In this edition of Tim AllTrend, Jack and Miles discuss the myriad mass shootings around the country, the "Thanks, Pfizer" meme, Charlse McGaonigal getting arrested over Russia fuckery, the AV Club's top 50 Disney movies, 4 more Oathkeepers getting sentenced, and Pam Anderson accusing Tim Allen of exposing himself to her on the set of 'Home Improvement'!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of tim
al trend. Mmmmm o boy the tool Man in many
many ways. We'll talk about tim al in in a
little while. Up first, the main story. Oh shit, I'm Jack. Okay, wait,
(00:23):
who are you again? I thought I was Jack? So
this is kind of looking me up. All right, hold on,
I know one of us. I'm pretty sure I'm Jack.
I'm looking at my underwear. I'm Champion. I'm Jack. That
is champion. And these are some things that are trending. Uh.
And then into the heaviest Ship. Yeah, yeah, really heavy ship. Awful.
(00:45):
Three more mass shootings over the weekend. Yeah, Monterey Park
and then well al Hambrooke is the that man will
shot up a like lunar New Year gathering at a
dance studio. Apparently this was stemming off of some kind
of domestic violence thing. Uh. And then Louisiana there were
two mass shootings. It's just it's just like it's so
(01:08):
it's it's wild too, Like I you know, Monterey Park,
al Hamberg, That's that's in l A. That's like where
that's where the huge Asian community is, and it's just
so scary, like when you read that news, and just
when the violence feels like it's just closer and closer
or whatever, than you just feel powerless. It's just a
(01:28):
very kind of uniquely American feeling that you get when
you're like, especially as I think about becoming a parent,
and I'm like, ship, that's something I would want to
go to. I'm Asian, that ship is like relevant, I
would go to that. Just like those kinds of things
that you're It adds to this like really fucked up
sense of powerlessness when you're like, what more does it take,
(01:49):
Like how many more people just have to die for
fucking for nothing? Yeah, to like really tighten up these laws. Yeah,
because the incentive structure is such that never gonna They're
never gonna fucking change it. It's the same thing with
climate change. It's Yeah, it's a really strange world to
(02:09):
be apparent in. For sure, I have to like have
overall faith in the ability to change things and like
produce some positivity by yourself knowing what's right and like
being able to communicate that. And I mean I think
part of that too is unfortunately, like from a young age,
I was already taught that, like I'm operating in a
(02:31):
losing game just racially, and so like when you compound
those kinds of feelings just even like stuff of like
I can't even like how do you protect your family
and ship? Ah, it's very very gut wrenching feeling. And
uh yeah, just my thoughts are with all of these
people who have been, you know, terribly affected by these
mass shootings. Yeah, alright, thanks Fiser. Is trending a serious trendy?
(02:57):
Is Is it a serious trend? No? I mean first
when I saw it, I was like, oh, are they
like making some kind of medication actually affordable? But it's
everybody basically making fun of like an anti vax orve meme,
which is like a bullshit video or someone was like
apparently they said they just got the vaccine and they
(03:20):
were like shaking like they were having leg tremors or something,
and everyone's like, that's not a known side effect of it.
And now people are just hopping in on the trend
with any old you know, a bit of physical comedy
somebody's legs doing something wild or twitchy or um. Yeah,
like there are when when you look up the trend,
there are the real anti vax or tweets with like
(03:43):
grim video of somebody in a hospital room or like
somebody being like I can't stand up because thanks a lot.
But then there's so many good ones of that wild
sex scene and show girls just like video glitches. Yeah,
white dude, like make dancing really bad. Thanks spser. It's
just getting really stupid. And I don't know what because
(04:06):
that the video everyone's like quote tweeting came from like
May of last year, so I'm sure for whatever. Oh
that Taylor Swift video where she's quote unquote dancing, the
one where somebody has a stack of cash in front
of them and says thanks viser, but they're actually using
their shaking hand to spread through like a big pile
of cash. Other people are doing highlights from the Man
(04:30):
United Arsenal game over the weekend. Love to see that.
