The President Is High On Steroids, Cobra Kai Is About Class 10.6.20

In episode 730, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian, Private Parts Unknown, and 420 Day Fiance co-host Sofiya Alexandra to discuss Trump's covid-19 shenanigans, The Secret: Dare to Dream, Cobra Kai, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. Secret Service Agents Take Bullet From President
2. The Trump White House as a Covid-19 Hot Spot
3. Trump Didn’t Disclose First Positive Covid-19 Test While Awaiting a Second Test on Thursday
4. 'Starting to feel good.' Trump releases new video from Walter Reed amid COVID battle
5. Trump in Walter Reed Photo-Op Appears to Sign Blank Paper to Show He's Well and 'Relentless'
6. WATCH: Burial - Archangel

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to season one, fifty four,
Episode two of Dear Daily Like Guys to production of
I Heart Radio. This is a podcast where we take
a deep dive into America's share consciousness and say, officially,
off the top, fuck the Koch Brothers, fuck Fox News,
fuck Rush Limbaugh, fuck Ben Shapiro, fuck Tucker Carlson, fuck

(00:22):
found It, and fuck COVID nineteen or or should I
say COVID nineteen. It is fucked because the President has
trojan horsed himself into your world. COVID nineteen. Now your
ass is grass. Uh, he knows firsthand what it is. Yeah,

(00:42):
that's experience. Need you know he gave him a little
He gave him a little bit, and he's gonna take
the whole thing down. Uh. It's Tuesday, SnO. October six.
My name is Jack O'Brien, a k Dame Booty Drench.
That is courtesy of Ryan Comber and I am thrilled

(01:03):
to be joined as always buy my co host, Mr
Miles Gras. Yes it's Miles Gray Ak. Miles McDonald's saying, yes,
he's smoking trees. Watch him like that blood person smoking trees.
Oh oh, Miles are smoking trees. Okay, and not just

(01:26):
from my head now, because you know, slowly just just
throttling on and off the social media, you know, shout
out to the ak submissions. I will check them probably
tomorrow too. But that one had to come straight from
the dome, like from the dome that to keep these
eyes off the tweeter since and ship Miles, what happened

(01:47):
while I was gone? Man, I don't know. Yeah, I know.
We recorded this episode. Man, we'll get into it. I
just think for a day. By the time by this
ship uh rick ord Is, it's probably gonna be like,
you know, we'll have to like to delete the episode
and be like, all right, we're gonna have to record
something real quick just to keep up with it. Well,

(02:10):
we wanted to be joined in our third seat by
the hilarious and talented Sophia Alexandro. Hey, I'm so happy
to be here. Thank you for having me. We're so
happy to um what what is new with you? With

(02:30):
you just you know, having a happy Trump pass covid
kind of a couple of days. I don't know, you
guys feeling it guy Trump as COVID vibes. Yeah, there's
definitely a new energy once the possibility that the president
was going to see some karmic retribution, uh for killing

(02:53):
hundreds of thousands of people with his incompetence and dishonesty,
that there would be some retribution people people. Definitely, Uh,
that felt like there was a little extra hopping people step,
whether it be online or just out and about. It
just felt nice to smile. This is the first weekend
I didn't get drunk, you know, since forever. So that

(03:19):
was really good. It felt felt real nice. Yeah. It
was also like one of those headlines that didn't feel
like it completely went against like the balance of the universe,
where like like typically it's like evil man gets away
with unseen levels of evil undeterred, and now it's like
asshole who denies science got his and you're like that

(03:40):
makes sense, right, Okay, the headline sucked around and found out. Wow,
I didn't usually he suked around and didn't find out,
So uh, yeah, that there's there's something there, but I
don't know that. It's all like you never know what
to feel good about this, you know. That's why I
feel like we have to savor this this moment because

(04:01):
we don't know what's coming next, and it's just nice
to feel happy for a second. And even this could
you know, backfire, could after in a million ways, this
could backfire. That's why I'm saying, let's just take a moment.
People are already using the timeline of him going in
Friday and out Monday on this and three days later

(04:22):
he has Risen type ship. Yes, you know what I mean.
You see another one of those terrible patriotic paintings coming,
like Jesus Trump Elvis and they're standing on the body
of Covid. It's it's Trump lifting Jesus up in his

(04:43):
arms and he's like, I've got it from here, bro.
It's like the Piata, you know, where it's like Mary
holding Jesus on her lap, but instead it's Trump and
he's holding Jesus on his lap and he's like, I
got you, my man, I got through Covid. I'm sure
I can bring you back. Yeah, there's somebody already painting
that mural in Burbank right now. I think for sure.

(05:04):
I was thinking Trump bursting forth from Fauci's chest like
a chest burster would be interesting. I'm sure that, uh
that some of your fans the Zigang can definitely hook
that up that art seems within reach for us. The
scene outside of Walter Read is apparently just all sorts

(05:27):
of next level like you know, partying at the edge
of the end of history type people just out there
being like I would die for him, and playing Eye
of the Tiger and like running up and down the
Median while like traffic whizzes by. There was this Washington
Post article that was just like, man his he might
be struggling, but his followers are just inspired. Uh. All right, Sophia,

(05:53):
We're gonna get to know you a little bit better
in a moment. First, we're gonna tell our listeners just
a couple of things we're talking about out. We're gonna
obviously talk about that big story to which we have
been alluding, the President testing positive for COVID, lying about it,
uh than people around him getting it. Um, just a
real microcosm of how his inability to deal with the

(06:18):
facts around COVID nineteen led to the national uh and
global meltdown. We're seeing that in real time among his
circle because everybody everybody's getting it, because he was like,
don't tell anybody. Uh, Mom's gonna be so mad. Don't
tell anyone that I got it. We're gonna talk about

(06:41):
Pope Francis. Uh, and not just because we're all praying
for the president and invoking his name, but he came
out with some some spicy political takes. Uh. We're gonna
talk about some brain bleach what we watched over last weekend. Miles,
you you're down with the secret now? It sounds like

(07:02):
I've fully drenched my brain and blaze. I don't know
what's going on, man, but I'm we'll see. We'll see
if the secret works by the end of this week. Um.
I made it through the first two seasons of Cobra Kai. Uh.
So I will talk about that, Sophia. Did you watch
either of those? No? I did not. Instead, I started

(07:24):
rewatching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Okay, well we can talk
about that as well. All of that plenty Moore. But first, Sophia,
what is something from your search history that's revealing about
who you are? Okay? So, I've been watching The British
Bake Off because it's so soothing, and then I was
telling Max that one of the guys on it is

(07:46):
from Little Britain, which is a British sketch show. And
then I was telling him that my other favorite British
sketch show is that Mitchell and web Look, and then
I told him that it has one of the best
sketches of all time named Number Wang and so then
I googled number show him, yeah, exactly, show him the sketch.
It is basically an absurd take on what a game

(08:08):
show is and it is really fucking funny. And I
know that, like I'm going to get along with someone
if I show them Number Waning and they're like this
is it or they already know it. So yeah, it's
the first sketch that I ever saw that got stuck
in my head like a really good like song. Like
it was like I could that's a number wing, Like
I just every time somebody would say something like that's

(08:30):
a number wing and in my head, it's a great sketch.
Everybody should watch it fully rhythm based and just like
absurd and amazing. And Olivia Coleman's in it. Oh, I
didn't even realize that. Yeah, she's one of the sketch
players on that Mitchell and weblook and she's amazing and
one of my favorite other bits on on that sketches.

