Top 10 of 2024: #1 Chris Crofton’s Video Cart: Election Day Time Capsule 11.06.24

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh hey, there, it's me Jack.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
You've caught me unwinding, enjoying a large goblet of delicious eggnog,
untangling my brain, gaining five to fifteen pounds of eggnog
while we unwind. Here at Daily Zeitgeist, in addition to
publishing our normal year end episodes and Santo's University, etc.

(00:25):
We've decided to take the opportunity to count down the
top ten episodes of the year published over the next
ten days, the ten days that we'll be off Monday
through Friday, two weeks in a row. How Jack, how
did you guys determine the top ten episodes? They were
all equally incredible. Well, we used a little something called democracy.

(00:47):
Ever heard of it? Depending on when you listen to
this episode, that might not be such a rhetorical question.
But anyways, we let you vote on the most listened
to episodes of the year to see what you liked best.
And you're about to hear your answers. Just ten bangers
right in a row. We've got a trending episode in
the mix. We got a lot of good ones and

(01:09):
at number one, well, let's just say you'll find out,
especially if this is the number one episode. We're putting
this same bumper at the start of all ten, so
we hope you enjoy it.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
We hope you enjoyed.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Listening to this year of TDZ as much as we
enjoyed making it, and we will see.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
You all in twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
We hope you have a RESTful holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
I had phone posits, like when they first came out,
and I was like thirteen, and I remember this sixteen
year old just pulled up on me and it was like, hey,
what's but my feet were too small, like you really
sub sized you. And I was like eight, and he
was like, what the fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Question?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
First time? And then I think at that point I
was like, I guess you like my shoes. And then
I was like oh no, no, no, yeah, I went
through the same thing.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
I was like, oh, I guess he likes my shoes.

Speaker 4 (02:07):
But I was too young, and the dude kind of
moved on, and I told my uncle later He's like, no, man,
tell them you wear two different sizes.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Tell him like eleven and a half on one, thirteen
on the other. I'm a fucking freakd Yeah, yeah, oh yeah,
I did my feet and ship bro.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I don't know if you want these pair.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
My athlete's foot goes crazy in the summer. I don't
even look at him, you'll get danky. I cleared out
a whole floor of the college dorm.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
Bro, man, it was so bad. You mean on the
outside of the shoes. Usually people just comment on what's
going on on the inside. You know what I'm saying.
We got a whole biome down there.

Speaker 3 (02:45):
Brother, right man, nice to meet you.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
I gotta go.

Speaker 3 (02:50):
I'm just trying. I'm just trying to pick up my kid. Man. Wait, wait, wait,
get over here.

Speaker 2 (02:56):
You want to smell something and a fucking clear your
scalp of.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
Head, Jasmine, Why don't you hop on his magic carper
ridecause I'm gonna say you a whole new world of.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Hello the Internet, and welcome to Season three, sixty three,
Episode three of.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Gus Higheart Radio.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
So much coming out there, so much much. We are
America's only undecided podcast. It's still unders Look, I'll go beforehand.
Did I committed a bit of voter fraud and I
voted for them both. I just had to do the
voting equivalent of a standing slow clap, and.

Speaker 3 (03:46):
By that you voted for both Jill Stein and RFK.

Speaker 2 (03:50):
And RFK, Yeah, my two favorite candidates. Why who did
you think I was talking about this whole time?

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Zei Gang.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
This is a podcast where we take deep batt to America,
share consciousness.

Speaker 3 (04:00):
It's also a podcast that.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
For the long ones, we record a day in advance.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
So it's Wednesday, November sixth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Where you are, Yeah, where we are. It's election day, right,
It's Tuesday, November fifth.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
We are in the Silent Meditation retreat that Jared Leto
was at for the first three weeks of the pandemic,
where he came back two weeks into lockdown.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
It was like, guys, what the fuck? The traffic is
like amazing right now? What is my favorite? Am?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
I just like so zen that it just seems like
there's no traffic anyways.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
That's where we are.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
We are in the past. We are inside a time capsule.
We don't know what happened in the election, last night.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Today, whatever the day. But look, I think everyone I
don't Diggers podcast episode, I will say this to do
a daily news show over the last year has been
a bit of an exhausting You're welcome America, and I'm yeah,
I I just I just want to go to a

(05:12):
nice place and not think about what can or can't
be electorally.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
But I want to go to the farm where my
pet dog went and when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
You don't want to go there? No, it sounded so nice.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
There's a nice couple that just kind of played with him. Yeah, well,
I love chasing you know me, I love chasing tennis.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Yeah, but look closely at the woman there. Her name
is Christy. No, you don't want to be at this place.
It's bad news bears. Well, hey, it's November six But hey,
but I guess that means.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Do we have Does anybody have the nerve what to
do a day a day on November?

Speaker 3 (05:53):
Oh they do?

Speaker 1 (05:54):
I mean, hell, they did Redhead's Day and National Donuts
Day on election day.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
What do we get to so November sixth, this is
the day after election day, National Saxophone Day, okay, National
Nacho's Day, and National Stress Awareness Day, which I think
everyone is acutely aware of, maybe their stress. I think
that was the one apt day we've seen today.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
But maybe should have moved that one back a couple
to be like, hey stress huh yeah yeah?

Speaker 3 (06:23):
Or forward?

Speaker 2 (06:23):
Yeah, yeah, we're forwards big day for Bill Clinton. I
guess you know that guy playing the saxophone getting winning
presidential election news. Yeah, and I don't think he ever
kicked nachos out a bit.

Speaker 3 (06:36):
If you know I was about to, I wrote my
own specscript called American Nacho.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
You don't want to know about nothing. We've got nothing.
This is the episode we don't know who won the
fucking presidential election last night. But that's not true.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
It's not true that we got nothing.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Actually, first of all, we do. We do have akas.
My name is Jack O'Brien.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
AKA.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
Let's find something else to talk about. Fuck this election
just all around, Let's find something else to talk about.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
How about mud.

Speaker 1 (07:18):
House on Sound on the Discord, kind of anticipating what
the show is gonna be.

Speaker 3 (07:22):
Yeah, I was gonna say, were you gonna say mud larking? Yeah?
I feel like that. I think they did. Did we
tell them what what we were?

Speaker 1 (07:29):
Now?

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I feel like we might have teased.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Anyways, I'm thrilled to be joined as always by my
co host, mister Miles Grad.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
Wow. Wow wow, I just don't it's Miles, It's Miles.
I just I just want to I just I just
want to chill out. I could care less about the
nation struggling. I just want to kiss you. Yeah. Yeah,
I mean I'm sure, I'm I'm sure you know, uh,

(08:00):
capitalism will win, so that I do feel good about that.
I guess the question is who does that? Whose version
in the Taylor's version or we don't know. But anyway, Yeah,
it's Miles. Thanks, shout out everybody. We made it okay yesterday,
take your time. Yes, and here we are on the

(08:21):
other side of it, and I feel I feel fine.
I'm I just I just we just need to do
something else. We just I think everyone needs a little
bit of a world, we know, something else to talk about.
And then hey, come Thursday, when we know maybe a
little bit more, maybe we can start dunking on people.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
We'll see, We'll see, we will see. Well, Miles, Yes,
it being the you know, substitute teacher day. Yeah, it's uh,
you know, teachers out because teacher doesn't know what the
fuck to talk about. No, no big news that we
can speak of that is going to be relevant. In
twenty four hours we are rolling in the video card. Yeah,

(08:55):
and we've got I think rated best substitute teacher that
I could fucking imagine in my amiligmation number one.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
With a bullet.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
It's a hilarious stand up comedian, actor, musician. You can
listen to his podcast, Colbrew Got Me like anywhere. His book,
The Advice King Anthology is available now anywhere fine books
are sold.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Go get it. For god's sake.

