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Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of the
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I'm Jacko Brian's Field Disco, little Disco. I keep wanting
to call it discourse. Uh. Yeah, you need to get
in there. Have you been there? Have you been? Oh?
I've been there. I popped in. I create by Lark.
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I'll say one thing that I have to like go
and then my people start talking to me, and then
I have responded nine hours later. Uh, it's nice and
everyone's really chilling there. Please continue to be chilling there.
Chill space, Yeah, chill chill chill um. Well, thank you
guys for all hanging out together. It's a it's a
good place for Zyke getting to hang out with other
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Zyke gang. Thanks for all the a K s and
all the story ideas which we are going to start
uh using I think fairly soon. But right now we're
going to use things like Google trends and what's trending
on Twitter to tell you what is happening right now
at this very moment. IOC has postponed Tokyo Olympics I
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saw the name Dick Pound trending, and I knew what
was up was going on. I mean it took a while.
I think a lot of people saw this coming, considering
the amount of nations that were starting to pull out,
like China's like, yeah, we're not going to chance at Canada.
A lot of big countries were like even if you're
gonna do it, we're not going to go because it's
just we don't know what the state of the world
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is going to be and what is the right thing
to do. And there was a lot of pressure, especially
like like for Japanese people I was talking to, I
was like, you know, talking to asking what the fund
is abe thing? What is the vibe over there? Because
aren't y'all worried about this happening? And I think some
people just felt that he wanted to just act like
everything was under control and like this wouldn't be a
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bad thing and like I don't worry, like we can
still do the Olympics. And then it just got to
a point I think we're finally even the IOC had
to start like showing their hand. I mean like, yeah,
this is maybe we need to put our profit minded
motivations aside for a second for these Olympics and actually
think of, like what we can do to stop a
pandemic from getting worse. Yeah, And I feel like that's
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something that underlines something that I feel like, Uh, you know,
I'm seeing a couple of stories today underlining there. There
was the story about Cuomo uh saying, you know, this
is gonna be a month's long thing, get used to
being in your house. And Cuomo has been the tough
love public figure. He's really just been hey, idiots, try
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not to kill your grandparents and stay the funk home, uh,
which I respect. Yeah, I feel like, you know, the
fact that this is still going to be going on
when the Olympics were supposed to have taken place, and
people are certain enough to have turned down billions and
billions of dollars because they knew that it's still going
to be going on is kind of a sobering reminder
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that we gotta find ways to make our lives in quarantine. Okay,
let's talk about National Puppy Day. How did you celebrate
National Puppy Day today? Mouth? Oh, I didn't. By just
clicking that whole tashtag and seeing how many people were
putting puppy photos on I know that a lot of
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people rushing to like adopt pets in the last week
as they realize, hey, I might actually have a little
bit of time here to take care of a pet
and have a companion. Especially I thought you meant for
a National Puppy Day. I was like, well, that seems short, slight.
Oh no, I think just in general, like you know,
this this day coinciding with every one sort of trying
to distract themselves in the most pleasant way possible. I
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think we're finding that in the power of animals. Even
with the fake story that we've we talked about last
week about how the dolphins came back to Venice that
wasn't true. Yeah, and my drop in you can adopt
one of the dolphins and put them in your bathtub
that was also, uh not something that I just made
up on the spot. Yeah, and we're sorry about that. Yeah.
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I do apologize, especially for the people who took me
seriously and did adopt a dolphin. Um and now they're
Harry Bills or through the roof. Yeah, yeah, haring bills.
I mean my expenditure from month to month on Harring shuts,
I'm upside down on these herring man. Like last last
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month it was only a couple of thou this month,
it's way too much till the Walmart till the Walmart
fish truck comes by. Yeah, um, smart fish truck, Tiger
Tiger King reference everywhere I look, I think of tiger King. Uh.
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That is, that is what's trending in my life. But
trending on the internet Zoom uh not just because people
are just finding out about it, but because people are
looking for a zero download option. I guess yeah. Because
you know, obviously this work from home situation has shifted
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a lot of emphasis onto anything that's about teleconferencing, video conferencing,
what have you. And Zoom like you know, had a
huge uptake and usage. Obviously people are all sucking around
with the backgrounds and video meetings and having fun with it.
But one thing that a lot of people were like
actually really pissed about is like it's really hard to
just use it through your browser. Like their whole thing
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is like, yeah, I want to use Zoom, download our
app right now. Um. But as a lot of people
were taking work computers home, and if you have a
work computer, you know a lot of times you cannot
download new applications onto it without it being like approved
or unless they're like actually sanctioned by your company. So
a lot of people are like, how I need something
to use in my browser. If I cannot download the app,
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what do I do? And there's just been a new
plug in that you can attach to your browser that
allows you to just use the browser extension to use
Zoom rather than having to open the independent app. So
a lot of people are like, yes, give me that,
I need it. I need it? Is that is that
just Chrome? Um? I believe it's available in a few
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different ways. Um, so it's not just Chrome, but yeah,
like I think it's probably let me just give you
the full thing. Uh. Shout out to browser plug in
still out here doing some good for people for Chrome
and Firefox as of right now. Opera submission pending, Edge
submission pending. All right. The Spanish military is trending specifically
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in our uh chat thread because And afforded us some
images of some of these gentlemen. And I guess it's
the elite Spanish army uniform or the Spanish the legion,
the legion, uh like their foreign legion essentially, So yeah,
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they're out here. The uniforms stunning. Yeah, they stunning, lee
tailored very like it looks like it could be like
for Pride Parade. Almost like it's just ripped dudes and
really tight tailored, uh, clothing that seems like it was
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designed very very well. It's like ripped dudes. I think
that is they have no top button on these shirts,
these collared shirts they're wearing. Rebody is rocking the deepest
V and like the hats, the chin strap barely on.