(08:51):
When they introduced themselves, or like he introduces the panelists
and he goes, h, this is so and so from Somerset,
and this is so and so, um not from some
or I sucked it up. But they're always from the
same place, but he says it like they're from different
places or uh, yeah, it's just great. And then when
they lose, they get like a box on their head.

(09:12):
It's fucking dope. I'm not going to tell it. I'm
what is something you think is overrated? Um? Not celebrating
Trump getting COVID Because I had this conversation with my
mom yesterday and she's like, yeah, you know what, I like,
just wouldn't wish that on anyone, even my enemies. And

(09:33):
I was like, that's what enemies are for. Are you
fucking kidding me? That's literally what they're for. And then
I was like, but I'm like, also, like, don't pretend
you're better than like everyone, Like you've never wished death
on anyone, really, like you've never been in traffic. Okay,
You're fucking perfect. I wish death on my favorite bakery yesterday.

(09:58):
And I personally have been keeping them in business alone
the whole pandemic. It was just because they closed an
hour early, and I didn't know, and I was like, funck, y'all,
you're dead to me now, I wish myself to die. Ye,
try and find some loose locks of hair from the
owner so I can do a proper offering. It really
really burned this thing down, you know. So I'm just saying,

(10:20):
let's stop pretending we're better than this. Like you have
wished for people to die before, don't lie right personally,
Like I get the impulse to be like, personally, it's
not good for you to like have that sort of
you know, anger towards someone. But at this like this

(10:41):
is you know, we do the go back in time?
Would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler? Thing?
I said the same thing to my mom. I'm like,
how are you feel feeling sorry? But he's a murderer
and a rapist. I'm like, you would not feel bad
about wishing death on Hitler? And she's like, well, Hitler
is different. I'm like, na, really yeah, And we know

(11:02):
that he's going to try and you know, use authoritarian
methods to stay in power and mess with the election,
at which point his followers who would die for him,
as they've told us, are going to, you know, start
harming people. So this would be one one peaceful way out.

(11:24):
But uh, you know it's not not my place to
make that call, you know, so what stop my celebration? Yeah,
I I say everybody should should feel people got like
it's it all, it's I think it's very different for
however you look at it, what what's been able to

(11:44):
sustain you from like a uh karmic score level. I
think like on one end, I feel like in a
way like I was saying, like I was like, oh,
this makes sense. Finally a headline that makes sense that
doesn't defy everything that I thought was good about the
universe and accepted science. Then I got like three d

(12:06):
billion other things I'm worried about with the direction of
the country that I'm also like, uh god, even even
if the Trump nightmare ends, like there's just so fucking
much like still left to undo. Something like part of
me is like evacillated between like feeling that things are
operating universally in some some right way, and then the

(12:29):
other time I'm just like still kind of like thinking
of all the work that's to be done, kind of
getting overwhelmed. So it's a lot you know you're feeling
a lot at the same time. That's what this year
is though, Yeah, what is something you think is underrated?
So few? Um, you know, I'm just here to beat
the drum for Russian food, you know, really fucking underrated.

(12:49):
Russian food is delicious um, and you should uh definitely
look up how to make some of it, because now
is the time to make some delicious stuffed peppers. You
can make some delicious Let's see. I don't know what
my favorite dishes are, but like they're always really simple
and just there. Mylesland I talked a lot about this

(13:12):
on I need a fiance right now. Spreads and food
just make you feel good. And what a good time
to learn about new food all you're locked inside, So
just check out Russian food. Olivia, what's that? What's your Olivia?
Olivia's are like, um, it's our potato salad and it's
fucking dope. We also have which is which is another salad. Um.

(13:34):
It's like a takeoff of Olivia, but it's with beets
and it's not dressed with like Mayo was dressed with
like um oil and salt and pepper. But still great.
We've got a lot of culbasad that's really nice. A
lot of different kinds of cheeses. We have um really
good tongue. I know your guys are like gross, but no,

(13:55):
it's amazing. Uh, you guys want to check out all
of our um different salted and um smoked fishes. A
restaurant that you own, right the way you're saying that,
I love it like a Russian Delhi basically, and load

(14:16):
up on all of the things I just said and
just try them. And like, even our desserts are dope.
We have this like amazing thing that's looks like um walnuts,
but they are made of cookie material and inside they're
filled with like a condensed milk thing, right, is what
we call them. And they're so good. I'm not even

(14:38):
going to get into all the different cakes, which are
all a billion layers. Unlike so good. We put more
ring in there, we put sour cherries in there. I mean,
you name it, it's in there. Russian cake is the ship.
So just here to beat the drum for Russian food. Yeah, yeah,
I feel like there's a bunch of food that like
Russian food. I feel like has a has a moment coming.

(14:59):
Persian food. I feel like as a moment coming like
we've barely scratched the surface. Like when you look back
at it was like the nineties, people are like, what
about Chinese food? This stuff? Yeah, stuff food like yeah,
like that just the wave of people being like Italian

(15:20):
foods amazing and then Italian food is bad for you.
Like that was not that long ago. That was within
my lifetime and I'm not old, but I'm not that old.
Now people are like edge lords because they're like, have
you had this kim cheese stuff? That's yeah, our pickled

(15:42):
mushrooms are the ship. Sorry, America doesn't have a cuisine.
We just like cycle through discovering and adding. We're like
the I think barbecue is like our one one of
our true Yeah that's right, barbecue and soul food. But
like I feel like, you know, the main thing that
America is is the cheesecake factory menu where they're just

(16:07):
like ed other people's cuisine and then loaded up with cream,
cheese or mayonnaise. Um. I was gonna say, Sophia that
that no mayonnaise thing is not going to work out here,
my friend. Unfortunately, you know, there's two versions with a
side of mayo at least fifty percent mayo. Like my

(16:31):
chicken littles just drenched in mayo when I'm at the factory.
Speaking of little chicken, has anybody had the spicy McNuggets
and American American cuisine? They're they're actually spicy. I'm not
gonna lie, but like the right level or like in
the they're spicy. And I don't mean like there's actually

(16:52):
so hot that I'm like, oh ship, but they're spicy
enough that I'm like, okay, they're not lying, like at
least as right. Like I could see an elderly white
woman calling an ambulance for herself if she swallowed Are
they black pepper? Spicy? Like what's the spices? A little
red tinge on them? So like when it looks like,
you know, they're following the aesthetical like hot chicken. Yeah,

