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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to the Zightly News with
Miles Brokaw. My name is Jacko brand that is Miles Gray. Uh.
That uh temporary title for this segment is courtesy of
Colin Emon Colin Ema. Come on, Colin h uh, let's
(00:25):
talk about some trends. Man. Man, it's uh let these
zeke gang know. Um, you know, I'm actually when I
look at this, some hip hop heavy stuff going on
the back end of this, this sweet little dose of news.
But I mean up front too, we got the good liar,
which him. I mean, who's more hip hop than Helen Mary?
(00:49):
I can't believe those movies trending? But it is. It
came out today. Yeah, it's got an old twister rue.
I think it's the reason that's trending. You look at
the just the sort of headlines about it, somewhere like
oh my god, it makes the most of Ian McKellan
and Helen Mere and other ones like there, I fucking
(01:10):
isn't enough is literally a headline from the Portland Mercury Blog,
and another one's like their I fucking isn't enough. I
guess so maybe they wanted them to really bang screen
and you know, other ones like it's it's fine until
a twist. But essentially it's like a movie about an
old con artist who thinks he's doing a con and
follows for the mark, and then is he the mark.
There's one part where his eyes are going back and
(01:32):
forth like a Calico cat clock. They got milk commercials.
It's like very almost cartoonish. But the way he talks
as dope was like, it's kind of like your bro compression.
Tom Broke was the same as McClellan. Well maybe not.
I got to hear it a little bit, but I
think I saw the trailer for this when I was
seeing Last Christmas, which listeners, if you haven't seen that one,
(01:57):
watch that now. Yeah, strap on your whatever you gotta do.
Terrible movie. But also I will say, I know we're
getting off topic a little bit. Amelia Clark, I'm really
loving her a com You've been talking about her NonStop.
Her She's the next Helen Mirren's the next what's the
other one from Bridget Jones Diary Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones
(02:18):
Rene's l Wigger? Yeah yeah yeah, uh hellamaron Ian McKellen,
I love this dude. I love this director. He directed Kinzie.
As I told you, it has one of my favorite
scenes in it, the scene where the he goes to
see the like guy who's I think he's like a
sexual predator but like has like an unparalleled sexual appetite,
(02:42):
and he brags that he can go from flaccid to
orgasm in six seconds and then demonstrates it and then
proves it and it and it involves the sound huh
huh huh. Wow. It's comedic, but essentially it's the same
thing as other scandals that happen where a person is
just like, yeah, I'm gonna start masturbating from exactly great scene,
great scene, one of the one of the great Uh.
(03:04):
Let's talk about what else is trending? Apparently you can
get paid a thousand dollars uh to watch Hallmark holiday movies. Miles.
It's been great working with created for you and also
based on the amount of people uh listeners who sent
me this article or articles about this um so on
(03:24):
the surface, it sounds like the dopest thing. Ever, It's like, Yo, man,
you want to watch twenty four fucking Hallmark movies in
a day or something, two days or whatever, you get
a thousand dollars and people think it's a job. It
is not a job. You have said that you watch
your Hallmark movies at two x speed. Oh, yes I do.
It's because I got a cram them in. But so
(03:45):
the whole thing is it's actually a contest and that
has nothing to do with the Hallmark Channel in any
official or formal capacity. And so it's a contest where
fucking one person will get chosen. Um. But then when
you really look at it, man, the devil's in the
details on this one. Read the fine prizzy, because it
says after they find the one winner, Uh, you basically
(04:06):
have to watch these like forty eight hours worth of
movies and really that just works out to be less
than twenty hour. Um. So that's you know, I know
it sounds cool, but really just I think your time
is better spent um. And then the real deal here
is that it's being put together by uh this company
called Internet Service Partners, a third party sales century Link
(04:29):
doing business as century Link quote dot com. So to enter,
you got to give up all this motherfucking personal information
and then they're like, whoa, we won't give it to
a third party, but we may sell it to them,
So we will not give it. They say they already
have like seventy five thousand submissions, So I think they
did a that's a pretty good way to get people
(04:49):
to give up some of their personal information. But shadow
economy of selling information about all of us. Yeah, and
it's a man, I mean, otherwise this sounds like a
great yeah. No, it's amazing. Yeah. Uh. Jabberwaukee's is trending
on Twitter. Which is the Shakespeare poem? Not the Shakespeare
(05:11):
Shakespeare Jabberwaokee. I don't think so that T. S. Eliott
know it is the Jabberwaukee is by Lewis Carroll. Lewis
Carroll such an idiot and not even fucking major in English.