Speaker 1 (09:18):
The poetry window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
What's up?

Speaker 1 (09:26):
What's up? I got an a K.

Speaker 3 (09:28):
I wrote it. I wrote it myself.

Speaker 1 (09:31):
It works every time. Hell yeah, Bud late God, oh
my god, terrible effect on Jack O'Brien, just straight up
doing what's that?

Speaker 3 (09:51):
Yeah? Yeah, it's the election. That that's it. That's it.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
It's like finally just okay, so oh yeah, here's my aka.
Chris crafted on Parrey, Chris crafted on Prey, dun down
down there we go.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Wow wow wow. Croft and Fever. Oh yeah, America.

Speaker 1 (10:16):
One thing that we can guarantee that won't be different
about America tomorrow, that America is still gonna have crofting fever.

Speaker 3 (10:23):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
And so that's why that's true that no matter what happens,
they can't take away my seven point four on Pitchfork.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Hell no, they can't that's not all about they can't. No,
it isn't.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
That's one she said one Pitchfork article where they went
back and like rejiggered reviews and were like, actually, this
album that we gave a nine to, we're gonna move
it down to like a seven.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
Yeah, it turns out. Clap your hands, say, yeah, it
wasn't actually a ten. They did It's a Big Boy
from Outcast, which I think was actually probably they the
his first album was very good, but they were like,
this is one of the best rap albums of all time.
That's one way to that's one way to stop thinking

(11:07):
about the election. Revise your reviews of Heavy D and
the Boys or whatever. Yeah, we shouldn't Heavy D and
the Boys actually deserved a five point nine, not a
four exactly. You're trying to Are you trying to avoid
thinking about the election? Me? Oh my god, what a

(11:36):
what a horrible, horrible time to be alive. So yeah,
today's like a bad day, you know, I mean, except
like some people aren't even thinking about it.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
I think about that.

Speaker 1 (11:46):
There's a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
Who do not even care about this.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Great I love that it was a Yeah, we've been
following these seven I think it was seven undecided voters
on the front page of the New York Times. Of
the New York Times, every time something happened to the election,
they check in with these seven random people who were
like I don't really know or and one of them
was like always leaning Trump.

Speaker 1 (12:10):
And then they just they ended up voting for Harris.

Speaker 3 (12:14):
And their explanation was like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:16):
I just like looked into it and like he was
like committing fraud during the last like he was asking
people to like steal votes for him. So like they
kind of won me over at the finish line with
that feature because it was like, oh yeah, like most
people don't give a shit about this stuff at all.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
They're like I pay attention to the election like once
every four years for like you.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
Have for this. Who's calling you, Chris, Oh my friend Parker,
pick it up? Pick it up?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
Answer the phone anytime anybody calls us.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
During this episode, all right, we are are we picking
up scam Likely's too? Eh? I don't know. I feel like,
really we just totally lost commitment on that one. Skim
likely is.

Speaker 2 (13:06):
I feel like, are usually just just don't even know
both say anything.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Yeah, well Parker, Parker is my friend who he plays
drums for all these huge acts, and he also is
currently working at a supermarket. So we just try and
help each other through this. We're both in our fifties
and trying to figure out like.

Speaker 3 (13:27):
Hey, how did you know, like how do we make money? Right?

Speaker 2 (13:33):
You know, like it's a whole system that we have
with the town, like some of our most talented musicians
unable to make any money.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
He's had so much success that people would totally assume
that he is rich, and he is not. Not only
is he not rich, Yeah, and the same with me.
You know, it's like not that people would think I
was rich, but but you know, Parker's resume is pretty incredible,
but he's We're just sort of helping each other. We
talk a lot about what's next for us and trying

(14:02):
to hang in there and and and still make art,
but also just sort of try to normalize our existence
and stop trying to be live on just one hundred
percent trying to I don't know, like living on your
own reputation doesn't work, and and and and you would think,
you know, like that that it would or maybe you've
been convinced that once you did this special thing, then

(14:24):
you would feel great for the rest of your life,
which you know, not only that only lasts like a
couple of days. You get on a high after something, no.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
Matter how great it is, Like I remember, the most
I've ever gotten from a good thing is a couple
of days. Yeah, that's like a land speed record.

Speaker 3 (14:40):
Of like, wow, the vibes are really good for a
couple of hours.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
The only person who's successfully run on one hundred percent
special events is like Mick Jagger, and it's sort of sad.
It's sad to watch.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, yeah, he's like, I want to.

Speaker 1 (14:54):
Go out again tonight.

Speaker 3 (14:55):
You want to go out again? You're eight two years old?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Yeah, but I feel empty, But you know, like, can't
we go somewhere you know someone will recognize me.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Your hand hasn't stopped bleeding in days? Do we have
a gig tomorrow? Tomorrow?

Speaker 1 (15:12):
You know?

Speaker 3 (15:12):
I mean that works for him because he can always
get a gig.

Speaker 2 (15:15):
I'm interested to see, speaking of hand doesn't stopped leading
in a couple days.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I'm interested.

Speaker 2 (15:18):
I have this like random phantom jaw pain for the
past like week and a half, and I'm wondering if
it's election related, Like I mean, fantom like just a
pain right here that like I don't know, it doesn't
correspond to anything, just hurts really bad, like all of
a sudden. I think it kicks up sometimes when like
things are stressful. Just it'll be interesting to see if, uh,

(15:43):
if it's related to election stress.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
If I'm dying, it's one of the new keys to
winning the election. Job jaw pain democratic win coming. If
Jack has a jaw pain, well that's kind of interesting too,
you bringing up your jaw pain and being like, what
the hell is my jaw pain? It's like we're like
all like kind of going back to like trying to

(16:09):
have community, even on a podcast where we're supposed to
being like wow, he you know, like oh my god,
look at this stupid pair of shoes that so and
so is wearing. And now you're like, I have a
phantom pain. Do you guys know what it is? Like
that's that's what everybody's doing. And I don't think it's
all bad because when things are just up and running

(16:32):
like they were for most of my life, where you're
just like politics or something you don't need to worry
about in America is gonna be fine, because it's America
you don't really think you need to rely on anybody,
and so this is a lousy way to find out
about it. But I think in a capitalist society it's
the only way we would ever find out about it
is to completely be brought to our knees with stress,
and then finally we will reach out to somebody because

(16:54):
we have no choice. And that's a crazy way to
be because we're always supposed to be reaching out to
each other.

Speaker 3 (17:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, and now it's like, I love that you're on
here talking about fantom pain. And now I wann't. I'm
gonna show you guys a spot on my leg. Yeah,
I'm gonna put my leg up to hold on.

Speaker 3 (17:11):
Just I'm gonna see what you guys think this is. Okay,
let me see.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
I'm not really gonna do it, damn coward. All right,
that's where we usually say, Chris, we're gonna get to
know you a little bit better in a moment.

Speaker 3 (17:22):
First, some things we're talking about.

Speaker 2 (17:23):
Later we ain't talking about ship, anything to talk about.

Speaker 3 (17:28):
I mean, we've got a lot to say, we got
a lot to talk about. We're gonna take a break today.
I'm glad.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
I'm so glad you guys are taking a break. Let's
let's have fun, because let's have some sort of look at.

