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that really what the punch line? Or okay? I was
hoping like you. That's how to show the shows like
look your when you could die if you have a
bonar call, classy class. So let's get into some of
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the top stories of today. UM I love this first one.
First one, people, this for whatever reason, Coyote Cat was
trending and once you click on whatever the funk that
story was, it's this. So it's a local story, all right.
For the Angelina's out there, This is for us, you'll
know what we're talking. First of all, Highland Park, you know,
one of the great epicenters of gentrification in this city. UM,
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it's in It's in a hilly area. UM and in
l A. You know, if you live near here, hills
and with droughts and things, there's coyotes around. There's oh,
there's coyotes in my neighborhood all the time. Even in
the most like far away from the hills places in
l A, you still see random p and there's sometimes
you're like, is that dog sick? Oh no, it's coyote. Yeah.
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And this one is about Max the cat, a really
king among kings. If you heard that there was a
video captured by a ring camera of a cat versus
three coyotes, you're probably gonna say N S f W. Also,
I hate the surveillance state. Thank you all right? Where
are my priorities? First? The surveillance state? Step two? Also,
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that sounds like it would be gory three. I mean
because tragically most people and know somebody who has had
a small pet attacked by coyotes, typically fatally tragically. This
did not end like that. Not Max. This video is
of a cat just chest up, protecting his a fucking home.
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I know. I'm like his or his owners like the
most incredible people, and like he's just having absolutely none
of it. The coyotes are scared, like they're afraid, they retreat,
So it's life affirming a little bit to think like
it's one little cat verse three. You know, larger coyotes
a win for the little oh. I love that. The
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in the news video they say like maya cat owners
mean very but I mean Max, Max lunches at them,
they run away. They go, do you do you have
coyotes in your neighborhood? I have coyotes? No? I mean
when I lived like closure to like the hill hilly areas,
yes I would see them, but not now, not in
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the not in the vay. Not that bad. You see
him less, but you do seem sometimes you're almost like,
why are you this far? If I go to CVS
past eleven pm, I'm gonna run into a coyote. Usually
is fine, guaranteed, almost guaranteed the route that I take,
it's like highly likely that you're going to see a
skunk or a coyote or on a on a tough
walk boat right and then but you're fine because your
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dogs Sonny will just scare them away with his like
red pill rhetoric. Sonnia will start like the red pills
the coyotes. He gives them the red pill and then
they have like bigger fish to fry. But sometimes he'll
red pill them and then they'll want to kill me
even more because right exactly, And they're like, you're gonna
let her walk around on leash? Dude, Alright, talk to
him looking cook when I walk Sonny around the leash. Yeah,
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he says he feels like a cook. So anyways, shout
out to Max uh and the Coyotes and Highland Park.
I guess next up is the Astros. Now, this this
relates to my city sports team, sports team that relates
to my city, and it relates to your city as well,
because the Houston Astros were basically found to be stealing signs. Uh,
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you know for from the pictures um and the season
where they beat the Dodgers for the World Series. Uh
that the loss of that season or the loss of
that World Series for Dodgers fans created shock waves. People
hated kershop, people ran dervish you out of the city.
I remember that. I'm like, and I don't care about sports,
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and even I knew about that. Yeah, it was a
big thing. Yeah, you were probably hearing names like who's
this right? And it was tumultuous because there was just
we played such a great series and then we come
to find out they were cheating that season. Uh and
then it also relates to you because the Boston Red
Sox are also also investigated for science stealing. Oh boss
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bors corrupt as funk Man. I was working at the
Globe when deflate Gate was going on. Oh yeah, that
whole I mean, it's they've they've got they've got a
lot riding on this. Okay, we don't got a lot
over there. So it's wild because Alex Cora, who's the
Red Sox manager for that currently and for that world series,
was a coach for the Astros at the time of
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this other cheating scandal. So Alex Cora, there's a common thread,
common thread, Okay, yes, And I just it's great to
see because many Dodger fans, especially like the hardcore, are
like people are like apologizing to Darvish. They're like, We're
so sorry, like we were hard like basically abusing you
on Twitter like we shouldn't see that. People be like,
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I'm sorry. Yeah, there are some Twitter the ship on Twitter,
there are people who are like, you know, watching the
Dodgers win a world series was what my father's last
dying wishes and we watched that seventeen series and we
lost and then he passed away tragically. So for people
who want to tell me to calm down, it's just sports,
shut the funk up. Yeah, it's it's wild. And then
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you know, for them to be straight up cheating to
win games. Uh, Yet there are people like Pete Rose
who just bet against his team, not cheating, just betting,
that's definitely yeah. I mean there will be no invested
reason to do that, right. No, But you know who
doesn't get bruins. They have a cheetah. You know what,
no one cares. We don't care enough for them to cheat.
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Who knows. I mean if you look in those early
nineties teams, they were dominant. I wonder what was going on, Well,
the secret sauce back then, that's true. Yeah, I bet
I bet that there was some sauce involved. Now people
are just like you gotta you gotta have people invested
to make it worth it. But you're also biased because
full disclosure, Ray Burk, I'm pretty sure he kiss me
when I was a baby, So I have the I
have a lot of magic. Um anyway, so that's that's
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going off the charts. And also, um, this other story
about this beauty YouTuber Nikki Di Yaeger. Oh yeah, so
she basically posted a video where she came out as
a transgender woman. Um, and then explained though that she
wanted to do that on her own terms, but she
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was being blackmailed and people were threatening to out her,
so to reclaim any kind of agencies, she had to
post this video like possibly before she wanted exactly that.
It's disgusting. Um, I mean, you know the video that
she posted is really like moving and it's about like
self love and acceptance. I didn't realize. I'm look full disclosure.
