April 20, 2018 • 64 mins
In episode 131, Jack & Miles are joined by comedian Josh Androsky to discuss 420, the Southwest Airlines pilot who landed the disastrous flight, the DEA's official drug slang list, how the Comey memos show how annoying Trump is to hang out with, the Democratic Party filing a lawsuit against the Trump campaign over Russia collusion, Chuck Schumer to introduce bill to decriminalize weed, bloidwatch, & so much more!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season twenty seven, episode
five book Darren Daly's night cast. Yeah for April twenty, two,
thousand eighteen. It's Hitler's birthday. Oh and also for my
name is Jack O'Brien AK and Mark Wahlberg. It's the
only not high person in the studio and I am
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thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Mr Miles Gray. Last danswer MYSA one time to kill
the Pa. Hell yeah, Daddy's by Tom Petty A k me,
Mr Miles Petty. Yeah, thank you so much to add
I think genius certified genius on Twitter for that AK
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on this lovely holiday. Uh and Jack, and I just
asked you straight up, do you hate me? Oh? No,
I just want to make sure the direction anyway. Yes, Yeah,
hey guys show it's a very special thing. Also the
anniversary of the swamp rabbit incident when Jimmy Carter was
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fishing and a enraged rabbit came after him and tried
to attack his boat thirty nine years ago that we
all removed to our attention by Alana Mailer or Maller. Uh. Yeah,
I don't know what's a swamp rabbit? Yeah, a rabbit.
He was fishing in a lake in Georgia and a
rabbit just came at him and started attacking his boat
and he had to like beat it off with an
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oar uh, which really seems like the sort of thing
that would happen while you're high. I think, yeah, more store,
you'd make up right like a man. This swamp rabbit
came at me. There is an actual photograph of the event,
so look that up. We are thrilled to be joined
in our third seat by the hilarious comedian, the skateboarding
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Rabbi himself, Mr Josh Androwsky. Bobba stayoba hooba stank. What's
that's freeze? Yeah? Who staying right now? Oh man, I
got high already alicipation of the show. And then I
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hit you with that magic stick. Yeah that was real
fun um And I am just moving up and down
in my chair a lot. Right now. I was in
the bathroom. Took way too long in the bathroom. There's
a laundry going on in your bathroom, so it's like
uncomfortable to like sit on the toilet there because you
feel like you're in the middle of someone's living room. Well, hey,
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it's it's fine. It was. Yeah, I'm too high and
I'm ready to fucking get weird. Yeah, let's talk. Hell yeah, dude, Josh,
you are just I made reference to skateboarding rabbi. You
once were on the prices right on mushrooms. Correct, Yes, yes,
your honor, and that's that's that's to you on the
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evening of No. And people couldn't look that up on you. Yes, amazing. Well,
what happens like when you get to one comedians to
all do mushrooms, is that one of them is guaranteed
to be on This American Life. Twenty comedians all do
mushrooms together. There you go. Yeah. I told Drew carry
I was a skateboarding rabbi on television, and then they
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cut out a bunch of parts. Uh, and then I
said the highest thing that's ever been said before on
TV in that moment, So, like long story short, I
was kind of blacked out, and uh. I just looked
at Drew Carrey and he like put the microphone in
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front of my face while right after I had spun
the wheel, and he's like, is there anyone you want
to say hello too? And I said, I just want
to say how to everybody who loves music. Uh, and
that is on television. That's the highest thing I think
that's ever been said on premium network network television. Most definitely, Josh,
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what's something from your search history that is revealing about
who you are at this moment? I would say, you
can always know what what my mental state is, how
depressed I am by how much British Antiques road Show
I'm watching to try to turn my brain off to politics,
because it's just the calmest, nicest show, Like they have
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ship like no joke. In one episode it was like,
here's the very soul that cornwallis surrendered to the Americans
to end the occupation of America and start the independence
of the United States of America. It is worth the
number you cannot put on it. And and the person
who's sort it is was like, you know when the
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person like appraised it as worth like you knows fifty
zillion dollars or whatever, the response was, well, isn't that
a tickle? If you want the smallest mood? If you
just want to have a tiny mood, why you can't, Uh,
what is something you think is underrated? Getting too high
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and having a panic attack? People really fucking sleep on that,
because it's the thing that people complain about, like, oh,
I get too high, I get anxiety, I have to
pank attack. But how else are you going to be
forced by your own brain to confront every problem you're
currently running away from, you know what I mean? Interesting? Yeah,
I think some people, Yeah, I can get anxiety. I
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think for sure. That's some of the times when people say, oh, man,
mushrooms are so great. Sometimes when you really have a
bad trip, it really is because you're like, man, I'm
really fucking up. I could be hoping my mom out.
You're like, wow, okay, that was a terrible eight hours.
But you know what, Mom, I will take out the
trash and I'm not gonna say fuck you as I
do it. So yeah, I do feel like I've been
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running away from the fact that I don't know what
to do with my hands my whole life, and getting
too high has always helped me confront that fear. What
is something that you think is overrated? I think the
current legalization process of weed is overrated because men men
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and talked about this. Yeah, basically just that John Bayner
is like making millions of dollars doing the thing that
a bunch of people of color are currently in prison.
For you know that that's okay, is overrated. I would say,
like people are just sort of being like, yeah, legalize it,
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and then not looking at the systems of power that
are now right right right, which is like vcs up
in uh, like Silicon Valley, like tech millionaires and billionaires
and fucking tobacco companies right well, I think yeah too.
It's what's good are some of the bills that people
are putting in certain states. You know, they're trying to
they're expunging people's records and letting people out prison. I
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think that that has to happen simultaneously, for you know,
the legalization thing would really be a really dope thing
for the country and you know the people. Yeah, yeah,
but John Banner needs a break. I think we can
all agree. I mean yeah, I mean, you know, things
need to happen. He's been getting high. You could tell.
He just looks like it. I mean the way he
smokes cigarettes. You can only see him, which being like
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smoking at golfed with him and said he smoked a
cigarette on every hole that wasn't a Part three, which
is a lot of cigarettes. Jesus to burn through. Hey, baby,
how you look young? You get this vaunted Bayner looks.
And finally, Josh, what is a myth? What's something people
think it's true that you know to be false, that
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your material life will be affected in any way by
the James Comey Mueller investigation, Russia, FBI blah blah blah. Right,
you just think in sync. I feel like Jack and
I have been saying the exact same thing a few
times now. That's tight, But having that best friend thing,
you feel like it's kind of we're overrating it by
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living and dying with every sort of little drip and
drab of information because fundamentally, your material conditions, your bank
account and your electric bill and your health insurance, like
the things that dominate your everyday life will not change
at all based on this, So don't fucking stress about
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it so much too. Yeah, it's not like it's not
like Mueller's investigating income inequality, right, would getting sat about that? Yeah?
Robert Mueller's like, actually, you know what, Ship's like really
unfair that if he just keeps investigating other things. It's like,
why do bad things happen to good people? Mueller's on
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the case, right, he's like about the prison industrial comflict.
Do we think about that? What am I even trying
to indict these people into? And what I think Michael
Cohen is gonna be a better person after this experience.
I think Michael Collan it's going to be a better
I love Stoned Fueler. That's great. Yeah, I agree with that.
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I've definitely find myself overly concerned with the investigation and
being like, well, if if he fires him, then we're
all going to start an armed insurrection and right, and
that's probably not a rational way to think about things.
At the same time, you know, we don't want to
get too complacent with this administration, but I think there
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are ways to you know, reject complacency. Well at the
same time, not putting all our eggs in the basket
of where we're going to find a picture of Trump
and putin sixty nine in each other, right exactly, because
we're not going to find that picture anywhere but on
like Bill Maher's Twitter feature, because he would photoshop that
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and be like, yeah, alright, let's get into the news
of the day. Uh, this is actually a story that
we kind of neglected earlier this week, but that I've
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been quite taken with for the past few days. I
just got British on everybody. But so that Southwest flight
in which part of the engine exploded, that flew back
and like crashed into a window which led to somebody
being partially sucked out of the plane. Um what Yeah,
and that person unfortunately passed away from injuries sustained during
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that process. However, it could have been way, way, way worse,
and so Suley got very famous. Uh. The last time
something like this happened, his plane flew through a flock
of geese and got all sorts of fucked up. People
saw the movie. Anyways, this time we have a pilot
who we can actually hear how she navigated this. Uh.
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It is a woman who was the very first HILT like.
I think she was the first woman to even fly
the A team Uh in a really decorated like fighter pilot.
So I think flying a Southwest flight is a little
low stress for her, to say the least. Her name
is Tammy Joe Schultz and we have audio. God, I
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can't wait until she runs for Congress in Illinois. Jesus Christ.
But anyways, that's pretty dope. She sounds like she can
barely stay awake during this crisis. Let's listen to some madia. Yeah,
we have a part of the aircraft that she's still
going to need to float down a bit speed. Is
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your discretion maintain at any aptitude above three thousand feet? Okay?
Could you have the medical there on the runway as well.
We've got injured passengers. Okay, and are you as your
airplane physically on fire. It's not a fire, but part
of it. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry you said there
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was a hole when somebody went out the thirty idiot,
doesn't matter, we'll work it out there. So the airport
just Jesus Christ. I feel like a dick at that.
But but the guy's just like, wait, did you just
say that somebody went out of your fucking plane, like
in the calmest most like and it looks like somebody
went out. Uh so talk about nerves of steel, and
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also just sounding like a librarian, like telling you the
libraries about to close, like Hi, I'm sorry, We're the
doors are closing in fifteen minutes, really calmly and doing
the pilot like and uh, we're going to take it
up to uh feet and uh but yeah, I just love.
The guy was like when he was like, wait, there's
a guy coming. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because
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somebody fell out of your plane. You know what, forget it? Yeah,
what do you need? We need to get plane done?
What a funny thing to say? Doesn't matter too, because
like he's not he's clearly not a callousman, you know
what I mean. He's not saying like, oh, the loss
of human life, it doesn't matter, like but for the
purposes of his job, which is to make sure that
this airplane doesn't like explode or whatever, right, Like, it
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doesn't matter that. There's like, okay, I can't get hung
up on that. We have to move technically correct in
that moment that it doesn't matter. But wow, what stakes
to say doesn't matter in correct context? Right, He's like, sorry,
I I was getting away from myself. Excuse me, because
like she just made it seem like such a fucking
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just matter of fact thing. Part of the plane's missing, right,
did you say that somebody is out of the plane.
It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. Um, all right, And
then before we go to break, we wanted to talk
about we learned some new slang yesterday. Shi learned some
new slang. All the chords to that album. Uh No.
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The d is Official drug slang List is apparently something
you can just go take a look at any time.
Uh and it's pretty amazing. It's like the narc vocabitalist.
It's so dope, you know it's Yeah. This d E
a intelligence report, contains information from a variety of law
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enforcement and open sources. It is designed as a ready
reference for law enforcement personnel who are confronted by many
of the hundreds of slaying terms used to identify a
wide variety of controlled substances with desunder drugs and synthetic compounds.
It's just question marks coming over his head. Okay. So
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you one
of these names, and you try and tell me what
drug this is. Okay, this is so fine, everyone will try. Okay.
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So the first one is Juggler's lament. Uh is sch magma, shmagma,
shmag Let me think of that. Feels like an upper schmagma. No,
I'm gonna say heroin. Okay, Jack, I think I told
you about this one. The weed, Yes, it's weeds. They're
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saying that people are calling weeds, magmaself Okay, made four
like sixteen year old say it on a walkie jockey
to each other and they feel like like the d agents,
like the kids them. I heard him. Okay, how about
this one, um Hamburger helper. That's got to be something
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that looks like ham powdery? Right? Is it Hamburger helpers powdery? Right?
