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September 24, 2019 67 mins

In episode 480, Jack and Miles are joined by comedian Pallavi Gunalan to discuss Greta Thunberg's speech at the climate summit and the right's reaction, Trump admitting he spoke to the Ukrainian president, the 2019 Emmy's, the Lenny Dykstra and Bagel guy fight being canceled, Lenny Kravitz looking for his sunglasses, Tinder's secret streaming service, and more!

FOOTNOTES:

1. WATCH: Greta Thunberg to world leaders: 'How dare you? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood'

2. Fox guest Marc Morano attacks 16-year-old Greta Thunberg's "message of fear ... There's reports now in Europe where kids are getting anti-anxiety medication, they believe they're gonna die. She is the Greta Effect. She's causing and instilling fear in millions of kids"

3. @DineshDSouza: Children—notably Nordic white girls with braids and red cheeks—were often used in Nazi propaganda. An old Goebbels technique! Looks like today’s progressive Left is still learning its game from an earlier Left in the 1930s

4. Greta Thunberg glares at Donald Trump arriving at United Nations after scolding international politicians over climate change

5. Trump’s takeover of GOP forces many House Republicans to head for the exits

6. Emmys 2019: 12 things to know, from a quiet end for ‘Game of Thrones’ to that Jenny McCarthy red-carpet disaster

7. LENNY DYKSTRA CALLS OFF BAGEL GUY BOXING MATCH ... 'Won't Be Rescheduled'

8. I’m missing this pair of sunglasses after my show in LA at the Shrine this weekend. They are incredibly sentimental to me, they are vintage and they belonged to a family member. Hoping to get them back, no questions asked. Any information please email kravitzglasses@gmail.com

9. Inside Tinder’s Secret Streaming Series (EXCLUSIVE)

10. Tinder Created a Show to Give Its Users Something to Hook Up About

11. WATCH: Y La Bamba - Gabriel

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season one on one,
Episode two of Dirtday Lys Night Guys production of by
Heart Radio. This is the podcast when we take a
deep dive into American's share consciousness and say, officially, off
the top, fuck Coke Industries and fuck Fox News. It's Tuesday,
September two nine. Team. My name is Jack O'Brien. Akay.

(00:22):
Everybody works for Jack o'bricka in Wello. Everybody is making
great podcast. Everybody loves the cold gass sady. At least
that's what everyone tells Jack. Courtesy Christie. I'm Fucci Man

(00:43):
and I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
coast Mr mild Please, I've given all LA can. It's
not I've given all I can, and but we still
sick in rid. I just want this is what you get.

(01:17):
Just let that cook. This is what you get. Do do.
This is what you get when you smoke with me.
Get e d. Maybe it's what my doctor's suspend that work.

(01:39):
I'm from Well, I don't know, but Ben Krueger this
seems to think so at Ben k six to five,
thanks for that one. Tell you live hell yeah, hell yeah.
I love that you included even Tomm Jorkins ad libs
when he says just let that one cook and then
singing the piano part as the piano part as he

(01:59):
flip as someone who was always a frustrated piano player,
I would always I have to sing that anyway. That
should just be the rest of you. That should be.
And thank you so much for having us, TOLIVI, where
can we find you? Thank you so much? Goodbye. Joined

(02:24):
in our third seat by the hilarious comedian PLIVI. Hi,
it's me, it's you. Have you been since last we spoke? Good? Yeah,
pretty good, pretty wild? Trying to figure out what I
want to do with my life? Oh yeah, yeah, comedy
is still up there though. On that list, comedy is
number one. I think you'd come here back. Yeah. I

(02:45):
don't know, man, I don't know what you guys are
into this comedy stuff so much. Yeah yeah, I just
come here and I'm like, yeah, completely switched careers entirely
from the two that I had. I now build trains,
build trains, torself, what kind of what kind of just

(03:07):
in my base Baseman? Very cool. Well, we're gonna get
to know you a little bit better and probably find
out more about that. We're gonna tell our listeners a
couple of things we're talking about. We're talking about Greta
Thenberg holding it down for everyone in the world, everyone,
literally everyone, a little bit more on the whistleblower story. Uh,

(03:31):
We're gonna talk about the Emmys. We're gonna talk about
the showdown between the Bagel Boss guy and Lenny Dikstra.
We're gonna talk about another Lenny It's a Lenny full
episode because Lenny Kravitz has a problem and he needs
our help to solve it. We're gonna talk about Tinders
new streaming show, all of that and plenty more. But

(03:53):
first we like to ask our guests, plav what is
something from your search history that's revealing about who you are? Okay,
I was on bumble and I saw this guy that
looked a lot like JABOOKI young white. So then I
had to look up who his brother's were to make
sure it wasn't it wasn't because it also wasn't it
was somebody whose names it was like Jarvis, and so

(04:14):
I was like, that's pretty close to Jabooky Jave. All
of his brothers are name j And I was like,
this guy looks a lot. What if it's the lost brother?
He recently found that person on Twitter. I think like
three weeks ago there was some dude who looked exactly like,
who oh shit. I wonder if it's the same guy.

(04:36):
I don't know if he lived were you. Was this
in l A Yeah, I think this was a person
who lived somewhere else. But I forward you guys that
picture of the lion costume. Oh, yes, that someone spotted
you on a bad costume. Yeah, it's like my picture,
but they're wearing a lion costume. It's like the model
on the side of a cheap Halloween costume costume. He's just,

(05:00):
my god, Yes, it looks are you and you're not
getting a check now? I can't see you without Yeah,
this guy doesn't have a bit more of a square
face than you. Right, that's how I know it's not
more manly jawline. But their hands are very sure. Yeah,
the hand placed very looks like he knows what he's saying.

(05:24):
He's like, Hey, this is where hands go. This is
where I'm lying. I've never I know what to do
with my hands. Don't tell me he's modeling. He's like,
that's the only thing I know. Yeah, He's like, I
don't know what I'm doing in this costume. I don't
know how much I'm getting paid, but I damn sure
we'll know what these hands do. These hands do, what
those hands do? Those hands? What is something you think

(05:46):
is overrated? Okay, hold on overrated? Private transit? Yeah, I
think it's overrated. I take public trands a lot because
I'm broke, but also I like continue to do so
because I think it's better for like the environment and stuff,
and also if more people use it than all invest
more stuff. Yeah, exactly, And l A is literally it's this.