Speaker 3 (17:39):
Some crofting video. Yeah, favorite favorite Way compilations, you know.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
And when I say let's have some fun, I mean,
you know, let's yeah, let's pretend that our problems are
are from another time. Let's talk about the JFK assassination,
which actually does connect to all this because boomers had
their shit together. The boomers would have fucking stormed the
Capitol when JFK got assassinated, not like two years ago. Yeah,

(18:10):
that's they were too they were too happy, they had
too much stuff, like the middle class was still firing.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
Like a whiplash.

Speaker 2 (18:19):
But it is wild to realize, like when you go
back and read, like the conspiracy theory started right away,
like the second they shot Oswald too killed Oswald on
National TV, Like as everyone was like at home still morning,
like Kennedy being assassinated, and then like Oswald gets shot
on TV, like everyone's like, Okay, this like doesn't make

(18:42):
any fucking like this is a weird, Like they started
right away, but you're right that like they just they
were like what is this strange mixture of like suspicion
and anxiety and depression. It's like, oh, that's you know,
cynicism that you've just like, cynicism has just been invented

(19:03):
for you a lot of.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Yeah, the economy was too good back then for them
to really be like they were like, ah, this seems
like bullshit, but whatever. But now they're like, now the
economy's shots. So now they're like, something's wrong in the
deep state and all this stuff. And the deep state's
been been like, you know, just doing diabolical shit for
the entire length of our country's existence. But they just

(19:28):
are ready now to say I've had enough. What the
fuck the Democrats? You know, hey, I'm counting on that
deep state to uh, you know, well whatever it is.
This country has been an absolute scam since day one,
and and it's and it was just it was just
a scam that made people happy enough that they didn't

(19:49):
care that it was a scam. But now they've all
decided it was a scam just because now they have
to wait too long in line at the grocery store
or whatever stupid reason they've decided that they've had it.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
But they're not speaking English at Wendy's right.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
But the time they should have lost their minds is
when fucking the c I a in conjunction with who
knows who blew away one of the most popular presidents
in history on fucking television.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
And and and they were wasn't on television when it
didn't happen on television? Well maybe some local affiliates maybe, No,
the Pruder film came a long time later like that.
At the time, it was like more of a we
like people hearing tell of it, and then once the
Pruder came out, people got that.

Speaker 3 (20:34):
I think that fucked people up pretty bad.

Speaker 1 (20:38):
Yeah, deep State operataly Newer. Yeah, you know, Pruder.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Backwards spells President Reagan spells. Yeah, all right.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
We truly, like have very little plan for this episode
other than stated a bit of a bit of a
standing on.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
The edge of a future that could go in many different,
very strange, very horrible directions. One thing I think we'll
all still enjoy an addition.

Speaker 1 (21:09):
To Chris Craft in this some fucking videos, guys. So
we're gonna take a quick break and then we're gonna
come back. We're gonna look at some of Chris's favorite videos,
some of our favorite videos, some old classics. We'll describe
them to you if you're just listening to this episode,
and we'll be right back.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
And we're back.

Speaker 3 (21:39):
Oh, we're back. Oh oh we do we know who?
Do we know who? One yet? I am checking Twitter
as though that's going to happen. I'm checking Twitter right
now and it sounds like people, Yeah, the polls are
still open. Okay, poles still open.

Speaker 1 (21:54):
We're not gonna know one even, I mean right, we're
not gonna know what are we?

Speaker 3 (22:00):
And I think because of what we were talking about
that shit.

Speaker 2 (22:03):
I think because the last year, last year, twenty twenty,
we all think it's gonna take a week, but I
think it's unlikely to take that long.

Speaker 3 (22:12):
No, No, they change a lot of laws changed. Yeah,
so we shouldn't know. They should know by the time
they listen to this.

Speaker 2 (22:19):
The five people who aren't giving forward to our episode
where we talk about who actually won.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, but this is fun.

Speaker 1 (22:26):
Yeah, I think that. I think like the reason I
brought a couple of videos.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
One is this account.

Speaker 1 (22:33):
Well it's a guy or somebody or somebody calling themselves
Helmer Rienberg, and it's a ton of like I love
these videos. They're all about the JFK assassination, and they
are like they all have this like public domain spooky
music behind them, and that's the main thing.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
I like.

Speaker 1 (22:50):
It's like, I know some people like to listen to
like you know, women eat pasta or whatever and that's
called MSR SMR.

Speaker 3 (23:02):
Or whatever.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Eat like a strawberry chocolate like that guy we had
on one time, Remember that guy we talked about, We
eat all that crazy food, like a sexy, sexy food.
So like for me, this is like that, It's like
I chill out and I look at this and I
realized that this country has been an absolute it's just
full of of of it's a pyramid scheme. And that

(23:25):
does tie into me feeling better about Yes, we need
to stop going to Starbucks and start running for office,
and and that has been the case for a long time.
It's just that now we're finding out. And and so
I know that if Trump or what's her name, Kamawa
gets what's her name? No, I mean, I don't even know,

(23:47):
like or Jill Stein or whoever, it's gonna be the
same baloney. It's gonna be the same blooney. Basically, Trump's
gonna Trump's.

Speaker 3 (23:55):
Gonna it will be a little bit worse, so it
will definitely be a little bit more sort of yeah what, yeah,
what what sort of uh oh god, what is it now?
You gotta say, you gotta reply what I say, and
then smiley face with this yeah one, like the one
big eye one that lies like, yeah, wonder that I
think that it was Parker.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Parker's texted me and he says, let's talk more tonight.
Fuck the election, that's.

Speaker 3 (24:20):
What he tell Yeah. Anyway, yeah, all that to say, Yeah,
I don't know that that's the thing. Fuck, we're talking
about the election again, But I just no, we're not
talking about feelings around the election. Every I have a
feeling America is gonna go back to a brunch so
fucking hard. It's gonna be just mind many bunch going yeah, yeah, yeah,

(24:42):
that whole thing. How like that's sort of like that
was the phrase in twenty twenty, how everyone was so
tired of like the pandemic and like being politically engaged
and the like you know, black Lives Matter things that
were happening over the summer, that like, can we just
get like back to brunch, you know, like where we
don't have to like deal with the ills of our
of our current country.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Right right, like Kings of Leon's new record that's called
Can We Please Have Fun?

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Way to Read the Room? Absolute My friend from high
school I think is married to that singer. Anyway, shall
we do you want to? So this is Helmer Reenberg. Yeah,
this is hellm Reenberg. And and and he's just talking
about like the Officer Tippet shooting. And if you guys
don't know about the officers.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Officer Tippett was shot allegedly by Lee Harvey Oswald while
he was running after the assassination. When he was running
toward the theater where he got caught, you know, but
Officer Tippett wasn't supposed to be where he was when
he was shot. He was supposed to be downtown along

(25:47):
with every other patrol officer that was in the city,
because the assassination had already happened, so he wasn't supposed
to be. And they even have like transcripts. This isn't
like eighteen ten they had transcripts of the police calls.
They even have audio of all the police calls. They
were taping all the transmissions, so they have the like

(26:09):
they have the radio, they have the actual announcement where
they say, all patrol, every officer in this city, every
squad car go to Dealey Plaza, and.

Speaker 2 (26:19):
Wouldn't that be the perfect setup for aeberh bank robbery.
It's like, oh, you thought the JFK assassination was political?
Who said, we're not bank.