(17:13):
where it's like you've seen fried chicken boat with red Donalds.
The other thing I will have to say one more
time is somebody who's grown up eating nuggets the I
don't know what the batter if it's a little more
delicate when you take a bite, more delicate than when

(17:33):
they're not red, Like yeah, exactly when they're not red,
when they're brown. Then the like the chunks of cardboards
just come off when you bite into it. But this
one it feels dead like it like a lightly fried
band aid. The chicken is the McNugget quality like slurry chicken, right,
it's yeah, yeah, yeah, they're not sucking around. No, that

(17:55):
real chicken, that crab, real chicken. They tried to give
us with the chicken strips. Gotta but gotta be Google,
gotta be that. That Yeah, just hits different. You know.
There was a meme that was showing like how the
dinosaur evolved into the chicken and then the chicken gave
us the goo that created dinosaur nuggets and be like

(18:19):
your full circle. And I was like, this is uh, finally, Sophia,
what's a myth? What's something people think it is true?
You know to be false? Okay, I don't know that
this is false, but I looked it up because I
was disturbed that this is a myth. It's okay, you
guys know about cocoa the gorilla, right m hm? And

(18:40):
like how you know real smart gorilla? Two thousand words
understanding like could could say or say quote unquote yeah
a thousand and like she cried when Robin Williams died
and shipped like that, you know, like best friends with
Mr Rogers, like this is like our most celebrated marilla

(19:00):
heroin that we have. And so okay, turns out that
she might not have known how to do any of
that or a lot of that, and was just like
reinforced by like her handlers, Like for example, when she
would sign something that didn't make sense, like she apparently
signed nipple all the time, which made me laugh all lout.

(19:23):
I was like maybe she was a comedian and they
just didn't get her. But she would just randomly, I guess,
go nipple, and then the handlers would sign like you're
being like that's silly, You're being silly, and then just
like try to get like wait, I guess for her
to like sign something that they could have signed meaning
to sometimes so they were just saying, like the Coco thing,

(19:45):
like you might we might have been idolizing the fucking
wrong gorilla and like maybe we should have been. We
should we should look to her, we should look look
at our other gorilla heroes. That's what I'm saying. Diombe

(20:07):
is not a myth, and so yeah, it just made
me sad. That's interesting because like one of the earliest
animal like there there was a thing where a horse
new addition, like uh, not the band new addition, but
understood how to do mathematical addition. I know a lot
of people have Bobby Brown leap into their mind when

(20:28):
I said that, but no, I mean it figured out addition.
But then it turned out it was all based on uh,
the owner of the horse being nearby and like going
off of what the owners. Yeah, exactly, That's how it
was like doing this like stomp thing. Whenever they got
to the right answers, they could like just sense because

(20:50):
humans are more transparent than they think they are, so yeah,
like sort of a more guess and check than like
conversing with an animal that has consciousness. That that is
a bummer. And then like I was like, did she
really cry for Robin williams um because she apparently like
signed signed like sad, bad sad or whatever. And then

(21:12):
they were saying she might have just been going off
of the fact that like all the handlers were really sad,
so she was like, oh, like we're all sad, you know,
And she just seems like she wouldn't give a funk
about Robin Williams. She was like, he stole jokes. I
know this. Yeah, I think Cocos has some undiagnosed like
hemorrhoids or something at the time as well that they

(21:34):
weren't quite connecting to DUTs On. So if she signed
nipple at him, he would have known that was a
great joke. I mean, it is, like, it's not dissimilar
from children, like children will as they're learning words, will
you know, they figure out what words are bad and

(21:55):
like what like heightens the tension in the room, and
then they'll repeat those it's over and over and over
again until uh, you know, to to get a rise.
So I mean that's probably where nipples coming from. I
love that. You just like dad analyze the gorilla. Yeah,
well no, I'm yeah, I'm gorilla analyzing my kids. Yeah,

(22:19):
you show them, you show him those Cocoa tapes, Like, oh, Dad,
trying to get your kids into sports, but look at Cocoa. Now,
that's what you gotta do. All right, let's take a
quick break and we'll be right back. And we're back

(22:44):
and all right, so let's get into it. The timeline
seems to have been we we thought the timeline was
that the president got his test results back one am
Friday morning. Turns out he had to stop positive with
a quick return, quick quick turnaround UH COVID test rapid

(23:06):
test on Thursday earlier. Still went to his UH people
on Wednesday were like, yo, he looks sick. Still went
to his thing on his meeting on Thursday where he
didn't wear a mask, was you know, spreading it around,
and then was saying, don't tell anybody. Come on, let's
keep it down, keep it quiet. Boy, I don't have ship.

(23:29):
You have it. Um, don't don't tell about my hair either,
it's not real. Don't tell that about that either, or
my money. I don't Actually I'm I'm broke as fuck.
I'm broke his fok on bald, and I have COVID.
Don't tell anybody any of those things. They don't know
that about me yet. Um. There's one point where he
reportedly said, am I going to go out like like
his friend that had yeah, who died of COVID? Um,

(23:51):
but his doctors have been I don't know. It's been
a very interesting and exactly what you would expect from
this administration, scian, you know, show of banding together and
just lying there fucking faces off, but not being good
enough at it to get away with it. Yeah, that's
the trouble of being a doctor because like you kind

(24:13):
of get into it to like be honest with people
about their health so you can find out the best
outcome for them, rather than being like, Now, I got
into being a doctor so I could gaslight my patients.
Were weird press conferences I do where I'm mad evasive
when people ask about the health of them. Um, because
we went from he's fine to then being like, yo,
there's a is he on oxygen? And then when the

(24:35):
first press conference happened with Dr Conley, he was like, look, y'all,
he's fine, and do not ask if he's on oxygen
because I'm going to be real evasive throughout this whole thing.
Is not on oxygen, right, So on oxygen, he is
not currently on oxygen. I mean technically, if he inhales,

(24:57):
that's oxygen. So I don't know how you want me
to answer that because it's all oxygen, like a vague question, honestly.
And then after the oxygen yes, is a human market
Meadows went off the record, pulled aside some reporters and
like on camera was caught saying, hey, like, can we

(25:18):
go off the record real quick, and and in that
moment they say he told them that they were actually concerned,
um with the state of his health because his oxygen
levels had gone down. They were like, oh, so they
had to be very sure. Then the doctors came out
were like, look, man, the reason we said all that
stuff about the oxygen is we just wanted to keep
the vibes up. Okay, you know how patients need to

(25:41):
keep they're they're they're like, you know, positive thinking up.
So we thought if we lied to the whole country
about it, that probably really cheer him up. I figured
we could secret the funk out of this COVID thing
they said they were trying to. When asked why they lied,
they said they were trying to control the course of
the virus, which just basically means wants him to get

(26:03):
too down in the dumps. People are trying be nice
to him out of like dying, which is always you know,
it's just circles and circles of gas lighting each other,
Trump gas lighting them back. It's a mess. Everyone knows