(06:08):
There couldn't be a city that needs it more, but
the people cannot. We don't have the infrastructure to move
in certain directions that we need to to make it
convenient if you have a very specific commute, I feel
like like it's easy for a very specific routes. I
feel like, but sort of going from east to west,
north to south and like huge sweeping ways isn't as
easy as it could and it's sometimes like it takes

(06:30):
less time and it goes underground. Did we talk about
this last time, about how like a lot of the
private car companies had influence on where the highways would
be so that it would funk up the public transit
in l A. And that's why it's so weird. Uh
well no, but I mean I do know that like
coke industries, arm of political action groups have kind of
been interesting bedfellows like places like Uber because their dream

(06:53):
is to just kneecap public transit. Are you talking about
like back in the fifties. Yeah, this is like back
in the highways were being built. I mean, yes, we've
we talked about that, I think in past episodes, maybe
not specifically when you're on but yeah, yeah, yeah, I
had a pretty extensive like electric cable car system. Uh,
and then that got torn up. I've been I've read

(07:15):
people have kind of debunked that theory that it was
the private car companies that came in. But I don't know,
I haven't read up. I've read up a lot on
the theory and details that make it seem like it's true. Well,
I'm sure they lobbied hard to get those infrastructured improvements
built so incentivizes automobile US. I mean it's almost like

(07:37):
not a conspiracy, it's like how America works. So I
don't know, but yeah, now that we've made a few
adjustments to like air air quality regulations, you can see
stuff in it now. Well it's not perfect. I have
bad Angelino habits because I grew up here and there
was no public transit really as a kid. I mean

(07:58):
I would take the bus from school sometime times. But
I drive fucking so much. Obviously. Do you ever get
frustrated with like parking and like tickets and what is that?
Don't know? Because I stays in the valley, We're parking
is abundance, and the weed flows like porn. That's the valley, baby.

(08:18):
But I get stressed out. No, I do get stressed
out in certain parts of town because you're like, in
my mind, I'm like nowhere to park there, or like
if you do, it's going to take up a lot
of your time. But that's like a habit. I'm trying
to break a little bit more because coming to Hollywood
is easy from the valley because like, luckily the Red
Line is meant to sort of bring people from certain
parts of the valley to this side. But it's you
gotta embrace it because our metro was pretty pretty good now,

(08:41):
palab I can't help but notice that you are talking
up a form of transit that you also building your basement. Yes,
very interesting. What is something you think tell us about
that investment? Opportunity said, it's a rail that last time

(09:08):
is something you think is underrage. This sounds so that
arranged marriage, but in like a modern sense, because like
in my extended family there's like like arranged marriage, but
it's like quotes because it's not really like what people
think of it as because now in like the cities
and in like you know, more like liberal progressive families

(09:29):
and India and stuff, they like it's just like another
dating app, but like through your parents, it's like they
send each other like essentially like resumes, the bio data
pictures and they're like, would your kid be interested in
this girl or boy or you know whatever, and then
they like they decide to like me, and then like
the kids are like, yeah, I'm not feeling it or
like I am, but it's like with the intent for marriage.

(09:50):
So it's like accelerated dating app that your family would
approve of. So for some people that works for me
like not at all. My parents have no idea what
I would want, but like for some people, and how
much ac do the bride and groom have in deciding
whether or not, so they can be like I'm not
feeling it's done, and it's a wrap swipe left right, yes,
So it's almost just like I don't have thumps right.

(10:15):
It's almost like switching up the order of like how
dating goes in a lot of like modern circumstances, which
is just that like you bring them home to the
parents and the parents are like nahe or it's like
that MTV show where the parents approved, but way less
white trash. Dude, I love this because like the boyfriend

(10:38):
would always be like hate the parents because they're obviously
a terrible partner to their child or whatever. Dude, I
can't wait till the fucking dad sees me. I'm not
going nowhere, bro, Yeah, so what I fucking crashed my
motor my dirt bike with their daughter on the back,
and we broke our bones. But it's all good, right.
And then at the end, like he gets dumped and
he's like whoa, he's always shocks and the dad is

(10:59):
always fuck you, and you're like, what is is this
really about the dad just hating the guy? Whatever? You know,
once you see the dad, you're like that's why she's
dating the guy. So what kind of arrangement would be
your ideal arranged marriage? A quote arranged marriage? For me,
I don't believe in marriage, but for other people it

(11:21):
would be good. Yeah, yeah, I mean the parental barrier.
But then it's like then I would be suspicious of
my parents. I'm like, where are the freaks at? Though? Mom?
Would you mean more suspicious if they were? No, if
they kept tugging you up with freaks? Like what are
you grandkids? Kids? Yeah? Yeah, because there are like certain

(11:47):
people who it's very important to them that their parents
like approved, or they either that or they've like internalized
like what the parents would think of somebody. But I
also think some people are just close to their families
and they like share the same value you know, other
other people I don't. I don't know, but I feel
like I'm too like too much of a wild card.
My aunt uh will always like call me and be
like I know a good Cindy boy, And I'm like,

(12:09):
Auntie based on my Facebook status, is can you really
predict like who you could find for my personality? And
it's just silence and it's like when are you coming
to visit have you seen my Twitter feed? Yeah, they
say something like I need to put my pussy on
do not disturb something? I put my pussy on night mode. Yeah.

(12:31):
I think she's like, I don't know, can you are
you able to put it on night mode? For sometimes
just tweet like phrases, Yeah, I remember them to your
aunt too. Great. Finally, what is a myth? But something

(12:54):
people think it's true you know to be false. So
I feel like people already know this. But um, the
first computer programmer was a woman at a loveless and
she like I think when she was a teen, she
like met up with this guy who was like building
like one of the first like computer type machines, um,
and she like wrote the first program to generate Bernoulli numbers,

(13:15):
which is like a series of numbers. Um. But she
was like a fucking genius and she was a baller
because she knew she was a genius. And she was like,
people will figure it out later. And she died of
like thirty six of cancer, but she had already like
done it. She was like a brilliant mathematician and programmer
in the eight hundreds. Oh sh yeah, I thought it
was going to be like the and that guy that

(13:35):
she met, Bill Gates, she died. She died in eighteen
fifty two. Um, and then yeah, I think, like I
was looking up the numbers. Um, the New York Times
has like an article about the secret history of female
programmers or something, and there was like five percent was
like where it started because dudes were like, we want
to build the hardware, that's where all the strength is,

(13:58):
and so they just like had women program um, like
in the fifties and and then um, I think around
like after the nineties, like so it went up to
like thirty six or seven percent of women were programmers,
and then it dropped back down to like and the
like the nineties. And I think it has to do
with like marketing and how they marketed computers and stuff
right right right For boys, it's blue, so like dudes

(14:20):
use it depends what flavor you get. Yeah, that's why
I only have Cherry Gatorade for girls gatorade, and I
drink Riptide Rush. Yeah. I mean the entire history of
the sciences like seems like it's just overtly like consciously
writing women out of the history. Yeah, were those first
computers like steam powered things that are using like punch

(14:42):
cards or some ship like how it was before they
had the technology actually build computers. It was like what
code look like that. I don't know it's called. It
was called a So the guy was Charles Babbage and
it was analytical engine And I think she was the
first one, like I just saw like this technology and
was like, this is gonna make like graphics and every like.

