without a mask? Comes wrong with you? What you don't

(41:06):
want to drink beer? Dude? Come on? But that the
fact that those are like official merch from his campaign
is I mean, yeah, he's just like, is it gay
to drink beer through a filter mask full of your
own snot fellas? No man, hell no man. I butt

(41:28):
chugged like a man, dude, And don't get me started
about like butt play and how that could be like
you know, saw to me adjacent. It isn't. It's scientifically
proven to get you bucked up quicker. So nothing in
the Bible that says you can't put beer in your ass. Yeah,

(41:48):
so then God strike me down, because hey, I'm about
to put another fucking tall boys. Hey, God strike me down.
If this tallboy in my asses not to his will
on earth as it is in heaven, Amen ship, as

(42:10):
it is in heaven, may it be on earth. According
to Washington Post rolling seven day average, the state report
six new infections per one thousand residents last week, the
second highest rate in the country. Yeah, so crushing it.
He's also currently the governor, so he's like nailing it
to such a degree, I am going to make funny shirts. Yeah.

(42:33):
Well he's also I've been on this this the new
like what they call it, team to Santis Merch. On
his site, he has like de Santis flags that are
just mimicking the Trump ones, like it's so on the nose,
like how they're just like, see, it's gonna be one
for one, Like you know, the way he's trying to
position himself as top runner unless you know, Daddy comes

(42:56):
out of the out of home care to run again.
I don't know, we'll see what happens, but he's clearly
trying to position himself as just the Trumpiest piece of
ship out there, despite you know, like and I think
he's probably gonna be like, look, I'm just a governor
who looked at the pandemic a different way and that
I put all these people at risk and have a
lot of blood on my hands from this management of everything.

(43:17):
But I'm looking at a different way, which called in
the different way. It's called without empathy or acknowledgement of humanity.
In my heart, I I still don't understand how he
thinks he's going to run for president with Trump still alive.
Like I I understand if he's like, oh, this is
just a life insurance policy on Trump, like if Trump

(43:37):
dies before then, I'll be able to run for president.
But like Trump is not going to choose not to
run for president, Like, what do you who do you
think he is? Like? What there's who do you think
you are? I am, I don't know who do you?
Who do you think you are? I am? I am?
That's awesome, started joking. You think there's a chance he

(44:01):
might not run, Yeah, because you know, I think what
he was always most interested in was making money, and
I think he was a little disappointed with how how
much being president got in the way of his business ventures.
So you know, there's, as the Koch Brothers show us,
there's quite a bit more power to be had outside
of the government than in it. You know, Yeah, yeah,

(44:26):
I don't know. Maybe maybe he'll be on something cool,
maybe he'll be scientologist by then, you know. Yeah, I
mean shout out to Zeno obviously, and I'm not operating
Seaton's out there because heating nation, we're going to be
doing it. Did you guys see him at Sepack saying, uh,
I forget who he was talking about, but he was

(44:48):
like basically saying other people aren't real because they change
when they get in trouble. And he was like, not me.
They impeached me twice. I got worse, so I got worse.
I got worse is fucking amazing, Like what I got worse? Great? Yeah, dog,

(45:14):
And people, and you're so fun, you're so fucking pretzeled
up mentally in that room and you're like, yeah, man,
he got worse. I didn't become different. I got imp.
I became I became worse. And then he repeated it,
I became worse. Yeah, that's I mean, that basically sums

(45:36):
it up. Doubling down on being wrong. It seems to
be the playbook. But even if like, yeah, de Santis runs,
I mean, like people, this is the kind of ship like,
this is the thing that they have to do right
now is to keep as much of the Mago world
feeling good about him. So if it is him running,
they can just flip the switch and it feels like

(45:57):
nice and easy for them. And I think, no matter
who runs, it's gonna be a fucking ship show. I mean,
people are gonna be all in on whoever the candidate is.
Plus all this voter suppression, like it's, oh my god, yeah,
save us Jeebus. Now there's a beer couzy, Save us Jeebus.