I love a bit of humor that makes David da
Heya look like an utter trash goalkeeper. Anyway, So the
Internet is having a good time. Yeah, yeah, the Internet
is having a good time. Reporting from the internet. Uh,
is that the Internet is having a good time? Bob
Chris McGonagall, Yeah, Charles old Chuck mcgonical mcgonical. He's a
(04:55):
former special agent in charge of the FBI's Counter and
tell Leigence Division in New York. He has just been
indicted on charges that he helped the Russian oligarch Oleg
Derra Posca in violation of U S sanctions, and he
was in that office until It's a lot of people
are like, wow, what have I heard Pasca's name before?
(05:21):
Because he's a he's a big like he's always been
this figurehead and like people saying, he's like the nexus
of like a lot of the Russian factory in the US.
Got it. Yeah, So that's like, oh, with him, you've
been you've been taking payments from this person. Uh what
(05:42):
a place? What a place? Turns out the cops are
also dirty? Huh wa the cos Yeah, Jack, it turns
out turns out. Yeah. So, I mean, who knows where
the right goes with this or the left, But I'm
sure we'll have some interesting takes by the day's end.
All Right, we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.
(06:12):
And we're back, and we have a a V Club
article of the top fifty Disney movies all times, of
all times and designed to piss people off. You know,
just give me that I've seen this list fire them
off from ten down. All right, you wanna go top ten?
(06:34):
Is that what you're thinking? Alright? Number ten, Sleeping Beauty.
I don't think I've seen this. I don't have any opinion. Like,
if I'm going to have an opinion on anything, the
ten is nine, The Incredibles eight, Aladdin seven, Wally, I
would put that higher. I'd put that at number one. Six,
The Lion King five, Mary Poppins four up three, The
(07:00):
Little Mermaid to Beauty and the Beast one pois story
PROI story one interesting, you know, it's funny. As I
hear this, I realized I actually just don't give a
fuck about Disney movies at all to have an opinion
on this. First I was like, where what they coming with?
And I'm like, man, I don't even see the Incredibles.
(07:22):
I've seen, Like why yeah, funk with Wally? I think
that one felt like the most Like I don't know
that one felt like some hard hitting ship to me. Yeah, yeah,
the Yeah, I don't. I don't think I gave a
funk about Disney movies. And then like for a while,
it's like all you can watch with your kids, and
so it becomes watching David Cronenberg's naked lunch. That's right,
(07:45):
as soon as my baby has proper eyes sight, just
checking out all the body horror of David Cronenberg. Yeah,
they don't. They don't really funk with the old one.
Like Little Mermaid. I tried to put on for them
when they were younger, and they were just like, yeah,
well this is so boring. I think I only fucked
a Little Mermaid because Sebastian was like the first black
character in a Disney movie I had encountered. Yeah, we
(08:06):
didn't even make it that far. And he was a crab,
but we knew he was from the Islands. Yeah, oh
he's a lobster. My bad, Brian correcting me, thank you,
thank you for pulling my card on the Arab. I
don't know. M Survey says he's a crab, so you
have to hold that l Brian. Sorry to the back
(08:27):
with you. Tell you. My other favorite Disney movie didn't
even make the list, Toy Story four. They put all
the first three Toy Stories on here. Sporting haven't even
seen that one is that we're seeing. I mean, I
like it, but I also like it in the context
of it coming out when I have kids and them
really enjoying it. So who the fund knows? Dude. Then
(08:48):
Brian just sent me a little Mermaid fandom wicky. That's
like it says he's a lobster. Oh wow, but Disney
says he's a crab. I don't interesting, I don't know
who whatever one says crab once says lobster. Look ze
gang yeah um oath keepers is trending for more of
(09:10):
these oath keepers have been convicted of seditious conspiracy. Apparently
they just like all got the idea at the same time. Yeah, yeah,
nobody told them, like the conspiracy right had to be
the idea that someone probably seeded in their head to
do these seditious acts. Well, now what if this person
who is the person that incouraged they used inception or
(09:31):
something because they haven't been able to find somebody who
gave them this idea to do the seditious conspiracy. Jesus,
this is like we talked about this tomorrow with like
the like Brett Kavanaugh documentary that came out. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we know that. Now go to the person who stood
to benefit from this seditious conspiracy do that part. But whatever,
(09:53):
then now they're all caught up in Joe Byron's sticky
little document hands now, and that's completely like CNN was
like they ran something like, oh, number two Democrats says
Joe Biden's lost the high ground on the documents, like
his document thing was worse than Trump at this point, Like,
I mean, I'm sure that's what the right is saying,
(10:14):
but yeah, I like that CNN is willing to repeat that.