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It's just yo, these dudes are you know a lot
of people are like yo, you seem like the hot
women of the Israeli Defense Force. Check out the studs
of the Spanish Legion. They I was reading an article
about how they were like trying to battle obesity within
their ranks because like they want everybody you know, looking right,
looking right? Yeah. Yeah. Why is the Surgeon General trending?
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What's what's going on? Because the Surgeon General is really
trying to let people know like what exactly is coming
in terms of coronavirus diagnoses this week, because you know,
a lot of concern from a lot of professionals has
been we really need people to take this seriously. It's
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not just because you're not seeing it where you are
that it doesn't matter. It's people move, people communicate diseases,
it will eventually affect you. Um. And so Surgeon General
Jerome Adams was basically saying, it's like I want America
understand this week it's going to get bad. Um. And
just in terms of saying like we're going to see
a huge number of people being diagnosed and people needing
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medical care. Um, and just really like letting people know,
especially young people, you can get this disease, as he said,
you can be hospitalized from this disease, and you can
die from this disease, but most importantly, you can spread
it to your loved ones. Just because you're feeling okay
and you are in close proximity to someone who's in
a group like this, then it behooves you to also
stay as safe as possible. UM. So you know, I
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think a little bit of trying to scare some sense
into people, um because as a lot of people are noticing,
even in our own city, there's it's still I don't know,
I think it's a bit of denial mixed with ignorance. Well,
it's gonna be bad this week, but by next week.
According to Larry Cudlow on Fox News, the cure can't
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be worse than the disease, and we're gonna have to
start make some difficult trade offs and you know, send
people back to work. Come on, guys, this is bad.
It's a real bummer, this quarantine. So that's what you're
hearing from the market, the market people, Lloyd Blank whatever,
who the Golden Sex CEO is like, come on, guys,
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this is this is causing problems too. Yeah, I guess
I get that coronavirus is a problem, but this is
causing problems too. We don't have your labor to exploit anymore.
Come on, guys. Um. And then finally, Kenny Rogers was
trending quite a bit over the weekend. R I p
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to the Gambler to uh the island in a stream
nobody called also a jam. Uh, but yeah he's got
some he's got some jams. And uh for all the
young people who I feel like wait around for someone
to pass away to like listen to their music, Uh yeah,
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I feel like they're gonna have a good little run
of some good songs that that song from from Big
Lebowski is it's like sort of a psychedelic song. You
would never have associated with Kenny Rogers, but pretty dope
song just dropped into that's see what condition? Yeah, just
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draw just to see what my condition was in. Yeah,
damn Kenny apart, Damn Kenny Rogers. I didn't know you
got wet. Damn you'd like to get like that. I'm
gonna know you partied. That's funny because I honestly I
didn't know who the fun Kenny Rodgers was until why
I saw the restaurants. I'm like, oh, this must be
some dude who makes chicken. And then the Seinfeld episode
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where there's a Kenny Rogers Roasters that opens by Kramer's
apartment and he starts losing his mind from all the
red light that's coming in. That was my second hit
of Kenny Rogers. And then I was like, oh, he's
a musician. When he was on Wyclef album, have you
never heard The Stranger or the Gambler? No, I didn't. Yeah,
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I didn't have a lot of interaction with his music.
And then I was like okay, and then I was like, wait,
I know these but I knew I've I've heard his
songs passively before that, but I didn't know who the
fuck any I didn't know who to attribute it to.
And then with that I was like, Okay, this guy,
I see what's up. Yeah, that's I mean, if you
had parents who didn't just constantly listen to the soft
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rock radio when you're driving around with them as a kid,
I guess you know you wouldn't hear him as much
as I did grown up. Oh yeah, I mean I
was listening to Wu C and divor Jacque, things of
that nature. Damn Well, Fauci is now trending because he
and Trump are clashing. I don't know who's opinion I
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trust more, but we'll Well, the problem is because coronavirus thing. Yeah,
whenever they ask Anthony, Fauci is like, oh, isn't the
president like just kind of coming out of pockets saying ship.
He's like, well, I can't just like cut him off
and say scream, like stop talking. And this is what
happens every time Trump works with somebody who knows what
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the funk they're doing. They start being smart in front
of people. Oh yeah, to go and be all smart
in front of everybody, then now I gotta get rid
of you. Yeah. Uh. Anyways, guys, stay safe out there.
Wash your hands, all right. I feel like we're not
telling people as much to not touch their face. Are
we just assuming that they are quarantine and that's why
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they can Touch't touch your face. Don't touch your face
street this ship. Seriously, wash your hands, Wash your ass,
do have wash everything. No time to not watch the
wash your ass every time you are at the sink,
doesn't matter. You might as well just use the restroom.
Gotta wash your ass a public restroom. Still do it, guys.
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All right, that's gonna do it for today. We will
be back tomorrow with a whole another episode, and we
will talk to you guys on by h