(26:23):
viruses respond best to lying and flattery, and I think
this is going to cure him. But I think that's
basically a good metaphor for his entire presidency and all
the people around him who enabled him. And then we're
like the best thing to do would be just to
like be there to catch like the really wild ship
that he's gonna do, like take take the papers off

(26:45):
his desk. But then you know, he ultimately always has
the last laugh. He ultimately always uh you know, by
destroying all truths around him. That isn't the truth he
wants to exist. It's he can kind of keep keep
the momentum going. Then the other thing that got everybody
talking was then the doctors on time. Okay, okay, you

(27:06):
got me. He's on oxygen fine, but only look only
real lightly though. Uh. And then he's like, okay, and
if I'm gonna be straight up, we did have him
on decks of meth zone, which is a store a
steroid typically used for more severe cases of COVID. Uh.
That's what many people were like, you, that's not a
good sign. Now I'm not a medical doctor, but I

(27:28):
will play one on this podcast and say that's alarming.
Um at the very least, because then there are many
people who were just like whether it was doctors and
things like that, saying like, there the side effects aren't
necessarily insignificant, um, when you're on when you're on this
like program of medication. And then on top of it,
you know, like you have to factor in the context

(27:49):
that this man is the fucking president. Uh so there's it.
We you know, it's like they say things are good,
but like but also he's on this like really powerful
medication that doesn't paint pictures. So everyone has been rightfully
pulled in like many directions, and now it's to the
point where the press is having trouble being like I
don't even know if we can fucking trust these doctors

(28:10):
or anything out of the White House to be any
indication of what the health of the leader of the
country is, which the people have the right to know,
because this man is sitting on things like nuclear codes,
and you don't want to have him being on some
decks of methozone trip u because his tweets look real cool.
Right now, This is like when essentially like people didn't

(28:33):
know forever whether Castro was dead or not. That is
like so fucking alarming that we don't know what is
going on with the health and well being of the
leader of this country. It's so wild and like, one
of the things that I think people aren't talking about
is how like the people that think he's doing well,
that is how steroids make you feel. Literally, I took

(28:57):
steroids when I was going through chemo, and I would
schedule all my stand up shows on the day on
those days, specifically because I knew I could do everything.
You know, how you feel what the steroids. Yeah, I'm like,
I'm gonna rip this mic in half. She's like, you
want me to see me chew this iron skillet? Yeah.
People were like, that's not what comedy is, and I

(29:17):
was like, I'll tell you what comedy is. Yeah. That
was my closer for a long time. But like people don't,
I think no, Like after the effect of the steroid
wears off, you feel like shit. You feel as bad

(29:39):
as you felt good, if not more so, and that
like a little like burst of strength and like craziness
that you get where you might be like, hey, let's
all get in this car and I have COVID. We'll
drive around and I'll wave with the veterans. That's exactly
the kind of ship you do when you're on steroids.
When I was in steroids for the first time, I
was like, I don't know, don't want to have eight kids?

(30:00):
Probably sounds good right now, Like, yeah, let's do it.
I was like, in general, I should probably make that decision.
I should probably tell my husband we got to start
working on it. You feel crazy, you feel strong, you
feel like, oh, no one can tell me shit. It's
honestly like a form of mania when you're on like
roight it up like that. But that, I mean, that

(30:21):
is pretty standard for this presidency. Right. Well, there's many
waves of tweets, and but the thing is you don't
know if it's the medication his own personality because you
could predict, right, even aside from the decks of metha
zone stuff. Because he was apparently piste that Mark Meadows
was out here saying like, we're afraid for his life.

(30:44):
He's like, he did not like that. So then the
next step almost seems to make sense, where he's like,
let me get my fucking secret service detail to get
in a literally hermetically sealed fucking vehicle. This I'm not
The car is made to withstand a chemical attack, so
when the windows are up, uh, don't you don't you

(31:05):
open up that window because there ain't no anecdote. Uh.
All these people are like, Yo, this is a fucking problem,
and you got me in this car because you need
to go out there and wave at some gun humpers
circle jerking outside the hospital so you can get your
optics up. Like it's There are a lot of Secret
Service agents off record being like this is not like

(31:26):
this guy has never given a shit about us, and
uh still does not give a shit about us. There
has been President LBJ once piste on a Secret Service
agent uh and then when asked why he was doing that,
said it was his prerogative. Uh, And that didn't come
out until ten years later. Because the Secret Service is

(31:48):
typically like you know, they'll do anything for the president
because that's their job. They will die for the president.
But in this case they're like, yeah, but he's just
like needlessly fucking with us, Like he's needless. There's a difference,
you know, like because so many on their right or
like it's their job to die for the hive, that's
what they signed up for, whatever he wants. But it's

(32:11):
one thing when they're there in their duty to protect
the president from outside attack or aggressors. Or someone trying
to an outside person trying to do the president harm
versus the president basically coming out here saying like, all right,
so here's the deal, y'all. You're gonna get sick because
I say so, Like, now they're being they're being put
in a position by the president. The president is now

(32:31):
doing them harm. He is already being It's just it's
a complete uh like inversion of like the dynamic of
who protects who or whatever, And it's just it's chaotic.
The call cannot be coming from inside the house. They're like,
that's not our job to protect the president from the
president and so us from the president. No, that's not

(32:53):
what we do, right, I mean I guess that, like,
you know, because I'm like, what if he if he
like put his hands on a Secret Service agent or
something because he was just getting angry about some people,
Like I mean, that's their job, you know, is to
be a punching bag when he's when he's just getting
when he's going through it is to help make him
feel like a big guy. But it's yeah, it really

(33:15):
it's just you always kind of wonder when how much
longer people could support him, right because now so many
people are looking at their own situation where if you're
a Secret Service agent, you're like, I might get COVID.
We're seeing I might have lifelong complications because of it.
I have to be quarantined for two weeks because of

(33:35):
all this. It's uh, I'm I'm curious when like enough
people around him are starting to be like yo, man,
like we've uh, we're at that point now where like
we will just we're physically going to have problems by like,
you know, staying on this ride for too long. It'll
be like a fish out of water comedy where the
Secret Service guy just like stomps out of the car

(33:57):
and he like grabs one of the people from the
side of the road who are like Trump supporters, and
it's like secret Service, now, yeah, you'll take a bullet
from me, now, um yeah. I also feel like he
has been exhibiting very high person behavior like he always
does kind of but almost like more of a like

(34:18):
everything is love type behavior. Fucking steroids man. He literally
tweeted love and all caps exclamation point at one point
over the weekend. I feel like the let's go for
a ride, everybody, Let's get in the car. We're going
for a ride, I don't give a funk about the
risk and get back to the White House and tell
Milania he loves her, like he's going to do some

(34:39):
wild ship people are not expecting, and not like wild
in the way that he has been, but wild like, oh,
thank you, Mr President, here's a dollar Jimmy by your
sophocore Candy. I feel like that whole like sequence leading
up to him getting in that like SUV outside of
Walt Read was like him in a row with like