I don't know, man, I just think of a glove.
I think it's when a cartoon glove comes and helps
you cook. Which drug comes in a cartoon glove? Uh? Well,
you'd use plastic gloves to shove heroin up your ass?
You want to go heroin? Yeah, I think I'm gonna
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go crack cocaine, goddamnit. Hamburger help Yeah, hamburger helper, guys,
because it's like you cook it with bacon. Yes, Okay,
how about this one sweet Jesus? I mean that's not
anything jay? Is there something about it being I feel
like one of the big drugs, not an obscure drug.
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It's not a little drug. This is one of the
headline hook me up with a bag of some sweet
Jesus weed, heroin? Goddamn. But the one time, the one
time I don't guess heroin. Yeah. The ones for weed
are really actually out there, like it's it's insane, how
out of touch. Some of these are like one it
said tweed, which I think is a reference to Friday
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when Craig's dad calls, Oh, smoking them tweets and he's like,
it's weed, dad, and they put in I think someone
just went I think that's a word for weed. And
then like other ones are one is is in the word. Yeah,
but tweet is just sort of awful slang. That's a
horrible slang. You can't add one letter to an already
existing word. There's a moment smoochy woochi poucci. You just
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made that up. I did not make that. This is
what the d A. The d e A thinks people
are talking about drugs. It's funny because like I think
this means, like, you know, when there's a warning sign
on a coffee that's like warning, this coffee is hot,
don't pour duffie on your lap. It like comes from
a moment when that actually happened. Really dumb perfect. So
I'm just thinking of the people that the d e
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A encountered who called the drug smoochiochi pucci or whatever, right,
like where they're writing it down. Yeah, they're like, oh god,
this is good. Everyone's going to use this. It's like, oh,
what is this weed? Not smoochy wooci Pucci? Okay, okay,
you're not the wallet inspector. Yeah, this Ismochio Pucci is
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I'm gonna go with cocaine. No, that's actually weed. It's
son of a bitch. Yeah that did you say that earlier? Oh?
Is it snoochy boochies? And they thought it was smoochy?
Oh my god, maybe that's really what it was. I
have I truly have no idea. Wait, what is that
from Clerks? That's wow? I mean all of this could
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just be stuff that one group of friends, you know,
come up with while watching Clerks while watching Friday, and
the cops just assumed everybody said that, right, Or they
get into text message where they're like they said this
or whatever, and they're like, well, if this one person
used it, that must mean we've got to throw it
in the pile, right right, Well that's where four twenty
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came from. Like it's so weird because you think like
four twenties like the code you know, how like one
eight seven is like for like murder or whatever you
would think. No, it was just like a bunch of
teens that would meet every day after school at four
twenty and to be one of those teens and not
have a thirty for thirty about you, like, how dare you?
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Yeah it didn't something wasn't. Where were they I don't remember,
but the fact that there isn't an oral history about
that group of lunkheads that recently, yeah, they got them
to get like they interviewed them, who I think are
probably just the most annoying middle aged dues now they're
probably just like, yeah, I work for Morgan Stanley. You know.
They're the VC people who are like, um, yeah. There's
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also probably thirty different people who claimed that it was
them that made it up. It's like the guy that
invented fantasy baseball, right right? Is that not verifiable? No?
I mean it is. But also like I'm sure there
are a bunch of dudes that were like, yeah, I
was there part of it. Yeah, And with fantasy baseball,
I bet it was invented by multiple people independently of
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each other before twenty has to have had a single Uh,
it's there's a random and specific yeah that would be
an amazing like film, like a mockumentary about two competing
origin stories who are claiming like the title of the
people who no it was us. Yeah, alright, we're chasing
them down. That's our mission. Hell yeah here on the
Daily podcast. A right, We're gonna take a quick break.
(20:01):
We'll be right back, and we're back. So the Comy
memos leaked dropped last night, uh partially redacted Comy memos.
Wall Street Journal is now reporting that the release of
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the memos, the original release of the memos by Comy
is being investigated by the Department of Justice to determine
whether he leaked classified information because I guess some of
the stuff in the memos that he leaked he was like,
well this isn't classified, but then they subsequently made it classified.
Uh yeah, yes exactly. And what's with all this time
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travel bullshit they Trump because it's all fake, because everything's fake,
because all it just requires you to believe that everybody
knows what they're doing, right anyway, I'm clearly they're all
making it up as they go along. I digress. But
if there's a way for Trump and co. To get
at Comey or you know, find a way to prosecute Comy.
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They're going to do that immediately. But so we read
through the memos, or at least we did. I don't
know if you got to look at him, Josh, he
was watching. It's a lot of awkward moments and like
bizarre claims from Trump that are just like piling up. Uh.
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He assures Comey that the p tape story about hiring
Russian prostitutes was untrue because he didn't need to quote
go there meaning hiring prostitutes, which which was so funny.
That's so funny. He's like, yeah, no, I just I would.
I'm not against it, but personally I don't need that.
I had, I had salt. I don't go there. Tracy
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Bingham from bay Watch, Yes, the black one. I'm not racist,
Like that's a percent. He's like defending himself against multiple
things that once, right, Yeah, yeah, just weird sort of
critiques him and his ability to have sex with everybody
in the world that he constantly has going in his mind.
Why would I need to be urinated on by a prostitute?
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I had Linda Hamilton's at the terminator Premier. We were
we went behind the dumpster and I we did it
and I said I'll be back the m uh. But
then this is my favorite detail of that part. Uh
he part. Trump just says two thousand and thirteen out
loud while his mind drifts away. That's how that exchange ends.
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He just goes two and that that's the end. It's
got to be so strange that hearing about how Comey
was like, you know, letting other people know that he
was taking memos and like that was his code for
Like that was a fucking weird conversation I just had
where he would be like, you know, tell I think
other people in the FBI leadership being like, yeah, so
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I've spoke with Trump and I'll be writing him out
mo Like that's all they were just like, oh that
was this code for that meeting, was that it was
getting that weird that like, oh so was it a
memo type conversation? He just speaks in fucking like personal narrative. Twitter.
I mean he's he's human Twitter yeah yes, yeah, no
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Comy specifically, like at one point really sounds like a
robot trying to make sense of just nothing, because he
says like he calls Trump's speaking style jigsaw puzzle like
and just like that it's just different statements, mixed up
and completely out of order. And yeah, Grayson Allen in
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Peter Luker's wearing shorts, Yeah exactly, And it's just like
Grayson Allen from Duke just like he's just like, everyone's like,
what the funk are you saying Graydon Carter? For a second, anyway?
Is that who it is? The Duke basketball player. I
meant to say Graydon Carter, fair guy, But it doesn't
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matter because Trump wearing shorts and just been like, how
do you wear shorts? Peter Luker seat, you know, showing
that he's very sensitive to uh, the many many accounts
of him committing sexual assault. He kept keeps bringing that
up in these memos and at one point defends himself
against claims of sexual assault with particular mention of a stripper,
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which is worth noting because none of the women who
have publicly accused him are strippers. Right, So he's just
apparently we're talking about soon, we're talking about Comy Trump. No,
Comey has assaulted many strippers. Yeah, what Trump is thinking too,
He's just like, Okay, get it out of the way,
let him know how that is true. Okay, that's good. Now,
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you're okay, never happened. Great, I'm innocent there, so as
long as the FBI knows that, I don't know, Like
in his he's playing blackable. Every time a little thing
pops up, he's like, great, Just what I'll do is
I'll go ahead and use mallet, which is bringing it
up apropos of nothing and saying that I didn't do it. Hi,
this is the first time you and I are having
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dinners coworkers, and I just go, yeah, so, you know,
the stripper said that I groped ror some ship. It's
not true anyway, man, how food Like, it's just like
but it's well. The one thing about that is he
would never ask how's your food because he just It
really sounds like Trump is like one of those dolls
with a pool string. He's just like constantly rotating these
(25:29):
different things. Like at one point he's talking to him
just cycling through crowd size at his inauguration, Uh, the
claim that he had mocked that handicapped reporter. Uh, and
then talking about how, yeah, it's just like all his
greatest hits. It's just whatever was on TV about the wall,
(25:49):
I'm presumably yeah. One of the more interesting details is
he offers the completely unnecessary caveat while denying the Russian
collusion story and the Russian p tape story. He just
tells Coomy that Putin once told him we have some
of the most beautiful hookers in the world, which is
weird because there's like weird things redacted around that story.
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And I wonder if that's because he wasn't supposed to
have had conversations with Putin at the point that he's
telling this story, like he had said during the election,
like I've never met the guy, Like I don't, I
don't know him at all. Uh. And according to his
official timeline, now he met Putin for the first time
at the G twenty in July of two thousand seventeen.
(26:36):
He fired Comy May of two thousand seventeen. So he
is talking about having talked to Putin and some stuff
Putin told him about hookers before he's supposed to have
ever met him. Um, clearly they met right well. But
also it's just having like some fucker like Trump would
lie about just to be like, you know, the president
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of ex country told me how good the hookers are,
you know what I mean, Like as if that gives
him some kind of cachet or some ship to go,
you know what I mean, Like, let me tell you,
I know everything about Like I know everything about the
popular opinion of hookers of sex workers. I love woke
Trump sex workers. This is another interesting thing too, that
the news always is saying prostitute, prostitute, and I feel like,
(27:19):
shouldn't they be saying sex workers? Yeah, but they but
they want to sort of grease it up, so they
want to say prostute. Anyway. From this point, I would
say sex works, Russian sex workers on Trump. Russian sect
would be peat on him anyway. So yeah, woke Trump, Yeah,
woke Trump is so funny to just be like, listen,
gender is a many splendored thing, like to see like
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anything woke coming out of that, just like awful fucking
He kind of recently to me, reminds me of like
a frog from Wind in the Willows. He definitely right, Yeah, absolutely, yeah, Yeah.
I feel like there's an underrated like frog comparison to
Trump that just isn't being exploited by our nation's political cartoonists.
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I feel like I'm trying to call them out. You're
fucking slacking political cartoonists. Yeah, make him look like a
weird frog, making him look like a weird frog guy.
And also because none of it has been relevant or
made any sense for about fifty years now. Yeah, I
feel like political cartoonists are just drawing pictures of David Hogg,
(28:24):
right right, That's what they're doing now. I feel like
that's what they do now, And I think that says
a lot about how we as a country value illustration.
Uh And just last little detail I wanted to pull
from the memo is that at one point he asks
if he Comy thinks Trump did a good job on
the Bill O'Reilly Show, which is just like, wow, so pathetic,
(28:45):
Hey did I do good? What do you think? Do
you think I did good? But yeah, now now Comy
has moved on, he's hanging out with the Wu Tang clan. Yeah,
jus took a picture backstage with method Man and yeah, exactly,
fucking like the biggest boy scout ship cop ever. Like
that's so I'm also kind of sick of like this
(29:06):
new I'm out here, James, comey dude whatever. Like it's
so funny because in the I think on the Daily
Today he was talking about how he was like, you know,
I don't want my like self righteousness or my ego
to get the best of me of blah blah blah.
And it almost sounds like you kind of sort of
are with this like press tour. He's been doing fun
really being so like I don't know, he's just had
(29:29):
this little bit of swagger about him that it seems
different than how he was before all of this point.
But yeah, because dude, if you have like super important
information about the country, uh that would lead to the
country moving in a certain direction, you don't sell a
book about it, you know what I mean, Like if
you were like the head of the FBI. So like,
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even so, the FBI sucks, like historically has just been
used to just trample over various people of the left forever.