(15:04):
She predicted everything we're doing now. Um. But it was yeah,
it looked like this. Actually it was a trial model
of part of it. Whoa like like that and the
Illuminati gave her cancer? Thank you. Yeah, it looks like
a like an electronic advocate. Yeah, it's like a big

(15:29):
there's a lot of spokes and ship wheels, a bit
of a loom wheels. Oh, there's a little bit kind
of gears, gears, I don't know names some other parts
names for things. There's a Craig Chef forward. You got
the bars, there's some bars in there. All right, let's

(15:54):
talk about Greta Thunberg. She spoke at the u n's
Climate Summit. Yeah, don't know. It felt very moving, I'll
say that, well, very like Earnest. Yeah. Well, the summit
itself was like a mixture of you know, other countries
being like, this is what we're doing to fight climate change,
and like then being businesses being like, let's pat ourselves
on the back for doing less than the bare minimum.

(16:15):
But it's something, so we'll pretend it's revolutionary, and you know, again,
we are this. The situation that the planet is in
is serious. It's dire um. And meanwhile, the like the
world leaders are getting together to kind of be like, yeah, man,
like what we're doing is pretty chill. Let's look in,

(16:36):
let's keep going and we'll do the right thing. So
when Greta Thunberg got up to speak, she gave a
very sober assessment of everything. And we'll just let her
words speak for themselves, because it's very moving to hear.
That's probably like the first, you know, thirties or so
seconds of what she said. This is all wrong. I
shouldn't be up here. I should be back in school

(16:57):
on the other side of the ocean. Yet you'll come
to us, young people, for hope. How dare you? You
have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your empty words,
And yet I'm one of the lucky ones. People are suffering,

(17:19):
people are dying, entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in
the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can
talk about is the money and fairy tales of eaton
of economic growth. How dare you? Bom? Um? Yeah, and

(17:40):
she went on just to continue to call out, you know,
the world leaders for their inaction. How you know if
they if they fail to act. The only logical conclusion
for people of her generation and younger is to be like,
you are the people who, like we are answering for
your inaction. The theme was basically how dare you? And
it's very it was very moving. I wonder if, like

(18:02):
in when her generation gets to leader like leadership positions,
if in the same way that people are punished for
like war crimes, if people are going to be punished
for like crimes against the earth right right where they're
retroactively that or retrospectively like um, what just so you know,
I think we already know y'all are the destroyers, right um?
And here we go. It's it uh at or I

(18:23):
thought your question was going to be like when they
get older, we're gonna have when they sell out and
they start getting those checks. Because I'm also curious what
would happen. I mean that I think that happens a
lot to every generation to not just I don't even
want to introduce that possible narrative, not especially. I guess
I'm just more optimistic. I don't know, nothing negative. I
feel like this times in with the younger generation being

(18:44):
more about like socialism than capitalism, is like, yeah, you know,
the idea of just constant, consistent, long term capitalistic growth
like market growth just doesn't doesn't work for the long term,
you know, sustenance of our species and yeah, it doesn't

(19:06):
matter if we're all freaking dead. Yeah, And that's the
thing is like I I feel like a lot of
times people like frame it as like, oh, you know,
they're tree huggers, but like the it is a it
is a war crime essentially. I mean, you're killing people
by ignoring these problems people happening right now. People who
are deeply concerned about the climate are not tree huggers. There.

(19:29):
We don't want to die yours. That's what it is.
And I think to to frame it like that is
so disingenuous and to think even now right, She goes
on in her speech to say, you know, you've been
looking at research for thirty years and have done fuck
all and like everything you've done has been minimal or
like what's the cost not realizing this is not a

(19:50):
this is not the game we're in. It's fucking do
or die right now. And the disingenuous attacks sort of
continue too, especially from the right, because on Fox and
Friends they had this fucking moron on his name is
Mark Moreno or Moronal or whatever then's name is, to
basically talk about you know, they were very flippant about
the climate strikes on Friday, and then in response to this,

(20:13):
they were basically trying to paint Gretteth Thunberg as like
this fear mont. I don't know. Listen to this really
interesting assessment from the right of what Greteth Thumberg is
standing for. What is it about her that has uh
interested in so many young people? Well, she sells fear.
Gretteth Thunberg started in Sweden every Friday outside the Swedish Parliament,

(20:33):
and it's spread to skip school in order to have
a future. In other words, she's actually said and she's
addressed the EU. The United States Congress testified that why
should kids go to school if they have a future
that will be no more unless government passes laws like
the Green New Deal, more U N treaties, et cetera.
So this message in Sweden, it worked in Sweden, it's

(20:56):
working in Europe, and now it's come to the US.
The message of fear sales. There's reports now in Europe
where kids are getting anti anxiety medication. They believe they're
going to die. She is the gretive effects. She's causing
and instilling fear and millions of kids around the world
and actually has them believing that government can legislate our climate.
In other ways, if we passed the Green New Deal
in America, these kids can all go back to school. Yeah,

(21:19):
I mean for these kids, what are you talking about?
For these kids? Lollipops and you know, tell them there's
a monster in their closets. They're going to be you know,
they're gonna be freaking out. Tegotchis with their pokemon. You know,
he made all of our points for the government can't
legislate literally, you can well that guy. First of all,

(21:42):
he could not embody the position of the fossil fuel industry.
Even more, he's like the manifestation of everything that is
wrong with climate change denial. I mean, not that everything
is wrong about climate change now, but he is, like
he's the human version of it. He always talks about
climate change. He has a you know, quick search on
Amazon for his work. He has one but called the
Politically Incorrect Guide to Climate Change Boom Boom owned and

(22:07):
on the back cover people are two pc about climate
The whole thing is like, you think you know all
about climate change, but did you know the world is
spending nearly one billion dollars a day to prevent global warming?
Is that a bad thing? Okay? Scientific un scientist has
said the consensus quote on Global Warning Warning was quote

(22:28):
pulled from thin air scientist. Yeah, climate policies are crushing
the world's poor. Oh so I'm guessing that a person
reading this is so concerned about the world's poor. But
they're like, well, actually again, and then they say and meanwhile,
major hurricane landfalls in the United States have declined over
the past hundred forty years after three or larger tornadoes

(22:49):
have been in declines since the nineteen seventies. And article
is actually gaming ice Like Jesus Christ, Okay, you know what,
there should be a requirement that everybody has to have
a peach, do you in order to run for a
public office? Seriously? At some point at this point, who
published that book? Like it's self published? It's self published.
I'm pretty sure it was. It was for free at

(23:10):
a certain point, but he managed to get a blurb
from Sean Hannity on it that says, the climate scare
stops here. Did you guys see the two things with
Greta that happened like this morning and yesterday? Did you
see the Denis to Susan tweet? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, So
let's talk about that. Children, notably Nordic white girls with
braids and red cheeks, were often used in Nazi propaganda

(23:32):
and old gubb grobles I can't pronounce that technique. Looks
like today's progressive left is learning its game from an
earlier left in the nineteen thirties. And he had like
Nazi propaganda right next to her. So I mean, yeah,
you know, killing Jews and and saving the environment, same thing. Yeah. Nice, try, guys, nice,
try with your braids, Hitler that was uploaded to the cloud.