(35:01):
tissue boxes on his feet and he's like, come on,
let's go. We'll get into Spruce Goose. Let's get in.
And he's like and he's like he pulls a gun
on the Secret Service. He's like, I said, get in.
Uh it really Yeah, it's very much like I mean
the stream of consciousness. Sweeting is like it's just space
force vote four oh one K vote religious liberty, vote,

(35:26):
law and order vote. It's like Jolian isis vote vote
burn notice vote Okay, I'm down, But yeah, there's a
it's it's it's I don't know, like that's where you
realize like if he's also dealing like with that Shakespearean
moment where like he does feel like the walls are

(35:48):
closing in and he's like trying what kind of bargaining
he's doing in his own head? What it's just Yeah,
but the tone is very different and yeah, yeah, feel
like it's the whole like like that. It's like he's
still vibe in when he's tweeting that. I think he's
like in that love moment still, He's like, these people

(36:09):
are with me, they know what the fun hitting. Okay, Yeah,
they're definitely letting the best, the best news into him
and not the not the people who are like, yeah,
this would actually be for the best if you just
kind of went away. Um, because he keeps feeling like
I'll never forget it you guys, You guys are the kindest,
the most beautiful people. Um. Yeah, but you can just

(36:31):
tell he like lacks the anger that usually animates him. Um,
and he sort of comes off his list lists in
these videos, uh, where he's just kind of there's the
one where he you know, talks for four minutes about
how well he's doing and how great it is, and
uh there's a moment where it seems like he's gonna

(36:52):
throw up and then he like just swallows it back down.
And there's the amazing photo op where he's just signing
a blank white piece of paper and just just him
with a blank white piece of paper putting his signature
in the middle of it, which might be how he
does business. He might actually just be like, all right,
I'll put a bill around that I've done the signing,

(37:13):
I've done the hard pare. It's like the same way
like someone who's seen like an E. D M, d
J do their job, or you're like, I think they
just go up there and they twist these knops, right,
and like his idea of beingper I was like what
do you do? You say to the desk and you
just signed papers and stuff you like approved not approved?
Next great job, but what not? Fuck don't like it.

(37:36):
There are these two photos of him doing that in
separate rooms, uh, and like with separate backgrounds to imply
like he's so on the job, he's doing everywhere. He's
doing his job everywhere, and someone like to the Meditati,
realized they were taking minutes apart and like so he's
just like walking from one room to the next, feeling
like sign a blank piece of paper there and over here,

(37:58):
I'm going to be reading blank piece of paper and
now let me get back to hitting them, hitting that
good ivy, that deck that the well, you know, the
other element of it too is right now we have
Kaylee mcinaney, the Press Secretary positive, Kelly and Conway positive.
Even Kelly and Conway's daughter went on TikTok my fucking

(38:20):
mom game the COVID, which is so wild, but she
fucking broke her mom having COVID before the media. I think, yeah,
that's what That's what Claudia Conway does, you know what
I mean? Uh So, on top of that, all these
surrogates now are scrambling because like the main people who
used to be on TV like are sick, like Chris Christie.

(38:42):
There's all so many senators from all because of that,
Amy Coney, Barrett Rosegard what they call the rose Garden
massacre now, which is like apparently the top GOP super
spreader event of the year. And now they have people
coming on TV really really trying to say things that
maybe the President will see and then feel good about.

(39:03):
Because I just want to play this clip of you know,
someone going on Fox and trying to say how actually
the president getting COVID, Like it's that's like a wild
advantage for him as a leader. So is that something
we should expect with the best case scenario, the President
leaves the hospital today, gets back out on the campaign trail.
Will we see changed messaging when it comes to the

(39:25):
coronavirus and will it move more to a forefront of
the President's messagings and key issues. Well, first hand experience
is always going to change how someone relates to something
that's been happening. The President has coronavirus right now. He
is battling it head on as toughly as only President
Trump can. And listen that of course that's going to

(39:46):
change the way that he the way that he speaks
of it, because it will be a first hand experience.
But you know that experience, that experience of not only coronavirus,
but being president of the United States. That's why you
just see a different tone overall from it. But it's
been experience. Sorry, yeah, but he started in law and
order and it's been the economy. Does this become a

(40:07):
key coronavirus as well? He's talked about it all and listen,
he has experiences commander in chief, he has experienced as
a business man, he has experience now fighting the coronavirus
as an individual those firsthand experiences. Joe Biden he doesn't
have those. He doesn't Wow, So Joe Biden doesn't he

(40:28):
doesn't know the virus. He doesn't know the virus. He
hasn't lived through it, he hasn't fought it off. Um. Yeah,
I mean you can't fight that logic. That is uh,
you know, when you find those pictures of Donald Trump
in black face, don't tell him he doesn't know about
what it's like to be black in America. Okay, That's
why we stand with like, what is what is this

(40:49):
logic about? H And actually that's the reason I got
breast cancer is I was like, I don't really understand cancer,
you know, would really help. I should probably get it.
I should probably get it, and then then I'll get
it because before that I was making fun of people
who had cancer all the time. I was like, fuck
you, you you losers. And then I got him, and I

(41:09):
was like, you know what I'm gonna think that I'm
gonna read this is I think the most dangerous thing
possible out of this is that somehow he gains some
shred of empathy that comes across to people, and that
would act like, you know, I joke him like he's
gonna be more racist and more violent. But imagine like

(41:30):
he really gets scrooged out of this thing and he's like,
oh fuck, I've been living wild. I gotta do something right.
Those ghosts freaked me out. I'm sorry, Herman, I'm sorry Herman.
And then he's like, we gotta do right by these people.
He's like, we gotta, we gotta knock this thing out.
So I don't know, it's everything is so unsettled. This

(41:50):
idea that he could be back in the White House,
I mean, as we record this by the end of
day Monday, seems like a stretch based on what they're
saying about his other conditions, but also seeing that this
guy just got a bunch of people to get into
an airtight vehicle with him. I have a feeling even
if they said, Mr President, you really need to stays
like Natholk out of here. I need to be in
the White House to take some photos at the in

(42:12):
the Oval office and be really sick there. He's the
most powerful person in the world. He is now actively
shedding like virus wherever he goes, and he doesn't believe
in science, so that that is kind of a recipe
for disaster for anyone who's uh, who's around him on

(42:32):
a regular basis. But well, we'll see where we end up.
It's what it's, as tagline says it, that's what it's
because he's who he's. That's right. All right, let's take
a quick break and we'll be right back with some
brain bleach and we're back. And uh, Miles, you watched

(43:07):
The Secret. I watched Cobra Kai The Secret. I I
gotta know what what is the secret? Just tell me.
Shout out to Zeke Gang for helping me locate this
film because I did not want to locate it. And
then I cast my gaze upon this nightmare. Uh so

(43:29):
I don't I don't know where to start. First stop,
hold on, is this movie like new or old? It's new,
it's starting, Uh Katie Holmes, Okay, it's got to be dude,
it's got yeah, exactly. You know, Katie Holmes is only
in new stuff. But this film was with Katie Holmes

(43:51):
Josh Lucas and it was like sort of the main dude.
And then like Jerry O'Connell plays like this dude who's
like longing for her long story short is she's playing
a mother, a widow who has three kids and they're
in some hard times. You know nothing. Josh Lucas. He's
like one of those dudes where I could tell you

(44:11):
you need to see his face and then you'd be like, oh, yeah,
Josh Lucas. Yeah, he's like because I know, handsome dude
who was in a bunch of movie forgettable movies in
the past. So you guys don't know either. That's all
I was checking. No, but it would be one of
those things when you when you see him, you're like, Oh,
this dude, but you're like, I didn't know his name
was Josh Lucas because he's like a stock photo of

(44:33):
an actor. Do you see Ford v. Ferrari? No, and no,
and I do not recognize him. He looks like poor
man's Kevin Costner. If you heard his voice, his voice
kind of puts it all together. He's a Costner Ryan
what's his name? Uh, who's the who's the real hunky dude.