And if you take the insane thing to me, which
is believing the FBI is like a good organization and
like has emeritus place in America, then not using the
(30:12):
information within the system to effect change and instead going
on col bear with your information and hanging out with
the Woo tank plan like posting pictures on Instagram of
all that ship like says like, oh, you're just trying
to be a celeb. But you know, there's something that No,
he's definitely not a good you know, figurehead for the
(30:36):
left to like get behind. He spent his career in
trapping mentally disabled Muslims into saying they're going to commit
fucking terrorists attacks and like, you know. So there are
two legal actions that are in the news. The U. S.
Attorney's Office has been meeting with Andrew McCabe's legal team
(30:58):
in recent weeks. Uh based lee that's funded by a
go fund me Jesus Christ, and they're trying to determine
whether McCabe is going to be prosecuted for his leaks
of information to the media. I guess um, and for
not being like fully transparent. The Inspector General report was
(31:18):
apparently scathing about Andrew McCabe. So that's that. Does the
inspect your general have to wear a special hat? Yes? Uh,
it has to be a fox catcher, I believe, with
a monocle tight uh. And then Inspector General Uh. And
(31:42):
then the Democratic Party filed a lawsuit doing Russia campaign. Great,
great job, that'll do a bunch, right, I guess we're
gonna Russia. The Democratic the d n C filed a
suit against Nixon backed and Watergate, but yeah, I don't know. Partially,
(32:03):
you might think, well, like it can't hurt. Every little
bit helps. But at the same time, anything that suggests
that the Democratic Party is not taking ownership of the
huge l they took in two thousands is probably not
a good thing. Yeah, we're gonna sue you lost. It
wasn't because, yeah, we don't even know where the funk
(32:24):
we are at the party. It's like that, it's mixed up,
it's lost. That's the most Gwyneth Paltrow asked, fucking thing
like it's like we've tried like Google, like like the
fucking like, what's the Flanders parents the moment where Flanders
parents are like, we tried nothing and we're all out
of ideas. That's exactly this moment for the Democrats where
(32:47):
it's like, why don't we fucking sue them? Hell, yeah,
sue Russia. And a bunch of dudes in this like
really tacky kitchen like drinking huge glasses of wine are like,
oh that's bad. Yeah, let's be bad around at the
I think, I mean, on one side it could be
(33:07):
coordinated because they think somehow they can conjure up some
documents or testimony or whatever. Yeah, like there's another way
to put more pressure on the administration. But yeah, at
the same time, I think if this is in any
way trying to be as like an excuse or a
justification for like the outcome of the election, I think
that's like pretty misguided. But also I don't think that's
exactly why, but clearly I feel like that's also part
(33:30):
of it too. It's like the lawsuit is about the
fact that well, because of this, the election was swayed
to the Republicans. Here's a quick question that I have, um,
just to step back, I think the Democratic Party right
has like a pretty singular line on Putin, which is
that he's a totally insane lunatic who doesn't know what
he's doing. He's capable of creating uh and sewing chaos
(33:52):
in America and fixing our elections, right, which is like
a totally coherent like thing that he both is like
the stupidest man in the world, doesn't know what he's doing,
but also can take over right now regardless. The thing
is that he's dangerous, So why are they constantly trying
to provoke him? Like on one level, like it's like
(34:13):
it's just seems like a run up to an unnecessary
war with a very unstable leader who also has a
bunch of nukes. That's what the right is always pointing out.
He's like, what, like, it's not a terrible thing to
not want to start ship with Russia. Like, for what
are we trying to prove? There's so many Like so
(34:34):
I'm willing to completely compromise and say that Russia had
some sort of something to do with the election. Right,
Let's just say that they did something that they were
the push, the final push. He still needed all the
other ship to go wrong that the Democrats did, right,
And so is the answer war because it sure seems
(34:54):
like we're ramping up to that ship. I don't know.
I mean, on one hand, it seems like from the
White House standpoint, they don't really want to do anything,
so in that sense, I don't see it from the
administration that sure, but also told Russia well in advance,
these are the places we're hitting, and they were places
that the Russians weren't operating. I mean, like, you know,
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it was done in a way that was the least
provocative version to Russia any bombing, right, and the most
kind of sort of like raw raw type ship. It
was more of like a flirtatious bombing. It was like yeah,
a little yeah, sure, um on like a city without
declaring war on it. Yeah. Well, that brings up all
the other questions about the executive power that he has
(35:37):
and what that means for other conflicts that may arrive.
And super quick, huge thanks to Obama for not getting
rid of those so that a bunch of Yosemite Sam's
could fucking convince the dude who was in multiple WrestleManias
to almost start World War three. Like super tight of
Obama to keep those there, to keep the powers there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
although he did try and get Congress's approval, but that
(35:59):
was more about him just not wanting to put us
in more. I mean, all of this goes back to
going to a war in Iraq, right, and it's like, oh,
you could have undid the things. Obama really could have
undid the things. Uh and you know, used his constitutional
law knowledge that he was a scholar on and could
have really done a lot of cool chit boy. Oh boy,
(36:20):
well whoops, all right, we're gonna take a quick break
and we'll be right back after that. And we're back
and uh, so so we have some weed news. Uh
(36:43):
I said that like a cool person, right. Uh. So
Schumer recently introduced a bill decriminalizing weed. Yeah, decriminalizing sh
magma feel free to smoke on your smag. So yeah
he announced. I mean it was an amazing marketing move,
like with Vice News during Weed Week that Chuck Schumer
(37:07):
sits down with them and sign a bong for them
that he's going to introduce ability. He signed a form.
It was like, good wit, he really did this as
part of a Vice Yeah. Like this it's like Weed
Week once. It is incredible. So like, yeah, I'm pretty
sure he used Vice to tease it, because that's how
fucking tight he is, so Jack Lemon and Glengarry Glen
(37:30):
Rosstet and I fucking love it, and I love any
moment where he had to be so embarrassed because he's
a long time rich piece of ship, you know, like
Wall Street tied fucking just the worst minority leader in
like our lifetime, one of the worst, uh and worst
meaning like not in his ideas but in his effectiveness
as at his job. But like he had to be
(37:54):
so fucking like uh indignant during that bong signing. He
had just had to have like an inner moment where
he had to just like sigh, like this is where
we're like a like Iannucci moment, you know. And I
love that he had to feel that because fuck that fraud.
So I mean, like the all the bill does is
just sort of decriminalizes it, and I think, uh takes
(38:17):
it off the list the list of lists of controlled
substances and then give states authority how to regulate it.
But you know, it's one of those bills that doesn't
really do ship because if you're not talking about people
who are locked up for it, funk that kind of
a bill, Like I think, you know, Corey Booker had
a Marijuana Justice Act that was like, you know, gonna
eliminate its status is Schedule one drug and require federal
courts to like expunge people's records and uh to like
(38:40):
related to use of possession. You know, Like that's the
kind of ship that needs to happen because if we're
really going to go there, like let's address like the
damage that this prohibition is done, but it needs to
go beyond that, and there needs to be like a
form of reparations with this money. Yeah, there's other ones, Yeah,
suggesting like of giving people a piece of the new
legal market or whatever, because that's a new revenue stream.
(39:01):
Because this is this is economic imperialism. What we're seeing
now is like we have allowed um wealth inequality to
grow so much that the formal economy now needs to
incorporate the illicit economy into itself in order to keep
sustaining itself. You see it, And like, you know, think
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the only real places that have like surpluses now are
like weed states, And it's just incorporating something that already
existed in our societal economy into the like okay, a
taxable economy, and so now like if it doesn't involve
like real redistribution, like white people are completely owning it
(39:44):
because they locked up all the other people who ever
did it right and the like, Which brings us to
Mitch McConnell, who's also putting a bill out about, you know,
relaxing the laws on growing hemp, like for industrial hemp
because in Kentucky makes sense for him because a lot
of the tobacco farmers are like a tobacco is not
really the thing anymore, uh, and they really want to
grow hemp. So now he's on that train I can't
(40:06):
imagine who he's invested with in that, just like John Bayner.
But yeah, so those are some things happening. It seems
weird that it's all happening during this week. Maybe just
stellar marketing from both party. Uh yeah, it's kind of
a bumber that the people who created all the injustice,
like the politicians and that class of people are the
ones who are now like and now we're gonna profit
(40:27):
off of the because John Bayner is like, hey, man,
like I can go in there, I could probably turn
some heads. So give me fifty seven of your company.
I mean, I'm the smoking guy. Come on, man, um
that means seriously, like that is just like the fact
that there are people in jail, Yeah, exactly for like
(40:50):
life sentences under like three strikes laws or whatever. Like
I'm sure there are still people the violent offenders the
funk out of prison. Like it's like, what fucking Chuck
Schumer has the fucking nerve to go and sign a
bong while literally anyone's in prison for minor possession. Well
it's crazy to when they asked him like what helped
(41:11):
you come around and he said it was the polling. Yeah, no, ship,
she said the loud part part loud, you know what
I mean, And that's why that's why this bill is
like like it doesn't go far enough. I hope this
brings this kind of a debate to the floor when
if this is really something that's going to happen. But yeah,
I can't believe you literally admitted like, well, what what
(41:32):
made you change your mind? Oh? Popular opinion changed, And
so I have no personal stance or values of any start.
I am a modern neoliberal democrat. I just do whatever
the people want to do, right And well, at first
he did say the thing where you know, too many
lives have been ruined, etcetera. And they has to say
that and then goes, oh yeah, well then the polling
(41:54):
I love that. That Kennedy they trotted out earlier this
year is still like railing anti marijuana. Yeah the red
big time. Oh he's antiwed. Oh yeah, huge, big time.
You what is wrong with him? Oh I've eat generations
of inbreeding, I mean off the top ophelia. Probably it's
(42:15):
like that. I didn't. I didn't realize that about everyone.
I was so everyone was so taken aback by his
just sort of like stance on everything else that yeah. Interesting.
Uh well, assuming he doesn't rise to too much power.
They are speculating that legal weed will out sell soda
within fifteen years. Good yeah, Fox Soda man, except for Lacroix,
(42:37):
Sweet Sweet, Lacroix still looking for that sponsorship. They might
not be listening, literally, haven't asked. I think obviously, because
people are getting a little more aware of the terrible,
terrible effects of soda opening their minds. They're opening their minds. Bro,
you know, don't want that sugar water? All right, I'm
not Edgar from Men in Black. Uh so that's thank
(42:59):
you sugar in water? Is that sanon Felt? Uh yeah,
thank you Son and Felt Joint and you're back. So
they were saying that legal cannabis industry will probably reach
the seventy five billion mark in sales by stand so
the attacks that the being houbis things stands for a billion. Yeah,
(43:21):
and then the soda. I think that, yeah, the soda
is gonna be much less than that because I think
that's where it's at right now. Good buck soda man.
I I'm sure soda is going down right and legal
weed obviously, well yeah, I think that's why a lot
of these soda companies are starting to invest in these
health food brands to like Pepsi, like they have such
huge steaks and like all the like natural food business too,
(43:42):
because they know writing is on the wall. You gotta
get your foot on that life ralf. Yeah, people are
going to realize that this ship is poison and killing us, right,
but I love a Current's nectar though. Oh boy, they're
looking for that curr's nector re sponsorship. Man, you know
how to target the top nurse. The fortune Current is
(44:03):
like a fucking pixie stick, like like I think it's sugar.
I feel like it's like nine eleven for your body.
Uh twenty is seven eleven nine eleven. By the way,
that's a lot of numbers. I'm checking your math. Actually
that works out even Twitter. All right, let's get into
(44:31):
Bloyd Watch. So the royal wedding is less than a
month away. What is this segment? This is blood Washed?