(46:17):
All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
back to talk about some bullshit and we're back, and
so some some interesting news. An unopened and sixty four

(46:40):
copy of Super Mario sixty four just sold for over
one point five million dollars mm hmm, with sixteen bids.
Sixteen bids for is happening? I don't know, but I
will say it's very interesting. There's like, you know, in

(47:01):
this article in Slate to like just to give you
some perspective. Right, the first comic book that's sold for
a million dollars was Action Comics number one, which is
the debut of Superman. Okay, it was in and it
was it was printed in. This piece was seventy two
years old. Okay. The first baseball card for more than
a million T two O six, Honus Wagner in two thousand.

(47:25):
Card was printed in nine. It was one years old
when it was sold. This Mario cartridge it's only twenty
five years old, and it's already getting over a million dollars,
And people like, what the funk is happening? They say,
there it's like a mixture of things. Pandemic has caused
a lot of people to get into more vintage games. Then,
like comic book collectors apparently are diversifying their investments and

(47:49):
getting into vintage games, and also geriatric millennials and Gen
xers who are coming to crypto apparently seemed to be
the biggest buyers because these auction houses noticed in uptick
when the crypto market is doing well. So and I
guess maybe ship's just super inflated right now. But I
don't know. Million and a half for a video games, Like,

(48:12):
what do you do with that? You play it? Miles cold?
You imagine just one? Yes, just really cool, just trying
tom into their PS five. Have you ever have you
ever tried to blow on a you know, first edition
copy of a Superman comic. It's not fun and it

(48:34):
burns up when you put it in an electrical device. Yeah,
I had this game. I made the mistake of opening
it and apparently turned I didn't realize I was turning
down one point five six million dollars by doing so. Yeah.
The other thing is that they say, like, you know,
for like for collectors, right, like I I used to
collect basketball cards and ship rookies. Right, Rookie cards are

(48:56):
worth the most. Like the first appearance of something is
typically what have something a lot of value to collectors.
That's why like the first appearance of Batman. Uh, you know,
the fucking all these other things, like first editions or
appearances typically is what gets people spending money. And like
a lot of people were, like, we thought an O
g Legend of Zelda would sell for more than an

(49:18):
N sixty four copy of Super Mario sixty four because
like for for Super Mario heads, like you know, some
people like I don't know, I don't really like it,
but other people like, it's the first three D version
of Mario. Okay, I get that. But then but just
to give you comparison, and O G Legend of Zelda
and he s Cartridge got only eight D seventy thousand dollars.

(49:42):
That's Mario's older. Yeah, I guess, I don't know, but
the Mario is older. And also, you know, the when
Mario went from two D to three D and we
could really see the curves of that dump truck rock
and that seems a lot of people's lives, you know,
that's true. That's that's yep, that's when you see that

(50:03):
who's the real princess Peach? I think it's Mario? Yeah, exactly,
Emoji that can that cake, that Mario cake. We could
finally see the shadows that it cast down his little
plumbers pants. Yeah, the greatest plumbers ass of all time.

(50:24):
All right, let's talk about shaky Richardson not gonna be
able to participate in the Olympics. But she has been
offered a six figure endorsement deal with a vape company,
which she should totally fucking take, right, Like why thou
dollars to become an endorser? Is what are her choices?