(23:56):
Trying to do your work now in the future. Braids
and braids enough set also, So Nazis are bad because
half the time you're trying to obscure like what the
Nazis actually were, and you know what I mean, the
thing that was bad about the Nazis was that they
were two leftists, right right, so they are socialists because

(24:16):
I'm gonna use that. I'm gonna focus on, you know,
very one dimensional understanding of certain things and be like
that's what that is. So yeah, that's why they're bad,
not because of the genocide. And you can't get over
how dumb people are, Well, it just shows you too,
like I don't understand. You know again, if if people
on the right are so concerned about denying that this
is happening, can we jet like I keep saying, let's

(24:38):
get a sign up sheet, people who don't believe in
climate change, sign your name to the cursed Earth where
you will have to live. Because if you want to
act like it's not real, then when the ship hits
the fan, you're the first volunteers to just stay behind
because it's not real, Right, you'll survive. They're like, there's
I mean, the rich are so insulated. There's like like
they're not even gonna be the ones to die in
the next hundred years, right, Like it's going to be

(25:00):
everybody else and they're gonna be like up in their towel. Yeah,
it's the people. It tends to be people who are
going to be long dead by the time the ship
starts hitting the fans right, exactly easy for them. And
that was really the cutting thing about what Greta said.
It was like, how dare you come to the youth
for fucking hope over this? What the fuck? Like they

(25:24):
have none? I mean, not that they have none, but
it's such a different I mean, when I was a kid, Jack,
when you were contemporaries climate change, was it very well?
Come on, man, we would have been high schoo come on, man,
we would come on, come on. Really you don't think
so anyway, I'm saying when we were kids, been waiting
for the last five years, older than you, and you
would have been way too cool for me, Like he's

(25:46):
making me like, back then, climate change was a thing
that was acknowledged. I think in like in progressive cities.
Maybe I was like, yeah, man, that is something, but
it was not. There was no urgency, and now like
we do have like now these kids, it's much different.
It's like, no, this is the thing that's going to
suck everything up well. But I think because of the

(26:07):
acceleration of the understanding of the situation, right, like with
the Climate Change Report like last October or whatever, that
was like a huge, significant piece of information that had
like very specific numbers for like temperature increases in very
specific zones, and they had like multiple levels of it.
They had one for policemakers, which was like the dumb
down version, which is one that I read, and it

(26:28):
was all and it had like an accumulation of scientists
from all over the world and how sure they were
about each fact. So I think like as people became
more aware of how urgent this is and it's been accelerating,
they were able to like spread that information more. But yeah,
it's but that's like what do we do, you know,
because I mean, we know what we need to do,
but there's the odds are really bad. Yeah, but you

(26:51):
can't not do anything, of course, that's the problem. I
think that like most people are like, well, it's so
big and like it's already bad, like there's nothing we
can do, and it's no they're like ways to alleviate
the issue or like to make it not as horrible, right,
But I think that's the logic being applied to some
of these really just like, well, when we're supposed to
fundamentally change like everything about how we're doing stuff in

(27:12):
our country, I know, but that's literally not even like that.
It's obvious where other people like we need to fundamentally
change how we do everything to address this, and some
people like we need are we sure we need to
do that and not acknowledging where that's where we are? Right. Yeah,
I had never heard her speak before that clip, and
there's like something it just feels like, I don't know,

(27:36):
like it does give you a little bit of hope
because it seems like, Okay, she's on this like in
this completely different like headspace from where the conversation has
been before, where it's almost like a a like spiritual
like it's just like totally she's actually thought it through
and is like kind of moving things in a direction

(28:00):
they need to move visceral anger without compromise. Right. But
meanwhile on the right, another thing that's happened on the
right is there was an image that was circulating over
the weekend after people were saying like, yeah, they want
to clean up the earth, will maybe start by throwing
away your garbage, And they had a picture that was

(28:21):
supposedly after the climate strike with like garbage all over
a field, um, and that it was actually like a fake.
It was from a like four twenty h celebration, come
on four years ago. Um. But yeah, it's just you know,
did you see what happened? I don't know if you

(28:41):
guys are gonna talk about this tomorrow, but what happened
this morning was that she and fifteen other children filed
a complaint oh yeah, against with the u N right,
saying that five of the world's major economies have violated
their human rights by not taking adequate action to stop
the unfolding climate change crisis. Yeah. And she's right into
the world. Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a quick break.

(29:05):
We'll be right back. And we're back. And there was
also a great gift, great image of Greta at the
u N and then standing to the side as Trump

(29:26):
walked in, full of bluster and just being like, yeah,
now you're in my world. Everyone was sort of the
vibe of of watching that clip watching him just walk
through the u N building was just like he was
Bobby big Dick, so cool with um. But there's a

(29:47):
reason he thinks he's so cool, and uh, he's starting
to I mean the Washington Post. But the Washington Post
pointed out, I mean it is kind of rational the
way that he he is operating, because he is starting
to believe he can get away with anything because US
report because he is getting away with anything. And they

(30:09):
pointed out that, uh, this whistleblower story, the call in
question with the Ukrainian president, happened the day after muellersh testimony,
and people being like, well, that was a total loss,
like and you know, totally diflated the the Democrats like
passion to impeach him, uh the next day, so after

(30:31):
like a the uh, the idea of him being held
accountable for his working with foreign countries to uh influence
the two thousand and sixteen election, uh is like sort
of taking down a notch he vote starts working on
working with a foreign power to affect the election's like,

(30:55):
so that's it was a bit of a bit of
a ship's storm for the news, but functionally nothing happened, right,
So I guess and a ship storm from the news
where functionally nothing happens, that gives his whole thing energy, right,
Because it's like watch me fucking transgress and now I progress.
But then he like did he have a list where

(31:16):
he was like all the ship with the Mala report,
and then he was like next up with Biden? Like
does he is there like logic to the next step.
It's like, I think it's like a like a rat
with a pellet. It's like, oh, that one wasn't electrified.
I'll keep eating it. Who else am I mad? At?
Bid something about Biden? Right? And I mean again, so
would that whistleblower thing. There wasn't a lot of talk

(31:39):
or whatever. Then Sunday he finally admitted, he fucking admitted
that the call happened. Okay, interesting because he's probably got
a lot more confidence about this. And he says that
the conversation I had was largely congratulatory, was largely corruption.
All of the corruption taking place, was largely the fact
that we don't want our people like Vice President Biden
and his son contributing to the corrupt. She's already in Ukraine,

(32:01):
and then described the call as perfect with absolutely nothing wrong.
It was perfect, the best call people are gonna hear,
and that's one of the best calls ever that they've
ever heard. You should have seen it flowser ready to
baby A lot of calls. Uh, this is a good one.
This is one of the good calls. The call is great,
perfect a call? Um? What the fun is that it was? Again?