You have been here on a Friday. Oh yeah. So
we look at the tabloids because people are reading them
as they check out at grocery stores, uh every day,
(44:52):
And so we we actually look at the articles behind
the headlines because they love to like put some crazy
shit on the cover and then on the inside it's
just nothing. Billionaire turns two. Look at his forty two
year old departner. Um, So one of the big stories
(45:14):
on the cover of US Weekly. Uh, it's all royal,
all the top secret I do details and it's the
Royal couple. Uh. And at the bottom says plus why
the Obama's really aren't going, which suggests that there's like
some conspiracy or something. And the explanation is just the
(45:36):
fact that they didn't want to invite the Trumps, and
so they didn't feel like they could invite the Obamas
or any other political family because it would have been
improper if like they didn't feel like they could invite
the Trumps because they didn't want the Obamas to come,
Like that would be the number one story on Trudge
on US Weekly, like because the Royals hate the Obamas.
(46:00):
But no, they just gloss over it. They're like, you know,
they don't want to invite the trump So having the
Trumps there could jeopardize attendance. Now source says it was
mutually decided it would be wise. It's so weird when
like an outmoded form of governance that's just basically gasping
its last breath. It's like, nah, not you. Yeah, We're
(46:23):
like yeah, generations ago before any of you were born,
people decided that we didn't matter. But we don't like you.
Bye bitch um. A couple other stories that are everywhere. Uh,
there's the Chloe Kardashian story. Uh, you know, right as
she was going into labor, there were multiple videos of
(46:44):
Tristan Thompson cheating on her. Uh, And so I heard
a conspiracy theory from inside sources. I think it was
a ring or podcast that Chris Jenner set the whole
thing up to create chaos and basically break them up
because she didn't like Tristan. Holy shit palace entry, I know,
(47:08):
and like these are our royals obviously, but like the
videos are weirdly, Like everybody the second they came out,
we're like, I mean, obviously this wouldn't be set up,
because why would it be. But it looks set up
like the girls like looking back at the camera and
like it just all looks very like it's like the
most salacious parts, like she grabs his crot she like
(47:29):
buries his head in the chest, they kiss, it's like
all this like damning. There's not even like any gray
area with you, right, Oh, this is pure yeah, And
why is there a camera there? And whose feeling? I
guess because it's a nightclub, you know, like I'd imagine, yeah,
you have tapes there, but who knows if they knew
that and could get that. But everything like it's like this,
this is the same ship as Comy. It's like, yeah,
(47:50):
you're gonna sell it. Chris Jenner is gonna like ruin
her fucking daughter's life. This is her first child, I assume, yes,
close first. Yeah, so during like life changing, super important
moment in your life, to have your mom be like,
oh my god, did you see what your boyfriend did?
Even even if it's not real, the fact that it
(48:12):
could happen, that your mom could do this, and that
everyone in America knows that your mom could release videos
of your partners cheating as a human is coming out
of your is so nut. But this is like a
horror movie. I know, it totally lines up with I mean,
(48:35):
this is the way she's built her media empire is
by exploiting tragedy and you know, drama in the lives
of her children and creating it. I mean, you know,
she's the showrunner of the Lives of her family. So
and then the only other story on my end I
had star in Touch and US Weekly, the only other
story that was widely covered as Carrie Underwood came out.
(48:57):
So there's this weird thing on New Year's Her face
was badly injured. She had to get forty stitches in
her face. She wouldn't show her face to anybody, but
was just like really building up, like you guys are
gonna like freak out when you see me. I look
totally different. Just be ready, just be ready. And she
finally showed her face this week, and you guys, it
(49:18):
is weird because she doesn't look at all different and
there's no way she got forty stitches. So people are like, wait,
what the funk were you doing? Like, what are you
talking about? What is it that different? I'm really looking
at No, it's it's not different at all. It looks legitimately.
I just that there's just a like a line B.
Why did she get fell down or something? I'm not
(49:42):
sure it has to be that she was wasted, right,
I Mean, I don't know too many people who fall
and don't break their fall with their hands. When I
was black to the fun all. I know people who
have bucked fiftied themselves with like broken wine glasses, like
falling down on a wine glass buck. Yeah. Yeah, you
(50:03):
don't know anyway, not more you know. Uh So anyway, Yeah,
so what else we got on? In Okay? Kate Hudson
is having twin girls just like nothing great. It's an announcement. Basically,
they paid to announce that, much like how Pink paid
to announce it. This is how she's raising strong children. Well,
but they're paying her. I mean they're paying her, I
(50:23):
mean for access to the photographs her. But she needs
it because she's whatever. She must be selling an album
or a book or whatever. You know, that's the machine
feeds itself. Uh So the inquirer gets interesting. Uh. Oh
J's son watched dad murder Nicole. Uh and this is
based on throwback O. J's friend who is dying told
them that is it the guy from the interview or
(50:47):
from the documentary? You know that voice is amazing. I
was like, yeah, oh, Jay's dad, Gay's part of that movie.
Just threw that out there. That movie was so not
in the middle of It's like, yeah, man, we saw
him rope. It was kissing Okay with that, that that
(51:13):
implication that like O J lost his mind because Ron
Goldman was gay, Like it was like but that was
like what was sort of implied. That's what I got
out of it. That's interesting. Huh. Well, look that's not
as good as the then blading Meredith Vieira, who may
be responsible for Matt Lowerd's divorce, not the fact that
he could be a sex crime. Uh it was this
(51:34):
woman's fault in this reality, yes, because as we know,
this is the darker corner of Donald Trump's imagination. Uh
So National Examiner again, the one tabloid that's just for
octogenarians and up. Uh, I mean, I don't understand any
of these people. It's nineteen sixties child stars. Where are
they now? I don't know who Jane North is or
(51:56):
Lisa Loring or Lauren Chapping, any of those names ring
a bell? Okay, well again that's why this are but
I do need to know where. And then also the
top part is free inside twenty second stroke test that
will save your life, which I'm pretty sure is just
sort of you raise your arms above your head and
you smile, and then you have to like say like
(52:18):
a sentence, right, right, Mariska Harta Gay is on the cover.
You know that, because what is is she in Jag
or Lawn Order? Come on now? I think she probably
has made some special appearances in Jack. Hell yeah, there's
crossover episodes and then last the Globe Humiliated Milania shocking
reason she'll never divorce Trump World Exclusive. The only thing
(52:41):
that is weird because so this is am I. This
is Trump's homie who like runs this and all stories
seeing specifically approved by, if not directly inspired by Trump's
like pull string talking points. So it's weird that they're
like talking about how she can never leave him. But
Trump does have a history of like basically leaking to
(53:05):
tabloids that he was cheating on someone, right, Yeah, that's
like his thing. He doesn't want to like leak that
he's a good husbander, like you know, na the like
all those rumors aren't true. He leaks that they are
true because he wants everybody to know how much sex
he's having right his kids. God, I wish his secret
was just that he was so impotent, you know what
I mean. That's why it's like, yeah, so I'm having
(53:27):
an affair or whatever, and like all these women were
actually paid to just admit that they had sex quote
unquote with Donald Trump or something. It'd be so funny.
One of them just said that, right, you could just
say that, right, Like I I'm calling on any porn
performer to just say it, you know, but just do
it because it's funny. It's not nothing's going to happen,
(53:49):
but just be like, yeah, he paid me to say
that we fucked, but actually, you know, make something weird up,
like oh, he just made me like playing a pile
of wet leaves and he just watched and said, oh my,
this is nice. Yeah. Yeah, just make some ship up.
Just say it. It's just it'll be fun. At the
same time, the last time we really emasculated a sitting president,
(54:11):
we got the first Iraq War. Yeah, so don't call
him chicken, Yeah, chien. So she won't dump him? Right?
Is that the exclusive is that they had just spoke
to a relationship expert who's just wildly speculating. That's the
only exclusive thing about this, and the I guess the
conclusion that she drew was exclusive, but basically saying, well,
(54:34):
she knew what she was getting into. Uh, he's never
been faithful, so it's not that she was surprised, but
she's so devoted to Baron and keeping the family together
for his sake, she will endure the end basically, but
with a lot of extra words being like written around
it that essentially just say the same thing. You know,
he is who he is, He is who he is.
He is a penis with a wig on, essentially, Josh,
(54:57):
it has been wonderful having you as all. Thank you
Stone on this holiday. Uh. Where where can people find you?
You can find me on Twitter at shut up androwsky Um.
I have a show called Democracy Dies After Dark Thursday
the twenty six of this month, this upcoming Thursday in
(55:19):
Los Angeles, and I have a podcast called Left Coast
with Sar June. Yeah. Let we just put out a
new episode about Marxist feminism which rules, and it's just
kind of looking at the different types of feminism and uh,
including an analysis of who's in power and how power
has to do and that was really cool to learn about.
(55:40):
Nice check that ship out. Miles. Where can people find you?
Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Great.
You can follow me on Twitter at Jack under Squirrel Brian.
You can follow us on Twitter at Daily Zeygeist. We're
on Instagram at the Daily Zycheist. We have Facebook fan
page and a website Daily ziegeist dot com where we
post our episodes and foot or link off to the
(56:02):
information that we talked about in today's episode. That is
going to do it for today, Miles? Yes, what are
you going to write us out? And I was trying
to pick so many songs because I have so many
songs I want to share, and you know, today I
was just one track was like a Japanese producer beat
song that I thought maybe to do and then I
just had to think, wait, what is a song that
(56:23):
I always just like to smoke too? And Spodi Odi
Dope Polishes by Outcast is by far one of the
greatest songs to just bump in your car and just smoke.
Now I'm not saying smoking draft. Wait, I'm not advocating
for that rap, you know, but yeah, who knows exactly. Anyway,
I just have to shout this song out. It has
an amazing horn line, the groove is amazing. It's just
(56:43):
a often amazing album. So yes, Spodiodi dopolish by Outcast
on the album with Clem and I that is taking
us out and you guys have an amazing weekend and
be safe and love each other. Can I make a
shout out to Getting Stone Music? Yeah, real quick seemon
day see Monday, Yes see y M A N D
E like a European funk fan. Uh and their first album. Uh.
(57:09):
Just listen to it while you're high in driving drive
wall high. It's funny. Don't do that. Please please do it.
That's gonna do it for this week. We will be
back on Monday. Talk to you guys then bye. Don't
do it. May short link is clean needing chicken. Little
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playing out soon and cry bolts wild and the whole
of their just want to fight. But in actuality, it's
only about three am and three nigga ships. Don't got
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my spoiling oh that dopblicious angel, I can't remember that
damn thing like yesterday. The way she moved reminded me
of a brown statue Honts with skates on, you know,
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smell of sweet. In the play the games with extra served,
eyes steaming like folk character piece, just blinding and Nick
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felt like I checked the whole or that presidential My
heart would be so damn fast, never knowing this moment
would bring another life into this world. Funny how ship
come together? Sometimes you did. One moment you freaquent the
booty clubs, and the next folk years. You want somebody
that want to raising your own young young Now that's
a beautiful thing. That's if you're on top of your
game and man enough to handle real life. And said Jason,
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that is I can't gamble feeding baby on that dope.
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you back because you had cloudy piss. So now you're
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Hello the Internet, and welcome to season twenty seven, episode
five book Darren Daly's night cast. Yeah for April twenty, two,
thousand eighteen. It's Hitler's birthday. Oh and also for my
name is Jack O'Brien AK and Mark Wahlberg. It's the
only not high person in the studio and I am
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thrilled to be joined as always by my co host
Mr Miles Gray. Last danswer MYSA one time to kill
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Mr Miles Petty. Yeah, thank you so much to add
I think genius certified genius on Twitter for that AK
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on this lovely holiday. Uh and Jack, and I just
asked you straight up, do you hate me? Oh? No,
I just want to make sure the direction anyway. Yes, Yeah,
hey guys show it's a very special thing. Also the
anniversary of the swamp rabbit incident when Jimmy Carter was
(01:05):
fishing and a enraged rabbit came after him and tried
to attack his boat thirty nine years ago that we
all removed to our attention by Alana Mailer or Maller. Uh. Yeah,
I don't know what's a swamp rabbit? Yeah, a rabbit.