Is the dance Crew? Yes, I didn't know about them.
I will. I'm I'm not ashamed. I am a little
(05:32):
ashamed to do it about them. But they're dope as fun.
They won the winners. They were the winners of the
first season of America's Best Dance Crew. Um and yeah,
I shout out to my boy Fee who's in the
Jeff in the Jabberwaukee's O. G member. Um, they are
trending because they're in the new baby video. You know
what I mean? Uh? And it's a great video. It's
(05:54):
a great videos. Videos are fun to like old school
fun hip hop videos. Yeah, it's a it's a great
video that I'm gonna have to watch some of his
other videos and this video another dozen times today, probably
because it's one continuous cut basically uh shot in that
same sort of downtown New York backlot set on the
Warner lot, which I'm sure when you see you'll be
(06:16):
like I know this from fucking everything. Um, but yeah,
good good sets of dance cruise and just fun visuals.
One woman who was in a handstand basically twerking it
in a handstand the whole time. Yes, Like I was
afraid she was going to get a nosebleed. I'm she
may have, right, I think you can. She's turned away
at one point and presumably just bleeding through her not
(06:38):
are that's like a thing, right if you're inverted too
long you can just get or is that like a
remember David Blaine did, like stayed upside down for a
long time and that was his trick, just not getting
a nosebleed. Yeah, well you're like that'll kill you apparently.
Oh like if you're inverted in all your blood just
like pools. Yeah, yeah, I know somebody who knows something
(07:00):
about that trick. And he didn't even stay upside down
the whole time. Wow, ye who's that? I can't tell you. Okay,
I cannot reveal my sources. Al right, okay, wow wait,
so you're you could have just blown the whole thing
open right now, but it can't do it and me
and David are tight. He's the homie. I mean, I
(07:23):
I'm not I think I think I said it off Mike,
but I remember seeing a video of him like showing
people how he was holding his breath or training his
lungs to be able to hold his breath for so long,
and um, that led to a lot of stupid experiments
from me. Yeah, early YouTube like seeing videos like David
Blaine explainers. Yo, I could add a terrible career as
a failed magician, but it's it's taken about five years
(07:47):
for the spell to wear off. Where the I watched
the David Blame video, I was like, that dude's actually
really talented. But hey, man, who's that? Yeah, but now
somebody write that guy's name down on my arm with
ash all right. And finally Big Sean and janet Ico
are trending because they have a new song. They have
(08:08):
a new song. They were exes, they are not together.
She had the Big Sean faced heat too. Yes, she
had Big Sean's face hat and then had to cover
it up with like a really aggressive star escape or something,
and she basically covered it up. Um, but people, the
reason why people are talking, No, it's not just because
two exes who haven't you know, maybe could benefit from
(08:29):
having their names bubble up a little bit again put
out a video for her song. Uh, none of your concern.
But it's the lyrics that have people melting in their
keyboards and their mentions. Um. So it's tied doll a
sign and Jennet Ico just doing their thing and then
Big Sean, Oh God comes in at the end and
(08:50):
oh God, lets people know, Oh God, that he made
Jenne Ico come nine times at once. Oh God, I
don't know. This is the lyrics. But every time I
lay down, I think about you naked, and if you
find my replacement, how could you? I made you come
nine times in one day. Your two lips should come
in a vase. You wrote you rode my face. I
(09:11):
realize you look as good as you taste. Yeah, oh god,
fingers all in your mouth. I'm grabbing you up and
digging you down. I'm grabbing your waist. Your room is
my only escape. I guess that's none of your concern.