Damn man, they're they think I said, they love they
love a good controversy. Now to try and get some
more Fox Coopers fair and balanced or fairer and balanced. Uh.
And then finally Tim Allen tim al trend. Yeah, Pamela
(10:34):
Anderson has a new biography claiming that he exposed himself
to her on the set of Home Improvement. Now, this
is a shocking to me because he's a conservative, uh,
and a famous comedian and too famous coke addict, to
three groups of people that are known for never pulling
shenanigans like this. Yeah, he said, he's like, oh, I
never would have never done anything like that was apparently
(10:56):
his response. Yeah, I think it might have actually been.
But it's like also that that's like one of those
things where Uh, Tim Allen doesn't strike me as the
most wholesome human being on the planet. Saw file that
under not shocked. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. But I've seen
multiple headlines about Pamela Anderson's new biography. That's like, now
(11:17):
we finally get to hear the whole story. So I'll
be looking forward to reading summaries of that. Um. Anyways,
did you ever watch the Santa Claus Chronicles, the Clause chronicles? No, no, no. Once.
Once we started doing a dive into it and it
became like a weird Trumpian allegory. I was like, come on, now,
(11:39):
get me out of here. Anyways, if anybody saw that,
hit us up, let us know what we missed. Uh.
Those are some of the things that are trending on
this Monday, January three. We are back tomorrow with the
whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and you will talk
(12:00):
to you all tomorrow. Bye bye m
Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of tim
al trend. Mmmmm o boy the tool Man in many
many ways. We'll talk about tim al in in a
little while. Up first, the main story. Oh shit, I'm Jack. Okay, wait,
(00:23):
who are you again? I thought I was Jack? So
this is kind of looking me up. All right, hold on,
I know one of us. I'm pretty sure I'm Jack.
I'm looking at my underwear. I'm Champion. I'm Jack. That
is champion. And these are some things that are trending. Uh.
And then into the heaviest Ship. Yeah, yeah, really heavy ship. Awful.
(00:45):
Three more mass shootings over the weekend. Yeah, Monterey Park
and then well al Hambrooke is the that man will
shot up a like lunar New Year gathering at a
dance studio. Apparently this was stemming off of some kind
of domestic violence thing. Uh. And then Louisiana there were
two mass shootings. It's just it's just like it's so
(01:08):
it's it's wild too, Like I you know, Monterey Park,
al Hamberg, That's that's in l A. That's like where
that's where the huge Asian community is, and it's just
so scary, like when you read that news, and just
when the violence feels like it's just closer and closer
or whatever, than you just feel powerless. It's just a
(01:28):
very kind of uniquely American feeling that you get when
you're like, especially as I think about becoming a parent,
and I'm like, ship, that's something I would want to
go to. I'm Asian, that ship is like relevant, I
would go to that. Just like those kinds of things
that you're It adds to this like really fucked up
sense of powerlessness when you're like, what more does it take,
(01:49):
Like how many more people just have to die for
fucking for nothing? Yeah, to like really tighten up these laws. Yeah,
because the incentive structure is such that never gonna They're
never gonna fucking change it. It's the same thing with
climate change. It's Yeah, it's a really strange world to
(02:09):
be apparent in. For sure, I have to like have
overall faith in the ability to change things and like
produce some positivity by yourself knowing what's right and like
being able to communicate that. And I mean I think
part of that too is unfortunately, like from a young age,
I was already taught that, like I'm operating in a
(02:31):
losing game just racially, and so like when you compound
those kinds of feelings just even like stuff of like
I can't even like how do you protect your family
and ship? Ah, it's very very gut wrenching feeling. And
uh yeah, just my thoughts are with all of these
people who have been, you know, terribly affected by these
mass shootings. Yeah, alright, thanks Fiser. Is trending a serious trendy?