He was fishing in a lake in Georgia and a
rabbit just came at him and started attacking his boat
and he had to like beat it off with an
(01:26):
oar uh, which really seems like the sort of thing
that would happen while you're high. I think, yeah, more store,
you'd make up right like a man. This swamp rabbit
came at me. There is an actual photograph of the event,
so look that up. We are thrilled to be joined
in our third seat by the hilarious comedian, the skateboarding
(01:48):
Rabbi himself, Mr Josh Androwsky. Bobba stayoba hooba stank. What's
that's freeze? Yeah? Who staying right now? Oh man, I
got high already alicipation of the show. And then I
(02:10):
hit you with that magic stick. Yeah that was real
fun um And I am just moving up and down
in my chair a lot. Right now. I was in
the bathroom. Took way too long in the bathroom. There's
a laundry going on in your bathroom, so it's like
uncomfortable to like sit on the toilet there because you
feel like you're in the middle of someone's living room. Well, hey,
(02:31):
it's it's fine. It was. Yeah, I'm too high and
I'm ready to fucking get weird. Yeah, let's talk. Hell yeah, dude, Josh,
you are just I made reference to skateboarding rabbi. You
once were on the prices right on mushrooms. Correct, Yes, yes,
your honor, and that's that's that's to you on the
(02:52):
evening of No. And people couldn't look that up on you. Yes, amazing. Well,
what happens like when you get to one comedians to
all do mushrooms, is that one of them is guaranteed
to be on This American Life. Twenty comedians all do
mushrooms together. There you go. Yeah. I told Drew carry
I was a skateboarding rabbi on television, and then they
(03:15):
cut out a bunch of parts. Uh, and then I
said the highest thing that's ever been said before on
TV in that moment, So, like long story short, I
was kind of blacked out, and uh. I just looked
at Drew Carrey and he like put the microphone in
(03:36):
front of my face while right after I had spun
the wheel, and he's like, is there anyone you want
to say hello too? And I said, I just want
to say how to everybody who loves music. Uh, and
that is on television. That's the highest thing I think
that's ever been said on premium network network television. Most definitely, Josh,
(04:01):
what's something from your search history that is revealing about
who you are at this moment? I would say, you
can always know what what my mental state is, how
depressed I am by how much British Antiques road Show
I'm watching to try to turn my brain off to politics,
because it's just the calmest, nicest show, Like they have
(04:24):
ship like no joke. In one episode it was like,
here's the very soul that cornwallis surrendered to the Americans
to end the occupation of America and start the independence
of the United States of America. It is worth the
number you cannot put on it. And and the person
who's sort it is was like, you know when the
(04:46):
person like appraised it as worth like you knows fifty
zillion dollars or whatever, the response was, well, isn't that
a tickle? If you want the smallest mood? If you
just want to have a tiny mood, why you can't, Uh,
what is something you think is underrated? Getting too high
(05:11):
and having a panic attack? People really fucking sleep on that,
because it's the thing that people complain about, like, oh,
I get too high, I get anxiety, I have to
pank attack. But how else are you going to be
forced by your own brain to confront every problem you're
currently running away from, you know what I mean? Interesting? Yeah,
I think some people, Yeah, I can get anxiety. I
(05:33):
think for sure. That's some of the times when people say, oh, man,
mushrooms are so great. Sometimes when you really have a
bad trip, it really is because you're like, man, I'm
really fucking up. I could be hoping my mom out.
You're like, wow, okay, that was a terrible eight hours.
But you know what, Mom, I will take out the
trash and I'm not gonna say fuck you as I
do it. So yeah, I do feel like I've been
(05:55):
running away from the fact that I don't know what
to do with my hands my whole life, and getting
too high has always helped me confront that fear. What
is something that you think is overrated? I think the
current legalization process of weed is overrated because men men
(06:17):
and talked about this. Yeah, basically just that John Bayner
is like making millions of dollars doing the thing that
a bunch of people of color are currently in prison.
For you know that that's okay, is overrated. I would say,
like people are just sort of being like, yeah, legalize it,
(06:38):
and then not looking at the systems of power that
are now right right right, which is like vcs up
in uh, like Silicon Valley, like tech millionaires and billionaires
and fucking tobacco companies right well, I think yeah too.
It's what's good are some of the bills that people
are putting in certain states. You know, they're trying to
they're expunging people's records and letting people out prison. I
(07:00):
think that that has to happen simultaneously, for you know,
the legalization thing would really be a really dope thing
for the country and you know the people. Yeah, yeah,
but John Banner needs a break. I think we can
all agree. I mean yeah, I mean, you know, things
need to happen. He's been getting high. You could tell.
He just looks like it. I mean the way he
smokes cigarettes. You can only see him, which being like
(07:22):
smoking at golfed with him and said he smoked a
cigarette on every hole that wasn't a Part three, which
is a lot of cigarettes. Jesus to burn through. Hey, baby,
how you look young? You get this vaunted Bayner looks.
And finally, Josh, what is a myth? What's something people
think it's true that you know to be false, that
(07:45):
your material life will be affected in any way by
the James Comey Mueller investigation, Russia, FBI blah blah blah. Right,
you just think in sync. I feel like Jack and
I have been saying the exact same thing a few
times now. That's tight, But having that best friend thing,
you feel like it's kind of we're overrating it by
(08:05):
living and dying with every sort of little drip and
drab of information because fundamentally, your material conditions, your bank
account and your electric bill and your health insurance, like
the things that dominate your everyday life will not change
at all based on this, So don't fucking stress about
(08:27):
it so much too. Yeah, it's not like it's not
like Mueller's investigating income inequality, right, would getting sat about that? Yeah?
Robert Mueller's like, actually, you know what, Ship's like really
unfair that if he just keeps investigating other things. It's like,
why do bad things happen to good people? Mueller's on
(08:49):
the case, right, he's like about the prison industrial comflict.
Do we think about that? What am I even trying
to indict these people into? And what I think Michael
Cohen is gonna be a better person after this experience.
I think Michael Collan it's going to be a better
I love Stoned Fueler. That's great. Yeah, I agree with that.
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I've definitely find myself overly concerned with the investigation and
being like, well, if if he fires him, then we're
all going to start an armed insurrection and right, and
that's probably not a rational way to think about things.
At the same time, you know, we don't want to
get too complacent with this administration, but I think there
(09:37):
are ways to you know, reject complacency. Well at the
same time, not putting all our eggs in the basket
of where we're going to find a picture of Trump
and putin sixty nine in each other, right exactly, because
we're not going to find that picture anywhere but on
like Bill Maher's Twitter feature, because he would photoshop that
(09:57):
and be like, yeah, alright, let's get into the news
of the day. Uh, this is actually a story that
we kind of neglected earlier this week, but that I've
(10:17):
been quite taken with for the past few days. I
just got British on everybody. But so that Southwest flight
in which part of the engine exploded, that flew back
and like crashed into a window which led to somebody
being partially sucked out of the plane. Um what Yeah,
and that person unfortunately passed away from injuries sustained during
(10:42):
that process. However, it could have been way, way, way worse,
and so Suley got very famous. Uh. The last time
something like this happened, his plane flew through a flock
of geese and got all sorts of fucked up. People
saw the movie. Anyways, this time we have a pilot
who we can actually hear how she navigated this. Uh.
(11:06):
It is a woman who was the very first HILT like.
I think she was the first woman to even fly
the A team Uh in a really decorated like fighter pilot.
So I think flying a Southwest flight is a little
low stress for her, to say the least. Her name
is Tammy Joe Schultz and we have audio. God, I
(11:28):
can't wait until she runs for Congress in Illinois. Jesus Christ.
But anyways, that's pretty dope. She sounds like she can
barely stay awake during this crisis. Let's listen to some madia. Yeah,
we have a part of the aircraft that she's still
going to need to float down a bit speed. Is
(11:49):
your discretion maintain at any aptitude above three thousand feet? Okay?
Could you have the medical there on the runway as well.
We've got injured passengers. Okay, and are you as your
airplane physically on fire. It's not a fire, but part
of it. And I'm sorry, I'm sorry you said there
(12:12):
was a hole when somebody went out the thirty idiot,
doesn't matter, we'll work it out there. So the airport
just Jesus Christ. I feel like a dick at that.
But but the guy's just like, wait, did you just
say that somebody went out of your fucking plane, like
in the calmest most like and it looks like somebody
went out. Uh so talk about nerves of steel, and
(12:36):
also just sounding like a librarian, like telling you the
libraries about to close, like Hi, I'm sorry, We're the
doors are closing in fifteen minutes, really calmly and doing
the pilot like and uh, we're going to take it
up to uh feet and uh but yeah, I just love.
The guy was like when he was like, wait, there's
a guy coming. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter because
(12:59):
somebody fell out of your plane. You know what, forget it? Yeah,
what do you need? We need to get plane done?
What a funny thing to say? Doesn't matter too, because
like he's not he's clearly not a callousman, you know
what I mean. He's not saying like, oh, the loss
of human life, it doesn't matter, like but for the
purposes of his job, which is to make sure that
this airplane doesn't like explode or whatever, right, Like, it
(13:22):
doesn't matter that. There's like, okay, I can't get hung
up on that. We have to move technically correct in
that moment that it doesn't matter. But wow, what stakes
to say doesn't matter in correct context? Right, He's like, sorry,
I I was getting away from myself. Excuse me, because
like she just made it seem like such a fucking
(13:44):
just matter of fact thing. Part of the plane's missing, right,
did you say that somebody is out of the plane.
It doesn't matter, It doesn't matter. Um, all right, And
then before we go to break, we wanted to talk
about we learned some new slang yesterday. Shi learned some
new slang. All the chords to that album. Uh No.
(14:06):
The d is Official drug slang List is apparently something
you can just go take a look at any time.
Uh and it's pretty amazing. It's like the narc vocabitalist.
It's so dope, you know it's Yeah. This d E
a intelligence report, contains information from a variety of law
(14:26):
enforcement and open sources. It is designed as a ready
reference for law enforcement personnel who are confronted by many
of the hundreds of slaying terms used to identify a
wide variety of controlled substances with desunder drugs and synthetic compounds.
It's just question marks coming over his head. Okay. So
what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna read you one
of these names, and you try and tell me what
drug this is. Okay, this is so fine, everyone will try. Okay.
(14:50):
So the first one is Juggler's lament. Uh is sch magma, shmagma,
shmag Let me think of that. Feels like an upper schmagma. No,
I'm gonna say heroin. Okay, Jack, I think I told
you about this one. The weed, Yes, it's weeds. They're
(15:13):
saying that people are calling weeds, magmaself Okay, made four
like sixteen year old say it on a walkie jockey
to each other and they feel like like the d agents,
like the kids them. I heard him. Okay, how about
this one, um Hamburger helper. That's got to be something
(15:34):
that looks like ham powdery? Right? Is it Hamburger helpers powdery? Right?
I don't know, man, I just think of a glove.
I think it's when a cartoon glove comes and helps
you cook. Which drug comes in a cartoon glove? Uh? Well,
you'd use plastic gloves to shove heroin up your ass?
You want to go heroin? Yeah, I think I'm gonna
(15:54):
go crack cocaine, goddamnit. Hamburger help Yeah, hamburger helper, guys,
because it's like you cook it with bacon. Yes, Okay,
how about this one sweet Jesus? I mean that's not
anything jay? Is there something about it being I feel
like one of the big drugs, not an obscure drug.