(44:55):
He's not hunky though. It's not a yeah yeah Ryan
Jack O'Brien. No, he's he's a blend of I see
a lot of Costner. I see a lot of Gosling.
I think he's like a blend of Costner Gosling. He's ash, yeah, yeah,
that's Gostner wrapped up in a Gostner blanket. So this

(45:20):
uh So anyway, She's like, none of the things are
going right for this family, Like their stressed, the kids
like don't like their house. The one one of the
daughters is like jealous that are the classmates. Sweet sixteen
is going to have a fucking have food trucks. This
other little girl wants yeah, you know what I mean. Uh.
And and then one day, uh, in the midst of

(45:41):
the chaos, Katie Holmes like like rear ends this guy
in a truck and it's Josh Lucas and he's like,
so the whole thing is based around him being this
kind of like mysterious guy and his whole like outlook
is super positive. She's like when she rear ends him,
his truck's fine, but hers is like the bumpers off
and she's like, damn it, I can't afford the blah blah.
And he's like, hey, it's all good, and luckily my
car is not damaged, so let me help you out,

(46:03):
and he like fixes her truck and like they're hanging
out at their house, and she's like, this man is
beginning to learn a little bit more about her like
life situation, and like first like they're like, we want
to have dinner and she's like, we want pizza, and
Katie homes like, we can't afford pizza. She's like, that's right,
because we're poor, and like the Katie homes like leaves

(46:23):
the scene for a second, and then this Josh Lucas
guys like, look, just because you have no pizza doesn't
mean you can't have it. If you just think a
lot about pizza, you'll be able to get it. And
it has like this very like barbarically distilled down version
of the flaw of attraction, essentially like the most passive form,
which is like just think about pizza and it's magic.

(46:43):
And then fucking like clockwork, what the hex who's at
the door? Hey, I've got a pizza that that character
literally described two pages ago, word for word. I have
this exact order here for this family. It's already been
paid for, don't even worry about it. And they're like,
oh cool, it came from mom's Katie Holmes boyfriend Jerry
O'Connell and like slowly. There's he's like all these moments

(47:04):
where they're like, oh my god, it's like happening. Jerry
O'Connell has money and he's not helping Katie Holmes. But
Josh La it's very weird, like they're dating, but like
she's kind of like doesn't she's not really feeling Jerry
O'Connell because he's like a herb anyway, like you could
tell he's like he's like one of his character pulls
up like a down vest and you're like, all right,

(47:25):
get the funk out of here, like you already. Jerry
Oconnell has huge herb vibes. I totally get what you mean.
Oh yeah, yeah, he's a herbivore and the whole thing
with it's he's like a rich guy. But then sous
is on Alpha I get it, bro, But all he
keeps saying is all this like lame shit. He's like, no,
don't worry about it. She's like, look, Josh Lucas, like

(47:47):
I can't just keep thinking like there's a hole in
my roof. I can't just think of a new roof
to come by. I have these bills. It's not a
check is just gonna show up for the exact amount
I need blah blah blah, and then throughout the film
you realize get the roof fixed, A fucking check arrives
for the exact thing. But then there's like, there's like
a whole fucking twist, which is that Katie Holmes husband
died in a plane crash, and Josh Lucas was with

(48:09):
him on that flight and he was the only person
who survived that crash. But also like took a patent
that Katie Holmes dead husband had invented and improved it
and like got and like started becoming wealthy. And the
reason he even found Katie Holmes was to tell her
that he had put the patent in her name and
she can expect checks to come in. But because he

(48:30):
was like kind of vibing with her, he didn't tell her.
So it became like the typical rom com thing where
one character has been deceiving the other and then when
it matters, they're like, you deceived me this whole time,
I don't understand, and they're like, but it was for
a good reason. I was on the plane that your
husband died in and I stole his patent, and then
I it's like it gets so convoluted and then like

(48:50):
there actually is no good reason for the lie. It
seems like she would have been really happy to hear
all of that from just right at the beginning, just
straight up yeah, without him trying to be like like
quirky hippie guy, where I saved her a lot of
worrying and then he didn't even have to lie about
the secret. But the secret is not like the I
have not read the secret. I just live it, like

(49:12):
the President. I don't read the books. I just live
the books. And so I know the philosophy of the secret.
It's not that like if you imagine a pizza and
your brand someone's going to deliver a pizza is no, no,
But that's so there are many ways, like people preach
the law of attraction, Like I think the Secret is
like the most I think broad version and is basically

(49:36):
gets a lot of people hooked because they're trying to
sell it to you as magic. Like, oh, the problem
is your inability to like communicate your needs to other people.
It's that you just don't think about shit enough. It's like, No,
that's like a really weird way to describe, Like that's
not self help um, because I do, like, on a
certain level, I do believe that there is a power

(49:58):
to how you look at your own life. Not necessarily
that like if I think about PS. Five, someone's gonna
knock on my door and just drop one off, But
I do believe in, like, you know, that perception is reality, right,
And if you're in a negative headspace and you're only
looking at negative like only thinking about what's wrong in
your life, then your confirmation bias is only going to

(50:18):
look for negative shit and you be like, of course
this thing went wrong. Of course, this happened, of course,
But and you get so much momentum going that yes,
that it feels like that's how your world is. But
at the same time, I think, like just I think
an easier way to look at the secret is like
you can also just sort of like try and look
for the positive things that are happening to you and

(50:38):
just be more aware of that rather than in a
in a mode where like everything sucks. Of course it sucks.
Of course that sucks, to sort of like, yeah, something suck,
but some things are good. Oh, hey that happened, that
was cool. Oh that happened, that was cool. And then
from there you could very like. I think it's really
more about having more of a positive outlook and having
positive self talk more than like the magic of rear

(50:59):
ending some dude in a fucking four f one fifty
who has a magical patent that will get your daughter
a pony and you arrange rover. Yeah, that's that's interesting.
Um so that that sounds not worth watching. It's it's
where like you're like, oh my god, I have to

(51:19):
watch this. I mean, like, I think, look, if you
if you're feeling really shitty, uh, and you watch this,
you'll probably feel good because it almost it feels like fantasy.
You're like, everything that's been going wrong for this person
has been until one day everything that could go right
does start going right. And sure, like just the act