That the when you listen to the song, it's actually
like he kind of switches up the flow at the
I made you come in nine times in one day part,
(09:31):
which makes it just sound like he's just starting to
just like cramshit in there a little bit, which is
just kind of a weird little that like you're singing
and he's like, uh, and if you find my replacement,
how could you one day your two lips shuld come
out of base? You rob my face. Also, I'm I
don't want to get I don't want to get too
(09:53):
hyper focused on the lyrics here, but your two lips
should come in a vase. So I guess he's just
using the mirror pun of the labia to be the
flower or tulip, but should come in a vase, meaning
come to say that it should be presented to him
in a vase or calm the that's actually a big
(10:13):
can't If you pay attention to his lyrics across multiple albums,
he asks that people come in and he likes to
jerk off into vasis. So Big Sean actually procreates like
a fish and he comes on other e He's like, first,
I'll put your eggs in this base, I'll come in
this vase. And then how does this work? Again, I'm
(10:34):
very confused. I have a Hey, it's the end of
the week. Yes, that's what. At the end of the week,
we come to the ultimate truth. Big Sean spawns like
big spawn and apparently is putting it down. Putting it down.
May not be tall in stature, but they call him
big for another reason. Now, I do wonder if his
(10:54):
feature came in after and so she couldn't come in
and be like I told you I came nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
he's like to opt out of this this verse. Please
click now on this email. Alright, Miles, that's another week
in the books. Man. Yeah, we will be back next
(11:16):
week's probably with more of these and definitely more daily zeys.
Definitely more daily zeus. Yes you like this, let us know,
put us let us let us write a review. Man,
wet do more reviews? You know, put your metaphorical fingers
all in our mouth. Yeah, grab us up and take
us down with your feet, with your reviews and ratings,
and then come into base. Alright, Bye,
Hello the Internet, and welcome to the Zightly News with
Miles Brokaw. My name is Jacko brand that is Miles Gray. Uh.
That uh temporary title for this segment is courtesy of
Colin Emon Colin Ema. Come on, Colin h uh, let's
(00:25):
talk about some trends. Man. Man, it's uh let these
zeke gang know. Um, you know, I'm actually when I
look at this, some hip hop heavy stuff going on
the back end of this, this sweet little dose of news.
But I mean up front too, we got the good liar,
which him. I mean, who's more hip hop than Helen Mary?
(00:49):
I can't believe those movies trending? But it is. It
came out today. Yeah, it's got an old twister rue.
I think it's the reason that's trending. You look at
the just the sort of headlines about it, somewhere like
oh my god, it makes the most of Ian McKellan
and Helen Mere and other ones like there, I fucking
(01:10):
isn't enough is literally a headline from the Portland Mercury Blog,
and another one's like their I fucking isn't enough. I
guess so maybe they wanted them to really bang screen
and you know, other ones like it's it's fine until
a twist. But essentially it's like a movie about an
old con artist who thinks he's doing a con and
follows for the mark, and then is he the mark.
There's one part where his eyes are going back and
(01:32):
forth like a Calico cat clock. They got milk commercials.
It's like very almost cartoonish. But the way he talks
as dope was like, it's kind of like your bro compression.
Tom Broke was the same as McClellan. Well maybe not.
I got to hear it a little bit, but I
think I saw the trailer for this when I was
seeing Last Christmas, which listeners, if you haven't seen that one,
(01:57):
watch that now. Yeah, strap on your whatever you gotta do.
Terrible movie. But also I will say, I know we're
getting off topic a little bit. Amelia Clark, I'm really
loving her a com You've been talking about her NonStop.
Her She's the next Helen Mirren's the next what's the
other one from Bridget Jones Diary Bridget Jones, Bridget Jones
(02:18):
Rene's l Wigger? Yeah yeah yeah, uh hellamaron Ian McKellen,
I love this dude. I love this director. He directed Kinzie.