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I'm I don't know much about YouTube these days. Full disclosure.
I know a little bit too much about YouTube. Oh
you do. Well, I'm glad you knew, because I was like,
I just know there's always some new beauty vlogger. And
then there was like I remember last summer, like they
were feuding beauty beauty vloggers. Was that whole tat t
thing that that was. It was like like vitamins for
your hair or something like. That was a business dispute
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that she was having with James Charles. And then she's
like he that was bad. Yeah, I mean YouTube drama
is horrible and this is like bigoted YouTube. It's just,
you know, to to not allow somebody to come out
or share whatever their truth is when they want to
is fucking violent, and it's it's yeah, I don't know,
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I'm just the fans again, her fans on Twitter, they're
they're like, Yo, give me an address because I want
to pull up to this person blackmailer. It's it's just
it's just like what, why, why I spend your time
doing that. There's been a lot of very sinister stuff
in the YouTube, specifically the trans YouTube community. Yeah, and
just it's still like odd that we're still in an
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era to where potentially the media outlets that would put
a story out like that are interested because of the clicks,
rather than being like I'm not interested. That's that, that's
you know, that's their truth to live. And we live
in a world where being trans or gay or whatever
is not some kind of like every time I yeah,
every time you hear that, I think of like that
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Lance Bass, like People magazine cover where like that, it's
like a different time where it's like if you come out,
it's so that's a different environment. Um oh, I hate
that she was forced out, not on her own terms,
but I'm glad that she's taken control. Yeah. Yeah, and
I think most people are very so portive. Um and
yeah it's again we're trying to change keep on tube
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in out there. Yeah. I have a feeling she'll be
fine because the video I saw her makeup was on
points and yeah, beauty YouTubers, I mean money, do you
ever try a beauty tutorial? Was the last pear? I
like to watch them, but I've never I'm like really
into I'm really into a SMR YouTube. I'm into very
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long video essays YouTube. Uh, there's actually there's one that
came up from one of my favorite YouTubers, Contra Points,
recently that's about like, um YouTube specific cancel culture and
she talks a lot about the James Charles issues and
like just all these just the ways that people tend
to react to this community specifically. Have you seen and
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forgive me if I'm botching. Her name lee zy Key.
She's a Chinese YouTuber who does like these are long
process videos. Shout out to the homie Jossy who put
me onto these videos. No, it's like she lives in
some whimsical part of China where she's growing her own
food and be like make a bamboo furniture set and
she's cutting the ship down and like you like it's
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like showing how it's done, but it's shot very cinematic,
like I don't know, it looks like an Asian soap opera.
But also will be like making ice cream and then
she's always like chilling with her grandma, but like picking
the most beautiful fruits and vegetables and like using like
very classical methods to make things. I was when the
first when it was first describing, was like yeah, sure.
Then I watched literally forty minutes straight of them, and
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I'm like, you can be very like specifically pure in
ways like that. I mean, even some beauty vloggers you're
just like, you know, it's just fun to watch something
happen in front of you. Yeah, it's nice, especially like
this thing which takes like when you see someone we've
ship and like do put all this energy into something
that we take such for granted because we live in
this like hyper consumer age. You're like, right, we have
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no skills as people like in certain areas because we
don't make anything. We don't know how to make anything. Well,
I feel like, I mean, I'm not super familiar with
Nikki's work, but I hope that she is doing Okay, Yeah,
at least from that tutorial, it seemed, you know, it
wasn't the time she wanted. But yeah, I mean taking
control of the area. But yeah, honestly, like, fuck you
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to the fullest for blackmailing hurt anyway. Uh. And then finally,
I just want to check in with Dr Oz because
last week, I don't know if you remember, he canceled breakfast. No,
I didn't know. This motherfucker came out found destroyed. Yeah,
they call it break sit um. Some people, okay, whatever,
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it's stupid. But he was just basically saying like you
don't need to eat. He's like, wait until like brunch time.
That's when you should eat your first meal. And that
caused all kinds of people going back and forth. Everyone
had to take on this like suddenly or about we're
experts on everything. Um. But then Mark Wahlberg, let's let's
bring it back to Boston. You know, he he really
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had an issue with it, like he was just trying to,
you know, show him. He's like, you know, breakfast is
a real integral part of Loser. Yeah, he said that
breakfast cannot be canceled, okay um and then so after that,
Doctor Oz apparently he just couldn't help himself. He like
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not only like wants to sit down um to like
to have some come to some kind of agreement about
breakfast and whether or not to be canceled. But he's
also challenging him to a one legged push up contest um,
and he thinks he can beat uh. Mark Wahlberg, who
wakes up at fucking like three thirty story is so yeah,
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his schedule is insane. Let's not forget he's also committed
hate crimes that he was later so sorry for the god.
It's just like, yeah, if you want to watch two
like wax figures try to be athletic at each other,
I guess that's I think. Yeah, we would watch it.
I will say I would watch I would watch it
because I somewhere in my mind I hope doctor Oz
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would beat meathead Mark Walbert. Yeah more, Yeah, it's tough.
I only think I want Oz to win because visually
you think, of course super ripped mid life crisis. Mark
Wahlberg is going to have it in where I feel
like doctor Oz is like yeah, whereas doctor as I
feel like he's like, they don't know my one secret move,
the one I could push up. I could do these
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all day, and he's like preparing exactly. He's baiting him
into his arena. Oh I hate him so much. He's
so gross. Anyways, so that's that. Thank you for sticking
around with us tonight and put the kids to bed.
If you're out there and you're so give us. If
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your bone ars going off on you, if your son
is out of control, but you should be removed. Yeah, okay,
thank you so much. Sweet dreams. Good nice you tomorrow
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