(50:45):
Aren't those the same? I mean, if if she my
question is if she takes the deal, does it disqualify
her from ever trying to go to the Olympics or
like why is this? And is this an either or
aren't they barring her from the Olympics anyway? I shouldn't.
I don't think either or. I mean, I think, if anything,
it feels more like opportunistic on the vape company because
they're just trying to get behind someone who's like in

(51:07):
the news around weed. But like even for for her,
like the reason she used it wasn't because she's like, Hey,
I'm just carried Richardson, and when I'm not breaking world records,
I like to fucking dab it the funk up, you
know what I mean? Where's my Google gang at? Like
just like my mother died and I was coping. Yeah,
So I don't know, it feels like a bit of

(51:29):
a weird thing. It would be tight for her to
do a commercial that was like, Hey, did you just
suffer a major life trauma? Try this vape? Yeah, I
dr dab. I think it could be a number of things.
I mean, part of me feels like, look, this two

(51:52):
dollars I'm sure helps because we know famously Olympic athletes
don't make any money, So like in that sense, I'm like, yeah,
it gets you a check. But also like I don't
know if she needs to be like cheeky about it
to say, like I'm going to suddenly be like put
myself at the forefront of this, because I think that
might be a distraction for like what she's actually exceptional at.
But I don't know, you know, I think either way,

(52:14):
you'd hope that this isn't going to be like the
last we hear about her that she you know, No, yeah,
she's gonna have a long career. First story everyone. Yeah, Yeah,
she's gonna be like dominating track and field for a
long time. For probably the next couple of Olympics. I
just I don't know, it feels like a local commercial
level commitment. It's like doing a commercial for a local

(52:37):
car dealership or something like that shouldn't preclude you from
like taking some national sponsorships. But yeah, I mean, if anything,
you hope like like you know, like typically these athletes
get stuff from like you know, apparel makers and ship
that they can just be like here, look, fucking here's money.
Like that sucks that this happened to you. Please keep
focusing on your physical hold d Skerry Richards and as

(53:01):
like an athlete and as a story as a person
is so popular and so exceptional that it is pretty
wild that Nike has not stepped in to co opt. Yeah. Yeah,
typically there I guess what like weed is like a

(53:23):
third rail for them. I have no I mean, I
have no idea, but it just seems like you know
what you were saying Jack about, like it's it feels
like a like a local commercial when you know, I
feel like, for for somebody who has totally dominated the
news cycle in the way that she has, it seems
to me that she should be getting offers that are
on a on a national stage, you know, right, right, right.

(53:45):
If you're her manager, Jack, you're saying, hey, don't take that,
this is this is this is a small ball she carry. Yeah,
I'll text her, I'll let her know. Yeah, this small
ball sho carry. Just wait wait for Phil Knight to
hit you up. I feel like Nike will, you know,
reach out to her and like there there will be
the Shocky Richardson commercial like three years from now, like

(54:06):
the way that they came around, Uh Colin Kaepernick, you know,
years after he first made a stand. I bet you
they've already reached out. And I you know, because she
was rocky. She was wearing Nike all through the qualifiers
and things like that in the trials, So I'm sure
on some level, you know, knowing how quickly they moved,

(54:26):
they're probably been like, Okay, let's let's really figure this out,
like how are we gonna how are we gonna maximize
profits off of this thing? But yeah, it's oh yeah.
They'll probably run like a dope bad with her during
the track and field event. That would be kind of cool.
I definitely support nobody going to the Olympics. I think
great athletes should not go to the Olympics because the
Olympics are bad, really bad for the cities that they're in.

(54:49):
They're really bad for the athletes, they don't make any money,
and uh they are a real estate scamp. So ye.
There was a story about a Japanese guy who was
displaced twice yep from the Tokyo Olympics, Like yeah, yeah,
first he was displaced in sixty four and then also wow,

(55:12):
so he's like yeah, uh it really sucks. It's a
it's a very very sad story, and it's happened in
a lot of cities, and that's why so many cities
around the world have huge protests when their governments are like, hey,
what if we had the Olympics here? And then people
are like fuck no, Like well wait, we're gonna spend money,
oh really on making sure the event is completely free

(55:34):
of the what we've just determined to be societal, to
trit this that we don't want tourists to see, and
also to just help make things easier for advertising. We'd
love to militarize your police really quickly, install a bunch
of surveillance equipment that we will not take down. We
would like to evict a bunch of residents of the
city so we can build temporary housing for athletes and
media who will then leave. We're going to build a

(55:55):
bunch of stadiums that the city is then not going
to use. So what do you think but hotels will
make money? But you saying both will be there? All right,
we like it. We we're back again. I mean, honestly,
what's the easiest one, Like, the easiest way to do
it is just to have it in one fucking place
every fucking time. That's just a dedicated facility for the Olympics.