Speaker 3 (26:30):
Robbers who took off your gold bully on huh booby.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
Officer Tippett was in this neighborhood that was nowhere near
downtown and they close enough that Lee Harvey Oswald was
able to reach there on foot. Right.

Speaker 3 (26:44):
Well, no, but no, but Lee.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
Harvey Oswald didn't kill Officer Tippett. I mean, the whole
assassination is absolute garbage. I mean, it's.

Speaker 3 (26:54):
JFK deb.

Speaker 1 (26:58):
Isn't it more isn't it more fun to debate something
that's way in the past?

Speaker 3 (27:02):
Though, I just love that because I know this is
Jack's shit, So you're not I know, you have an
opinion on every single thing and crossed into this energy.
I'm like, I'm just gonna be like here, Okay, beeves that.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself. They are absolutely insane.
That is the most obvious, sane, sane, ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
I don't think they're I don't think it's as insane
as some of the other theories. I don't think he
acted alone, but I have well done.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
He may have done something, but he he also may
not have because there were people running out of the
building that saw him in the second floor cafeteria holding
a Coca Cola like two seconds after the shooting, which
implied that he was in the cafeteria while the shooting
was happening.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
How did Coca Cola leave branding like that on the table?

Speaker 2 (27:59):
You know, he just did like change to the course
of human history and immediately has overcome.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
With the need to have all like Coke Cola so
much that he was able to shoot the president and
run four floors.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
Yeah, and then kill again. Ain't nothing walks away. So
the hell Marineberg thing is just great.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
I mean hel Marieneburg. Hel Marienburg's great for whoever he is,
some guy you know from Sweden, probably.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
From fifteen years ago. Marine Beg.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
He probably got run over by a bus in twenty ten.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 (28:33):
I'm watching his ship from two thousand and seven. Yeah,
And anyway, I just love I love these these things
because it reminds me that that We're not the first
generation to deal with a bunch of nonsense, except for
this time we are aware of it. And that generation,
for some reason, was like, I'm happy enough with my
you know, dollar a pound ground Chuck, and I don't

(28:55):
care who shot Officer Tippett.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Yeah, I got ground surloin for a dollar twenty if.

Speaker 1 (29:00):
You think Lee Harvey Oswald shot office Wait, so what
is this?

Speaker 3 (29:04):
This is at first of all, Chris, this is a
ten minute video, so we.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
Don't have to watch any of it. We don't have
to watch any of it.

Speaker 3 (29:09):
I'm just saying I do want to hear the music.
I don't know we were really doing.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
I didn't know we were really doing videos because last
time I had some, I should have gotten more fun.
I didn't know what we were doing the show. I
didn't know we were doing like escapism. I would have
brought you a video some guy like getting slapped in
the face by a paintbrush.

Speaker 3 (29:23):
Okay, well, let's look at that too. But here's the
this is the hell, Marienberg.

Speaker 1 (29:27):
Just a little music. I like the music, and I
like this conspiracy. It makes me feel I don't know somehow,
it soothes me.

Speaker 3 (29:33):
Okay, well, let's where the music as that hold music?
So that's like dumb, don't don't.

Speaker 1 (29:41):
I want to find out how I can get an
album of this on vinyl.

Speaker 3 (29:44):
Okay, let's do it. Let's find out. I no Forember
twenty second, nineteen sixty three, Dallas police officer Jamie Tippett
was murdered in Oak Cliff about forty five minutes after
the assassination of President Kennedy. According to witnesses, Tippett stopped
his car at the curb on Tenth Street and spoke
with a man. Okay, and there's a tip and then

(30:06):
they just like scrunched it up. It's like real tipp It.
Guy out out of the car and went to the man.
The man pulled a gun and it shot. But sorry,
no you need to more. But but but T was
hit four times and died.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
There's the music. That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (30:27):
This is the music from Karate Kid too, when they
go this is like this is like a music bed
for like a racist depiction of like a massage parlor.
I picture Hell Marienberg playing the recorder. Okay, so this
is Oh, he's a looker.

Speaker 6 (30:46):
J D.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
Tipp It is hot. Jad Tipper was hot, dude. Yeah, no,
one's like, no one talks about that kind of looks
like r f K.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
So then Lee Oswald, it does kind of look like
our kadging.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Damn. That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (31:00):
And Chris, do you want to read the I mean,
it doesn't really make any difference. I'm sure everybody is
like confused as to what this is or why I'm
talking about it, But somehow it is heartening to me.
You know that we should have stormed the Capitol in
nineteen sixty three. That's when this happened, when a complete

(31:21):
bunch of bullshit was dropped on the American public, when
one of the most popular presidents in history, who wanted
some progress on civil rights and some progress on taking
corruption out of unions and getting rid of the mafia
and stuff. I mean, whether or not those things were
even like good ideas they were, there was some there
was a huge amount of idealism. I'm just saying that's

(31:43):
the moment in this country when people became cynical without
realizing it, and they are just too happy to really
let it sink in.

Speaker 3 (31:53):
And now we're dealing with everybody was happy with the
state of America in nineteen sixty three, I will no
eyles everybody. Okay, now I'm really on a podcast. Everybody
was better. You know how much shit costs in nineties.

Speaker 2 (32:11):
Dude, you could get a hamburger for seventeen cents.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
Wait no, just because I say, if you think that,
if it doesn't make any difference, If you think that
though that that that America has has you know, has
has lost its core, lost, lost its way or whatever.
It's just been lost. And I don't know why that
makes me feel better. It just makes me want to
fucking hang in there because other people were hanging in

(32:36):
there without even knowing it. These people are shopping while
while this stuff was was surrounding them. Now we can
at least shop and be aware that things.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Are fucked I don't know.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
I don't know why that makes me feel better, but
it just does make me feel better to know that
we are engaging with the problem.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Now other fucked up times in US history. When you're
about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up time
in US history, I think that makes sense. Like this
is a continuum, this is we're all part part of
a story and people have lived through it before.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Yeah, and even more importantly just for me, Like I
like the fact that that we should have been activated
by JFK, but but everybody was just too to to
you know, checked out or whatever.

Speaker 2 (33:24):
DJ to throw people off the scent that he had
Kennedy killed, then passed a lot of civil rights legislation.

Speaker 1 (33:32):
So.

Speaker 3 (33:34):
Pass that if I wanted did. Oh my god, that
is such a good LV about that's all about my
chunk in my bum hoole? Man, come on now, oh man,
Rodbie does buhle. He does need his pants altered because
he's got big, big dong and a low bunghole. Something

(33:56):
that seem was going up a bunghole. Definitely that Taylor
riding up my bunghole.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
Yeah, he said something about he was talking about his bunghole.

Speaker 3 (34:06):
Jack. Do you want to share a video? No, not really.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
I'd love to love to see more from Professor crofton
other videos.

Speaker 3 (34:14):
Can you show us?

Speaker 1 (34:15):
Well, I guess, I guess I'm sort of obsessed with
history because it does remind me that that, you know,
all this bad stuff is always happening. And one of
the things that was bad was a civil war. And
so I was watching this once the first time I
was ever. On this show, I talked about metal Detecting
and how I watch it on on on YouTube, and
I remember Miles said, he what are you talking about?
You watched people on the beach And then I said, no,

(34:38):
don't you think I am an idiot?

Speaker 4 (34:40):
No?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
He was like, oh, what is it?

Speaker 1 (34:42):
What do you do, mister sophisticated? And I was like,
I watched historical metal detecting and I'm.