(51:41):
of watching the pendulum swing the other way maybe like
fine or whatever. But I mean it's not like a
good it's not even like a good romance film or
anything like that. Plus you gotta pay for it and
put money into these people's pockets. Are like, no, it's
a hard pass. You don't you don't, you don't need to,
you don't need to waste your time on it. I
think telling you right now is fine. It reminds me
of Pay It Forward. It wasn't like one of those

(52:01):
like American self help philosophy books that got adapted into
a movie that was just basically like dramatizing a very
simplistic philosophy. But like that didn't quite work out unless
you're a fan of cinema, in which case, uh, Paying
Forward is one of the finest films of time. And

(52:23):
the thing the film does though, is like they make
Josh Lucas the way he talks to be like, man,
if I was like that, I guess I would have
everything because he's like so weird and cryptic, like where
he's checking out of a hotel and the the concierge,
the woman at the concierge, she's like studying for her
l SATs, and he's like when he's checking out, he's like, hey,
good luck on your el SATs. She's like, oh, I

(52:44):
don't know, it's just so hard. He's just so overwhelming.
I I just think maybe I won't do well. And
he's like, hey, hey, hey, can you see yourself being
a lawyer? Take a second right now? Can you see
yourself being a lawyers that real? And she's like, yeah,
I can see it. It's it's so real to me.
And he's like, then so can I and he like
walks off and she's like, wow, I don't know what

(53:06):
the funk that meant. I want to fuck that man. Yeah.
So in the end, I would say, like, yo, like
a cheap version is like just a less uh uh
spooky way to do the secret. Try and just you know,
change your negative self talk to more positive things, trying
to look for the positive in your life. I think
that's a better message than like then saying like, you

(53:29):
know your life is bad and the reason is you're
not wishing enough, which is what you actually I think
the lesson is, um, your life isn't great because your
husband didn't die in a plane crash next to Josh
Lucas and leave him a patent that Josh Lucas could
improve and then make a lot of money off of
and then pay you back for the money. You have

(53:51):
to talk about a relatable circumstance. Yeah, we've all been there.
On everyone has this story in their life, honest, You'll
love it's jarring in this and that that plot line
comes in way too late in the film and you're like,
what is this now? Like, I just thought it was
about a dude come into this small town and changing
people's lives, and now he might be like and the

(54:12):
end at a certain point like did he kill the wait? What?
That would have been a way better movie. I thought
it was going to be a horror. When you were
setting it up, I was like, oh, ship and the
like is he the devil? And then it's way lamer
than that. I wish just like you've been thinking about
him and I'm here to reunite, y'all. We should write

(54:33):
The Secret as a horror. I mean, yeah, I'm sure
that's that's out there, right. That's definitely a goose Bumps
book that already was be careful what you wish for?
It was there you go, all right? So I watched
Cobra Kai a couple of weeks back. Everybody loves it.
It's great. It's really great. Um, it's so much better

(54:54):
than it needs to be. Uh, so much better than
I was expecting it to be. The basic conceit is
that Johnny is and this is this is the reality.
If you go back and watch the original Karate Kid,
Daniel's kind of a drag is where this reboot comes from.

(55:14):
It's like Daniels kind of annoying, uh and kind of
a dick, and Johnny also a dick. But so they
do they make one key change in the first one.
In the like original movie, Johnny was a rich kid
and now he's blue collar and that's not how America works. Actually,

(55:36):
America is like one of the most deterministic society statistically
based on class. But you know, you get over this
quickly and enjoy the hell out of the show. But
it's just noteworthy that what the rules of the reality
they choose to change are, Like, the the only reason
that Daniel was actually sympathetic and the first one was

(55:58):
because he was blue collar and like the other kids
were kind of dicks and rich kids. Um. But they
like basically explained her way by being like, he only
lives in a mansion because his mom like married an
abusive asshole who uh like was rich in the first place.
And then Daniel is now like the they have Daniel,

(56:22):
he's he's like a card dealership owner who like has
exploited his teenage athletic success to become like a famous,
like local celebrity, which is a very real thing. Oh wait,
so they're they're adults in it. They're adults, yeah, like us, right,

(56:49):
so yeah, I should have set it up better. So
it's just present day what Daniel LaRusso would be doing,
what Johnny would be doing, and they flip it so
that Daniels this rich guy who you know, his success
in the All Valley Karate Tournament in high school has
like put him on this trajectory towards everyone to success. Yeah,

(57:11):
and then Johnny's loss in the All Valley Karate Tournament
has put him on a trajectory towards like now he's
just like an alcoholic who does like odd jobs for people,
and it's like he there's also like Billy's Avka is
a much better actor than I was expecting him to be.
Uh and like Billy's Avca is Johnny U same actor?

(57:35):
Genuinely like nails, The role of that has been eighties
douche to the point that it kind of borders on
like wait, has he time traveled here from the eighties
because he like the stuff. He's unaware of his pretty
uh pretty wild, but he's great. Um He's like always
calling girls babes and like, uhhh, it's it's really funny.

(57:59):
Um so is the and the actor is the same
of him for him to the actor is the same
for both. So it's Ralph Macio and Billie's ABCA are
the stars. Uh, Billy's ABCA is really good. Uh, Ralph
Maccio is really game, Like I I appreciate that he
was willing to be like, yeah, this guy kind of

(58:20):
sucks and like portray portray this role. But yeah, or
maybe he like actually thinks he's the good guy. I
don't know, but he's like in real life he's completely
misunderstood the script. He's like, this is great, man, this
is great. Like he's such an idiot. I like that.
I wish Billy's ABCA if you're saying he was like
so in the eighties, there of a moment he's like, hey,

(58:42):
hand me my bum equipment, tank top and gotcha pants.
I can go out into the world. Yeah, more or
less like he's full on. Uh, like he still dresses
like a cool guy from the eighties. He has like
a beat up camaro and um it loves yeah. And
Daniel is full on like has a has an espresso

(59:04):
machine and like really nice mcmanchion in the valley and
uh is just the worst. Is always like drinking wine
with his wife and being like Darlin, you know, he's
just he's just like such a you know, upper middle
class douche um and like they made him be like
basically how the eighties would like lampoon the idea of

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like the yuppie basically that now he's like the eighties.
He's yeah, right, right right. It's it's interesting because it's yeah,
like they totally flip it on its head where they're like, yeah,
we've rewatched this and like the guy who we rooted
for is a fucking drag. Like I made me want

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to see like a fair Bueller reboot. The acknowledges that
he's like a complete like American psycho style like capitalists, uh,
sociopath or I think Goonies is the one that's probably
the most ripe for this, uh sort of you could
because that town felt really lived in and the stakes

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of the universe were really fun. Bueller just ends up
becoming a Supreme Court justice or president, right exactly. I
only I had, like always just the biggest crush on
Cameron did not understand how him and Ferris's girlfriend didn't
actually get together because they were like real normal human

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beings that actually you liked, and then Ferris was like,
I don't know, like a weird I guess sociopath is right,
but I don't know. I don't think that's even the thing.
It's just like, yeah, you're right, he would have been president.
It's just a cult of personality that they were obsessed with.