(32:24):
I said, I said hello, I said goodbye, and then
we talked about it and then I said, okay, well,
best wishes to you and yours didn't even say that. No,
not at all, perfect meaning nothing untoward happened. So I
mean the overall dynamic of the conversation and why this
could be problematic is that the Ukraine has been trying
to fight off Russia. Yeah, who has interesting relationship too,

(32:49):
And the US has been withholding aid military aid to
the Ukraine, which ties with his overall vibe towards Russia. Uh.
And apparently we're not supposed to call it the Ukraine.
Were just supposed to refer to it as Ukraine. And
I'll try and do that going forward. But I have
it in my head from the episode of Seinfeld where

(33:11):
they're playing risk and he says the Ukraine is weak. Yeah,
so Ukraine is trying to fight off Russia, and you
know Trump's like withholding military aid and it seems like,
you know, this could be a carrot in a stick situation. Well,
it's just, of course, I mean, you know, the timing
stunk like shit basically. And here's the other thing on

(33:34):
that call. It wasn't just like a light suggestion. He
brought it up eight fucking times. Yeah, so there was
no it wasn't like anything to hide behind. And this
is where it gets like, you know, the Democrats have
failed to hold this president accountable in so many ways.
But a lot of the room or the feeling is
that if there's a transcript or recording of this call
that were to come out, it would help a lot

(33:56):
of undecided Democrats come out because I guess suddenly this
is the thing that they're going to decide to put
their foot down about because I guess it's so sort
of like objectively, sort of like he's leaning on another
government and withholding military aid to dig up dirt on
a political opponent for an election. For he's using yeah, exactly,
like the instability of a region to motivate um them

(34:18):
acting out in his interests. Yeah, it feels like more
urgent than the than what happened with Russia, because in
that case, like Russia was the like stronger. It's like
building somebody up versus like tearing them down. Right, so
with with Ukraine, like in these dire conditions, like to
threaten their demise even further. Um, I think that that's

(34:39):
like more of a violation of people's morals, right, and I,
you know, Nancy Pelosi said some stuff. It wasn't necessarily
convincing that we were like actually moving towards impeachment. But um,
there are many undecideds who, for whatever reason, this is
starting to move them a little bit closer. It feels
like less political. I think like people are more upset.

(35:02):
It seems like well, and then even Republicans are kind
of pretending to Republican is kind of pretended. Well when
when in one half, right, so Mitt Romney you know,
said out loud with his mouth or through a tweet
with his hands that if you know it's true or whatever,
it will be quote troubling to the extreme. And then
to the extreme he rocks Mike like a bandal exactly. Um.

(35:25):
And even Lindsey Graham, number one cheerleader, was saying the
White House, he was actually suggesting the White House should
release material to sort of clear the air because it's
just too much drama Um, because I think what is
happening is that even Republicans are like, this is fucking
not good. And again, you're gonna need to give us
some talking point to for cover, because they need cover
every fucking time something happens, and taking this into an

(35:48):
election among the myriad of things that are making being
a GOP member of Congress, I guess what's the word
I'm looking for? Untenable? Almost, but yeah, so like they
need another defense because there's another statistic that says only
of Republicans who are in office when Trump was inaugurated
are leaving or gone, are gone or leaving or retiring.

(36:12):
Number they like getting that elevator When everyone's asking them
a questions, they don't say anything, and then they just
disappear and vanished to the land of cowards. Yeah, like
the magic trick and the prestige. They just get in
there and they're replaced by another white man. Exactly. They're
all twins into Congress. You have to be an identical

(36:33):
twin that you've been keeping a secret your whole life. Um. Yeah,
And I was listening to that intelligence podcast. I listened
to Rational Security, and this was even before they had
the details about what This was I think they recorded
it last week on Wednesday, but they were just talking
about how worrying it is because a lot of the

(36:55):
checks and balances between the intelligence community and cong gris
are like norms based, and if it becomes a you know,
fuck you sue me situation like it seems to be
becoming with Trump, where he's like I don't have to
give you anything, who's going to stop me? Then it
really like it's a constitutional crisis. It's like next level,

(37:19):
like Okay, we've never been in this situation before. And
the way the Constitution is written is there's like a
lot of things that are contradictory where it's like it's
not clear who has the power. And that's why it's
worked so far because there's been like pushing back and
forth over like two hundred years. But now Trump is
like finding those little creases, those little pressure points in

(37:43):
the U. S. Constitution, pressing the ship out of them.
He just really wants us to rewrite it to include
more voices. That's the whole His whole game plan was
like they're just like not enough LGBTQ people and people
of colors the Constitution. So I'm gonna find all the
holes in it, and I'm going to make sure that
have to rewrite the whole thing. I really even realize
what I did. He's playing, He's I think with impeachment,

(38:08):
there's like the morality issue of like setting the terms
of impeachment for like future presidents and everything. And then
there's like the game people are playing where they're like, well,
what if it like martyrs him, or what if it's
like bad for the election or you know what I mean.
Like so I feel like that's like part of the
reason that people aren't willing to do it is because
they're like worried about the implications for the immediate future

(38:29):
as opposed to There's that, and then there's like the
calculus with like Pelosi, which is like I don't want
to put Democrats who are already in like like more
red purple districts to have to like be on that
side and possibly the House. There's so many calculations going on,
except for the one of just sort of like this
is fucking wrong and what the fuck, Like, what's the

(38:52):
problem here? You're using all these other And I guess
that's the problem with a lot of the decision making
here is there are so many factors that someone could consider,
but the sort of fundamental thing is that this president
could possibly take us in a direction fully that like
we can't even come back from. And I get that, Yeah,
Like is he would he be martyred if he was,
you know, impeached and then removed from office that way?

(39:14):
But I think even if he loses in there's gonna
be a narrative for some people that it wasn't real.
So it's uh, well fucked either way. I mean, it's
not gonna be it's not going to be peaceful or
clean either way unless and even then people talk about,
well maybe there's a video of something so terrible happening
that even his supporters could look at. I don't know

(39:35):
if that's really going to move the needle, because they
found a way to excuse everything from the death of
children to pick one. How is there not one picture
of him in black face? How is he like, how
is he better off than justin trude? Well, the amazing
thing is that he uh like with everything he does,
you know, he says the quiet part out loud, he

(39:56):
walks around an orange face, and so that's how he was.
It's the temptation to wear black faces he seems to
be covered in. That's how he resists that. Every day
he looks at his makeup kit. There's one orange and
one black, and he's like, orange, it's good enough. Yeah, alright,
we're gonna take another quick break. We'll be right back.