Speaker 3 (34:48):
Watching low brow beach metal Detective. Like metal detecting, the idea.

Speaker 2 (34:52):
Is just like people leave shit on the beach and
lose sh it on the beach. So it's just like
getting getting people's rings and adding people like loose change
and ship.

Speaker 1 (35:02):
Yeah, and that's not interesting to me at all. In fact,
the fact that makes me sad. That makes much money
they made, Bro, that makes me sad.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
Why does that make you sad? Chris?

Speaker 1 (35:12):
I just think it's like that makes me, I don't know,
like finding some earrings at somebody you know and then
being like, ah, they're they're not real gold. I mean
that just makes me. I just think you should be
looking for the real shit. Like you're just to be
doing something better with your time. I mean, you're trying
to make.

Speaker 3 (35:26):
I don't know, you.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
Should be up on the boardwalk mugging people, yeah, strong
arm robbery, whatever it is.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
I just think it's sad finding people's ship from yesterday.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
I don't know why, but but I want to. I
don't want to one hundred and fifty years yesterday or
cell phones.

Speaker 6 (35:40):
Like.

Speaker 1 (35:41):
You know this guy we're about to watch if we
watch it as like and we don't have to. But
it's this guy, Aqua Sigger, that was one of the
people that Yeah, that's his name. I know, it's like
it's it's like, I don't it's not the name I
would have chosen. But his name is Aqua Chigger and

(36:03):
he is like one of the most popular. He has
so many subscribers, and he even ended up on a
damn he ended up on a on a show called
so where he actually got to go to England and
and you know and like and like all over Europe
and do like metal detecting and moats and stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
That's fun.

Speaker 1 (36:23):
Yeah, so he got to I didn't realize, but he
got to go. Yeah. His real name is like Bo
something other and he's annoying, but he's really really relentless.
And the guy just looks at Civil War maps and
goes to the river where the camp was and says,
how they drop stuff down the bank, and then he
goes and finds it. And so one day I was

(36:43):
watching his stuff and then he he found a damn
whole musket in the in the river from the Civil War.

Speaker 3 (36:51):
Yeah, And I was.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
I was just knocked out. I was knocked out. I
was like, what else is in the river? Then? Is like,
you know, is the Dark of the Covenant in the
damn river?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
Yeah, just sitting there.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Yeah, anyways, what else is down there? Yeah, like the
damn you know, everything is in the riot, Damn the
US Constitutional Yeah, old jukeboxes and and uh just all kinds,
I mean everything you could possibly want.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
Trump's missing votes from the twenty twenty elections.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
So I'm just saying, you know, so.

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Yeah, so this guy, you know, I just think it
was a knockout thing for me to see this that
that there's still a and Chris, you are not alone.
This video for the listeners at Home has one point
seven million views.

Speaker 3 (37:33):
Yeah. Yeah, Okay, So here's him. He's saying, look, this
seems like a good area to check out. He's clearly
like in chest high water right now, kind of hot.

Speaker 7 (37:42):
Also, yeah, he stands around in the water particular that
you know, said you know there's gonna be something there,
and I just had a hunch. I've been hunting out
for about fifteen minutes fond some modern stuff. Nothing great
until now. Well I don't know if it's great, but
it's pretty cool from what I can say. He's got
a decent signal.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
On the He like hit a smile in this way
that I was like, Oh, he's excited. He's Oh.

Speaker 1 (38:06):
This guy does not getting excited either.

Speaker 3 (38:07):
He goes he's like, I know you just uh like
look there's this like little lip quiver he does that.
I'm like, oh he's excited.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Oh yeah, he's excited.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Right, this is right there, he said. He like his
face is about to smile. And then he's like, no,
I got come on ship together. Okay.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
It's pretty cool from what I can see. I got
a decent signal on the eight goal.

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Guy phone call and said, say a gun down there.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
Some type of long gun.

Speaker 3 (38:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (38:36):
I could be like a modern shot gun, or could
be yourself a war gun.

Speaker 3 (38:39):
I'm hoping.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I can't really tell for sure.

Speaker 3 (38:43):
Come on water let me take a peek at it.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
He's teasing. He knows what he's doing.

Speaker 3 (38:47):
Anything, he's show he knows what he's doing.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Baby, Why does he have like uh oh, the he
has he has headphones on that look like the headphones
that wait, you're at a firing range, but.

Speaker 3 (38:57):
It's they're the headphones for listening to metal detector. Weird
that the style of says.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
He's like Bob Hope but with more algae war.

Speaker 3 (39:06):
Oh yeah, this ship is so visible, like just its
just sitting there. That's what wild is. Like, this ship
is just all around here. All right.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
He's gonna put water and it's gonna immediately break there
it is.

Speaker 3 (39:19):
We're underwater, folks. So it looks like a stick. Yeah,
it looks like you would never know you could you can, Yeah, there's.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
But that thing's been walked over for you know, people
have been you know, yeah, swimming and everything.

Speaker 2 (39:37):
They said, damn, it seems like he just planted it.
But it's the exact same like mossy ass color and.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Picture of everything just planted.

Speaker 1 (39:47):
He could plant it, but he's not.

Speaker 2 (39:49):
He finds he's got like it looks like I feel
like it would take so much work and get it
to look like that, Yeah, to get it to look
exactly the same everything around it. Also just that he
was like, yeah, I've been hunting for about fifteen minutes
and I've like found a bunch of like modern stuff already.
He's like, yeah, this guy's stopped finding stuff. He does

(40:09):
even videos on finding cell phones.

Speaker 1 (40:11):
I hate them. I hate them, he does. He doesn't
care what he fishes you off.

Speaker 3 (40:15):
When you see it's like a fucking yeah.

Speaker 1 (40:17):
He finds a whole bunch of cell phones and old sunglasses,
and he's just as excited as he is when he
finds a civil war gun.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
T'sus everything we need to know about the people of
the year twenty twelve.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
Right, Yeah, it makes me sad everybody in the year
they love like they loved LG phones.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
So he's using a magnet now to see if he
can get a little magnet action. That's a hit. Uh yeah,
I think he got a whoo. So he's he's got
a magnet on a stick and he just picked up
the gun with it. It's definitely a long rifle. I'm
seeing civil war area here, Chris, that's a civil war

(40:56):
car being.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
Yeah, he says, that's a civil war carbing and he
says it all. But that's about as excited as aqua
chicker gets. Yeah, he's a he's a very stoic of
guy who treasurer hunter, who doesn't how to name a
YouTube channel.

Speaker 3 (41:11):
I mean, whatever he's doing, it's working for him.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
He's got one point seven million views on this thing
of him finding some moss covered gun in the bottom
of a prick.

Speaker 3 (41:21):
He did say, Wow, this is so cool.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
He's also put up like one point seven million videos.
The guy is relentless.

Speaker 3 (41:28):
This is number one. Is here? Wow?

Speaker 1 (41:33):
There it is? Look at that there is there's a
gun from a civil Wow?

Speaker 3 (41:36):
So which which side? Which side? Though?

Speaker 1 (41:42):
This reminds me though of I don't know which one
it is, but he he, you know, he is another
example of a guy that's like, you know, well, no,
not a guy, but the fact that he's involved with
finding things from a period of history that we think
of is a long time ago when uh, not only
did the election go badly, but there was an actual
war and people got through it, you know. So that's

(42:05):
another thing, Like I just like looking at history because
it reminds me that this is temporary and even if
it is bad. We have had a really great run
in post war America, post World War two. We had
an artificially good run of just standing around eating ice
cream and racing hot rods and fucking and you know,

(42:26):
doing whatever the fuck we wanted and not worrying about anything.
And that is not a normal setting. Like we are
not supposed to be able to just drive through fucking
anywhere we want and get issued hamburgers and giant fucking
I have.