(16:15):
It's not a little drug. This is one of the
headline hook me up with a bag of some sweet
Jesus weed, heroin? Goddamn. But the one time, the one
time I don't guess heroin. Yeah. The ones for weed
are really actually out there, like it's it's insane, how
out of touch. Some of these are like one it
said tweed, which I think is a reference to Friday
(16:36):
when Craig's dad calls, Oh, smoking them tweets and he's like,
it's weed, dad, and they put in I think someone
just went I think that's a word for weed. And
then like other ones are one is is in the word. Yeah,
but tweet is just sort of awful slang. That's a
horrible slang. You can't add one letter to an already
existing word. There's a moment smoochy woochi poucci. You just
(16:58):
made that up. I did not make that. This is
what the d A. The d e A thinks people
are talking about drugs. It's funny because like I think
this means, like, you know, when there's a warning sign
on a coffee that's like warning, this coffee is hot,
don't pour duffie on your lap. It like comes from
a moment when that actually happened. Really dumb perfect. So
I'm just thinking of the people that the d e
(17:19):
A encountered who called the drug smoochiochi pucci or whatever, right,
like where they're writing it down. Yeah, they're like, oh god,
this is good. Everyone's going to use this. It's like, oh,
what is this weed? Not smoochy wooci Pucci? Okay, okay,
you're not the wallet inspector. Yeah, this Ismochio Pucci is
(17:42):
I'm gonna go with cocaine. No, that's actually weed. It's
son of a bitch. Yeah that did you say that earlier? Oh?
Is it snoochy boochies? And they thought it was smoochy?
Oh my god, maybe that's really what it was. I
have I truly have no idea. Wait, what is that
from Clerks? That's wow? I mean all of this could
(18:07):
just be stuff that one group of friends, you know,
come up with while watching Clerks while watching Friday, and
the cops just assumed everybody said that, right, Or they
get into text message where they're like they said this
or whatever, and they're like, well, if this one person
used it, that must mean we've got to throw it
in the pile, right right, Well that's where four twenty
(18:28):
came from. Like it's so weird because you think like
four twenties like the code you know, how like one
eight seven is like for like murder or whatever you
would think. No, it was just like a bunch of
teens that would meet every day after school at four
twenty and to be one of those teens and not
have a thirty for thirty about you, like, how dare you?
(18:52):
Yeah it didn't something wasn't. Where were they I don't remember,
but the fact that there isn't an oral history about
that group of lunkheads that recently, yeah, they got them
to get like they interviewed them, who I think are
probably just the most annoying middle aged dues now they're
probably just like, yeah, I work for Morgan Stanley. You know.
They're the VC people who are like, um, yeah. There's
(19:16):
also probably thirty different people who claimed that it was
them that made it up. It's like the guy that
invented fantasy baseball, right right? Is that not verifiable? No?
I mean it is. But also like I'm sure there
are a bunch of dudes that were like, yeah, I
was there part of it. Yeah, And with fantasy baseball,
I bet it was invented by multiple people independently of
(19:38):
each other before twenty has to have had a single Uh,
it's there's a random and specific yeah that would be
an amazing like film, like a mockumentary about two competing
origin stories who are claiming like the title of the
people who no it was us. Yeah, alright, we're chasing
them down. That's our mission. Hell yeah here on the
Daily podcast. A right, We're gonna take a quick break.
(20:01):
We'll be right back, and we're back. So the Comy
memos leaked dropped last night, uh partially redacted Comy memos.
Wall Street Journal is now reporting that the release of
(20:22):
the memos, the original release of the memos by Comy
is being investigated by the Department of Justice to determine
whether he leaked classified information because I guess some of
the stuff in the memos that he leaked he was like,
well this isn't classified, but then they subsequently made it classified.
Uh yeah, yes exactly. And what's with all this time
(20:44):
travel bullshit they Trump because it's all fake, because everything's fake,
because all it just requires you to believe that everybody
knows what they're doing, right anyway, I'm clearly they're all
making it up as they go along. I digress. But
if there's a way for Trump and co. To get
at Comey or you know, find a way to prosecute Comy.
(21:06):
They're going to do that immediately. But so we read
through the memos, or at least we did. I don't
know if you got to look at him, Josh, he
was watching. It's a lot of awkward moments and like
bizarre claims from Trump that are just like piling up. Uh.
(21:27):
He assures Comey that the p tape story about hiring
Russian prostitutes was untrue because he didn't need to quote
go there meaning hiring prostitutes, which which was so funny.
That's so funny. He's like, yeah, no, I just I would.
I'm not against it, but personally I don't need that.
I had, I had salt. I don't go there. Tracy
(21:50):
Bingham from bay Watch, Yes, the black one. I'm not racist,
Like that's a percent. He's like defending himself against multiple
things that once, right, Yeah, yeah, just weird sort of
critiques him and his ability to have sex with everybody
in the world that he constantly has going in his mind.
Why would I need to be urinated on by a prostitute?
(22:13):
I had Linda Hamilton's at the terminator Premier. We were
we went behind the dumpster and I we did it
and I said I'll be back the m uh. But
then this is my favorite detail of that part. Uh
he part. Trump just says two thousand and thirteen out
loud while his mind drifts away. That's how that exchange ends.
(22:36):
He just goes two and that that's the end. It's
got to be so strange that hearing about how Comey
was like, you know, letting other people know that he
was taking memos and like that was his code for
Like that was a fucking weird conversation I just had
where he would be like, you know, tell I think
other people in the FBI leadership being like, yeah, so
(22:57):
I've spoke with Trump and I'll be writing him out
mo Like that's all they were just like, oh that
was this code for that meeting, was that it was
getting that weird that like, oh so was it a
memo type conversation? He just speaks in fucking like personal narrative. Twitter.
I mean he's he's human Twitter yeah yes, yeah, no
(23:17):
Comy specifically, like at one point really sounds like a
robot trying to make sense of just nothing, because he
says like he calls Trump's speaking style jigsaw puzzle like
and just like that it's just different statements, mixed up
and completely out of order. And yeah, Grayson Allen in
(23:38):
Peter Luker's wearing shorts, Yeah exactly, And it's just like
Grayson Allen from Duke just like he's just like, everyone's like,
what the funk are you saying Graydon Carter? For a second, anyway?
Is that who it is? The Duke basketball player. I
meant to say Graydon Carter, fair guy, But it doesn't
(24:00):
matter because Trump wearing shorts and just been like, how
do you wear shorts? Peter Luker seat, you know, showing
that he's very sensitive to uh, the many many accounts
of him committing sexual assault. He kept keeps bringing that
up in these memos and at one point defends himself
against claims of sexual assault with particular mention of a stripper,
(24:24):
which is worth noting because none of the women who
have publicly accused him are strippers. Right, So he's just
apparently we're talking about soon, we're talking about Comy Trump. No,
Comey has assaulted many strippers. Yeah, what Trump is thinking too,
He's just like, Okay, get it out of the way,
let him know how that is true. Okay, that's good. Now,
(24:45):
you're okay, never happened. Great, I'm innocent there, so as
long as the FBI knows that, I don't know, Like
in his he's playing blackable. Every time a little thing
pops up, he's like, great, Just what I'll do is
I'll go ahead and use mallet, which is bringing it
up apropos of nothing and saying that I didn't do it. Hi,
this is the first time you and I are having
(25:06):
dinners coworkers, and I just go, yeah, so, you know,
the stripper said that I groped ror some ship. It's
not true anyway, man, how food Like, it's just like
but it's well. The one thing about that is he
would never ask how's your food because he just It
really sounds like Trump is like one of those dolls
with a pool string. He's just like constantly rotating these
(25:29):
different things. Like at one point he's talking to him
just cycling through crowd size at his inauguration, Uh, the
claim that he had mocked that handicapped reporter. Uh, and
then talking about how, yeah, it's just like all his
greatest hits. It's just whatever was on TV about the wall,
(25:49):
I'm presumably yeah. One of the more interesting details is
he offers the completely unnecessary caveat while denying the Russian
collusion story and the Russian p tape story. He just
tells Coomy that Putin once told him we have some
of the most beautiful hookers in the world, which is
weird because there's like weird things redacted around that story.
(26:14):
And I wonder if that's because he wasn't supposed to
have had conversations with Putin at the point that he's
telling this story, like he had said during the election,
like I've never met the guy, Like I don't, I
don't know him at all. Uh. And according to his
official timeline, now he met Putin for the first time
at the G twenty in July of two thousand seventeen.
(26:36):
He fired Comy May of two thousand seventeen. So he
is talking about having talked to Putin and some stuff
Putin told him about hookers before he's supposed to have
ever met him. Um, clearly they met right well. But
also it's just having like some fucker like Trump would
lie about just to be like, you know, the president
(26:57):
of ex country told me how good the hookers are,
you know what I mean, Like as if that gives
him some kind of cachet or some ship to go,
you know what I mean, Like, let me tell you,
I know everything about Like I know everything about the
popular opinion of hookers of sex workers. I love woke
Trump sex workers. This is another interesting thing too, that
the news always is saying prostitute, prostitute, and I feel like,
(27:19):
shouldn't they be saying sex workers? Yeah, but they but
they want to sort of grease it up, so they
want to say prostute. Anyway. From this point, I would
say sex works, Russian sex workers on Trump. Russian sect
would be peat on him anyway. So yeah, woke Trump, Yeah,
woke Trump is so funny to just be like, listen,
gender is a many splendored thing, like to see like
(27:41):
anything woke coming out of that, just like awful fucking
He kind of recently to me, reminds me of like
a frog from Wind in the Willows. He definitely right, Yeah, absolutely, yeah, Yeah.
I feel like there's an underrated like frog comparison to
Trump that just isn't being exploited by our nation's political cartoonists.
(28:02):
I feel like I'm trying to call them out. You're
fucking slacking political cartoonists. Yeah, make him look like a
weird frog, making him look like a weird frog guy.
And also because none of it has been relevant or
made any sense for about fifty years now. Yeah, I
feel like political cartoonists are just drawing pictures of David Hogg,
(28:24):
right right, That's what they're doing now. I feel like
that's what they do now, And I think that says
a lot about how we as a country value illustration.
Uh And just last little detail I wanted to pull
from the memo is that at one point he asks
if he Comy thinks Trump did a good job on
the Bill O'Reilly Show, which is just like, wow, so pathetic,
(28:45):
Hey did I do good? What do you think? Do
you think I did good? But yeah, now now Comy
has moved on, he's hanging out with the Wu Tang clan. Yeah,
jus took a picture backstage with method Man and yeah, exactly,
fucking like the biggest boy scout ship cop ever. Like
that's so I'm also kind of sick of like this
(29:06):
new I'm out here, James, comey dude whatever. Like it's
so funny because in the I think on the Daily
Today he was talking about how he was like, you know,
I don't want my like self righteousness or my ego
to get the best of me of blah blah blah.
And it almost sounds like you kind of sort of
are with this like press tour. He's been doing fun
really being so like I don't know, he's just had
(29:29):
this little bit of swagger about him that it seems
different than how he was before all of this point.
But yeah, because dude, if you have like super important
information about the country, uh that would lead to the
country moving in a certain direction, you don't sell a
book about it, you know what I mean, Like if
you were like the head of the FBI. So like,
(29:50):
even so, the FBI sucks, like historically has just been
used to just trample over various people of the left forever.
And if you take the insane thing to me, which
is believing the FBI is like a good organization and
like has emeritus place in America, then not using the
(30:12):
information within the system to effect change and instead going
on col bear with your information and hanging out with
the Woo tank plan like posting pictures on Instagram of
all that ship like says like, oh, you're just trying
to be a celeb. But you know, there's something that No,
he's definitely not a good you know, figurehead for the
(30:36):
left to like get behind. He spent his career in
trapping mentally disabled Muslims into saying they're going to commit
fucking terrorists attacks and like, you know. So there are
two legal actions that are in the news. The U. S.