(40:28):
And we're back. And the Emmy's happened two nights ago,
and ratings were at an all time low. It was
on Fox. And it was so confused about that. I
didn't realize it was on Fox. Yeah, Like I was only,
you know, truth be told. I only watched the first
three awards because I wanted to see if my friends
and dear family were going to win. They didn't, but

(40:50):
still congratulations from the nomination. Uh. And I was looking
for on CBS, NBC, AB say, like those are really
where they are? And then when I searched it like Fox,
this is very un Fox like very Fox like. Was
that they put Jenny McCarthy out there on the red carpet?
Are you kidding me? I hate this bitch. Apparently she's

(41:10):
the host of that masked singer show. How is she
not like in jail for all the anti bacs, I
can't hear one of the judges yeah. So, um, I
hope she and Gwyneth Paltrow shares. They say they actually
had an interview. She well, she interviewed Gwyneth Paltrow, who
was there, like, Hey, what ship do you believe in

(41:34):
that'll get lots of money from people? Right? Silver on
your neck? Uh, She's like, no, it's got mercury and
it's good. Actually it's in mercury is in retrograde. That
means earth mercury is actually good for you. She was
so bad though that I mean not that like, I
don't know there there are people who are really good
at the red carpet interviews and she is not one

(41:56):
of them. Her name was trending for like twenty four
hours after just based on how bad she was. She
demanded that Julia Louis Dreyfus do the Elaine dance she
did and was just like just quietly declined and walked
away mid interviews. Yeah, and then she interviewed Christina Applegate

(42:19):
and congratulated her on her first nomination, which it's her third. Uh.
And then you know, tried to back her way out
of that poorly and close the interview by telling Christina
Applegate that she wanted to be her when she grew up,
when she was younger, even though they're the same age
for like one year apart. Oh my god, um so,

(42:41):
I mean, yes, can I get it? Kelly Bundy iconic?
But wow, every everything you said makes me you die
inside to think that you would even come up, You
would pull up to Julia Louis Dreyfus be like, do
now I want to make it so that she interviews
me and then I can just go out of about

(43:02):
the vaccinations. If I'm on the red carpet and Jenny
McCarthy is there Fox, But that's a testament to her
staying power if through even this one and by the
time you get there, she's still there, and you're like,
I've been waiting. What are you saying, I can't make
it by next week? How? No, No, I'm saying, bump, yeah,

(43:23):
I get that. You know, I'm saying I don't even
if she's there by next Emmy's unbelievable. They're going to
be on PBS next time. The fact that executive who's
out here being like Jenny McCarthy, Yeah, she's sad, she's
a star. I mean, it's the network that brought us

(43:44):
Japanese people in doing an eating contest with a bear.
I loved that clip. Me and my friend we used
to watch that. Back in the day when you would
watch a TV show on the phone with somebody. We
watched the man Verse b specials just laughing because the
the Fox, like in the early two thousands, those Fox
specials were by far the most absurd things you could

(44:04):
have ever watched, right, man spit It was that it
would be like a group of little people doing a
tug of war with like an elephant. It was pure bullshit.
Koby Ashi or whatever, yeah, I think it was, and
he like he's the hot dog eating guy and he
had like he was doing his thing where he like
dipped the bread in the water and he was like
going at it and everybody was like, oh my god.

(44:26):
And like the bear was just like looking around and
Kobyash was getting all these hot dogs down and then
like right at the end of the bear just like
looked around, took one bite and everything. He just like, yeah,
just the story. I think they have a they had
a dude running against a zebra. It was this dumb
spectacle ship. When didn't they have you saying bolt run
against a oh he ran recently. Okay, yeah, Grace Stars,

(44:50):
um Fox, Yeah there their geniuses of TV. Uh. They
had Thomas Lennon doing like voiceover work that was like
where he was because so they didn't have a host.
It was like part which worked for the Oscars, and
the reviews seemed to indicate it didn't work here as well. Um,

(45:13):
they had Towns Lindon like as people were walking up
to the stage, he would like drop in like some
voiceover and like some of it was funny because it's
Thomas Lennon, but like some of it was just so
jarring that it was it was like director's commentary over.
It was supposed to be like that usually doesn't have
it well how it used to be right like or
normally when the winners announced them, the announcer gives some

(45:34):
generic factoids this is her third nomination and second win,
and then it'll be Thomas Lyndon being like, uh this
they're the they're adding another thirty nine centimeters of Hollywood
gold plated magic to their closure. Okay. Uh. Also, Daniel
O'Brien is a fucking any winner now that he writes

(45:56):
for himself. I was I was high pen him up
saying you will win, and he's like, it's not gonna happen.
Look at him, he looked like he belonged up there.
I'm seeing many more, I mean in his future. And
Fleabag crushed it a bunch of wins, much deserved. So
I love. Yeah, it was very good. She's great. All right,

(46:18):
let's get into our Lenny news, a new segment on
the show. So first, Bagel Balls Bagel Boss Guy versus
Lenny di Extra. That fight a celebrity in quotes boxing
match that no one asked for. So he was Phillies
baseball No I Mets baseball player. Uh, he's like kind

(46:43):
of famous for being the Major League baseball player who
has consumed the most drugs over the course of a lifetime. Uh.
Possibly um, and you know, struggling. But he was called
Nails back in the day because he was tough. Uh
and he had terrible hang nails. I thought he just
like beautiful manicures. Yeahs, Like, have you seen Lenny's manicure.

(47:11):
It's insane or really fucking weird, curled over nails world records.
They always at the end. It's weird how they always
get that curl at the end. Also, if you ever
seen actually he's an iron to do it. Also, shout
out to anyone if you ever seen a woman with
super long manicure, if you ever see them type with
the backs of their hands, skill the type the backs

(47:35):
are out here typing with the backs of their hands.
Look for it in a city where women have long
ass nails, and do they instead of fingering, do they knuckle?
It's a lot of topical rubbing. Yeah, anyway, if we
went from Lenny Dextra's weird fingernails to knuckling. Anyway, the
celebrity boxing match. The erstwhile Fox TV executive who organized

(48:01):
this fight was, you know of an age where he
was like, who's the toughest dude in the world. Lenny
Dyke's let's uh, let's have him beat up the Bagel
Boss guy, because you know that's somebody that everybody wanted
to see get roughed up a little bit. Uh. That
fight has been canceled officially. I don't know how we
didn't start off with this news. This is huge news. Yeah. Well,

(48:24):
I mean, honestly, I was hoping to see Chris Bagel
Boss to just get his lit up, his whole soul
reconfigured and handed back to him. I just don't want
to see these people become famous. Yeah, he got do
you know how he's like he was upset, he like
women hated him, and now he's probably like swimming and pussy.