As I told you, it has one of my favorite
scenes in it, the scene where the he goes to
see the like guy who's I think he's like a
sexual predator but like has like an unparalleled sexual appetite,
(02:42):
and he brags that he can go from flaccid to
orgasm in six seconds and then demonstrates it and then
proves it and it and it involves the sound huh
huh huh. Wow. It's comedic, but essentially it's the same
thing as other scandals that happen where a person is
just like, yeah, I'm gonna start masturbating from exactly great scene,
great scene, one of the one of the great Uh.
(03:04):
Let's talk about what else is trending? Apparently you can
get paid a thousand dollars uh to watch Hallmark holiday movies. Miles.
It's been great working with created for you and also
based on the amount of people uh listeners who sent
me this article or articles about this um so on
(03:24):
the surface, it sounds like the dopest thing. Ever, It's like, Yo, man,
you want to watch twenty four fucking Hallmark movies in
a day or something, two days or whatever, you get
a thousand dollars and people think it's a job. It
is not a job. You have said that you watch
your Hallmark movies at two x speed. Oh, yes I do.
It's because I got a cram them in. But so
(03:45):
the whole thing is it's actually a contest and that
has nothing to do with the Hallmark Channel in any
official or formal capacity. And so it's a contest where
fucking one person will get chosen. Um. But then when
you really look at it, man, the devil's in the
details on this one. Read the fine prizzy, because it
says after they find the one winner, Uh, you basically
(04:06):
have to watch these like forty eight hours worth of
movies and really that just works out to be less
than twenty hour. Um. So that's you know, I know
it sounds cool, but really just I think your time
is better spent um. And then the real deal here
is that it's being put together by uh this company
called Internet Service Partners, a third party sales century Link
(04:29):
doing business as century Link quote dot com. So to enter,
you got to give up all this motherfucking personal information
and then they're like, whoa, we won't give it to
a third party, but we may sell it to them,
So we will not give it. They say they already
have like seventy five thousand submissions, So I think they
did a that's a pretty good way to get people
(04:49):
to give up some of their personal information. But shadow
economy of selling information about all of us. Yeah, and
it's a man, I mean, otherwise this sounds like a
great yeah. No, it's amazing. Yeah. Uh. Jabberwaukee's is trending
on Twitter. Which is the Shakespeare poem? Not the Shakespeare
(05:11):
Shakespeare Jabberwaokee. I don't think so that T. S. Eliott
know it is the Jabberwaukee is by Lewis Carroll. Lewis
Carroll such an idiot and not even fucking major in English.
Is the dance Crew? Yes, I didn't know about them.
I will. I'm I'm not ashamed. I am a little
(05:32):
ashamed to do it about them. But they're dope as fun.
They won the winners. They were the winners of the
first season of America's Best Dance Crew. Um and yeah,
I shout out to my boy Fee who's in the
Jeff in the Jabberwaukee's O. G member. Um, they are
trending because they're in the new baby video. You know
what I mean? Uh? And it's a great video. It's
(05:54):
a great videos. Videos are fun to like old school
fun hip hop videos. Yeah, it's a it's a great
video that I'm gonna have to watch some of his
other videos and this video another dozen times today, probably
because it's one continuous cut basically uh shot in that
same sort of downtown New York backlot set on the
Warner lot, which I'm sure when you see you'll be
(06:16):
like I know this from fucking everything. Um, but yeah,
good good sets of dance cruise and just fun visuals.
One woman who was in a handstand basically twerking it
in a handstand the whole time. Yes, Like I was
afraid she was going to get a nosebleed. I'm she
may have, right, I think you can. She's turned away
at one point and presumably just bleeding through her not
(06:38):
are that's like a thing, right if you're inverted too
long you can just get or is that like a
remember David Blaine did, like stayed upside down for a
long time and that was his trick, just not getting
a nosebleed. Yeah, well you're like that'll kill you apparently.