Speaker 3 (42:40):
My state issued hamburger, scumbag, I'm issuing you a hamburger. Yeah,
oh hello, I'm here from my hamburger.

Speaker 1 (42:46):
And I'd also like a giant cup of icing and
some heights icing for my dog as well.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
Because we live in the curricula.

Speaker 1 (42:54):
Didn't even get fucking pup cups.

Speaker 3 (42:57):
And filterless cigarettes for your daughter.

Speaker 1 (43:00):
I mean whatever we've been living in, like you know,
extra money to go gamble, Oh, let's go gambling, Like,
I mean, that's not this is We are living in
a heatonists. That's why we're all so fucking over stimulated
and bored as well. And this is all I talk
about in Goldbrug got me like, so I'm actually just
pirrating my own content.

Speaker 3 (43:17):
But that's what podcasting is, Chris.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
But the fact is they'll think you that's the fact
is that, yes, we are not living in an enlightened manner.
We are living like complete slob sugar slobs. We're sugar
eating machines. On my podcast, I said, this is what
I said, and I'm gonna use it because I like it.

Speaker 3 (43:39):
All right.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
Do you know what a cafe mocha was back in
the old days, like say, like the year three hundred,
what a king a king got a cafe mocha now
once a year and the people danced and only the
king got to eat it because only the king got.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
To experience that level of because that the king got
to eat it too.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, they're like, yes he deserves it, Yes he deserves it.

Speaker 3 (44:06):
Is smile and you have to the globe.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
They had to travel the globe. They had to go
to Damn they had to go to you know wherever.
They had to go to Siam, Siam to get the
damn chocolate, and then they had to go to they
had to go to Australia to get the whipped cream,
and then they had to go to the killed. They
had to go to Madagascar to get the get the
part of them. And then finally, after all these elephant

(44:33):
trains went through the mountains and they delivered all the ingredients,
they had a bunch of very lucky people got to
assemble this mocha for the King, Benevolent King of Scandinavia.

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Side question but relevant. How often you know, knowing like
how exotic things were that would travel like by land
to certain like to the monarchies of different countries, how
often do you think they pulled up and the ship
was completely like rotten and.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, but they're like a fun dude, turns out fucking
yogurt is disgusting, yeah, or like they hate it anyway
because they have no like sort of they have no
basis for comparison.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
They're like, this looks amazing, this green meat you've brought me. Yeah, yeah,
I died.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
That's how we got cheese. They were like, we brought
you milk, and they're like milk liquid, solid, green ship. Yeah,
so these people had to eat green meat that traveled
on the Silk Road. And now we're like, I don't
know how many How am I supposed to choose a movie?
There's too many on Netflix. They all suck.

Speaker 1 (45:33):
Different world, different problems.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
I think ours are just as bad. Yeah, personally, But
to that point, I think it is what you're saying, Chris,
I think to make it serious again, things do change.
Nothing stays permanent. And for all the things that we
think is the one, we're just stuck in certain systems
or whatever that things can happen, and they often do.
They usually do so.

Speaker 1 (45:56):
And might offer a richer existence.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
They in the cafe mochas just for the king.

Speaker 1 (46:02):
That's what I'm saying, yes, instead of this mindless like
I want to have fifteen Cafe Moca's a day and
I still feel like shit. And if they rune out
of mocha, I say, where's a mocha? Where's the mocha?

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Where's the mauka? Motherfuckers?

Speaker 1 (46:14):
I didn't join Starbucks rewards program to not get any
fucking mocha.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
You know, that's the kind of people we're dealing with.

Speaker 1 (46:21):
So, like, if we actually took away all the drive throughs,
I don't know if that's on Trump's agenda, definitely probably not,
But you know, I would like if there was some
moment where we had to come together and remember that
some guy fell in a river and dropped his gun,
and he's probably twenty two years old fighting for some
bullshit that was all fucking organized by politicians as usual,

(46:43):
pitting Americans against each other while the politicians sit on
a hill and smoke pipes or whatever. And uh, you know,
we're now aware that's all. That's what my historical stuff is.
That's what reading about hearing about the jfk assassination is.
It's just like, if we can get engaged, we're gonna
find out that that is such a good feeling as
opposed to this endless, hedonistic existence which America has been

(47:06):
indulging in.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
Yeah, just the consumption to sort of soothe the like
bigger problems that we have because it it's insane. It's
been pretty brilliant, I think, just globally where it's like,
let's swap out progress for consumption and use that as
the new gold standard for people to experience some kind
of meaning. It's like, how much can you look.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
At these cool pants and everyone feels like a husk?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 (47:28):
There's no because everyone has the exact same.

Speaker 3 (47:30):
Ship too, So it's like not me, I drip different, baby,
I d different? You know, you know anybody else with
a Dodgers hat.

Speaker 1 (47:41):
I've never seen that nice barely applied. I voted stick a.

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Nice one.

Speaker 2 (47:52):
What did you say, Jack, because I dripped different and
I think for the listeners it was the second time around. Yeah,
dirty jokes from the era of the Civil War.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
Let's bring back dirty jokes.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Let's bring you can't say anything anymore? God, Welcome back
to the.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Podcast Going Blue with MOUs and Jack.

Speaker 2 (48:14):
Do you think Joe Biden is like hoping that kind
of that the Democrats lose so he.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Can be like, see fucking told you. I don't know
what I say, man when I say mac. As long
as as long as someone tucks him in that night,
I think he'll be okay. Yeah, yeah, uh well we
it's it's about that time taking another break. We're gonna
get back, We're gonna do some other videos. We'll be
right back and we're back back.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
And I just did a cup scout outing with the
first graders and one of the things we looked at
was man made versus nature. And one of the things
that I think is very cool about the Chris just
showed us is that I would have thought that shit
was a stick on the bottom of the.

Speaker 3 (49:07):
River turns out. There's there's cathedrals all around us. For
those with us, I just love like a kid's like,
mister O'Brien, look what I found? Like, put that fucking
stick back? Are you serious? Steady nothing, You're gonna hurt somebody,
all right, But looks it has a lever action. What
just get out of here. That's stupid. That's stupid anyway.

(49:28):
So Dealey Plaza nineteen sixty three. I'm gonna stick over here.
I'm gonna draw you a diagram. Actually bring me that.
Let's pretend this stick is the motorcade. What? Okay, Chris,
I have a question. You ever been to a shooting alley?
You ever been doing?

Speaker 1 (49:48):
You?

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Ever been to a Dutch rave? Chris?

Speaker 1 (49:51):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (49:51):
No, I have not. Okay, Well, this man in the
video also hasn't uh and is also based on his
speaking it sounds like an American. Uh. This is one
of my favorite online videos that I remember when we
were all hanging out in the office there, I was
always saying the word piss buck and I was like, oh,

(50:13):
I needed book. People need to understand what this is.
This is a video. This is clearly from some like
weird Dutch TV show or they're like on scene at
a music festival. Yeah, and uh, they're just checking out
the urinals the male bathroom section at the rave and.

Speaker 1 (50:30):
This, Oh I think I've seen this. Yeah, those trough.

Speaker 2 (50:35):
Flinks kampra flinkish scampa.