(48:45):
I don't know. We did a follow up recently. He
just basically does a lot of Instagram stories where he's
begging women to call his manager. Uh and they got
to live in Suffolk County. But if you live in
Suffolk County and you want to smoke weed and fucking
party with me and call my manager and we could
fucking hang out, you're too good at that. That's what
he does though, and he's like, he's like it was

(49:06):
really sad. He just goes, look, I'm gonna be real, Okay,
I want to fuck and it was like so it
was clearly point. I think the way that he's getting
that like shitty attitude of like entitled of course, is
that he probably is doing okay for himself, but well, no,
not really doing well for himself. But in his mind

(49:26):
it's it's probably been the worst thing for his ego
because I know he's doing like, you know, stuff on
cameo where you pay him like thirty bucks and he'll
be like, what's up its bagel? Dude, fuck you to
give me thirty dollars um. So the reason why though
the fight got canceled is that right now Lenny Deekstra

(49:48):
has a fifteen million dollar lawsuit that he's filed against
l A County and other deputies, saying that he was
badly beaten while serving a sentence in I mean, now,
I don't know what exactly happened there, but I'm wondering
if his lawyer was like, if you're saying that injuries
and ship, you probably shouldn't be fighting some dude fighting,

(50:11):
or if you fucking fold this dude up in half,
they're gonna be like this guy maybe have has been
very physically aggressive. Whatever happened, I don't know exactly what
the details are. If it was actually a beating at
the hands of oh, the cops beat him up so
that he said the cop okay, I didn't even realize
that you just said that. I just read it right now.

(50:33):
I was trying to figure out what happened, Like, I
didn't know if he wasn't at like he's saying they
would they didn't adequately protect me in jail, and he
was beating he was saying he was beat by police.
So I wonder again, it's probably not good to show
your client looking very spry and a gro um or
if the lawyer was like, look, I don't know what
kind of check you're gonna get out of beating this
like toxic in cell versus a fifteen million dollar pay

(50:56):
day from the County of Los Angeles, and he said
the fight will not be rescheduled, in an effort to
make it seem like, don't worry about this money. Yeah, right, exactly, alright,
I'll find Bagel boss through my name of the ring.
I'll do one of these. I'll just hold him my
hand and he'll be like why I ought I think

(51:17):
you could. I think you could slap him once and
he would something would, something would awaken within him. Yeah,
like Kung Fu Panda. He just um all right. And
then in our second update in Lenny News, Lenny Kravitz
has a problem. He needs our help to solve it.

(51:38):
He asked me, you said, oh, should we talk about
the Lenny Kravitz thing. I'll go what happened? And I
was really concerned that maybe he was he was mangazi
sex krimna man. Lenny Kravitz is too. I feel like
I don't know. Well, I I won't put anything past anyone.
I mean, he did expose himself. He did to dentally

(51:59):
expose him stuff and everyone was like thank you. Yeah. Yeah,
Jackson was somewhere pissed, just burst forth from his U
blew out his pants. Anyways, he tweeted, I'm missing this
pair of sunglasses with picture of him wearing just very

(52:20):
Lenny Kravit sunglasses after my show in l A at
the Shrine this weekend. They're incredibly sentimental to me, their
vintage and they belonged to a family member. Hoping to
get them back. No questions asked, any information please email
Kravitz Glasses at gmail dot com. Oh so I like
how both pictures are in him or him in different

(52:42):
types of done him right, just like long sleeve, short sleep,
very tight form fitting as it should be. I mean that,
just like that, he created a Gmail for his sunglasses. Well,
which is funny because I know that I know Kravitz
Glasses as an optometry clinic in Echo Park. Yeah, so
he was able to get that dos to get that

(53:06):
piste right now. M Yeah, I hope they find I'm
curious to know what that story is. It's just such
a funny flex. But yeah, yeah, well we'll be following
the story obviously. I mean I used to do. I
used to work backstage at the Shrine doing concerts, um
and ship. If I found somebody, ship, I wasn't given
it back, right, I mean, I definitely look. Okay, look,

(53:28):
but this is disclosure. I stole a cell phone charging
battery pack from talent that left it behind after a concert. Okay,
I got cancel. Fucking are you able to say who
the town is? Um? Are you brave enough to say
who the town? Yeah? Are you? Are you man enough? Yeah?

(53:49):
It was a dance artist and they were on the
bill of Hard Halloween two thousand eleven. Get there they are? Alright, guys,
let's talk about the newest streaming show. Yeah, everybody's excited

(54:12):
for Uh. No, of course, we're not talking about the
Reese Witherspoon morning news show coming from Apple. Uh. We
are talking about Swipe Night, which is Swipe Night, dude.
The Tinder Show. Yeah, the Chooser Adventure Choose your Own

(54:33):
Adventure Tinder show. Isn't that Tinder? Tinder is creating an
original series and it's a play on swipe right. Yeah,
oh no way, that's fucking sick. Tindo to Tindo. This
is I mean, this is like the fulfillment of a
joke I've heard a lot of people make where they're like, yeah,

(54:55):
you can catch my new web series on tin Tinder,
like you know, some other list. We're developing a series
for Craigslist. But yeah, this is, uh, this is really happening.
I mean the premise is interesting. It's five minute episodes
where you decide what to do through the narrative where

(55:16):
it takes place during an impending apocalypse, and I just
like that in each episode, users to participate will be
ushered through an apocalyptic scenario and prompted to make a
series of choices, from the seemingly unimportant how to best
DJ party to the critical whose life to save? Oh wow.
I think the reason that this is going to be
wildly successful is because we no longer use tender to

(55:39):
actually meet people. We like it's in the game section
of my phone because y'all play it. But like, I think,
I think everybody is going to use it and it's
gonna be very successful because I just use it to
entertain myself when I'm bored. Another thing pops up and
you're like, h man, yeah, maybe I don't need to
really be swiping. I'll just do this mystery game. Because

(56:02):
because we're the amount that these apps have perfected just
sucking our faces into the screen time, we've already gamified
your self worth. So why not just gamified games just
to entertainment games as they're called, right, that's what you
guys called video games, entertainment games. I think it would

(56:22):
be fun if we, like we're able to actually have
like real world consequences, Like if we it is like
the general populist could decide on like which celebrities have
to go on a tender date with each other, that
would be I would watch that, like right, like really
truly entertainment you're in control of. Yeah, it'd be great. Well,
this one now is really just used to like take

(56:43):
some of the choices you made to better match you
with somebody. Possibly, I bet it's not going to the
people that they like, fucking hinge recommends for me is awful,
Like you'd be most compatible with this fucking like I
don't know the thing on there, like it says a
tender used particular view on how a group of characters

(57:04):
should spend the eve of the apocalypse, will lead them
to others with similar takes, the thinking goes, and then
perhaps to an awkward first date in real life. Ah fun,
It's exciting to see how serial killers will pick their
next victim. They're promising an awkward first date. Isn't that? Like,
aren't they supposed to be promising a not awkward person?
They've given up. They've also gamified their self worth, right,

(57:27):
because they're like, yeah, you want more swipes, bro, pay
us more money for hyper mode. Okay, so here's a
premise arranged marriage. It's a video game slash TV show
where celebrities are arranged by votes from fans to see
like who they will go out on a date with,