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He's just so obsessed with how great he is. He
thinks anyway that he changes anybody else's life is like duh,
I get to do that. And even that, like he is,
Ferris Bueller is like true white man privilege. Like he's like,
I'm a fucking funk with my school. I'm gonna get
my friend to like fuck his dad's car up. I
have lizard brain. Everything's in service of my desires. Right now,

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I'll tell these people that did school, We'll go here,
we'll go there, will do this. I don't give a funk.
Watch me get in this fucking parade. I don't give
a fuck. So, you know, in a way, like we
all kind of need a little big bit of big
Ferris Bueller energy, but in the right direction because but yeah,
but I also see that as a guy who's like,
there are no limits to what I can do because
I have the star in Mario cut to your Running

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the Country. I want to rewrite fair Ferris Bueller where
Cameron and together yeah oh and Ferris gets cooked. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.
He doesn't make it to the parade because he's like, Ship,
I don't think I'm a good person. I have a
lot to think about. So basically, the plot of Cobra

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Kai is that Johnny meets a kid who's like the
modern day like underdog. He's like a poor kid who
lives in the same apartment complex as him. So he
like basically has a Miaggi Daniel friendship with this kid
who's really great. Like uh, and then Daniel meets somehow
through a convoluted set of circumstances that's actually kind of believable,

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Johnny's like estranged son, like to piss off his dad,
starts training with Daniel, and so then like they have
these like competing karate armies by the second season and
they're just like fighting each other all over the place. Uh.
Season two ends with like this massive fight where that

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I was like, wait, this is like everybody would get arrested.
This is so horrible. And then uh, yeah, well I
won't spoil it, but um, it's it's good. It's worth watching,
especially if you liked the original Karate Kid. Even if
you didn't, it's pretty fun. Uh. I love the original
Karate Kid. Oh man, I watched that movie so many times.

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That and Jaws were like my uh origin. Um yeah,
uh so shout out to Cobra Kai and the people
who made it made it really, you know, they just
took the job very seriously. They weren't like this is
just a reboot of some shitty eighties movie. They were like,

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you can tell they love the movie. There's like some
stuff in there about how you know, a toxic uh
you know, the John Creasy guy, like his the shadow
he casts over the lives of like these guys who
grew up under a toxic instructor or a toxic like
authority figure. It's pretty good. So yeah, highly recommend people

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should check it out if you want to uh your
reality for a little while. Yeah, totally starting. I need
to I need to put on my Side Out the
Side Out Universe reboot the Side Out Universe. Uh, Sophia,

(01:04:12):
it's been a pleasure having you as always. Where can
people find you and follow you? It's been so nice
being here. Thanks for having me. You can find me
on Twitter and Instagram at the Sophia s O F
I y A. And you should get my album Father's
Day wherever I listen to albums? And is there a

(01:04:33):
tweet or some other work of social media you've been enjoying? Yes? Okay? So,
as I was telling you guys about the Coco myth,
the reason I was googling Coco is because I saw
this tweet and it made me laugh so hard. And
the tweet was, um cannot stop thinking about Cocoa. The

(01:04:54):
gorilla being asked to tell a joke and her signing
I love ron about one of the re searchers. Can
you imagine being wrong? I got a joke for you
that's so hard? And then the follow up to that joke,
the person wrote, what is it like to know so
concretely that a gorilla just doesn't like you? What is

(01:05:16):
it like to be dunked on by a gorilla? What
is it like to know what gorilla is thinking? Uh?
This fucking guy whenever you walk into the room made
me just feel delighted. Uh Miles, where can people find you?
And what's the tweet you've been enjoying? Uh? You can

(01:05:37):
find me on Twitter and Instagram and miles of Gray. Also,
you know you should come to this other podcast I
do with Sophia, Uh, Fortunate Fiance. Oh you know, if
you know what time it is, you know we're getting
faded talking about ninety Fiance, our favorite non reality reality show. Uh.
And also we have special guests. Check out the episodes
on the podcast app. You will see We've had Arnold

(01:05:59):
schwartzen Iggron. We've had Jerry Seinfeld on like you don't
believe me. Scroll to the bottom you will see Arnold's
like they were on okay, and it was gaming the
podcast algorithm and doing a wild impression they came on,
So please stick around for those when they come out. Uh,
you know Wednesdays and Thursdays. I don't really I'm not
really on Twitter, so I don't have a tweet that

(01:06:20):
I like, but I do know because I've been finally
it Okay, So Monday is transfer deadline day for European football,
so a lot of a lot of moves happening trying
to get over the line. Oh yeah, and um, the
one that I'm really loving is Arsenal look to be
signing Thomas Party from Athletico Madrid, but it was done

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in a way where like we kind of hoodwinked them.
So there's like a lot of great memes out where
I don't know, it doesn't make sense to anyone, but
I don't know if you know the meme that's like
the old man where he's like, call the ambulance and
then like in one frame of the next one he's
got the gun. He's like, but not for me. Uh.
There's a few arsenal ones like that. So I like
that energy right now. So shout out the owners, you
know what I mean, and the gunners everybody. M hm alright.

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A couple of tweets have been enjoying. Charlene de Guzman tweeted,
oh no, I'm on mushrooms and I can see everything. Uh,
and Bria Sanford tweeted imagining a VEEP episode where everyone
tries to get COVID to prove how much access they
have to the president, um real, to to real. But

(01:07:24):
then they started probably getting petty over like, no, you
actually didn't get that from him from I got it
from him. You got it strain, you got the common strain.
Actually I got the president strain. Um. That would be
a good way to end veep as they all die
from trying to get the hardest strand possible um and
then hamping you out tweeted just collapsed with arb is

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on a new type of shipping. Uh. You can find
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that we talked about in today's episode, as well as
the song we ride out on mild What are we
riding out on two days? Oh? Man, I think, uh,
I think I gotta go. I look, we're all going
back in time in some ways to try and soothe ourselves.
I was just going through, like I'm going through some

(01:08:29):
old hard drives and stuff and I'm just pulling up like, oh,
you know, I used to have like the iTunes library
and shipped on drive and I was like, yo, I
haven't listened to Burial in a minute. And if you
don't fuck Liburrial, Uh, this is this is that like
London E d M Ship if you're like into the
dark beats and like hardcore jungle garage. Uh, this is

(01:08:50):
what Burial is all about. Uh. And this track Archangel,
it's just like the hit I remember just being like
in college, just being like, oh my god, I don't
need the radio anymo more because now I'm on this
trippy euro ship. Um so yeah, check this out. It's
just got it's like perfect parts, like funky, spooky and

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so full. So take that and put in your ear.
Take that, assholes, alright. The Daily Zych I said, production
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have happened since we've recorded this. We'll talk to you
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