Speaker 3 (50:38):
Oh, here comes a guy straight out of Central casting
as a truck driver. Yeah, he's grabbing a urinal cake
or soap maybe, yeah, get that, get it on.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
He's like, what is man? I think it is Man? Well, yo, gobs, yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Booms are so mad. For the record, is it in
piss buck.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
And for Direcord direct some pist but it is a
piss book. Yeah, it's a piss buck. The guy when
he's like, is a urinal?

Speaker 1 (51:25):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (51:26):
The whole exchange and then let me hear him again
because it froze for me.

Speaker 3 (51:31):
This isn't.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
Oh, I think it is Man.

Speaker 3 (51:38):
I think it is Man. I love that version where
you don't want to be like, yeah, dude, you're rubbing
like rave piss all over your hands right now. It's
just like, well, I feel like rave piss. Yeah. If
you like to wash your hands a rave piss, then
you got that. For the record, it's some piss buck. Chris,
are you looking up the definition right now on your phone?

Speaker 1 (51:58):
No, No, I'm looking up No. I was just thinking
about getting how people's immune systems are pretty good. You
can wash your hands and piss and be fine.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
Probably. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
People, you know, my dad's only eating ice creams whole life,
and he's still alive.

Speaker 3 (52:12):
He's eighty three.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
You know, he didn't do any one thing that anybody said.

Speaker 3 (52:15):
My friend even one my friend's grandmother lived to ninety eight,
smoked cigarettes and only had diet coke and hot dogs
for food. Yeah, it's yeah, what happened. I believe in
a little something called genetics. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1 (52:30):
Good ice sources, I've read good rates, horses resources.

Speaker 3 (52:35):
I have lost my track of thought.

Speaker 1 (52:39):
I think that the best video to watch would be
maybe m I was trying to well, No, I don't forget.
I wonder have we ever said Boso records Boso dubbed over.
I wonder if we've ever said further record s piss

(53:01):
buck Yeah, yeah, yeah. On the show and eagle eared listeners,
do eagles have good years?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Sure? They got to hear them and let us know
if they've ever heard a reference to that.

Speaker 1 (53:15):
Did you guys, watch The Octopus Octopus on on Netflix,
The Octopus.

Speaker 3 (53:21):
The Octopus Exquisite Friend, the Octopus.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
That was like the Octopus Conspiracy or something. It's about
it's a it's a great documentary about deep state stuff.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
And yay, I heard about that last year.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
It's the Octopus.

Speaker 3 (53:40):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 1 (53:41):
It's about a journalist that was murdered and they said
it was a suicide, but.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
It was like so suspicious, right, yeah, just like very strange.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
And and and in the middle of it, one of
these government one of these like c I A operative guys,
Like uh, he this journalist was sort of trying to
chase down this story and he's he took her into
his apartment and said and like his wife was there
and like she brought like sandwiches in or something, and

(54:11):
and then they were like we're in this office and
he's like, watch this, and he rolled the tape of
the there's a brutal film where the driver turned around
and shot the president. And he's like and then he
turned it off and said, don't believe anything you see
or everything you know isn't true.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
And then I told her to go away.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
Like he brought her into his house to be like, oh, yeah,
I have a good time investigating this, but let me
show you something. Yeah yeah, And he showed that and
then he said, but the woman who told that story
was dead serious, like some journalists who was not making
that ship up.

Speaker 3 (54:48):
Wait, the dudes driving like this and he's just like,
you know what, let me just turn around and off
this mother real quick.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yes, and it was probably fake, but it was It
was meant to freaker out. It was just saying, don't
believe anything. Anything you think is true. We fucked with basically, like,
I'm involved in this ship, and don't you know, before
you start trying to find the truth, know that there's

(55:15):
a million people who will kill you if you get
close to it.

Speaker 3 (55:18):
And also you're not going to even know it if
you see it. Well bigger than I'm not talking to you.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
I'm not talking to you mar all, but I am
saying that that's a good movie to watch. For for
another you know, uh, for for another reason, why you
should you know, maybe spend less time being mad about
Mocha and more time running for office.

Speaker 3 (55:38):
There you go mad about Mocha your new podcast. I
wish I could play something good for you.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I would have brought some fun stuff if I knew
we were doing I didn't, I wouldn't have brought like JFK.
I thought we were doing like I didn't know we
were doing, Like I take the day off this show,
this okay show is I want the show because I
want to like, I want the people to be if
this is a day off, we should be showingdeos of
Like there's the video you ever seen the video of
the guys trying to drive the U haul truck out
of the parking garage and they tear the whole truck

(56:06):
to pieces.

Speaker 3 (56:07):
Well, I don't think, oh it's so good.

Speaker 1 (56:10):
It's these guys who take a U Aul truck into
a parking garage that's not designed for it.

Speaker 3 (56:14):
You know.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Yeah, it's like it's crazy that they let us just
drive you just rent you haul trucks and drive them
all due.

Speaker 3 (56:23):
They do not up.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
Yeah, and then like the whole they like do everything
you could possibly do, until they finally just have to
run away because they've like, yeah, this is it now,
this is what I want to watch.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
This is you want to These guys are unbelievab that
you haul coming in it already hit Like I think
the okay, this thing is. It's like maybe I can fit.

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Oh, but that's just the beginning. These guys are that's
the thing. They're like, well, okay, well let's just back
it up and see if oh, it gets so much
worse they end up.

Speaker 3 (56:55):
Watch out for that one buddy did wait what he wait?
What are they even go up on? So they pulled
for now they're up on three wheels. I think it
was just the they're not done. Oh yeah they are.
What are they doing? They're gonna fucking flip this thing.
They are stone, They're gonna flip it for that's a stone.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
They're what it's not over, but still trying to do it.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
And I love this guy's This guy got out, he's like,
hold on underneath the tires. Yeah, I was like down.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah, Like they hit switch they hit a sewage thing?

Speaker 3 (57:29):
Is that a switch line? It's it's gotten yeah, like
taint going and they're not done.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I just like, back out, just back out, but like
the backing out in a U haul truck does seem
like it would be difficult, and.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
Look back out, just straight back. Damn. I identify with this.

Speaker 1 (57:49):
At least this isn't happening they're just.

Speaker 3 (57:53):
For for people who aren't watching the video. I don't
know this is this is one way to incentivize just
check out the video episode. Look, it's one it's one
episode a week where we're going to be doing videos.
The other seven uploads we do a week purely audio.
So please don't worry. This isn't a fully video podcast
right now. But what okay, So they're still it's just
like they've.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Down the whole building. They somehow manage. These two delivery
drivers are just like, we need to get out of here.
We have now we have to get out of here.
If we get bought in here, We've torn the sewage
pipe out, We've got the water pipes going.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
We get this because we get they just kept going forward.
They just they just won't stop. And I admire beyond
this camera.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
I've been there.

Speaker 3 (58:44):
I don't know if you guys have been there. I have, yeah, yeah,
and you're just like, we have to get away, key
pushing forward?

Speaker 1 (58:53):
I what have What have you guys been doing down here?
You know? I'd like to see someone coming trouble boys.

Speaker 3 (59:00):
Hey guys, first time, first time driving a cube trucker?
What's going on? All right? They practically tore the building down. Yeah,
that was a look. That's called that's called American ingenuity
and gump shit it there. So shout out to those
people in that U haul van.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
You know.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
And something in here, whether it be the guy washing
his hands in the urinal and then looking and being
like that's not a urinal, is it, and the Europeans
saying it is, Whether that or the people driving the
U haul just back and forth and just causing increasing
damage but never having the idea to back out from

(59:38):
where they entered.