(56:18):
And that's it, rather than treating it like a World's Fair. Yeah,
to constantly build infrastructure every two to four years in
a different city. And that's the scam. That's where they
make the money, is the building and the permits and
the fucking leases and ship And that's why they won't
just build it in I don't know where, where would
where would you put it? Miles if you could have
the Olympics and permit talked about this before, like, you know,

(56:41):
just to keep it with the theme of the games,
like in Athens or something, and just always have the
facility like or wherever. You know, Like, all we need
to do, though, is just dedicate one place because at
the end of the day. Like I don't watch it
to be like, oh, they're here this year or they're
there this year. It's like you watch it because you
want to see like the peak of human competition. I

(57:03):
don't have any problem with that if I love that
kind of ship, but just do it like that in
a way that's responsible for everybody involved and not you know,
just exploitative and you know, completely disregarding like people who
need help when making it like this sort of either
or I had missed the nation themed light shows that
open up every games that would uh bump me out?

(57:24):
Do you remember London? Tim Burners Lee, the father of
the Internet, was in the opening ceremonies. It's like, I
don't give an they don't have anything else smiles. Let
them have that, yeah right there, beans on toast, Let
them have the English have their Let them have their
slogan that the sun never sets on the English, the
British Empire. Let him have that. Have it. They're fucking

(57:47):
done and they know it. Give him Tim burners Lean,
the spice girls and over the top opening ceremony and
the feel good about it all. They have perfected the
art of panel shows. All I watched now is British
panel shows on YouTube? What's better about British panel shows
because I've heard that now from a number of people.
Number One, I think they just have a lot of them.
They have a lot of comedians and TV people who

(58:09):
are just I think it's that they have a lot
of them and there's really a culture around them, and
so everybody that appears on a British panel show is
like pretty pretty up to snuff, you know, because this
is like a thing they do a lot. So I
think it's just that it's a more popular format and
so they've like kind of done it, done it better. Yeah.
I feel like when I watch them like Graham Norton
or like other ones where there's like a lot of

(58:30):
interesting people together, it's like what a good podcast is
because people come to like really just be a little
more open and talk candidly. Whereas in America, our talk
shows are just a facet of the like public marketing
PR machine, Like we only have talk shows for people
to come on to to like sort of push products,

(58:51):
and it's the same of you know, not to say
that people don't do those on panel shows there, but
like the energy is more like I'm going to sell
this thing and then I go away, versus like, yeah,
I'll go promote, but also like we'll have a really
fun chat with interesting people and it's the time to
you know, you see, I feel like we see more
hot takes or like clippable moments from these English panel
shows that we do from like Kimmel or something like that. Yeah,

(59:14):
maybe maybe it has something to do with like, but
I mean, the material reality of production there is that
it's not America, it's not l a. They don't have like,
you know, you can go shoot anywhere in California and
make it look like a different place in the world,
but in the UK, it's always gonna look like London.
So they shoot a lot of stuff in studio, and
they just do a lot of stuff in studio because

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it's foking cheap, you know, it's really cheap. But like
they get they get really good writers and you know,
good games, and I think that's stuff more fun than
like Wheel of Fortune or whatever, because Well of Fortune
always felt like there was basically no skill involved. You know,
you're at the mercy of the wheel, just like in life. Yeah,
and Van of White, Yeah, yeah, you know, she controls

(59:59):
the weather, right, But yeah, there's like those games like
Wheel of Fortunate, like it's funny that just feels like
a like a doctor's office waiting room of a of
a game show. Like it's just sort of like, yeah,
I guess it's there. It's better than nothing, But I'm
not like, oh funk, it's not for a Wheel of Fortune.
It used to be. I think I think those games.