Attorney's Office has been meeting with Andrew McCabe's legal team
(30:58):
in recent weeks. Uh based lee that's funded by a
go fund me Jesus Christ, and they're trying to determine
whether McCabe is going to be prosecuted for his leaks
of information to the media. I guess um, and for
not being like fully transparent. The Inspector General report was
(31:18):
apparently scathing about Andrew McCabe. So that's that. Does the
inspect your general have to wear a special hat? Yes? Uh,
it has to be a fox catcher, I believe, with
a monocle tight uh. And then Inspector General Uh. And
(31:42):
then the Democratic Party filed a lawsuit doing Russia campaign. Great,
great job, that'll do a bunch, right, I guess we're
gonna Russia. The Democratic the d n C filed a
suit against Nixon backed and Watergate, but yeah, I don't know. Partially,
(32:03):
you might think, well, like it can't hurt. Every little
bit helps. But at the same time, anything that suggests
that the Democratic Party is not taking ownership of the
huge l they took in two thousands is probably not
a good thing. Yeah, we're gonna sue you lost. It
wasn't because, yeah, we don't even know where the funk
(32:24):
we are at the party. It's like that, it's mixed up,
it's lost. That's the most Gwyneth Paltrow asked, fucking thing
like it's like we've tried like Google, like like the
fucking like, what's the Flanders parents the moment where Flanders
parents are like, we tried nothing and we're all out
of ideas. That's exactly this moment for the Democrats where
(32:47):
it's like, why don't we fucking sue them? Hell, yeah,
sue Russia. And a bunch of dudes in this like
really tacky kitchen like drinking huge glasses of wine are like,
oh that's bad. Yeah, let's be bad around at the
I think, I mean, on one side it could be
(33:07):
coordinated because they think somehow they can conjure up some
documents or testimony or whatever. Yeah, like there's another way
to put more pressure on the administration. But yeah, at
the same time, I think if this is in any
way trying to be as like an excuse or a
justification for like the outcome of the election, I think
that's like pretty misguided. But also I don't think that's
exactly why, but clearly I feel like that's also part
(33:30):
of it too. It's like the lawsuit is about the
fact that well, because of this, the election was swayed
to the Republicans. Here's a quick question that I have, um,
just to step back, I think the Democratic Party right
has like a pretty singular line on Putin, which is
that he's a totally insane lunatic who doesn't know what
he's doing. He's capable of creating uh and sewing chaos
(33:52):
in America and fixing our elections, right, which is like
a totally coherent like thing that he both is like
the stupidest man in the world, doesn't know what he's doing,
but also can take over right now regardless. The thing
is that he's dangerous, So why are they constantly trying
to provoke him? Like on one level, like it's like
(34:13):
it's just seems like a run up to an unnecessary
war with a very unstable leader who also has a
bunch of nukes. That's what the right is always pointing out.
He's like, what, like, it's not a terrible thing to
not want to start ship with Russia. Like, for what
are we trying to prove? There's so many Like so
(34:34):
I'm willing to completely compromise and say that Russia had
some sort of something to do with the election. Right,
Let's just say that they did something that they were
the push, the final push. He still needed all the
other ship to go wrong that the Democrats did, right,
And so is the answer war because it sure seems
(34:54):
like we're ramping up to that ship. I don't know.
I mean, on one hand, it seems like from the
White House standpoint, they don't really want to do anything,
so in that sense, I don't see it from the
administration that sure, but also told Russia well in advance,
these are the places we're hitting, and they were places
that the Russians weren't operating. I mean, like, you know,
(35:15):
it was done in a way that was the least
provocative version to Russia any bombing, right, and the most
kind of sort of like raw raw type ship. It
was more of like a flirtatious bombing. It was like yeah,
a little yeah, sure, um on like a city without
declaring war on it. Yeah. Well, that brings up all
the other questions about the executive power that he has
(35:37):
and what that means for other conflicts that may arrive.
And super quick, huge thanks to Obama for not getting
rid of those so that a bunch of Yosemite Sam's
could fucking convince the dude who was in multiple WrestleManias
to almost start World War three. Like super tight of
Obama to keep those there, to keep the powers there. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
although he did try and get Congress's approval, but that
(35:59):
was more about him just not wanting to put us
in more. I mean, all of this goes back to
going to a war in Iraq, right, and it's like, oh,
you could have undid the things. Obama really could have
undid the things. Uh and you know, used his constitutional
law knowledge that he was a scholar on and could
have really done a lot of cool chit boy. Oh boy,
(36:20):
well whoops, all right, we're gonna take a quick break
and we'll be right back after that. And we're back
and uh, so so we have some weed news. Uh
(36:43):
I said that like a cool person, right. Uh. So
Schumer recently introduced a bill decriminalizing weed. Yeah, decriminalizing sh
magma feel free to smoke on your smag. So yeah
he announced. I mean it was an amazing marketing move,
like with Vice News during Weed Week that Chuck Schumer
(37:07):
sits down with them and sign a bong for them
that he's going to introduce ability. He signed a form.
It was like, good wit, he really did this as
part of a Vice Yeah. Like this it's like Weed
Week once. It is incredible. So like, yeah, I'm pretty
sure he used Vice to tease it, because that's how
fucking tight he is, so Jack Lemon and Glengarry Glen
(37:30):
Rosstet and I fucking love it, and I love any
moment where he had to be so embarrassed because he's
a long time rich piece of ship, you know, like
Wall Street tied fucking just the worst minority leader in
like our lifetime, one of the worst, uh and worst
meaning like not in his ideas but in his effectiveness
as at his job. But like he had to be
(37:54):
so fucking like uh indignant during that bong signing. He
had just had to have like an inner moment where
he had to just like sigh, like this is where
we're like a like Iannucci moment, you know. And I
love that he had to feel that because fuck that fraud.
So I mean, like the all the bill does is
just sort of decriminalizes it, and I think, uh takes
(38:17):
it off the list the list of lists of controlled
substances and then give states authority how to regulate it.
But you know, it's one of those bills that doesn't
really do ship because if you're not talking about people
who are locked up for it, funk that kind of
a bill, Like I think, you know, Corey Booker had
a Marijuana Justice Act that was like, you know, gonna
eliminate its status is Schedule one drug and require federal
courts to like expunge people's records and uh to like
(38:40):
related to use of possession. You know, Like that's the
kind of ship that needs to happen because if we're
really going to go there, like let's address like the
damage that this prohibition is done, but it needs to
go beyond that, and there needs to be like a
form of reparations with this money. Yeah, there's other ones, Yeah,
suggesting like of giving people a piece of the new
legal market or whatever, because that's a new revenue stream.
(39:01):
Because this is this is economic imperialism. What we're seeing
now is like we have allowed um wealth inequality to
grow so much that the formal economy now needs to
incorporate the illicit economy into itself in order to keep
sustaining itself. You see it, And like, you know, think
(39:21):
the only real places that have like surpluses now are
like weed states, And it's just incorporating something that already
existed in our societal economy into the like okay, a
taxable economy, and so now like if it doesn't involve
like real redistribution, like white people are completely owning it
(39:44):
because they locked up all the other people who ever
did it right and the like, Which brings us to
Mitch McConnell, who's also putting a bill out about, you know,
relaxing the laws on growing hemp, like for industrial hemp
because in Kentucky makes sense for him because a lot
of the tobacco farmers are like a tobacco is not
really the thing anymore, uh, and they really want to
grow hemp. So now he's on that train I can't
(40:06):
imagine who he's invested with in that, just like John Bayner.
But yeah, so those are some things happening. It seems
weird that it's all happening during this week. Maybe just
stellar marketing from both party. Uh yeah, it's kind of
a bumber that the people who created all the injustice,
like the politicians and that class of people are the
ones who are now like and now we're gonna profit
(40:27):
off of the because John Bayner is like, hey, man,
like I can go in there, I could probably turn
some heads. So give me fifty seven of your company.
I mean, I'm the smoking guy. Come on, man, um
that means seriously, like that is just like the fact
that there are people in jail, Yeah, exactly for like
(40:50):
life sentences under like three strikes laws or whatever. Like
I'm sure there are still people the violent offenders the
funk out of prison. Like it's like, what fucking Chuck
Schumer has the fucking nerve to go and sign a
bong while literally anyone's in prison for minor possession. Well
it's crazy to when they asked him like what helped
(41:11):
you come around and he said it was the polling. Yeah, no, ship,
she said the loud part part loud, you know what
I mean, And that's why that's why this bill is
like like it doesn't go far enough. I hope this
brings this kind of a debate to the floor when
if this is really something that's going to happen. But yeah,
I can't believe you literally admitted like, well, what what
(41:32):
made you change your mind? Oh? Popular opinion changed, And
so I have no personal stance or values of any start.
I am a modern neoliberal democrat. I just do whatever
the people want to do, right And well, at first
he did say the thing where you know, too many
lives have been ruined, etcetera. And they has to say
that and then goes, oh yeah, well then the polling
(41:54):
I love that. That Kennedy they trotted out earlier this
year is still like railing anti marijuana. Yeah the red
big time. Oh he's antiwed. Oh yeah, huge, big time.
You what is wrong with him? Oh I've eat generations
of inbreeding, I mean off the top ophelia. Probably it's
(42:15):
like that. I didn't. I didn't realize that about everyone.
I was so everyone was so taken aback by his
just sort of like stance on everything else that yeah. Interesting.
Uh well, assuming he doesn't rise to too much power.
They are speculating that legal weed will out sell soda
within fifteen years. Good yeah, Fox Soda man, except for Lacroix,
(42:37):
Sweet Sweet, Lacroix still looking for that sponsorship. They might
not be listening, literally, haven't asked. I think obviously, because
people are getting a little more aware of the terrible,
terrible effects of soda opening their minds. They're opening their minds. Bro,
you know, don't want that sugar water? All right, I'm
not Edgar from Men in Black. Uh so that's thank
(42:59):
you sugar in water? Is that sanon Felt? Uh yeah,
thank you Son and Felt Joint and you're back. So
they were saying that legal cannabis industry will probably reach
the seventy five billion mark in sales by stand so
the attacks that the being houbis things stands for a billion. Yeah,
(43:21):
and then the soda. I think that, yeah, the soda
is gonna be much less than that because I think
that's where it's at right now. Good buck soda man.
I I'm sure soda is going down right and legal
weed obviously, well yeah, I think that's why a lot
of these soda companies are starting to invest in these
health food brands to like Pepsi, like they have such
huge steaks and like all the like natural food business too,
(43:42):
because they know writing is on the wall. You gotta
get your foot on that life ralf. Yeah, people are
going to realize that this ship is poison and killing us, right,
but I love a Current's nectar though. Oh boy, they're
looking for that curr's nector re sponsorship. Man, you know
how to target the top nurse. The fortune Current is
(44:03):
like a fucking pixie stick, like like I think it's sugar.
I feel like it's like nine eleven for your body.
Uh twenty is seven eleven nine eleven. By the way,
that's a lot of numbers. I'm checking your math. Actually
that works out even Twitter. All right, let's get into
(44:31):
Bloyd Watch. So the royal wedding is less than a
month away. What is this segment? This is blood Washed?