Speaker 1 (59:39):
Something in here will resonate with what happened, will be
you will, and you will understand the metaphor, and you'll
understand why we've shown these videos or just played the
audio for them and us being like, oh no, you
can't see that.

Speaker 3 (59:57):
This election is either going to bring us U haul
van or pisteball. Yeah, and we'll see what the outcome is.
No way to know.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Chris crofton pleasure having you as always on the daily.

Speaker 3 (01:00:09):
It's a lot of fun. And I'm glad to spend
this day with you guys, and everybody so glad we're
here with you too. Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:15):
I want everybody to hang in there and and have
uh you know, have a whatever. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:00:26):
Uh where can people find you?

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
Follow you?

Speaker 3 (01:00:29):
They can find me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I've gone podcasts crazy since I've learned how to edit
on my audacity and I am taking I'm going on
so many dates where I talk about audacity and first
dates and I say audacity, Yeah, I use it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
So I know if you heard of a little somewhere calledly, it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:49):
Might be a new thing. And I am.

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
So I'm doing Good Morning got Me like Monday, Wednesday, Friday,
where it's a seven or eight minute podcast where I read.
I've been reading out of this book that my that
I would love during my childhood called Lizard Music, and
it's a very funny book. And then I read a
poem that I take the suggestions for the poems off Patreon,
and then I play part of a song and that's it,

(01:01:13):
and I say good morning, and I ring a bell
and it's it's three days a week and it's like
bite sized. You can listen to it in two seconds,
and it's got a song that I'm hoping will be
a song that you Obviously I can only play part
of the song, but you can go track it down
and it's a great song to start your day. And
I love turning people onto music. And then I've got
my Colbrew, got Colbrew got me like that I do

(01:01:34):
with my brother and now I'm doing Colbrew conversations today
and interviewed Jamie Loftus, who says Hi to everybody, and
it was fun to talk to her about this sort
of stuff as well, and about you know, she's volunteering
at a homeless aid organization. That's she said, that's how
making her feel like acting locally, you know, regardless of

(01:01:55):
what happens. Also voting, but but you know, but but
doing what you can locally is very important. And then
then the rest of it is just like I got
a new record coming out in March. This documentary is
done about me that's been ten years in the works
and that's coming out in March two. So there's lots
of loss. He can hear me talk even more. Hell yeah,

(01:02:16):
A lot on the way, A lot on the way.
Is there a working media you've been enjoying. I guess
we've just been talking about work to media nonsense.

Speaker 3 (01:02:22):
Well, yeah, I did.

Speaker 1 (01:02:24):
I did a little thing, or I mean I did
a little thing. I did the job for once, like
I went and found some media. Oh hell, I did
a little what you guys wanted me to do. Okay,
it's New York Times pitchpot. You guys are probably oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that guy, Doug J Balloon and it's at
Doug JA Balloon. And he said today, if Trump wins,

(01:02:46):
Harris supporters must accept his victory peacefully and without rancor.
And if Harris wins, Harris supporters must be understanding about
Trump supporters violence and rioting. And it's a parody account,
parodying the New York Times, and often the New York
Times outdoes him with their.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Yeah, with their actual I was here in Centrey, both
sides on MPR yesterday, so hard to listen to PR.

Speaker 3 (01:03:15):
Don't don't check people when they're lying out loud, because
that would be rude, I guess, yeah, or saying wrong
shit out loud.

Speaker 1 (01:03:21):
Yeah, Miles, where can people find you their working media
you've been enjoying?

Speaker 3 (01:03:25):
Find me laying down? Okay, all right, because I need
you need a break. Twitter and Instagram, Miles of great
You want to Basketball podcast as Miles and Jack mad
boost ninety, which is my escapism. I do that talking
on four to twenty Day Fiance. Oh and also shout

(01:03:45):
out the Good Thief that documentary podcast. I was on
the True Crime podcast. We won a signal award, which, hey,
so now I can say, yeah, I'm award winning. Okay,
hell and all I had to do was talk baby,
but yeah, that was a fantastic shout out everybody. Uh yeah, thanks.
There is a tweet that I did, like, actually it's
at only a world away and this is in regards

(01:04:07):
to the Peanut the squirrel shit that's going on, like
as we let into the election to say, this is
a tweet. I work at the facility where they put
down Peanut the squirrel, and after it happened, it was quiet,
but then the doctor farted and we all laughed. Then
someone yelled downtown and threw Peanut at the novelty basketball
hoop on our trash can, but he missed and Peanut

(01:04:28):
hit the wall. And then one more, just a video.
This is just something for me and the folks that
just have weird, misplaced anger issues at times. This is on.
This is from TikTok and let me just pull it up.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
People who talk and they have white stuff right here
and right here, and and they be fumbing at the mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:04:51):
Do you want me to beat the shit out of you?

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:58):
That's from at fee h underscores. Just love that. I
just love that because I can do that for you.
You want, I canna help you out there? Yeah, if
you need that. So that's very much on some Oh
you're a tough guy type energy. Yeah, just angry at
some little stuff. Okay, you would beat the shit out
of you, by the way, real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I just want to say thank you everybody who got
in touch with me and said they watched Devil at
your Heels.

Speaker 3 (01:05:22):
So many.

Speaker 1 (01:05:24):
Watched Devil at your Heels and they were like, man,
this is a good movie, and I was like, god, damn.

Speaker 2 (01:05:28):
It got ten years later the one person who can
get someone to watch a documentary.

Speaker 1 (01:05:35):
I was thrilled. I was thrilled that people were sending
me pictures of their TV.

Speaker 3 (01:05:38):
Screen and stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:05:39):
So it's very fun. Ken Carter on there. It's like
an incredible superpower. You should have to file that with
the Legion with man that. I'm just so grateful to
the Zeit Gang for for you know, for being a whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
Nice yeah underscore O'Brian tweet.

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
I've been enjoying at Old Friend ninety nine tweeted friendly
reminder that gulp is with a hard G.

Speaker 3 (01:06:04):
I once said, jolp as my bullies were closing in
and it only made matters worse.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
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to the information that we talked about today as well
as a song that we think you might enjoy.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
You can also go check for YouTube channel out.

Speaker 3 (01:06:29):
Yeah, you now have video versions of some episodes like
this one. Yes, exactly. But Miles, is there a song
that you think people mightn't Yes, there's another surprise surprise
band out of Australia that's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
They describe their music as hypnotic dance punk and they're
from Melbourne.

Speaker 1 (01:06:48):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:06:48):
They're called gut Health, which I think we can all
you know, use a little bit of that behind that one.
And the track is called Inner Norm and Dude, the
fucking bass the picked bass on this baseline is fuck.
It's groofing and it's it's moving and I like that.
So if you liked like a heavy pick based sort
of like melolodic baseline distracts for you, you like a

(01:07:08):
little energy, you like a power, powerful female.

Speaker 1 (01:07:11):
Vocal, this is it gut health in or norm all right,
we will link off to that in the Footbolle.

Speaker 3 (01:07:18):
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Speaker 2 (01:07:26):
That's gonna do it for us this morning, back this
afternoon to tell you what happened in the election last night.

Speaker 1 (01:07:35):
I guess maybe maybe we'll be back like this morning.
We'll probably try and do it, or we'll have our
backs to the wall. We don't know, Yeah, we don't know,
but we'll be back at some point today with the
episode where we actually talked about the election results, and
we will talk to you all done. Bye, thank you,