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I watched him more when I was a kid because
like my intellect was at a level where it's like
very stimulating, like, oh, maybe I can figure this out.
But now I'm like I don't give a shit about
how many of USA Today's crossword puzzle the TV show
is basically right, yeah, yeah, but you know, shout out
to panel shows show. I feel like a lot of

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British game shows and panel shows are like as good
as Jeopardy, And I think Jeopardy is great, and Jeopardy
is like my favorite game show, my favorite like American
panel type show. That that's interesting, the the idea that
it's like the pr machine that makes American like because
the persistent like it's kind of a lame observation, but

(01:01:02):
like just the persistence of terrible nous that comes out
of like late night TV shows, and and yet like
there's so much talent and so many funny writers who
like work on them. Has always like kind of confounded me.
It's pretty depressing. Yeah, and it's it's it's and it's
a golden handcuff situation for a lot of those writers too,

(01:01:23):
because like you're paid so well and like it's eaten,
but it's all in service of this other singular talent
who's the host. But then it's like, yeah, I used
to have dreams, was like, but I get paid like
like like fifty two weeks out of the year. It's
like the sweet big dude, it's available often like once
you're in it. It's for a lot of people that

(01:01:44):
get used to the money and then it's hard to
get out. Or I think what's interesting about late night
TV is like it's changed so much because you know,
it was kind of a peak TV format and now
we're in peak streaming, and so late night as a
format doesn't make any fucking with streaming because it involves
the things that happened that day, which is something that

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we now we consume that kind of content, the daily
digestive content now more on the internet or in a
podcast like this. So why does Late Night even exist
is a question a lot of people have been asking
for a long time. And uh, it's it's interesting to
see the way Late Night has coped by becoming worse.
It made me worse and went back to like that

(01:02:29):
same format after like the whole thing after the Tonight show.
I mean it's a literal different but still like the
interview like canned conversation format is. Yeah, now he's doing podcasts,
so we're we're getting there, but same same ship, different
different medium. It's interesting that another country was able to

(01:02:52):
like make it work because it's so it's been so
bad for so long in America. Well, sorry, June, as
always such a pleasure having you. Where can people find
you and follow you? I am on TikTok you, Underscore Tube,
Underscore Channel. I am on Instagram, corpse Flower that's f

(01:03:13):
l o you are, And uh, my website is sorry
June dot online. You can go there. You can send
me money at p Sara June on Venmo or cash
app and uh, you know, I love to receive messages
from the outside world on cash app. That's I'm not

(01:03:33):
an alien, Please send me your interactions interact with me.
Is there a tweet or some of the work of
social media you've been enjoying. Yes, here's a here's a
good tweet that I like. Um, it's not funny, but
it's very good. It's from Vincent Bevan's at v I
N N scent and it is the United States government

(01:03:54):
has intentionally worsened the living standards of the Cuban people
in pursuit of regime change for over sixty years. Wow,
that's just like your opinion, man, Like that is always funny. Whenever,
like these countries that have just been absolutely destroyed by

(01:04:16):
embargoes and sanctions, the medias goes, oh, man, it's so
bad over there. Huh. It's like, well, hold on, ashole,
you want to zoom out and actually explain it rather
be like and that's the problem with socialism, and that's
the problem with dis place. Am alright, folks, all right,
this message brought to you by General Electric. It's just
very funny to me that there is a Wikipedia article
about US intervention in Latin America, and that's free, that's

(01:04:40):
free for you to access, that's free for everybody to read.
And yet some people still think that President Joe Biden
is going to back any policy that helps the people
of Cuba. Just read the article and then tell me
what you think. Just read the article and then think
of a little bit about our history. Just get Just

(01:05:01):
tell me what made you think that we might as
a as a government, not you and me. You know, Miles,
you're cool. Jack, you're cool. But the government might give
a ship about this country for any reason other than
taking control of it. I would love to hear anybody's reasons.
You can cut that out. I'm very angry about this.