You have been here on a Friday. Oh yeah. So
we look at the tabloids because people are reading them
as they check out at grocery stores, uh every day,
(44:52):
And so we we actually look at the articles behind
the headlines because they love to like put some crazy
shit on the cover and then on the inside it's
just nothing. Billionaire turns two. Look at his forty two
year old departner. Um, So one of the big stories
(45:14):
on the cover of US Weekly. Uh, it's all royal,
all the top secret I do details and it's the
Royal couple. Uh. And at the bottom says plus why
the Obama's really aren't going, which suggests that there's like
some conspiracy or something. And the explanation is just the
(45:36):
fact that they didn't want to invite the Trumps, and
so they didn't feel like they could invite the Obamas
or any other political family because it would have been
improper if like they didn't feel like they could invite
the Trumps because they didn't want the Obamas to come,
Like that would be the number one story on Trudge
on US Weekly, like because the Royals hate the Obamas.
(46:00):
But no, they just gloss over it. They're like, you know,
they don't want to invite the trump So having the
Trumps there could jeopardize attendance. Now source says it was
mutually decided it would be wise. It's so weird when
like an outmoded form of governance that's just basically gasping
its last breath. It's like, nah, not you. Yeah, We're
(46:23):
like yeah, generations ago before any of you were born,
people decided that we didn't matter. But we don't like you.
Bye bitch um. A couple other stories that are everywhere. Uh,
there's the Chloe Kardashian story. Uh, you know, right as
she was going into labor, there were multiple videos of
(46:44):
Tristan Thompson cheating on her. Uh, And so I heard
a conspiracy theory from inside sources. I think it was
a ring or podcast that Chris Jenner set the whole
thing up to create chaos and basically break them up
because she didn't like Tristan. Holy shit palace entry, I know,
(47:08):
and like these are our royals obviously, but like the
videos are weirdly, Like everybody the second they came out,
we're like, I mean, obviously this wouldn't be set up,
because why would it be. But it looks set up
like the girls like looking back at the camera and
like it just all looks very like it's like the
most salacious parts, like she grabs his crot she like
(47:29):
buries his head in the chest, they kiss, it's like
all this like damning. There's not even like any gray
area with you, right, Oh, this is pure yeah, And
why is there a camera there? And whose feeling? I
guess because it's a nightclub, you know, like I'd imagine, yeah,
you have tapes there, but who knows if they knew
that and could get that. But everything like it's like this,
this is the same ship as Comy. It's like, yeah,
(47:50):
you're gonna sell it. Chris Jenner is gonna like ruin
her fucking daughter's life. This is her first child, I assume, yes,
close first. Yeah, so during like life changing, super important
moment in your life, to have your mom be like,
oh my god, did you see what your boyfriend did?
Even even if it's not real, the fact that it
(48:12):
could happen, that your mom could do this, and that
everyone in America knows that your mom could release videos
of your partners cheating as a human is coming out
of your is so nut. But this is like a
horror movie. I know, it totally lines up with I mean,
(48:35):
this is the way she's built her media empire is
by exploiting tragedy and you know, drama in the lives
of her children and creating it. I mean, you know,
she's the showrunner of the Lives of her family. So
and then the only other story on my end I
had star in Touch and US Weekly, the only other
story that was widely covered as Carrie Underwood came out.
(48:57):
So there's this weird thing on New Year's Her face
was badly injured. She had to get forty stitches in
her face. She wouldn't show her face to anybody, but
was just like really building up, like you guys are
gonna like freak out when you see me. I look
totally different. Just be ready, just be ready. And she
finally showed her face this week, and you guys, it
(49:18):
is weird because she doesn't look at all different and
there's no way she got forty stitches. So people are like, wait,
what the funk were you doing? Like, what are you
talking about? What is it that different? I'm really looking
at No, it's it's not different at all. It looks legitimately.
I just that there's just a like a line B.
Why did she get fell down or something? I'm not
(49:42):
sure it has to be that she was wasted, right,
I Mean, I don't know too many people who fall
and don't break their fall with their hands. When I
was black to the fun all. I know people who
have bucked fiftied themselves with like broken wine glasses, like
falling down on a wine glass buck. Yeah. Yeah, you
(50:03):
don't know anyway, not more you know. Uh So anyway, Yeah,
so what else we got on? In Okay? Kate Hudson
is having twin girls just like nothing great. It's an announcement. Basically,
they paid to announce that, much like how Pink paid
to announce it. This is how she's raising strong children. Well,
but they're paying her. I mean they're paying her, I
(50:23):
mean for access to the photographs her. But she needs
it because she's whatever. She must be selling an album
or a book or whatever. You know, that's the machine
feeds itself. Uh So the inquirer gets interesting. Uh. Oh
J's son watched dad murder Nicole. Uh and this is
based on throwback O. J's friend who is dying told
them that is it the guy from the interview or
(50:47):
from the documentary? You know that voice is amazing. I
was like, yeah, oh, Jay's dad, Gay's part of that movie.
Just threw that out there. That movie was so not
in the middle of It's like, yeah, man, we saw
him rope. It was kissing Okay with that, that that
(51:13):
implication that like O J lost his mind because Ron
Goldman was gay, Like it was like but that was
like what was sort of implied. That's what I got
out of it. That's interesting. Huh. Well, look that's not
as good as the then blading Meredith Vieira, who may
be responsible for Matt Lowerd's divorce, not the fact that
he could be a sex crime. Uh it was this
(51:34):
woman's fault in this reality, yes, because as we know,
this is the darker corner of Donald Trump's imagination. Uh
So National Examiner again, the one tabloid that's just for
octogenarians and up. Uh, I mean, I don't understand any
of these people. It's nineteen sixties child stars. Where are
they now? I don't know who Jane North is or
(51:56):
Lisa Loring or Lauren Chapping, any of those names ring
a bell? Okay, well again that's why this are but
I do need to know where. And then also the
top part is free inside twenty second stroke test that
will save your life, which I'm pretty sure is just
sort of you raise your arms above your head and
you smile, and then you have to like say like
(52:18):
a sentence, right, right, Mariska Harta Gay is on the cover.
You know that, because what is is she in Jag
or Lawn Order? Come on now? I think she probably
has made some special appearances in Jack. Hell yeah, there's
crossover episodes and then last the Globe Humiliated Milania shocking
reason she'll never divorce Trump World Exclusive. The only thing
(52:41):
that is weird because so this is am I. This
is Trump's homie who like runs this and all stories
seeing specifically approved by, if not directly inspired by Trump's
like pull string talking points. So it's weird that they're
like talking about how she can never leave him. But
Trump does have a history of like basically leaking to
(53:05):
tabloids that he was cheating on someone, right, Yeah, that's
like his thing. He doesn't want to like leak that
he's a good husbander, like you know, na the like
all those rumors aren't true. He leaks that they are
true because he wants everybody to know how much sex
he's having right his kids. God, I wish his secret
was just that he was so impotent, you know what
I mean. That's why it's like, yeah, so I'm having
(53:27):
an affair or whatever, and like all these women were
actually paid to just admit that they had sex quote
unquote with Donald Trump or something. It'd be so funny.
One of them just said that, right, you could just
say that, right, Like I I'm calling on any porn
performer to just say it, you know, but just do
it because it's funny. It's not nothing's going to happen,
(53:49):
but just be like, yeah, he paid me to say
that we fucked, but actually, you know, make something weird up,
like oh, he just made me like playing a pile
of wet leaves and he just watched and said, oh my,
this is nice. Yeah. Yeah, just make some ship up.
Just say it. It's just it'll be fun. At the
same time, the last time we really emasculated a sitting president,
(54:11):
we got the first Iraq War. Yeah, so don't call
him chicken, Yeah, chien. So she won't dump him? Right?
Is that the exclusive is that they had just spoke
to a relationship expert who's just wildly speculating. That's the
only exclusive thing about this, and the I guess the
conclusion that she drew was exclusive, but basically saying, well,
(54:34):
she knew what she was getting into. Uh, he's never
been faithful, so it's not that she was surprised, but
she's so devoted to Baron and keeping the family together
for his sake, she will endure the end basically, but
with a lot of extra words being like written around
it that essentially just say the same thing. You know,
he is who he is, He is who he is.
He is a penis with a wig on, essentially, Josh,
(54:57):
it has been wonderful having you as all. Thank you
Stone on this holiday. Uh. Where where can people find you?
You can find me on Twitter at shut up androwsky Um.
I have a show called Democracy Dies After Dark Thursday
the twenty six of this month, this upcoming Thursday in
(55:19):
Los Angeles, and I have a podcast called Left Coast
with Sar June. Yeah. Let we just put out a
new episode about Marxist feminism which rules, and it's just
kind of looking at the different types of feminism and uh,
including an analysis of who's in power and how power
has to do and that was really cool to learn about.
(55:40):
Nice check that ship out. Miles. Where can people find you?
Find me on Twitter and Instagram at Miles of Great.
You can follow me on Twitter at Jack under Squirrel Brian.
You can follow us on Twitter at Daily Zeygeist. We're
on Instagram at the Daily Zycheist. We have Facebook fan
page and a website Daily ziegeist dot com where we
post our episodes and foot or link off to the
(56:02):
information that we talked about in today's episode. That is
going to do it for today, Miles? Yes, what are
you going to write us out? And I was trying
to pick so many songs because I have so many
songs I want to share, and you know, today I
was just one track was like a Japanese producer beat
song that I thought maybe to do and then I
just had to think, wait, what is a song that
(56:23):
I always just like to smoke too? And Spodi Odi
Dope Polishes by Outcast is by far one of the
greatest songs to just bump in your car and just smoke.
Now I'm not saying smoking draft. Wait, I'm not advocating
for that rap, you know, but yeah, who knows exactly. Anyway,
I just have to shout this song out. It has
an amazing horn line, the groove is amazing. It's just
(56:43):
a often amazing album. So yes, Spodiodi dopolish by Outcast
on the album with Clem and I that is taking
us out and you guys have an amazing weekend and
be safe and love each other. Can I make a
shout out to Getting Stone Music? Yeah, real quick seemon
day see Monday, Yes see y M A N D
E like a European funk fan. Uh and their first album. Uh.
(57:09):
Just listen to it while you're high in driving drive
wall high. It's funny. Don't do that. Please please do it.
That's gonna do it for this week. We will be
back on Monday. Talk to you guys then bye. Don't
do it. May short link is clean needing chicken. Little
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you go where you want to go. No, don't choose
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Dickens reminiscence of charge a little disco technic And in
the ghettos and Nika Bi Usa via Atlanta, Georgia, a
little spot were young men and young women go to
experience their first little taste of the night light. Me
where I've never been now where pats once, but I
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was so engulfed in the old e I never made
it to the dope you speak of hardcore? Why the
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the day, Why this fine bow legged girl finds all
like those loves lukewarm lullabyes and your left ear competely
set it off in the right but it all blends perfectly.
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playing out soon and cry bolts wild and the whole
of their just want to fight. But in actuality, it's
only about three am and three nigga ships. Don't got
haled off an ambalance, two niggas gonna star blessed one
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nigga and take your shirt off talking about now? Who
else wanna fuck with Hollywood code? It's just my interpretation
of the situation. Damn damn yes. When I first met
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my spoiling oh that dopblicious angel, I can't remember that
damn thing like yesterday. The way she moved reminded me
of a brown statue Honts with skates on, you know,
smooth like a hot comb on na bass help. I
walked up owner and was almost paralyzed. Her nick was
smell of sweet. In the play the games with extra served,
eyes steaming like folk character piece, just blinding and Nick
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felt like I checked the whole or that presidential My
heart would be so damn fast, never knowing this moment
would bring another life into this world. Funny how ship
come together? Sometimes you did. One moment you freaquent the
booty clubs, and the next folk years. You want somebody
that want to raising your own young young Now that's
a beautiful thing. That's if you're on top of your
game and man enough to handle real life. And said Jason,
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that is I can't gamble feeding baby on that dope.
Money might not always be spitty. But the United purself
Service and the people at the post office didn't call
you back because you had cloudy piss. So now you're
back in the traveling just that trapp trap trap. Gonna
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