(57:48):
with the ultimate goal being somebody gets married. Okay, yeah,
isn't that? What is that where they get married? They
are shows, but it's not like I would say married.
Married at first sight is a little more similar where
they have experts just be like, okay, are you down
to get married to whoever we tell you is your
your match? And to idiots agree and then it's sometimes good,

(58:13):
most times very cringe e right, Okay, never mind ignore
no let's we're funding it right now. Hold on, Quimby
might fund that. Let's get let's get QUI has already
funded that. They have funded everything. They have funded every
theoretical possible TV show premise, just to cover their basis.
But this is from the autour behind Drake's videos for

(58:36):
God's Plan, and in my feelings, I mean, those are
good videos, Grant Evans. They got her directing it, directing it, Okay, yeah,
that's such a weird You're like, yeah, I did Drake's videos.
Now I'm going to Tinder. That seems like some Tinder
as ship though. They're like, and who should we get
to direct it? The woman who directed God's Plan. Yeah,
and get her on the Just give her a paycheck

(58:57):
that she can't say no to. I guess she doesn't
only like her bed and her mama. She. I mean, look,
that's a good check. I have a feeling there because
they put five million dollars into it. There's something there.
But it's kind of like this whole thing like everybody's
getting into content. Now. I start to where it's like,
do they actually have someone who's like a good writer,

(59:19):
Like could the product actually be good or it's It's
just one of those things where a company with a
lot of money is like, dude, we could make content
to check. I would really enjoy it if it was
really good. I think it would be. Well, yeah, who knows.
They don't have to get tinder so even no no
baby content, I swear I had to make a profile, sweetie,

(59:43):
I would never look. I don't respond to have these
messages the other ones I do. I was asking what
they their their take on the how you would DJ
a party? Means nothing to me, babe. So as if
this couldn't get more like sell parody. Even Walmart is
getting in on streaming content. They're teaming up with the

(01:00:05):
MGM for the Voodoo vu du streaming platform uh and
their first show is a remake of the eighties Michael
Keaton movie Mr Mom, which our writer jam McNabb pointed
out explores the hilarious premise what if a man tried
to raise children? Right? Like? What we even call this

(01:00:28):
male version of mom? Yeah? Exactly, Mr Mom? So what
I mean, I'm guessing it's still based on the same
outdated sort of gender norms. Yeah, it's just like Walmart
is still on board there, like that would be wild.
I wish it was like Michael Keaton as Batman raising

(01:00:49):
a kid, right, yeah, that would have been a better thing.
And he has no parenting skills because he was orphaned.
Was like, I don't know, you just leave him in
a case. I don't know, let's never go to a
show ever, and just I gotta go the I didn't
realize the twist or the update to this is that
he has to juggle his parenting duties with launching a
startup called Pizza Mail pizza mail delivery service. Yeah wait,

(01:01:17):
it says if I aster have a couple who switches places,
Greg quits work to take care of the kids after
former stay at home mom Megan lands her dream job.
Literally just life. I can't because you have to include
the how the hell did they get this way? Where
a man stays at home and a woman has a job,
It's because the woman wanted things, she had a dream, right.

(01:01:40):
The audacity was is that how the Michael Keaton one worked?
I have no idea, no recollection, no record. The funnier
part though, too, to be even more like generationally tone deaf,
It's like, well, Megan, who is the stay at home
mom who's not going back to work has to navigate
a work environment tailored for millennial employees. No, you're gonna

(01:02:00):
imagine she's like, what's up? What's up lady? I better
eat on out of here on my vate board. Uh well,
I will be tuning in to both of those. You're
gonna get voodoo Hell yeah, I know how you get these.
It's like it's like violently built into half of the

(01:02:22):
screaming TVs now and it's always like a thing. I see.
I'm like, the fund is paying for that? Why did
you vood do the first app on my like a
full button dedicated on my remote? Talk about buttons. I
will never touch the voodoo button. Yeah, there's the back
mute voodoood? What capitalism? Market economy? Mans? And just you

(01:02:46):
know people, uh competing on a fair playing field. Well play.
It's been a pleasure having you back. It's been great
great having you. Where can people find? Do you follow you? Okay,
get out pen and paper, p A L l A
V I g U n A l A. And that's

(01:03:08):
my Instagram, my Facebook, my Twitter, and my website. Yes,
And is there a tweet or a work of social
media that you've been enjoying Okay, my buddy, I'm gonna,
I'm gonna, I'm gonna promote my buddy, my buddy, Rick Cesario.
He is very hilarious and he has a bunch of
really amazing tweets. He's our Cesario r c I s

(01:03:29):
A r I O on Twitter. His uh. He tweeted
six days ago, your sex drive is how far you
are willing to drive to have sex? Actually it's he
has like a bunch of great tweets. It'll get like
fifty thousand likes, but he only has nine seventy two followers.
But he has amazing tweets like that all the time.
That's so great. Everybody go follow him. Everybody go follow

(01:03:51):
Rick Cesario. Very good writer and myles where you can
people find you? And is there a tweet you've been enjoying? Friend?
Oh thanks friend? Oh uh? You can find me and
follow me on Twitter and Instagram at miles of gray. Um.
I would like to call out a couple of treets.

(01:04:11):
One is from u Naiomate paragin at black dress. It's
a photo that's a shrimp cocktail only cents, just like
nineteen seventy six, and her caption is Las Vegas in
a nutshell. Uh, there's something so deeply frightening to me
about a shrimp cocktail that is cents. But don't worry
about it because it's Vegas. Baby, we buy in volume.

(01:04:33):
And then another tweet is from Reductress. It says woman
just calling everything self care to see what sticks. Hell. Yeah,
I feel like that's sometimes some tweets have been enjoying.
Ben Rosen tweeted everyone silence of the Lambs New York
Times for Lambs silence. Uh. Paul Left Tompkins reminder also

(01:04:59):
mark the end of pit Bull's current terms. Mr Worldwide,
please go to a bunch of clubs in Miami over
the next twelve months and learn about the other candidates.
And Katie Stole tweeted in response to Daniel O'Brien's tweet,
a thrilling day for this simple fisherman. She tweeted, unbelievably

(01:05:21):
proud of this man. Think just a few short years
ago we were shooting things like who fucked this pumpkin?
Which was uh sketch from Michael swam that uh, one
of the all time greats. That is exactly It's a
mystery wrapped in Nickma wrapped in an episode about who
funk this pumpkin? Uh? You can find me on Twitter

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about in today's episode as well. The song we ride
out on miles What's that Gonna be a new track

(01:06:05):
from e La Bamba played a lot of her MutS before.
This one is called Gabrielle And look again, the vibes
are right, the drums are booming, the percussion is great.
I really like percussion. You like percussion on this and
just you know, embrace enjoying. The Daily is out guys
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