(01:05:24):
We won't be cutting it out because you said I
was cool, and that's a vacuum that here's the thing.
Cut the whole thing, but keep that part where I
said Jack, you're cool. I just play it with no context.
Please welcome, Sorry, June, Jack You're cool. Alright, alr. I

(01:05:48):
could just make it my ring tone. Get it in there, uh,
Miles or if you will find you what the tweet
you've been enjoying. You can find me on Twitter and
Instagram at Miles of Gray and also the other show
four twenty Day Fiance, where you can come check us out.

(01:06:09):
Just doing the four twenties and talking about ninety day fiance,
like we always do. First tweet that I like from
Travis Hellwig at Travis Helwig, DC Journalists, Washington is a bubble.
We know what real America is all about. Also dcjourn Journalists,
Who is Olivia Rodrigo because that's so much of the

(01:06:30):
energy around her visiting the White House. And then one
more is a bit of a visual gag. It's from
at Violently Epic. It's at Helen's alt account, and I
just want to say this picture right here, it's from
everyone from Breaking Bad. It says who's getting the best
dick vote below? And it's like all these scenes from
Breaking Bad where like people have like guns to their

(01:06:51):
heads but they have like these tortures and their faces
are usually like up against the wall, just like getting
the best I mean it's Hank. I gotta say it's
Hank the middle. Yeah. Hank is like oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I thought they were all Hank. I mean we're all Hank,

(01:07:15):
We're all yeah. Gus looks like he's having fun too. Uh.
You can find me on Twitter at Jack Underscore O'Brien.
A couple of tweets I've been enjoying. Doug Pound tweeted,
sucks that poopan only comes in gray Kelsey Bowman Murphy
just tweeted a picture of Richard Branson. So this was
a picture that Richard Branson and uh Elon Musk tweeted

(01:07:37):
out of themselves. And she like, you kind of have
to see it, but they just look like they're standing
in a very basic house. And she said, to have
billions of dollars and those cabinets, what's the point? Yeah,
I cocked that to that kitchen was interesting. It might
be that those guys are dumb. Yeah, So I mean,

(01:07:58):
if you've seen the way they dressed them, Yeah, maybe
not the best taste, but they have all the happiness
that billions of dollars can buy. Who needs nice? Yeah,
I mean the happiest people are trying to concoct ways
to leave Earth. Yeah. I was gonna say maybe if
they had nicer cabinets, they wouldn't want to go to
space so bad. They just be hanging out in the kitchen.

(01:08:18):
Tried a new cabinet do over. I'm so uninterested in
like what they do, like what those two hanging out
together would be Like it sounds and borings like the
worst party ever and then at our measures tweeted, doctor
do you exercise me? Oh yeah, I do all of them,

(01:08:40):
the push offs, plunks doctor or nothing me craunches doctor
me Okay. Find us on Twitter at Daily Side Guys
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Facebook fan page and a website Daily zey Guys dot

(01:09:01):
com where we post our episodes and our footnes where
we link off to the animation that we talked about
in today's episode, as well as a song we think
you might enjoy. Miles. What song are we sending people
to check out today? This is a track called Moving
Up by an artist known as Mr Mitch, who is

(01:09:21):
a London based artist. And you know they're like super viby,
feels sort of like vapor wave adjacent, so it sounds
like again like people market move vapor wave like you know,
sort of imagine you're walking through a spooky shopping mall
and like the music is slowed down, but it sounds
like music but real kind of viby. And this track

(01:09:43):
Moving Up is just exactly that. It's got a really
good like sort of combination of older you know, sort
of like an old Patina audio Patina over it, but
with familiar rhythms and production. So uh, this is a
good one. Mr Mitch moving up. Oh right, that's gonna
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