Oh like if you're inverted in all your blood just
like pools. Yeah, yeah, I know somebody who knows something
(07:00):
about that trick. And he didn't even stay upside down
the whole time. Wow, ye who's that? I can't tell you. Okay,
I cannot reveal my sources. Al right, okay, wow wait,
so you're you could have just blown the whole thing
open right now, but it can't do it and me
and David are tight. He's the homie. I mean, I
(07:23):
I'm not I think I think I said it off Mike,
but I remember seeing a video of him like showing
people how he was holding his breath or training his
lungs to be able to hold his breath for so long,
and um, that led to a lot of stupid experiments
from me. Yeah, early YouTube like seeing videos like David
Blaine explainers. Yo, I could add a terrible career as
a failed magician, but it's it's taken about five years
(07:47):
for the spell to wear off. Where the I watched
the David Blame video, I was like, that dude's actually
really talented. But hey, man, who's that? Yeah, but now
somebody write that guy's name down on my arm with
ash all right. And finally Big Sean and janet Ico
are trending because they have a new song. They have
(08:08):
a new song. They were exes, they are not together.
She had the Big Sean faced heat too. Yes, she
had Big Sean's face hat and then had to cover
it up with like a really aggressive star escape or something,
and she basically covered it up. Um, but people, the
reason why people are talking, No, it's not just because
two exes who haven't you know, maybe could benefit from
(08:29):
having their names bubble up a little bit again put
out a video for her song. Uh, none of your concern.
But it's the lyrics that have people melting in their
keyboards and their mentions. Um. So it's tied doll a
sign and Jennet Ico just doing their thing and then
Big Sean, Oh God comes in at the end and
(08:50):
oh God, lets people know, Oh God, that he made
Jenne Ico come nine times at once. Oh God, I
don't know. This is the lyrics. But every time I
lay down, I think about you naked, and if you
find my replacement, how could you? I made you come
nine times in one day. Your two lips should come
in a vase. You wrote you rode my face. I
(09:11):
realize you look as good as you taste. Yeah, oh god,
fingers all in your mouth. I'm grabbing you up and
digging you down. I'm grabbing your waist. Your room is
my only escape. I guess that's none of your concern.
That the when you listen to the song, it's actually
like he kind of switches up the flow at the
I made you come in nine times in one day part,
(09:31):
which makes it just sound like he's just starting to
just like cramshit in there a little bit, which is
just kind of a weird little that like you're singing
and he's like, uh, and if you find my replacement,
how could you one day your two lips shuld come
out of base? You rob my face. Also, I'm I
don't want to get I don't want to get too
(09:53):
hyper focused on the lyrics here, but your two lips
should come in a vase. So I guess he's just
using the mirror pun of the labia to be the
flower or tulip, but should come in a vase, meaning
come to say that it should be presented to him
in a vase or calm the that's actually a big
(10:13):
can't If you pay attention to his lyrics across multiple albums,
he asks that people come in and he likes to
jerk off into vasis. So Big Sean actually procreates like
a fish and he comes on other e He's like, first,
I'll put your eggs in this base, I'll come in
this vase. And then how does this work? Again, I'm
(10:34):
very confused. I have a Hey, it's the end of
the week. Yes, that's what. At the end of the week,
we come to the ultimate truth. Big Sean spawns like
big spawn and apparently is putting it down. Putting it down.
May not be tall in stature, but they call him
big for another reason. Now, I do wonder if his
(10:54):
feature came in after and so she couldn't come in
and be like I told you I came nine. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure,
he's like to opt out of this this verse. Please
click now on this email. Alright, Miles, that's another week
in the books. Man. Yeah, we will be back next
(11:16):
week's probably with more of these and definitely more daily zeys.
Definitely more daily zeus. Yes you like this, let us know,
put us let us let us write a review. Man,
wet do more reviews? You know, put your metaphorical fingers
all in our mouth. Yeah, grab us up and take
us down with your feet, with your reviews and ratings,
and then come into base. Alright, Bye,
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