(02:57):
Is Is it a serious trend? No? I mean first
when I saw it, I was like, oh, are they
like making some kind of medication actually affordable? But it's
everybody basically making fun of like an anti vax orve meme,
which is like a bullshit video or someone was like
apparently they said they just got the vaccine and they
(03:20):
were like shaking like they were having leg tremors or something,
and everyone's like, that's not a known side effect of it.
And now people are just hopping in on the trend
with any old you know, a bit of physical comedy
somebody's legs doing something wild or twitchy or um. Yeah,
like there are when when you look up the trend,
there are the real anti vax or tweets with like
(03:43):
grim video of somebody in a hospital room or like
somebody being like I can't stand up because thanks a lot.
But then there's so many good ones of that wild
sex scene and show girls just like video glitches. Yeah,
white dude, like make dancing really bad. Thanks spser. It's
just getting really stupid. And I don't know what because
(04:06):
that the video everyone's like quote tweeting came from like
May of last year, so I'm sure for whatever. Oh
that Taylor Swift video where she's quote unquote dancing, the
one where somebody has a stack of cash in front
of them and says thanks viser, but they're actually using
their shaking hand to spread through like a big pile
of cash. Other people are doing highlights from the Man
(04:30):
United Arsenal game over the weekend. Love to see that.
I love a bit of humor that makes David da
Heya look like an utter trash goalkeeper. Anyway, So the
Internet is having a good time. Yeah, yeah, the Internet
is having a good time. Reporting from the internet. Uh,
is that the Internet is having a good time? Bob
Chris McGonagall, Yeah, Charles old Chuck mcgonical mcgonical. He's a
(04:55):
former special agent in charge of the FBI's Counter and
tell Leigence Division in New York. He has just been
indicted on charges that he helped the Russian oligarch Oleg
Derra Posca in violation of U S sanctions, and he
was in that office until It's a lot of people
are like, wow, what have I heard Pasca's name before?
(05:21):
Because he's a he's a big like he's always been
this figurehead and like people saying, he's like the nexus
of like a lot of the Russian factory in the US.
Got it. Yeah, So that's like, oh, with him, you've
been you've been taking payments from this person. Uh what
(05:42):
a place? What a place? Turns out the cops are
also dirty? Huh wa the cos Yeah, Jack, it turns
out turns out. Yeah. So, I mean, who knows where
the right goes with this or the left, But I'm
sure we'll have some interesting takes by the day's end.
All Right, we'll take a quick break, we'll be right back.
(06:12):
And we're back, and we have a a V Club
article of the top fifty Disney movies all times, of
all times and designed to piss people off. You know,
just give me that I've seen this list fire them
off from ten down. All right, you wanna go top ten?
(06:34):
Is that what you're thinking? Alright? Number ten, Sleeping Beauty.
I don't think I've seen this. I don't have any opinion. Like,
if I'm going to have an opinion on anything, the
ten is nine, The Incredibles eight, Aladdin seven, Wally, I
would put that higher. I'd put that at number one. Six,
The Lion King five, Mary Poppins four up three, The
(07:00):
Little Mermaid to Beauty and the Beast one pois story
PROI story one interesting, you know, it's funny. As I
hear this, I realized I actually just don't give a
fuck about Disney movies at all to have an opinion
on this. First I was like, where what they coming with?
And I'm like, man, I don't even see the Incredibles.
(07:22):
I've seen, Like why yeah, funk with Wally? I think
that one felt like the most Like I don't know
that one felt like some hard hitting ship to me. Yeah, yeah,
the Yeah, I don't. I don't think I gave a
funk about Disney movies. And then like for a while,
it's like all you can watch with your kids, and
so it becomes watching David Cronenberg's naked lunch. That's right,
(07:45):
as soon as my baby has proper eyes sight, just
checking out all the body horror of David Cronenberg. Yeah,
they don't. They don't really funk with the old one.
Like Little Mermaid. I tried to put on for them
when they were younger, and they were just like, yeah,
well this is so boring. I think I only fucked
a Little Mermaid because Sebastian was like the first black
character in a Disney movie I had encountered. Yeah, we
(08:06):
didn't even make it that far. And he was a crab,
but we knew he was from the Islands. Yeah, oh
he's a lobster. My bad, Brian correcting me, thank you,
thank you for pulling my card on the Arab. I
don't know. M Survey says he's a crab, so you
have to hold that l Brian. Sorry to the back
(08:27):
with you. Tell you. My other favorite Disney movie didn't
even make the list, Toy Story four. They put all
the first three Toy Stories on here. Sporting haven't even
seen that one is that we're seeing. I mean, I
like it, but I also like it in the context
of it coming out when I have kids and them
really enjoying it. So who the fund knows? Dude. Then
(08:48):
Brian just sent me a little Mermaid fandom wicky. That's
like it says he's a lobster. Oh wow, but Disney
says he's a crab. I don't interesting, I don't know
who whatever one says crab once says lobster. Look ze
gang yeah um oath keepers is trending for more of
(09:10):
these oath keepers have been convicted of seditious conspiracy. Apparently
they just like all got the idea at the same time. Yeah, yeah,
nobody told them, like the conspiracy right had to be
the idea that someone probably seeded in their head to
do these seditious acts. Well, now what if this person
who is the person that incouraged they used inception or
(09:31):
something because they haven't been able to find somebody who
gave them this idea to do the seditious conspiracy. Jesus,
this is like we talked about this tomorrow with like
the like Brett Kavanaugh documentary that came out. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
we know that. Now go to the person who stood
to benefit from this seditious conspiracy do that part. But whatever,
(09:53):
then now they're all caught up in Joe Byron's sticky
little document hands now, and that's completely like CNN was
like they ran something like, oh, number two Democrats says
Joe Biden's lost the high ground on the documents, like
his document thing was worse than Trump at this point, Like,
I mean, I'm sure that's what the right is saying,
(10:14):
but yeah, I like that CNN is willing to repeat that.
Damn man, they're they think I said, they love they
love a good controversy. Now to try and get some
more Fox Coopers fair and balanced or fairer and balanced. Uh.
And then finally Tim Allen tim al trend. Yeah, Pamela
(10:34):
Anderson has a new biography claiming that he exposed himself
to her on the set of Home Improvement. Now, this
is a shocking to me because he's a conservative, uh,
and a famous comedian and too famous coke addict, to
three groups of people that are known for never pulling
shenanigans like this. Yeah, he said, he's like, oh, I
never would have never done anything like that was apparently
(10:56):
his response. Yeah, I think it might have actually been.
But it's like also that that's like one of those
things where Uh, Tim Allen doesn't strike me as the
most wholesome human being on the planet. Saw file that
under not shocked. Yeah, yeah, we'll see. But I've seen
multiple headlines about Pamela Anderson's new biography. That's like, now
(11:17):
we finally get to hear the whole story. So I'll
be looking forward to reading summaries of that. Um. Anyways,
did you ever watch the Santa Claus Chronicles, the Clause chronicles? No, no, no. Once.
Once we started doing a dive into it and it
became like a weird Trumpian allegory. I was like, come on, now,
(11:39):
get me out of here. Anyways, if anybody saw that,
hit us up, let us know what we missed. Uh.
Those are some of the things that are trending on
this Monday, January three. We are back tomorrow with the
whole last episode of the show. Until then, be kind
to each other, be kind to yourselves, get the vaccine,
don't do nothing about white supremacy, and you will talk
(12:00):
to you all tomorrow. Bye bye m
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